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I thought we came over to
watch Jacob judge raw meat.

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Oh, we are.
Unless you think you could do it, Mike.

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Oh, my God.

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Jakey, go fetch that mystery muscle.

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- Mystery muscle. Okay.
- You're about to join

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the man's world of 4-H meat judging.

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- Oh!
- Let's get meaty with it.

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- Okay.
- Oh, Kay.

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Can you, um, drive me
to the dump tomorrow?

10
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Well, why don't you
stop being a feminist fraud

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and learn how to drive yourself?

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Uh, okay, no, thank you.

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Well, I told you I would teach you.
I can do it tomorrow.

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I mean, who better to teach
you than your best friend?

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- Oh.
- Did you say...

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Did you just say "best friend"?

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Oh!

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Well, I guess that just slipped
right out of my mouth.

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It's just 'cause I had...
I had said it before,

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and you hadn't reciprocated,
so I didn't...

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I just had to make sure
it was for real, Rio.

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- It's for real.
- Okay, it's for real?

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- Alrighty.
- Oh!

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- Boom!
- That's a lot of...

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- Here we go. Here we go.
- Beef invasion!

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Is he gonna... Is he gonna
eat all this raw meat

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- just right now in front of us?
- Oh, I hope so.

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- I could watch that all day.
- Okay, now, Jakey,

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uh, I want you to take a gander

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and name that meat, Beef Boy.

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- Oh, boy. Here we go.
- Here we go.

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Loin eye's half a grade
higher than this guy.

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Two choice T-bones,

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two choice top sirloins.

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Ugh, this is, like,
steak house chain quality.

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That's gross, Dad.

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Did you try to set me up?

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- I don't get it. Do you get it?
- Mike, envelope, please?

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Oh. Okay, let's see
how you did, Beef Boy.

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- Here we go.
- Okay.

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I bet he got them all.

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Yeah, you got it completely right!

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- Of course he did.
- Wow! That's impressive!

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Well, the boy's been touched
by the almighty beef angel.

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- That's something.
- And come Saturday, if Jacob wins,

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he gon' get one of these bad boys.

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- Oh, wow. Look at that.
- Check that out.

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That is... What is that, a ribeye?

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Yeah.

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Uh, it's a T-bone.

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Did you just say "ribeye," you bonehead?

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You idiot.

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This is a very niche
humor you guys have.

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Yeah.

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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com

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Oh, hey!

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- Mr. Meat, how you doing?
- Oh.

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Mr. Meat's my dad.
You can just call me "Beef Boy."

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Last night when I got home,

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I went down a Wikipedia
wormhole about meat judging.

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You got a real talent!

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Oh! You know what?

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Do my meat.

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You know,
I don't... I don't really want to.

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Uh, you... you can just read
the grade on the package.

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Oh, sure, sure. Tricks of the trade.

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Hey, do you mind if we,
uh, talk outside?

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Oh, boy. Uh...

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Okay, this is kind
of hard for me to say.

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Do we have this kind of relationship?

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- So, Michael...
- That's formal.

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I know that I'm the
voice of my generation,

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you know, when it comes
to meat judging, but...

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... I really... I really hate doing it.

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You know, it's not my dream.
It's my dad's dream.

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To be honest,
this does remind me of something

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I went through when I was your age.

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In high school, man,

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all I wanted to do was
play with my band, Volsung.

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As in Volsung,
the son of the Norse God Rerir.

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Rerir, right. Right, yeah.

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He was killed by the
Geatish King Siggeir.

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Jacob.

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I... That's crazy you know that.

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That's crazy that
people don't know that.

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- I agree!
- Wait, I didn't know

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- that you played music.
- Yeah, yeah.

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- You know, I play guitar.
- Oh!

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But I... I've never had a band, but...

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- Oh, yeah. Boy, I was so into it.
- Yeah.

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Even built a website.
I mean, we rehearsed all the time.

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We got pretty darn good.

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- Oh, come on. Don't downplay it.
- Yeah.

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I'm sure your music was like
a buzzsaw to the crotch.

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Well, thank you.

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Right.

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But the thing is, my...
my guidance counselor, Mr. Liptak,

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he... he noticed that the
band was tanking my grades,

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so I quit, and without him,

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I would've never gone to college,
never become a music journalist.

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But then you got laid off
and had to become a farmer.

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You know, it kind of sounds like
Mr. Liptak ruined your life.

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Like a... Like a weird old wiener boy.

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Mm-hmm.

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I'm not sure you're listening anymore,

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'cause it sounds like you're
taking all the wrong stuff

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- away from this conversation.
- Totally, totally.

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No biggie. Just teaching
my best friend to drive.

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Ooh, this is a big car.

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Alright.

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Oh!

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You knew to buckle up,
so you're already an A-plus student.

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Hey, thank you. Thank you
for the positive reinforcement.

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Oh, I'm all about
positive reinforcement.

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- Okay, good.
- Now, lesson one...

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listen to me, or
you're gonna crash this car!

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- Oka...
- Your lungs will be pierced,

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and you'll be breathing on a machine.

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- Is that what you want?
- No.

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Is that what you want?
'Cause when you're a vegetable,

121
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I can guarantee Mike's not gonna

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leave you plugged in for very long.

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"Steel Magnolias," okay?

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"Got to cut her loose

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so I can move on to another,
more beautiful woman."

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Okay, now, keys are,
uh, in the ignition.

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- I-I...
- So, we just hit the road.

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Sorry, Kay, I just... I'm sort of...

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reeling from how intense
and off-topic that was.

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Well, driving a two-ton
vehicle is intense, Rio!

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Now grab that gearshift
like it's your lover's rod

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and put 'er in drive!

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- Go, go, go!
- Okay, okay.

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Is this... Is this right?

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Is that right? I don't
know. Is that right?

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I don't know. I...
I don't know how to drive...

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Get out of the car!

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Mnh.

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Having a little midday spa session?

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That means you either just
talked to your mom on the phone

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- Yeah.
- Or you had a bad day?

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The driving lesson

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was the most stressful
situation of my life,

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and I have been stuck on a subway car

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with a flock of birds.

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She might be the worst teacher
in the history of teachers.

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She was less like a teacher and
more like my aunt when she drank.

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I mean, she just, like, yelled a lot.

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Made me feel scared.

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Well, you guys are best friends now.

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How are you gonna navigate this one?

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Oh, um, secretly learn to
drive from someone else

153
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so that when I have a lesson with Kay,

154
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she doesn't have to yell at me.

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Right, yep, the obvious solution.

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I think the obvious is best.

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What's the deal with that?

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Oh, I dug out my old guitar.

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You want to hear some of
my old band's classics?

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Did Volsung have classics?

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Hey, guys. What's going on?

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Oh, you don't know?

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You're the one spinning fairy tales,

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putting Cheez Whiz
all up in my boy's ear.

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Remember? When you
told me about your band?

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And how you regret every day

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that you didn't follow your dreams?

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I don't think I said exactly that.

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It was... It was a broader,
more nuanced mes...

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Well, whatever you said, okay,
he refuses to judge meat.

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He'll be the first Bowman boy
in the history of our family

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not to be a champion.

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I'm not a Beef Boy anymore.

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Dad...

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Michael and I are starting a band.

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You can't talk us out of it,
so don't even try.

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I co... I could be talked out of it.

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Jacob, where are you going?
This is my house!

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Hope the foundation's solid,
'cause it's getting rocked!

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If that boy was a cut of meat,
he'd be a porterhouse steak.

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I just don't know enough about meat

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to really get the full impact
of what you're trying to say.

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Jacob is a golden god that
smells like snow cones,

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and I'll do anything for him.

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His future is meat.

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I mean, are you...
Are you sure about that?

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Have you talked to him?

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There's nothing to talk about.

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Okay.

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Well, if you do decide
to talk to your son,

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you might want to think about
the best way to communicate.

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Fix it, Mike!!

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There's nothing wrong with
the way I communicate!

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Hey, hey, hey, hey, bud, we...
we... we need to talk.

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I know. I'm sorry.

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I wanted to ask you about the
band before I told my dad,

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but, you know, stuff
just doesn't always work out

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the way that you want, right?

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- Yeah.
- It's a song that I'm writing.

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♪ Stuff doesn't always work out ♪

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♪ Do you ever get so sad ♪

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♪ That you tried to eat grass? ♪

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♪ Don't eat the grass ♪

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♪ Don't eat the grass ♪

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♪ Stuff doesn't always work out ♪

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- And then it...
- Yeah. Um...

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You know, I think music
might be a hobby for you.

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But the... But the meat judging...

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I got no passion for meat, Mike.

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Look, uh, Jacob, I... I...

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I can't join your band.

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Okay.

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But will you join...

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your band?

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- Oh, wow. The Volsung logo.
- Yeah.

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Wow. You made a shirt for
my high school band.

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Yes, I did.
Man, I love this freaky raven,

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- This bigass tree...
- Yggdrasil.

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Yeah. The tree that
connects the Nine Worlds.

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We added a tenth world...

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America.

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See that?

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That's so genius.

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- Where did you find this?
- Oh.

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- Your band's old GeoCities website.
- Oh!

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"Volsung's mission is
to mix Norse mythology

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with hard-hitting rock that has..."

228
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- "... a beat you can dance to."
- "... a beat you can dance to."

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- Exactly.
- Look at that.

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We're announcing "Neon Girl."

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That was gonna be our breakout single.

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Can we play it?

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Um...

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No. No. No.

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You... You gotta study meat,

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and you gotta do what your dad wants.

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I'm sorry.

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Okay.

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Whatever you say, Mr. Liptak.

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♪ The chariot awaits ♪

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♪ We ride the winds to war ♪

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♪ Our enemies abate ♪

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♪ When they hear our mighty roar ♪

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Oh, man, did you see
my "Sex-God face" there?

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- I saw something going on facially.
- Yeah.

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But I thought you were just
angling for a bathroom break.

247
00:08:30,554 --> 00:08:33,486
No, no, no, every good
frontman has a "Sex-God face."

248
00:08:33,511 --> 00:08:35,111
- This is mine right here.
- Let me see.

249
00:08:35,136 --> 00:08:36,408
A lot of teeth.

250
00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:38,666
What do you think?
Did it work? You turned on?

251
00:08:38,691 --> 00:08:40,472
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna say
"Yeah" and just move on.

252
00:08:40,496 --> 00:08:41,529
God, did that feel good!

253
00:08:41,554 --> 00:08:44,510
I feel like I had a... IV of pure
rock 'n' roll running through me.

254
00:08:44,535 --> 00:08:46,268
Yeah, hey, uh, maybe we should invite

255
00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:47,597
some people over to hear us play.

256
00:08:47,621 --> 00:08:49,099
No, no, man,
that would be too distracting.

257
00:08:49,123 --> 00:08:51,246
Listen, Volsung has always
been about the music,

258
00:08:51,271 --> 00:08:52,271
plain and simple.

259
00:08:52,296 --> 00:08:53,976
You had to have played
some shows, though.

260
00:08:54,530 --> 00:08:56,244
No, man, we... We never played a show.

261
00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:58,102
- What?!
- Yeah. Yeah.

262
00:08:58,275 --> 00:09:00,494
Which sucks, 'cause I had the best plan.

263
00:09:00,519 --> 00:09:02,986
My high school was having
this anti-drug rally,

264
00:09:03,011 --> 00:09:05,377
and we all were all set
to just storm that stage,

265
00:09:05,402 --> 00:09:06,802
hijack it, and cut loose.

266
00:09:06,827 --> 00:09:08,597
Oh, my God, that's so Volsung!

267
00:09:08,622 --> 00:09:09,699
I know, but my...

268
00:09:09,723 --> 00:09:12,090
My drummer, Tyler,
he cut his lip on his braces.

269
00:09:12,115 --> 00:09:14,563
- Was a no-show.
- I wanna kick Tyler's ass so bad.

270
00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:16,172
And I think you'd have to
go down to Africa, though.

271
00:09:16,196 --> 00:09:18,328
He's building schools or
hospitals or something.

272
00:09:18,353 --> 00:09:20,366
Oh, I wish we could've done that show!

273
00:09:20,391 --> 00:09:22,384
We were gonna kick things
off with "Raven's Wolf."

274
00:09:22,409 --> 00:09:24,720
- Yeah.
- Then lead right into "Wolf's Raven."

275
00:09:24,745 --> 00:09:26,165
Well, can we play it?

276
00:09:26,491 --> 00:09:28,205
- No, man.
- What?

277
00:09:28,230 --> 00:09:29,775
- But we can shred it.
- Oh!

278
00:09:30,167 --> 00:09:31,915
En, to...

279
00:09:31,940 --> 00:09:34,489
en, to, tre, fire!

280
00:09:37,117 --> 00:09:38,369
Thank you so much, Rudy.

281
00:09:38,394 --> 00:09:40,314
It's just, you know,
learning to drive from Kay

282
00:09:40,339 --> 00:09:42,120
was putting too much
pressure on our relationship,

283
00:09:42,144 --> 00:09:43,361
- and I...
- Shh.

284
00:09:43,386 --> 00:09:45,746
Makes me jealous when I hear
about your friendship with Kay.

285
00:09:46,535 --> 00:09:47,790
Rudy.

286
00:09:47,815 --> 00:09:49,514
I feel jealous that you, you know,

287
00:09:49,539 --> 00:09:50,673
you're a natural blond.

288
00:09:50,698 --> 00:09:52,009
- Oh.
- Keys?

289
00:09:52,744 --> 00:09:53,822
Oh.

290
00:09:53,847 --> 00:09:54,870
My truck's a little finicky,

291
00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:57,628
so just pop 'er in there and
jostle it around a little bit.

292
00:09:58,085 --> 00:09:59,423
- Clockwise.
- Okay.

293
00:09:59,448 --> 00:10:03,033
Also, drive is reverse, reverse
is neutral, and neutral is drive,

294
00:10:03,058 --> 00:10:05,908
so just pop 'er into neutral,
which, again, is drive,

295
00:10:05,933 --> 00:10:07,632
and hit the gas, which is the brake.

296
00:10:07,657 --> 00:10:09,626
Also, whatever you do,
don't touch the cassette player,

297
00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:11,306
'cause it deploys the airbags.

298
00:10:11,803 --> 00:10:13,408
Clara, thank you so much

299
00:10:13,433 --> 00:10:14,751
- for this lesson.
- Of course.

300
00:10:14,776 --> 00:10:17,197
Would it be okay if we
just moved these guys

301
00:10:17,222 --> 00:10:18,222
in the back?

302
00:10:18,247 --> 00:10:19,513
They're all girls.

303
00:10:19,538 --> 00:10:20,804
Oh.

304
00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:21,829
Ah...

305
00:10:21,854 --> 00:10:24,783
That's Reese Wither-Cat,
and you need to look out.

306
00:10:24,808 --> 00:10:27,517
She tells Big Little Meows.

307
00:10:34,364 --> 00:10:35,696
I'm proud of you, Rio.

308
00:10:35,721 --> 00:10:37,290
You came to the right person.

309
00:10:37,314 --> 00:10:38,610
I think so, yeah.

310
00:10:38,635 --> 00:10:40,013
- This feels right. This feels right.
- Alright.

311
00:10:40,037 --> 00:10:42,626
- Okay. Yes, let's begin.
- Mm-hmm.

312
00:10:43,427 --> 00:10:45,527
Connie? What are you...
What are you doing?

313
00:10:45,552 --> 00:10:46,954
Well, this is how I taught Brandon.

314
00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:48,630
You know, driving's about trust.

315
00:10:48,655 --> 00:10:49,712
And I trust you.

316
00:10:49,737 --> 00:10:52,894
Now, whether we live or die,
it's up to you, alright?

317
00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:54,252
So, good night.

318
00:10:54,842 --> 00:10:57,173
Oh, wow. That is... so scary.

319
00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:58,775
- Rio, just relax.
- Yeah.

320
00:10:58,800 --> 00:10:59,962
Don't wake me.

321
00:10:59,987 --> 00:11:01,020
Okay, don't wake you.

322
00:11:01,045 --> 00:11:02,876
- Okay. I'm gonna just... Oh.
- Mm-hmm.

323
00:11:04,354 --> 00:11:05,923
Oh, man! Oh, man!

324
00:11:05,948 --> 00:11:07,642
Oh, going fast! It's going fast!

325
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,311
Slow down! Slow down!

326
00:11:10,761 --> 00:11:13,134
Damn, did you just run
into Kay with my car?

327
00:11:13,159 --> 00:11:14,690
Oh, man. She doesn't know I'm here.

328
00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:15,916
- She's gonna be so mad.
- Ohhh...

329
00:11:15,940 --> 00:11:18,040
Rio! Why are you driving?

330
00:11:18,065 --> 00:11:20,298
Wait, is Connie giving
you a lesson instead of me?

331
00:11:21,355 --> 00:11:22,595
I'm so sorry I didn't tell you.

332
00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:24,455
It's just that, you know,
it was so scary with you,

333
00:11:24,479 --> 00:11:25,970
and, you know, you yelled a lot.

334
00:11:25,995 --> 00:11:27,728
But basically, I did have to go learn

335
00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:28,876
from Rudy and Clara...

336
00:11:28,901 --> 00:11:30,480
Oh, so you're learning
from everybody in the town

337
00:11:30,504 --> 00:11:32,704
and I'm just mean
Kay with her mean yells

338
00:11:32,729 --> 00:11:34,744
coming out of her mean
mouth all mean day long?

339
00:11:34,769 --> 00:11:36,970
No. No. No. I was...

340
00:11:36,995 --> 00:11:38,156
- Kay.
- No.

341
00:11:38,493 --> 00:11:40,197
Oh, wow. She is...

342
00:11:40,222 --> 00:11:42,017
Oh! So strong.

343
00:11:42,042 --> 00:11:43,042
Kay, listen to me.

344
00:11:43,067 --> 00:11:46,499
Those other lessons, they did
not mean anything to me. Kay?

345
00:11:46,524 --> 00:11:47,549
Kay!

346
00:11:47,573 --> 00:11:49,039
Kay, are you okay?

347
00:11:50,599 --> 00:11:52,775
She took driving
lessons behind your back

348
00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,539
and then she crashed into our truck?

349
00:11:54,564 --> 00:11:56,079
Yep. You got it.

350
00:11:56,104 --> 00:11:57,599
I don't get it.

351
00:11:57,624 --> 00:11:58,901
Why aren't you yelling and screaming?

352
00:11:58,925 --> 00:12:00,338
I don't know. That's the weirdest part.

353
00:12:00,362 --> 00:12:01,876
I'm not that mad at her.

354
00:12:01,901 --> 00:12:03,341
My heart's just not in it this time.

355
00:12:03,366 --> 00:12:04,454
Wow.

356
00:12:04,479 --> 00:12:06,579
You two must really be best friends,

357
00:12:06,604 --> 00:12:09,736
because when Clay Aiken lost,
you set our TV on fire.

358
00:12:09,761 --> 00:12:11,275
Well, he's got the voice of an angel!

359
00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:13,892
I just want to grab Rio
by the shoulders and...

360
00:12:14,156 --> 00:12:15,884
bring her in for a hug.

361
00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:17,686
Dang it! My anger's not there.

362
00:12:17,711 --> 00:12:19,144
Well, I got enough for both of us.

363
00:12:19,169 --> 00:12:21,456
I'll tell you what,
I want to see that metal T-bone

364
00:12:21,481 --> 00:12:23,689
holding up Jacob's
pants more than anything.

365
00:12:23,714 --> 00:12:25,074
Beau, do you think maybe sometimes

366
00:12:25,099 --> 00:12:26,939
we both get a little too angry?

367
00:12:26,964 --> 00:12:28,033
No!

368
00:12:28,058 --> 00:12:29,224
Maybe!

369
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,732
Possible.

370
00:12:30,757 --> 00:12:32,924
Why don't you just try
and find a different way

371
00:12:32,949 --> 00:12:34,415
to get through to Jacob?

372
00:12:38,354 --> 00:12:41,197
You are wise...

373
00:12:41,222 --> 00:12:42,931
... and beautiful...

374
00:12:43,436 --> 00:12:46,214
and I am so happy you took me back.

375
00:12:46,619 --> 00:12:48,742
Well, with an ass like that,
did I have a choice?

376
00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:50,415
What are you starting?

377
00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:52,707
♪ The battle never ending ♪

378
00:12:52,732 --> 00:12:55,556
♪ By 'morrow, take the cave ♪

379
00:12:55,581 --> 00:12:56,806
Owww!

380
00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:58,626
Whoo! Man!

381
00:12:58,651 --> 00:13:00,329
Whoo! Whoo!

382
00:13:00,353 --> 00:13:02,587
Alright, Dad. Go ahead, yell at me.

383
00:13:02,612 --> 00:13:04,679
Mm. That was catchy.

384
00:13:04,704 --> 00:13:06,568
S... I love it.

385
00:13:06,946 --> 00:13:08,961
You... You do?

386
00:13:08,986 --> 00:13:10,228
Oh, so good.

387
00:13:10,253 --> 00:13:12,213
I don't want you to ever
quit playing in this band.

388
00:13:12,237 --> 00:13:13,942
Maybe you can do both.

389
00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:16,342
You know, come to
the meat-judging competition.

390
00:13:16,367 --> 00:13:17,633
If that's chill with you.

391
00:13:17,658 --> 00:13:18,803
The whole county'll be there.

392
00:13:18,827 --> 00:13:20,115
Okay. I'll do it.

393
00:13:20,323 --> 00:13:22,451
What? We should talk about this.

394
00:13:22,476 --> 00:13:24,754
No, no, my... my dad knows what's best.

395
00:13:24,779 --> 00:13:25,978
Wow.

396
00:13:27,270 --> 00:13:29,623
I've always been a
scream-first kind of guy.

397
00:13:30,415 --> 00:13:33,146
This makes me rethink a
lot of things I've done.

398
00:13:37,023 --> 00:13:38,451
I'm not judging meat.

399
00:13:38,476 --> 00:13:39,976
I'm playing rock 'n' roll.

400
00:13:40,001 --> 00:13:42,535
Tomorrow, the whole town
is gonna be there,

401
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,537
and we are gonna ambush the stage!

402
00:13:44,562 --> 00:13:46,474
Oh, you fooled me, man!

403
00:13:46,499 --> 00:13:47,832
I can't keep up with you.

404
00:13:47,857 --> 00:13:49,638
You're like Odin's eight-legged horse.

405
00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:52,013
Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop!

406
00:13:55,163 --> 00:13:56,516
_

407
00:14:00,775 --> 00:14:03,085
Oh, man. This is so badass.

408
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,421
Like when Rage Against the Machine

409
00:14:04,445 --> 00:14:05,956
played in front of the
New York Stock Exchange.

410
00:14:05,980 --> 00:14:07,146
Shut it down.

411
00:14:07,171 --> 00:14:09,345
Man, you sound so old when
you talk about ancient bands,

412
00:14:09,369 --> 00:14:11,172
but... I'm amped.

413
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:13,524
I got the chills.

414
00:14:13,549 --> 00:14:15,758
Well, they do turn it down to
60 because of the meat.

415
00:14:15,783 --> 00:14:17,930
- Yeah.
- Okay, when I get on stage,

416
00:14:17,955 --> 00:14:20,407
I'm gonna give 'em a little taste
of actual judging,

417
00:14:20,432 --> 00:14:22,772
and then I'm gonna say "rancid meat."

418
00:14:22,797 --> 00:14:25,197
Right, and that's my cue
to get out my axe

419
00:14:25,222 --> 00:14:26,721
- and unleash the raven.
- Yes.

420
00:14:26,746 --> 00:14:28,493
And then I'm gonna scream "Volsung!"

421
00:14:28,518 --> 00:14:30,546
And we're gonna melt
this crowd's face off.

422
00:14:30,571 --> 00:14:32,615
It's just gonna be a...
a river of face skin.

423
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,907
Oh, man, I wish Mr. Liptak
was here to see this.

424
00:14:34,932 --> 00:14:36,877
Though, I understand he's
got pretty advanced glaucoma,

425
00:14:36,901 --> 00:14:37,901
so he'd probably miss it.

426
00:14:37,926 --> 00:14:39,665
Oh, hey, you got your Viking gear on?

427
00:14:40,687 --> 00:14:41,852
Oh, my God.

428
00:14:41,884 --> 00:14:42,953
Oh!

429
00:14:42,978 --> 00:14:44,579
- Yeah, chain mail.
- So authentic.

430
00:14:45,016 --> 00:14:46,040
Hey, did you want to try

431
00:14:46,065 --> 00:14:47,508
that little side-braid
that we were working on?

432
00:14:47,532 --> 00:14:48,656
- I know it was too tight last night.
- Good to see you.

433
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,268
- But I'll be really gentle.
- No, I'm o... I'm open... Deuuuuuuh.

434
00:14:51,292 --> 00:14:52,758
How's my Beef Boy?

435
00:14:52,783 --> 00:14:54,183
Hey.

436
00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:56,843
I'm gonna get a spot in front
of all the losers' parents.

437
00:14:56,868 --> 00:14:59,198
Let's just hope there's
no... rancid meat.

438
00:15:00,690 --> 00:15:03,327
What could be worse
than rancid meat, you know?

439
00:15:03,352 --> 00:15:05,070
At a meat-judging contest?

440
00:15:05,485 --> 00:15:06,579
Rancid.

441
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,843
Chaos would break out.

442
00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:11,888
- It's supposed to be fresh.
- Shut up!

443
00:15:12,594 --> 00:15:14,113
Okay.

444
00:15:19,409 --> 00:15:21,002
- Oh.
- Hey.

445
00:15:21,027 --> 00:15:23,511
- You have every right to be mad.
- I'm so mad.

446
00:15:23,536 --> 00:15:26,035
So, if I could just have an
opportunity to explain myself

447
00:15:26,060 --> 00:15:27,271
- before you say anything.
- Mmhmm.

448
00:15:27,295 --> 00:15:29,695
I just want you to know
that ever since moving here,

449
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,187
my favorite part of it is
becoming friends with you.

450
00:15:32,212 --> 00:15:34,278
Okay, and so the idea of losing you,

451
00:15:34,303 --> 00:15:36,503
I just started to get
in my head about that,

452
00:15:36,528 --> 00:15:39,548
and... and I started getting
in my head about, you know,

453
00:15:39,573 --> 00:15:40,873
getting in my head about things,

454
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:43,185
and then I'm overthinking about my head,

455
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:45,188
and I'm like, "Well,
if I just thought about it..."

456
00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:47,378
I'm sorry. Can you just shut
your mouth for one minute?

457
00:15:47,403 --> 00:15:49,292
I've never seen a
one-woman show in my life,

458
00:15:49,317 --> 00:15:50,631
and I'm not about to start right now.

459
00:15:50,655 --> 00:15:52,347
- Okay.
- Okay. Oh!

460
00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:53,667
Are you okay?

461
00:15:53,692 --> 00:15:55,214
- Oh, God!
- What's wrong?

462
00:15:55,866 --> 00:15:56,866
Kay, please talk to me.

463
00:15:56,891 --> 00:15:58,434
- I think I'm having a heart attack.
- Oh, no.

464
00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,568
No, no, no.

465
00:15:59,593 --> 00:16:01,113
It's the same age as my daddy's first.

466
00:16:01,138 --> 00:16:02,349
You got to get me to the hospital.

467
00:16:02,373 --> 00:16:03,652
Well, I can't drive, honey. I can't...

468
00:16:03,676 --> 00:16:05,761
You have to drive! Do you hear me?!

469
00:16:05,786 --> 00:16:08,044
My chest is tighter than
Manny Pacquiao's ass!

470
00:16:08,069 --> 00:16:09,069
- Okay.
- Aah!

471
00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:10,446
Oh, God, no. Kay?

472
00:16:12,162 --> 00:16:14,917
Rio, stop slamming on the brakes,
or we're both gonna die!

473
00:16:14,942 --> 00:16:16,402
- How you doing? Kay?
- No, no, no.

474
00:16:16,427 --> 00:16:17,776
- Kay, how you doing?
- Steady. Keep it...

475
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,146
Well, I'm not doing good. I'm doing bad.

476
00:16:19,170 --> 00:16:20,825
- I'm having a heart attack.
- Okay, please...

477
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:23,092
Okay, take your time.
Slow down a little bit, okay?

478
00:16:23,117 --> 00:16:24,431
- Easy, easy.
- I'm easy. I'm easy.

479
00:16:24,455 --> 00:16:26,088
Put on your blinker, make a right here.

480
00:16:26,113 --> 00:16:27,931
Blinker, blinker. Taking a right.

481
00:16:27,955 --> 00:16:29,065
Careful on the turn.

482
00:16:29,090 --> 00:16:31,701
- Okay. Oh, my God.
- Okay, and just pull right over here.

483
00:16:31,726 --> 00:16:32,911
- You want me to stop?
- Stop the car.

484
00:16:32,935 --> 00:16:34,004
- Stop the car, Rio!
- Oh, my God.

485
00:16:34,028 --> 00:16:35,788
- Are you gonna stop to die?!
- Stop the car!

486
00:16:36,474 --> 00:16:38,474
Are you okay?

487
00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:40,103
Kay.

488
00:16:40,128 --> 00:16:42,018
I didn't have a heart attack.

489
00:16:42,466 --> 00:16:43,667
What?!

490
00:16:43,692 --> 00:16:46,525
Everyone in my family lives
to be at least 100 years old.

491
00:16:46,550 --> 00:16:47,985
Three of us have been
on that Smucker's thing

492
00:16:48,009 --> 00:16:49,267
on the "Today" show.

493
00:16:49,292 --> 00:16:50,978
What is happening right now?!

494
00:16:51,003 --> 00:16:52,811
You just learned how to drive.

495
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:55,013
I had to get your head out of your butt

496
00:16:55,038 --> 00:16:57,119
so that you could
start to trust your gut.

497
00:16:57,144 --> 00:16:59,433
Who's a bad teacher now? Hmm?

498
00:16:59,653 --> 00:17:01,050
Oh, my God.

499
00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:03,244
I did do... I drove.

500
00:17:03,269 --> 00:17:04,392
Yeah, you drove.

501
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:09,395
Whoo!

502
00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:10,886
You're crazy!

503
00:17:10,911 --> 00:17:12,241
You are really...

504
00:17:12,266 --> 00:17:14,134
- I am crazy. I am crazy.
- You are much crazier

505
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,859
than anyone that, uh,
I've ever met in Manhattan.

506
00:17:18,008 --> 00:17:19,374
You really thought I was dying.

507
00:17:19,399 --> 00:17:21,420
Yes!

508
00:17:21,445 --> 00:17:25,085
And now our final senior, Jacob Bowman.

509
00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:26,999
That's my Beef Boy! Jacob!

510
00:17:28,938 --> 00:17:30,538
Sorry I was late. I was just...

511
00:17:30,563 --> 00:17:31,862
I was obeying speed laws

512
00:17:31,887 --> 00:17:33,546
because I... I know how to drive.

513
00:17:33,571 --> 00:17:34,983
- That's why I was late, so...
- I, uh...

514
00:17:35,007 --> 00:17:37,499
I... I placed these
sirloin steaks in order

515
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:40,210
two, one, four, three.

516
00:17:40,235 --> 00:17:41,991
I placed meat two over meat one

517
00:17:42,016 --> 00:17:45,772
because two showed evidence
of less internal fat,

518
00:17:45,797 --> 00:17:48,030
w-which makes it...

519
00:17:48,288 --> 00:17:51,413
- You're doing fine, son.
- You got this, Jacob!

520
00:17:51,687 --> 00:17:53,554
- It's okay.
- Come on, Big Jake!

521
00:17:54,577 --> 00:17:55,858
You got it!

522
00:17:56,624 --> 00:17:58,014
Make... Make some noise! Come on!

523
00:17:58,039 --> 00:17:59,577
Jacob! Jacob!

524
00:17:59,602 --> 00:18:02,365
- Jacob! Jacob! Jacob!
- Jacob! Jacob! Jacob!

525
00:18:02,390 --> 00:18:05,193
- Jacob! Jacob! Jacob!
- Jacob! Jacob! Jacob!

526
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,904
- Jacob! Jacob! Jacob!
- Jacob! Jacob! Jacob!

527
00:18:07,929 --> 00:18:09,889
- Yes! Yes!
- Jacob! Jacob! Jacob!

528
00:18:10,647 --> 00:18:13,538
It makes it inferior
based on its trimness!

529
00:18:13,571 --> 00:18:17,843
Though one displayed a more
uniform color and was firmer,

530
00:18:17,868 --> 00:18:21,702
two displayed much less... bone.

531
00:18:25,580 --> 00:18:27,561
- Okay.
- I chose four over three

532
00:18:27,586 --> 00:18:29,569
because four had greater muscling

533
00:18:29,594 --> 00:18:32,595
and was a trimmer,
higher quality sirloin!

534
00:18:32,620 --> 00:18:34,046
Thank you, Bucksnort!

535
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:35,561
Good night!

536
00:18:37,493 --> 00:18:40,749
That's correct! A perfect score!

537
00:18:40,774 --> 00:18:43,575
Hey, hey, everybody,
party at my old man's place later!

538
00:18:43,701 --> 00:18:44,867
That's my son!

539
00:18:44,892 --> 00:18:46,335
Our son. He came out of me.

540
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:48,022
We're not having a party.

541
00:18:52,529 --> 00:18:54,538
- Oh.
- Congratulations, guys.

542
00:18:54,563 --> 00:18:56,444
Your, uh, your kid's a star.

543
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,507
Thanks.

544
00:18:57,532 --> 00:18:59,444
Why are you dressed like a moron?

545
00:18:59,469 --> 00:19:01,733
Well, I guess I didn't
know the vibe of this thing.

546
00:19:01,758 --> 00:19:03,171
I... O... kay.

547
00:19:03,195 --> 00:19:06,439
Whoo! Champion. Wow!

548
00:19:06,464 --> 00:19:07,496
Thank... Thank you.

549
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:08,679
Um...

550
00:19:08,704 --> 00:19:11,911
Mike, I'm... I'm sorry that
I never said "rancid meat."

551
00:19:11,936 --> 00:19:13,669
I just... I think that
my biggest passion

552
00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:15,116
isn't music or meat.

553
00:19:15,141 --> 00:19:16,905
It's people cheering for me.

554
00:19:16,930 --> 00:19:18,262
But, um....

555
00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:20,671
I let you down, and that...
That was a real Tyler move.

556
00:19:20,696 --> 00:19:22,429
No, no. Mnh-mnh.

557
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,400
You were a Viking. Okay?

558
00:19:24,425 --> 00:19:25,858
You pillaged our moment.

559
00:19:25,883 --> 00:19:29,218
You took what you wanted,
and you used it to rock out hard.

560
00:19:29,243 --> 00:19:31,343
Now, that's Volsung as hell.

561
00:19:32,429 --> 00:19:33,429
Wow.

562
00:19:33,454 --> 00:19:35,935
So... So not playing with
Volsung was actually...

563
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,960
The most Volsung
thing you could've done.

564
00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:40,676
I have nothing more to teach you.

565
00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:42,267
Cool.

566
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:43,581
Um...

567
00:19:43,866 --> 00:19:44,944
I'm gonna bounce.

568
00:19:44,969 --> 00:19:46,681
Some of the kids wanted
me to autograph their meat

569
00:19:46,705 --> 00:19:47,825
and take some selfies, so...

570
00:19:47,850 --> 00:19:49,116
- You know the drill.
- Yeah.

571
00:19:49,141 --> 00:19:50,887
- I'm not sure that I do know the drill.
- I don't think so.

572
00:19:50,911 --> 00:19:52,051
Were you gonna...

573
00:19:52,076 --> 00:19:54,043
Were you gonna play
a Volsung concert here?

574
00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:56,238
Yeah, we were gonna storm
the stage, and, you know...

575
00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:57,263
Ohh.

576
00:19:57,288 --> 00:19:59,161
Are you upset? I feel
like you're bummed.

577
00:19:59,186 --> 00:20:01,160
- Are you bummed?
- No. No, no, no. No.

578
00:20:01,185 --> 00:20:02,719
Look, I get it...
You don't get to live out

579
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,676
every dream you've ever had.

580
00:20:04,879 --> 00:20:07,033
You got to get on
that stage right now, Mike.

581
00:20:07,058 --> 00:20:08,858
No, no, that... That was a dumb idea.

582
00:20:08,883 --> 00:20:10,180
- No, no.
- No, that was a dumb idea.

583
00:20:10,204 --> 00:20:13,371
Any dream that's worth
pursuing is not dumb,

584
00:20:13,396 --> 00:20:15,041
even if it started in high school.

585
00:20:15,066 --> 00:20:17,083
You know, it's like my driving, right?

586
00:20:17,108 --> 00:20:19,122
Guess what. I drove here.

587
00:20:19,147 --> 00:20:20,608
- What?!
- In a car.

588
00:20:20,633 --> 00:20:22,139
- You drove here?
- I did it.

589
00:20:22,164 --> 00:20:24,017
- Oh, my gosh! Yeah?
- Yes!

590
00:20:24,042 --> 00:20:26,208
The most Volsung thing
you could do right now

591
00:20:26,233 --> 00:20:28,335
is get on that stage and play!

592
00:20:28,798 --> 00:20:29,997
Oh, man.

593
00:20:30,022 --> 00:20:32,507
You are a stone-cold Hljod.

594
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:34,360
- Hljod?
- Giantess.

595
00:20:34,385 --> 00:20:35,983
- Giantess?
- That's Volsung's wife.

596
00:20:36,008 --> 00:20:37,539
- Oh, good.
- They had ten sons together.

597
00:20:37,563 --> 00:20:38,929
Oh, wow. That's good for her.

598
00:20:38,954 --> 00:20:40,741
And him. I'm sure they co-parent.

599
00:20:40,766 --> 00:20:41,975
You gonna play?

600
00:20:42,639 --> 00:20:43,663
Yeah.

601
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,080
That's my husband!

602
00:20:49,627 --> 00:20:51,007
Whoo!

603
00:20:59,709 --> 00:21:04,709
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