1 00:00:37,005 --> 00:00:38,546 [man] The assholes wouldn't leave. 2 00:00:38,630 --> 00:00:42,838 I had to call the goddamn Sheriff to cart them and their scrawny fucktard kids away. 3 00:00:43,296 --> 00:00:45,755 Ah, crap! Goddammit. 4 00:00:47,255 --> 00:00:48,088 Fuck! 5 00:00:49,088 --> 00:00:50,755 I don't know, a dead possum. 6 00:00:50,838 --> 00:00:53,338 [flies buzzing] 7 00:00:54,380 --> 00:00:56,463 What a shit hole. 8 00:00:57,296 --> 00:01:01,755 Listen, I gotta go. Another day, another eviction. 9 00:01:06,421 --> 00:01:08,088 [narrator] This dump's my home. 10 00:01:08,671 --> 00:01:10,130 The only one I ever had. 11 00:01:11,463 --> 00:01:13,963 Some people may not think much of it. 12 00:01:14,505 --> 00:01:18,005 But me and my buddy Otto like it here just fine. 13 00:01:22,171 --> 00:01:26,046 And the good book says, "A man's home is his castle 14 00:01:26,130 --> 00:01:31,963 and whosoevereth trespasses shall be struck down with fire and lightning." 15 00:01:32,463 --> 00:01:37,838 And since I ain't got no lightning, I tend just to keep it real simple, like. 16 00:01:37,921 --> 00:01:38,921 [gun cocks] 17 00:01:40,630 --> 00:01:44,213 I'm about to blow your head off, fat boy. 18 00:01:44,963 --> 00:01:47,171 Mr. Dvorchack, I presume? 19 00:01:48,005 --> 00:01:49,296 City Inspector. 20 00:01:50,130 --> 00:01:51,130 [grunts] 21 00:01:56,130 --> 00:01:59,421 I've been habitating here more than 20-odd years now. 22 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:06,171 And some new high-falutin' sanitation law don't mean shit to me, Mr. City Inspector. 23 00:02:06,713 --> 00:02:09,255 Oh, but I'm afraid it does mean something 24 00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:11,838 to the owners of the condominiums they're building next door. 25 00:02:11,921 --> 00:02:14,755 So, you see, everything in this dump has got to go, 26 00:02:14,838 --> 00:02:16,671 including you, Mr. Dvorchack. 27 00:02:16,838 --> 00:02:18,880 -If you'll just sign these papers-- -[Dvorchack] Otto! 28 00:02:19,421 --> 00:02:21,088 Otto! C'mere, boy! 29 00:02:23,213 --> 00:02:24,713 Oh, dang critter. 30 00:02:25,005 --> 00:02:27,171 Always scrounging for food. 31 00:02:27,838 --> 00:02:32,255 Yeah, I tell you what... how about we crack a couple of cold beers 32 00:02:32,338 --> 00:02:34,671 while I spin ya a little yarn? 33 00:02:34,755 --> 00:02:37,380 And you still want Otto and me gone when I'm done, 34 00:02:37,463 --> 00:02:41,588 well, I'll sign whatever you want and we clear on out. 35 00:02:42,088 --> 00:02:46,130 -Dang lighter! -I'm a busy man, Mr. Dvorchack. 36 00:02:46,213 --> 00:02:49,421 I don't have time for drunken ramblings and crazy stories. 37 00:02:49,505 --> 00:02:51,046 If we could just move this-- 38 00:02:51,130 --> 00:02:53,463 -One night, couple years back... -Fuck me. 39 00:02:53,546 --> 00:02:55,546 -...me and my friend Pearly, we... -[lighter ignites] 40 00:02:55,755 --> 00:02:56,588 Eh? 41 00:03:01,130 --> 00:03:06,338 Me and my friend Pearly were having a drink and conversatin', like. 42 00:03:06,546 --> 00:03:07,796 [laughs] 43 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:09,630 Oh, boy, I tell ya. 44 00:03:10,421 --> 00:03:13,713 Hell, you oughta get up off yer duff and see the world. 45 00:03:14,505 --> 00:03:16,213 Oh, what for? 46 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:19,213 Everything I need ends up here eventually. 47 00:03:19,296 --> 00:03:21,755 Oh, yeah? What about women? 48 00:03:21,838 --> 00:03:23,963 I don't see no women round here. 49 00:03:24,296 --> 00:03:25,630 Pearly, she's right there. 50 00:03:26,255 --> 00:03:28,713 Oh, sorry. No offense, Betty. 51 00:03:29,796 --> 00:03:31,505 But I am telling you, boy. 52 00:03:31,588 --> 00:03:36,213 Down in Laredo, they got these river trash whores. Oh, boy! 53 00:03:36,296 --> 00:03:37,296 [laughing] 54 00:03:37,380 --> 00:03:40,130 They can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. 55 00:03:40,296 --> 00:03:41,838 -[metal clangs] -Hey, you hear that? 56 00:03:42,130 --> 00:03:44,921 It's just rats. Tell me about the whores. 57 00:03:45,338 --> 00:03:48,713 Hold your horses a minute. My back teeth are floating. 58 00:03:56,213 --> 00:03:57,921 [Pearly] Come on out, ya little monster. 59 00:03:58,005 --> 00:03:58,838 [chuckles] 60 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:01,255 Yeah, boy. 61 00:04:05,046 --> 00:04:06,005 [metal banging] 62 00:04:07,046 --> 00:04:08,046 [rattling] 63 00:04:09,796 --> 00:04:10,630 What? 64 00:04:11,588 --> 00:04:13,588 [loud clanging and rattling] 65 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:16,046 [grunts] 66 00:04:22,005 --> 00:04:23,338 What in the hell? 67 00:04:27,755 --> 00:04:28,671 [chuckles] 68 00:04:33,671 --> 00:04:34,755 [gun shot] 69 00:04:34,963 --> 00:04:36,713 Don't shoot the rats! 70 00:04:37,088 --> 00:04:39,463 -It's good company. -[multiple gun shots] 71 00:04:39,546 --> 00:04:41,630 What in tarnation? 72 00:04:43,963 --> 00:04:45,421 [panting heavily] 73 00:04:45,588 --> 00:04:47,755 We gotta get the hell outta Dodge! 74 00:04:47,838 --> 00:04:50,046 -There's something out there? -What the hell is it? 75 00:04:50,130 --> 00:04:51,296 [metal crashing] 76 00:04:51,380 --> 00:04:52,296 It's coming. 77 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:57,255 What is it? 78 00:04:57,338 --> 00:05:00,338 Damned if I know! It's eyes everywhere! 79 00:05:00,588 --> 00:05:03,255 All manner of crap stickin' out of it. 80 00:05:03,796 --> 00:05:05,255 It's all shiny and wet. 81 00:05:06,338 --> 00:05:07,255 [Pearly yelps] 82 00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:16,088 [gulps] My balls! 83 00:05:16,421 --> 00:05:17,255 [screams] 84 00:05:18,755 --> 00:05:20,671 Aargh! Help me! 85 00:05:20,755 --> 00:05:22,588 [gargled scream] 86 00:05:23,380 --> 00:05:24,546 I don't wanna go! 87 00:05:24,630 --> 00:05:26,005 Let go, Pearly! 88 00:05:26,671 --> 00:05:28,130 I can't shoot! 89 00:05:28,630 --> 00:05:29,755 [creature moans] 90 00:05:35,255 --> 00:05:36,088 Pearly! 91 00:05:36,171 --> 00:05:37,671 [creature howls] 92 00:05:37,755 --> 00:05:39,546 [banging and rattling] 93 00:05:44,255 --> 00:05:46,671 [creature growls and snorts] 94 00:05:52,671 --> 00:05:54,671 [creature moans] 95 00:05:56,171 --> 00:05:58,380 Give my friend back, motherfucker! 96 00:06:01,296 --> 00:06:03,296 I'ma get you, you son of a bitch. 97 00:06:08,130 --> 00:06:09,213 [engine starts] 98 00:06:13,046 --> 00:06:14,255 [engine revs] 99 00:06:26,338 --> 00:06:27,255 [tires screech] 100 00:06:44,130 --> 00:06:45,421 Die! 101 00:06:47,838 --> 00:06:49,463 [cackles] 102 00:06:50,421 --> 00:06:51,380 [howls] 103 00:06:51,463 --> 00:06:52,713 What in the shit? 104 00:06:53,963 --> 00:06:55,963 [howling] [reverse gear beeping] 105 00:07:11,296 --> 00:07:13,088 Now fuck me ragged. 106 00:07:13,171 --> 00:07:14,505 -[whimpers] -A puppy. 107 00:07:16,755 --> 00:07:18,046 [groaning] 108 00:07:19,963 --> 00:07:23,046 [Dvorchack] And that's when a big old light bulb went off in my head. 109 00:07:23,546 --> 00:07:28,296 This here monster wasn't just created by all the heat and garbage. 110 00:07:28,380 --> 00:07:29,755 It lived off it. 111 00:07:30,838 --> 00:07:34,880 And whatever it ate became a part of it. 112 00:07:39,546 --> 00:07:40,546 [incoming message alert] 113 00:07:41,380 --> 00:07:42,463 [Inspector laughs] 114 00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:45,171 They're gonna love this one back at the office. 115 00:07:45,963 --> 00:07:47,046 Sorry. 116 00:07:47,505 --> 00:07:49,588 So, you were saying about Curly? 117 00:07:50,338 --> 00:07:52,630 His name was Pearly. 118 00:07:53,713 --> 00:07:54,755 Right. 119 00:07:54,838 --> 00:07:58,796 And it's an absolutely riveting tale, Mr. Dvorchack, 120 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:03,130 but I can actually feel myself getting septic shock sitting here. 121 00:08:03,213 --> 00:08:06,255 So, if you'll just make a big X on those papers, 122 00:08:06,338 --> 00:08:08,588 I can finally get out of this shit hole. 123 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:11,630 Otto! There you are, boy! 124 00:08:12,630 --> 00:08:13,713 [creature growls] 125 00:08:14,088 --> 00:08:15,713 [metal clanging] 126 00:08:19,755 --> 00:08:21,505 What? [screams] 127 00:08:21,921 --> 00:08:22,755 No! 128 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:25,755 No! 129 00:08:26,796 --> 00:08:28,505 Mr. Dvorchack! 130 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:30,755 [screaming] 131 00:08:38,630 --> 00:08:40,588 Yep. The way I see it... 132 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:46,421 you hang around a dump long enough and the world comes to you. 133 00:08:47,171 --> 00:08:48,213 Ain't that right, Otto? 134 00:08:48,296 --> 00:08:49,713 [screams] [Dvorchack laughs] 135 00:08:58,005 --> 00:09:00,130 [whistles] Here, boy! 136 00:09:00,671 --> 00:09:01,796 Attaboy! 137 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:04,505 [Dvorchack] Yes, sir, the dump's my home.