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[ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC PLAYING]
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- [WOMAN] Thank you.
- [MAN] All right, see you later.
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[SYDNEY] Dear Diary, I...
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Fucked Stanley Barber!
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You fucked Stanley Barber?
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Y-You don't have to keep repeating it.
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- Liam is right there.
- [LAUGHS] I'm sorry,
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I'm just processing.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- So, how was it?
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Honestly, having sex with
Stan was really awkward.
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- It was... great.
- [SPLUTTERS] Really?
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Something just didn't feel right.
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Really. I mean...
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so good at going down on me,
I was like, "Whoa!" [LAUGHS]
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So you wanna hook up again?
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I really don't want a boyfriend.
Just wanna hang out with Dina
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and for all this weird
shit to stop happening
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and for everything to go back to normal.
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One hundred percent. [LAUGHS]
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[PHONE BUZZING]
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[SIGHS] I'm worried about
Brad. He's in a lot of pain.
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Dina, he's acting like he's lost a leg.
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We were supposed to go to Ricky
Berry's birthday party tonight,
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but I don't think he's up for it.
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Oh, you got invited to that?
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- [PHONE ALERT]
- Um...
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Yeah, I guess I sort of got invited.
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- Right. Cool.
- I don't know.
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I don't... think I'm
gonna go, though, so...
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[LAUGHS] What? Go take care of Brad?
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I mean... [CHUCKLES]
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Fuck it. Why don't we just
go together, you and me?
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[CHUCKLES]
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Please say yes.
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Ye... Okay.
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Yeah, let's do it.
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- Okay, Syd!
- [LAUGHS]
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[ROCK AND ROLL SONG PLAYING]
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Hey, girls. Good breakfast?
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- Yes. Thanks so much, Mrs. Miller.
- Don't worry, hon. It's on me.
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- Thank you.
- How come you always make me pay?
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Because Dina is nicer
to me than you are,
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and I like her better than you.
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[LAUGHING] Okay.
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I'll see you later.
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[LAUGHING] Bye!
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Okay, so, here's the deal.
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Karen's dog got diarrhea.
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- Ew.
- So I have to stay a few more hours.
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So that means what?
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It means you can stay here and
marry some ketchups for me...
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Okay. No sale.
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... or you can take your brother home...
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without being an asshole about it.
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[SIGHS] Yeah, okay. I'll take Liam home.
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Thank you.
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[TRAIN HORN BLARING]
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Syd?
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Yeah?
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Where did Stan go?
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What do you mean?
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You said that Stan was
going down somewhere.
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No! No, I didn't.
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- Yeah, you did.
- No, I really didn't. [LAUGHS]
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You told Dina that Stan
was going down somewhere
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and that he was really good at it.
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Yup. Uh, he's, um... he's
going down south to Mexico,
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and he's, uh, really good at it
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'cause he's such a great,
uh... traveler.
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- He's a very efficient packer.
- [ROCK MUSIC FROM CAR]
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- That's cool.
- Yeah.
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There he is now.
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[SYD] Oh, yeah. Huh.
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[CREAKING]
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- What's he doing?
- Just wait.
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[SQUEAKING]
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[HIGH-PITCHED GRINDING]
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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So, it's good to see you again.
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Yeah. [GIGGLES]
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Yeah, you too.
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So, do you wanna... do you wanna,
like, do somethin' later tonight
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or somethin'?
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Oh, God, what have I done?
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You know, I would, but Dina and
I are going to Ricky Berry's party.
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No shit? I'll be there too.
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- Oh, you will?
- Yeah.
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Ah. Okay, right. [CHUCKLES]
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So, I guess I'll see you there.
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[LAUGHING] And we gotta go. Right now.
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Okay? It's... It's...
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Bye.
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Cool.
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[BOY] Don't drop the ball, you idiot.
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Can we go the other way instead?
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I want to walk back by the train tracks.
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[BOY] Think you can catch it?
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- That's the long way.
- I know.
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- It's good exercise. Uh...
- [BOY] Let's go, now.
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- Uh, Liam, wait. Goob, what's wrong?
- [BOY] The kid can't catch.
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That's Richard Rynard.
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Can you throw a little bit harder?
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That's the kid who might kick your ass?
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- [RICHARD] Catch it.
- Uh-huh.
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[RICHARD] Throw it to him, not me.
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[LIAM] Syd! Wait, stop!
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Please don't.
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[SYDNEY] Hey, Richard!
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- Yeah?
- You see my little brother?
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[SNORTS] Do you mean the one
hiding because he's so scared?
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- [LAUGHTER]
- Well, you're gonna leave him alone.
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Got it?
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Yeah, sure thing.
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Go choke on a tampon, freak.
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[LAUGHTER]
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You know what? So what
if I really am a freak?
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- [RUMBLING]
- I could be okay with that.
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I mean, if I really can make
a nose bleed with my brain,
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then maybe it can be used for good.
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Um... Are you okay?
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- Bet you feel like a badass, huh?
- Kinda.
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Well, let me tell you something.
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One day, it's all gonna
go downhill, buddy.
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Your life will be so pathetic,
you'll attend high school reunions,
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because you know what?
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Nothing else is ever gonna happen
for you in your entire life.
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Yeah, you won't even have a dog!
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Now what do you wanna do?
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I don't know. I was sorta thinkin'...
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What?
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We could maybe, uh... do a puzzle?
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The puzzles are downstairs...
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in the basement...
where my dad killed himself.
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And I haven't been down there since.
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Is there really nothing
else you wanna do?
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Cartoons?
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Prank call the neighbors?
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You know, Ms. Johnson is
really nice. That's kinda mean.
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Yeah, I guess.
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Okay.
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Hang tight.
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It's just a basement.
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Just a room in a house.
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[CREAKING]
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[SIGHS]
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Every Sunday morning, Dad and
Liam would work on a puzzle
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after breakfast.
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It was kinda their thing.
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But Dad and I...
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To me, it felt like
everything was our thing.
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[SIGHS]
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But he used to spend hours down here
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doing I don't know what.
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I wish I understood him better.
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Mom was the one who found him.
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He didn't even leave a note.
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Never explained anything.
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[LIGHT BULBS CRACKLING]
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Why the hell didn't he leave a note?
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I mean, did he really have no
idea I was gonna be such a freak?
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[RUMBLING]
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I mean, did he think I
wouldn't need him around?
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I mean, why would he do that?
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- [RUMBLING]
- [LIAM SCREAMS]
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[CRASH]
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Liam, are you okay? What happened?
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It's Banana.
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I... I think he's...
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Fuck me.
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["EVERY TIME YOU GO AWAY"
BY PAUL YOUNG PLAYING]
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♪ Every time you go ♪
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♪ Away ♪
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- Dear Diary, I murdered a hedgehog.
- ♪ You take a piece of me ♪
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♪ With you ♪
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♪ Every time you go ♪
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♪ Away ♪
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♪ You take a piece of me with you... ♪
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How old do you think Banana was?
In, like, hedgehog years?
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Super old, man.
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Like, 94.
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Banana was only 12 in hedgehog years.
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I murdered a tween.
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- Really?
- Definitely.
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Could you say a few words? I'm too sad.
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Uh...
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Banana...
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you were very cute.
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- [SNIFFLES]
- So much fun.
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That hedgehog didn't do shit.
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We both love you.
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Do you think that, um... Banana...
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is with Dad now?
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Yeah. Dad will take good care of him.
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I just...
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I wish I was there for you at the end.
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Had we known that you... needed help,
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we would have given it to you.
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This just isn't fair.
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You're gone now, and there's
nothing we can do about it.
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We both miss you s... so much.
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Everything's so different
without you around.
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Oh, God.
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When does this get easier?
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[SNIFFLES]
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[SIGHS]
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[RUMBLING]
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[HIGH-PITCHED RINGING]
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♪ Do-do-le-dup, de-pom-pom ♪
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- ♪ De-do-de-do-de-do ♪
- Dear Diary...
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... things are maybe getting
a little out of control.
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["I WISH I WAS A MONKEY"
BY NERVOUS NORVUS PLAYING]
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♪ I wish I was a monkey... ♪
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First, Brad's stupid nose.
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Then, Liam's adorable hedgehog.
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Diary, I feel like I'm racking
up a body count here.
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You know, I probably
shouldn't be allowed outside,
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but now I have to take
my psycho ass to a party.
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[DINA SIGHS] Okay, I'm so stressed out.
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Which one do you like better?
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The blue one is kind of
all about the boobs.
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The red one helps out my
ass a little bit, though.
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Which one should I wear?
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Both?
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You are useless.
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Okay, if we wanna be fashionably
late, we should leave in a few,
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so hurry up and get ready.
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I... I'm ready.
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Wait. Are you wearing that to the party?
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What's wrong with my sweater?
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Um... Nothing. It's just...
very comfortable.
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But, okay, what if, um...
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what if you wore this instead?
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- No, thank you?
- Oh, come on.
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Don't you think it's time
for the world premiere
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of Sydney Novak's cleavage?
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You'd look so hot in it.
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Dina always makes me feel brave.
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Okay, fine.
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Okay. Okay, awesome.
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Oh, now it's time for your makeup.
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["AS LONG AS WE'RE TOGETHER"
BY THE LEMON TWIGS PLAYING]
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- I'm sorry.
- What?
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I feel like I've been
so distracted lately.
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- ♪ I was standing in your room ♪
- Oh, that's okay.
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- ♪ Without my boots ♪
- No, Syd, it's not.
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You had sex for the very
first time last night,
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and that wasn't even on my radar.
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It still blows my mind.
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How long have I known you? And you
seriously never talk about boys.
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Well, now I have. [CHUCKLES]
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Anything else earth-shattering
you wanna tell me?
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♪ And my skin is red ♪
256
00:12:18,590 --> 00:12:21,720
Well, I... I don't... To be honest,
I don't know. There's this thing.
257
00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:22,960
- [HEARTBEAT]
- ♪ Arm to arm ♪
258
00:12:22,970 --> 00:12:24,050
♪ And thigh to thigh ♪
259
00:12:24,130 --> 00:12:26,840
- I, um...
- ♪ Even though there's plenty of room ♪
260
00:12:30,470 --> 00:12:32,388
... think there might be
something wrong with me.
261
00:12:32,390 --> 00:12:34,010
- [HEARTBEAT]
- What do you mean?
262
00:12:36,020 --> 00:12:38,680
♪ Just like an owl ♪
263
00:12:38,770 --> 00:12:41,400
- I just feel different lately.
- Oh, my God. No, same.
264
00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:42,730
Me too.
265
00:12:43,780 --> 00:12:45,950
[SCOFFS] Yeah, right.
266
00:12:46,030 --> 00:12:47,990
No, seriously. Like, the other day,
267
00:12:48,070 --> 00:12:50,110
I made a joke about The
Rocky Horror Picture Show.
268
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:51,280
No one got it.
269
00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:53,750
I had to explain the
plot to Brad's friends.
270
00:12:53,830 --> 00:12:55,710
They just looked at me
like I was batshit crazy.
271
00:12:56,170 --> 00:12:57,710
♪ Well, I don't think I'll be bitter ♪
272
00:12:57,790 --> 00:13:00,790
- Yeah, well, they're all idiots.
- Oh, I know, right?
273
00:13:01,630 --> 00:13:05,010
But seriously, everybody feels
like a freak sometimes.
274
00:13:05,420 --> 00:13:06,420
Yeah, I guess.
275
00:13:07,130 --> 00:13:09,670
Okay. Finishing touch... lipstick.
276
00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:10,840
Absolutely not.
277
00:13:10,930 --> 00:13:12,260
- Lip gloss.
- Nope.
278
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:14,470
Cherry ChapStick.
279
00:13:15,730 --> 00:13:16,730
Fine.
280
00:13:21,820 --> 00:13:25,320
♪ Yeah, keep that sweatshirt ♪
♪ Wait outside ♪
281
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:27,440
- ♪ We've only ever talked ♪
- Amazing.
282
00:13:28,570 --> 00:13:29,570
Come on.
283
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,450
- ♪ For what? ♪
- [SIGHS]
284
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,709
- [SYDNEY] Shit.
- [DANCE MUSIC THUMPING]
285
00:13:38,710 --> 00:13:41,420
Okay, I'm scared, but fun scared.
286
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,750
Like we're about to skydive for
the first time or something.
287
00:13:45,340 --> 00:13:46,970
Well, I'm not fun scared.
288
00:13:47,470 --> 00:13:49,720
Feels like we're about to
be eaten by wolves, like...
289
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:52,760
really drunk, judgmental wolves.
290
00:13:53,970 --> 00:13:55,340
[DINA] We're gonna be fine.
291
00:13:55,430 --> 00:13:58,430
I just wish I could inject vodka
directly into my veins first.
292
00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:00,860
I do have this.
293
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,900
- Oh, my God. You're my hero.
- [LAUGHS]
294
00:14:14,410 --> 00:14:16,030
- You good?
- Good.
295
00:14:17,170 --> 00:14:18,209
Good.
296
00:14:18,210 --> 00:14:20,300
["TWO HEARTS" BY NZCA LINES PLAYING]
297
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,370
[SYDNEY] So, I did it.
298
00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:28,720
I finally went to a high school party.
299
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,350
- [GIRL] Hi!
- It's awesome.
300
00:14:30,430 --> 00:14:31,810
It was terrifying.
301
00:14:31,890 --> 00:14:32,890
[DINA] So awesome.
302
00:14:32,930 --> 00:14:35,270
I was so afraid I'd do
something fucked up.
303
00:14:35,350 --> 00:14:36,350
[BOY] Dina!
304
00:14:36,430 --> 00:14:38,050
Welcome to the madness!
305
00:14:38,140 --> 00:14:39,140
Hey.
306
00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:42,560
Hey. Hey.
307
00:14:42,650 --> 00:14:45,990
Oh, gosh, don't tell me.
I know it. I know this one.
308
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:48,990
- Sydney.
- Right!
309
00:14:49,610 --> 00:14:51,650
I thought it started with an S, yeah.
310
00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:53,870
Well, you guys go enjoy,
all right? [CHUCKLES]
311
00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,210
[DINA] Ignore him.
312
00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:59,660
So, should we, like, get in there?
313
00:15:00,870 --> 00:15:01,870
There's...
314
00:15:02,630 --> 00:15:04,010
Can we please stick together?
315
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,330
Duh!
316
00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:07,890
- I'd never leave you.
- ♪ Then don't tell me we're lost ♪
317
00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:11,920
♪ 'Cause I've been waiting for you ♪
318
00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:16,550
♪ Don't tell me we're lost ♪
319
00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,110
[GIRLS GROAN]
320
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:21,110
♪ 'Cause I've been ♪
♪ Waiting for you tonight ♪
321
00:15:22,650 --> 00:15:24,570
♪ Just don't tell me we're lost ♪
322
00:15:25,110 --> 00:15:26,320
- Yeah!
- [LAUGHS]
323
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,410
♪ 'Cause I've been waiting for you ♪
324
00:15:30,860 --> 00:15:33,570
♪ I've been waiting for you tonight ♪
325
00:15:34,870 --> 00:15:36,620
♪ 'Cause I've been waiting for you ♪
326
00:15:36,990 --> 00:15:38,160
[SYDNEY AND DINA] Stan!
327
00:15:40,870 --> 00:15:41,950
So, Stan...
328
00:15:44,380 --> 00:15:45,590
[CHUCKLES] Yeah?
329
00:15:46,630 --> 00:15:49,340
I just feel like you and I
have never really talked.
330
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:50,930
I... I guess not.
331
00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:56,730
So you and Syd are, like, neighbors.
332
00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,440
Like, close neighbors, right?
333
00:16:01,070 --> 00:16:02,620
Uh... I mean,
334
00:16:02,650 --> 00:16:04,848
we're, like, a... we're, like, a
few blocks away from each other.
335
00:16:04,850 --> 00:16:07,850
- So, I'd say... we're moderately close.
- [DINA] Cool.
336
00:16:07,940 --> 00:16:08,940
Mm.
337
00:16:10,610 --> 00:16:14,740
- Sounds pretty close to me.
- Okay. Just ignore her, okay?
338
00:16:16,740 --> 00:16:18,360
Holy shit! That's Jenny Tuffield.
339
00:16:20,290 --> 00:16:22,500
[STANLEY] Didn't her mom
just send her to rehab?
340
00:16:22,910 --> 00:16:26,580
Yeah, but I guess 'cause
she's here, it totally worked,
341
00:16:26,670 --> 00:16:28,340
and she's all better now?
342
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,140
[SYDNEY] Yeah, right.
343
00:16:31,210 --> 00:16:33,380
["JESSIE'S GIRL" BY RICK
SPRINGFIELD PLAYING]
344
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:34,630
Oh, my God, I love this song.
345
00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:36,888
- ♪ Jessie is a friend, yeah ♪
- We have to dance to this,
346
00:16:36,890 --> 00:16:38,560
like, right now, right this second.
347
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,890
- Come on.
- ♪ He's been a good friend of mine ♪
348
00:16:41,970 --> 00:16:45,180
♪ But lately, somethin's changed ♪
♪ And it ain't hard to define ♪
349
00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:47,398
- Go for it. I'm good.
- ♪ Jessie's got himself a girl ♪
350
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,240
- ♪ And I wanna make her mine ♪
- [SIGHS]
351
00:16:49,310 --> 00:16:51,810
♪ And she's watchin'
him with those eyes ♪
352
00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:55,860
♪ And she's lovin' him with that body ♪
♪ I just know it ♪
353
00:16:55,950 --> 00:16:59,750
♪ And he's holdin' her in his arms ♪
♪ Late, late at night ♪
354
00:17:00,530 --> 00:17:03,740
♪ You know ♪
♪ I wish that I had Jessie's girl ♪
355
00:17:04,710 --> 00:17:07,500
♪ I wish that I had Jessie's girl ♪
356
00:17:09,670 --> 00:17:12,930
- ♪ Where can I find a woman like that? ♪
- Now take this thing off.
357
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,500
♪ I play along with the charade ♪
358
00:17:16,130 --> 00:17:18,380
- I felt super awkward.
- ♪ There doesn't seem to be ♪
359
00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:20,679
- Like everyone would look at me.
- ♪ A reason to change ♪
360
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:23,770
♪ You know, I feel so dirty ♪
♪ When they start talking cute ♪
361
00:17:23,850 --> 00:17:27,020
But you know what? The only
one looking at me was Dina.
362
00:17:27,770 --> 00:17:30,930
♪ 'Cause she's watchin' him ♪
♪ With those eyes ♪
363
00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:35,020
♪ And she's lovin' him with that body ♪
♪ I just know it ♪
364
00:17:35,110 --> 00:17:38,820
♪ And he's holdin' her in his arms ♪
♪ Late, late at night ♪
365
00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:43,210
♪ You know ♪
♪ I wish that I had Jessie's girl ♪
366
00:17:43,290 --> 00:17:45,790
- Bra-a-ad! You made it.
- ♪ I wish that I had Jessie's girl ♪
367
00:17:45,870 --> 00:17:48,230
- Dude, I had to come.
- It's not a party until you're here.
368
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:51,630
Hey, everyone! Bradley
Lewis in the house!
369
00:17:51,710 --> 00:17:53,750
[CHEERING]
370
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,010
- Speech! Speech!
- Quiet down. Now, quiet down.
371
00:17:56,090 --> 00:17:57,750
- [BOY] He said be quiet!
- Pipe down!
372
00:17:59,050 --> 00:18:02,050
Eighteen years and
nine months ago today,
373
00:18:03,310 --> 00:18:07,060
George Reginald Berry and
his sweet wife Carol...
374
00:18:07,140 --> 00:18:09,470
- That's not their names.
- [LAUGHTER]
375
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:13,740
They were drinkin' a
little bit of pinot grig',
376
00:18:13,820 --> 00:18:15,820
and they were blastin'
some Neil Diamond.
377
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:19,730
And then, nine months later,
Richard "Dickwad" Berry was born.
378
00:18:19,820 --> 00:18:21,530
[LAUGHTER AND CHEERING]
379
00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:24,540
And thank God for that because
the Berrys' birthday parties
380
00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:26,460
are the fucking best!
381
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:28,380
[CHEERING]
382
00:18:28,830 --> 00:18:30,160
To Ricky, everybody!
383
00:18:30,670 --> 00:18:32,550
[ALL] To Ricky!
384
00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:41,300
Hi!
385
00:18:41,390 --> 00:18:42,720
You made it.
386
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:44,948
Yeah, babe. I've been
trying to call you.
387
00:18:44,950 --> 00:18:46,430
Thought we were gonna chill.
388
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:48,770
Oh, I haven't checked my phone.
389
00:18:50,890 --> 00:18:52,020
Okay. [LAUGHS]
390
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,310
Looks like you guys are havin' fun.
391
00:18:54,980 --> 00:18:56,480
That dress, though, is...
392
00:18:56,940 --> 00:18:57,940
You like it?
393
00:18:58,030 --> 00:19:00,370
[BRAD WHISPERS] Phew. Damn. Yeah.
394
00:19:00,450 --> 00:19:01,700
Baby, you look so good.
395
00:19:03,450 --> 00:19:04,660
We should go hang.
396
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:07,040
Oh, we are hanging.
You should dance with us.
397
00:19:08,790 --> 00:19:10,540
My ankle's killing me right now, babe.
398
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,120
Oh...
399
00:19:14,770 --> 00:19:17,420
Yeah, sure. Just let
me finish this song.
400
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:19,070
♪ I wish that I had Jessie's girl ♪
401
00:19:21,180 --> 00:19:22,510
Sure, yeah, that's fine.
402
00:19:23,470 --> 00:19:24,470
Keep dancin'.
403
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:28,560
Okay.
404
00:19:33,230 --> 00:19:35,320
I should... go...
405
00:19:35,730 --> 00:19:37,060
just to make sure he's okay.
406
00:19:37,150 --> 00:19:38,990
What? Don't worry about
him. He said he's fine.
407
00:19:39,030 --> 00:19:40,700
I'll be right back. I promise.
408
00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:49,820
[CROWD CHANTING] Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
409
00:19:49,910 --> 00:19:53,620
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
410
00:19:54,710 --> 00:19:56,720
[THUNDER ROLLING]
411
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,310
[CLAPPING]
412
00:20:09,430 --> 00:20:10,430
Wow.
413
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:12,650
That was impeccable.
414
00:20:13,390 --> 00:20:14,390
So...
415
00:20:15,350 --> 00:20:16,850
what you... what you doin' out here?
416
00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:20,310
- Just mountains of cocaine.
- Oh.
417
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,610
You do realize that the
entire cheerleading squad
418
00:20:22,690 --> 00:20:25,400
are actually doing lines of
cocaine in the upstairs bathroom?
419
00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:28,580
Oh, my God. Is... is that why
they have so much energy?
420
00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:31,460
Oh, totally. Totally, yeah.
421
00:20:31,540 --> 00:20:32,580
[CHUCKLES]
422
00:20:35,210 --> 00:20:37,840
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
423
00:20:40,550 --> 00:20:43,760
Okay, so I have...
I have a question for you,
424
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:47,170
and there's, like, absolutely
no pressure or anything.
425
00:20:47,260 --> 00:20:48,260
Okay.
426
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:50,760
Okay. Uh...
427
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:54,550
Would you... [SIGHS]
428
00:20:55,390 --> 00:20:59,940
... ever, you know, would you
ever wanna go to homecoming?
429
00:21:00,020 --> 00:21:01,230
Uh...
430
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:05,030
M-Maybe. I guess I'll see
how I feel on the day.
431
00:21:05,110 --> 00:21:06,110
Oh. [LAUGHS]
432
00:21:06,150 --> 00:21:07,360
Um, no, I mean...
433
00:21:09,450 --> 00:21:12,120
If... Okay. If you don't have plans yet,
434
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,620
and if you don't totally hate the idea,
435
00:21:14,710 --> 00:21:17,170
would you wanna go with me?
436
00:21:17,650 --> 00:21:18,709
I mean, yes.
437
00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:21,680
- Homecoming is an outdated tradition.
- I just have to be harsh.
438
00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:23,660
Tell Stan I don't like him in that way.
439
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:24,880
Deeply problematic...
440
00:21:24,970 --> 00:21:27,260
- I should like him that way, but I don't.
- But still...
441
00:21:27,340 --> 00:21:28,710
- Why don't I? Ugh.
- If you...
442
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:31,090
Okay, sure. Why not?
443
00:21:31,180 --> 00:21:33,190
I am pathetic.
444
00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:35,100
Great!
445
00:21:35,350 --> 00:21:36,680
Great, uh...
446
00:21:36,770 --> 00:21:37,860
So...
447
00:21:37,940 --> 00:21:40,990
- So, I'm gonna go find Dina. [CHUCKLES]
- Yeah.
448
00:21:41,060 --> 00:21:43,400
Uh, talk... See you later.
449
00:21:46,190 --> 00:21:48,730
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
450
00:21:51,330 --> 00:21:53,000
[QUIETLY] Nice. Yes. Okay.
451
00:21:53,540 --> 00:21:55,540
["L.O.V.E." BY EXTREME MUSIC PLAYING]
452
00:22:01,210 --> 00:22:04,800
[BOYS] Chug, chug, chug, chug,
chug! Chug, chug, chug, chug!
453
00:22:05,300 --> 00:22:06,640
- Yeah!
- [CHEERING]
454
00:22:13,890 --> 00:22:15,400
[SOFT CRYING]
455
00:22:23,190 --> 00:22:24,190
Oh.
456
00:22:24,730 --> 00:22:26,020
- Hey.
- Hey.
457
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,700
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
458
00:22:37,580 --> 00:22:39,090
[CICADAS CHIRPING]
459
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:41,340
[DINA SOBBING]
460
00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:46,080
Are you crying because...
461
00:22:47,260 --> 00:22:50,060
there's a dead animal
hanging above your head?
462
00:22:58,850 --> 00:23:00,060
Okay, talk to me.
463
00:23:00,730 --> 00:23:01,730
What happened?
464
00:23:06,230 --> 00:23:07,230
Um...
465
00:23:08,570 --> 00:23:10,370
[SNIFFLES] It's just Brad.
466
00:23:11,530 --> 00:23:12,900
We got in this huge fight,
467
00:23:12,990 --> 00:23:15,580
and I honestly don't even
know what it was about.
468
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:19,450
That happens with me and my mom a lot.
469
00:23:24,580 --> 00:23:26,670
And then he asked me
for his jacket back.
470
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:39,640
Well,
471
00:23:40,350 --> 00:23:41,930
look on the bright side.
472
00:23:43,940 --> 00:23:46,990
At least you won't have to wear
that hideous jacket ever again.
473
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:48,480
[GIGGLES]
474
00:23:58,030 --> 00:23:59,660
I guess you're stuck with me.
475
00:24:01,790 --> 00:24:03,250
I wanna be stuck with you.
476
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:09,180
So, I finally figured it out...
477
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,420
the reason I don't like Stan.
478
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:21,730
Uh...
479
00:24:21,810 --> 00:24:23,860
Syd, we're just drunk.
480
00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:27,100
- Oh, yeah.
- [THUNDER RUMBLING]
481
00:24:27,190 --> 00:24:28,610
Sure, I... I didn't mean...
482
00:24:30,070 --> 00:24:31,200
Um...
483
00:24:33,110 --> 00:24:34,110
It's just not...
484
00:24:35,530 --> 00:24:37,280
Yeah, no. No, totally.
485
00:24:38,410 --> 00:24:39,410
It's fine.
486
00:24:39,450 --> 00:24:41,320
It's fine, really. I'm just...
487
00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:45,880
I gotta... I... I... Uh, I'm
getting a ride home from Stan.
488
00:24:46,290 --> 00:24:47,290
So...
489
00:24:47,630 --> 00:24:49,220
Um... Okay.
490
00:24:49,290 --> 00:24:50,330
Wait. Syd.
491
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,090
[HEARTBEAT]
492
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:03,140
[THUNDER CRASHING]
493
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,650
- [HEAVY RAINFALL]
- [PANTING]
494
00:25:07,230 --> 00:25:08,570
[HEARTBEAT CONTINUES]
495
00:25:15,450 --> 00:25:16,700
[TIRES SQUEALING]
496
00:25:18,530 --> 00:25:20,400
[PANTING]
497
00:25:20,490 --> 00:25:21,740
[HEARTBEAT QUICKENS]
498
00:25:22,330 --> 00:25:24,130
[HIGH-PITCHED RINGING]
499
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:28,250
[SCREAMS] Fuck!
500
00:25:34,710 --> 00:25:39,840
♪ Burn, baby ♪
501
00:25:40,260 --> 00:25:42,680
♪ Burn! ♪
502
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:44,720
["BURN BABY BURN" BY STUD COLE PLAYING]
503
00:26:18,550 --> 00:26:20,960
♪ Burn, baby, burn ♪
504
00:26:21,390 --> 00:26:24,730
♪ Yeah, burn, baby, burn ♪
505
00:26:25,270 --> 00:26:28,480
♪ If you ain't learned your lesson ♪
506
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:31,680
♪ You sure got a lot to learn ♪
507
00:26:32,310 --> 00:26:35,980
♪ Oh, burn, baby, burn ♪
508
00:26:36,070 --> 00:26:39,410
♪ Yeah, burn, baby, burn ♪
509
00:26:40,450 --> 00:26:45,330
♪ The finest line across this universe ♪
510
00:26:46,540 --> 00:26:48,500
♪ Yeah, the finest line ♪
511
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,800
♪ Across this universe ♪
512
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:56,000
♪ A man can't find a woman ♪
513
00:26:56,590 --> 00:26:59,220
♪ That won't steal his purse ♪
514
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:02,760
♪ I said burn, baby, burn ♪