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Jackie, I feel so bad about
my blunder this morning.

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You shouldn't feel bad.

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Thank you.

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You should feel terrible.

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I'm sorry. It's just my brain is mush

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without my first cup of coffee.

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Hmm. I can attest to that.

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One morning, he kissed me
and asked Elizabeth

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to lay out his tennis outfit.

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What did you do?

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Oh, well, I was groggy,

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a-and I forgot that Sammy didn't know

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that his grandfather is in prison.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, yes.

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But before Javier could spill the beans,

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I threw a fork in the garbage disposal

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so the sound would drown him out.

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Quick thinking.

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That's what you did
when I almost told Dad

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you were on birth control.

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I'm just glad Sammy didn't catch on.

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Pass me the Channellock pliers.

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Sure. The-the Channel...

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lock...

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pliers. Here it comes.

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I am so sorry about my misstep.

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But why not just tell Sammy the truth?

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Because our father
is a con man and a crook,

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and we're embarrassed by him.

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No. Because I am Sammy's mother,
and it's my job to protect him.

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From finding out that his grandpa

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is a con man and a crook.

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You don't think Sammy can handle it?

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He's only ten.

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So I do what every good mother does:

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lie and lie and lie

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to protect the feelings
of the people that you love.

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Hmm, that's great advice.

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You know, that's what Dad did,
and he turned out okay.

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Oh, wait, he's in prison.

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Got it.

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Fixed.

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Ah.

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Great. I just can't believe

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you will break your garbage disposal

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just so Sammy wouldn't hear

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that his grandfather is in prison.

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Sammy! There he is.

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- Sammy!
- Nothing. I was just doing nothing.

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- What's up, Sammy?
- Morning, kid.

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Lizzie, this is the last
time I'm gonna ask.

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Dad knows you're home, and it would mean

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a lot to him if you would come visit.

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In that case,

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I'm definitely not going.

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Why can't you cut him some slack?

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I'm just shielding myself
so Dad can't hurt me anymore.

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Yet another thing Meghan Markle
and I have in common.

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Dad's not perfect, but after Mom died,

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he kept a roof over our heads.

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By lying and constantly running scams.

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He did all those things
to give us a better life.

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Deep down, he's a good guy
whose only crime...

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Besides the three he was convicted of.

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...is caring too much.

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Say what you want about Dad,

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but he always put our happiness first.

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That's what I told myself, too.

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Then he skipped my wedding.

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What was he supposed to do? He was sick.

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Take a pill and put on a suit.

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If he even was sick, which I doubt.

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He promised he was going to show up,

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and when he didn't,
I just decided that's it.

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- But, Lizzie...
- Jackie, please.

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You must respect my wife's position.

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She has her reasons
for not visiting her father.

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Thank you, Javi.

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I will visit your father instead.

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What? No!

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We've discussed this before, my love.

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I feel terrible because I
have never even met him.

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It's long overdue.

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But you promised
you'd teach me to drive today.

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Yes, I did.

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It's true. But Luis will
be happy to teach you.

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- Javi? Sidebar?
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.

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Please don't make me drive with her.

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I will give you Monday off.

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If I get in that car,
I won't make it to Monday.

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He said yes! I'm visiting your father!

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I really don't want you to do that.

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Mi amor, I've always
regretted not performing

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the ritual of la pedida de mano.

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Oh, darling, I don't need you
to do la pedida de mano.

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But I want to perform la pedida de mano.

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Okay, stop saying those words
or tell me what they mean.

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Luis, Luis, give a brief explanation

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of la pedida de mano.

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La pedida de mano is

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the time-honored tradition
of asking the father

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for his daughter's hand in marriage.

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It involves many fruits
and cheeses presented

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on a finely woven tablecloth.

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There are blessings, speeches and songs

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all culminating in the promise
to love, honor and cherish

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his future bride into eternity.

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That was the brief explanation?

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Oh, yes. I didn't mention
the lasso, the 13 coins,

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the carriage ride
through the town square.

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And yet, you just did.

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Maybe not asking
for your father's permission

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is the reason why he didn't
show up to our wedding.

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And there's the matter of
an elderly spiritual friend

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of the family, La Bruja Teresa,

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who mentioned that our marriage

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could be cursed because
la pedida was never performed.

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Oh, Javi, please, don't be so silly.

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Oh, please, my love, I don't believe it.

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I pride myself on not being
superstitious at all.

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Would you like me to light a candle?

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Yes, please. Quickly.

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But some people who are superstitious

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think that it's possible

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that the curse is the reason

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why mi papá cut off my money
and we lost our fortune.

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Your papá said it was because
of your reckless spending.

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The point is, nobody knows for sure.

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- Do you know what would be awesome?
- Hmm?

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You not tapping.

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Oh, I'm sorry, I'm a bit nervous.

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I've never been to prison.
I've been to escape rooms.

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But I have never escaped without Luis.

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Hey, if asking my dad's
permission was so important,

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why didn't you do it
before you got engaged?

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Well, I should have. But I was
so in love with Elizabeth,

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I just got carried away and proposed.

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Next thing you know,
word spread everywhere,

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thanks to our publicists.

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It was an unforgivable
mistake on my part.

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Well, if it makes you feel any better,

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Barry never asked my dad's permission.

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We eloped in Vegas

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and went to an all-you-can-eat
shrimp buffet,

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spent the next three days
rolling around in bed.

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- Ah, romantic.
- Mm...

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Not that kind of rolling around.

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We had food poisoning.

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Sounds like maybe
your marriage was cursed, too.

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That would explain a lot.

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Stop sign. Stop sign.

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Stop sign.

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How come you never learned to drive?

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Oh, well, one day, my dad
took me to practice for my...

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Please look at the road and not at me.

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One day, my dad took me to practice

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for my learner's permit.

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Out of the blue, a car
hit us from behind.

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Literally just a tap.

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But my dad wanted me
to act like I had whiplash

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so he could make some easy money.

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I said no, we got into a big fight,

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and that was the end
of the driving lessons.

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You know, I never fought with my father.

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Which is surprising,
because we're so different.

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Really? Luis, I know your father.

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You seem very similar.

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No, not at all.

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He's so closed off and formal.

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Always having to have his ties
and hair just so.

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So, do you miss him?

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I do.

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But everything between us
changed when I came out.

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I've thought about calling him
a million times.

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But I did nothing wrong.
He should call me.

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You know, Luis, something I've...

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Something I've learned over the years,

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or maybe I just heard my yogi say it

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as we were having aperitifs
on a rickshaw:

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"Do you want to be right,
or do you want to be happy?"

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Perhaps I could say the same
to you about your father.

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And perhaps I could drive us
onto the freeway.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Hello?

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Hello?

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Hello?

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It's the button with the picture
of a phone on it.

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Hello?

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Hello.

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Is this Elizabeth Dixon-Flores?

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Unless this is the Mexican
tax authority, yes, it is.

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This is Principal Reagan
from Sammy's school.

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Sammy isn't feeling well
and needs to be picked up.

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We tried his mother,
but she couldn't be reached.

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Oh. That's because she doesn't
get cell reception in prison.

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What? She's in...

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Uh, we'll be there right away.

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Hey, Dad. Hey.

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How you feeling?

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Eh, I'm pretty good, considering I have

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the vitamin D levels of a root vegetable.

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But that's what happens when you
never get to see the sun. Ha.

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That's what happens when you cash checks

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with someone else's name on them.

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So, no Lizzie again, huh?

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She couldn't make it.

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Ah, let me guess. She's still pissed

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and she doesn't want to visit, right?

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Something like that.

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Who's the haircut with the picnic basket?

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Oh, you'll see.

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He's about to do a whole thing.
Just go with it.

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Mr. Dixon.

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I'm Javier, Elizabeth's husband.

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I'm so glad to finally meet you.

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Mr. Dixon was my father.

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Just call me Inmate 11726.

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That's a classic prison "dad joke."

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It's so funny.

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Sir, now I present to you
la pedida de mano.

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Traditionally,

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I would lay out a handwoven table cloth

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and cover it with artisanal cheeses,

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exotic fruits and rare crystals.

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But as that's not allowed in here,

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please accept my tiny paper napkins

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and pictures of fruits
and cheeses as a symbol

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of my devotion to your daughter.

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Okay. I-I accept them.

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Oh, thank you.

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Now, well...

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The reason we are all here...
well, not you, Mr. Dixon...

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it's because I never asked,

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and I should have.

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So, may I please have
the blessing to marry...

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s-slash remain married to your daughter?

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You went to a lot of trouble
to come here and ask me that.

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I did.

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And the answer is... no.

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Thank you. Wait, what?

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Come on, Dad, stop goofing around.

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I'm not.

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But why?

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Because you were loaded,

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and then you lost all your money.

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I just don't think
you're the right person

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to take care of Lizzie.

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Dad, you're wrong.

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I know he looks softer than some
of the cheeses in these photos,

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but he's a good man.

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So what?

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Well, this isn't just for me.

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Elizabeth is mad at you
for not coming to our wedding.

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Maybe your blessing could be
the first step

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to repairing your relationship.

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You hear that?

259
00:10:21,081 --> 00:10:23,515
Everything he does is
to take care of Lizzie.

260
00:10:23,944 --> 00:10:26,234
Dad, he makes her happy.

261
00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:27,524
I don't care.

262
00:10:28,115 --> 00:10:29,279
Wow.

263
00:10:29,304 --> 00:10:31,070
No wonder Lizzie doesn't come visit you.

264
00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:33,565
Javi, get your fruit pics. We're leaving.

265
00:10:44,098 --> 00:10:45,731
Sammy, sweetie,

266
00:10:45,756 --> 00:10:48,556
you're really going to town
on those Hot Cheetos.

267
00:10:48,669 --> 00:10:50,202
Is your stomachache gone?

268
00:10:50,271 --> 00:10:51,403
Almost.

269
00:10:51,472 --> 00:10:53,872
Maybe another Mountain Dew?

270
00:10:53,941 --> 00:10:56,108
Look, Sammy, I know what you're doing.

271
00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:58,110
I used to fake stomachaches all the time

272
00:10:58,135 --> 00:11:00,054
to get out of stuff when I was a kid.

273
00:11:00,079 --> 00:11:01,493
Even as an adult.

274
00:11:01,552 --> 00:11:03,897
That's how she got out
of Thanksgiving at Mar-a-Iago.

275
00:11:05,753 --> 00:11:07,920
Did something happen at school?

276
00:11:07,988 --> 00:11:10,355
Ooh. Maybe your teacher
was wearing an outfit

277
00:11:10,424 --> 00:11:13,406
ten years too young for her, and
it made you a little nauseous?

278
00:11:14,324 --> 00:11:17,095
Come on, tell me.

279
00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:18,553
Something happened today.

280
00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:20,144
There's this kid at school... Nico...

281
00:11:20,169 --> 00:11:21,664
I hate him already!

282
00:11:22,803 --> 00:11:25,337
Sorry. I have a sense
where this is going.

283
00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,219
Nico's a jerk to everyone.

284
00:11:28,244 --> 00:11:29,477
Someone finally told on him,

285
00:11:29,502 --> 00:11:31,336
and for some reason, he thinks it was me.

286
00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:35,113
Is that because... it was you?

287
00:11:35,182 --> 00:11:36,429
Yeah.

288
00:11:37,818 --> 00:11:39,918
He said he was gonna get even
with me after school.

289
00:11:39,943 --> 00:11:41,609
Hence the stomachache?

290
00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:44,201
Please don't tell my mom.
She'd just worry.

291
00:11:44,226 --> 00:11:46,360
I won't. But I am gonna teach you

292
00:11:46,385 --> 00:11:49,453
- how to deal with this Nico jerk.
- I don't want to fight him.

293
00:11:49,478 --> 00:11:52,545
Oh, honey, fighting is always
the last resort you go to.

294
00:11:52,570 --> 00:11:55,271
Like a Sandals Resort in the Bahamas.

295
00:11:57,358 --> 00:11:59,325
The most important thing is,

296
00:11:59,350 --> 00:12:00,983
never let him see that you're scared.

297
00:12:01,261 --> 00:12:03,328
But what if he corners me
and wants to fight?

298
00:12:03,444 --> 00:12:06,745
Well, then and only then,
you might have to fight him.

299
00:12:06,881 --> 00:12:07,933
I'll show you.

300
00:12:07,958 --> 00:12:09,671
Luis, I need your help.

301
00:12:10,424 --> 00:12:12,958
I want you to approach Sammy
like a bully.

302
00:12:13,550 --> 00:12:16,455
Hey, kid, you wear glasses,

303
00:12:16,524 --> 00:12:18,991
like 64% of the population.

304
00:12:20,313 --> 00:12:22,413
Them's fightin' words!

305
00:12:22,438 --> 00:12:25,305
Now, Sammy, use your size to get in close

306
00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:27,163
so the bully doesn't
have the reach advantage.

307
00:12:27,188 --> 00:12:31,123
Now, punch up to the
soft part of the belly,

308
00:12:31,405 --> 00:12:32,638
following through with your whole body.

309
00:12:32,663 --> 00:12:34,230
And then get out of the way

310
00:12:34,255 --> 00:12:36,923
before he throws up the lunches he stole.

311
00:12:39,079 --> 00:12:40,546
Ooh!

312
00:12:40,614 --> 00:12:41,953
I am undone.

313
00:12:42,950 --> 00:12:44,816
Bravo!

314
00:12:44,885 --> 00:12:47,292
Thanks, Auntie Lizzie. I'm
gonna go upstairs and practice.

315
00:12:50,691 --> 00:12:53,458
So, where did you learn all that?

316
00:12:55,429 --> 00:12:58,363
Actually... my dad.

317
00:12:58,699 --> 00:13:00,299
He always wanted to make sure

318
00:13:00,324 --> 00:13:01,890
I knew how to protect myself.

319
00:13:02,035 --> 00:13:04,736
My father taught me to fish,
and when we got home,

320
00:13:04,761 --> 00:13:06,927
he always let me carry in
the biggest one.

321
00:13:07,274 --> 00:13:09,814
Hmm. My dad did that
with the grocery bags.

322
00:13:10,711 --> 00:13:13,612
But I think he knew
it made me feel grown-up.

323
00:13:13,681 --> 00:13:15,528
My father spoiled me.

324
00:13:15,589 --> 00:13:17,622
He bought me my first three-piece suit.

325
00:13:17,647 --> 00:13:20,575
Ooh. I was the best-dressed kid
at preschool.

326
00:13:22,195 --> 00:13:23,828
It couldn't have been easy for my dad

327
00:13:23,853 --> 00:13:25,586
to raise two girls by himself.

328
00:13:25,611 --> 00:13:27,178
Wait. What the hell are we doing?!

329
00:13:27,203 --> 00:13:29,003
- Are we talking nice about our fathers?
- Ugh.

330
00:13:29,028 --> 00:13:30,027
The wine's making us soft.

331
00:13:30,052 --> 00:13:31,484
I am not ready to let him off the hook.

332
00:13:31,509 --> 00:13:33,075
Well, I am not ready to stop drinking,

333
00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:34,366
so let's just power through this.

334
00:13:39,424 --> 00:13:42,258
- We're home.
- So, how was jail?

335
00:13:42,931 --> 00:13:44,694
Well, I performed a beautiful la pedida

336
00:13:44,763 --> 00:13:47,063
for your father, but he said no.

337
00:13:47,629 --> 00:13:48,761
What?

338
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,867
He spurned my fruits.

339
00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:52,724
Are you serious?

340
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,082
He said I was irresponsible

341
00:13:54,107 --> 00:13:56,140
and not the right person
to take care of you.

342
00:13:56,694 --> 00:13:58,920
Thank God he didn't see
that I lost Jackie's keys

343
00:13:58,989 --> 00:14:00,615
in the prison parking lot.

344
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,458
He doesn't know you, but I do wish

345
00:14:03,483 --> 00:14:05,722
you would have heard me
when I asked you not to go.

346
00:14:05,829 --> 00:14:07,262
I should have listened to you, my love,

347
00:14:07,287 --> 00:14:08,587
but I really thought I could help

348
00:14:08,612 --> 00:14:09,674
fix your relationship with him.

349
00:14:09,699 --> 00:14:10,932
I appreciate you trying,

350
00:14:11,001 --> 00:14:12,400
but that's between me and my dad,

351
00:14:12,469 --> 00:14:14,536
and we're gonna have
to work that out ourselves.

352
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,879
- I'm sorry. I'll never do it again.
- Thank you.

353
00:14:16,904 --> 00:14:18,136
I love you, mi reina.

354
00:14:20,635 --> 00:14:22,477
Wow.

355
00:14:22,502 --> 00:14:25,069
You guys really do work
through things emotionally.

356
00:14:25,182 --> 00:14:26,981
It's freakish.

357
00:14:27,050 --> 00:14:29,884
What's freakish is the way you
defended me to your father.

358
00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:33,454
I'm kidding. It was beautiful.

359
00:14:33,523 --> 00:14:35,557
You should have seen her, Elizabeth.

360
00:14:35,582 --> 00:14:38,216
She protected me like a
mama bear protects her cubs.

361
00:14:38,241 --> 00:14:40,446
Isn't that right, Mama Bear?

362
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:43,798
Sure.

363
00:14:43,867 --> 00:14:45,567
Wait.

364
00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,302
You turned on Dad?

365
00:14:47,829 --> 00:14:50,238
Well, Lizzie, I spent my entire life

366
00:14:50,263 --> 00:14:52,596
giving Dad the benefit of the doubt.

367
00:14:52,709 --> 00:14:54,475
But now I'm beginning to think that you

368
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:58,202
and multiple juries were right.

369
00:15:00,016 --> 00:15:02,817
It's funny. Earlier tonight,
there were a few moments

370
00:15:02,842 --> 00:15:05,976
where I remembered that life
with Dad wasn't always awful.

371
00:15:06,089 --> 00:15:09,090
But after what he did to Javi,
I'm over it.

372
00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:10,592
I'm going down to that prison tomorrow

373
00:15:10,617 --> 00:15:12,217
to give Dad a piece of my mind.

374
00:15:12,603 --> 00:15:14,596
Grandpa's in prison?

375
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,667
Why is Grandpa in prison?

376
00:15:19,736 --> 00:15:22,136
Well, he wrote some phony checks,

377
00:15:22,161 --> 00:15:25,796
and he sold some land
he didn't technically own.

378
00:15:25,909 --> 00:15:28,443
So... is he a bad guy?

379
00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:32,447
I don't think so, but he made
a lot of bad choices.

380
00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:34,616
I'm sorry. I should have told you.

381
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:36,002
It's okay, Mom.

382
00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:40,631
There's something maybe I should
probably tell you, too.

383
00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:44,559
You know, your Aunt Lizzie
and Tío Javi...

384
00:15:44,628 --> 00:15:46,628
they're super honest with each other.

385
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,196
They talk about everything.

386
00:15:48,598 --> 00:15:49,898
You want to maybe try that?

387
00:15:49,966 --> 00:15:52,333
- Yeah.
- Go for it.

388
00:15:52,402 --> 00:15:54,135
I lied and said I had a
stomachache because there was

389
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:55,870
a kid at school who wanted to fight me.

390
00:15:55,939 --> 00:15:58,373
But I'm not scared anymore
because Aunt Lizzie taught me

391
00:15:58,441 --> 00:16:00,141
how a guy my size can fight anyone.

392
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:03,311
Just get in close and punch him
straight up the stomach!

393
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:04,947
That was her move.

394
00:16:05,990 --> 00:16:08,316
I'm gonna need you
to start from the beginning.

395
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:09,918
There's this kid named Nico.

396
00:16:09,943 --> 00:16:11,596
I hate him already.

397
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,226
Papá...

398
00:16:18,572 --> 00:16:20,572
_

399
00:16:21,172 --> 00:16:23,174
_

400
00:16:24,008 --> 00:16:28,888
_

401
00:16:29,847 --> 00:16:32,433
_

402
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:35,603
_

403
00:16:40,191 --> 00:16:41,416
Papá...

404
00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:43,567
_

405
00:16:44,445 --> 00:16:47,657
_

406
00:16:50,368 --> 00:16:51,960
Papá...

407
00:16:52,453 --> 00:16:54,453
_

408
00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,376
_

409
00:16:59,544 --> 00:17:01,087
_

410
00:17:04,882 --> 00:17:06,882
_

411
00:17:07,176 --> 00:17:08,553
_

412
00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:13,891
_

413
00:17:18,827 --> 00:17:21,294
How dare you disrespect
my husband and his fruits.

414
00:17:21,363 --> 00:17:23,463
There's my little spitfire.

415
00:17:23,532 --> 00:17:24,964
You look amazing.

416
00:17:25,033 --> 00:17:27,267
Don't distract me with what's obvious.

417
00:17:28,971 --> 00:17:31,485
Javier is the sweetest,
kindest man in the world.

418
00:17:31,539 --> 00:17:33,607
And for you to say
he's not good enough for me...

419
00:17:33,676 --> 00:17:35,309
If anything, he is too good for her.

420
00:17:35,378 --> 00:17:36,706
Keep going. You're doing great.

421
00:17:38,359 --> 00:17:39,747
For you to turn him down is not

422
00:17:39,815 --> 00:17:43,384
just an insult to him,
but an insult to me as well.

423
00:17:43,452 --> 00:17:44,952
Why the hell are you smiling?

424
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,087
This is all part of my plan.

425
00:17:47,156 --> 00:17:49,223
I knew that if I got you mad enough,

426
00:17:49,292 --> 00:17:51,225
you would come down here
to defend your husband.

427
00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:53,227
And that's the only way I could think of

428
00:17:53,296 --> 00:17:54,895
to have you come visit me.

429
00:17:54,964 --> 00:17:57,998
Wait. So, this whole thing was a con?

430
00:17:58,067 --> 00:17:59,500
You manipulated us?

431
00:17:59,569 --> 00:18:01,502
Now you're getting it.

432
00:18:01,571 --> 00:18:04,471
Look, you got to use the tools
that you have, hmm?

433
00:18:04,540 --> 00:18:06,774
I happen to be great at conning.

434
00:18:06,842 --> 00:18:09,343
Well, you're not that great,
or you wouldn't be in here.

435
00:18:09,412 --> 00:18:11,078
I don't think I get enough credit

436
00:18:11,147 --> 00:18:13,714
for all the times I didn't get caught.

437
00:18:14,817 --> 00:18:16,083
So, we're good?

438
00:18:16,152 --> 00:18:18,285
No, we're not good, Dad.

439
00:18:18,354 --> 00:18:19,620
Why?

440
00:18:19,689 --> 00:18:22,356
Well, let's start with:

441
00:18:22,752 --> 00:18:24,491
Why didn't you come to my wedding?

442
00:18:25,463 --> 00:18:27,294
Yeah, that was bad.

443
00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:30,864
Honey, there's nothing in the
world I wanted to do more

444
00:18:30,889 --> 00:18:33,056
than to walk you down the aisle.

445
00:18:33,169 --> 00:18:35,002
But I just thought with all those rich,

446
00:18:35,027 --> 00:18:37,661
sophisticated people
that were gonna be there,

447
00:18:37,773 --> 00:18:39,707
I'd stick out like a sore thumb.

448
00:18:41,177 --> 00:18:42,876
I didn't want to embarrass you.

449
00:18:45,441 --> 00:18:47,348
Well, maybe you would have
embarrassed me,

450
00:18:47,416 --> 00:18:49,450
but I wanted you there anyway.

451
00:18:49,518 --> 00:18:51,585
I mean, I invited Jackie.

452
00:18:53,255 --> 00:18:55,054
Look, I am sorry.

453
00:18:55,224 --> 00:18:57,191
And you know that I love you.

454
00:18:57,260 --> 00:18:59,627
I just want a chance to start over again.

455
00:18:59,695 --> 00:19:01,128
Hmm?

456
00:19:01,197 --> 00:19:02,296
I'd like that, too.

457
00:19:02,365 --> 00:19:03,797
But for that to happen,

458
00:19:03,866 --> 00:19:05,299
things are gonna have to change.

459
00:19:05,368 --> 00:19:07,201
No more lies, no more cons.

460
00:19:07,270 --> 00:19:08,902
Just tell the truth.

461
00:19:08,971 --> 00:19:10,716
Like when you said I looked amazing.

462
00:19:11,641 --> 00:19:13,374
You got to admit, Dad,

463
00:19:13,442 --> 00:19:16,076
lying hasn't worked out
great for any of us.

464
00:19:16,145 --> 00:19:18,045
We might as well give honesty a shot.

465
00:19:18,474 --> 00:19:20,147
Deal.

466
00:19:20,216 --> 00:19:21,882
So, now, we're good, right?

467
00:19:21,951 --> 00:19:23,384
Huh?

468
00:19:23,452 --> 00:19:25,719
- We're getting there.
- All right, great.

469
00:19:25,788 --> 00:19:28,055
I've missed that cute
laugh of yours, Lizzie.

470
00:19:29,392 --> 00:19:30,991
My laugh's cute, too, right?

471
00:19:31,060 --> 00:19:32,226
Yeah, sure.

472
00:19:32,295 --> 00:19:34,094
Lizzie, I wish there was

473
00:19:34,119 --> 00:19:36,186
something I could do
to make it up to you.

474
00:19:36,701 --> 00:19:39,533
Well, here's something to start.

475
00:19:39,808 --> 00:19:40,940
Javi?

476
00:19:41,904 --> 00:19:43,370
Mr. Dixon, I will cut to the chase.

477
00:19:43,439 --> 00:19:45,739
A, you are going to accept my crumpled

478
00:19:45,808 --> 00:19:48,208
paper napkins and pictures
of fruits and cheeses

479
00:19:48,277 --> 00:19:50,377
as a symbol of my devotion
to your daughter.

480
00:19:50,446 --> 00:19:53,080
And B, you are going
to give me your blessing.

481
00:19:53,676 --> 00:19:55,949
Well, obviously, you make her happy,

482
00:19:56,018 --> 00:19:58,285
and obviously, she makes you happy,

483
00:19:58,354 --> 00:20:02,189
so, therefore, I give you
permission to marry your wife.