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[bright instrumental music playing]

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♪ I don't even have to try ♪

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♪ When I'm with you ♪

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♪ All the stupid things I say ♪

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♪ You know they're true… ♪

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-[knocking at door]
-Morning.

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Morning.

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♪ I don't believe
I could ever be without you ♪

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[Kim] I wanna do a piece about the link
between social media and credit card debt.

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Targeted ads on Instagram have
literally ruined my credit, and it's like,

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"All I have to show for it
is this ill-fitting romper?"

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Hmm. Yes. Rompers.

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-[man 1] Powerful.
-[man 2] Yeah, love it.

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But let's get straight to the point.

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We are big fans, and we think you would be
an amazing addition to Listicool.

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You'd be editing our lifestyle vertical,
and you'd be supervising other writers.

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What do you say?

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I-I still have to think about it.

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[clears throat] This would be…

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your…

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starting salary.

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♪ I want it ♪

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♪ Give it to me, I love it ♪

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[energetic rock music playing]

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Hey, Olivia. Just want to let you know
I quit, but I'll see ya at your wedding.

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Wait. Kim, no, I can't afford to lose you.

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You're our only triple threat.
Not white, not a man, not skinny.

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Whatever they offer, we'll match it.

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It's $100,000 a year.

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Well, this new opportunity sounds
like it's meant to be. Best of luck.

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[Kim] Hey, Ry.

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So I guess this is it, you know, since
we're only work friends and whatever.

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Well, best of luck with everything,
and add me on LinkedIn.com.

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[whimpers]

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[Kim groans happily]

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I am so, so happy for you.

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And, you know, a little devastated for me.

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I mean, who am I gonna hang out with here?

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Ryan.

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I just binged Atypical,
and I feel like I finally get you.

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Lunch tomorrow?

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[Olivia laughs]

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[sadly] Oh.

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[sighs softly]

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So, did you like it?

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Oh, sorry, I was just rereading my prenup.

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[Olivia chuckles]

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I did love your piece, though.
Great job, diva.

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Really? Thank you.

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It's a shame we can never run it.

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Wait, what?

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Ryan, what you have written
is an incredible, searing account

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of what it's like to be disabled
in an ableist society.

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But it's also sad. And angry.

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Well, yeah.
That's because I am sad and angry.

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Look, I understand oppression, okay?

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I'm a redhead.

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[Olivia] But this?

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It's just gonna depress people.

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Can't you just end the piece
with you accepting your disability

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and, I don't know,
climbing Mount Everest or something?

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Olivia, I accept my disability,

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but I still have to live in a world
that doesn't know what to do with me, and…

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that's super painful and shitty.

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I don't want to sugarcoat it.

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Look, maybe you can condense some of this
into a funny listicle.

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Like what? Top Ten Times I Fell Down?

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Ooh, yes! Perfect. Write it.

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No to the car. You are not getting that.
I'll tell you that much right now.

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Ry, can I talk to you?

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Oh my God.
What are you doing on the floor?

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The bed seemed insurmountable.

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Oh.

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Hey.

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Mom,

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remember when I was 15 and we went to
the doctor's because I was only five feet?

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Oh yeah.

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And he said you would not grow anymore.

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[chuckling]

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Proved him wrong, the bastard.

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Yeah, well, I think that's the last time
I defied anyone's expectations.

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Did Olivia not like the article you wrote?

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No, she liked it. It just, um…

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It wasn't right for the site.

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Ah.

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You know, I really thought I could have
all the things everyone else has, but…

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I'm not sure I can.

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Sometimes I wonder if life was easier
when it was just you and me.

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Oh, everybody meet
our new team member, Kim.

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Kim, this is Joey,
Adam, Gabe, and Benjamin.

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-[man] What's up?
-There he is.

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Oh, hello! Female energy. I'm Kim.

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Oh, that's Tracy, our water girl. Sorry!

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Water woman. Don't cancel me.

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[laughing]

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[chuckles warily]

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So, uh, I'm, uh…

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-It's all dudes and me?
-[man 2] Uh, yeah.

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We haven't been great about diversity.
But we are trying to change.

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Adam is gay and he's from the Philippines,
and we think that's awesome.

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It's true. I'm super fucking gay.

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Hell yeah, dude.
All right, let's dive into it, yeah?

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Benjamin, you're up first. Here we go.

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Seventeen Ways the Patriots' Offense
Is Offensively Good This Year.

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Rad. I love that.
Keep it going. Here we go.

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[grunts] Okay, no. Um…

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I want to do a funny listicle called

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Ten Times AOC Has Been Cut Off
By Her Male Colleagues Dur--

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That sounds great, because it caters
to the female experience,

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which all of your pieces should do.

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I thought I was doing content
for the lifestyle vertical.

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Yeah. Girl stuff.

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Dude.

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Woman stuff.

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[chuckles awkwardly]

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[Ryan] Hi.

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Hi.

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Okay, not safe for work.
What are you looking at?

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Ry, stop.

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Well, let me see.

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-Ry!
-Okay, let it go.

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Oh, houses in Carmel.
Are you going back there?

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-Ry.
-Wait.

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Mom, did you meet someone?

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A boy?

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[gasps] A girl?

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Oh my God, Mom,
please be gay so we can be gay together.

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Ry,

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I'm selling the house.

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What?

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I'm sorry. I just--
I didn't know how to tell you.

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It's time for a… a fresh start.

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Grandma's gone, and you're--

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You moved out.

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[hesitates] I'm here. I'm here right now.

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But you're only staying a few days, right?

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Right, but you just redecorated the place.

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It doesn't make sense for you to go now.
I don't--

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It doesn't matter how much I change it.
I'm still trapped in Agoura Hills

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with no friends, or any kind of community.

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I'm lonely.

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I-I hear you,
but this is a really big decision.

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You really need to consider it.

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I have considered it, Ryan.

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I… need to go to work.

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I am shaken by this news,

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but ultimately I am happy for you.

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Hey, Ry.

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What are we doing tonight?
I got my mom's car.

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We could go to the movies,
get some ice cream,

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slash some bitch's tires.

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[upbeat music playing]

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[Ryan] Why is there no Sky Ferreira?

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I don't know.

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Blondie.

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Ooh, "Call Me."

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Which is kinda what I was hoping
you would do, you little brat.

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Okay, I'm sorry. I know I went
M.I.A. "Paper Planes" for a second there,

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but I went through a breakup.

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And the rumors are true,
breakups fucking suck.

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Oh yeah. Well, I'm just glad you called.

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Yeah. Me too.

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You know, I have a plus one
to a very fancy wedding.

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[Henry] Ooh!

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A wedding for a second date?

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Ryan, bold move.

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Well, I mean, I don't know.
Are we attempting a date scenario here?

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I don't know.

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Are we?

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[Ryan] Oh.

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-Fuck.
-Hmm?

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Oh, shit.

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They say New York's gonna be underwater
in 20 years.

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-Bummer.
-Hmm.

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Goodnight, my angels.

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Mom, privacy!

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Come on. I know when you're having sex.

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I've known about it
for the last ten years.

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-Wow. That's impressive.
-[Mom] Mm.

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I told your mom about it in 2012.

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I asked her, "Should we say something?"

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But she said, "No, no, no, no, Bina.
Let it bloom like a beautiful flower."

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-Mom, can you go?
-[Mom] Okay.

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[mutters]

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Good night.

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[sighs] Sorry,
I don't think I can have sex after that.

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I already thought sex was off the table
when we had burritos for dinner.

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[sighs]

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I can't believe I've been at Listicool
for one day and I'm already stress eating.

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-Don't look at me all judgy!
-I was--

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Yes, Listicool sucks.

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And, yes, they only hired me
because I'm a girl, and brown, and fat,

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which means that,
yet again, I am being tokenized.

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And, yes, if anyone's gonna profit
off my trauma, it should be me, bitch.

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And, yeah, my overhead is practically zero
since I'm living at home

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and I could just freelance,

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but this job will get rid of my debt
and help me move out.

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Okay.

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So, you know what?

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Just let one part of my life be not great,
'kay?

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You got some stuff on your mind,
and I wanna support you,

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so I'm gonna let you ruminate on that,
and I'm gonna go downstairs,

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and I'm gonna get some of that good cheese
from your mama's fridge, okay?

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And guess what?

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I'm gonna bring some back for you.

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[upbeat indie music playing]

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Okay, I'm over this game of gay chicken.

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-I'm gonna go get another drink.
-Well, I'll go with you.

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Uh-uh. No.

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You need to handle that.

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It's a major boner-killer, babe. [kisses]

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[Ryan laughs nervously]

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-[brightly] Hi.
-Hi.

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We really should've picked
who got custody of this place.

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[Ryan chuckles]

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Ew, why am I being cute?
I don't like you very much right now.

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That's fair.

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How are you?

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Good. I'm back with Richard,
if that's what you're asking.

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[chuckles] It wasn't,
but, um, good for you?

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Rude. Why the question mark?

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Well, nothing.
I guess I'm just, um, confused,

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because you said
the two of you were unhappy, so…

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We weren't unhappy. It was just--

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You know, he's family. Besides,
it's not like you're dancing on your own.

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You wasted no time
getting together with Henry.

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And I'm sure you've spent every night
with your mom since the breakup

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doing your weird Grey Gardens cosplay.

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Henry and I are friends.

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And she just told me
she was moving to Carmel,

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and I very lovingly
supported her decision.

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[Tanner] Uh-huh. Sure.

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Look… don't judge me
for getting back together with Richard.

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I've had enough surprises in my life.

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It's good to know that,
even if things aren't great or exciting,

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they'll always be fine.
That's enough for me.

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Tanner, I don't want to do this, okay?

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Let's be real.

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I totally freaked out
when my mom told me she was moving.

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Yeah, of course you did. [chuckles softly]

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Do we know each other better
than we thought we did?

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I don't know.

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We'll never find out, so…

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Well, at least you didn't break your rule.

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Oh, Ryan,

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we broke plenty of rules.

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00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:01,614
No, I mean,
you left me better than how you found me.

248
00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:03,699
So thank you.

249
00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:06,869
See you around, Ry.

250
00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:09,663
I'll see you around. [chuckles softly]

251
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:13,876
But, uh, I was here first, so…

252
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:27,807
So this is bedroom number two.
It was my son's room until recently.

253
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,767
We left the growth chart up.

254
00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:32,603
-[Karen] Look how tall he is.
-[woman] Oh, that's so cute.

255
00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:34,730
We're actually not having any children.

256
00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:36,357
Oh.

257
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:38,651
I respect that.

258
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,405
And we respect the planet, so… [laughs]

259
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:48,410
-Um, what color do you call this?
-Oh, that's my-- This is "tomato bisque."

260
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:51,163
But I created it.
It's a-- Yeah, it was a--

261
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:55,751
[gasps] Wait, we could totally knock down
this wall and make a giant master.

262
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,962
-This one?
-Wait, you can't do that.

263
00:13:58,045 --> 00:13:59,672
This is a two-bedroom home.

264
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:01,590
But it could be a giant one-bedroom.

265
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:05,386
[gasps] Oh, babe, you know what?
We could tear up those rose bushes.

266
00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:06,595
Put in a rock garden.

267
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:07,930
-Love that.
-I know.

268
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:09,223
A rock garden?

269
00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:10,349
Yeah.

270
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:12,601
I need you to leave.

271
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:16,188
[door opens]

272
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,899
Well, we could keep the rose bushes
if they're irrigated.

273
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:19,900
It's not a problem.

274
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:23,320
Aww, when are we getting married?

275
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:26,365
Oh, honey,
I don't believe in straight marriage, no.

276
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:27,783
No phones?

277
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,286
Ooh, a power move.

278
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,246
-Okay.
-Ping!

279
00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:34,373
She's going to steal
all of our identities.

280
00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:35,749
-For real?
-[Kim laughs]

281
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,253
Okay, I thought this was gonna be
a 500-person wedding,

282
00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:40,880
but it's V, V intimate.

283
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:44,675
Oh no.
Are we secretly Olivia's closest friends?

284
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:45,634
[Ryan gasps]

285
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:52,224
["Wedding March" playing]

286
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,103
[quietly] Who is that?

287
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:59,273
I guess it's Olivia's wife?

288
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:01,567
[Ryan]
Oh, she's marrying someone with a limp?

289
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,611
We have no choice but to support.

290
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:16,081
♪ Here comes the bride ♪

291
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:21,670
♪ All dressed in black ♪

292
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:22,671
Um…

293
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,925
I didn't invite you here, Mom,
but, hi, I guess.

294
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:30,387
♪ Sweetly serene ♪

295
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:36,769
♪ In the soft glowing light ♪

296
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:42,983
Rae, when I hit you with my car,

297
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:45,986
I was definitely
going to leave you for dead.

298
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:51,492
But then I saw your beautiful face,
and I thought, "Twist. Maybe I'll stay."

299
00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:52,576
[chuckles]

300
00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:57,081
Okay.

301
00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:58,749
[Rae] Okay. [clears throat]

302
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:00,501
Olivia,

303
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:04,254
I'm so glad
that you didn't drive off that day.

304
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,257
Partially because I would've bled out.

305
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:10,469
[Rae] There are a lot of haters out there.

306
00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:12,054
They'll say it's head trauma.

307
00:16:12,846 --> 00:16:13,806
But it's not.

308
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:18,519
You are a unique and special person.

309
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:22,272
I now pronounce you wives.

310
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,400
[whooping and applause]

311
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:29,113
["Wedding March" playing]

312
00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:31,615
[cheering and laughing]

313
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:37,329
[applause and cheering continues]

314
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:40,499
Damn. Even the weird weddings
get me all fucked up.

315
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:45,295
[uptempo rock music playing]

316
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:49,133
-Adderall spritz?
-[all exclaim]

317
00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:50,843
[Ravi] Okey-dokey.

318
00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:53,887
Mmm, we love a playful
wedding amphetamine moment.

319
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:55,806
-Cheers, babe.
-Cheers.

320
00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:58,100
Ryan, I read your falling listicle.

321
00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:01,562
It was the exact fun fluff our audience
of sweet dummies will eat up.

322
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:02,896
I'll post it on Monday.

323
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:07,484
You know, now that Kim's gone,
you can be my number one boy.

324
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:10,779
Yay. [laughs nervously]

325
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:14,158
Oh, look, my ex. Hi, Elon.

326
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,662
-Hey, you okay?
-Yeah.

327
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,248
I would, uh, love some food though.

328
00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:22,583
Oh, there is none.

329
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:26,295
Olivia didn't want to see people chewing
on the happiest day of her life.

330
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,338
Well, I got nuts.

331
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:30,799
-Ravi!
-Ew, toxic masculinity.

332
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,177
No, I literally have nuts.
Would you like one?

333
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:34,344
He's so thoughtful.

334
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:36,096
[glass clinking]

335
00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:37,848
Oh God.

336
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,978
[Olivia] Welcome, cherished friends,

337
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:46,315
and in what some cultures call family.
[chuckles]

338
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:50,486
Now is the time in the wedding
where you get to praise us.

339
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,114
Oh, sorry.

340
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,700
Olivia… [chuckles]

341
00:17:57,409 --> 00:18:00,120
…your friendship has changed my life.

342
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:04,458
I would've never gotten that six-figure
payout if I hadn't walked in on you--

343
00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:06,794
Thank you so much, Samantha.

344
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,254
Uh, Ryan?

345
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,173
-What?
-Ry.

346
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,509
-[Ryan] No, I'm good.
-Go, buddy.

347
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:14,551
-Oh my God.
-I'm fine.

348
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:17,262
[sparse applause]

349
00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:26,146
Um… What is there to say?
[laughs awkwardly]

350
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:28,232
Um…

351
00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:32,611
You are always someone
who gets exactly what she wants.

352
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:34,863
-[laughs] So true.
-And you've pushed me.

353
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:40,536
In ways that are good for me,
and, um, in ways that are not so good.

354
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:41,453
[Ryan chuckles]

355
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:46,667
It's been a lot of the latter though,
lately, and, um…

356
00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:55,551
I can't write watered-down bullshit
for you anymore.

357
00:18:57,427 --> 00:19:02,057
I'm not really interested in making people
feel comfortable with my existence.

358
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,016
[Ryan] Um…

359
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,227
I've been doing that my entire life,

360
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:08,939
and, uh, I've never asked myself
for one moment, like,

361
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:10,983
"Am I comfortable?"

362
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,944
"How the fuck do I feel?"

363
00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:16,780
So I quit.

364
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:18,240
[crowd murmurs]

365
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:20,367
[Ryan] Anyways, um,

366
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:23,412
happy bride, happy life, happy wedding.

367
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:24,329
Thank you.

368
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,249
Okay.

369
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:29,126
[applause]

370
00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:31,503
-Okay. Thank you.
-[guest whoops]

371
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:38,218
Oh my God, my naughty boy!

372
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:39,428
Boss moves.

373
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,096
-Good for you, babe.
-[Ryan groans]

374
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,724
I can't believe I just did that.
Is it the Adderall?

375
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:46,101
No, it came from the heart.

376
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,437
What are you gonna do now?

377
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:52,065
I don't know. I guess I'll just publish
my disability article somewhere else.

378
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,984
I'll tell you where you'll publish it.

379
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:56,653
-The New York Times.
-Ravi!

380
00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:59,907
You're gonna publish it on the website
you and I will launch together.

381
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:00,866
Huh?

382
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:03,994
I'm done
working for people that don't get me.

383
00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:06,997
And I'm definitely done
trying to fit my fine, juicy ass

384
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:10,167
into the tiny chair they're giving me
at their boring, stupid table.

385
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:14,504
I'm gonna build my own goddamn table.
Ravi was right. I'm an entrepreneur.

386
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,423
I never said that, but I do agree.

387
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:18,258
[Kim] Whatever. The point is,

388
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:21,011
I'm betting on myself. What do you think?

389
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,640
-No.
-Huh?

390
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,600
I don't wanna run a website, you know?

391
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:29,186
And this should be your vision
and your baby.

392
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:32,147
I will gladly work for you though.

393
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,106
I'll take it.

394
00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:35,859
-[Ryan] Aw.
-I'm your boss now, bitch!

395
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:37,486
Come here.

396
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,029
[Ravi] Aw, let us in.

397
00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:41,323
-Oh, okay.
-Let it happen.

398
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:44,910
-[cork pops]
-[dance music playing]

399
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,556
-[Henry laughs]
-Oh, hi.

400
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,474
Hi.

401
00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:11,520
Okay.
We gotta decide what we're doing here.

402
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,647
You and I? There's a vibe.

403
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:18,402
There's always been a vibe, but we either
need to commit to that vibe or not.

404
00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:19,861
No more emotional blue balls.

405
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:23,657
Okay, yes, there is definitely a vibe.

406
00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:25,325
[chuckles]

407
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:26,451
Henry, I just…

408
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:29,204
I can't have a boyfriend right now.

409
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:30,706
[Ryan] I'm sorry.

410
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:34,876
But I could have a best friend.

411
00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:36,962
If you'd be willing?

412
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,423
[playfully] Okay.

413
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:41,717
That sounds kinda nice. [chuckles]

414
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,176
[Henry] I'd like that.

415
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:45,554
-Good.
-[Henry] It might be for the best.

416
00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:47,222
I think we're both bottoms.

417
00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:49,599
Ooh, that's tough, yeah.

418
00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:51,518
-May I have this dance?
-Oh, um…

419
00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:53,687
-I'm actually--
-[Henry] I'll go get another drink.

420
00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:54,646
Oh, okay.

421
00:21:57,774 --> 00:21:58,734
I'll miss you.

422
00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:01,278
Aww, Olivia. [chuckles] I just--

423
00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:02,821
[shushes]

424
00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:03,822
Don't speak.

425
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:06,199
Also…

426
00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:07,367
[whispers] I'm a top.

427
00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:11,413
-[music playing]
-[laughing]

428
00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:12,414
Remember this?

429
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:14,583
[Kim laughs]

430
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:17,878
Oh, man, seeing you lean in today?

431
00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:20,505
Oh, first of all,
it rattled my fragile male ego,

432
00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:22,674
but it also turned me the fuck on.

433
00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:24,801
I am so happy for you.

434
00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:27,137
I'm happy for me too.

435
00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:29,848
Except for the part
where I keep living with my parents.

436
00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:31,433
But everything else.

437
00:22:33,393 --> 00:22:38,815
Um, speaking of which, this means
I'll be in LA for the foreseeable future.

438
00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:41,985
This is where I know people,
where I can raise money.

439
00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:44,446
Yeah. I-I totally understand that.

440
00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:47,699
Yeah, and long distance sucks,

441
00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:49,910
so if you don't want to deal with that, I…

442
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,415
I would suggest you move to LA.

443
00:22:57,751 --> 00:22:58,877
And why is that?

444
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,045
Don't make me say it.

445
00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:01,797
Uh, no, I need to hear it, okay?

446
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,883
That flight from Oakland to LA
is 28 very long minutes.

447
00:23:04,966 --> 00:23:06,385
-So if you--
-Okay, fine.

448
00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:10,430
Because…

449
00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:12,432
I love you.

450
00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:16,520
And I wanna be around you all the time.

451
00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:17,813
[laughing]

452
00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:20,899
-Is that what you wanted to hear, freak?
-Yes.

453
00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:25,195
I love you too.

454
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:34,704
[whooping]

455
00:23:34,788 --> 00:23:35,997
-[Ryan] Oh!
-Hey!

456
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:37,165
S'up!

457
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:38,959
-You… You guys!
-[Ryan] What?

458
00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:40,669
-We're engaged!
-No!

459
00:23:40,752 --> 00:23:42,003
I'm pregnant!

460
00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:43,839
-[Ryan] Oh my God!
-[Ravi] Whoa!

461
00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:47,259
[laughing]

462
00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:54,015
[laughing]

463
00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:55,642
[cheering]

464
00:23:58,061 --> 00:24:00,856
Hey, Mom. That wedding was psycho.

465
00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:04,693
They confiscated our phones.
And they didn't serve us any food.

466
00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:06,862
Do you want me
to make you something to eat?

467
00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:07,779
I got it.

468
00:24:12,075 --> 00:24:14,286
[Ryan] So what's up?

469
00:24:14,369 --> 00:24:16,496
-Is everything okay?
-I'm sorry.

470
00:24:17,372 --> 00:24:20,125
I'm not moving to Carmel. [chuckles]
I'm gonna stay here.

471
00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:22,377
What? No, you should go.

472
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,380
-Do you want mustard?
-Uh…

473
00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:27,048
Yeah.

474
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:31,595
Look, Mom,
I was being a little bitch earlier, okay?

475
00:24:31,678 --> 00:24:35,140
I mean,
you have every right to want a life.

476
00:24:35,223 --> 00:24:36,892
I have a life. Here.

477
00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:40,979
No, you don't.
I mean, you told me you don't.

478
00:24:41,062 --> 00:24:44,524
I-I was there for a weekend. It's absurd.

479
00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:47,277
What if I get there
and this whole magical thing

480
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:50,363
that I thought was going to happen
just doesn't?

481
00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:53,533
Mom, I get why you're freaked out, okay?

482
00:24:54,409 --> 00:24:57,162
Us living together, you cooking for me?

483
00:24:57,871 --> 00:25:00,123
It felt, like, all cozy and safe and…

484
00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:03,585
a part of me was wondering,
like, "God…" [scoffs]

485
00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:06,338
"…why did I even go chasing waterfalls?"

486
00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:09,799
"I could've stuck to the rivers and lakes
that I was used to," but…

487
00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:12,010
Fuck that.

488
00:25:12,928 --> 00:25:15,555
We both deserve big, gorgeous lives.

489
00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:20,227
Here.

490
00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:23,522
Thank you.

491
00:25:25,899 --> 00:25:29,528
What a beautiful waterfall metaphor.

492
00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:31,571
[grunts]

493
00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:40,413
This is marvelous.

494
00:25:40,997 --> 00:25:42,332
I've learned some things.

495
00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:52,842
Ry, did we forget anything?

496
00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:53,843
[Ryan] Uh…

497
00:25:54,594 --> 00:25:59,724
I don't think so.
God, empty houses are such drama.

498
00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:04,604
The empty space, the echoing.
It's like somebody needs attention.

499
00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:06,189
[chuckles]

500
00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:07,816
Shall we say goodbye?

501
00:26:08,483 --> 00:26:09,317
Yeah.

502
00:26:10,026 --> 00:26:12,612
Not here though.
I don't wanna be upstaged.

503
00:26:17,033 --> 00:26:17,867
[Karen] Here.

504
00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:22,122
[emotional instrumental music playing]

505
00:26:29,963 --> 00:26:31,172
[Ryan chuckles softly]

506
00:26:42,475 --> 00:26:44,603
[emotionally]
I'll call you when I get there.

507
00:26:44,686 --> 00:26:45,520
Okay.

508
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:47,439
I love ya.

509
00:26:48,064 --> 00:26:49,941
I love you.

510
00:27:03,913 --> 00:27:05,540
[motor starts]

511
00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:06,499
[softly] Bye.

512
00:27:17,385 --> 00:27:20,805
[cell phone ringing]

513
00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:24,267
-Hi.
-Where's your article, bitch?

514
00:27:24,851 --> 00:27:29,022
It's coming. God. I just had to say
goodbye to my mom, okay?

515
00:27:29,105 --> 00:27:30,982
Oh, I'm sorry.

516
00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:32,692
I'm gonna need you to circle back

517
00:27:32,776 --> 00:27:34,903
and close the loop on those action items,
okay?

518
00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:38,156
Okay, now you're just speaking
this weird office jargon

519
00:27:38,239 --> 00:27:39,991
that I don't completely understand--

520
00:27:41,117 --> 00:27:42,452
[tires screech]

521
00:27:42,535 --> 00:27:43,495
[scoffs]

522
00:27:43,578 --> 00:27:44,454
[angrily] Hello!

523
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,668
[quietly] Jesus fucking Christ.

524
00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:51,169
Hello?

525
00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:53,505
[Kim] Ry, you okay?

526
00:27:54,255 --> 00:27:56,508
Hi. I'm fine. [exhales]

527
00:27:57,050 --> 00:27:58,593
Um, can I call you later?

528
00:27:59,427 --> 00:28:00,345
[sighs]

529
00:28:00,428 --> 00:28:04,974
♪ Cool my brains and soothe my head ♪

530
00:28:05,558 --> 00:28:10,313
♪ Stimulate me, my Co-co-co ♪

531
00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:16,027
♪ Sneak into my empty bed ♪

532
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:22,450
♪ And educate me, my Co-co-co ♪

533
00:28:41,261 --> 00:28:44,556
♪ In the summer, in the spring ♪

534
00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:48,268
♪ In public places, my Co-co-co ♪

535
00:28:49,227 --> 00:28:52,439
♪ On an island far away ♪

536
00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:56,359
♪ Lemonade with my Co-co-co ♪

537
00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:04,868
♪ My Coco ♪

538
00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:08,747
♪ My Coco ♪

539
00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:12,792
♪ My Coco ♪

540
00:29:14,878 --> 00:29:16,588
♪ My Coco ♪

541
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:20,467
♪ Yeah, my Coco ♪