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[theme music playing]

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[hip-hop song playing]

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♪ Now I got it boomin'
Now I got it boomin' ♪

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♪ The way that I be movin'
Boy, I can't be human ♪

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♪ Shorty bought a Gucci
But I bought a Louis ♪

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-♪ Yeah, asked her why she pick it... ♪
-[grunting]

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♪ Now I got it boomin'
Now I got it boomin' ♪

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♪ Now I got it boomin'
Now I got it boomin' ♪

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♪ Now I got it boomin'
Now I got it boomin' ♪

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♪ The way that I be movin'
Boy, I can't be human ♪

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♪ Still ridin' with the squad ♪

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♪ Hangin' out the window
Screamin'...the other side ♪

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♪ We gonna hit the city
And get lit and catch a vibe ♪

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♪ Trying to leave with a couple baddies
Stickin' to my side ♪

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♪ Where the fatty body hop
We'll kick it like karate chop ♪

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[slurps]

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[computer beeping]

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[barking]

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Ohm...

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[whirring]

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[breathes sharply]

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[country music playing over radio]

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[exhales sharply]

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Hi.

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[whirring stops]

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Hm.

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[gasps]

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What's up with you?

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Tsk, tsk, tsk.

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[whining]

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-[whirring]
-You need some energetic healing, buddy.

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[whirring stops]

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[growling]

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[dramatic music playing]

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-[dog barking]
-[whirring]

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[gasps] Oh.

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[whimpering]

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[man 1 on phone]
Thanks for calling Vacuubot,

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purveyors of America's
finest automated vacuum cleaners.

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For English, press one.

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-[man 2 speaks in Spanish on phone]
-[keypad beeps]

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[man 1] You've asked to speak
to a human representative.

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The current wait time
is six hours and 14 minutes.

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[scoffs] Seriously?

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If you have a repair query, press one.
If you need--

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Alrighty then,

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have you tried
turning your Vacuubot off and on again?

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Huh.

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[gasps]

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Ah. There you are.

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[electricity crackling]

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Ow!

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Our onboard GOLDEN YEARS system

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tells us you've somehow
activated Purge Mode.

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This feature is designed
to eradicate small pests

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-such as insects, spiders and mice.
-The hell?

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But in certain situations, larger prey

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-like pets and some humans
-What?

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could be targeted.
We're sorry for any inconvenience.

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[suspenseful music playing]

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[gasps, then screams]

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[panting]

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If your Vacuubot has decided
to purge all living things, press three.

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To end Purge Mode,
you will need to access the options menu.

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To do that, you will need
to distract Vacuubot to get close.

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We suggest throwing something at it,
like a blanket or pet.

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What in the Bodhisattva is going on here?
Are you fucking kidding me?

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The automated system has detected
high levels of profanity.

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Your bad attitude has been filed
in our customer database.

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[yells]

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[panting]

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No.

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[grunts, then groans]

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Now then, have you
calmed your sassy boots down?

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-[breathing deeply]
-If so, press one.

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That's better.

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So are you willing to throw your pet
at the Vacuubot?

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Press one for yes, two for no.

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What do you mean, "no"?

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It could come down to you or it,
and believe this,

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any pet would sacrifice you
in an instant.

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Look into their cold, animal eyes
and tell me they wouldn't.

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Come on, press "yes."

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-[dramatic music playing]
-[whines]

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Fine, throw whatever you've got
over the Vacuubot

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and while it struggles to be free,
zip in close and turn it off.

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-[doorknob clicks]
-[gasps]

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[whimpers]

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[growling]

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[shrieks]

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[dramatic music playing]

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[panting]

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-[doors lock]
-[gasps]

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Uh-oh. When you attacked your Vacuubot,
you activated

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-its HOME GUARD security mode,
-"Attacked"?

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-and it's identified you as a trespasser.
-You told me to.

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Vacuubot will classify any area
it's cleaned as its personal territory.

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Has this Vacuubot
cleaned your entire home?

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[humming]

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[banging]

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[mouthing] Help!

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Hm.

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-Hey, help!
-Well, it's Vacuubot's house now.

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We suggest you run.

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[suspenseful music playing]

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[dog whimpers]

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[Vacuubot whirring]

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[dramatic music playing]

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-Have you left yet?
-[gasps]

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-When you've reached minimum safe distance
-Shut up.

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-from Vacuubot's territory, press one.
-[whimpering]

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Fluff and fold, motherfucker!

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[suspenseful music playing]

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[grunting]

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[dog barking]

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[groans]

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Damn it.

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-[shrieks then whimpers]
-[Bill] Step aside, ladies.

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[dramatic music playing]

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[electricity crackling]

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Congratulations,

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you've stopped the unstoppable
killing machine that is Vacuubot.

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Unfortunately, you can't stay here though.
The Vacuubot has forwarded

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all recorded information about you
to every Vacuubot model in operation,

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[upbeat music playing]

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all of whom will now hunt you ceaselessly
until your DNA

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has been cleansed
from the surface of the planet.

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This is your life now, to hide and wander.

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Never a moment's rest
in this barren wasteland

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that is now your existence.

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[car engine revving]

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Unless you'd like to purchase a place
on the exclusive Vacuubot

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-termination whitelist.
-Go to hell.

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For a special introductory rate,
press one.

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[theme music playing]