1 00:00:13,034 --> 00:00:14,952 [bright instrumental music playing] 2 00:00:26,964 --> 00:00:29,133 [music fades] 3 00:00:29,216 --> 00:00:30,134 [keyboard clicking] 4 00:00:32,553 --> 00:00:34,680 -What? -Guess what we're doing today. 5 00:00:34,764 --> 00:00:37,850 I don't know. Writing until my brain feels like gibbity-gobbity-goop? 6 00:00:38,434 --> 00:00:42,021 I got us tickets to the Malibu wine safari! 7 00:00:42,104 --> 00:00:45,191 Wait, is that when you go wine tasting with zebras? 8 00:00:45,274 --> 00:00:46,901 And Stanley, the bisexual giraffe. 9 00:00:46,984 --> 00:00:49,278 Animals identifying as bisexual is so important. 10 00:00:49,361 --> 00:00:50,946 -Representation matters. -I agree. 11 00:00:51,030 --> 00:00:54,033 But I can't. I gotta work on my disability article today. 12 00:00:54,116 --> 00:00:58,579 Come on. All work and no rosé makes Ryan a dull boy. 13 00:00:59,121 --> 00:01:00,039 [Ryan chuckles] 14 00:01:00,748 --> 00:01:02,625 [sighs dramatically] Okay, fine. I'm in. 15 00:01:02,708 --> 00:01:03,542 Woo! 16 00:01:06,629 --> 00:01:09,632 Oh, you two are so cute. 17 00:01:09,715 --> 00:01:12,176 Seriously, you're like a walking It Gets Better ad. 18 00:01:12,259 --> 00:01:14,887 [both] Aww! Thank you! 19 00:01:14,970 --> 00:01:16,222 And it just got worse. 20 00:01:16,305 --> 00:01:19,558 Okay, you smell amazing, by the way. Is that Tom Ford? 21 00:01:19,642 --> 00:01:21,769 Soleil Blanc? You fuckin' know it. 22 00:01:21,852 --> 00:01:24,105 [Kim sniffs] Do I smell Tuscan Leather? 23 00:01:24,188 --> 00:01:27,775 Your nose. What? Yes! Wait, you know what it smells like, right? 24 00:01:27,858 --> 00:01:29,985 -Duh. Cocaine. -Yes! 25 00:01:30,069 --> 00:01:33,823 Wait, hold up. You're distracting me with all this high-end fragrance talk, 26 00:01:33,906 --> 00:01:35,407 but I need to be serious. 27 00:01:35,491 --> 00:01:38,577 I know you and Ryan went through some Gays Gone Wild shit, 28 00:01:38,661 --> 00:01:40,955 and I just need to confirm that that's over 29 00:01:41,038 --> 00:01:44,041 and that your intentions with my son are entirely honorable. 30 00:01:44,125 --> 00:01:46,001 Okay, Kim, we gotta go to lunch-- 31 00:01:46,085 --> 00:01:48,420 Silence! I'm being serious. 32 00:01:49,338 --> 00:01:51,799 Ryan has a gorgeous, huge heart. 33 00:01:52,299 --> 00:01:53,926 You gotta be good to it. 34 00:01:54,635 --> 00:01:59,014 Kim, I swear on the entire fragrance counter at Barney's. 35 00:01:59,098 --> 00:02:00,599 RIP. [kisses] 36 00:02:02,768 --> 00:02:03,727 Okay, great. 37 00:02:03,811 --> 00:02:07,231 Then I can officially say I'm obsessed with you. Welcome to the family! 38 00:02:07,731 --> 00:02:08,983 -Thank God! -[Kim] Oh! 39 00:02:09,066 --> 00:02:11,485 [Ryan] I am so excited for Crips Prom this weekend. 40 00:02:11,569 --> 00:02:15,030 [sarcastically] Yay, prom. An event everyone wants to relive. 41 00:02:15,114 --> 00:02:17,283 It's not about reliving. It's about reclaiming. 42 00:02:17,366 --> 00:02:20,411 My prom was awful. I was one of three out gay men. 43 00:02:20,494 --> 00:02:23,080 The other two were this insanely popular couple. 44 00:02:23,164 --> 00:02:27,751 I basically spent it in the bleachers watching Brad and Antonio grind to 3LW. 45 00:02:27,835 --> 00:02:28,878 -Ugh. -No! 46 00:02:28,961 --> 00:02:31,964 -I even took my prom photo alone. -[Tanner gasps] 47 00:02:33,674 --> 00:02:35,467 Oh my God, what are you doing? 48 00:02:35,551 --> 00:02:40,681 Ryan, I promise to get drunk on spiked punch and take a photo with you, 49 00:02:40,764 --> 00:02:44,101 and I will definitely put out at the end. You can put it anywhere. 50 00:02:44,185 --> 00:02:46,896 Oh my God, okay. Get up, psycho. God. 51 00:02:49,857 --> 00:02:54,653 -Whatever happened to Brad and Antonio? -Oh, they opened a B&B in Guernesville. 52 00:02:55,779 --> 00:02:57,823 It's actually really chic. We should go. 53 00:02:57,907 --> 00:02:59,116 -Can we go? -Yeah, totally. 54 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:02,953 [indie pop music playing] 55 00:03:07,541 --> 00:03:10,836 My dad is so mad at me. And he's never mad at me. 56 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:12,880 Diwali's gonna be my debtor's prison. 57 00:03:12,963 --> 00:03:14,089 What's Diwali? 58 00:03:14,173 --> 00:03:15,466 It's Indian New Year. 59 00:03:15,549 --> 00:03:18,677 We end up overeating 'cause we're forced to be around each other. 60 00:03:18,761 --> 00:03:21,639 -Like white people at Christmas. -Do you want me to go with you? 61 00:03:21,722 --> 00:03:23,098 I can always skip Crip Prom. 62 00:03:23,182 --> 00:03:27,102 No! You only get one makeup, disability-focused prom. 63 00:03:27,186 --> 00:03:28,437 I'll be okay. 64 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:30,773 But thank you. You're a nice boy! 65 00:03:30,856 --> 00:03:32,358 [laughing] 66 00:03:32,942 --> 00:03:35,194 Hey, divas. What are you working on? 67 00:03:35,277 --> 00:03:39,823 I just need to get something out of my eye with this finger, and-- 68 00:03:39,907 --> 00:03:42,576 Hey, you guys, um, heard of scissors? 69 00:03:43,702 --> 00:03:45,704 [Olivia] I think they're the future. 70 00:03:45,788 --> 00:03:48,290 [forced] Wow, Olivia. Did you get engaged? 71 00:03:48,374 --> 00:03:51,752 Oh, why do you ask? Is it this $100,000 ring? 72 00:03:51,835 --> 00:03:54,713 Yes, it's true. I'm very much marrying my lover, Ray. 73 00:03:54,797 --> 00:03:56,423 Commence celebrating my good news. 74 00:03:59,301 --> 00:04:02,471 Okay, back to business. Ryan, where is your piece on the Crips? 75 00:04:02,554 --> 00:04:05,975 Oh, it's not finished yet. I'm gonna go in a long-form direction. 76 00:04:06,058 --> 00:04:08,602 Long-form. That sounds like a Pulitzer. 77 00:04:08,686 --> 00:04:11,397 A Pulitzer for Olivia. I like it. Carry on. 78 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:14,483 You know, Olivia, we could do more long-form. 79 00:04:14,566 --> 00:04:18,404 Up our cultural commentary. Have stuff that goes viral for the right reasons. 80 00:04:18,487 --> 00:04:21,991 [snores] Pass. You can pitch that stuff someplace else. 81 00:04:22,074 --> 00:04:24,535 Wait, you can't, because your contract is exclusive. 82 00:04:25,202 --> 00:04:27,246 You literally just let Ryan do it. 83 00:04:27,329 --> 00:04:29,581 That's called sexism. 84 00:04:29,665 --> 00:04:30,582 [clicks tongue] 85 00:04:31,625 --> 00:04:32,876 She's an actual demon. 86 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:34,128 It's a man's world. 87 00:04:34,962 --> 00:04:39,258 Okay, fair warning. My mom is the mommiest mom to have ever mommed. 88 00:04:39,341 --> 00:04:41,051 -Okay. -She will force you to eat. 89 00:04:41,135 --> 00:04:43,846 She'll ask deep, probing questions about your personal life. 90 00:04:43,929 --> 00:04:46,849 She'll be planning our wedding by the time you guys shake hands. 91 00:04:46,932 --> 00:04:49,351 -The key is, don't encourage her. -Okay, I'm ready. 92 00:04:49,435 --> 00:04:50,936 -[music playing] -[she gasps] 93 00:04:51,020 --> 00:04:52,896 -Tanner! Hey! -Hey. 94 00:04:52,980 --> 00:04:55,566 -Hi, Mom. -Hey, hey, hey! 95 00:04:55,649 --> 00:04:56,984 -[she air kisses] -[Ryan] Oh! 96 00:04:57,067 --> 00:04:58,610 Parisian. From Europe. 97 00:04:58,694 --> 00:05:01,238 -Hey, come. -Thank you. Oh my God. 98 00:05:01,322 --> 00:05:02,323 Please, after you. 99 00:05:02,406 --> 00:05:04,616 [Mom] I don't know the scent, but it's wonderful. 100 00:05:04,700 --> 00:05:07,077 Mom, um, are you okay? 101 00:05:07,161 --> 00:05:09,538 Yeah. No, I'm fine. I'm fine. 102 00:05:09,621 --> 00:05:13,334 The time got away from me. I don't even know what I'm gonna make for dinner. 103 00:05:13,417 --> 00:05:16,503 Well, I love the caftan. Spiritually, I am wearing this as well. 104 00:05:16,587 --> 00:05:18,672 God, it just feels good, right? 105 00:05:18,756 --> 00:05:20,549 -[Mom] We're connected! -[Tanner laughs] 106 00:05:20,632 --> 00:05:24,094 Okay, uh, no pressure, but I'm gonna give you a minute to live, laugh, bond 107 00:05:24,178 --> 00:05:26,680 while I go look for my old prom tux, so BRB. 108 00:05:26,764 --> 00:05:27,639 [Tanner chuckles] 109 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:30,559 [hesitates] I… 110 00:05:30,642 --> 00:05:34,730 -I have pasta that you could make. -I can make-- You wanna-- 111 00:05:34,813 --> 00:05:36,273 -We could make. -I can help you. 112 00:05:36,357 --> 00:05:37,483 Okay. 113 00:05:43,864 --> 00:05:44,698 [Mom giggles] 114 00:05:44,782 --> 00:05:46,283 -Mrs. Hayes, I want-- -Karen. 115 00:05:46,367 --> 00:05:47,201 Karen. 116 00:05:47,701 --> 00:05:50,287 I wanted to tell you that you killed it on the mom front. 117 00:05:50,371 --> 00:05:51,538 Ryan is incredible. 118 00:05:52,289 --> 00:05:53,123 Mmm. 119 00:05:53,207 --> 00:05:57,044 Oh, God, I'm--  You know, I don't really know anything about you. 120 00:05:57,127 --> 00:05:58,420 Tell me, what do you do? 121 00:05:58,504 --> 00:06:01,465 I teach dance at the Sweat Circle a few times a week. 122 00:06:01,548 --> 00:06:02,549 Oh, that's fun. 123 00:06:02,633 --> 00:06:04,885 -Yeah. -What about when you're not doing that? 124 00:06:04,968 --> 00:06:06,970 Oh, you know, go for hikes, ride my bike. 125 00:06:07,471 --> 00:06:10,849 I tried getting Ryan to come on a ride. He apparently doesn't know how? 126 00:06:11,934 --> 00:06:14,603 Well, we tried. We did. But with the CP… 127 00:06:15,270 --> 00:06:18,482 Sorr-- Yes. What? Of course. Sorry. [laughs nervously] 128 00:06:20,067 --> 00:06:24,196 You know, I didn't really know what cerebral palsy was before I met Ryan. 129 00:06:24,279 --> 00:06:25,697 I thought it was a brain thing. 130 00:06:26,281 --> 00:06:27,157 Yeah, it is. 131 00:06:27,241 --> 00:06:30,244 Yes, I know, but I thought it made you, like, mentally slow. 132 00:06:30,828 --> 00:06:33,038 And that's not Ryan. You know. 133 00:06:33,622 --> 00:06:37,251 Honestly, I don't even think of Ryan as disabled. I think of him as normal. 134 00:06:38,377 --> 00:06:41,046 -Well, he's kind of both. -[Ryan] Okay. 135 00:06:41,130 --> 00:06:43,632 It fits a little tighter than I would have liked, 136 00:06:43,715 --> 00:06:46,135 but, um, that's just 'cause of my muscles, right? 137 00:06:46,218 --> 00:06:47,719 -[Mom] Wow! -[Ryan grunts] 138 00:06:48,679 --> 00:06:49,638 I have muscles now. 139 00:06:49,721 --> 00:06:51,807 [Mom] You look like a Power Ranger. 140 00:06:54,351 --> 00:06:57,563 Make them nice and thin. Careful of your fingers near the end. 141 00:06:58,147 --> 00:07:00,691 -Perfect. You're the perfect sous chef. -Okay. 142 00:07:00,774 --> 00:07:02,818 -Ravi! -Kim! 143 00:07:02,901 --> 00:07:06,071 -[Kim and Ravi in slow motion] Hello-o-o! -Oh my God. 144 00:07:06,155 --> 00:07:11,034 [in slow motion] I really missed you. 145 00:07:11,118 --> 00:07:12,536 [Ravi mimics explosion] 146 00:07:12,619 --> 00:07:14,913 -Hello. -[laughs] Hi! 147 00:07:14,997 --> 00:07:18,542 You two kids. So, Ravi, tell us a little bit more about work. 148 00:07:18,625 --> 00:07:19,835 [Mom] How's it going? 149 00:07:19,918 --> 00:07:23,630 Uh, well, it's immigration law, so, um, chill. It's very chill 150 00:07:23,714 --> 00:07:26,633 and also the most stressful thing I've ever done in my life. 151 00:07:26,717 --> 00:07:29,553 I literally pull clumps of hair out of my scalp every night. 152 00:07:29,636 --> 00:07:32,222 It's still a good job, you're doing good in the world, 153 00:07:32,306 --> 00:07:34,266 and you're getting handsomer every year. 154 00:07:34,349 --> 00:07:37,311 Kim, he's turning out to be quite the eligible bachelor. 155 00:07:37,394 --> 00:07:41,523 Mom, please accept the fact that Ravi and I will never date. 156 00:07:41,607 --> 00:07:43,692 We've known each other since we were babies. 157 00:07:43,775 --> 00:07:45,027 I've seen him poop his pants. 158 00:07:45,110 --> 00:07:48,530 All right! Let's not bring up my 30th birthday party, okay? 159 00:07:48,614 --> 00:07:50,782 Oh, fuck, bro, you too? 160 00:07:50,866 --> 00:07:54,578 I shit myself on my 30th birthday. Dirty thirty, come on. 161 00:07:54,661 --> 00:07:57,873 I didn't really shit myself on my 30th birthday, bro. 162 00:07:59,166 --> 00:08:02,044 Well, we're all very impressed with you, Ravi. 163 00:08:02,127 --> 00:08:05,339 Living in the Bay Area is very expensive. You must be doing well. 164 00:08:05,422 --> 00:08:10,427 I'm just lucky, 'cause my parents paid for law school so I didn't have any loans. 165 00:08:12,304 --> 00:08:14,973 Uh, but, Kim, whoa. My goodness. 166 00:08:15,057 --> 00:08:19,061 Nine Ways to Sublimate Your Rage About the State of the World By Shopping? 167 00:08:19,144 --> 00:08:22,940 Genius. All over my Facebook feed. It was like-- [mimics explosion] 168 00:08:23,023 --> 00:08:24,191 Blowing up. 169 00:08:24,274 --> 00:08:25,901 You guys must be so proud. 170 00:08:27,069 --> 00:08:31,114 So San Francisco still has those crazy hills? 171 00:08:33,659 --> 00:08:36,745 You sold Grandma's house? That's amazing. 172 00:08:36,828 --> 00:08:40,290 Do you think she'll, like, haunt it, like a mean, crabby ghost, or… 173 00:08:40,374 --> 00:08:43,418 Yeah, I guess… [chuckles] …that's the way she would haunt it! 174 00:08:43,502 --> 00:08:46,713 Listen, Ry, just to celebrate selling the house, 175 00:08:46,797 --> 00:08:49,800 I rented an Airbnb in Carmel. 176 00:08:49,883 --> 00:08:51,635 -[Tanner gasps] -Just for the weekend. 177 00:08:51,718 --> 00:08:55,055 -Oh my God. Eat, pray, love it. -Oh my God, I'd die for Carmel. 178 00:08:55,138 --> 00:08:56,306 When did you go? 179 00:08:57,099 --> 00:08:58,809 -Last year. -[Ryan] Oh. 180 00:08:58,892 --> 00:09:01,019 With Richard. Of course. 181 00:09:01,103 --> 00:09:04,147 Um, Mom, Richard is Tanner's ex-boyfriend, 182 00:09:04,231 --> 00:09:08,277 and, um, he's very chic, very handsome, but very old. 183 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:10,988 -[chuckles] Well-- -So how old were you when you met? 184 00:09:11,071 --> 00:09:13,240 When I was 24, and fresh out the closet. 185 00:09:13,323 --> 00:09:15,742 Yeah. What can I say? I have daddy issues. 186 00:09:15,826 --> 00:09:19,413 Now I'm with a hot young thing who's taking me to prom, so… 187 00:09:19,496 --> 00:09:20,622 That's me. 188 00:09:20,706 --> 00:09:23,458 -Oh, hey, please, let me get these. -Oh, sure. 189 00:09:23,542 --> 00:09:25,127 -You can. Do it all. -I will. 190 00:09:25,210 --> 00:09:27,921 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 191 00:09:30,424 --> 00:09:32,134 [eagerly] So what do you think? 192 00:09:32,718 --> 00:09:34,386 If you're happy, I'm happy. 193 00:09:35,512 --> 00:09:37,889 Okay, translation, you hate his guts? 194 00:09:37,973 --> 00:09:39,641 Oh God, no. I'm not saying that. 195 00:09:39,725 --> 00:09:44,479 He's a great guy. He's just a little more simple than I thought. 196 00:09:44,563 --> 00:09:45,814 He's not simple. 197 00:09:46,315 --> 00:09:47,232 He's just… 198 00:09:47,316 --> 00:09:50,819 He's just not in his head all the time, like me, you know? He's fun. 199 00:09:50,902 --> 00:09:53,655 Don't listen to me then. I-- Yeah. 200 00:09:54,156 --> 00:09:57,409 I'm just being protective. He's adorable. 201 00:09:57,492 --> 00:09:58,660 He is. 202 00:10:00,287 --> 00:10:02,289 [Dev] I used to think that one of these days, 203 00:10:02,372 --> 00:10:05,459 I would just wake up and look at her and be like, 204 00:10:05,542 --> 00:10:07,294 "Can you please leave?" 205 00:10:07,878 --> 00:10:11,798 But I haven't, and I think it's because it's love, you know? 206 00:10:11,882 --> 00:10:15,010 -[Ravi laughs] -[Kim] Wow! Put it on a Hallmark card! 207 00:10:15,093 --> 00:10:18,096 "Uh, I don't really want you to leave." 208 00:10:18,180 --> 00:10:20,932 "I haven't given it much thought, but-- Love, Dev." 209 00:10:21,016 --> 00:10:23,560 All right, fuck y'all. 210 00:10:23,644 --> 00:10:24,978 Y'all are just jealous 211 00:10:25,062 --> 00:10:28,231 'cause I'm the only one here who's in a committed relationship. 212 00:10:28,315 --> 00:10:29,608 Hey, that's not fair. 213 00:10:29,691 --> 00:10:32,027 Ravioli used to have that boring-ass girlfriend. 214 00:10:32,110 --> 00:10:34,029 How dare you? 215 00:10:34,112 --> 00:10:37,115 Yo, I've had many boring girlfriends. 216 00:10:37,199 --> 00:10:38,867 [laughs] 217 00:10:40,035 --> 00:10:44,998 Yo, can I just say, Mom and Dad are being so harsh on you right now. 218 00:10:45,624 --> 00:10:46,917 Actually, no, it's just Dad, 219 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:51,380 which is so weird, because usually Mom's the one who's, like, barebacking your ass. 220 00:10:51,463 --> 00:10:52,297 Yeah. 221 00:10:52,381 --> 00:10:55,384 It's probably 'cause he's just, you know, really disappointed. 222 00:10:55,467 --> 00:10:58,512 -Yeah, I know. Drop it. -[Ravi] What is going on? 223 00:10:58,595 --> 00:11:01,306 It was a really weird vibe earlier. 224 00:11:01,390 --> 00:11:02,474 [Kim exhales deeply] 225 00:11:03,767 --> 00:11:05,185 I have a scarlet number. 226 00:11:06,144 --> 00:11:08,313 I'm $46,000 in credit card debt. 227 00:11:09,356 --> 00:11:10,190 What? 228 00:11:11,733 --> 00:11:12,609 Kim, that's-- 229 00:11:13,276 --> 00:11:14,236 That's a lot. 230 00:11:14,319 --> 00:11:16,530 [sarcastically] Oh, thank you. I wasn't aware. 231 00:11:16,613 --> 00:11:19,825 I mean, at least you're, um, you're taking care of it. 232 00:11:19,908 --> 00:11:21,159 You're being responsible. 233 00:11:22,536 --> 00:11:23,370 [exhales] 234 00:11:25,414 --> 00:11:30,502 Well, I'm exhausted, so now I'm going to responsibly take my broke ass to bed. 235 00:11:31,086 --> 00:11:32,254 Night, losers. 236 00:11:34,131 --> 00:11:35,340 -[Dev] Bye. -[Ravi sighs] 237 00:11:35,966 --> 00:11:38,677 She's just gonna take the joint, I guess. 238 00:11:42,639 --> 00:11:43,598 [knocking at door] 239 00:11:49,646 --> 00:11:50,480 Anyone see you? 240 00:11:54,943 --> 00:11:55,944 [Ravi] Thank God. 241 00:11:56,570 --> 00:11:57,904 -[Ravi sighs] -[Kim giggles] 242 00:11:58,697 --> 00:12:00,741 -Uh, I can't do that. -It's just a button. 243 00:12:00,824 --> 00:12:03,201 -Maybe 'cause they're bigger. -It's a regular button. 244 00:12:03,285 --> 00:12:05,662 Oh my Lord, your bras get sexier every year. 245 00:12:05,746 --> 00:12:07,247 -Oh, thank you. -You're welcome. 246 00:12:07,330 --> 00:12:09,291 Someone started trimming. Go off, manscaper. 247 00:12:09,374 --> 00:12:11,752 I did, and I'm flexing. [grunts] 248 00:12:12,836 --> 00:12:16,965 No offense to my mom's ladoo, but this is my favorite Diwali tradition. 249 00:12:19,843 --> 00:12:23,555 -[upbeat music playing] -[cheering and whistling] 250 00:12:24,139 --> 00:12:25,098 [Ryan] Thank you. 251 00:12:28,226 --> 00:12:30,604 Okay, so, wait, which one's Henry? 252 00:12:30,687 --> 00:12:31,897 Oh, he's over there. 253 00:12:33,106 --> 00:12:35,025 [Tanner] Right, so he's, like, very hot. 254 00:12:35,108 --> 00:12:37,694 -Stop. That was a one-time thing. -Well… 255 00:12:37,778 --> 00:12:39,780 -I'm with you. -I know. 256 00:12:40,530 --> 00:12:42,282 What's his disability though? 257 00:12:42,365 --> 00:12:46,745 Um, he's neurodiverse, but I don't think he'd, like, identify as disabled. 258 00:12:46,828 --> 00:12:48,330 Come on, let's meet everyone. 259 00:12:48,914 --> 00:12:52,250 Ryan! Your tux! Do a twirl for me. 260 00:12:52,334 --> 00:12:55,295 [gasps] Who, me? Okay. 261 00:12:55,378 --> 00:12:57,506 -[cheering] -[Tanner] Oh, twirled it! 262 00:12:59,174 --> 00:13:00,175 Oh, sorry. Oh my God. 263 00:13:00,258 --> 00:13:03,970 This is Tanner, my boyfriend. Tanner, meet Kit, Natalie, and Henry. 264 00:13:04,054 --> 00:13:07,015 Okay, tell me this is not vintage Halston right now. 265 00:13:07,641 --> 00:13:09,810 -Stop! Can you believe? -[Tanner] Okay. 266 00:13:09,893 --> 00:13:13,355 I feel like I could wheel my fine ass down the runway right now! 267 00:13:13,438 --> 00:13:14,606 [Tanner] Runway, honey! 268 00:13:15,607 --> 00:13:17,067 -Hey. -Hi. 269 00:13:17,150 --> 00:13:19,277 -Um, can we, uh, talk for a second? -Yeah. 270 00:13:19,361 --> 00:13:20,195 Okay, cool. 271 00:13:23,073 --> 00:13:27,118 So I just wanted to make sure that it's not weird that I brought Tanner here. 272 00:13:27,702 --> 00:13:28,995 I think you're amazing, 273 00:13:29,079 --> 00:13:33,166 and I had such a great time on our first date, and I just-- 274 00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:36,253 -Tanner and I have his-- -Look, you are so cute. 275 00:13:36,962 --> 00:13:40,340 But we only went out once. It's so chill. 276 00:13:41,007 --> 00:13:44,052 -And actually I did bring a date. -Oh, you brought a date. 277 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:46,721 [chuckles] 278 00:13:46,805 --> 00:13:48,765 Wow, I love that for you. 279 00:13:48,849 --> 00:13:52,686 -Just to clarify, you're not upset at all? -No. Oh my God. 280 00:13:52,769 --> 00:13:55,438 -Not at all. Let's grab a drink. -Okay. 281 00:13:55,522 --> 00:13:57,524 [Tanner] And I just looked at her and I was like, 282 00:13:57,607 --> 00:14:00,235 "Okay, but liking tacos isn't a personality." 283 00:14:00,318 --> 00:14:01,695 [laughing] 284 00:14:01,778 --> 00:14:02,654 Like, that's-- 285 00:14:03,572 --> 00:14:06,366 You look like the girl who spikes the punch. Are you? 286 00:14:06,449 --> 00:14:07,909 -I'm Tanner, by the way. -Henry. 287 00:14:07,993 --> 00:14:13,039 And you're right. I used schnapps for maximum prom authenticity. 288 00:14:13,123 --> 00:14:14,124 [whooping] 289 00:14:14,207 --> 00:14:17,002 Oh my God, Henry, is there any punch in here at all? 290 00:14:17,085 --> 00:14:19,963 Ryan, it's not prom unless someone pukes. Come on, babe. 291 00:14:20,463 --> 00:14:23,633 Looks like prom already started! [laughs] 292 00:14:23,717 --> 00:14:25,594 Wait, does that mean you vomited? 293 00:14:25,677 --> 00:14:26,887 Don't make it weird. 294 00:14:28,638 --> 00:14:31,433 [lively instrumental music playing] 295 00:14:34,311 --> 00:14:37,856 Oh, Kim. Too many roses. It looks like a bordello. 296 00:14:37,939 --> 00:14:40,400 Really? This is what's setting it over the edge? 297 00:14:40,483 --> 00:14:42,736 -Have you taken a look around? -[Mom hesitates] 298 00:14:43,236 --> 00:14:45,363 Listen, dikri, um, 299 00:14:46,281 --> 00:14:47,616 I wanted to talk to you-- 300 00:14:47,699 --> 00:14:51,202 For the last time, Mom, Weight Watchers is a tool of the patriarchy. 301 00:14:51,286 --> 00:14:52,370 Oh, no, not that. 302 00:14:52,454 --> 00:14:53,788 Uh, for now. 303 00:14:53,872 --> 00:14:54,706 Listen, 304 00:14:55,373 --> 00:14:57,542 I spoke to your dad, and… 305 00:14:58,084 --> 00:14:59,544 we're going to pay off your debt. 306 00:15:00,337 --> 00:15:03,506 -What? -You deserve a fresh start. 307 00:15:04,215 --> 00:15:06,718 And even Ravi had some help from his parents, so… 308 00:15:09,971 --> 00:15:11,598 Mom, that is so kind. 309 00:15:12,891 --> 00:15:15,268 Well, where's Dad? Is he cool with it? 310 00:15:16,353 --> 00:15:17,187 He will be. 311 00:15:17,854 --> 00:15:21,024 Thank you so much, Mom. I promise I won't let you down. 312 00:15:21,107 --> 00:15:22,275 [sighs] 313 00:15:22,359 --> 00:15:24,945 Wow. This really is a Diwali miracle. 314 00:15:25,028 --> 00:15:26,529 [chuckles softly] Come here. 315 00:15:27,614 --> 00:15:31,534 -[sighs] You look beautiful. -Thank you. 316 00:15:31,618 --> 00:15:34,120 And this is… this is what you're wearing, hmm? 317 00:15:34,621 --> 00:15:37,791 [hesitates] It wouldn't have been my first choice, but okay. 318 00:15:37,874 --> 00:15:40,377 Mom, come on. We were having a good moment. 319 00:15:41,503 --> 00:15:46,174 [upbeat pop music playing] 320 00:15:49,803 --> 00:15:51,137 [Tanner] Yes, babe! 321 00:15:51,221 --> 00:15:53,890 Okay, you are an amazing dancer. 322 00:15:53,974 --> 00:15:56,935 [chuckles] You should come to my class at the Sweat Circle. 323 00:15:57,018 --> 00:15:58,645 Ooh, that sounds fun. 324 00:15:58,728 --> 00:16:02,148 We already have a girl in a wheelchair. Her name's Jillian, she kills it. 325 00:16:02,232 --> 00:16:03,900 Everyone is just so inspired by her. 326 00:16:05,318 --> 00:16:07,070 -Do you know her? -Jillian? 327 00:16:07,153 --> 00:16:08,989 [sarcastically] Of course! [laughs] 328 00:16:09,072 --> 00:16:14,703 We met at the Inspirational People In Wheelchairs Who Like To Dance Convention. 329 00:16:15,370 --> 00:16:17,706 I fucking love that convention. 330 00:16:17,789 --> 00:16:19,207 [Natalie] I know, right. 331 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,085 Okay, is anyone drunk yet? 332 00:16:23,420 --> 00:16:26,214 -[electro pop music playing] -[whooping] 333 00:16:26,297 --> 00:16:29,884 -♪ Hey Annie, you used to be ♪ -[whistling] 334 00:16:30,468 --> 00:16:34,097 ♪ The only girl to take it seriously ♪ 335 00:16:34,180 --> 00:16:35,098 [whooping] 336 00:16:35,181 --> 00:16:38,601 -♪ Come on, Annie, tell us your trick ♪ -[cheering] 337 00:16:39,269 --> 00:16:43,023 ♪ On how you keep on Getting boys to stick ♪ 338 00:16:43,106 --> 00:16:43,940 [whooping] 339 00:16:44,024 --> 00:16:47,402 ♪ Okay, I'll tell you why I never look back ♪ 340 00:16:47,485 --> 00:16:48,570 [cheering] 341 00:16:48,653 --> 00:16:52,032 ♪ It's my selection It's my pick of the pack ♪ 342 00:16:53,074 --> 00:16:56,453 -♪ Well, hot dog, I'm a chewing machine ♪ -[whistling and cheering] 343 00:16:57,203 --> 00:17:00,749 ♪ It makes me smile And it keeps my teeth clean ♪ 344 00:17:00,832 --> 00:17:03,001 -♪ Oh no, oh no ♪ -[whooping] 345 00:17:03,501 --> 00:17:06,087 -♪ You've got it all wrong ♪ -[woman] Oh, no! 346 00:17:06,171 --> 00:17:09,841 ♪ You think you're chocolate When you're chewing gum ♪ 347 00:17:09,924 --> 00:17:12,218 -♪ Oh no, oh no ♪ -[cheering] 348 00:17:12,761 --> 00:17:14,220 ♪ A slip of the tongue ♪ 349 00:17:15,263 --> 00:17:18,433 ♪ You think you're chocolate But you're chewing gum ♪ 350 00:17:18,516 --> 00:17:21,394 -♪ Oh no, oh no ♪ -[cheering fades] 351 00:17:21,478 --> 00:17:23,438 -♪ You've got it all wrong… ♪ 352 00:17:24,731 --> 00:17:26,483 [women murmur disapprovingly] 353 00:17:26,566 --> 00:17:28,735 [music continues playing] 354 00:17:28,818 --> 00:17:30,987 [groans] Let's go. 355 00:17:33,198 --> 00:17:36,659 ♪ You think you're chocolate But you're chewing gum ♪ 356 00:17:36,743 --> 00:17:38,119 ♪ Oh no ♪ 357 00:17:42,332 --> 00:17:44,125 [Dad] Thank you. I'll tell her. 358 00:17:44,209 --> 00:17:46,336 I'll tell her that you said that, absolutely. 359 00:17:46,419 --> 00:17:49,089 Thank you. Please have something to eat. Thank you. 360 00:17:53,843 --> 00:17:57,430 Hey, Dad, I know things are awkward right now, 361 00:17:57,514 --> 00:17:59,766 but thank you so much for the money. 362 00:17:59,849 --> 00:18:01,351 I-I really appreciate it. 363 00:18:01,434 --> 00:18:04,312 Okay. I need to get everything ready for the shripada. 364 00:18:04,395 --> 00:18:05,230 Dad! 365 00:18:06,314 --> 00:18:09,109 Please, just talk to me. 366 00:18:09,192 --> 00:18:11,653 What do you want me to say, Karishma? 367 00:18:11,736 --> 00:18:14,197 That it's okay we took out a second mortgage for this? 368 00:18:15,115 --> 00:18:15,949 I didn't know-- 369 00:18:16,032 --> 00:18:18,535 We built a good life for you and Dev, 370 00:18:18,618 --> 00:18:20,829 especially considering what we came here with, 371 00:18:20,912 --> 00:18:23,373 and it's still not good enough for you? 372 00:18:23,456 --> 00:18:26,543 You don't know all the things I have to do just to fit in. 373 00:18:26,626 --> 00:18:29,295 You always fit in because you only hang out with Indian people. 374 00:18:29,379 --> 00:18:30,755 That's not true. 375 00:18:31,464 --> 00:18:34,551 Hey, Sarita, Sunil, happy Diwali. Welcome. Please come. 376 00:18:36,928 --> 00:18:41,516 Look, Dad, I appreciate everything you and Mom did for us, but… 377 00:18:42,267 --> 00:18:45,895 coming here didn't solve all the problems. It just created new ones. 378 00:18:46,521 --> 00:18:49,482 America is a capitalist hell. You don't get it. 379 00:18:50,150 --> 00:18:52,902 I have to present a certain way in order to be successful, 380 00:18:52,986 --> 00:18:54,279 and that takes money. 381 00:18:54,362 --> 00:18:55,989 I do get it. 382 00:18:56,072 --> 00:18:59,242 When I came here, I stuck out just like you, and I still do. 383 00:18:59,742 --> 00:19:02,537 But I've always known who I am. 384 00:19:04,247 --> 00:19:05,790 And I thought you did too. 385 00:19:14,799 --> 00:19:16,926 [upbeat music playing] 386 00:19:17,010 --> 00:19:19,554 ♪ Can I have a taste of your ice cream? ♪ 387 00:19:21,472 --> 00:19:23,892 Okay, who wants to go outside and smoke a joint? 388 00:19:23,975 --> 00:19:25,727 Ooh, I don't smoke pot, 389 00:19:25,810 --> 00:19:28,938 but I can be on the lookout for pretend teachers looking to bust us. 390 00:19:29,022 --> 00:19:30,231 [laughing] 391 00:19:30,315 --> 00:19:32,984 Okay, let's go before Amy tries to join us. 392 00:19:33,067 --> 00:19:35,570 She's so annoying. She's not even disabled. 393 00:19:35,653 --> 00:19:36,779 She just wears glasses. 394 00:19:36,863 --> 00:19:38,781 Um, should we wait for Tanner? 395 00:19:40,533 --> 00:19:41,659 I think we're fine. 396 00:19:41,743 --> 00:19:42,577 Me too. 397 00:19:42,660 --> 00:19:45,371 ♪ Can I interfere in your crisis? ♪ 398 00:19:45,455 --> 00:19:48,124 ♪ No, mind your own business ♪ 399 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,669 ♪ Can you hear those people behind me? ♪ 400 00:19:52,587 --> 00:19:55,131 ♪ Looking at your feelings inside me ♪ 401 00:19:56,132 --> 00:19:58,176 ♪ Listen to the distance between… ♪ 402 00:19:58,259 --> 00:20:00,220 -[music playing] -[footsteps approach] 403 00:20:00,845 --> 00:20:04,224 Yo, Kim, Uncle V won't stop telling me about his enlarged prostate. 404 00:20:04,307 --> 00:20:07,101 -[Dev] It is your turn to deal with him. -No. Go away. 405 00:20:07,185 --> 00:20:09,479 Why don't you suck my four-inch cock? 406 00:20:09,562 --> 00:20:10,605 Dev! 407 00:20:10,688 --> 00:20:14,275 Again, I am your sister. You cannot say shit like that to me. 408 00:20:15,109 --> 00:20:16,194 Yeah, that's fair. 409 00:20:21,908 --> 00:20:23,952 Wow, I-- You know… [sighs] 410 00:20:24,035 --> 00:20:26,246 Okay. That was-- Well-- 411 00:20:27,872 --> 00:20:30,166 I was gonna say we should have sex in the bathroom, 412 00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:32,669 but I think Dev ruined the mood for, like, ever. 413 00:20:32,752 --> 00:20:33,836 [Kim laughs] 414 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:35,964 He needs to be put down. 415 00:20:36,047 --> 00:20:36,923 Yeah. 416 00:20:39,050 --> 00:20:39,926 Are you okay? 417 00:20:41,761 --> 00:20:43,388 I think I just want to be alone. 418 00:20:44,514 --> 00:20:45,348 All right. 419 00:20:47,809 --> 00:20:48,643 [kisses] 420 00:20:49,936 --> 00:20:50,937 You're beautiful. 421 00:20:51,771 --> 00:20:54,482 Seriously. You are delicious. 422 00:20:54,565 --> 00:20:59,779 And you're shining. Like, super bright. I mean, my goodness. You're glowing. 423 00:21:05,243 --> 00:21:09,914 Amazing. This article about my disability, it's just opened this cathartic anger 424 00:21:09,998 --> 00:21:13,251 and, I don't know, it's the first time I really have truly loved my job. 425 00:21:13,334 --> 00:21:15,378 You're like the Joan Didion of disabilities. 426 00:21:15,461 --> 00:21:18,298 -Limping Towards Bethlehem, babe. -[chuckles] Thank you. 427 00:21:18,381 --> 00:21:19,215 Oh my God. 428 00:21:19,299 --> 00:21:21,092 Hey, babe. Where were you? 429 00:21:21,175 --> 00:21:23,594 Sorry. Everyone went outside to smoke pot. 430 00:21:23,678 --> 00:21:26,014 -I love pot. -Really? 431 00:21:26,097 --> 00:21:28,433 No, not at all, but I wanna hang out with you. 432 00:21:29,017 --> 00:21:32,312 Aw, I wanna hang out with you too. Let's, uh, go dance? 433 00:21:32,395 --> 00:21:33,730 -Yeah, you want to? -Yeah. 434 00:21:33,813 --> 00:21:39,110 [chanting] 435 00:21:44,949 --> 00:21:51,247 [chanting continues] 436 00:21:51,956 --> 00:21:53,833 [silence] 437 00:21:54,792 --> 00:21:57,837 -Accha, let's eat. -That's what I'm talking about. 438 00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:58,921 [Dad] Please. 439 00:21:59,797 --> 00:22:01,007 [Mom laughs] 440 00:22:03,134 --> 00:22:04,385 [Kim] Mom, Dad. 441 00:22:04,469 --> 00:22:06,012 Uh, wait. 442 00:22:08,097 --> 00:22:09,640 What is it? What's going on? 443 00:22:11,517 --> 00:22:12,894 I can't take your money. 444 00:22:13,394 --> 00:22:15,646 It's gross enough my debt is messing my life up. 445 00:22:15,730 --> 00:22:17,857 I can't let it mess up yours too. 446 00:22:18,608 --> 00:22:20,234 I'm scrappy. I'll figure it out. 447 00:22:23,654 --> 00:22:27,492 Dikri, you can stay at home as long as you need to. 448 00:22:27,575 --> 00:22:30,203 Sounds more like a threat than a promise, but thank you. 449 00:22:30,286 --> 00:22:32,121 -I do appreciate it. -[Mom] Come, come. 450 00:22:32,205 --> 00:22:34,165 [Mom chuckles softly] 451 00:22:34,248 --> 00:22:36,084 You dropped something in the corner. 452 00:22:39,754 --> 00:22:40,630 That's Dev's. 453 00:22:41,381 --> 00:22:42,757 [pop music playing] 454 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:45,051 [camera clicks] 455 00:22:47,553 --> 00:22:49,806 Okay, should we do a traditional prom pose, 456 00:22:49,889 --> 00:22:52,225 or should we just, like, make out? 457 00:22:52,308 --> 00:22:53,810 Natalie doesn't like me. 458 00:22:53,893 --> 00:22:55,353 Oh, that's fine. 459 00:22:55,937 --> 00:22:57,855 She gave me full murderer eyes. 460 00:22:57,939 --> 00:22:59,315 Yeah, well… 461 00:23:00,817 --> 00:23:04,821 -What? -What you said to her, it wasn't great. 462 00:23:04,904 --> 00:23:07,573 When you said the woman in a wheelchair was an inspiration, 463 00:23:07,657 --> 00:23:10,243 and then you asked if she knew her. 464 00:23:10,326 --> 00:23:11,536 What's wrong with that? 465 00:23:12,161 --> 00:23:14,247 Babe, that's like when a straight person 466 00:23:14,330 --> 00:23:16,791 assumes you know every gay person who's ever lived. 467 00:23:16,874 --> 00:23:18,709 I was just trying to be nice. 468 00:23:18,793 --> 00:23:20,086 What should I do? 469 00:23:20,628 --> 00:23:22,422 Just… try harder. 470 00:23:31,013 --> 00:23:32,140 -Sorry. -It's okay. 471 00:23:33,891 --> 00:23:36,018 Okay, big smiles! 472 00:23:36,602 --> 00:23:37,478 [camera clicks] 473 00:23:42,483 --> 00:23:43,484 [footsteps approach] 474 00:23:44,485 --> 00:23:45,820 [Ravi] There she is. 475 00:23:45,903 --> 00:23:47,280 -Hi. -Hey. 476 00:23:50,741 --> 00:23:52,869 Heard you turned down your parents' bailout. 477 00:23:53,494 --> 00:23:56,164 Oh, news gets around fast at Diwali. 478 00:23:56,247 --> 00:23:59,917 Oh yeah. It's the hottest goss since Dev made out with Mrs. Natarajan. 479 00:24:00,001 --> 00:24:02,545 They had a real connection. They still keep in touch. 480 00:24:02,628 --> 00:24:03,754 That's so gross. 481 00:24:05,548 --> 00:24:09,469 I had fun with you this weekend. I wish you could stay another day. 482 00:24:11,804 --> 00:24:12,638 I know. 483 00:24:15,516 --> 00:24:17,477 This might be sacrilege, but, um… 484 00:24:18,144 --> 00:24:21,856 maybe what happens at Diwali doesn't need to stay at Diwali? 485 00:24:23,107 --> 00:24:24,942 I'm going to Ojai next weekend. 486 00:24:26,402 --> 00:24:27,987 Maybe you want to come with me? 487 00:24:28,988 --> 00:24:29,906 I don't know. 488 00:24:30,406 --> 00:24:33,618 Do you think we could even have sex away from my parents' house? 489 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,621 I'm willing to put in the hard work to find out. 490 00:24:47,924 --> 00:24:49,550 -[music playing] -[loud chatter] 491 00:24:49,634 --> 00:24:51,802 Okay, attention everyone. 492 00:24:51,886 --> 00:24:54,680 [music and chatter continuing] 493 00:24:56,098 --> 00:24:57,475 [screams] Listen up, bitches! 494 00:24:57,558 --> 00:24:58,851 [chatter fades] 495 00:24:58,935 --> 00:25:01,270 It's time to announce this year's prom queen. 496 00:25:02,355 --> 00:25:04,232 [gasps] It's-- Drumroll, please. 497 00:25:04,315 --> 00:25:05,525 [rhythmic tapping] 498 00:25:05,608 --> 00:25:08,694 Kit! Since she organized and paid for the party. 499 00:25:08,778 --> 00:25:10,530 -[cheering] -[Ryan] Oh! 500 00:25:11,113 --> 00:25:12,490 [Ryan] Oh my God! 501 00:25:12,573 --> 00:25:14,450 [whooping] 502 00:25:15,034 --> 00:25:19,413 Against all the odds. I can't believe it. 503 00:25:20,998 --> 00:25:22,667 Where the fuck is the ramp? 504 00:25:22,750 --> 00:25:24,126 [crowd gasps] 505 00:25:24,210 --> 00:25:25,044 Amy! 506 00:25:25,127 --> 00:25:28,297 -Jesus, you had one job. -One job. 507 00:25:28,965 --> 00:25:32,176 Well, everyone just join me for a dance on the floor. 508 00:25:32,843 --> 00:25:35,555 [gentle indie pop music playing] 509 00:25:35,638 --> 00:25:38,224 Can your dummy boyfriend please have this dance? 510 00:25:39,559 --> 00:25:40,393 Yeah, sure. 511 00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:51,362 I'm sorry I spun out back there. You were right. I fucked up. 512 00:25:52,196 --> 00:25:54,699 -Tanner, you don't need to do this. -No, it's fine. 513 00:25:55,283 --> 00:25:56,492 I don't belong here. 514 00:25:57,243 --> 00:25:58,661 This is your gig, and… 515 00:26:00,079 --> 00:26:04,083 I should honestly just stay away from it and let you do your thing. 516 00:26:04,166 --> 00:26:08,004 No, but I don't want you to. I want you to be friends with my friends. 517 00:26:08,921 --> 00:26:10,131 I tried that with Richard, 518 00:26:10,214 --> 00:26:12,717 and sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn't. 519 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,218 You don't have to merge everything. 520 00:26:14,302 --> 00:26:16,971 It's good to have some independence in a relationship. 521 00:26:17,930 --> 00:26:19,974 Yeah. That makes sense. 522 00:26:20,474 --> 00:26:22,143 -It does, right? -Yeah. 523 00:26:22,226 --> 00:26:23,936 It'll be good. Trust. 524 00:26:25,021 --> 00:26:25,855 I love you. 525 00:26:27,523 --> 00:26:28,691 I love you. 526 00:26:28,774 --> 00:26:30,568 [music ends] 527 00:26:30,651 --> 00:26:31,736 [whooping] 528 00:26:31,819 --> 00:26:34,071 [upbeat music begins] 529 00:26:34,155 --> 00:26:37,783 All right, I'm gonna get out of here, maybe grab a nightcap. 530 00:26:38,618 --> 00:26:39,452 Alone? 531 00:26:39,952 --> 00:26:40,786 Yeah. 532 00:26:41,454 --> 00:26:43,414 I had the best time with you, babe. 533 00:26:45,958 --> 00:26:46,792 Okay. 534 00:26:55,092 --> 00:26:56,135 Tanner, stop. 535 00:26:57,094 --> 00:27:00,014 This is dumb. Come on. Of course I'll go with you. 536 00:27:01,891 --> 00:27:02,933 Are you sure? 537 00:27:03,017 --> 00:27:03,851 Yeah. 538 00:27:06,479 --> 00:27:07,313 Great. 539 00:27:11,859 --> 00:27:17,990 [ambient instrumental music playing] 540 00:27:29,627 --> 00:27:35,591 [ambient instrumental music continues]