1 00:00:02,227 --> 00:00:04,546 Yeah. Portia's not feeding her piglets. 2 00:00:04,546 --> 00:00:06,740 What we have here is a touch of mastitis, 3 00:00:06,765 --> 00:00:08,357 which is making her udder tender, 4 00:00:08,382 --> 00:00:09,747 and it's making her cranky, 5 00:00:09,772 --> 00:00:12,794 so we need to keep her separated from the little piglets. 6 00:00:12,819 --> 00:00:14,756 I'm gonna give her some meds, but she is not gonna want 7 00:00:14,780 --> 00:00:15,891 to nurse for a couple of days. 8 00:00:15,891 --> 00:00:18,116 Hey, we had planned on going away this weekend. 9 00:00:18,141 --> 00:00:19,459 Should we cancel that? 10 00:00:19,484 --> 00:00:21,514 We were just gonna go to the Red Lion Inn in Omaha. 11 00:00:21,539 --> 00:00:23,070 No, you should definitely take that trip. Come on. 12 00:00:23,094 --> 00:00:24,358 You guys have earned it. 13 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:26,292 - I was looking forward to that, yeah. - I know! I was like... 14 00:00:26,296 --> 00:00:28,513 Uh, but say goodbye to the piglets before you leave 15 00:00:28,538 --> 00:00:29,975 because they'll be dead when you get back. 16 00:00:31,547 --> 00:00:33,224 - What?! - Tough decision. 17 00:00:33,249 --> 00:00:35,475 I've heard the Red Lion has a stellar business center. 18 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:36,500 Yeah. 19 00:00:41,617 --> 00:00:43,805 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 20 00:00:46,642 --> 00:00:48,101 Here it is! Pig milk, 21 00:00:48,126 --> 00:00:49,738 right by the light bulbs... Makes total sense. 22 00:00:49,762 --> 00:00:51,056 - Ah. Oh, "Pig Milk." - Look how simple. 23 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:53,328 - Clear and concise packaging. - Yeah. 24 00:00:53,353 --> 00:00:55,750 Well, you gotta let the pig milk sell itself, you know? 25 00:00:55,775 --> 00:00:57,031 - It's kind of refreshing. - What do we think? 26 00:00:57,055 --> 00:00:58,976 One bucket? We gotta feed them every two hours. 27 00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:01,173 Let me do the math. Uh... yeah, yeah. That'll be plenty. 28 00:01:01,197 --> 00:01:03,053 - Got it. - Uh-huh. All we got to do 29 00:01:03,078 --> 00:01:05,209 is keep these little rascals fed and warm. 30 00:01:05,234 --> 00:01:06,256 Yeah. And we're gonna be 31 00:01:06,281 --> 00:01:08,148 looking at six healthy piggies tomorrow morning. 32 00:01:08,172 --> 00:01:10,272 - Six out of six. - Six out of six. Up high. 33 00:01:10,297 --> 00:01:11,942 Right here. I think this will be good. 34 00:01:11,967 --> 00:01:14,536 W-What's going on here? You guys setting up for something? 35 00:01:14,561 --> 00:01:15,764 No, we're just, uh, 36 00:01:15,789 --> 00:01:18,020 going about our usual b... daily business. 37 00:01:18,045 --> 00:01:19,913 Oh, yeah, looks like you guys are setting up for a party. 38 00:01:19,937 --> 00:01:21,647 No, no, no. Nothing like that. Mnh-mnh. 39 00:01:21,672 --> 00:01:23,196 Party time! 40 00:01:23,221 --> 00:01:25,623 Let's get cruuuunk... 41 00:01:27,289 --> 00:01:29,204 I thought you guys were out of town at a hotel. 42 00:01:29,229 --> 00:01:30,748 Is that a margarita machine or...? 43 00:01:30,773 --> 00:01:32,577 Beau, what... are you having a party or something? 44 00:01:32,601 --> 00:01:34,475 That's so surprising. 45 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:37,046 'Cause that's the first that I'm even hearing about it right now. 46 00:01:37,070 --> 00:01:39,069 The jig is up. We're having a Euchre tournament. 47 00:01:39,094 --> 00:01:40,663 We have one every year after the Harvest, 48 00:01:40,687 --> 00:01:43,608 and I would've invited you, but we take it pretty seriously 49 00:01:43,633 --> 00:01:45,632 - and we thought you would stink. - What is a Euchre? 50 00:01:45,656 --> 00:01:47,963 It's a card game you play with a partner. 51 00:01:48,151 --> 00:01:50,897 But this year, Rudy and I are gonna dominate. 52 00:01:50,922 --> 00:01:52,826 No, no, no, no. Kent and I always win. 53 00:01:52,851 --> 00:01:54,251 Yeah, 'cause you cheat. 54 00:01:54,276 --> 00:01:55,669 You're on acid. 55 00:01:55,694 --> 00:01:57,381 - Excuse me? - We don't! No, we don't. 56 00:01:57,406 --> 00:01:58,764 We just ain't caught you yet. 57 00:01:58,789 --> 00:02:00,400 I am a doctor of veterinary medicine. 58 00:02:00,425 --> 00:02:01,898 I don't think I would cheat at Euchre. 59 00:02:01,922 --> 00:02:03,708 Got a PhD in dirty palms. 60 00:02:03,733 --> 00:02:05,725 - That's all I'm saying. - Okay... Sweetie. 61 00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:07,663 - Well, this seems like a friendly game. - It seems nice. 62 00:02:07,687 --> 00:02:09,144 Yeah, don't think I didn't notice 63 00:02:09,168 --> 00:02:10,996 you're wearing your Friday jeans. 64 00:02:11,021 --> 00:02:13,758 And... I smell that perfume. 65 00:02:13,783 --> 00:02:15,420 - I got it. - It's an all-in-one 66 00:02:15,445 --> 00:02:17,490 scented body lotion and insect repellent. 67 00:02:17,515 --> 00:02:19,764 Rolling out the red carpet for this, uh... 68 00:02:19,789 --> 00:02:21,007 what are we calling this guy? 69 00:02:21,032 --> 00:02:22,686 He's my date. 70 00:02:22,711 --> 00:02:24,626 He's a long-haul trucker. His name is Joe, 71 00:02:24,651 --> 00:02:26,686 but he prefers Swamp Fox. It's his handle. 72 00:02:26,711 --> 00:02:28,545 This Swamp Fox... does he know you're married? 73 00:02:28,570 --> 00:02:30,572 - Well, he knows we're separated. - Married. 74 00:02:30,586 --> 00:02:31,990 - No, separated. - Well. 75 00:02:32,015 --> 00:02:33,604 - Separated. - Still married. 76 00:02:33,629 --> 00:02:35,413 - Technically. Separated. - Okay. 77 00:02:35,438 --> 00:02:36,756 - Alright. - He wants to meet up 78 00:02:36,781 --> 00:02:38,522 at some coordinates on his route. 79 00:02:38,980 --> 00:02:40,952 I'm looking forward to it. I'm not at all nervous. 80 00:02:40,952 --> 00:02:43,067 Not a... Not even a tiny, little bit. 81 00:02:43,092 --> 00:02:46,380 I have a date, too. Yeah. 82 00:02:46,589 --> 00:02:48,014 You're probably jealous about that one. 83 00:02:48,038 --> 00:02:48,835 You didn't know it, did you? 84 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:50,718 Not jealous at all. Who is she? 85 00:02:50,743 --> 00:02:51,831 You don't know her. 86 00:02:51,856 --> 00:02:53,075 Hmm. 87 00:02:59,140 --> 00:03:00,723 Oh, I can make circus noises, too. 88 00:03:02,215 --> 00:03:04,643 - I got it! I got it! I got it! - I got this! I got this! I... 89 00:03:04,643 --> 00:03:06,241 Hey, how's your piglets? 90 00:03:06,266 --> 00:03:08,027 - How many have died so far? - Died? 91 00:03:08,052 --> 00:03:09,401 - None. - Are you kidding me? 92 00:03:09,426 --> 00:03:10,899 You guys, listen, don't worry. 93 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:12,130 If you've taken care of a baby, 94 00:03:12,154 --> 00:03:13,380 you can certainly take care of a pig. 95 00:03:13,404 --> 00:03:16,457 Kent, shh, shh, no, no, no, no. They can't have kids. 96 00:03:16,482 --> 00:03:18,619 What do you mean we can't have kids? 97 00:03:18,643 --> 00:03:20,579 Oh, my God. My apologies. I-I... 98 00:03:20,604 --> 00:03:22,041 To be honest, I thought you had kids. 99 00:03:22,065 --> 00:03:23,735 I heard that Mike was shooting blanks. 100 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,150 - What?! - Oh! Is that... Is that what you heard? 101 00:03:25,174 --> 00:03:27,290 - Wow. - No. No. I'm not shooting blanks. 102 00:03:27,315 --> 00:03:29,727 I'm shooting armor-piercing bullets. 103 00:03:29,752 --> 00:03:31,547 Yes, and I am filled with eggs. 104 00:03:31,572 --> 00:03:33,202 I can't even tell you how many eggs are down here. 105 00:03:33,226 --> 00:03:34,619 It's just like a can of beluga. 106 00:03:34,644 --> 00:03:36,187 Well, if you... if you didn't have kids, 107 00:03:36,211 --> 00:03:37,986 - then what'd you do in your 20s? - God, my 20s? 108 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:39,993 I worked at the Virgin Megastore at some point. 109 00:03:40,018 --> 00:03:41,954 I sort of accidentally auditioned for "The Real World." 110 00:03:41,978 --> 00:03:43,696 Strange. I had a tryst with, um... 111 00:03:43,721 --> 00:03:45,282 one of the Bush twins. 112 00:03:45,307 --> 00:03:46,790 - Ooh! - Yeah. I never even told you 113 00:03:46,815 --> 00:03:48,228 - about that, actually, yeah. - Exciting. Yeah. 114 00:03:48,252 --> 00:03:49,807 And then I wore a lot of, like, low-rise jeans. 115 00:03:49,831 --> 00:03:51,063 With a thong? 116 00:03:51,088 --> 00:03:52,368 - Mm. - Yes. I had, uh, 117 00:03:52,393 --> 00:03:54,134 quite a little whale-tail in the... 118 00:03:54,159 --> 00:03:55,586 In the... in the back seat. 119 00:03:55,611 --> 00:03:58,488 Well, I tried one of them once, and that didn't work for me, but... 120 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:01,158 - ... some people like them. - You were wearing low-rise, too, right? 121 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:02,766 I was wearing a low-rise pant. 122 00:04:02,791 --> 00:04:03,792 - It was a trend. - Uh, but it... 123 00:04:03,816 --> 00:04:06,164 but I wore a boxer underneath. No... No floss. 124 00:04:06,189 --> 00:04:08,031 Well, okay, far be it from me to tell somebody 125 00:04:08,056 --> 00:04:09,618 - how to live their lives. - Yes. Thank you. 126 00:04:09,642 --> 00:04:10,845 But you're doing it completely wrong because 127 00:04:10,869 --> 00:04:12,603 that's what you're supposed to do in your 40s. 128 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:14,656 Exactly. You have kids young 129 00:04:14,681 --> 00:04:16,836 because you're too stupid to know you're screwing up. 130 00:04:16,861 --> 00:04:18,524 Oh, hey. We talking kids? 131 00:04:18,549 --> 00:04:20,680 Yeah, when are you two gonna start popping 'em out? 132 00:04:20,705 --> 00:04:23,242 - Very personal question. - Mike is shooting blanks. 133 00:04:23,267 --> 00:04:25,453 That's the second time I've heard that. 134 00:04:25,478 --> 00:04:27,352 But, I mean, have you talked about kids? 135 00:04:27,377 --> 00:04:29,220 - Sure, sure, sure. Not in a... - Oh, yeah, we've had a lot of... 136 00:04:29,244 --> 00:04:32,022 - conversations, but, yeah, I think... - So, what are you guys waiting on? 137 00:04:32,113 --> 00:04:33,933 I think what we're waiting for... 138 00:04:33,958 --> 00:04:36,122 - Is... - ... is, um... 139 00:04:36,147 --> 00:04:37,577 - We're... I think... - Well, I don't even know 140 00:04:37,601 --> 00:04:38,756 anymore what we're waiting for. 141 00:04:38,780 --> 00:04:42,169 I mean, we certainly have the space, and we have the time now. 142 00:04:42,194 --> 00:04:44,161 I think we both have accrued some wisdom 143 00:04:44,186 --> 00:04:45,458 that I'd love to bestow 144 00:04:45,483 --> 00:04:48,357 onto a-a little, adorable vessel 145 00:04:48,382 --> 00:04:51,185 and help guide it through the maze of life. 146 00:04:51,210 --> 00:04:53,044 I don't know. I... You're right. 147 00:04:53,069 --> 00:04:54,967 I don't know why we're waiting, and it's ridiculous! 148 00:04:54,991 --> 00:04:56,782 I think we sh... we should have a kid. 149 00:04:56,807 --> 00:04:58,122 We should have a baby. 150 00:04:58,147 --> 00:04:59,191 We're gonna have a baby. 151 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:00,216 - Oh! - What? 152 00:05:00,241 --> 00:05:02,966 - We're gonna have a baby. - Oh, good. 153 00:05:02,991 --> 00:05:04,443 - A little, tiny... - Yeah. 154 00:05:06,341 --> 00:05:08,591 - Nope. - Nope. Um... 155 00:05:08,616 --> 00:05:10,661 - Sidebar in the car. - Sidebar in the car. 156 00:05:10,686 --> 00:05:12,350 Okay. It takes a village. 157 00:05:12,374 --> 00:05:14,413 - Bagged up. Thank you. - Congratulations. Go get her! 158 00:05:14,437 --> 00:05:16,514 - Congratulations!- - ... need a babysitter, let me know. 159 00:05:16,538 --> 00:05:18,098 - Okay, thanks. - Good for them. 160 00:05:18,174 --> 00:05:22,030 Honey, I-I-I just... I really, really need to apologize again 161 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:24,286 for deciding in front of the whole town 162 00:05:24,311 --> 00:05:26,096 that we should have a kid together. 163 00:05:26,121 --> 00:05:27,959 Yeah, I appreciate that, 'cause it just kind of felt like, 164 00:05:27,983 --> 00:05:29,614 you know, when we went to that baseball game 165 00:05:29,638 --> 00:05:31,669 and there was that boyfriend who proposed 166 00:05:31,694 --> 00:05:34,552 to his girlfriend up on the jumbotron and then she said no, 167 00:05:34,577 --> 00:05:37,755 and then the whole crowd just, like, booed her, and... 168 00:05:37,780 --> 00:05:39,856 And they started throwing hot dogs at her, 169 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:41,739 and she picked one up, threw it at that kid. 170 00:05:41,764 --> 00:05:44,825 He got mustard in his eye and then it was like "#MustardBoy." 171 00:05:44,850 --> 00:05:46,529 Remember? It was kind of like that for me. 172 00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:48,682 It was just like that, and, uh, I see the similarity... 173 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,141 and in my defense, 174 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:52,827 I found a pros and cons list 175 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:55,257 we made about having a kid back in New York. 176 00:05:55,282 --> 00:05:57,084 Okay. Well, I love a pros and cons list. 177 00:05:57,109 --> 00:06:00,358 Yeah, you love them, a-and I have come to see the value of them. 178 00:06:00,383 --> 00:06:02,237 So, the cons were "small apartment, 179 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:03,860 garbage smell, baby-stealing rats, 180 00:06:03,885 --> 00:06:05,775 baby-stealing pigeons, baby growing up in New York, 181 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:07,343 constantly telling people 'I grew up in New York, ' 182 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,853 private schools, public schools, 183 00:06:08,878 --> 00:06:10,782 the subway smell, the cab smell, 184 00:06:10,807 --> 00:06:12,664 might leave the baby in a cab." 185 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:16,800 And, you know... 186 00:06:16,825 --> 00:06:18,086 ... all that's changed. 187 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:20,334 Okay. Look. I... 188 00:06:20,359 --> 00:06:23,163 I love the idea of having a kid. 189 00:06:23,188 --> 00:06:25,382 I do. It's just... 190 00:06:25,407 --> 00:06:27,967 it scares me so bad. 191 00:06:27,992 --> 00:06:29,931 I think about, you know, my parents 192 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:32,554 and what it did to them and their marriage. 193 00:06:32,579 --> 00:06:34,625 Well, honey, you... you can't possibly blame yourself 194 00:06:34,649 --> 00:06:35,906 for your parents' divorce. 195 00:06:35,931 --> 00:06:38,554 Well, I mean, my mom's exact words were, 196 00:06:38,579 --> 00:06:41,515 "I can see how you would think this is your fault"... 197 00:06:42,510 --> 00:06:44,571 But i-it's n-not. 198 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:46,245 - No, there was... There's no "but." - Th... No "but." Okay. 199 00:06:46,269 --> 00:06:47,568 - She went to get her roots done. - Okay. 200 00:06:47,592 --> 00:06:49,975 Look, I love her, but not a great parenting moment. 201 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,288 It's not about that. I am an evolved woman. 202 00:06:52,313 --> 00:06:55,577 I meditate 30 minutes every... every month. 203 00:06:55,602 --> 00:06:57,000 Even if it was about your family, 204 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,155 that would be totally fine. 205 00:06:58,180 --> 00:07:00,125 I mean, one of the reasons I'm excited to have kids 206 00:07:00,149 --> 00:07:01,367 is because of my family. 207 00:07:01,392 --> 00:07:03,006 Your family's, like, perfect. 208 00:07:03,031 --> 00:07:04,812 It's like you can't even talk about them without smiling. 209 00:07:04,836 --> 00:07:06,202 - No. That's not true. - You j... 210 00:07:06,227 --> 00:07:08,303 My family is, you know, they're... 211 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:10,262 I'm doing it. 212 00:07:10,287 --> 00:07:12,420 Um... I just like them. I like them. 213 00:07:12,445 --> 00:07:14,256 Why is it that, in every family photo, you guys are all wearing, 214 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:16,380 - like, bright white? - Some of the neighbors, uh, 215 00:07:16,405 --> 00:07:17,763 thought we were in a cult. 216 00:07:17,788 --> 00:07:19,773 - But we weren't. - Oh. 217 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,163 - I'll tell you what. How about this? - What? What? 218 00:07:21,187 --> 00:07:22,734 What if we make a new pros and cons list? 219 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:24,986 I like that. I could get behind that. 220 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:26,289 Okay, good. 221 00:07:26,314 --> 00:07:28,118 Nice doing business with you. 222 00:07:28,142 --> 00:07:30,367 Oh, glad to have you here, Swamp Fox. 223 00:07:30,392 --> 00:07:32,656 Trucking company says I have to have 12 hours off 224 00:07:32,681 --> 00:07:34,134 for every 24 I drive. 225 00:07:34,159 --> 00:07:36,873 That, no drinking, no drugs, no hitchhikers. 226 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:38,304 Took all the fun out of my job. 227 00:07:38,329 --> 00:07:39,913 Yeah, I hear you. We had to stop using 228 00:07:39,938 --> 00:07:41,670 the good pesticide on our corn. 229 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:44,648 Oh, if you got some pesticide, I got a rag, 230 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:46,241 - if you know what I'm saying. - I don't. 231 00:07:46,265 --> 00:07:48,669 Wait, so, you've been driving 24 hours straight? 232 00:07:48,694 --> 00:07:50,394 Oh, there were some curves in there. 233 00:07:50,418 --> 00:07:51,911 Oh! 234 00:07:51,936 --> 00:07:53,496 - That was a truck driver joke. - I see. 235 00:07:54,404 --> 00:07:56,810 Here's a farmer joke... You have tomatoes for brains. 236 00:07:57,841 --> 00:07:59,004 Wait, is Clara your date? 237 00:07:59,029 --> 00:08:00,403 I thought you said I didn't know her? 238 00:08:00,427 --> 00:08:02,177 I don't know who you know and who you don't know in this town. 239 00:08:02,201 --> 00:08:04,957 - She's Jacob's godmother. - I had no choice, Kay. 240 00:08:04,982 --> 00:08:06,854 He promised to walk my cats. 241 00:08:06,879 --> 00:08:10,323 All seven at one time, and I can't even do that. 242 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,229 Are you okay? You're breathing very heavy. 243 00:08:12,254 --> 00:08:13,870 The battle of the wits... I won. 244 00:08:13,895 --> 00:08:15,847 - We should sit... We should sit down. - I won the battle of the wits. 245 00:08:15,871 --> 00:08:18,222 Dear Blessed Lord, please give us the strength 246 00:08:18,247 --> 00:08:20,495 - to win this tournament. - And dear God, 247 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:22,815 Cousin Marge's cancer is back. If you would just... 248 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:24,768 No, don't... don't bug him with that stuff. 249 00:08:24,793 --> 00:08:28,049 Alright, let's get this party started! 250 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:29,829 I don't mean to be cocky, but Constance and I 251 00:08:29,854 --> 00:08:32,282 are gonna be victoriousin a dominating fashion. 252 00:08:32,307 --> 00:08:35,024 - Yeah, we'll see about that. - Alright, let's do this. 253 00:08:35,049 --> 00:08:36,349 New list. Here we go. 254 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,349 - Con... - Yeah. 255 00:08:37,374 --> 00:08:39,552 We'd have to get up very early every day. 256 00:08:39,584 --> 00:08:41,670 Pro... we're already waking up early 'cause of the farm. 257 00:08:41,694 --> 00:08:44,607 Con... we still haven't found the nest of snakes in our house. 258 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:46,594 - Mm-hmm. - And that is worrisome. 259 00:08:46,619 --> 00:08:49,654 Pro... uh, we'll have nine months to locate the nest. 260 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:51,417 Yeah, regardless, I feel like that should just be on... 261 00:08:51,441 --> 00:08:52,556 like, a separate to-do list 262 00:08:52,581 --> 00:08:53,539 - or something. - We should do a to-do list. 263 00:08:53,564 --> 00:08:54,596 - Yeah, I'll do that after. - Okay. 264 00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:57,494 - Pro... baby smell. Hello! - Oh, what a smell. 265 00:08:57,519 --> 00:08:58,573 - Isn't that fantastic? - Mm. 266 00:08:58,597 --> 00:09:00,165 - Con... poop. - Okay. 267 00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:01,883 - If we're in a groove... - Sure. 268 00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:03,633 ... family band is on the table. 269 00:09:03,658 --> 00:09:05,111 Oh, that's sweet. Yeah, let's write that. 270 00:09:05,135 --> 00:09:06,150 - "Family band." - Won't that be fun? 271 00:09:06,174 --> 00:09:08,399 Oh. Con... health insurance. 272 00:09:08,424 --> 00:09:09,716 We don't have health insurance or savings. 273 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,105 - Yeah, who does? - Yeah, true. 274 00:09:11,130 --> 00:09:15,308 Pro... if our kid is really talented and gets rich, 275 00:09:15,333 --> 00:09:17,050 - but then goes crazy... - Oh. 276 00:09:17,075 --> 00:09:19,252 - ... we can take all their money. - Is that a pro or a con? 277 00:09:19,276 --> 00:09:21,436 - Oh, a pro. A pro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, okay. Okay. "Crazy money." 278 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:22,732 - Give it to me, baby. - Okay. 279 00:09:22,757 --> 00:09:24,990 Sweetheart, it's your turn to order up the trump suit. 280 00:09:25,015 --> 00:09:26,243 And don't forget that the Clarkes 281 00:09:26,267 --> 00:09:27,505 are bringing in their dog Monday 282 00:09:27,529 --> 00:09:28,617 to have it spayed. 283 00:09:28,642 --> 00:09:29,986 Right. I... totally forgot. 284 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:32,330 Uh... I guess I'll pick... 285 00:09:32,355 --> 00:09:33,356 - ... spades. - Okay. 286 00:09:33,381 --> 00:09:34,932 What a bunch of bean dip. You're cheating. 287 00:09:34,956 --> 00:09:36,969 - Whoa. - Joe, it's your turn. 288 00:09:36,994 --> 00:09:38,750 Joe! 289 00:09:40,275 --> 00:09:42,499 Oh, God. Joe, you're not on the road anymore. 290 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:43,587 Swamp Fox, come in! 291 00:09:43,612 --> 00:09:45,107 Go for Swamp Fox! 292 00:09:45,132 --> 00:09:46,351 Sorry about that. 293 00:09:46,376 --> 00:09:47,381 Did I lose time? 294 00:09:47,406 --> 00:09:49,592 - Rudy, do you smell something? - I do. 295 00:09:49,617 --> 00:09:51,334 I think somebody's toast. 296 00:09:51,730 --> 00:09:53,899 A J-bird. Boom-shaka-laka-laka. 297 00:09:53,924 --> 00:09:54,969 Ba-bah! 298 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:56,710 I don't have a sense of smell. 299 00:09:56,735 --> 00:09:58,749 Clara, Euchre is a team sport. 300 00:09:58,774 --> 00:09:59,944 We... We need to communicate. 301 00:09:59,969 --> 00:10:02,430 Okay. So, I have an ace of hearts and a 10 of spades... 302 00:10:02,455 --> 00:10:03,834 No, no, you don't say it out loud. 303 00:10:03,859 --> 00:10:05,866 You... You say it with your eyes. 304 00:10:05,891 --> 00:10:09,088 God, Beau Bowman, you want me so bad. 305 00:10:09,378 --> 00:10:11,468 I might just let you have me. 306 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:20,087 - Yeah. - I need a napkin. 307 00:10:20,643 --> 00:10:22,009 Oh, God! 308 00:10:22,533 --> 00:10:23,789 You know what? Here's a con... 309 00:10:23,813 --> 00:10:25,743 Just, like, the state of the world, you know what I mean? 310 00:10:25,767 --> 00:10:28,156 Global warming, the erosion of democracy, 311 00:10:28,181 --> 00:10:29,696 that trash island... 312 00:10:29,721 --> 00:10:33,477 - Pro... we both love the name Bastian. - Yeah, that's true. 313 00:10:33,502 --> 00:10:35,393 And I've never met anyone who even like sthat name. 314 00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:37,782 It's because it's the best name. Everyone else is crazy. 315 00:10:37,807 --> 00:10:39,373 Mm-hmm. 316 00:10:39,489 --> 00:10:40,751 And... 317 00:10:42,387 --> 00:10:43,693 Good. 318 00:10:43,718 --> 00:10:45,812 Pro... look how cute their little butts look 319 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,321 - wiggling around. - Mm! 320 00:10:47,346 --> 00:10:49,006 I know. 321 00:10:49,031 --> 00:10:51,526 Okay, con... but this is, like, a real con... 322 00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:53,069 What if having a baby 323 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:54,103 pulls us apart? 324 00:10:54,136 --> 00:10:55,667 I mean, that has nothing to do with my parents. 325 00:10:55,691 --> 00:10:57,384 - I'm just saying, it... - Mm-hmm. 326 00:10:57,409 --> 00:10:59,884 ... hypothetically... speaking. 327 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:01,330 But pro... 328 00:11:01,820 --> 00:11:03,931 What if it pushes us closer together? 329 00:11:04,338 --> 00:11:06,916 - Okay. Alright. - Mm-hmm. 330 00:11:06,941 --> 00:11:10,011 - Con... - Mm-hmm. 331 00:11:10,300 --> 00:11:11,921 Dig deep. 332 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:14,364 Con... con, con... 333 00:11:14,389 --> 00:11:17,552 Trying to think of it, but, look, they're so cute! 334 00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:19,162 - Okay, pro... - Okay. 335 00:11:19,187 --> 00:11:21,233 I would love to see what kind of little weirdo 336 00:11:21,258 --> 00:11:22,589 we would cook up. 337 00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:25,149 I would... I would love... 338 00:11:25,174 --> 00:11:28,472 to see what kind of weirdo we would cook up, too. 339 00:11:28,497 --> 00:11:30,456 Yeah? 340 00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:31,961 Of course. 341 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,568 I'm pro-weirdo. 342 00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:35,418 Well, it looks like it's you two 343 00:11:35,443 --> 00:11:37,949 against us for the final game. 344 00:11:37,974 --> 00:11:39,792 - We gonna kick your butt! - You're wood, 345 00:11:39,817 --> 00:11:41,402 and Constance and I are a wood chipper. 346 00:11:41,427 --> 00:11:42,815 We're gonna shred you piece by piece... 347 00:11:42,839 --> 00:11:44,643 so that you can only be used as mulch 348 00:11:44,667 --> 00:11:46,129 or perhaps a decorative walkway. 349 00:11:50,861 --> 00:11:53,004 Ah, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup. Sit down. 350 00:11:53,029 --> 00:11:55,059 - Oh. Come on, now. - We know. 351 00:11:55,084 --> 00:11:57,133 It's time to feed the piglets again. 352 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:01,721 Oh. Honey, this is empty... The bucket. 353 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,673 Did you not get another bucket of formula? 354 00:12:03,698 --> 00:12:06,188 No, no, I just bought the one. I-I did the math. 355 00:12:06,213 --> 00:12:07,775 Yeah, but it's weird 'cause they need to eat right now 356 00:12:07,799 --> 00:12:09,430 - and this is empty, so... - Well... 357 00:12:09,455 --> 00:12:11,548 - Okay. - What kind of math did you... 358 00:12:11,573 --> 00:12:12,938 - Yeah, it's still empty. - Yeah. 359 00:12:12,963 --> 00:12:14,790 - Yeah. So... - Um... a-alright, don't panic. 360 00:12:14,815 --> 00:12:16,049 - I'm not panicking, I'm just saying. - I'll run to the store... 361 00:12:16,073 --> 00:12:18,142 and grab another one. And you stay here with the piggies. 362 00:12:18,166 --> 00:12:20,198 Alone? Wait. Why do you get to run to the store 363 00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:21,678 and I stay with the piggies? 364 00:12:21,703 --> 00:12:22,768 Just off the top of my head... 365 00:12:22,792 --> 00:12:24,775 - You don't have a license. - Okay, that's fair. 366 00:12:25,131 --> 00:12:27,032 Alright, yeah, you just go. That makes more sense. 367 00:12:27,056 --> 00:12:28,166 Alright. Are... Are you... Are you okay? 368 00:12:28,190 --> 00:12:29,424 - Yeah, of course. I'm good. - Okay. 369 00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:31,009 - Yeah, we got a strong bond. - Okay. 370 00:12:31,034 --> 00:12:32,816 - I'll... I'll keep them entertained. - Great. 371 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:34,363 I got this. 372 00:12:34,388 --> 00:12:35,513 Alright. 373 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:42,954 _ 374 00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:44,827 Okay... Okay. 375 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:50,332 Why did you leave me alone?! 376 00:12:50,357 --> 00:12:51,880 I can't do this! 377 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,080 Did someone break in? 378 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:54,701 No, I went to pee, 379 00:12:54,726 --> 00:12:57,078 and I came back, and the thing went boom. 380 00:12:57,103 --> 00:12:58,569 We got to all get in the car 381 00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:00,615 and go together... don't leave me alone again. 382 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:02,053 - We put them in the basket... - Whoa, hold on. 383 00:13:02,077 --> 00:13:03,108 Do you see what they did to the house? 384 00:13:03,132 --> 00:13:04,589 I don't think we should put them in the car. 385 00:13:04,613 --> 00:13:06,786 We'll just put them in the car! We'll all go! 386 00:13:06,811 --> 00:13:08,745 How'd they take the phone off the hook? 387 00:13:08,770 --> 00:13:09,983 So, where's your partner? 388 00:13:10,007 --> 00:13:12,568 Um, taking a sink shower in Connie's bathroom. 389 00:13:12,593 --> 00:13:15,186 Clara's trying to break into the Kotex machine. 390 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,504 What do you mean? I have pads. 391 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:17,735 She's very private. 392 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:19,285 I'll bet you miss your old partner, though. 393 00:13:19,309 --> 00:13:21,463 - Dream... team. - Okay. 394 00:13:21,488 --> 00:13:22,740 We were never a team. 395 00:13:22,765 --> 00:13:24,385 You went solo on every hand. 396 00:13:24,410 --> 00:13:27,221 I just drank beer and checked celebrity gossip on my phone. 397 00:13:27,246 --> 00:13:29,081 We won every now and again. 398 00:13:29,106 --> 00:13:32,286 You won, but Euchre is about playing together. 399 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:33,880 You only cared about what you had, 400 00:13:33,905 --> 00:13:35,645 not the cards that were in my hand. 401 00:13:35,670 --> 00:13:36,801 You never even looked at me. 402 00:13:36,826 --> 00:13:37,972 I was always looking at you. 403 00:13:37,997 --> 00:13:39,630 I have incredible peripheral vision. 404 00:13:39,655 --> 00:13:41,763 I... I'm looking into your eyes right now. 405 00:13:41,945 --> 00:13:44,239 No, I'm not blaming you. I'm just saying, you know, 406 00:13:44,264 --> 00:13:45,634 when you said,"Oh, I've done the math. 407 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,224 Yeah, we have enough formula," 408 00:13:47,249 --> 00:13:48,488 and then we didn't have enough formula, 409 00:13:48,512 --> 00:13:49,997 I'm kind of like, "Eh... Ah... Ah..." 410 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:52,337 I mean, it does sound like you're blaming me a little bit. 411 00:13:52,362 --> 00:13:54,278 I'm... I'm not. That's just my voice and my face 412 00:13:54,303 --> 00:13:56,631 and the expression that my face is making, but it's not how I feel. 413 00:13:56,655 --> 00:13:58,841 - I am not blaming you. - Well, you shouldn't. 414 00:13:58,866 --> 00:14:00,872 But I was gone for three seconds! 415 00:14:00,897 --> 00:14:02,631 - What happened in there?! - I... You... I... 416 00:14:02,655 --> 00:14:04,123 Now we're on a road trip with six pigs. 417 00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:05,317 No. You know what? Stop. 418 00:14:05,342 --> 00:14:06,494 See? This is what I'm talking about. 419 00:14:06,518 --> 00:14:07,700 This is the only con 420 00:14:07,725 --> 00:14:09,067 that we should be paying attention to. 421 00:14:09,091 --> 00:14:10,372 This is the con. 422 00:14:10,397 --> 00:14:13,095 We forget how much formula to get, and then all of a sudden, 423 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,470 we're turned against each other? This is about my parents. 424 00:14:15,495 --> 00:14:16,495 I'll admit that, okay? 425 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:17,592 - It's a little bit about my parents. - Thank you. 426 00:14:17,616 --> 00:14:18,787 - It's super about my parents. - Thank you. 427 00:14:18,811 --> 00:14:20,217 - Who am I kidding? - You're... You're right. You're right. 428 00:14:20,241 --> 00:14:22,560 - We are stronger than this. We are b... - Yeah. 429 00:14:22,856 --> 00:14:24,771 - What the... Did you just lock it? - I don't have the keys. 430 00:14:24,795 --> 00:14:26,771 - They stepped on the keys! - Did they just lock it?! 431 00:14:26,795 --> 00:14:28,974 Okay. Hold on. Hold on, hon. Hon, don't unravel. 432 00:14:28,999 --> 00:14:31,216 If they stepped on it once, they'll step on it again. 433 00:14:31,241 --> 00:14:32,764 - Okay? - Wha! 434 00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:33,981 No! 435 00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:36,583 They just locked it again! They doubled down! 436 00:14:36,608 --> 00:14:39,083 - Laugh it up, piggies! - So funny! 437 00:14:42,201 --> 00:14:45,244 Hi, piggies. Little... Hey, you stay warm. 438 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,182 - Boy, maybe I can get them to walk... - Baby, go get spare key. 439 00:14:47,206 --> 00:14:48,049 - What? - Go get the spare key. 440 00:14:48,074 --> 00:14:49,853 - That is the spare key. - No, that's not it. 441 00:14:49,878 --> 00:14:51,140 - Yes, that's it. - Inside?! Why's the spare key... 442 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,592 I would've... I-If it wasn't, I would've gotten it... 443 00:14:52,616 --> 00:14:54,143 I know, I know. Just fine. Let me just think about it. 444 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,533 - Yeah, yeah. Okay. - Let me think about it. 445 00:14:55,557 --> 00:14:57,105 We're fine. We're good. We're good. 446 00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,315 As a couple, we're good. I just need to break the glass. 447 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:00,564 - Yes. Let's... - Break the glass is something we do 448 00:15:00,588 --> 00:15:03,062 after we've tried another thing that didn't work, okay? 449 00:15:03,087 --> 00:15:04,635 Honey, please, please don't try to break the... 450 00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:08,282 Oh, my God! Mike! Honey, are you okay?! 451 00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,766 Please say something! Please say something! 452 00:15:09,790 --> 00:15:11,266 - It's okay, baby. It didn't even hurt. - You... You sure? 453 00:15:11,290 --> 00:15:12,746 - 'Cause I see a little bit of blood. - Yeah, how's it... how's it look? 454 00:15:12,770 --> 00:15:14,257 Oh, that's a lot of blood. Oh, God. 455 00:15:14,282 --> 00:15:16,546 It's not bad, though. Not bad. Not bad. 456 00:15:16,571 --> 00:15:17,695 Yeah, here it is. Here's the pain. 457 00:15:17,719 --> 00:15:19,718 Oh, my God! Yeah. Oh, wow. Okay. 458 00:15:19,743 --> 00:15:21,049 - Does it hurt now? - Yeah, yeah. 459 00:15:21,074 --> 00:15:23,495 I'm gonna get you help. Okay? 460 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,133 Th-That's locked. That's locked. 461 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,047 - Oh, that's right. Locked. Dang it. - That's why we're here. 462 00:15:27,071 --> 00:15:28,981 Hon, hon, take your bike. Your bike, your bike. 463 00:15:29,006 --> 00:15:30,007 I'm gonna take my bike. I'm gonna take my bike. 464 00:15:30,031 --> 00:15:31,031 Okay. 465 00:15:33,619 --> 00:15:36,144 - Okay, okay. Ohh! - I'll take that little round. 466 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:37,513 Yes! Thank you, thank you, thank you. 467 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,272 Bring us home, Kent. Bring us home. 468 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,857 Help. Kent. 469 00:15:40,882 --> 00:15:42,623 Rio, you weren't invited. 470 00:15:42,648 --> 00:15:45,310 - Yeah, Rio, playing Euchre. - Oh. Kent, please, please. 471 00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:47,608 - What you got? - Oh, you Sneaky Pete! 472 00:15:47,633 --> 00:15:49,013 Oh, no! 473 00:15:49,038 --> 00:15:50,583 There's a flimflammer in our midst! 474 00:15:50,608 --> 00:15:52,326 Okay, well, I have no idea how that happened. 475 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:54,495 This is causing me to question everything I know about you. 476 00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,978 Is your name even Kent? Do you even like margaritas? 477 00:15:57,003 --> 00:15:58,893 Kent's a cheater! Just him! 478 00:15:58,918 --> 00:16:00,126 Ban him for life! 479 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,109 Seriously, the pigs are locked in the car, 480 00:16:02,134 --> 00:16:03,831 and I smashed Mike in the face! 481 00:16:03,856 --> 00:16:04,878 - Let's go! - No, no, no. You don't need 482 00:16:04,902 --> 00:16:06,648 a veterinarian who cheats at cards. 483 00:16:06,673 --> 00:16:09,156 - You need me, Beau, and a toolbox. - Good. That's great. 484 00:16:09,181 --> 00:16:10,727 - Let's do that. Rock 'n' roll. - You coming? 485 00:16:10,751 --> 00:16:12,884 - Yep. Bye, Clara. - Bye, Joe. 486 00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:16,806 I'm heading to a packing plant in Lubbock, Texas. 487 00:16:16,831 --> 00:16:18,503 You want in? 488 00:16:18,528 --> 00:16:21,159 Honk... honk. 489 00:16:21,184 --> 00:16:23,274 - Can my cats come? - No. 490 00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:25,404 Alright, good news. The bleeding stopped. 491 00:16:25,429 --> 00:16:27,653 I accidentally hit Mike with one of those long... 492 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,767 What's the long stick with the metal thing at the end? The sharp? 493 00:16:30,792 --> 00:16:32,791 - A hoe? - I h... I hoed him in the face. 494 00:16:32,816 --> 00:16:34,916 So, um... So, when are you gonna start having kids? 495 00:16:34,941 --> 00:16:36,159 Kay, did you hear what I just said? 496 00:16:36,183 --> 00:16:38,392 I locked my little baby piglets in my car, 497 00:16:38,425 --> 00:16:42,002 and I forgot to buy enough formula for them to live, 498 00:16:42,027 --> 00:16:43,576 and I hoed my husband in the face. 499 00:16:43,601 --> 00:16:46,174 I don't think that I'm fit to have kids. 500 00:16:46,199 --> 00:16:47,291 That's nothing. 501 00:16:47,316 --> 00:16:49,345 We set Jacob on fire at his first birthday. 502 00:16:49,370 --> 00:16:50,424 What? 503 00:16:50,449 --> 00:16:51,978 It was just his bib, really, 504 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,598 and then we got all those cute pictures of him 505 00:16:53,622 --> 00:16:55,471 - covered in fire extinguisher foam. - Yeah. 506 00:16:55,495 --> 00:16:56,783 - Mm-hmm. - That seems, like, 507 00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:58,184 - pretty bad. - Oh, it was, 508 00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,380 and we had to talk to people from several organizations. 509 00:17:00,404 --> 00:17:03,407 Yeah, had a home visit, case study... he's got a file. 510 00:17:03,432 --> 00:17:06,510 Having children obviously hurt your marriage, right? 511 00:17:06,535 --> 00:17:08,236 Of course it did. 512 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:09,867 Things were much better off before Jacob came. 513 00:17:09,891 --> 00:17:11,758 We, uh, cared for each other, 514 00:17:11,783 --> 00:17:13,532 had more money, looked a lot better, too. 515 00:17:13,557 --> 00:17:15,341 We used to think we were tired. 516 00:17:15,366 --> 00:17:17,618 We used to take naps just for the hell of it. 517 00:17:17,643 --> 00:17:20,196 Beau used to make love to my body like I was a glass of water 518 00:17:20,221 --> 00:17:22,875 and he was thirsty, fresh from the desert. 519 00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:25,419 Fog up the shower and then write nasty things on the wall. 520 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,880 Whatever we could find on the YouTubes, we'd re-create it. 521 00:17:27,905 --> 00:17:29,799 - We shouldn't go into... Right. - Details. Sure. 522 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:32,192 Yeah, it changes you life and your marriage for the worse, 523 00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:33,922 but then it changes them for the better, 524 00:17:33,947 --> 00:17:36,477 and then for the worse again, and then for the better. 525 00:17:36,502 --> 00:17:39,014 Better and worse and better and worse, and on like that 526 00:17:39,039 --> 00:17:40,799 - until everyone dies. - Oh. 527 00:17:40,824 --> 00:17:42,430 Then there's Jacob. 528 00:17:42,919 --> 00:17:44,813 There ain't nothing better than Jacob. 529 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,074 Yeah. 530 00:17:50,223 --> 00:17:51,340 Don't overthink it. 531 00:17:51,365 --> 00:17:52,683 Doesn't make sense... doesn't need to. 532 00:17:52,707 --> 00:17:54,689 - I know what I want to do. Beau... - Yes, ma'am? 533 00:17:56,001 --> 00:17:57,885 - Thank you. - A knife? 534 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:58,910 - Oop. - Okay. 535 00:17:58,935 --> 00:18:00,558 - Where was that? - There we go. 536 00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:01,949 - And then you just... - Uh-huh. 537 00:18:01,974 --> 00:18:03,160 - Okay, and then... - Mm-hmm. 538 00:18:03,185 --> 00:18:04,730 - And can you... Uh-huh. - Yep. 539 00:18:04,755 --> 00:18:06,177 - Oh, yeah. Right there, Daddy. - Yeah. Okay. 540 00:18:06,201 --> 00:18:07,820 Okay, and now bring her on home! 541 00:18:07,845 --> 00:18:08,965 - Whoo! - Okay. 542 00:18:08,990 --> 00:18:10,340 - Really? Oh. - Uh-huh. Yeah. 543 00:18:10,365 --> 00:18:12,246 Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 544 00:18:12,271 --> 00:18:13,825 - Oh. Here we go. - Oh, my goodness. Hi, baby. 545 00:18:13,849 --> 00:18:15,590 - Oh... - Okay, we got him. We got him. 546 00:18:15,615 --> 00:18:17,861 Okay, okay, okay, 'kay-'kay. Alrighty. 547 00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:20,349 Hey. Oh, look at this little guy. 548 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,350 Okay, you take that one inside. 549 00:18:21,374 --> 00:18:22,901 - We'll get the rest. - Little butter face. 550 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:27,565 Huh? 551 00:18:27,590 --> 00:18:28,984 - Yeah, me, too. - Mm. 552 00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:31,070 Hey. 553 00:18:31,095 --> 00:18:33,380 Hon, I'm sorry I couldn't help you feed them. 554 00:18:33,405 --> 00:18:35,398 Don't worry about it. 555 00:18:35,423 --> 00:18:37,883 - I bet it helps. Thank you. - Thank you. 556 00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:39,734 Okay, that looks... 557 00:18:39,759 --> 00:18:41,523 - Looks better. - Yeah? 558 00:18:41,548 --> 00:18:42,593 Feels better. 559 00:18:42,618 --> 00:18:43,797 - Does it? - Yeah. 560 00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:44,749 Okay. 561 00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:47,057 I just want to say, you know... 562 00:18:48,029 --> 00:18:50,033 thank you for... 563 00:18:50,526 --> 00:18:53,529 you know, making this list with me. 564 00:18:53,554 --> 00:18:55,244 Yeah, of course. 565 00:18:55,269 --> 00:18:57,768 You know, we can talk more about it. 566 00:19:00,980 --> 00:19:03,135 I want to try. 567 00:19:03,744 --> 00:19:05,010 Yeah? 568 00:19:05,035 --> 00:19:06,612 I do. 569 00:19:07,662 --> 00:19:09,179 No, no, don't move. 570 00:19:09,204 --> 00:19:11,025 Okay. What made you change your mind? 571 00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:12,352 I just don't think 572 00:19:12,377 --> 00:19:14,814 it's a decision I can make with my mind. 573 00:19:16,439 --> 00:19:17,509 I'm scared. 574 00:19:17,534 --> 00:19:19,110 I'm scared, too. 575 00:19:20,624 --> 00:19:22,672 Do... Do we... Do we need to start right now? 576 00:19:23,843 --> 00:19:25,250 Let's just... 577 00:19:25,275 --> 00:19:27,500 - Let's just cuddle. - Okay. 578 00:19:29,213 --> 00:19:31,524 I want to be, like, old parents, you know? 579 00:19:32,078 --> 00:19:33,210 Oh, yeah, yeah. 580 00:19:33,235 --> 00:19:35,150 Yeah, I'd like to be like Clint Eastwood 581 00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:37,094 with a brand-new baby. 582 00:19:37,119 --> 00:19:38,817 Yeah. 583 00:19:38,842 --> 00:19:41,055 You know, when I take the baby to the grocery store 584 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,594 and ask where the diapers are, I want the person to say, 585 00:19:43,619 --> 00:19:44,655 "For which one of you?" 586 00:19:48,424 --> 00:19:51,404 Alright. Mm, smokin' hot. 587 00:19:51,429 --> 00:19:52,923 Set it on fire, baby. 588 00:19:52,948 --> 00:19:54,742 Take one. 589 00:19:55,258 --> 00:19:56,530 I got a pretty good hand. 590 00:19:56,555 --> 00:19:58,476 I think I can do this on my own. 591 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:12,720 Pass. 592 00:20:12,752 --> 00:20:15,671 Okay, Kay has one card left. 593 00:20:15,944 --> 00:20:18,512 If it's the Jack of Hearts, she and Beau win. 594 00:20:18,687 --> 00:20:20,464 Who are you talking to, honey? 595 00:20:26,742 --> 00:20:28,195 Oh, my God. 596 00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:30,719 You have the Jack of Hearts. 597 00:20:30,744 --> 00:20:32,922 No, no... 598 00:20:34,869 --> 00:20:37,865 Looks like your wood chipper's all jammed up, Rudy! 599 00:20:37,890 --> 00:20:39,623 I won! 600 00:20:39,648 --> 00:20:43,068 I paid attention to my wife, and I won! 601 00:20:43,093 --> 00:20:45,084 Whoo! 602 00:20:45,109 --> 00:20:46,502 Suck on that! 603 00:20:48,423 --> 00:20:50,381 Oh, boy, oh, boy, this could be it. 604 00:20:50,406 --> 00:20:52,748 I could spin completely out of control. 605 00:20:53,736 --> 00:20:55,755 No, I've got a handle on it. We're good. 606 00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,160 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com