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Okay, so... at this point,

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how would you rate your...

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Your trust issues with men?

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- Uh... severe?
- Severe.

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That's a huge improvement.
Last week, it was crippling.

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Yeah, in only three sessions.

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And in three more,

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I might stop sleeping
with a switchblade.

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Which... Which is something
we should aspire to.

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I think.

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Wow. Dangerous.

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Okay, and what about Rudy?

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How would you describe
your relationship with Rudy

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since the breakup?

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I think we're in a good place.

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Okay, that's great. Gosh.

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- Look at you.
- It was a little awkward

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when he checked me in for my
appointment today, but...

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Yeah, I should have told you
that Rudy's working for me now.

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Um, so, he's working for me now.

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I started interning for Rio

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to get some office
experience on my résumé.

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Since Constance and I split up,

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I decided to forgo romance,

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become laser-focused on my career.

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I'm here 'cause I've been having a
strong desire to drink gas.

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- Mm.
- Which is a problem

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for someone who works at a gas station.

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If they didn't want us drinking it,

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why'd they make it smell so good?

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Thank you so much.
And why don't you just go ahead

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and give Rudy your co-pay?

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Are you in or out of network?

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I say that having no
idea what those words mean.

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Neither do I.

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So...

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This is nice, you getting along so well.

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Um, also, uh, can Theresa just go ahead

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and stay in the barn?

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I'm using her as a paper shredder.

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Okay, we shouldn't be
shredding any documents

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or anything like that.

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Identity theft is quite real.

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What is...

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What the hell?

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- Oh.
- Oh. Oh.

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I-I think we need a truck.

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Why?

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Hun, you got a bit of
a glow this morning.

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You know what it is?
I just... It's just...

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My therapy practice is thriving.

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I... If I'm completely honest,

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I just never really felt
a respect as a farmer.

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- Hmm.
- But as a therapist, you know,

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I really have a sense
of esteem and regard.

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- You know?
- Esteem and regard.

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That's not the feelings I have

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when we pull into town in
this battery-powered car.

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I'm feeling more shame,
a lot of demoralization.

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You look around, it's just truck,
truck, truck, truck, truck.

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- Right.
- You know, it's a truck town.

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- Honey...
- And I was just thinking,

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now that you're making a little
extra cheddar with the therapy,

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maybe we upgrade.

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I only have five clients,

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and two of them are paying me with eggs.

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- Mm. I see.
- You know what I mean?

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So it's not like I'm like...
rolling in Skrill.

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- Hey.
- Hey, guys.

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- Hey. I know.
- It's a big turn-out. Everyone...

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came out to meet the new pastor, huh?

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- Yeah, I guess so.
- What happened to the last guy?

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- Gal.
- Ah.

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She's doing humanitarian
work in Haiti or something.

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- That's great.
- Yeah, I did not care for her.

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- No?
- Her chest was too big to be a pastor.

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Double G's, if I'm not mistaken.

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Very distracting.

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Yeah, she made us pray
to heal her back problems.

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Oh.

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Well, we want to just
welcome you, Pastor.

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It is just great having you here.

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I-I just want to let you know,
like, I'm Jewish,

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so I'm not gonna be,
like, attending services

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or anything, so...

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- Oh.
- But, uh, shalom.

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I have great respect for
the Jewish faith.

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You know, we just added another book.

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Yes. So many wise words in those pages.

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- What's your favorite passage?
- I haven't read... them,

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per se, but, um... but it's...

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I've heard it's such excellent stuff.

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It is. It is.

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You got the eyes of a wolf.

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Okay. See, right there?

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That's what we're talking about.
Let's not

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assume the worst in people

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and equate them to wolves, right?

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We're working
on my trust issues.

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Rio is the town therapist.

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Town therapist. Hmm.

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I mean, I'm not... I'm not, like, in it

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for the praise, but... Who said that?

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You know, as a pastor, I sometimes feel

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a little bit like a therapist myself.

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Oh.

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Yeah, I can see that.

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Yeah, feelings are important.

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That's what I always say as like a...

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as a real, actual therapist.

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Shalom.

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Uh...

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p-praise Jesus.

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Mike, I'm happy
you're getting rid of

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that little toy car.

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You know we call it the Wang-mobile?

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I didn't know that.

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- I did not know that.
- Yeah, we say, "Ah, hey,

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- there's Mike in the Wang-mobile."
- Oh.

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And we'd just laugh.

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Yet another reason I can't wait

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to get myself into a truck.

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See, finding a new
truck is like falling in love.

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- I met my truck at a party.
- Oh.

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Had a few drinks, woke up in her bed...

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- and we've been together ever since.
- Hmm...

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Well, hopefully, your next party,

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you'll meet a woman.

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- God, I hope so.
- Maybe end up in her bed.

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Yeah, that'd be nice.

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Now, Mike, it's all about the
sound of the engine, okay?

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You want a good roar.

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- Okay.
- You know, when you hit the gas,

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- you want it to loosen your teeth.
- Oh.

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On my first truck, I lost three caps.

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I think it's about the technology.

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- Hmm.
- Processors, right?

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Look, with a few mods,

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I can basically turn it into a robot.

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Oh, don't get a truck with a computer.

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That's how the Russians
get your information.

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They're going after cars now.

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I saw it on a "20/20."

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- That's true.
- Be... Be that as it may, guys,

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I-I'm just looking for a
normal pick-up truck, right?

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Now, this is not bad.
Look at this one here.

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- That's gorgeous.
- She's...

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- sexy as hell.
- Uh-huh.

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You can tell she knows how to party.

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Huh.

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We got to get you on some
dating apps, Brandon.

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- I don't like who I am, either.
- Just an idea.

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Okay. Oh.

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She's a beauty, ain't she?

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- Oh, this is you?
- Yep.

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- Oh.
- When I got her,

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she was just a rusted-out shell.

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But I saw who she really was

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deep down in her engine block...

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and she saw me. Yeah.

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Just celebrated 10 years together.

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- Wow.
- Congratulations.

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- You're a lucky man. Congratulations.
- Thank you. Thank you.

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Pastor, uh, do you think God wants me

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to have a cool and powerful truck

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for a reasonable price?

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Well, he certainly doesn't
want you in that Wang-mobile.

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Well, everyone's getting in on it. Okay.

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That was a really good session,
Beau, thank you.

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Um, okay. So, Rudy,
let's go ahead and get Beau

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on the book for next week.

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I'm not available next week.

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Okay. So, not next week,
but the week after.

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- I'm not available the week after.
- Okay.

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Um, I guess the week after that.

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I feel like we should get
on the phone before that,

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- just so we can... Just to keep up...
- Rio, I don't know how to say this,

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but I don't want to see you

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or speak to you on the phone ever again.

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Oh.

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What do...

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At least professionally.

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I've started seeing Pastor Paul.

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For counseling.

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He's very good.

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Most importantly, he's very free.

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Oh. Okay.

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Pastor Paul was right.

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It wasn't that hard.

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- Yeah.
- Just say it.

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- It's good advice.
- Whew!

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Um...

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Wow.

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Okay.

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Oh!

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Oh, my...

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Wow.

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Whoo!

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What's under the hood here, huh?

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Got all kinds of oomph.

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Got some experience.

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A little bit of rust.

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That's okay. That's okay.

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And... Ooh-Kay.

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Well...

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You know what?

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No reason not to just call
and ask out of curiosity.

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<i>- Yeah?</i>
- Hey.

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Uh, I hate to be forward.

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But I just met the truck

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I want to spend the
rest of my life with.

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Is that... Is that a weird thing to say?

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New pastor's a real dynamo.

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We've had a lot of cancellations.

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Just look at these client numbers.

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This is before Pastor Paul arrived.

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This is after.

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- Did you do this? This is...
- Yeah, I did.

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I got on with the help desk, live-chat.

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- Okay.
- It's a shame, too.

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People were really starting to
give you the respect you deserve.

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Even me.

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Now it's all gone.

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Okay.

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I'm going to lunch.

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Oh.

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Um... okay.

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Be nice to have some coworkers to
bitch about the boss to.

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Thank you, Rudy.

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Clara, I can't understand
you 'cause you're crying

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and you're spitting a lot.

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Well, good luck with the pastor.

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O-Okay. Thank you.

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See you around town.

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- Oh.
- Oh, I got some big news.

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Oh, so do I.

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My entire therapy practice is ruined.

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Every single client I have is gone.

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Our disposable income... gone.

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I-I feel like we have
to start selling things.

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Sorry.

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I feel like I just totally
steamrolled you.

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- You had big news. What was it?
- It's okay. It's okay.

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What did you just put in your pocket?

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Cricket.

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I, uh, I found a-a dead
cricket on the porch,

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and I just thought I'd like to
give it a proper burial,

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- say a couple words.
- That's, like, the sweetest thing.

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Well, listen, that's not
what's important right now.

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What happened with all your clients?

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It was going so well.

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It's the pastor.

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Everybody wants to talk to that guy.

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It's like he comes in here.

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I don't know what kind
of training this guy has.

257
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I can tell you what he doesn't have.

258
00:08:44,909 --> 00:08:46,979
He doesn't have a master's
from The College of New Jersey.

259
00:08:47,003 --> 00:08:48,242
- Yeah.
- I can tell you that much.

260
00:08:48,266 --> 00:08:51,299
And I'm concerned. I'm concerned
about my former clients.

261
00:08:51,324 --> 00:08:53,049
These are... These are
my friends, you know?

262
00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:54,822
It's like, you can't pray your way

263
00:08:54,847 --> 00:08:56,783
out of a baby powder addiction.

264
00:08:56,808 --> 00:08:59,643
I'm sorry, someone has
a-a baby powder addiction? Who?

265
00:08:59,668 --> 00:09:01,900
I wish I could tell you.
It's not who you think.

266
00:09:02,276 --> 00:09:04,658
Okay, look, you've got some competition.

267
00:09:04,683 --> 00:09:05,684
- Yeah.
- So, you got to get out there

268
00:09:05,708 --> 00:09:06,987
- and you got to sell yourself.
- Mm-hmm.

269
00:09:07,011 --> 00:09:10,549
You got a master's degree from
a reasonably good college,

270
00:09:10,574 --> 00:09:13,502
and you've got a ton of
letters following your name.

271
00:09:13,527 --> 00:09:15,065
- I worked hard for those letters.
- Yeah, you did.

272
00:09:15,089 --> 00:09:17,615
So, my suggestion is a sign

273
00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,701
that explains what those letters are.

274
00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:21,459
- Mm-hmm.
- And then a second sign that says

275
00:09:21,484 --> 00:09:22,975
"Hours of operation."

276
00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,331
- Signage.
- Yeah. No, this is good.

277
00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:26,870
This is good. You're right.

278
00:09:26,895 --> 00:09:28,984
I have a-a-a-a return to make.

279
00:09:29,009 --> 00:09:31,808
Uh, uh, I'm gonna
return that poor little cricket

280
00:09:31,833 --> 00:09:33,331
- to Mother Earth.
- Okay.

281
00:09:33,356 --> 00:09:34,581
- Yeah, I'm gonna be...
- Okay.

282
00:09:34,606 --> 00:09:35,933
I'm gonna be rational,
I'm gonna be calm.

283
00:09:36,059 --> 00:09:38,003
I'm gonna just deal with this

284
00:09:38,028 --> 00:09:40,206
as the professional that I am.

285
00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:42,769
- Test, test.
- Test, test, test.

286
00:09:42,794 --> 00:09:43,970
- Test.
- Hot coffee. Hot coffee.

287
00:09:43,994 --> 00:09:45,456
Yackity smackity. Yackity smackity.

288
00:09:45,481 --> 00:09:46,589
Ping pong, ping pong.

289
00:09:46,614 --> 00:09:49,105
I think this is a good plan.
When in doubt, go undercover.

290
00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,488
George Washington said that.

291
00:09:50,513 --> 00:09:51,825
I mean, I don't want to do this, okay?

292
00:09:51,849 --> 00:09:53,052
But it's a public health concern.

293
00:09:53,076 --> 00:09:54,655
An untrained therapist?

294
00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:56,156
It's more dangerous than a nuclear bomb.

295
00:09:56,180 --> 00:09:58,218
- George Washington said that, too.
- Did he?

296
00:09:58,243 --> 00:09:59,743
Which George Washington
are you referring to?

297
00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,008
Are there two George Washingtons

298
00:10:01,032 --> 00:10:02,314
- in American history?
- All I know is my uncle,

299
00:10:02,338 --> 00:10:03,579
George Washington Longfellow,

300
00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:05,017
the area's first beat cop.

301
00:10:05,171 --> 00:10:06,721
Which George Washington are
you thinking about?

302
00:10:06,745 --> 00:10:07,752
I just, uh... That one.

303
00:10:07,777 --> 00:10:09,285
- Okay.
- That was the one I was thinking of.

304
00:10:09,467 --> 00:10:12,035
Rudy, thank you. This is wonderful.

305
00:10:13,304 --> 00:10:16,100
Now all I have to do is
go talk to the pastor

306
00:10:16,125 --> 00:10:17,968
and expose how ill equipped he is

307
00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:19,266
to deal with mental health issues.

308
00:10:19,290 --> 00:10:20,452
We can regain our titles

309
00:10:20,477 --> 00:10:22,468
as town therapist and town
therapist's assistant.

310
00:10:22,493 --> 00:10:23,562
I mean, I don't know
if that's a real thing,

311
00:10:23,586 --> 00:10:24,626
but I do appreciate the support.

312
00:10:24,650 --> 00:10:26,640
Yeah, and if this doesn't work,
we can play the kidnapping card.

313
00:10:26,664 --> 00:10:27,695
I'll start looking for some rope.

314
00:10:27,719 --> 00:10:29,897
Oh, no, no. I-I don't think
we should let it escalate to that point.

315
00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:31,280
Let's just go ahead and start with this

316
00:10:31,304 --> 00:10:33,575
- and see where it goes.
- Okay. Make me proud.

317
00:10:50,592 --> 00:10:52,623
Don't look at me like that.

318
00:10:52,668 --> 00:10:54,383
You know I don't have a choice.

319
00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:56,163
Okay? Just bad timing.

320
00:11:10,862 --> 00:11:12,923
I'm sorry, okay?

321
00:11:14,486 --> 00:11:16,330
I lo... Mm.

322
00:11:19,670 --> 00:11:21,337
We're not doing this.

323
00:11:23,377 --> 00:11:25,205
She's got to know.

324
00:11:31,675 --> 00:11:32,837
Whoo-hoo!

325
00:11:32,862 --> 00:11:35,420
Hoo-hoo! She's a pretty little hussy.

326
00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:37,841
Well, she has a few
blemishes here and there,

327
00:11:37,866 --> 00:11:39,845
but I was hoping you guys could
help me clean her up.

328
00:11:39,869 --> 00:11:41,591
For your first truck,
you want an older one.

329
00:11:41,616 --> 00:11:44,232
Sure, she'll never love
you the way you love her,

330
00:11:44,257 --> 00:11:45,889
- but you'll be there when she dies.
- Mm.

331
00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:46,959
God willing.

332
00:11:46,984 --> 00:11:49,485
This could really be
a game-changer for you, Mike.

333
00:11:49,510 --> 00:11:51,571
I mean, she could change
the way people see you.

334
00:11:51,596 --> 00:11:53,071
- Rest in peace, Wang-man.
- Yeah.

335
00:11:53,096 --> 00:11:54,641
Wang-man? Wait, is that...

336
00:11:54,666 --> 00:11:56,064
- Is that what you guys call me?
- Yeah.

337
00:11:56,088 --> 00:11:58,126
Okay. Yeah, I guess that makes sense.

338
00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:00,798
Well, now I just have to convince Rio

339
00:12:00,823 --> 00:12:02,970
to fall in love with her the way I have.

340
00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:05,118
But I can't introduce her
to her looking like this.

341
00:12:05,142 --> 00:12:06,360
- She'll flip out. I mean,
- I'm sorry.

342
00:12:06,384 --> 00:12:07,821
- we got some rust.
- No, no, no, no.

343
00:12:07,845 --> 00:12:09,516
Rio doesn't know about this, Mike?

344
00:12:09,541 --> 00:12:11,923
No. I'm not helping you fix this.

345
00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:13,541
I didn't know you were having an affair.

346
00:12:13,565 --> 00:12:15,049
- An a... What?
- I'm not gonna break up

347
00:12:15,073 --> 00:12:16,137
my best friend's marriage.

348
00:12:16,162 --> 00:12:18,379
That's right. Rio's my best friend now.

349
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:19,855
Okay? I love her.

350
00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:21,641
You guys are blowing
this way out of proportion.

351
00:12:21,665 --> 00:12:23,097
- I've barely driven her.
- No.

352
00:12:23,122 --> 00:12:24,622
But you've become emotionally involved,

353
00:12:24,646 --> 00:12:25,972
and that's worse.

354
00:12:25,997 --> 00:12:27,012
Way worse.

355
00:12:27,037 --> 00:12:28,629
Okay. Well, hold on a second.

356
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,804
I can't bring this to the house!
She'll freak!

357
00:12:30,829 --> 00:12:32,657
This never happened.

358
00:12:40,785 --> 00:12:42,090
- Hey.
- Hey.

359
00:12:42,115 --> 00:12:44,739
- Come on in.
- Yes.

360
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,481
- Welcome.
- Oh. I'm... Let's...

361
00:12:47,506 --> 00:12:48,669
'Kay.

362
00:12:48,694 --> 00:12:50,864
- Have a seat.
- Yeah. Alright.

363
00:12:50,889 --> 00:12:53,456
Attempt at unprofessional
physical contact

364
00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:54,830
10 seconds into the meeting.

365
00:12:54,855 --> 00:12:57,356
So, what brings you by?

366
00:12:57,381 --> 00:12:58,700
Uh, you know...

367
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:01,128
just wanted to, you know,

368
00:13:01,153 --> 00:13:02,924
talk through some thoughts, I guess.

369
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,799
- Sure.
- So, um...

370
00:13:04,824 --> 00:13:06,558
yeah, I was just noticing
that you don't have,

371
00:13:06,582 --> 00:13:08,104
uh, a lot of...

372
00:13:08,313 --> 00:13:10,523
you don't have any degrees on your wall.

373
00:13:10,548 --> 00:13:11,593
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.

374
00:13:11,618 --> 00:13:12,820
Do... You didn't go to college?

375
00:13:12,844 --> 00:13:14,366
Oh, I went to college, yeah.

376
00:13:14,391 --> 00:13:16,088
- Where'd you go?
- Harvard.

377
00:13:19,688 --> 00:13:22,460
- Like real... real Harvard, or...
- Yeah.

378
00:13:23,089 --> 00:13:25,004
Okay.

379
00:13:26,247 --> 00:13:29,403
Note... Uh, narcissistic tendencies.

380
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,802
Are you talking to your jacket?

381
00:13:32,827 --> 00:13:34,927
W... In what sense?

382
00:13:34,952 --> 00:13:36,857
It looked like you
were talking to your jacket.

383
00:13:36,882 --> 00:13:38,607
I'm talking to my jacket, yes.

384
00:13:38,632 --> 00:13:40,959
- Okay.
- That is something I-I...

385
00:13:40,984 --> 00:13:42,944
One of the things that I
wanted to talk to you about

386
00:13:42,968 --> 00:13:46,927
is that I hear... voices in my head,

387
00:13:47,101 --> 00:13:49,959
and then... the way that I respond is

388
00:13:49,984 --> 00:13:52,717
I... I talk to my jacket.

389
00:13:53,226 --> 00:13:54,928
That's a new one for me.

390
00:13:54,953 --> 00:13:56,834
Oof. Guess I stumped ya.

391
00:13:56,859 --> 00:13:59,170
Well, could be schizophrenia.

392
00:13:59,195 --> 00:14:01,131
- Are you diagnosing me?
- No, no, no, no.

393
00:14:01,156 --> 00:14:03,881
No, I would never.
I'm not qualified to diagnose you.

394
00:14:03,906 --> 00:14:06,178
But I could put you in
touch with someone who is.

395
00:14:06,788 --> 00:14:09,039
And meanwhile, Rio, I'll pray for you,

396
00:14:09,064 --> 00:14:11,195
and, um, I will be here to support you

397
00:14:11,220 --> 00:14:12,500
in any way I can.

398
00:14:12,525 --> 00:14:13,918
You're gonna get through this.

399
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:18,468
That's the annoyingly
perfect thing to say.

400
00:14:18,493 --> 00:14:20,218
I'm sorry, am I missing something here?

401
00:14:20,243 --> 00:14:21,757
Um...

402
00:14:21,782 --> 00:14:24,241
No. I-I-I'm...

403
00:14:24,266 --> 00:14:26,171
No. You're not... Yes. Yes, you are.

404
00:14:26,196 --> 00:14:28,725
I was... I was just...
I was testing you.

405
00:14:28,977 --> 00:14:30,523
Sorry. I-I just...

406
00:14:30,548 --> 00:14:32,913
It's just that all of
my clients have fired me,

407
00:14:32,938 --> 00:14:35,171
uh, 'cause they're now talking to you,

408
00:14:35,196 --> 00:14:36,468
and I just wanted to make sure

409
00:14:36,493 --> 00:14:37,985
that they were in good hands, I think.

410
00:14:38,009 --> 00:14:39,445
I'm... I'm... I'm so sorry.

411
00:14:39,470 --> 00:14:40,813
I-I didn't realize that was happening.

412
00:14:40,837 --> 00:14:43,296
It was not at all my intention.

413
00:14:43,321 --> 00:14:45,476
No, that... that sounds very difficult.

414
00:14:45,501 --> 00:14:47,906
It is difficult. It's difficult.
Thank you.

415
00:14:48,162 --> 00:14:49,825
You know, it's just like,
I feel like I finally got

416
00:14:49,849 --> 00:14:51,383
some respect in the town, and...

417
00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:53,992
and, you know, now you're here

418
00:14:54,017 --> 00:14:56,726
and I'm... I'm all of
a sudden Rio Dangerfield.

419
00:14:56,751 --> 00:14:58,821
I don't get that reference, but...

420
00:14:58,846 --> 00:15:00,829
Like Rodney Dangerfield. You know...

421
00:15:00,854 --> 00:15:02,520
"I get no respect."

422
00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:04,201
Still not ringing any bells.

423
00:15:04,226 --> 00:15:06,084
"I get no respect."

424
00:15:06,347 --> 00:15:08,285
- You see "Caddyshack"?
- A long time ago.

425
00:15:08,309 --> 00:15:09,932
He's the guy who farts.

426
00:15:18,949 --> 00:15:20,924
Mike.

427
00:15:20,949 --> 00:15:22,465
- What are you doing here?
- What are you doing...

428
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:25,043
- What... What are you doing here?
- No, no. What? What? What's...

429
00:15:25,067 --> 00:15:26,331
My own husband?

430
00:15:26,356 --> 00:15:27,643
Seeing the pastor?

431
00:15:27,668 --> 00:15:29,464
Is this about us? Oh, my God.

432
00:15:29,489 --> 00:15:30,698
I thought we were so good.

433
00:15:30,723 --> 00:15:32,386
- We're...
- No, no, no. We're great. We're great.

434
00:15:32,410 --> 00:15:33,541
Is this because I laughed

435
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:34,949
when you walked in
with the pony costume?

436
00:15:34,973 --> 00:15:36,605
I-I mean, that hurt,
but no. That's not...

437
00:15:36,629 --> 00:15:38,457
Honey, I will go
and saddle up right now.

438
00:15:38,482 --> 00:15:39,698
- Like, I-I'm down.
- No. No.

439
00:15:39,723 --> 00:15:40,996
No, I'm off of that whole thing.

440
00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:42,043
- Are you sure? That...
- That... Yes.

441
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,846
- That's not it.
- Is this about the STD?

442
00:15:43,871 --> 00:15:45,711
Look, you know what? Nobody knows

443
00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:46,853
who brought that into this relationship.

444
00:15:46,877 --> 00:15:49,109
I think we need to just
accept it and move on.

445
00:15:49,134 --> 00:15:50,377
- Okay.
- That's a very deep cut

446
00:15:50,377 --> 00:15:51,529
to think that's what I'm currently...

447
00:15:51,554 --> 00:15:53,535
- Well, I'm just trying to understand...
- Why do you have a wire hanging out?

448
00:15:53,559 --> 00:15:55,745
I-I was... I was trying to expose him.

449
00:15:55,770 --> 00:15:56,949
- Oh, my goodness.
- I was try... I was...

450
00:15:56,973 --> 00:15:58,183
Look, I'm wired and everything.

451
00:15:58,207 --> 00:15:59,446
I thought we agreed on signage.

452
00:15:59,470 --> 00:16:00,589
I know, but then I...

453
00:16:00,614 --> 00:16:01,651
Don't change the subject.

454
00:16:01,676 --> 00:16:03,575
Don't change... I need to understand
why you're here right now.

455
00:16:03,599 --> 00:16:05,184
Uh, I need to know.

456
00:16:07,472 --> 00:16:09,254
I fell in love.

457
00:16:10,902 --> 00:16:12,106
Oh, my God.

458
00:16:12,131 --> 00:16:13,786
No, no, no. Not... Not...
Not with a human.

459
00:16:13,810 --> 00:16:15,910
W-With a truck. With a truck.

460
00:16:15,935 --> 00:16:18,051
I was walking out of Connie's,
I spilled my coffee...

461
00:16:18,076 --> 00:16:19,445
- Okay...
- I kind of just locked eyes

462
00:16:19,469 --> 00:16:22,184
with this beautiful...
I want you to see her.

463
00:16:22,209 --> 00:16:23,529
- The truck?
- I-I shouldn't have done it,

464
00:16:23,553 --> 00:16:24,753
and I betrayed you

465
00:16:24,778 --> 00:16:26,247
and I went behind your back
and I bought this truck...

466
00:16:26,271 --> 00:16:27,388
And then I tried to come clean,

467
00:16:27,412 --> 00:16:29,415
but y-your whole business...

468
00:16:30,935 --> 00:16:32,535
- Oh.
- Hi.

469
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:33,871
You're all... Okay.

470
00:16:33,896 --> 00:16:35,598
Did you hear all that?

471
00:16:35,623 --> 00:16:37,418
Yes, you guys have an STD together.

472
00:16:37,443 --> 00:16:39,114
It's actually pretty romantic.

473
00:16:39,139 --> 00:16:40,880
Pretty much everyone has one.

474
00:16:40,905 --> 00:16:42,293
- It's HPV.
- Yeah.

475
00:16:42,318 --> 00:16:45,762
In fact, I see it as a trophy
of a life well lived.

476
00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:47,789
Thank you, and you should be so lucky.

477
00:16:49,493 --> 00:16:51,364
Turn over, come on.

478
00:16:51,785 --> 00:16:53,824
Aah! Crap!

479
00:16:54,455 --> 00:16:55,721
Honey, I-I'm sorry.

480
00:16:55,746 --> 00:16:57,651
I should've... I should've talked
to you before I bought this.

481
00:16:57,675 --> 00:16:59,127
I was... I was just so afraid

482
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:00,439
someone was gonna snatch her up.

483
00:17:00,464 --> 00:17:02,174
- Really?
- Well, look at her.

484
00:17:02,199 --> 00:17:04,534
- Honey. I'm not, like, a motor head,
- Yeah.

485
00:17:04,559 --> 00:17:06,589
But I think this might be,
like, a piece of crap.

486
00:17:06,614 --> 00:17:08,183
- Honey, don't say that in front of her.
- I'm not...

487
00:17:08,207 --> 00:17:09,847
- I don't know anything.
- Listen, I have a vision for it.

488
00:17:09,871 --> 00:17:11,729
You know what? Just
Give it one more try.

489
00:17:11,754 --> 00:17:13,557
Alright, a-a-are you
turning it all the way?

490
00:17:13,582 --> 00:17:14,620
I... Let me try again.

491
00:17:14,645 --> 00:17:16,525
You got to go all the way.

492
00:17:17,311 --> 00:17:19,789
Oh, Rudy, I'm just so sorry I don't have

493
00:17:19,814 --> 00:17:21,836
enough work for you to
justify your position.

494
00:17:21,861 --> 00:17:24,461
- We... We had a good run, didn't we?
- Yeah, we did.

495
00:17:24,486 --> 00:17:26,205
Who knows? Maybe
you'll work for me one day.

496
00:17:26,229 --> 00:17:27,990
- Yeah. Look at that.
- I'm just trying to be nice.

497
00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:30,017
Of course, I could never hire you.
Not with this track record.

498
00:17:30,041 --> 00:17:32,391
Okay. I get it.

499
00:17:35,047 --> 00:17:36,859
- Hey.
- P-Pastor Paul.

500
00:17:36,884 --> 00:17:38,883
Hi. What
are you doing here?

501
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:40,648
You take walk-ins?

502
00:17:41,721 --> 00:17:43,608
J... You want to see me?

503
00:17:43,633 --> 00:17:46,045
You're the town therapist, right?

504
00:17:47,008 --> 00:17:48,511
Thanks. Um...

505
00:17:48,536 --> 00:17:50,183
Yeah, I...

506
00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:51,738
I have a problem.

507
00:17:51,763 --> 00:17:53,183
It's with Connie.

508
00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:55,417
Can I... Sorry.
Let me just stop you for a beat.

509
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:59,144
'Cause I just want to say
that her calling you a wolf...

510
00:17:59,169 --> 00:18:01,081
I think I'm in love with her.

511
00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:04,201
Oh. Wow.

512
00:18:04,226 --> 00:18:06,927
Have you shared these feelings with her?

513
00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:08,834
- Not per se.
- Okay.

514
00:18:08,859 --> 00:18:10,912
We have had sex numerous times already.

515
00:18:10,937 --> 00:18:12,545
- Um...
- Wow.

516
00:18:12,570 --> 00:18:13,904
So...

517
00:18:14,477 --> 00:18:16,857
When did you get...
You got here Friday, right?

518
00:18:16,882 --> 00:18:18,193
- Was it Friday? Yeah.
- Yeah.

519
00:18:18,218 --> 00:18:19,693
I guess I haven't slept a ton.

520
00:18:19,718 --> 00:18:21,589
- Hey.
- She's a very passionate woman.

521
00:18:21,614 --> 00:18:23,369
- Good for you.
- She told me that...

522
00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:25,790
I was just a rebound fling.

523
00:18:25,815 --> 00:18:28,126
- Okay.
- I want something more real.

524
00:18:28,151 --> 00:18:30,671
I don't know. I-I guess maybe
I should just end it?

525
00:18:30,696 --> 00:18:32,351
Listen, you and I both know,

526
00:18:32,376 --> 00:18:34,255
you know, Connie, she's not...

527
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,513
She's not, like, easy to quit, right?

528
00:18:36,538 --> 00:18:38,037
You're both in different places.

529
00:18:38,062 --> 00:18:39,715
You're still exploring something,

530
00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:42,326
and you're kind of just seeing
where your bodies take you.

531
00:18:42,351 --> 00:18:44,918
I'm pretty sure I know where
my body would take me.

532
00:18:45,608 --> 00:18:48,442
- To... her... body. Yeah.
- To her body.

533
00:18:48,902 --> 00:18:50,122
Don't worry, everyone.

534
00:18:50,147 --> 00:18:52,653
They're gonna be here in a
minute for the big reveal.

535
00:18:52,678 --> 00:18:54,590
Rio, it's so nice that Brandon and...

536
00:18:54,615 --> 00:18:56,809
And Kay and Pastor Paul...

537
00:18:56,834 --> 00:18:58,091
- ... helped him fix up that truck.
- Yeah...

538
00:18:58,115 --> 00:18:59,418
Yeah, that's so great, right?

539
00:18:59,443 --> 00:19:01,864
Pastor Paul is very generous.

540
00:19:01,889 --> 00:19:03,854
- Yeah, he is.
- You know I'm hitting that, right?

541
00:19:03,879 --> 00:19:04,996
- Yeah, no, I know. I know.
- Mm.

542
00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:06,590
How's that doing with your trust issues?

543
00:19:06,614 --> 00:19:09,229
Well, I do trust that
I want him on top of me.

544
00:19:09,254 --> 00:19:11,745
- Oh. Okay. So, it's going well.
- Uh-huh. Yeah. So...

545
00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:13,135
- Where's pony boy?
- Hi.

546
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,651
Oh. Yes.

547
00:19:14,676 --> 00:19:16,472
It's cool you guys are so
adventurous in the bedroom.

548
00:19:16,496 --> 00:19:19,034
Oh. That's so personal.

549
00:19:19,059 --> 00:19:21,526
I'm actually glad you
guys said all that stuff.

550
00:19:21,901 --> 00:19:23,862
Um... I feel I can trust you.

551
00:19:23,980 --> 00:19:25,424
Can I make an appointment with you?

552
00:19:25,449 --> 00:19:28,064
Yes. I would love that, Ray.

553
00:19:28,089 --> 00:19:29,456
I'd like to get back on the books, too.

554
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,150
Oh, Frank. This is great.

555
00:19:31,175 --> 00:19:32,181
Yes, of course.

556
00:19:32,206 --> 00:19:35,088
Hearing you accidentally share
all those humiliating things

557
00:19:35,113 --> 00:19:36,482
made me think you're the kind of person

558
00:19:36,506 --> 00:19:37,899
I can share my darkest stuff with.

559
00:19:37,924 --> 00:19:40,861
Oh. The gas guzzling wasn't
the darkest thing, or...?

560
00:19:40,886 --> 00:19:42,283
- Tip of the iceberg.
- Really?

561
00:19:42,308 --> 00:19:43,940
And there's some things
you just can't tell a pastor.

562
00:19:43,964 --> 00:19:45,049
No, I totally get that.

563
00:19:45,074 --> 00:19:46,205
I was 18 years old

564
00:19:46,230 --> 00:19:48,073
- the day I learned that my real dad...
- Let's, um...

565
00:19:48,097 --> 00:19:49,362
... was the baritone
from the Oak Ridge Boys.

566
00:19:49,386 --> 00:19:51,877
Let's wait maybe 'til we're in private.

567
00:19:51,902 --> 00:19:53,556
You know?

568
00:19:53,581 --> 00:19:55,343
Oh, perfect.

569
00:19:55,469 --> 00:19:56,557
Oh, boy.

570
00:19:57,210 --> 00:19:59,455
Whoo!

571
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,438
Hon, what do you think?

572
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,336
Oh, my God.

573
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:14,654
- This seems to be a truck.
- Mike, Mike.

574
00:20:14,679 --> 00:20:17,119
- Hit the button. Make it do the thing.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, hon.

575
00:20:17,491 --> 00:20:18,995
<i>Hello, Rio.</i>

576
00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:20,630
- Oh.
- Wait, what?

577
00:20:20,655 --> 00:20:22,480
Is it... talking?

578
00:20:22,505 --> 00:20:23,506
- Talk. Talk.
- I'm not gonna talk.

579
00:20:23,530 --> 00:20:25,184
- It's in the truck.
- No, you gotta talk to the truck.

580
00:20:25,208 --> 00:20:26,209
- You gotta talk to the truck.
- You gotta talk to the truck.

581
00:20:26,233 --> 00:20:27,730
- What?
- Talk to the truck!

582
00:20:27,755 --> 00:20:29,176
- We worked hard on it.
- Be reasonable!

583
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,003
Okay. H-Hello, truck.

584
00:20:31,028 --> 00:20:32,605
<i>Beware the Russians.</i>

585
00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:33,675
Oh!

586
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,199
<i>U.S.A.</i>

587
00:20:35,224 --> 00:20:36,457
- It's great. It's good advice.
- See?

588
00:20:36,481 --> 00:20:38,376
- Worrying. But...
- So, uh...

589
00:20:40,089 --> 00:20:42,149
Oh, you're doing your...
Like a truck face?

590
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:43,958
You wanna go for a ride?

591
00:20:44,111 --> 00:20:45,798
- Yes!
- Yes!

592
00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:48,407
Let's see what she can do.

593
00:20:48,432 --> 00:20:50,641
Oh, boy, honey. Oh, wow.

594
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,390
- Whoo!
- Mike!

595
00:20:52,415 --> 00:20:53,663
Oh. Sweetie.

596
00:20:53,688 --> 00:20:55,437
Don't worry, hon. We're totally safe.

597
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:56,637
Oh. Darling.

598
00:20:56,662 --> 00:20:58,751
- Mike!
- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

599
00:20:58,776 --> 00:21:00,647
Whoa. But I gotta hold on, you know?

600
00:21:00,672 --> 00:21:02,734
- Okay.
- Time to give it some juice!

601
00:21:04,048 --> 00:21:06,140
Are we not already giving it juice?

602
00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:08,624
- Oh, God. Honey.
- Whoo-hoooo!

603
00:21:10,462 --> 00:21:12,638
- I want to leave.
- Whoo!

604
00:21:12,663 --> 00:21:14,622
I don't wanna die!

605
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:16,007
Oh, honey!

606
00:21:16,032 --> 00:21:18,827
- Whoo! Ohh, God!
- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!