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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎-交給我吧
‎-謝謝你

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‎我不能搬東西，我是殘障

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‎我很遺憾

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‎我是開玩笑的

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‎奧海鎮到底有什麼好玩的？

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‎拉維，抱歉

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‎很像大自然，不過是有錢版的

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‎沒關係，我來就好

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‎我可不想害你們弄斷指甲

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‎臭婊子

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‎還有，先警告你們

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‎我把我的信用卡全剪了
‎還給自己設下超嚴苛的預算

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‎我決定這週末只花50元

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‎我真以妳為榮

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‎但其實我們每個人的雜貨預算是40元

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‎所以我不…

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‎非常好，那我就不出門了

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‎該死，我是不是忘了帶唇蜜？

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‎天啊，小金
‎為什麼沒半個人準備好？

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‎為什麼沒半個人準備好？

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‎為什麼沒半個人準備好？

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‎好，這是怎樣？
‎為什麼大家都在說這句話？

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‎萊恩

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‎請解釋一下

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‎我們在學梅莉史翠普
‎《穿著Prada的惡魔》裡的招牌台詞

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‎我們想學她，但學不好
‎因為她是天才演員梅莉

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‎-沒錯，我從來沒看過
‎-什麼？

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‎-對不起嘛
‎-我覺得不安全

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‎-我竟然讓他上過我
‎-我覺得被攻擊了

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‎-我就是個直男罷了，別傷害我
‎-你知道嗎？

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‎沒關係，這就是這趟旅行的目的
‎跨越界線，教育他人

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‎我找到了，我們走吧

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‎很好

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‎為什麼？為什麼沒半個人準備好？

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‎根本是同性戀色情片

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‎我會學會的，我一定會學會

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‎走吧！

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‎同性戀色情片算一種稱讚吧？

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‎我們都愛同性戀色情片

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‎劇名：為什麼沒半個人準備好？

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‎這是怎樣？

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‎好，兩張單人床

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‎你當卡比爾，我當達西亞吧

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‎或者我們一起當達西亞

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‎這樣就能空出一整張床放東西

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‎這樣很棒吧，不覺得嗎？

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‎-寶貝，你要把我壓扁了
‎-是嗎？

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‎好

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‎抱歉

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‎我得替我們做個健檢，我們沒事吧？

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‎什麼？當然沒事

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‎我知道我們在舞會上
‎吵了個幼稚的架…

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‎寶貝，我們沒事

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‎說真的，我們感情好到
‎我可以和你一起擠一張單人床

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‎現在嗎？

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‎對，就是現在

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‎這樣還會把你壓扁嗎？

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‎歡迎來到維迪之家

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‎真是太美了

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‎沒錯，我對它投注了很多愛

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‎妳怎麼會來卡梅爾？

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‎我想犒賞自己

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‎我50歲了，從來沒有一個人離開家

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‎很瘋狂吧？

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‎所以我應該會去吃頓大餐、跳跳舞

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‎用用你的泳池，還有去逛街

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‎你知道哪裡有可愛的小店嗎？

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‎聽起來很棒

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‎聽著，有件小事要提醒妳

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‎我的鄰居喜歡探人隱私

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‎所以如果有人問起

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‎就說妳是珍娜

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‎明尼蘇達州來的表妹

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‎好

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‎來自明尼蘇達州的珍娜

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‎還有電視不能看，我把第四台拔掉了

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‎我不需要政府再用別的方法監控我

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‎監控你做什麼？

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‎我想我說的夠多了

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‎-好，再來一題
‎-真簡單

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‎誰最有可能看到鬼？

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‎拜託

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‎妳要跟他們說嗎？

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‎你是說我失去童貞的故事嗎？

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‎妳跟鬼上床？

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‎才不是

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‎是它上了我

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‎-什麼？
‎-它超大的

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‎我們知道了，妳的過往經歷很豐富

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‎輪到我們了
‎我們會把你們打得落花流水

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‎-祝好運
‎-會不會太陽剛？

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‎是有點陽剛，但很性感

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‎-好，第一題
‎-好

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‎誰最有可能被詐騙？

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‎-沒有得分
‎-什麼？

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‎我差點加入山達基
‎因為他們讓我吃免費的早午餐

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‎我加入了安德魯基根
‎在威尼斯的海灘邪教兩星期

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‎因為每個成員都很性感

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‎-他組了海灘邪教？
‎-上網查查看

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‎好，下一題

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‎誰最有可能笨手笨腳
‎常常摔倒或摔壞東西？

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‎沒有得分

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‎-什麼？
‎-我…

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‎親愛的，我是殘障，我常常絆倒

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‎跳舞的夥伴都說我手殘
‎我一個月會受傷一次

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‎笨手笨腳怎麼當舞者？

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‎-好，最後一題
‎-再來一題

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‎誰最有可能贏得舞蹈比賽？

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‎答對了

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‎剛才是你放水，但還是謝謝你

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‎我們答對了

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‎抱歉

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‎天啊，寶貝

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‎-抱歉
‎-沒關係

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‎-一張爛床
‎-一張爛床

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‎過來

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‎抱歉，我打了你一拳

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‎-沒關係，我喜歡
‎-好

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‎我想…

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‎我想當一號

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‎-你確定？
‎-對

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‎你有沒有潤滑液？

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‎-有啊
‎-好

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‎看我帶了什麼

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‎好

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‎好

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‎好

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‎-我進去了嗎？
‎-你進來了，寶貝

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‎-我進去了
‎-進來了，整個都進來了

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‎-我要高潮了
‎-全部給我吧

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‎-好棒
‎-快給我

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‎真是太棒了

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‎沒開玩笑吧？你做到了

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‎謝謝你

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‎我覺得你當一號很有未來

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‎你真體貼

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‎我不是體貼你，我說的是實話

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‎你有聞到嗎？

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‎那是…

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‎是大便嗎？

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‎可能吧

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‎我通常會清洗
‎但我不知道今晚會這樣

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‎我的天啊，好噁心

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‎好噁心…

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‎我的天啊…

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‎好噁心…

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‎說真的

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‎無從批評

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‎真的嗎？那太好了
‎因為我對自己有很多批評

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‎我在想眼神接觸應該少一點？

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‎對

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‎好

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‎剛才太瘋狂了

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‎當一號嗎？沒錯，就像擁抱老二一樣

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‎不是，你在我老二上拉屎

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‎恭喜你，你美妙的屁眼都很合作

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‎但我的性經驗比你多
‎所以你要相信我

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‎這種事常有

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‎真的嗎？

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‎頻率有多高？

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‎無論性生活怎麼安排，我都會清洗

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‎萊恩，你是怎樣？你想讓我自責嗎？

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‎對不起，好嗎？

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‎你之前沒辦法當一號時
‎我都沒說什麼

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‎好

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‎要我頒獎牌給你嗎？

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‎我們要分床睡

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‎晚安，愛你

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‎愛你

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‎你今天想做什麼？

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‎我上網查過了，有個叫英格莉的女人

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‎可以幫你算出前世，一小時160元

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‎其實我今天早上有寫作的靈感

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‎我想寫東西

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‎可以嗎？

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‎我跟你一起

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‎我要低調地開始找新工作

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‎那你幾點會寫完？

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‎不確定，大概一點吧？

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‎好，要開心喔

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‎寫作沒什麼好開心的

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‎來，一小滴就好

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‎你在做什麼？

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‎在妳的咖啡裡加杏仁牛奶

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‎-我沒叫你幫我加
‎-我知道

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‎但我知道妳喜歡，所以我就主動做了

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‎這樣是不是越線了？

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‎嚇壞妳了？

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‎好吧，或許這代表我該讓妳知道…

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‎我願意接受那樣

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‎妳懂嗎？妳和我，在一起

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‎交往

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‎因為那樣會…

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‎妳嚇傻了

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‎妳可以眨個眼嗎？

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‎滋潤一下雙眼？好

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‎好極了，我先走了

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‎妳可以消化一下

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‎因為我要給妳一點空間

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‎消化一下，跟妳的兄弟聊聊

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‎問問他們的想法，好嗎？

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‎我現在先走了

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‎-坦納，要不要泡熱水澡？
‎-好，你想跟我做愛嗎？

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‎順其自然吧

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‎（萊恩）

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‎找工作真讓人沮喪

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‎我剛應徵了《The Cut》的助理

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‎助理耶！

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‎妳真的打算離開蛋醒網嗎？

211
00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:02,847
‎對

212
00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:06,100
‎我覺得自己身處一間文青血汗工廠

213
00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:09,353
‎奧莉維亞在我頭上盤旋，不停監視我

214
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,897
‎命令我寫一篇
‎關於我背部肥肉的清單文章

215
00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:13,733
‎我需要來一杯

216
00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:17,820
‎妳找拉維去浴缸裡喝一杯吧，好極了

217
00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:18,779
‎不要

218
00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,490
‎金柏莉，妳到底怎麼了？

219
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,368
‎拉維在旁邊，妳還穿運動褲
‎我知道妳喜歡他

220
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,412
‎聽著，拉維只是我的一個好朋友

221
00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:28,414
‎我剛好喜歡跟他做愛

222
00:12:28,497 --> 00:12:31,041
‎好，大部分人都這樣形容自己的老公

223
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:34,545
‎小金，妳值得擁有好東西

224
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:37,882
‎拉維就是個好人

225
00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:41,969
‎過來

226
00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:47,850
‎這是什麼景象？

227
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:50,060
‎-離我遠一點
‎-我的天啊

228
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:52,188
‎天啊，看來寫作很順利嘛

229
00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:53,898
‎-很順利，沒錯
‎-很好

230
00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:55,858
‎現在已經一點了

231
00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,153
‎下午一點

232
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:02,615
‎好

233
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,241
‎你想做什麼？

234
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,913
‎-我說過了，我不行
‎-我覺得很真實

235
00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:13,209
‎沒錯，說的沒錯

236
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:15,878
‎你太搞笑了

237
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:17,922
‎-才不是
‎-就是

238
00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:19,507
‎請用，女士

239
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:20,800
‎拜託

240
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,218
‎-真實！
‎-對我來說不是

241
00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:24,470
‎-拜託
‎-小姐？

242
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:28,891
‎小姐，我們在爭論一件事

243
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,768
‎不知道妳能不能幫我們解決

244
00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:32,937
‎妳覺得電影《高年級姐妹會》
‎真實嗎？

245
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:36,941
‎黛安基頓被她女兒虐待

246
00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:40,361
‎她們覺得她太軟弱，沒辦法獨自生活

247
00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:43,322
‎但拜託，她和我們同齡

248
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:45,407
‎沒有人會虐待我

249
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,576
‎除非我主動要求

250
00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:54,041
‎黛安基頓飾演名叫黛安的角色的電影
‎我都很喜歡

251
00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:55,709
‎而且她會這樣…

252
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:05,177
‎妳一個人嗎？和我們一起坐吧

253
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,095
‎來吧

254
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:07,680
‎好啊

255
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:17,022
‎我傳簡訊慰問我貓咪死掉的朋友時

256
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:21,652
‎才發現“LOL”不是“愛你”的意思

257
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,446
‎完全不是

258
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:28,701
‎妳太搞笑了，妳是哪裡人？

259
00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:32,413
‎洛杉磯，在洛杉磯外圍，阿古拉山

260
00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:34,874
‎我跟一個阿古拉山人上過床

261
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:38,502
‎當時是1994年
‎就在北嶺地震發生後不久

262
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:41,922
‎我從沒體驗過所謂的“性高潮控制”

263
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:43,799
‎查爾斯！

264
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,886
‎妳喜歡阿古拉山嗎？

265
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:49,680
‎-性高潮控制？
‎-別說了，妳喜歡那裡嗎？

266
00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:52,141
‎那裡四通八達

267
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:56,437
‎可以通往密西根、亞利桑那
‎或佛羅里達

268
00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:58,856
‎但那裡很棒

269
00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:02,693
‎我剛把房子重新裝潢
‎我的人生都在那裡

270
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:04,612
‎有小孩嗎？

271
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:06,572
‎有一個，他成年了

272
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,366
‎你們呢？你們是怎麼認識的？

273
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:13,412
‎我們參加一個合唱團
‎叫做“一定年齡合唱團”

274
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:17,416
‎我們在當地四處表演
‎節日市集、卡梅爾廣場的活動…

275
00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:20,377
‎心情不好時，也會在家裡客廳唱歌

276
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:23,923
‎聽起來真有趣，我也是唱歌的

277
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,758
‎不是專業歌手

278
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:29,678
‎我大學時參加過合唱團，所以…

279
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:34,892
‎伊蓮去聖塔非開珠寶店之後

280
00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:37,269
‎我們就一直缺一個女低音

281
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:45,736
‎妳錄取了

282
00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:52,117
‎你們今晚要不要來我的民宿？

283
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:54,954
‎等等，我太蠢了，你們應該有事要忙

284
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,538
‎不，親愛的，我們很樂意

285
00:15:57,706 --> 00:16:00,751
‎-我們既悲傷又沮喪
‎-嘿，那只有你而已

286
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,545
‎乾杯，太好了

287
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:07,383
‎好，我同意，前列腺是男人的遊樂場

288
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:10,803
‎身為異性戀男子，探索它是我的責任

289
00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:12,179
‎好嗎？滿意了嗎？

290
00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:13,472
‎-滿意了
‎-非常滿意

291
00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:15,641
‎-妳又來了嗎？
‎-怎樣？

292
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:17,935
‎確定餐盤上的食物不會互相碰到？

293
00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:19,144
‎我的天啊

294
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:25,275
‎抱歉，只是看到別人把不同的食物
‎混在一起吃，真的很噁心

295
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:26,610
‎好，沒人在批評妳

296
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:29,863
‎她從兩歲就開始這樣了

297
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:32,116
‎-你們就在那時認識的？
‎-對

298
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:34,535
‎在真正的沙盒裡

299
00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:35,744
‎你們跟彼此打了招呼

300
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:37,579
‎你們怎麼認識的？

301
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:42,710
‎就是傳統的美麗邂逅

302
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:44,169
‎男孩認識男孩

303
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:47,506
‎男孩告訴對方說他有男友了
‎但他們還是上了床

304
00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:50,009
‎等一下，先澄清一點，我沒有偷吃

305
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,886
‎我前男友理查和我有個協議

306
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,264
‎他不在家時，我可以跟任何人上床

307
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:56,473
‎-真性感
‎-冷靜

308
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,350
‎-好
‎-總之，我們第一次認識時

309
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:02,771
‎他前男友常常不在家
‎所以我們每天晚上都能一起過

310
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,440
‎但後來他回來時

311
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:07,943
‎坦納說：“對了，理查在的時候
‎我們完全不能見面

312
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,069
‎一個月後見”

313
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,321
‎很有趣

314
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:15,576
‎對…我不是那樣說的

315
00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:16,744
‎就是啊

316
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:20,622
‎後來我難過地去找你
‎說我不想再見面了

317
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:21,874
‎但你不允許

318
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,794
‎因為我真的很喜歡你
‎我希望能想出辦法

319
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,337
‎我們真的沒再見面了

320
00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:29,298
‎對，可是…

321
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,675
‎那是因為我求你

322
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,471
‎-對，我們沒再見面了
‎-對

323
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:41,393
‎總而言之，故事的結局是好的

324
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:42,519
‎-沒錯
‎-對

325
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:48,233
‎對，因為坦納跟理查分手
‎好跟我在一起，所以…

326
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:51,278
‎然後他們就在一起了，對吧？好浪漫

327
00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:52,196
‎對

328
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:20,265
‎不好意思

329
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:26,271
‎現在是晚上八點半，你們還這麼吵

330
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:27,523
‎八點半

331
00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:29,733
‎已經這麼晚了？

332
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:35,322
‎我跟傑瑞說，如果他再接待民宿客人
‎我就會去舉報他

333
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:36,573
‎我們不是民宿客人

334
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:37,574
‎真的嗎？

335
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:38,659
‎真的

336
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:42,996
‎我不喜歡你暗示我不老實

337
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,290
‎妳會怎麼想？如果妳的隔壁鄰居

338
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:50,295
‎把房子出租給
‎毫不在意他人福祉的陌生人？

339
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:56,885
‎我對他人的福祉非常在意

340
00:18:57,636 --> 00:19:00,848
‎這是我30年來第一次休假

341
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:04,351
‎因為我要養育一個腦性麻痺的孩子

342
00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:08,564
‎還要照顧我患失智症
‎後來去世了的媽媽

343
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:14,027
‎所以請你多多包涵
‎讓我享受我一生難得的快樂

344
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:17,322
‎並和我美麗的朋友一起跳舞

345
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:21,827
‎還有我叫珍娜

346
00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:24,246
‎我是傑瑞來自明尼蘇達州的表妹

347
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:26,331
‎我會把音樂關小聲一點

348
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:29,668
‎好的

349
00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:42,306
‎妳說的都是真的？

350
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:44,266
‎我不叫珍娜

351
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,059
‎真該死

352
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:49,354
‎卡倫，我還以為妳是溫室裡的花朵

353
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:52,024
‎但妳很強悍的，對吧？

354
00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:53,150
‎一點點而已啦

355
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,404
‎謝謝你們這麼體貼

356
00:19:57,988 --> 00:20:02,201
‎這麼照顧我，讓我加入你們

357
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:03,744
‎當然

358
00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:05,579
‎妳一定要再待一晚

359
00:20:05,662 --> 00:20:07,748
‎查爾斯每週日晚上都會烤雞

360
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:11,543
‎-妳一定要來
‎-就像南希梅爾斯的電影一樣

361
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:14,796
‎一群老人在漂亮到不行的廚房廝混

362
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,882
‎比南希梅爾斯的電影還棒

363
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:18,425
‎因為我們不只有白人

364
00:20:21,094 --> 00:20:22,804
‎我也想留下來，但我不行

365
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:25,474
‎我必須回家，我有事情要辦

366
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:29,228
‎但現在我在這裡，我想跳舞

367
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:41,281
‎萊恩和坦納

368
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,325
‎老天

369
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:48,538
‎幸好妳和我的關係這麼健康，對吧？

370
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:55,212
‎聽著，很抱歉我剛才嚇到了

371
00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:59,716
‎我只是不知道
‎為什麼你突然這麼想和我交往

372
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,051
‎我們原本都好好的

373
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:05,681
‎聽著，我和夠多女生交往過

374
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:10,435
‎我知道和一個人有共鳴是多罕見的事

375
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:11,895
‎我們就很有共鳴

376
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:13,981
‎妳也清楚

377
00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:17,276
‎好，但萬一我們分手了呢？

378
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,653
‎就只能和一輩子的友誼說再見？

379
00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:25,117
‎拉維，現在我生活中的負能量
‎是車諾比等級的

380
00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:28,120
‎你是唯一不那麼糟的

381
00:21:28,203 --> 00:21:29,830
‎我的感覺也是如此

382
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:34,126
‎還有，都已經25年了

383
00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:37,212
‎如果我想和妳斷聯，機會多的是

384
00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:42,718
‎我已經連續25年想和妳待在一起

385
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:44,553
‎我不會離開的

386
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:47,389
‎我保證

387
00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:54,855
‎很好

388
00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:57,983
‎該死

389
00:21:59,484 --> 00:22:01,987
‎我們的爸媽一定會超級開心

390
00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:16,668
‎抱歉

391
00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:20,547
‎我得再替我們做一次健檢
‎我們沒事吧？

392
00:22:21,548 --> 00:22:23,717
‎我們沒事，只是…

393
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:25,886
‎我們的起源故事

394
00:22:26,803 --> 00:22:28,305
‎我都沒發現那有多讓人沮喪

395
00:22:28,388 --> 00:22:30,182
‎拜託，沒那麼糟吧

396
00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:33,685
‎但也稱不上好，坦納

397
00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:38,315
‎早知道理查在城裡時
‎我完全不能跟你見面，我…

398
00:22:38,398 --> 00:22:40,776
‎好，對不起

399
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:42,152
‎我應該早點告訴你的

400
00:22:42,235 --> 00:22:44,446
‎但那是我的初體驗

401
00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:46,990
‎我必須同時應付兩段關係

402
00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:52,245
‎好，但我被迫要求你和我分手呢？

403
00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:55,582
‎那還挺自私的，對吧？

404
00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:56,875
‎我自私？

405
00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:02,714
‎太好笑了

406
00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:05,300
‎你那什麼意思？

407
00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:10,180
‎坦納，你是什麼意思？

408
00:23:10,263 --> 00:23:11,390
‎-沒什麼，準備上床吧

409
00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:12,724
‎不，告訴我

410
00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:15,769
‎萊恩，最新消息，自私的是你

411
00:23:15,852 --> 00:23:18,772
‎我為了你改變我的人生
‎但現在你卻失去興趣了

412
00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:24,444
‎我從沒要求你和理查分手，好嗎？
‎那是你的選擇

413
00:23:24,528 --> 00:23:25,821
‎而且我沒有失去興趣

414
00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:28,990
‎拜託，你一直疏離我，大半天都不在

415
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:31,243
‎對，因為我在寫關於我殘疾的文章

416
00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:33,286
‎那是我的熱情所在

417
00:23:33,995 --> 00:23:36,164
‎我當過席亞拉的備用舞者，萊恩

418
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,500
‎我理解充滿熱情的意義

419
00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:43,422
‎對不起，那是開玩笑嗎？

420
00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:45,799
‎不是，但謝謝你笑了

421
00:23:45,882 --> 00:23:49,761
‎就數據上而言，當備用舞者

422
00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:51,596
‎比部落客困難多了，我說說而已

423
00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:06,069
‎我媽不喜歡你

424
00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:10,907
‎你媽給我負評，好極了

425
00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:12,784
‎她說了什麼？

426
00:24:14,077 --> 00:24:15,871
‎-沒什麼
‎-跟我說她說什麼

427
00:24:16,496 --> 00:24:19,374
‎好吧，她說你有點單純

428
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:20,333
‎單純

429
00:24:21,918 --> 00:24:23,837
‎家裡裝那種窗簾的女人竟然這麼說

430
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,297
‎她的窗簾怎麼了？

431
00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:27,007
‎很乏味，我覺得很乏味

432
00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:30,635
‎你是個媽寶，你們彼此迷戀

433
00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:33,263
‎更正一下，以前的我們彼此迷戀

434
00:24:33,346 --> 00:24:35,223
‎但現在我們的關係很健康

435
00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:39,311
‎坦納，你就是不懂，好嗎？
‎在瘸幫舞會上…

436
00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:42,355
‎我的天啊，我就知道你很不爽

437
00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:44,608
‎對，但我試著不生氣，好嗎？

438
00:24:44,691 --> 00:24:45,901
‎但你的意思就是

439
00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:49,613
‎“別擔心，寶貝，我不必參與
‎你生命中這個超重要的部分

440
00:24:49,696 --> 00:24:52,324
‎不如你過你的，我過我的吧？”

441
00:24:52,407 --> 00:24:55,619
‎你明白地告訴我說
‎我的存在搞砸了一切

442
00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:57,037
‎我只是提出一個辦法

443
00:24:57,120 --> 00:25:00,499
‎我不想跟一個
‎要我分割出人生一部分的人交往

444
00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:02,584
‎我希望你能參與一切…

445
00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:06,004
‎好，那我參與就是了，我愛你，萊恩

446
00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:07,631
‎你真的愛嗎？

447
00:25:11,301 --> 00:25:13,136
‎我不敢相信你竟然這樣問我

448
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:16,306
‎幹，我的手機呢？

449
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:22,062
‎我只是說，仔細想想
‎其實我們對彼此的認識不深

450
00:25:22,145 --> 00:25:24,731
‎你在開玩笑嗎，萊恩？
‎你怎麼會這樣說？

451
00:25:25,774 --> 00:25:26,900
‎坦納，你…

452
00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:29,861
‎你不了解我的殘疾

453
00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:32,864
‎或許一年前不重要，但現在很重要

454
00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:34,241
‎你不讓我去理解

455
00:25:34,324 --> 00:25:37,452
‎抱歉，我沒有
‎殘障人士權利的博士學位，好嗎？

456
00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:39,120
‎你偶爾就是得跟我解釋

457
00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:40,830
‎我不想解釋

458
00:25:41,331 --> 00:25:42,290
‎我每天都在解釋

459
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,793
‎-我不想在你面前也要解釋
‎-好

460
00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:48,713
‎那就不要解釋，讓我一次次地搞砸
‎好讓你成為被害人

461
00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:51,049
‎-去你的
‎-我也去你的

462
00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:55,136
‎我要上床了

463
00:26:07,774 --> 00:26:08,608
‎晚安

464
00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:11,069
‎晚安

465
00:26:17,158 --> 00:26:17,993
‎我愛你

466
00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:27,127
‎我想我們應該分手

467
00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:50,752
‎嗨，親愛的

468
00:27:51,294 --> 00:27:52,128
‎嗨

469
00:27:55,131 --> 00:27:56,883
‎好，更新一下

470
00:27:57,884 --> 00:27:59,344
‎拉維和我在交往

471
00:27:59,427 --> 00:28:01,012
‎或者說我們試著在交往

472
00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:03,056
‎暫且不回答其他問題

473
00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:05,016
‎好極了

474
00:28:09,312 --> 00:28:10,230
‎你還好吧，寶貝？

475
00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:15,360
‎親愛的

476
00:28:18,613 --> 00:28:19,906
‎你想談談嗎？

477
00:28:21,282 --> 00:28:22,283
‎不想

478
00:28:26,287 --> 00:28:27,831
‎我從沒坐過後座

479
00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:29,833
‎很舒服嘛

480
00:28:34,003 --> 00:28:35,880
‎往東前往海登大道

481
00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:40,176
‎你知道，今早我們拖了很久才上路

482
00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:44,723
‎我幾乎都想說
‎“為什麼沒半個人準備好？”

483
00:28:47,142 --> 00:28:48,977
‎怎樣？我學得不像嗎？

484
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:51,896
‎我練習過了

485
00:29:44,866 --> 00:29:46,951
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