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[upbeat music playing]
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[Michelle] It's another day on The Circle,
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and we've already seen more drama
than a Housewives reunion.
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With Antonio and Alana
already digital memories,
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RIP, Players,
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new boy Alex is ready to become Adam.
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Let's hope he bucks the whole
"names beginning with an A" curse, right?
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Let's open the album "Just Me."
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Please take me to the picture
in the middle on the right.
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I feel like, this man,
he's-- he's friendly, he's approachable,
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he's not threatening,
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but he can get with the ladies
and be friends with the guys,
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and that's what I need to win.
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Circle, please set this
as my first profile picture.
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Let's go back to my private albums
and pick a second photo.
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Open the album "Fav Pictures."
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All right, Circle,
open the top middle picture, please.
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Oh! It's making me sweat.
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So, he is obviously fit and attractive
and beautiful
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and that's, like, everything I want to be,
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but I don't think I want a picture
of this caliber right now.
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I think I'm going to use this photo
in the future, just not right now.
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Please close this photo.
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Okay, now, Circle,
open this photo to the left.
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This is a great second picture.
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I think it makes Adam feel
like a real person.
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While I want to be, like,
this buff, fit, hot guy,
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I also want people to connect with me
on, like, a very personal level,
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and everybody loves dogs.
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So, Circle, I would like to select this
as my second profile picture.
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Here it goes.
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[chuckling] Yeah! That is now me.
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Dog lover.
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Handsome as hell.
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I'm going to set my age to 27.
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Set my relationship status as single.
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If I went in as a married person,
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it pretty much cuts me dead
with anybody else who is single.
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Oh, God, I gotta turn on my wit now.
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[Michelle] While Adam, aka Alex,
searches for the wit button,
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the other Players are about to get
their first glance
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at this dog-loving catfish.
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-[alarm blares]
-Oh!
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-Alert! Alert!
-[all] Alert.
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Yeah!
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Oh, no.
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"A new Player has joined The Circle."
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Oh!
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Already?
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Oh, no, not another person.
Oh shit. Oh, that's me!
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[laughs]
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Ooh, this is exciting.
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My third eye is telling me
it's gonna be a guy.
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The real reveal when my face shows up,
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and they are overcome with emotion
and sexual energy.
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[gasps]
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[slurps]
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I think I just drooled a little bit. Whoa.
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Oh, Adam! Ooh!
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I think Adam is gonna knock out
Joey's slot.
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Okay, we got Adam.
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Joey doesn't look as cute anymore.
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Adam is...
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Oh, my God, he is so sexy.
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Ooh.
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Adam looks good.
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[Michelle] Yeah,
almost too good to be true.
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And while Chris figures out
how to set the new guy as his screensaver,
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Adam, aka Alex,
does some snooping of his own.
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Oh! Something has happened.
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Are these real people?
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Holy smokes.
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[chuckles] It looks like this is
all my competition or my new friends,
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but mostly my competition.
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It's a little overwhelming.
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I wanna open Chris's profile first.
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Oh, hello.
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"Ain't God good?"
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Is this man a Christian drag queen?
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That is... bizarre.
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Circle, please take me to Adam's profile.
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Oh, he's a dog lover!
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"Hi, guys, my name is Adam.
I live in Los Angeles.
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When I'm not working out
or walking my dog, Zipper,
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you'll likely catch me
eating tacos by the beach."
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He's definitely not my type. At all.
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Well, we have something in common, Adam.
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I like tacos too.
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He seems a bit douchey,
to be quite honest.
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Adam's picture seems more realistic,
for some reason, than Joey's.
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Well, I'm ready to meet Adam.
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[Alex] Joey looks like the type of guy
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who wakes up in the morning
and goes to the gym.
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No, not only goes to the gym,
but runs five miles to get to the gym.
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Like, meanwhile, I wake up in the morning,
I'll sit down and listen to an opera.
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I can see Miranda trying
to slide up on Adam.
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Circle,
let's see that profile photo large.
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Oh, my God, I gotta go to the big screen.
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Oh, my gosh.
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[takes a deep breath]
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-Oh, she's just shimmying over and over.
-[dance beat playing]
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I just can't do it. Uh, like,
my hips don't move that way.
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Ooh, maybe he likes guys.
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And now Chris has someone to, like,
talk to and flirt with and stuff.
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Uh, my gaydar's starting to go, "Mm...
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This means gay. This means straight."
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My gaydar's right here going,
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"Hmm..."
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Nice beard. Respect to him.
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It's a perfect picture.
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It's like an-- It looks like a--
like an ad, almost.
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Like-- Like in a magazine
or, like, on a commercial.
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Let's open up Sammie's profile.
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That picture
on the right is something else.
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What does it say?
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"Have no tits." Sure.
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[Michelle] What's better
than one unexpected alert?
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-[alarm blares]
-[Seaburn] Oh!
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Another alert.
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Oh, God.
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[Sammie]
"Adam is allowed to take one Player
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to join him for a romantic dinner
in the Hangout." Ooh!
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What?
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Really?
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Ooh!
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Adam, how am I gonna win you over?
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[Seaburn]
"In order to help Adam with his decision,
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he must now invite three Players
to a Group Chat."
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Oh, let's play matchmaker.
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Ooh!
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Pick me.
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I can't just take all four girls,
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so one girl is gonna be left out,
and she's gonna feel burned, for sure.
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It's a popularity game.
I don't want to fuck it up.
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Pick me.
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Pick me.
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Come on.
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I'm gonna be a little upset
if I'm not in the group chat at least.
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If he's smart,
he's gonna pick me, Joey, and one girl,
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preferably Rebecca
'cause she knows how to be loyal
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and she's a great ally of mine.
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[Seaburn] I'm gonna land this date
with Adam
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and we're gonna blow it out of the water,
baby.
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[sighs] Team Rebecca. Whoo.
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I mean, come on, bro. Let's talk.
I wanna see what you're all about, Adam.
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[Alex] Oh, God!
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I'm not good at making decisions,
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and Gina is on the table,
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[chuckles]
staring me down the whole time.
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"What are you doing, Alex?
Who do you think you are?"
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And I'll be like,
"I'm not Alex, I'm Adam.
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It's not me!"
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All right.
Let's see if Adam's made a decision.
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[exclaims]
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Oh, dear.
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[Michelle] More like "oh, dear"
for the four Players
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who don't get passes
to this private party.
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But who's on the VIP list?
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"Adam has invited you to a group chat."
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[gasps] Oh, my God!
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[laughs]
I feel like I have to start getting ready!
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[Michelle]
She knows this is an online chat, right?
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[Seaburn whoops]
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Oh, we're in it!
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Message: "Hey, ladies,
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I'm really excited
to get to know everyone.
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I'm going to ask you ladies
a couple of questions
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to get to know you all better."
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[Sammie] Boom. I like that.
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Rather than, like, we're all just like...
[exclaims]
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So many things can happen right now.
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This could be played
in so many different ways.
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Either way, we gonna get this money.
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"The girl that gives me the best answers,
I will invite out on a... a dinner date."
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[chuckles]
But maybe it needs to be sexier.
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Hold on. Hold on.
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I have to get out of my, like,
own headspace
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and be the single bachelor hunk
that is Adam.
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Okay, uh, scrap that and say,
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"The girl that arouses me the most
with their answers
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will get to go on a dinner date with me."
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Just go ahead and send it
before I regret it. [chuckles softly]
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[Michelle] Okay, for real,
he's going with "arouse"?
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[grunts]
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I-- I've never liked the word "arouse."
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Wow, that's pretty forward. [chuckles]
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I'm kinda grossed out
by the "arouse" part.
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[Michelle] While Adam, aka Alex,
arouses "ews"
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but not much else in his private party,
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the other Players find out
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they haven't caught
this catfish's eye yet.
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Damn! He didn't pick me?
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[Michelle] And decide to have
a not-bitter-at-all chat of their own.
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"Guys, we're not in the Adam group chat.
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We're the four he didn't pick."
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That was a mistake, Adam.
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That was a mistake.
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Message: "Who wants to have a dinner
with Adam and get to know him
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when you could spend time
with people you already love?
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"Hashtag loyal."
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Send.
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Aww!
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"Let's have our own dinner.
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Miranda's bringin' the cake."
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"Shooby's got the booze,
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Chris has got the music..."
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"And Uncle Joey's picking up the tab."
[chuckles]
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Joey is funny.
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"Who says we block Adam?"
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[laughing] "And get his dog, Zipper,
to take his place?"
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That's really funny.
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"Now, now, now, children,
y'all stop being mean."
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"Hashtag spread love like butter."
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Joey's so quick to attack him.
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You would think you wanna invite somebody
into your group, don't you think?
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So, message: "I wonder
what they are all talking about.
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What do you guys think it can be?"
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Send message.
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Message, at Chris:
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"The girls are probably just all drooling
over Adam."
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"They're probably tearing each other apart
like savages."
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[chuckles] Joey, you're probably right.
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Message, at Joey:
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"I trust my girls.
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Hashtag they are not thirsty."
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"Maybe so, but Adam looks
mighty dehydrated, my friend."
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[laughs]
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[Michelle] As the Players figure out
the new guy,
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Alex, aka Adam, is figuring out
what to ask in his group chat.
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Maybe you just don't open
with "Are you aroused?"
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Now, let's see how Adam starts this.
Does he come out, like, "Hey, ladies?"
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Does he come out
as, like, a Prince Charming,
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knight in shining armor?
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[sputters] God.
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What is his angle right now?
Damn, Adam. [clicks tongue]
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[sighs] It's so hard to do my makeup
and be, like, waiting for his message.
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[Michelle] Hashtag the struggle is real,
right, Sammie?
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[Alex sighs]
Ugh, it shouldn't be this hard.
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What's wrong with me? Okay. Um...
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What is going on right now?
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Adam,
please don't ask no weird shit either.
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"What is your ideal first date,
question mark." Send.
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Ask me. Mine's super cute.
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At Sammie: "You first." Send.
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Yay! Okay.
246
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Message: "I would have you drive us
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to a drive-in movie on the beach
in a big truck
248
00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:58,461
with blankets and pillows in the bed,
a bottle of wine, and lots of snacks.
249
00:11:59,741 --> 00:12:01,781
This emoji." Send.
250
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Drive-in movies on the beach?
I guess it's a thing.
251
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But, no, like, do you drive on the beach
and see the movie? No.
252
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[Karyn] Message: "I'm simple.
253
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I wouldn't mind playing games on the pier
254
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and watching the sunset."
255
00:12:17,621 --> 00:12:19,821
Mercedeze really wants this date with me.
256
00:12:20,381 --> 00:12:24,061
"My ideal first date is a trip
to the bank."
257
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♪ Date girl, be Rebecca ♪
258
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♪ Be, be Rebecca, what? ♪
259
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At Rebecca: "Question mark."
You don't even have to say anything.
260
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Message: "I would first love for you
to take me to a restaurant
261
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where I could wear a beautiful dress
and enjoy your company
262
00:12:39,021 --> 00:12:42,101
and then we'd take a walk
under the night stars."
263
00:12:43,101 --> 00:12:47,061
Yeah. [grunts] Rebecca!
264
00:12:47,741 --> 00:12:52,941
Yo, Rebecca, not to be funny,
you deserve a fucking Oscar for this shit.
265
00:12:53,021 --> 00:12:55,021
♪ And we struttin', we struttin' ♪
266
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♪ We struttin', we struttin' our stuff ♪
267
00:12:57,781 --> 00:12:59,501
♪ We strutting our stuff ♪
268
00:12:59,581 --> 00:13:01,181
♪ What? Let's go, Rebecca ♪
269
00:13:01,261 --> 00:13:02,661
Adam wants more.
270
00:13:03,141 --> 00:13:05,181
So, my next question is...
271
00:13:05,261 --> 00:13:08,301
Message: "I've been told
I'm very adventurous in the bedroom.
272
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What is the wildest romp
that you've been on, question mark."
273
00:13:12,461 --> 00:13:13,341
Send.
274
00:13:15,741 --> 00:13:18,061
I don't get that.
I don't know what a romp is.
275
00:13:18,661 --> 00:13:20,861
Romp? What the fuck is a romp?
276
00:13:20,941 --> 00:13:21,821
Mercedeze.
277
00:13:23,661 --> 00:13:26,181
[grunts] Fuck!
278
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:29,581
What is something crazy that I've done?
279
00:13:30,261 --> 00:13:33,581
Me, the real me, I've had threesomes
with girls, orgies with girls.
280
00:13:33,661 --> 00:13:35,821
I have never had sex with a guy.
281
00:13:35,901 --> 00:13:37,941
I once got eaten out on a trampoline.
282
00:13:38,021 --> 00:13:42,581
How do I answer that
in a way that keeps Mercedeze ladylike...
283
00:13:44,181 --> 00:13:45,221
but not a prude?
284
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[grunts]
285
00:13:46,941 --> 00:13:48,941
Rebecca really has to take the wheel
on this one.
286
00:13:49,021 --> 00:13:53,461
I am a little worried that the girls
will think it's a little too forward,
287
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,701
but let them be offended.
288
00:13:55,781 --> 00:13:57,981
Do they want the dinner date or not?
289
00:13:59,861 --> 00:14:01,461
All right, here you go.
290
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:04,141
Message: "Laugh out loud, oh my God,
why me first?
291
00:14:04,221 --> 00:14:08,661
Um, I had a threesome back
in my college days with an ex." Send.
292
00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:11,981
"I had a threesome back in my college days
with an ex."
293
00:14:13,021 --> 00:14:14,261
That's not that crazy.
294
00:14:14,341 --> 00:14:16,741
Ah, what? [chuckles]
295
00:14:16,821 --> 00:14:18,461
[Michelle] New guy thinks it is.
296
00:14:18,541 --> 00:14:22,061
Message: "Wide eyeballs emoji.
297
00:14:23,341 --> 00:14:25,141
Rebecca, you're next."
298
00:14:25,221 --> 00:14:26,941
Watch Rebecca come in and be like,
299
00:14:27,021 --> 00:14:31,621
[chuckles] "I was in a big orgy,
and I did some crazy stuff."
300
00:14:32,301 --> 00:14:33,861
Message, at Adam:
301
00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:36,741
"LOL. I've always been told
that a lady never kisses and tells,
302
00:14:36,821 --> 00:14:41,221
but maybe you can find out.
Dot, dot, dot. Wink."
303
00:14:41,301 --> 00:14:43,061
Send. I'm happy with that.
304
00:14:43,941 --> 00:14:47,061
Very classy, Rebecca. Very classy.
305
00:14:47,901 --> 00:14:50,701
Aw, that was a good, safe answer.
306
00:14:50,941 --> 00:14:54,541
She's really playing this shy girl shit
to the fuckin' tee.
307
00:14:54,621 --> 00:14:56,821
"What about you, at Sammy, question mark."
308
00:14:56,901 --> 00:14:59,221
I think I wanna get... like, maybe kinky.
309
00:14:59,301 --> 00:15:02,101
I think he just wants to get turned on.
310
00:15:06,861 --> 00:15:10,821
Message: "My bed isn't made
out of metal poles for no reason.
311
00:15:10,901 --> 00:15:13,261
Purple devil face emoji." Send.
312
00:15:14,221 --> 00:15:17,101
Devil emoji? Jesus Christ.
313
00:15:17,181 --> 00:15:19,141
I love her. I love her.
314
00:15:19,221 --> 00:15:20,341
Sammie, I love you.
315
00:15:20,821 --> 00:15:22,181
I love you. That's it.
316
00:15:22,901 --> 00:15:23,741
Wow.
317
00:15:24,221 --> 00:15:26,381
I love her. [laughs] Yo.
318
00:15:26,461 --> 00:15:30,381
I think the bed thing might have really,
like, reeled him in.
319
00:15:30,861 --> 00:15:36,061
Message: "I've really learned a lot
about all of you."
320
00:15:36,141 --> 00:15:40,181
"Looking forward to chatting to one of you
later in the hangout." [squeals]
321
00:15:40,261 --> 00:15:42,181
Now he's gonna go choose.
322
00:15:43,341 --> 00:15:47,021
I feel like everybody is hiding something
from me,
323
00:15:47,101 --> 00:15:50,221
and it's-- it's a really hard decision
for me to make.
324
00:15:50,821 --> 00:15:53,221
[Michelle] So, Adam, aka Alex, is deciding
325
00:15:53,301 --> 00:15:56,901
which lucky girl he's gonna slip
into something way more casual for
326
00:15:56,981 --> 00:15:58,221
on his big date.
327
00:15:58,301 --> 00:16:01,101
And because absolutely everything
in The Circle is online,
328
00:16:01,181 --> 00:16:02,941
we created a virtual shop
329
00:16:03,021 --> 00:16:05,261
where he can select a gift
and have it delivered,
330
00:16:05,341 --> 00:16:07,381
all while staying completely horizontal.
331
00:16:07,461 --> 00:16:08,581
[Alex] Uh-oh.
332
00:16:09,141 --> 00:16:11,661
"Adam, you now have access
to The Circle Shop
333
00:16:11,741 --> 00:16:15,341
and may order something
to give to your chosen dinner date."
334
00:16:15,901 --> 00:16:18,101
Why can't I just buy myself something?
335
00:16:18,181 --> 00:16:20,741
Circle, open The Circle Shop, please.
336
00:16:22,661 --> 00:16:24,381
[sighs] Oh, God.
337
00:16:25,341 --> 00:16:28,541
What would Adam send out of this shop?
338
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:32,661
They're, like, very classic date gifts,
except the cat onesie, which...
339
00:16:33,221 --> 00:16:36,061
I would most like to give that to myself.
340
00:16:36,141 --> 00:16:40,061
Circle, can you add one giant teddy bear
to my basket, please?
341
00:16:40,141 --> 00:16:42,461
Whoa, "out for delivery."
342
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:46,221
[Michelle] The gift that Adam, aka Alex,
thoughtfully spent
343
00:16:46,301 --> 00:16:48,981
nearly one whole minute selecting
is on its way.
344
00:16:49,061 --> 00:16:52,981
But will it be a bear or bad news
delivered to Sammie, Rebecca,
345
00:16:53,061 --> 00:16:55,261
or the extremely unbothered Mercedeze?
346
00:16:58,981 --> 00:17:01,581
[laughing] What the fuck?
347
00:17:01,661 --> 00:17:02,981
Oh, shit.
348
00:17:03,581 --> 00:17:05,861
[Sammie] Aww!
349
00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:08,381
It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay.
350
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:09,341
[Karyn] Good times.
351
00:17:09,421 --> 00:17:11,821
I don't have to have a conversation
with somebody I wasn't interested in.
352
00:17:11,901 --> 00:17:14,021
I feel like I won twice tonight.
353
00:17:14,661 --> 00:17:15,741
[Sammie] That sucks.
354
00:17:16,421 --> 00:17:18,221
I just wanted to have the upper hand.
355
00:17:19,421 --> 00:17:22,301
[Seaburn]
"To my potential future honey bear,
356
00:17:22,381 --> 00:17:26,021
if you're feeling lonely,
give this a squeeze and think of me
357
00:17:26,101 --> 00:17:27,941
because I'll be thinking of you.
358
00:17:28,021 --> 00:17:30,501
XOXOXO."
359
00:17:30,581 --> 00:17:34,101
Whoo! We did it! [laughs]
360
00:17:34,181 --> 00:17:35,221
Oh!
361
00:17:37,021 --> 00:17:39,861
[Michelle] So, Adam,
who is really married cat lover Alex,
362
00:17:39,941 --> 00:17:41,901
is going on a romantic first date
with Rebecca,
363
00:17:41,981 --> 00:17:44,821
who is really a guy named Seaburn
posing as his girlfriend.
364
00:17:44,901 --> 00:17:47,061
See, this is why I don't do online dating.
365
00:17:48,341 --> 00:17:49,781
[Seaburn] Wow.
366
00:17:51,541 --> 00:17:53,621
[laughs]
367
00:17:54,381 --> 00:17:58,381
[Alex] Ah. This is--
This is just what I needed after today.
368
00:17:59,501 --> 00:18:02,581
A romantic sit-down
with my new friend Rebecca.
369
00:18:02,661 --> 00:18:05,661
We'll see how friendly
Adam will get with her.
370
00:18:05,741 --> 00:18:10,141
Ooh, we got wine. [chuckles]
371
00:18:12,581 --> 00:18:15,261
[Alex] Circle,
let's send a message to Rebecca.
372
00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:18,821
Oh, Adam's writing. Adam's writing.
We're-- We're doing this.
373
00:18:19,301 --> 00:18:21,261
"Thank you for joining me here tonight.
374
00:18:21,981 --> 00:18:25,381
Did you get the package I sent,
question mark." Send.
375
00:18:25,461 --> 00:18:29,781
Message: "OMG, I nearly cried
when I seen your package,
376
00:18:29,861 --> 00:18:32,981
and your message absolutely blew me away.
377
00:18:33,301 --> 00:18:36,301
You really know how to surprise a lady."
378
00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:37,301
Send.
379
00:18:38,821 --> 00:18:39,821
[exhales]
380
00:18:40,381 --> 00:18:43,941
Oh, good, she liked it.
But now... [chuckles]
381
00:18:44,021 --> 00:18:45,661
Now how do I respond to that?
382
00:18:45,741 --> 00:18:47,461
I'm gonna message:
383
00:18:47,541 --> 00:18:50,501
"I couldn't imagine
having either of the other girls here.
384
00:18:52,141 --> 00:18:56,621
You are by far the most interesting
and elusive of all of them."
385
00:18:56,701 --> 00:18:59,261
"You made me want to know more about you."
386
00:18:59,741 --> 00:19:03,301
[laughs nervously] This is crazy.
387
00:19:04,181 --> 00:19:05,661
Oh, my gosh.
388
00:19:05,741 --> 00:19:09,221
I have to think, during all of this,
of my wife at home,
389
00:19:09,301 --> 00:19:12,221
so it's, like,
this relationship with Rebecca
390
00:19:12,301 --> 00:19:16,341
is, like, this bizarre,
false, fantasy relationship.
391
00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:19,861
But as long as I'm the most popular
in The Circle,
392
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:23,141
the consequences
in the real world are nothing
393
00:19:23,221 --> 00:19:26,301
because... [chuckles]
...I'm gonna walk out of this and be me.
394
00:19:26,781 --> 00:19:29,821
We don't want to be rumbled,
so Rebecca is gonna stay her course.
395
00:19:29,901 --> 00:19:33,821
She's gonna continue to keep
the nicey-nicey aspect,
396
00:19:33,901 --> 00:19:37,221
which is gonna make
my entire narrative believable.
397
00:19:38,661 --> 00:19:39,821
[sighs]
398
00:19:40,141 --> 00:19:42,701
[Michelle]
Wow. I didn't know catfish actually sweat.
399
00:19:42,781 --> 00:19:45,021
[exhales] Rebecca.
400
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:46,061
Message:
401
00:19:46,341 --> 00:19:52,181
"I honestly thought you might have picked
one of them because..."
402
00:19:52,261 --> 00:19:55,341
"Because they are so brave and bold,
and I'm shy and reserved,
403
00:19:55,421 --> 00:19:59,061
and that's the first time
I have ever made a guy interested
404
00:19:59,141 --> 00:20:01,421
in wanting to get to know me more.
405
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:05,101
Hashtag shy girl." Hmm.
406
00:20:05,661 --> 00:20:09,341
Has she not dated anybody before? Huh.
Message:
407
00:20:09,901 --> 00:20:11,501
"I find it hard to believe
408
00:20:11,581 --> 00:20:16,061
that no man has ever wanted
to get to know you more."
409
00:20:17,061 --> 00:20:20,621
[Seaburn] "With your eyes and your smile,
you are irresistible."
410
00:20:20,701 --> 00:20:23,861
Message:
"I bet you look extremely handsome.
411
00:20:23,941 --> 00:20:27,061
I apologize if I seem a little forward.
412
00:20:27,141 --> 00:20:28,261
Truthfully...
413
00:20:30,341 --> 00:20:35,021
I'm just excited
to be in the moment with you."
414
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:36,061
Send.
415
00:20:37,181 --> 00:20:40,661
Rebecca, you are a poet.
416
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:45,781
It's like her innocence is
a little too much,
417
00:20:45,861 --> 00:20:47,661
and I don't quite buy it.
418
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:50,621
♪ Mm-mm, mm ♪
419
00:20:50,701 --> 00:20:52,821
♪ Let's go, Rebecca ♪
420
00:20:52,901 --> 00:20:55,061
♪ You doin' it, girl, you doin' it ♪
421
00:20:55,141 --> 00:20:58,501
I need to advance this conversation
beyond, like, just looks.
422
00:20:58,581 --> 00:21:01,901
I need to, like, get to some... some core.
423
00:21:06,421 --> 00:21:07,981
[Michelle] So, while catfish Rebecca
424
00:21:08,061 --> 00:21:11,581
and catfish Adam accuse each other
of being catfish,
425
00:21:11,661 --> 00:21:13,861
the ones that got away are heading to bed.
426
00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:17,701
[Sammie] I'm not gonna lie.
I am super sad that he didn't take me.
427
00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:20,781
[yawns]
428
00:21:26,501 --> 00:21:28,261
[Miranda] Any of those ladies
would have been a great choice
429
00:21:28,341 --> 00:21:30,061
to have a dinner date with,
430
00:21:30,141 --> 00:21:34,661
but, Adam, I might pick on you
a little bit for not choosing me,
431
00:21:34,741 --> 00:21:37,221
but, hopefully, we'll have plenty of time.
432
00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:44,381
I'm still here,
and I'm not going anywhere.
433
00:21:45,141 --> 00:21:47,501
[Michelle]
While the rest of The Circle snoozes,
434
00:21:47,581 --> 00:21:49,941
the battle of the catfish continues.
435
00:21:50,021 --> 00:21:50,941
Rebecca.
436
00:21:52,421 --> 00:21:54,141
Let's-- Let's have fun.
437
00:21:54,221 --> 00:21:57,301
Message:
"Is it true that you are a heart-stopper?
438
00:21:57,581 --> 00:21:59,501
And if so, will you..."
439
00:21:59,581 --> 00:22:01,781
"Will you stop mine?" Ugh.
440
00:22:02,341 --> 00:22:04,421
Let's go, Rebecca. Let's go.
441
00:22:05,021 --> 00:22:08,421
Something about that just seems insincere.
442
00:22:08,501 --> 00:22:11,981
You... are blooming right now.
443
00:22:13,061 --> 00:22:15,741
You are absolutely... [sniffs]
...blossoming.
444
00:22:16,301 --> 00:22:19,021
I think Rebecca has something
that she's hiding.
445
00:22:19,781 --> 00:22:20,941
I'm just gonna ask...
446
00:22:23,901 --> 00:22:24,901
Message:
447
00:22:25,621 --> 00:22:30,021
"What has it been like for you so far
being in The Circle, question mark.
448
00:22:30,101 --> 00:22:33,941
Do you think there's anybody
I should look out for, question mark."
449
00:22:34,461 --> 00:22:35,341
Send.
450
00:22:36,621 --> 00:22:38,981
Ooh. Wow, that's a good question.
451
00:22:40,621 --> 00:22:41,501
Message:
452
00:22:41,941 --> 00:22:46,941
"Someone you should have
on your side is Shubham."
453
00:22:47,901 --> 00:22:51,781
"But also watch out for Mercedeze
because she has a smart mouth."
454
00:22:55,181 --> 00:22:57,821
-Huh.
-There's that alliance.
455
00:22:59,341 --> 00:23:00,181
[Alex] Message:
456
00:23:00,261 --> 00:23:03,581
"I really appreciate your honest opinion
on the situation."
457
00:23:03,661 --> 00:23:04,581
Message:
458
00:23:04,661 --> 00:23:07,981
"I'm truthfully and honestly grateful
that I got the opportunity
459
00:23:08,061 --> 00:23:09,421
to go on this date with you."
460
00:23:09,501 --> 00:23:10,941
"It was breathtaking."
461
00:23:11,021 --> 00:23:12,101
I don't know about that.
462
00:23:12,181 --> 00:23:16,341
"And I hope we can do it again very soon.
XOXOXO."
463
00:23:16,981 --> 00:23:21,421
I think I might be... getting duped.
464
00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:24,781
This was absolutely,
465
00:23:24,861 --> 00:23:29,221
positively Rebecca's best work yet.
466
00:23:29,301 --> 00:23:33,021
I just don't trust it. She's too naive.
467
00:23:36,221 --> 00:23:37,981
["Blue Monday" playing]
468
00:23:42,221 --> 00:23:45,341
[Michelle] It's a beautiful morning,
not that the Players will appreciate it
469
00:23:45,421 --> 00:23:47,301
'cause they're still locked
in their apartments,
470
00:23:47,381 --> 00:23:49,061
competing for that 100K.
471
00:23:49,141 --> 00:23:51,861
[grunts] Good morning, Circle.
472
00:23:55,221 --> 00:23:56,941
[kisses] Good morning, baby.
473
00:23:59,221 --> 00:24:01,021
God, I wake up, and I'm in The Circle.
474
00:24:01,621 --> 00:24:04,141
And the blue checks are all gone.
475
00:24:04,221 --> 00:24:06,261
Yes! They're gone.
476
00:24:06,341 --> 00:24:07,621
Ah.
477
00:24:07,701 --> 00:24:09,781
We have no more Influencers.
478
00:24:09,861 --> 00:24:11,461
Chris and Shooby are done.
479
00:24:12,061 --> 00:24:16,781
Oh, no! No, no, no! [chuckles]
480
00:24:16,861 --> 00:24:18,741
Things don't last forever in this game.
481
00:24:19,901 --> 00:24:21,581
I wonder who went on a date with Adam.
482
00:24:21,661 --> 00:24:23,301
[Michelle] Not as much as he does.
483
00:24:27,541 --> 00:24:30,621
Circle, update status.
484
00:24:33,061 --> 00:24:34,621
This is a new feeling.
485
00:24:34,701 --> 00:24:36,781
This is unfamiliar territory.
486
00:24:37,501 --> 00:24:40,981
"I am absolutely
on cloud nine this morning.
487
00:24:41,501 --> 00:24:42,741
Had an amazing night.
488
00:24:42,821 --> 00:24:45,901
My heart has absolutely melted."
489
00:24:46,461 --> 00:24:48,861
Oh, we're gonna do the angel emoji, right?
490
00:24:50,421 --> 00:24:54,381
Oh? "My heart has absolutely melted."
491
00:24:54,461 --> 00:24:57,101
I don't know the repercussions
of liking the post,
492
00:24:57,181 --> 00:24:59,261
but I'm gonna go ahead and like the post.
493
00:25:00,301 --> 00:25:01,301
Aww.
494
00:25:01,661 --> 00:25:02,981
He's thinking of us.
495
00:25:03,501 --> 00:25:06,541
[Michelle] After Adam, aka Alex,
hosted a group chat
496
00:25:06,621 --> 00:25:09,821
with all the girls but Miranda,
she's feeling left out,
497
00:25:09,901 --> 00:25:12,621
so she starts a girly chat
to put the pieces together.
498
00:25:12,701 --> 00:25:15,021
"Good morning, beautiful ladies,
exclamation point.
499
00:25:15,661 --> 00:25:16,981
Smiley face.
500
00:25:17,661 --> 00:25:19,541
How was your chat with Adam last night?
501
00:25:19,621 --> 00:25:20,861
What do you guys think?"
502
00:25:20,941 --> 00:25:23,021
I knew you were gonna come in here
being nosy.
503
00:25:23,661 --> 00:25:26,341
[panting] I've never been in a girls' chat
to talk about guys,
504
00:25:26,421 --> 00:25:29,621
so this is gonna be... a new experience.
505
00:25:29,701 --> 00:25:33,221
Message: "The chat with Adam
was very amazing.
506
00:25:33,421 --> 00:25:37,781
Also, I believe
that he will absolutely steal your heart.
507
00:25:38,341 --> 00:25:42,061
Dot, dot, dot. Hashtag Zipper." Send.
508
00:25:42,581 --> 00:25:43,501
Message, at Rebecca:
509
00:25:43,581 --> 00:25:45,941
"Well, I don't think
he wanted to steal my heart.
510
00:25:46,021 --> 00:25:49,101
Laughing face emoji,
but that's okay. LOL."
511
00:25:49,621 --> 00:25:51,861
Aw, Miranda. [chuckles]
512
00:25:52,461 --> 00:25:53,901
Let's play it girly.
513
00:25:53,981 --> 00:25:55,581
Like, message:
514
00:25:55,661 --> 00:25:58,101
"All right,
let's get to the meat and potatoes.
515
00:25:58,621 --> 00:26:01,261
Who went on the date, and how was it?
Laugh out loud.
516
00:26:01,341 --> 00:26:03,501
I'm trying to live vicariously
through them."
517
00:26:03,581 --> 00:26:06,981
Message: "Well, now that you said
it wasn't you, and I know it wasn't me,
518
00:26:07,061 --> 00:26:08,221
that just leaves Rebecca. LOL.
519
00:26:08,301 --> 00:26:11,141
So, now I need to know,
exclamation point, exclamation point."
520
00:26:11,221 --> 00:26:12,061
Send.
521
00:26:12,541 --> 00:26:13,581
Come on, Rebecca.
522
00:26:13,901 --> 00:26:15,261
Give us the juice, girl.
523
00:26:15,341 --> 00:26:16,661
Message, at Mercedeze:
524
00:26:16,741 --> 00:26:20,181
"Girl, there is enough meat and potatoes
to go around
525
00:26:20,261 --> 00:26:23,581
because Adam is absolutely gorgeous."
526
00:26:24,381 --> 00:26:25,661
[Sammie chuckles]
527
00:26:26,781 --> 00:26:27,701
Seriously?
528
00:26:28,181 --> 00:26:33,021
So, are you ready to sip on your tea
this morning?
529
00:26:33,661 --> 00:26:35,741
Ooh, Rebecca,
are you gonna dish what happened?
530
00:26:35,821 --> 00:26:37,581
My cup is ready, boo!
531
00:26:39,181 --> 00:26:40,821
They love the gossip.
532
00:26:40,901 --> 00:26:44,901
I feel like, hopefully, some juicy stuff
is about to come up. What's up, girl?
533
00:26:44,981 --> 00:26:49,741
"So, he sent me a huge teddy bear
and wrote me a beautiful message.
534
00:26:50,221 --> 00:26:53,981
He got off to an amazing start."
535
00:26:54,541 --> 00:26:58,261
[gasps] He sent a huge teddy bear?
536
00:26:59,181 --> 00:27:01,221
Aw! [chuckles]
537
00:27:01,301 --> 00:27:03,821
But that's too much for me.
I'm not into that romantic stuff.
538
00:27:03,901 --> 00:27:05,941
It's like sending a pigeon
back in the old days
539
00:27:06,021 --> 00:27:07,701
with a letter tied to their leg.
540
00:27:07,781 --> 00:27:09,621
"Let me just fly my bird to your room."
541
00:27:09,701 --> 00:27:13,661
Message: "Oh, my God, the romance!"
In all capitals.
542
00:27:13,741 --> 00:27:16,261
"Ladies, he wrote:
'To my future honey bear,
543
00:27:16,741 --> 00:27:19,941
When you get lonely at night,
give this a squeeze,
544
00:27:20,021 --> 00:27:22,101
and I hope you think of me.''"
545
00:27:22,181 --> 00:27:24,981
Aw, I love that.
546
00:27:25,061 --> 00:27:27,541
[squeals] Ugh!
547
00:27:28,061 --> 00:27:29,661
[retches]
548
00:27:30,501 --> 00:27:33,581
[Michelle] I guess Sammie's
more of a cat onesie kind of girl, then.
549
00:27:33,661 --> 00:27:36,381
And while the girls finish their tea,
Adam, aka Alex,
550
00:27:36,461 --> 00:27:38,461
tries to milk the guys for info.
551
00:27:38,541 --> 00:27:41,301
"Adam has invited you to a bros' chat."
552
00:27:42,061 --> 00:27:45,381
He wants to be bros!
I would love to be bros!
553
00:27:45,461 --> 00:27:47,461
Let's see what's poppin' today.
554
00:27:47,541 --> 00:27:49,221
I'm ready to get this goin'.
555
00:27:49,781 --> 00:27:55,581
Message: "Hi, how is everybody feeling
this morning, question mark." Send.
556
00:27:55,661 --> 00:27:57,541
Keep it general, keep it broad.
557
00:27:57,621 --> 00:28:02,981
Message: "Like a million dollars, bro!
So happy to finally connect with you."
558
00:28:04,381 --> 00:28:08,021
Where does Adam live in LA?
559
00:28:08,101 --> 00:28:09,181
Well, he loves the beach,
560
00:28:09,261 --> 00:28:12,301
so, naturally, he would have to live
on the West Side.
561
00:28:12,381 --> 00:28:15,021
He kind of looks like he'd be
from Santa Monica.
562
00:28:15,581 --> 00:28:19,341
Or one of the beach towns,
like... Huntington.
563
00:28:20,101 --> 00:28:22,821
Message, at Chris: "I'm living in Venice.
564
00:28:23,221 --> 00:28:26,341
Can't be too far from the beach.
Water emoji."
565
00:28:26,421 --> 00:28:27,261
Send.
566
00:28:29,021 --> 00:28:31,781
"Called it.
Totally get beach vibes from you.
567
00:28:31,861 --> 00:28:33,261
I love Dogtown."
568
00:28:33,821 --> 00:28:36,581
Message:
"Still getting the lay of the land.
569
00:28:36,661 --> 00:28:39,221
I love the food out here,
but coming from NYC,
570
00:28:39,301 --> 00:28:40,541
I'm not gonna lie,
571
00:28:40,621 --> 00:28:44,421
I'm going through some serious--
pizza emoji-- withdrawals."
572
00:28:44,821 --> 00:28:45,741
Send.
573
00:28:46,341 --> 00:28:47,661
[Chris] Message, at Adam:
574
00:28:47,741 --> 00:28:50,061
"I feel you, hon.
I'm from the Big D, Dallas,
575
00:28:50,141 --> 00:28:52,061
and I'm having serious withdrawals.
576
00:28:52,141 --> 00:28:55,701
Hashtag chips and salsa.
577
00:28:55,781 --> 00:28:58,261
Is pizza the beauty secret?"
578
00:28:58,341 --> 00:29:01,421
Ooh! Oh.
579
00:29:01,501 --> 00:29:03,981
What do we know? Chris is being Chris.
580
00:29:04,061 --> 00:29:05,821
And he's keeping a good flirtation going.
581
00:29:05,901 --> 00:29:08,061
Message, at Chris:
582
00:29:08,141 --> 00:29:10,181
"Pizza is my beauty secret,
583
00:29:10,261 --> 00:29:12,861
but it has to be followed
by a hundred crunches."
584
00:29:12,941 --> 00:29:15,901
And then, like, strong arm emoji.
And send it.
585
00:29:15,981 --> 00:29:20,541
I think I can do about ten crunches
before I, like, collapse.
586
00:29:21,141 --> 00:29:24,741
At Adam: "You must come down
to Texas one day... [laughing]
587
00:29:24,821 --> 00:29:28,301
...and get a taste of this taco."
That's so stupid.
588
00:29:31,141 --> 00:29:32,661
[chuckles softly] Chris.
589
00:29:32,741 --> 00:29:35,101
I can't take this, like...
590
00:29:35,741 --> 00:29:38,421
This flirtation everyone is doing.
591
00:29:39,061 --> 00:29:42,541
It just seems so... like, fake.
592
00:29:43,061 --> 00:29:45,061
This is why I'm single.
593
00:29:45,141 --> 00:29:47,101
What kind of flirting shit is that?
594
00:29:47,181 --> 00:29:50,261
"Come on down to Texas
and get a taste of this taco?"
595
00:29:50,341 --> 00:29:53,861
So, Adam hasn't--
literally hasn't talked to me once
596
00:29:53,941 --> 00:29:54,861
in this chat.
597
00:29:54,941 --> 00:29:56,341
I don't like him. I think he's annoying.
598
00:29:57,021 --> 00:30:00,861
Message: "I feel like Miss Rebecca
is in love with Adam."
599
00:30:00,941 --> 00:30:03,221
"Someone had a romantic dinner."
600
00:30:03,301 --> 00:30:04,341
Oh, Christ.
601
00:30:04,821 --> 00:30:08,141
It seems like Adam could be cutting in
on my bro-ey with Joey,
602
00:30:08,221 --> 00:30:10,541
and he looks like
he already has taken over
603
00:30:10,621 --> 00:30:11,781
the Rebecca angle.
604
00:30:11,861 --> 00:30:13,501
"It was a very romantic dinner.
605
00:30:13,861 --> 00:30:16,741
I have to get to know Rebecca more
to know if the spark was--
606
00:30:16,821 --> 00:30:19,061
is there for me." Send.
607
00:30:20,821 --> 00:30:23,021
Rebecca probably told him
how close we were.
608
00:30:23,101 --> 00:30:25,181
So, at least this gives me hope
on that front.
609
00:30:25,261 --> 00:30:27,181
"We got nothing but time, bro.
610
00:30:27,661 --> 00:30:29,341
We can discuss this at the gym.
611
00:30:29,421 --> 00:30:30,661
Push-up contest?
612
00:30:30,741 --> 00:30:32,661
Hashtag let's do it."
613
00:30:33,221 --> 00:30:34,221
At Joey:
614
00:30:34,301 --> 00:30:37,541
"A little rusty at the push-ups,
but I'm sure I can take you."
615
00:30:37,621 --> 00:30:41,541
He thinks he can work out,
and that's cute, I respect that.
616
00:30:41,901 --> 00:30:45,701
Let him come to the gym with me.
He won't walk for two weeks.
617
00:30:45,781 --> 00:30:47,501
Message, at Joey, at Adam:
618
00:30:47,581 --> 00:30:50,221
"I know I'm the smallest,
but I reckon I can put up a good fight."
619
00:30:50,301 --> 00:30:52,581
"Let's speak soon,
and hope you settle in, Adam."
620
00:30:52,661 --> 00:30:53,901
That's very nice.
621
00:30:54,661 --> 00:30:56,661
Why is Shooby such a sweetheart?
622
00:30:56,741 --> 00:30:59,741
Message:
"All right, my dudes, love you all.
623
00:31:00,421 --> 00:31:03,101
Adam, look forward
to the friendly competition.
624
00:31:03,541 --> 00:31:06,221
Speak soon, mwah!" Send.
625
00:31:06,301 --> 00:31:10,021
"I guess I should go practice
to keep up with you guys.
626
00:31:10,421 --> 00:31:13,381
Hope to talk with everyone later." Send.
627
00:31:16,021 --> 00:31:18,181
Whatever. Whatever.
628
00:31:19,381 --> 00:31:21,661
[Michelle] It's not just the boys
who are so competitive
629
00:31:21,741 --> 00:31:24,821
they literally set up a contest
within another contest,
630
00:31:24,901 --> 00:31:28,261
'cause yesterday, Miranda and Sammie
gave each other the daunting task
631
00:31:28,341 --> 00:31:31,021
of getting naughty Joey
to send a naughty emoji.
632
00:31:31,101 --> 00:31:33,421
This could get... naughty.
633
00:31:33,901 --> 00:31:36,741
Let's talk to Sammie
and see how she's feeling today.
634
00:31:36,821 --> 00:31:38,261
Let's spread the love.
635
00:31:38,341 --> 00:31:41,181
Message: "My love, exclamation point,
exclamation point.
636
00:31:41,701 --> 00:31:44,501
Haven't talked to you in a while.
How's everything going?" Send.
637
00:31:44,581 --> 00:31:48,661
Ooh. She said, "My love."
She's thinking of me.
638
00:31:48,741 --> 00:31:52,261
Message: "I've been waiting to talk to ya,
sweetheart.
639
00:31:52,341 --> 00:31:53,661
A lot's been going on.
640
00:31:53,741 --> 00:31:56,461
Smoke popping out of the head emoji."
Send.
641
00:31:56,541 --> 00:31:58,261
See how she feels about that.
642
00:31:59,221 --> 00:32:00,461
Message: "Yeah, I'm okay.
643
00:32:00,541 --> 00:32:03,021
Just got done doing some squats.
Winky face."
644
00:32:04,501 --> 00:32:08,981
Hopefully, he sends, like,
"Can't go wrong with some squats.
645
00:32:09,061 --> 00:32:10,341
Peach emoji."
646
00:32:10,421 --> 00:32:11,821
Oh vey.
647
00:32:11,901 --> 00:32:13,661
"Just got done doing some squats."
648
00:32:14,501 --> 00:32:17,861
She wants to reference the gym,
I'll reference the gym.
649
00:32:17,941 --> 00:32:19,101
Message:
650
00:32:19,181 --> 00:32:22,021
"You know,
squatting can be very dangerous.
651
00:32:22,101 --> 00:32:24,021
You can't do this alone anymore.
652
00:32:25,301 --> 00:32:27,381
I think you need me as your spotter."
653
00:32:29,181 --> 00:32:30,901
[Sammie]
"I think you need me as your spotter."
654
00:32:30,981 --> 00:32:33,781
I don't even know-- know
if I've ever actually really done a squat.
655
00:32:33,861 --> 00:32:36,181
I'll show her a thing or two
about leg day.
656
00:32:36,261 --> 00:32:38,861
I think I worked out, like,
two months ago.
657
00:32:38,941 --> 00:32:41,501
I almost threw up, like, three times,
and it was only 30 minutes.
658
00:32:41,581 --> 00:32:44,101
Sammie's flirting. I'm flirting back.
659
00:32:44,181 --> 00:32:47,141
She's wanting me to picture dirty things
in my mind, and it's working.
660
00:32:47,821 --> 00:32:51,021
I don't know what I'm even gonna say
that would get him to use the peach emoji.
661
00:32:51,941 --> 00:32:54,341
I'm trying to think.
What could I say about my butt?
662
00:32:54,821 --> 00:32:57,501
Message: "I don't know
if you can handle standing in the back,
663
00:32:57,581 --> 00:33:01,181
but we can test it out." #JuicyBooty.
Send.
664
00:33:01,261 --> 00:33:03,741
You know,
I have a feeling she's gonna one-up this.
665
00:33:03,821 --> 00:33:05,181
She's gonna keep taking this up.
666
00:33:07,621 --> 00:33:09,061
See? She took it up.
667
00:33:09,141 --> 00:33:10,941
"Juicy booty."
668
00:33:11,021 --> 00:33:13,381
That was a good one. The "juicy booty"
might have reeled him in.
669
00:33:13,461 --> 00:33:15,581
She thinks she's gonna intimidate me?
670
00:33:16,181 --> 00:33:17,541
I'm going for the jugular.
671
00:33:17,621 --> 00:33:21,101
I just want him to send a peach bum emoji,
that's it.
672
00:33:21,181 --> 00:33:23,981
"I never turn down a challenge.
673
00:33:24,061 --> 00:33:28,541
Looks like this experiment
is gonna have to take place, honey."
674
00:33:28,621 --> 00:33:29,741
Send.
675
00:33:31,021 --> 00:33:32,421
He didn't give me the emoji.
676
00:33:33,821 --> 00:33:37,141
"I'm dying to see more of ya.
Let's bring on some photos."
677
00:33:37,221 --> 00:33:40,501
Message: "If only you could see
my private albums.
678
00:33:40,581 --> 00:33:43,541
Ass shots all day. LOL.
679
00:33:43,621 --> 00:33:45,381
Splash emoji." Send.
680
00:33:45,461 --> 00:33:47,421
[laughs] I wanna see his reaction.
681
00:33:47,501 --> 00:33:50,021
I feel like guys get so, like,
worked up over this shit.
682
00:33:50,101 --> 00:33:53,461
Meanwhile, girls are just sitting there,
like, entertaining.
683
00:33:53,541 --> 00:33:55,621
Oh, my God.
684
00:33:57,661 --> 00:34:00,341
Come on, Joey, just give me an emoji.
685
00:34:00,421 --> 00:34:01,581
That's all I need.
686
00:34:01,661 --> 00:34:05,901
"I'm going to take a cold shower
and collect my thoughts."
687
00:34:05,981 --> 00:34:08,061
"I'm gonna take a cold shower
and collect my thoughts.
688
00:34:08,141 --> 00:34:09,301
Love ya, peace out."
689
00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:11,501
[laughs] Well, that was ended shortly.
690
00:34:12,061 --> 00:34:14,141
I need to see those private albums!
691
00:34:15,901 --> 00:34:17,981
[Michelle] While Joey
tries to hack into The Circle,
692
00:34:18,061 --> 00:34:21,221
Shubham is fishing
for some sensitive data himself.
693
00:34:21,301 --> 00:34:23,341
[Seaburn] Oh!
694
00:34:24,061 --> 00:34:28,141
Message: "Hey! Miss you and our talks.
695
00:34:28,221 --> 00:34:30,901
How was last night with Adam?" Send.
696
00:34:31,381 --> 00:34:33,661
I hope she says, "It was okay."
697
00:34:33,741 --> 00:34:39,341
Aw. Message:
"I miss you and our talks as well.
698
00:34:40,181 --> 00:34:45,381
I've been dying to congratulate you
on getting the blue tick.
699
00:34:45,621 --> 00:34:48,101
You more than deserved it.
700
00:34:48,181 --> 00:34:53,661
Last night with Adam had me
on cloud nine."
701
00:34:53,741 --> 00:34:55,821
[Shubham] "He sent me a body-sized bear.
702
00:34:56,381 --> 00:34:58,581
Dot, dot, dot. Hashtag OMG."
703
00:34:59,861 --> 00:35:01,501
Shit! [scoffs]
704
00:35:01,581 --> 00:35:04,581
[Seaburn] I really want
for him to feel confident in our alliance
705
00:35:04,661 --> 00:35:06,661
that just 'cause some guy
706
00:35:06,741 --> 00:35:09,701
whose big hunky muscles comes
and woos me over,
707
00:35:10,421 --> 00:35:12,981
doesn't mean that I forgot about Shubham.
708
00:35:13,061 --> 00:35:15,821
Because Shubham is my first friend.
709
00:35:16,861 --> 00:35:18,461
She's on cloud nine?
710
00:35:18,541 --> 00:35:22,541
[sighs] Okay, message: "That means a lot.
711
00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:26,021
I'm glad I had the blue tick
so I could protect you." Send.
712
00:35:27,141 --> 00:35:28,181
Aw!
713
00:35:29,181 --> 00:35:31,421
Shubham! Wow.
714
00:35:33,301 --> 00:35:35,701
That-- That response caught me off guard.
715
00:35:35,781 --> 00:35:38,741
Shubham is... [sighs]
716
00:35:39,741 --> 00:35:41,261
He's flirting, potentially.
717
00:35:41,341 --> 00:35:43,501
Message: "I-- I actually...
718
00:35:43,581 --> 00:35:46,021
I really thought you'd get picked
for the date
719
00:35:46,101 --> 00:35:48,101
because you're always so authentic,
720
00:35:48,181 --> 00:35:52,861
but I feel that Adam's strategy
is to flirt with the girls."
721
00:35:54,501 --> 00:35:56,301
Oh.
722
00:35:57,701 --> 00:35:59,341
Huh. Maybe.
723
00:35:59,821 --> 00:36:01,741
See through the flirtation of Adam.
724
00:36:02,221 --> 00:36:05,061
There's other stuff beyond that, Rebecca.
725
00:36:05,141 --> 00:36:08,581
Like, you're a really smart girl,
and I hope you see through that shit.
726
00:36:11,701 --> 00:36:14,301
[Michelle] We're on to episode five,
so y'all should know by now
727
00:36:14,381 --> 00:36:17,021
that whenever you see
a montage of Players relaxing,
728
00:36:17,101 --> 00:36:19,381
something's about to jump off!
729
00:36:19,901 --> 00:36:22,221
-[alarm blares]
-[Joey] Oh!
730
00:36:22,301 --> 00:36:23,141
[all] Alert!
731
00:36:23,221 --> 00:36:26,221
Yeah! This is what I was waiting for.
Come on.
732
00:36:27,261 --> 00:36:30,661
"Players, it's time for the Ratings."
[chuckling] Oh, no.
733
00:36:30,741 --> 00:36:32,981
Hold on, we're gonna do that right now?
734
00:36:33,061 --> 00:36:34,061
So soon?
735
00:36:34,621 --> 00:36:37,021
Oh, my stomach has turned.
736
00:36:38,661 --> 00:36:40,621
[Miranda]
"You must rank your fellow Players
737
00:36:40,701 --> 00:36:42,221
from favorite to least favorite."
738
00:36:42,301 --> 00:36:43,661
[sighs] Okay.
739
00:36:43,741 --> 00:36:44,781
[sighs]
740
00:36:46,941 --> 00:36:50,781
I think I could reasonably rank everybody,
741
00:36:50,861 --> 00:36:53,341
-and if I had the option to--
-[Michelle] You don't.
742
00:36:53,421 --> 00:36:57,421
Let's do it!
Let's get the show on the road!
743
00:36:59,421 --> 00:37:02,741
Okay,
I need to put Rebecca in fifth place.
744
00:37:03,141 --> 00:37:06,461
I just feel like everybody has
this good-girl image of her,
745
00:37:06,541 --> 00:37:08,621
but good girls can always go bad.
746
00:37:09,261 --> 00:37:10,901
I want to put Rebecca second.
747
00:37:10,981 --> 00:37:14,141
From day one, she's just been that person
that I've always looked at
748
00:37:14,221 --> 00:37:16,421
and been like: "She just seems
like a really good person."
749
00:37:16,981 --> 00:37:19,661
In third place, I'd like to put Sammie.
750
00:37:19,741 --> 00:37:23,901
Sammie and I had one of the most warm
and genuine chats
751
00:37:23,981 --> 00:37:25,341
I've had in The Circle.
752
00:37:25,421 --> 00:37:27,621
I really do enjoy Sammie.
753
00:37:27,701 --> 00:37:30,501
I'm gonna put Sammie as my third
and lock that in.
754
00:37:30,901 --> 00:37:33,261
So fourth: Miranda. [chuckles]
755
00:37:33,821 --> 00:37:36,141
At first, she didn't start off too well
with me,
756
00:37:36,221 --> 00:37:38,141
but now she's made up for it.
757
00:37:38,621 --> 00:37:42,701
Third ranking is Miranda
because we have a good connection.
758
00:37:42,781 --> 00:37:44,261
I think it can go somewhere.
759
00:37:44,341 --> 00:37:46,461
Let's let her and Sammie duke it out
for me.
760
00:37:46,541 --> 00:37:50,861
Joey. Him and I have just connected
more than anybody else,
761
00:37:50,941 --> 00:37:52,461
so he's gonna be my first.
762
00:37:54,581 --> 00:37:56,101
I hope he's got me first too.
763
00:37:57,101 --> 00:38:00,821
All right, number six... is Joey.
764
00:38:02,381 --> 00:38:03,701
I'm sorry, bro,
but you ain't make the initiative
765
00:38:03,781 --> 00:38:06,341
to speak to me either.
So number six is Joey.
766
00:38:06,421 --> 00:38:11,021
Mercedeze, I bless you
with my first position again.
767
00:38:11,661 --> 00:38:15,381
Circle, in fourth place,
could you please put Mercedeze?
768
00:38:15,461 --> 00:38:17,821
She's one of the smartest of the bunch.
769
00:38:17,901 --> 00:38:20,221
I'm just skeptical
she could either be a catfish
770
00:38:20,781 --> 00:38:22,581
or she's setting me up to come at me.
771
00:38:22,661 --> 00:38:27,581
My first Rating is going to go to Shubham.
772
00:38:28,141 --> 00:38:30,901
Him having my best interest in mind,
773
00:38:30,981 --> 00:38:34,381
he's more deserving of this spot
than other Players.
774
00:38:34,461 --> 00:38:35,981
Shubham, you get my fourth place.
775
00:38:36,061 --> 00:38:37,061
You have shown me
776
00:38:37,141 --> 00:38:41,101
that you really are loyal
to those that you care for.
777
00:38:41,181 --> 00:38:44,221
Please let that be the right decision,
Lord.
778
00:38:44,301 --> 00:38:46,861
[Shubham] Please put Chris in sixth place.
779
00:38:47,621 --> 00:38:50,981
My instinct is telling me
Chris is ready to make a move against me,
780
00:38:51,061 --> 00:38:52,821
and if I can tank him for the Ratings
781
00:38:52,901 --> 00:38:54,821
and get him
out of the Influencer position,
782
00:38:54,901 --> 00:38:56,341
that's all good for me.
783
00:38:56,781 --> 00:38:58,421
Lock in Chris as number one.
784
00:38:58,501 --> 00:39:02,661
If I have to give a little bit of power
to anybody, it would be Chris,
785
00:39:02,741 --> 00:39:05,461
because I feel like
he would make a heartfelt decision.
786
00:39:06,301 --> 00:39:07,901
[alarm blares]
787
00:39:07,981 --> 00:39:09,621
Ratings complete!
788
00:39:14,781 --> 00:39:17,421
[Michelle] With Ratings done,
it's time to play a little game.
789
00:39:18,701 --> 00:39:21,701
"Hashtag This."
790
00:39:21,781 --> 00:39:23,421
[Chris] What is this about?
791
00:39:23,501 --> 00:39:25,781
[Michelle] In this game, each Player
gets to upload a new photo
792
00:39:25,861 --> 00:39:27,141
and give it a hashtag.
793
00:39:27,221 --> 00:39:29,501
I'm sure everybody will be
on their best behavior.
794
00:39:29,581 --> 00:39:32,861
[groans] I have to hashtag my own photo?
795
00:39:32,941 --> 00:39:35,541
God, I'm not the hashtagger.
796
00:39:35,621 --> 00:39:36,821
[Michelle] To make it even juicier,
797
00:39:36,901 --> 00:39:39,901
everyone gets to add a hashtag
to each Player's new picture.
798
00:39:39,981 --> 00:39:42,261
That's right, anonymously.
799
00:39:42,341 --> 00:39:45,461
Anonymous and this is always a bad combo.
800
00:39:45,541 --> 00:39:47,061
[Michelle] First up: Shooby.
801
00:39:47,141 --> 00:39:49,861
Circle,
please go to the "Happiness" album.
802
00:39:51,061 --> 00:39:53,621
Uh, Circle,
please open the bottom right picture.
803
00:39:55,381 --> 00:39:58,341
I like this photo
because it's just extremely funny.
804
00:39:58,901 --> 00:40:02,141
Circle, add the hashtag
"before and after caffeine."
805
00:40:04,061 --> 00:40:05,981
Ah!
806
00:40:06,061 --> 00:40:09,101
[laughing]
807
00:40:09,181 --> 00:40:10,661
[chuckles]
808
00:40:10,741 --> 00:40:16,621
What if we do something silly and dirty,
like, "Nerd nuts... are sexy"?
809
00:40:16,701 --> 00:40:17,741
[laughs]
810
00:40:18,541 --> 00:40:20,421
"Nerd nuts are sexy"?
811
00:40:21,021 --> 00:40:22,341
I'll take it, I guess.
812
00:40:22,421 --> 00:40:25,101
I mean, I didn't get--
I didn't know I give off the nerdy vibe,
813
00:40:25,181 --> 00:40:27,341
but, yeah, okay, all right.
814
00:40:27,421 --> 00:40:33,821
Showing that you graduated from UCLA
is, like, kind of a humblebrag.
815
00:40:33,901 --> 00:40:37,701
Please hashtag
"smarter than the average bear."
816
00:40:37,781 --> 00:40:39,781
"Hashtag smarter than the average bear"?
817
00:40:40,461 --> 00:40:41,981
"Hashtag big heads."
818
00:40:42,061 --> 00:40:44,541
"Hashtag I'm smarter than your boyfriend."
819
00:40:44,621 --> 00:40:46,661
Damn, everyone's coming at my brain.
820
00:40:47,501 --> 00:40:50,301
Message: "Appreciate the kind words.
821
00:40:50,381 --> 00:40:51,781
Means a lot."
822
00:40:53,061 --> 00:40:54,581
You can't not like him.
823
00:40:55,541 --> 00:40:56,541
You just can't.
824
00:40:57,781 --> 00:41:00,061
"Next up is Rebecca."
825
00:41:00,141 --> 00:41:02,381
All right, Rebecca, what do you have?
826
00:41:03,141 --> 00:41:08,021
It will freak everybody out
to see that there is two and not just one.
827
00:41:09,061 --> 00:41:10,421
[Joey] "Sister sister."
828
00:41:10,901 --> 00:41:12,181
I like that.
829
00:41:12,261 --> 00:41:14,101
She told the truth. She's a twin.
830
00:41:14,181 --> 00:41:16,541
"Hashtag two is better than one."
831
00:41:16,621 --> 00:41:18,981
"Hashtag caring and protective."
832
00:41:19,061 --> 00:41:21,501
"Hashtag double the pleasure,
double the fun."
833
00:41:22,421 --> 00:41:24,101
[Seaburn] Message: "Thank you, guys.
834
00:41:24,661 --> 00:41:27,821
And I told you I had a twin."
835
00:41:27,901 --> 00:41:28,821
Send.
836
00:41:30,381 --> 00:41:33,581
"Next up is Miranda."
837
00:41:33,661 --> 00:41:35,581
So, Circle, let's go with this photo.
838
00:41:35,661 --> 00:41:39,741
And let's go with the hashtag,
"Who let the T. rex out?"
839
00:41:41,781 --> 00:41:42,981
That's Miranda?
840
00:41:44,221 --> 00:41:45,941
Girl, that's a badass body, man.
841
00:41:46,021 --> 00:41:48,101
And she's yet again
in another bathing suit.
842
00:41:48,181 --> 00:41:49,421
I got it.
843
00:41:49,901 --> 00:41:53,661
"Hashtag strong but sexy."
844
00:41:54,101 --> 00:41:56,501
"Hashtag strong but sexy." Thanks.
845
00:41:56,581 --> 00:41:59,741
Aw, that was Joey.
I know that was Joey.
846
00:42:00,421 --> 00:42:02,061
Oh, I know a good one.
847
00:42:02,141 --> 00:42:04,501
"Hashtag Tittysaurus Rex."
848
00:42:06,101 --> 00:42:08,261
That is hilarious.
849
00:42:08,341 --> 00:42:11,261
-[Michelle] That is hilarious.
-Not that funny.
850
00:42:11,741 --> 00:42:12,981
[Michelle] Don't be salty, girl.
It's funny.
851
00:42:13,061 --> 00:42:13,901
[Joey] I'm up next.
852
00:42:14,981 --> 00:42:18,861
There's no question in my mind,
I got the best photo in the lineup.
853
00:42:20,021 --> 00:42:24,301
To my right is Miss Lady Gaga,
to my left is Adele.
854
00:42:24,381 --> 00:42:27,381
"#LoveTriangle."
855
00:42:27,461 --> 00:42:28,301
Send.
856
00:42:30,181 --> 00:42:31,661
The love triangle.
857
00:42:32,421 --> 00:42:33,581
Huh. Interesting.
858
00:42:34,141 --> 00:42:35,541
Who are these ladies?
859
00:42:36,301 --> 00:42:37,901
[Karyn] I think that's a family photo.
860
00:42:38,381 --> 00:42:41,501
Maybe a aunt or a sister
or something of that nature.
861
00:42:41,581 --> 00:42:43,741
This might be the most excited I've been.
862
00:42:43,821 --> 00:42:45,861
To see how people are gonna react.
863
00:42:45,941 --> 00:42:48,021
Wow. Is that Lady Gaga?
864
00:42:48,101 --> 00:42:49,541
Is that Adele?
865
00:42:50,061 --> 00:42:51,501
Is that Sarah Paulson?
866
00:42:52,621 --> 00:42:55,141
[Joey] "Pucker up." "Mr. Loverman."
867
00:42:55,221 --> 00:42:58,181
"Want your bad bromance."
868
00:42:58,421 --> 00:42:59,341
That's clever.
869
00:42:59,421 --> 00:43:04,301
Message:
"Who is the other person behind you?"
870
00:43:04,741 --> 00:43:06,301
"Who is the other person behind you?"
871
00:43:06,381 --> 00:43:08,261
Oh, dear.
872
00:43:08,341 --> 00:43:09,381
At Rebecca:
873
00:43:09,461 --> 00:43:11,221
"Honey, that's Adele. LOL."
874
00:43:11,301 --> 00:43:12,501
Send message.
875
00:43:12,581 --> 00:43:13,581
"That's Adele."
876
00:43:15,861 --> 00:43:18,541
Message: "Love all these guys.
877
00:43:18,621 --> 00:43:19,901
Best night ever."
878
00:43:19,981 --> 00:43:23,261
Damn, I'm a huge Lady Gaga fan.
879
00:43:23,341 --> 00:43:25,661
Some of her-- Okay, a couple of her songs.
880
00:43:25,741 --> 00:43:27,301
[Michelle] Shooby is gaga.
881
00:43:27,381 --> 00:43:29,141
Next Little Monster is Adam.
882
00:43:29,221 --> 00:43:32,021
We look at that, and then we look at this.
883
00:43:32,101 --> 00:43:36,901
I can acknowledge when a man
is fit as fuck.
884
00:43:36,981 --> 00:43:39,381
"Hashtag feeling hot."
885
00:43:39,461 --> 00:43:40,661
Let's see what he posts.
886
00:43:44,221 --> 00:43:45,741
He looks like an old man.
887
00:43:45,821 --> 00:43:49,261
The girls and Chris
are definitely gonna be like, "Ooh."
888
00:43:49,341 --> 00:43:51,621
"Hashtag damn, Gina."
889
00:43:51,701 --> 00:43:53,141
[Alex] "Damn, Gina."
890
00:43:53,221 --> 00:43:54,581
Aw, that's my wife's name.
891
00:43:55,101 --> 00:43:57,781
"Hashtag damn, Gina" is probably Chris,
'cause he's always using weird names.
892
00:43:57,861 --> 00:44:00,821
I couldn't help it.
I couldn't help it. I mean, look at that.
893
00:44:00,901 --> 00:44:04,741
"Hashtag I'm buying you longer shorts."
894
00:44:04,821 --> 00:44:09,101
Okay. Uh, it's, like, a mixed bag.
895
00:44:09,181 --> 00:44:11,221
Next to bag a new pic is Sammie.
896
00:44:11,301 --> 00:44:14,781
I really want to go with a picture
that shows, like, my-- my tomboy side.
897
00:44:15,821 --> 00:44:17,701
Yeah, I think this is the picture
that I'm gonna go with.
898
00:44:17,781 --> 00:44:19,301
"Hashtag I'm the daddy."
899
00:44:19,381 --> 00:44:20,621
Yes. That's it.
900
00:44:22,861 --> 00:44:26,821
Wow, she looks so different
in that picture.
901
00:44:26,901 --> 00:44:29,861
"I'm the daddy." She likes to be dominant.
We like that.
902
00:44:29,941 --> 00:44:31,701
I think she's really hot.
903
00:44:31,781 --> 00:44:34,061
Adam thinks she's really hot.
I have a beautiful wife.
904
00:44:34,701 --> 00:44:36,181
Oh, I'm in love!
905
00:44:36,261 --> 00:44:38,221
The real me is in love!
906
00:44:38,301 --> 00:44:40,781
"Hashtag dominance." Send.
907
00:44:40,861 --> 00:44:43,821
"Hashtag you could be my daddy any night."
908
00:44:43,901 --> 00:44:45,341
[Sammie chuckles]
909
00:44:45,821 --> 00:44:46,981
Jesus.
910
00:44:47,541 --> 00:44:49,581
Message: "Daddy can chain me up
911
00:44:49,661 --> 00:44:52,581
and teach me a lesson
or two-- two any time.
912
00:44:52,661 --> 00:44:54,581
Zipper mouth emoji.
913
00:44:54,661 --> 00:44:56,581
Devil emoji." Send.
914
00:45:01,141 --> 00:45:03,701
[Seaburn] Wow. Adam!
915
00:45:03,781 --> 00:45:07,221
Shubham was right.
He is flirting with all of the girls.
916
00:45:08,181 --> 00:45:11,461
There is a fine line to walk.
917
00:45:11,901 --> 00:45:13,781
Adam is a weirdo.
918
00:45:14,741 --> 00:45:16,181
That much I can say.
919
00:45:16,261 --> 00:45:17,781
[Sammie] Here we go.
920
00:45:18,301 --> 00:45:20,581
Who's up? Chris!
921
00:45:20,661 --> 00:45:21,821
I love Chris.
922
00:45:21,901 --> 00:45:23,861
Circle, I want to use this photo.
923
00:45:24,261 --> 00:45:25,701
It just says everything.
924
00:45:25,781 --> 00:45:30,221
"Hashtag this is the American dream."
Post it.
925
00:45:32,181 --> 00:45:33,701
Aw, Chris looks good.
926
00:45:33,781 --> 00:45:35,461
Looks like Chris's family. It looks nice.
927
00:45:36,021 --> 00:45:37,301
It's probably my favorite one of him.
928
00:45:37,381 --> 00:45:39,861
Every picture I see of him,
he looks completely different.
929
00:45:39,941 --> 00:45:40,821
Every single time.
930
00:45:41,341 --> 00:45:45,141
Message: "Hashtag
none of your pictures match." Send.
931
00:45:45,821 --> 00:45:48,781
I feel bad, but, like, it's true.
932
00:45:49,341 --> 00:45:51,461
Ooh!
933
00:45:51,541 --> 00:45:53,341
"None of your pictures match."
934
00:45:53,421 --> 00:45:55,901
Oh, my God, they think I'm catfishing.
935
00:45:55,981 --> 00:45:57,861
That is hilarious.
936
00:45:57,941 --> 00:46:00,541
"Hashtag everyone knows you're fake."
937
00:46:00,621 --> 00:46:03,261
Make him get suspicious.
Everyone's talking about it.
938
00:46:03,341 --> 00:46:05,181
Holy shit.
939
00:46:05,261 --> 00:46:07,101
Message: "Bitches, don't hate.
940
00:46:07,181 --> 00:46:08,341
LOL."
941
00:46:08,421 --> 00:46:09,501
Send message.
942
00:46:09,581 --> 00:46:12,101
[Alex] God, everybody thinks he's fake.
943
00:46:12,741 --> 00:46:16,581
Message: "I know we just met,
but I think you're the real deal."
944
00:46:17,621 --> 00:46:18,861
Thank you, Adam.
945
00:46:19,341 --> 00:46:20,981
You know what, Adam?
You're such a kiss-ass.
946
00:46:22,221 --> 00:46:23,421
Unbelievable.
947
00:46:24,621 --> 00:46:27,621
Oh! "Next up is Mercedeze."
948
00:46:28,741 --> 00:46:30,181
I like this picture of me.
949
00:46:30,261 --> 00:46:32,541
"Hashtag the blacker the berri"
950
00:46:32,621 --> 00:46:33,701
With an i
951
00:46:33,781 --> 00:46:37,141
because I am the hottest topic around,
bro.
952
00:46:37,781 --> 00:46:40,221
The blacker the berry,
the sweeter the juice!
953
00:46:40,781 --> 00:46:41,901
What, what!
954
00:46:43,421 --> 00:46:46,181
Mercedeze looks totally different.
955
00:46:46,701 --> 00:46:48,941
One: she's posing.
One: she's got on, like, skater shoes.
956
00:46:49,021 --> 00:46:50,021
I know she don't skate.
957
00:46:51,061 --> 00:46:53,861
I should keep stirring the pot
'cause I'm anonymous.
958
00:46:53,941 --> 00:46:57,501
"Hashtag the faker the juice." Send.
959
00:47:00,821 --> 00:47:03,421
"The faker the juice."
I knew it was coming.
960
00:47:03,981 --> 00:47:06,061
Yeah, message: "Hashtag poser."
961
00:47:06,701 --> 00:47:11,261
I mean, we could say: "Hashtag
I didn't know there was a catfish filter."
962
00:47:11,341 --> 00:47:13,661
"To catfish or not to catfish."
963
00:47:14,181 --> 00:47:15,141
Oh, man!
964
00:47:15,221 --> 00:47:16,981
"Hashtag Antonio knows the truth."
965
00:47:17,741 --> 00:47:18,621
Oh!
966
00:47:19,261 --> 00:47:20,701
Holy shit!
967
00:47:20,781 --> 00:47:23,181
I am positive that he went to see her.
968
00:47:23,261 --> 00:47:24,901
Damn.
969
00:47:24,981 --> 00:47:28,061
So, five out of the six people
that could have said something
970
00:47:28,141 --> 00:47:30,381
called her a catfish and called her fake.
971
00:47:30,461 --> 00:47:31,581
[Karyn groans]
972
00:47:32,221 --> 00:47:33,661
"Since everyone is so real,
973
00:47:33,741 --> 00:47:36,501
anyone want to admit
which hashtag belongs to who?"
974
00:47:37,021 --> 00:47:40,061
-Wow.
-[in singsong] Someone's angry!
975
00:47:40,141 --> 00:47:41,901
Oh, my God.
976
00:47:41,981 --> 00:47:44,461
I'll say it. You know what?
I'm gonna step up and say it.
977
00:47:45,301 --> 00:47:46,141
Message.
978
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[theme song playing]