1 00:00:11,032 --> 00:00:14,952 [upbeat instrumental music playing] 2 00:00:15,036 --> 00:00:19,707 Okay, so the red carpet will be over there, karaoke over there, 3 00:00:19,790 --> 00:00:23,169 and I was gonna have a live snake, but it ate someone at the last party. 4 00:00:23,252 --> 00:00:26,255 [laughs] Kim, this is a lot for 29. 5 00:00:26,338 --> 00:00:28,215 You're not being a good birthday ally. 6 00:00:28,299 --> 00:00:30,551 Oh, also, I didn't invite Tanner, 7 00:00:30,634 --> 00:00:35,097 as I didn't know who had custody of him this weekend, but he's obviously invited. 8 00:00:35,181 --> 00:00:36,891 Maybe both of our boos can be there. 9 00:00:36,974 --> 00:00:39,477 I'm actually breaking up with Tanner. 10 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:41,479 Aw. Ry. 11 00:00:41,979 --> 00:00:44,648 Yeah, it's just like, one second, we act like boyfriends, 12 00:00:44,732 --> 00:00:48,319 and then suddenly Richard's in town and we're just texting each other memes. 13 00:00:48,819 --> 00:00:50,446 It makes me feel shitty, you know? 14 00:00:51,363 --> 00:00:52,281 I'm sorry. 15 00:00:52,907 --> 00:00:54,784 But I think you're doing the right thing. 16 00:00:54,867 --> 00:00:58,204 You know, part of me was hoping you'd just fall for that Marc guy 17 00:00:58,287 --> 00:01:00,206 and forget about all this Tanner business. 18 00:01:00,289 --> 00:01:02,917 -Was the sex really that bad? -Yeah. 19 00:01:03,584 --> 00:01:05,086 It was really that bad. 20 00:01:05,169 --> 00:01:06,170 [Olivia] Hey, Ryan. 21 00:01:07,129 --> 00:01:08,130 -Bye. -Bye. 22 00:01:08,214 --> 00:01:09,507 I made you a to-do list. 23 00:01:11,300 --> 00:01:12,134 Okay. 24 00:01:13,302 --> 00:01:15,179 "Pick up Olivia's dry cleaning." 25 00:01:15,262 --> 00:01:17,473 "Deposit checks for Olivia at the bank." 26 00:01:17,556 --> 00:01:19,433 "Tell Olivia she's thin." 27 00:01:19,517 --> 00:01:22,895 "Like, 'Nicole Richie running on the beach in 2005' thin." 28 00:01:22,978 --> 00:01:25,272 These are errands for, like, an intern. 29 00:01:25,356 --> 00:01:27,566 That's right, diva. Is there a problem? 30 00:01:27,650 --> 00:01:29,693 Well, I-I'm… I'm a… I'm a writer. 31 00:01:29,777 --> 00:01:33,239 Who doesn't write. [chuckles] 32 00:01:33,322 --> 00:01:34,698 [babyish] Me confused. 33 00:01:34,782 --> 00:01:38,619 Look, I'm so sorry, Olivia. I know I haven't written anything in a while. 34 00:01:38,702 --> 00:01:42,998 -I've been going through a really hard-- -Look, hun, I'm not running a charity. 35 00:01:43,707 --> 00:01:46,377 Although I do claim Samantha as a dependent. 36 00:01:46,460 --> 00:01:49,922 You either start doing your job or you'll be fired. 37 00:01:50,005 --> 00:01:52,424 And until then, keep reading the list. 38 00:01:53,592 --> 00:01:56,053 "Wow, Olivia, you look thin." 39 00:01:56,554 --> 00:01:59,849 "Like, 'We've all talked about it and are worried about you' thin." 40 00:01:59,932 --> 00:02:00,891 [gasps] My God. 41 00:02:00,975 --> 00:02:02,601 "Wow, Olivia, you look thin." 42 00:02:02,685 --> 00:02:03,561 How thin? 43 00:02:04,061 --> 00:02:06,438 "Like, 'Day two of a bad stomach flu' thin." 44 00:02:06,522 --> 00:02:09,692 "Like, 'Lindsay Lohan promoting A Prairie Home Companion' thin." 45 00:02:14,530 --> 00:02:16,824 [woman] Honey, that is not what I meant. 46 00:02:18,242 --> 00:02:20,035 [scoffs] Well, what did you expect? 47 00:02:20,119 --> 00:02:22,705 I didn't hear from you for three days. I thought you-- 48 00:02:22,788 --> 00:02:24,707 I thought you were in a ditch somewhere. 49 00:02:25,583 --> 00:02:26,709 [scoffs and laughs] 50 00:02:26,792 --> 00:02:29,420 Honestly, that doesn't make it any better, Harper. 51 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:30,754 Harper? 52 00:02:31,797 --> 00:02:32,715 Harper, hello? 53 00:02:33,841 --> 00:02:34,675 [groans] 54 00:02:38,179 --> 00:02:39,638 Is everything okay? 55 00:02:39,722 --> 00:02:40,556 Yeah. 56 00:02:41,807 --> 00:02:44,894 No. You know, it's-- Kids. 57 00:02:46,729 --> 00:02:49,064 Would you like to come in for a coffee? 58 00:02:50,524 --> 00:02:51,734 [woman sighs] 59 00:02:52,735 --> 00:02:55,362 Yeah. I would love… I would love that. 60 00:02:58,115 --> 00:03:00,242 It's hard to tell when they're still in school. 61 00:03:00,326 --> 00:03:03,412 Those college kids are binge drinking like it's an Olympic sport. 62 00:03:04,121 --> 00:03:07,374 But it was after she graduated when we really knew she had a problem. 63 00:03:07,458 --> 00:03:08,584 We? 64 00:03:08,667 --> 00:03:10,711 [groans] My ex-husband. 65 00:03:10,794 --> 00:03:14,298 But he bailed after the second round of rehab, so I'm on my own. 66 00:03:14,381 --> 00:03:18,093 I know a thing or two about a man bailing on responsibility. 67 00:03:18,177 --> 00:03:22,431 Navigating Ryan's disability alone was not ideal. 68 00:03:22,514 --> 00:03:24,391 Oh, I can't even imagine. 69 00:03:24,475 --> 00:03:25,851 -Yeah. -[door opens] 70 00:03:25,935 --> 00:03:29,355 Oh, hey! Susan, this is my friend Tonya. 71 00:03:29,438 --> 00:03:30,773 -Hi! -[Karen] She's staying here. 72 00:03:30,856 --> 00:03:32,983 -[Susan] Hi, nice to-- -I'm a hugger, so I'm gonna hug! 73 00:03:33,067 --> 00:03:34,777 -[Susan laughs] Hey. -Hi. 74 00:03:34,860 --> 00:03:37,488 Oh, this was so nice, thank you, but I really have to go. 75 00:03:37,571 --> 00:03:41,325 I'm sure my daughter has stolen my identity again while we had coffee. 76 00:03:41,408 --> 00:03:44,787 [chuckles] But thank you. Nice to meet you. 77 00:03:44,870 --> 00:03:46,205 Thank you for coming. 78 00:03:46,288 --> 00:03:47,414 -[door opens] -Oh, wow. 79 00:03:47,498 --> 00:03:51,126 She has got good energy, huh? So how do you guys know each other? 80 00:03:51,210 --> 00:03:53,754 She's Phil's new girlfriend. 81 00:03:53,837 --> 00:03:56,632 -And does she know about you and Phil? -Yeah, I'm sure. 82 00:03:57,549 --> 00:04:00,219 Wow. Ooh, Kare, I'm impressed. 83 00:04:00,302 --> 00:04:03,973 You're befriending your ex's girlfriend? That's very mature of you. Good for you. 84 00:04:04,056 --> 00:04:05,849 I don't know about "friends," 85 00:04:05,933 --> 00:04:09,228 but we're all adults. There's no need for drama. 86 00:04:09,311 --> 00:04:12,690 I still identify as childlike, since adulthood is a trap. 87 00:04:13,190 --> 00:04:15,484 But good for you. Um, wonderful. 88 00:04:15,567 --> 00:04:18,028 Can I be awful and ask for a fresh cup? 89 00:04:18,112 --> 00:04:20,114 Thank you, and I'm sorry to make you get up. 90 00:04:20,197 --> 00:04:23,117 -Oh God, of course. Of course. You got it. -Thank you. 91 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,035 -[man] Dinner's almost ready. -No rush. 92 00:04:25,119 --> 00:04:28,205 I'm just stalking a girl from my hometown. I'm worried about her. 93 00:04:28,289 --> 00:04:30,207 I think she's involved in a pyramid scheme. 94 00:04:33,502 --> 00:04:35,713 Okay, this looks amazing. 95 00:04:36,380 --> 00:04:39,550 Incredibly rude of you to be hot, rich and able to cook. 96 00:04:40,759 --> 00:04:42,428 It's a meal prep service. 97 00:04:42,511 --> 00:04:45,723 I literally was given the ingredients and told what to do with them. 98 00:04:46,932 --> 00:04:50,936 Well, still, I think it's incredibly sweet of you to cook for me on my birthday. 99 00:04:51,020 --> 00:04:53,647 What? It's your birthday? 100 00:04:54,398 --> 00:04:58,986 Holy shit. Uh, happy birthday. You should've told me earlier. 101 00:04:59,069 --> 00:05:03,032 Oh, ew, no. I can't stand people who make a big deal out of their birthdays. 102 00:05:03,115 --> 00:05:05,784 I'm just having a super laid-back thing at Eggwoke. 103 00:05:05,868 --> 00:05:06,702 At work? 104 00:05:07,202 --> 00:05:09,872 A free event space. Don't judge. [chuckles] 105 00:05:09,955 --> 00:05:12,666 Anyway, party starts at nine tomorrow night. 106 00:05:12,750 --> 00:05:16,587 Oh, but, seriously, like, no worries if you can't make it. 107 00:05:16,670 --> 00:05:17,880 [groans] 108 00:05:17,963 --> 00:05:20,132 I have a dinner tomorrow with investors. 109 00:05:20,966 --> 00:05:22,468 -Okay, Mark Zuckerberg. -Whoa. 110 00:05:22,551 --> 00:05:24,803 Please don't-- Don't ever call me that again. 111 00:05:24,887 --> 00:05:27,598 Um, look, uh… [chuckles] 112 00:05:27,681 --> 00:05:31,185 What if I wrap it up early and come by afterwards? 113 00:05:32,644 --> 00:05:33,729 Cool, sounds good. 114 00:05:34,313 --> 00:05:36,190 -You want some birthday sex? -[scoffs] 115 00:05:36,732 --> 00:05:37,941 -Definitely. -Yeah. 116 00:05:42,780 --> 00:05:44,865 [phone rings out] 117 00:05:45,407 --> 00:05:46,700 [cell phone vibrates] 118 00:05:48,452 --> 00:05:49,453 Hey, Ry. 119 00:05:49,536 --> 00:05:51,330 Oh… Hi. 120 00:05:52,247 --> 00:05:54,583 [chuckles] You actually answered. Okay. 121 00:05:54,666 --> 00:05:56,335 [laughs] 122 00:05:56,418 --> 00:05:57,378 Um, yeah. 123 00:05:57,461 --> 00:06:00,130 -Hi. How are you? -I'm great. 124 00:06:00,214 --> 00:06:04,676 Richard's out, and I'm just trying to fill the void by looking at ottomans online. 125 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:07,096 -How about you? -I'm great. I'm-- 126 00:06:07,930 --> 00:06:09,556 Yeah, I'm great. I just, um… 127 00:06:10,432 --> 00:06:13,310 I just need to tell you something, which is that, um, 128 00:06:13,394 --> 00:06:16,730 I don't think we should really see each other anymore. 129 00:06:17,314 --> 00:06:19,691 If that's okay with you. I just-- I just, um… 130 00:06:20,275 --> 00:06:26,156 I know you have your rule with Richard, which I respect and I honor. I just, um… 131 00:06:26,907 --> 00:06:27,741 I just 132 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:29,868 don't think I can 133 00:06:30,619 --> 00:06:31,829 do it anymore. 134 00:06:31,912 --> 00:06:32,830 So… 135 00:06:36,083 --> 00:06:38,210 Can I come over so we can talk about this? 136 00:06:41,130 --> 00:06:42,548 Yeah, yeah. 137 00:06:46,510 --> 00:06:49,346 So, um, what I'm trying to say, ultimately, 138 00:06:49,430 --> 00:06:51,348 is that I love hanging out with you, 139 00:06:51,432 --> 00:06:55,519 which, of course, then makes me feel sad when I'm not hanging out with you. 140 00:06:56,103 --> 00:06:57,646 So, to solve that, 141 00:06:57,729 --> 00:07:03,110 uh, I have decided to, um, stop hanging out with you completely. 142 00:07:04,570 --> 00:07:05,529 Does that make sense? 143 00:07:05,612 --> 00:07:08,615 Ry, look, this situation, it's new to me too. 144 00:07:08,699 --> 00:07:11,326 I've never tried to date someone while being with Richard. 145 00:07:12,786 --> 00:07:13,829 Actually… [sighs] 146 00:07:15,164 --> 00:07:18,667 I've never had real feelings for anyone besides Richard before. 147 00:07:20,002 --> 00:07:21,712 -Never? -Well, no. 148 00:07:21,795 --> 00:07:23,714 We got together right after I came out. 149 00:07:24,214 --> 00:07:28,552 I've hooked up with guys, but it's mostly been super casual, one-night-stand stuff. 150 00:07:28,635 --> 00:07:29,928 No repeat customers. 151 00:07:31,263 --> 00:07:33,765 Until you. 152 00:07:39,313 --> 00:07:41,773 Ry, I really like you. 153 00:07:42,441 --> 00:07:45,319 And you have to do what you have to do. I get that, but 154 00:07:46,695 --> 00:07:49,573 I would be really sad if we stopped seeing each other. 155 00:07:51,783 --> 00:07:53,619 I'd be a little bit sad. [chuckles] 156 00:07:54,995 --> 00:07:55,829 Then… 157 00:07:58,457 --> 00:07:59,833 let's not be sad. 158 00:08:04,171 --> 00:08:05,005 Hey, 159 00:08:06,590 --> 00:08:08,675 don't you have to go back to Richard now? 160 00:08:09,843 --> 00:08:11,136 I'll figure it out. 161 00:08:26,652 --> 00:08:27,903 [Ryan groans lightly] 162 00:08:27,986 --> 00:08:29,947 -Did you just poke me? -I'm bored. 163 00:08:32,908 --> 00:08:35,577 Okay. God, what are you, five? 164 00:08:35,661 --> 00:08:37,746 -Entertain me! -[Ryan chuckles] 165 00:08:38,330 --> 00:08:39,164 [Ryan] Fine. 166 00:08:42,834 --> 00:08:45,254 [sighs] Do you want to… 167 00:08:45,837 --> 00:08:47,381 Oh, yeah. I do. 168 00:08:47,464 --> 00:08:48,382 …fuck me? 169 00:08:50,342 --> 00:08:51,218 Oh, you mean… 170 00:08:52,010 --> 00:08:52,970 Oh. 171 00:08:53,887 --> 00:08:55,430 -Yeah, yeah. -Amazing. 172 00:08:55,514 --> 00:08:56,640 [they laugh] 173 00:08:58,559 --> 00:08:59,685 [Ryan] All right. 174 00:09:01,103 --> 00:09:02,062 Okay. 175 00:09:07,776 --> 00:09:08,902 Oh, okay. 176 00:09:10,696 --> 00:09:11,697 All right. Okay. 177 00:09:12,698 --> 00:09:14,241 All right. [groans] 178 00:09:14,324 --> 00:09:15,200 Sorry. 179 00:09:16,493 --> 00:09:17,327 Um… 180 00:09:18,704 --> 00:09:21,790 -These are, um… These are tricky. -It's kind of annoying. 181 00:09:21,873 --> 00:09:24,334 -They make you really work for it. -It's slippery. 182 00:09:24,418 --> 00:09:25,294 Okay. 183 00:09:25,377 --> 00:09:26,712 No, no, no! Don't! 184 00:09:28,338 --> 00:09:29,423 -Oh. -[Tanner chuckles] 185 00:09:29,506 --> 00:09:31,425 -You wanna make a baby today? -[laughs] 186 00:09:32,175 --> 00:09:33,010 Thank you. 187 00:09:38,557 --> 00:09:39,391 Yes. 188 00:09:41,101 --> 00:09:41,935 Okay. 189 00:09:43,478 --> 00:09:45,772 -Okay. Are you ready? -Yeah. 190 00:09:45,856 --> 00:09:46,898 All right. Okay. 191 00:09:48,442 --> 00:09:49,526 [grunting] 192 00:09:49,610 --> 00:09:52,571 -Wait, how do you-- -You move it a little and push it in. 193 00:09:52,654 --> 00:09:53,780 Right. Okay. 194 00:09:53,864 --> 00:09:56,033 -Move, push. -Yeah. 195 00:09:57,367 --> 00:09:58,785 -It's right there. -Oh, wait. 196 00:09:59,661 --> 00:10:00,787 I can't seem to get it. 197 00:10:00,871 --> 00:10:02,164 -Wait, Ry. -Okay. 198 00:10:02,706 --> 00:10:04,583 -Yeah? -Have you ever topped before? 199 00:10:05,083 --> 00:10:07,502 Of course, yeah. A couple of times. 200 00:10:07,586 --> 00:10:09,463 I just… I haven't done it in a while. 201 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:14,343 -Here, let's switch positions, okay? -Okay. 202 00:10:16,178 --> 00:10:17,054 Oh. 203 00:10:17,929 --> 00:10:19,473 -[Tanner chuckles] -Thank you. 204 00:10:19,556 --> 00:10:21,516 -[Tanner laughs] Okay. -Okay? 205 00:10:23,226 --> 00:10:24,978 [groans] Wait… 206 00:10:25,812 --> 00:10:27,230 [Ryan breathes heavily] 207 00:10:27,314 --> 00:10:28,315 [sighs] 208 00:10:29,316 --> 00:10:30,192 [groans] 209 00:10:31,026 --> 00:10:32,944 Hey, you okay? 210 00:10:33,028 --> 00:10:36,823 Yeah. I'm just-- I'm sorry, I don't think I can actually do this. 211 00:10:36,907 --> 00:10:39,743 This is not-- It's not hard once you get into it, I promise. 212 00:10:39,826 --> 00:10:40,911 No, no, it's… 213 00:10:41,411 --> 00:10:43,455 It's, like, a disability thing. 214 00:10:43,538 --> 00:10:45,082 -Can you get off me? -Of course. 215 00:10:49,336 --> 00:10:50,420 Thanks. 216 00:10:54,216 --> 00:10:55,592 Do you want to talk about it? 217 00:10:58,345 --> 00:11:00,806 Come here. Meet me under the covers. It's safer here. 218 00:11:04,309 --> 00:11:05,894 [Tanner sighs gently] 219 00:11:07,396 --> 00:11:09,106 See? It's better, right? 220 00:11:12,567 --> 00:11:14,903 Okay, so tell me about your disability. 221 00:11:15,821 --> 00:11:20,158 Okay. So, when I was born, um, I didn't get enough oxygen to my brain, 222 00:11:20,242 --> 00:11:22,411 which I guess is a thing you need, randomly. 223 00:11:22,494 --> 00:11:24,246 [chuckles softly] 224 00:11:24,329 --> 00:11:27,374 I was in the ICU, and it was… It was touch-and-go for a while, 225 00:11:27,457 --> 00:11:32,421 and the doctors, they eventually diagnosed me with CP, but, um, 226 00:11:33,296 --> 00:11:35,757 they told my mom they didn't know how bad it would be, 227 00:11:35,841 --> 00:11:37,634 whether it would be mild or wild, 228 00:11:37,718 --> 00:11:40,887 and so my mom just didn't know for a couple of years. 229 00:11:41,596 --> 00:11:44,891 Oh my God. That must've been so stressful for your mom. 230 00:11:45,767 --> 00:11:46,601 Yeah. 231 00:11:47,185 --> 00:11:48,478 It really was. 232 00:11:50,605 --> 00:11:53,442 I was just like this freak on a leash with a limp, you know? 233 00:11:53,525 --> 00:11:56,236 No friends, and definitely no boyfriends. 234 00:11:56,319 --> 00:11:57,154 I mean, 235 00:11:58,029 --> 00:11:58,864 I just… 236 00:11:59,906 --> 00:12:02,409 I just lost my virginity a few months ago. 237 00:12:02,909 --> 00:12:04,035 Ooh. 238 00:12:04,786 --> 00:12:06,163 Who was the lucky guy? 239 00:12:06,747 --> 00:12:08,081 A sex worker. 240 00:12:08,165 --> 00:12:09,875 Okay, hot. 241 00:12:09,958 --> 00:12:12,252 I have always wanted to use one. 242 00:12:12,961 --> 00:12:13,962 [chuckles] 243 00:12:14,504 --> 00:12:15,505 Will you… 244 00:12:16,131 --> 00:12:18,717 Will you be my date to Kim's birthday party tonight? 245 00:12:19,926 --> 00:12:21,428 It would be an honor, milady. 246 00:12:21,511 --> 00:12:22,554 Yes! 247 00:12:22,637 --> 00:12:23,472 [both laugh] 248 00:12:25,182 --> 00:12:28,435 So then he totally slept over at my place. 249 00:12:28,518 --> 00:12:30,729 Even though Richard's, like, at home! 250 00:12:31,563 --> 00:12:34,232 Honey, I cannot keep up with you and Tanner. 251 00:12:35,108 --> 00:12:36,401 -You can let that go. -Oh. 252 00:12:37,235 --> 00:12:40,739 I know things have been messy, 253 00:12:40,822 --> 00:12:43,700 but I really think we're figuring it out. 254 00:12:44,409 --> 00:12:46,244 -[murmurs agreement] -[cell phone rings] 255 00:12:47,454 --> 00:12:48,705 Oh, speak of the dev. 256 00:12:50,582 --> 00:12:52,125 -Hi. -Hey, Ry. 257 00:12:52,626 --> 00:12:57,506 Um, so I talked to Richard and he, um, wants to meet you. 258 00:12:59,382 --> 00:13:01,593 -Oh. -Yeah, he's totally cool with everything. 259 00:13:01,676 --> 00:13:04,596 It's just, you know, after my little impromptu sleepover, 260 00:13:04,679 --> 00:13:06,389 he, uh, wants to get to know you. 261 00:13:06,473 --> 00:13:10,227 How's dinner at seven tonight? We'll cook, at our place? 262 00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:12,437 As long as it doesn't completely freak you out. 263 00:13:12,521 --> 00:13:14,147 -[Tanner laughs] -No, no, that… 264 00:13:14,231 --> 00:13:16,441 That does not freak me out at all. 265 00:13:16,525 --> 00:13:20,821 I-I would love to have dinner with you and Richard tonight. 266 00:13:21,363 --> 00:13:23,198 [whispers] No! Abort! Abort! 267 00:13:23,281 --> 00:13:26,159 I mean, unless next week is an option? Uh… 268 00:13:26,743 --> 00:13:31,832 We could, but I can only come with you to Kim's party if we do tonight. So… 269 00:13:32,457 --> 00:13:35,085 All right. Then I guess I'm seeing you tonight. 270 00:13:35,168 --> 00:13:36,336 [balloon squeaks] 271 00:13:37,712 --> 00:13:42,133 You're having dinner with your boyfriend Tanner and his boyfriend Richard 272 00:13:42,217 --> 00:13:43,385 on the night of my party? 273 00:13:43,468 --> 00:13:47,514 It's an early dinner, and I promise I will come here right afterwards. 274 00:13:48,598 --> 00:13:49,432 Fine. 275 00:13:49,975 --> 00:13:53,603 But if you miss my birthday to have a threesome and then get murdered, 276 00:13:53,687 --> 00:13:56,857 I will exploit your death and use it as a building block for my brand. 277 00:13:57,732 --> 00:13:58,567 Okay. 278 00:13:58,650 --> 00:14:00,652 [balloon hisses] 279 00:14:03,488 --> 00:14:06,825 -[Karen] What are you doing these days? -I've been doing a bit of a pivot. 280 00:14:07,409 --> 00:14:10,328 Um, I've been doing music, but I'm not ready to share it yet. 281 00:14:10,912 --> 00:14:11,746 Well, I-- 282 00:14:12,289 --> 00:14:13,123 Shit. 283 00:14:14,541 --> 00:14:17,085 [Tonya] Oh, look who it is. 284 00:14:17,586 --> 00:14:20,171 -Woo! You guys! You two, come here! -Tonya, no. 285 00:14:20,255 --> 00:14:21,715 [Tonya] Come, scoot in. 286 00:14:21,798 --> 00:14:22,966 -[Karen] No. -Come over here. 287 00:14:24,801 --> 00:14:26,136 -Scoot in. -[Karen] It's fine. 288 00:14:26,219 --> 00:14:28,346 -No, we're okay. -[Tonya] Scoot, scoot. 289 00:14:28,430 --> 00:14:30,432 -Please. Scoot. -[Susan] That would be great. 290 00:14:30,515 --> 00:14:32,976 That is so nice of you, thank you. Come on. 291 00:14:33,059 --> 00:14:34,352 -[Phil] Oh. -[Susan chuckles] 292 00:14:34,436 --> 00:14:37,814 -Please. Look. All this room. -[Susan] Thanks. 293 00:14:37,898 --> 00:14:39,774 Susan said you spoke to her earlier. 294 00:14:39,858 --> 00:14:42,193 It's really cool that you were nice to her. 295 00:14:42,694 --> 00:14:43,945 -[woman] Hi. -Hi. 296 00:14:44,029 --> 00:14:45,864 Can I get you all some drinks? 297 00:14:45,947 --> 00:14:48,325 I would love a glass of pinot. 298 00:14:48,408 --> 00:14:50,702 No, uh, let's go crazy. 299 00:14:50,785 --> 00:14:53,997 -I'm gonna have a Cadillac margarita. -[Susan gasps] 300 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:55,749 -Ooh! -[Tonya] Uh-huh. 301 00:14:56,416 --> 00:14:59,002 Hey, how about a pitcher for the whole table, okay? 302 00:14:59,085 --> 00:15:00,170 You got it. 303 00:15:01,963 --> 00:15:03,506 -[Phil grunts] -[Karen coughs] 304 00:15:04,215 --> 00:15:05,425 Can I just say something? 305 00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:08,929 I just think it is so amazing 306 00:15:09,012 --> 00:15:12,140 how Phil and Karen have gone from being neighbors to lovers 307 00:15:12,223 --> 00:15:13,558 to friends like this. 308 00:15:14,059 --> 00:15:15,852 -[Phil sighs] -Really. I mean, I'm… 309 00:15:15,936 --> 00:15:17,604 I am so impressed. 310 00:15:18,396 --> 00:15:19,439 Oh… 311 00:15:19,522 --> 00:15:20,398 Lovers? 312 00:15:21,942 --> 00:15:24,069 He didn't tell me that you guys were, um, 313 00:15:24,945 --> 00:15:26,237 -lovers. -[Phil sighs] 314 00:15:26,321 --> 00:15:27,739 -Really? -[Susan] Mm-hmm. 315 00:15:27,822 --> 00:15:29,824 That is so interesting. 316 00:15:30,617 --> 00:15:33,244 [Susan crunches loudly] 317 00:15:34,496 --> 00:15:35,872 -[Phil sighs] -[Susan chuckles] 318 00:15:37,540 --> 00:15:38,833 [doorbell rings] 319 00:15:57,852 --> 00:15:59,270 [gasps] 320 00:15:59,354 --> 00:16:00,563 [whispers] I love! 321 00:16:02,482 --> 00:16:03,525 [squeals] 322 00:16:15,537 --> 00:16:18,415 [yells excitedly] 323 00:16:18,498 --> 00:16:20,333 [laughs] 324 00:16:20,417 --> 00:16:21,710 I love you. 325 00:16:30,468 --> 00:16:31,469 [nervously] Hi. 326 00:16:32,053 --> 00:16:33,805 Hi. You're here. 327 00:16:33,888 --> 00:16:35,348 Yeah, I'm here. 328 00:16:35,849 --> 00:16:36,683 Come in. 329 00:16:37,934 --> 00:16:39,769 Oh. Okay. [chuckles softly] 330 00:16:42,939 --> 00:16:46,109 A part of me thought you'd fake a deadly illness at the last minute. 331 00:16:46,192 --> 00:16:47,318 Oh, no, no, no. 332 00:16:47,402 --> 00:16:50,196 But, um, I did look up your house online, and it's… 333 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:52,073 -It's very expensive. -Not my money. 334 00:16:52,157 --> 00:16:54,034 Hi there. I'm Richard. 335 00:16:54,117 --> 00:16:55,660 So nice to finally meet you. 336 00:16:56,244 --> 00:16:57,537 Hi, sir. 337 00:16:58,038 --> 00:17:03,710 Um, I brought wine from the grocery store. The lady said it was the best wine, so-- 338 00:17:03,793 --> 00:17:05,712 -Oh, that's sweet. -Yeah. 339 00:17:05,795 --> 00:17:06,838 Pudding wine. 340 00:17:07,672 --> 00:17:09,841 -My favorite vineyard. -Oh, good. Yeah. 341 00:17:09,924 --> 00:17:13,470 I hope you don't mind, I just opened a bottle. Do you like orange wine? 342 00:17:13,553 --> 00:17:16,681 Um, I love orange wine. Are you kidding? 343 00:17:16,765 --> 00:17:18,600 I mean, 'cause it's, like, you know… 344 00:17:18,683 --> 00:17:22,270 It's lighter than red and, um, heavier than white, 345 00:17:22,353 --> 00:17:24,189 and it's just-- It's not rosé. 346 00:17:24,272 --> 00:17:26,107 -You know, it's, like, not. -My God. Wow. 347 00:17:26,191 --> 00:17:27,150 That is all correct! 348 00:17:27,233 --> 00:17:30,153 I'll just throw this in the fridge. Make yourself at home. 349 00:17:30,236 --> 00:17:31,071 Okay. 350 00:17:31,863 --> 00:17:33,573 Hey, don't worry. This'll be fun. 351 00:17:34,449 --> 00:17:36,451 -Ish. -[Ryan sighs nervously] 352 00:17:36,534 --> 00:17:38,870 Honey, can you help me toss the salad? 353 00:17:38,953 --> 00:17:41,498 -Oh, I'll toss your salad all right. -[Richard laughs] 354 00:17:42,082 --> 00:17:45,794 Most of the time, I completely forget about the age difference between us. 355 00:17:45,877 --> 00:17:48,296 -This is not one of those times. -[Tanner laughs] 356 00:17:48,379 --> 00:17:50,465 This food, it looks incredible. 357 00:17:50,548 --> 00:17:51,758 [Richard] Oh, thank you. 358 00:17:51,841 --> 00:17:55,720 Nothing compared to the osso buco we had last summer in Rome. 359 00:17:55,804 --> 00:17:58,765 Oh, you guys went to Rome? That's fun. 360 00:17:58,848 --> 00:18:04,020 No, I go there a lot for work stuff, and sometimes I get to drag Tanner along. 361 00:18:04,896 --> 00:18:08,108 Last summer, we started off in Rome and made our way through Tuscany. 362 00:18:08,191 --> 00:18:11,194 Okay, babe, we're starting to sound like those bougie gays 363 00:18:11,277 --> 00:18:13,488 who brag about their travels and say things like, 364 00:18:13,571 --> 00:18:16,241 "Oh, you haven't summered in Mykonos? You must!" 365 00:18:16,324 --> 00:18:18,785 "Also, hi, we're secretly Republicans." 366 00:18:18,868 --> 00:18:20,120 [laughing] 367 00:18:20,203 --> 00:18:22,288 -Are you secretly Republicans? -We are not. 368 00:18:22,372 --> 00:18:24,082 -No, no, no. -Oh! [chuckles] 369 00:18:24,165 --> 00:18:25,125 Phew. 370 00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:26,417 [all chuckle nervously] 371 00:18:27,627 --> 00:18:28,628 [Tanner chuckles] 372 00:18:29,337 --> 00:18:32,549 Okay, I'm just gonna say it. It's all a bit awkward. 373 00:18:32,632 --> 00:18:35,426 -Oh, no. I was in a good place. -No, it's okay. 374 00:18:35,510 --> 00:18:37,428 -I don't feel that. -It's okay. It's okay. 375 00:18:37,887 --> 00:18:39,430 This is new terrain for us. 376 00:18:39,931 --> 00:18:41,474 So I thought it was important 377 00:18:41,558 --> 00:18:45,311 that I meet the guy Tanner has been spending so much time with. 378 00:18:45,895 --> 00:18:51,693 So, why don't we cheers to this being weird, 379 00:18:51,776 --> 00:18:55,446 but not as weird as it could be. 380 00:18:55,530 --> 00:18:57,824 -Okay. Cheers. -[Tanner chuckles] 381 00:19:03,663 --> 00:19:05,874 Oh my-- This wine is amazing. 382 00:19:05,957 --> 00:19:06,875 [laughs softly] 383 00:19:08,168 --> 00:19:10,461 I brought you trash wine, didn't I? 384 00:19:11,504 --> 00:19:12,338 [Ryan] I'm sorry. 385 00:19:12,839 --> 00:19:16,176 -Don't worry. I will cook with it. -[Ryan] Okay. 386 00:19:17,218 --> 00:19:18,178 [Tanner laughs] 387 00:19:19,804 --> 00:19:22,390 So you two fully dated? 388 00:19:22,473 --> 00:19:26,019 Ah, well, you know, "date" is such a strong word. 389 00:19:26,102 --> 00:19:27,854 [slurring] Susie? It sounds-- 390 00:19:27,937 --> 00:19:30,440 -I-- Is it okay if I call you Susie? -Yes. 391 00:19:30,523 --> 00:19:31,816 It's no big deal. 392 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,861 We super-duper did date, but it-- 393 00:19:34,944 --> 00:19:37,697 We weren't together for that long. It's-- 394 00:19:37,780 --> 00:19:38,907 Fun fact, actually. 395 00:19:39,574 --> 00:19:42,785 He broke up with me because he couldn't handle my son. 396 00:19:43,703 --> 00:19:44,829 Oh God. 397 00:19:44,913 --> 00:19:46,456 Mmm! Mmm. 398 00:19:47,123 --> 00:19:48,249 [Karen] Oh God. 399 00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:50,960 So, wait, you broke up with her because of her son? 400 00:19:51,586 --> 00:19:55,465 I really think that this margarita is-- is just delicious. 401 00:19:55,548 --> 00:19:57,091 The one with cerebral palsy? 402 00:19:57,175 --> 00:19:59,761 -The kid was an asshole. -[quietly] Oh, right. 403 00:19:59,844 --> 00:20:01,804 So is my daughter an asshole? 404 00:20:01,888 --> 00:20:03,306 No, honey. No. 405 00:20:03,806 --> 00:20:04,807 She's an addict. 406 00:20:04,891 --> 00:20:08,519 I think that addicts can be assholes, too, but I-- 407 00:20:08,603 --> 00:20:13,399 I love to hear a childless man's thoughts on raising children. Don't you, Susan? 408 00:20:13,483 --> 00:20:14,484 Yeah, right? 409 00:20:14,567 --> 00:20:19,572 Hey, just FYI, Phil, so you know, after you very cruelly broke up with Karen, 410 00:20:19,656 --> 00:20:23,701 it caused her to have a terrible fight with Ryan, and they stopped speaking. 411 00:20:23,785 --> 00:20:24,953 -[gasps] -[Tonya] So… 412 00:20:25,495 --> 00:20:27,372 know that. [scoffs] 413 00:20:27,956 --> 00:20:28,957 I-I didn't know. 414 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:31,709 Yes, it's so interesting, really, 415 00:20:31,793 --> 00:20:33,503 because you got what you wanted, 416 00:20:33,586 --> 00:20:36,589 but you weren't there to reap the benefits. 417 00:20:37,090 --> 00:20:38,508 Phil, how does it feel 418 00:20:38,591 --> 00:20:41,427 to know that you destroyed the bond between a mother and a son? 419 00:20:42,011 --> 00:20:44,055 -Tonya, stop it. -How's that? 420 00:20:44,138 --> 00:20:45,515 It's not destroyed. 421 00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:48,726 [woman] We have a birthday! 422 00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:54,774 [singing "Happy Birthday to You" in Spanish] 423 00:20:54,857 --> 00:20:59,487 I always say that it's my birthday, and then you get-- Right? 424 00:20:59,570 --> 00:21:01,948 [singing continues] 425 00:21:02,031 --> 00:21:04,158 Okay, I think I've had enough. 426 00:21:04,242 --> 00:21:06,244 -Phil, can you just take me home? -Yeah. 427 00:21:06,327 --> 00:21:08,997 -[song ends] -[clapping and cheering] 428 00:21:11,165 --> 00:21:12,000 I'm sorry. 429 00:21:12,834 --> 00:21:15,628 I didn't tell Susan as I was trying to protect her feelings. 430 00:21:18,506 --> 00:21:20,800 I'm sorry about what happened between you and Ryan. 431 00:21:28,308 --> 00:21:29,726 I think that went great. 432 00:21:34,355 --> 00:21:38,276 [pop ballad playing] 433 00:21:40,528 --> 00:21:41,863 Hey, girl! [laughs nervously] 434 00:21:58,129 --> 00:21:59,881 Happy birthday! 435 00:21:59,964 --> 00:22:02,383 Samantha! Oh, I'm so happy you're here. 436 00:22:02,467 --> 00:22:05,803 Really? Thank you so much for inviting me. I was kinda surprised. 437 00:22:05,887 --> 00:22:07,764 Go pose with this on the step-and-repeat. 438 00:22:07,847 --> 00:22:10,892 -Oh, what's Empty Water? -They're sponsoring the party. 439 00:22:10,975 --> 00:22:14,020 Don't drink it, though. It's teeming with bacteria. 440 00:22:14,103 --> 00:22:16,647 Wow! A red carpet! 441 00:22:16,731 --> 00:22:18,608 How did you pull this off? 442 00:22:19,484 --> 00:22:21,319 [quietly] You're in a lot of debt. 443 00:22:22,528 --> 00:22:23,780 Or so I've overheard. 444 00:22:25,531 --> 00:22:27,075 I made a deal with Olivia. 445 00:22:27,158 --> 00:22:30,078 I get to have my birthday at Eggwoke for free, and she gets… 446 00:22:30,161 --> 00:22:31,996 [nasal singing] 447 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:33,498 [Olivia] Happy birthday, Kim! 448 00:22:33,581 --> 00:22:36,626 ♪ My hands are small, I know ♪ 449 00:22:36,709 --> 00:22:40,129 ♪ But they're not yours, they are my own ♪ 450 00:22:40,213 --> 00:22:43,841 ♪ But they're not yours, they are my own ♪ 451 00:22:43,925 --> 00:22:47,387 ♪ And I am never broken ♪ 452 00:22:47,470 --> 00:22:48,304 One more time! 453 00:22:48,388 --> 00:22:51,182 -[Olivia singing] -…to do that for as long as she wants. 454 00:22:51,265 --> 00:22:55,186 ♪ But they're not yours, they are my own ♪ 455 00:22:55,269 --> 00:22:56,729 ♪ But they're not yours… ♪ 456 00:22:56,813 --> 00:22:58,314 -Chop chop. -Oh! 457 00:22:58,398 --> 00:22:59,607 [giggles] 458 00:22:59,690 --> 00:23:02,610 ♪ I am never broken ♪ 459 00:23:03,194 --> 00:23:06,072 -[message alert tone] -♪ We are never broken ♪ 460 00:23:07,740 --> 00:23:09,951 [Olivia] Here we go. Let me get back into it. 461 00:23:10,535 --> 00:23:13,162 ♪ God's eyes ♪ 462 00:23:14,205 --> 00:23:16,457 ♪ God's hands… ♪ 463 00:23:16,541 --> 00:23:17,583 [microphone beeps] 464 00:23:18,584 --> 00:23:21,754 You better get here right now, or we are done. 465 00:23:21,838 --> 00:23:24,799 ♪ God's hands ♪ 466 00:23:25,425 --> 00:23:26,759 Thank you, Los Angeles. 467 00:23:26,843 --> 00:23:28,678 -Good night! -[solitary applause] 468 00:23:32,014 --> 00:23:33,182 That wasn't bad, right? 469 00:23:33,266 --> 00:23:34,851 No. He's, uh… 470 00:23:34,934 --> 00:23:36,227 He's super nice. 471 00:23:39,689 --> 00:23:41,774 [Richard] Oh, really? 472 00:23:41,858 --> 00:23:43,901 [Richard laughs] Wow. 473 00:23:43,985 --> 00:23:46,279 [Richard] Okay. Uh-huh. 474 00:23:46,904 --> 00:23:49,240 Okay. Yeah. Honey? Honey? 475 00:23:49,323 --> 00:23:51,784 She's talking about TikTok again. Help. 476 00:23:53,161 --> 00:23:55,705 [Tanner] Becca, my little teen queen. No. 477 00:23:56,289 --> 00:23:59,459 That's a hard no. She will be irrelevant in ten years. 478 00:24:00,501 --> 00:24:02,253 [Tanner] Yes, in April let's do it. 479 00:24:02,336 --> 00:24:06,340 Okay. FaceTime us this weekend after your recital, okay? Bye. Love you. 480 00:24:06,424 --> 00:24:07,425 Love you. 481 00:24:08,301 --> 00:24:09,677 [Richard] Translation, please. 482 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:13,514 Your niece wanted tattoos of Billie Eilish lyrics. I talked her out of it. 483 00:24:13,598 --> 00:24:15,933 -[cell phone beeps] -[Richard] Who is Billie Eilish? 484 00:24:16,017 --> 00:24:18,436 [Tanner] I don't have the emotional bandwidth or time 485 00:24:18,519 --> 00:24:19,854 to explain her to you again! 486 00:24:19,937 --> 00:24:20,938 Oh, um… 487 00:24:21,522 --> 00:24:23,858 So, listen, um, tonight, 488 00:24:23,941 --> 00:24:25,818 super fun night. Um… 489 00:24:25,902 --> 00:24:28,070 But it's my best friend's birthday, so-- 490 00:24:28,154 --> 00:24:30,448 -Oh, right, of course. Tanner told me. -Yeah. 491 00:24:30,531 --> 00:24:32,825 Yeah, go, go. Have a great night. Have fun. 492 00:24:34,118 --> 00:24:35,661 -[Tanner laughs] -Go. I got this. 493 00:24:35,745 --> 00:24:37,288 -[Tanner] It's okay? -[Richard] Yeah. 494 00:24:37,788 --> 00:24:41,209 [Tonya] Can I just say how proud I am of you? 495 00:24:41,292 --> 00:24:43,544 I mean, I know it got a little bit tense, 496 00:24:43,628 --> 00:24:47,924 but you showed such a beautiful release of emotion, 497 00:24:48,007 --> 00:24:50,718 and I think that was so necessary, Kare. 498 00:24:50,801 --> 00:24:52,845 No, none of that was necessary. 499 00:24:52,929 --> 00:24:56,682 I cannot believe that you invited them to sit with us. 500 00:24:56,766 --> 00:25:00,811 You always do this, Tonya. You're a meddler. You meddle. 501 00:25:00,895 --> 00:25:01,854 No. 502 00:25:02,730 --> 00:25:03,773 I'm a helper. 503 00:25:04,315 --> 00:25:05,274 I help people. 504 00:25:05,858 --> 00:25:10,196 And, plus, you know, you said earlier that you really like Susan, 505 00:25:10,279 --> 00:25:13,407 and we're all adults. I'm so confused, actually. 506 00:25:14,450 --> 00:25:17,203 I know that you mean well, 507 00:25:17,286 --> 00:25:19,413 but back off. 508 00:25:20,998 --> 00:25:21,916 Please. 509 00:25:25,127 --> 00:25:25,962 Fine. 510 00:25:27,505 --> 00:25:29,257 Good night. [clears throat] 511 00:25:38,432 --> 00:25:42,228 "Meaghann" spelled in a way I didn't think possible will be here in five minutes. 512 00:25:42,311 --> 00:25:43,229 Wow. 513 00:25:43,729 --> 00:25:45,356 We did it. Dinner went great! 514 00:25:45,439 --> 00:25:47,608 Yeah. I-I love Richard. 515 00:25:48,234 --> 00:25:51,946 And I love your house, and that food and wine was incredible. 516 00:25:52,029 --> 00:25:52,905 I know, right? 517 00:25:55,324 --> 00:25:56,158 Tanner, I… 518 00:25:57,535 --> 00:25:59,662 I don't think I can do this anymore. 519 00:26:00,705 --> 00:26:02,582 Wait, what? But you just said that-- 520 00:26:02,665 --> 00:26:05,376 No, the whole night, we were in your perfect house, 521 00:26:05,459 --> 00:26:08,296 surrounded by all your perfect things, and I just… 522 00:26:08,379 --> 00:26:11,882 All I could think about was how much I wished it was our perfect house, 523 00:26:11,966 --> 00:26:13,843 surrounded by our perfect things. 524 00:26:14,343 --> 00:26:17,346 -And I wish you were close to my niece-- -Do you even have a niece? 525 00:26:17,430 --> 00:26:18,306 No, I just-- 526 00:26:18,973 --> 00:26:21,517 I want all the things you have with Richard. 527 00:26:22,351 --> 00:26:24,228 I want to have this actual life with you, 528 00:26:24,312 --> 00:26:26,564 but I can't because you already have it with him. 529 00:26:26,647 --> 00:26:30,276 No, but, Ry, the whole point of tonight was to show that this can work. 530 00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:32,987 It works for you, but it doesn't work for me. 531 00:26:33,988 --> 00:26:37,074 And, you know what, the sad thing is that I could see myself 532 00:26:37,158 --> 00:26:40,620 doing a version of this with you forever, and each time it will just-- 533 00:26:40,703 --> 00:26:42,622 I'll feel a little bit worse, because… 534 00:26:43,581 --> 00:26:46,542 getting some of you hurts worse than getting none of you. 535 00:26:48,419 --> 00:26:49,295 So, please, 536 00:26:50,588 --> 00:26:52,089 just break up with me. 537 00:26:55,843 --> 00:26:56,844 [clears throat] 538 00:26:57,386 --> 00:26:58,220 [sadly] Okay. 539 00:26:59,889 --> 00:27:00,723 We're done. 540 00:27:11,192 --> 00:27:12,902 [quietly] Is the Uber almost here? 541 00:27:14,403 --> 00:27:16,364 -No, it's six minutes away. -Okay. 542 00:27:18,032 --> 00:27:21,327 [Olivia] ♪ My hands are small, I know ♪ 543 00:27:21,410 --> 00:27:24,664 ♪ But they're not yours, they are my own ♪ 544 00:27:24,747 --> 00:27:28,834 ♪ And I am never broken ♪ 545 00:27:29,669 --> 00:27:31,128 Does anybody else wanna sing? 546 00:27:31,212 --> 00:27:32,797 -[woman] Yeah! I do! -[man] I do. 547 00:27:33,464 --> 00:27:37,593 No one? Okay, I guess I'll just keep going. 548 00:27:37,677 --> 00:27:40,805 ♪ My hands are small, I know ♪ 549 00:27:40,888 --> 00:27:44,517 ♪ But they're not yours, they are my own ♪ 550 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,936 ♪ But they're not yours, they are… ♪ 551 00:27:47,019 --> 00:27:49,355 Babe, you made it! 552 00:27:49,855 --> 00:27:51,148 Oh my God. [gasps] 553 00:27:51,232 --> 00:27:54,193 Okay, I know it's super cheesy, but I signed us up for karaoke. 554 00:27:54,276 --> 00:27:55,361 [Harrison] No, Kim. 555 00:27:55,945 --> 00:27:57,780 What are all those crazy texts about? 556 00:27:59,448 --> 00:28:00,533 What do you mean? 557 00:28:01,575 --> 00:28:03,452 You totally freaked out on me. 558 00:28:03,536 --> 00:28:05,705 I didn't think you were gonna come, so-- 559 00:28:05,788 --> 00:28:08,499 You told me that this was a laid-back thing, 560 00:28:08,582 --> 00:28:10,501 and you weren't really a birthday person. 561 00:28:10,584 --> 00:28:14,130 People who say they don't care about birthdays care about birthdays the most. 562 00:28:14,213 --> 00:28:16,882 That's why I bought you your favorite shoes. 563 00:28:16,966 --> 00:28:20,344 Shoes? You think-- You know what? You can have 'em back. 564 00:28:20,428 --> 00:28:22,596 Actually, no. They're mine now. 565 00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:24,056 [hesitates] You know what? 566 00:28:24,140 --> 00:28:27,017 This isn't about you not coming to my birthday. 567 00:28:27,101 --> 00:28:29,103 I'm not some fragile tween. I just… 568 00:28:30,187 --> 00:28:31,731 I really like you. 569 00:28:32,523 --> 00:28:34,984 And I really didn't want to, because 570 00:28:35,985 --> 00:28:37,945 I know how this ends up for me. 571 00:28:40,823 --> 00:28:44,034 Guys like you like to take girls like me for a couple of months, 572 00:28:44,118 --> 00:28:48,164 but eventually you'll realize I'm way too much for you, 573 00:28:48,247 --> 00:28:51,834 and you'd rather end up with some mild-mannered girl named Chelsea 574 00:28:51,917 --> 00:28:54,086 who lets you do butt stuff once a year, so, 575 00:28:54,170 --> 00:28:56,797 I'm just gonna save us both a lot of time 576 00:28:56,881 --> 00:28:59,175 and release you to the Chelseas of the world. 577 00:28:59,258 --> 00:29:03,721 I really wish that you could just trust the fact that I like you too. 578 00:29:05,097 --> 00:29:06,807 [Harrison] Because I-I do, Kim. I… 579 00:29:09,977 --> 00:29:10,895 I really do. 580 00:29:13,606 --> 00:29:14,482 Can you just… 581 00:29:15,566 --> 00:29:17,777 Can you please do that for me? 582 00:29:19,862 --> 00:29:20,988 Please trust me. 583 00:29:27,536 --> 00:29:28,788 [sighs] Okay. 584 00:29:30,372 --> 00:29:33,417 Okay, I-I can't do this anymore, then. I'm… 585 00:29:34,293 --> 00:29:35,127 I'm sorry. 586 00:29:36,545 --> 00:29:37,838 [karaoke music ends] 587 00:29:39,507 --> 00:29:41,175 [background chatter] 588 00:29:41,258 --> 00:29:43,427 [applause and cheering] 589 00:29:43,511 --> 00:29:44,345 [microphone feedback] 590 00:29:44,428 --> 00:29:47,223 [Samantha] Up next, Kim 591 00:29:47,973 --> 00:29:49,767 and Harrison. 592 00:29:54,063 --> 00:29:55,314 [sniffs] Fuck it. 593 00:29:56,816 --> 00:29:57,858 [R&B music begins] 594 00:29:57,942 --> 00:30:02,905 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 595 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:18,170 [music intensifies] 596 00:30:18,254 --> 00:30:20,923 [nervously] ♪ I been a lot of places Seen a lot of faces ♪ 597 00:30:21,006 --> 00:30:23,133 ♪ Ah, hell I even fucked with different races ♪ 598 00:30:23,217 --> 00:30:25,052 ♪ White dude, his name was John ♪ 599 00:30:25,135 --> 00:30:27,221 ♪ He had a Queen Bee Rules tattoo on his arm ♪ 600 00:30:27,304 --> 00:30:29,390 ♪ He asked me if I'd be his date to the prom ♪ 601 00:30:29,473 --> 00:30:31,725 ♪ And he'd buy me a Porsche A horse and a farm ♪ 602 00:30:31,809 --> 00:30:33,936 ♪ Dominic, from down South ♪ 603 00:30:34,019 --> 00:30:36,146 ♪ Used to like me to spank him and cum in his mouth ♪ 604 00:30:36,230 --> 00:30:38,816 ♪ And Tony, he was Italian ♪ 605 00:30:38,899 --> 00:30:40,985 ♪ He didn't give a fuck That's what I liked about him ♪ 606 00:30:41,068 --> 00:30:43,362 ♪ He ate my pussy From dark till the mornin' ♪ 607 00:30:43,445 --> 00:30:45,573 ♪ Called his girl up And told her we was bonin' ♪ 608 00:30:45,656 --> 00:30:47,992 [shakily] ♪ Puerto Rican papi used to be a Deacon ♪ 609 00:30:48,075 --> 00:30:50,202 ♪ Now he be suckin' me off On the weekend ♪ 610 00:30:50,286 --> 00:30:52,204 [crying] ♪ Black dude I called King Kong ♪ 611 00:30:52,288 --> 00:30:54,707 ♪ He had a big ass dick And a hurricane tongue ♪ 612 00:30:54,790 --> 00:30:57,960 [stilted] ♪ How many licks does it take to get to the center of the? ♪ 613 00:30:58,043 --> 00:30:59,336 [sings] ♪ I need to know ♪ 614 00:30:59,420 --> 00:31:02,172 ♪ How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the? ♪ 615 00:31:02,256 --> 00:31:04,133 [Kim sings shakily] ♪ Tell me ♪ 616 00:31:04,216 --> 00:31:07,094 ♪ How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the? ♪ 617 00:31:07,177 --> 00:31:10,055 [backing track playing] 618 00:31:11,849 --> 00:31:13,142 [Ryan] Happy birthday, Kim. 619 00:31:14,268 --> 00:31:16,812 Boo! Next. 620 00:31:16,896 --> 00:31:17,855 Who said that? 621 00:31:21,817 --> 00:31:22,735 [door opens] 622 00:31:28,949 --> 00:31:29,825 [door closes] 623 00:31:35,831 --> 00:31:36,665 Hi. 624 00:31:37,541 --> 00:31:38,459 [gasps] 625 00:31:39,209 --> 00:31:40,836 [chuckles softly] Hi. 626 00:31:45,257 --> 00:31:46,133 Mom, 627 00:31:47,134 --> 00:31:48,385 I'm really sorry about-- 628 00:31:48,469 --> 00:31:50,471 Uh-uh. It's okay. 629 00:31:51,513 --> 00:31:53,390 I'm really sorry too. 630 00:31:54,558 --> 00:31:55,643 [Karen sighs happily] 631 00:31:58,562 --> 00:31:59,813 [Karen chuckles] 632 00:32:01,273 --> 00:32:04,401 I'm so glad that you came home. 633 00:32:05,819 --> 00:32:06,695 Me too. 634 00:32:07,237 --> 00:32:11,575 [indie pop music playing] 635 00:32:11,659 --> 00:32:15,412 ♪ And it's coast after coast ♪ 636 00:32:15,496 --> 00:32:19,208 ♪ That just keeps rolling on by ♪ 637 00:32:19,291 --> 00:32:22,711 ♪ And the sun's in my eye ♪ 638 00:32:22,795 --> 00:32:26,465 ♪ And I never felt so high ♪ 639 00:32:26,548 --> 00:32:30,094 ♪ And with you ♪ 640 00:32:30,177 --> 00:32:33,806 ♪ It's like I never felt so good ♪ 641 00:32:34,598 --> 00:32:38,143 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 642 00:32:38,227 --> 00:32:40,521 ♪ Ooh ♪ 643 00:32:41,814 --> 00:32:44,858 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 644 00:32:45,401 --> 00:32:47,861 ♪ Ooh ♪