1 00:00:00,820 --> 00:00:02,554 Previously on "Broke..." 2 00:00:02,578 --> 00:00:04,519 My family used to be just me and my mom. 3 00:00:05,535 --> 00:00:06,846 Until one day the doorbell rang. 4 00:00:06,870 --> 00:00:09,315 It was my mom's sister Aunt Lizzie... 5 00:00:09,339 --> 00:00:10,549 - Hi there! - Jackie, it is us! 6 00:00:10,573 --> 00:00:12,685 ...her husband Tío Javi, and Luis. 7 00:00:12,709 --> 00:00:14,296 Who is Luis, you ask? 8 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:15,855 Luis is my assistant, my driver, 9 00:00:15,879 --> 00:00:17,823 but more importantly, my friend. 10 00:00:17,847 --> 00:00:20,329 Tío Javi messed up and lost all his money, 11 00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:22,364 so he and Aunt Lizzie had to move in with us, 12 00:00:22,388 --> 00:00:25,636 which is great because now the house is loud and busy and fun, 13 00:00:25,660 --> 00:00:27,269 and I hope it stays that way. 14 00:00:31,231 --> 00:00:32,508 I haven't been this hot 15 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:35,211 since we accidentally summered in Abu Dhabi. 16 00:00:35,235 --> 00:00:37,202 It is a little warm in here. 17 00:00:42,359 --> 00:00:44,112 Jackie! 18 00:00:44,136 --> 00:00:47,239 Can we please turn on the air conditioning? 19 00:00:47,263 --> 00:00:51,219 It is on. It just doesn't work when it's hot outside. 20 00:00:51,243 --> 00:00:53,421 Have you thought about getting it fixed? 21 00:00:53,445 --> 00:00:54,989 No, Javi. 22 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:57,058 I have never considered that. 23 00:00:57,082 --> 00:01:00,595 But thank you for such a wonderful idea. 24 00:01:00,619 --> 00:01:02,587 Well, happy to help. 25 00:01:02,611 --> 00:01:05,800 I believe she was being sarcastic. 26 00:01:05,824 --> 00:01:09,003 Ah. Well, it is a testament to your strong will 27 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:10,738 that you won't let the heat dampen 28 00:01:10,762 --> 00:01:12,281 your sharp sense of humor. 29 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:16,077 Look, I would love to get the AC fixed, but it's expensive. 30 00:01:16,101 --> 00:01:18,813 Unless you guys have money just lying around. 31 00:01:18,837 --> 00:01:21,115 You know damn well that we lost all of our money 32 00:01:21,139 --> 00:01:23,084 and have to live in this godforsaken hellhole, 33 00:01:23,108 --> 00:01:24,276 you... 34 00:01:24,976 --> 00:01:28,523 It appears the heat has made me irritable. 35 00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:30,324 Lizzie, don't you remember what Dad used to say? 36 00:01:30,348 --> 00:01:31,926 "When you come to visit me in prison, 37 00:01:31,950 --> 00:01:33,911 bring Kit Kats and shower shoes"? 38 00:01:34,406 --> 00:01:36,597 Also, "There is no problem 39 00:01:36,621 --> 00:01:39,667 that a little Dixon ingenuity and duct tape can't fix." 40 00:01:39,691 --> 00:01:41,559 Sammy? 41 00:01:42,561 --> 00:01:43,938 Ladies and gentlemen, Sammy and I 42 00:01:43,962 --> 00:01:45,506 have rigged a fan, a bucket of ice 43 00:01:45,530 --> 00:01:47,441 and a chute that blows cold air. 44 00:01:47,465 --> 00:01:50,734 Introducing... The Chair Conditioner. 45 00:01:58,510 --> 00:02:01,289 This is the happiest I've ever felt in my entire life. 46 00:02:01,313 --> 00:02:02,713 What about our wedding day? 47 00:02:04,062 --> 00:02:06,661 Oh, you're right. This is better. 48 00:02:06,685 --> 00:02:07,962 No! 49 00:02:07,986 --> 00:02:09,450 - All right, Lizzie, give it. - No. 50 00:02:09,474 --> 00:02:11,966 - Well, you're being selfish. - Yeah, well, being selfish is my brand. 51 00:02:11,990 --> 00:02:13,901 - You're hogging it. - No, I don't care. 52 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:15,926 Back off! 53 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:19,540 Great. They broke it. 54 00:02:19,564 --> 00:02:22,343 Yes. It appears the chute has hit the fan. 55 00:02:22,985 --> 00:02:27,356 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 56 00:02:27,505 --> 00:02:30,084 Oh, that's the stuff. 57 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:31,819 Oh, yeah, that is icy. 58 00:02:31,843 --> 00:02:33,721 Brrr. 59 00:02:33,745 --> 00:02:36,057 - What are you guys doing? - Trying to put mind over matter, 60 00:02:36,081 --> 00:02:37,225 so we're scrolling through pictures 61 00:02:37,249 --> 00:02:38,883 - of cold things. - Yeah. 62 00:02:40,524 --> 00:02:43,164 Oh, look. Amir and Sandra just posted a picture. 63 00:02:43,188 --> 00:02:44,832 They're in town while one of their castles 64 00:02:44,856 --> 00:02:45,928 is getting renovated. 65 00:02:45,952 --> 00:02:49,061 I put them in touch with a great moat guy. Yeah. 66 00:02:49,085 --> 00:02:51,163 - We haven't seen them since Monte Carlo. - Yeah. 67 00:02:51,187 --> 00:02:52,731 Oh, those were the days. 68 00:02:52,755 --> 00:02:54,493 - Oh, yes. - Champagne. 69 00:02:54,517 --> 00:02:57,369 - Caviar, lobsters, oyster, urchin. - Oh. 70 00:02:57,393 --> 00:02:59,405 Oh, crab. Don't forget the crab. 71 00:03:00,435 --> 00:03:02,808 May I remind you, that night at the casino, 72 00:03:02,832 --> 00:03:05,077 you lent the two of them quite a bit of money. 73 00:03:05,460 --> 00:03:06,935 Oh, did we? 74 00:03:08,004 --> 00:03:10,149 Wait, how much do these two turkeys owe you? 75 00:03:10,173 --> 00:03:11,517 No, only Amir's from Turkey. 76 00:03:11,541 --> 00:03:13,519 Sandra is from Boston. 77 00:03:13,543 --> 00:03:15,521 It would be indiscreet of me 78 00:03:15,545 --> 00:03:17,556 to say the exact amount out loud. 79 00:03:17,806 --> 00:03:19,658 So I will whisper it. 80 00:03:21,217 --> 00:03:22,695 They owe you that much? 81 00:03:22,719 --> 00:03:24,997 Okay, you two need to get off your asses 82 00:03:25,021 --> 00:03:26,565 and go get that money back. 83 00:03:26,589 --> 00:03:29,768 Yes. Yes, we will just ask them. 84 00:03:29,792 --> 00:03:32,237 Using words. 85 00:03:32,261 --> 00:03:35,841 That we say with our mouth. 86 00:03:35,865 --> 00:03:37,242 Jackie, 87 00:03:37,266 --> 00:03:39,712 talking about money is like paying income tax. 88 00:03:39,736 --> 00:03:42,181 It's not something rich people do. 89 00:03:42,205 --> 00:03:43,849 Well, I have great news for you. 90 00:03:43,873 --> 00:03:45,350 You're not rich anymore. 91 00:03:45,374 --> 00:03:48,086 Well, that's not great new... Ah. 92 00:03:48,377 --> 00:03:51,223 I'm adjusting to your quick wit. 93 00:03:51,247 --> 00:03:53,726 Look, I haven't gotten a raise in who knows how long, 94 00:03:53,750 --> 00:03:56,228 and everything around here needs to be fixed, 95 00:03:56,252 --> 00:03:58,197 so go get your money back. 96 00:03:58,221 --> 00:04:00,199 Oh, no, we can't. None of our friends know 97 00:04:00,223 --> 00:04:01,867 that we are financially, uh... 98 00:04:02,309 --> 00:04:03,936 What's the phrase our bankers used? 99 00:04:04,311 --> 00:04:06,071 In the crapper. 100 00:04:06,095 --> 00:04:07,740 And we need to keep it that way. 101 00:04:07,764 --> 00:04:09,541 How do people not know you're broke? 102 00:04:09,565 --> 00:04:11,577 Well, we told our friends 103 00:04:11,601 --> 00:04:13,979 that we were jet-setting around the world, 104 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:16,148 and now Sammy has been helping us keep up appearances 105 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:17,583 by handling our online presence 106 00:04:17,607 --> 00:04:19,469 and photoshopping our Instagram. 107 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:21,220 It's been fun. Take a look. 108 00:04:21,244 --> 00:04:22,488 Oh, look. There we are 109 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:24,490 in Paris. 110 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:26,925 - Ooh, there we are skiing. - Mm-hmm. 111 00:04:26,949 --> 00:04:30,062 Oh, and there we are on safari. 112 00:04:30,086 --> 00:04:32,264 What happened to you, Lizzie? 113 00:04:32,288 --> 00:04:34,800 Where's the fourth grader that slapped Joey Aurora 114 00:04:34,824 --> 00:04:36,135 because he borrowed lunch money 115 00:04:36,159 --> 00:04:38,070 and didn't pay it back with interest? 116 00:04:38,094 --> 00:04:40,105 Okay, I'm not Loan Shark Lizzie anymore. 117 00:04:40,764 --> 00:04:42,478 I'm more sophisticated. 118 00:04:42,502 --> 00:04:45,477 Oh, please. You act all high and mighty, 119 00:04:45,501 --> 00:04:47,146 like you're totally ashamed 120 00:04:47,170 --> 00:04:48,814 - to be from Reseda. - Hey. 121 00:04:48,838 --> 00:04:51,450 I'm ashamed the appropriate amount. 122 00:04:51,474 --> 00:04:53,185 You know what your problem is? 123 00:04:53,209 --> 00:04:55,210 - She's a loud chewer. - She's a loud chewer. 124 00:04:56,342 --> 00:04:58,924 You refuse to change in any way. 125 00:04:58,948 --> 00:05:00,692 You're way too Reseda. 126 00:05:00,716 --> 00:05:03,595 Maybe I'm like this 'cause I am the only person 127 00:05:03,619 --> 00:05:05,798 even trying to keep this house afloat. 128 00:05:05,822 --> 00:05:07,666 Well, you don't have to be so harsh. 129 00:05:07,690 --> 00:05:11,203 Your first instinct is to just yell and lob insults. 130 00:05:11,227 --> 00:05:12,938 Yeah, well, 131 00:05:12,962 --> 00:05:16,131 your fancy accent is really inconsistent! 132 00:05:17,166 --> 00:05:18,510 And she's wrong. 133 00:05:18,534 --> 00:05:19,878 I'm not harsh. 134 00:05:19,902 --> 00:05:21,180 You do answer every phone call, 135 00:05:21,204 --> 00:05:23,181 "Somebody better be dead." 136 00:05:23,739 --> 00:05:25,473 Who calls anybody anymore? 137 00:05:32,648 --> 00:05:35,694 Oh, my love, I hate seeing you like this. 138 00:05:35,718 --> 00:05:37,996 What if we approach this a different way? 139 00:05:38,020 --> 00:05:40,689 What do you have in mind? 140 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:46,138 What if we don't ask Amir and Sandra directly? 141 00:05:46,162 --> 00:05:48,073 What if we dance around the topic? 142 00:05:48,097 --> 00:05:50,843 No. Just tell them you want your money back. 143 00:05:50,867 --> 00:05:52,344 No, Javi's plan is good. 144 00:05:52,368 --> 00:05:54,346 Dancing around things is how wealthy people 145 00:05:54,370 --> 00:05:56,148 discuss all uncomfortable topics. 146 00:05:56,172 --> 00:05:58,350 The key is to be indirect. 147 00:05:58,374 --> 00:05:59,818 So, for instance, 148 00:05:59,842 --> 00:06:02,421 if a friend had plastic surgery, we would never just ask them. 149 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:05,190 Right. We would say something like, "Your face looks amazing. 150 00:06:05,214 --> 00:06:07,226 Have you been working out?" 151 00:06:07,434 --> 00:06:09,328 So you're saying that rich people 152 00:06:09,352 --> 00:06:11,330 are afraid of having real conversations. 153 00:06:11,354 --> 00:06:12,854 Now you're getting it. 154 00:06:14,123 --> 00:06:16,034 - So, what's the plan? - Well, 155 00:06:16,058 --> 00:06:18,170 we dance. 156 00:06:18,194 --> 00:06:20,005 We recreate 157 00:06:20,029 --> 00:06:22,507 the night at the casino, but this time we're the ones 158 00:06:22,531 --> 00:06:23,876 without any cash. 159 00:06:23,900 --> 00:06:25,244 So, we go 160 00:06:25,268 --> 00:06:26,511 to the hotel, and we "accidentally" run 161 00:06:26,535 --> 00:06:28,113 into Amir and Sandra. 162 00:06:28,137 --> 00:06:30,549 Then we dance around the uncomfortable topic, which, 163 00:06:30,573 --> 00:06:34,052 in this case, happens to be money. 164 00:06:34,076 --> 00:06:36,688 We jog their memory, and they get the idea to repay us 165 00:06:36,712 --> 00:06:39,981 without finding out that we have lost all of our money. 166 00:06:41,984 --> 00:06:44,429 It's a stupid plan and it'll never work. 167 00:06:44,453 --> 00:06:45,797 It got you to replace 168 00:06:45,821 --> 00:06:48,233 your hideous green bathrobe. 169 00:06:48,257 --> 00:06:50,759 What? That was totally my idea. 170 00:06:51,794 --> 00:06:53,813 Was it? 171 00:06:59,598 --> 00:07:02,065 Everything on this menu is so expensive. 172 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:06,414 I know. I feel like I can finally breathe again. 173 00:07:06,438 --> 00:07:07,849 Oh, what are you doing? 174 00:07:07,873 --> 00:07:10,151 - We can't afford another round. - Oh, shoot. 175 00:07:10,175 --> 00:07:11,853 I just haven't had a good martini in so long, 176 00:07:12,463 --> 00:07:14,489 and poor, little Sammy, bless his heart, 177 00:07:14,513 --> 00:07:16,524 can't seem to make them right. 178 00:07:16,548 --> 00:07:18,493 Heavy hand with the vermouth. 179 00:07:18,517 --> 00:07:20,161 Hmm. 180 00:07:20,185 --> 00:07:21,730 It's Amir and Sandra. 181 00:07:26,591 --> 00:07:28,525 Not them. False alarm. 182 00:07:33,603 --> 00:07:35,376 Javi, 183 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:38,513 maybe we should just swallow our pride and tell them the truth. 184 00:07:38,537 --> 00:07:39,981 Sweetheart, I don't want anyone to know 185 00:07:40,005 --> 00:07:41,249 that we have lost our money. 186 00:07:41,273 --> 00:07:43,051 It will be so embarrassing to me. 187 00:07:43,613 --> 00:07:45,920 But isn't this whole dance thing embarrassing? 188 00:07:45,944 --> 00:07:48,323 I mean, we self-parked. 189 00:07:48,347 --> 00:07:49,991 It's for a little bit. 190 00:07:50,015 --> 00:07:51,559 I mean, feel the AC in here. 191 00:07:51,583 --> 00:07:53,161 We could have that at home. 192 00:07:54,853 --> 00:07:57,065 You're right. We need this money. 193 00:07:57,089 --> 00:07:58,733 - Yeah. - Let's dance. 194 00:07:58,757 --> 00:07:59,868 Just remember, the most important thing 195 00:07:59,892 --> 00:08:01,369 is to act completely natural. 196 00:08:01,393 --> 00:08:03,171 Otherwise, they might get suspicious when... 197 00:08:04,630 --> 00:08:06,007 Amir, Sandra! 198 00:08:06,031 --> 00:08:08,176 Small world. What are you two doing here? 199 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:10,879 - Ah, the conference. - The gala. 200 00:08:10,903 --> 00:08:13,437 - The gala. - The conference. 201 00:08:14,642 --> 00:08:16,684 It's a conference about galas. 202 00:08:16,708 --> 00:08:18,620 Oh. It's called Gala-Con. 203 00:08:18,644 --> 00:08:20,311 You've heard of it. 204 00:08:23,028 --> 00:08:25,860 Ah. Is there anything sweeter 205 00:08:25,884 --> 00:08:27,486 than an unexpected night off? 206 00:08:27,510 --> 00:08:29,898 I wouldn't know because I am working my ass off. 207 00:08:29,922 --> 00:08:31,589 Speaking of... 208 00:08:32,591 --> 00:08:33,935 Hey. 209 00:08:33,959 --> 00:08:35,370 The soda gun is broken, 210 00:08:35,394 --> 00:08:37,272 half the tables are wobbly, and the toilet's clogged. 211 00:08:37,296 --> 00:08:39,140 I am not going in the men's bathroom, Derek. 212 00:08:39,164 --> 00:08:41,142 It's the women's bathroom, Jackie. 213 00:08:41,166 --> 00:08:42,744 Welcome to 2020. 214 00:08:42,768 --> 00:08:45,492 Chicks can blow up a toilet, too. 215 00:08:45,516 --> 00:08:47,949 Why don't you hire a plumber to fix that 216 00:08:47,973 --> 00:08:49,717 and let me do my actual job? 217 00:08:49,741 --> 00:08:51,286 Because that would cost money, 218 00:08:51,310 --> 00:08:53,642 and you already dress like a plumber. 219 00:08:58,250 --> 00:09:00,228 Derek sucks. 220 00:09:00,252 --> 00:09:03,298 But he is the manager, and his mom owns the bar. 221 00:09:03,322 --> 00:09:04,599 She's made it very clear 222 00:09:04,623 --> 00:09:06,601 that he's in charge even if he's a moron. 223 00:09:06,625 --> 00:09:09,199 Those were her words, not mine. 224 00:09:09,494 --> 00:09:11,945 They would be mine as well. 225 00:09:11,969 --> 00:09:14,342 I'm so sick of being taken advantage of. 226 00:09:14,366 --> 00:09:16,077 It's like, I do all the work. 227 00:09:16,101 --> 00:09:18,413 I haven't gotten a raise in... forever. 228 00:09:18,437 --> 00:09:19,848 That is not right. 229 00:09:19,872 --> 00:09:22,150 With inflation and cost of living increases... 230 00:09:22,174 --> 00:09:23,380 You got to stay liquid. 231 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:27,278 That's the only financial term I know. 232 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:30,124 Plus, now you have extra people 233 00:09:30,148 --> 00:09:31,426 living in your house. 234 00:09:31,450 --> 00:09:33,461 I think maybe it is time you follow your own advice. 235 00:09:33,485 --> 00:09:35,930 Be direct and ask Derek for a raise. 236 00:09:36,351 --> 00:09:37,532 I don't know. 237 00:09:37,556 --> 00:09:39,133 That could backfire. 238 00:09:39,157 --> 00:09:41,603 And also, Lizzie's kind of gotten in my head. 239 00:09:41,627 --> 00:09:44,105 Maybe I am a little harsh. 240 00:09:44,129 --> 00:09:46,374 You're not harsh. You're a passionate woman 241 00:09:46,398 --> 00:09:48,776 with a large capacity for insults. 242 00:09:49,030 --> 00:09:50,345 But it's important 243 00:09:50,369 --> 00:09:52,046 to know that you are valued. 244 00:09:52,070 --> 00:09:54,549 You're right. Maybe I could try 245 00:09:54,573 --> 00:09:57,185 Javi and Lizzie's dumb little dance thing. 246 00:09:57,209 --> 00:09:58,847 Are you sure? It's not exactly your style. 247 00:09:58,872 --> 00:09:59,721 No, no, no. 248 00:09:59,745 --> 00:10:03,291 I bet I could trick that sniveling little butt wipe 249 00:10:03,315 --> 00:10:06,494 into thinking giving me a raise is something he farted out. 250 00:10:06,881 --> 00:10:08,800 Maybe don't use any of those words. 251 00:10:10,222 --> 00:10:12,567 It's so nice to see you guys. 252 00:10:12,591 --> 00:10:14,222 It's been way too long. 253 00:10:15,020 --> 00:10:16,865 When was the last time we saw each other? 254 00:10:17,029 --> 00:10:19,140 - Hmm, not sure. - Hmm. 255 00:10:19,164 --> 00:10:20,808 Well, if I were to guess, I would say 256 00:10:20,832 --> 00:10:24,479 Monte Carlo, November 11, 2018... ish. 257 00:10:24,503 --> 00:10:26,147 Oh, look. 258 00:10:26,171 --> 00:10:28,816 A picture of that night just came up on my phone. 259 00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:30,518 I'll say it. 260 00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:31,886 We might look great there, 261 00:10:31,910 --> 00:10:33,721 but we all look way better now. 262 00:10:33,745 --> 00:10:35,323 Especially Elizabeth. 263 00:10:35,347 --> 00:10:37,358 Your face looks amazing. 264 00:10:37,382 --> 00:10:39,617 Have you been working out? 265 00:10:40,919 --> 00:10:43,264 I haven't worked out a day in my life. 266 00:10:43,918 --> 00:10:45,099 I believe we went 267 00:10:45,123 --> 00:10:47,435 to a casino that night, and... 268 00:10:47,459 --> 00:10:50,438 - Oh, my God! - King crab! 269 00:10:50,462 --> 00:10:52,573 I hope you don't mind. We took the liberty 270 00:10:52,597 --> 00:10:54,008 of ordering a seafood tower. 271 00:10:54,032 --> 00:10:55,700 Mmm. 272 00:10:57,302 --> 00:11:00,048 Excuse us. We, uh, we've been on a crab cleanse 273 00:11:00,072 --> 00:11:01,916 the past few months. 274 00:11:02,266 --> 00:11:04,934 That must have been hard to stick to in Tokyo. 275 00:11:06,445 --> 00:11:09,223 Well, you guys posted that great pic of your trip on Instagram. 276 00:11:09,247 --> 00:11:11,359 - Tokyo. - Mm. 277 00:11:11,383 --> 00:11:12,961 Yes, of course. 278 00:11:12,985 --> 00:11:14,629 We've been 279 00:11:14,653 --> 00:11:17,098 to so many places lately, it's just hard to keep track. 280 00:11:17,122 --> 00:11:19,267 Oh, I know what you mean. We travel so much, 281 00:11:19,291 --> 00:11:21,436 sometimes it's hard to know where we are. 282 00:11:21,460 --> 00:11:23,037 Oh, I'm sure 283 00:11:23,061 --> 00:11:24,439 Elizabeth knows where we are. 284 00:11:24,463 --> 00:11:27,475 Didn't you grow up around here? Beverly Hills? 285 00:11:27,499 --> 00:11:28,977 More or less. 286 00:11:29,527 --> 00:11:31,094 Reseda. 287 00:11:32,004 --> 00:11:35,283 Some say it's the Beverly Hills of the deep west Valley. 288 00:11:35,307 --> 00:11:36,985 We can't even tell. 289 00:11:37,009 --> 00:11:38,453 And kudos to you 290 00:11:38,477 --> 00:11:40,121 for not letting your upbringing drag you down. 291 00:11:40,850 --> 00:11:42,156 I think that calls 292 00:11:42,180 --> 00:11:43,791 - for more champagne. - Agreed. 293 00:11:43,815 --> 00:11:45,994 And don't worry, Javi, we've learned our lesson. 294 00:11:46,018 --> 00:11:48,296 We won't fight you for the bill. 295 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:50,498 Oh, no, you can fight me a little. 296 00:11:53,863 --> 00:11:55,470 Monte Carlo, you say? 297 00:11:55,494 --> 00:11:58,573 Yes, that was a wild night, huh? 298 00:11:58,597 --> 00:12:01,642 I vaguely remember somebody... 299 00:12:01,666 --> 00:12:03,745 giving somebody something. 300 00:12:04,068 --> 00:12:05,401 I remember. 301 00:12:06,176 --> 00:12:07,669 You guys gave us... 302 00:12:08,774 --> 00:12:10,752 ...the best recommendation for caviar. 303 00:12:10,776 --> 00:12:12,987 You know, let me see if they have it. 304 00:12:13,011 --> 00:12:14,655 Shall I get us two orders? 305 00:12:14,679 --> 00:12:16,624 Only if you're paying. 306 00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:19,027 Javi, you're such a jokester. 307 00:12:21,319 --> 00:12:24,655 I'm definitely joking. 308 00:12:27,359 --> 00:12:29,404 Oh, hey, Derek. 309 00:12:30,037 --> 00:12:31,615 Whatever it is, make it quick, 310 00:12:31,639 --> 00:12:33,945 because I accidentally ate the food we serve here. 311 00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:37,006 I just... 312 00:12:37,081 --> 00:12:40,423 wanted you to know that I see how hard you work. 313 00:12:40,743 --> 00:12:42,792 And it's kind of... 314 00:12:43,037 --> 00:12:44,928 - it's just... - Inspiring. 315 00:12:44,952 --> 00:12:47,030 Inspiring. 316 00:12:47,054 --> 00:12:48,338 What's your angle? 317 00:12:48,362 --> 00:12:50,788 No angle. I just appreciate 318 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:53,136 how hard you work running this place. 319 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:54,437 You know, I do work hard, 320 00:12:54,461 --> 00:12:55,939 and sometimes it's tough to tell, 321 00:12:55,963 --> 00:12:58,731 because the cologne I use smells like weed. 322 00:13:00,668 --> 00:13:02,979 But... I just think 323 00:13:03,003 --> 00:13:06,783 it's important that people like us are rewarded 324 00:13:06,807 --> 00:13:10,743 and recognized for the hard work that we do. 325 00:13:12,246 --> 00:13:14,714 You know what? You just gave me a great idea. 326 00:13:15,849 --> 00:13:18,461 I'm gonna fire a busboy and give myself a raise. 327 00:13:18,485 --> 00:13:19,896 Hey, Donnie? 328 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,910 Can I talk to you for a second, bud? 329 00:13:23,857 --> 00:13:26,503 Much like your dancing at Javier and Elizabeth's wedding, 330 00:13:26,527 --> 00:13:29,406 that had a lot of unexpected turns. 331 00:13:29,430 --> 00:13:31,574 That just totally backfired. 332 00:13:31,598 --> 00:13:33,343 Just ask him for a raise. 333 00:13:33,367 --> 00:13:35,555 It's not like you to avoid confrontation. 334 00:13:35,579 --> 00:13:37,747 I once saw you drive three exits out of your way 335 00:13:37,771 --> 00:13:39,844 to give the finger to someone who cut you off. 336 00:13:40,637 --> 00:13:42,218 Yeah, but... 337 00:13:42,242 --> 00:13:43,887 this is different. 338 00:13:43,911 --> 00:13:46,279 Because Derek is not an old nun? 339 00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:50,093 No. 340 00:13:50,117 --> 00:13:51,895 It's just that I need this job. 341 00:13:51,919 --> 00:13:55,054 And if I get in a fight with Derek, then I could lose it. 342 00:13:56,276 --> 00:13:58,254 You know, there is a way to be direct 343 00:13:58,279 --> 00:13:59,590 and not lose your cool. 344 00:13:59,727 --> 00:14:02,361 With Derek? I don't think so. 345 00:14:03,397 --> 00:14:04,507 Jackie, 346 00:14:04,531 --> 00:14:05,995 let me tell you a story. 347 00:14:06,767 --> 00:14:09,012 It's about a young boy 348 00:14:09,036 --> 00:14:11,748 who grew up with dreams of becoming a famous actor. 349 00:14:11,772 --> 00:14:13,683 Day after day, he practiced his craft, 350 00:14:13,707 --> 00:14:15,452 but he never put himself out there, 351 00:14:15,476 --> 00:14:17,187 because he was scared of failing. 352 00:14:17,211 --> 00:14:18,855 What happened to him? 353 00:14:18,879 --> 00:14:20,724 He ended up as the personal assistant 354 00:14:20,748 --> 00:14:22,726 to a very wealthy man. 355 00:14:23,221 --> 00:14:24,951 And he's miserable. 356 00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:28,598 Luis, it's not too late. 357 00:14:28,622 --> 00:14:31,935 If you want to be an actor, go follow your dream. 358 00:14:31,959 --> 00:14:35,228 What? No, I'm talking about my brother Pascual. 359 00:14:36,256 --> 00:14:38,434 He's the assistant to a real jerk. 360 00:14:38,799 --> 00:14:39,976 I love my life. 361 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,698 It is literally the best. 362 00:14:42,736 --> 00:14:45,148 - This isn't working. - I know. 363 00:14:45,172 --> 00:14:46,816 I think we should just take Jackie's advice 364 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:48,284 and ask them for the money. 365 00:14:48,308 --> 00:14:49,753 Right, but can we do it without letting them know 366 00:14:49,777 --> 00:14:50,954 that we have lost all of our money? 367 00:14:50,978 --> 00:14:52,322 We can try. 368 00:14:52,346 --> 00:14:54,580 Okay. Which one of us will ask? 369 00:14:57,851 --> 00:14:59,829 Yeah! 370 00:14:59,853 --> 00:15:01,854 I'm sorry, honey. Good game, good game. 371 00:15:02,856 --> 00:15:04,467 Sandy and I were thinking 372 00:15:04,491 --> 00:15:06,636 maybe we'd have dessert in the Presidential Suite. 373 00:15:06,660 --> 00:15:09,339 The chocolate tart is the best in the city. 374 00:15:09,363 --> 00:15:12,609 Before we do, we wanted to ask you something. 375 00:15:12,633 --> 00:15:14,177 The last time we saw you, 376 00:15:14,201 --> 00:15:16,613 you two were a bit light on cash 377 00:15:16,637 --> 00:15:18,805 and we lent you some money. 378 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,488 And, what, you're asking for it back? 379 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:25,783 We are. 380 00:15:26,313 --> 00:15:28,691 That's kind of crass. 381 00:15:28,715 --> 00:15:31,694 I guess she hasn't completely left Reseda behind. 382 00:15:31,718 --> 00:15:34,864 You're talking as if you're broke or something. 383 00:15:34,888 --> 00:15:36,599 That's because we are. 384 00:15:36,623 --> 00:15:37,934 I can't believe we've been dancing 385 00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:39,469 around you owing us money all night, 386 00:15:39,493 --> 00:15:41,504 because I was so afraid of what you might think 387 00:15:41,528 --> 00:15:43,339 if you found out that we are broke. 388 00:15:43,363 --> 00:15:45,108 And my wife has stuck by my side 389 00:15:45,132 --> 00:15:46,442 through all of this, 390 00:15:46,466 --> 00:15:48,444 because she's the most amazing person I know. 391 00:15:48,468 --> 00:15:50,113 And, yes, she's from Reseda, 392 00:15:50,137 --> 00:15:51,948 and she's damn proud of it. 393 00:15:51,972 --> 00:15:52,949 Well... 394 00:15:52,973 --> 00:15:54,687 Okay, mostly okay with it. 395 00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:58,467 And because I have her... 396 00:15:58,745 --> 00:16:01,057 I'm the richest person in the world. 397 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,392 So you can take your judgment... 398 00:16:03,416 --> 00:16:05,328 y te lo puedes meter por las nalgas 399 00:16:05,352 --> 00:16:07,697 hasta que lo escupas y te lo vuelvas a meter 400 00:16:07,721 --> 00:16:10,244 por las nalgas. ¿Cómo la vez, Amir? 401 00:16:11,658 --> 00:16:13,903 And in case you don't speak Spanish, that means: 402 00:16:13,927 --> 00:16:16,973 Give us our freakin' money now! 403 00:16:17,627 --> 00:16:20,310 You can't expect me to have that kind of cash on me. 404 00:16:20,334 --> 00:16:21,845 Hey, hey, what are you looking at her for, huh? 405 00:16:21,869 --> 00:16:23,674 Eyes up here. She can't help you now. 406 00:16:24,371 --> 00:16:26,583 I just have my walking-around money. 407 00:16:26,607 --> 00:16:29,719 Well, walk it over here. 408 00:16:29,743 --> 00:16:31,054 Fine, take it. 409 00:16:31,078 --> 00:16:32,322 Come on, Sandra. 410 00:16:32,346 --> 00:16:35,414 By the way, your moat guy sucks. 411 00:16:36,783 --> 00:16:40,530 You were amazing! 412 00:16:40,554 --> 00:16:42,265 - Oh, yes. - Oh, Javi, I'm sorry 413 00:16:42,289 --> 00:16:44,367 that everyone's gonna know we're broke. 414 00:16:44,391 --> 00:16:46,870 Well, it was bound to come out sooner or later. 415 00:16:46,894 --> 00:16:49,873 It feels so good to no longer be living a lie. 416 00:16:49,897 --> 00:16:51,040 Ay, ay, ay. 417 00:16:51,064 --> 00:16:52,275 I got this. 418 00:16:52,299 --> 00:16:54,080 Oh, garçon? 419 00:16:54,635 --> 00:16:56,079 Bonsoir. 420 00:16:56,103 --> 00:16:57,881 Uh, we'd like to put this on our room. 421 00:16:57,905 --> 00:16:59,705 We're staying in the Presidential Suite. 422 00:17:01,975 --> 00:17:04,610 Little something I learned from growing up in Reseda. 423 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:08,291 - Hey, Derek. - What do you need? 424 00:17:08,315 --> 00:17:10,293 I got my hands full. I mean... 425 00:17:10,317 --> 00:17:12,265 I am very busy. 426 00:17:12,552 --> 00:17:14,364 I just need a moment of your time. 427 00:17:14,388 --> 00:17:15,431 Okay. 428 00:17:15,455 --> 00:17:17,033 One moment. Go. 429 00:17:17,057 --> 00:17:20,036 As you know, I've been here a long time. 430 00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:24,407 I work super hard, and I'm feeling undervalued. 431 00:17:24,431 --> 00:17:26,476 Wait. Are you asking for a raise? 432 00:17:26,821 --> 00:17:28,378 I am. 433 00:17:28,402 --> 00:17:31,648 I'm sorry, but things are really tight here right now. 434 00:17:32,034 --> 00:17:34,550 I just had to let a busboy go. 435 00:17:34,871 --> 00:17:38,821 Come on. This place would literally fall apart without me. 436 00:17:38,845 --> 00:17:40,823 I would love to help you out, but... 437 00:17:40,847 --> 00:17:42,779 your moment's over. 438 00:17:42,803 --> 00:17:44,614 You know I deserve a raise. 439 00:17:44,638 --> 00:17:46,016 I don't know anything. 440 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,283 Damn right you don't. 441 00:17:47,307 --> 00:17:48,952 Now pay me what I'm worth. 442 00:17:48,976 --> 00:17:50,120 Or what? 443 00:17:50,144 --> 00:17:51,411 You gonna quit? 444 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:55,474 Yeah. 445 00:17:56,350 --> 00:17:59,509 Yeah. If you don't give me a raise 446 00:17:59,533 --> 00:18:00,830 before I walk out that door, 447 00:18:00,854 --> 00:18:02,866 that's exactly what I'm gonna do. 448 00:18:02,890 --> 00:18:04,634 Are you sure about that? 449 00:18:04,658 --> 00:18:09,028 I've never been more sure about anything in my entire life. 450 00:18:15,769 --> 00:18:17,247 I mean it. 451 00:18:23,677 --> 00:18:25,878 You're never gonna see me again. 452 00:18:30,918 --> 00:18:32,662 Did you say something? 453 00:18:32,686 --> 00:18:34,264 I did not. 454 00:18:39,140 --> 00:18:41,673 - I feel terrible. - I shouldn't have pushed you. 455 00:18:41,706 --> 00:18:44,686 - It's all my fault. - No. It isn't. 456 00:18:45,107 --> 00:18:48,189 And I was able to walk out of there with my head held high. 457 00:18:48,213 --> 00:18:51,359 You did cry an awful lot on the car ride home. 458 00:18:51,383 --> 00:18:54,095 With my head held high. 459 00:18:54,408 --> 00:18:56,264 And I'm really proud of you guys. 460 00:18:56,288 --> 00:18:58,599 I know how hard it was for you to ask for money. 461 00:18:59,580 --> 00:19:01,897 I know you said you were on your own here, 462 00:19:01,921 --> 00:19:03,304 but you're not. 463 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,544 Thanks, Lizzie. 464 00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:08,876 - Oh, it's too hot for that. - Ugh. Like hugging a damp rag. 465 00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:10,077 Yeah. 466 00:19:17,476 --> 00:19:18,891 What are you doing here? 467 00:19:21,179 --> 00:19:22,723 Mitzi. 468 00:19:22,747 --> 00:19:24,133 My turd of a son... 469 00:19:24,157 --> 00:19:25,726 Not cool, Mom. 470 00:19:26,274 --> 00:19:27,828 Let me finish, honey. 471 00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:31,570 My turd of a son has something he wants to say to you. 472 00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:35,072 You are incredibly important to us, 473 00:19:35,096 --> 00:19:37,695 and we want you to feel valued, so we'd like to offer you 474 00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:39,096 a five percent... a ten percent... 475 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:41,655 a seven percent raise. 476 00:19:43,491 --> 00:19:46,002 And that came from the heart, so what do you say? 477 00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:49,940 I guess I could deal with that. 478 00:19:49,964 --> 00:19:52,109 Good. Now, come on, Derek, we're going home. 479 00:19:52,133 --> 00:19:54,211 You said we could stop at Jamba Juice. 480 00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:56,595 That was just to get you in the car. 481 00:19:58,773 --> 00:20:00,150 Yeah! 482 00:20:00,174 --> 00:20:02,386 - Congratulations! - That was fantastic! 483 00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:05,312 I was right to push you. The raise is all because of me. 484 00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:07,925 Excuse me. 485 00:20:07,949 --> 00:20:10,151 The heat has made me say what I'm actually thinking. 486 00:20:10,852 --> 00:20:12,896 Come, Jackie. Sit down and cool off. 487 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,898 I thought the AC guy wasn't coming till tomorrow. 488 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:17,334 Well, after the thrill of what happened last night, 489 00:20:17,358 --> 00:20:19,436 we couldn't sleep, so we made... 490 00:20:19,460 --> 00:20:22,830 Love like two sea otters in perfect harmony. 491 00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:25,124 Gross. 492 00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:28,078 And... we made this. 493 00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:29,836 Sammy, is it ready? 494 00:20:34,091 --> 00:20:35,121 Introducing 495 00:20:35,145 --> 00:20:37,488 The Chair Conditioner: Family Edition! 496 00:20:37,512 --> 00:20:38,879 Ah. 497 00:20:40,393 --> 00:20:41,560 Oh. 498 00:20:43,351 --> 00:20:46,330 This is the best day of my life. 499 00:20:46,354 --> 00:20:48,481 What about the day I was born? 500 00:20:49,357 --> 00:20:51,201 You're right, this is better.