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<i>Welcome to Multiversity,</i>

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<i>America's leading</i>
<i>Alternative History Research App.</i>

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<i>Multiversity lets you modify</i>
<i>any historical fact</i>

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<i>and witness virtual simulations</i>
<i>of how history would change.</i>

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<i>Take, for example,</i>
<i>one of our most popular requests:</i>

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<i>the death of Adolf Hitler.</i>

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<i>Now, let's change the date.</i>

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<i>Six alternate time lines</i>

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<i>are included on this welcome demo.</i>

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<i>We hope you enjoy.</i>

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<i>Death scenario number one.</i>

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Argh! Ugh!

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<i>Killed during a brawl on</i>
<i>the steps of the Academy of Fine Arts.</i>

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<i>-Result: World War I proceeds.</i>

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<i>The Weimar Republic begins late.</i>

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<i>World War II delayed until 1948.</i>

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<i>-US drops atomic bomb on Berlin in 1952.</i>
-Yee-ha!

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<i>Neil Armstrong,</i>

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<i>-first man on the moon, 1969.</i>

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<i>Death scenario number two.</i>

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<i>Killed by run-away</i>
<i>horse-drawn wagon filled with bratwurst.</i>

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<i>Result: Vienna passes tough</i>
<i>horse-drawn vehicle laws,</i>

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<i>prompting the quick acceptance</i>
<i>of automobiles.</i>

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<i>Austria becomes</i>
<i>automotive industrial powerhouse.</i>

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<i>-World War I proceeds.</i>

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<i>Germany and allies win</i>
<i>thanks to technological advances.</i>

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<i>-The '30s worldwide depression averted.</i>

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<i>Willy Brandt, first man on the moon, 1958.</i>

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<i>Death scenario number three.</i>

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<i>Killed by suffocation</i>
<i>when encased in a block of gelatin.</i>

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<i>Hitler is the random victim of</i>
<i>a gelatin-encasing weapon</i>

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<i>-developed by the Russian aristocracy.</i>

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<i>Result: The gelatin-encasing weapon</i>
<i>is subsequently used </i>

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<i>to eliminate enemies of Tsar Nicholas II.</i>

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<i>World War I begins with</i>
<i>the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand.</i>

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<i>World War I quickly ends in 1915.</i>

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<i>Russia becomes sole superpower.</i>

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<i>Vladimir Putin,</i>

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<i>-first </i>real <i>man on the moon, 1988.</i>

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<i>Death scenario number four.</i>

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<i>Killed by marathon fornication</i>
<i>with four Viennese prostitutes.</i>

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<i>Result: The prostitutes are all arrested,</i>

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<i>only to be revealed</i>
<i>as libidinous travelers</i>

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<i>from a very sexy parallel dimension...</i>

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<i>who teach the Viennese their</i>
<i>multi-dimensional ways of astro-pleasure.</i>

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<i>Janine Lindemulder,</i>
<i>first woman on the moon, 1996.</i>

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<i>Death scenario number five.</i>

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<i>Killed by a meteor strike</i>
<i>square on the head.</i>

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<i>The meteor was a precursor to</i>
<i>a massive asteroid cruising towards Earth.</i>

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<i>It makes impact a few hours later.</i>

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<i>Result: Humanity wiped out,</i>
<i>along with 93% of all species.</i>

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<i>A society of rats rises, evolves,</i>
<i>becomes a perfect democracy...</i>

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<i>only to discover nationalism</i>

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<i>-and develop weapons of mass destruction,</i>

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<i>which work as intended,</i>
<i>destroying the world...</i>

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<i>again...</i>

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<i>allowing the rise of</i>
<i>a peaceful squid civilization.</i>

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<i>Gluugsnergluug.</i>

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<i>First squid on the moon 2,973,412.</i>

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<i>Death scenario number six.</i>

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Hi, Hitler.

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- Die!

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<i>Caught in the crossfire</i>

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<i>between time-traveling anti-Nazis</i>
<i>sent to back to kill him</i>

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<i>and time-traveling Nazis sent back</i>
<i>to prevent his assassination...</i>

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<i>-finally saved by his future self,</i>

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<i>"Never touch your doppelganger."</i>

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<i>Killed by space-time paradox.</i>

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<i>Result:</i>
<i>Causality loop annihilates time and space</i>

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<i>and destroys all life in the uni--</i>

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<i>Oops! Sorry about that.</i>
<i>Thank you for choosing Multiversity!</i>

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<i>Now, it's your time to make history.</i>