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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎一，二，三，四

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‎五，六，七，八

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‎粉紅公主，她好香

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‎不論腦癱，就他的年紀而言
‎他的語言能力很好

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‎但他什麼時候會走路？

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‎我越來越擔心，他五歲了

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‎我買了助行器，但他還是不願意碰

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‎我們還不知道萊恩的腦癱
‎會有什麼生理上的症狀

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‎妳得做好心理準備
‎萊恩可能永遠不會走路

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‎太糟糕了

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‎我要抱你，把你抱緊緊

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‎嗨

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‎天啊，妳真是個變態

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‎你小時候也會做出這種表情

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‎-妳很喜歡這樣，對吧？
‎-是啊

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‎這就是我需要的

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‎美好的早晨抱抱

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‎媽，我今早看到一個保險廣告時
‎眼眶真的泛淚了

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‎因為那個人長得很像坦納

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‎我會好起來嗎？

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‎當然

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‎但我必須說，你明知道他有男朋友

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‎媽，這樣講沒有幫助

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‎對不起，你說的對

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‎好，我要放棄了

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‎卡倫，我想了很多，我發現…

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‎萊恩

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‎我的乖孩子

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‎看到你們團圓
‎讓我的靈魂變得好有力量

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‎今天是和解的日子

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‎你媽和我昨晚有些不快
‎但我準備好療癒了

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‎那太好了，我們見過嗎？

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‎當然，我跟你說過坦雅的事

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‎你還是小寶寶時，她和我們一起住

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‎我們還一起泡澡，你記得嗎？
‎你當時好鬆軟

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‎我不記得了

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‎鬆軟的小海豹

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‎對，我們是護理學校的同學

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‎總之，她現在住在這裡

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‎卡倫，我昨晚看到蘇珊
‎把她的東西搬出菲爾的家

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‎我看他們已經結束了

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‎坦雅，好了，妳要吃早餐嗎？

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‎當然，該死

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‎是鬆餅，我本來很想吃法式吐司的

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‎我可以幫妳做

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‎那太好了

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‎不麻煩就好，謝謝妳

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‎喂？

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‎是的，我是卡倫

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‎我的天啊

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‎對

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‎沒事吧？

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‎外婆中風了

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‎她過世了

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‎我的天啊，不會吧

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‎不會吧…

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‎劇名：千刀萬剮

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‎我爸失去雙親之後跟我說了同樣的話

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‎真抱歉我剛才崩潰了

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‎只是這一切觸發了我的情緒

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‎因為我也在去年失去我媽

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‎妳知道，悲傷是一輩子的

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‎-沒關係
‎-我會…

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‎卡倫，別擔心，好嗎？妳不用擔心

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‎我會利用我的痛苦
‎幫助妳走過妳的痛苦

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‎其實我注意到妳剛才沒有哭

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‎-沒關係，那沒有關係…
‎-坦雅

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‎妳還在消化情緒，這很正常

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‎外婆每週六都會提醒我
‎她的喪禮計畫在哪裡

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‎“親愛的卡倫

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‎妳讀到這裡時，我已經過世了

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‎希望不是在安養院

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‎我絕對不會答應住進那裡

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‎我的喪禮要辦在聖瓦倫丁教堂”

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‎教堂？她有信教嗎？

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‎我不知道，有時候吧

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‎“我希望儀式肅穆

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‎不可以有非必要的嘻笑”

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‎不好玩的喪禮？

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‎夠了，小萊

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‎“我希望妳穿上

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‎我在萊恩一歲生日時
‎買給妳的可愛洋裝

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‎聚會上要有冷盤

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‎隨附詳細的菜單

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‎並且要在我家舉行”

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‎不覺得在我們家比較合理嗎？

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‎不，這是她想要的

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‎好

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‎萊恩，我們去看看臥室和浴室的狀況

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‎好嗎？走吧

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‎媽？

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‎媽

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‎妳還好嗎？

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‎我沒事，只是有很多事要做

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‎我們得去禮儀社、買花、打給親戚

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‎我來打掃吧

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‎妳要我做什麼都可以

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‎那你跟我一起去拆床單，來吧

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‎看，這是她高中畢業典禮的時候

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‎天啊

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‎她真漂亮

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‎-真的
‎-是啊

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‎-遺照就用這張吧
‎-我…

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‎你說要讓我睡沙發，真是太體貼了
‎謝謝你

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‎什麼？我沒有…我沒有說

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‎別生氣，她很寂寞嘛

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‎好

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‎媽

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‎我還能做些什麼嗎？

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‎我是作家，我可以幫忙寫悼詞

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‎我處理好了

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‎好，妳要寫什麼？

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‎我發現我不太了解外婆的人生

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‎她有什麼嗜好？

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‎她有我

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‎然後…差不多就這樣

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‎她還加入過讀書會

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‎但她被踢出去了，他們把她趕走

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‎他們為了《百年孤寂》算不算淫穢
‎而大吵一架

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‎她不覺得淫穢

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‎她很喜歡…

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‎浪漫，大概就是這樣

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‎她就是存在而已

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‎我們休息一下吧

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‎妳知道誰總是過得比妳差嗎？

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‎-誰？
‎-桑雅摩根

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‎對，我們錯過了
‎《紐約嬌妻》的前半段

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‎-真是的
‎-我去弄點喝的

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‎小萊，我…

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‎在想…

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‎是那個有一點像坦納的保險廣告演員

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‎對不起

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‎沒關係，喝點紅酒會好一點

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‎衛星電視太貴了

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‎媽？

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‎先是橘子，現在又是這個

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‎腦癱又發威了

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‎對不起

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‎小萊，有些事你確實做不到

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‎但這不是其中之一

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‎那妳為什麼沒教過我？

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‎我試過了，但你總是想辦法逃避

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‎-好，那妳現在可以教我嗎？
‎-不行

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‎我自己來比較輕鬆

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‎去吧

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‎要怎麼弄？

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‎-告訴我
‎-我要彩虹

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‎萊恩，你看這個，好像小小的雪花

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‎太難過了…

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‎-把這個放進挖土機裡
‎-萊恩

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‎看，外婆買了新玩具給你

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‎-來
‎-不准用爬的

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‎用走的來拿

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‎媽，他不會走路

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‎妳繼續這樣呵護他，他永遠學不會

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‎沒錯，來吧

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‎快來

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‎對，來吧，很好

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‎非常好，沒錯

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‎-媽媽
‎-沒事的

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‎-等等，我要…
‎-乖孩子

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‎看到了吧？真是好極了

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‎好了

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‎我站不起來

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‎你要…

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‎-嗨
‎-卡倫，嗨

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‎聽著

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‎我媽剛過世了

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‎我不想一個人，所以…

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‎我很遺憾

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‎來吧

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‎聽著，媽

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‎我思考了妳說的

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‎妳為我做了很多，我只是想幫妳

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‎可以至少讓我負責處理
‎聚會的食物之類的？

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‎那就太好了

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‎你可以順便打理
‎外婆瞻仰遺容時要穿的衣服嗎？

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‎知道是哪一件吧？

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‎白色洋裝，沒問題

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‎我會讓妳滿意的，我保證

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‎好的一面是，我以高過市價的價格
‎賣出了我的紅底鞋

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‎-這算賺到了
‎-對吧？

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‎-是啊
‎-小金？

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‎嘿

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‎你還好吧？

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‎我沒事

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‎妳怎麼會來？

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‎我知道卡倫很傷心
‎所以我提議來做晚餐

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‎對，我可能忘了告訴你

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‎你們沒聯絡的時候
‎你媽和我變成朋友了

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‎我做了你最愛的包餡貝殼麵給她吃

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‎我的包餡貝殼麵？

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‎我一吃就明白你為什麼喜歡那道菜

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‎超美味，抱歉，你在氣我嗎？

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‎通常來說，我會生氣，可是

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‎妳剛被甩，妳媽剛過世
‎所以這次就算了

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‎鷹嘴豆馬薩拉

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‎好拗口

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‎難得有人幫我做飯，謝謝妳

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‎我很榮幸

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‎我覺得我可以睡上一個禮拜

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‎妳就放輕鬆吧，我來洗碗

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‎親愛的，經過昨晚那件事
‎還是由小金來洗吧

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‎媽，我會洗碗

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‎我來洗吧，沒問題

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‎我會做飯又會打掃，誰快來娶我回家

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‎別氣我這樣問妳，但妳還好嗎？

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‎我不知道

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00:12:25,307 --> 00:12:26,141
‎我懂了

211
00:12:27,392 --> 00:12:30,270
‎我媽過世時，大家都以為我在哀悼

212
00:12:31,062 --> 00:12:32,147
‎但我只覺得很麻木

213
00:12:33,523 --> 00:12:35,442
‎就是那樣

214
00:12:35,525 --> 00:12:39,863
‎我無法相信
‎我失去了人生中最重要的人

215
00:12:40,405 --> 00:12:44,826
‎妳知道，我媽是個貼心的好人

216
00:12:44,910 --> 00:12:47,329
‎她天生就很有母愛

217
00:12:48,413 --> 00:12:49,873
‎她照顧著我們的一切

218
00:12:50,749 --> 00:12:53,126
‎我還是不覺得
‎有誰可以像我媽那樣愛我

219
00:12:56,671 --> 00:12:57,923
‎我明白你的意思

220
00:13:26,743 --> 00:13:27,619
‎請進

221
00:13:31,081 --> 00:13:33,458
‎一句話都別說

222
00:13:40,882 --> 00:13:41,716
‎海耶斯小姐

223
00:13:42,259 --> 00:13:43,176
‎好漂亮的洋裝

224
00:13:44,427 --> 00:13:46,972
‎棺材已經準備好了，請您看一下

225
00:13:48,765 --> 00:13:49,683
‎我的天啊

226
00:13:50,517 --> 00:13:52,185
‎天啊，萊恩

227
00:13:52,269 --> 00:13:54,396
‎小萊，你做了什麼？

228
00:13:54,479 --> 00:13:57,357
‎你忘了襯裙

229
00:13:57,440 --> 00:14:00,443
‎她全部都露出來了

230
00:14:03,071 --> 00:14:04,072
‎我的天啊

231
00:14:05,073 --> 00:14:08,034
‎媽，我怎麼會知道？妳沒告訴我

232
00:14:08,118 --> 00:14:12,205
‎我沒想到我必須解釋服裝的基本原理

233
00:14:13,373 --> 00:14:16,877
‎先生，我們改採閉棺儀式

234
00:14:18,503 --> 00:14:19,421
‎謝謝你

235
00:14:27,137 --> 00:14:28,471
‎對不起，媽

236
00:14:28,555 --> 00:14:29,723
‎沒關係

237
00:14:30,599 --> 00:14:32,851
‎或許該讓小金負責服裝

238
00:14:32,934 --> 00:14:33,894
‎什麼？

239
00:14:33,977 --> 00:14:36,438
‎我說說罷了，換作是她就不會搞砸

240
00:14:37,272 --> 00:14:39,357
‎別這麼幼稚

241
00:14:41,860 --> 00:14:43,445
‎-妳好，唐妮兒
‎-嗨

242
00:14:44,487 --> 00:14:46,990
‎我的天啊，她穿紅色洋裝

243
00:14:47,073 --> 00:14:48,283
‎那當然了

244
00:14:48,366 --> 00:14:49,200
‎妳好

245
00:14:50,577 --> 00:14:52,704
‎看看妳，穿著這身衣服

246
00:14:54,039 --> 00:14:55,749
‎這真是…太好了

247
00:14:55,832 --> 00:14:58,084
‎可以請妳發下這個嗎？

248
00:14:59,127 --> 00:15:01,588
‎沒辦法，我有腕隧道症候群

249
00:15:01,671 --> 00:15:03,798
‎我以為妳知道，對不起

250
00:15:03,882 --> 00:15:05,133
‎我知道今天很難熬

251
00:15:07,844 --> 00:15:11,097
‎-小金，謝謝妳來
‎-不客氣

252
00:15:11,181 --> 00:15:13,683
‎可以幫我發節目單嗎？

253
00:15:13,767 --> 00:15:14,893
‎-當然
‎-謝謝妳

254
00:15:14,976 --> 00:15:15,977
‎-嘿
‎-嗨

255
00:15:17,854 --> 00:15:19,397
‎媽，不是我幼稚

256
00:15:19,481 --> 00:15:21,650
‎我只是說妳和小金的感情很好

257
00:15:21,733 --> 00:15:23,985
‎相較於我，妳更信任她的辦事能力

258
00:15:24,069 --> 00:15:26,488
‎請別讓今天的焦點變成你

259
00:15:26,571 --> 00:15:29,240
‎這是我媽媽的喪禮，拜託你

260
00:15:30,367 --> 00:15:32,285
‎天啊，外婆還認識別的男同志？

261
00:15:32,369 --> 00:15:33,203
‎怎麼會？

262
00:15:33,286 --> 00:15:37,248
‎你好，謝謝你來，我們馬上就開始

263
00:15:37,832 --> 00:15:39,000
‎好好享受

264
00:15:41,795 --> 00:15:45,757
‎好，看來我今天什麼事都做不好
‎我去坐著好了

265
00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:46,675
‎好

266
00:15:51,554 --> 00:15:52,681
‎-海耶斯女士
‎-是的？

267
00:15:52,764 --> 00:15:53,848
‎準備好開始了

268
00:15:55,892 --> 00:15:57,102
‎不可能只有這些人

269
00:15:58,478 --> 00:15:59,521
‎很抱歉

270
00:16:00,313 --> 00:16:01,731
‎我們可以再等幾分鐘

271
00:16:04,192 --> 00:16:05,026
‎不用了

272
00:16:05,819 --> 00:16:06,820
‎直接開始吧

273
00:16:13,326 --> 00:16:14,160
‎請起立

274
00:16:15,787 --> 00:16:17,580
‎以下朗誦內容來自《提摩太後書》

275
00:16:20,834 --> 00:16:23,336
‎現在有請羅莉的女兒，卡倫

276
00:16:52,115 --> 00:16:54,826
‎我的母親…

277
00:16:56,828 --> 00:16:59,956
‎她是超級媽媽

278
00:17:01,624 --> 00:17:03,877
‎當母親對她來說很容易

279
00:17:05,837 --> 00:17:08,173
‎以至她當了一輩子的母親

280
00:17:10,216 --> 00:17:12,177
‎不敢相信她離開了

281
00:17:14,387 --> 00:17:18,558
‎我想沒有人能以她愛我的方式愛我

282
00:17:33,573 --> 00:17:37,035
‎海耶斯女士、萊恩，節哀順變

283
00:17:37,118 --> 00:17:38,495
‎謝謝你，亨利

284
00:17:38,578 --> 00:17:40,121
‎你怎麼會認識我外婆？

285
00:17:40,205 --> 00:17:41,289
‎我曾是她的園丁

286
00:17:42,290 --> 00:17:45,210
‎有時她會搞混，把我叫成萊恩

287
00:17:46,086 --> 00:17:47,545
‎但我不是，我是亨利

288
00:17:47,629 --> 00:17:48,588
‎真開心…

289
00:17:49,380 --> 00:17:51,466
‎羅莉常常認錯男同性戀，真麻煩

290
00:17:52,759 --> 00:17:53,593
‎我不是同性戀

291
00:17:54,552 --> 00:17:55,804
‎對不起

292
00:17:55,887 --> 00:17:58,973
‎現在麻煩的人是我
‎我無意對你先入為主

293
00:17:59,057 --> 00:18:02,060
‎我不是說當異性戀有什麼不對

294
00:18:02,143 --> 00:18:03,394
‎雖然是有一點不對啦

295
00:18:03,478 --> 00:18:05,355
‎開玩笑的，我是百分百的同性戀

296
00:18:09,901 --> 00:18:12,946
‎這是自我刺激行為，我有自閉症

297
00:18:13,029 --> 00:18:15,198
‎不過很輕微，一點點而已

298
00:18:15,782 --> 00:18:18,451
‎我有腦性麻痺，也是一點點而已

299
00:18:19,077 --> 00:18:21,037
‎等等，你應該來參加我的殘疾團體

300
00:18:21,121 --> 00:18:22,247
‎我們叫做“瘸幫”

301
00:18:22,330 --> 00:18:25,416
‎不過我們當然不能寫在交友網站上

302
00:18:26,126 --> 00:18:27,544
‎我給你我的電話

303
00:18:28,044 --> 00:18:29,087
‎好，那太好了

304
00:18:29,796 --> 00:18:30,630
‎小萊

305
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,007
‎我們該走了

306
00:18:33,091 --> 00:18:34,634
‎好，等一下

307
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,345
‎還喜歡今天的儀式嗎？

308
00:18:37,428 --> 00:18:38,680
‎-儀式很棒
‎-對

309
00:18:39,305 --> 00:18:40,223
‎謝謝你

310
00:18:40,306 --> 00:18:42,142
‎-節哀順變
‎-感謝你

311
00:18:42,725 --> 00:18:43,977
‎-萊恩
‎-好

312
00:18:44,060 --> 00:18:44,894
‎好

313
00:18:45,395 --> 00:18:47,188
‎-好，很高興認識你
‎-再見

314
00:18:55,697 --> 00:18:58,408
‎先把窗簾通通拉開

315
00:18:58,908 --> 00:19:01,202
‎有點光線看起來才不會那麼陰鬱

316
00:19:02,287 --> 00:19:03,997
‎小萊，鄉村乳酪在哪裡？

317
00:19:06,666 --> 00:19:09,169
‎-這不是冷盤
‎-對，我準備了…

318
00:19:09,252 --> 00:19:12,088
‎外婆的指示很明確

319
00:19:12,172 --> 00:19:14,257
‎天啊，怎麼可以這樣？你就是改不了

320
00:19:14,924 --> 00:19:16,926
‎肉丸看起來很美味

321
00:19:17,594 --> 00:19:19,429
‎媽，外婆只要有食物就好

322
00:19:19,512 --> 00:19:21,890
‎那不重要，我應該自己處理的

323
00:19:21,973 --> 00:19:24,809
‎妳控制慾這麼強，要我怎麼學？

324
00:19:24,893 --> 00:19:25,727
‎那…

325
00:19:26,227 --> 00:19:27,896
‎我們晚點再談

326
00:19:27,979 --> 00:19:31,316
‎-傑洛叔叔，嗨
‎-嗨

327
00:19:31,399 --> 00:19:33,151
‎很開心見到你

328
00:19:33,234 --> 00:19:34,402
‎唐妮兒阿姨

329
00:19:36,779 --> 00:19:38,656
‎嘿，我可以幫什麼忙？

330
00:19:39,324 --> 00:19:41,951
‎妳知道，唐妮兒阿姨是酒鬼

331
00:19:42,035 --> 00:19:44,871
‎妳可以確保她不會碰到酒

332
00:19:46,831 --> 00:19:49,918
‎唐妮兒阿姨，妳好，姐妹

333
00:19:50,543 --> 00:19:52,545
‎這是給我的？謝謝妳

334
00:19:56,591 --> 00:19:58,468
‎親愛的，妳還好嗎？

335
00:19:59,135 --> 00:20:01,304
‎我記得在我媽的喪禮上

336
00:20:01,387 --> 00:20:03,431
‎悲傷突然一湧而上

337
00:20:03,514 --> 00:20:05,808
‎-我糟透了，妳現在也是嗎？
‎-我要…

338
00:20:05,892 --> 00:20:08,603
‎-妳有感覺了嗎？
‎-我去一趟廁所，失陪了

339
00:20:08,686 --> 00:20:11,940
‎妳可能會在廁所裡感覺到
‎做好準備，記得先抓穩

340
00:20:40,426 --> 00:20:43,638
‎我媽要求大家在聚會的時候

341
00:20:43,721 --> 00:20:46,349
‎一起說說她的好話

342
00:20:47,141 --> 00:20:49,185
‎-小萊，你先開始吧
‎-當然

343
00:20:49,269 --> 00:20:51,980
‎是的，我愛我的外婆

344
00:20:52,063 --> 00:20:54,482
‎以前我們常一起看《法網遊龍》

345
00:20:54,983 --> 00:20:56,567
‎她最喜歡看人被謀殺

346
00:20:58,778 --> 00:21:00,613
‎-還有誰嗎？
‎-我不認識羅莉

347
00:21:00,697 --> 00:21:02,156
‎但我認識卡倫

348
00:21:02,991 --> 00:21:06,661
‎我看得出來，卡倫能成為今日的樣子

349
00:21:06,744 --> 00:21:10,873
‎就是因為她與母親之間的特別情誼

350
00:21:11,624 --> 00:21:13,167
‎謝謝大家

351
00:21:14,168 --> 00:21:17,547
‎敬羅莉，女人中的翹楚

352
00:21:18,464 --> 00:21:19,507
‎乾杯

353
00:21:21,384 --> 00:21:24,804
‎你們知道嗎？我們就別說廢話了

354
00:21:24,887 --> 00:21:26,014
‎我媽不是個好人

355
00:21:26,097 --> 00:21:28,391
‎她心腸不好，人又自私

356
00:21:28,474 --> 00:21:31,561
‎她對每件事的意見都很負面

357
00:21:31,644 --> 00:21:33,396
‎卡倫，我完全理解

358
00:21:33,479 --> 00:21:34,814
‎-我媽去世時…
‎-坦雅

359
00:21:35,898 --> 00:21:38,651
‎我受夠妳滿口妳媽的事

360
00:21:38,735 --> 00:21:39,986
‎還一直問我的感受

361
00:21:40,737 --> 00:21:41,863
‎知道我真正的感受嗎？

362
00:21:43,072 --> 00:21:44,449
‎我覺得如釋重負

363
00:21:44,532 --> 00:21:46,367
‎妳有什麼書可以推薦給我嗎？

364
00:21:47,035 --> 00:21:48,161
‎我媽有失智症

365
00:21:48,244 --> 00:21:49,495
‎她的人生會很淒慘

366
00:21:49,579 --> 00:21:51,539
‎就算沒有失智症，她也是個惡夢

367
00:21:52,332 --> 00:21:53,291
‎我受夠了

368
00:21:53,374 --> 00:21:55,835
‎阿門，說得好，姐妹，太棒了

369
00:21:55,918 --> 00:21:57,420
‎坦雅，閉嘴

370
00:21:58,921 --> 00:22:00,214
‎妳待太久了

371
00:22:00,715 --> 00:22:01,924
‎妳可以離開了

372
00:22:02,008 --> 00:22:04,552
‎快滾出去，我不想再見到妳

373
00:22:05,803 --> 00:22:07,055
‎事實上，你們都可以滾了

374
00:22:07,638 --> 00:22:09,223
‎她希望你們待到八點

375
00:22:09,307 --> 00:22:11,809
‎但她都死了，誰在乎？

376
00:22:11,893 --> 00:22:14,354
‎我只想脫了這件該死的洋裝

377
00:22:22,779 --> 00:22:23,696
‎謝天謝地

378
00:22:25,782 --> 00:22:27,367
‎我還以為又死了一個

379
00:22:29,327 --> 00:22:33,164
‎唐妮兒阿姨？幫自己叫台計程車吧

380
00:22:34,457 --> 00:22:36,376
‎妳長得跟我女兒一模一樣

381
00:22:39,212 --> 00:22:40,046
‎嘿

382
00:22:41,255 --> 00:22:43,132
‎我明天打給妳，好好睡一覺

383
00:22:43,216 --> 00:22:44,550
‎看好她

384
00:22:44,634 --> 00:22:45,551
‎該死

385
00:22:53,017 --> 00:22:54,102
‎-嘿
‎-嗨

386
00:22:54,852 --> 00:22:58,815
‎媽，妳剛才的行為
‎一點也不像良家婦女

387
00:22:58,898 --> 00:23:03,069
‎我認為良家婦女會以我為傲

388
00:23:06,364 --> 00:23:07,198
‎媽

389
00:23:07,949 --> 00:23:09,867
‎生下我是不是毀了妳一輩子？

390
00:23:11,577 --> 00:23:12,954
‎不，親愛的，不是

391
00:23:13,037 --> 00:23:15,039
‎妳生日那天說我是妳的拖油瓶

392
00:23:15,123 --> 00:23:18,042
‎外婆去世後
‎妳又一副我是個廢人的樣子

393
00:23:18,126 --> 00:23:22,630
‎我只是不想害妳
‎無法得到妳想要的人生

394
00:23:22,713 --> 00:23:26,592
‎親愛的，生下你
‎或許讓我的人生變得難熬

395
00:23:26,676 --> 00:23:29,554
‎但也讓我更快樂

396
00:23:30,221 --> 00:23:32,807
‎我不想成為另一個需要妳照顧的人

397
00:23:33,516 --> 00:23:37,353
‎我會想照顧你一輩子

398
00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:39,439
‎但你不需要

399
00:23:40,231 --> 00:23:42,775
‎所以我也該思考我想要什麼了

400
00:23:44,068 --> 00:23:45,903
‎那妳想要什麼？

401
00:23:47,530 --> 00:23:48,739
‎我不知道

402
00:23:48,823 --> 00:23:52,285
‎但我知道我希望我的喪禮
‎不會只有八個人

403
00:23:53,703 --> 00:23:57,832
‎媽，拜託，妳至少會有兩位數

404
00:23:57,915 --> 00:24:00,001
‎或許吧，我們得把食物包起來

405
00:24:00,084 --> 00:24:00,918
‎好

406
00:24:01,752 --> 00:24:02,962
‎我的天啊

407
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:04,797
‎等等，這是…

408
00:24:04,881 --> 00:24:08,259
‎馬卡羅尼餐廳的義大利玉米片？沒錯

409
00:24:08,342 --> 00:24:10,219
‎我以為已經停產了

410
00:24:10,303 --> 00:24:13,681
‎對，但我打電話給他們
‎說我家有人去世，他們就答應了

411
00:24:13,764 --> 00:24:14,640
‎你真是的

412
00:24:15,808 --> 00:24:18,769
‎那是珍甜夫人的三重莓果蛋糕

413
00:24:20,104 --> 00:24:21,147
‎-我的天啊
‎-沒錯

414
00:24:21,230 --> 00:24:23,024
‎我知道今天會很難受

415
00:24:23,107 --> 00:24:24,692
‎所以我買了妳愛吃的

416
00:24:25,735 --> 00:24:26,777
‎你真是…

417
00:24:26,861 --> 00:24:29,906
‎你是最體貼的…

418
00:24:30,698 --> 00:24:32,033
‎我的天啊

419
00:24:33,618 --> 00:24:36,746
‎我都哭了…

420
00:24:40,124 --> 00:24:41,626
‎玉米片害我崩潰了

421
00:24:41,709 --> 00:24:43,294
‎-那太好了
‎-是啊

422
00:24:44,462 --> 00:24:47,882
‎看，我用掃帚掃了一大堆的灰塵

423
00:24:48,549 --> 00:24:52,136
‎但當然了，我沒辦法掃進垃圾桶

424
00:24:52,220 --> 00:24:53,387
‎妳可以教我嗎？

425
00:24:58,351 --> 00:25:00,645
‎彎來彎去，很好

426
00:25:00,728 --> 00:25:03,272
‎我要走了

427
00:25:04,148 --> 00:25:05,733
‎用你的助行器

428
00:25:05,816 --> 00:25:07,652
‎雙腿像這樣站著

429
00:25:07,735 --> 00:25:09,820
‎-把這個放在這裡
‎-好

430
00:25:09,904 --> 00:25:11,697
‎去拿到它

431
00:25:17,578 --> 00:25:19,121
‎我的寶貝去哪裡了？

432
00:25:19,205 --> 00:25:20,039
‎準備好了嗎？

433
00:25:20,122 --> 00:25:21,123
‎-好了
‎-好的

434
00:25:21,916 --> 00:25:24,293
‎-再一次，你可以的
‎-天啊，停！

435
00:25:24,377 --> 00:25:25,378
‎很好

436
00:25:31,759 --> 00:25:33,344
‎你走路了！

437
00:25:33,844 --> 00:25:35,346
‎你走路了！

438
00:25:35,888 --> 00:25:37,431
‎你做到了…

439
00:25:38,933 --> 00:25:39,934
‎你走路了！

440
00:25:41,143 --> 00:25:42,144
‎你做到了

441
00:26:35,531 --> 00:26:37,617
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