1 00:00:06,916 --> 00:00:08,456 ‎NETFLIX 原创剧集 2 00:00:27,291 --> 00:00:30,291 ‎自动化客服 3 00:00:40,125 --> 00:00:42,375 ‎(欢迎来到日落城) 4 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:08,580 ‎(停) 5 00:01:21,333 --> 00:01:28,333 ‎(清洁模式:真空吸尘) 6 00:01:33,875 --> 00:01:35,455 ‎(清洁模式:分析中) 7 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,210 ‎嗨 8 00:02:13,375 --> 00:02:14,535 ‎你这是干嘛? 9 00:02:25,208 --> 00:02:27,668 ‎你需要做能量治疗了 朋友 10 00:02:54,208 --> 00:02:55,878 ‎感谢呼叫 11 00:02:55,958 --> 00:02:59,458 ‎全美最精良自动化的 ‎真空吸尘器供应商 12 00:03:00,416 --> 00:03:02,376 ‎讲英文 请按1 13 00:03:05,958 --> 00:03:08,498 ‎您已请求与人工客服沟通 14 00:03:08,583 --> 00:03:13,423 ‎当前需等待时长为6小时14分钟 15 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:14,500 ‎认真的吗? 16 00:03:14,583 --> 00:03:17,583 ‎如需修理 请按1 如需… 17 00:03:17,666 --> 00:03:18,496 ‎好的 18 00:03:18,583 --> 00:03:21,213 ‎您已尝试再次 ‎重启吸尘机器人了吗?? 19 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:28,461 ‎你在这儿呢 20 00:03:31,708 --> 00:03:33,578 ‎我们装载的黄金年代系统 21 00:03:33,666 --> 00:03:36,576 ‎告知我们 ‎您不知何故激活了清除模式 22 00:03:36,666 --> 00:03:39,496 ‎这一设计目的为消灭小型害虫 23 00:03:39,583 --> 00:03:41,923 ‎-例如昆虫、蜘蛛、老鼠 ‎-搞什么? 24 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,040 ‎但在特定情况下 较大体型者 25 00:03:44,125 --> 00:03:45,955 ‎-例如宠物和人类 ‎-什么? 26 00:03:46,041 --> 00:03:49,581 ‎也会被当做目标攻击 ‎由此给您造成的不便 敬请谅解 27 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:04,210 ‎(清除模式:扫描中) 28 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:17,880 ‎如果您的吸尘机器人已决定 ‎清除一切生物 请按3 29 00:04:19,083 --> 00:04:23,083 ‎为结束清除模式 ‎您需要进入选项菜单 30 00:04:23,166 --> 00:04:26,666 ‎为此您需要分散吸尘机器人的注意力 ‎才能靠近 31 00:04:26,750 --> 00:04:29,580 ‎我们建议您向其丢物品 ‎例如毯子或是宠物 32 00:04:29,666 --> 00:04:33,666 ‎这是在发什么疯? ‎在他妈开玩笑嘛! 33 00:04:33,750 --> 00:04:36,920 ‎自动系统探测到不文明用语 34 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:40,210 ‎您的不良态度已被记入数据存档 35 00:05:14,666 --> 00:05:17,536 ‎现在您可以放下粗鲁的态度 ‎冷静和我对话了吗? 36 00:05:17,625 --> 00:05:19,205 ‎如果可以 请按1 37 00:05:20,666 --> 00:05:21,576 ‎这样多好 38 00:05:21,666 --> 00:05:24,576 ‎你现在愿意把你的宠物 ‎扔向吸尘机器人了么? 39 00:05:24,666 --> 00:05:27,326 ‎按1表示同意 按2表示拒绝 40 00:05:27,416 --> 00:05:28,786 ‎你选择”拒绝“是什么意思? 41 00:05:28,875 --> 00:05:31,415 ‎机器人有可能会攻击你或宠物 ‎你要知道 42 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:34,000 ‎任何宠物都可以随时牺牲掉你 43 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:38,003 ‎你能看着它们冷酷、兽性的眼睛 ‎告诉我它们不会吗? 44 00:05:38,083 --> 00:05:39,833 ‎快啊 请按同意 45 00:05:40,750 --> 00:05:43,580 ‎(同意-拒绝) 46 00:05:43,666 --> 00:05:46,496 ‎好吧 ‎手头有什么都扔向吸尘机器人好了 47 00:05:46,583 --> 00:05:50,293 ‎在它动弹不得的同时 ‎快速上前 并关掉它 48 00:06:23,416 --> 00:06:25,666 ‎在你攻击你的吸尘机器人的时候 ‎你已启动 49 00:06:25,750 --> 00:06:27,540 ‎-保卫家园安全模式 ‎-攻击? 50 00:06:27,625 --> 00:06:30,535 ‎-现在判定您为不法侵入者 ‎-是你告诉我要这么做的 51 00:06:30,625 --> 00:06:35,125 ‎吸尘机器人将它打扫过的所有地方 ‎划分为个人区域 52 00:06:35,208 --> 00:06:37,378 ‎吸尘机器人已经为您 ‎打扫过整个家了吗? 53 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,000 ‎救命! 54 00:06:43,375 --> 00:06:46,415 ‎-救命啊! ‎-现在已经是吸尘机器人的家了 55 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:48,210 ‎我们建议您快跑 56 00:06:55,041 --> 00:06:58,131 ‎(家庭安全模式:扫描中) 57 00:08:03,291 --> 00:08:04,131 ‎您已经离开了吗? 58 00:08:04,208 --> 00:08:06,538 ‎-当您在吸尘机器人的领地中 ‎-闭嘴! 59 00:08:06,625 --> 00:08:08,825 ‎找到安全位置了 请按1 60 00:08:13,208 --> 00:08:15,578 ‎慢慢叠去吧 混蛋! 61 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:33,670 ‎妈的 62 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,630 ‎女士 靠边站 63 00:09:28,666 --> 00:09:29,996 ‎恭喜您 64 00:09:30,083 --> 00:09:33,793 ‎您已成功阻挡了凶猛的杀人机器 ‎也就是吸尘机器人 65 00:09:33,875 --> 00:09:37,375 ‎不幸的是 您不能在此地停留 ‎吸尘机器人已将 66 00:09:37,458 --> 00:09:42,248 ‎关于您所有记录在册的信息传给了 ‎每个型号正在运转的吸尘机器人 67 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:46,625 ‎它们将不停追杀你 直至您的DNA 68 00:09:46,708 --> 00:09:49,168 ‎从地球表面彻底清除 69 00:09:50,125 --> 00:09:53,285 ‎您躲藏流浪的亡命生涯已开启 70 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:55,825 ‎在这片不毛之地上没有喘息机会 71 00:09:55,916 --> 00:09:57,706 ‎这将是您的生存方式 72 00:10:03,041 --> 00:10:06,711 ‎除非您想购买独家在吸尘机器人 73 00:10:06,791 --> 00:10:08,881 ‎-休战白名单上的地方 ‎-去死吧 74 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:11,830 ‎(停) 75 00:10:12,958 --> 00:10:16,208 ‎如需特殊先期利率 请按1 76 00:11:20,083 --> 00:11:22,583 ‎字幕翻译: 郑伟