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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎好，所以紅地毯在那裡

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‎卡拉OK在那裡

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‎我本來還想找一隻活蛇
‎但牠在上場派對活吞了一個人

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‎小金，這對29歲慶生派對來說
‎太盛大了

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‎你不是慶生好盟友

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‎還有，我沒邀請坦納

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‎因為我不知道他這週末的監護權歸誰
‎但我歡迎他來

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‎說不定我們的愛人都能到場

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‎其實我打算跟坦納分手

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‎小萊

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‎我只是覺得，原本我們還是情侶

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‎但只要理查一回來
‎我們就變成只能傳迷因的關係

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‎這讓我覺得自己很糟，妳懂嗎？

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‎我很遺憾

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‎但我覺得你這樣做是對的

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‎我有點希望你愛上那個馬克

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‎忘了坦納的一切

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‎跟他上床真有那麼糟嗎？

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‎對

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‎就是有那麼糟

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‎嘿，萊恩

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‎-再見
‎-再見

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‎我列了你的待辦清單

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‎好

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‎“去拿奧莉維亞的乾洗

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‎幫奧莉維亞把支票存進銀行

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‎告訴奧莉維亞她很瘦

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‎跟2005年妮可李奇
‎在海灘上跑步時一樣瘦”

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‎這些是實習生在做的差事

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‎沒錯，女神，有問題嗎？

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‎但我是個作家

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‎不寫作的作家

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‎我不懂

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‎很抱歉，奧莉維亞
‎我知道我很久沒寫東西了

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‎但我最近過得很辛苦…

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‎聽著，親愛的，我不是做慈善的

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‎雖然我確實申報薩曼莎為被撫養人

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‎你要嘛認真工作，要嘛被開除

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‎在那之前，先把清單讀完

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‎“天啊，奧莉維亞，妳好瘦

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‎像是‘我們談過了
‎大家都很擔心妳’的那種瘦

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‎天啊

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‎“天啊，奧莉薇亞，妳好瘦”

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‎多瘦？

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‎“就像嚴重腸胃炎第二天的那種瘦

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‎就像琳賽蘿涵
‎宣傳《大家來我家》時的那種瘦”

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‎劇名：男生就是這樣

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‎寶貝，我不是那個意思

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‎不然妳想怎樣？

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‎我三天沒妳的消息了，我以為…

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‎我以為妳死了

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‎說真的，那樣沒有比較好，哈波

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‎哈波？

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‎哈波，妳還在嗎？

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‎老天

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‎還好吧？

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‎還好

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‎不好，就是…孩子嘛

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‎要不要進來喝杯咖啡？

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‎好啊，我很樂意

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‎他們還在學校時很難判斷

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‎大學生最喜歡狂喝酒
‎好像在比奧運一樣

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‎到了她畢業之後
‎我們才發現她真的有病

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‎我們？

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‎我前夫

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‎但他在女兒第二次戒癮治療後就跑了
‎所以我只能靠自己

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‎關於男人逃避責任，我也略知一二

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‎獨自面對萊恩的殘疾不是件好事

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‎-我無法想像
‎-是啊

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‎蘇珊，這是我朋友坦雅
‎她暫住在我家

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‎-妳好，幸會…
‎-我喜歡抱抱，我要抱妳

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‎-嘿
‎-嗨

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‎聊得真開心，謝謝妳，但我該走了

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‎我女兒一定又趁我們喝咖啡的同時
‎冒用我的身分

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‎謝謝妳，很開心認識妳

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‎謝謝妳來

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‎她還真有元氣，妳們怎麼認識的？

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‎她是菲爾的新女友

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‎她知道妳和菲爾的事嗎？

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‎一定知道

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‎卡倫，妳真了不起
‎妳和前男友的現任女友交朋友？

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‎真是成熟，太棒了

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‎不知道算不算朋友

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‎但我們都是大人了

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‎沒必要惹事端

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‎我還是認為自己是個孩子
‎因為成人世界是個陷阱

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‎但妳的做法很好，太棒了

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‎可以麻煩妳再泡一杯給我嗎？

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‎謝謝妳，很抱歉逼妳站起來

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‎-天啊，當然沒問題
‎-謝謝妳

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‎-晚餐快好了
‎-不用急

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‎我正在偷窺我故鄉的一個女生
‎我很擔心她

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‎她好像上了金字塔騙局的當

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‎好，看起來真美味

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‎你性感、有錢，又會下廚
‎真是太過分了

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‎這是備餐服務

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‎他們幫我備好食材，教我怎麼料理

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‎那也一樣

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‎你在我生日這天為我下廚
‎真的非常體貼

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‎什麼？今天是妳生日？

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‎該死

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‎生日快樂，妳應該早點告訴我的

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‎不了，我受不了別人費一堆心思慶生

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‎我只想在蛋醒網辦一場輕鬆的小活動

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‎在辦公室？

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‎那是免費的活動空間，別批評我

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‎總之，明天晚上九點開始派對

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‎但說真的，你不能來也沒關係

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‎我明天要和投資人吃晚餐

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‎沒關係，馬克祖克柏

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‎請別再那樣叫我了

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‎聽著

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‎還是我提早結束，之後再去找妳？

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‎好啊，太好了

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‎要來個生日性愛嗎？

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‎-當然
‎-好

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‎嗨，小萊

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‎嗨

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‎你真的接了，很好

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‎對

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‎-嗨，你好嗎？
‎-我很好

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‎理查出門了

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‎所以我在網路上逛腳凳
‎填補我的空缺

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‎你呢？

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‎我很好，我…

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‎我很好，只是…

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‎我想跟你說一件事，那就是…

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‎我覺得我們不該再見面了

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‎如果你不介意的話，我只是…

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‎我知道你和理查的規矩
‎我願意遵守，也很尊重，只是我…

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‎我只是…

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‎不認為我能…

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‎繼續下去

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‎所以…

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‎我可以去找你談談嗎？

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‎好

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‎我想表達的是，我很喜歡和你相處

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‎所以，不能和你相處時我會很難過

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‎為了解決這個問題

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‎我決定再也不和你見面了

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‎這樣說合理嗎？

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‎小萊，聽我說
‎我也是第一次遇到這個狀況

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‎我從沒在和理查交往的同時
‎又和別人約會

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‎事實上

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‎除了理查之外，我從沒對人動心過

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‎-從來沒有？
‎-沒有

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‎我一出櫃，我們就在一起了

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‎我和男生談過戀愛
‎但大多都是輕鬆的一夜情

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‎都是一次性的

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‎直到遇見你

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‎小萊，我真的很喜歡你

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‎你必須做該做的事，這我明白
‎可是…

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‎如果我們不再見面，我會非常難過

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‎我會有點難過

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‎既然這樣…

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‎我們就別難過了

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‎嘿

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‎你不用回去找理查嗎？

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‎我會想辦法的

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‎你剛戳我？

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‎我很無聊嘛

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‎天啊，你是五歲小孩嗎？

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‎陪我玩嘛

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‎好啦

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‎你想不想…

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‎我想

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‎上我？

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‎你是說…

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‎-好啊
‎-太好了

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‎很好

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‎好

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‎好

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‎好

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‎抱歉

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‎-這有點困難
‎-很煩人

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‎-他們故意讓人很難打開
‎-很滑

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‎好

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‎不，不要

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‎你想讓我懷孕嗎？

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‎謝謝你

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‎好

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‎好

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‎-好，準備好了嗎？
‎-好了

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‎好，好的

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‎-等等，要怎麼…
‎-你要稍微移開，然後推進去

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‎-好的，移開，推
‎-對

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‎就在那裡

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‎等等

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‎我好像弄不好

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‎-等等，小萊
‎-好

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‎-嗯？
‎-你當過一號嗎？

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‎當然，有過好幾次
‎只是我好一陣子沒做了

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‎我們換個位子，好嗎？

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‎好

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‎謝謝

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‎好，可以嗎？

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‎嘿，你還好嗎？

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‎我…對不起，我想我做不到

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‎進來之後就不難了，我保證

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‎不，是因為我的殘疾
‎你可以下去嗎？

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‎當然

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‎謝謝

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‎想聊聊嗎？

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‎來吧，來被窩裡找我，這裡比較安全

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‎看吧？這樣比較好吧？

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‎好，跟我說說你的殘疾

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‎好，我出生時腦部缺氧

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‎就是那種人偶爾需要的東西

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‎我住進加護病房
‎有段時間無法確定能否活下來

211
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‎最後醫生診斷我腦癱，可是…

212
00:11:33,338 --> 00:11:35,757
‎他們跟我媽說，不確定情況會有多糟

213
00:11:35,841 --> 00:11:37,634
‎不知道嚴重性

214
00:11:37,718 --> 00:11:40,887
‎所以我媽好幾年來都不知道我的情況

215
00:11:41,596 --> 00:11:44,891
‎天啊，你媽的壓力一定很大

216
00:11:45,767 --> 00:11:46,601
‎對

217
00:11:47,185 --> 00:11:48,186
‎是真的

218
00:11:50,605 --> 00:11:53,442
‎我就是一個跛著腳又綁著鐵鍊的怪胎

219
00:11:53,525 --> 00:11:56,862
‎沒有朋友，更沒有男朋友，我是說…

220
00:11:58,029 --> 00:11:58,864
‎我…

221
00:11:59,906 --> 00:12:02,200
‎我到了幾個月前才破處

222
00:12:04,828 --> 00:12:06,163
‎誰是那個幸運兒？

223
00:12:06,747 --> 00:12:07,664
‎性工作者

224
00:12:08,165 --> 00:12:12,252
‎太性感了，我一直想試試看

225
00:12:14,671 --> 00:12:15,505
‎你願意…

226
00:12:16,131 --> 00:12:18,717
‎你今晚願意陪我參加
‎小金的生日派對嗎？

227
00:12:19,926 --> 00:12:21,428
‎我很榮幸，夫人

228
00:12:21,511 --> 00:12:22,596
‎太棒了

229
00:12:25,182 --> 00:12:28,435
‎後來他在我家過夜

230
00:12:28,518 --> 00:12:30,729
‎就算理查就在他們家裡

231
00:12:31,563 --> 00:12:33,815
‎親愛的，我跟不上你和坦納的節奏

232
00:12:35,108 --> 00:12:36,401
‎你就放手吧

233
00:12:37,235 --> 00:12:40,071
‎我知道我們之間很混亂

234
00:12:40,822 --> 00:12:43,700
‎但我真心認為我們會想出解決辦法

235
00:12:47,662 --> 00:12:48,705
‎說人人到

236
00:12:50,582 --> 00:12:52,125
‎-嗨
‎-嗨，小萊

237
00:12:53,126 --> 00:12:56,922
‎我跟理查談過了，他想見你

238
00:12:59,883 --> 00:13:01,593
‎他完全可以接受

239
00:13:01,676 --> 00:13:04,596
‎但因為我突然去你家過夜

240
00:13:04,679 --> 00:13:06,389
‎所以他想認識你

241
00:13:06,473 --> 00:13:09,810
‎今晚七點一起吃晚餐吧？
‎約我家，我們會做飯

242
00:13:10,393 --> 00:13:12,437
‎只要你不會嚇到

243
00:13:13,021 --> 00:13:16,441
‎不，我一點都不會嚇到

244
00:13:16,525 --> 00:13:20,821
‎我很樂意在今晚跟你和理查共進晚餐

245
00:13:21,363 --> 00:13:23,198
‎不行，說不！

246
00:13:23,281 --> 00:13:25,742
‎還是可以改下星期？

247
00:13:26,743 --> 00:13:30,330
‎也可以，但除非今晚就見面
‎不然我沒辦法陪你參加小金的派對

248
00:13:30,413 --> 00:13:31,790
‎所以…

249
00:13:32,457 --> 00:13:35,085
‎好，那我們就今晚見

250
00:13:37,712 --> 00:13:42,133
‎你要和你男友坦納
‎以及他男友理查一起吃晚餐

251
00:13:42,217 --> 00:13:43,385
‎就在我慶生派對當晚？

252
00:13:43,468 --> 00:13:47,514
‎晚餐的時間很早
‎我保證我結束後一定會來

253
00:13:48,598 --> 00:13:49,432
‎好吧

254
00:13:49,975 --> 00:13:53,603
‎但如果你錯過我的生日
‎和他們搞3P，然後被殺了

255
00:13:53,687 --> 00:13:56,857
‎我會利用你的死功成名就

256
00:13:57,732 --> 00:13:58,567
‎好

257
00:14:03,488 --> 00:14:05,031
‎妳最近在做什麼？

258
00:14:05,532 --> 00:14:07,409
‎我在轉變方向

259
00:14:07,492 --> 00:14:10,328
‎我在做音樂，但我還沒準備好分享

260
00:14:10,912 --> 00:14:11,746
‎我…

261
00:14:12,289 --> 00:14:13,123
‎該死

262
00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:17,085
‎看看那是誰

263
00:14:17,586 --> 00:14:20,171
‎-兩位，快過來
‎-坦雅，不要

264
00:14:20,255 --> 00:14:21,715
‎跟我們一起坐

265
00:14:21,798 --> 00:14:22,924
‎-不要
‎-快來

266
00:14:24,801 --> 00:14:26,136
‎-一起坐
‎-沒關係

267
00:14:26,219 --> 00:14:28,346
‎-不，我們沒關係
‎-一起坐

268
00:14:28,430 --> 00:14:30,432
‎-來吧，一起坐
‎-那太棒了

269
00:14:30,515 --> 00:14:32,684
‎妳人太好了，謝謝妳，坐吧

270
00:14:34,352 --> 00:14:37,814
‎-坐吧，我們還有空間
‎-謝謝

271
00:14:37,898 --> 00:14:39,774
‎蘇珊說妳之前找她聊過天

272
00:14:39,858 --> 00:14:41,860
‎妳對她這麼好，真是太棒了

273
00:14:42,694 --> 00:14:43,945
‎-嗨
‎-嗨

274
00:14:44,029 --> 00:14:45,864
‎要不要先幫你們點飲料？

275
00:14:45,947 --> 00:14:48,325
‎我要一杯皮諾紅酒

276
00:14:48,408 --> 00:14:53,079
‎算了，點個瘋狂一點的
‎給我來杯凱迪拉克瑪格利特

277
00:14:56,416 --> 00:14:59,002
‎來一壺吧，大家一起喝

278
00:14:59,085 --> 00:15:00,170
‎沒問題

279
00:15:04,215 --> 00:15:05,425
‎我可以說句話嗎？

280
00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:08,929
‎這真的太棒了

281
00:15:09,012 --> 00:15:12,140
‎菲爾和卡倫從鄰居變成情人

282
00:15:12,223 --> 00:15:13,642
‎又變回朋友

283
00:15:14,351 --> 00:15:17,187
‎我說真的，我覺得很佩服

284
00:15:19,522 --> 00:15:20,398
‎情人？

285
00:15:21,942 --> 00:15:23,944
‎他沒跟我說過你們曾經是…

286
00:15:24,945 --> 00:15:25,820
‎情人

287
00:15:26,321 --> 00:15:27,155
‎真的嗎？

288
00:15:27,822 --> 00:15:29,783
‎太有意思了

289
00:15:52,430 --> 00:15:53,431
‎（克里斯提魯布托）

290
00:15:53,515 --> 00:15:55,850
‎（正牌紅底鞋送給正牌美女，愛妳）

291
00:15:59,354 --> 00:16:00,563
‎我好喜歡

292
00:16:07,529 --> 00:16:10,448
‎（給哈里森
‎性感乾爹，鞋子超美的）

293
00:16:10,532 --> 00:16:13,368
‎（等不及讓你在今晚看我穿了）

294
00:16:20,417 --> 00:16:21,710
‎我愛你

295
00:16:30,468 --> 00:16:31,469
‎嗨

296
00:16:32,053 --> 00:16:33,805
‎嗨，你來了

297
00:16:34,389 --> 00:16:35,348
‎對，我來了

298
00:16:35,849 --> 00:16:36,683
‎請進

299
00:16:38,643 --> 00:16:39,477
‎好

300
00:16:42,939 --> 00:16:46,151
‎我本來還想說
‎你會在最後一刻假裝重病

301
00:16:46,234 --> 00:16:47,902
‎才不會…

302
00:16:48,653 --> 00:16:51,406
‎但我上網查了你家，這房子很貴

303
00:16:51,489 --> 00:16:52,907
‎-不是我的錢
‎-你好

304
00:16:52,991 --> 00:16:55,660
‎我是理查，很開心終於見到你了

305
00:16:56,244 --> 00:16:57,537
‎嗨，先生

306
00:16:58,788 --> 00:17:03,710
‎我在雜貨店買了這瓶酒
‎那個小姐說這是最好的…

307
00:17:03,793 --> 00:17:05,712
‎-你真好
‎-對

308
00:17:05,795 --> 00:17:06,796
‎布丁酒

309
00:17:07,672 --> 00:17:08,882
‎我最愛的莊園

310
00:17:08,965 --> 00:17:09,841
‎太好了

311
00:17:09,924 --> 00:17:12,177
‎希望你不介意，但我剛開了一瓶

312
00:17:12,260 --> 00:17:13,470
‎你喜歡橘酒嗎？

313
00:17:14,554 --> 00:17:16,639
‎我最愛橘酒，你認真的嗎？

314
00:17:16,723 --> 00:17:22,270
‎因為它比紅色淺，又比白色深

315
00:17:22,353 --> 00:17:24,189
‎而且不是粉紅酒

316
00:17:24,272 --> 00:17:27,150
‎-不一樣
‎-說的很對

317
00:17:27,233 --> 00:17:28,735
‎我把這冰起來

318
00:17:28,818 --> 00:17:29,736
‎把這當自己家吧

319
00:17:30,236 --> 00:17:31,071
‎好

320
00:17:31,863 --> 00:17:33,406
‎別擔心，會很有趣的

321
00:17:34,449 --> 00:17:35,450
‎應該吧

322
00:17:36,534 --> 00:17:38,870
‎親愛的，可以幫我攪拌沙拉嗎？

323
00:17:38,953 --> 00:17:40,830
‎怎麼攪都可以

324
00:17:42,082 --> 00:17:45,794
‎我常常忘記我們之間的年齡差距

325
00:17:45,877 --> 00:17:47,545
‎但這次我可沒忘

326
00:17:48,379 --> 00:17:50,423
‎食物看起來很棒

327
00:17:51,132 --> 00:17:55,512
‎謝謝，什麼都比不上
‎我們去年夏天在羅馬吃的燉小牛膝

328
00:17:56,304 --> 00:17:58,765
‎你們去了羅馬，真有趣

329
00:17:58,848 --> 00:18:01,267
‎我常常去那裡工作

330
00:18:01,351 --> 00:18:04,020
‎有時會帶著坦納一起去

331
00:18:04,896 --> 00:18:08,108
‎去年夏天，我們從羅馬出發
‎一路玩遍托斯卡尼

332
00:18:08,191 --> 00:18:11,194
‎好了，寶貝
‎我們越來越像中產階級同性戀

333
00:18:11,277 --> 00:18:13,488
‎炫耀自己的旅遊經驗，說一些

334
00:18:13,571 --> 00:18:16,241
‎“你沒在米科諾斯島放過暑假？
‎你一定要去！

335
00:18:16,324 --> 00:18:18,785
‎還有，其實我們是共和黨的”
‎這類的話

336
00:18:20,203 --> 00:18:22,288
‎-你們其實是共和黨的？
‎-我們不是

337
00:18:22,372 --> 00:18:24,082
‎不是…

338
00:18:24,165 --> 00:18:25,125
‎好險

339
00:18:29,337 --> 00:18:32,549
‎好，我就直說了，場面有點尷尬

340
00:18:32,632 --> 00:18:35,426
‎-才不會，我很自在
‎-沒事的…

341
00:18:35,510 --> 00:18:37,095
‎-我不覺得
‎-沒事的

342
00:18:37,887 --> 00:18:39,430
‎這是我們的初體驗

343
00:18:39,931 --> 00:18:41,474
‎所以我想我一定要

344
00:18:41,558 --> 00:18:45,311
‎見見這位常常和坦納相處的人

345
00:18:45,895 --> 00:18:51,693
‎所以我們乾一杯，敬這場有點尷尬

346
00:18:51,776 --> 00:18:55,446
‎但又不會太尷尬的聚會

347
00:18:55,530 --> 00:18:57,824
‎好，乾杯

348
00:19:03,663 --> 00:19:05,832
‎天啊，這酒真棒

349
00:19:08,168 --> 00:19:10,461
‎我帶的酒爛透了，對吧？

350
00:19:11,504 --> 00:19:12,338
‎抱歉

351
00:19:12,839 --> 00:19:16,176
‎-沒關係，我會拿來做菜
‎-好

352
00:19:20,305 --> 00:19:22,390
‎所以你們交往過？

353
00:19:23,266 --> 00:19:25,602
‎妳知道，“交往”這詞太重了

354
00:19:26,102 --> 00:19:27,854
‎蘇西？聽起來…

355
00:19:27,937 --> 00:19:30,440
‎-我可以叫妳蘇西嗎？
‎-可以

356
00:19:30,523 --> 00:19:31,816
‎那沒什麼

357
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,861
‎我們確實交往過，可是…

358
00:19:34,944 --> 00:19:37,280
‎我們在一起的時間不長，那…

359
00:19:37,780 --> 00:19:38,907
‎有件事很有趣，事實上

360
00:19:39,574 --> 00:19:42,785
‎分手是他提的，因為他受不了我兒子

361
00:19:43,703 --> 00:19:44,746
‎天啊

362
00:19:47,123 --> 00:19:48,249
‎天啊

363
00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:50,960
‎等一下，你跟她分手是因為她兒子？

364
00:19:51,586 --> 00:19:55,465
‎我覺得這杯瑪格利特很好喝

365
00:19:55,548 --> 00:19:57,091
‎那個有腦性麻痺的兒子？

366
00:19:57,675 --> 00:19:59,052
‎那孩子是個混蛋

367
00:19:59,844 --> 00:20:01,804
‎那我女兒是混蛋嗎？

368
00:20:01,888 --> 00:20:04,807
‎不是，寶貝，她有酒癮

369
00:20:04,891 --> 00:20:08,519
‎有酒癮的人也可能是混蛋，可是…

370
00:20:08,603 --> 00:20:13,399
‎我最喜歡聽膝下無子的男人
‎關於養育孩子的言論，對吧？蘇珊

371
00:20:13,483 --> 00:20:14,484
‎沒錯

372
00:20:14,567 --> 00:20:16,527
‎順帶一提，菲爾

373
00:20:17,070 --> 00:20:19,572
‎你殘酷地和卡倫分手

374
00:20:19,656 --> 00:20:21,783
‎害她跟她兒子大吵一架

375
00:20:22,283 --> 00:20:23,701
‎他們就沒再說過話了

376
00:20:23,785 --> 00:20:24,702
‎所以

377
00:20:25,495 --> 00:20:26,579
‎你要知道這一點

378
00:20:27,956 --> 00:20:28,957
‎這我不知道

379
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:31,709
‎沒錯，這真是太有趣了

380
00:20:31,793 --> 00:20:33,503
‎因為你得到了你想要的

381
00:20:33,586 --> 00:20:36,589
‎但卻沒能享受好處

382
00:20:37,090 --> 00:20:41,427
‎菲爾，知道自己毀了母子之情
‎是什麼感覺？

383
00:20:42,011 --> 00:20:44,055
‎-坦雅，別說了
‎-是什麼感覺？

384
00:20:44,138 --> 00:20:45,515
‎我們的感情沒有被摧毀

385
00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:48,726
‎這裡有壽星！

386
00:20:54,857 --> 00:20:57,485
‎我每次都會說今天是我生日

387
00:20:57,986 --> 00:20:59,487
‎這樣就能有…對吧？

388
00:21:02,740 --> 00:21:04,158
‎我受夠了

389
00:21:04,242 --> 00:21:06,244
‎-菲爾，你載我回家吧
‎-好

390
00:21:11,165 --> 00:21:12,000
‎對不起

391
00:21:12,834 --> 00:21:15,628
‎我沒有告訴蘇珊
‎因為我想保護她的心情

392
00:21:18,506 --> 00:21:20,425
‎妳和萊恩發生的事，我也很抱歉

393
00:21:28,308 --> 00:21:29,726
‎我覺得很順利

394
00:21:34,355 --> 00:21:39,485
‎（小金）

395
00:21:40,570 --> 00:21:41,404
‎嘿，女孩

396
00:21:50,830 --> 00:21:52,832
‎（給哈里森，你預計何時抵達？）

397
00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:55,251
‎（給萊恩
‎最好給我馬上到場，賤人）

398
00:21:58,129 --> 00:21:59,881
‎生日快樂！

399
00:21:59,964 --> 00:22:02,383
‎薩曼莎！真開心妳來了

400
00:22:02,467 --> 00:22:05,803
‎真的嗎？謝謝妳邀請我，我有點驚訝

401
00:22:05,887 --> 00:22:07,764
‎拿著這個去背板前拍照

402
00:22:08,473 --> 00:22:09,599
‎“空水”是什麼？

403
00:22:09,682 --> 00:22:10,892
‎派對的贊助商

404
00:22:10,975 --> 00:22:13,728
‎但千萬別喝，裡面有很多細菌

405
00:22:14,896 --> 00:22:16,647
‎還有紅毯？

406
00:22:16,731 --> 00:22:18,608
‎妳怎麼辦出這場派對的？

407
00:22:19,484 --> 00:22:21,277
‎妳欠了一屁股債

408
00:22:22,528 --> 00:22:23,780
‎我偷聽來的

409
00:22:25,531 --> 00:22:27,075
‎我和奧莉維亞談了條件

410
00:22:27,158 --> 00:22:30,078
‎我可以免費在蛋醒網慶生，她可以…

411
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:33,373
‎生日快樂，小金

412
00:22:36,709 --> 00:22:40,963
‎（婊子壽星）

413
00:22:47,470 --> 00:22:48,304
‎再來一次

414
00:22:48,888 --> 00:22:50,681
‎想那樣多久都行

415
00:22:56,813 --> 00:22:57,647
‎快去吧

416
00:23:04,487 --> 00:23:06,906
‎（哈里森：對不起，晚餐延遲了）

417
00:23:06,989 --> 00:23:11,786
‎（午夜前無法脫身
‎我明天一早就打給妳）

418
00:23:18,584 --> 00:23:21,504
‎你最好馬上過來，否則我們就玩完了

419
00:23:25,425 --> 00:23:26,759
‎洛杉磯，謝謝你

420
00:23:26,843 --> 00:23:27,760
‎晚安

421
00:23:32,056 --> 00:23:33,182
‎還不錯吧？

422
00:23:33,266 --> 00:23:34,142
‎對，他…

423
00:23:35,435 --> 00:23:36,269
‎人很好

424
00:23:40,523 --> 00:23:41,357
‎真的嗎？

425
00:23:43,985 --> 00:23:44,861
‎好

426
00:23:46,904 --> 00:23:49,240
‎好，寶貝？

427
00:23:49,323 --> 00:23:51,784
‎她又在說抖音的事了，幫幫我

428
00:23:53,161 --> 00:23:55,705
‎貝卡，我的青少年女王，不

429
00:23:56,289 --> 00:23:59,459
‎絕對不行，她十年後就不紅了

430
00:24:00,501 --> 00:24:02,837
‎對，四月的時候，好

431
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:06,340
‎妳週末的演奏會結束之後來視訊
‎好嗎？再見，愛妳

432
00:24:06,424 --> 00:24:07,425
‎愛妳

433
00:24:08,342 --> 00:24:09,594
‎請翻譯

434
00:24:09,677 --> 00:24:13,514
‎妳姪女想把怪奇比莉的歌詞
‎刺青在身上，我說服她不要刺

435
00:24:14,182 --> 00:24:15,433
‎怪奇比莉是誰？

436
00:24:15,516 --> 00:24:19,854
‎我沒心情和時間再次跟你解釋她是誰

437
00:24:21,522 --> 00:24:25,109
‎聽著，今晚超好玩的

438
00:24:25,902 --> 00:24:28,070
‎但今天是我好朋友的生日，所以…

439
00:24:28,154 --> 00:24:30,448
‎沒錯，坦納跟我說過

440
00:24:30,531 --> 00:24:32,825
‎去吧，有個開心的一晚，好好玩

441
00:24:35,036 --> 00:24:36,370
‎-去吧，我來就好
‎-可以嗎？

442
00:24:36,454 --> 00:24:37,288
‎當然

443
00:24:37,788 --> 00:24:40,833
‎我想說一句，我真的為妳感到驕傲

444
00:24:41,334 --> 00:24:43,544
‎我是說，我知道場面有點僵

445
00:24:43,628 --> 00:24:47,507
‎但妳展現出如此美好的情感

446
00:24:48,007 --> 00:24:50,718
‎我認為那是必要的，卡倫

447
00:24:50,801 --> 00:24:52,845
‎不，那一切都沒有必要

448
00:24:52,929 --> 00:24:56,682
‎我不敢相信
‎妳竟然邀請他們和我們一起坐

449
00:24:56,766 --> 00:25:00,811
‎妳總是這樣，坦雅
‎妳最愛管人閒事，妳很雞婆

450
00:25:00,895 --> 00:25:01,854
‎才不是

451
00:25:02,730 --> 00:25:03,773
‎我是在幫忙

452
00:25:04,315 --> 00:25:05,274
‎我樂於助人

453
00:25:05,858 --> 00:25:10,196
‎而且妳之前自己說過，妳很喜歡蘇珊

454
00:25:10,279 --> 00:25:11,280
‎還說我們都是大人了

455
00:25:11,364 --> 00:25:13,407
‎老實說，我真的搞不懂

456
00:25:14,450 --> 00:25:16,786
‎我知道妳是好意

457
00:25:17,286 --> 00:25:19,413
‎但妳不要插手

458
00:25:20,998 --> 00:25:21,916
‎拜託了

459
00:25:25,127 --> 00:25:25,962
‎好

460
00:25:27,505 --> 00:25:28,339
‎晚安

461
00:25:38,432 --> 00:25:42,228
‎好，從“梅根”這名字看來
‎她五分鐘之內絕對到不了

462
00:25:43,646 --> 00:25:45,356
‎我們成功了，晚餐太順利了

463
00:25:45,439 --> 00:25:47,608
‎對，我很喜歡理查

464
00:25:48,234 --> 00:25:51,946
‎我喜歡你家，食物和酒都太棒了

465
00:25:52,029 --> 00:25:52,905
‎對吧？

466
00:25:55,324 --> 00:25:56,158
‎坦納

467
00:25:57,535 --> 00:25:59,662
‎我想我受不了了

468
00:26:00,705 --> 00:26:02,582
‎等等，什麼？但你剛才說…

469
00:26:02,665 --> 00:26:05,376
‎不，我們整晚都待在你們完美的家

470
00:26:05,459 --> 00:26:07,795
‎周圍都是你們完美的東西，而我…

471
00:26:08,379 --> 00:26:11,882
‎我滿腦子想的都是
‎我多希望那是我們的完美房子

472
00:26:11,966 --> 00:26:13,593
‎周圍都是我們完美的東西

473
00:26:14,343 --> 00:26:17,346
‎-我希望你能跟我的姪女親近…
‎-你有姪女嗎？

474
00:26:17,430 --> 00:26:18,306
‎不，我只是…

475
00:26:19,015 --> 00:26:21,309
‎我也想要你和理查共有的一切

476
00:26:22,351 --> 00:26:24,228
‎我想和你一起擁有這種生活

477
00:26:24,312 --> 00:26:26,564
‎但我不能，因為你已經和他共有了

478
00:26:26,647 --> 00:26:30,276
‎可是小萊，今晚的目的就是
‎證明這樣行得通

479
00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:32,987
‎對你來說行得通，但對我不是

480
00:26:33,988 --> 00:26:35,531
‎你知道，最悲哀的就是

481
00:26:35,615 --> 00:26:38,951
‎我可以想像自己
‎永遠和你一起過這樣的生活

482
00:26:39,035 --> 00:26:42,330
‎每次想到我都更難過，因為…

483
00:26:43,581 --> 00:26:46,500
‎只能偶爾擁有你
‎比完全沒擁有還要痛苦

484
00:26:48,419 --> 00:26:49,295
‎所以拜託你

485
00:26:50,588 --> 00:26:52,089
‎和我分手吧

486
00:26:57,345 --> 00:26:58,179
‎好

487
00:26:59,889 --> 00:27:00,723
‎我們結束了

488
00:27:11,233 --> 00:27:12,693
‎優步快來了嗎？

489
00:27:14,403 --> 00:27:15,905
‎還沒，還要六分鐘

490
00:27:15,988 --> 00:27:16,822
‎好

491
00:27:29,669 --> 00:27:31,128
‎還有誰想唱歌 ?

492
00:27:31,212 --> 00:27:32,797
‎-我！
‎-我！

493
00:27:33,464 --> 00:27:37,593
‎沒人嗎？好吧，那我就繼續唱

494
00:27:47,019 --> 00:27:49,772
‎寶貝，你趕上了！

495
00:27:49,855 --> 00:27:50,690
‎我的天啊

496
00:27:51,232 --> 00:27:54,193
‎好，我知道很遜
‎但我幫我們報名了卡拉OK

497
00:27:54,276 --> 00:27:55,361
‎不，小金

498
00:27:55,945 --> 00:27:57,613
‎妳傳那什麼瘋狂的訊息？

499
00:27:59,448 --> 00:28:00,533
‎什麼意思？

500
00:28:01,575 --> 00:28:03,452
‎妳對我發飆

501
00:28:03,536 --> 00:28:05,705
‎我以為你不會來，所以…

502
00:28:05,788 --> 00:28:08,499
‎妳說妳的派對很輕鬆

503
00:28:08,582 --> 00:28:10,501
‎還說妳不喜歡慶生

504
00:28:10,584 --> 00:28:14,130
‎說自己不在乎生日的人才是最在乎的

505
00:28:14,213 --> 00:28:16,882
‎所以我才買了妳最愛的鞋子

506
00:28:16,966 --> 00:28:18,467
‎鞋？你以為…

507
00:28:18,968 --> 00:28:20,344
‎你知道嗎？你拿回去吧

508
00:28:20,428 --> 00:28:22,596
‎其實不行，這已經是我的了

509
00:28:23,264 --> 00:28:26,934
‎你知道嗎？
‎重點不是你不來參加我的生日派對

510
00:28:27,017 --> 00:28:29,103
‎我不是脆弱的小女孩，我只是…

511
00:28:30,187 --> 00:28:31,731
‎我很喜歡你

512
00:28:32,523 --> 00:28:34,984
‎但我不想喜歡你，因為…

513
00:28:35,985 --> 00:28:37,945
‎我知道我會有什麼下場

514
00:28:40,823 --> 00:28:44,034
‎像你這樣的男人
‎喜歡和我這種女生在一起幾個月

515
00:28:44,118 --> 00:28:48,164
‎但你終究會發現你根本應付不了我

516
00:28:48,247 --> 00:28:51,834
‎你寧願跟一個
‎名叫雀兒喜的溫柔女孩在一起

517
00:28:51,917 --> 00:28:54,086
‎她一年會讓妳肛交一次，所以…

518
00:28:54,670 --> 00:28:56,797
‎我就幫我們兩個省下大把時間

519
00:28:56,881 --> 00:28:58,758
‎讓你奔向雀兒喜的懷抱

520
00:28:59,258 --> 00:29:03,721
‎我真的很希望妳可以相信我也喜歡妳

521
00:29:05,139 --> 00:29:06,640
‎因為我是真心的，小金，我…

522
00:29:09,977 --> 00:29:10,895
‎我真的喜歡妳

523
00:29:13,606 --> 00:29:14,482
‎妳可不可以…

524
00:29:15,566 --> 00:29:17,777
‎妳可以為我做到嗎？

525
00:29:19,862 --> 00:29:20,988
‎請相信我

526
00:29:27,953 --> 00:29:28,788
‎好

527
00:29:30,372 --> 00:29:33,417
‎我沒辦法這樣下去了，我…

528
00:29:34,293 --> 00:29:35,127
‎對不起

529
00:29:44,386 --> 00:29:47,223
‎接下來，歡迎小金…

530
00:29:47,973 --> 00:29:49,767
‎以及哈里森

531
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:55,314
‎管他的

532
00:31:11,849 --> 00:31:13,142
‎生日快樂，小金

533
00:31:14,268 --> 00:31:16,520
‎遜斃了，下一位

534
00:31:17,021 --> 00:31:17,855
‎誰說的啊？

535
00:31:35,831 --> 00:31:36,665
‎嗨

536
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:40,836
‎嗨

537
00:31:45,257 --> 00:31:46,133
‎媽

538
00:31:47,259 --> 00:31:48,260
‎我真的很抱歉…

539
00:31:49,219 --> 00:31:50,471
‎沒事的

540
00:31:51,513 --> 00:31:53,390
‎我也很抱歉

541
00:32:01,273 --> 00:32:04,401
‎我很高興你回家了

542
00:32:05,819 --> 00:32:06,654
‎我也是

543
00:33:10,092 --> 00:33:11,844
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