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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎（天空很藍，來點彩虹吧）

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‎（等等，我們太帥了吧）

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‎（氣候變遷是真的）

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‎早安

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‎早安

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‎劇名：故事尾聲

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‎我想寫一篇文章
‎關於社群媒體和信用卡債之間的關聯

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‎Instagram上的目標廣告
‎毀了我的信用，讓我覺得

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‎“只要穿上這件不合身的連身褲
‎就能讓我光鮮亮麗？”

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‎沒錯，連身褲

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‎很有力量

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‎我喜歡

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‎我們就直說了

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‎我們是妳的頭號粉絲
‎有妳加入清單酷文一定會很棒

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‎妳會是我們的生活風格副刊編輯

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‎還要負責監督其他作家

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‎怎麼樣？

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‎我還得考慮一下

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‎這是

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‎妳的

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‎起薪

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‎奧莉維亞，跟妳說一聲，我辭職了
‎我們在妳的婚禮上見

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‎等等，小金

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‎不行，我不能失去妳

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‎妳是我們唯一的三重威脅
‎非白人、非男性、非瘦子

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‎不管他們給妳什麼條件，我都配合

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‎年薪10萬美元

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‎看來這個新機會是命中註定

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‎祝妳好運

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‎嗨，小萊

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‎道別的時候到了
‎畢竟我們只是工作上的同事而已

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‎祝妳一切順利

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‎加我LinkedIn的好友

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‎我很替妳高興

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‎我是有點難過啦

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‎之後我要跟誰一起玩？

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‎萊恩

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‎我剛追完《異類》

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‎我覺得我終於搞懂你了

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‎明天一起吃午餐？

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‎怎麼樣？妳喜歡嗎？

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‎抱歉，我只是在重讀我的婚前協議書

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‎但我喜歡你的文章，做得很好，女神

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‎真的嗎？謝謝妳

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‎可惜我們沒辦法發表

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‎等等，什麼？

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‎萊恩，你的作品精采又充滿批判

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‎描述了生活在健全霸權主義社會的
‎殘障人士感受

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‎可是內容很悲傷，而且憤怒

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‎是啊，因為我就是這麼悲傷又憤怒

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‎聽著，我了解壓迫的意義，好嗎？

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‎我是紅髮

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‎但這文章

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‎只會讓人沮喪而已

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‎你可不可以把結局改為
‎你接受了你的殘疾

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‎然後登上聖母峰之類的？

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‎奧莉維亞，我接受我的殘疾

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‎但我還是必須活在
‎不知道該怎麼對待我的世界

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‎那非常痛苦，感覺很糟

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‎我不想美化它

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‎聽著，或許你可以把部分內容
‎濃縮成一篇搞笑的清單文章

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‎例如什麼？
‎《前十精采的跌倒經驗》？

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‎沒錯，太完美了，就寫這個

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‎車子不行，不可能的

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‎我現在就告訴妳

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‎小萊，可以和你談談嗎？

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‎天啊，你在地上做什麼？

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‎床是我無法克服的挑戰

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‎嘿

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‎媽

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‎記得我15歲時，我們去看了醫生
‎因為我只有152公分嗎？

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‎記得啊

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‎他說你不會再長高了

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‎證明他說錯了，混蛋

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‎對，那應該是我最後一次
‎違反任何人的期望

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‎奧莉維亞不喜歡你寫的文章嗎？

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‎不，她喜歡，只是…

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‎不適合放上網站

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‎我真心以為我可以擁有
‎其他人擁有的一切，可是…

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‎現在我不確定了

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‎有時我會想
‎只有妳和我的人生會不會輕鬆一點

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‎請見見我們的新成員，小金

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‎小金，他們是喬伊、亞當
‎蓋伯和班傑明

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‎-嗨
‎-他來了

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‎妳好，女力，我是小金

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‎她是崔西，我們的打雜小妹，抱歉

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‎打雜小姐，不要取消追蹤我

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‎所以我…

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‎只有我一個女的？

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‎對

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‎我們不是很多元

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‎但我們正在努力改變

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‎亞當是同性戀，還是菲律賓人
‎我們覺得棒極了

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‎沒錯，我是他媽的超級同性戀

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‎沒錯，兄弟，我們直接開始吧

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‎班傑明，你先開始，來吧

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‎《愛國者隊的年度17個超完美進攻》

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‎棒極了，我喜歡，繼續來吧

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‎好

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‎我想寫一篇有趣的清單文，名叫

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‎《女議員被男同事打斷的十個…》

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‎聽起來很棒
‎因為這很符合女性的經驗

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‎妳的文章都該有這個特點

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‎我以為我負責的是生活風格副刊

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‎對啊，女生的東西

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‎兄弟

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‎女性的東西

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‎嗨

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‎嗨

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‎上班不要看，妳在看什麼？

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‎小萊，別鬧了

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‎讓我看看

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‎-小萊！
‎-好，快放手

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‎卡梅爾的房子，妳要回去那裡？

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‎-小萊
‎-等等

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‎媽，妳有新朋友了嗎？

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‎男生？

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‎是女生？我的天啊
‎媽，拜託妳變同性戀，我們才能同樂

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‎小萊

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‎我要把房子賣了

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‎什麼？

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‎對不起，我只是…

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‎我不知道該怎麼開口

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‎是時候重新開始了

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‎外婆走了，你也…

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‎搬出去了

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‎我在這啊，我現在就在這

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‎但你只住幾天，對吧？

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‎對，但妳才剛重新裝潢

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‎妳不該挑現在離開，我不…

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‎我做了多少改變都一樣

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‎我還是被困在阿古拉山

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‎沒有朋友，也沒有好鄰居

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‎我很寂寞

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‎我知道了，但這是很重大的決定

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‎妳必須好好考慮

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‎我考慮過了，萊恩

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‎我要去上班了

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‎這個消息嚇到我了
‎但我還是很為妳開心

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‎（《前十精采的跌倒經驗》
‎在電梯上，2001年阿古拉山）

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‎小萊

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‎我們今晚要做什麼？

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‎我可以開我媽的車

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‎我們可以去看電影、吃冰淇淋

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‎割破別人的輪胎

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‎為什麼沒有史蓋芙蕾拉？

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‎我不知道

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‎金髮美女

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‎《打給我》

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‎剛好是我希望你會做的事
‎你這小調皮

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‎對不起，我知道我之前失蹤了一陣子

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‎但我當時剛分手

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‎謠言是真的，分手的感覺糟透了

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‎沒錯，我很開心你打給我

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‎嗯，我也是

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‎知道嗎？我有一個
‎超豪華婚禮的同伴名額

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‎第二次約會就參加婚禮？

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‎萊恩，你這一步真大膽

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‎我不知道，我們有想約會嗎？

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‎我不知道

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‎我們有嗎？

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‎可惡

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‎該死

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‎他們說紐約20年後會沉入海裡

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‎真慘

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‎晚安，我的天使

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‎媽，給我點隱私！

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‎拜託，我知道你們什麼時候做愛

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‎過去十年來，我一直都知道

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‎太厲害了

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‎我在2012年時跟你媽說過

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‎我問她：“我們要說點什麼嗎？”

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‎但她說：“不行，比娜
‎讓它自己開成一朵美麗的花吧”

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‎-媽，妳可以走了嗎？
‎-好

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‎晚安

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‎抱歉，這下我沒辦法做愛了

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‎我們晚餐吃墨西哥捲餅時
‎我就沒想過要做愛了

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‎我才在清單酷文待了一天
‎竟然就開始壓力性暴食

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‎-不准用批評的眼神看我
‎-我…

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‎沒錯，清單酷文爛透了

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‎沒錯，他們雇用我是因為我是女生

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‎又是棕皮膚的胖子

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‎也就是說，我又被當成卒子了

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‎沒錯，如果我的創傷能讓誰得利
‎那也該是我才對

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‎沒錯，我幾乎沒有任何日常開銷
‎因為我住家裡

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‎我也可以自由接案

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‎但這份工作可以幫助我擺脫債務
‎搬出家裡

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‎好

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‎所以你知道嗎？

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‎就讓我的人生保有不順利的一部分吧

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‎好嗎？

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‎妳有心事，我想支持妳

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‎妳就好好沉思，我先下樓去

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‎吃妳媽冰箱裡的美味乳酪，好嗎？

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‎還有，妳猜怎樣？

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‎我會拿一點來給妳

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‎好，我受夠這場膽小同志遊戲了

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‎我要再去拿一杯酒

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‎我跟你去

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‎不要

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‎你得去處理好

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‎這樣真的很掃“性”

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‎-嗨
‎-嗨

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‎我們應該先說好
‎誰擁有這間店的監護權的

206
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:37,405
‎我幹嘛裝可愛？我現在又不太喜歡你

207
00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:38,656
‎很合理

208
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,075
‎你好嗎？

209
00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:44,912
‎很好，我和理查復合了
‎如果你是想問這個

210
00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:48,290
‎我不是，但…這算好事嗎？

211
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,043
‎真沒禮貌，為什麼是問句？

212
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:53,671
‎沒什麼，我只是很困惑

213
00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:56,340
‎因為你說過你們在一起並不開心
‎所以…

214
00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:58,300
‎我們沒有不開心，只是…

215
00:11:58,801 --> 00:11:59,844
‎他是我的家人

216
00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:02,304
‎而且你自己也不是一個人

217
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,724
‎你毫不浪費時間，馬上就回頭找亨利

218
00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:07,935
‎我相信你分手之後
‎一定每天都和你媽待在一起

219
00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:10,354
‎玩詭異的《灰色花園》角色扮演遊戲

220
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,106
‎亨利和我是朋友

221
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:14,817
‎她剛跟我說她要搬去卡梅爾

222
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,777
‎我非常支持她的決定

223
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,738
‎當然了，聽著

224
00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,949
‎別批評我跟理查復合，好嗎？

225
00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:23,826
‎我人生的驚喜已經夠多了

226
00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:27,913
‎很高興知道
‎不管事情多糟、多不順利

227
00:12:28,497 --> 00:12:29,582
‎都會平安過去的

228
00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:30,791
‎這樣我就滿足了

229
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,753
‎坦納，我不想這樣，好嗎？

230
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:35,755
‎說真的

231
00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:38,966
‎我媽說她要搬家時，我徹底嚇傻了

232
00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:40,342
‎對，當然了

233
00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:46,932
‎我們對彼此的了解
‎是不是比我們想的更深？

234
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:48,392
‎我不知道

235
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:50,895
‎我們永遠不會知道，所以…

236
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,231
‎至少你沒有違反規則

237
00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:55,941
‎萊恩

238
00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:58,360
‎我們違反了很多規則

239
00:12:58,444 --> 00:12:59,320
‎不，我是說

240
00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,614
‎離開時的你比初相識時更好

241
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,282
‎所以謝謝你

242
00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:06,869
‎之後見，小萊

243
00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:08,954
‎之後見

244
00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:13,793
‎但我先來的，所以…

245
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,429
‎這是第二間臥室

246
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,807
‎不久之前都是我兒子在用

247
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,767
‎成長圖表還在

248
00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:31,352
‎看看他長多高了

249
00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:34,730
‎真可愛，其實我們不打算生小孩

250
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:38,317
‎我尊重

251
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,863
‎而我們也尊重地球，所以…

252
00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:45,699
‎這種顏色叫什麼？

253
00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:48,410
‎那是我的…這是“番茄濃湯”

254
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:51,163
‎但那是我創作的，是…

255
00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:54,500
‎等一下，我們可以打掉這面牆

256
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:55,751
‎隔出一間超大的主臥室

257
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,962
‎-這一面嗎？
‎-不可以那樣

258
00:13:58,045 --> 00:13:59,672
‎這是一間雙臥房的家

259
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:01,465
‎可以改造成單一間超大臥房

260
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:05,010
‎寶貝，妳知道嗎？
‎我們可以剷掉玫瑰花叢

261
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:06,595
‎改成石頭花園

262
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:07,930
‎-我喜歡
‎-對吧？

263
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:09,223
‎石頭花園？

264
00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:10,349
‎沒錯

265
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:12,601
‎請你們離開

266
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,858
‎我們可以留下玫瑰花叢
‎如果有灌溉的話

267
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:19,900
‎那不成問題

268
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,362
‎我們什麼時候要結婚？

269
00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:25,948
‎親愛的，我不相信異性戀婚姻

270
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:27,783
‎不能帶手機？

271
00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:31,245
‎這招真狠，不錯嘛

272
00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:34,373
‎她要搶走我們大家的身分

273
00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:35,291
‎真的嗎？

274
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:39,253
‎我以為這會是一場500人的婚禮

275
00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:40,880
‎但根本僅限貴賓嘛

276
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:44,842
‎不會吧，難道我們默默成了
‎奧莉維亞的密友？

277
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:55,811
‎那是誰？

278
00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:58,772
‎我猜是奧莉維亞的老婆？

279
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:01,567
‎她跟跛腳的人結婚？

280
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,611
‎我們只能支持她了

281
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:15,623
‎新娘進場了

282
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:20,628
‎穿著一身黑

283
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,925
‎我沒有邀請妳，媽
‎但還是跟妳打聲招呼

284
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:30,554
‎甜蜜的平靜

285
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:36,769
‎沐浴在柔和的燈光

286
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,983
‎雷，我開車撞到妳的時候

287
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:45,986
‎本來打算讓妳自生自滅的

288
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:51,492
‎後來我看到妳美麗的臉蛋
‎我心想：“不，我還是留下來吧”

289
00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:57,623
‎-好
‎-好

290
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:00,501
‎奧莉維亞

291
00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:04,254
‎我很高興妳那天沒有開車走掉

292
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,132
‎一部分是因為我會失血至死

293
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:10,469
‎世界上有很多酸民

294
00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:12,012
‎大家都說我腦傷

295
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:13,806
‎但不是這樣

296
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:18,519
‎妳是個獨一無二的人

297
00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:22,272
‎我宣佈妳們結為連理

298
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:40,416
‎可惡，連這麼奇怪的婚禮
‎也讓我好感動

299
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,007
‎阿得拉斯皮特？

300
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:53,887
‎好了，我們都愛
‎不正經婚禮的安非他命時間

301
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:55,431
‎-乾杯，寶貝
‎-乾杯

302
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:58,100
‎萊恩，我讀了你的跌倒清單文章

303
00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:01,562
‎我們的笨讀者就愛這種有趣的廢文

304
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:02,896
‎我星期一會發表

305
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:07,484
‎現在小金離開了
‎你可以成為我的第一人選

306
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:09,862
‎太棒了

307
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:14,158
‎看，是我前男友，嗨，伊隆

308
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,537
‎-嘿，你還好嗎？
‎-還好

309
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,081
‎但我想吃點東西

310
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:22,583
‎這裡沒有食物

311
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:26,253
‎奧莉維亞不想在她人生最快樂的日子
‎看到人咀嚼

312
00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:28,338
‎但我帶了堅硬的東西

313
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:30,799
‎-拉維！
‎-殘害人的男子氣概

314
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,177
‎我是說我帶了堅果，要來一顆嗎？

315
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:34,344
‎他真體貼

316
00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:37,848
‎天啊

317
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:42,978
‎歡迎各位好友

318
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,814
‎某些文化會說我們是“家人”

319
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:50,069
‎現在來到了婚禮的說好話橋段

320
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,114
‎抱歉

321
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,366
‎奧莉維亞

322
00:17:57,409 --> 00:18:00,120
‎妳的友誼改變了我的人生

323
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:04,458
‎我本來絕對拿不到那筆六位數賠償金
‎要不是我撞見妳…

324
00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:06,794
‎謝謝妳，薩曼莎

325
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:09,254
‎萊恩？

326
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,173
‎-什麼？
‎-小萊

327
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,509
‎-我不用了
‎-快去吧

328
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:14,551
‎-天啊
‎-我不用了

329
00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:25,479
‎還有什麼好說的？

330
00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:32,903
‎妳是一個總能心想事成的人

331
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:34,446
‎妳推了我一把

332
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:40,536
‎有時對我有利，有時對我有害

333
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:46,667
‎最近大多都是後者，然後…

334
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:55,551
‎我不能再替妳寫稀釋過的鬼話了

335
00:18:57,427 --> 00:19:02,057
‎我並不想讓大家對我的存在感到自在

336
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,227
‎我這輩子都在做這件事

337
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:08,856
‎但我從沒問過自己

338
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:10,732
‎“我自在嗎？

339
00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:13,527
‎我有什麼感覺？”

340
00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:16,780
‎所以我要辭職

341
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:20,367
‎總而言之

342
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:23,412
‎祝妳有個快樂的新娘、人生和婚禮

343
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:24,329
‎謝謝

344
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,249
‎好

345
00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:31,461
‎好，謝謝

346
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:38,218
‎我的天啊，你真調皮

347
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:39,428
‎太勇敢了

348
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:40,679
‎做得很好，寶貝

349
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,724
‎不敢相信我做了那種事
‎是因為阿得拉嗎？

350
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:46,059
‎不，那是你的肺腑之言

351
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,437
‎你現在打算怎麼做?

352
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:52,065
‎我不知道，我就去別的地方
‎發表我的殘疾文章吧

353
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,984
‎我來告訴你該去哪裡發表

354
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:56,153
‎-《紐約時報》
‎-拉維！

355
00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:59,907
‎就發表在我和你一起創辦的網站

356
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:03,994
‎我受夠替不了解我的人工作了

357
00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:06,997
‎我也不想再把我漂亮的美臀

358
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:10,167
‎塞進他們給我的小椅子
‎坐在無聊的辦公桌前

359
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,419
‎我要蓋出自己的辦公桌

360
00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:14,588
‎拉維說的對，我是創業家

361
00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:16,423
‎我沒說過，但我同意

362
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:18,258
‎隨便啦，重點是

363
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:21,011
‎我要和自己賭一把，你說呢？

364
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:23,764
‎不要

365
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,600
‎我不想經營網站，妳懂嗎？

366
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:29,186
‎那應該要是妳的想法和概念

367
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:31,730
‎但我很樂意為妳工作

368
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,065
‎我接受

369
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,859
‎我是你老闆，婊子

370
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:37,319
‎過來

371
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:39,363
‎讓我們加入

372
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,198
‎-好
‎-那就來吧

373
00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:06,556
‎嗨

374
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,474
‎嗨

375
00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:09,309
‎好

376
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,561
‎我們必須做個決定

377
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:13,605
‎我們對彼此有感覺

378
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:18,402
‎一直都很有感覺
‎但我們必須決定要不要認定彼此

379
00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:19,861
‎不要再憋著這些情緒了

380
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:23,657
‎好，沒錯，確實很有感覺

381
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:26,326
‎亨利，只是我…

382
00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:29,204
‎現在不能交男朋友

383
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:30,706
‎對不起

384
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:34,793
‎但我可以有好朋友

385
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:36,962
‎如果你願意的話

386
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:38,964
‎好

387
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:41,174
‎聽起來不錯

388
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:42,676
‎我很樂意

389
00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:45,554
‎-很好
‎-也許這樣最好

390
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,222
‎我們應該都是零號

391
00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:49,599
‎那就麻煩了

392
00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:51,226
‎可以跳支舞嗎？

393
00:21:51,768 --> 00:21:53,687
‎-其實我…
‎-我再去拿一杯酒

394
00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:54,646
‎好

395
00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:58,734
‎我會想你的

396
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:01,278
‎奧莉維亞，我…

397
00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:03,780
‎別說話

398
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:07,075
‎還有，我是一號

399
00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:12,414
‎記得這個嗎？

400
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:18,253
‎天啊，今天看到妳那麼勇敢

401
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,505
‎首先，妳撼動了我脆弱的男性自尊

402
00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:22,674
‎但也讓我興奮到不行

403
00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:24,801
‎我真替妳高興

404
00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:27,137
‎我也替我高興

405
00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:29,848
‎除了我仍然住在我爸媽家的那部分

406
00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:31,433
‎其他的都很棒

407
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:38,482
‎說到這個，這意味著
‎我在不久的將來會搬去洛杉磯

408
00:22:38,982 --> 00:22:41,985
‎我的人脈都在那
‎我要在那裡籌措資金

409
00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:44,404
‎對，我完全明白

410
00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:47,741
‎對，而且遠距離最難熬了

411
00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:49,785
‎所以如果你不想面對那種事，我…

412
00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:55,415
‎我建議你搬去洛杉磯

413
00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:58,877
‎為什麼？

414
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,045
‎別逼我說出來

415
00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:01,713
‎不，我必須親耳聽到，好嗎？

416
00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:04,883
‎從奧克蘭到洛杉磯的班機
‎需要漫長的28分鐘

417
00:23:04,966 --> 00:23:06,385
‎-如果妳…
‎-好啦

418
00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:10,430
‎因為

419
00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:12,432
‎我愛你

420
00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:16,103
‎我想隨時待在你身邊

421
00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:20,816
‎-你就想聽這個嗎，怪胎？
‎-沒錯

422
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:25,195
‎我也愛妳

423
00:23:35,038 --> 00:23:37,457
‎-嘿
‎-你們好

424
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:38,959
‎-兩位
‎-幹嘛？

425
00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:40,669
‎-我們訂婚了
‎-不會吧

426
00:23:40,752 --> 00:23:42,045
‎我懷孕了！

427
00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:43,839
‎我的天啊！

428
00:23:58,061 --> 00:24:00,856
‎嘿，媽，婚禮超瘋狂的

429
00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:03,191
‎他們沒收我們的手機

430
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:04,693
‎而且沒有提供食物

431
00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:06,862
‎要不要我幫你弄點吃的？

432
00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:07,779
‎我自己來就好

433
00:24:12,075 --> 00:24:14,911
‎怎麼樣？一切都好嗎？

434
00:24:15,495 --> 00:24:16,496
‎對不起

435
00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:20,125
‎我不搬去卡梅爾了，我要留下來

436
00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:22,377
‎什麼？妳就去吧

437
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:24,671
‎妳要芥末醬嗎？

438
00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:27,048
‎好

439
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:32,179
‎聽著，媽，我之前的反應太差勁了

440
00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:35,140
‎妳有權利過自己的生活

441
00:24:35,223 --> 00:24:36,892
‎我有自己的生活，就在這裡

442
00:24:37,851 --> 00:24:40,979
‎妳沒有，是妳自己說的

443
00:24:41,062 --> 00:24:43,607
‎我不過在那裡待了一個週末

444
00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:44,524
‎太荒謬了

445
00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:49,070
‎萬一我去了之後
‎我以為會發生的所有神奇的事

446
00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:50,363
‎都沒有發生呢？

447
00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:53,533
‎媽，我理解妳恐慌的原因，好嗎？

448
00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:57,120
‎我們一起生活，妳幫我做飯？

449
00:24:57,871 --> 00:25:00,123
‎都讓我們覺得舒服又安全，而且…

450
00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:03,043
‎一部分的我也想著

451
00:25:03,710 --> 00:25:06,338
‎“我何必去追逐刺激的瀑布呢？

452
00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:09,674
‎我大可以待在我習慣的湖泊”，可是…

453
00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:12,010
‎去他的

454
00:25:12,928 --> 00:25:15,555
‎我們都值得擁有美好的精采生活

455
00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:20,227
‎來

456
00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:23,522
‎謝謝

457
00:25:25,982 --> 00:25:29,110
‎你的瀑布隱喻真是太美了

458
00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:40,413
‎這太美味了

459
00:25:40,997 --> 00:25:42,332
‎我也學到了一點

460
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:47,796
‎（一個月後）

461
00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:52,759
‎小萊，有沒有忘了什麼？

462
00:25:54,594 --> 00:25:59,724
‎應該沒有，天啊，空房子好戲劇化

463
00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:02,185
‎空蕩的空間和回聲

464
00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:04,604
‎好像有人想引人注目一樣

465
00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:07,399
‎我們要道別了嗎？

466
00:26:08,483 --> 00:26:09,317
‎對

467
00:26:10,026 --> 00:26:12,571
‎但不是在這裡，我不想被搶風頭

468
00:26:17,033 --> 00:26:17,867
‎來

469
00:26:42,475 --> 00:26:44,185
‎我到了再打給你

470
00:26:44,686 --> 00:26:45,520
‎好

471
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:47,439
‎我愛妳

472
00:26:48,064 --> 00:26:49,733
‎我愛你

473
00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:06,458
‎再見

474
00:27:21,931 --> 00:27:22,766
‎嗨

475
00:27:22,849 --> 00:27:24,267
‎你的文章呢，婊子？

476
00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:29,022
‎快寫好了，天啊
‎我只是要跟我媽道別，好嗎？

477
00:27:29,939 --> 00:27:30,982
‎對不起

478
00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:34,903
‎我要你回頭完成決議執行專案
‎好嗎？

479
00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:38,073
‎好，妳說了一堆詭異的辦公室術語

480
00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:39,991
‎我不是很明白

481
00:27:43,578 --> 00:27:44,454
‎喂

482
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,459
‎老天爺

483
00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:51,169
‎喂？

484
00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:53,421
‎小萊，沒事吧？

485
00:27:54,255 --> 00:27:56,132
‎嗨，我沒事

486
00:27:57,300 --> 00:27:58,593
‎我可以晚點再打給妳嗎？

487
00:29:19,507 --> 00:29:21,509
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