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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎-幹嘛？
‎-猜猜我們今天要做什麼

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‎不知道，不停寫作
‎直到我的腦袋變成一團糨糊？

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‎我替我們買了
‎馬里布葡萄酒狩獵之旅的門票

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‎等等，我們是要騎著斑馬品酒嗎？

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‎是一隻雙性戀長頸鹿，史坦利

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‎動物自我認同為雙性戀太必要了

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‎-呈現是重要的
‎-我同意

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‎但我不能去
‎我今天要寫我的殘疾文章

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‎走嘛，只埋頭工作
‎不喝粉紅酒的萊恩最無聊了

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‎好吧，我去

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‎你們太可愛了

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‎說真的，你們就像真人版的
‎“一切會好起來”廣告

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‎-謝謝
‎-謝謝

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‎又更誇張了

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‎順道一提，妳的味道好香
‎是湯姆福特嗎？

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‎璀璨流光？你還真懂

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‎我是不是聞到托斯卡尼皮革？

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‎妳的鼻子太靈敏了，沒錯！
‎妳知道那是什麼味道吧？

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‎-那還用說，古柯鹼
‎-沒錯！

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‎等一下，你跟我聊高級香水的事
‎讓我分心了

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‎但我要講一些嚴肅的話

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‎我知道你和萊恩剛經歷一場腥風血雨

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‎我必須先確定，那已經結束了

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‎並且你對我兒子的意圖是正面的

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‎-好了，小金，我們得去吃午餐…
‎-安靜

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‎我是認真的

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‎萊恩的心地非常善良

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‎你要好好對待他

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‎小金，我以巴尼百貨的香水櫃發誓

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‎安息吧

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‎很好

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‎那我可以正式地說
‎我很喜歡你，歡迎你加入我們家

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‎謝天謝地

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‎我好期待這週末的瘸幫舞會

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‎舞會太棒了，人人都想重溫的活動

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‎重點不是重溫，而是奪回主權

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‎我的舞會經驗很糟
‎我們有三個出櫃的男同志

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‎另外兩個是一對風雲人物情侶

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‎我整晚都坐在露天座位

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‎看著布萊德和安東尼奧
‎跟著3LW的歌跳貼舞

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‎-不會吧
‎-我連畢業舞會照都自己一個人拍

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‎我的天啊，你在做什麼？

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‎萊恩，我保證我會
‎喝偷加酒的飲料到醉，還會和你合照

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‎而且最後一定會跟你上床

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‎想在哪都可以

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‎好啦，快站起來，神經病，我的老天

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‎布萊德和安東尼奧後來怎麼了？

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‎他們在根恩維爾開了一家民宿

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‎其實還蠻時髦的，我們應該去去看

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‎-你想去嗎？
‎-超想

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‎劇名：舞會皇后

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‎我爸很氣我，他從沒對我生過氣

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‎排燈節一定會變成我債主的監獄

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‎排燈節是什麼？

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‎印度的新年

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‎最後都會以暴飲暴食收場
‎因為我們被迫共處一室

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‎就像白人的聖誕節

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‎要我陪妳去嗎？

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‎我可以不出席瘸幫舞會

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‎不行，殘障人士專屬的彌補舞會
‎一生只有一次

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‎我會沒事的，但還是謝謝你

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‎你是個乖孩子

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‎嗨，女神們，你們在忙什麼？

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‎我要用這根手指
‎弄掉我眼睛裡的東西…

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‎嘿，你們聽過剪刀嗎？

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‎剪刀是未來的趨勢

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‎哇，奧莉維亞，妳訂婚了？

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‎你怎麼會問？
‎是因為這個價值十萬美元的戒指嗎？

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‎沒錯，就是這樣
‎我要嫁給我的愛人雷了

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‎開始慶祝我的好消息吧

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‎好，回到正題
‎萊恩，你的瘸幫文章呢？

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‎還沒寫完，我打算寫篇長文

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‎長文，聽起來很有普立茲獎的味道

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‎奧莉維亞的普立茲獎，我喜歡
‎繼續忙吧

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‎奧莉維亞，我們可以多寫一些長文

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‎增加一些文化評論
‎寫些正向的爆紅文章

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‎不用了，妳去找別間公司提案吧

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‎等等，妳不能，因為妳簽了獨家合約

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‎但妳讓萊恩那樣做了

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‎這就叫做性別歧視

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‎她真的是個惡魔

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‎這是男人主宰的世界

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‎好，先警告你
‎我媽是你見過最像個媽的媽媽

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‎-好
‎-她會逼你吃東西

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‎她會深入地刺探你的私生活

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‎她會在你們握手時
‎就開始策畫我們的婚禮

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‎-關鍵是不要鼓勵她說下去
‎-好，我準備好了

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‎-坦納，嘿
‎-嘿

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‎-嗨，媽
‎-嘿

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‎跟巴黎人一樣，歐洲式的

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‎-來吧
‎-謝謝妳，我的天啊

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‎你先請

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‎我不知道這是什麼味道，但很好聞

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‎媽，妳還好嗎？

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‎還好啊，我很好

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‎我都忘了時間
‎我不知道晚餐要做什麼

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‎我最喜歡束腰長袍
‎我精神上也正穿著一套

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‎天啊，這很舒服吧？

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‎我們心有靈犀

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‎不必有壓力
‎我給你們一點時間認識一下

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‎我先去找我的舊燕尾服，馬上回來

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‎-我有義大利麵，你可以煮
‎-我可以煮…妳要不要…

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‎-我們可以煮
‎-我可以幫忙

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‎好

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‎-海耶斯太太…
‎-卡倫

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‎卡倫

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‎我想告訴妳，妳真的是個好媽媽

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‎萊恩是個很棒的人

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‎天啊，其實我對你一無所知

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‎告訴我，你做什麼工作？

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‎我在運動聚會教舞，一週幾堂

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‎真有趣

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‎-對
‎-你沒教課時都在做什麼？

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‎爬山、騎腳踏車

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‎我試著叫萊恩和我一起騎
‎但他顯然不會

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‎我們試過，但是他的腦癱…

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‎什麼…沒錯，當然了，對不起

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‎認識萊恩之前
‎我不太清楚腦性麻痺是什麼

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‎我以為是大腦的問題

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‎是沒錯

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‎對，我知道
‎但我以為那會讓人的心智能力下降

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‎但萊恩不是那樣，妳知道的

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‎老實說，我不認為萊恩有殘疾

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‎我只覺得他是正常人

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‎他兩種都是

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‎好了

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‎比我想要的更緊一點

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‎但那是因為我的肌肉，對吧？

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‎我現在有肌肉了

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‎你好像金剛戰士

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‎切細一點，小心手指，到這裡就沒了

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‎-完美，你真是個好二廚
‎-好

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‎拉維！

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‎-小金，妳好
‎-你好

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‎我真的很想你

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‎-妳好
‎-嗨

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‎你們兩個小朋友

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‎拉維，多說一點工作的事

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‎還順利嗎？

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‎我做的是移民法，很輕鬆，非常輕鬆

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‎但同時也是我這輩子做過
‎壓力最大的事

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‎我每天晚上都會從我的頭皮
‎拔掉一撮頭髮

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‎但那是個好工作
‎你對世界很有貢獻

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‎而且你一年比一年帥氣

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‎小金，他越來越像個黃金單身漢

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‎媽，請妳接受
‎我和拉維永遠不會交往的事實

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‎我們從嬰兒時期就認識了

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‎我還看過他拉在褲子上

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‎別再提我30歲生日派對的事，好嗎？

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‎該死，兄弟，你也是嗎？

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‎我也在我30歲生日時拉在褲子上

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‎骯髒30歲，快來

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‎其實我沒有在我30歲生日時
‎拉在褲子上，兄弟

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‎拉維，我們都很佩服你

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‎在灣區生活很昂貴的

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‎你一定很順遂吧

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‎我只是運氣好
‎因為我爸媽幫我付了法學院的學費

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‎所以我沒有學貸

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‎可是小金，我的天啊

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‎《以購物昇華你對世界的怒氣的
‎九種方法》？

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‎太天才了，我的臉書貼文滿滿都是…

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‎大家都在瘋傳

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‎你們一定很驕傲吧

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‎所以舊金山的瘋狂山丘還在嗎？

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‎妳把奶奶的房子賣了？太棒了

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‎妳覺得她會不會賴在那？

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‎像個易怒又壞心的鬼，或者…

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‎對，她應該會那樣賴在那

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‎聽著，小萊，為了慶祝我賣掉房子

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‎我在卡梅爾租了一間民宿

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‎-只有一個週末而已
‎-我的天啊

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‎-享受人生
‎-天啊，我愛死卡梅爾了

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‎你什麼時候去的？

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‎去年

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‎和理查去的，當然了

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‎媽，理查是坦納的前男友

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‎他很時髦、帥氣，但是年紀很大

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‎-嗯…
‎-你幾歲認識他的？

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‎24歲的時候，當時我剛出櫃

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‎對，怎麼說呢？我有戀父情結

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‎現在我跟一個年輕帥哥在一起
‎他要帶我去參加舞會，所以…

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‎就是我

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‎-嘿，請讓我收拾吧
‎-當然

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‎-全都交給你
‎-沒問題

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‎-謝謝你
‎-不客氣

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‎妳覺得怎麼樣？

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‎你開心，我就開心

189
00:09:35,512 --> 00:09:37,889
‎好，意思就是妳恨死他了？

190
00:09:37,973 --> 00:09:39,641
‎天啊，不是，我不是那意思

191
00:09:39,725 --> 00:09:44,479
‎他是個好人
‎只是他比我想像的更單純

192
00:09:44,563 --> 00:09:45,647
‎他並不單純

193
00:09:46,398 --> 00:09:49,276
‎只是偶爾沒那麼細心，跟我一樣

194
00:09:49,359 --> 00:09:50,819
‎他很有趣的

195
00:09:50,902 --> 00:09:53,655
‎那就別聽我的吧

196
00:09:54,156 --> 00:09:57,409
‎我只是想保護你，他很可愛

197
00:09:57,492 --> 00:09:58,452
‎沒錯

198
00:10:00,287 --> 00:10:02,205
‎以前的我還以為，過上這種生活時

199
00:10:02,289 --> 00:10:07,044
‎我會在某天早上起床
‎看著她說：“妳可以離開嗎？”

200
00:10:07,878 --> 00:10:11,798
‎但我沒有，我想就是因為愛情

201
00:10:13,425 --> 00:10:15,010
‎這句話該寫在賀卡上

202
00:10:15,594 --> 00:10:18,096
‎“我不是真的希望妳走

203
00:10:18,180 --> 00:10:20,932
‎我沒想太多，可是…愛妳的戴夫”

204
00:10:21,016 --> 00:10:23,560
‎好了，你們去死吧

205
00:10:23,644 --> 00:10:24,978
‎你們只是嫉妒

206
00:10:25,062 --> 00:10:28,231
‎因為在場只有我有認真的對象

207
00:10:28,315 --> 00:10:29,608
‎這樣說不公平

208
00:10:29,691 --> 00:10:32,027
‎拉麵以前也有一個超無聊的女友

209
00:10:32,110 --> 00:10:34,029
‎妳好大的膽子

210
00:10:34,112 --> 00:10:37,115
‎拜託，我交過好幾個超無聊的女友

211
00:10:40,035 --> 00:10:44,998
‎嘿，我想說一句
‎爸媽現在對妳好嚴格

212
00:10:45,624 --> 00:10:46,917
‎其實只有爸爸而已

213
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:51,380
‎這還真奇怪，通常只有媽會折磨妳

214
00:10:51,463 --> 00:10:52,297
‎對啊

215
00:10:52,381 --> 00:10:55,384
‎可能是因為他真的太失望了

216
00:10:55,467 --> 00:10:57,302
‎對，我知道，別再說了

217
00:10:57,386 --> 00:10:58,512
‎發生什麼事？

218
00:10:58,595 --> 00:11:01,306
‎剛才的氣氛好奇怪

219
00:11:03,767 --> 00:11:04,976
‎我有個汙點

220
00:11:06,144 --> 00:11:08,313
‎我欠了46000元的信用卡債

221
00:11:09,272 --> 00:11:10,107
‎什麼？

222
00:11:11,733 --> 00:11:12,609
‎小金，這…

223
00:11:13,276 --> 00:11:14,236
‎這數字很大

224
00:11:14,861 --> 00:11:16,530
‎謝謝你，我都不知道

225
00:11:16,613 --> 00:11:21,159
‎至少妳有在處理，妳有負起責任

226
00:11:25,414 --> 00:11:30,252
‎我累死了，所以我要負責任地
‎讓破產的自己上床睡覺

227
00:11:31,086 --> 00:11:32,254
‎晚安，廢物們

228
00:11:34,131 --> 00:11:35,090
‎再見

229
00:11:35,966 --> 00:11:38,677
‎她應該只是要去抽大麻吧

230
00:11:49,646 --> 00:11:50,480
‎有人看到你嗎？

231
00:11:54,943 --> 00:11:55,944
‎謝天謝地

232
00:11:59,573 --> 00:12:01,283
‎-我不會弄
‎-只是一顆釦子而已

233
00:12:01,366 --> 00:12:03,160
‎-比較大的釦子
‎-只是普通的

234
00:12:03,243 --> 00:12:05,662
‎天啊，妳的胸罩一年比一年性感

235
00:12:05,746 --> 00:12:07,247
‎-謝謝
‎-不客氣

236
00:12:07,330 --> 00:12:09,291
‎有人開始修毛了，閃邊去，無毛怪

237
00:12:09,374 --> 00:12:11,168
‎沒錯，而且我要露出來給妳看

238
00:12:12,836 --> 00:12:16,757
‎我不是想冒犯我媽的祈禱室
‎但這是我最愛的排燈節傳統

239
00:12:24,139 --> 00:12:25,098
‎謝謝

240
00:12:28,226 --> 00:12:30,270
‎好，等等，亨利是哪一個？

241
00:12:31,062 --> 00:12:31,897
‎他在那裡

242
00:12:33,148 --> 00:12:35,025
‎好，他超性感的

243
00:12:35,108 --> 00:12:37,319
‎別說了，才發生一次而已

244
00:12:37,402 --> 00:12:38,695
‎-嗯…
‎-我現在和你在一起

245
00:12:38,779 --> 00:12:39,780
‎我知道

246
00:12:40,530 --> 00:12:42,115
‎但他的殘疾是什麼？

247
00:12:43,074 --> 00:12:46,328
‎神經多樣性
‎但他應該不認為自己是殘障

248
00:12:46,828 --> 00:12:47,913
‎來吧，來介紹一下

249
00:12:48,914 --> 00:12:52,250
‎萊恩，你的燕尾服！轉一圈給我看

250
00:12:53,043 --> 00:12:55,462
‎我嗎？沒問題

251
00:12:59,174 --> 00:13:00,133
‎抱歉，天啊

252
00:13:00,217 --> 00:13:03,970
‎這是我男友坦納
‎坦納，他們是姬特、娜塔莉和亨利

253
00:13:04,054 --> 00:13:07,015
‎快說那不是古董候司頓

254
00:13:07,641 --> 00:13:09,810
‎夠了，你敢相信嗎？

255
00:13:09,893 --> 00:13:13,355
‎我都覺得自己可以用輪椅走伸展台了

256
00:13:13,438 --> 00:13:14,606
‎伸展台，親愛的

257
00:13:15,607 --> 00:13:17,067
‎-嘿
‎-嗨

258
00:13:17,651 --> 00:13:19,277
‎-我們可以談談嗎？
‎-好

259
00:13:19,361 --> 00:13:20,195
‎很好

260
00:13:22,697 --> 00:13:24,491
‎-嗨
‎-我只想確定

261
00:13:24,574 --> 00:13:26,535
‎我帶坦納一起來不會很奇怪

262
00:13:27,702 --> 00:13:28,954
‎我覺得你很棒

263
00:13:29,037 --> 00:13:31,957
‎第一次約會時，我也很開心

264
00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:33,834
‎但我只是…坦納和我…

265
00:13:33,917 --> 00:13:36,253
‎聽著，你很可愛

266
00:13:36,962 --> 00:13:40,131
‎但我們只約會一次而已，沒事的

267
00:13:41,007 --> 00:13:44,052
‎-其實我也帶了約會對象來
‎-你帶了約會對象

268
00:13:47,180 --> 00:13:48,348
‎真是太好了

269
00:13:48,849 --> 00:13:52,686
‎-澄清一下，你一點也不生氣？
‎-才不會，天啊

270
00:13:52,769 --> 00:13:55,438
‎-一點也不，我們去拿喝的吧
‎-好

271
00:13:55,522 --> 00:13:57,524
‎我看著她說

272
00:13:57,607 --> 00:14:00,235
‎“好，但喜歡塔可餅不算一種個性”

273
00:14:01,778 --> 00:14:02,654
‎那是…

274
00:14:03,572 --> 00:14:05,782
‎你這樣好像在飲料裡偷加酒的女孩

275
00:14:05,866 --> 00:14:07,325
‎對吧？對了，我是坦納

276
00:14:07,409 --> 00:14:13,039
‎我是亨利，你說得對
‎我加了杜松子酒，這樣才像舞會

277
00:14:14,207 --> 00:14:17,002
‎天啊，亨利，這有加飲料嗎？

278
00:14:17,085 --> 00:14:19,963
‎萊恩，有人嘔吐才算舞會，快來吧

279
00:14:20,463 --> 00:14:22,757
‎看來舞會已經開始了

280
00:14:23,717 --> 00:14:25,594
‎等等，所以妳吐了嗎？

281
00:14:25,677 --> 00:14:26,887
‎別搞壞氣氛

282
00:14:34,603 --> 00:14:37,314
‎小金，玫瑰太多了，這樣很像妓院

283
00:14:37,939 --> 00:14:41,610
‎是嗎？誇張的是玫瑰嗎？
‎妳有沒有看看四周？

284
00:14:43,236 --> 00:14:44,821
‎聽著，女兒

285
00:14:46,281 --> 00:14:47,616
‎我想跟妳談談…

286
00:14:47,699 --> 00:14:51,202
‎再說最後一次，媽
‎慧優體減重是父權的工具

287
00:14:51,286 --> 00:14:52,245
‎不是那件事

288
00:14:52,913 --> 00:14:54,539
‎這次不是，聽著

289
00:14:55,373 --> 00:14:57,334
‎我跟妳爸談過了

290
00:14:57,959 --> 00:14:59,544
‎我們會幫妳還清債務

291
00:15:00,337 --> 00:15:03,506
‎-什麼？
‎-妳值得有個全新的開始

292
00:15:04,215 --> 00:15:06,384
‎就連拉維都有爸媽的資助，所以…

293
00:15:09,971 --> 00:15:11,598
‎媽，妳真是太好了

294
00:15:12,891 --> 00:15:15,268
‎那爸爸呢？他能接受嗎？

295
00:15:16,353 --> 00:15:17,187
‎他會的

296
00:15:17,854 --> 00:15:21,024
‎真的很謝謝妳，媽
‎我保證不會讓妳失望

297
00:15:22,359 --> 00:15:24,945
‎這真的是排燈節奇蹟

298
00:15:25,528 --> 00:15:26,529
‎過來

299
00:15:28,281 --> 00:15:31,534
‎-妳看起來很漂亮
‎-謝謝

300
00:15:31,618 --> 00:15:33,078
‎妳就穿這件？

301
00:15:34,621 --> 00:15:37,374
‎這不會是我的首選，但也可以啦

302
00:15:37,874 --> 00:15:40,335
‎媽，好了，我們本來很開心的

303
00:15:49,803 --> 00:15:51,137
‎很好，親愛的

304
00:15:51,221 --> 00:15:53,890
‎妳真會跳舞

305
00:15:54,766 --> 00:15:56,935
‎妳應該來上我在運動聚會的課

306
00:15:57,018 --> 00:15:58,269
‎聽起來很有趣

307
00:15:58,770 --> 00:16:00,188
‎班上有一個坐輪椅的女孩

308
00:16:00,271 --> 00:16:02,148
‎她叫吉莉安，她超強的

309
00:16:02,232 --> 00:16:03,900
‎大家都受到她的激勵

310
00:16:05,318 --> 00:16:08,488
‎-妳認識她嗎？
‎-吉莉安？當然了

311
00:16:09,072 --> 00:16:14,703
‎我們在“啟發人心的
‎愛跳舞輪椅人士集會”認識的

312
00:16:15,370 --> 00:16:17,706
‎我超愛那個集會

313
00:16:17,789 --> 00:16:18,790
‎對吧

314
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,085
‎好，有誰喝醉了嗎？

315
00:17:30,111 --> 00:17:31,071
‎我們走吧

316
00:17:42,332 --> 00:17:46,336
‎謝謝，我會轉告她的，沒問題

317
00:17:46,419 --> 00:17:49,089
‎謝謝，請拿點東西吃吧

318
00:17:53,843 --> 00:17:57,430
‎爸，我知道現在有點尷尬

319
00:17:57,514 --> 00:17:59,766
‎但謝謝你的錢

320
00:17:59,849 --> 00:18:01,351
‎我真的很感激

321
00:18:01,434 --> 00:18:04,312
‎好，我要去準備祈禱儀式了

322
00:18:04,395 --> 00:18:05,230
‎爸

323
00:18:06,314 --> 00:18:08,691
‎拜託你，跟我談談吧

324
00:18:09,192 --> 00:18:11,653
‎妳要我說什麼，克莉詩瑪？

325
00:18:11,736 --> 00:18:14,197
‎說我們可以為了妳貸二胎房貸？

326
00:18:15,115 --> 00:18:15,949
‎我不知道是那樣

327
00:18:16,032 --> 00:18:18,535
‎我們給了妳和戴夫一個好的生活

328
00:18:18,618 --> 00:18:20,829
‎況且我們初來乍到時什麼都沒有

329
00:18:20,912 --> 00:18:22,956
‎但妳還嫌不夠？

330
00:18:23,456 --> 00:18:26,126
‎你不知道我要付出多少努力才能融入

331
00:18:26,626 --> 00:18:29,295
‎你很容易就能融入
‎因為你只和印度人來往

332
00:18:29,379 --> 00:18:30,755
‎並不是那樣

333
00:18:31,464 --> 00:18:34,300
‎嘿，莎麗塔、蘇尼，排燈節快樂
‎請進來吧

334
00:18:36,928 --> 00:18:41,516
‎爸，我很感激
‎你和媽為我們做的一切，可是…

335
00:18:42,267 --> 00:18:44,269
‎來到這裡不能一勞永逸

336
00:18:44,352 --> 00:18:45,895
‎只是創造了新的問題

337
00:18:46,521 --> 00:18:49,482
‎美國是資本主義的地獄，你不懂

338
00:18:50,150 --> 00:18:52,777
‎我必須呈現出某種樣貌
‎才有機會成功

339
00:18:52,861 --> 00:18:54,279
‎而那需要花錢

340
00:18:54,362 --> 00:18:55,989
‎我懂

341
00:18:56,072 --> 00:18:59,075
‎剛來的時候，我格格不入
‎直到現在也一樣

342
00:18:59,742 --> 00:19:02,537
‎但我一向很清楚自己是誰

343
00:19:04,247 --> 00:19:05,790
‎我本以為妳也是

344
00:19:21,472 --> 00:19:23,892
‎好，誰想去外面抽根大麻？

345
00:19:24,559 --> 00:19:25,727
‎我不抽大麻

346
00:19:25,810 --> 00:19:28,938
‎但我可以負責把風
‎以免有人扮成老師，想揭穿我們

347
00:19:30,315 --> 00:19:32,984
‎趁著艾咪過來之前快去吧

348
00:19:33,067 --> 00:19:35,570
‎她超煩的，她根本不是殘障人士

349
00:19:35,653 --> 00:19:36,863
‎她只是戴眼鏡而已

350
00:19:37,363 --> 00:19:38,781
‎我們要等坦納嗎？

351
00:19:40,533 --> 00:19:41,659
‎應該沒關係

352
00:19:41,743 --> 00:19:42,577
‎我也這樣想

353
00:20:00,845 --> 00:20:04,224
‎小金，維叔叔一直跟我說
‎他前列腺肥大的事

354
00:20:04,307 --> 00:20:05,767
‎現在輪到妳對付他了

355
00:20:05,850 --> 00:20:07,101
‎不要，走開

356
00:20:07,185 --> 00:20:09,479
‎妳乾脆來吸我10公分的老二好了

357
00:20:09,562 --> 00:20:14,275
‎戴夫！再說一次，我是你妹妹
‎你不能對我說那種鬼話

358
00:20:15,109 --> 00:20:16,194
‎這還真公平

359
00:20:22,492 --> 00:20:23,326
‎妳知道…

360
00:20:24,035 --> 00:20:26,246
‎好，剛才…

361
00:20:27,872 --> 00:20:30,166
‎我本來想找妳去浴室做愛

362
00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:33,211
‎但戴夫害我再也沒心情了

363
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:35,505
‎應該把他安樂死才對

364
00:20:36,047 --> 00:20:36,923
‎沒錯

365
00:20:39,050 --> 00:20:39,926
‎妳還好嗎？

366
00:20:41,761 --> 00:20:43,096
‎我只想一個人靜一靜

367
00:20:44,514 --> 00:20:45,348
‎好吧

368
00:20:49,936 --> 00:20:50,937
‎妳很漂亮

369
00:20:51,771 --> 00:20:54,065
‎我說真的，妳很可口

370
00:20:54,565 --> 00:20:56,901
‎而且妳很耀眼，超刺眼的

371
00:20:56,985 --> 00:20:59,779
‎我的老天，妳在發光

372
00:21:05,243 --> 00:21:09,914
‎超棒的，寫關於我殘疾的文章
‎讓我宣洩了我的怒氣

373
00:21:09,998 --> 00:21:13,251
‎那也是我第一次真心喜歡我的工作

374
00:21:13,334 --> 00:21:15,378
‎你就像殘障界的瓊蒂蒂安

375
00:21:15,461 --> 00:21:18,339
‎-《向伯利恆匍匐前進》
‎-謝謝你

376
00:21:18,423 --> 00:21:21,092
‎-我的天啊
‎-寶貝，你去哪了？

377
00:21:21,175 --> 00:21:23,594
‎抱歉，大家出去抽大麻了

378
00:21:23,678 --> 00:21:24,971
‎我喜歡大麻

379
00:21:25,054 --> 00:21:26,014
‎真的嗎？

380
00:21:26,097 --> 00:21:28,433
‎我不喜歡，但我想跟你待在一起

381
00:21:29,767 --> 00:21:32,312
‎我也想跟你待在一起
‎我們去跳舞吧？

382
00:21:32,395 --> 00:21:33,730
‎-你想嗎？
‎-想

383
00:21:54,792 --> 00:21:57,837
‎-我們開動吧
‎-這就對了

384
00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:58,921
‎開動吧

385
00:22:03,134 --> 00:22:04,385
‎媽，爸

386
00:22:05,178 --> 00:22:06,012
‎等一下

387
00:22:08,097 --> 00:22:09,640
‎什麼事？怎麼了？

388
00:22:11,517 --> 00:22:12,727
‎我不能收你們的錢

389
00:22:13,394 --> 00:22:15,646
‎我被債務拖垮就已經夠噁心了

390
00:22:15,730 --> 00:22:17,440
‎我不能害你們也被拖垮

391
00:22:18,524 --> 00:22:20,234
‎我很堅強，我會想出辦法的

392
00:22:23,654 --> 00:22:27,033
‎女兒，妳想住在家裡多久都可以

393
00:22:27,575 --> 00:22:30,203
‎聽起來不像承諾，比較像是威脅
‎但還是謝謝你

394
00:22:30,286 --> 00:22:32,121
‎-我很感激
‎-來吧

395
00:22:34,248 --> 00:22:35,917
‎妳有東西掉在角落

396
00:22:39,712 --> 00:22:40,630
‎那是戴夫的

397
00:22:47,553 --> 00:22:49,806
‎好，我們該跳傳統的舞會舞

398
00:22:49,889 --> 00:22:52,225
‎還是親熱一下？

399
00:22:52,308 --> 00:22:53,810
‎娜塔莉不喜歡我

400
00:22:54,394 --> 00:22:55,353
‎沒關係啦

401
00:22:55,937 --> 00:22:57,855
‎她看我的眼神超兇惡

402
00:22:57,939 --> 00:22:59,315
‎這個嘛…

403
00:23:00,817 --> 00:23:04,821
‎-怎樣？
‎-你跟她說的話不太恰當

404
00:23:04,904 --> 00:23:07,573
‎你說那個坐輪椅的女生激勵了大家

405
00:23:07,657 --> 00:23:10,243
‎還問她們是否認識

406
00:23:10,326 --> 00:23:11,536
‎那有什麼不對？

407
00:23:12,161 --> 00:23:14,247
‎寶貝，這就跟一個直男

408
00:23:14,330 --> 00:23:16,791
‎問你是否認識全世界的男同志一樣

409
00:23:16,874 --> 00:23:18,709
‎我只是想表示友善

410
00:23:18,793 --> 00:23:19,919
‎我該怎麼做？

411
00:23:20,628 --> 00:23:22,422
‎再努力一點

412
00:23:31,013 --> 00:23:32,140
‎-抱歉
‎-沒關係

413
00:23:33,891 --> 00:23:36,018
‎好，笑一個

414
00:23:44,527 --> 00:23:45,361
‎找到她了

415
00:23:45,903 --> 00:23:46,946
‎-嗨
‎-嘿

416
00:23:50,658 --> 00:23:52,493
‎聽說妳拒絕了妳爸媽的救助

417
00:23:54,287 --> 00:23:56,205
‎在排燈節，消息真是不脛而走

418
00:23:56,289 --> 00:23:59,917
‎沒錯，這是繼戴夫和納塔拉詹太太
‎有一腿後，最大條的八卦了

419
00:24:00,001 --> 00:24:02,545
‎他們真的很契合，到現在還在聯絡

420
00:24:02,628 --> 00:24:03,754
‎太噁心了

421
00:24:05,548 --> 00:24:07,216
‎這週末跟你玩得很開心

422
00:24:07,717 --> 00:24:09,177
‎真希望你能多留一天

423
00:24:11,804 --> 00:24:12,638
‎是啊

424
00:24:15,516 --> 00:24:17,268
‎這樣說可能有點褻瀆，可是

425
00:24:18,144 --> 00:24:21,689
‎或許排燈節發生的事
‎不一定要留在排燈節？

426
00:24:23,107 --> 00:24:24,775
‎我下週末要去奧海鎮

427
00:24:26,402 --> 00:24:27,737
‎也許妳想跟我一起去？

428
00:24:29,030 --> 00:24:33,493
‎我不知道，你覺得我們能
‎在我爸媽家以外的地方做愛嗎？

429
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,537
‎我願意努力找出答案

430
00:24:45,213 --> 00:24:47,840
‎（排燈節快樂）

431
00:24:49,634 --> 00:24:51,802
‎好，大家請注意

432
00:24:56,098 --> 00:24:57,558
‎聽我說，賤人們

433
00:24:58,893 --> 00:25:01,312
‎準備宣布今年的舞會皇后

434
00:25:02,855 --> 00:25:04,232
‎得獎者是…請下鼓聲

435
00:25:05,608 --> 00:25:08,694
‎姬特！因為派對是她辦的
‎也是她出錢的

436
00:25:11,239 --> 00:25:12,490
‎我的天啊

437
00:25:15,034 --> 00:25:19,413
‎險中求勝，真是不敢相信

438
00:25:20,998 --> 00:25:22,667
‎坡道在哪裡？

439
00:25:24,210 --> 00:25:25,044
‎艾咪！

440
00:25:25,127 --> 00:25:28,047
‎-拜託，妳就只有一個任務而已
‎-一個而已

441
00:25:28,965 --> 00:25:32,176
‎好吧，大家和我一起來舞池跳舞

442
00:25:35,638 --> 00:25:38,432
‎你的笨男友可以邀你跳這支舞嗎？

443
00:25:39,559 --> 00:25:40,393
‎當然

444
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:51,237
‎抱歉我失控了，你說的對，我搞砸了

445
00:25:52,196 --> 00:25:54,490
‎-坦納，你不需要這樣
‎-沒關係

446
00:25:55,283 --> 00:25:56,492
‎我不屬於這裡

447
00:25:57,243 --> 00:25:58,661
‎這是你的地盤，而…

448
00:26:00,079 --> 00:26:04,083
‎我應該退一步，讓你盡情發揮

449
00:26:04,166 --> 00:26:05,585
‎我不想要那樣

450
00:26:06,085 --> 00:26:08,004
‎我希望你也和我朋友當朋友

451
00:26:08,921 --> 00:26:10,131
‎我和理查試過了

452
00:26:10,214 --> 00:26:12,717
‎有時能夠成功，有時就是不行

453
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,218
‎不必跟每個人都合得來

454
00:26:14,302 --> 00:26:16,804
‎在感情中保持一點獨立是件好事

455
00:26:17,930 --> 00:26:19,974
‎對，這很合理

456
00:26:20,474 --> 00:26:21,726
‎-對吧？
‎-對

457
00:26:22,226 --> 00:26:23,936
‎信任是很棒的

458
00:26:25,021 --> 00:26:25,855
‎我愛你

459
00:26:27,523 --> 00:26:28,691
‎我愛你

460
00:26:34,155 --> 00:26:34,989
‎好

461
00:26:35,656 --> 00:26:37,742
‎我要走了，可能會喝杯睡前酒

462
00:26:38,618 --> 00:26:39,452
‎就你自己？

463
00:26:39,952 --> 00:26:40,786
‎對

464
00:26:41,954 --> 00:26:43,414
‎我和你在一起最開心了，寶貝

465
00:26:45,958 --> 00:26:46,792
‎好

466
00:26:55,092 --> 00:26:56,135
‎坦納，等等

467
00:26:57,094 --> 00:26:59,680
‎這太蠢了，我當然要跟你一起走

468
00:27:01,891 --> 00:27:02,933
‎你確定？

469
00:27:03,017 --> 00:27:03,851
‎對

470
00:27:06,479 --> 00:27:07,313
‎太好了

471
00:28:22,596 --> 00:28:24,598
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