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[boy] One, two, three, four,

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five, six, seven, eight.

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[boy] Pinkalicious, she smells good.

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He's speaking very well for his age,
CP aside.

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But when will he walk?

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'Cause I'm getting worried. He's five.

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I got the walker,
but he still won't touch it.

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We don't yet know
how Ryan's CP will manifest physically.

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You need to prepare yourself for
the possibility that Ryan may never walk.

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Oh, it's… Oh! [coos]

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I'm gonna get you. I'm squeezing you.
[blows raspberry]

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-Hi!
-[she giggles]

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[Ryan exhales]

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Oh my God. You're such a creeper.

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You made the same face
when you were a little boy.

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-You're really lovin' this, aren't ya?
-Yeah.

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Oh, that's what I needed.

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A good morning hug.

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Mom, I literally teared up
at a Geico ad this morning

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because the guy looked like Tanner.

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-Oh!
-Am I gonna be okay?

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Of course.

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But I have to say,
you knew he had a boyfriend.

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Mom! Not helpful!

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I'm sorry, you're right.

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[sighs] All right. I'm giving up on this.

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Kare, I've been processing. I realize--

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Ryan! Oh!

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Oh! [laughs]

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My sweet boy!

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-Wow!
-[whispers] What?

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It really strengthens my soul
to see you two back together.

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It's a day of reconciliations all around.

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Your mom and I were in kind of a bad place
last night. But I'm ready to heal.

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-[Karen] Mmm.
-[Ryan] I'm so glad.

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[hesitates] Have we met before, or--

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-[laughs]
-Of course!

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I told you about Tonya.

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She lived with us
when you were a little baby.

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Oh, we took baths together.
Do you remember? You were so floppy.

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[forced laugh] I can't recall that.

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A floppy little seal.

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Yeah, we went to nursing school together.
Anyway, she's living here now.

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Kare, I saw Susan carrying
all of her stuff out of Phil's last night.

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Huh.

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-So I think they're over.
-Tonya, Tonya.

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Hi. [chuckles] Do you want some breakfast?

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Oh, I would. Oh, shoot.

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[mock sobs] Pancakes.

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I was so hoping for French toast.

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Hmm.

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-Well, I think I could make you some.
-That'd be so nice.

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Only if it's no problem. Thank you.

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[cell phone rings]

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Oh.

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Hello?

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Yes, this is Karen.

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Oh my God.

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[Karen] Oh.

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Yes.

61
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Is everything okay?

62
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Grandma had a stroke.

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She's dead.

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[sobbing]

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[sobs] Oh my God! Oh no!

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No! No!

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[Tonya sobs]

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[solemn instrumental music playing]

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[Tonya] My dad had said that to me,
actually, after he lost his parents.

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And I'm so sorry
about my outburst earlier.

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This has all just been so triggering
for me, 'cause I lost my mom last year.

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[Tonya] And, you know,
grief is-- It's lifelong.

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-It's fine.
-I would--

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Oh, Kare, don't worry, okay?
Please don't worry.

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[Tonya] I'll use my pain
to help you get through your pain.

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I actually noticed, um,
that you didn't cry earlier.

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-And that's okay. That is okay--
-Tonya.

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You're processing. So normal.

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Every Saturday, Grandma would remind me
where her funeral plans were.

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[Karen] "Dear Karen,

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if you are reading this, I have passed."

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"Hopefully not in a nursing home,
which I never would have agreed to."

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"My funeral is to be held
at The Church of St. Valentina."

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Church? Was she religious?

85
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I don't know. Sometimes, yeah.

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"I would like a somber affair.
No unnecessary jollity."

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[sarcastically] No fun at a funeral?

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Enough, Ry.

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"I would like you to wear
that darling dress

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I bought for you
for Ryan's first birthday."

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"The reception should
consist of cold cuts."

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"A more detailed menu is attached."

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"And…
And it should take place at my house."

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Don't you think it would make more sense
at our place?

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No, this is what she wanted.

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Okay.

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Ryan, let's check the bedroom and bathroom
and see what state they're in.

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Okay? Let's go do that.

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-[Karen groans]
-[Ryan] Mom?

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Mom!

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Are you okay?

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Yeah, I'm fine.
It's just there's so much to do.

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We have to go to the funeral home,
get flowers, call the family.

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I'll clean the house.

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And I'll do whatever you need.

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Which means you'll come with me
to strip the beds. Come on.

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[Karen gasps] Look.

108
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This is her at her high school graduation.

109
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Oh God.

110
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She was so beautiful.

111
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-Wow, she really was.
-Yeah.

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-Let's use that for the photo.
-Oh, I--

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You are such an angel for offering
to sleep on the couch. Thank you.

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What? I di--

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I didn't… I didn't offer.

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[door closes]

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-Don't be mad. She's lonely.
-Okay.

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Mom,

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is there anything else I can do?

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I mean, I am a writer.
I can help you with the eulogy.

121
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I have it handled.

122
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Okay. What are you gonna write about?

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I realized I don't know that much
about Grandma's life.

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What were her hobbies?

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Ah, well, she had me.

126
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And, uh, yeah, well, that was, uh…

127
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That was sort of it.

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Oh, she was in a book club.

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But they kicked her out.
They just threw her out.

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There was this epic fight over whether
One Hundred Years of Solitude was smutty.

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[murmurs] She-- she did not think so.

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She loved… [inhales]

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…romance and, uh, that, you know…
That was it.

134
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And she was just around.

135
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-Why don't we take a break?
-Mmm.

136
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You know who's always
having a worse time than you?

137
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-Who?
-Sonja Morgan.

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Oh! Right!

139
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First half of RHONY!

140
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-Oh man.
-I'll get us something to drink.

141
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Oh, Ry, I was thinking about--

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-[TV playing]
-[Ryan groans]

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It's that Geico ad with the guy
who vaguely looks like Tanner!

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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[Ryan] It's okay. Wine will help.

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Mmm.

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[sighs]

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Cable is so expensive.

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[sniffles]

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[TV playing]

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-[glass smashes]
-[Ryan] Oops!

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-[exhales]
-[Ryan] Mom?

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Uh… [tuts]

154
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First the orange, now this.

155
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[mock jokingly] CP strikes again.

156
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I-I'm sorry.

157
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Ry, there are definitely some things
you can't do, but this isn't one of them.

158
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-Then why didn't you ever teach me?
-I tried!

159
00:08:03,128 --> 00:08:04,713
You always found a way out of it.

160
00:08:04,796 --> 00:08:07,007
Okay, well, can you teach me now?

161
00:08:07,090 --> 00:08:08,091
No. [scoffs]

162
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It's just--
It's much easier if I do it myself.

163
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Go.

164
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How does that work?

165
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-Tell me.
-I want the rainbow.

166
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Oh.

167
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Ryan, look at this one.
This is like a little snowflake.

168
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[Karen laughs]

169
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That was so sad. That--

170
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-Can you pop that in this digger--
-Ryan.

171
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Look. Hey, Grandma got you a new toy.

172
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[Grandma] No, no, no crawling.
If you want this, you have to walk.

173
00:08:50,092 --> 00:08:53,554
-Mom, he can't walk.
-If you keep babying him, he never will.

174
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[Grandma gasps] Yeah.

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-Come on.
-[Ryan squeals]

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Come on.

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Yes. Come on. Good!

178
00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:03,146
Very good. Oh yes.

179
00:09:03,230 --> 00:09:04,481
[Ryan cries]

180
00:09:04,565 --> 00:09:05,482
-Mommy.
-It's okay.

181
00:09:05,566 --> 00:09:07,859
-[Ryan] Wait, I'm gonna--
-You are such a good boy.

182
00:09:08,527 --> 00:09:09,361
You see?

183
00:09:09,444 --> 00:09:11,321
[sarcastically] That's nice. Really nice.

184
00:09:13,699 --> 00:09:14,575
All right.

185
00:09:15,242 --> 00:09:17,536
-Oh.
-I can't stand up--

186
00:09:17,619 --> 00:09:18,912
And you're gonna… [mumbles]

187
00:09:19,955 --> 00:09:20,998
[knocks door]

188
00:09:23,584 --> 00:09:25,627
[footsteps approach]

189
00:09:27,588 --> 00:09:29,965
-Hi.
-Karen, hi.

190
00:09:30,048 --> 00:09:31,174
Listen,

191
00:09:32,050 --> 00:09:34,845
my mom just died, and I…

192
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I don't wanna be alone, so--

193
00:09:37,014 --> 00:09:38,807
-I'm sorry.
-Oh.

194
00:09:39,933 --> 00:09:40,934
Come here.

195
00:09:41,893 --> 00:09:42,894
[Karen sighs]

196
00:09:54,990 --> 00:09:56,158
Listen, Mom.

197
00:09:57,200 --> 00:10:00,954
Um, I've been thinking
about what you said.

198
00:10:01,788 --> 00:10:05,584
You do so much for me,
and I just wanna help you.

199
00:10:06,376 --> 00:10:10,631
So can I please at least just handle
the food for the reception or something?

200
00:10:12,257 --> 00:10:14,259
You know, that would be wonderful.

201
00:10:15,385 --> 00:10:18,930
Can you also get the outfit
that Grandma wanted for the open casket?

202
00:10:19,431 --> 00:10:22,768
-You know which one that is, right?
-The white dress. Got it.

203
00:10:25,604 --> 00:10:27,522
I'm gonna make you really happy,
I promise.

204
00:10:32,277 --> 00:10:35,364
On the bright side, I sold the Louboutins
for above market value.

205
00:10:35,447 --> 00:10:37,824
-[gasps] That's a win.
-Right?

206
00:10:37,908 --> 00:10:39,076
-[Karen] Yeah.
-Kim?

207
00:10:39,826 --> 00:10:41,662
Oh. Hey.

208
00:10:42,287 --> 00:10:43,747
How you holding up?

209
00:10:43,830 --> 00:10:44,956
[sighs] I'm okay.

210
00:10:46,458 --> 00:10:47,751
What are you doing here?

211
00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:50,295
Oh, well,

212
00:10:50,379 --> 00:10:53,924
I knew Karen was going through it,
so I offered to make dinner.

213
00:10:54,007 --> 00:10:56,802
Yeah, I maybe kind of forget to tell you,

214
00:10:56,885 --> 00:11:00,597
but your mom and I became friends
when you two weren't speaking.

215
00:11:00,681 --> 00:11:03,350
I-I made her your favorite stuffed shells.

216
00:11:03,433 --> 00:11:05,060
My stuffed shells?

217
00:11:05,143 --> 00:11:07,229
Then I ate them.
I see why they're your favorite.

218
00:11:07,312 --> 00:11:09,481
They're delicious.
I'm sorry. Are you mad at me?

219
00:11:10,482 --> 00:11:12,651
Ordinarily, um, I would be,

220
00:11:12,734 --> 00:11:16,405
but you just got dumped,
and your mom just died,

221
00:11:16,488 --> 00:11:18,657
so I'm gonna let it ride.

222
00:11:18,740 --> 00:11:19,574
[Karen] Oh!

223
00:11:20,575 --> 00:11:22,994
Chana masala.

224
00:11:24,037 --> 00:11:25,914
That's a mouthful. [chuckles]

225
00:11:26,623 --> 00:11:30,752
Oh, it's-- it's so rare
that anyone cooks for me. Thank you.

226
00:11:30,836 --> 00:11:31,878
[Kim] Oh, well,

227
00:11:31,962 --> 00:11:33,296
it's my pleasure.

228
00:11:33,380 --> 00:11:35,173
I feel like I could sleep for a week.

229
00:11:35,924 --> 00:11:37,926
Well, relax. I can do the dishes.

230
00:11:38,009 --> 00:11:41,763
Oh, honey, after last night,
I think Kim should do them.

231
00:11:42,264 --> 00:11:45,308
[scoffs] Mom, I can do the dishes.

232
00:11:47,644 --> 00:11:49,604
I can do them. [laughs] It's fine.

233
00:11:50,188 --> 00:11:52,023
I cook, I clean. Someone marry me!

234
00:11:52,107 --> 00:11:53,150
[Kim chuckles]

235
00:11:59,489 --> 00:12:00,699
[light groaning]

236
00:12:04,745 --> 00:12:05,662
[Karen sighs]

237
00:12:08,373 --> 00:12:09,332
[Phil grunts]

238
00:12:11,293 --> 00:12:12,669
[Phil sighs]

239
00:12:16,798 --> 00:12:19,593
Don't hate me for asking,
but how are you doing?

240
00:12:22,888 --> 00:12:24,556
I don't really know.

241
00:12:25,307 --> 00:12:26,141
I get it.

242
00:12:27,392 --> 00:12:32,147
When my mom died, everyone assumed
I was grieving, and I just felt numb.

243
00:12:33,523 --> 00:12:35,442
That's exactly it.

244
00:12:35,525 --> 00:12:39,905
I mean, I couldn't believe that I'd lost
the most important person in my life.

245
00:12:40,405 --> 00:12:44,826
You know, my mom,
she was this amazing, loving person.

246
00:12:44,910 --> 00:12:47,329
Mothering came naturally to her.

247
00:12:48,413 --> 00:12:49,873
She took care of everything for us.

248
00:12:50,749 --> 00:12:53,543
I still don't think anyone will love me
as much as my mom did.

249
00:12:56,630 --> 00:12:58,048
[flat] I know what you mean.

250
00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:07,599
[emotional instrumental music playing]

251
00:13:25,283 --> 00:13:26,243
[knocking at door]

252
00:13:26,743 --> 00:13:28,036
-Come in.
-[door opens]

253
00:13:31,081 --> 00:13:33,458
-[Ryan] W--
-Don't say a word.

254
00:13:36,086 --> 00:13:36,920
[door closes]

255
00:13:40,882 --> 00:13:41,716
Ms. Hayes.

256
00:13:42,259 --> 00:13:43,176
What a lovely dress.

257
00:13:44,427 --> 00:13:46,972
The casket is ready
if you'd like to take a look.

258
00:13:48,765 --> 00:13:49,683
Oh my God.

259
00:13:50,517 --> 00:13:52,185
Oh God, Ryan!

260
00:13:52,269 --> 00:13:54,396
Ryan, what did you do?

261
00:13:54,479 --> 00:13:57,357
You forgot a slip!

262
00:13:57,440 --> 00:14:00,443
Her-- her everything is showing.

263
00:14:03,071 --> 00:14:04,072
Oh my God.

264
00:14:05,073 --> 00:14:08,034
Mom, how was I supposed to know?
You didn't tell me.

265
00:14:08,118 --> 00:14:12,205
I didn't think that I had to explain
the basic mechanics of clothing!

266
00:14:13,373 --> 00:14:16,877
Sir, we're gonna opt for a closed casket.

267
00:14:18,503 --> 00:14:19,421
Thank you.

268
00:14:23,049 --> 00:14:25,677
[organ music playing quietly]

269
00:14:27,137 --> 00:14:28,471
Look, I'm sorry, Mom.

270
00:14:28,555 --> 00:14:29,723
It's fine.

271
00:14:30,599 --> 00:14:32,851
You know,
maybe Kim should've gotten the dress.

272
00:14:32,934 --> 00:14:33,894
What?

273
00:14:33,977 --> 00:14:36,438
I'm just saying.
She wouldn't have screwed it up.

274
00:14:37,272 --> 00:14:39,357
Stop being so childish!

275
00:14:41,610 --> 00:14:43,445
-Oh, hello, Dawnielle.
-Hello, hi.

276
00:14:44,487 --> 00:14:46,990
[whispers] Oh my God.
She is wearing a red dress.

277
00:14:47,073 --> 00:14:48,283
Of course she is.

278
00:14:48,366 --> 00:14:49,200
Hello.

279
00:14:49,910 --> 00:14:52,704
Oh, look at you, wear-- wearing that.

280
00:14:52,787 --> 00:14:53,914
[Tonya chuckles lightly]

281
00:14:53,997 --> 00:14:55,874
-That's-- Wow, good for you.
-[Ryan sighs]

282
00:14:55,957 --> 00:14:58,084
Could you possibly hand these out?

283
00:14:59,127 --> 00:15:01,588
I can't do that. I have carpal tunnel.

284
00:15:01,671 --> 00:15:05,133
I thought you knew that.
I'm sorry. I know today's hard.

285
00:15:07,844 --> 00:15:11,097
-Oh, Kim, thank you for coming.
-[Kim] Yeah.

286
00:15:11,181 --> 00:15:13,642
Oh, could you hand out these programs?

287
00:15:13,725 --> 00:15:14,893
-Of course.
-Thank you.

288
00:15:14,976 --> 00:15:15,977
-Hey.
-Hi.

289
00:15:17,854 --> 00:15:19,397
Mom, I'm not being childish.

290
00:15:19,481 --> 00:15:21,650
I'm just saying
you and Kim clearly have a bond.

291
00:15:21,733 --> 00:15:23,985
You trust her to do things
more than you trust me.

292
00:15:24,069 --> 00:15:26,488
Please do not make this day about you.

293
00:15:26,571 --> 00:15:29,240
This is my mother's funeral. Please.

294
00:15:30,367 --> 00:15:33,203
[quietly] Oh my God.
Grandma knew another gay guy? How?

295
00:15:33,286 --> 00:15:37,248
Hello, thank you for coming.
We're gonna start in just a moment.

296
00:15:37,832 --> 00:15:39,000
Enjoy.

297
00:15:40,752 --> 00:15:41,711
[mouths]

298
00:15:41,795 --> 00:15:45,757
Okay, I clearly can't do anything right
today, so I'm just going to sit down.

299
00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:46,675
Yeah.

300
00:15:51,554 --> 00:15:52,681
-Ms. Hayes.
-Yes?

301
00:15:52,764 --> 00:15:53,848
We're ready to start.

302
00:15:53,932 --> 00:15:54,808
Oh.

303
00:15:55,892 --> 00:15:57,102
This can't be everyone.

304
00:15:58,103 --> 00:15:59,521
[man] Oh, I'm so sorry.

305
00:16:00,313 --> 00:16:01,731
We can wait a few minutes.

306
00:16:04,192 --> 00:16:05,026
No.

307
00:16:05,819 --> 00:16:06,820
Let's just do it.

308
00:16:13,326 --> 00:16:14,160
Please rise.

309
00:16:15,787 --> 00:16:17,872
Our reading is from Second Timothy.

310
00:16:20,834 --> 00:16:23,753
And now, Laurie's daughter, Karen.

311
00:16:46,026 --> 00:16:48,069
-[coughing]
-[organ music ends]

312
00:16:52,115 --> 00:16:55,243
My mother was…

313
00:16:56,828 --> 00:16:59,956
Well, she was Super Mom.

314
00:17:01,624 --> 00:17:03,877
Mothering came easy to her.

315
00:17:05,837 --> 00:17:08,465
So much so that she made it her life.

316
00:17:10,175 --> 00:17:12,302
[stilted] I can't believe
that she is gone.

317
00:17:14,387 --> 00:17:18,558
I don't think anyone could ever love me
quite the way that she did.

318
00:17:21,227 --> 00:17:25,065
[bell tolls]

319
00:17:25,148 --> 00:17:27,400
[inaudible chatter]

320
00:17:32,906 --> 00:17:35,033
Um, Ms. Hayes, Ryan,

321
00:17:35,116 --> 00:17:37,035
I am so sorry for your loss.

322
00:17:37,118 --> 00:17:38,495
Oh, thank you, Henry.

323
00:17:38,578 --> 00:17:41,289
-How did you know my grandma?
-I used to be her gardener.

324
00:17:42,290 --> 00:17:45,210
And sometimes she'd get confused,
and she'd call me Ryan.

325
00:17:45,293 --> 00:17:47,545
[chuckles] I'm not. I'm Henry.

326
00:17:47,629 --> 00:17:48,588
Oh, nice to…

327
00:17:48,671 --> 00:17:51,466
Wow, Laurie confusing gay men.
Problematic!

328
00:17:51,549 --> 00:17:53,593
Oh, um, I'm not gay.

329
00:17:54,177 --> 00:17:55,929
Oh, I-I'm so sorry. I--

330
00:17:56,012 --> 00:17:58,973
Now I'm the problematic one.
I didn't mean to assume.

331
00:17:59,057 --> 00:18:02,018
Not that there's anything wrong
with being straight, obviously.

332
00:18:02,102 --> 00:18:03,394
Although, there is, a little bit.

333
00:18:03,478 --> 00:18:05,396
I'm kidding. I'm very gay.

334
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:06,856
[he laughs]

335
00:18:08,983 --> 00:18:09,818
Oh.

336
00:18:09,901 --> 00:18:12,946
That's just, uh, stim city.
I'm on the spectrum.

337
00:18:13,029 --> 00:18:15,198
Mild though, so just a sprinkle.

338
00:18:15,782 --> 00:18:18,451
I have cerebral palsy.
Also just a sprinkle.

339
00:18:19,077 --> 00:18:21,037
Wait, you should come
to my disabled group!

340
00:18:21,121 --> 00:18:22,247
We're called the Crips.

341
00:18:22,330 --> 00:18:25,416
And, for obvious reasons,
we can't put that on Meetup.com.

342
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:29,087
-Um, let me give you my number.
-Yeah, that would be great.

343
00:18:29,796 --> 00:18:30,630
Ry.

344
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,007
We should go.

345
00:18:33,091 --> 00:18:34,634
Yeah, just one second.

346
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,345
Did you enjoy the service today?

347
00:18:37,428 --> 00:18:38,680
-It was lovely.
-Yeah.

348
00:18:39,305 --> 00:18:40,223
Thank you.

349
00:18:40,306 --> 00:18:42,142
-[Henry] I'm so sorry.
-I appreciate it.

350
00:18:42,725 --> 00:18:43,977
-Ryan.
-[Ryan] Yeah.

351
00:18:44,060 --> 00:18:45,311
-Okay.
-Come on.

352
00:18:45,395 --> 00:18:47,188
-Okay, nice to meet you.
-Bye.

353
00:18:52,652 --> 00:18:53,486
[door opens]

354
00:18:55,446 --> 00:18:58,825
[Karen] Oh, let's make sure
all of these curtains are open.

355
00:18:58,908 --> 00:19:01,411
This place looks much less depressing
in the light.

356
00:19:02,287 --> 00:19:04,205
Ry, where's the cottage cheese?

357
00:19:04,998 --> 00:19:05,999
[hesitates]

358
00:19:06,749 --> 00:19:09,169
-[Karen] These aren't cold cuts.
-I know! I got you--

359
00:19:09,252 --> 00:19:12,088
Grandma had very specific instructions.

360
00:19:12,172 --> 00:19:14,257
God, how could you do this?
You never change!

361
00:19:14,340 --> 00:19:17,510
Oh, these meatballs look divine. Mmm.

362
00:19:17,594 --> 00:19:19,429
What Grandma wanted was barely food.

363
00:19:19,512 --> 00:19:21,890
It doesn't matter!
I should've just done it myself.

364
00:19:21,973 --> 00:19:24,809
How can I learn to do anything
when you are such a control freak?

365
00:19:24,893 --> 00:19:27,896
Oh, that is-- Just--
We're gonna talk about this later.

366
00:19:27,979 --> 00:19:31,316
-[brightly] Uncle Gerald! Hi!
-[Ryan] Hi!

367
00:19:31,399 --> 00:19:33,151
So lovely to see you.

368
00:19:33,234 --> 00:19:34,402
Aunt Dawnielle.

369
00:19:34,485 --> 00:19:35,570
[Karen] Oh, uh…

370
00:19:36,779 --> 00:19:38,656
Hey. What can I do?

371
00:19:39,324 --> 00:19:41,951
You know, Aunt Dawnielle is a--
is a drunk.

372
00:19:42,035 --> 00:19:44,996
You could make sure
she doesn't get into the booze.

373
00:19:46,831 --> 00:19:50,043
Aunt Dawnielle! Hey, girl! Hey!

374
00:19:50,126 --> 00:19:53,087
Oh, for me? Thank you. [chuckles]

375
00:19:53,630 --> 00:19:54,505
Hmm.

376
00:19:56,591 --> 00:19:58,635
Hey, sweetie, how are you holding up?

377
00:19:59,135 --> 00:20:01,304
I can remember,
when I was at my mom's funeral,

378
00:20:01,387 --> 00:20:03,431
that's the moment all the grief hit me.

379
00:20:03,514 --> 00:20:05,808
-I was a wreck. Is it hitting you now?
-I'm gonna--

380
00:20:05,892 --> 00:20:08,603
-Is it hitting ya?
-I'm gonna hit the bathroom. Excuse me.

381
00:20:08,686 --> 00:20:11,940
It's gonna hit you probably in there.
Be ready. Hold onto something.

382
00:20:13,691 --> 00:20:17,862
[gentle instrumental music playing]

383
00:20:37,548 --> 00:20:38,800
[hushed chatter]

384
00:20:40,426 --> 00:20:43,638
My mom asked
that during the reception we go around

385
00:20:43,721 --> 00:20:46,474
and everyone say something nice about her.

386
00:20:47,141 --> 00:20:49,185
-Ry, you wanna start?
-Sure.

387
00:20:49,269 --> 00:20:51,980
Yeah. Um, I loved my grandma.

388
00:20:52,063 --> 00:20:54,399
We always used to watch Law & Order
together.

389
00:20:54,482 --> 00:20:56,567
Um, she loved people getting murdered.

390
00:20:58,486 --> 00:21:02,156
-Um, anyone else?
-I didn't know Laurie, but I know Karen.

391
00:21:02,991 --> 00:21:06,661
I can tell
that Karen is the person that she is today

392
00:21:06,744 --> 00:21:10,873
because of the very special relationship
that she had with her mother.

393
00:21:11,624 --> 00:21:13,167
Thank you so much. Thank you.

394
00:21:13,668 --> 00:21:17,547
Here's to Laurie. A woman among women.

395
00:21:18,464 --> 00:21:19,507
Bottoms up.

396
00:21:20,466 --> 00:21:22,427
Oh, oh… You know what? Let's--

397
00:21:22,510 --> 00:21:24,804
Let's just cut the bullshit, okay?

398
00:21:24,887 --> 00:21:28,391
My mom was not a nice person.
She was mean and selfish

399
00:21:28,474 --> 00:21:31,561
and had generally awful opinions
about everything.

400
00:21:31,644 --> 00:21:33,396
Karen, I completely understand.

401
00:21:33,479 --> 00:21:34,814
-When my mother died--
-Tonya.

402
00:21:35,898 --> 00:21:39,986
I am sick of you talking about your mom
and asking about my feelings.

403
00:21:40,069 --> 00:21:41,863
[sighs] Do you know how I really feel?

404
00:21:43,072 --> 00:21:46,367
I feel relieved. Is there a book
you can recommend about that?

405
00:21:47,035 --> 00:21:48,161
My mom had dementia.

406
00:21:48,244 --> 00:21:49,495
Her life was gonna be hell.

407
00:21:49,579 --> 00:21:51,831
Even without the dementia,
she was a nightmare.

408
00:21:52,332 --> 00:21:53,291
I'm done.

409
00:21:53,374 --> 00:21:55,835
Amen! Preach it, sister. Good for you.

410
00:21:55,918 --> 00:21:57,420
Tonya, shut up.

411
00:21:58,129 --> 00:22:00,631
-[Tonya scoffs]
-You've overstayed your welcome.

412
00:22:00,715 --> 00:22:04,552
It's time for you to go. Just get out.
I don't wanna see you again!

413
00:22:05,803 --> 00:22:07,638
It's time for all of you to get out.

414
00:22:07,722 --> 00:22:11,809
[shouts] She wanted you to stay to 8:00,
but she's dead, so who cares?

415
00:22:11,893 --> 00:22:14,354
I just want
to take this fucking dress off!

416
00:22:14,437 --> 00:22:15,730
[confused chatter]

417
00:22:21,486 --> 00:22:22,528
[Dawnielle inhales]

418
00:22:22,612 --> 00:22:23,821
[quietly] Oh, thank God.

419
00:22:25,406 --> 00:22:27,784
[sighs] Thought we'd have to have
a two-for-one.

420
00:22:29,327 --> 00:22:33,164
Aunt Dawnielle? Girl?
You should call yourself a Roadsy.

421
00:22:34,457 --> 00:22:36,376
You look just like my daughter.

422
00:22:39,212 --> 00:22:40,296
[Karen] Hey.

423
00:22:40,380 --> 00:22:43,132
Oh. I'll call you tomorrow, okay?
Get some sleep.

424
00:22:43,216 --> 00:22:45,551
-Oh, don't lose her.
-Oh, shit!

425
00:22:47,887 --> 00:22:48,805
[door closes]

426
00:22:53,017 --> 00:22:54,268
-[Ryan] Hey.
-[Karen] Hi.

427
00:22:54,352 --> 00:22:58,815
Um, Mom, your behavior earlier
was so not Laura Ashley.

428
00:22:58,898 --> 00:23:03,069
I think that Laura Ashley
would've been very proud of me.

429
00:23:03,152 --> 00:23:04,070
[Ryan chuckles]

430
00:23:06,364 --> 00:23:07,198
Hey, Mom,

431
00:23:07,949 --> 00:23:09,867
did having me ruin your life?

432
00:23:11,577 --> 00:23:12,954
No, honey. No!

433
00:23:13,037 --> 00:23:16,290
On your birthday, you said I was a burden,
then since Grandma died,

434
00:23:16,374 --> 00:23:19,001
you've acted like I'm this huge fuck up,
and I just…

435
00:23:19,085 --> 00:23:22,630
I don't want to be the reason why
your life isn't the way you want it to be.

436
00:23:22,713 --> 00:23:26,634
Sweetie, having you
might have made my life more difficult,

437
00:23:26,717 --> 00:23:29,554
but it also made it so much more joyful.

438
00:23:30,221 --> 00:23:32,807
I don't wanna be
another person you have to take care of.

439
00:23:33,516 --> 00:23:37,353
I will wanna take care of you
for the rest of my life.

440
00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:39,439
But you don't need that.

441
00:23:40,231 --> 00:23:43,025
That's why it's time
for me to think about what I want.

442
00:23:44,068 --> 00:23:46,320
Well, what do you want?

443
00:23:47,530 --> 00:23:48,739
I don't know. [laughs]

444
00:23:48,823 --> 00:23:52,285
But I do know that I want
more than eight people at my funeral.

445
00:23:52,368 --> 00:23:53,619
[Ryan chuckles]

446
00:23:53,703 --> 00:23:56,581
Mom, come on, you can at least
get in the double digits.

447
00:23:56,664 --> 00:23:58,541
-Gosh!
-Ahh, maybe.

448
00:23:58,624 --> 00:24:00,918
-[Karen] We have to box this up.
-Okay.

449
00:24:01,752 --> 00:24:02,962
[Karen] Oh my-- Oh my God.

450
00:24:03,045 --> 00:24:04,797
[gasps] Wait, is that--

451
00:24:04,881 --> 00:24:08,259
The Italian nachos from Macaroni Grill?
Yes, they are.

452
00:24:08,342 --> 00:24:10,219
I thought they discontinued those.

453
00:24:10,303 --> 00:24:13,681
I know. But I called them and said
someone died, and they were like, "Okay!"

454
00:24:13,764 --> 00:24:15,183
You! [laughs]

455
00:24:15,266 --> 00:24:18,769
[gasps] That's the triple berry cake
from Sweet Lady Jane.

456
00:24:20,104 --> 00:24:21,147
-Oh my God!
-Yeah.

457
00:24:21,230 --> 00:24:24,692
I knew today was gonna suck,
so I got all your favorites.

458
00:24:25,735 --> 00:24:27,278
You are just…

459
00:24:27,361 --> 00:24:29,906
You are the sweetest, sweetest…

460
00:24:30,698 --> 00:24:33,034
Oh God! [sobs]

461
00:24:33,618 --> 00:24:36,746
I'm crying. I'm crying.

462
00:24:37,455 --> 00:24:38,539
[kisses, then sobs]

463
00:24:40,124 --> 00:24:41,626
The nachos broke me.

464
00:24:41,709 --> 00:24:44,378
-That's good.
-Yeah. [chuckles]

465
00:24:44,462 --> 00:24:47,924
And look, I made
a giant pile of dirt with the broom.

466
00:24:48,549 --> 00:24:52,136
But, of course, now I can't
sweep it into the dustpan.

467
00:24:52,220 --> 00:24:53,387
Do you mind teaching me?

468
00:24:55,806 --> 00:24:57,433
[laughing]

469
00:24:58,351 --> 00:25:00,645
Zigzag. There you go!

470
00:25:00,728 --> 00:25:03,272
I gotta get outta here!

471
00:25:03,356 --> 00:25:05,733
-[Ryan laughs]
-Oh, you gotta use your walker.

472
00:25:05,816 --> 00:25:07,652
You're gonna keep your legs like this.

473
00:25:07,735 --> 00:25:09,820
-Put this guy right here.
-Okay.

474
00:25:09,904 --> 00:25:12,323
-[Karen] You've gotta get that guy.
-[Ryan chuckles]

475
00:25:12,990 --> 00:25:14,283
[Ryan murmurs happily]

476
00:25:14,992 --> 00:25:16,452
[Ryan chatters]

477
00:25:17,578 --> 00:25:19,121
Where did my baby go?

478
00:25:19,205 --> 00:25:20,039
[Ryan] Okay, ready?

479
00:25:20,122 --> 00:25:21,123
-[Karen] Yeah.
-Okay.

480
00:25:21,916 --> 00:25:24,293
-[Karen] One more. You can do it!
-Oh my God, stop!

481
00:25:24,377 --> 00:25:25,545
[Karen] Yeah!

482
00:25:25,628 --> 00:25:27,338
[Karen laughs] You…

483
00:25:27,421 --> 00:25:28,589
[Karen laughs]

484
00:25:28,673 --> 00:25:29,799
[gasps]

485
00:25:31,259 --> 00:25:33,261
Oh, you walked! [laughs]

486
00:25:33,344 --> 00:25:34,262
[gasps] You…

487
00:25:34,345 --> 00:25:35,805
[laughing]

488
00:25:35,888 --> 00:25:38,057
You did it. You did it. [chuckles]

489
00:25:38,140 --> 00:25:39,934
[laughs] You walked!

490
00:25:40,017 --> 00:25:41,102
[laughs]

491
00:25:41,185 --> 00:25:42,562
You did. Oh!

492
00:25:42,645 --> 00:25:48,568
[emotional instrumental music playing]