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NETFLIX 原創影集
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劇名：套裝
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拜託喔，翰克，稻草人是禮物
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杰克只是想要敦親睦鄰
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互相灌溉作物是敦親睦鄰
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分享飼料是敦親睦鄰
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外面那個稻草人，只是礙眼而已
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再一片，老婆？
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再多吃一口我就要爆了
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（已偵測到破口）
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-可惡
-怎麼了，翰克？
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又是簡金家的母牛亂入？
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恐怕不是，老婆
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看來是牧草地圍籬又有破洞了
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後面的田野也多了好幾個破洞
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對，聯絡梅兒，確定她知道
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最好快點處理
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我們的家園不好這樣暴露在外
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在外頭要小心，亨利貴夫斯
梅兒，聽到請回答
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（系統上線100%）
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系統都上線了
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我這裡看機組全都正常，老公
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稻草人醜得要死，卻連烏鴉都嚇不了
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你討厭成那樣，怎麼不拿掉？
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我試過了，但它一動也不動
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我們得要搬家才行了
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我快到破口了，老婆
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死母牛擋在前面
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我一直跟你說要把牛群更往家裡帶
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快點，離開這裡，走開…
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趕牛群要花時間，老婆
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而且…我現在有點忙
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可惡
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-翰克？
-是，老婆
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東邊角落也開始出現破口了
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還有破口喔？
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我不知道是怎麼一回事
但有什麼讓牛群很躁動
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我這裡需要更多幫手
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好，我呼叫大家
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杰克？
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杰克？
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杰克！
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貝絲貴夫斯剛打來
聽來翰克用得著幫手
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我正在處理肉食哥，還不到可以應戰
拜託喔，杰克，這永遠做不到完美
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-快把它開出去
-肉食哥是藝術品，你們女人不懂
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-不能隨便就上戰場
-你不是米開朗基羅，杰克
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你知道吧？
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我比較像是達文西
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因為得要兼顧美感和機械
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情況怎麼樣，翰克?
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呃…這麼說吧
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好消息是我正把牛群帶去妳那兒
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搞什麼鬼？
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妳有看到山脊那兒嗎？
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有，但是讀不到東西
你可以靠近一點嗎？
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等等
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要死了
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什麼？不是這樣吧
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感應器說有好幾千隻敵避蝨攻過來
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妳是說好幾千？完了
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要其他人到脊線跟我會合
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打開碉堡，開始帶家庭進去避難
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-梅兒，聽到請回答
-收到，請說，貝絲
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翰克需要妳盡快去山脊支援
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-一大群敵避蝨快突破過來了
-我馬上過去
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抱歉，親愛的，遊戲時間結束
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沒錯，珍妮
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整個谷區隨時都會變成敵避蝨據點
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聯絡黛比和莎拉，順道載他們過來
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然後去老頭哈里森那兒
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不管他喝得多醉，都要叫他動起來
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達琳，要死了，我一整晚都找不到妳
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翰克急需要妳在山脊那兒所有的彈藥
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我靠
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海倫，妳確定是這裡沒錯嗎？
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你前面有個大破口嗎？
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-有啊
-那就沒錯了
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你先撐著，等翰克過去
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你那堆爛東西動作快一點，杰克
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不要惹我，老女人
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你們兩個不要吵了，我們有正事要做
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這裡沒多少掩蔽物，翰克
在這裡防守真的最好嗎？
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如果要替其他家庭爭取時間進碉堡
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就非得守在這兒不可
貝絲，還有誰會來？
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阿辛被攔住，卡莫兄弟也被困在原地
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很抱歉，翰克
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可惡，只有我們三個喔？
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起碼我死的時候年輕貌美
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武器上膛囉，兩位
來看看你們有什麼本領
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-發射
-爽啦
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-什麼情況，貝絲？
-米勒家和哈斯家都進碉堡了
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潘尼邦家和佩斯理家
預計15到20分鐘後抵達
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-你們擋得住嗎？
-我們拚死都要擋住
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二十分鐘？我們連兩分鐘都撐不到
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我們不管怎樣都要撐到最後
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一大堆醜東西殺過來了
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-牠們從兩邊跑過去
-不能放掉任何一隻
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數目太多了，沒辦法全都守住
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我們很快就會需要更多彈藥，貝絲
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-等我一下，翰克
-妳去處理，這裡我來
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撐住，老公
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是啊，他們要我辭職去當農夫
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從沒提過會有這些他媽的大昆蟲
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-牠們一直過來
-先退後
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幹！
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-我沒彈藥了
-我的飛彈也打光了
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快點啊，貝絲
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漂亮
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杰克，你去補充彈藥，我們掩護你
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好，我馬上去
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翰克，富蘭克林家
和波嘉德家正要過來
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但是還沒到
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有些敵避蝨開始溜過來了
自動砲暫時擋得住
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但若是你們擋不住昆蟲大軍…
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我們會擋住的，不用擔心
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可惡
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我們這樣只有挨打的份，翰克
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-杰克怎麼那麼久？
-杰克？
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-杰克？
-對，我還在補充彈藥
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肉食哥重在精準，不講求速度
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-杰克，你在嗎？
-我在，都沒事吧？
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最後一輛貨卡開到了
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你跟其他人說，你們快點回來
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你聽到了嗎，翰克？大家都到了
快，我們走
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收到，杰克
梅兒，我們可以撤了
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這些蟲子真是不死心
從四面八方殺過來
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杰克，我們走不了
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你快點開肉食哥離開這裡
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-可是翰克…
-你先保命，杰克
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快去碉堡
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翰克啊，很高興認識你
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砲火來襲
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你們去補充彈藥，我把牠們打回去
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快去啊
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他們還說我瘋了
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這些死蟲子沒料到有這招吧
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杰克，牠們繞去你後頭了，快點離開
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撤退啊
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來啊，不怕死就儘管來
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糟了
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加油啊，寶貝
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杰克？撐著，我們過去
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我有聽到，翰克，但我想…
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我差不多完蛋了
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我幫你們清空戰場
你們最好先找掩護
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-等等，梅兒和我…
-幫我一個忙
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-杰克！
-靠，他是玩真的
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-杰克！
-跟海倫說…
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跟她說我死得很光榮
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杰克！…有了
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翰克…？聽到請回答
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翰克？
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翰克？
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-翰克？
-我在，老婆
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翰克，我以為我失去你了
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杰克自炸反應爐
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不會吧
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-海倫…
-不要
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我真的很遺憾
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不要…
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梅兒？
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梅兒，聽到請回答
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貝絲，現在是怎樣？
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這是啥鬼東西？
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貝絲，快進去碉堡
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翰克？
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-快點進碉堡，海倫
-那妳呢？
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我得要盡全力幫忙翰克
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（筒倉飛彈發射室）
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（避難室關閉中…已關閉）
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翰克，什麼情況？
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我正在追擊，老婆
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這玩意兒比妳媽
在我們結婚那天還瘋狂
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可惡
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什麼鬼？
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這本來是結婚週年禮物的…驚喜！
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翰克？
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翰克？
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牠們奪走了我的杰克
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去他的這些死東西
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糟了…翰克
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不要去弄他，你這個長得太大的蟑螂
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貝絲，妳需要正中這個死東西的喉嚨
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我會把牠牽制到定位
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杰克，你的稻草人最好撐得住
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很好
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來啊，大混蛋
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轟給牠死，老婆
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-你太靠近了
-我撐不了多久了
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不要…
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死王八蛋
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發射啊
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貝絲，不管妳要做什麼
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最好趁現在做
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發射啊，貝絲
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有了
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給你死
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我這輩子從來沒有這麼想喝啤酒
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你應該去跟她聊聊，翰克
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杰克那樣做很偉大，海倫
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真的很偉大
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他是好鄰居，也是真心的朋友
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那個稻草人算不上是藝術
但我總算是越看越順眼了