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Previously on "Broke..."

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My family used to be just me and my mom,

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until one day, the doorbell rang.

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It was my mom's sister, Aunt Lizzie...

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- Jackie, it is us.
- Hi, there.

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...her husband Tío Javi and Luis.

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Who is Luis, you ask?

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Luis is my assistant, my driver,
but more importantly, my friend.

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Tío Javi messed
up and lost all his money, so he

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and Aunt Lizzie had to move in with us,

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which is great,
because now the house is loud

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and busy and fun.

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And I hope it stays that way.

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Off the rim!

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They're fighting for the rebound.

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- Go, UCLA!
- Go, Bruins!

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- Use your elbows!
- ¡Vámonos, Chattanooga!

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Agárralo!

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And UCLA comes down with it.

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I don't get it.

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You guys live in L.A. now.
You should be rooting for UCLA.

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Yeah, I always root for the team
with the most Mexicans on it.

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And Chattanooga has one.

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And why do you care about UCLA?
You didn't even go there.

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We've been a UCLA family since
Dad faked a slip and fall

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on campus and they paid
him off in season tickets.

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Five seconds left. UCLA down by two.

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Hill shoots from downtown...

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Yes, yes, yes!

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No, no, no!

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Off the rim!

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Chattanooga wins!

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Thank you, God.

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Does God really care
what team wins a game?

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- No.
- ‭Yes.

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Well, I believe, Sammy,

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that prayers from good-hearted people

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can influence God,
which is why I broke out

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my abuela's rosary beads for this game.

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What do they do?

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Think of it as boosting the Wi-Fi

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so our prayers get to heaven faster.

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But God doesn't have
a favorite team, right?

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Well, God does not have favorites,

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but God does have
a sweet spot for Mexicans.

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How else could you explain
that we ended up

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with the best music and the best food?

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Sammy, God doesn't have
anything to do with the game.

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The team that wins either has

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the most talent, works
the hardest or, in this case,

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obviously paid off the refs.

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But if God did want a team
to win, He could do it, right?

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- No.
- ‭Yes.

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Or She could do it.

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Think I blew your mind with that?

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I'm just getting started.

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Mm-hmm.

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Now, Christians,

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they might believe, "I
didn't win this game,

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but I will win the game
in the world to come."

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Jewish people might be full
of guilt and they'll say,

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"It's my fault we lost the
game," "No, it's my fault,"

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"No, it's my fault."

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While Buddhists, they might ask,

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"Was there even a game to begin with?"

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But there was a game.

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Was there?

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- God has nothing to do with sports.
- Agreed.

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The only person you're ever
competing against is yourself.

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Ignore the pain, look ahead and
give it everything you've got.

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Luke 11:15.

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I'm not familiar with that Bible passage.

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Oh, it's not from the Bible.

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My spin instructor Luke
said that at his 11:15 class.

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I've been going for a few weeks
now, and it has changed my life.

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Luke not only works my quads,

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he also works my mind and my soul.

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It's been forever

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since I've worked
my quad/mind/soul trinity.

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Can you get me a guest pass?

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Yes, I can. Luke loves it
when we bring in new people.

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But you should know he is strict,

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demanding and judgmental.

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Quit selling, I said I'll go.

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I love it when my
trainers are a little mean.

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I know, right? Trust me, his
class is a religious experience.

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Mom, if I pray hard enough,

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would God do my homework for me?

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No.

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You know, for Buddhist kids,
homework doesn't even exist.

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Get up there.

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Sammy's very curious about God.

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Maybe today.

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Tomorrow it'll be, I don't know,

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frisbee golf or...

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videos of kangaroos fighting.

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Those are good ones.

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Uh, I'm just saying that
if he's asking these questions,

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he will only start asking more.

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Don't worry. I'm his mother.

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There's no question he can
ask me that I can't answer.

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Why is there evil in the world?

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Why did God get rid of dinosaurs?

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How do I get to heaven?

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- Well...
- ‭Are there dogs in heaven?

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- I...
- ‭Is there food in heaven?

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How did the world start?

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How will the world end?

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Uh, I don't know.

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I think I have to go to bed now.

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- It's only 5:00.
- ‭Yeah,

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but I'm exhausted.

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You know, Luis, spinning might
be the first thing you and I

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have ever done together,
just the two of us.

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Well, there was the four hours
we spent alone

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in that runaway hot-air balloon
in Tanzania.

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Javi still feels terrible
about cutting the rope too soon.

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No, but I mean just the two of us

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doing something fun that
involves cute athleisure wear.

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Agreed. Just remember:
Luke runs a tight ship.

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He'll expect you to start in the back row

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and earn your way forward over time.

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Mm. I don't always do best
in merit-based situations,

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but I'll try.

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What row are you in?

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Today, I will be in the front
row for the first time.

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But I must keep my excitement in check.

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Luke dislikes artificial
enthusiasm, so as my guest,

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I will ask you to please
keep away from the woo-ers.

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The woo-ers?

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People who scream "woo" during class

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in a pathetic attempt
to get Luke's approval.

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So you've never wooed?

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Come on.

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I love sleeping late on Sunday mornings

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while you guys watch Sammy.

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It's the one good thing

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about you living here.

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Aw.

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You know, it's compliments
like those that keep me going.

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Oh, and if you're worried about

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what you're wearing, don't be.

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Lots of people have clothes
that look like sausage skin.

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If you're saying he looks spicy
and I look tasty,

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we'll take it.

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Enjoy the view.

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♪ Rejoice ♪

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♪ And be glad ♪

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♪ Yours is the kingdom ♪

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♪ Of God. ♪

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That's an interesting song, Sammy.

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Where'd you hear it?

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- In church.
- Just this morning.

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Isn't it amazing
what a fast learner he is?

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Sammy, why don't you go upstairs
and get some homework done?

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I'll be up in a minute.

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Am I in trouble?

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No, sweetie.

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Nobody's in trouble.

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That's not exactly true.

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What were you thinking taking,
Sammy to church?

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W-What's the problem?
You've taken Sammy to church.

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I took him once. We showed up
at the end to get free donuts.

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We didn't go inside.

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Are you still mad UCLA lost?

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Just tell the coach
to get a Mexican player.

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It's not about that.

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What is it about, then?

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Do you not believe in God?

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I do. In my own way.

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I don't want Sammy
thinking that sitting in a room

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with stained glass windows
is gonna solve all his problems.

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Well, that's not what going
to church is about.

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It's about community and tradition...

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And this conversation is over.
I've made my decision.

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But...

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isn't there a higher authority?

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Not in this house.

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Is it okay if I spin next to you?

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I'm always a little nervous
going into a new class.

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There's no reason to be nervous.
Who's nervous? I am not nervous.

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Luis, what's going on?

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Did you put something in your smoothie?

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And do you have any more?

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It's just today could
be a big day for me.

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If I can crush the workout from
the front row, I may be asked

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to ride the podium.

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Wait, what's riding the podium?

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It's the highest badge of honor here.

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Only the most impressive spinners

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get asked to ride next to Luke.

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Okay, Luke's here. Be cool.

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What's up, spirit spinners?

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I see a lot of familiar faces,

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and you guys inspire me every day. Oh.

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And I see some freshies.

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Hello there.

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Hi. Sorry, I can move back a few rows.

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Are you kidding me? Your
outfit is my everything,

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and I want to stare at it all class.

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Thank you. I got it at Neiman's
where I work.

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Come on down, we have
a friends and family discount.

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Are you a shoe and am I a pedal?
'Cause we clicking.

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Ah...

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You stay up front
with your fabulous self.

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Hey, good to see you, Lewis.

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I am Luis...

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We're almost done, my di-cycles.

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So I want you to give me
everything you've got

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and then give me a little more.

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Yes!

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I love that spirit, Lizzie.
You've done this before.

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You know it!

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I've ridden stationary bikes
all over the world.

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‭Oh! Well, get ready to ride
the podium with me next week!

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And that is class for today.

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Great work, everybody.

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And remember:

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stay positive, stay hydrated

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but mostly,

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stay true to yourself.

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Best class ever.

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That's because you left it
all out on the bike.

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I also left things on the bike.

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I'll see you tomorrow
at Neiman's, Ms. Podium.

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Thank you, Luis.

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I am obsessed with this class.

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I'm coming with you every week.

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I can hardly wait.

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I really needed this venting session.

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Thank God you were free.

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God is the last thing
I want to thank right now.

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Well, I guess you're going first.

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Sammy's mad at me because I told him

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he couldn't go to church anymore.

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I mean, I know he's curious,
but I am not into it. Advice?

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Well, when I want Javier
to shift his focus,

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I distract him with
something shiny and new.

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He is like a kitten in that way.

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Also, in the sounds he
makes when he's napping.

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So you're saying all I have to do

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is find something for Sammy that's
more fun than church.

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So, literally anything.

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Just don't invite Elizabeth.

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She'll take it over and
make it all about her.

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So I guess we're moving on to you now.

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I used to love my spin class so much.

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Then I invited your sister,
and in one class, she went

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from zero to hero and turned
it into The Elizabeth Show.

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She does have a long history
of ruining things.

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I don't know if you remember this,

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but my house used to not have her in it.

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So what can I do?

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There must be a way
to un-sync our cycles.

256
00:10:25,034 --> 00:10:27,068
I think you should take your own advice.

257
00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:28,425
There's nothing Lizzie likes more

258
00:10:28,450 --> 00:10:30,617
than some cool, trendy experience.

259
00:10:30,642 --> 00:10:33,109
Just find her another workout

260
00:10:33,134 --> 00:10:34,968
that's better than your spin class.

261
00:10:35,311 --> 00:10:37,178
But that's impossible.

262
00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:39,436
Luke was named Valley Trainer of the Year

263
00:10:39,461 --> 00:10:41,102
in Reseda Life Magazine.

264
00:10:41,759 --> 00:10:43,685
He beat out Sensei Doug,

265
00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:45,276
who had a stranglehold on the award

266
00:10:45,301 --> 00:10:46,546
for the past decade.

267
00:10:47,364 --> 00:10:49,031
So... make something up.

268
00:10:49,099 --> 00:10:50,899
The snobbier, the better.

269
00:10:50,968 --> 00:10:52,719
Tell her there's a class that...

270
00:10:53,009 --> 00:10:56,222
Oprah's chef's sister swears by.

271
00:10:57,107 --> 00:10:58,573
That's a good idea.

272
00:10:58,976 --> 00:11:01,394
And I do think Carol lives around here.

273
00:11:02,645 --> 00:11:03,699
Huh?

274
00:11:03,724 --> 00:11:05,264
Oprah's chef's sister.

275
00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:10,218
Guess what?

276
00:11:10,243 --> 00:11:12,677
Luis signed me up for
the most amazing Pilates class.

277
00:11:12,702 --> 00:11:15,970
There was only had one spot
left, so he snagged it for me.

278
00:11:16,126 --> 00:11:18,527
And I snagged the last two
chicken waffle sandwiches

279
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,529
off Sammy's favorite food truck.

280
00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,123
Extra bacon.

281
00:11:22,472 --> 00:11:25,540
That bag looks like it should
be on fire on someone's porch.

282
00:11:26,635 --> 00:11:28,817
Sammy, breakfast!

283
00:11:28,842 --> 00:11:32,030
So I'm planning this surprise
super fun day for me and Sammy.

284
00:11:32,055 --> 00:11:34,222
We're gonna wolf down these bad
boys, we're gonna skateboard

285
00:11:34,247 --> 00:11:36,547
until we're scabby, and we're
gonna turn up all the amps

286
00:11:36,673 --> 00:11:38,139
at Guitar Center until we get kicked out

287
00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:40,064
by the assistant manager.

288
00:11:40,089 --> 00:11:41,488
Oh, I wish I could go with you,

289
00:11:41,513 --> 00:11:43,311
but that all sounds horrible.

290
00:11:44,074 --> 00:11:45,473
What the hell?

291
00:11:45,956 --> 00:11:47,456
Sammy's gone.

292
00:11:47,524 --> 00:11:49,458
He left a note:
"Mom, went to church, sorry."

293
00:11:49,526 --> 00:11:51,526
I'm gonna kill Javi.

294
00:11:52,028 --> 00:11:53,988
Why do you want to kill me today?

295
00:11:54,811 --> 00:11:57,111
Wait, why aren't you
at church with Sammy?

296
00:11:57,136 --> 00:12:00,537
Because you told me not
to go to church with Sam.

297
00:12:00,671 --> 00:12:02,705
You're sending a lot of mixed messages.

298
00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:04,779
I'm sure he's fine. The church is just

299
00:12:04,875 --> 00:12:06,775
a few blocks away...
it's right by the 7-Eleven

300
00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:09,434
where send him to pick up
your Red Bulls and scratchers.

301
00:12:09,632 --> 00:12:10,731
I'm going to get Sammy.

302
00:12:10,756 --> 00:12:11,855
I'll come with you.

303
00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:13,913
No. This is all your fault.

304
00:12:13,938 --> 00:12:16,004
You made church seem all groovy and fun.

305
00:12:16,029 --> 00:12:17,829
And now he's rebelling against me.

306
00:12:17,854 --> 00:12:21,122
Jackie, if your son
is rebelling by going to church,

307
00:12:21,147 --> 00:12:24,282
you're doing an amazing job as a parent.

308
00:12:29,646 --> 00:12:31,646
You know, if she really doesn't
want Sammy to go to church,

309
00:12:31,671 --> 00:12:34,138
she should have subtly
put it down while telling him

310
00:12:34,163 --> 00:12:36,396
there was something better he could...

311
00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:37,933
Son of a bitch.

312
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:40,285
That is exactly what Luis did to me.

313
00:12:43,239 --> 00:12:44,471
Hello, Luis.

314
00:12:44,496 --> 00:12:46,724
Hey! Elizabeth!

315
00:12:46,749 --> 00:12:49,016
I thought we weren't coming here anymore.

316
00:12:49,105 --> 00:12:51,105
There's a simple explanation.

317
00:12:51,648 --> 00:12:53,047
I lied to you.

318
00:12:54,525 --> 00:12:56,759
But why? I thought we
were having fun together.

319
00:12:56,784 --> 00:12:58,717
You were encroaching on my plan.

320
00:12:59,096 --> 00:13:01,596
Your plan to ride the podium?

321
00:13:01,665 --> 00:13:02,849
You care that much about it?

322
00:13:02,874 --> 00:13:04,607
If we're being honest...

323
00:13:05,169 --> 00:13:06,477
it's not about the podium.

324
00:13:07,604 --> 00:13:09,104
It's about Luke.

325
00:13:09,173 --> 00:13:10,772
Oh.

326
00:13:10,841 --> 00:13:12,192
You like him.

327
00:13:12,362 --> 00:13:13,861
Very much.

328
00:13:13,890 --> 00:13:15,857
It started as a calorie-crushing workout,

329
00:13:15,918 --> 00:13:17,618
and then it became about another crush.

330
00:13:17,974 --> 00:13:19,540
So I began my long game

331
00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:20,931
to ask him out, which would take roughly

332
00:13:20,956 --> 00:13:23,578
six to 12 months and a
little less than $2,000.

333
00:13:24,348 --> 00:13:27,282
Sounds more like paralyzing
fear than a long game.

334
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,583
I am afraid.

335
00:13:28,852 --> 00:13:30,552
I haven't asked somebody
out in a long time.

336
00:13:31,155 --> 00:13:33,989
And new one in spandex, makes a***
risk you.

337
00:13:35,471 --> 00:13:37,092
But why didn't you just
tell me you liked him?

338
00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:39,930
I didn't want to say anything
until it actually happened.

339
00:13:39,955 --> 00:13:41,621
Don't let the goatee fool you.

340
00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:43,848
I'm not the smooth operator
I appear to be.

341
00:13:45,409 --> 00:13:47,075
Just ask him out.

342
00:13:47,144 --> 00:13:49,229
Like I told you in the hot air balloon:

343
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:51,678
"Just close your eyes and jump."

344
00:13:51,727 --> 00:13:53,360
I broke both legs.

345
00:13:53,385 --> 00:13:54,918
Bad example.

346
00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:56,836
Here he comes... now's your chance.

347
00:13:56,861 --> 00:13:58,827
Just let me brace myself just a little...

348
00:13:58,852 --> 00:14:00,652
Luke! Hi.

349
00:14:01,124 --> 00:14:02,274
How's it going?

350
00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:03,451
Yes, thank you.

351
00:14:05,329 --> 00:14:07,395
I've been coming here for a long time.

352
00:14:07,464 --> 00:14:09,264
And I was thinking that

353
00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:12,067
if you like after-workout
smoothies as much

354
00:14:12,135 --> 00:14:14,236
as I like after-workout
smoothies, and you should know

355
00:14:14,261 --> 00:14:16,495
for this to work, I really do
like after-workout smoothies...

356
00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:17,785
Are you asking me out?

357
00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:20,041
I hope you are.

358
00:14:20,066 --> 00:14:21,566
Because I've tried to be cool with you,

359
00:14:21,591 --> 00:14:22,857
but then I get flustered,

360
00:14:22,882 --> 00:14:24,415
and I end up doing something stupid

361
00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:26,266
like saying your name wrong.

362
00:14:27,351 --> 00:14:28,893
I am Luis.

363
00:14:29,104 --> 00:14:31,371
Yes, I know.

364
00:14:31,668 --> 00:14:34,602
So... would you like to go out sometime?

365
00:14:34,627 --> 00:14:36,060
I really would.

366
00:14:36,085 --> 00:14:37,250
Let's talk after.

367
00:14:37,275 --> 00:14:38,674
You got it, chief.

368
00:14:38,699 --> 00:14:41,000
Let's pretend I didn't just say chief.

369
00:14:45,168 --> 00:14:46,601
So?

370
00:14:48,872 --> 00:14:51,291
Everybody, let's ride!

371
00:15:03,687 --> 00:15:05,253
Hey.

372
00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:07,189
Oh, hi.

373
00:15:07,257 --> 00:15:09,424
I guess you're pretty mad at me.

374
00:15:11,481 --> 00:15:12,603
Well...

375
00:15:13,897 --> 00:15:16,998
I did say, "Don't go to church."

376
00:15:17,067 --> 00:15:19,201
Then you went to church.

377
00:15:19,269 --> 00:15:22,155
Like the juvenile delinquent you are.

378
00:15:24,408 --> 00:15:26,007
So why'd you do it?

379
00:15:26,076 --> 00:15:28,510
Last Sunday, the priest
told a really cool story

380
00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:31,980
called "The Prodigal Son,"
but he stopped in the middle.

381
00:15:32,005 --> 00:15:33,905
I had to hear how it ended.

382
00:15:33,930 --> 00:15:35,460
Oh, yeah.

383
00:15:35,492 --> 00:15:37,754
The old sermon with a cliffhanger.

384
00:15:40,024 --> 00:15:42,224
It kind of reminds me of Tío Javi.

385
00:15:42,318 --> 00:15:43,918
A rich kid who runs away

386
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,409
and spends all of his family's money,

387
00:15:45,434 --> 00:15:47,801
then realizes he made a big mistake,

388
00:15:47,826 --> 00:15:49,640
but thinks his dad
will never forgive him.

389
00:15:50,767 --> 00:15:52,634
But his dad does forgive him.

390
00:15:52,935 --> 00:15:54,604
Because he loves him.

391
00:15:55,139 --> 00:15:56,905
You know the story?

392
00:15:58,068 --> 00:16:00,501
I actually used to go to church a lot

393
00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:02,293
when I was your age.

394
00:16:02,412 --> 00:16:03,613
Why'd you stop?

395
00:16:05,222 --> 00:16:06,888
Well...

396
00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:10,352
when my mom got sick,
I made a deal with God

397
00:16:10,420 --> 00:16:12,854
that if I prayed like crazy

398
00:16:12,923 --> 00:16:15,757
and went to church every Sunday,

399
00:16:15,782 --> 00:16:17,515
that my mom would get better.

400
00:16:17,540 --> 00:16:19,128
But she didn't.

401
00:16:20,097 --> 00:16:21,631
And...

402
00:16:21,865 --> 00:16:24,050
just got mad, you know?

403
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:27,068
Are you still mad?

404
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:29,889
Yep.

405
00:16:31,475 --> 00:16:34,102
Guess I'm not that good at forgiveness.

406
00:16:34,845 --> 00:16:36,945
But... good thing

407
00:16:36,970 --> 00:16:39,203
God is good at it, right?

408
00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:42,517
That is a good thing.

409
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:46,154
I'm sorry I didn't listen to you, Mom.

410
00:16:47,191 --> 00:16:48,590
It's okay.

411
00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:54,229
So... the sermon's over.

412
00:16:54,298 --> 00:16:55,832
Why are you still here?

413
00:16:55,913 --> 00:16:57,379
I don't know.

414
00:16:57,467 --> 00:16:59,034
It just makes me feel good.

415
00:16:59,469 --> 00:17:00,969
It's peaceful.

416
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:03,131
Makes sense.

417
00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:05,954
I knew it wasn't these cushy benches.

418
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,386
My butt bone's not gonna
wake up till Easter.

419
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:13,448
Should we get some donuts outside?

420
00:17:13,808 --> 00:17:16,084
Yeah, go grab us a couple.

421
00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:19,120
I'm gonna hang for a minute.

422
00:17:19,295 --> 00:17:21,899
Maybe look for some of that "peaceful."

423
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,667
You are a good person.

424
00:17:35,539 --> 00:17:37,272
Oh, shoot.

425
00:17:37,341 --> 00:17:40,209
Javier said you had a Mexican
accent, and he was right.

426
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:44,297
I know you didn't want me to come.

427
00:17:45,415 --> 00:17:47,882
But today is a day of many people

428
00:17:47,907 --> 00:17:49,874
not listening to what you want.

429
00:17:52,522 --> 00:17:54,348
I didn't know that about your mother.

430
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,309
I'm sorry.

431
00:17:57,268 --> 00:17:59,294
I never talk about it.

432
00:17:59,363 --> 00:18:01,162
Not even to Lizzie.

433
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,098
Well, you should.

434
00:18:03,566 --> 00:18:05,485
She'd understand more than anyone.

435
00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:08,061
And consider this.

436
00:18:08,086 --> 00:18:10,820
Maybe you turned away from God
because of your mother,

437
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:13,975
but maybe because of Sammy,

438
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,286
you can turn back.

439
00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:19,540
You know what's really frustrating?

440
00:18:20,718 --> 00:18:22,151
Hmm?

441
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:25,754
It's almost impossible
to stay mad at you.

442
00:18:27,196 --> 00:18:29,430
It's probably my worst quality.

443
00:18:34,167 --> 00:18:36,601
- Mi amor, where's the uh...
- Oh.
- ‭

444
00:18:40,173 --> 00:18:43,274
You are a woman of unexpected talents.

445
00:18:44,042 --> 00:18:45,276
You don't know the half of it.

446
00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:47,612
I had to lose a lot of skills to be rich.

447
00:18:49,278 --> 00:18:50,815
Thanks. So...

448
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:53,407
I told Sammy he could start
going back to church again.

449
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,955
Little weirdo was so grateful,
I almost cried.

450
00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:00,158
Okay, I cried.

451
00:19:01,847 --> 00:19:03,200
Well, I'm proud of you.

452
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,163
And I'm glad you'll be taking him.

453
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:06,871
Actually...

454
00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:09,300
I was hoping that you would take him.

455
00:19:09,369 --> 00:19:12,270
I'm just... not there yet.

456
00:19:12,802 --> 00:19:14,138
Maybe someday.

457
00:19:14,595 --> 00:19:16,641
Of course, we'll be
happy to take Sammy, yeah.

458
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:20,411
And while we're on the subject...

459
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:23,296
since you're freakishly generous

460
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,606
and annoyingly optimistic...

461
00:19:26,886 --> 00:19:28,392
...and since underneath

462
00:19:28,466 --> 00:19:30,901
your hoity-toity B.S.,

463
00:19:30,965 --> 00:19:33,737
you're actually loyal

464
00:19:33,762 --> 00:19:34,995
and loving...

465
00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:36,353
If you're asking a favor,

466
00:19:36,422 --> 00:19:37,721
this is a terrible way to do it.

467
00:19:37,790 --> 00:19:38,989
Yeah, it is.

468
00:19:39,058 --> 00:19:40,357
Just let me finish.

469
00:19:40,426 --> 00:19:42,159
Because of who you are

470
00:19:42,227 --> 00:19:44,792
and because Sammy loves you,

471
00:19:45,835 --> 00:19:48,865
I would like for you
to be his godparents.

472
00:19:50,449 --> 00:19:52,416
Oh.

473
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:54,438
Of course.

474
00:19:54,506 --> 00:19:56,606
And should anything happen to me...

475
00:19:56,675 --> 00:19:57,972
I'll get revenge.

476
00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:02,779
Thank you.

477
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:04,348
Javi?

478
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:06,516
Yes.

479
00:20:07,064 --> 00:20:09,019
I-I would love that.

480
00:20:12,391 --> 00:20:14,554
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm going to go outside.

481
00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:17,088
To get some fresh air.

482
00:20:22,892 --> 00:20:24,892
Oh yes!

483
00:20:29,670 --> 00:20:31,897
Should we tell him he
only shout to screen door?

484
00:20:32,057 --> 00:20:34,233
No, let's him keep his dignity.

485
00:20:35,671 --> 00:20:40,114
I'm going to be a godfather.

486
00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:44,120
Excuse me.