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[theme song playing]

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So I've made a really important decision.

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What?

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I'm not getting bangs.

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Oh, thank God.

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Oh, Ry!

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[Kim] Climbing your way to the top!

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Check it out!

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Your article about your car accident
is still poppin' off.

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[Ryan] Ooh, love!

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Oh, and look.

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The top three posts all written by you.

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No, duh. I'm a hit maker.

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I'm like the Diane Warren of blogging.

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If it isn't my favorite girl
breaking through that glass ceiling.

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Hey, Care Bear! [kissing sounds]

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Hey, Ryan. What's up?

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Hi.

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How are you?

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-Nice to see you again.
-You, too.

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Do you want to go to lunch?

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We're doing La Scala.

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It's very 1985 business lunch. 

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With a side of massive cocaine problem.

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Oh, that sounds fun, but I'm on deadline,

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so I should go do that
and I should meet that.

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It was very good seeing you again soon.

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-Okay.
-Okay.

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All right.

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-Okay, bye-bye. Have fun.
-Okay, bye.

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Okay. [both chuckle]

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-Something I said?
-Don't take it personally.

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He's special.

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[Karen] Crack it
against the bowl like this.

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[Karen] Hm. Voilà.

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Okay, your turn.

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Okay.

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[scoffs] Don't be afraid of it. Harder!

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Okay.

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Good.

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-[Karen gasps]
-Oh, wow! Look at that!

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-I'm the Bareback Contessa.
-[Karen laughs]

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-Thank you.
-Uh-huh.

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So, Mom.

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I saw that boy again,
the one that came to my party.

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Uh-huh. So just...

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Not-- Not so hard. Just...

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Okay, Mom, listen to me, okay?

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I'm sorry for not
telling you before, but...

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it was scary.

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But now, I can't keep it in anymore.

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I'm in love.

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You are not in love, you're infatuated.

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How would you know, okay?

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After Dad left, you held
a candlelit vigil for your vagina

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and you called it a day.

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All right. [chuckles]

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Tell me about him.

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His name is Carey.

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He's a journalist.

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He's very funny.

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[Karen gasps]

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-[Ryan] Wow.
-[Karen] That's better.

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I don't know.

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Sometimes I don't know if I...
want to be his boyfriend

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or just kind of be him, period.
You know?

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Aw.

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What?

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-What?
-I'm so... [chuckles]

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I'm just so happy to see you
get giddy and excited about someone.

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Yeah, well, TBD if something
will actually happen.

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I mean,

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who wants to deal with all of this?
Am I right?

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This... This should not be an issue.

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And if it is, he's a jerk,

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and you shouldn't be with him.

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He's not a jerk
if he doesn't want to date me.

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He's just, like, aware
of how the world works.

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Ryan.

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You deserve to have someone love you.

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And it is gonna be amazing.

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And you're gonna think about him
all the time.

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Oh, and you know the thing they say
about butterflies in the stomach?

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It's true.

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Actual butterflies.

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And then you're going to start to relate
to all those Celine Dion songs.

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And not just the ones everybody knows.

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Those kind of obscure Celine Dion songs...

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Oh, shoot.

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I done screwed up, Ma.

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Okay.

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What did I miss
during my hour-long bathroom break?

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[Ryan] Not much.

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Olivia made the entire office
watch her eat a bouillon cube for lunch.

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Do you want to go eat somewhere
or is Carey gonna whisk you off?

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Oh, my God, wait!

97
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Carey told me to invite you
to his poker night.

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Poker?

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Like, the game with the chips and the...

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coins and the...

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people getting in too deep
and losing their houses?

102
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No, I think this is more like 
a bunch of gay guys in tank tops

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sitting around, giggling at the phrase
"straight potential."

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Okay, so he, like, asked you to invite me?

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Mm-hmm. You should go.

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Carey's like the gay glue of LA.

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He'll introduce you to
all the right people.

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Okay.

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I'll go.

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But you have to come with me.

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And be, what?
Your emotional support animal?

112
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These are your friends, Kim, okay?

113
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I might just need you to lube me up
a little bit, all right?

114
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Fine. I'll be your K-Y for one night.

115
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Well, what do you think?

116
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Does this scream
"gay poker-slash-fall in love with me"?

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[gasps] Great!

118
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You look great.

119
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Oh, my God, you hate it.

120
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What?

121
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This is hopeless.

122
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[Ryan] I'm hopeless!

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Ooh.

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Whose jacket is this?

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I got that for you.

126
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For me?

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-Really?
-Yeah.

128
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It's kind of...

129
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straight mountain man from Montana, but...

130
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I kinda dig it.

131
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I think it's a little small.

132
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[Ryan grunts]

133
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Oh, my God.

134
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Mom, it's like a second skin.

135
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-This fits amazing.
-[Karen chuckles nervously]

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Look.

137
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Do you love?

138
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Yeah.

139
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Oh, my God, wait.

140
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LOL! There's a joint in here.

141
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Mom, where'd you get this?

142
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I got that

143
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at a thrift store,

144
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because I know how much
you like vintage stuff.

145
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Thank you, Mom. I really do love it.

146
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I kind of want to wear it every day
and never take it off ever again.

147
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But this joint's for you.

148
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Let's be honest, you could stand to have
a Cheech & Chong moment later.

149
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Oh.

150
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Just take it!

151
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Have some fun, but don't inhale, okay?

152
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God, inhale? I'm not even gonna light it.

153
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All right. Wish me luck.

154
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Luck!

155
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-Hey, Ryan. You came!
-Hi.

156
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Hi!

157
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Come here.

158
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I'm glad you made it. Come on in.

159
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[jazz music playing in the background]

160
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-What's up? How was your day?
-Good.

161
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-Put your coat wherever.
-Okay.

162
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[Ryan chuckles]

163
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Where is Kim?

164
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She's not allowed at poker. Gays only.

165
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You are gay, right?

166
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If not, you give me two minutes,
I can convert you.

167
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Huh... No, I'm super gay.

168
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-Okay.
-Yeah.

169
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Super gay?

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The most.

171
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-Okay.
-Yeah, okay.

172
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-All right, well, come on in.
-Okay.

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-You want a beer?
-Sure.

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All right.

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[notification sounds]

176
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-Here you go.
-Thank you.

177
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All right, boys,

178
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this is Ryan.

179
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He's new to poker so be nice.

180
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Nice to meet you.

181
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Andrew, Lewis, Colton, Kyle.

182
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Ryan.

183
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Hi, hi, hi.

184
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Hi, hi, hi.

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Um...

186
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Let me break this shit down for you.

187
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So, we play Texas hold 'em.
You know how to play that?

188
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Very simple.
Okay, so it's the same as normal poker,

189
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so, you know, two pair,

190
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except you only have two cards
that you can see

191
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and then you share...

192
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[instrumental music playing]

193
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-[music stops]
-Make sense?

194
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Mm-hmm. Let's play.

195
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All right!

196
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Deal him in.

197
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Karen, where's my jacket?

198
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Huh?

199
00:08:00,417 --> 00:08:02,044
The jacket I left last night, where is it?

200
00:08:03,170 --> 00:08:05,923
It was filthy
and I took it to the dry cleaner.

201
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No!

202
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What?

203
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It had my night time medicine
in the pocket.

204
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Aww.

205
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You mean this? [chuckles]

206
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You are the best!

207
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You saved it.

208
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Wait 'til I tell everyone that I am dating

209
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a 50-something pothead.

210
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Did anybody hear that?

211
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Karen Hayes has just announced
to her bedroom

212
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that she is dating me, Phil.

213
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A 50-something pothead.

214
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That is cause for celebration.

215
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Ooh.

216
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Let me get some of that.

217
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Whoa!

218
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Not only are you dating
a 50-something pothead,

219
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now you're gonna get high?

220
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Ooh-ee.

221
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Life does come at you fast.

222
00:09:05,399 --> 00:09:07,401
[coughing]

223
00:09:11,238 --> 00:09:12,281
I hate pot.

224
00:09:15,617 --> 00:09:16,577
I don't know, Lewis,

225
00:09:16,660 --> 00:09:18,412
it looks like you might have a straight.

226
00:09:18,912 --> 00:09:20,664
I definitely had a straight last night.

227
00:09:20,747 --> 00:09:22,416
His name was Austin.

228
00:09:22,499 --> 00:09:25,335
Great ass. Ten out of ten.
Would recommend.

229
00:09:25,836 --> 00:09:27,254
You hooked up with a straight guy.

230
00:09:27,337 --> 00:09:29,673
That's so 19 years old
and full of self-loathing of you.

231
00:09:29,923 --> 00:09:30,841
[Lewis] Oh.

232
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[everyone gasps]

233
00:09:36,013 --> 00:09:38,015
Whoah.Watch out!

234
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She has got her poker face on tonight!

235
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Your turn to shuffle, Ryan.

236
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[Lewis] I met him at a gun convention.

237
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[Carey] A gun convention?

238
00:09:49,151 --> 00:09:51,111
[Lewis] Yes, that's where I meet
all my straights.

239
00:09:51,194 --> 00:09:52,738
You've been to multiple gun conventions?

240
00:09:52,821 --> 00:09:55,532
Yeah, they're like flies in my spider web.

241
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-[Carey] Gross! [chuckles]
-[man] That's a nice image.

242
00:09:57,784 --> 00:09:59,369
-[Lewis] Mm-hmm.
-Did he show you his gun?

243
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-[Lewis] And his penis.
-[Carey] And his penis. [all laugh]

244
00:10:01,788 --> 00:10:03,749
[Lewis] It was like I was hunting
with Dick Cheney.

245
00:10:03,832 --> 00:10:04,833
I took a shot to the face.

246
00:10:05,125 --> 00:10:06,168
Yeah, okay.

247
00:10:06,251 --> 00:10:07,377
[Lewis] Yeah, he...

248
00:10:07,669 --> 00:10:10,589
he showed me his gun,
and then he shot his load.

249
00:10:10,672 --> 00:10:12,758
[Carey] Okay. Did he have a big gun?

250
00:10:12,841 --> 00:10:14,468
[Lewis] And a big penis. Mm-hmm.

251
00:10:14,801 --> 00:10:16,720
[Lewis] He wore all red,
called me The Commander,

252
00:10:16,803 --> 00:10:19,640
-and our safe word was "Margaret Atwood."
-[Carey laughs]

253
00:10:20,057 --> 00:10:22,809
Oh, my God. I think
I'm having a heart attack. [panting]

254
00:10:23,060 --> 00:10:23,894
Babe.

255
00:10:24,394 --> 00:10:25,354
Come lay down.

256
00:10:25,896 --> 00:10:27,939
[whimpers] Oh, my God! Why did I do that?

257
00:10:28,023 --> 00:10:29,399
[Karen] I'm a nurse.

258
00:10:29,483 --> 00:10:31,276
Why is that legal?

259
00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:32,903
I just-- Oh, my God. Why--

260
00:10:32,986 --> 00:10:34,404
That should not be legal!

261
00:10:34,696 --> 00:10:37,366
I will not rest until that is illegal!

262
00:10:37,449 --> 00:10:39,117
What can I do to make it better?

263
00:10:43,997 --> 00:10:44,831
[man] Bitch!

264
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[Carey] All right, I'm out,
I've got no more money.

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I hate you all.

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We're heading out.

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-Bye, you guys.
-Thanks for inviting us.

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-See you soon.
-Nice meeting you, too.

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Lewis, you get the prize again.

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Thank you!

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[man] Thanks for inviting us.

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-See you next week, guys.
-Bye, babe.

273
00:11:03,016 --> 00:11:03,934
-Bye.
-Bye, Ryan.

274
00:11:04,017 --> 00:11:06,269
-Bye, nice meeting you.
-See you next week.

275
00:11:07,896 --> 00:11:10,691
So, does the winner always get a prize?

276
00:11:11,525 --> 00:11:14,027
Actually, it's a DVD of an underrated
John Cusack movie.

277
00:11:14,403 --> 00:11:16,279
So basically all John Cusack movies.

278
00:11:18,699 --> 00:11:19,533
Um...

279
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Thank you for earlier, by the way.

280
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Helping me with the... the cards.

281
00:11:25,789 --> 00:11:26,665
Oh.

282
00:11:26,998 --> 00:11:28,208
Yeah, sure. 'Course.

283
00:11:30,085 --> 00:11:31,962
Kim told me about your accident and--

284
00:11:32,045 --> 00:11:33,505
Wait, do you hate talking about this?

285
00:11:34,047 --> 00:11:35,340
No, it's fine.

286
00:11:38,802 --> 00:11:41,012
So you got in a fight with a car and lost?

287
00:11:42,180 --> 00:11:43,515
Basically, yeah.

288
00:11:44,224 --> 00:11:45,767
I mean, no, I mean...

289
00:11:46,309 --> 00:11:47,352
I was jaywalking,

290
00:11:47,686 --> 00:11:49,020
so it was my fault.

291
00:11:49,104 --> 00:11:51,314
AKA, don't cry for me, Argentina.

292
00:11:51,857 --> 00:11:52,899
Um...

293
00:11:53,734 --> 00:11:57,154
Yeah, it basically kind of just
messed my body up forever, so...

294
00:11:59,906 --> 00:12:00,949
I don't know.

295
00:12:02,576 --> 00:12:04,327
It doesn't look so messed up to me.

296
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Thanks.

297
00:12:09,791 --> 00:12:10,709
You're welcome.

298
00:12:30,187 --> 00:12:32,272
This is amazing.

299
00:12:32,439 --> 00:12:34,274
Oh, my God. I am so happy. 

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00:12:34,357 --> 00:12:35,192
[gasps]

301
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You see?

302
00:12:36,777 --> 00:12:37,652
You're safe.

303
00:12:38,361 --> 00:12:39,946
Everything is gonna be okay.

304
00:12:40,530 --> 00:12:41,364
[sobbing]

305
00:12:41,865 --> 00:12:43,325
All right, I spoke too soon.

306
00:12:44,451 --> 00:12:48,079
I don't think anyone has made me
a sandwich in like...

307
00:12:48,455 --> 00:12:50,165
in like 30 years.

308
00:12:50,415 --> 00:12:52,417
I mean, I-- Well--

309
00:12:52,501 --> 00:12:55,545
Ryan tried to make me a grilled cheese
for Mother's Day,

310
00:12:55,629 --> 00:12:58,048
but it was-- he totally screwed it up!

311
00:12:58,131 --> 00:13:00,675
How do you screw up a grilled cheese?

312
00:13:00,759 --> 00:13:02,761
It's-- It's two ingredients.

313
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The bread and the cheese.

314
00:13:06,431 --> 00:13:07,891
I will make you a sandwich...

315
00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:10,060
whenever you want.

316
00:13:13,897 --> 00:13:16,858
I really like you, Phil.

317
00:13:18,693 --> 00:13:20,904
I care about you a lot.

318
00:13:22,781 --> 00:13:23,698
In some...

319
00:13:24,407 --> 00:13:26,743
small, important way.

320
00:13:29,079 --> 00:13:29,955
Me, too.

321
00:13:35,418 --> 00:13:39,005
We are never going to let you
get high again.

322
00:13:41,132 --> 00:13:42,092
-Aww.
-Mm.

323
00:13:44,636 --> 00:13:46,429
Okay. [laughs]

324
00:13:49,432 --> 00:13:51,017
You got to come to poker again.

325
00:13:51,643 --> 00:13:52,853
Get you in the rotation.

326
00:13:53,687 --> 00:13:55,146
I would love that.

327
00:13:55,689 --> 00:13:57,691
And I got you every time with the cards.

328
00:13:57,816 --> 00:13:58,733
Aww.

329
00:13:59,192 --> 00:14:01,570
You're like my little poker whisperer.

330
00:14:02,737 --> 00:14:03,780
Shh. [chuckles]

331
00:14:07,242 --> 00:14:08,743
-Oh, hey.
-Hey, babe.

332
00:14:08,827 --> 00:14:09,703
Hey, babe.

333
00:14:12,956 --> 00:14:14,833
Ryan, this is Chris, my boyfriend.

334
00:14:15,834 --> 00:14:16,668
Hey.

335
00:14:17,085 --> 00:14:18,545
Hi, nice to meet you.

336
00:14:19,588 --> 00:14:21,214
[Chris] So, did you win tonight?

337
00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:24,134
Nope.

338
00:14:24,885 --> 00:14:25,927
Not even close.

339
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