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Our story is older
than these hills and glens.

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It was springtime,

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and we had one thing on our minds:

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Boys.

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But it was more innocent then...

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Before social media and mobile phones
changed everything forever.

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One, two, one, two, three, four.

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You piss on my natural emotions

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you make me feel I'm dirt and I'm hurt

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and if! Start a commotion

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I run the risk of losing you

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and that's worse

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ever fallen in love with someone?
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone?

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Ever fallen in love?

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And lose your mind
when you've fallen in love?

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Remember to take your pills, orla.

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Aye, mom. I'm just saying a wee prayer.

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Forgive me, lord,
for being a lying wee cow.

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Anyhow...

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Please, can we have a brilliant day?

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It would be nice if there was no arguing,
for instance.

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Also, I need to find
a pair of boots today.

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You know the type.

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As usual,
a wee shag would be very welcome,

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because unlike your mother,

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I don't want to be a virgin all my life.

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Actually, do that
and you can skip the other stuff.

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Oh, my god.

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You are fucking brilliant.

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- Good morning, Mrs. Mckenn.
- Good morning, orla.

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Ever fallen in love with someone?

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Ever fallen in love, in love with someone?

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Ever fallen in love?

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And lose your mind
when you've fallen in love?

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Wait until the song's finished, malkie.

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- Manda, let me in.
- Aye, hold on.

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- Manda.
- All right, I'm coming.

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What took you so long, manda?

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Run that tap for me.

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Manda, is it today
your school choir's singing?

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That's right, Elsie.

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We're all off to Edinburgh.

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There's a submarine.

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Well, hello, it's gonna be seafood
on the menu tonight.

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Awful doxy town, that Edinburgh.

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Aye, well, we're hoping so, Mrs. Shaw.

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- Hi, orla.
- Hi, catriona.

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- Come on. Bye, catriona.
- Bye, catriona.

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- You okay, Elsie?
- What was that?

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I said, you okay?

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- A submarine, aye. It's at loch.
- I've been tempted.

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It just came right out. Sailors are in.

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- They're just men.
- 80? Quickly.

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Bosco. Bosco!

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Fuck you, bosco.

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Yuck! Bosco licked all the way up.

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You gotta take your thrills
where you can, manda.

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Ever fallen in love with someone
you shouldn't have fallen in love with?

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That fucking rocked.

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Hey, Kylah?

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Got a light, chell?

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The song's finished.

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Put him down, chell.

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We've gotta get moving,
or we'll miss the bus.

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Chell, there's a submarine in.

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Brilliant. The mantrap
will be full of sailors tonight.

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- All desperate to get shagged.
- Sounds like the mantrap on any night.

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What do you girls want sailors for
when you can have me?

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Aye, it's seamen we're after,
not semen stains.

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How we've grown.

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Orla, my little pixie.

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Good to have you back among my adorers.

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Hiya, Dickie.

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Kylah, don't forget them cds.
Have you got that list?

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Aye, relax, Dickie.

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Are we back to
the jizz in your sock drawer?

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Here's another thing.

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My big sister, catriona, says submariners
are the horniest lot in the whole Navy.

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- Aye, how come?
- Wanking.

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They're all half daft
from the constant wanking.

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I'm half daft with it too.

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Honestly, I hadn't heard that.

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Is Dickie not just the biggest shag?

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- He's beneath you, orla.
- My position of choice.

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Okay, so I filled it up, right?

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Two-thirds coke, one-third vodka.

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Finnoula, there's a submarine in.

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Aye, saw it.

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Aye, I'm not bothered either.

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Just means the mantrap
will be full of sailors tonight.

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That new bouncer
might not let us in anyway.

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Him with the medallions?

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No, he's from the island.
He can only tell the ages of sheep.

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Aye, from behind.

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Heyo.

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Princess Diana alert.

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Set phasers to Gucci.

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- Morning, girls.
- Morning, Kay.

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See any shaggable sailors in town, Kay?

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Sailors don't always get shore leave,
you know.

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Sometimes just come in for repairs.

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Aye, well, they can come in to me
for repairs.

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No chance of rural depopulation
with our ladies high about.

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See, I heard if submariners get a cut,
it won't stop bleeding,

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because of the air down there.

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Aye, hemophilia. We heard it in biology.

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What, so if they spunk,
it would just keep coming?

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Aye, apparently.

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I had a dream like that once.

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Martin Luther King moment.

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No, a guy was getting a handjob off me,

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and it started coming,

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and it wouldn't stop
until it filled up my entire bedroom.

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I just knew my mother was gonna find out.

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I think I'll consult
my freudian dictionary.

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Under what, I don't know.

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Try "wanker."

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Oh, fuck, condom.

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The choir, please.

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I need to see the choir, please,
gather around.

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The rest of you, off to class.

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Good morning, girls.

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Good morning, sister condron.

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I have a surprise.

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It appears our trip to Edinburgh today
has been deemed newsworthy enough

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for the fort William argus
to send a reporter.

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The very one responsible
for the article about our own wee miracle,

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orla Johnson.

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Quiet!

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Okay, a quick rehearsal.

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"Le marija," I think.

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Come on, form a chevron.
Bridgette, guitar.

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Kylah, up front.

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Yes, come on, come on.

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Don't slouch, Kylah.

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With the voice of an angel,
you needn't stand like a sinner.

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Okay, bridgette, when you're ready, love.

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Right. Now, picture it.

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Madagascar.

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The sugar fields.

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The shirtless workers.

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Okay?

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It's humid.

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Steamy, it's... it's...

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Oh, Mr. Menti.

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Welcome. Carry on, girls.

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How come nuns are such ballbags?

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Low wages and no sex,
you'd be a ballbag as well.

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Look, Michelle.

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Hey, where you heading?

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On my way up the hospital.

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Is that an engagement ring?

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Nah, it's for the dads up the prenatal.

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They keep coming on to me. So...

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I just say I'm engaged,
and my fiance's really big.

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Let's see it, then.

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There you go.

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Coming to a pram near you in march.

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Heard you got better, orla.

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How was the medical trip to lourdes?

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No lamplight, girls.
Didn't get off with a single guy.

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It's not an it, Amanda, it's a person.

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All right, and you're a doctor's daughter,
not a fucking doctor.

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So is it Edinburgh today, girls?

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Aye, today's just a test run for Greece.

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- What about the competition?
- Fuck that.

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It's more like hello, Edinburgh,
open your legs.

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- Going on a massive pub crawl.
- Check out the shops.

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- It's gonna be brilliant.
- We're gonna go mental.

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Sounds great. I wish I could come.

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Come to the mantrap tonight.
We'll be back in time for the sailors.

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No, I'm broke.

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The single mother's allowance
is a total joke.

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I'll pay your way, Michelle.

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No, I can't do that, Kay.

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Come on. It's not that much money.

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Oh, shit. There's the old bag.

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- See you, Michelle.
- Bye.

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Remember the school motto, girls.

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"Bottoms up.

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Knickers down."

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All right, girls, come along.

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So some of you are going to Edinburgh
for the first time today.

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It's a beautiful city. Very exciting.

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But I must warn you.

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It is also a place of sinful wickedness.

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There are men there
that would use and discard girls like you

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with barely a second thought.

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You will carry yourselves
with grace today.

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Yes, finnoula?

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So when you say "use and discard,"
sister, how do you mean?

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Let's make it a day to remember, girls.

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Sing for all you're worth,
and let's win that shield.

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After three I want the biggest smile ever,
okay?

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One, two, three.

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- I think that's gone...
- Who, posh spice?

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Okay, who will orla shag tonight?

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Pick a number five to eight.

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Lucky number seven.

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Dickie Dickinson!

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Sorry, no Leonardo.

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Aye, not the hoff either.

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Get it right, you don't shag the hoff.

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You pump him.

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In slow motion.

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While you're running down the beach.

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Oh, I don't care who it is.

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But I'll tell you what, I know how.

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I want to get shagged tied to a tree.

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A tree?

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Aye. I want to feel abandoned.

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What, like Michelle?

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Oh, not that kind of abandoned.

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So it's, like, the bondage, then.

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"The bondage"?

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Great use of the definite article there.

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All right, finnoula.

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Not everybody got a need for English.

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Obviously not.

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I know what the bondage is.

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My big sister, catriona,
showed me it in a nudie mag once.

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The bondage.

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The James bondage.

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All of you can fuck off.

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Manda and fin. Fin and manda.

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They're like an advert
for best pals sometimes.

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They did everything together.

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Back in the days
when we used to believe in god...

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Whenever finnoula was the virgin Mary,

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and she was Mary a lot...

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Manda was always her Joseph.

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Like a faithful three-legged dog
in some country song.

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That's cute.

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Look, look.

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-Hi.

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Kay, distribute these.

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One each, no exceptions.

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What if they don't want them?

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You're head girl.
You have the authority, use it.

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- Watch out.
- Chel|, you're magic.

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- Okay, pick for me.
- She cheats all the time.

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And then I'll pick from...

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- Orla.
- You have to keep taking them.

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Orla, fuck's sake.

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00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:01,979
How's the band going, Kylah?

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I heard your tape was just amazing.
Are you gonna make a cd?

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Here we go,
fucking young businesswoman of the year.

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Are you lost, Kay?

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This is the party end of the bus.

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Are you lot going shopping in Edinburgh?

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Aye, I'm getting thigh-high boots.

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"Shag me on a tree" boots.

255
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,918
- How much do you have to spend?
- What's it to you?

256
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,548
I was only gonna suggest some shops.

257
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:31,342
We can't afford your kind of shops.

258
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,469
Oh, don't worry.

259
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,471
I'll pay you in, finnoula.

260
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,725
I was only offering to help.

261
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,645
Well, unless you know who the daddy is,
you can't.

262
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,146
She's already been fucked.

263
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,148
Only took a moment, I believe.

264
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:51,779
Think of her
when you're off at university, Kay.

265
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:55,491
She'll be the one stuck between her mom
and dad on the sofa watching telly.

266
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,494
I'm sure she'll be grateful.

267
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:07,128
You think that's a wonderbra?

268
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:09,422
No, it's not.

269
00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:12,341
The university boys are gonna love her.

270
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:22,268
- What's wrong, Kay?
- Just superbitch finnoula macconnell.

271
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:24,854
Oh, here we go.

272
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,273
This is us, the pill box.

273
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:32,570
"All-day northern soul and karaoke,
attracts an eccentric clientele."

274
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:35,489
Yeah, that means the place
is full of old people and weirdos.

275
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:38,534
But, come on, northern soul karaoke.

276
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:42,121
I know all them songs from my dad.
It'll be great. Who's up for it?

277
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:45,333
Maybe, I don't know.

278
00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:48,711
Oh, come on, you whores.
Are youse up for it?

279
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:51,297
- Aye, all right, Kylah.
- All right.

280
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:05,853
Oh, my god.

281
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:23,287
- Oh, check it out.
- Wave, wave.

282
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,284
In all my...

283
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,537
In all my years,

284
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:51,500
I have never encountered the beauty
that lies in your young throats.

285
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,545
Dickie Dickinson's very words.

286
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:55,963
Amanda tassy.

287
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:59,133
Just saying I'm really hungry, sister.

288
00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:01,927
Yes?

289
00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:04,221
Can we eat now, sister?

290
00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:06,432
Yes, of course, orla.

291
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:11,353
You will all assemble back here
at precisely 5:00.

292
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:16,734
Ties will be kept on at all times today.

293
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:19,111
- They'll be fully done up.
- Guys, come here. Come here.

294
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:21,864
- I will not accept any loose knots.
- Look.

295
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,328
Why are you all at that window?

296
00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:30,331
- There's two people, sister.
- What about them?

297
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:32,708
- She's seen us.
- They've got no clothes on, sister.

298
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:36,378
What?

299
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,422
Get away from that window. Right away.

300
00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:41,759
Amanda tassy, get back.
Orla, get back there. Go.

301
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,349
Did you see that fucking wee whore?

302
00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:51,644
- Fucking doxy wee whore.
- Fuck. And she knew we were watching.

303
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:54,939
If Edinburgh girls are like that,
no chance of me scoring this afternoon.

304
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:00,486
Have a look.

305
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:11,288
Can I please have a double cheeseburger
with a large...

306
00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:12,998
What are you getting?

307
00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:14,416
"Can I get a large?"

308
00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:43,047
Next time we do this, we'll have
our tits out on a beach in Greece.

309
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:49,470
You've got to close your mouth
to kill the flame, and then swallow.

310
00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:51,347
Is that your technique with Dickie?

311
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:52,473
Fuck's sake.

312
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:54,850
- What's the problem?
- No problem.

313
00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:58,103
- It's a joke.
- I know, just wasn't funny.

314
00:23:58,187 --> 00:24:00,773
Oi, oi, no arguing, okay?

315
00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:03,359
Soon enough there'll be no more choir,

316
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:06,362
no more our ladies, no more sister condom.

317
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:07,738
Cheers to that.

318
00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:13,077
Excuse me.

319
00:24:14,328 --> 00:24:18,290
The manageress was asking if you mind not
doing that "lighting up the drinks" thing.

320
00:24:18,374 --> 00:24:21,126
She's concerned you'll burn yourselves.

321
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:27,925
Would you shag him?

322
00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:30,886
Wouldn't kick him out of bed.

323
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,972
Unless you wanted to do him on the floor.

324
00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:37,267
I'm just telling you
what the manageress said.

325
00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:40,604
- Do you think he'd shag us?
- He'd be lucky to shag us.

326
00:24:40,688 --> 00:24:42,773
He'd be desperate to shag us.

327
00:24:42,856 --> 00:24:45,609
Look, we never asked you for ID, did we?

328
00:24:47,611 --> 00:24:49,279
Is he saying we're underage?

329
00:24:50,698 --> 00:24:53,617
Look, mister, we paid for these drinks.

330
00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:56,328
So we'll suck them up our arseholes,
if we want to.

331
00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:01,875
We'll need five straws for that.

332
00:25:04,545 --> 00:25:05,713
Cheers.

333
00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:09,591
- Right, go in a wee bit?
- All right.

334
00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:12,219
What are you doing?

335
00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:13,846
All right. Where next?

336
00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:16,056
I've gotta get cds for the band.

337
00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:17,349
I've got to get my boots.

338
00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:19,518
I might just go for a wee wander.

339
00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:21,937
I thought the idea
was to hang out together?

340
00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:24,064
Am I not allowed a minute to myself?

341
00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:30,571
Let's meet up
at that pill box place in, what...

342
00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:31,697
Two hours?

343
00:25:32,614 --> 00:25:34,575
Okay. Bye.

344
00:25:34,658 --> 00:25:35,993
Later.

345
00:25:37,453 --> 00:25:38,871
Do I smell or something?

346
00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:40,539
Maybe the wee whore's got a date.

347
00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:42,124
Anyway, I'll come with you, Kylah.

348
00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:45,044
Aye, she'll be all right. Come on, manda.

349
00:26:18,952 --> 00:26:21,330
Oh, is Dickie kidding me?
I'm not buying that.

350
00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:25,417
Fuck's sake.
He's got taste like a toxic spill.

351
00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:29,505
If I wasn't sure about leaving the band,
I am now, because this is disgraceful.

352
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:31,090
You're leaving the band?

353
00:26:33,133 --> 00:26:34,635
They came up with a name.

354
00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:36,219
And...?

355
00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:39,890
Thunder pop.

356
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,267
Thunder pop?

357
00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:44,895
Yeah, exactly.

358
00:26:44,978 --> 00:26:48,273
I'd shag young Stephen Hawking before
I'd sing in a band called thunder pop.

359
00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:50,484
Anyway, I'm off.

360
00:26:50,567 --> 00:26:52,611
Fucking thunder pop.

361
00:26:56,198 --> 00:26:57,825
Will you come and phone them with me?

362
00:27:03,914 --> 00:27:05,290
What about these?

363
00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:07,042
I love the buckles on that.

364
00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:08,502
They're dead sexy.

365
00:27:10,379 --> 00:27:12,256
- Got a problem?
- No.

366
00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:14,758
Steady on, manda, he was cute.

367
00:27:14,842 --> 00:27:16,260
Pace yourself.

368
00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:20,055
They'll be like dogs outside the butcher's
if we start hitting them boys now.

369
00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:22,850
I'm not finnoula,
you know how slow I am at coming forward.

370
00:27:27,104 --> 00:27:30,440
I'm getting right cheesed off
at finnoula these days.

371
00:27:30,524 --> 00:27:32,276
You two not getting on, then?

372
00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:37,447
No. I don't even know anymore.

373
00:27:38,282 --> 00:27:40,492
I swear she does things
just to be different.

374
00:27:41,118 --> 00:27:43,120
If I says black, she'll say white.

375
00:27:45,539 --> 00:27:47,374
She's still your best friend.

376
00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:48,792
I'm not sure.

377
00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:52,171
Jesus. Listen to us.

378
00:27:52,254 --> 00:27:54,548
We sound like we're on ricki fucking lake.

379
00:28:01,221 --> 00:28:02,598
Anything else I can show you?

380
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:04,975
Aye. How about fucking civility?

381
00:28:06,101 --> 00:28:09,271
- What?
- My mate's not a junkie, right?

382
00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:11,982
She's had leukemia. Stop laughing at her.

383
00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:38,884
- What can I get you?
- Sambuca, please.

384
00:28:47,142 --> 00:28:48,810
- That'll be 2 pound, please.
- Thanks.

385
00:28:57,236 --> 00:28:58,403
Finnoula?

386
00:28:59,613 --> 00:29:02,366
Kay? What are you doing here?

387
00:29:03,951 --> 00:29:07,329
I had to use the toilet. I was passing.

388
00:29:08,372 --> 00:29:11,166
Oh, same here. I was just passing.

389
00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:17,256
Look at you, all dressed up.

390
00:29:18,465 --> 00:29:22,552
Look at you, all alone. For once.

391
00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:27,683
Do you want a drink?

392
00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:33,730
Sure. Gin and tonic?

393
00:29:33,814 --> 00:29:34,856
A stiff one, please.

394
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,860
Careful, doctor. Asking for a stiff one.

395
00:29:42,072 --> 00:29:43,740
How come you're all dressed, anyway?

396
00:29:44,366 --> 00:29:46,868
Just to see a room
for when I come to university.

397
00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:48,495
It was shite.

398
00:29:49,204 --> 00:29:51,164
That's the first time
I've heard you swear.

399
00:29:52,165 --> 00:29:53,542
I protest.

400
00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:56,044
No fucking bother.

401
00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:59,381
- Fuck right off, you wanker.
- Steady on.

402
00:30:03,593 --> 00:30:05,178
Why don't you like me, finnoula?

403
00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:09,349
Asked the attractive,
university-bound head girl.

404
00:30:09,433 --> 00:30:12,060
Come on, you could get into uni.
You're really clever.

405
00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:13,520
I fucking know I could.

406
00:30:15,689 --> 00:30:19,651
But anyway,
just got different opportunities in life.

407
00:30:21,445 --> 00:30:23,822
What do you really know about me?

408
00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:27,743
Well, I know that you lounge about
your big house on pulpit hill,

409
00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:29,786
banging away at your violin.

410
00:30:29,870 --> 00:30:31,496
- Cello.
- Cello.

411
00:30:31,580 --> 00:30:34,333
I expect it'll be backpacking
the galapagos

412
00:30:34,416 --> 00:30:36,460
with dad's credit card.

413
00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:38,128
You have no idea.

414
00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:40,505
Anyway, manda's the real head girl.

415
00:30:40,589 --> 00:30:42,758
She give more of it to bouncers
than anyone else.

416
00:30:45,552 --> 00:30:47,471
Do you always make jokes to hide behind?

417
00:30:52,934 --> 00:30:57,481
Is it just me, or does there seem
an above-average number of lesbians here?

418
00:31:00,317 --> 00:31:03,528
Do you see that over there?
The castleview sauna.

419
00:31:03,612 --> 00:31:05,572
- Do you know what that is?
- Steam house?

420
00:31:05,655 --> 00:31:07,783
Nope. That's a whore house.

421
00:31:08,658 --> 00:31:10,952
- Never.
- Aye. They're everywhere.

422
00:31:11,036 --> 00:31:13,789
My big sister, catriona,
saw them when she was down at the rugby.

423
00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:15,582
Whore houses called saunas.

424
00:31:15,665 --> 00:31:17,626
But how?

425
00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:19,836
There's a police station right opposite.

426
00:31:20,629 --> 00:31:22,672
One-nil to the prostitutes, eh?

427
00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:28,804
It's Kylah, Mrs. Dickinson.

428
00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:30,138
Aye, is he there?

429
00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:32,516
The lead axman in thunder pop.

430
00:31:34,351 --> 00:31:35,685
Yeah, it's me, Dickie.

431
00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:38,188
Look, I need to tell you something.

432
00:31:39,689 --> 00:31:40,941
I'm leaving the band.

433
00:31:44,027 --> 00:31:47,697
No. No, I'm really sorry.

434
00:31:47,781 --> 00:31:50,742
No, it's got nothing to do
with the guitar solo.

435
00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:53,578
No, it's got nothing to do
with dedication.

436
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,957
Let me tell you, the name didn't help.

437
00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,000
What he's saying?

438
00:31:59,626 --> 00:32:00,626
It's chell.

439
00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:05,132
Saying I'm a coward
for doing it while I'm down here.

440
00:32:06,716 --> 00:32:08,552
"Will I still get my cds?"

441
00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:13,223
And you're a dirty tinker.

442
00:32:15,642 --> 00:32:16,560
Chell...

443
00:32:16,643 --> 00:32:17,769
Now, che/I...

444
00:32:18,728 --> 00:32:20,439
She lived out on the island.

445
00:32:21,565 --> 00:32:24,443
And some folk call her family tinkers.

446
00:32:27,487 --> 00:32:30,365
But really, they were just poor.

447
00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:35,579
And then chell's daddy drowned at sea.

448
00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:38,415
He went down on the highland lady.

449
00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:43,170
Never even made jokes about that.

450
00:32:45,255 --> 00:32:47,674
Chell went daft for a while.

451
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,486
And folk called her a dirty tinker.

452
00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:13,742
But I always thought
she was just looking for her daddy.

453
00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:18,997
- Anyhow...
- Give me.

454
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:22,083
The one thing you didn't call her
was a tinker.

455
00:33:22,167 --> 00:33:24,377
I am not a tinker.

456
00:33:24,461 --> 00:33:26,588
You skanky fucking arse wipe.

457
00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:29,466
- Come here and say that to my face...
- All right!

458
00:33:29,549 --> 00:33:31,885
No, Dickie, it's me.

459
00:33:37,224 --> 00:33:39,100
Well, that's got nothing to do
with anything.

460
00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:41,937
I'll tell you why not,

461
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:44,022
because I shagged
the rest of the band as well.

462
00:33:48,902 --> 00:33:51,154
The whole band?

463
00:33:51,238 --> 00:33:52,572
You know boys.

464
00:33:53,073 --> 00:33:56,868
Suck them off once and they go back to
dreaming about that bird from mazzy star.

465
00:33:57,577 --> 00:33:59,204
Who can't sing, by the way.

466
00:33:59,913 --> 00:34:01,248
Isuppose.

467
00:34:02,415 --> 00:34:05,460
At least with you, they'd be getting it
from someone with a good voice.

468
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:09,880
So, what now?

469
00:34:11,174 --> 00:34:13,134
Let's spend his fucking money.

470
00:34:15,262 --> 00:34:17,847
Do you think
I should take my braces out later?

471
00:34:17,931 --> 00:34:20,141
Only if you're thinking
of going down on somebody.

472
00:34:20,225 --> 00:34:22,727
Maybe the bouncer at the mantrap tonight.

473
00:34:23,687 --> 00:34:27,440
Oh, god, there is such a fuss made
about boys spunking.

474
00:34:27,524 --> 00:34:28,984
What's it actually like?

475
00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:31,111
Like swallowing phlegm.

476
00:34:31,194 --> 00:34:33,154
But everybody's swallowed phlegm.

477
00:34:33,238 --> 00:34:35,323
It's really warm
when it comes out of them.

478
00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:37,450
- Warm?
- Aye. Hot, sometimes.

479
00:34:37,534 --> 00:34:39,202
I saw it steaming once.

480
00:34:39,286 --> 00:34:40,453
Out back of the mantrap.

481
00:34:40,537 --> 00:34:43,373
You gotta hold onto your hair
'cause it makes a right mess.

482
00:34:43,456 --> 00:34:45,250
Oh, well, I should be all right, then.

483
00:34:45,959 --> 00:34:48,587
- Here. You'll like this one.
- Right.

484
00:34:48,670 --> 00:34:51,381
So, Christmas, right?

485
00:34:51,464 --> 00:34:54,217
My big sister, catriona,
gets me face cream

486
00:34:54,301 --> 00:34:57,304
in one of those squishy dispensers, right?

487
00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:03,768
Now, remember that issue of teen magazine,
the wanking one?

488
00:35:03,852 --> 00:35:07,022
- Oh, aye. Very well-thumbed edition, that.
- Exactly.

489
00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:09,983
"Get relaxed in a milky bath.
Make sure you won't be disturbed."

490
00:35:10,066 --> 00:35:12,694
"Light some candles."
Oh, yeah, we all tried it.

491
00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:17,866
So I'm sat there in my milk.
Going at it. Full commotion.

492
00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:19,409
And just as I'm getting there,

493
00:35:19,492 --> 00:35:22,662
I grabs the face cream
and shoot a jet right on my tits,

494
00:35:22,746 --> 00:35:24,831
pretending it's Rob lowe or that.

495
00:35:26,374 --> 00:35:29,628
I end up sitting there,
looking like a plasterer's radio.

496
00:35:32,589 --> 00:35:35,634
Of course, I don't do any more of that.

497
00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:43,391
I'm sorry about being rotten
to you on the bus.

498
00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:46,728
Just seeing Michelle...

499
00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:47,812
Why?

500
00:35:49,064 --> 00:35:50,899
Fuck, she's pregnant.

501
00:35:51,608 --> 00:35:54,110
That's her whole life away,
and she's only a kid.

502
00:35:54,194 --> 00:35:56,613
Finnoula, it's not
like she died or anything.

503
00:35:56,696 --> 00:35:59,532
She might as well have.
That town's a bloody graveyard for us.

504
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:03,703
Come on, what about Kylah?
With that voice, she could go anywhere.

505
00:36:03,787 --> 00:36:06,790
Do you know she's going? Woolworths.

506
00:36:07,415 --> 00:36:10,502
She's got a job at the music counter
so she can get discount cds.

507
00:36:10,585 --> 00:36:12,212
She thinks that's a fucking career.

508
00:36:12,921 --> 00:36:14,422
That'd be sad.

509
00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:17,425
Manda's worse. I mean, I love her, but...

510
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,095
Sometimes...

511
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:24,140
Do you know,
she only goes for guys with a job?

512
00:36:24,224 --> 00:36:28,687
Like, somebody up the forestry
or hydro plant.

513
00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:29,771
Do you know why?

514
00:36:30,647 --> 00:36:32,982
Because she's got it planned.

515
00:36:33,066 --> 00:36:36,319
Pregnant as soon as possible
to a guy with a job.

516
00:36:36,403 --> 00:36:40,198
And a house up the complex with sky TV

517
00:36:40,281 --> 00:36:45,203
and a wee boy with a mullet
and an earring called Shane.

518
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,249
I mean, she is my oldest pal, but...

519
00:36:53,169 --> 00:36:55,296
Terrifies me I'll end up like her.

520
00:36:57,632 --> 00:36:59,092
Thank you, Dickie.

521
00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:01,720
I wanted the purple one,
but there was none left.

522
00:37:01,803 --> 00:37:03,555
- Have you?
- Yeah.

523
00:37:04,264 --> 00:37:05,849
Thank you.

524
00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:14,649
Sorry, ladies,
but you can't eat those in here.

525
00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:17,902
What is it with the waiters in this town?

526
00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:22,824
Do you have a cock...

527
00:37:23,616 --> 00:37:24,868
Tail list?

528
00:37:25,869 --> 00:37:27,120
Surely, ladies.

529
00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:30,373
And do you have a liquidizer
you put your cock...

530
00:37:34,335 --> 00:37:35,420
Tails in?

531
00:37:37,005 --> 00:37:38,715
Idoindeed.

532
00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:41,885
Stick these in with some Coca-Cola
and southern comfort.

533
00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:46,806
Aye, Kylah had the voice.
We all knew that.

534
00:37:46,890 --> 00:37:49,350
But she was devious too.

535
00:37:50,435 --> 00:37:52,479
Like, how she got that job in woolies.

536
00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:57,609
First she got pally with the Lassie
that worked there.

537
00:37:58,651 --> 00:38:01,112
Just watching for her chance and stuff.

538
00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:07,243
Turns out the Lassie wasn't catholic.

539
00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:11,831
So she wasn't clued up
about sex and things.

540
00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:17,170
So Kylah taught her how to get boys
like a catholic girl.

541
00:38:17,253 --> 00:38:19,130
Aye, defo suck them off.

542
00:38:19,214 --> 00:38:21,508
No, fuck using a condom.

543
00:38:21,591 --> 00:38:24,302
Aye, they love it when you swallow.

544
00:38:31,267 --> 00:38:33,770
The plan goes brilliant.

545
00:38:34,771 --> 00:38:37,065
She's pregnant in double time.

546
00:38:39,108 --> 00:38:41,903
And Kylah's there, all innocent.

547
00:38:43,905 --> 00:38:44,905
And saying...

548
00:38:45,782 --> 00:38:49,035
Who's gonna take over
when you're on maternity leave?

549
00:39:05,426 --> 00:39:08,012
Fresh meat. Three o'clock.

550
00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:11,558
Three o'clock.

551
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,313
Fuck those bouncers. Right.

552
00:39:17,397 --> 00:39:20,024
Let me do the talking, yeah?
Bet he wants a snog.

553
00:39:20,108 --> 00:39:21,568
You're doing it.

554
00:39:23,152 --> 00:39:24,779
Hell of a job finding this place.

555
00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:26,990
That a fact? Check your bags, ladies?

556
00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:29,492
- What for?
- Weapons.

557
00:39:30,326 --> 00:39:31,494
Do we need weapons?

558
00:39:33,454 --> 00:39:35,039
What's this? School uniforms.

559
00:39:35,748 --> 00:39:37,083
Just been auditioning.

560
00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:39,419
We're lap dancers.

561
00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:41,754
You should come and see us sometime.

562
00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:44,716
- So where are you girls from?
- Fort William.

563
00:39:45,341 --> 00:39:47,343
But we live in Edinburgh now.

564
00:39:47,427 --> 00:39:48,928
And there's more of us coming.

565
00:39:49,012 --> 00:39:51,306
It's my mate's let.

566
00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:53,641
Oh, aye? What age are you two?

567
00:39:53,725 --> 00:39:57,812
- I'm 19. And orla is nearly...
- Nearly what? Twelve?

568
00:39:58,521 --> 00:40:01,608
I'm older than I look. I've not been well.

569
00:40:01,691 --> 00:40:03,526
Are you gonna let us in, then?

570
00:40:03,610 --> 00:40:06,779
You lassies don't know about
the temptations of the big city.

571
00:40:07,488 --> 00:40:09,991
Aye. We've memorized them.

572
00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:13,744
Oh you go.

573
00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:24,464
In the name of god.

574
00:40:24,547 --> 00:40:29,761
I've got a love reputation
known all over this world

575
00:40:31,346 --> 00:40:32,180
come on.

576
00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:34,682
I'm a hijacker, flame-cracker

577
00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:39,103
I 'ii steal your man, little girl

578
00:40:39,187 --> 00:40:40,647
hey, you there.

579
00:40:40,730 --> 00:40:43,900
Can't help that I know how to love

580
00:40:43,983 --> 00:40:47,278
mama says it's in my blood

581
00:40:47,362 --> 00:40:53,201
a love reputation
known all over this world

582
00:41:02,085 --> 00:41:04,003
We need some assistance, officer.

583
00:41:04,087 --> 00:41:05,338
We're lost.

584
00:41:05,964 --> 00:41:08,508
Philosophically or spiritually?

585
00:41:11,886 --> 00:41:13,846
Where is it we're trying to get to?

586
00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:16,057
It's called the pill...

587
00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:21,312
No, it's... it's near a place called
the pill box. Suffolk street?

588
00:41:23,606 --> 00:41:26,401
Five hundred yards to the light,
take a left, first right,

589
00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:29,237
and that's you, near the pill box.

590
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,739
The problem is, constable...

591
00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:33,700
- Sergeant, actually.
- Sergeant.

592
00:41:33,783 --> 00:41:37,745
The problem is, my friend's hurt her foot.

593
00:41:38,371 --> 00:41:41,082
We were wondering, could we get a lift?

594
00:41:41,791 --> 00:41:42,917
In your police car.

595
00:41:45,628 --> 00:41:50,008
I think you'll find the sign outside says
"police," not "taxi."

596
00:41:50,883 --> 00:41:53,803
Are you aware how dangerous it is
for young girls out there?

597
00:41:53,886 --> 00:41:56,431
I'm aware it's 2:00 in the afternoon.

598
00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:58,266
Have you seen the clothes we're wearing?

599
00:41:59,267 --> 00:42:02,270
Not a police matter.
Though, perhaps, it should be.

600
00:42:03,980 --> 00:42:07,483
Come on, Kylah.
We'll take our chances out there.

601
00:42:08,109 --> 00:42:10,570
The pill box is for 18s and over.

602
00:42:13,698 --> 00:42:14,782
Just saying.

603
00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:22,206
- You are mental.
- He was an arse.

604
00:42:22,290 --> 00:42:24,208
The police at home give me lifts
all the time.

605
00:42:24,292 --> 00:42:26,085
Well, we're still lost.

606
00:42:26,169 --> 00:42:29,172
Let's ask in this sauna.
See if I can use the toilet.

607
00:42:32,175 --> 00:42:37,055
I'm telling you, baby
you will never find another girl

608
00:42:37,138 --> 00:42:40,558
in this heart of mine

609
00:42:40,641 --> 00:42:43,061
deep in my heart

610
00:42:43,144 --> 00:42:47,482
look into my eyes
can't you see they're open wide?

611
00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:52,361
Would I lie to you, baby?
Would I lie to you?

612
00:42:52,445 --> 00:42:56,657
Don't you know it's true?
Girl, there's no one else but you

613
00:42:56,741 --> 00:43:00,369
would I lie to you baby, yeah

614
00:43:01,621 --> 00:43:06,209
don't you know it's true?
Girl, there's no one else but you

615
00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:12,340
would I lie to you baby, yeah
come on...

616
00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:13,925
He's good, this one.

617
00:43:16,427 --> 00:43:18,304
Kiss me, baby

618
00:43:23,351 --> 00:43:24,602
Hey there.

619
00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:26,813
Hay is for horses.

620
00:43:28,147 --> 00:43:31,109
You are gorgeous. You fancy a duet?

621
00:43:31,984 --> 00:43:34,320
I know what kind of duet
you've got in mind.

622
00:43:34,403 --> 00:43:38,866
Oh, a feisty one, eh?
I got a ripper for you.

623
00:43:39,659 --> 00:43:42,995
It's Eddie money.
I put my soul where my feet are.

624
00:43:44,956 --> 00:43:46,707
And your mouth, I presume.

625
00:43:52,547 --> 00:43:56,008
Off those seats.
Our friends will be here any minute.

626
00:43:56,092 --> 00:43:59,428
Oh, fantastic. The more, the merrier.

627
00:44:00,263 --> 00:44:03,599
What's this? Champagne. You celebrating?

628
00:44:03,683 --> 00:44:06,269
We will be, when you fuck off.

629
00:44:08,729 --> 00:44:09,897
You'll be pausal for choir.

630
00:44:16,988 --> 00:44:19,365
Right. I'll away and get my pal.

631
00:44:20,283 --> 00:44:22,285
He's just divorced, so be gentle.

632
00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:25,288
Save all the rough stuff for me, yeah?

633
00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:31,669
Heya. Versace.

634
00:44:37,091 --> 00:44:39,510
Jesus, you need a guide dog
to find this place.

635
00:44:39,594 --> 00:44:42,763
Oh, we'd still be looking,
it it wasn't for Danny here.

636
00:44:42,847 --> 00:44:45,808
- Hello.
- Orla, Danny. Danny, orla.

637
00:44:46,559 --> 00:44:48,436
- Right, where's the dj?
- Hi.

638
00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:50,104
I'll get him to put on our song.

639
00:44:55,193 --> 00:44:57,820
Is it true that you and manda
shagged the same guys?

640
00:44:58,613 --> 00:45:01,574
- Like who?
- Dickie Dickinson.

641
00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:05,119
Fort William's god of rock
was a privilege.

642
00:45:06,704 --> 00:45:09,582
- Do you think I'm a slut?
- No.

643
00:45:11,417 --> 00:45:12,668
I shagged him as well.

644
00:45:13,753 --> 00:45:16,714
Fucking hell, Kay.
Didn't know you knew him.

645
00:45:16,797 --> 00:45:18,966
I've never told anybody that.

646
00:45:19,050 --> 00:45:20,092
What happened?

647
00:45:21,260 --> 00:45:23,262
Don't worry, I won't tell manda anything.

648
00:45:24,388 --> 00:45:28,100
It's funny you mention Amanda,
because it was at her sister's flat.

649
00:45:28,935 --> 00:45:30,228
Catriona's?

650
00:45:31,479 --> 00:45:34,357
So you were just rolling around
on the sofa?

651
00:45:35,608 --> 00:45:37,318
We were just snogging.

652
00:45:38,527 --> 00:45:40,112
Till catriona joined in.

653
00:45:40,196 --> 00:45:42,782
- In the same room?
- Same bed.

654
00:45:47,161 --> 00:45:48,788
You think I'm totally disgusting now.

655
00:45:48,871 --> 00:45:53,876
Oh, god. No. No, I... I don't.
Manda would, but I don't.

656
00:45:57,004 --> 00:46:01,133
So did they, like, cajole you into it?

657
00:46:02,260 --> 00:46:04,470
More like I coaxed them.

658
00:46:05,721 --> 00:46:08,683
And did you and catriona...?

659
00:46:16,107 --> 00:46:17,400
What was it like?

660
00:46:19,110 --> 00:46:23,447
It was good. I think. I was really drunk.

661
00:46:25,908 --> 00:46:27,868
Catriona, a fucking lesbian?

662
00:46:28,661 --> 00:46:30,871
Oh, no. She's just a bit bi.

663
00:46:30,955 --> 00:46:34,542
But Amanda doesn't have a clue,
please, don't tell her.

664
00:46:38,379 --> 00:46:42,466
- Now you think I'm a slut.
- No. No, I don't. I'm just...

665
00:46:43,342 --> 00:46:44,719
Disgusted?

666
00:46:46,721 --> 00:46:48,139
Jealous.

667
00:46:51,183 --> 00:46:52,476
I've got to pee.

668
00:46:59,191 --> 00:47:01,485
You took my heart and turned me on

669
00:47:02,236 --> 00:47:04,655
and now the danger sign is on

670
00:47:04,739 --> 00:47:07,575
I never thought the day would come

671
00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:10,077
when I would feel alone without you...

672
00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:14,665
So is it an all-girls school you go to?

673
00:47:14,749 --> 00:47:17,501
Aye. A convent school with nuns and that.

674
00:47:17,585 --> 00:47:19,503
We call it the "virgin mega store."

675
00:47:19,587 --> 00:47:25,217
That is a riot.

676
00:47:25,301 --> 00:47:28,346
Oh, aye. We're right rioters.

677
00:47:28,429 --> 00:47:31,474
We've had eight pregnant
since last September.

678
00:47:31,557 --> 00:47:35,478
Man, what did I tell you,
catholic fucking schoolgirls, huh?

679
00:47:36,187 --> 00:47:38,189
When did you get divorced, Bobby?

680
00:47:38,272 --> 00:47:41,817
Come back to our flat,
you'll soon find out. Know what I mean?

681
00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:49,116
Right, ladies. What is your pleasure
in the drinks department?

682
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:52,578
'Cause I know what catholic schoolgirls
crave in other departments.

683
00:47:54,038 --> 00:47:56,207
- Same again?
- Yeah.

684
00:47:56,290 --> 00:47:57,290
Excellent.

685
00:48:04,256 --> 00:48:06,884
How did you find this I—— I... i—— idiot?

686
00:48:06,967 --> 00:48:11,222
Stop it. Danny's nice.
He showed us where this place was.

687
00:48:11,305 --> 00:48:12,556
Right there, Danny?

688
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:14,016
So, what you think of those two?

689
00:48:14,100 --> 00:48:16,227
About as much fun as a date in the morgue.

690
00:48:16,310 --> 00:48:18,104
They asked us back to their place.

691
00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:19,730
Think they're safe?

692
00:48:19,814 --> 00:48:21,107
What, like, aids and that?

693
00:48:21,190 --> 00:48:22,900
Aids is the least of your worries.

694
00:48:22,983 --> 00:48:24,693
More like mad cow's disease.

695
00:48:24,777 --> 00:48:28,406
- Is there a Kylah in the house?
- That's us. Come on, let's go.

696
00:48:29,115 --> 00:48:30,366
Come on. We're up.

697
00:48:39,834 --> 00:48:41,752
I've always wanted to try it with a girl.

698
00:48:45,214 --> 00:48:46,715
I need some air.

699
00:48:52,388 --> 00:48:55,850
- Right. Okay, you girls know your part...
- Yes.

700
00:49:03,023 --> 00:49:06,527
Sometimes I feel I've got to

701
00:49:07,695 --> 00:49:09,447
run away, I've got to

702
00:49:10,156 --> 00:49:15,119
get away from the pain
you drive into the heart of me

703
00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:20,833
the love we shared
seems to go nowhere

704
00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:23,711
and I've lost my light

705
00:49:23,794 --> 00:49:28,007
forl toss and turn
I can't sleep at night

706
00:49:28,090 --> 00:49:31,051
-once Iran to you -i ran

707
00:49:31,135 --> 00:49:33,554
-now I run from you -now I run

708
00:49:33,637 --> 00:49:36,098
this tainted love you've given

709
00:49:36,182 --> 00:49:39,059
I gave you all a girl can give you

710
00:49:39,143 --> 00:49:43,314
take, not give, and that's not nearly all

711
00:49:43,397 --> 00:49:47,985
tainted love tainted love

712
00:49:48,068 --> 00:49:51,405
now I know I've got to

713
00:49:51,489 --> 00:49:54,700
run away, I've got to

714
00:49:54,783 --> 00:49:59,705
get away, you don't really want
any love from me

715
00:49:59,788 --> 00:50:02,082
to make things right

716
00:50:02,166 --> 00:50:05,211
you need someone to hold you tight

717
00:50:05,294 --> 00:50:08,172
and you think love is to pray

718
00:50:08,255 --> 00:50:12,426
well, I'm sorry, I don't pray that way

719
00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:15,513
-once Iran to you -i ran

720
00:50:15,596 --> 00:50:18,140
-now I run from you -now I run

721
00:50:18,224 --> 00:50:20,643
this tainted love you've given

722
00:50:20,726 --> 00:50:23,479
I gave you all a girl can give you

723
00:50:23,562 --> 00:50:27,733
take, not give, and that's not nearly all

724
00:50:27,816 --> 00:50:32,112
tainted love tainted love

725
00:50:32,196 --> 00:50:35,032
-don't touch me, please -please

726
00:50:35,115 --> 00:50:37,993
-I cannot stand the way you
-tease

727
00:50:38,077 --> 00:50:40,746
I know you'll hurt me so

728
00:50:40,829 --> 00:50:45,167
if I do not pack my things and go

729
00:50:45,251 --> 00:50:49,296
tainted love, oh, tainted love

730
00:50:51,298 --> 00:50:55,177
tainted love tainted love

731
00:50:56,804 --> 00:50:59,890
talk about a tainted love

732
00:50:59,974 --> 00:51:02,810
talk about a tainted love

733
00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:09,608
Congratulations, girls.

734
00:51:17,032 --> 00:51:19,994
Right, ladies.
Free booze back at my place.

735
00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:22,079
Let the carnage begin.

736
00:51:22,162 --> 00:51:24,623
Hold on, pause.
I'm still drinking my champagne.

737
00:51:31,338 --> 00:51:34,008
You were fantastic.

738
00:51:34,091 --> 00:51:36,302
You girls can really sing.

739
00:51:36,385 --> 00:51:39,346
- Eh, would you like to...?
- Yes.

740
00:51:50,566 --> 00:51:53,402
- Can I confess something?
- Aye.

741
00:51:54,194 --> 00:51:56,071
I wear glasses.

742
00:51:56,155 --> 00:52:00,868
Oh, I wear braces.
I'm meant to keep them in for six months.

743
00:52:01,785 --> 00:52:05,122
Why don't you put in your braces,
and I'll put on my glasses?

744
00:52:05,998 --> 00:52:08,626
Aye. Okay.

745
00:52:16,592 --> 00:52:19,803
I'm Stephen, with a "ph." Nov

746
00:52:21,555 --> 00:52:25,142
I'm orla, with a "la."

747
00:52:31,940 --> 00:52:34,568
Manda, I'm going for a walk with Stephen.

748
00:52:36,612 --> 00:52:38,447
McEwan hall, 5:00.

749
00:52:39,156 --> 00:52:41,659
Any mess and I'll fucking have you.
Got that?

750
00:52:42,493 --> 00:52:43,744
Got that.

751
00:52:51,377 --> 00:52:52,920
That whacky baccy?

752
00:52:53,921 --> 00:52:55,089
You don't like weed?

753
00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:56,507
Brings back bad memories.

754
00:52:56,590 --> 00:52:58,008
Had it when I was in the chemo.

755
00:52:58,092 --> 00:53:01,428
Chemo, aye? Hence the...?

756
00:53:01,512 --> 00:53:05,516
All right. I wouldn't let you think
I look this way on purpose.

757
00:53:06,934 --> 00:53:08,644
-Danny -Danny

758
00:53:08,727 --> 00:53:10,562
oh, aye. Very funny.

759
00:53:10,646 --> 00:53:13,565
Danny

760
00:53:13,649 --> 00:53:16,568
anyways, that guy. He strikes me as weird.

761
00:53:16,652 --> 00:53:20,656
- You strike me as fucking weird.
- You don't know the half yet, hen.

762
00:53:20,739 --> 00:53:25,119
- Come on, Kylah.
- Watch the door, Danny.

763
00:53:27,204 --> 00:53:28,204
Here, Danny.

764
00:53:31,291 --> 00:53:33,043
Make yourselves at home, girls.

765
00:53:33,877 --> 00:53:35,045
Excuse the mess.

766
00:53:35,838 --> 00:53:39,258
- Nice telly. You get that in the divorce?
- Yeah.

767
00:53:40,175 --> 00:53:41,760
Wanna see a picture of my ex-wife?

768
00:53:41,844 --> 00:53:44,304
Oh, for fuck's sake,
don't get him started.

769
00:53:44,388 --> 00:53:46,265
- Okay, drinks, girls?
- Aye.

770
00:53:46,348 --> 00:53:47,474
Excellent.

771
00:53:47,558 --> 00:53:51,770
Shite. Shite. Electric shite orchestra.
Shite.

772
00:53:51,854 --> 00:53:53,605
What do you use for ears?

773
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:58,068
- That your wedding?
- Yeah.

774
00:53:58,777 --> 00:54:01,238
- She's gorgeous.
- Ailish.

775
00:54:03,949 --> 00:54:05,367
Aye, she was that.

776
00:54:07,035 --> 00:54:10,289
Do you wanna see my wedding video?
Honestly, it's hilarious.

777
00:54:10,372 --> 00:54:13,250
Oh, not the fucking wedding video again.

778
00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:15,252
Where is it?
You haven't lent it to someone?

779
00:54:15,335 --> 00:54:18,630
He becomes fucking mental.
Don't encourage him, you.

780
00:54:19,465 --> 00:54:22,384
All right.
Make yourselves at home, ladies.

781
00:54:23,093 --> 00:54:26,930
I am gonna get changed into something
a little bit more comfortable.

782
00:54:29,057 --> 00:54:31,018
Not a dry crotch in the house.

783
00:54:32,394 --> 00:54:35,731
You can come and sit beside me here,
if you want, Bobby.

784
00:54:42,362 --> 00:54:45,616
Check this out.
Best man had a speech impediment.

785
00:54:46,408 --> 00:54:49,912
- It's brilliant.
- Fuck off.

786
00:54:52,790 --> 00:54:55,417
So how was going to lourdes?

787
00:54:56,210 --> 00:54:59,463
Like bingo for cripples.

788
00:55:00,464 --> 00:55:03,467
Everyone gagging to win the big prize.

789
00:55:06,345 --> 00:55:08,597
Did you feel the miracle when it happened?

790
00:55:09,389 --> 00:55:10,891
There wasn't any miracle.

791
00:55:12,476 --> 00:55:16,438
Besides, I knew I was in trouble
when I got a single room.

792
00:55:17,773 --> 00:55:19,483
You only get them if you're dying.

793
00:55:21,860 --> 00:55:24,363
There was a guy in the room
opposite me, though.

794
00:55:25,906 --> 00:55:27,366
He was dying.

795
00:55:28,700 --> 00:55:30,953
They said he'd probably
never wake up again.

796
00:55:33,622 --> 00:55:37,251
I used to watch him at night,
when it was just me and him.

797
00:55:39,127 --> 00:55:40,838
You must have been really scared.

798
00:55:44,383 --> 00:55:45,884
I was really lonely.

799
00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:15,371
You're not alone.

800
00:56:19,585 --> 00:56:21,128
I'll be like you soon.

801
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:42,733
I thought I was gonna die, remember.

802
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:48,947
So I pretended he was my boyfriend

803
00:56:49,031 --> 00:56:51,575
and that we were both going to be okay.

804
00:57:03,545 --> 00:57:05,255
Anyway, he died.

805
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:11,386
And may god forgive me,
but I got better from that moment on.

806
00:57:14,348 --> 00:57:15,974
Some fucking miracle, eh?

807
00:57:33,033 --> 00:57:34,993
I reckon it's kind of beautiful.

808
00:57:55,347 --> 00:57:56,932
Such a great close-up.

809
00:58:04,272 --> 00:58:06,525
Jesus, not a lone Piper.

810
00:58:20,914 --> 00:58:22,290
You all right, Bobby?

811
00:58:50,902 --> 00:58:52,362
Are you okay in there?

812
00:58:52,446 --> 00:58:54,406
I want ailish.

813
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:56,783
Have you got her number?

814
00:58:56,867 --> 00:58:58,285
That's not funny!

815
00:58:58,368 --> 00:58:59,536
Hey, what's going on?

816
00:58:59,619 --> 00:59:02,664
He's crying,
and he's locked himself in the toilet.

817
00:59:02,748 --> 00:59:04,750
Didn't think that would take long.

818
00:59:04,833 --> 00:59:06,626
Come on in here, girls.

819
00:59:13,759 --> 00:59:15,677
For fuck's sake.

820
00:59:16,595 --> 00:59:19,890
Hey, ky, chell,
come here and have a look at this.

821
00:59:19,973 --> 00:59:21,683
The three of you? Now we're talking.

822
00:59:21,767 --> 00:59:24,978
- What's that black stuff?
- Octopus ink.

823
00:59:25,062 --> 00:59:28,023
You rub it into your ox,
and it keeps you hard for hours.

824
00:59:28,106 --> 00:59:30,358
It's easier to get than Viagra.

825
00:59:30,442 --> 00:59:32,027
Fuck me.

826
00:59:32,110 --> 00:59:33,737
Mission accepted, darling.

827
00:59:34,780 --> 00:59:36,448
You got a license for that, mister?

828
00:59:36,531 --> 00:59:38,658
Aye, a license to grope...

829
00:59:42,829 --> 00:59:48,585
Oh, god! Oh, you... fucking...

830
01:00:00,305 --> 01:00:04,142
Oh, it's my fault, drinking like that.

831
01:00:04,768 --> 01:00:06,603
- I'm an asshole.
- It was fun, Kay.

832
01:00:08,522 --> 01:00:11,149
I'm stupid. I'm really stupid.

833
01:00:11,233 --> 01:00:14,402
No, you're not. You just drank too much.

834
01:00:18,115 --> 01:00:19,324
I'm pregnant.

835
01:00:21,201 --> 01:00:22,201
What?

836
01:00:23,161 --> 01:00:26,206
I'm pregnant by Dickie.

837
01:00:26,998 --> 01:00:28,917
The night I spent with him and catriona.

838
01:00:31,169 --> 01:00:33,004
Jesus, Kay.

839
01:00:35,298 --> 01:00:38,593
- What did your parents say?
- They don't know.

840
01:00:39,511 --> 01:00:41,346
You're the only one I've told.

841
01:00:42,180 --> 01:00:44,558
I went to see about
getting an abortion today,

842
01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:48,103
but it's just my parents
are such bloody catholics.

843
01:00:48,186 --> 01:00:50,730
I'm so expected to go to university.

844
01:00:50,814 --> 01:00:53,859
I mean, what can I do with a baby coming?
My life's a disaster.

845
01:00:53,942 --> 01:00:56,778
- It's a total fucking disaster.
- Kay.

846
01:00:59,322 --> 01:01:02,033
And I've been drinking and smoking today.

847
01:01:02,909 --> 01:01:04,619
God, what have I done?

848
01:01:05,954 --> 01:01:07,622
You've done nothing wrong.

849
01:01:08,623 --> 01:01:10,250
It's just bad luck.

850
01:01:13,253 --> 01:01:17,799
My dad's the doctor, but I'm just
another stupid wee pregnant Lassie.

851
01:01:19,801 --> 01:01:20,886
Come here.

852
01:01:29,436 --> 01:01:31,396
Are you okay in there?

853
01:01:31,479 --> 01:01:33,273
Your pal was in an accident.

854
01:01:33,940 --> 01:01:36,401
He's cutoff part of his toe.
He's going to the hospital.

855
01:01:36,484 --> 01:01:38,028
I want ailish.

856
01:01:38,111 --> 01:01:40,030
He wants ailish.

857
01:01:40,113 --> 01:01:42,532
Come out and shag these lassies.
They're gagging for it.

858
01:01:42,616 --> 01:01:44,534
Hey, watch your mouth, hopalong.

859
01:01:44,618 --> 01:01:45,619
Put your trousers on.

860
01:01:45,702 --> 01:01:47,370
I want ailish.

861
01:01:47,454 --> 01:01:51,499
Oh, fuck ailish. You sad bastard,
the house is full of beautiful Fanny.

862
01:01:51,583 --> 01:01:54,294
- Shut up. Shut it!
- They've got belly-button piercings.

863
01:01:54,377 --> 01:01:56,463
I'm bursting for a pee.

864
01:01:58,298 --> 01:02:00,675
Chell's needing to go to the toilet.

865
01:02:00,759 --> 01:02:03,178
- I'm not coming out until ailish...
- Oh, Christ.

866
01:02:03,261 --> 01:02:05,013
Oh, I'm gonna pee my pants.

867
01:02:05,096 --> 01:02:06,723
I want ailish.

868
01:02:10,352 --> 01:02:14,231
Don't suppose you fancy
coming in the front room with me.

869
01:02:15,315 --> 01:02:18,193
No, you're all right. We're fine here.

870
01:02:18,902 --> 01:02:23,823
Aye, good idea. Keep the action
bubbling here till I get back, huh?

871
01:02:27,202 --> 01:02:30,413
Oh, you wee catholic teasers.

872
01:02:34,167 --> 01:02:35,543
What a zoomer.

873
01:02:36,586 --> 01:02:38,463
Let's see if he's got any food.

874
01:02:39,464 --> 01:02:42,717
Oh, fuck, look at the time,
we better get moving.

875
01:02:42,801 --> 01:02:45,387
- I'm gonna pee myself.
- Use the sink.

876
01:02:45,470 --> 01:02:48,348
- What about the dishes?
- Not gonna wash them, are we?

877
01:02:48,431 --> 01:02:51,101
Okay, close the door,
I don't want Danny coming in.

878
01:03:04,322 --> 01:03:07,450
Hey, Danny. Come here quick.

879
01:03:07,534 --> 01:03:08,994
No, manda. Manda...

880
01:03:09,077 --> 01:03:12,247
Chell's got something
she wants to show you.

881
01:03:12,956 --> 01:03:16,626
- Manda, no. Manda...
- It rhymes with "stt'issy."

882
01:03:16,710 --> 01:03:18,253
Manda, no...

883
01:03:24,009 --> 01:03:26,761
Well, got you here, like I promised.

884
01:03:27,887 --> 01:03:31,266
So will you come up to fort William
and see me?

885
01:03:31,349 --> 01:03:33,018
- Sure.
- How about tonight?

886
01:03:34,019 --> 01:03:36,730
Oh, I'm... I'm working in the bar tonight.

887
01:03:36,813 --> 01:03:40,358
After you finish.
The mail train will get in at half4.

888
01:03:41,192 --> 01:03:43,069
I'll make it worth your while.

889
01:03:43,153 --> 01:03:48,950
Hard to say no to that.
But I don't think I can afford, it's...

890
01:03:49,034 --> 01:03:50,452
- Here.
- You know.

891
01:03:55,081 --> 01:03:58,043
I'm not desperate. I just want to see you.

892
01:04:03,548 --> 01:04:05,091
Maybe a bit desperate.

893
01:04:06,509 --> 01:04:08,553
How do you know
I won'tjust spend it on weed?

894
01:04:10,305 --> 01:04:13,433
I don't... I don't believe in miracles...

895
01:04:14,392 --> 01:04:17,020
But I don't believe in waiting neither.

896
01:04:19,189 --> 01:04:21,149
You're something else, do you know that?

897
01:04:36,456 --> 01:04:39,376
- Let's get out of here.
- Where's Danny?

898
01:04:41,211 --> 01:04:42,837
Where's our shopping bags?

899
01:04:49,177 --> 01:04:50,970
Oh, Jesus.

900
01:04:51,054 --> 01:04:54,224
Oh, no. He's knicked our fucking uniforms.

901
01:04:55,225 --> 01:04:57,602
- Fuck you!
- Here.

902
01:04:58,812 --> 01:04:59,812
Here.

903
01:05:00,522 --> 01:05:05,693
No. No! Stop that guy, he's a thief!

904
01:05:05,777 --> 01:05:08,238
Stop! He's a thief! He's a thief!

905
01:05:08,321 --> 01:05:09,739
You bastard!

906
01:05:11,324 --> 01:05:12,784
What the fuck are we gonna do?

907
01:05:18,832 --> 01:05:20,792
Hello. Again.

908
01:05:20,875 --> 01:05:23,753
- We'd like to report a theft.
- Of course, ladies.

909
01:05:24,838 --> 01:05:27,173
Now, were you the victims of a theft...

910
01:05:27,882 --> 01:05:30,260
Or is it something you've stolen?

911
01:05:31,719 --> 01:05:33,221
I thought you said he'd help.

912
01:05:33,304 --> 01:05:35,598
A man stole our school uniforms.

913
01:05:36,850 --> 01:05:38,601
- Who is the man?
- Danny.

914
01:05:38,685 --> 01:05:42,397
- And where did you meet Danny?
- At castleview sauna.

915
01:05:45,483 --> 01:05:48,903
Chell, that place is only for men.

916
01:05:48,987 --> 01:05:51,614
No way. I saw a few lassies in there.

917
01:05:52,323 --> 01:05:54,617
It's a brothel, you silly cows.

918
01:06:04,127 --> 01:06:06,171
So no one's seen anyone?

919
01:06:06,254 --> 01:06:08,590
Does anybody know where Kay Clark went?

920
01:06:10,592 --> 01:06:13,595
Our lady of perpetual succor, you're next.

921
01:06:15,346 --> 01:06:18,099
Right, quick. Into line.
Just get into a line.

922
01:06:18,892 --> 01:06:19,893
Hurry, hurry.

923
01:06:19,976 --> 01:06:22,479
Fuck, we're going to be so late.

924
01:06:31,112 --> 01:06:33,323
- Kylah, fucking hell!
- Come on!

925
01:06:44,667 --> 01:06:46,169
Hey, come on!

926
01:06:46,252 --> 01:06:48,755
We have to figure out our story again.

927
01:06:48,838 --> 01:06:51,049
One, two...

928
01:06:54,385 --> 01:06:56,054
Can I help...?

929
01:07:00,475 --> 01:07:01,976
Amanda tassy?

930
01:07:02,685 --> 01:07:05,438
I'm sorry, sister,
but our uniforms have been stolen.

931
01:07:08,816 --> 01:07:11,110
We weren't wearing them at the time.

932
01:07:12,570 --> 01:07:14,322
You have no uniforms?

933
01:07:14,405 --> 01:07:16,824
These are the only suitable things
we could find.

934
01:07:22,330 --> 01:07:23,540
Sorry we're late, sister.

935
01:07:23,623 --> 01:07:26,834
Kay and I got lost,
and she's not feeling well.

936
01:07:29,087 --> 01:07:31,214
Kylah, take off your clothes.

937
01:07:34,300 --> 01:07:37,554
You have the strongest voice.
Put on Kay's uniform. Now!

938
01:07:38,263 --> 01:07:39,847
Put them on!

939
01:07:39,931 --> 01:07:42,767
Sorry. Here...

940
01:07:42,850 --> 01:07:46,479
So speed, Bonnie boat

941
01:07:46,563 --> 01:07:51,067
like a bird on the wing

942
01:07:51,150 --> 01:07:58,157
over the sea to Skye

943
01:08:29,022 --> 01:08:34,569
We delight to give you a very
special interpretation by our ladies

944
01:08:34,652 --> 01:08:40,783
of a song by the popular American singer,
Mr. Bruce Springsteen.

945
01:08:55,298 --> 01:09:00,762
We said we 'd walk together

946
01:09:01,387 --> 01:09:05,350
come what may

947
01:09:06,934 --> 01:09:10,813
that come the twilight

948
01:09:10,897 --> 01:09:15,568
should we lose our way

949
01:09:16,861 --> 01:09:21,699
if as we 're walking

950
01:09:21,783 --> 01:09:26,496
a hand should slip free

951
01:09:26,579 --> 01:09:29,290
I 'i/ wait for you

952
01:09:30,375 --> 01:09:36,172
should I fall behind, wait for me

953
01:09:37,256 --> 01:09:41,844
now, everyone dreams of

954
01:09:41,928 --> 01:09:47,350
a love lasting and true

955
01:09:47,433 --> 01:09:52,563
but you and I know what this world can

956
01:10:00,530 --> 01:10:05,159
So let's make our steps clear

957
01:10:05,243 --> 01:10:09,372
so the other may see

958
01:10:09,455 --> 01:10:14,252
and I will wait for you

959
01:10:14,335 --> 01:10:20,967
should I fall behind, wait for me

960
01:11:02,842 --> 01:11:04,343
Do you think we'll get expelled?

961
01:11:04,969 --> 01:11:09,599
- What does it matter?
- Aye, I suppose.

962
01:11:17,523 --> 01:11:20,026
What time does the mail train come in?

963
01:11:20,735 --> 01:11:22,653
About half 4. Why?

964
01:11:22,737 --> 01:11:24,864
I've got a boy coming on it.

965
01:11:24,947 --> 01:11:26,449
What makes you sure he'll come?

966
01:11:28,409 --> 01:11:31,829
He'll come. I gave him money for his fare.

967
01:11:41,756 --> 01:11:43,633
At least the sailors are still here.

968
01:12:20,169 --> 01:12:23,047
Today was a tragedy.

969
01:12:24,090 --> 01:12:27,552
Your silly, lunatic behavior

970
01:12:27,635 --> 01:12:29,595
brought ruination on us all.

971
01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:33,015
The culprits are sadly familiar.

972
01:12:34,267 --> 01:12:36,018
But to find you, Kay...

973
01:12:36,727 --> 01:12:38,938
And worse, orla...

974
01:12:39,647 --> 01:12:42,400
Amongst the damned sorrows me most.

975
01:12:43,150 --> 01:12:46,362
Mother superior will be given
a full account tomorrow.

976
01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:49,073
And it will be costly this time.

977
01:12:50,199 --> 01:12:51,409
I assure you.

978
01:12:57,874 --> 01:12:59,667
Oh, shit.

979
01:13:02,253 --> 01:13:04,088
We're all expelled, I'm telling you.

980
01:13:04,171 --> 01:13:07,174
Well, you'll be all right, Kay.
With your dad and your university.

981
01:13:07,258 --> 01:13:09,093
My dad's gonna murder me.

982
01:13:09,176 --> 01:13:11,721
I wouldn't worry so much.
You'll all be fine.

983
01:13:12,638 --> 01:13:16,517
If I'm getting expelled tomorrow,
fuck if I'm going down easy for them.

984
01:13:18,561 --> 01:13:19,937
We should do an all-nighter.

985
01:13:21,397 --> 01:13:22,607
Hit the mantrap,

986
01:13:22,690 --> 01:13:26,235
find a few salty dogs to ravish,
ravish them all night,

987
01:13:26,319 --> 01:13:28,863
then head straight to school
with our heads held high going,

988
01:13:28,946 --> 01:13:31,741
"fucking eat this, condom."
How about it?

989
01:13:32,450 --> 01:13:34,160
- Right?
- Yeah, right.

990
01:13:34,869 --> 01:13:35,869
Kay?

991
01:13:36,704 --> 01:13:37,705
Okay, why not?

992
01:13:38,331 --> 01:13:40,958
Hold on. Go where?

993
01:13:41,042 --> 01:13:42,627
Mantrap shuts at 2.

994
01:13:43,419 --> 01:13:46,797
My parents are away till Tuesday.
Youse can stay at my place.

995
01:13:47,506 --> 01:13:48,341
Done deal, Kay.

996
01:13:48,424 --> 01:13:52,428
Aye. Now, let's find some sailors
and get spunking on the shag pile.

997
01:13:57,016 --> 01:13:58,809
Kay did us proud today, girls.

998
01:13:58,893 --> 01:14:00,561
Took on Mexico and tequilas.

999
01:14:00,645 --> 01:14:02,939
That's nothing.
Me and her ended up in a brothel.

1000
01:14:17,244 --> 01:14:18,245
Any sailors in there?

1001
01:14:18,329 --> 01:14:20,581
Aye, loads. Any ID, ladies?

1002
01:14:20,665 --> 01:14:21,958
Oh, we're all over 18.

1003
01:14:22,041 --> 01:14:23,292
Is there a problem?

1004
01:14:23,376 --> 01:14:25,419
- Would you move inside, please?
- They're with us.

1005
01:14:25,503 --> 01:14:26,503
How old are you?

1006
01:14:28,214 --> 01:14:30,841
She's a capricorn. I'm a Taurus.

1007
01:14:31,550 --> 01:14:34,553
What? Like a car?
She doesn't look 18 to me.

1008
01:14:38,891 --> 01:14:40,559
All right, Taurus, you look 18.

1009
01:14:40,643 --> 01:14:43,521
So you're in. And you.
But you and you can forget it.

1010
01:14:43,604 --> 01:14:44,897
We're all the same age.

1011
01:14:44,981 --> 01:14:47,316
Aye, try another night, capricorn.

1012
01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:48,943
Fuck you.

1013
01:14:49,026 --> 01:14:50,361
Always open to offers.

1014
01:14:51,070 --> 01:14:52,780
I'll ring you when I need a wanker.

1015
01:15:03,249 --> 01:15:04,667
Name of fuck.

1016
01:15:04,750 --> 01:15:06,627
Where's all the submariners?

1017
01:15:08,087 --> 01:15:09,213
- There's catriona.
- Where?

1018
01:15:10,256 --> 01:15:11,716
I'm gonna say hi.

1019
01:15:11,799 --> 01:15:13,009
There's her rich friends.

1020
01:15:18,431 --> 01:15:20,349
Hi, manda. How was Edinburgh?

1021
01:15:20,433 --> 01:15:21,851
We came in last.

1022
01:15:21,934 --> 01:15:25,730
Last? Fucking hell.
Condom will be happy, then.

1023
01:15:25,813 --> 01:15:27,064
Where's all the sailors?

1024
01:15:27,148 --> 01:15:30,109
You not hear?
One had a heart attack and died.

1025
01:15:30,192 --> 01:15:32,319
They were only here
to drop the body off ashore.

1026
01:15:32,403 --> 01:15:34,989
Should've brought it in here.
Might liven things up.

1027
01:15:37,283 --> 01:15:39,702
Never knew Kay
was hanging out with you lot.

1028
01:15:40,411 --> 01:15:41,411
She's not.

1029
01:15:42,872 --> 01:15:44,957
Jesus. Look at them.

1030
01:15:45,041 --> 01:15:47,209
Like a pair of lesbos or something.

1031
01:16:04,477 --> 01:16:05,811
Come on, then.

1032
01:16:13,027 --> 01:16:15,362
Right. In you go.

1033
01:16:22,620 --> 01:16:24,121
Where the fuck are all the sailors?

1034
01:16:25,122 --> 01:16:27,833
All tucked up in their spunky submarine.

1035
01:16:28,542 --> 01:16:30,377
- Let's get a drink, then.
- Aye.

1036
01:16:43,808 --> 01:16:45,267
What?

1037
01:16:46,644 --> 01:16:48,979
Catriona's not even gonna say hello to me.

1038
01:16:49,897 --> 01:16:52,191
Like she's worried
what people might think of her.

1039
01:16:52,983 --> 01:16:54,235
But, I mean, really?

1040
01:16:55,569 --> 01:16:56,737
In this place?

1041
01:17:01,367 --> 01:17:04,036
And it shouldn't be such a big deal
for you either, you know.

1042
01:17:05,412 --> 01:17:06,580
What you were saying today.

1043
01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:11,794
So you weren't that drunk, then?

1044
01:17:18,717 --> 01:17:20,553
Oh, fucking hell.

1045
01:17:20,636 --> 01:17:22,304
Oh, don't leave me alone with him.

1046
01:17:25,099 --> 01:17:26,225
Kylah.

1047
01:17:29,812 --> 01:17:31,063
So that's it?

1048
01:17:31,772 --> 01:17:33,607
Give me a break, Dickie. Thunder pop?

1049
01:17:34,900 --> 01:17:36,152
Aye, it's a combo.

1050
01:17:36,777 --> 01:17:38,404
Thunder's my guitar, right? And...

1051
01:17:39,029 --> 01:17:41,407
Pop's the softness of your voice.

1052
01:17:43,826 --> 01:17:46,412
I honestly don't know
where to begin with you.

1053
01:17:46,495 --> 01:17:49,748
Okay. We'll call it thunder puppy.

1054
01:17:50,666 --> 01:17:52,877
Fuck off, fucking thunder puppy.

1055
01:17:53,878 --> 01:17:55,588
Everybody loves a puppy.

1056
01:18:08,225 --> 01:18:10,227
You don't get knocked back much,
do you, Dickie?

1057
01:18:14,023 --> 01:18:15,774
I know what that feels like.

1058
01:18:16,692 --> 01:18:17,860
You'll get over it.

1059
01:18:22,865 --> 01:18:25,326
You've always been my favorite, orla.

1060
01:18:40,090 --> 01:18:41,884
Do you wanna go around the back for...?

1061
01:18:44,053 --> 01:18:45,053
You know.

1062
01:18:46,263 --> 01:18:48,641
Oh, Dickie.

1063
01:18:49,266 --> 01:18:50,809
If only you'd asked me sooner.

1064
01:18:51,644 --> 01:18:52,811
I'm promised.

1065
01:18:54,480 --> 01:18:55,731
Promised?

1066
01:18:56,815 --> 01:18:58,984
Two knock backs in one night, eh?

1067
01:18:59,860 --> 01:19:01,153
You're getting good at this.

1068
01:19:09,578 --> 01:19:11,372
Here we go. Slow set.

1069
01:19:18,545 --> 01:19:19,672
Come here.

1070
01:19:31,725 --> 01:19:33,102
Do you wanna dance?

1071
01:19:36,188 --> 01:19:37,606
Sure.

1072
01:20:46,425 --> 01:20:47,926
Yeah. Do you know what?

1073
01:20:48,010 --> 01:20:50,137
- It'd be great, you and your cello.
- Yeah?

1074
01:20:50,220 --> 01:20:52,556
And me just wailing away
like siouxsie and the banshees.

1075
01:20:52,639 --> 01:20:54,308
- But without the banshees.
- Hey.

1076
01:20:55,059 --> 01:20:58,187
- You're a right selfish cow, you.
- What?

1077
01:20:58,896 --> 01:21:01,273
I've got to come here
every Saturday as well, finnoula.

1078
01:21:02,107 --> 01:21:04,818
You can't go doing stuff like that.
Folk will think I'm a lesbo.

1079
01:21:05,861 --> 01:21:07,112
It doesn't matter.

1080
01:21:09,239 --> 01:21:11,325
I mean, what the fuck
did you do to her today?

1081
01:21:12,284 --> 01:21:15,579
She was looking for a flat,
she was sick, and I found her.

1082
01:21:15,662 --> 01:21:16,830
That's not true.

1083
01:21:18,123 --> 01:21:20,209
I was visiting an abortion clinic.

1084
01:21:20,959 --> 01:21:22,920
I'm nine weeks pregnant.

1085
01:21:24,588 --> 01:21:25,839
You're pregnant?

1086
01:21:28,467 --> 01:21:30,094
You're pregnant.

1087
01:21:30,803 --> 01:21:32,805
What difference should it make?

1088
01:21:34,598 --> 01:21:36,183
Who got you up the spout, then?

1089
01:21:36,892 --> 01:21:39,603
Ask your sister. She knows.

1090
01:21:43,273 --> 01:21:45,025
Anyway, I think I'll head home now.

1091
01:21:45,818 --> 01:21:47,694
- I'll walk her up the road.
- Finnoula.

1092
01:21:49,071 --> 01:21:50,489
What are you doing?

1093
01:21:51,990 --> 01:21:55,536
Please. I have to, manda.

1094
01:22:03,710 --> 01:22:05,879
I thought we were having an all-nighter.

1095
01:22:05,963 --> 01:22:07,506
Fucking right, we are.

1096
01:22:07,589 --> 01:22:10,592
All right, girls. Need a venue?

1097
01:22:44,251 --> 01:22:45,502
Is this your room?

1098
01:22:46,128 --> 01:22:48,088
It's bigger than my whole house.

1099
01:22:49,506 --> 01:22:51,717
Right. I need a shower.

1100
01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:54,094
There's red wine over there.
Help yourself.

1101
01:22:58,849 --> 01:23:00,976
Hey, do you want a shower?

1102
01:23:03,437 --> 01:23:07,900
Oh, no. I'll go without, if you don't...

1103
01:23:09,109 --> 01:23:13,489
Actually... no. No. No, it's okay.

1104
01:23:15,073 --> 01:23:16,366
Light some candles.

1105
01:23:24,875 --> 01:23:26,752
Make yourselves at home, girls.

1106
01:23:29,379 --> 01:23:31,423
Let me get the home brew out.

1107
01:23:33,842 --> 01:23:35,844
No need to undress straight away.

1108
01:23:35,928 --> 01:23:37,179
Charming.

1109
01:23:40,807 --> 01:23:43,227
Hey, I've been wondering.

1110
01:23:44,144 --> 01:23:45,687
You got piercings anywhere else?

1111
01:23:46,396 --> 01:23:48,023
Aye, well, wonder on.

1112
01:23:50,651 --> 01:23:53,028
Help yourself to my body as well, doll.

1113
01:23:55,280 --> 01:23:58,283
So my fucking sister's a lesbo,

1114
01:23:58,367 --> 01:24:01,286
and Dickie's got another
catholic Lassie pregnant.

1115
01:24:01,370 --> 01:24:04,206
He'll get a fucking citation
from the Vatican at this rate.

1116
01:24:08,043 --> 01:24:10,420
And how's your sex drive these days?

1117
01:24:11,380 --> 01:24:14,007
Sorry, I only fuck human beings.

1118
01:25:01,972 --> 01:25:05,392
I feel like Spencer Tracy
in bad day at black rock already.

1119
01:25:08,478 --> 01:25:10,022
So now where?

1120
01:25:10,856 --> 01:25:13,483
Was thinking we could walk out
to this old fallen-down castle.

1121
01:25:18,864 --> 01:25:21,617
Oh, what a view.

1122
01:25:22,659 --> 01:25:24,620
- Is that a submarine?
- Aye.

1123
01:25:25,329 --> 01:25:28,081
The girls thought there'd be sailors
in town tonight.

1124
01:25:29,875 --> 01:25:31,460
Oh, I didn't care.

1125
01:25:33,587 --> 01:25:35,672
I know you fancied my mate, Kylah.

1126
01:25:36,715 --> 01:25:38,008
I saw you looking at her.

1127
01:25:39,426 --> 01:25:42,387
- Aye, well, she's very attractive.
- Aye.

1128
01:25:44,056 --> 01:25:45,849
But I'm what you want, though.

1129
01:25:47,392 --> 01:25:48,560
Know why?

1130
01:25:52,314 --> 01:25:55,108
'Cause you'll have
an interesting time with me.

1131
01:26:04,242 --> 01:26:06,870
Oh, I've been here so many times.

1132
01:26:08,205 --> 01:26:09,456
Always alone.

1133
01:26:12,376 --> 01:26:13,376
Right.

1134
01:26:14,211 --> 01:26:15,712
I think you should screw me.

1135
01:26:16,338 --> 01:26:19,132
Screw me silly. You up for that?

1136
01:26:20,884 --> 01:26:23,220
Yeah. Yeah, I think so.

1137
01:26:24,846 --> 01:26:28,517
Good. I want you to tie me up to a tree,

1138
01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:30,185
by my wrists and ankles.

1139
01:26:30,268 --> 01:26:32,729
I'll face the trunk
while you do me from behind.

1140
01:26:32,813 --> 01:26:37,275
Now, while I'm climaxing, I want you
to whip me on the back with this rosary.

1141
01:26:37,901 --> 01:26:40,153
Not the crucifix end, mind.

1142
01:26:44,324 --> 01:26:45,575
Right.

1143
01:26:49,413 --> 01:26:51,998
- Do you mind if I have a wee smoke?
- Whatever.

1144
01:26:52,082 --> 01:26:54,835
- Sounds like I'm gonna need it.
- Aye.

1145
01:26:54,918 --> 01:26:58,338
But don't get too out of it.
You have to perform.

1146
01:27:02,050 --> 01:27:03,050
Oh, fuck.

1147
01:27:03,802 --> 01:27:06,972
Here. Where's your fucking ashtrays?

1148
01:27:07,055 --> 01:27:09,975
Just put it on the floor.
I'll never notice.

1149
01:27:25,991 --> 01:27:27,409
Is that your bedroom?

1150
01:27:39,880 --> 01:27:42,007
Right. Bedtime.

1151
01:27:49,139 --> 01:27:50,724
Are you coming in, girls?

1152
01:27:50,807 --> 01:27:53,602
With him? Are you mental?

1153
01:27:54,978 --> 01:27:56,438
How about it, Kylah?

1154
01:27:57,314 --> 01:27:59,149
You're pissed, manda.

1155
01:27:59,232 --> 01:28:03,111
Come on. Anybody can be a fucking lesbian.

1156
01:28:03,195 --> 01:28:04,488
Don't worry, doll.

1157
01:28:04,571 --> 01:28:08,074
Once they hear your sexy moans,
they'll be breaking the door down.

1158
01:28:12,120 --> 01:28:13,789
The fucking state of her.

1159
01:28:14,414 --> 01:28:16,583
We'd have been safer off
with Kay and finnoula.

1160
01:28:32,474 --> 01:28:35,977
- Nice cello.
- Thanks.

1161
01:28:39,022 --> 01:28:40,857
I wrap my legs around it...

1162
01:28:42,818 --> 01:28:44,653
And play with no clothes on.

1163
01:28:48,615 --> 01:28:50,992
The vibrations go right up.

1164
01:28:54,996 --> 01:28:55,997
Oh you go, then.

1165
01:29:47,841 --> 01:29:50,719
Ae fond kiss

1166
01:29:50,802 --> 01:29:54,222
and then we sever

1167
01:29:55,348 --> 01:29:58,059
ae farewee/

1168
01:29:58,935 --> 01:30:02,355
alas, for ever!

1169
01:30:02,939 --> 01:30:08,194
Deep in heart-wrung tears

1170
01:30:08,278 --> 01:30:09,905
I 'i/ pledge thee

1171
01:30:10,488 --> 01:30:15,452
warring sighs and groans

1172
01:30:15,535 --> 01:30:19,039
I'll wage thee!

1173
01:30:22,125 --> 01:30:25,170
Fare thee weel

1174
01:30:25,253 --> 01:30:29,382
thou first and fairest!

1175
01:30:29,466 --> 01:30:32,510
Fare thee weel

1176
01:30:32,594 --> 01:30:36,640
thou best and dearest!

1177
01:30:37,182 --> 01:30:41,353
Thine be I/ka joy

1178
01:30:42,187 --> 01:30:44,564
and treasure

1179
01:30:44,648 --> 01:30:48,818
peace, enjoyment, love

1180
01:30:48,902 --> 01:30:49,819
ready?

1181
01:30:49,903 --> 01:30:53,740
And pleasure!

1182
01:30:55,992 --> 01:31:01,122
Had we never loved

1183
01:31:01,206 --> 01:31:02,958
sae kindly

1184
01:31:03,708 --> 01:31:08,797
had we never loved

1185
01:31:08,880 --> 01:31:11,132
sae blindly

1186
01:31:11,216 --> 01:31:14,302
never met

1187
01:31:14,386 --> 01:31:18,765
or never parted

1188
01:31:18,848 --> 01:31:21,810
we had ne'er

1189
01:31:21,893 --> 01:31:27,524
been broken-hearted

1190
01:31:30,276 --> 01:31:33,196
ae fond kiss

1191
01:31:33,279 --> 01:31:37,200
and then we sever

1192
01:31:37,784 --> 01:31:40,829
ae farewee/

1193
01:31:40,912 --> 01:31:45,333
alas, for ever!

1194
01:31:45,417 --> 01:31:49,838
Deep in heart-wrung tears

1195
01:31:52,966 --> 01:31:57,846
warring sighs and groans

1196
01:31:57,929 --> 01:32:03,059
I'll wage thee

1197
01:32:09,399 --> 01:32:11,860
Chell! Fucking hell. Chell!

1198
01:32:11,943 --> 01:32:13,653
Fucking sparklers.

1199
01:32:13,737 --> 01:32:15,405
- —Put it out.
- Get the window.

1200
01:32:17,490 --> 01:32:19,951
Be careful, be careful, be careful.

1201
01:33:28,394 --> 01:33:29,394
Hey.

1202
01:33:32,982 --> 01:33:33,982
Well?

1203
01:33:35,819 --> 01:33:38,780
- I did it.
- Yes.

1204
01:33:40,198 --> 01:33:42,242
There was nothing to it, really.

1205
01:33:42,325 --> 01:33:43,827
I'm not sore or anything.

1206
01:33:45,453 --> 01:33:47,163
I think I saw stars when I came.

1207
01:33:50,375 --> 01:33:51,376
Did you do it?

1208
01:33:58,216 --> 01:33:59,467
What was it like?

1209
01:34:00,885 --> 01:34:02,554
Well, it's like you'd think.

1210
01:34:02,637 --> 01:34:06,683
- I know where to touch and that.
- Fuck.

1211
01:34:06,766 --> 01:34:08,977
- Whole new world, eh?
- Aye.

1212
01:34:14,274 --> 01:34:16,234
My sickness has come back, finnoula.

1213
01:34:20,029 --> 01:34:23,825
I can tell. No need for tests and that.

1214
01:34:25,410 --> 01:34:27,662
Anyway, I'm not having that chemo again.

1215
01:34:29,289 --> 01:34:30,415
Orla.

1216
01:34:32,834 --> 01:34:35,086
It's my mom I feel sorry for.

1217
01:34:36,337 --> 01:34:39,299
She thought I was saved before,
now she's not gonna have me.

1218
01:34:40,717 --> 01:34:43,928
Don't say that. Orla, that's scary.

1219
01:34:46,306 --> 01:34:48,391
Gets me out of saving for Greece, eh?

1220
01:34:58,193 --> 01:35:01,362
Don't say anything to chell.
She'll go to pieces.

1221
01:35:02,071 --> 01:35:03,573
I'm in pieces.

1222
01:35:04,282 --> 01:35:08,161
Aye, but you're like me. You cope.

1223
01:35:11,998 --> 01:35:13,625
Wait till you hear.

1224
01:35:14,375 --> 01:35:16,753
I copped off with the bouncer last night.

1225
01:35:16,836 --> 01:35:18,171
Oh, the sheep shagger?

1226
01:35:19,130 --> 01:35:21,466
And I regret it, as you would.

1227
01:35:21,549 --> 01:35:23,927
But, seriously, I was totally out of it.

1228
01:35:24,010 --> 01:35:25,970
No condom. Wrong time of month.

1229
01:35:26,054 --> 01:35:27,388
She thinks she's up the spout.

1230
01:35:27,472 --> 01:35:28,848
Who cares?

1231
01:35:28,932 --> 01:35:30,642
Not gonna be the last one pregnant here.

1232
01:35:30,725 --> 01:35:31,725
You're still drunk.

1233
01:35:31,768 --> 01:35:34,187
At least we'll have no problem
getting into the mantrap.

1234
01:35:34,270 --> 01:35:35,438
Exactly.

1235
01:35:35,521 --> 01:35:37,607
He can bounce the baby
while he's bouncing,

1236
01:35:37,690 --> 01:35:40,610
and I'm inside copping off with sailors.

1237
01:35:45,657 --> 01:35:46,657
You all right?

1238
01:35:47,116 --> 01:35:49,035
Yeah. I'm all right.

1239
01:35:49,994 --> 01:35:51,037
Come here, then.

1240
01:35:55,250 --> 01:35:56,876
No wandering hands, girl.

1241
01:35:56,960 --> 01:35:59,379
I'm a potentially pregnant heterosexual.

1242
01:36:00,338 --> 01:36:02,423
Guys, it looks like
it's gonna be a nice day.

1243
01:36:02,799 --> 01:36:05,593
We should go for a paddle on the river.

1244
01:36:06,219 --> 01:36:07,845
What about school?

1245
01:36:09,013 --> 01:36:10,890
- Fuck school.
- Fuck school.

1246
01:36:10,974 --> 01:36:12,517
I'm starving. Gotta eat something.

1247
01:36:12,600 --> 01:36:13,935
Aye, I need some food too.

1248
01:36:14,018 --> 01:36:15,728
Gotta drink something, but I'm skint.

1249
01:36:15,812 --> 01:36:18,690
Oh, here, manda, I'll lend you.

1250
01:36:18,773 --> 01:36:21,192
Oh, I'll pay you back, I swear it.

1251
01:36:21,276 --> 01:36:22,276
Okay.

1252
01:36:24,696 --> 01:36:27,156
You're probably out of cigarettes too,
eh, finnoula?

1253
01:36:32,245 --> 01:36:34,247
Pay me back in Greece.

1254
01:36:45,049 --> 01:36:46,217
What a day.

1255
01:36:47,176 --> 01:36:49,762
It's not often you get
what you pray for, is it?