1 00:00:00,859 --> 00:00:02,625 - Are you nervous? - Oh, my God! 2 00:00:02,650 --> 00:00:04,539 No, no, no. You ready? Just right here. 3 00:00:04,564 --> 00:00:06,023 Stay there. 4 00:00:06,048 --> 00:00:08,171 Alright. Open your eyes! 5 00:00:08,196 --> 00:00:10,117 Happy birthday! 6 00:00:10,142 --> 00:00:12,287 It's our farm of the future! 7 00:00:12,312 --> 00:00:13,748 Oh, my gosh! Honey! 8 00:00:13,773 --> 00:00:15,468 This is unbelievable! 9 00:00:15,493 --> 00:00:17,452 It's your plan to renovate the farm. 10 00:00:17,477 --> 00:00:18,812 Honey, you have everything. 11 00:00:18,837 --> 00:00:20,718 You've got the hoop barn I want to build. 12 00:00:20,743 --> 00:00:23,085 - Yep. - Oh, wow! How did you do this? 13 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:24,415 Oh, I didn't do it. 14 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:26,140 Just a-a very combative woman on Etsy did. 15 00:00:26,165 --> 00:00:27,204 - But yeah. - Oh, that's great. 16 00:00:27,228 --> 00:00:28,976 I got you a gift from the gas station. 17 00:00:29,001 --> 00:00:30,482 The men's bathroom key. 18 00:00:30,842 --> 00:00:32,120 Happy birthday, Young Mike. 19 00:00:32,144 --> 00:00:35,271 Ohh. Rudy! That's so thoughtful. Thank you. 20 00:00:35,296 --> 00:00:37,273 Just curious. Whose gift do you like better? 21 00:00:37,585 --> 00:00:39,960 - Mm. You know, they're both wonderful. - Uh... 22 00:00:39,985 --> 00:00:41,545 Stop wasting my time. Pick. 23 00:00:41,570 --> 00:00:43,375 - Rio... Rio's is nicer. - Thank you. 24 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:44,732 You ungrateful son of a bitch. 25 00:00:44,757 --> 00:00:46,732 - Oh, well... - Okay. Well, alright. 26 00:00:46,757 --> 00:00:48,272 Well, this is it. This is the plan. 27 00:00:48,297 --> 00:00:50,510 I know. I just got to run it by my folks, 28 00:00:50,535 --> 00:00:52,803 - make sure they approve. - Yeah. 29 00:00:52,828 --> 00:00:54,454 You know, it's been in the family for generations. 30 00:00:54,478 --> 00:00:55,777 I mean, they're all the way to St. Louis, 31 00:00:55,801 --> 00:00:57,673 and they never come to visit us or anything, 32 00:00:57,698 --> 00:00:59,026 which is... 33 00:01:01,989 --> 00:01:03,654 Happy birthday! 34 00:01:03,679 --> 00:01:06,054 Oh, my God! Mom! Dad! 35 00:01:06,079 --> 00:01:07,249 And Matt! 36 00:01:08,246 --> 00:01:10,288 Oh, Michael. 37 00:01:10,313 --> 00:01:11,488 Look at me. 38 00:01:12,832 --> 00:01:14,748 - Happy birthday. - Oh, thank you, Dad. 39 00:01:14,773 --> 00:01:16,101 Look at me! 40 00:01:16,126 --> 00:01:17,202 Happy birthday, Michael. 41 00:01:17,227 --> 00:01:18,297 - Aww. - Thank you, Mom. 42 00:01:18,322 --> 00:01:20,758 Brother, look at me. Hey, happy birthday. 43 00:01:22,063 --> 00:01:23,476 - Oh, I missed you. - Ohh! 44 00:01:23,501 --> 00:01:25,589 Yeah, yeah. Look at me again. 45 00:01:25,614 --> 00:01:27,572 So much eye contact. 46 00:01:28,343 --> 00:01:29,812 Happy birthday! 47 00:01:30,145 --> 00:01:31,595 So... So warm. 48 00:01:31,620 --> 00:01:33,319 - Ohh! - Ohh. 49 00:01:33,344 --> 00:01:34,737 - Happy. - I'm a child of divorce. 50 00:01:39,507 --> 00:01:41,656 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 51 00:01:45,179 --> 00:01:47,047 Okay, they are unpacking. 52 00:01:47,072 --> 00:01:49,226 - Oh, good. Good. - I just can't believe they're here. 53 00:01:49,251 --> 00:01:51,703 - Honey! I just love my family so much. - I know! 54 00:01:51,728 --> 00:01:53,001 I know. I feel like I've witnessed 55 00:01:53,025 --> 00:01:55,008 more hugging today 56 00:01:55,033 --> 00:01:56,751 than I have in my entire childhood. 57 00:01:56,775 --> 00:01:58,906 Gosh, I just hope that they’re not disappointed 58 00:01:58,931 --> 00:02:01,062 when they find out the plans for the farm, you know? 59 00:02:01,087 --> 00:02:02,804 - Oh, they're gonna... - It's just a very special place 60 00:02:02,828 --> 00:02:04,087 - for them, too, you know? - No, I know that. 61 00:02:04,111 --> 00:02:06,630 Doth mine nose smell pizza bagels? 62 00:02:06,655 --> 00:02:08,500 - Ohh! - Look at this hound dog! 63 00:02:08,525 --> 00:02:10,975 - Wow! - Yeah, this is Michael's... 64 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,008 - ... favorite childhood snack, right? - Wow... 65 00:02:13,033 --> 00:02:15,297 You can wash those babies down with a Natty Cuke. 66 00:02:15,322 --> 00:02:17,187 It's a new cucumber low-cal soft drink 67 00:02:17,212 --> 00:02:18,961 that my company's launching. Check this out. 68 00:02:18,986 --> 00:02:20,000 - I'm excited! - Oh, yeah. 69 00:02:20,025 --> 00:02:22,484 Oh, it's delicious. Prepare to have your mind blown. 70 00:02:22,509 --> 00:02:24,398 Oh, yeah. Looks thick. 71 00:02:24,423 --> 00:02:26,554 Ho-cha-cha-cha. 72 00:02:26,820 --> 00:02:28,983 That is... It's m... 73 00:02:29,008 --> 00:02:30,148 There's milk... 74 00:02:30,173 --> 00:02:32,525 Is... It's milkier than I, uh, expected? 75 00:02:32,550 --> 00:02:33,550 Thank you so much. 76 00:02:33,575 --> 00:02:34,609 - Ah! - That is so cool. 77 00:02:34,634 --> 00:02:36,515 - That's great. - You okay, Dad? 78 00:02:36,540 --> 00:02:37,750 Uh, oh, yeah. 79 00:02:37,775 --> 00:02:39,531 It's just, you know, having everybody here, 80 00:02:39,556 --> 00:02:41,336 I just... I'm so damn happy. 81 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:43,844 Happy birthday, buddy. 82 00:02:43,869 --> 00:02:45,390 - Look at that. Just... - Come here. 83 00:02:46,373 --> 00:02:47,609 I love you. 84 00:02:48,393 --> 00:02:49,968 - Oh, I love you, Michael. - Oh, Mom. 85 00:02:49,992 --> 00:02:51,526 Aww, I love you, brother. 86 00:02:51,551 --> 00:02:53,406 - Good! Ohh. - There. Get in here, Matty. 87 00:02:53,431 --> 00:02:55,765 I love you guys so much. Oh, is my hug okay? 88 00:02:55,790 --> 00:02:57,040 Uh, just kind of hurt my neck a little bit. 89 00:02:57,064 --> 00:02:58,085 - Oh, I did? - Yeah. That's okay. 90 00:02:58,109 --> 00:02:59,274 - It's an old injury. - Totally. 91 00:02:59,298 --> 00:03:00,657 - It had nothing to do with you. - Sorry. 92 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:02,351 Oh, Mike, uh, Rio had a great idea. 93 00:03:02,376 --> 00:03:04,461 Oh, I did have a good idea. Um, I just... 94 00:03:04,486 --> 00:03:07,867 I got this photo of you guys, um, back in the day. 95 00:03:07,892 --> 00:03:10,415 - Oh, that's us! - It was Mike's 5th birthday. 96 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,501 Rudy had too much frosting on his hands and dropped him. 97 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:13,695 Look at Rudy. 98 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:15,101 - What? - Oh, my God! 99 00:03:15,126 --> 00:03:17,625 - He's like a ripped glass of milk. - Right? 100 00:03:17,650 --> 00:03:18,650 This is just an idea, 101 00:03:18,675 --> 00:03:21,000 that we could, like, re-create this photo. 102 00:03:21,025 --> 00:03:23,001 - Oh, you want to re-create it?! - Um, tomorrow. Yeah. 103 00:03:23,025 --> 00:03:24,758 And, obviously, Maggie's not here, 104 00:03:24,783 --> 00:03:26,728 so I thought maybe I can play Maggie. 105 00:03:26,753 --> 00:03:27,984 Mnh. 106 00:03:28,009 --> 00:03:29,713 - What? - It's a family photo. 107 00:03:30,523 --> 00:03:31,783 Oh. 108 00:03:32,046 --> 00:03:33,224 Oh, yeah. Duh. 109 00:03:33,249 --> 00:03:34,602 Yeah, I didn't even think about it like that. 110 00:03:34,626 --> 00:03:36,602 Of course you can be in it. 111 00:03:37,579 --> 00:03:39,459 - She walked right into that one! - Oh, so good! 112 00:03:40,211 --> 00:03:42,465 - Has this guy got it or what? - Ahh! Just great. 113 00:03:42,490 --> 00:03:43,516 I owe you one. 114 00:03:45,314 --> 00:03:46,643 Okay. 115 00:03:50,532 --> 00:03:51,909 Wait, is that for me? 116 00:03:51,934 --> 00:03:54,108 Yeah, you... you told me to buy it for you. 117 00:03:54,133 --> 00:03:55,983 I also told you to surprise me. 118 00:03:56,008 --> 00:03:57,429 Whatever. 119 00:03:57,454 --> 00:03:59,062 - I'll still marry you. - Oh. 120 00:03:59,087 --> 00:04:00,601 Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 121 00:04:00,626 --> 00:04:01,875 Hey! Stop it! 122 00:04:01,900 --> 00:04:03,414 No! Take it outside. 123 00:04:03,439 --> 00:04:05,828 We're engaged now. We can make out wherever we want. 124 00:04:05,853 --> 00:04:07,828 I'm sorry, Brandon. I know it's really difficult 125 00:04:07,853 --> 00:04:10,033 to watch two people in love when you're lonely and single. 126 00:04:10,057 --> 00:04:12,142 Okay, it's not about that, alright? 127 00:04:12,167 --> 00:04:14,517 - This is a place of business. - Sure. 128 00:04:14,542 --> 00:04:17,267 You can't just be licking each other in here. 129 00:04:17,292 --> 00:04:19,681 No. No, no, no. We just talked abo... 130 00:04:19,706 --> 00:04:21,563 - No, no, no, no. - Hey, uh, enough, enough! 131 00:04:21,588 --> 00:04:23,445 Come on, now, Janine, Jacob. 132 00:04:23,470 --> 00:04:24,518 Come on, get on out of here. 133 00:04:24,542 --> 00:04:26,634 Alright, come on. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 134 00:04:26,659 --> 00:04:29,407 I hate to say it, but I really am jealous of them. 135 00:04:29,432 --> 00:04:30,954 I just want what they have. 136 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:32,438 I mean, not exactly what they have. 137 00:04:32,463 --> 00:04:34,001 That was yucky. But, like... 138 00:04:34,026 --> 00:04:36,759 You just have to get on... "the net." 139 00:04:36,784 --> 00:04:38,376 Okay. I'm on all the apps. 140 00:04:38,401 --> 00:04:39,401 - Mmkay. - The other day, 141 00:04:39,426 --> 00:04:40,985 I almost had a date in Nevada, 142 00:04:41,010 --> 00:04:43,181 but I wasn't sure the RV would make it. 143 00:04:43,206 --> 00:04:44,735 You were gonna show up in the RV? 144 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:46,650 Why don't you just bring a human head while you're at it? 145 00:04:46,674 --> 00:04:48,719 I mean, I would get into an RV with a man, 146 00:04:48,744 --> 00:04:50,220 but I know I'd never come out. 147 00:04:50,245 --> 00:04:52,837 No, there's got to be someone on here that you can date. 148 00:04:52,869 --> 00:04:54,688 You know, there's gotta be. Come on. 149 00:04:54,713 --> 00:04:56,181 Look, what about her? Look. 150 00:04:56,206 --> 00:04:58,267 She's butt-naked on a Lambo. 151 00:04:58,792 --> 00:05:00,649 No, that's Clara. 152 00:05:00,674 --> 00:05:02,837 - Eh. - Sometimes I catfish. 153 00:05:02,862 --> 00:05:04,157 Meow, meow. 154 00:05:04,182 --> 00:05:05,704 - Glub, glub. - Mm-hmm. 155 00:05:05,729 --> 00:05:06,736 That's a catfish. 156 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:07,760 That's a catfish. 157 00:05:07,785 --> 00:05:09,541 - She got me like five times already. - I did! 158 00:05:09,565 --> 00:05:11,517 I couldn't believe it kept happening. 159 00:05:12,347 --> 00:05:14,587 Well, it took me a while, but once I got the feed 160 00:05:14,612 --> 00:05:16,181 - conversion ratio right... - Yeah. 161 00:05:16,206 --> 00:05:18,121 these hens started cranking out eggs 162 00:05:18,146 --> 00:05:19,268 faster than we could sell them. 163 00:05:19,292 --> 00:05:20,345 Wow! 164 00:05:20,370 --> 00:05:22,103 You've done marvelously. 165 00:05:22,128 --> 00:05:25,259 This farm is your canvas, and you are Picasso. 166 00:05:25,284 --> 00:05:26,721 Actually, you're better than Picasso 167 00:05:26,745 --> 00:05:28,173 'cause you don't date teenagers. 168 00:05:28,198 --> 00:05:29,893 - Thanks, Dad. - Wait till you see 169 00:05:29,918 --> 00:05:31,526 his plans for the future. 170 00:05:31,551 --> 00:05:32,815 - Ohh! - Whoa! 171 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:35,364 - Right. - Oh. 172 00:05:35,389 --> 00:05:37,011 So, as you can see, what I'm thinking about doing 173 00:05:37,035 --> 00:05:38,417 is tearing that shed down... 174 00:05:38,442 --> 00:05:39,963 - and putting in a hoop barn. - Yeah... 175 00:05:39,988 --> 00:05:41,808 And I just... I hope I have everyone’s blessing. 176 00:05:41,832 --> 00:05:43,651 You're more than a farmer, my friend. 177 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:45,143 You are a visionary, 178 00:05:45,168 --> 00:05:47,026 and you won't let us down, son. 179 00:05:47,051 --> 00:05:50,940 You are going to execute this to perfection. 180 00:05:50,965 --> 00:05:53,054 Ah. 181 00:05:58,042 --> 00:05:59,337 What did y'all do? 182 00:05:59,658 --> 00:06:01,502 We just changed your pictures. 183 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:03,002 We Photoshopped out the RV, 184 00:06:03,027 --> 00:06:04,346 and we made your smile look normal. 185 00:06:04,370 --> 00:06:08,244 And I messaged a lot of beautiful ladies for you. 186 00:06:08,466 --> 00:06:09,586 "Hey, girl, 187 00:06:09,611 --> 00:06:11,978 - you're sweeter than honey." - Yeah. 188 00:06:12,003 --> 00:06:14,048 With a picture of Winnie the Pooh 189 00:06:14,073 --> 00:06:15,791 - eating honey off his paw. - So cute. 190 00:06:15,816 --> 00:06:17,212 Okay, that is super lame. 191 00:06:17,237 --> 00:06:19,195 Oh, my God, it worked. 192 00:06:19,220 --> 00:06:20,337 Oh, look! 193 00:06:20,362 --> 00:06:22,142 I got you a date, honey. 194 00:06:22,167 --> 00:06:24,103 Look at that... Oh! Look at that bitch. 195 00:06:24,128 --> 00:06:27,064 She describes herself as a "fun weirdo." 196 00:06:27,089 --> 00:06:28,253 Mm-hmm. 197 00:06:28,278 --> 00:06:30,323 And she has a picture of herself with Jeff Goldblum! 198 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:31,847 - Wow. - He does not do that for just anyone. 199 00:06:31,871 --> 00:06:34,339 - He does not. - And she plays Minecraft?! 200 00:06:34,491 --> 00:06:36,253 - Whoa, this might be my wife. - What... W... 201 00:06:36,278 --> 00:06:37,729 Uh, uh, honey, honey, honey. 202 00:06:37,754 --> 00:06:39,018 You take the police cruiser 203 00:06:39,043 --> 00:06:40,792 and go sweep her off her feet. 204 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:42,026 Okay. Wait. 205 00:06:42,051 --> 00:06:44,643 But is taking a police car better than the RV? 206 00:06:44,668 --> 00:06:46,276 - Yes! - Hurry up! Just go! 207 00:06:46,301 --> 00:06:48,182 - Get that ass. - Get that ass. 208 00:06:48,207 --> 00:06:50,432 I would get in Jeff Goldblum's RV. 209 00:06:50,457 --> 00:06:53,323 Must feel very satisfying to have, you know, 210 00:06:53,348 --> 00:06:56,940 your whole family kind of stand by you, love your plan. 211 00:06:56,965 --> 00:06:58,635 Yeah, yeah, I liked it a lot. 212 00:06:58,660 --> 00:07:00,815 I mean, obviously, I have to scrap the whole plan now. 213 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:01,841 - What do you mean? - Well, you heard 214 00:07:01,865 --> 00:07:02,893 how much they loved it. 215 00:07:02,918 --> 00:07:04,370 The weight of that pressure 216 00:07:04,395 --> 00:07:06,628 makes me feel like whatever we do on this farm 217 00:07:06,653 --> 00:07:08,635 has to be absolutely perfect, 218 00:07:08,660 --> 00:07:10,878 or I'm gonna completely let them down. 219 00:07:10,903 --> 00:07:12,432 Anything that you do, 220 00:07:12,457 --> 00:07:14,174 they're gonna be so proud of you. 221 00:07:14,199 --> 00:07:15,737 You know, it's like your dad... 222 00:07:15,762 --> 00:07:17,878 He, like, takes one of those cucumber sodas of Matt's 223 00:07:17,903 --> 00:07:19,495 and he just chugs it without flinching. 224 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:21,152 - Yeah. - Like... 225 00:07:21,176 --> 00:07:23,190 Well, what... Wait. Why would he flinch? 226 00:07:23,215 --> 00:07:24,487 Because it's... it ta... 227 00:07:24,512 --> 00:07:27,096 It's terr... It's a horrible drink. 228 00:07:27,402 --> 00:07:28,846 I mean, you get that, right? 229 00:07:28,871 --> 00:07:30,488 Well, I didn't love it, but I don't like cucumber. 230 00:07:30,512 --> 00:07:31,910 But do you... Wait, do you think my parents 231 00:07:31,934 --> 00:07:33,480 - were faking their reaction? - No, it... It t... 232 00:07:33,504 --> 00:07:34,690 - Yes! - 'Cause they... 233 00:07:34,715 --> 00:07:35,754 my family's not like that. 234 00:07:35,778 --> 00:07:38,151 They're... They're honest people, you know? 235 00:07:38,176 --> 00:07:39,346 Very, very honest. 236 00:07:39,371 --> 00:07:41,292 That soda tastes like pure ass. 237 00:07:41,317 --> 00:07:43,729 It did taste like... like baby burps, and I don't... 238 00:07:43,754 --> 00:07:46,065 - Aah! - Oh, my God! Rudy? 239 00:07:46,090 --> 00:07:48,120 - Whoops. - I'm so sorry! 240 00:07:48,145 --> 00:07:49,965 We were just getting ready for the photo tomorrow. 241 00:07:49,989 --> 00:07:51,635 Really exciting. We got our props. 242 00:07:51,660 --> 00:07:53,207 The one thing we're curious about is... 243 00:07:53,231 --> 00:07:54,425 - The ta... Yeah. - ... this table. 244 00:07:54,449 --> 00:07:55,488 Do you know where this table is? 245 00:07:55,512 --> 00:07:56,996 - Do you know where this table is? - Just here in the photo? 246 00:07:57,020 --> 00:07:58,340 - Are you okay? - No, I have no memory 247 00:07:58,364 --> 00:07:59,456 of that table whatsoever. 248 00:07:59,481 --> 00:08:01,339 Ask me again, I'll say the same thing. 249 00:08:01,364 --> 00:08:03,932 Okay. Like, do you know where the table is, or...? 250 00:08:03,957 --> 00:08:05,730 You keep asking me about things I don't know anything about. 251 00:08:05,754 --> 00:08:06,929 It's starting to piss me off! 252 00:08:06,954 --> 00:08:08,471 Okay, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey. 253 00:08:08,496 --> 00:08:11,042 My mother told us what happened on that day, 254 00:08:11,067 --> 00:08:12,090 - so you don't need to be embarrassed. - Oh, yeah. 255 00:08:12,114 --> 00:08:13,769 - We laugh about that. - Oh, 'cause of the... Yeah. 256 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:14,784 You laugh at us? 257 00:08:14,809 --> 00:08:16,582 - Yeah. - That's kind of rude. I tried my best. 258 00:08:16,606 --> 00:08:18,909 Your mom is not an easy woman to please sexually. 259 00:08:22,692 --> 00:08:25,206 I'm sorry? You... You laid with my mom? 260 00:08:25,231 --> 00:08:26,232 Yes, on the table. 261 00:08:26,257 --> 00:08:28,104 What story were you talking about? 262 00:08:29,341 --> 00:08:30,603 - Oh, my... - We were j... 263 00:08:30,628 --> 00:08:32,877 We were talking about when you got, uh... 264 00:08:32,902 --> 00:08:34,904 cake frosting on your hand 265 00:08:34,929 --> 00:08:36,487 and you were holding Baby Mike and... 266 00:08:36,512 --> 00:08:38,879 - And he fell, and that's... - Oh, that story. 267 00:08:39,934 --> 00:08:41,026 Memories. 268 00:08:41,449 --> 00:08:42,838 Oh, God. 269 00:08:42,863 --> 00:08:44,659 - This was all a dream. - Oh... Oh, God. 270 00:08:44,684 --> 00:08:46,105 - This was a dream. Look at me. - Oh, my God. Uh... 271 00:08:46,129 --> 00:08:47,433 - Yeah, that doesn't work. - Look at me. 272 00:08:47,457 --> 00:08:49,643 This was all a dream. Mike! 273 00:08:51,822 --> 00:08:54,149 Hey. Hey, sweetie. 274 00:08:54,643 --> 00:08:57,344 ♪ Happy birthday to you, my love ♪ 275 00:08:57,369 --> 00:08:58,383 Thank you. 276 00:08:58,408 --> 00:09:00,758 ♪ You did not sleep well last ni-ight ♪ 277 00:09:00,783 --> 00:09:02,657 - I did not sleep a ton... - I know. 278 00:09:02,682 --> 00:09:03,860 But, you know, whatever. 279 00:09:03,885 --> 00:09:06,227 I got a birthday 5K to run, so... 280 00:09:06,252 --> 00:09:08,297 So, every birthday, you have to do a 5K? 281 00:09:08,322 --> 00:09:09,782 Oh, yeah, ev... It's mandatory. 282 00:09:09,807 --> 00:09:11,493 Always a 5K birthday run. 283 00:09:11,518 --> 00:09:12,519 I want to tell you something. 284 00:09:12,543 --> 00:09:15,352 I feel for you right now. And I'm here for you. 285 00:09:15,377 --> 00:09:17,922 I'm just pouring love to you, and I want you to know, 286 00:09:17,947 --> 00:09:20,227 you know, all this, like, deep family secrets stuff, 287 00:09:20,252 --> 00:09:21,759 these betrayals and things like that... 288 00:09:21,783 --> 00:09:23,500 I-I understand that. 289 00:09:23,525 --> 00:09:24,969 That's some... That's some classic 290 00:09:24,994 --> 00:09:27,391 Levine family shenanigans. 291 00:09:27,416 --> 00:09:29,047 And I'm kind of like, "Hold up." 292 00:09:29,072 --> 00:09:31,383 Like, "Do we really want to go on a 5K right now?" 293 00:09:31,408 --> 00:09:33,446 "Or do we want to go into the living room 294 00:09:33,471 --> 00:09:34,861 and just have a little family talk?" 295 00:09:34,885 --> 00:09:36,860 Listen, we're never, ever talking about that. 296 00:09:36,885 --> 00:09:38,438 We're gonna bottle that right up, 297 00:09:38,463 --> 00:09:40,024 seal it with duct tape, 298 00:09:40,049 --> 00:09:41,641 bury it in a 20-foot-deep hole. 299 00:09:41,666 --> 00:09:44,172 You got to promise me. This is what I want for my birthday. 300 00:09:44,197 --> 00:09:45,766 This stays secret. 301 00:09:46,327 --> 00:09:48,696 Well, I got you the farm model for your birthday. 302 00:09:48,721 --> 00:09:51,086 Okay, then, I guess I'm requesting a second present. 303 00:09:51,111 --> 00:09:52,983 I got... I also got you a vest. 304 00:09:53,632 --> 00:09:56,540 Could I return the vest for this favor? 305 00:09:57,709 --> 00:10:00,094 Okay, I will do it because you are the birthday boy 306 00:10:00,119 --> 00:10:02,938 and because this is your family and I respect that. 307 00:10:02,963 --> 00:10:03,994 - Okay? - Okay. 308 00:10:04,019 --> 00:10:06,180 I do have one question for you, if I may. 309 00:10:06,205 --> 00:10:07,766 I'm not Rudy's son. 310 00:10:07,791 --> 00:10:10,118 I... We took a DNA test last year for Christmas... 311 00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:12,407 ... the whole family, and we're all in the same tree. 312 00:10:12,432 --> 00:10:13,844 - There's no... - Yeah. 313 00:10:13,869 --> 00:10:15,021 ... shrubbery getting in there. 314 00:10:15,045 --> 00:10:16,438 No, I wasn't gonna ask that. 315 00:10:16,463 --> 00:10:18,625 Um, it is what I was gonna ask, actually. 316 00:10:18,650 --> 00:10:19,891 - Okay. - Alright. 317 00:10:19,916 --> 00:10:21,336 - Let's get after it. - Yeah. Whoo! 318 00:10:21,361 --> 00:10:23,399 Whoa, somebody's full of birthday beans! 319 00:10:23,424 --> 00:10:26,274 - Yes. - Michael, Michael, look at me. 320 00:10:26,299 --> 00:10:28,291 - Why aren't you looking at me? - Michael, look at your mother. 321 00:10:28,315 --> 00:10:29,330 - Dude, look at Mom. - Look at me. 322 00:10:29,354 --> 00:10:30,938 I am, I am, I am, I am, I am. 323 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:32,915 Happy birthday. I love you. 324 00:10:32,940 --> 00:10:33,955 - Isn't that sweet? - Thank you. 325 00:10:33,979 --> 00:10:36,633 - That's sweet. - I love you, too, son. 326 00:10:36,939 --> 00:10:39,041 If there's ever anything you want to talk about, just... 327 00:10:39,065 --> 00:10:40,157 Okay. You know what? 328 00:10:40,182 --> 00:10:42,024 Hey, look, birthday run started! Let's do it! 329 00:10:42,049 --> 00:10:44,235 Point out local wildlife if you see it! 330 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:47,313 - You play Minecraft? - Mm-hmm. 331 00:10:47,338 --> 00:10:50,123 Wow. I didn't get a gamer vibe from your profile. 332 00:10:50,148 --> 00:10:52,508 Yeah, no, my profile's all over the place. 333 00:10:52,712 --> 00:10:54,704 Lot of cooks in the kitchen. 334 00:10:54,729 --> 00:10:56,011 You know how it is. 335 00:10:56,036 --> 00:10:57,485 Not really. 336 00:10:59,883 --> 00:11:01,836 Oh! Sorry. 337 00:11:02,216 --> 00:11:04,131 Blowing up. 338 00:11:04,846 --> 00:11:06,219 Hmm. 339 00:11:07,563 --> 00:11:08,850 Hmm. 340 00:11:13,703 --> 00:11:15,915 Are you crazy? 341 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:17,750 What are you doing here? 342 00:11:17,775 --> 00:11:19,267 You haven't been returning my phone calls. 343 00:11:19,291 --> 00:11:22,688 I made a man's profile online and messaged your date. 344 00:11:22,941 --> 00:11:24,680 The name's Diego Loco. 345 00:11:24,705 --> 00:11:26,477 And she te gusta. 346 00:11:26,502 --> 00:11:28,180 And she agreed to go out with Diego 347 00:11:28,205 --> 00:11:29,665 while she was on a date with you. 348 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:30,883 She's not serious about you! 349 00:11:30,908 --> 00:11:33,047 Of course she's not serious about me. 350 00:11:33,072 --> 00:11:34,399 We just met. 351 00:11:34,424 --> 00:11:35,540 I'm gonna go back in there. 352 00:11:35,565 --> 00:11:40,204 I'm gonna finish my date. And, you, drive my house home. 353 00:11:40,229 --> 00:11:41,360 Please! 354 00:11:41,385 --> 00:11:42,860 And Diego Loco? 355 00:11:42,885 --> 00:11:44,633 That's racist. 356 00:11:46,656 --> 00:11:48,727 Sorry. Running around out there. 357 00:11:48,752 --> 00:11:50,196 I just paid. 358 00:11:50,438 --> 00:11:53,321 Okay. Uh, well, I'll get the next one. 359 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:54,954 Let's keep this thing going. 360 00:11:54,979 --> 00:11:57,540 Oh, cool. Yeah. Where should we go? 361 00:11:57,565 --> 00:12:00,555 That gross RV, where you just took a secret meeting? 362 00:12:00,580 --> 00:12:01,961 Don't abduct me. 363 00:12:01,986 --> 00:12:03,408 I'm filming you. 364 00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:05,665 All my friends on Minecraft know I'm here, 365 00:12:05,690 --> 00:12:08,993 and they will hunt you down and make a podcast about you! 366 00:12:09,018 --> 00:12:12,524 O-Okay, well... well, my friends on Minecraft 367 00:12:12,549 --> 00:12:14,196 will say something different! 368 00:12:14,221 --> 00:12:17,266 They'll say I was a quiet guy who kept to himself! 369 00:12:18,393 --> 00:12:20,532 I just followed a little bunny for like a half a mile. 370 00:12:20,557 --> 00:12:21,743 It was awesome! 371 00:12:21,768 --> 00:12:23,610 - Had a good run. - Oh, yeah. 372 00:12:23,635 --> 00:12:25,875 Hey, Michael, you're phenomenal. 373 00:12:25,900 --> 00:12:27,274 You're like a human gazelle. 374 00:12:27,299 --> 00:12:28,829 How do you run so fast? 375 00:12:28,854 --> 00:12:30,525 You know, I just imagined I was being chased 376 00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:32,516 by something scary I didn't want to confront. 377 00:12:33,155 --> 00:12:34,930 - Go, Rio! - Oh, God. 378 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:37,782 Thank God you guys stop every mile to do push-ups. 379 00:12:37,807 --> 00:12:39,672 - Otherwise, you would have lapped me. - Yeah. 380 00:12:40,229 --> 00:12:42,782 - Holy smokes! It's Rudy! - What? 381 00:12:42,916 --> 00:12:44,805 - Hey, you! - Oh, boy. 382 00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:46,330 - There it is. - Really good to see you. 383 00:12:46,354 --> 00:12:48,282 Oh, man, she's really touching his face. Look at her. 384 00:12:48,306 --> 00:12:49,439 - Oh, boy. - Just caressing him. 385 00:12:49,463 --> 00:12:50,508 Oh, my goodness. 386 00:12:50,533 --> 00:12:51,641 Yeah. 387 00:12:51,666 --> 00:12:53,461 The... The... The chemistry's undeniable. 388 00:12:53,486 --> 00:12:55,086 - It's undeniable, right? - Oh! 389 00:12:55,111 --> 00:12:58,180 Now that we have Rudy, let's take that photo! 390 00:12:58,205 --> 00:12:59,470 - That's a great idea. - Yeah. Okay. 391 00:12:59,494 --> 00:13:00,981 - We'll get cleaned up. - Yeah, great idea. 392 00:13:01,005 --> 00:13:02,266 We'll clean up. 393 00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:03,626 You get it done, and you move forward. 394 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:05,875 I'm sorry. I know this is uncomfortable for all of us. 395 00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:07,173 If I could go back in time and only 396 00:13:07,197 --> 00:13:08,884 make love to your mother with my hands, I would. 397 00:13:08,908 --> 00:13:10,360 - Cut it out. Cut it out. - Sorry. 398 00:13:10,385 --> 00:13:11,969 - I'm sorry. - You're on very thin ice. 399 00:13:12,056 --> 00:13:13,969 Okay, okay, let's take this picture. 400 00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,524 - Good. - Have a little fun. 401 00:13:15,549 --> 00:13:17,071 - Rio, you look amazing! - Time to have fun, take this picture. 402 00:13:17,095 --> 00:13:19,868 I mean, you even have Maggie's nervous energy. 403 00:13:19,893 --> 00:13:22,165 Yes, well, that's me. I'm... I'm Maggie! 404 00:13:22,190 --> 00:13:23,930 - I'm freaking out. - Okay, coming in. 405 00:13:23,955 --> 00:13:25,305 Watch your toes, everybody. 406 00:13:25,330 --> 00:13:27,251 - That's our kitchen table. - That's the kitchen table. 407 00:13:27,275 --> 00:13:29,391 Well, it turns out the table in the picture 408 00:13:29,416 --> 00:13:31,672 is actually the one you guys eat off of every day. 409 00:13:31,697 --> 00:13:32,704 How crazy is that?! 410 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:33,744 - It's... - Oh, my God. It's... 411 00:13:33,768 --> 00:13:36,180 Yeah... uh, disturbingly crazy, yeah. 412 00:13:36,205 --> 00:13:38,000 Somebody put a nice finish on this. 413 00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:39,983 This table has seen a lot of love. 414 00:13:40,008 --> 00:13:41,869 Oh, uh, let's take the picture! Let's take the picture. 415 00:13:41,893 --> 00:13:43,493 This is great. Isn't this great? 416 00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:45,532 Okay, places, everyone. 417 00:13:45,847 --> 00:13:46,969 Okay, Matthew, you're... 418 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,500 Yeah, you're down in front. 419 00:13:48,525 --> 00:13:50,415 Okay, Rudy, where were you? 420 00:13:50,689 --> 00:13:52,125 - Behind Maryanne. - Hey! 421 00:13:52,168 --> 00:13:53,455 I-It doesn't have to be exact, though. 422 00:13:53,479 --> 00:13:54,564 We could just kind of, like, wing it. 423 00:13:54,588 --> 00:13:57,243 Well, actually, uh, we're trying to re-create a photograph. 424 00:13:57,268 --> 00:14:00,118 It does have to be exact, or the premise collapses. 425 00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:03,071 Um, Michael, can you put your face on the table 426 00:14:03,096 --> 00:14:04,579 and smoosh it around, like a baby? 427 00:14:04,604 --> 00:14:06,368 - No, absolutely not. - Come on. Get in there. 428 00:14:06,392 --> 00:14:07,923 Sweetheart, just a quick, little smoosh. 429 00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:09,251 You know what? He's not much of a smoosher. 430 00:14:09,275 --> 00:14:10,821 It's easy. You just smoosh... 431 00:14:10,846 --> 00:14:12,125 No, no, no... Dad, dad, dad! 432 00:14:12,150 --> 00:14:14,266 - What? - D-Don't put your face on there! 433 00:14:14,291 --> 00:14:16,196 - Ugh! - Look at me. Look at me! 434 00:14:16,221 --> 00:14:17,532 What has gotten into you? 435 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,196 Look at me. I've got your back. 436 00:14:19,221 --> 00:14:22,321 Okay, I know what you did on this table. 437 00:14:22,346 --> 00:14:24,836 Did s-something happen on this ta... 438 00:14:24,861 --> 00:14:26,579 Oh. 439 00:14:27,757 --> 00:14:29,141 - Oh. - Oh! 440 00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:31,758 Aw, I guess we couldn't hide it forever. 441 00:14:31,783 --> 00:14:34,852 Nope. I guess it's time you knew, son. 442 00:14:34,877 --> 00:14:35,985 Di... 443 00:14:36,010 --> 00:14:37,633 Y-You know about the affair? 444 00:14:37,658 --> 00:14:38,993 Oh, of course I know. 445 00:14:39,018 --> 00:14:40,462 She's my wife. 446 00:14:40,782 --> 00:14:41,922 Can you believe this?! 447 00:14:41,947 --> 00:14:43,625 - Oh, yeah, I already knew. - You knew?! 448 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,954 - Yeah, I read Mom's e-mail. - Uh, you read my email?! 449 00:14:45,979 --> 00:14:47,704 Wait, you were e-mailing about this? 450 00:14:47,729 --> 00:14:49,250 The dummy of the family knew?! 451 00:14:49,275 --> 00:14:50,775 - Okay. - Who's the dummy of the family? 452 00:14:50,799 --> 00:14:52,329 There’s a lot of new information 453 00:14:52,354 --> 00:14:53,506 on the table here. 454 00:14:53,530 --> 00:14:55,524 - Sorry to bring up "table." - It meant nothing. 455 00:14:55,549 --> 00:14:57,125 It was a couple of hot nights 456 00:14:57,150 --> 00:14:59,356 during the summer your father and I were separated. 457 00:14:59,381 --> 00:15:00,486 They... They were separated. 458 00:15:00,510 --> 00:15:01,728 You didn't tell me that they were separated. 459 00:15:01,752 --> 00:15:02,798 No, well, I couldn't have told you that 460 00:15:02,822 --> 00:15:04,275 because I had no idea you guys were separated. 461 00:15:04,299 --> 00:15:05,474 What is going on here?! 462 00:15:05,499 --> 00:15:06,657 Your mother came here 463 00:15:06,682 --> 00:15:09,180 when I was living with two women in Quebec. 464 00:15:10,484 --> 00:15:12,852 You were with two Canad... At the same time?! 465 00:15:12,877 --> 00:15:15,127 Yes. But I wasn't in charge. 466 00:15:15,152 --> 00:15:17,463 We didn't tell you because we didn't want you to be upset. 467 00:15:17,488 --> 00:15:19,885 - You weren't in charge? - Oh, well, mission accomplished. 468 00:15:19,910 --> 00:15:22,596 This will be the most memorable birthday of my life. 469 00:15:22,621 --> 00:15:26,018 So, thank you all so much. I can’t believe you knew. 470 00:15:26,043 --> 00:15:27,230 Honey, do you want me to come with you? 471 00:15:27,254 --> 00:15:28,815 I'm gonna be alone! 472 00:15:29,299 --> 00:15:31,057 I think Michael is mad. 473 00:15:31,082 --> 00:15:33,674 - Oh, is he? I didn't realize that. - Yeah. 474 00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:35,831 Thank you for that observation, Matthew. 475 00:15:35,856 --> 00:15:37,269 - Uh, don't pick on Matty. - I feel like, you know, 476 00:15:37,293 --> 00:15:39,706 with all due respect to your process in this situation, 477 00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:41,924 I do feel that you should have told Mike. 478 00:15:41,949 --> 00:15:43,621 I wanted to, but no one would listen to me. 479 00:15:43,645 --> 00:15:45,088 I knew this was gonna happen. 480 00:15:45,113 --> 00:15:46,175 - And... - Maryanne, listen to that. 481 00:15:46,199 --> 00:15:47,752 You gave birth to Nostradamus. 482 00:15:47,777 --> 00:15:48,777 - Well... - Stop it. 483 00:15:48,802 --> 00:15:50,510 This is turning into the charades incident. 484 00:15:50,535 --> 00:15:53,354 I don't know who Mariah Carey is! 485 00:15:53,379 --> 00:15:55,026 She sang "Vision of Love." Classic. 486 00:15:55,051 --> 00:15:56,448 Oh, you know who she is. 487 00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:01,007 - But you can't do that in charades! - Now this reminds me of home. 488 00:16:02,237 --> 00:16:07,356 This is a special blend that I use with my family. 489 00:16:07,381 --> 00:16:09,360 Particularly, there was this couple Thanksgivings back, 490 00:16:09,384 --> 00:16:12,456 my aunt locked herself in the bathroom 491 00:16:12,481 --> 00:16:13,526 and shaved her head. 492 00:16:13,551 --> 00:16:15,026 It was, like, a whole... 493 00:16:15,051 --> 00:16:17,190 She does it every year. It's like... 494 00:16:17,228 --> 00:16:19,447 Well, our family never fights. 495 00:16:21,152 --> 00:16:22,458 I don't know what to do. 496 00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:24,002 There's two ways to go. 497 00:16:24,027 --> 00:16:25,347 You could do what my family does, 498 00:16:25,372 --> 00:16:27,471 which is to lie and manipulate each other, 499 00:16:27,496 --> 00:16:30,440 or you could just be honest with yourself. 500 00:16:30,465 --> 00:16:32,924 It feels so much better. Be honest with everyone else. 501 00:16:32,949 --> 00:16:35,729 You're right. You're right. You're right. You are so right. 502 00:16:35,754 --> 00:16:37,299 I'm going to tell you everything. 503 00:16:37,682 --> 00:16:39,396 - Oh. Okay, well... - Martin and I 504 00:16:39,421 --> 00:16:41,943 were in a rut romantically. 505 00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:44,958 It was like Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg. 506 00:16:44,983 --> 00:16:46,256 - I mean, they had chemistry. - Sure. 507 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:48,693 - You know, but they never had sex. - Sure. 508 00:16:48,718 --> 00:16:51,982 So... we decided to explore our sexuality 509 00:16:52,007 --> 00:16:53,935 'cause everyone was doing that back then. 510 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:57,739 So I thought to myself, "If I am into light BDSM"... 511 00:16:57,764 --> 00:16:59,239 - "should I find out?" - Mm-hmm... 512 00:16:59,264 --> 00:17:03,177 - Sure. - So I did, and I am quite into it. 513 00:17:03,202 --> 00:17:04,899 Well, we had this canopy bed... 514 00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:06,576 and we had these straps that'd hang from it. 515 00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:07,896 - Sure. - And, oh, 516 00:17:07,921 --> 00:17:09,286 I tell you, I'm lucky to be alive. 517 00:17:10,366 --> 00:17:12,146 - Amen to that. - Oh. 518 00:17:12,982 --> 00:17:14,411 - Mmm! - Ah. 519 00:17:14,436 --> 00:17:15,536 Chicory, right? 520 00:17:15,561 --> 00:17:17,286 Yes. Good nose. 521 00:17:17,311 --> 00:17:18,486 I'm pretty good with flavors. 522 00:17:18,511 --> 00:17:19,864 - Are you? - Yeah. 523 00:17:19,889 --> 00:17:21,278 So, anyway, 524 00:17:21,303 --> 00:17:22,561 it's pretty stressful right now. 525 00:17:22,585 --> 00:17:23,802 - Yeah. - I mean, 526 00:17:23,827 --> 00:17:25,841 Natty Cuke is a slam dunk. 527 00:17:25,866 --> 00:17:27,349 - That's obvious. - Is it? 528 00:17:27,374 --> 00:17:30,044 But, um, I spent a ton on research. 529 00:17:30,069 --> 00:17:31,984 - Hmm. - Couldn't get a loan from the bank, 530 00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,677 so I borrowed money from this guy Jerry. 531 00:17:33,702 --> 00:17:34,739 I met him at the gym. 532 00:17:34,764 --> 00:17:36,474 He loaned me all the cash, which is great. 533 00:17:36,499 --> 00:17:38,263 - Oh! - But it does turn out 534 00:17:38,288 --> 00:17:39,779 that he's actually a pretty dangerous guy. 535 00:17:39,803 --> 00:17:41,325 - Oh. - So, it's like... 536 00:17:41,350 --> 00:17:43,271 He's not dangerous to you, though? 537 00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:44,537 He's roughed me up a couple times, 538 00:17:44,561 --> 00:17:46,519 but that is only because I've missed my payments. 539 00:17:46,544 --> 00:17:47,646 - Oh. - So, it's, like, 540 00:17:47,671 --> 00:17:49,263 I'll try not to do that, you know? 541 00:17:52,341 --> 00:17:53,786 Sorry. That's really loud. 542 00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:55,349 - Just let me... - Wow. 543 00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:57,075 I don't know quite what that is. 544 00:18:00,611 --> 00:18:01,806 Oh, God. 545 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,470 Oh, come on! 546 00:18:04,495 --> 00:18:05,650 Honey. 547 00:18:05,675 --> 00:18:07,610 Hi! You okay? 548 00:18:07,635 --> 00:18:09,962 - Oh, I'm great. - Do you want to just get into it 549 00:18:09,987 --> 00:18:10,987 about the chain saw? 550 00:18:11,012 --> 00:18:12,916 You know what? It's time to tear down the shed... 551 00:18:12,940 --> 00:18:13,986 - Yes... - ... and build the hoop barn. 552 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,032 - It's time. Good. - It's time. Yeah. 553 00:18:16,057 --> 00:18:17,986 I just realized that I've been spending my whole life 554 00:18:18,010 --> 00:18:19,915 trying to be as perfect and happy 555 00:18:19,940 --> 00:18:21,352 as everybody in my family 556 00:18:21,377 --> 00:18:23,126 and it's just been so constricting. 557 00:18:23,151 --> 00:18:25,327 I'm... I'm terrified to make a mistake. 558 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,392 But... now I'm, like, totally free. 559 00:18:28,417 --> 00:18:30,048 - Yeah. Right? - All bets are off. 560 00:18:30,073 --> 00:18:32,032 My dad was in a Canadian threesome. 561 00:18:32,057 --> 00:18:34,595 Oh. Yeah. And there was a guy named Todd, I think, 562 00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:36,071 up in Toronto, as well, so that... 563 00:18:36,096 --> 00:18:38,696 Hey, guys! Come over here! I want to show you something. 564 00:18:38,721 --> 00:18:39,869 - Honey. - Come here. Come on out! 565 00:18:39,893 --> 00:18:41,244 I-I love where you are emotionally, but maybe 566 00:18:41,268 --> 00:18:43,352 - just put the chain saw down. - Sorry, sorry, sorry. 567 00:18:43,377 --> 00:18:46,149 Guys, I just... I want to say that 568 00:18:46,174 --> 00:18:48,579 I get why no one told me about the affair... 569 00:18:48,604 --> 00:18:49,604 Or the threesome. 570 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,126 - And I'm not mad. - For the record, 571 00:18:51,151 --> 00:18:52,501 it wasn't always the three of us. 572 00:18:52,526 --> 00:18:53,721 There were different combinations. 573 00:18:53,745 --> 00:18:55,681 Sometimes I'd just watch from the closet. 574 00:18:55,706 --> 00:18:58,540 That's probably enough details for me going forward on that. 575 00:18:58,565 --> 00:19:00,588 What I wanted to say is, you know what, from now on, 576 00:19:00,612 --> 00:19:02,415 I think we should just let go, 577 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:04,548 and I'm gonna tear this shed down, 578 00:19:04,573 --> 00:19:06,720 and I'm gonna build a hoop barn, 579 00:19:06,745 --> 00:19:08,212 and I might not get it right. 580 00:19:08,237 --> 00:19:09,415 It's not gonna be perfect. 581 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,072 - That's right. - But I want to do it anyways. 582 00:19:11,096 --> 00:19:12,438 No you're not. 583 00:19:12,463 --> 00:19:14,876 You're not gonna tear down that shed. 584 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:16,642 We're all going to do it. 585 00:19:16,667 --> 00:19:19,219 - Oh! Maryanne! - Oh, yeah! 586 00:19:19,244 --> 00:19:20,610 - Sweetheart. Honey. - Alright! 587 00:19:20,635 --> 00:19:21,853 - What... What are you...? - Mom! 588 00:19:21,877 --> 00:19:22,878 Look at me. 589 00:19:23,102 --> 00:19:24,227 Give it hell. 590 00:19:24,252 --> 00:19:27,267 - Yeah! - Walls are coming down! 591 00:19:28,932 --> 00:19:30,665 - Did you see that? - Oh, that felt so good! 592 00:19:30,690 --> 00:19:32,579 Oh, and in the spirit of truth, Matty... 593 00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:35,908 - Yeah? - Those Natty Cukes are disgusting. 594 00:19:35,933 --> 00:19:38,408 I'm so glad I was not the only one thinking that. 595 00:19:38,433 --> 00:19:39,721 I thought you guys said that you really liked them. 596 00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:41,736 Well, I guess my question is, why so thick? 597 00:19:41,761 --> 00:19:43,213 Um, there's eight, 598 00:19:43,238 --> 00:19:45,619 um, solid organic cucumbers in each bottle. 599 00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:46,650 That's eight too many. 600 00:19:46,675 --> 00:19:47,706 Guys, this is great feedback. 601 00:19:47,730 --> 00:19:49,502 And it's also very in line 602 00:19:49,527 --> 00:19:50,675 with what the focus groups are saying. 603 00:19:50,699 --> 00:19:53,058 So this is perfect. Thank you. Love my fam. 604 00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:55,253 Rio, I hope you still love us, 605 00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:57,128 even though we have... problems. 606 00:19:57,153 --> 00:19:58,902 Oh, my God. Maryanne, if... 607 00:19:58,927 --> 00:20:00,145 I... You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna give you 608 00:20:00,169 --> 00:20:01,425 my childhood journal, 609 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,886 and you can just feel better 610 00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:04,386 about yourselves all around. 611 00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:05,629 Trust me. 612 00:20:05,654 --> 00:20:08,042 Wait, I feel like... Bring it in? 613 00:20:08,067 --> 00:20:09,628 Right? Is this a hug time? 614 00:20:09,653 --> 00:20:11,191 Do I have the right moment? 615 00:20:11,216 --> 00:20:12,894 - Yes! - This is a hug moment, right? 616 00:20:12,919 --> 00:20:14,988 - I got it right? - Honey, you're nailing it! 617 00:20:15,969 --> 00:20:17,784 So nice that all is forgiven. 618 00:20:18,974 --> 00:20:20,903 Unless, of course, it isn't. In which case, Mike, 619 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,950 feel free to take your anger out on my body. 620 00:20:23,476 --> 00:20:25,708 You know what, Rudy? We're good. 621 00:20:25,733 --> 00:20:27,231 You shined your light on my mother 622 00:20:27,256 --> 00:20:29,333 when she needed it, and I thank you for that. 623 00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:30,967 - God bless you. - Alright, enough sweet talk. 624 00:20:30,991 --> 00:20:32,201 - Yeah. - Let's get to shredding 625 00:20:32,225 --> 00:20:33,309 - some shed! - Yeah! 626 00:20:33,334 --> 00:20:34,793 Should we shred the shed? 627 00:20:34,818 --> 00:20:36,067 - Do it! - Whoo-hoo! 628 00:20:36,578 --> 00:20:40,278 Hey, Michael, why don't you share something about your sexual past? 629 00:20:40,303 --> 00:20:41,888 Nope. That's enough sharing. 630 00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:45,122 Uh, hi. 631 00:20:45,147 --> 00:20:46,575 I'm looking for Brandon. 632 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:47,992 I'm... I'm Brandon. 633 00:20:48,017 --> 00:20:50,497 Your sheriff ticketed me for a busted tail light. 634 00:20:50,522 --> 00:20:54,161 She said legally I had to get it fixed here... by you. 635 00:20:54,699 --> 00:20:57,825 Well, let's get that tail light fixed, then. 636 00:20:57,850 --> 00:20:58,958 Okay, great. 637 00:20:58,983 --> 00:21:01,044 Um, I-I could have sworn it was fine, 638 00:21:01,069 --> 00:21:03,131 and then she pulled me over, and I just... you know, it... 639 00:21:03,155 --> 00:21:05,911 The sheriff 100% did that to your car. 640 00:21:08,415 --> 00:21:10,240 Why is the sheriff in your shop? 641 00:21:10,265 --> 00:21:11,912 - Oh, she works here. - Do you know these people? 642 00:21:11,936 --> 00:21:13,155 - Yeah, it's my mom. - Oh, my God. 643 00:21:13,179 --> 00:21:14,186 - Is this some sort of scam? - No. 644 00:21:14,210 --> 00:21:15,311 - Don't kidnap me. - It's... Kidnap? 645 00:21:15,335 --> 00:21:16,608 - No. Okay. - Why would you say "kidnap"? 646 00:21:16,632 --> 00:21:18,264 - I'm gonna film it. - No, no, no, no, don't film! 647 00:21:18,288 --> 00:21:19,491 It's not a scam. It's love. 648 00:21:19,515 --> 00:21:20,701 - It's love. It's love. - Clara. 649 00:21:20,725 --> 00:21:22,786 - It's love. It's love. - Clara, stop chasing her!