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[upbeat rock music]
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♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
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♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff,
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♪ ♪
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♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff,
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♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
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- ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
- ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪
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- ♪ Ruff, ruff ♪
- ♪ Meow, meow ♪
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- ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
- ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪
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[music crescendos]
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♪ ♪
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[ominous music]
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♪ ♪
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[sobbing]
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Mighty barking thunder dog
in the sky,
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please stop barking.
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I'll do anything.
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Do you want me
to stop licking myself?
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[thunder booming]
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Oh, oh, more licking.
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♪ ♪
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Okay, let's get to me,
'cause Honey's human
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should be gettin' home soon to
cry and pill herself to sleep.
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We have time.
Jill's volunteering
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at the shelter
for National Pet Adoption Day.
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And when it rains,
she pulls her car over
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to calmly wait it out.
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[screaming]
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Well, then I'll share
something small.
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[clears throat]
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When I left, Kevin was packing
his big green suitcase.
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He's leaving me for good
this time.
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I mean, do I blame him? No.
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I'm just a useless, dumb,
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and "overweight
according to society's
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warped perception of beauty"
cat.
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Chico, if you want others
to love you,
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you need
to love yourself first.
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Or you need to follow Kevin,
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find out where he's going and
why he's always abandoning you,
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and then change everything
about yourself
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to get him to come back to you.
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- That's ridiculous.
- That's brilliant.
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And as your kooky,
less attractive BFF,
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it's my job to go with you.
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Let's go!
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If we hurry, we may be able
to sneak into his suitcase
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before he finishes
his preflight
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crotch-lotioning-sock ritual.
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Well, that was boring.
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Luckily for you losers,
I have something so personal,
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so troubling--
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Hey, where did Tchotchke go?
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[thunder booming]
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Oh, no,
it's happening again!
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The terrifying, bloodthirsty
basement monsters
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must have gotten Tchotchke!
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[thunder booming]
[all gasp]
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According to lore,
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which is short for Lori,
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every
National Pet Adoption Day,
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the basement monsters emerge
from their subterranean lair
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and exact revenge on pets...
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pets like us.
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[thunder booming]
[all gasp]
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[laughs] Oh, silly Diablo,
that's just a story
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we tell our kids
if we could have any.
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The real monsters
are the ones
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that live inside of us.
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Burn the house down, Nibbles.
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Make fire happy.
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Basement monsters are real!
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And they're coming for me--
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well, for all of us,
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but it's mostly me
I'm concerned about!
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This is a wonderful opportunity
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for immersion therapy,
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the technique where I,
the therapist,
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cure the patient of their fear
by immersing them
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in whatever it is
that frightens them.
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Ooh, I'm afraid of naughty
Catholic school turtles.
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Come on, Diablo.
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It's time for you to overcome
this silly fear.
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Honey, Honey,
this is a huge violation!
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But it is quite soothing
to be carried.
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Honey!
Honey, no! Please!
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Let me out!
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I cannot wait
to be deposed about this.
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Trust me, Diablo.
I know what I'm doing.
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[thunder booming]
- [yelps] Honey, what do we do?
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The scary barking dog
in the sky
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is barking in the sky!
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I-I-I don't have time
for this, Chief.
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I'm trying to get Diablo
to confront his fears.
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Confront fears...
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and the other words you said
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that relate
to my current predicament.
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Thanks, Honey!
- Have fun.
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[screaming]
No!
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Honey, this does not
seem ethical,
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but it is the content
I come for.
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Yeah, Diablo sounds
truly terrified.
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To the untrained ear, maybe,
but to a professional,
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those are the bloodcurdling
screams of healing.
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[screaming stops]
And healed.
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[chuckles]
Diablo, you may now come out
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and enjoy your life
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unencumbered
by irrational fears
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based on nonsense.
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[suspenseful music]
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♪ ♪
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Diablo?
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Okay, Honey killed Diablo.
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Pay up.
- Not until I see the body.
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[thunder booming]
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♪ ♪
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- [groans]
- Why would Kevin
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rather live here forever
than live with me?
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I don't know. Let's ask him.
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I'm Kevin.
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I'm here because I'm stupid
and I don't realize
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that I live with the greatest
cat in the world.
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Hey, don't call Kevin stupid,
Kevin!
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[yowls]
- [grunts]
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♪ ♪
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[gasps] Kevin?
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[thunder booming]
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Hurry up
and find Diablo already
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so I can get
into my thing!
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Diablo!
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Diablo, if you're trying
to make me look bad,
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it's not working.
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It's not not working.
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- Guys, look.
- [gasps]
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The basement monsters
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dragged Diablo
into that crawlspace.
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Or Diablo thought this
was a way out
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and, um, got so excited,
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he dragged his paws
along the ground
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while walking backwards,
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leaving behind
several of his nails,
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which he had dipped in ketchup.
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Yeah, blood-flavored ketchup.
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Come on, let's go find him
and prove I'm right.
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Charge!
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If you guys are afraid,
you can go upstairs
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and listen to Max
talk about himself.
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all: Charge!
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♪ ♪
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It's time to confront--
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- [roars]
- [screams]
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Chief, what are you doin'?
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It's rainin'
cats and yous out there!
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Well, I was gonna stand up
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to the giant barking dog
in the sky,
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but have you ever seen
how high the sky is?
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Well, you could climb
the radio tower
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at the end of the LA River.
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Then you'd be face-to-face
with the scary barking dog.
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And also,
our Frisbee is up there,
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so if you could grab that,
that'd be fire.
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Radio tower?
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Perfect.
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But how do we get there?
It's flooding.
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Easy.
We'll build a boat.
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Yes!
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♪ We're buildin' a boat
in the shed ♪
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♪ Usin' this stuff
that's layin' around ♪
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♪ It's a montage, so you don't
know how long it took ♪
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♪ Maybe it was an hour
or a half hour ♪
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♪ Time's just
really a construct ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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I've never been more proud
of anything
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in my entire life.
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[all sigh]
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- Huh?
- Hey, a box.
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I've never been more proud
of anything
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in my entire life.
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Get in.
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[adventurous music]
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[thunder booming]
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Diablo, come on out
and tell everyone
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how cured you are
because of me.
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I think I hear something
coming from that grate.
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[ominous whooshing]
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Diablo?
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[all scream]
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We're jump-scare bats.
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It's what we do.
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Oof! For a second there,
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I thought we were
in real danger.
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- Blahhh!
- [screams]
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Great job, Tabitha.
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We're trapped.
- We're trapped?
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[all scream]
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[thunder booming]
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- Is that dead guy Kevin?
- I don't know.
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I've never seen
what Kevin looks like dead.
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But if it is Kevin,
then maybe, just maybe,
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I'd be able to wake him up
with true love's first kiss.
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You're not suggesting
that you--
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Oh, oh! Chico, no!
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Eh, guess he's not Kevin.
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Guess not.
But just to be sure...
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[moans]
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Chico, this is not healthy!
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[both grunt]
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Ooh, string. Let's pull it.
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[thunder booming]
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[ominous music]
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[both scream]
[all screaming]
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Well, that was a long scream.
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We're all gonna die,
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even the two of us
who don't deserve to.
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We're not going to die
if we just stay calm!
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[breathes deeply]
So let's just split up
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into two groups
so we can find Diablo.
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Fine.
I'll go with Shel and Elsa.
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No fair, why do you guys
get three animals,
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we only have two?
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Shel, you're with us.
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Now, ladies, I don't like
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hearing you fight over me,
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but I would like to see it.
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Why don't we just
pick names out of a hat?
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Now, who knows
how to write our names,
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or use a pen, or has a hat?
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Guys, look down there!
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It's a way out! We're saved!
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[screams]
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Well, now we can pair up
evenly... yeah?
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[ominous music]
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The monsters got Nibbles.
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Game over, man. Game over.
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We should have stayed
in group
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and listened to pig
talk about himself.
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[gasps]
- Don't say that!
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Don't you ever say that!
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All right,
we're going to be fine.
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If we just stick together
and stay calm,
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I'm sure we'll find Diablo,
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and Nibbles, and Tchotchke.
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[screams]
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And Tabitha.
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Maybe we should--
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and I'm just spitballing here--
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scream
and run in all directions.
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[all screaming]
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[tense music]
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[groggily]
Great job, Tabitha.
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[panting]
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♪ ♪
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Whew.
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[both scream]
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Oh, it's you.
259
00:09:12,416 --> 00:09:15,886
Shel, could my inability
to admit I was wrong
260
00:09:15,886 --> 00:09:17,154
have gotten everyone killed?
261
00:09:17,254 --> 00:09:20,157
Don't beat yourself up--
not everyone.
262
00:09:20,157 --> 00:09:22,960
Oh, now it's everyone!
263
00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:24,495
[gasps]
264
00:09:24,495 --> 00:09:26,330
[growls]
265
00:09:26,330 --> 00:09:27,865
[roars]
266
00:09:27,865 --> 00:09:29,333
[sighs]
267
00:09:30,067 --> 00:09:31,135
This is a nightmare!
268
00:09:31,135 --> 00:09:32,236
We're trapped with a pack
269
00:09:32,236 --> 00:09:34,404
of gigantic
multicolored animals.
270
00:09:34,404 --> 00:09:37,040
I don't know how Kevin got
mixed up with these creatures,
271
00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:39,243
but I do know he's in danger.
272
00:09:39,243 --> 00:09:41,411
[sniffs] You smell that?
Kevin is close.
273
00:09:41,512 --> 00:09:42,613
We have to find him
before he ends up
274
00:09:42,613 --> 00:09:45,816
like that great kisser we met
in the luggage cargo.
275
00:09:45,816 --> 00:09:48,786
[mysterious music]
276
00:09:48,786 --> 00:09:50,821
♪ ♪
277
00:09:50,821 --> 00:09:53,123
Mm, very garbage-forward
278
00:09:53,123 --> 00:09:55,959
with hints of hepatitis C.
279
00:09:55,959 --> 00:09:58,395
Uh, guys?
280
00:09:58,395 --> 00:10:02,733
[all yelling]
281
00:10:02,733 --> 00:10:04,835
[rock music]
282
00:10:04,835 --> 00:10:07,204
[all yelp]
283
00:10:07,204 --> 00:10:08,338
[groans]
284
00:10:08,338 --> 00:10:09,873
Oh, no! [yells]
285
00:10:09,973 --> 00:10:11,542
- [roars]
- [screams]
286
00:10:11,542 --> 00:10:13,777
[yelps]
287
00:10:13,877 --> 00:10:15,379
Our boat!
288
00:10:15,379 --> 00:10:17,314
[all gasping]
289
00:10:17,314 --> 00:10:18,715
[both grunt]
290
00:10:18,715 --> 00:10:19,750
[both sigh]
291
00:10:19,883 --> 00:10:22,853
[yelps] Small Fun Raccoon,
take my handlike paw!
292
00:10:22,853 --> 00:10:23,887
[grunts]
293
00:10:23,887 --> 00:10:26,890
[exciting music]
294
00:10:26,890 --> 00:10:29,259
No!
295
00:10:30,294 --> 00:10:31,328
[cries]
296
00:10:31,328 --> 00:10:33,897
And just like that,
Small died.
297
00:10:33,897 --> 00:10:35,766
[suspenseful music]
298
00:10:35,766 --> 00:10:39,236
[groaning]
299
00:10:41,171 --> 00:10:43,373
Diablo? Shel?
And the rest?
300
00:10:43,373 --> 00:10:44,508
You're all alive!
301
00:10:44,508 --> 00:10:45,776
Which I knew all along.
302
00:10:45,776 --> 00:10:46,877
Where are we?
303
00:10:46,877 --> 00:10:47,911
We've been taken
304
00:10:48,011 --> 00:10:48,946
to the basement monster's
nest
305
00:10:49,113 --> 00:10:52,049
to be used as living prey
for the larva hatchlings
306
00:10:52,049 --> 00:10:54,418
that were implanted
inside us...
307
00:10:54,418 --> 00:10:55,686
I'm assuming.
308
00:10:55,686 --> 00:10:59,022
So... anybody want
to finally admit
309
00:10:59,022 --> 00:11:00,157
they screwed up?
310
00:11:00,157 --> 00:11:01,892
Hmm, yeah, anybody?
311
00:11:01,892 --> 00:11:03,527
Anybody? No?
312
00:11:03,527 --> 00:11:05,996
Well, I guess no one
screwed up, Tabitha.
313
00:11:05,996 --> 00:11:07,731
What a weird question.
[bottle clatters]
314
00:11:07,731 --> 00:11:09,867
♪ ♪
315
00:11:09,867 --> 00:11:12,102
[all scream]
316
00:11:12,102 --> 00:11:13,670
Look, it's Tchotchke.
317
00:11:13,670 --> 00:11:15,205
I told you! We're saved!
318
00:11:15,205 --> 00:11:16,840
all: Yay!
319
00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:18,275
Followed by a bunch
320
00:11:18,275 --> 00:11:20,677
of terrifying
basement monsters.
321
00:11:20,677 --> 00:11:21,912
We're doomed!
322
00:11:21,912 --> 00:11:23,480
all: Boo!
323
00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:24,715
What's Tchotchke doing?
324
00:11:24,715 --> 00:11:26,283
He's trying
to tell us something.
325
00:11:26,283 --> 00:11:29,853
Guys, I'll interpret.
I'm fluent in Tchotchke-ese.
326
00:11:29,953 --> 00:11:31,221
Don't be scared.
327
00:11:31,221 --> 00:11:34,258
These are my friends,
my discarded friends.
328
00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:35,292
They are...
329
00:11:35,292 --> 00:11:36,593
♪ ♪
330
00:11:46,770 --> 00:11:47,738
And...
331
00:11:47,738 --> 00:11:50,741
[all scream]
332
00:11:50,741 --> 00:11:52,709
You see, every year,
333
00:11:52,709 --> 00:11:54,945
thousands of animals
are adopted
334
00:11:54,945 --> 00:11:57,314
on National Pet Adoption Day.
335
00:11:57,314 --> 00:12:00,417
But hipsters
often adopt exotic animals
336
00:12:00,417 --> 00:12:03,120
just to have something
to post on social.
337
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:06,023
Soon after my friends
were taken in,
338
00:12:06,023 --> 00:12:07,524
their owners lost interest.
339
00:12:07,524 --> 00:12:11,795
They lived as nomads like
that Frances McDormand movie
340
00:12:11,795 --> 00:12:15,866
no one saw
but pretended to like.
341
00:12:15,866 --> 00:12:17,067
Ah!
342
00:12:17,067 --> 00:12:19,770
[thunder crashes]
343
00:12:19,770 --> 00:12:22,039
I found some
of the survivors
344
00:12:22,039 --> 00:12:25,909
and snuck them here
under Jill's house for safety,
345
00:12:25,909 --> 00:12:28,312
where they've since lived
in secret.
346
00:12:28,412 --> 00:12:30,380
That is literally
the saddest thing
347
00:12:30,380 --> 00:12:33,117
I've ever lost interest in
halfway through.
348
00:12:33,117 --> 00:12:35,052
Why didn't you tell us,
Tchotchke?
349
00:12:35,052 --> 00:12:37,621
Being abandoned
creates trust issues,
350
00:12:37,621 --> 00:12:41,024
so they made me keep
their existence a secret,
351
00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:43,994
which I understand
because I, too,
352
00:12:43,994 --> 00:12:46,063
am a glazed doughnut.
353
00:12:46,063 --> 00:12:48,899
Oh, sorry, I misinterpreted.
354
00:12:48,999 --> 00:12:52,302
I, too, am a discarded pet.
355
00:12:52,302 --> 00:12:54,605
all: Aww.
356
00:12:54,605 --> 00:12:56,840
[thunder booming]
357
00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:58,842
Kevin?
[sniffs] Kevin?
358
00:12:58,842 --> 00:13:00,544
[intercom dings]
- Buckle up, Furries.
359
00:13:00,544 --> 00:13:03,147
It's gonna be a bumpy ride,
but we're going to get you
360
00:13:03,147 --> 00:13:06,750
to your convention safely
and on time.
361
00:13:06,750 --> 00:13:08,418
[sniffs] Smell that?
362
00:13:08,418 --> 00:13:09,987
[groans] My bad.
363
00:13:09,987 --> 00:13:12,122
Turns out,
flying makes me nervous.
364
00:13:12,122 --> 00:13:13,390
[gags]
- No, I'm saying
365
00:13:13,490 --> 00:13:14,691
I smell Kevin above us.
366
00:13:14,691 --> 00:13:15,759
Come on.
367
00:13:15,759 --> 00:13:17,694
[snoring]
368
00:13:17,694 --> 00:13:19,029
[sniffing]
369
00:13:19,029 --> 00:13:22,299
Oh, my God,
this creature ate my Kevin!
370
00:13:22,299 --> 00:13:24,735
Now he's really
never gonna come home.
371
00:13:24,735 --> 00:13:26,370
[thunder booming]
372
00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:29,139
[tense music]
373
00:13:29,139 --> 00:13:31,208
Aw, we should probably
give up.
374
00:13:31,208 --> 00:13:34,745
No, Small Fun would have
wanted us to continue,
375
00:13:34,845 --> 00:13:36,713
is something you say
in these situations.
376
00:13:36,814 --> 00:13:38,048
Plus, look over there.
377
00:13:38,048 --> 00:13:41,952
[thunder rumbling]
- [growling]
378
00:13:41,952 --> 00:13:43,987
You really think
I can do this?
379
00:13:43,987 --> 00:13:45,289
Oh, not at all.
380
00:13:45,289 --> 00:13:47,324
Small Fun was the one
who believed in you.
381
00:13:47,324 --> 00:13:48,425
Then he died.
382
00:13:48,425 --> 00:13:50,027
But at this point, I mean,
we're here, right?
383
00:13:50,027 --> 00:13:52,563
You're right, we are here!
384
00:13:52,563 --> 00:13:54,965
♪ Climbing a ladder
to confront the dog ♪
385
00:13:54,965 --> 00:13:56,567
[roars]
386
00:13:56,567 --> 00:13:59,937
- [snoring]
- [yowling]
387
00:13:59,937 --> 00:14:01,638
Kevin's dead!
388
00:14:01,638 --> 00:14:04,308
D-S-Q-P, dead!
389
00:14:04,308 --> 00:14:05,409
[gasps]
390
00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:07,544
Uh, excuse me, ma'am.
- Oh, my God!
391
00:14:07,544 --> 00:14:09,513
Kevin's still alive
inside that mutant freak.
392
00:14:09,513 --> 00:14:12,883
- Can I get a Diet Coke?
- And he's thirsty.
393
00:14:12,883 --> 00:14:15,152
Poor guy
is being digested alive,
394
00:14:15,152 --> 00:14:17,521
and there's nothing
I can do about it.
395
00:14:17,521 --> 00:14:18,422
[gags]
396
00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:20,757
[bell dings]
397
00:14:20,757 --> 00:14:22,493
Hand me that puke bag.
398
00:14:22,493 --> 00:14:24,261
I have a better idea.
399
00:14:24,261 --> 00:14:26,864
I'm coming,
partially digested Kevin!
400
00:14:26,864 --> 00:14:29,399
[groans, retches]
401
00:14:29,399 --> 00:14:30,734
[thunder rumbling]
402
00:14:30,734 --> 00:14:32,736
Tchotchke,
why have you never told us
403
00:14:32,736 --> 00:14:33,937
you're a discarded pet?
404
00:14:33,937 --> 00:14:36,140
I've always felt
great shame.
405
00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:39,042
You see, I was bought
by a mystery celebrity--
406
00:14:39,143 --> 00:14:41,311
let's call him
Pustin Peeber--
407
00:14:41,311 --> 00:14:44,114
who paraded me around
as a trophy pet.
408
00:14:44,114 --> 00:14:45,482
But the second he learned
409
00:14:45,482 --> 00:14:48,352
he couldn't travel with me
to Orlando,
410
00:14:48,352 --> 00:14:51,655
I was tossed away
like garbage.
411
00:14:51,655 --> 00:14:55,159
[somber music]
412
00:14:55,159 --> 00:14:57,227
That's heartbreaking, Tchotchke...
413
00:14:57,227 --> 00:14:58,695
and exactly the kind of thing
414
00:14:58,695 --> 00:15:00,264
we could have addressed
in therapy.
415
00:15:00,264 --> 00:15:02,933
[overenunciating]
And none of you have to worry.
416
00:15:02,933 --> 00:15:05,569
Your secret is safe with us.
417
00:15:05,569 --> 00:15:09,139
See? You didn't have
to terrorize and kidnap them.
418
00:15:09,139 --> 00:15:12,476
This group is my family.
We can let them go.
419
00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:14,745
Sorry, upstairs pets.
420
00:15:14,745 --> 00:15:15,546
[all gasp]
421
00:15:15,546 --> 00:15:17,281
We've been listening
to your group
422
00:15:17,281 --> 00:15:18,615
through that vent for months,
423
00:15:18,615 --> 00:15:21,285
and we've heard Honey
talk about loving yourself
424
00:15:21,285 --> 00:15:23,220
and being worthy of happiness.
425
00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:26,056
Well, we deserve
a good life too,
426
00:15:26,056 --> 00:15:28,759
the kind of life
you upstairs animals have.
427
00:15:28,759 --> 00:15:30,961
So we're going
to take your lives,
428
00:15:30,961 --> 00:15:32,262
like in that hit movie "Us"
429
00:15:32,262 --> 00:15:34,031
we also heard
through the vent.
430
00:15:34,031 --> 00:15:36,633
[all gasp]
- Any last words?
431
00:15:36,633 --> 00:15:37,367
What are you?
432
00:15:37,367 --> 00:15:39,103
I'm a ferret put on steroids
433
00:15:39,103 --> 00:15:40,370
to look like a poodle.
434
00:15:40,370 --> 00:15:42,873
People do that
to smuggle us in the country.
435
00:15:42,873 --> 00:15:44,708
Find out more here.
436
00:15:44,708 --> 00:15:47,044
BRB never!
437
00:15:47,044 --> 00:15:48,779
[thunder booming]
438
00:15:48,779 --> 00:15:52,249
Oh, God.
Tchotchke really let us down.
439
00:15:55,018 --> 00:15:57,521
The water's rising.
What do we do?
440
00:15:57,521 --> 00:15:59,590
I don't know,
but it's not my fault!
441
00:15:59,590 --> 00:16:00,657
I didn't do anything wrong.
442
00:16:00,657 --> 00:16:02,960
And I'm never wrong, never.
Never, never, never.
443
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,428
- Honey's broken.
- Not to worry.
444
00:16:04,428 --> 00:16:07,564
Max has probably seen
the discarded pets by now
445
00:16:07,564 --> 00:16:09,366
and is on his way to rescue us.
446
00:16:09,366 --> 00:16:12,369
I mean it is amazing
how fast you can go from,
447
00:16:12,369 --> 00:16:14,638
"Oh, my God,
I'm talking to Nic Cage,"
448
00:16:14,638 --> 00:16:18,142
to, "Oh, my God, someone
get me away from Nic Cage."
449
00:16:18,142 --> 00:16:20,277
Nibbles, you get it.
450
00:16:20,277 --> 00:16:23,046
But we probably
shouldn't count on it.
451
00:16:23,046 --> 00:16:25,382
[grunts]
I can reach you, Diablo,
452
00:16:25,382 --> 00:16:27,484
but your paw's gotta go.
453
00:16:27,484 --> 00:16:29,953
Wait, what?
Just chew through the rope!
454
00:16:29,953 --> 00:16:32,055
Okay, fine.
455
00:16:32,055 --> 00:16:34,291
Quick, untie the rest of us.
456
00:16:34,291 --> 00:16:35,859
[grunting]
457
00:16:35,859 --> 00:16:37,294
I can't do it!
458
00:16:37,294 --> 00:16:39,263
I guess now is a good time
to tell you
459
00:16:39,263 --> 00:16:41,432
that I don't have
any top teeth.
460
00:16:41,432 --> 00:16:42,900
- Eww.
- Yuck.
461
00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:44,268
Diablo,
climb through those vents
462
00:16:44,268 --> 00:16:45,836
and open the door
on the other side.
463
00:16:45,836 --> 00:16:48,605
No way, it is too scary
and dark in there.
464
00:16:48,605 --> 00:16:50,374
And what about
the vent monsters?
465
00:16:50,374 --> 00:16:53,777
They are way worse
than the basement monsters!
466
00:16:53,877 --> 00:16:54,845
[thunder booming]
467
00:16:54,845 --> 00:16:56,146
You got this, Chief!
468
00:16:56,146 --> 00:16:59,750
He's just as scared of you
as you are of him...
469
00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:04,087
is also something I've heard
people say in these situations.
470
00:17:04,087 --> 00:17:06,623
He's just as afraid of me?
471
00:17:06,623 --> 00:17:08,258
- [growls]
- [grunting]
472
00:17:08,258 --> 00:17:10,394
Listen, buddy.
I get it.
473
00:17:10,394 --> 00:17:12,396
I know what it's like
to be scared.
474
00:17:12,396 --> 00:17:16,767
But giving in to that fear has
turned you into a giant dingus.
475
00:17:16,767 --> 00:17:19,136
Underneath all that sky drama,
476
00:17:19,136 --> 00:17:21,371
I bet you're a really good boy.
477
00:17:21,371 --> 00:17:24,842
And I'm sure if we got to know
each other, we'd be friends.
478
00:17:24,842 --> 00:17:26,677
So what do you say?
479
00:17:26,677 --> 00:17:28,378
Friends?
- [roars]
480
00:17:28,378 --> 00:17:30,147
[screams, grunts]
481
00:17:30,147 --> 00:17:32,416
[electricity crackling]
482
00:17:32,416 --> 00:17:35,085
So... no Frisbee?
483
00:17:35,953 --> 00:17:37,955
Mine was blue.
484
00:17:37,955 --> 00:17:40,257
Ew, ew!
[gagging]
485
00:17:40,257 --> 00:17:43,527
[both screaming]
486
00:17:44,461 --> 00:17:45,996
Kevin, hold on!
487
00:17:45,996 --> 00:17:48,298
Don't let him digest you!
488
00:17:48,398 --> 00:17:50,567
[thunder rumbling,
electricity crackling]
489
00:17:50,567 --> 00:17:51,602
[grunts]
490
00:17:52,603 --> 00:17:55,839
[ominous choral music]
491
00:17:55,839 --> 00:17:57,841
[triumphant music]
492
00:17:57,841 --> 00:18:00,344
[bell dings]
493
00:18:03,147 --> 00:18:05,149
Kevin, you're still alive!
494
00:18:05,149 --> 00:18:07,084
We killed the beast!
495
00:18:07,084 --> 00:18:08,986
Chico?
What are you doing here?
496
00:18:08,986 --> 00:18:10,621
I love you too!
497
00:18:10,621 --> 00:18:12,122
[intercom dings]
- Uh, this is your captain.
498
00:18:12,122 --> 00:18:13,524
One of our engines is out,
499
00:18:13,524 --> 00:18:16,260
so we have to turn around
and head back to Burbank.
500
00:18:16,260 --> 00:18:19,229
Oh, great.
Guess we're going home.
501
00:18:19,229 --> 00:18:21,298
We're going home?
Together?
502
00:18:21,298 --> 00:18:22,266
I did it.
503
00:18:22,266 --> 00:18:24,968
I saved you,
and I won you back.
504
00:18:24,968 --> 00:18:26,837
No hard feelings, man.
I get it.
505
00:18:26,837 --> 00:18:29,273
If I had a mouth your size,
I'd eat him too.
506
00:18:29,373 --> 00:18:32,142
- [screams]
- I don't want to die!
507
00:18:32,142 --> 00:18:35,012
- I'm too young to go.
- Oh, guys.
508
00:18:35,012 --> 00:18:36,480
I'm so sorry that my fears
509
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,882
are preventing me
from saving all of you.
510
00:18:38,882 --> 00:18:40,150
Wait, no, Diablo.
511
00:18:40,150 --> 00:18:42,352
You can't die thinking
this is your fault.
512
00:18:42,352 --> 00:18:43,854
It's my f--
513
00:18:43,854 --> 00:18:46,156
it's my f... ault.
514
00:18:46,156 --> 00:18:47,891
That's right,
because of my hubris,
515
00:18:47,991 --> 00:18:49,126
we're all going to die.
516
00:18:49,126 --> 00:18:51,929
See, Honey?
Was that so difficult?
517
00:18:51,929 --> 00:18:54,131
Wow Honey,
finally admitting
518
00:18:54,131 --> 00:18:56,533
you were wrong about something
was really brave.
519
00:18:56,633 --> 00:19:00,104
And if you can be that brave,
then maybe I can too!
520
00:19:00,104 --> 00:19:02,339
I'll be back!
[panting]
521
00:19:02,339 --> 00:19:03,941
Thank you, Honey!
522
00:19:03,941 --> 00:19:06,076
Because of you,
I am overcoming--
523
00:19:06,076 --> 00:19:07,244
- Go!
- Hurry up!
524
00:19:07,244 --> 00:19:08,679
Jeez!
525
00:19:08,679 --> 00:19:10,881
Hurry!
526
00:19:10,881 --> 00:19:12,916
[grunts]
Don't drown yet!
527
00:19:12,916 --> 00:19:14,118
I'm coming!
528
00:19:14,118 --> 00:19:17,955
That's what she s--
[gurgling]
529
00:19:17,955 --> 00:19:19,423
[grunting]
530
00:19:19,423 --> 00:19:23,327
[tense music]
531
00:19:23,327 --> 00:19:24,428
[all gasp]
532
00:19:24,428 --> 00:19:26,163
- Thank you!
- Diablo, you saved us!
533
00:19:26,163 --> 00:19:27,564
Saving us was the easy part.
534
00:19:27,564 --> 00:19:29,833
Believing he could save us,
that's the work.
535
00:19:29,933 --> 00:19:31,168
You're welcome.
536
00:19:31,168 --> 00:19:34,338
So now I've got Nic Cage
showing up all the time.
537
00:19:34,338 --> 00:19:36,473
He wants to get
matching tattoos.
538
00:19:36,473 --> 00:19:39,943
It's like, I know
you're lonely, but, dude,
539
00:19:39,943 --> 00:19:42,713
isn't there some Coppola
you can talk to?
540
00:19:42,713 --> 00:19:44,515
Max, get away
from those animals!
541
00:19:44,515 --> 00:19:46,416
They're basement monsters!
542
00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:47,551
Actually,
they're discarded pets
543
00:19:47,551 --> 00:19:50,420
who have no homes and just want
to be loved, but still!
544
00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:52,923
And they want to replace us
and take over our lives.
545
00:19:52,923 --> 00:19:54,258
Even Diablo's life.
546
00:19:54,258 --> 00:19:55,993
It's time to go to war.
547
00:19:55,993 --> 00:19:57,861
Yes! Yes!
548
00:19:57,861 --> 00:19:59,530
- Attack!
- [yowls]
549
00:19:59,530 --> 00:20:02,900
Discarded pets, fight back!
[all yelling]
550
00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:05,335
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, time-out.
551
00:20:05,335 --> 00:20:07,538
Just so I understand
what's happening,
552
00:20:07,538 --> 00:20:09,673
you guys are not you guys?
553
00:20:09,673 --> 00:20:10,340
Exactly.
554
00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:11,542
And you want to kill them
555
00:20:11,542 --> 00:20:13,343
because they're loved
and they have homes?
556
00:20:13,343 --> 00:20:15,245
- Exactly!
- Okay, cool, cool, cool.
557
00:20:15,245 --> 00:20:16,980
As you were.
[all yelling]
558
00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:18,282
Hey, I'm sorry
to interrupt again,
559
00:20:18,282 --> 00:20:20,384
but what if instead of having
a bloody battle
560
00:20:20,384 --> 00:20:22,186
that's probably gonna ruin
the couch,
561
00:20:22,186 --> 00:20:25,022
I could find
you discarded pets a home
562
00:20:25,022 --> 00:20:27,124
with a famous lonely bachelor
563
00:20:27,124 --> 00:20:28,892
who could really use
the company?
564
00:20:28,892 --> 00:20:30,093
What do you think?
565
00:20:30,093 --> 00:20:33,330
[melancholy music]
566
00:20:33,330 --> 00:20:35,499
♪ ♪
567
00:20:35,499 --> 00:20:37,267
Hey there, little guys.
568
00:20:37,267 --> 00:20:39,570
You sure look like
you could use a loving home
569
00:20:39,570 --> 00:20:41,438
with lots of dark secrets.
570
00:20:41,438 --> 00:20:43,974
[laughs]
What do you say?
571
00:20:43,974 --> 00:20:46,710
I love you, Nic Cage.
572
00:20:46,710 --> 00:20:48,011
You're not monsters.
573
00:20:48,011 --> 00:20:50,314
The humans
who discarded you are.
574
00:20:50,314 --> 00:20:53,250
Don't get a pet
you can't take care of...
575
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:56,453
or a dinosaur skull
you can't liquidate.
576
00:20:59,490 --> 00:21:02,693
[upbeat music]
577
00:21:05,329 --> 00:21:08,165
Small Fun!
Huh, you're alive!
578
00:21:08,165 --> 00:21:10,200
Thanks to this bag.
579
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,936
I don't know why they call it
single-use plastic,
580
00:21:12,936 --> 00:21:14,872
'cause it held
a tuna fish sandwich
581
00:21:14,872 --> 00:21:16,907
and saved my life.
582
00:21:16,907 --> 00:21:19,510
[birds chirping]
- [gasps] I did it!
583
00:21:19,510 --> 00:21:22,846
The giant barking dog
in the sky is gone!
584
00:21:22,846 --> 00:21:24,448
[chuckles]
I did it!
585
00:21:24,448 --> 00:21:26,617
Yay, and I accomplished
my thing too.
586
00:21:26,617 --> 00:21:29,820
And now we have nothing
to be scared of ever ag--
587
00:21:29,953 --> 00:21:31,688
[both scream]
588
00:21:33,891 --> 00:21:35,926
Bento.
[all cheering]
589
00:21:36,693 --> 00:21:37,661
That's nice, Jen and Gabby.