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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎劇名：冰河時期

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‎酒要放哪裡？

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‎這裡，麻煩你

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‎房東竟然把那個怪冰箱留下來

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‎其實這種老冰箱很聰明的

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‎現在的冰箱沒有這種設計…

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‎馬達都做在底下
‎所以熱空氣會往上升進冰箱

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‎產生熱空氣的馬達
‎還要把熱空氣打出去

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‎真是瘋了

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‎對，真的很神經

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‎你要來一點嗎？

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‎好啊，我跟妳說

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‎這裡頭一定有些冰

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‎知道我愛你哪一點嗎？
‎你很有質感

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‎這裡頭活像是孤獨堡壘

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‎-敬我們之後會做的愛
‎-敬所有的好時光…

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‎-我是要說好時光啦
‎-未來的好時光

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‎-在我們的新…對
‎-…在我們的新家

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‎-見鬼了
‎-怎麼了？

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‎蓋兒，妳看這個冰塊裡面有什麼

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‎是那個嗎？

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‎我應該有放大鏡

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‎-牠身體旁邊是插著長矛嗎？
‎-什麼？

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‎不知道冰庫裡還有沒有更多這種東西

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‎天啊

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‎要死了

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‎我們的冰箱裡有失落的文明耶

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‎這沒道理啊

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‎-不然咧？
‎-是啊

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‎這顯然是中世紀早期的城市

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‎是嗎？

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‎得了吧，大家都知道長毛猛獁象

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‎在新石器時代後期滅絕

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‎是啊，大家都知道

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‎這樣會是好的肥料嗎？

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‎太早了點

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‎我們再去看

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‎要死了，才十分鐘沒看耶

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‎裡頭一定是用不一樣的時間
‎都好幾十年過去了

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‎已經到了工業革命
‎-我們錯過了文藝復興
‎-真討厭

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‎他們會不會把我們當成神？

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‎這兩個廢渣怎麼老盯著我們看？

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‎不知道，但她齒縫裡的花椰菜
‎我已經看到煩了

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‎是啦，我很懷疑

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‎那是什麼？

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‎應該是飛機

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‎對，應該已經走到現代了

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‎天啊，他們有星巴克耶

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‎-不會吧
‎-還真的會

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‎那邊是怎麼了？

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‎我靠…我瞎掉了

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‎-你還好吧？
‎-那裡頭在打仗

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‎冷靜下來…

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‎戰術核彈在我們的冰箱裡爆炸
‎妳還要我冷靜？

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‎對不起，你該看一下你的臉

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‎怎麼了？

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‎-喔
‎-是啊

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‎天啊

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‎看起來越來越嚴重了

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‎哪能期待他們才過了個兩分鐘
‎就知道戰爭是不好的

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‎那我們要怎麼辦？

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‎點外送披薩

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‎都超過一小時了

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‎或許他們已經有機會可以重建

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‎羅伯，我們得要面對他們可能…

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‎沒有撐過來

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‎是啊

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‎-要死了，他們活下來了
‎-真的

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‎這些是飛天車嗎？

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‎看起來很像翡翠城，只是沒那麼翡翠

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‎對

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‎好美喔

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‎老實說這有點像是陰莖

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‎是很像按摩棒，對

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‎有點像是正在經歷金字塔階段

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‎好多橋粱喔

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‎怪怪

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‎怎麼了？

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‎要死了

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‎是啊

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‎妳看他們還會回來嗎？

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‎我想應該不會了

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‎-我們可以等早上再清
‎-對