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-[running footsteps]
-[panting]
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[frantic instrumental music plays]
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[cat growls]
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[panting]
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[shouting] Shit!
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-What the fuck was that, Doctor?
-I think you know.
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I wanna hear you fuckin' say it,
Mr Science.
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Wait!
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Ugh!
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Tell me, Doctor,
is that as fast as you can run?
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I'm afraid so, Mr. Flynn.
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Good, it'll catch you first
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and I'll be able to get out of here
while it's eating you.
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[panting]
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[growling]
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[roaring]
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[shouting] Fuck you!
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[growling and wicked laughter]
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[shouting] Oh, shit!
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[Mr. Flynn] Is that what
we're looking for, Doctor?
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I think it might be, Mr. Flynn.
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Do try to at least act excited.
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[Mr. Flynn] Mercenaries are
like hookers, Doctor:
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pretending to be excited costs extra.
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Simon, here's a test for you.
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Can you translate?
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Hmm, let me see.
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"Entombed here, the Devourer of Children,
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the Black Prince,
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the Sucker of Souls"?
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[laughs] Sucker. Heh, yeah.
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[radio crackles]
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[man in Irish accent]
Hey, boss, how's it going?
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Slowly.
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We've been in this fucking tomb
for over an hour.
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Would you tell him to hurry up?
I'm freezing my tits off back here.
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[sniffs]
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I'll be sure to relay that message, Micky.
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[Doctor] Mr. Flynn, this is definitely it.
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I will need the rest of
the equipment, ASAP.
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Okay, Doc.
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[electrical buzz]
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[distant clattering]
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[eerie string music playing]
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[growling and roaring]
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[screaming]
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Ahhh!
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Geez...
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-[menacing music plays]
-[Simon gasps]
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[loud thud]
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[Simon pants] Doctor!
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[Simon shouts] Doctor!
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[Simon screams]
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[growls]
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[Simon] Oh, fuck me.
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[roars]
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[pained gasps]
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Oh, my God, Simon!
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[Simon gurgling]
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Come on, kid. Get out of the way!
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[roars]
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[gurgling]
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[low growling]
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[frantic menacing music plays]
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[shouting] What the fuck?
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[growling]
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Run!
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[panting]
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[tense string music playing]
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Micky, Gary, get the weapons ready.
We're coming in hot.
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[laughs] Are those boffins trying
to grab your bum again?
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[in English accent] Yeah,
I saw that little one eyeing ya.
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[shouting] Quit fucking around,
I'm serious.
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Shite! Copy that, chief.
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[Mr. Flynn] Hold on, Doc.
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-Oh.
-Shit.
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-[growling]
-[Mr. Flynn shouting] Shit, get back!
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It's him, the Impaler. Dracula!
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I did not think we would find him alive.
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Well, of course you didn't.
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And isn't this a fine fucking mess?
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[howls]
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[growls]
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-[gun clicks]
-[shouting] Fuck!
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[growls and laughs wickedly]
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Come on, fuck nuts.
You want to laugh at me? Go ahead.
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I'll cut the smile right off of ya.
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[speaking Romanian]
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[knife clanging]
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What'd he say, Doc?
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He said you're a warrior.
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God damn right I'm a warrior.
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Yes,but he also added that
he's looking forward
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to eating your still beating heart.
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[growls]
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[roars]
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[cat meows]
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[cats meowing]
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[cat meows]
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[roars]
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[groans]
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-[cat meows]
-What the fuck, Doc?
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-He hates cats.
-What?
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[Doctor] The legend has it that
feeding on them makes his flesh burn.
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The locals would torment him by
bringing hundreds of cats to the fortress.
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[yells]
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[roars]
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Huh. Well, he's not the first man who got
in trouble for eatin' a little pussy.
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Do you think something held them up?
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Huh, I don't know, Gary.
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[panting]
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[grunts]
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[shouting] Micky, Gary!
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[shouting] Shut the door!
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[panting]
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[Micky] Oh, so you found one too?
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[sighs]
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[cats meowing]
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[Mr. Flynn] Little pussy here
saved our lives.
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Yeah, I know it saved my life a few times.
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Cut the shit, Gary.
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There's a fucking monster out there,
and it was gonna eat our asses.
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Something was gonna eat your ass?
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[sarcastic] Now that's
a gutsy fashion statement.
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Is that real Korean grad student?
-God damn it, Gary.
-[crying] Oh, no...
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Upsy-daisy, fella.
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Stop with all the yodeling
and tell them what's behind that door.
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Because that thing is between us
and the only way out.
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It is the Impaler.
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Isn't that a type of car?
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That's an Impala, you stupid cunt.
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Oh, right.
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So there's a Dracula out there, then?
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Not a Dracula.
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The Dracula.
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Are you serious?
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Fuck right off, you weird little man.
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It's true.
He ate the tiny research assistant.
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Anyway, what's the state of play
with our ordinance, Gary?
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Not particularly tickity, to be honest.
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Weren't expecting gunfights
with angry vampires.
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We've got two boxes of ammo for the P90s,
four magazines for the sidearms,
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shotgun, couple of old battle maces,
bottle of 2000-year-old wine
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and I've got a smidge of C4, if it helps.
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Why? Why do you have C4, Gary?
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Uhhh...
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-Cave-ins?
-[Doctor] It's not enough.
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-What?
-I said, it's not enough.
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You're not dealing with
Taliban terrorists here.
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You're dealing with an ancient evil
that defeats whole armies
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and feasts on their entrails.
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-Not helping, Doctor.
-[loud pounding]
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-How big is this fucker?
-[loud pounding]
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-Where's the fucking cat?
-[cat meows]
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-There's the cats, fucking.
-Oh, come on!
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You got suggestions, Doctor,
now's the time to make 'em.
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I'm an archaeologist,
Mr. Flynn, not a tactician.
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Well, I'm an ex-soldier,
not Buffy the fucking Vampire Slayer,
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but you don't see me crying in a corner.
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-[loud pounding]
-Now think, damn it!
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[frantic music plays]
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This place was built to withstand siege.
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There must be other exits.
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I think I may have something.
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The map marked another egress point.
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Secret door! Beautiful.
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[loud pounding]
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[Gary] Hey, boss?
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Yes, Gary?
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-About that C4...
-Do it.
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[laughs]
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[Mr. Flynn] Just don't bring
the whole damn castle down on us.
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-[Gary laughs]
-[Mr. Flynn] Oh, shit.
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[laughing]
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-[loud pounding]
-[gasps]
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[roaring]
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[roars]
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[Mr. Flynn] Fire!
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-[pained howls]
-[Gary laughs]
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-[gun clicking]
-[shouting] Door shut, now!
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[roars]
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[speaking Romanian]
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[rapid beeping]
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[Mr. Flynn laughs]
Sounds like he found our little gift.
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[Gary] Shit, sorry!
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[frantic music plays]
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[debris tumbling]
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[coughing]
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Every time, Gary!
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What? Better too much than too little.
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[Mr. Flynn grunts]
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Where did you say this tunnel led to?
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More prison cells.
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Probably cells for more...
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[cat growls]
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[menacing music plays]
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[low growling]
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You've got to be fucking kidding me.
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[roars]