1 00:00:09,030 --> 00:00:10,197 [indistinct chatter] 2 00:00:11,532 --> 00:00:12,366 Next. 3 00:00:13,576 --> 00:00:14,535 Hi! 4 00:00:15,161 --> 00:00:16,746 Ew! What the hell?! 5 00:00:17,538 --> 00:00:19,957 That barista just let these people cut in line. 6 00:00:20,207 --> 00:00:21,959 Yeah, it's 'cause they're free scone people. 7 00:00:22,043 --> 00:00:22,877 Huh? 8 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:25,129 Kim, there are two types of people in this world. 9 00:00:25,212 --> 00:00:26,672 Those who get free scones 10 00:00:26,756 --> 00:00:27,757 and those who don't. 11 00:00:28,257 --> 00:00:29,383 And those that get them, 12 00:00:29,467 --> 00:00:31,427 they go through life with a certain kind of ease. 13 00:00:31,510 --> 00:00:33,012 Things just happen to them, 14 00:00:33,095 --> 00:00:35,014 things non-scone-getters can only dream of. 15 00:00:35,097 --> 00:00:37,308 Like getting stopped on the street by a cute boy 16 00:00:37,391 --> 00:00:39,685 who just whisks them away to Palm Springs for the weekend. 17 00:00:39,769 --> 00:00:40,770 Mm-hmm. 18 00:00:41,437 --> 00:00:44,106 Or getting 275 likes on a selfie 19 00:00:44,190 --> 00:00:46,734 even though you're just, like, a PR major at UCSB. 20 00:00:47,026 --> 00:00:47,985 Fuck you, Liz. 21 00:00:48,069 --> 00:00:49,028 Exactly. 22 00:00:49,111 --> 00:00:50,571 They think this is normal. 23 00:00:50,654 --> 00:00:52,615 They have no idea how lucky they are. 24 00:00:54,867 --> 00:00:56,035 Excuse me! 25 00:00:56,118 --> 00:00:57,078 You're fine! 26 00:00:57,369 --> 00:00:58,245 [chuckles] 27 00:00:58,746 --> 00:01:00,664 Um... Blueberry scone, please. 28 00:01:01,165 --> 00:01:02,041 [sighs] 29 00:01:05,669 --> 00:01:06,712 We're out of plates. 30 00:01:07,338 --> 00:01:08,672 $4.25. 31 00:01:08,756 --> 00:01:09,590 Okay. 32 00:01:10,132 --> 00:01:11,092 [sniggers] 33 00:01:11,175 --> 00:01:12,259 [instrumental music playing] 34 00:01:12,468 --> 00:01:13,844 Listen, little barista man. 35 00:01:14,804 --> 00:01:15,888 We're not paying for that. 36 00:01:16,555 --> 00:01:17,723 You know what you did. 37 00:01:19,517 --> 00:01:20,601 Let's go, Ryan. 38 00:01:20,684 --> 00:01:22,269 Sorry. 39 00:01:23,437 --> 00:01:24,271 Hi. 40 00:01:32,530 --> 00:01:33,572 [Ryan] What are you doing? 41 00:01:34,156 --> 00:01:35,616 His name is Phil. 42 00:01:35,908 --> 00:01:36,742 [Ryan] Ugh. 43 00:01:36,826 --> 00:01:38,702 Phil's like the name of a used car salesman. 44 00:01:38,786 --> 00:01:39,703 Not chic! 45 00:01:40,329 --> 00:01:41,372 He might be. 46 00:01:42,164 --> 00:01:44,542 Nobody on the Neighborhood Watch Committee knows what he does. 47 00:01:44,625 --> 00:01:46,627 He hasn't introduced himself to anyone. 48 00:01:46,710 --> 00:01:47,920 Isn't that rude? 49 00:01:48,003 --> 00:01:49,421 He sounds like a monster. 50 00:01:51,715 --> 00:01:52,550 [gasps] 51 00:01:52,842 --> 00:01:54,677 Shoot! He saw me! 52 00:01:55,469 --> 00:01:57,471 [chuckles] Okay, calm down. 53 00:01:58,722 --> 00:01:59,598 Mom, 54 00:02:00,141 --> 00:02:02,268 when are we going to talk about me moving out? 55 00:02:02,643 --> 00:02:03,853 I am hungry. 56 00:02:04,145 --> 00:02:05,688 Do you want some lunch? 57 00:02:08,065 --> 00:02:09,984 Sure, but only if we're making 58 00:02:10,067 --> 00:02:13,362 "let's stop avoiding this and just discuss it" sandwiches. 59 00:02:14,029 --> 00:02:17,658 Ryan, we have talked about this before. 60 00:02:17,741 --> 00:02:20,703 I just-- I don't think you're able to live on your own. 61 00:02:20,786 --> 00:02:22,997 Mom, I don't even need your permission. 62 00:02:23,247 --> 00:02:25,166 My CP money's gonna pay for everything, so... 63 00:02:25,249 --> 00:02:27,585 Who sued the hospital and got you that money? 64 00:02:27,668 --> 00:02:30,254 And now you want to blow it away. No. 65 00:02:30,838 --> 00:02:32,131 Not on my watch. 66 00:02:33,132 --> 00:02:35,926 Stop watching everyone and just get a fucking life. 67 00:02:36,177 --> 00:02:37,219 [Karen scoffs] 68 00:02:40,431 --> 00:02:41,265 I'm sorry. 69 00:02:42,099 --> 00:02:43,350 Fine. 70 00:02:44,143 --> 00:02:45,394 You want to move out? 71 00:02:45,936 --> 00:02:47,688 Let me help you find a place. 72 00:02:48,564 --> 00:02:50,524 Okay, this is a trick. 73 00:02:51,108 --> 00:02:53,736 You're going to find me some basement in Reseda and be like, 74 00:02:53,819 --> 00:02:55,446 "Oops, sorry, that's all there is." 75 00:02:55,529 --> 00:02:56,572 No. 76 00:02:56,989 --> 00:02:58,532 Finding an apartment is hard, 77 00:02:58,616 --> 00:03:00,659 and I-- you've never done it before. 78 00:03:00,743 --> 00:03:02,411 I don't want you to get screwed over. 79 00:03:02,536 --> 00:03:03,412 Let me help. 80 00:03:06,332 --> 00:03:07,541 Okay. Thank you. 81 00:03:12,463 --> 00:03:14,632 And that's why I'm scared of the daytime. 82 00:03:15,799 --> 00:03:17,676 Kim, how's the listicle coming? 83 00:03:18,010 --> 00:03:20,596 "How to Look Like a Million Bucks"? It's really short. 84 00:03:20,679 --> 00:03:22,723 It just says, "Have a million bucks." 85 00:03:22,806 --> 00:03:24,266 Great. Very relatable. 86 00:03:24,725 --> 00:03:26,227 Now, I need sex stories. 87 00:03:26,310 --> 00:03:28,020 Diversity hire, you got anything? 88 00:03:28,229 --> 00:03:30,940 [scoffs] I'm kidding. Straight white men are canceled. 89 00:03:31,482 --> 00:03:34,526 Ryan, I saw you leaving my pool party to hook up with Keaton. 90 00:03:34,610 --> 00:03:36,654 Can you tell our readers about it? In graphic detail? 91 00:03:36,987 --> 00:03:37,905 Um... 92 00:03:38,405 --> 00:03:41,492 I would, but it's a total violation of his privacy. 93 00:03:42,326 --> 00:03:43,202 Fine. 94 00:03:43,494 --> 00:03:45,496 You know, your piece about getting hit by a car 95 00:03:45,579 --> 00:03:46,997 is still doing amazing. 96 00:03:47,289 --> 00:03:49,291 Maybe you should consider injuring yourself again. 97 00:03:49,375 --> 00:03:51,627 Nothing major. Just like a bruised rib? 98 00:03:54,672 --> 00:03:55,673 [laughs hysterically] 99 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:01,804 I'm kidding. Don't tell HR. 100 00:04:10,229 --> 00:04:12,064 [whispers] Did you and Keaton really hook up? 101 00:04:12,690 --> 00:04:13,774 You can tell me. 102 00:04:13,857 --> 00:04:16,235 I had a fake boyfriend from the ages of 12 to... 103 00:04:17,611 --> 00:04:19,071 Mind your own fucking business. 104 00:04:21,073 --> 00:04:22,032 [whispers] No. 105 00:04:22,574 --> 00:04:23,534 I didn't stand a chance. 106 00:04:23,617 --> 00:04:25,494 He's like the definition of a free-scone person. 107 00:04:25,577 --> 00:04:26,537 I don't get it. 108 00:04:26,620 --> 00:04:28,998 Do you think you're like the gay Babadook or something? 109 00:04:29,081 --> 00:04:29,915 No. 110 00:04:30,541 --> 00:04:32,668 I guess if I'm just being honest with myself, 111 00:04:32,751 --> 00:04:35,754 I haven't really felt the same since my accident. 112 00:04:36,547 --> 00:04:37,464 Well, 113 00:04:37,965 --> 00:04:40,050 how long has it been since you've had... 114 00:04:40,551 --> 00:04:42,011 sexual relations?  115 00:04:44,138 --> 00:04:45,514 I am not disclosing that. 116 00:04:45,597 --> 00:04:46,557 Oh, come on. 117 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:49,351 I once went a year and a half. It was terrible. 118 00:04:49,435 --> 00:04:52,021 I truly felt like Charlize Theron in Monster. 119 00:04:52,896 --> 00:04:54,898 But it sharpened my senses. 120 00:04:55,941 --> 00:04:57,943 Right now, I'm sensing 121 00:04:58,152 --> 00:05:01,030 this might be a virgin situation. 122 00:05:04,241 --> 00:05:05,159 Maybe. 123 00:05:06,827 --> 00:05:08,245 Don't tell anyone, okay? 124 00:05:08,704 --> 00:05:10,456 [hissing] Sorry, can't. 125 00:05:10,539 --> 00:05:12,624 I got to put you on the virgin registry. 126 00:05:12,708 --> 00:05:14,543 It's called the No-Fuck List. 127 00:05:16,337 --> 00:05:17,421 I won't say shit. 128 00:05:18,213 --> 00:05:19,214 I promise. 129 00:05:22,009 --> 00:05:23,510 [out loud] Besides, this ends today. 130 00:05:27,514 --> 00:05:28,557 Samantha. 131 00:05:33,270 --> 00:05:35,564 [Kim] Meet the P that's gonna take your V. 132 00:05:35,814 --> 00:05:39,443 [Ryan scoffs] I don't think my A can take that. 133 00:05:40,110 --> 00:05:42,071 Eh, some lube and a can-do attitude, 134 00:05:42,154 --> 00:05:43,447 you'll be fine. 135 00:05:44,365 --> 00:05:46,784 I'm sorry, how do you sleep on this twin bed? 136 00:05:47,034 --> 00:05:48,243 Kim, I can't-- 137 00:05:49,036 --> 00:05:50,162 I can't do this. 138 00:05:50,788 --> 00:05:52,373 Hiring a sex worker just feels... 139 00:05:53,582 --> 00:05:55,292 I don't know, it feels desperate. 140 00:05:55,376 --> 00:05:58,420 Okay, that attitude, very five think pieces ago. 141 00:05:58,504 --> 00:06:00,214 My friends hire them all the time. 142 00:06:00,297 --> 00:06:03,425 Yeah, and I'm sure they also have a lot of sex that they don't pay for. 143 00:06:03,550 --> 00:06:06,387 [sighs] Look, it's not that complicated. 144 00:06:06,762 --> 00:06:09,139 If you have clogged pipes, you call a plumber. 145 00:06:09,223 --> 00:06:12,226 If you're having a problem with your curtains... Well, good luck. 146 00:06:12,309 --> 00:06:14,603 I don't fucking know about curtains. The point is, 147 00:06:14,686 --> 00:06:15,938 if you need to have sex, 148 00:06:16,021 --> 00:06:18,190 there are people who can help you have sex. 149 00:06:18,357 --> 00:06:19,233 [door opens] 150 00:06:19,358 --> 00:06:22,319 Mom, you have to knock! Kim and I could've been hooking up. [Kim laughs] 151 00:06:22,736 --> 00:06:23,946 This is Kim? 152 00:06:24,196 --> 00:06:25,197 Hi! 153 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:27,491 It's so nice to finally meet you. 154 00:06:27,866 --> 00:06:30,744 I gotta say, I love your son, Ms. Hayes. 155 00:06:30,828 --> 00:06:33,163 And I usually hate gay people who've been hit by cars. 156 00:06:33,247 --> 00:06:35,040 Well, he is a triple threat. 157 00:06:35,124 --> 00:06:37,292 Gay, hit by a car, and... 158 00:06:37,376 --> 00:06:40,003 Mom, hi. What's up? What do you want? What's going on? 159 00:06:40,087 --> 00:06:42,923 I want to know when we're going to the Macaroni Grill. 160 00:06:43,298 --> 00:06:44,133 Have you been? 161 00:06:44,508 --> 00:06:46,969 -No. -Kim, it is delicious. 162 00:06:47,344 --> 00:06:48,262 Oh, my God. 163 00:06:48,345 --> 00:06:50,180 They have these Italian nachos, 164 00:06:50,681 --> 00:06:51,640 they are delicious. 165 00:06:51,723 --> 00:06:53,851 They don't have them in the menu anymore, 166 00:06:53,934 --> 00:06:56,270 and I asked, I said, "What happened?" and they said, 167 00:06:56,353 --> 00:07:00,065 "Oh, no, nobody ordered them." I was like, "Hello! Right here!" 168 00:07:00,357 --> 00:07:01,191 [Kim] Yeah! 169 00:07:01,275 --> 00:07:03,152 That's messed up, Ms. Hayes! [laughs] 170 00:07:03,485 --> 00:07:04,820 Mom, 171 00:07:04,903 --> 00:07:06,530 I'm actually busy tonight. 172 00:07:07,739 --> 00:07:10,492 Kim and I, we're going to hang out with her friend Shay. 173 00:07:11,118 --> 00:07:12,453 Oh, mm-hmm, yeah. 174 00:07:12,536 --> 00:07:16,039 Yeah, we're going to a very special screening of Pretty Woman. 175 00:07:16,206 --> 00:07:17,082 Okay. 176 00:07:17,958 --> 00:07:20,169 Well, then, I guess it's just dinner for one. 177 00:07:24,298 --> 00:07:25,632 -[chuckles nervously] -[Ryan] Okay. 178 00:07:25,716 --> 00:07:26,800 Open or closed? 179 00:07:26,884 --> 00:07:27,759 Closed. 180 00:07:28,385 --> 00:07:29,219 Have fun. 181 00:07:29,303 --> 00:07:30,220 Bye. 182 00:07:31,472 --> 00:07:32,473 [classical music playing] 183 00:07:35,017 --> 00:07:36,894 [man] Just walk up the steps. I'm up here. 184 00:07:41,148 --> 00:07:42,149 Ryan. 185 00:07:42,441 --> 00:07:43,734 -Hi. -Hi. 186 00:07:43,817 --> 00:07:45,694 -Hi. -I'm Shay. 187 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:47,196 Sorry. 188 00:07:48,739 --> 00:07:49,948 We got a nervous one. 189 00:07:50,949 --> 00:07:52,910 This is... This is my first time. 190 00:07:53,494 --> 00:07:56,914 Not having sex, just hiring a prostitute. 191 00:07:57,706 --> 00:08:00,209 -I mean, sex worker. Sorry. -[Shay laughs] 192 00:08:00,667 --> 00:08:01,710 I like that... 193 00:08:01,793 --> 00:08:02,794 um... suit. 194 00:08:03,253 --> 00:08:05,881 [Shay] What is that? Did you just come from, like, a wedding or...? 195 00:08:05,964 --> 00:08:06,798 [scoffs] 196 00:08:06,965 --> 00:08:07,925 Your body... 197 00:08:08,509 --> 00:08:10,010 You have a very nice one. 198 00:08:10,093 --> 00:08:11,386 Oh, thank you. 199 00:08:11,762 --> 00:08:14,306 Yeah. Do you want to take off your clothes? 200 00:08:15,265 --> 00:08:16,141 Sure. 201 00:08:17,518 --> 00:08:18,352 Okay. 202 00:08:25,609 --> 00:08:26,860 Need a little... 203 00:08:26,944 --> 00:08:29,321 -Oh, yeah, thank you. -...help with the buttons? 204 00:08:30,072 --> 00:08:30,906 Um... 205 00:08:31,365 --> 00:08:32,324 Your dog's cute. 206 00:08:32,991 --> 00:08:33,909 Thank you. 207 00:08:34,368 --> 00:08:37,496 He works at the post office on the weekends. 208 00:08:37,829 --> 00:08:38,664 Oh. 209 00:08:38,914 --> 00:08:40,832 Oh, this is a clip-on tie. [laughs] 210 00:08:42,167 --> 00:08:43,794 -So, yeah... -That's great. 211 00:08:44,962 --> 00:08:46,004 Why not, right? 212 00:08:50,592 --> 00:08:51,552 Thank you. 213 00:08:53,679 --> 00:08:54,805 Very nice body. 214 00:08:55,847 --> 00:08:56,682 [chuckles] 215 00:08:57,641 --> 00:08:58,517 Thank you. 216 00:09:00,894 --> 00:09:03,105 -Here you go. Wiggle you out of these. -Okay. 217 00:09:03,564 --> 00:09:04,481 [grunts] 218 00:09:04,565 --> 00:09:06,191 -Sorry! -My God! 219 00:09:06,275 --> 00:09:07,317 -That's fine. -I'm so sorry. 220 00:09:07,442 --> 00:09:09,111 -That's okay, Ryan. No. -I'm so sorry. 221 00:09:09,194 --> 00:09:10,779 That's okay. 222 00:09:11,113 --> 00:09:12,864 Sorry, I didn't mean to react like that. 223 00:09:13,824 --> 00:09:16,368 You know, being hit in the face usually costs an extra $100, 224 00:09:16,451 --> 00:09:18,203 but I'm gonna give you a freebie. 225 00:09:19,663 --> 00:09:20,664 [Ryan chuckles nervously] 226 00:09:21,832 --> 00:09:23,458 Why don't we loosen you up, huh? 227 00:09:23,542 --> 00:09:25,544 Give you a little massage Pickles, off. 228 00:09:30,173 --> 00:09:31,550 Yeah, there you go. 229 00:09:32,926 --> 00:09:33,969 Right there. 230 00:09:34,761 --> 00:09:36,388 Oh, you got goose bumps, huh? 231 00:09:37,681 --> 00:09:39,266 Yeah, just breathe. 232 00:09:43,478 --> 00:09:44,438 [music stops] 233 00:09:48,984 --> 00:09:49,818 Hey. 234 00:09:52,779 --> 00:09:53,697 [sighs] 235 00:09:58,327 --> 00:09:59,369 [knocking] 236 00:10:07,628 --> 00:10:09,379 So how filthy are your windows? 237 00:10:09,463 --> 00:10:10,422 Pardon me? 238 00:10:10,756 --> 00:10:12,507 You been cleaning them every day for a week. 239 00:10:12,591 --> 00:10:14,718 They look pretty spotless to me. 240 00:10:15,052 --> 00:10:16,303 You don't know that. 241 00:10:17,346 --> 00:10:18,263 You're right. 242 00:10:18,972 --> 00:10:20,891 I don't really know your windows. 243 00:10:21,850 --> 00:10:23,477 That's pretty insensitive of me. 244 00:10:24,936 --> 00:10:27,814 -Where do you want to go on a date? -Wait, I don't understand. 245 00:10:27,898 --> 00:10:28,732 A date. 246 00:10:29,024 --> 00:10:31,902 You know, where two people get together, they eat food and consume alcohol, 247 00:10:31,985 --> 00:10:33,779 in the hopes of forging a human connection. 248 00:10:33,862 --> 00:10:36,198 Come on, I just moved in from the faraway place of Calabasas. 249 00:10:36,281 --> 00:10:37,949 I need somebody to show me around. 250 00:10:38,033 --> 00:10:40,577 Calabasas is, like, ten minutes away. 251 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:43,955 Wait, I don't even know you. 252 00:10:44,706 --> 00:10:46,708 Gosh, I wonder how we're gonna change that. 253 00:10:48,335 --> 00:10:49,378 I don't know. 254 00:10:50,337 --> 00:10:52,422 Is there a problem? I mean, are you taken? 255 00:10:54,132 --> 00:10:54,966 No. 256 00:10:55,926 --> 00:10:58,887 Well, then, why don't you stop spying on me from behind the window? 257 00:10:58,970 --> 00:11:00,972 I am not spying on you! 258 00:11:01,056 --> 00:11:03,350 All right, cleaning your windows and have dinner with me. 259 00:11:08,271 --> 00:11:09,773 -Does that feel good? -Mm-hmm. 260 00:11:14,027 --> 00:11:14,986 How does this feel? 261 00:11:17,322 --> 00:11:18,281 -Good. -Good? 262 00:11:23,870 --> 00:11:24,705 [moans softly] 263 00:11:29,668 --> 00:11:31,294 -You want to fuck? -Uh-huh. 264 00:11:31,378 --> 00:11:32,504 -Okay. -Yeah. 265 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:34,965 Lift your legs up. 266 00:11:35,298 --> 00:11:36,174 Good. 267 00:11:37,175 --> 00:11:39,428 -Let me take your underwear. -Oh, yeah, of course. 268 00:11:40,637 --> 00:11:41,555 Sorry. 269 00:11:41,638 --> 00:11:42,889 -You're good. -Okay. 270 00:11:45,142 --> 00:11:46,017 Comfy? 271 00:11:46,101 --> 00:11:46,935 Uh-huh. 272 00:11:56,903 --> 00:11:57,738 Great. 273 00:12:01,366 --> 00:12:02,576 Can you raise your legs? 274 00:12:03,744 --> 00:12:04,995 They're a little tight. 275 00:12:06,163 --> 00:12:07,205 Can you open them? 276 00:12:07,456 --> 00:12:09,207 -Yeah. -Okay, open them up. 277 00:12:09,291 --> 00:12:10,208 Got it. 278 00:12:10,542 --> 00:12:11,543 -Okay. -Feel that? 279 00:12:11,626 --> 00:12:12,544 -Yeah. -Here we go. 280 00:12:13,336 --> 00:12:14,212 There you go. 281 00:12:15,797 --> 00:12:16,673 Okay. 282 00:12:16,965 --> 00:12:18,341 Okay... 283 00:12:19,426 --> 00:12:21,511 -Now you're gonna feel something. -Oh, my God! 284 00:12:22,971 --> 00:12:24,973 Is it in? Are you wearing a condom? 285 00:12:25,056 --> 00:12:25,974 No offense. 286 00:12:26,057 --> 00:12:28,059 No, those are just my fingers. 287 00:12:28,143 --> 00:12:30,103 -Those are just your fingers? -Yeah. 288 00:12:30,187 --> 00:12:31,313 Oh, my God! [chuckles] 289 00:12:33,607 --> 00:12:34,524 Yes! 290 00:12:35,150 --> 00:12:36,193 -Yeah. -Okay. 291 00:12:36,276 --> 00:12:38,528 It's okay, I'll go slow when we do the real thing. 292 00:12:38,612 --> 00:12:39,488 Okay. 293 00:12:41,406 --> 00:12:42,365 Here we go. 294 00:12:47,412 --> 00:12:48,580 Here we go. Are you ready? 295 00:12:50,248 --> 00:12:52,125 -Yeah. -Okay, here we go. 296 00:12:53,210 --> 00:12:54,252 Oh, God. 297 00:12:54,961 --> 00:12:55,921 Oh, my God. 298 00:12:56,588 --> 00:12:57,464 Oh. 299 00:12:57,631 --> 00:12:58,799 Oh, God. Okay. 300 00:12:59,216 --> 00:13:00,801 -And release. -Is it all the way in now? 301 00:13:01,301 --> 00:13:02,594 It's halfway in. 302 00:13:03,011 --> 00:13:04,262 That's more-- Oh, there it goes. 303 00:13:04,346 --> 00:13:06,181 -Yeah, whoa, there it goes. -Oh, my God. Okay. 304 00:13:06,264 --> 00:13:07,516 This feels fucking good. 305 00:13:08,725 --> 00:13:09,684 You're sexy. 306 00:13:11,186 --> 00:13:12,395 Where did you come from? 307 00:13:12,562 --> 00:13:13,855 [soft instrumental music playing] 308 00:13:21,655 --> 00:13:22,989 That was insane. 309 00:13:25,075 --> 00:13:25,992 Anal sex... 310 00:13:26,576 --> 00:13:27,786 is insane. 311 00:13:29,287 --> 00:13:31,039 It was your first time. 312 00:13:32,207 --> 00:13:34,000 That's so nice. I feel honored. 313 00:13:36,086 --> 00:13:39,256 You know, I've had a few clients with CP and you're by far the most limber. 314 00:13:40,215 --> 00:13:41,550 CP... 315 00:13:46,263 --> 00:13:47,764 I have a pretty mild case. 316 00:13:49,057 --> 00:13:51,935 And I'm going to have sex soon for free. Okay? Just so you know. 317 00:13:52,310 --> 00:13:53,270 I believe you. 318 00:13:54,855 --> 00:13:55,814 You're cute. 319 00:13:57,983 --> 00:13:59,025 I don't know. 320 00:13:59,234 --> 00:14:00,986 You don't need to know. Come here. 321 00:14:09,369 --> 00:14:10,328 Mmm... 322 00:14:15,625 --> 00:14:16,668 Mumsy! 323 00:14:17,460 --> 00:14:18,545 [Karen gasps] Hi. 324 00:14:19,754 --> 00:14:21,381 You look different. 325 00:14:22,549 --> 00:14:23,466 I do? 326 00:14:23,633 --> 00:14:24,551 [Karen] Yeah. 327 00:14:24,885 --> 00:14:27,095 I never see you in a suit. 328 00:14:28,513 --> 00:14:30,932 I guess I just felt like being fancy, that's all. 329 00:14:31,558 --> 00:14:32,392 Hi. 330 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:34,769 How was the movie? 331 00:14:35,729 --> 00:14:37,147 -It was good. -Yeah? 332 00:14:37,230 --> 00:14:39,399 Who doesn't love a hooker with a heart of gold, you know? 333 00:14:39,482 --> 00:14:40,317 [Karen laughs] 334 00:14:41,860 --> 00:14:44,905 So I was looking at apartments on Zillow. 335 00:14:45,405 --> 00:14:48,199 Anyway, there was this really cute apartment. 336 00:14:48,283 --> 00:14:51,161 And it's got French doors, 337 00:14:51,536 --> 00:14:52,871 courtyard, 338 00:14:53,496 --> 00:14:55,832 1920s Spanish-style. 339 00:14:55,916 --> 00:14:57,083 Wow, okay. 340 00:14:57,167 --> 00:14:59,377 Is there an extra bedroom for overbearing mothers 341 00:14:59,461 --> 00:15:01,212 who can't seem to let their gay sons go? 342 00:15:01,963 --> 00:15:03,214 -Maybe. [laughs] -Okay. 343 00:15:04,007 --> 00:15:06,885 Anyway, I just think it maybe is a good idea 344 00:15:06,968 --> 00:15:08,386 that you get your own place. 345 00:15:09,137 --> 00:15:10,764 Maybe it's good for me, too. 346 00:15:11,848 --> 00:15:13,558 So do you want to go on Saturday? 347 00:15:14,351 --> 00:15:15,310 Check it out? 348 00:15:15,393 --> 00:15:17,520 Yes! Oh, my God, yes! Yes! Yes! 349 00:15:17,646 --> 00:15:19,898 Oh, my God, thank you so much. 350 00:15:20,899 --> 00:15:22,651 Oh, do you want a brownie? 351 00:15:22,734 --> 00:15:26,571 The old guy that works at the bakery gave me a few for free. 352 00:15:27,697 --> 00:15:29,532 [Karen] I think he has a little crush on me. 353 00:15:31,534 --> 00:15:32,410 Sure. 354 00:15:32,953 --> 00:15:34,621 Who doesn't love a free pastry?