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[♪♪♪]

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ELLIOT:
<i>Since the dawn of time...</i>

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<i>there have been vampires.</i>

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Heil!

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ELLIOT: <i>In fact...
humans, and vampires</i>

6
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<i>have been secretly warring
for thousands of years.</i>

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<i>But through the centuries,
they have always been...</i>

8
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<i>out liars.</i>

9
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[♪♪♪]

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ELLIOT:
<i>And then there's me.</i>

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Yup.

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<i>It ain't your classic
vampire tale</i>

13
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<i>or one of the bullshit romances
with emo teen girls</i>

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<i>and their heartthrob
douchebag boyfriends.</i>

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<i>This one's about revenge.</i>

16
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<i>Pure and simple.</i>

17
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[growling, roaring]

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ELLIOT: <i>Oh, yeah,
and these fucking idiots.</i>

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JACK:
Stream Team, 29th of April.

20
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Stream Team TV.

21
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Me, Mario Lopez, in the cage.

22
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I'm gonna fuck that
pussy-ass bitch.

23
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<i>♪ Ooh Benji, you're so sexy ♪</i>

24
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<i>♪ Give this girl a hot shack ♪</i>

25
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JACK:
Check it, juice cleanse.

26
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Lemon, cayenne pepper, water.

27
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That's it.

28
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11, 12, come on, one more.

29
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Hmm, tastes like shit.

30
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Hey, Liz kids, it is official

31
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the countdown to the wedding
has begun.

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<i>Today, with this stream,
I wanna share with you</i>

33
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<i>a perfect look
for anyone's wedding.</i>

34
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<i>Especially mine.</i>

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I'll see you there.

36
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Like and subscribe.

37
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<i>♪ Diamonds are a girl's
best friend ♪</i>

38
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<i>♪ But they're not
what I choose ♪</i>

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Hey, my Jullionaires.

40
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I'm sharing my last bit
of surprise

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before the party of the year.

42
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That's right.

43
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My favorite assholes,
Jack and Liz

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are getting married.

45
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<i>JK.</i>

46
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<i>I love them so much.
They're like family to me.</i>

47
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<i>♪ Everything you need
in an American dream ♪</i>

48
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<i>♪ Is money, yeah ♪</i>

49
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<i>♪ The money ♪</i>

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FLYNN: <i>Oh, nice try, Blake 3,
you come with that</i>

51
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<i>lamb shit again,</i>

52
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<i>I'll smear your whack
out of there,</i>

53
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<i>all over this level.</i>

54
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<i>♪ Money, yeah, the money ♪</i>

55
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<i>♪ You already know ♪</i>

56
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Aren't you two supposed to be
getting married

57
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in like six hours?

58
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Okay, you know what,
it's not your wedding, Flynn.

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It's ours.

60
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It's fine. Just hear him out.

61
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So, I got a call
from Steven Rektor's people.

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Apparently, he and his wife
personally requested

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the Stream Team
a.k.a. you lucky fucks,

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to come out to his retreat
in Mexico.

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And chat about his huge
ambassador deal.

66
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I'm talking millions.

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That guy?

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ELLIOT:
<i>Steven motherfucking Rektor.</i>

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<i>This shithead is a number one
on the kill list.</i>

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<i>Unlike many of his nefarious
masters of the universe peers,</i>

71
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<i>his secret that
Bernie fucking made off</i>

72
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<i>his Ponzi scheme and...
and that Fyre Festival,</i>

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<i>which I attended, by the way.</i>

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<i>Looked like
humanitarian missions.</i>

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<i>That's right, this dude,
and his perfect ice queen wifey.</i>

76
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<i>I mean, what we're talking
about here is a path</i>

77
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<i>to a healthier future.</i>

78
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<i>Our trials have worked.</i>

79
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<i>And once we release this
to the world,</i>

80
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<i>and I do intend make this free
to every person</i>

81
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<i>around the globe,</i>

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<i>this will be my greatest legacy.</i>

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ELLIOT: <i>Bloodsucking beasts
in a long line mass</i>

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<i>of mass murdering
fanged phantoms.</i>

85
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<i>Waiting to pounce
with a product</i>

86
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<i>that'll lead the lambs
right to the slaughter.</i>

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Steven Rektor's saving
the planet, Flynn.

88
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David says all ten of his homes
are carbon neutral

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and he donated like a cool
half billion

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to the Amazon rainforests,
which we love.

91
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Maybe he's not so terrible.

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NARRATOR 1: <i>We help farmers grow
the food that grows a life.</i>

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<i>We foster care for the young
and young at heart.</i>

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<i>In a growing world
forever challenged</i>

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<i>by mother nature
and the laws of uncertainty,</i>

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<i>rest assured that
the good people</i>

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<i>of Rektor Biotech
are looking out for your future.</i>

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<i>Building a community,
a family</i>

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<i>and a legacy
that will live on and on,</i>

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<i>long after we're gone.</i>

101
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<i>Rektor Biotech,</i>

102
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<i>building a legacy
that will live on and on.</i>

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You know,

104
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I didn't fight with you
about dating her.

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Okay, I didn't have a shitfit
when you announced

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your engagement publicly
without telling me.

107
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But ah, Jack, I mean,
this is just...

108
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this is too much.

109
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Like, you're better than this.

110
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I appreciate you caring.

111
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[chuckles]

112
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But Flynn, honestly,
it's not that big a deal.

113
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You know we can get married
anywhere, anytime.

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- Anytime?
- Yeah.

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You invited everyone
we know today.

116
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And now, because she wants
to go after

117
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some creepy billionaire's
wallet,

118
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you're throwing out
your own wedding day.

119
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I mean...

120
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Uh, alright,
it's not that simple, okay.

121
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You know, I've got
responsibilities now.

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FLYNN: Ugh.
What is her fucking problem?

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Doesn't she know
this could change our lives?

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JACK: The deal is up on our house
in two months.

125
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Maserati wants the cars back,

126
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Liz's beauty kit didn't,
quite perform

127
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- as well as we'd hoped.
- Ha!

128
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Of course, it didn't.

129
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Everything that she touches
turns to shit.

130
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She's dragging you down, J...

131
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- Alright, Flynn, stop.
- Cut her some slack.

132
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- You need to give Liz a break.
- No, fuck that.

133
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She's nothing but a gold digger
and I'm done hearing

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your excuses for her.

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Wow.

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Hey, are you guys ready yet?

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- Yeah.
- No!

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<i>♪ Past that ♪</i>

139
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<i>♪ Motherfucker, face it ♪</i>

140
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<i>♪ I would never ever be... ♪</i>

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ELLIOT: <i>Welcome to the wild west
of equal opportunity</i>

142
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<i>mindfuckery, baby.</i>

143
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<i>Courtesy of your favorite
mommy blogger.</i>

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<i>Half-naked Insta model,</i>

145
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<i>Facetune, Snapchatter</i>

146
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<i>and semi-famous pop star,
and your TikTok.</i>

147
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<i>But the way I see it,</i>

148
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<i>this group of massively popular
shitheads,</i>

149
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<i>might just be the key
to shutting down</i>

150
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<i>the whole damn vampire kabong.</i>

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Fuck!

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LIZ: <i>Pre-wedding,
super top secret mission</i>

153
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<i>with the gang hashtag shh,</i>

154
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<i>hashtag fun in the sun,
hashtag wifeyyy.</i>

155
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JULES: <i>Can't believe my bff
is about to get married.</i>

156
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<i>Hashtag party bus.
Hashtag SOS.</i>

157
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<i>Hashtag we getting lit.</i>

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JACK: <i>Hey, bye bye
to this pretty face, ladies.</i>

159
00:08:01,656 --> 00:08:03,029
<i>Hashtag sexy.
Hashtag all for likes.</i>

160
00:08:03,053 --> 00:08:04,085
<i>Hashtag bachelor.</i>

161
00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:06,285
<i>Handsome playboy Insta famous.</i>

162
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<i>♪ Never stop keeping ♪</i>

163
00:08:12,931 --> 00:08:14,832
<i>♪ Never stop keeping ♪</i>

164
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<i>♪ Never stop keeping ♪</i>

165
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<i>♪ Never stop keeping ♪</i>

166
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We love you Stream Team!

167
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Hey guys,

168
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so you're probably wondering
what happened to the wedding?

169
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We called it off?

170
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Did Liz get cold feet?

171
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Hell no.

172
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No way, baby.

173
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We're all good.

174
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We're just on a super-secret
pre-wedding side mission.

175
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Say hi, guys.
Say, what up?

176
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- Whoo. What's up?
- Don't wanna play?

177
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Okay, okay.

178
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So, we're good
and we will check in

179
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with you later.

180
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Muah. Love you.

181
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[♪♪♪]

182
00:09:08,657 --> 00:09:09,723
David, what the hell?

183
00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:11,295
I thought you said this thing
had seamless Wi-Fi.

184
00:09:11,319 --> 00:09:13,693
Well, it's working just fine
for me.

185
00:09:13,728 --> 00:09:14,662
[Flynn sighs]

186
00:09:14,663 --> 00:09:15,861
JULES:
Same here, babe.

187
00:09:15,895 --> 00:09:17,215
You probably just hit
a dead zone.

188
00:09:18,898 --> 00:09:22,328
Ugh, man meat is being such
a whiny little bitch.

189
00:09:22,363 --> 00:09:23,670
Who?

190
00:09:23,705 --> 00:09:25,672
Jason. You know, my side thing.

191
00:09:25,707 --> 00:09:27,377
"How could I leave without
saying goodbye?"

192
00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:29,104
[chuckles]

193
00:09:29,139 --> 00:09:31,711
I swear, sometimes I really miss
toxic masculinity.

194
00:09:31,746 --> 00:09:33,306
JACK: Hey, I'm still
toxically masculine.

195
00:09:33,341 --> 00:09:35,341
What bitches, ho, what?

196
00:09:35,376 --> 00:09:36,815
[chuckles]

197
00:09:36,850 --> 00:09:38,377
I thought Jason
was your boyfriend.

198
00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:40,280
Boyfriend?

199
00:09:40,315 --> 00:09:41,081
Don't get it twisted.

200
00:09:41,083 --> 00:09:42,887
You said you were
gonna marry him!

201
00:09:42,922 --> 00:09:44,757
I say a lot of things.

202
00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:46,264
FLYNN: I think maybe
you're just looking for like

203
00:09:46,288 --> 00:09:50,224
a Disney fantasy relationship
with a Prince Charming,

204
00:09:50,259 --> 00:09:53,293
when maybe you need
to find patience

205
00:09:53,328 --> 00:09:56,736
and some good in people
and get past your own fears.

206
00:09:56,771 --> 00:09:58,199
Thank you,
but I really don't need

207
00:09:58,234 --> 00:10:00,872
your heteronormative ideas
on romance.

208
00:10:00,907 --> 00:10:01,907
Heteronormative?

209
00:10:01,941 --> 00:10:03,006
Dude, I'm a lesbian.

210
00:10:03,041 --> 00:10:06,075
Exactly. Shackled by labels.

211
00:10:06,110 --> 00:10:08,308
- Yo David, where we at?
- LIZ: Lost.

212
00:10:08,343 --> 00:10:10,717
We're over an hour late
and the sun is going down.

213
00:10:10,752 --> 00:10:12,378
Not my fault.
It's this Waze.

214
00:10:12,413 --> 00:10:15,183
It keeps losing signal
and moving our location.

215
00:10:15,218 --> 00:10:17,955
Oh, God, he seriously,
he just missed another turn.

216
00:10:17,990 --> 00:10:19,319
Yeah, David, uh, one question.

217
00:10:19,354 --> 00:10:21,222
Do you think you could manage
to get us there?

218
00:10:21,257 --> 00:10:22,089
- [Jack chuckles]
- DAVID: Shut up!

219
00:10:22,125 --> 00:10:23,895
You guys are ruining
my concentration.

220
00:10:23,930 --> 00:10:25,094
[Jules chuckles]

221
00:10:25,129 --> 00:10:26,733
This ruin your concentration,
David?

222
00:10:26,768 --> 00:10:28,460
- Like this...
- JULES: Ladies...

223
00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:30,330
- Oh, no...
- [Jack chuckles]

224
00:10:30,365 --> 00:10:32,079
JACK: David, does this ruin
your concentration?

225
00:10:32,103 --> 00:10:33,234
[chuckles]

226
00:10:33,269 --> 00:10:34,235
It's not funny.

227
00:10:34,270 --> 00:10:36,743
[making gagging noises]

228
00:10:36,778 --> 00:10:38,437
Come on.
Stop acting like kids.

229
00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:39,306
Please, David, I'm so bored.

230
00:10:39,341 --> 00:10:40,341
Yeah, guys, stop.

231
00:10:42,278 --> 00:10:43,948
You can't drive, David. Really?

232
00:10:43,983 --> 00:10:46,082
This is really important,
you guys.

233
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[♪♪♪]

234
00:10:56,424 --> 00:10:58,292
Who the fuck is this guy?

235
00:10:58,327 --> 00:10:59,832
Don't worry, I'll handle this.

236
00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:01,295
Well, that's a terrible idea.

237
00:11:13,309 --> 00:11:15,144
Well, he seems fun.

238
00:11:15,179 --> 00:11:16,816
Shut up, he can hear you.

239
00:11:16,851 --> 00:11:19,115
Jack, why don't you just go
tell him who we are.

240
00:11:19,150 --> 00:11:21,249
Um, I don't think
he's gonna care.

241
00:11:21,284 --> 00:11:22,481
Look, I'm gonna talk to him.

242
00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:23,516
Just act cool, guys.

243
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:25,220
- I got this.
- Do you?

244
00:11:28,258 --> 00:11:29,224
Hey, buddy.

245
00:11:29,259 --> 00:11:30,357
Not your buddy.

246
00:11:30,392 --> 00:11:32,326
Ah, okay. Hi.
Sir, how are you doing?

247
00:11:32,361 --> 00:11:33,193
I'm Jack.

248
00:11:33,229 --> 00:11:34,834
- Am I supposed to give a shit?
- Okay.

249
00:11:34,869 --> 00:11:38,970
Hey, I am...
I love your sunglasses.

250
00:11:39,005 --> 00:11:40,774
Are they vintage Ray-Ban?

251
00:11:40,809 --> 00:11:41,907
Fuck off.

252
00:11:41,942 --> 00:11:43,106
Okay, I think we're done.

253
00:11:44,945 --> 00:11:47,374
You got no idea of how much
trouble you're in, do you?

254
00:11:47,409 --> 00:11:49,475
Look, dude,
you came out of nowhere.

255
00:11:49,510 --> 00:11:51,884
We didn't even hit you
and you're fine.

256
00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:54,381
- What's your problem?
- My problem is you.

257
00:11:56,418 --> 00:11:58,825
ELLIOT: Turn around, get back
in your little party bus.

258
00:11:58,860 --> 00:12:01,091
Flip a bit,
and get the fuck out of here.

259
00:12:01,126 --> 00:12:04,457
Or, and I promise you,
you'll suffer.

260
00:12:06,461 --> 00:12:08,461
Adult to adult,
you're kinda freaking us out.

261
00:12:08,496 --> 00:12:10,067
Look, we're really sorry.

262
00:12:10,102 --> 00:12:12,234
We just wanna pass through,
so...

263
00:12:12,269 --> 00:12:14,434
If there's anything we can do,
uh, maybe you need,

264
00:12:14,469 --> 00:12:15,501
uh, some extra money.

265
00:12:15,536 --> 00:12:17,371
I mean if you wanted...
Oh, shit.

266
00:12:17,406 --> 00:12:18,911
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

267
00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:20,242
Hey, hey, hey!

268
00:12:23,445 --> 00:12:24,851
You've been warned.

269
00:12:28,219 --> 00:12:29,922
<i>Fucking kids.</i>

270
00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:31,385
<i>They can't resist an invite</i>

271
00:12:31,420 --> 00:12:34,421
<i>to act like
self-important assholes.</i>

272
00:12:34,456 --> 00:12:37,556
<i>Perfect prey for evil predators
like Rektor.</i>

273
00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:40,460
<i>Not to mention the temptation
of fame and money.</i>

274
00:12:40,495 --> 00:12:43,364
<i>Now this I know too well.</i>

275
00:12:46,204 --> 00:12:49,073
Your dad's so lame.

276
00:12:49,108 --> 00:12:50,437
Maybe if you didn't get a DUI,

277
00:12:50,472 --> 00:12:52,076
we wouldn't have to use him
for a ride.

278
00:12:52,111 --> 00:12:57,015
[♪♪♪]

279
00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:10,160
- What?
- I don't know.

280
00:13:10,195 --> 00:13:12,162
Oh, my God, you're not about
to back out on this.

281
00:13:12,197 --> 00:13:13,597
Don't you think
it's a little shady?

282
00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:18,399
An older record label exec
inviting two teenagers

283
00:13:18,434 --> 00:13:20,236
to his hotel room
for a meeting?

284
00:13:20,271 --> 00:13:22,337
So he can listen to our demo,
Mol.

285
00:13:22,372 --> 00:13:23,635
This is how it happens.

286
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,406
- What?
- Getting raped?

287
00:13:28,950 --> 00:13:31,049
Molly and Alexx
from<i> Surburban Trash.</i>

288
00:13:35,550 --> 00:13:38,122
Thought this was supposed to be
a listening party.

289
00:13:38,157 --> 00:13:39,651
Are you tripping right now?

290
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,158
I'm tripping.

291
00:13:41,193 --> 00:13:43,061
This shit is really happening,
girl.

292
00:13:45,494 --> 00:13:47,098
Al? Alexx?

293
00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:50,563
Al?

294
00:13:50,598 --> 00:13:51,630
[Alexx shrieks]

295
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:52,906
Jackpot, biatch!

296
00:13:52,941 --> 00:13:54,138
Fuck you, dude.

297
00:13:54,173 --> 00:13:55,535
You scared the crap
out of me.

298
00:13:55,570 --> 00:13:56,635
What's your problem?

299
00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:58,604
[sighs] Something's off.

300
00:13:58,639 --> 00:14:00,606
Stop being such a straightedge.

301
00:14:00,641 --> 00:14:03,675
Just play the demo,
have a beer.

302
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:04,918
We'll set a mood.

303
00:14:10,321 --> 00:14:11,353
Okay, now what?

304
00:14:13,159 --> 00:14:14,323
We wait.

305
00:14:14,358 --> 00:14:15,962
ELLIOT:
<i>First off,</i>

306
00:14:15,997 --> 00:14:19,130
<i>the hotel suite is not even
that nice.</i>

307
00:14:19,165 --> 00:14:21,132
<i>But when you hear somebody
in the other room</i>

308
00:14:21,167 --> 00:14:23,266
<i>speak in an ancient
double tongue</i>

309
00:14:23,301 --> 00:14:26,005
<i>with one of them
low demonic filters on it</i>

310
00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,974
<i>that you hear in every
Exorcist film...</i>

311
00:14:29,538 --> 00:14:31,076
<i>you should probably
take the hint.</i>

312
00:14:36,314 --> 00:14:40,250
I'm Alexx,
lead singer of Suburban Trash.

313
00:14:40,285 --> 00:14:45,024
Umm, and this is Molly,
the bassist.

314
00:14:45,059 --> 00:14:47,059
We've had a few...

315
00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:49,721
[screams]

316
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,690
[Molly shouts]

317
00:14:54,464 --> 00:14:56,002
[crying]

318
00:14:56,037 --> 00:14:58,004
Oh, fuck.

319
00:14:58,039 --> 00:15:00,369
[banging on door]

320
00:15:03,473 --> 00:15:04,637
[cellphone ringing]

321
00:15:04,672 --> 00:15:05,672
ELLIOT:
<i>Guess who?</i>

322
00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:09,411
[sobbing]

323
00:15:09,446 --> 00:15:11,347
I'm sorry, daddy,
I screwed up.

324
00:15:11,382 --> 00:15:13,085
Where are you now?

325
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,988
Eleventh floor.

326
00:15:15,023 --> 00:15:16,220
ELLIOT ON PHONE:
<i>Honey?</i>

327
00:15:16,255 --> 00:15:17,221
<i>Honey?</i>

328
00:15:17,256 --> 00:15:18,552
Just make it go away.

329
00:15:18,587 --> 00:15:21,522
[sobbing]

330
00:15:23,163 --> 00:15:25,394
ELLIOT: <i>Every slayer needs
his own origin story.</i>

331
00:15:25,429 --> 00:15:27,429
<i>Even your old buddy,
Elliot Jones.</i>

332
00:15:28,696 --> 00:15:29,528
Dad?

333
00:15:29,564 --> 00:15:31,697
Sweetie, where...
where are you right now?

334
00:15:31,732 --> 00:15:33,006
I'm sorry.

335
00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:35,272
- [Molly crying]
- Hey, honey?

336
00:15:35,307 --> 00:15:39,441
[Molly screams]

337
00:15:39,476 --> 00:15:41,982
ELLIOT:
That night changed everything.

338
00:15:50,223 --> 00:15:52,289
ELLIOT: <i>Some people mourn
like my ex-wife.</i>

339
00:15:52,324 --> 00:15:53,752
<i>With a bunch of pills</i>

340
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:56,095
<i>and a new boyfriend
named Enrique.</i>

341
00:15:58,330 --> 00:16:01,067
<i>But some search for the truth.</i>

342
00:16:01,102 --> 00:16:05,269
<i>And in my case,
the truth had fangs.</i>

343
00:16:05,304 --> 00:16:07,304
<i>And thus,
my new life began.</i>

344
00:16:09,275 --> 00:16:12,177
<i>As bodies began to mount,
there was a pattern.</i>

345
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:20,053
<i>Folks being murdered,
more like harvested,</i>

346
00:16:20,088 --> 00:16:22,451
<i>all had the same thing
in common,</i>

347
00:16:22,486 --> 00:16:26,125
<i>their blood,
the rarest blood on earth.</i>

348
00:16:30,263 --> 00:16:33,066
<i>Bloodline leading back
to these dumb fucks.</i>

349
00:16:34,168 --> 00:16:39,072
[♪♪♪]

350
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:04,890
Jack?

351
00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:10,334
- What's up?
- Look at this.

352
00:17:12,536 --> 00:17:14,569
What is this,
from the Winnebago guy?

353
00:17:14,604 --> 00:17:17,341
Yeah, what if he isn't
threatening us,

354
00:17:17,376 --> 00:17:18,771
he was trying to warn us?

355
00:17:18,806 --> 00:17:20,707
You've been warned.

356
00:17:20,742 --> 00:17:21,675
Oh, with this?

357
00:17:21,710 --> 00:17:23,116
[chuckles]

358
00:17:23,151 --> 00:17:25,184
Come on, calm down,
QAnon. [scoffs]

359
00:17:25,219 --> 00:17:26,416
But you don't know anything.

360
00:17:26,451 --> 00:17:28,682
What if...
what if this is legit?

361
00:17:28,717 --> 00:17:30,882
Oh, my God.
You always think the worst.

362
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:31,783
Did it ever occur to you that

363
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:35,128
this might turn out to be
a good thing?

364
00:17:35,163 --> 00:17:37,163
JULES: Holy shit,
Flynn, come here look.

365
00:17:37,198 --> 00:17:39,726
Jack, Jack, come here,
you have to see this.

366
00:17:39,761 --> 00:17:40,761
Come on.

367
00:17:40,796 --> 00:17:43,895
Listen, I promise you,
it's gonna be fine, okay?

368
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:48,834
[♪♪♪]

369
00:17:54,248 --> 00:17:56,809
Oh, my God,
look, is that Harry Rektor?

370
00:17:56,844 --> 00:17:57,943
That's Steven's nephew.

371
00:17:57,979 --> 00:18:01,781
He has the most amazing animal
protection non-profit.

372
00:18:01,816 --> 00:18:04,322
I think I might be in love.

373
00:18:04,357 --> 00:18:06,423
- Hm-mm.
- What?

374
00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:07,490
You told me to grow up.

375
00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:16,598
Look.

376
00:18:16,633 --> 00:18:18,600
Holy shit.

377
00:18:18,635 --> 00:18:19,700
Now, that's cool.

378
00:18:31,747 --> 00:18:34,253
NATALIE:
You must be the Stream Team.

379
00:18:34,288 --> 00:18:35,914
Guilty as charged.

380
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,421
Hmm.

381
00:18:37,456 --> 00:18:38,587
Welcome to Rektor Manor.

382
00:18:45,530 --> 00:18:46,661
Come on, come on.

383
00:18:46,696 --> 00:18:48,630
LIZ: I just,
I love it here already.

384
00:18:48,665 --> 00:18:49,829
JULES:
Hey, my Jullionaires.

385
00:18:49,864 --> 00:18:51,468
We're gonna have
an exclusive look

386
00:18:51,503 --> 00:18:54,669
inside Rektor Manor.

387
00:18:54,704 --> 00:18:55,945
Is it true
there's a cryo chamber?

388
00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:57,903
I love cryo.

389
00:18:57,938 --> 00:19:01,907
Uh. [chuckles]

390
00:19:01,942 --> 00:19:03,843
Look,
it's a little baby fetus.

391
00:19:17,529 --> 00:19:19,298
Welcome, everyone.

392
00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:22,235
We are so excited to have you
as our guests.

393
00:19:22,270 --> 00:19:23,434
I'm Beverly Rektor.

394
00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:26,833
You're iconic.

395
00:19:26,868 --> 00:19:28,835
Oh, you're so sweet.

396
00:19:28,870 --> 00:19:30,804
You must be Liz Anthony.

397
00:19:30,839 --> 00:19:32,542
- [chuckles]
- Queen of online shopping.

398
00:19:32,577 --> 00:19:33,774
[chuckles}

399
00:19:33,809 --> 00:19:35,809
Which makes you,
Jack Chambers.

400
00:19:35,844 --> 00:19:36,409
Hi.

401
00:19:36,445 --> 00:19:37,613
BEVERLY:
King of YouTube.

402
00:19:37,648 --> 00:19:39,285
[chuckles] Yeah.

403
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:42,288
And Jules Jay,
online social goddess.

404
00:19:42,323 --> 00:19:45,522
Oh, [chuckles] I...
I wouldn't say goddess.

405
00:19:45,557 --> 00:19:46,864
Why are people saying that
all the time?

406
00:19:46,888 --> 00:19:47,722
No.

407
00:19:47,757 --> 00:19:49,691
And you are...

408
00:19:49,726 --> 00:19:51,726
David.

409
00:19:51,761 --> 00:19:53,794
Great.

410
00:19:53,829 --> 00:19:56,995
Flynn Chambers,
Twitch icon and pro gamer.

411
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:57,996
Am I right? [chuckles]

412
00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:00,339
Uh, not exactly pro yet.

413
00:20:00,374 --> 00:20:02,044
I hear you have an important
match this evening.

414
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:05,542
Yeah, it's the um,
Modern Warfare semi-finals.

415
00:20:05,577 --> 00:20:07,610
Oh, I love that game.

416
00:20:07,645 --> 00:20:09,381
- No shit.
- Yeah.

417
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:10,283
Mind if I watch you...

418
00:20:10,318 --> 00:20:11,350
Mind if I watch you play?

419
00:20:11,385 --> 00:20:12,483
Mind if I watch you?

420
00:20:12,518 --> 00:20:17,422
[♪♪♪]

421
00:20:23,661 --> 00:20:25,463
JACK:
Flynn?

422
00:20:25,498 --> 00:20:26,365
Flynn?

423
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,367
You alright, honey?

424
00:20:28,402 --> 00:20:29,566
Oh, just ignore her.

425
00:20:29,601 --> 00:20:31,029
She's fine, seriously.

426
00:20:35,871 --> 00:20:37,574
Ready to see the rest
of the compound?

427
00:20:38,709 --> 00:20:41,446
Yes, please.

428
00:20:41,481 --> 00:20:45,076
ELLIOT: <i>All of mankind is divided up
into two species.</i>

429
00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:48,783
<i>Normis
and La Vampiro Nostra.</i>

430
00:20:48,818 --> 00:20:51,918
<i>Syndicates and families
with different styles,</i>

431
00:20:51,953 --> 00:20:54,085
<i>they're all after
the same thing.</i>

432
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,889
<i>Our fucking blood.</i>

433
00:20:55,924 --> 00:20:57,561
And this is our fitness center.

434
00:20:59,862 --> 00:21:02,533
ELLIOT: <i>Any slayer work two shits
and a nickel knows a honeypot</i>

435
00:21:02,568 --> 00:21:03,666
<i>when he sees one.</i>

436
00:21:03,701 --> 00:21:06,669
[Harry grunting]

437
00:21:06,704 --> 00:21:11,608
[♪♪♪]

438
00:21:23,622 --> 00:21:24,555
HARRY:
Hi.

439
00:21:24,590 --> 00:21:25,853
[chuckles]

440
00:21:25,888 --> 00:21:27,987
Hey, aren't you that girl?

441
00:21:28,022 --> 00:21:29,857
Am I?

442
00:21:29,892 --> 00:21:31,738
You retweeted my call to action
to save the whales

443
00:21:31,762 --> 00:21:33,927
to like seven million people.

444
00:21:33,962 --> 00:21:35,643
That one thoughtful act really
made a difference,

445
00:21:35,667 --> 00:21:37,964
especially to the whales.

446
00:21:37,999 --> 00:21:40,703
What can I say?
I... I love Willy.

447
00:21:40,738 --> 00:21:41,770
<i>Free Willy.</i>

448
00:21:41,805 --> 00:21:45,444
The movie with the whales.

449
00:21:47,041 --> 00:21:49,415
Harry Rektor.

450
00:21:49,450 --> 00:21:52,451
Jules. Jules Jay.

451
00:21:52,486 --> 00:21:53,650
You like to ride, Jules?

452
00:21:55,753 --> 00:21:57,016
Excuse me? [chuckles]

453
00:21:57,051 --> 00:21:58,721
Horses?

454
00:21:58,756 --> 00:22:00,756
Oh, oh.

455
00:22:00,791 --> 00:22:01,988
Yeah. Yeah, mhmm.

456
00:22:02,023 --> 00:22:03,429
Yeah, I love horses.

457
00:22:03,464 --> 00:22:05,662
Umm, ponies.

458
00:22:05,697 --> 00:22:08,467
I really love all sizes.

459
00:22:08,502 --> 00:22:09,301
Knock-knock.

460
00:22:09,336 --> 00:22:11,437
- Hey, how's it going?
- Yeah, good.

461
00:22:11,472 --> 00:22:12,845
How we doing in here?
How you doing, man?

462
00:22:12,869 --> 00:22:14,605
I'm sorry,
I'm Jack Chambers.

463
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:15,980
- Is this girl bothering you?
- Fuck off. [chuckles]

464
00:22:16,004 --> 00:22:16,871
Hey, you fuck off.

465
00:22:16,906 --> 00:22:18,477
Although, actually I uh...

466
00:22:19,909 --> 00:22:20,909
Oh, um...

467
00:22:22,978 --> 00:22:24,780
Look at that.
That's so fun.

468
00:22:24,815 --> 00:22:26,430
Uh, this has been great,
but we've gotta go.

469
00:22:26,454 --> 00:22:27,178
We really have to go.

470
00:22:27,213 --> 00:22:28,520
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah, come on.

471
00:22:28,555 --> 00:22:29,631
Dude, it was lovely meeting you.

472
00:22:29,655 --> 00:22:30,720
Nice.

473
00:22:30,755 --> 00:22:32,425
Yeah, okay.
Let's go, come on.

474
00:22:32,460 --> 00:22:33,559
Hmm.

475
00:22:33,595 --> 00:22:36,660
Meet me at the stables later
and we can take a ride.

476
00:22:36,695 --> 00:22:38,123
Okay.

477
00:22:38,158 --> 00:22:39,399
Yeah, for sure.

478
00:22:44,637 --> 00:22:50,641
[♪♪♪]

479
00:22:50,676 --> 00:22:53,171
David Dean,
Stream Team manager.

480
00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:54,942
Hi.

481
00:22:54,977 --> 00:22:56,141
Hey David,
how's your wife?

482
00:22:56,176 --> 00:22:58,143
Yeah, David,
where's your ring?

483
00:22:58,178 --> 00:23:00,211
Yeah, isn't she pregnant
or something?

484
00:23:00,246 --> 00:23:02,620
Okay, I get it.

485
00:23:02,655 --> 00:23:03,918
Hey guys, it's Jules. And...

486
00:23:03,953 --> 00:23:05,458
ELLIOT:
<i>Look at 'em.</i>

487
00:23:05,493 --> 00:23:07,988
<i>Ignoring all the signs.</i>

488
00:23:08,023 --> 00:23:11,123
Hey guys, what's up?
It's Jul... So weird.

489
00:23:11,158 --> 00:23:12,564
ELLIOT:
<i>Everybody but her.</i>

490
00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:13,565
What's wrong?

491
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,061
My post isn't uploading.

492
00:23:15,096 --> 00:23:17,096
Oh, Beverly, I just got a ping
from downstairs.

493
00:23:17,131 --> 00:23:18,537
They're ready for David.

494
00:23:18,572 --> 00:23:20,165
Of course.

495
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,244
Business affairs would like to
go over some deal points.

496
00:23:22,268 --> 00:23:24,807
Oh, yeah, great. [chuckles]

497
00:23:24,842 --> 00:23:27,513
ELLIOT: <i>Separating the group
one by one.</i>

498
00:23:27,548 --> 00:23:29,680
That means Jack, Flynn, Liz,
Jules.

499
00:23:29,715 --> 00:23:31,583
It's time for you to meet
Mr. Rektor.

500
00:23:31,618 --> 00:23:32,851
Right this way.

501
00:23:32,886 --> 00:23:36,049
ELLIOT: <i>Typical vampire
pack-hunting tactics.</i>

502
00:23:36,084 --> 00:23:37,688
You guys have this
without me?

503
00:23:37,723 --> 00:23:38,723
Yeah, we got it.

504
00:23:39,824 --> 00:23:41,725
[owls hooting]

505
00:23:44,697 --> 00:23:45,737
This is where I leave you.

506
00:23:46,963 --> 00:23:47,929
I'm sorry.

507
00:23:47,964 --> 00:23:49,330
This is where you leave me?

508
00:23:49,366 --> 00:23:51,999
ELLIOT: <i>Now this part I admit,
it's a bit of a mystery.</i>

509
00:24:00,306 --> 00:24:02,878
<i>See yours truly is gonna use
a little creative license</i>

510
00:24:02,913 --> 00:24:04,682
<i>and paint a picture.</i>

511
00:24:04,717 --> 00:24:07,817
<i>Like that time in Miami
when a Cuban vamp syndicate</i>

512
00:24:07,852 --> 00:24:11,249
<i>lured the bodyguard
of a Congressman to a penthouse.</i>

513
00:24:11,284 --> 00:24:13,185
[screaming]

514
00:24:13,220 --> 00:24:15,286
ELLIOT:
<i>The bastard never saw it coming.</i>

515
00:24:15,321 --> 00:24:17,926
David Dean,
Stream Team manager.

516
00:24:17,961 --> 00:24:20,599
ELLIOT: <i>Which brings me back
to this idiot schmuck turd.</i>

517
00:24:20,634 --> 00:24:23,228
Uh, I was told to meet here
to go over the deal points.

518
00:24:23,263 --> 00:24:25,098
ELLIOT:
<i>Nah, that's not the right music.</i>

519
00:24:25,133 --> 00:24:26,231
<i>Let's try this.</i>

520
00:24:28,774 --> 00:24:30,037
<i>That's more like it.</i>

521
00:24:30,072 --> 00:24:34,976
[♪♪♪]

522
00:24:37,079 --> 00:24:39,013
ELLIOT: <i>Alright, I know
what you're thinking.</i>

523
00:24:39,048 --> 00:24:42,082
<i>Why they don't just get to it
and waste this asshole?</i>

524
00:24:42,117 --> 00:24:44,986
<i>I'll tell you.
It's a chemical thing.</i>

525
00:24:45,021 --> 00:24:47,758
<i>They say the more anticipation
and fear</i>

526
00:24:47,793 --> 00:24:51,157
<i>that the victim can experience
before the bloodletting,</i>

527
00:24:51,192 --> 00:24:53,060
<i>makes the blood taste
even sweeter.</i>

528
00:24:53,095 --> 00:24:54,095
Jeez.

529
00:25:04,678 --> 00:25:05,678
Fuck...

530
00:25:05,712 --> 00:25:07,910
[screams]

531
00:25:21,255 --> 00:25:26,159
[♪♪♪]

532
00:25:34,906 --> 00:25:37,335
FLYNN:
So, where is Steven?

533
00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:38,743
Natalie didn't tell you?

534
00:25:38,778 --> 00:25:40,646
Not yet.

535
00:25:40,681 --> 00:25:43,341
Steven can't actually see you.

536
00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:44,980
[scoffs] Excuse me?

537
00:25:45,015 --> 00:25:46,982
My husband is in need of care

538
00:25:47,017 --> 00:25:49,215
and he's only able to interact
in person with those

539
00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:50,788
who have taken the vaccine.

540
00:25:50,823 --> 00:25:52,350
Our vaccine.

541
00:25:52,385 --> 00:25:54,022
So, without further ado.

542
00:25:55,762 --> 00:25:57,630
[device beeps]

543
00:25:57,665 --> 00:25:58,961
<i>Greetings, my friends.</i>

544
00:25:58,996 --> 00:26:00,105
<i>I thank you for making
the journey</i>

545
00:26:00,129 --> 00:26:01,293
<i>with such short notice.</i>

546
00:26:01,328 --> 00:26:02,393
Of course, sir.

547
00:26:02,428 --> 00:26:04,197
We are massive fans.

548
00:26:04,232 --> 00:26:05,698
- Yeah.
- We are?

549
00:26:05,734 --> 00:26:06,911
STEVEN ON TV: <i>I suppose you might be wondering
about Beverly and I</i>

550
00:26:06,935 --> 00:26:09,367
<i>took such an interest
in your little outfit.</i>

551
00:26:09,402 --> 00:26:10,735
Definitely.

552
00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:13,173
STEVEN ON TV: <i>After a century
of infecting our planet</i>

553
00:26:13,208 --> 00:26:16,275
<i>with greed, toxins,
and overpopulation,</i>

554
00:26:16,310 --> 00:26:18,651
<i>the planet is fighting back.</i>

555
00:26:18,686 --> 00:26:20,048
<i>The viruses won't stop.</i>

556
00:26:20,083 --> 00:26:22,017
<i>They will continue to mutate.</i>

557
00:26:22,052 --> 00:26:23,755
<i>So, we need to build
a new kind of human.</i>

558
00:26:23,790 --> 00:26:25,251
<i>Stronger, immune.</i>

559
00:26:25,286 --> 00:26:27,352
<i>True warriors.</i>

560
00:26:27,387 --> 00:26:29,728
<i>And you all can be the match
that lights the fire.</i>

561
00:26:29,763 --> 00:26:30,795
Huh.

562
00:26:30,830 --> 00:26:32,863
- Amazing.
- Really?

563
00:26:32,898 --> 00:26:34,832
What my genius husband
is trying to say,

564
00:26:34,867 --> 00:26:36,273
is that we think
you can help us promote

565
00:26:36,297 --> 00:26:38,704
The Rektor Foundation's
new super vaccine

566
00:26:38,739 --> 00:26:40,706
that can turn millions
of possible deaths

567
00:26:40,741 --> 00:26:43,709
into something even more amazing
than just being alive.

568
00:26:43,744 --> 00:26:45,744
Being totally immune
to everything.

569
00:26:45,779 --> 00:26:48,406
And for your promotion
to your combined user base

570
00:26:48,441 --> 00:26:50,408
of 55 million plus,

571
00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:53,884
we're gonna pay you to the tune
of $15 million.

572
00:26:53,919 --> 00:26:55,017
And that's just year one.

573
00:26:56,284 --> 00:26:56,920
[chuckles]

574
00:26:56,955 --> 00:26:58,251
Holy shit.

575
00:26:58,286 --> 00:27:00,088
<i>♪ Oh man, I got a lot of gold ♪</i>

576
00:27:00,123 --> 00:27:02,893
<i>♪ Stack that bread of dominoes,
anything is possible ♪</i>

577
00:27:02,928 --> 00:27:05,896
♪ Yeah ♪

578
00:27:05,931 --> 00:27:07,164
<i>♪ I just, I just ♪</i>

579
00:27:07,199 --> 00:27:08,165
<i>♪ I just want them bad,
I just want them bad ♪</i>

580
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:09,233
<i>- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Bad ♪</i>

581
00:27:09,268 --> 00:27:11,462
<i>♪ I just want them bad,
I just... ♪</i>

582
00:27:11,497 --> 00:27:12,804
- Uh, we're in.
- JACK: Yeah.

583
00:27:12,839 --> 00:27:13,839
Nope.

584
00:27:15,875 --> 00:27:20,207
Uh, um,
do you mind giving us a beat?

585
00:27:20,242 --> 00:27:21,242
Of course.

586
00:27:26,116 --> 00:27:27,731
Jesus, Flynn,
we're about to make millions

587
00:27:27,755 --> 00:27:28,854
by saving the world.

588
00:27:28,890 --> 00:27:30,866
How is it possible you can find
a problem with that?

589
00:27:30,890 --> 00:27:32,153
She's got a point, sis.

590
00:27:32,188 --> 00:27:33,759
But why us?

591
00:27:33,794 --> 00:27:36,762
Uh, hello.
She literally just told us.

592
00:27:36,797 --> 00:27:39,127
No way, they're...
they're hiding something, okay.

593
00:27:39,162 --> 00:27:41,767
That's too much money.
It's too top secret.

594
00:27:41,802 --> 00:27:42,735
That paper that
that guy gave me today...

595
00:27:42,770 --> 00:27:43,736
LIZ:
No, no,

596
00:27:43,771 --> 00:27:45,012
are you seriously talking
about the creepy guy

597
00:27:45,036 --> 00:27:46,002
who threatened to kill us?

598
00:27:46,037 --> 00:27:47,037
- Gross.
- Okay.

599
00:27:47,071 --> 00:27:48,499
Yes, the amount
they're offering

600
00:27:48,534 --> 00:27:50,050
- is weirdly high.
- I mean, we would have do...

601
00:27:50,074 --> 00:27:51,436
we would have done this
for what?

602
00:27:51,471 --> 00:27:52,503
Half a mil?

603
00:27:52,538 --> 00:27:53,944
And also, where's David?

604
00:27:53,979 --> 00:27:55,374
- He should be here, right?
- Yes.

605
00:27:55,409 --> 00:27:56,749
Okay, seriously, Jack.

606
00:27:56,784 --> 00:27:57,915
I can't with her.

607
00:27:57,950 --> 00:27:59,312
You always side
with your sister.

608
00:27:59,347 --> 00:28:00,347
What?

609
00:28:00,382 --> 00:28:03,382
Look, she is not you're only
dependent anymore.

610
00:28:03,417 --> 00:28:05,021
I'm your family now.

611
00:28:05,056 --> 00:28:06,536
Come on, don't you trust
my instincts?

612
00:28:10,996 --> 00:28:12,028
I'm sorry.

613
00:28:14,362 --> 00:28:16,329
- Fuck this. I'm out.
- Flynn?

614
00:28:16,364 --> 00:28:18,331
Jack, look,
just let her go, okay.

615
00:28:18,366 --> 00:28:20,531
Let her go.
It's not about her.

616
00:28:20,566 --> 00:28:22,368
This is about us.

617
00:28:22,403 --> 00:28:24,040
Okay.

618
00:28:24,075 --> 00:28:26,372
You built the Stream Team
from the ground up.

619
00:28:26,407 --> 00:28:27,407
You deserve this.

620
00:28:29,047 --> 00:28:30,442
Okay.

621
00:28:30,477 --> 00:28:32,279
Yeah, okay. Yeah. [chuckles]

622
00:28:32,314 --> 00:28:33,346
Let's do this.

623
00:28:33,381 --> 00:28:34,479
- Okay.
- Okay.

624
00:28:39,123 --> 00:28:43,829
Now, before you sign,
there's just one more thing.

625
00:28:43,864 --> 00:28:46,425
Times are changing
in our media empire.

626
00:28:46,460 --> 00:28:49,362
And because of Steven's health
and none of our heirs

627
00:28:49,397 --> 00:28:51,232
willing to take the reins,

628
00:28:51,267 --> 00:28:53,399
we've been on the hunt
for new partners.

629
00:28:53,434 --> 00:28:55,467
Not just to carry on the legacy
of our company,

630
00:28:55,502 --> 00:28:58,811
but to reinvent it
for today's audience.

631
00:28:58,846 --> 00:29:01,308
STEVEN ON TV: <i>Jack, I've been
watching you for years.</i>

632
00:29:01,343 --> 00:29:05,213
<i>You can do so much more
and with my power,</i>

633
00:29:05,248 --> 00:29:06,544
<i>you'll be unstoppable.</i>

634
00:29:07,613 --> 00:29:10,020
Uh, I'm sorry.

635
00:29:10,055 --> 00:29:12,055
Are you talking
about giving us your...

636
00:29:12,090 --> 00:29:13,991
<i>My company?</i>

637
00:29:14,026 --> 00:29:15,553
<i>Yes.</i>

638
00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:17,225
Oh.

639
00:29:17,260 --> 00:29:18,589
LIZ:
Oh, my God.

640
00:29:18,624 --> 00:29:19,898
It's really happening, babe.

641
00:29:19,933 --> 00:29:20,976
We're gonna be billionaires.

642
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,230
[chuckling] Babe.

643
00:29:22,265 --> 00:29:23,265
Ahem.

644
00:29:23,299 --> 00:29:24,837
Uh, no offense.

645
00:29:24,872 --> 00:29:28,368
We are insanely flattered,
but um... why us?

646
00:29:28,403 --> 00:29:30,172
It's simple math, really.

647
00:29:30,207 --> 00:29:32,174
Our research shows
that you alone engage

648
00:29:32,209 --> 00:29:34,440
with ten times more users
under the age of 25

649
00:29:34,475 --> 00:29:38,279
than any other public figure
in the world.

650
00:29:38,314 --> 00:29:39,544
I do?

651
00:29:39,579 --> 00:29:42,052
Of course you do,
my handsome man.

652
00:29:42,087 --> 00:29:43,320
[Jack chuckles]

653
00:29:43,355 --> 00:29:45,264
<i>Your 55 million followers
are just the beginning.</i>

654
00:29:45,288 --> 00:29:47,156
<i>Combined with our network
capabilities,</i>

655
00:29:47,191 --> 00:29:49,257
<i>they will expand to hundreds
of millions,</i>

656
00:29:49,292 --> 00:29:51,391
<i>become the backbone
of consumer buyers,</i>

657
00:29:51,426 --> 00:29:54,592
<i>controlling advertising spends,
political influence,</i>

658
00:29:54,627 --> 00:29:55,967
<i>and world markets.</i>

659
00:29:59,302 --> 00:30:02,567
What we're proposing
is a trial merger.

660
00:30:02,602 --> 00:30:05,207
See, how we feel about you
and your new role

661
00:30:05,242 --> 00:30:07,011
as leader of our media group

662
00:30:07,046 --> 00:30:09,244
and after six months,
we make it a little more formal.

663
00:30:12,249 --> 00:30:13,886
It's a simple offer sheet.

664
00:30:13,921 --> 00:30:15,283
David already looked it over.

665
00:30:15,318 --> 00:30:17,087
- It's just...
- Oh, fuck.

666
00:30:17,122 --> 00:30:18,021
[screams]

667
00:30:18,057 --> 00:30:19,892
BEVERLY: Anything you see
or participate in

668
00:30:19,927 --> 00:30:22,554
during this trial merger
stays between us.

669
00:30:22,589 --> 00:30:25,997
It's like a formal family deal
before all the business stuff

670
00:30:26,032 --> 00:30:27,130
gets ironed out.

671
00:30:31,466 --> 00:30:32,938
[nervous chuckles] Yeah.

672
00:30:37,978 --> 00:30:39,472
You ready?

673
00:30:39,507 --> 00:30:44,444
Uh... here we go.

674
00:30:47,317 --> 00:30:49,185
[Liz chuckles]

675
00:30:52,025 --> 00:30:53,090
Great.

676
00:30:53,125 --> 00:30:55,928
[chuckles]

677
00:30:55,963 --> 00:30:57,490
- Oh, it's amazing.
- Yeah.

678
00:30:57,525 --> 00:30:58,623
[Liz chuckles]

679
00:31:00,561 --> 00:31:01,494
[Jack sighs]

680
00:31:01,529 --> 00:31:03,595
This is seriously the best day
of my life.

681
00:31:03,630 --> 00:31:05,168
Well, I mean apart
from our wedding...

682
00:31:05,203 --> 00:31:07,071
- Yeah.
- Of course.

683
00:31:07,106 --> 00:31:08,501
What's up, my Jullionaires?

684
00:31:08,536 --> 00:31:12,043
I'm getting ready for a date
with a real life cowboy.

685
00:31:12,078 --> 00:31:15,376
So, if you have pro tips,
make sure to DM them to me

686
00:31:15,411 --> 00:31:18,247
or comment down below
to impress him.

687
00:31:18,282 --> 00:31:21,547
And I've also been using
Wewe Face Glow,

688
00:31:21,582 --> 00:31:24,517
which is what's keeping me
glowing.

689
00:31:24,552 --> 00:31:28,191
So, uh, for more info,
just check in the link above.

690
00:31:28,226 --> 00:31:31,326
Or swipe up to see more.

691
00:31:31,361 --> 00:31:32,361
Bye, guys.

692
00:31:35,299 --> 00:31:36,397
Oh, Jesus.

693
00:31:38,401 --> 00:31:40,038
What, is the deal off?

694
00:31:40,073 --> 00:31:42,337
No, deal's very much on.

695
00:31:42,372 --> 00:31:44,273
Then what's wrong?

696
00:31:44,308 --> 00:31:46,352
Uh, there is something seriously
off about this place

697
00:31:46,376 --> 00:31:48,442
and I want no part of it.

698
00:31:48,477 --> 00:31:49,982
Okay.

699
00:31:50,017 --> 00:31:51,709
Don't have a Flynn attack.

700
00:31:51,744 --> 00:31:54,151
- Calm down.
- I'm calm.

701
00:31:54,186 --> 00:31:56,681
I'm just telling you
I think we should go now.

702
00:31:56,716 --> 00:31:58,452
What about your brother
and Liz?

703
00:31:58,487 --> 00:32:00,520
They won't listen.

704
00:32:00,555 --> 00:32:02,357
I think this shit's bad.

705
00:32:02,392 --> 00:32:05,327
Okay, what if that guy
on the road earlier was right

706
00:32:05,362 --> 00:32:07,428
and these people
aren't just greedy,

707
00:32:07,463 --> 00:32:09,100
they're evil?

708
00:32:09,135 --> 00:32:10,662
Evil, really?

709
00:32:10,697 --> 00:32:13,236
That thing I read earlier said
Rektor's up to something.

710
00:32:13,271 --> 00:32:15,733
And now they're offering us
all this crazy money

711
00:32:15,768 --> 00:32:17,537
to help them promote it.

712
00:32:17,572 --> 00:32:19,077
What kind of money?

713
00:32:19,112 --> 00:32:20,210
Half a mil? Million?

714
00:32:20,245 --> 00:32:22,080
Are they including me?

715
00:32:22,115 --> 00:32:23,411
I'm serious.

716
00:32:23,446 --> 00:32:25,578
- Are you coming with me or not?
- I would.

717
00:32:25,613 --> 00:32:27,283
I really, really would
but um,

718
00:32:27,318 --> 00:32:28,779
actually I have a date tonight.

719
00:32:28,814 --> 00:32:30,517
Harry.

720
00:32:30,552 --> 00:32:32,486
A date.

721
00:32:32,521 --> 00:32:34,158
Oh, Flynn, come on.

722
00:32:34,193 --> 00:32:36,094
No, no,
it's super cool.

723
00:32:36,129 --> 00:32:37,227
No one believes me.

724
00:32:37,262 --> 00:32:39,559
Everyone thinks
I'm just fucking nuts.

725
00:32:39,594 --> 00:32:42,562
I guess I'll try to find
a signal somewhere

726
00:32:42,597 --> 00:32:44,366
and see if I can catch an Uber

727
00:32:44,401 --> 00:32:47,633
to go play my semi-final
deathmatch alone.

728
00:32:47,668 --> 00:32:49,734
Okay, sorry.

729
00:32:49,769 --> 00:32:51,538
Text me.

730
00:32:51,573 --> 00:32:52,813
Good luck with your deathmatch.

731
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:59,744
[♪♪♪]

732
00:33:05,752 --> 00:33:07,224
You gotta be shitting me.

733
00:33:14,332 --> 00:33:15,562
I can... unbelievable.

734
00:33:21,735 --> 00:33:23,834
Merry Christmas, motherfuckers.

735
00:33:23,869 --> 00:33:28,773
[♪♪♪]

736
00:34:02,644 --> 00:34:04,512
- [muffled screaming]
- Shhh, shh.

737
00:34:04,547 --> 00:34:05,876
Don't... don't move.

738
00:34:05,911 --> 00:34:06,811
Sshh.

739
00:34:06,846 --> 00:34:09,418
Don't scream.

740
00:34:09,453 --> 00:34:11,321
- Get away from me.
- Shhh.

741
00:34:11,356 --> 00:34:13,125
The feeding hour is upon us.

742
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:16,260
Their heightened senses means
they can see everything.

743
00:34:16,295 --> 00:34:18,757
[grunts]

744
00:34:18,792 --> 00:34:19,802
What the hell's the matter
with you, dude?

745
00:34:19,826 --> 00:34:21,232
You can't just grab me.

746
00:34:21,267 --> 00:34:22,563
You know what?

747
00:34:22,598 --> 00:34:23,674
They had a valid fucking point.

748
00:34:23,698 --> 00:34:24,565
You're the one
I should be scared of.

749
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,732
Not Rektor.

750
00:34:26,767 --> 00:34:27,898
Put that mace down.

751
00:34:27,933 --> 00:34:29,636
I'm trying to save you, Flynn.

752
00:34:29,671 --> 00:34:30,769
How do you know my name?

753
00:34:30,804 --> 00:34:31,603
I'll explain that later.

754
00:34:31,638 --> 00:34:33,343
No, you're going to
explain it now

755
00:34:33,378 --> 00:34:34,443
or I'm screaming.

756
00:34:34,478 --> 00:34:35,598
We don't have time for this.

757
00:34:37,382 --> 00:34:38,645
Yeah, yeah, you're right.

758
00:34:40,484 --> 00:34:41,714
Where the hell are you going?

759
00:34:41,749 --> 00:34:43,221
Hey!

760
00:34:43,256 --> 00:34:45,322
You can't get a fucking signal
out here.

761
00:34:45,357 --> 00:34:47,192
They only get a signal
when they want you to.

762
00:34:47,227 --> 00:34:47,885
[Flynn sobbing]

763
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:48,752
Hey?

764
00:34:48,788 --> 00:34:51,394
Come with me now
before it's too late.

765
00:34:51,429 --> 00:34:52,890
I don't need your help, old man.

766
00:34:59,965 --> 00:35:01,404
Oh, I love this.

767
00:35:01,439 --> 00:35:05,474
The smell is so authentic.

768
00:35:05,509 --> 00:35:06,772
It's great.

769
00:35:09,744 --> 00:35:11,909
HARRY:
Jules...

770
00:35:11,944 --> 00:35:13,680
I'm waiting for you.

771
00:35:13,715 --> 00:35:14,780
Harry?

772
00:35:17,422 --> 00:35:18,883
Is that you?

773
00:35:18,918 --> 00:35:20,885
HARRY: Why don't you come this way,
little lady?

774
00:35:23,296 --> 00:35:24,229
[loud bang]

775
00:35:24,264 --> 00:35:26,726
[gasps] Shit.

776
00:35:26,761 --> 00:35:29,696
[horses neighing]

777
00:35:29,731 --> 00:35:34,668
[♪♪♪]

778
00:35:50,818 --> 00:35:51,883
Guys?

779
00:35:51,918 --> 00:35:53,390
Guys?

780
00:35:57,660 --> 00:35:59,627
Jack?

781
00:35:59,662 --> 00:36:00,727
Liz?

782
00:36:07,967 --> 00:36:08,967
Shit.

783
00:36:17,482 --> 00:36:18,646
That's more like it.

784
00:36:37,931 --> 00:36:39,568
[loud bang]

785
00:36:39,603 --> 00:36:41,504
[horses neighing]

786
00:36:42,804 --> 00:36:44,441
Shit!

787
00:36:44,476 --> 00:36:45,476
Fuck.

788
00:36:57,049 --> 00:36:59,390
Calm down, you freak.

789
00:36:59,425 --> 00:37:01,185
You're just letting Flynn
get into your head.

790
00:37:12,064 --> 00:37:14,405
I uh, took the liberty
of trying the wine.

791
00:37:15,903 --> 00:37:16,968
It's really good.

792
00:37:18,774 --> 00:37:21,445
Is it biodynamic?

793
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:22,710
Jules?

794
00:37:29,686 --> 00:37:32,291
Don't worry, cutie,
I'm coming for you.

795
00:37:41,126 --> 00:37:43,027
Hello, Jules.

796
00:37:43,062 --> 00:37:44,369
Oh, shit.

797
00:37:44,404 --> 00:37:45,766
[growls]

798
00:37:45,801 --> 00:37:49,440
Listen, I'm not gonna
tell anyone

799
00:37:49,475 --> 00:37:51,640
what you guys are up to.

800
00:37:51,675 --> 00:37:52,751
- [Harry growls]
- I promise.

801
00:37:52,775 --> 00:37:54,709
Just... just... just let me go.

802
00:37:54,744 --> 00:37:56,612
That's not happening, Jules.

803
00:37:56,647 --> 00:37:58,449
Okay. I thought
that you were a nice guy!

804
00:37:58,484 --> 00:37:59,681
No, I ain't.

805
00:37:59,716 --> 00:38:00,814
Why me?

806
00:38:00,849 --> 00:38:02,552
You... you love animals.

807
00:38:02,587 --> 00:38:03,883
Remember, the whales?

808
00:38:03,918 --> 00:38:05,720
I love animals.

809
00:38:05,755 --> 00:38:07,986
I just hate humans.

810
00:38:09,660 --> 00:38:10,660
Jules!

811
00:38:14,126 --> 00:38:16,434
You smell tender and juicy.

812
00:38:16,469 --> 00:38:19,437
[screams] Aah!

813
00:38:19,472 --> 00:38:21,769
Never trust a guy
with a man bun.

814
00:38:21,804 --> 00:38:22,804
Jules!

815
00:38:26,743 --> 00:38:28,974
Flynn! Flynn!

816
00:38:29,009 --> 00:38:30,448
Don't fight the catch...

817
00:38:30,483 --> 00:38:32,747
[chuckles]

818
00:38:32,782 --> 00:38:34,551
We have a connection.

819
00:38:34,586 --> 00:38:36,982
- [chuckles]
- [Jules screams]

820
00:38:38,491 --> 00:38:39,688
[growls]

821
00:38:39,723 --> 00:38:42,724
[grunting]

822
00:38:42,759 --> 00:38:47,663
[♪♪♪]

823
00:38:52,098 --> 00:38:54,538
- Jules!
- Flynn! Flynn!

824
00:38:57,136 --> 00:39:00,137
[screaming]

825
00:39:03,846 --> 00:39:04,911
Ah!

826
00:39:08,686 --> 00:39:11,423
[screams]

827
00:39:11,458 --> 00:39:13,051
ELLIOT:
<i>Lesson learned.</i>

828
00:39:13,086 --> 00:39:15,625
<i>Never accept a date from a dude
with a man bun.</i>

829
00:39:15,660 --> 00:39:17,594
[growls]

830
00:39:22,568 --> 00:39:24,997
No. No, no, no, no.

831
00:39:25,032 --> 00:39:27,604
ELLIOT: <i>No more swipes up for you,
sweetheart.</i>

832
00:39:27,639 --> 00:39:28,836
[screams]

833
00:39:28,871 --> 00:39:30,101
[growls]

834
00:39:30,136 --> 00:39:32,411
You have nowhere to run!

835
00:39:41,081 --> 00:39:43,917
[growls]

836
00:39:43,952 --> 00:39:46,018
Looks like you needed my help
after all.

837
00:39:46,053 --> 00:39:46,852
How did you...

838
00:39:46,887 --> 00:39:49,054
Know you're gonna get
eaten alive?

839
00:39:49,089 --> 00:39:50,022
Kind of, yeah.

840
00:39:50,057 --> 00:39:52,156
[growls]

841
00:39:58,571 --> 00:40:00,364
You should come out with me.
I'll show you.

842
00:40:04,236 --> 00:40:05,169
Really?

843
00:40:05,204 --> 00:40:06,973
We're gonna do this shit again?

844
00:40:07,008 --> 00:40:08,645
No, no, I'm coming. I just...

845
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:10,075
We have to save my brother, too.

846
00:40:11,243 --> 00:40:13,144
Alright, we'll see. Come on.

847
00:40:18,591 --> 00:40:21,185
Oh, wow.

848
00:40:21,220 --> 00:40:23,154
This feels like...

849
00:40:23,189 --> 00:40:24,189
Home?

850
00:40:27,732 --> 00:40:31,701
Our 500 print and television
subsidiaries worldwide

851
00:40:31,736 --> 00:40:34,671
make up 90 percent
of the global market.

852
00:40:34,706 --> 00:40:37,542
By the end of the decade,
we plan to have acquired

853
00:40:37,577 --> 00:40:39,137
- all of them.
- Sweet.

854
00:40:39,172 --> 00:40:40,004
People, they call me,

855
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,547
heartless, a capitalist,
a gold digger.

856
00:40:42,582 --> 00:40:45,275
NATALIE: And this of course one
of our many satellite locations,

857
00:40:45,310 --> 00:40:47,981
where all data and imagery
are run through our algorithms

858
00:40:48,016 --> 00:40:49,752
straight up to the cloud.

859
00:40:49,787 --> 00:40:51,523
Sweet.

860
00:40:51,558 --> 00:40:53,987
Algorithms are kind of my jam.

861
00:40:54,022 --> 00:40:56,693
I just... I keep searching
for a sense of security

862
00:40:56,728 --> 00:40:58,288
and I know that the second
I find it,

863
00:40:58,323 --> 00:40:59,894
I'm gonna be a whole new person.

864
00:41:01,260 --> 00:41:05,900
Well, I think you found it,
baby girl.

865
00:41:05,935 --> 00:41:06,935
Come on.

866
00:41:08,036 --> 00:41:09,706
NATALIE: We like to think
of our algorithm

867
00:41:09,741 --> 00:41:11,906
as a giant filter

868
00:41:11,941 --> 00:41:14,942
for all the world's facts,
narratives, and viewpoints.

869
00:41:14,977 --> 00:41:16,240
You ready for some real fun?

870
00:41:16,275 --> 00:41:17,275
Yes.

871
00:41:20,785 --> 00:41:22,180
Oh, wow.

872
00:41:22,215 --> 00:41:24,055
NATALIE: Whether you're moderate
or conservative

873
00:41:24,085 --> 00:41:27,988
leftist, fascist, anarchist,
it doesn't matter to us.

874
00:41:28,023 --> 00:41:30,628
My 1975 Halston.

875
00:41:30,663 --> 00:41:33,631
Jackie Onassis wore it once
before I bought it.

876
00:41:33,666 --> 00:41:34,929
Do you wanna try it on?

877
00:41:34,964 --> 00:41:36,733
Heck yeah. [chuckles]

878
00:41:42,367 --> 00:41:45,071
What's mine is yours.

879
00:41:45,106 --> 00:41:46,710
Our ethos has always been,

880
00:41:46,745 --> 00:41:48,877
why be a part
of the conversation,

881
00:41:48,912 --> 00:41:51,781
when you could construct
the conversation itself?

882
00:41:53,312 --> 00:41:54,312
Great question.

883
00:41:57,250 --> 00:41:58,330
Sorry, was that a question?

884
00:42:04,290 --> 00:42:06,895
Good eye.

885
00:42:06,930 --> 00:42:09,997
This is some top secret shit

886
00:42:10,032 --> 00:42:12,197
that I should not be
showing you.

887
00:42:12,232 --> 00:42:13,704
Is it Botox?

888
00:42:13,739 --> 00:42:15,673
[chuckles] This is the vaccine.

889
00:42:17,270 --> 00:42:19,237
It's gonna heal the world.

890
00:42:19,272 --> 00:42:22,042
Total immunity to everything.

891
00:42:22,077 --> 00:42:23,077
Everything?

892
00:42:24,684 --> 00:42:29,720
Just one little shot
and nothing will ever stop you.

893
00:42:29,755 --> 00:42:31,348
Can I do it now?

894
00:42:31,383 --> 00:42:32,921
No.

895
00:42:32,956 --> 00:42:34,692
Oh.

896
00:42:34,727 --> 00:42:36,155
But.

897
00:42:36,190 --> 00:42:37,827
But?

898
00:42:37,862 --> 00:42:40,995
Seeing that we're already
like family

899
00:42:41,030 --> 00:42:44,163
and this is a momentous
occasion,

900
00:42:44,198 --> 00:42:46,066
it feels right
to make an exception.

901
00:42:49,071 --> 00:42:53,205
ELLIOT: <i>Now, if an ageless billionaire
has pulled you into a wardrobe,</i>

902
00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:56,208
<i>inviting you to try
a secret serum in a syringe</i>

903
00:42:56,243 --> 00:42:58,210
<i>from a creepy wooden box...</i>

904
00:42:58,245 --> 00:43:00,751
You ready to be
an untouchable queen?

905
00:43:00,786 --> 00:43:01,719
ELLIOT:
<i>Just say...</i>

906
00:43:01,754 --> 00:43:02,720
Yes.

907
00:43:02,755 --> 00:43:03,985
Yes, please.

908
00:43:04,020 --> 00:43:06,691
ELLIOT:
<i>Wrong answer, sweetheart.</i>

909
00:43:06,726 --> 00:43:08,055
Hey, uh, thanks for the tour,

910
00:43:08,090 --> 00:43:10,354
but I should probably
be heading back.

911
00:43:10,389 --> 00:43:12,125
My sister
and my friends are probably

912
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:13,225
wondering about me.

913
00:43:14,459 --> 00:43:15,667
Here we go.

914
00:43:19,706 --> 00:43:22,036
You haven't even met
Mr. Rektor yet.

915
00:43:22,071 --> 00:43:25,039
Oh, uh, oh, why,
is he around?

916
00:43:27,846 --> 00:43:30,847
[groans]

917
00:43:30,882 --> 00:43:35,786
[♪♪♪]

918
00:44:13,518 --> 00:44:17,322
Welcome to the rest
of your life.

919
00:44:22,197 --> 00:44:23,702
No shit.

920
00:44:26,905 --> 00:44:30,071
I grew up pulling all-nighters
to watch re-runs of your show.

921
00:44:32,141 --> 00:44:34,306
NARRATOR 2: <i>Catch A Criminal
with Elliot Jones.</i>

922
00:44:34,341 --> 00:44:37,144
<i>If you're a criminal
preying on the innocent,</i>

923
00:44:37,179 --> 00:44:39,146
<i>if you assault, rape,
and kill...</i>

924
00:44:39,181 --> 00:44:40,147
<i>Aahhh!</i>

925
00:44:40,182 --> 00:44:41,951
NARRATOR 2:
<i>We have a message for you.</i>

926
00:44:41,986 --> 00:44:42,952
<i>Watch out.</i>

927
00:44:42,987 --> 00:44:45,152
<i>Justice is back in town.</i>

928
00:44:45,187 --> 00:44:48,221
<i>Ride alone with Elliot Jones
as he investigates,</i>

929
00:44:48,256 --> 00:44:51,026
<i>pursues,
and brings down the darkest,</i>

930
00:44:51,061 --> 00:44:54,227
<i>most elusive night stalking
predators on our streets.</i>

931
00:44:54,262 --> 00:44:56,361
<i>Catch A Criminal
with Elliot Jones.</i>

932
00:44:56,396 --> 00:44:57,967
<i>Making America safer.</i>

933
00:45:02,138 --> 00:45:04,402
<i>Catch A Criminal
with Elliot Jones.</i>

934
00:45:04,437 --> 00:45:08,406
NARRATOR 3: <i>Thursdays at 9:00,
8:00 Central on BDN.</i>

935
00:45:16,317 --> 00:45:17,349
What happened to you?

936
00:45:19,287 --> 00:45:20,287
[sighs]

937
00:45:23,522 --> 00:45:26,864
My daughter, Molly,
she was...

938
00:45:28,527 --> 00:45:30,296
she was murdered
in the hotel suite

939
00:45:30,331 --> 00:45:32,100
of a record label executive.

940
00:45:35,105 --> 00:45:40,812
So... there was a trial,
highly publicized search

941
00:45:40,847 --> 00:45:43,540
for her killer
and all that bullshit.

942
00:45:43,575 --> 00:45:48,149
That's what led to setting
the whole show in motion.

943
00:45:48,184 --> 00:45:51,548
But it was all for her,
it was all for Molly.

944
00:45:54,894 --> 00:45:58,962
I followed every clue
until it led me to the...

945
00:46:00,966 --> 00:46:02,834
the owner of the record label.

946
00:46:02,869 --> 00:46:04,902
Hmm.

947
00:46:04,937 --> 00:46:11,337
Who also happened to be
the owner of the network

948
00:46:11,372 --> 00:46:13,603
that paid for my show.

949
00:46:13,638 --> 00:46:15,209
Steven Rektor.

950
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:20,577
Steven fucking Rektor.

951
00:46:23,516 --> 00:46:26,022
NATALIE:
This is our newest feature,

952
00:46:26,057 --> 00:46:28,618
personally designed
by Mr. Rektor himself.

953
00:46:28,653 --> 00:46:29,485
It's the latest

954
00:46:29,521 --> 00:46:32,226
in immersive
audio-visual experiences.

955
00:46:32,261 --> 00:46:33,865
What like VR?

956
00:46:33,900 --> 00:46:35,328
Like nothing you've ever seen.

957
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,565
ELLIOT: A lot of people think
that vampires is the stuff

958
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:44,304
of fairy tales, and novels,
and all that bullshit.

959
00:46:44,339 --> 00:46:47,241
But little do they know
that Bram Stoker himself

960
00:46:47,276 --> 00:46:48,946
was a vampire!

961
00:46:48,981 --> 00:46:52,378
Making up lies to distract us
from the truth.

962
00:46:52,413 --> 00:46:56,613
That the vampire illuminati
not only walks among us,

963
00:46:56,648 --> 00:47:02,223
they've gamed our entire system,
our financial institutions.

964
00:47:02,258 --> 00:47:04,324
We got shadow governments
making up laws

965
00:47:04,359 --> 00:47:06,128
we don't even
fucking know about.

966
00:47:06,163 --> 00:47:09,461
Massive media mergers,
algorithms, data mining

967
00:47:09,496 --> 00:47:11,496
to control what people think.

968
00:47:11,531 --> 00:47:14,202
While the police state
keeps us in line.

969
00:47:15,139 --> 00:47:17,975
Now, we got a vaccine.

970
00:47:18,010 --> 00:47:20,505
Yeah, all in the name
of healing the world

971
00:47:20,540 --> 00:47:23,145
when it's really about keeping
our blood clean enough

972
00:47:23,180 --> 00:47:24,674
for their consumption.

973
00:47:24,709 --> 00:47:29,250
Rooting out the prey from
a super society of predators

974
00:47:29,285 --> 00:47:35,685
who worship at the altar
of a vampire illuminati.

975
00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:37,093
And that's the truth, baby.

976
00:47:39,966 --> 00:47:43,561
JACK:
Okay so, I just lie there.

977
00:47:43,596 --> 00:47:46,531
Clothes on obviously, right.
No? Okay, I'm joking.

978
00:47:46,566 --> 00:47:47,664
Alright.

979
00:47:49,668 --> 00:47:50,942
Whoa, here we go.

980
00:47:55,014 --> 00:47:56,244
Have fun.

981
00:47:56,279 --> 00:48:01,183
[♪♪♪]

982
00:48:54,172 --> 00:48:55,172
Hello?

983
00:48:57,604 --> 00:48:58,604
Hello, Jack.

984
00:49:01,410 --> 00:49:02,574
Steven?

985
00:49:02,609 --> 00:49:04,444
ELLIOT:
Cocksuckers, hang on a second.

986
00:49:05,744 --> 00:49:07,480
Here we go.

987
00:49:07,515 --> 00:49:08,613
Here we go.

988
00:49:08,648 --> 00:49:10,054
[chuckles]

989
00:49:11,321 --> 00:49:12,584
The Omega Society.

990
00:49:12,619 --> 00:49:14,520
It's the oldest
and most secretive society

991
00:49:14,555 --> 00:49:16,423
on the planet.

992
00:49:16,458 --> 00:49:17,996
It's more of a cult really.

993
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:22,330
Their origins date back
since before recorded history.

994
00:49:23,531 --> 00:49:24,629
Want a smoke?

995
00:49:24,664 --> 00:49:26,730
Uh, I... I vape.

996
00:49:26,765 --> 00:49:27,765
Grow up.

997
00:49:29,801 --> 00:49:35,046
Look, they lived off the blood
of small mammals until...

998
00:49:35,081 --> 00:49:38,346
until they realized
that drinking human blood

999
00:49:38,381 --> 00:49:40,612
would give them immortal life.

1000
00:49:40,647 --> 00:49:43,582
If they drank it often enough.

1001
00:49:43,617 --> 00:49:45,551
But it wasn't long
until us humans

1002
00:49:45,586 --> 00:49:47,256
started fighting back.

1003
00:49:47,291 --> 00:49:48,157
By the Middle Ages,

1004
00:49:48,192 --> 00:49:50,094
we had these motherfuckers
on the run.

1005
00:49:50,129 --> 00:49:53,658
Then, they came up
with a new tactic.

1006
00:49:53,693 --> 00:49:57,101
Fleeing their villages
in a mass migration.

1007
00:49:57,136 --> 00:49:59,796
And then reintegrating
into our society,

1008
00:49:59,831 --> 00:50:04,636
pretending... pretending,
mind you, to be one of us.

1009
00:50:04,671 --> 00:50:06,176
But they're weak.

1010
00:50:06,211 --> 00:50:08,112
They have a disease.

1011
00:50:08,147 --> 00:50:11,742
The whole family
has had a disease for 350 years.

1012
00:50:11,777 --> 00:50:14,184
And now Rektor's dying.

1013
00:50:14,219 --> 00:50:16,219
And he thinks you're the cure.

1014
00:50:16,254 --> 00:50:17,620
FLYNN:
What do you mean cure?

1015
00:50:17,656 --> 00:50:20,190
ELLIOT: Hunters way before me
have been documenting their kills

1016
00:50:20,225 --> 00:50:21,785
for centuries.

1017
00:50:21,820 --> 00:50:25,426
But there is one event
that changed everything.

1018
00:50:25,461 --> 00:50:27,296
1627.

1019
00:50:27,331 --> 00:50:29,496
During the Würzberg
witch trials,

1020
00:50:29,531 --> 00:50:32,796
a young woman,
a leper was prayed over

1021
00:50:32,831 --> 00:50:36,404
by a powerful French cleric
Armand Jean du som...

1022
00:50:36,439 --> 00:50:37,471
something.

1023
00:50:37,506 --> 00:50:39,737
Said to be touched by God
Himself.

1024
00:50:39,772 --> 00:50:41,277
Anyway, puts his hands on her,

1025
00:50:41,312 --> 00:50:44,115
says a prayer, and boom,
she's healed.

1026
00:50:44,150 --> 00:50:45,150
Just like that.

1027
00:50:45,184 --> 00:50:46,317
True miracle.

1028
00:50:46,352 --> 00:50:49,252
Well, she healed so fast,
they thought she was a witch.

1029
00:50:49,287 --> 00:50:51,782
Decided to burn her at the stake

1030
00:50:51,817 --> 00:50:54,554
but the night
before her execution,

1031
00:50:54,589 --> 00:50:55,687
she had a visitor.

1032
00:50:57,229 --> 00:51:00,362
A vampire patriarch
brutally drained her

1033
00:51:00,397 --> 00:51:04,696
of every ounce of blood
in her frail body.

1034
00:51:04,731 --> 00:51:10,306
But her blood... [chuckles]
...it was special.

1035
00:51:10,341 --> 00:51:12,902
Infused by
the Holy Spirit himself

1036
00:51:12,937 --> 00:51:14,739
thanks to the cleric, you see.

1037
00:51:14,774 --> 00:51:19,216
She was given the divine gift
of life.

1038
00:51:19,251 --> 00:51:23,154
That will wreak havoc
on the dead.

1039
00:51:23,189 --> 00:51:26,850
Her name was lost through time,
but she was forever referred to

1040
00:51:26,885 --> 00:51:32,856
as the "Geist des Schicksals",
"the Ghost of Fate".

1041
00:51:32,891 --> 00:51:35,562
And through the centuries,
that infected bloodline

1042
00:51:35,597 --> 00:51:38,664
has run rampant
through the Rektor family

1043
00:51:38,699 --> 00:51:41,865
making each generation
shorter, and weaker,

1044
00:51:41,900 --> 00:51:44,835
and more desperate
than the ones before.

1045
00:51:44,870 --> 00:51:48,542
And now Steven Rektor thinks
that you and Jack are the cure.

1046
00:51:48,577 --> 00:51:49,774
Holy shit.

1047
00:51:49,809 --> 00:51:51,809
ELLIOT:
And hell, I think they're right!

1048
00:51:51,844 --> 00:51:54,944
My theory is that not only is
your blood the right type,

1049
00:51:54,979 --> 00:51:57,353
but you and Jack have
Rektor DNA.

1050
00:51:57,388 --> 00:52:00,653
Your great grandpa
Wilbur Chambers

1051
00:52:00,688 --> 00:52:05,889
married a Lydia Riechtor,
which could have been Rektor.

1052
00:52:05,924 --> 00:52:07,627
Vampires are changing
their fucking names

1053
00:52:07,662 --> 00:52:08,694
all the time,

1054
00:52:08,729 --> 00:52:11,367
That's why they're after you.

1055
00:52:11,402 --> 00:52:15,800
'Cause they think you and Jack
are part of the family.

1056
00:52:15,835 --> 00:52:17,637
So, we gotta go now.

1057
00:52:17,672 --> 00:52:19,210
- ELLIOT: We're not ready.
- Why not?

1058
00:52:19,245 --> 00:52:20,772
ELLIOT:
We've gotta prepare.

1059
00:52:20,807 --> 00:52:22,675
I thought that's what
we've been doing.

1060
00:52:22,710 --> 00:52:24,974
I've been killing vamps
a long time, honey.

1061
00:52:25,009 --> 00:52:28,384
Steven Rektor,
that son of a bitch,

1062
00:52:28,419 --> 00:52:29,616
he ain't no ordinary vampire.

1063
00:52:29,651 --> 00:52:30,651
Nope.

1064
00:52:30,685 --> 00:52:32,685
He's a dark lord,

1065
00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:35,721
whose royal bloodline goes back
to the very beginning.

1066
00:52:35,756 --> 00:52:37,558
Now, you take him out,

1067
00:52:37,593 --> 00:52:39,802
you take out one of the biggest
vamp syndicates of all time.

1068
00:52:39,826 --> 00:52:42,299
I can't believe this is
my fucking life right now.

1069
00:52:42,334 --> 00:52:46,204
Okay. Rektor's birthday
as on record is 1921.

1070
00:52:47,636 --> 00:52:51,506
Now, a vampire's natural
lifespan is of course endless.

1071
00:52:51,541 --> 00:52:53,838
But no financial
or real estate records

1072
00:52:53,873 --> 00:52:56,313
ever show one vampire
ever living past

1073
00:52:56,348 --> 00:52:56,874
the century mark.

1074
00:52:56,909 --> 00:52:58,612
What does that mean?

1075
00:52:58,647 --> 00:53:00,416
It means after 100 years,

1076
00:53:00,451 --> 00:53:03,584
they simply vanish
into thin air.

1077
00:53:03,619 --> 00:53:05,883
So you're saying that Rektor
is near the...

1078
00:53:05,918 --> 00:53:07,885
expiration date.

1079
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:11,988
But he's also immortal,
so what does that mean?

1080
00:53:12,023 --> 00:53:15,596
Vampires age and die
just like you and me.

1081
00:53:15,631 --> 00:53:18,533
But their spirit never does.

1082
00:53:18,568 --> 00:53:21,866
They simply move on
to a new host.

1083
00:53:21,901 --> 00:53:23,769
Somebody they feel can carry on
their legacy.

1084
00:53:23,804 --> 00:53:25,870
Yup, yup, that's Jack.

1085
00:53:27,643 --> 00:53:28,939
I've been waiting for you.

1086
00:53:32,076 --> 00:53:33,350
Wow, man.

1087
00:53:33,385 --> 00:53:34,747
You look so...

1088
00:53:34,782 --> 00:53:35,814
Real.

1089
00:53:35,849 --> 00:53:37,750
Yeah.

1090
00:53:37,785 --> 00:53:39,389
What... and dude, this place,
it's...

1091
00:53:39,424 --> 00:53:40,951
It's ah...

1092
00:53:40,986 --> 00:53:43,492
You know, it's strange,
it kind of reminds me of, um...

1093
00:53:43,527 --> 00:53:44,790
Winston's Bar and Grill?

1094
00:53:46,398 --> 00:53:47,661
Yeah.

1095
00:53:47,696 --> 00:53:48,530
Dude.

1096
00:53:48,565 --> 00:53:49,663
Oh, yeah, no.

1097
00:53:49,698 --> 00:53:52,633
Man, I... I used to work here.

1098
00:53:52,668 --> 00:53:54,899
I mean not here,
you know the... the real one.

1099
00:53:54,934 --> 00:53:56,736
Not virtual, but...

1100
00:53:56,771 --> 00:53:58,639
Yeah, no, I... I was the DJ.

1101
00:54:00,511 --> 00:54:02,742
I mean to be honest,
I was pretty fucking bad.

1102
00:54:02,777 --> 00:54:03,976
[chuckles]

1103
00:54:04,012 --> 00:54:08,319
Umm, but this place is where
I made my first YouTube videos

1104
00:54:08,354 --> 00:54:09,078
with my roommate.

1105
00:54:09,113 --> 00:54:10,915
It's uh...

1106
00:54:10,950 --> 00:54:12,983
How did you know?

1107
00:54:13,018 --> 00:54:14,655
I know everything about you.

1108
00:54:14,690 --> 00:54:20,023
Your high school crush
to your first viral video.

1109
00:54:20,058 --> 00:54:23,059
The first million dollars
you ever made.

1110
00:54:23,094 --> 00:54:26,634
The day you met Liz
to the exact amount of money

1111
00:54:26,669 --> 00:54:29,604
in your checking account
right now.

1112
00:54:30,904 --> 00:54:32,772
Yeah. Oh, shit, uh...

1113
00:54:32,807 --> 00:54:35,808
You... about that,
umm, Mr. Rektor,

1114
00:54:35,843 --> 00:54:38,514
the reason that account
is so low is just because,

1115
00:54:38,549 --> 00:54:40,813
you know,
our overheads are so high.

1116
00:54:40,848 --> 00:54:43,079
Uh, but I can assure you
Stream Team's value

1117
00:54:43,114 --> 00:54:44,817
is still rocking high.

1118
00:54:44,852 --> 00:54:47,919
[chuckles]
We don't care about all that.

1119
00:54:47,954 --> 00:54:50,889
Jack, everything you think
you know about the world,

1120
00:54:50,924 --> 00:54:53,694
it's all about to change.

1121
00:54:53,729 --> 00:54:56,433
You are about to change.

1122
00:54:56,468 --> 00:54:57,698
I am?

1123
00:54:57,733 --> 00:55:01,339
It's time for
your next evolutionary step.

1124
00:55:05,444 --> 00:55:07,070
Sorry, I...

1125
00:55:07,105 --> 00:55:08,676
I think I'm a bit confused.

1126
00:55:08,711 --> 00:55:12,416
Umm, when you say...
what do you mean...

1127
00:55:17,522 --> 00:55:20,589
Huh, what's going on?

1128
00:55:22,428 --> 00:55:25,121
[laughing in background]

1129
00:55:25,827 --> 00:55:26,827
Umm...

1130
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:33,800
Hey guys, very funny.

1131
00:55:33,835 --> 00:55:35,769
I get it.

1132
00:55:35,804 --> 00:55:38,044
You know I thought this was
gonna be like a VR experience

1133
00:55:38,070 --> 00:55:41,038
on a beach,
you know or in space.

1134
00:55:41,073 --> 00:55:42,941
Something.

1135
00:55:44,043 --> 00:55:48,947
[♪♪♪]

1136
00:56:15,547 --> 00:56:17,514
[banging]

1137
00:56:17,549 --> 00:56:19,516
Can someone let me out of here,
please?

1138
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:24,620
Oh, come on, okay.

1139
00:56:28,054 --> 00:56:30,494
Umm, okay, so, that was great.

1140
00:56:30,529 --> 00:56:33,123
I'm... I'm sorry, I...
I... I have to go.

1141
00:56:33,158 --> 00:56:35,026
It was...
it was nice meeting you guys,

1142
00:56:35,061 --> 00:56:36,896
but umm, listen, I'm sorry.

1143
00:56:36,931 --> 00:56:39,063
I uh, I... I really gotta go.

1144
00:56:39,098 --> 00:56:40,064
You're not going anywhere.

1145
00:56:40,099 --> 00:56:40,998
Sorry, Jack.

1146
00:56:41,034 --> 00:56:43,100
No, no, it's cool.
No need to apologize.

1147
00:56:43,135 --> 00:56:44,838
I'm just gonna let myself out.

1148
00:56:44,873 --> 00:56:46,033
It was nice meeting you guys.

1149
00:56:47,172 --> 00:56:48,172
Liz?

1150
00:56:50,109 --> 00:56:51,207
Hi.

1151
00:56:53,046 --> 00:56:55,552
Baby. Oh, my God, baby.

1152
00:56:57,787 --> 00:56:59,215
[growls]

1153
00:56:59,250 --> 00:57:00,250
Baby.

1154
00:57:01,824 --> 00:57:03,527
Are you okay?

1155
00:57:03,562 --> 00:57:05,254
Never better.

1156
00:57:05,289 --> 00:57:06,728
Baby, we... we... we gotta go.

1157
00:57:06,763 --> 00:57:08,532
- Now.
- No.

1158
00:57:08,567 --> 00:57:10,160
- Why?
- Why?

1159
00:57:10,195 --> 00:57:11,195
We made it, baby.

1160
00:57:11,229 --> 00:57:12,866
No, no, we didn't.

1161
00:57:12,901 --> 00:57:14,131
This place is a fucking trap.

1162
00:57:14,166 --> 00:57:15,737
Baby, we gotta go.

1163
00:57:15,772 --> 00:57:16,573
Kiss me.

1164
00:57:16,608 --> 00:57:17,574
Now?

1165
00:57:17,609 --> 00:57:19,037
[growls] Kiss me.

1166
00:57:19,072 --> 00:57:20,170
Oh, shit!

1167
00:57:20,205 --> 00:57:21,743
Oh, shit.
You're one of them.

1168
00:57:21,778 --> 00:57:23,272
Eternal life, Jack.

1169
00:57:23,307 --> 00:57:24,173
[demonic voice]
Think about it.

1170
00:57:24,208 --> 00:57:26,176
We have more money, power,
and success

1171
00:57:26,211 --> 00:57:27,650
than we ever imagined.

1172
00:57:27,685 --> 00:57:29,784
It's the Holy Grail, Jack.

1173
00:57:29,819 --> 00:57:32,281
No, no, no, I'm sorry,
this is not okay.

1174
00:57:32,316 --> 00:57:33,557
I can't...

1175
00:57:33,592 --> 00:57:35,559
We can't be like these people.

1176
00:57:35,594 --> 00:57:37,693
We just need to get you
to a hospital.

1177
00:57:37,728 --> 00:57:39,992
You know, there's still time.
We can reverse this.

1178
00:57:40,027 --> 00:57:42,731
- [growls]
- Oh, fuck fangs, oh, God.

1179
00:57:42,766 --> 00:57:43,766
Oh.

1180
00:57:47,034 --> 00:57:48,770
Ah.

1181
00:57:48,805 --> 00:57:49,903
Goodnight, Jack.

1182
00:57:49,938 --> 00:57:54,875
[♪♪♪]

1183
00:58:09,991 --> 00:58:11,221
Let me out of here.

1184
00:58:11,256 --> 00:58:13,696
Oh, let's not be difficult here.

1185
00:58:13,731 --> 00:58:15,258
You should be grateful.

1186
00:58:15,293 --> 00:58:18,228
You're about to be a king,
and join the spirits

1187
00:58:18,263 --> 00:58:20,065
with the longest bloodline
in the world.

1188
00:58:22,135 --> 00:58:24,707
JACK:
Please, I'm begging you.

1189
00:58:24,742 --> 00:58:25,774
There's been a mistake.

1190
00:58:25,809 --> 00:58:27,677
This isn't
what we signed up for.

1191
00:58:27,712 --> 00:58:28,878
Page six.

1192
00:58:28,913 --> 00:58:31,780
A full transference of all
of Steven and Beverly Rektor's

1193
00:58:31,815 --> 00:58:34,343
assets, including their own
personal DNA.

1194
00:58:34,378 --> 00:58:36,785
You did read the contract,
correct?

1195
00:58:39,383 --> 00:58:42,857
Look, whatever you're planning,
just find someone else, okay?

1196
00:58:42,892 --> 00:58:46,190
I'm... I'm not gonna tell anyone,
I promise.

1197
00:58:46,225 --> 00:58:47,895
We don't want anyone.

1198
00:58:47,930 --> 00:58:49,996
We chose you.

1199
00:58:50,031 --> 00:58:52,834
Chose me for what?

1200
00:58:52,869 --> 00:58:55,034
Welcome to the family.

1201
00:58:55,069 --> 00:58:56,134
What, no!

1202
00:58:56,169 --> 00:58:58,708
No, please. No.

1203
00:58:58,743 --> 00:59:01,612
[Jack's muffled screams]

1204
00:59:03,308 --> 00:59:07,915
Well, full transition,
less than an hour.

1205
00:59:07,950 --> 00:59:09,917
An hour?
I saw him like an hour ago.

1206
00:59:09,952 --> 00:59:11,633
That's why I'm saying
we should be going now.

1207
00:59:11,657 --> 00:59:14,922
These bastards are the most
vicious, the strongest,

1208
00:59:14,957 --> 00:59:18,156
fastest, most vile motherfuckers
on this planet.

1209
00:59:18,191 --> 00:59:20,763
The games are over, honey.

1210
00:59:20,798 --> 00:59:21,597
You walk in that house,

1211
00:59:21,632 --> 00:59:23,326
chances are
you'll get exsanguinated

1212
00:59:23,361 --> 00:59:25,834
in less than a minute
walking through the door.

1213
00:59:25,869 --> 00:59:26,869
Sounds fun.

1214
00:59:26,903 --> 00:59:29,266
Hey, I'm serious.

1215
00:59:29,301 --> 00:59:30,674
You gotta follow my lead.

1216
00:59:33,679 --> 00:59:35,119
Whatever it takes
to save my brother.

1217
00:59:37,980 --> 00:59:40,651
You know I always thought
I'd die alone.

1218
00:59:40,686 --> 00:59:42,147
It's nice to know
I got some company.

1219
00:59:45,691 --> 00:59:47,284
Always aim for the chest.

1220
00:59:47,319 --> 00:59:51,123
A wooden stake or a silver blade
through the heart,

1221
00:59:51,158 --> 00:59:53,796
are the only proven way
to kill these bastards.

1222
00:59:53,831 --> 00:59:55,991
How... how long have you been
killing these things for?

1223
00:59:57,703 --> 00:59:58,999
A long fucking time.

1224
00:59:59,034 --> 01:00:00,363
Come on.

1225
01:00:00,398 --> 01:00:03,740
Countermeasures,
always have 'em on you.

1226
01:00:03,775 --> 01:00:06,204
Crosses,
the fear of God slows 'em down.

1227
01:00:06,239 --> 01:00:08,206
But mine packs an extra punch.

1228
01:00:08,241 --> 01:00:09,405
Cute.

1229
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:11,242
Holy water.

1230
01:00:11,277 --> 01:00:13,145
Only use this as a last resort

1231
01:00:13,180 --> 01:00:15,213
when shit really hits the fan,
okay?

1232
01:00:15,248 --> 01:00:18,986
And no self-respecting
vampire hunter

1233
01:00:19,021 --> 01:00:20,901
ever leaves home without
a pack of these babies.

1234
01:00:22,761 --> 01:00:25,355
Liquid garlic.

1235
01:00:25,390 --> 01:00:29,766
Explodes on contact
with any vamp scum.

1236
01:00:29,801 --> 01:00:31,768
Huh, vamp scum?

1237
01:00:31,803 --> 01:00:34,034
Yeah. What?

1238
01:00:34,069 --> 01:00:35,035
Nothing.

1239
01:00:35,070 --> 01:00:36,806
It's a cool nickname.

1240
01:00:36,841 --> 01:00:38,467
And last but sure as shit
not least,

1241
01:00:38,502 --> 01:00:40,304
there's the four-second rule.

1242
01:00:40,339 --> 01:00:42,251
Now, a typical vampire
just wants to drain your blood

1243
01:00:42,275 --> 01:00:44,913
and leave you for dead, right?

1244
01:00:44,948 --> 01:00:48,950
But if you get fangs in
with the dark Lord or his ilk,

1245
01:00:48,985 --> 01:00:51,953
you got exactly
four Mississippis to get 'em out

1246
01:00:51,988 --> 01:00:52,787
before you turn.

1247
01:00:52,822 --> 01:00:55,385
And if you do turn,
I got no choice,

1248
01:00:55,420 --> 01:00:58,454
but to stake your ass
to the grave.

1249
01:00:58,489 --> 01:01:00,027
Ditto.

1250
01:01:00,062 --> 01:01:01,490
[chuckles]

1251
01:01:01,525 --> 01:01:02,997
Fat chance, kid.

1252
01:01:05,837 --> 01:01:07,232
We're close.

1253
01:01:08,774 --> 01:01:11,104
FLYNN:
Anything else I should know?

1254
01:01:11,139 --> 01:01:14,338
Yeah, yeah, there is.

1255
01:01:14,373 --> 01:01:16,912
We're gonna do everything
we can to help your brother.

1256
01:01:16,947 --> 01:01:22,214
But there are thousands of lives
at stake here.

1257
01:01:22,249 --> 01:01:24,480
Now, we got three hours
till sunrise

1258
01:01:24,515 --> 01:01:26,526
and a lot of vampire ass to kick
between now and then.

1259
01:01:26,550 --> 01:01:30,288
So, are you ready?

1260
01:01:30,323 --> 01:01:33,126
Actually give me one second.

1261
01:01:33,161 --> 01:01:34,996
What the hell are you doing?

1262
01:01:35,031 --> 01:01:37,262
I may have missed
the semi-finals,

1263
01:01:37,297 --> 01:01:39,506
I'm gonna show the league
that I'm good enough to go pro.

1264
01:01:39,530 --> 01:01:41,266
You're filming this?

1265
01:01:41,301 --> 01:01:42,905
Got a problem with that?

1266
01:01:42,940 --> 01:01:43,906
Do I have a choice?

1267
01:01:43,941 --> 01:01:45,809
No, not really.

1268
01:01:45,844 --> 01:01:47,976
Alright, locked and loaded.

1269
01:01:53,478 --> 01:01:56,116
[static]

1270
01:01:56,151 --> 01:02:01,055
[♪♪♪]

1271
01:02:57,344 --> 01:02:58,043
SAWYER:
Holy crap, guys.

1272
01:02:58,078 --> 01:03:00,015
Flynn Chambers is back on live.

1273
01:03:00,050 --> 01:03:01,216
Oh, my gosh.

1274
01:03:01,251 --> 01:03:04,052
And it looks like she's in
a secret bunker with her dad.

1275
01:03:04,087 --> 01:03:04,753
That's not her dad.

1276
01:03:04,788 --> 01:03:06,956
Her dad died three years ago.

1277
01:03:06,991 --> 01:03:09,222
Let's just say it,
her outfit's pretty badass.

1278
01:03:09,257 --> 01:03:10,388
She looks like she can kill.

1279
01:03:10,423 --> 01:03:11,862
And the whole bow
and arrow thing

1280
01:03:11,897 --> 01:03:13,897
is very Fortnite 2019.

1281
01:03:13,932 --> 01:03:16,460
But she's bringing it back
and I'm here for it.

1282
01:03:16,495 --> 01:03:18,033
This stuff is
legit scary though.

1283
01:03:18,068 --> 01:03:19,628
We need to find out
who that guy is.

1284
01:03:19,663 --> 01:03:20,530
Yeah, for real.

1285
01:03:20,565 --> 01:03:22,433
That guy is mad sus.

1286
01:03:22,468 --> 01:03:24,017
Wait, look...
looks like she's starting.

1287
01:03:24,041 --> 01:03:25,975
Shhh.

1288
01:03:26,010 --> 01:03:28,538
[dog barking]

1289
01:03:38,682 --> 01:03:43,619
[♪♪♪]

1290
01:03:45,095 --> 01:03:46,424
Whoa, whoa.

1291
01:03:46,459 --> 01:03:48,965
Easy here, ladies.

1292
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:50,494
Easy, girls.

1293
01:03:50,529 --> 01:03:51,594
Easy now.

1294
01:03:54,434 --> 01:03:57,369
[grunting]

1295
01:04:00,473 --> 01:04:01,912
A little help here!

1296
01:04:13,288 --> 01:04:15,123
A little help here!

1297
01:04:30,503 --> 01:04:31,634
Oh.

1298
01:04:38,247 --> 01:04:40,049
Nice reflexes there, lady.

1299
01:04:40,084 --> 01:04:43,085
Fuck you very much.

1300
01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:44,548
Here.

1301
01:04:44,583 --> 01:04:46,451
Rektor's close.

1302
01:04:46,486 --> 01:04:48,552
I can feel it.

1303
01:04:48,587 --> 01:04:52,127
So when we find Rektor,
how do we take him down?

1304
01:04:52,162 --> 01:04:56,593
Yeah, thanks for reminding me.

1305
01:04:56,628 --> 01:04:58,529
Are you fucking kidding me?

1306
01:04:58,564 --> 01:05:00,003
You insane?

1307
01:05:00,038 --> 01:05:02,038
When I said I'd alone,
I wasn't fucking.

1308
01:05:07,672 --> 01:05:11,278
There's no known way to kill
a Dark Lord or his queen.

1309
01:05:11,313 --> 01:05:13,379
I'm just looking for some way,
any way

1310
01:05:13,414 --> 01:05:15,183
to break the cycle
and in the transition

1311
01:05:15,218 --> 01:05:16,987
maybe save your brother.

1312
01:05:17,022 --> 01:05:18,417
Alright.

1313
01:05:18,452 --> 01:05:21,420
The simple fact is ain't nobody
ever done that

1314
01:05:21,455 --> 01:05:23,389
and lived to tell the tale.

1315
01:05:23,424 --> 01:05:26,997
<i>Nobody but nobody
in a thousand years</i>

1316
01:05:27,032 --> 01:05:29,098
<i>has ever successfully taken down
the leader</i>

1317
01:05:29,133 --> 01:05:30,433
<i>of a vampire syndicate.</i>

1318
01:05:30,468 --> 01:05:33,729
<i>In fact, there's only been
three documented attempts.</i>

1319
01:05:33,764 --> 01:05:38,074
<i>First, is none other than the
inspiration for Dracula himself.</i>

1320
01:05:38,109 --> 01:05:39,735
<i>Vlad the Impaler.</i>

1321
01:05:39,770 --> 01:05:42,474
<i>A brutal leader who,
as legend has it,</i>

1322
01:05:42,509 --> 01:05:47,050
<i>dipped pieces of bread
in bowls of his victims' blood.</i>

1323
01:05:47,085 --> 01:05:49,712
<i>He staked their bodies
all over Eastern Europe.</i>

1324
01:05:49,747 --> 01:05:53,254
<i>But not documented,
Vlad was almost defeated</i>

1325
01:05:53,289 --> 01:05:57,027
<i>by a Bavarian goldsmith
named Syd the Shylock.</i>

1326
01:05:57,062 --> 01:05:59,623
<i>Trapped Vlad with the aid
of his cousin, Esther,</i>

1327
01:05:59,658 --> 01:06:00,924
<i>who well may be a whore.</i>

1328
01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:03,660
<i>And he fed him divine water
and garlic injections</i>

1329
01:06:03,695 --> 01:06:05,629
<i>for three weeks straight.</i>

1330
01:06:05,664 --> 01:06:08,302
<i>But one morning
when Syd left for town,</i>

1331
01:06:08,337 --> 01:06:10,139
<i>Vlad seduced Esther,</i>

1332
01:06:10,174 --> 01:06:13,538
<i>with the promise
of a real apple.</i>

1333
01:06:13,573 --> 01:06:15,672
<i>It was very rare those days.</i>

1334
01:06:15,707 --> 01:06:18,114
<i>And that was the end of Syd
and Esther and the last time</i>

1335
01:06:18,149 --> 01:06:22,778
<i>anybody ever saw
or heard of Vlad the Impaler.</i>

1336
01:06:22,813 --> 01:06:25,187
<i>And then there's Jack the
Ripper.</i>

1337
01:06:25,222 --> 01:06:26,463
<i>Most consider
the Welsh murderer,</i>

1338
01:06:26,487 --> 01:06:28,223
<i>the very first serial killer,</i>

1339
01:06:28,258 --> 01:06:31,292
<i>but while Scotland Yard
was desperate to catch Jack,</i>

1340
01:06:31,327 --> 01:06:34,658
<i>one detective,
Frederick George Abberline,</i>

1341
01:06:34,693 --> 01:06:36,198
<i>knew the truth.</i>

1342
01:06:36,233 --> 01:06:38,365
<i>Jack wasn't a serial killer.</i>

1343
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:40,763
<i>He was the leader
of a Welsh vampire syndicate,</i>

1344
01:06:40,798 --> 01:06:43,106
<i>known as The Blood Prince.</i>

1345
01:06:44,868 --> 01:06:48,078
<i>And our friend Frederick almost
busted the entire ring.</i>

1346
01:06:48,113 --> 01:06:50,476
<i>Killed dozens of vamps
including several members</i>

1347
01:06:50,511 --> 01:06:52,346
<i>of Jack's own family.</i>

1348
01:06:52,381 --> 01:06:55,679
<i>But even with the most inventive
steampunk armory,</i>

1349
01:06:55,714 --> 01:06:57,549
<i>some of which
we still use today,</i>

1350
01:06:57,584 --> 01:07:00,486
<i>his tactics were no match
for the Ripper.</i>

1351
01:07:00,521 --> 01:07:02,719
<i>The Blood Prince
seduced Frederick</i>

1352
01:07:02,754 --> 01:07:06,789
<i>with the one thing
the detective always wanted,</i>

1353
01:07:06,824 --> 01:07:08,758
<i>dental surgery.</i>

1354
01:07:08,793 --> 01:07:11,200
<i>Which brings us to the Rektor's,</i>

1355
01:07:11,235 --> 01:07:15,600
<i>this creepy fucking bunker,
and our sorry asses.</i>

1356
01:07:15,635 --> 01:07:17,800
Yeah, well, I'm not down
for a suicide mission, bro.

1357
01:07:17,835 --> 01:07:18,735
Okay, you're gonna need
to give me something else

1358
01:07:18,770 --> 01:07:20,407
to work with.

1359
01:07:20,442 --> 01:07:22,541
According to the great prophecy,

1360
01:07:22,576 --> 01:07:24,708
there's one way to kill
a Dark Lord,

1361
01:07:24,743 --> 01:07:26,710
and that's for him
to get fanged

1362
01:07:26,745 --> 01:07:29,119
by somebody
from his own blood order,

1363
01:07:29,154 --> 01:07:32,683
i.e. somebody that he himself
converted.

1364
01:07:32,718 --> 01:07:33,784
[chuckles]

1365
01:07:33,819 --> 01:07:37,127
That right there is just
downright impossible, honey.

1366
01:07:37,162 --> 01:07:38,524
There has to be another way.

1367
01:07:38,559 --> 01:07:41,296
Now, you find that out.

1368
01:07:42,563 --> 01:07:44,332
And you let me know, okay.

1369
01:07:44,367 --> 01:07:45,762
[vampire growls]

1370
01:07:49,933 --> 01:07:52,472
Our guests have arrived.

1371
01:07:52,507 --> 01:07:54,738
Rektor's bodyguard.

1372
01:07:54,773 --> 01:07:57,873
Might be the only one that knows
where your brother is now.

1373
01:07:57,908 --> 01:08:00,183
Hey buddy, how you doing?

1374
01:08:00,218 --> 01:08:02,482
[chuckles]

1375
01:08:02,517 --> 01:08:03,714
More coming to your way.

1376
01:08:07,819 --> 01:08:09,533
ELLIOT: <i>I bet you're wondering
why the big guy</i>

1377
01:08:09,557 --> 01:08:11,491
<i>didn't take us down?</i>

1378
01:08:11,526 --> 01:08:14,296
<i>Well, because he knows
and I know,</i>

1379
01:08:14,331 --> 01:08:15,792
<i>we're already dead.</i>

1380
01:08:17,466 --> 01:08:18,630
Alright.

1381
01:08:20,205 --> 01:08:21,831
Are you ready for this?

1382
01:08:21,866 --> 01:08:24,504
Because things are about to go
from mildly nightmarish

1383
01:08:24,539 --> 01:08:27,177
to completely batshit
fucking crazy.

1384
01:08:27,212 --> 01:08:28,145
Hmm?

1385
01:08:28,180 --> 01:08:30,213
What do you think,
they're waiting for us?

1386
01:08:30,248 --> 01:08:31,544
What the fuck do you think?

1387
01:08:33,845 --> 01:08:36,318
All the shit we do for family.

1388
01:08:37,420 --> 01:08:42,324
[♪♪♪]

1389
01:08:48,959 --> 01:08:51,861
[Jack groaning]

1390
01:09:13,324 --> 01:09:15,258
Oh, my God.

1391
01:09:15,293 --> 01:09:17,491
That's the worst thing
I've ever seen.

1392
01:09:17,526 --> 01:09:19,691
All that blood for one vampire?

1393
01:09:19,726 --> 01:09:20,989
Not just one.

1394
01:09:21,024 --> 01:09:22,991
You see all them tube feeders?

1395
01:09:23,026 --> 01:09:25,367
Means this vamp ring
is a lot bigger than I thought.

1396
01:09:27,833 --> 01:09:28,898
Come on.

1397
01:09:37,744 --> 01:09:39,480
Oh, my God.

1398
01:09:39,515 --> 01:09:40,976
- Looks like a...
- Trap.

1399
01:09:46,984 --> 01:09:48,522
Jack?

1400
01:09:48,557 --> 01:09:50,590
Jack, Jack, come on.

1401
01:09:50,625 --> 01:09:52,295
Jack, look,
Jack, you have to wake up.

1402
01:09:52,330 --> 01:09:53,527
Please. Jack?

1403
01:09:53,562 --> 01:09:55,265
[shushes] Stop.

1404
01:09:57,533 --> 01:09:59,632
Mr. Jones.

1405
01:09:59,667 --> 01:10:00,501
Welcome to the party.

1406
01:10:00,536 --> 01:10:01,997
Hello, bitch.

1407
01:10:02,032 --> 01:10:03,372
Flynn.

1408
01:10:03,407 --> 01:10:05,902
Hey, where is he, vamp scum?

1409
01:10:05,937 --> 01:10:08,377
He's been waiting for you.

1410
01:10:08,412 --> 01:10:10,478
Where is he?

1411
01:10:10,513 --> 01:10:11,513
[growls]

1412
01:10:12,548 --> 01:10:14,581
Oh, I'm sorry,
was that a question?

1413
01:10:14,616 --> 01:10:17,419
'Cause I thought you knew
everything about us.

1414
01:10:17,454 --> 01:10:18,454
Try me.

1415
01:10:26,364 --> 01:10:28,760
Jesus, fuck.

1416
01:10:28,795 --> 01:10:30,894
They've been hiding his decline
for years.

1417
01:10:30,929 --> 01:10:33,369
That's Rektor?

1418
01:10:33,404 --> 01:10:34,700
Who did we speak to before?

1419
01:10:34,735 --> 01:10:36,570
Goddamn deepfake program.

1420
01:10:36,605 --> 01:10:38,341
Remember, trust nobody.

1421
01:10:38,376 --> 01:10:40,706
Believe nothing.

1422
01:10:40,741 --> 01:10:44,545
And this piece of shit,
it's been a long time coming,

1423
01:10:44,580 --> 01:10:47,779
you bloodsucking megalomaniac
shitfucker.

1424
01:10:47,814 --> 01:10:51,552
Now, huh,
we meet at last.

1425
01:10:51,587 --> 01:10:53,015
Well, not exactly.

1426
01:10:58,726 --> 01:11:00,759
You missed them
by about an hour.

1427
01:11:00,794 --> 01:11:03,058
We did?

1428
01:11:03,093 --> 01:11:05,335
Beverly Rektor
has safely transitioned

1429
01:11:05,370 --> 01:11:07,062
to her new host body.

1430
01:11:10,804 --> 01:11:13,035
What about this piece of shit?

1431
01:11:13,070 --> 01:11:15,609
Oh, well, Steven is somewhere
in transit,

1432
01:11:15,644 --> 01:11:17,974
as his host completes
his transfusion.

1433
01:11:20,077 --> 01:11:21,648
Once the royal blood is in,

1434
01:11:21,683 --> 01:11:24,882
it means the spirit can finally
bind the body.

1435
01:11:24,917 --> 01:11:27,588
It's the final step.

1436
01:11:27,623 --> 01:11:28,556
I'm sorry, darling.

1437
01:11:28,591 --> 01:11:29,591
No!

1438
01:11:32,023 --> 01:11:34,925
No fucking way.

1439
01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:37,730
He didn't know what he was
getting into, alright?

1440
01:11:37,765 --> 01:11:40,502
You can do whatever the hell
you want with her.

1441
01:11:40,537 --> 01:11:41,965
Stay the fuck away from
my brother.

1442
01:11:44,442 --> 01:11:46,640
Think they'll just kill
each other?

1443
01:11:46,675 --> 01:11:49,610
Have fun draining, Mr. Jones.

1444
01:11:49,645 --> 01:11:51,909
I'm gonna make sure the sister
stays in the family.

1445
01:11:52,879 --> 01:11:55,517
Holy shit.

1446
01:11:55,552 --> 01:11:57,519
They want you to be
the liaison.

1447
01:11:59,721 --> 01:12:01,853
It's a half-vampire,
half-human

1448
01:12:01,888 --> 01:12:04,889
bound to the do the bidding
of the king and queen, forever.

1449
01:12:06,959 --> 01:12:08,123
No.

1450
01:12:08,158 --> 01:12:09,191
That's not gonna happen.

1451
01:12:09,226 --> 01:12:11,665
I've always wanted to taste
someone's integrity.

1452
01:12:13,768 --> 01:12:15,097
Bring it, vamp scum.

1453
01:12:15,132 --> 01:12:16,868
[growling]

1454
01:12:19,873 --> 01:12:22,775
[both grunts]

1455
01:12:24,548 --> 01:12:25,646
[Natalie growls]

1456
01:12:25,681 --> 01:12:26,779
That was easy.

1457
01:12:30,521 --> 01:12:33,423
[both grunting]

1458
01:12:44,898 --> 01:12:46,062
Jesus!

1459
01:12:46,097 --> 01:12:51,001
[♪♪♪]

1460
01:13:10,055 --> 01:13:12,495
Get the hell off me,
you fucking vamp.

1461
01:13:12,530 --> 01:13:15,663
[groans]

1462
01:13:15,698 --> 01:13:17,665
[indistinct speech]

1463
01:13:21,869 --> 01:13:22,869
Die, bitch.

1464
01:13:29,811 --> 01:13:31,613
Did she?

1465
01:13:31,648 --> 01:13:32,779
Am I?

1466
01:13:32,814 --> 01:13:34,814
Nah, you're good.

1467
01:13:44,056 --> 01:13:46,221
Alright,
let's shut this shit down.

1468
01:13:46,256 --> 01:13:47,256
Shall we?

1469
01:13:49,094 --> 01:13:51,094
I'm sorry, guys.

1470
01:13:51,129 --> 01:13:54,196
He's mine now.

1471
01:13:54,231 --> 01:13:56,770
Don't listen to her.
She's a queen now.

1472
01:13:56,805 --> 01:13:57,837
Not her true self.

1473
01:13:57,872 --> 01:14:00,070
No, no, that's Liz.

1474
01:14:02,074 --> 01:14:04,514
I'm gonna gut this bitch
once and for all.

1475
01:14:04,549 --> 01:14:06,879
Oh, sweetie, try me.

1476
01:14:16,154 --> 01:14:17,692
A little help here!

1477
01:14:17,727 --> 01:14:19,727
[grunts]

1478
01:14:19,762 --> 01:14:21,597
LIZ:
No! [screams]

1479
01:14:21,632 --> 01:14:24,259
[grunting]

1480
01:14:24,294 --> 01:14:26,096
[growls]

1481
01:14:29,002 --> 01:14:33,906
[♪♪♪]

1482
01:14:41,047 --> 01:14:42,717
[growls]

1483
01:15:09,977 --> 01:15:10,844
[growls]

1484
01:15:10,879 --> 01:15:12,142
Flynn!

1485
01:15:12,177 --> 01:15:14,716
Fucking queen,
don't let her get away!

1486
01:15:21,384 --> 01:15:22,592
[screams]

1487
01:16:01,358 --> 01:16:02,841
- Press the blood.
- FLYNN: Where's the button?

1488
01:16:02,865 --> 01:16:04,161
Press the fucking blood.

1489
01:16:04,196 --> 01:16:05,767
Aahh...

1490
01:16:05,802 --> 01:16:07,175
ELLIOT:
<i>The plan is not exactly simple.</i>

1491
01:16:07,199 --> 01:16:09,166
<i>Feeding Rektor back
his own royal blood</i>

1492
01:16:09,201 --> 01:16:10,201
<i>takes a lot of steps.</i>

1493
01:16:10,236 --> 01:16:11,379
<i>So, to make it clear,
for all you</i>

1494
01:16:11,403 --> 01:16:15,007
<i>YouTubing, TikToking
cocksuckers out there,</i>

1495
01:16:15,042 --> 01:16:15,975
<i>here are some tips.</i>

1496
01:16:16,010 --> 01:16:20,914
[♪♪♪]

1497
01:17:10,966 --> 01:17:13,329
[groans, screams]

1498
01:17:13,364 --> 01:17:14,770
Aaah! Help.

1499
01:17:14,805 --> 01:17:16,706
Oh, my God, Flynn.

1500
01:17:18,171 --> 01:17:19,412
Please get me out of this thing.

1501
01:17:19,436 --> 01:17:21,106
Come on.

1502
01:17:21,141 --> 01:17:24,373
Look.

1503
01:17:24,408 --> 01:17:25,847
Oh, God.

1504
01:17:25,882 --> 01:17:27,750
[Steven growls]

1505
01:17:31,756 --> 01:17:33,987
[Jack & Flynn shout]

1506
01:17:34,022 --> 01:17:35,890
ELLIOT:
<i>Ah, you thought I forgot.</i>

1507
01:17:35,925 --> 01:17:38,156
<i>So, the third
and perhaps the closest,</i>

1508
01:17:38,191 --> 01:17:40,730
<i>anybody's ever come
to busting a syndicate</i>

1509
01:17:40,765 --> 01:17:45,867
<i>happened in the afternoon
of November 24th in 1971.</i>

1510
01:17:45,902 --> 01:17:48,804
<i>A charismatic vamp
posing as an ad man</i>

1511
01:17:48,839 --> 01:17:50,905
<i>was well on his way
to manipulating the masses</i>

1512
01:17:50,940 --> 01:17:53,303
<i>through Madison Avenue
and forming a movement</i>

1513
01:17:53,338 --> 01:17:55,811
<i>to create large feeding areas</i>

1514
01:17:55,846 --> 01:17:58,946
<i>that would later become known
as discos.</i>

1515
01:17:58,981 --> 01:18:01,949
<i>But on his way to triumph,
he was double crossed</i>

1516
01:18:01,984 --> 01:18:03,150
<i>by a royal member</i>

1517
01:18:03,185 --> 01:18:05,920
<i>who was determined to use
this disco concept</i>

1518
01:18:05,955 --> 01:18:09,220
<i>for a long time dream
to become a popstar.</i>

1519
01:18:09,255 --> 01:18:12,520
<i>She sold out the ad man
to an elite group of slayers,</i>

1520
01:18:12,555 --> 01:18:17,800
<i>who staged a coup on a flight
from Portland to Seattle.</i>

1521
01:18:17,835 --> 01:18:18,968
<i>Sensing danger,</i>

1522
01:18:19,003 --> 01:18:22,002
<i>the now iconic bloodsucker,
otherwise known</i>

1523
01:18:22,037 --> 01:18:25,401
<i>by the name of D.B. Cooper
disappeared forever.</i>

1524
01:18:27,306 --> 01:18:29,108
- JACK: Oh, fuck me!
- FLYNN: Oh.

1525
01:18:29,143 --> 01:18:31,275
JACK:
Oh, God. Whoa.

1526
01:18:31,310 --> 01:18:33,211
Oh, my God, oh, my God, Flynn.

1527
01:18:33,246 --> 01:18:34,289
I'm so sorry,
you were right.

1528
01:18:34,313 --> 01:18:35,851
You were right about
all of it.

1529
01:18:35,886 --> 01:18:36,951
I know,
what else is new?

1530
01:18:36,986 --> 01:18:38,084
[chuckles]

1531
01:18:38,119 --> 01:18:39,415
Please get me out of this thing.

1532
01:18:39,450 --> 01:18:41,857
- Come on.
- Uhhh.

1533
01:18:41,892 --> 01:18:44,222
Oh, my God.

1534
01:18:44,257 --> 01:18:45,927
- Are we too late?
- Oh, yeah.

1535
01:18:45,962 --> 01:18:48,325
Listen, you did
a pretty good job.

1536
01:18:48,360 --> 01:18:49,491
- Yeah.
- What about this?

1537
01:18:49,526 --> 01:18:50,526
Oh, yeah.

1538
01:18:54,971 --> 01:18:57,091
You got three minutes to get
your brother out of here.

1539
01:18:59,437 --> 01:19:01,844
Hey, it was pretty fun,
wasn't it?

1540
01:19:01,879 --> 01:19:03,373
Huh?

1541
01:19:03,408 --> 01:19:05,177
Not really.

1542
01:19:05,212 --> 01:19:06,212
It's alright.

1543
01:19:08,413 --> 01:19:11,051
Let's go.
It was nice meeting you again.

1544
01:19:11,086 --> 01:19:14,318
Hey, remember, trust nobody.

1545
01:19:16,190 --> 01:19:18,025
Believe nothing.

1546
01:19:18,060 --> 01:19:22,964
[♪♪♪]

1547
01:19:30,501 --> 01:19:33,909
[growls]

1548
01:19:37,442 --> 01:19:38,342
ELLIOT:
Flynn!

1549
01:19:38,377 --> 01:19:40,542
[Liz screams]

1550
01:19:41,952 --> 01:19:44,315
[screaming]

1551
01:19:44,350 --> 01:19:49,254
[♪♪♪]

1552
01:19:54,360 --> 01:19:56,998
[screaming]

1553
01:20:02,005 --> 01:20:04,841
[panting]

1554
01:20:06,207 --> 01:20:07,305
Come on, let's go.

1555
01:20:13,379 --> 01:20:15,610
[van engine starts]

1556
01:20:16,679 --> 01:20:21,616
[♪♪♪]

1557
01:20:26,491 --> 01:20:27,622
It's vamp time.

1558
01:20:27,657 --> 01:20:30,493
<i>♪ I'll be loving you ♪</i>

1559
01:20:33,498 --> 01:20:36,972
<i>♪ Always ♪</i>

1560
01:20:38,701 --> 01:20:45,112
<i>♪ With a love that's true ♪</i>

1561
01:20:45,147 --> 01:20:50,348
<i>♪ Always ♪</i>

1562
01:20:50,383 --> 01:20:56,123
<i>♪ When the things you plan ♪</i>

1563
01:20:56,158 --> 01:21:01,425
<i>♪ Need a helping hand ♪</i>

1564
01:21:01,460 --> 01:21:07,299
<i>♪ I will understand ♪</i>

1565
01:21:07,334 --> 01:21:11,270
<i>♪ Always ♪</i>

1566
01:21:11,305 --> 01:21:13,338
<i>♪ Always ♪</i>

1567
01:21:13,373 --> 01:21:20,180
<i>♪ Days may not be fair ♪</i>

1568
01:21:20,215 --> 01:21:23,447
<i>♪ Always ♪</i>

1569
01:21:23,482 --> 01:21:24,415
Good show.

1570
01:21:24,450 --> 01:21:26,252
Elliot Jones did it.

1571
01:21:26,287 --> 01:21:27,720
Hoo, hoo!

1572
01:21:27,755 --> 01:21:31,224
ELLIOT: <i>So, if you're ever invited
to an exclusive party</i>

1573
01:21:31,259 --> 01:21:33,490
<i>that you have no business
being in</i>

1574
01:21:33,525 --> 01:21:36,064
<i>or offered
a business opportunity</i>

1575
01:21:36,099 --> 01:21:37,967
<i>that is too good to be true.</i>

1576
01:21:38,002 --> 01:21:39,364
<i>Or you meet
an impeccably-dressed</i>

1577
01:21:39,399 --> 01:21:42,499
<i>handsome billionaire
who has a Red Room,</i>

1578
01:21:42,534 --> 01:21:44,633
<i>you need to ask yourself,</i>

1579
01:21:44,668 --> 01:21:47,306
<i>"Am I the prey
or the predator?"</i>

1580
01:21:50,179 --> 01:21:53,477
<i>And "Do I have what it takes
to be a motherfucking slayer?"</i>

1581
01:22:05,260 --> 01:22:08,162
[indistinct lyrics]

1582
01:22:16,172 --> 01:22:17,172
<i>♪ I am your master ♪</i>

1583
01:22:17,206 --> 01:22:18,403
<i>♪ Now sign your name ♪</i>

1584
01:22:18,438 --> 01:22:19,668
<i>♪ I am your master ♪</i>

1585
01:22:19,703 --> 01:22:21,736
<i>♪ Now sign your name ♪</i>

1586
01:22:26,578 --> 01:22:29,480
[indistinct lyrics]

1587
01:22:42,660 --> 01:22:43,626
<i>♪ I am your master ♪</i>

1588
01:22:43,661 --> 01:22:45,133
<i>♪ Now sign your name ♪</i>

1589
01:22:45,168 --> 01:22:46,365
<i>♪ I am your master ♪</i>

1590
01:22:46,400 --> 01:22:47,630
<i>♪ Now sign your name ♪</i>

1591
01:22:54,375 --> 01:22:56,606
<i>♪ Is there a fighting
machine gun ♪</i>

1592
01:22:56,641 --> 01:22:59,213
<i>♪ Faster than a running horse? ♪</i>

1593
01:22:59,248 --> 01:23:02,480
<i>♪ Do you have the ways
to do by me ♪</i>

1594
01:23:02,515 --> 01:23:04,449
<i>♪ Half a man, half a beast ♪</i>

1595
01:23:06,090 --> 01:23:07,353
<i>♪ I am your master ♪</i>

1596
01:23:07,388 --> 01:23:08,651
<i>♪ Now sign your name ♪</i>

1597
01:23:08,686 --> 01:23:10,092
<i>♪ I am your master ♪</i>

1598
01:23:10,127 --> 01:23:12,028
<i>♪ Now sign your name ♪</i>

1599
01:23:18,333 --> 01:23:19,464
<i>♪ Turn in your name ♪</i>

1600
01:23:19,499 --> 01:23:23,765
[indistinct lyrics]

1601
01:23:23,800 --> 01:23:26,207
<i>♪ Branded by a fighting
machine gun ♪</i>

1602
01:23:26,242 --> 01:23:28,638
<i>♪ Faster than a running horse ♪</i>

1603
01:23:28,673 --> 01:23:32,081
<i>♪ Do you the ways to do by me ♪</i>

1604
01:23:32,116 --> 01:23:33,610
<i>♪ Half a man, half a beast ♪</i>

1605
01:23:35,647 --> 01:23:37,086
<i>♪ I am your master ♪</i>

1606
01:23:37,121 --> 01:23:38,351
<i>♪ Now sign your name ♪</i>

1607
01:23:38,386 --> 01:23:39,550
<i>♪ I am your master ♪</i>

1608
01:23:39,585 --> 01:23:41,618
<i>♪ Now sign your name ♪</i>

1609
01:23:47,395 --> 01:23:50,132
<i>♪ Never stop keeping ♪</i>

1610
01:23:50,167 --> 01:23:51,562
I know a lot of you
have questions.

1611
01:23:51,597 --> 01:23:53,102
I definitely do.

1612
01:23:53,137 --> 01:23:55,731
Like is this a new promo
for a new vampire movie?

1613
01:23:55,766 --> 01:23:58,140
If it's so, what's the name?

1614
01:23:58,175 --> 01:24:00,142
And I guess Jules finally
quit the business.

1615
01:24:00,177 --> 01:24:01,110
[chuckles]

1616
01:24:01,145 --> 01:24:02,782
And when is Liz's new nail kit
coming out?

1617
01:24:02,806 --> 01:24:05,312
'Cause this bitch
definitely needs it.

1618
01:24:05,347 --> 01:24:06,667
Sophie,
what's our news for today?

1619
01:24:09,186 --> 01:24:11,219
Okay, guys,
so I listen to MPR

1620
01:24:11,254 --> 01:24:14,585
and basically, everyone went
missing from the compound.

1621
01:24:14,620 --> 01:24:17,588
And there are serious reports
of foul play.

1622
01:24:17,623 --> 01:24:19,095
What's MPR, girl?

1623
01:24:20,494 --> 01:24:21,592
[bleeped] idiot.

1624
01:24:23,530 --> 01:24:25,332
So today our plan
is to look back

1625
01:24:25,367 --> 01:24:27,763
from the live streams and posts
from the past few days.

1626
01:24:27,798 --> 01:24:28,831
But before we do that,

1627
01:24:28,866 --> 01:24:32,735
I gotta give a big shout-out
to our sponsor, LIT.

1628
01:24:32,770 --> 01:24:36,178
It's a new deodorant
for dudes like me and you.

1629
01:24:36,213 --> 01:24:38,444
Also don't forget to subscribe.

1630
01:24:38,479 --> 01:24:40,446
What about my sweatshirt
sponsorship?

1631
01:24:40,481 --> 01:24:41,623
- No one cares about that.
- No one cares.

1632
01:24:41,647 --> 01:24:43,515
But... but this.

1633
01:24:43,550 --> 01:24:48,454
[♪♪♪]

1634
01:25:18,585 --> 01:25:23,489
[♪♪♪]

1635
01:25:53,620 --> 01:25:58,524
[♪♪♪]

1636
01:26:28,655 --> 01:26:33,559
[♪♪♪]

1637
01:27:03,690 --> 01:27:08,594
[♪♪♪]