1 00:00:05,190 --> 00:00:06,790 Previously on "P-Valley"... 2 00:00:07,020 --> 00:00:08,060 Montavious Hill? 3 00:00:08,090 --> 00:00:11,360 Oh, FEMA doesn't have anyone on record with that name having been identified yet. 4 00:00:14,660 --> 00:00:16,070 Hands where I can see them. 5 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:19,170 Hey, bitch! 6 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:20,170 Bitch, what the hell? 7 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:21,540 What'd I say? 8 00:00:21,570 --> 00:00:23,040 Hands where I can see 'em. 9 00:00:24,310 --> 00:00:27,340 There might be one small, little, tiny problem 10 00:00:27,380 --> 00:00:28,710 with the owner of The Pynk. 11 00:00:28,750 --> 00:00:30,810 The owner may have found out about the casino. 12 00:00:31,050 --> 00:00:33,250 I'm still paying off a debt I took up on this place. 13 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:35,120 Can you get me the down payment by tomorrow? 14 00:00:35,150 --> 00:00:36,250 Tomorrow? 15 00:00:36,290 --> 00:00:37,720 You made the withdrawal from the church account yet? 16 00:00:37,750 --> 00:00:38,760 What you need it for? 17 00:00:38,790 --> 00:00:40,260 What your little ass gonna do with it? 18 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:43,130 I'm sorry, baby, but another buyer's done already swooped in and got it. 19 00:00:44,460 --> 00:00:46,530 Fuck you, bitch! 20 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:48,270 Where's this bitch at? 21 00:00:48,300 --> 00:00:50,530 All right, now, which one of y'all heifers gon' go on for Beyoncé? 22 00:00:50,570 --> 00:00:52,070 I'll do it. 23 00:00:52,100 --> 00:00:53,300 That's my song. 24 00:00:53,340 --> 00:00:55,270 That's my song! 25 00:00:55,310 --> 00:00:56,640 You know that shit about you, right? 26 00:01:04,850 --> 00:01:08,790 Miss M-I-crooked letter-crooked letter-I, 27 00:01:08,820 --> 00:01:13,660 crooked letter-crooked letter-I, humpback-humpback-I! 28 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:17,690 That's right! 29 00:01:17,730 --> 00:01:22,630 Miss Mississippi in a minute! 30 00:01:22,670 --> 00:01:24,800 Let's run that bop back one more 'gain one time 31 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:29,240 for the one-time rewind! 32 00:01:29,270 --> 00:01:31,410 She almost better than Mercedes. 33 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:33,810 Ooh, Lordy, don't you be blaspheming up in here. 34 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:35,610 Over love. 35 00:01:35,650 --> 00:01:38,880 I usually choose the money over love 36 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:42,620 Yeah, you can have it, I don't give a fuck 37 00:01:42,650 --> 00:01:45,720 Tonight she got me about to give it up 38 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:48,830 - Every buck, all because - All because. 39 00:01:48,860 --> 00:01:50,830 Which one of y'all the new divorcée? 40 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:53,560 Right here, and I'm spending 41 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:57,330 this whole divorce settlement tonight, bitches! 42 00:01:57,370 --> 00:01:58,540 Hey! 43 00:01:59,340 --> 00:02:00,770 To new motherfucking beginnings! 44 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:03,840 To new motherfucking beginnings! 45 00:02:43,510 --> 00:02:46,850 You are truly the most beautiful woman 46 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:48,720 I ever seen. 47 00:02:50,350 --> 00:02:52,690 And you smell like a baby. 48 00:02:56,890 --> 00:02:58,600 He just left me! 49 00:03:01,260 --> 00:03:05,900 Well, he ain't deserve a generous and genuine woman like you. 50 00:03:06,700 --> 00:03:09,570 You ain't have to drop half your divorce settlement on me, 51 00:03:09,610 --> 00:03:11,580 and, like, yet you did. 52 00:03:12,410 --> 00:03:14,640 Somebody gonna snatch you up soon enough. 53 00:03:15,380 --> 00:03:16,780 No, they won't. 54 00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:21,380 I don't want to go back to that big old empty house by myself. 55 00:03:21,420 --> 00:03:23,590 I don't want to go. I don't want to go! 56 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:25,890 I don't want to go! I don't want to go! 57 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:27,990 I don't want to go! I don't want to go! 58 00:03:28,220 --> 00:03:31,330 Hey, hey, God can't give you your blessings 59 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:34,260 if you up there holding a bag of shit. 60 00:03:35,370 --> 00:03:38,940 You gon' have to release that doo-doo and take your blessings to go, boo. 61 00:03:38,970 --> 00:03:41,470 Now, that's something we all can learn from. 62 00:03:41,970 --> 00:03:43,470 Gidget! 63 00:03:43,510 --> 00:03:45,340 If you don't get your ass out of my face... 64 00:03:45,380 --> 00:03:47,480 I'm talking to the lady, and you jokin' and shit, and... 65 00:03:53,580 --> 00:03:55,620 Girl... 66 00:03:58,250 --> 00:03:59,920 Let's get this bag. 67 00:06:29,110 --> 00:06:32,640 Over love 68 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:35,610 I usually choose the money 69 00:06:35,650 --> 00:06:39,750 Over love, yeah 70 00:06:39,780 --> 00:06:41,580 Yeah, you can have it 71 00:06:41,620 --> 00:06:44,750 I don't give a fuck 72 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:51,460 She got me about to give it up 73 00:06:51,900 --> 00:06:52,830 Hey. 74 00:06:58,130 --> 00:06:59,940 All done. All done. 75 00:07:03,070 --> 00:07:05,940 I told Uncle Clifford this shit wasn't long for the world. 76 00:07:05,980 --> 00:07:08,180 Pynk being 'closed on? For real? 77 00:07:08,850 --> 00:07:10,610 How long you done know about this, man? 78 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:17,020 Well, look who laughing at a funeral. 79 00:07:18,690 --> 00:07:21,760 Oh, well, this sad and all, but look. 80 00:07:21,790 --> 00:07:24,060 Somebody done posted a video of me from last night. 81 00:07:24,090 --> 00:07:27,230 This shit done got, like, 10,386 views. 82 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:30,570 How I'ma finish paying for nursing school? 83 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:31,730 What I'm finna do, y'all? 84 00:07:31,770 --> 00:07:33,640 What we all gon' do? 85 00:07:34,740 --> 00:07:36,540 Over love! 86 00:07:37,140 --> 00:07:40,180 Yeah, you can... Over love... 87 00:07:41,710 --> 00:07:46,550 - Watch it! - I usually choose the money over love. 88 00:07:52,790 --> 00:07:54,790 What y'all standing lollygagging for? 89 00:07:55,730 --> 00:07:57,830 Oh, Lord, don't tell me, Mercedes dead. 90 00:07:57,860 --> 00:07:58,830 She dead. 91 00:07:58,860 --> 00:08:00,060 Mercedes dead! 92 00:08:00,100 --> 00:08:01,200 Look. 93 00:08:02,670 --> 00:08:03,900 Foreclosure? 94 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:09,710 14 days till auction? 95 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:19,120 Last night, a local pastor was attacked by an exotic dancer 96 00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:20,780 in front of the club... 97 00:08:20,820 --> 00:08:23,690 - Your account is frozen. - What does that mean? 98 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:26,560 That means that you're not allowed to do any more transfers. 99 00:08:26,590 --> 00:08:28,630 What do you mean I'm not allowed any more transfers? 100 00:08:28,660 --> 00:08:30,530 Apologies, Miss Savage, but our records show 101 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:32,630 that you've done over ten in the past few days. 102 00:08:32,660 --> 00:08:34,930 Yeah, that's because y'all allow unlimited transfers 103 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:37,070 as long as the amount is under $9,000. 104 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:39,270 - Well, things have changed. - Why? 105 00:08:39,300 --> 00:08:42,010 The only reason we had that policy in place 106 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:44,010 was because we knew folks was trying to get back on their feet 107 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:45,680 after the flood. 108 00:08:45,710 --> 00:08:47,640 We wanted to help folks wire money to their families, 109 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:50,110 but as of today, it stops. 110 00:08:50,150 --> 00:08:52,120 So y'all just think, in two months, 111 00:08:52,150 --> 00:08:53,580 we can all just pull our lives back together... 112 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:56,090 Look, Miss Savage, it was a courtesy, 113 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:59,290 which, quite frankly, folks should be grateful for. 114 00:09:00,260 --> 00:09:04,690 Mm, seems like your family has been very, very generous. 115 00:09:05,260 --> 00:09:08,200 But as of today, the policy is changed. 116 00:09:09,270 --> 00:09:12,700 - Look, is there anything... - What the hell? 117 00:09:12,740 --> 00:09:16,570 Lord, have mercy! Oh, Jesus, take the wheel! 118 00:09:18,210 --> 00:09:20,140 Thank you, Jesus. 119 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:33,220 Her own bag, I don't need to save her 120 00:09:33,260 --> 00:09:35,930 Rolling in ass papers 121 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:37,790 The stage and naughty by nature 122 00:09:37,830 --> 00:09:40,100 I need me a bitch that's doin' it major 123 00:09:40,130 --> 00:09:42,770 I'm just saying, y'all done had me sitting up here all night, 124 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:44,030 and I still ain't got my phone call yet. 125 00:09:44,070 --> 00:09:45,000 Pay phone broke. 126 00:09:45,030 --> 00:09:46,640 I need to call my lawyers, Bufford and Bienvenue. 127 00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:48,740 Yeah, you and every other nigga up in here. 128 00:09:48,770 --> 00:09:50,210 Yeah, you can have it 129 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:53,240 I don't give a fuck 130 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:55,810 Who sing that song? 131 00:09:55,850 --> 00:09:57,680 Lil Murda. 132 00:09:59,150 --> 00:10:00,950 - Lil Murda? - Well, keep it that way. 133 00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:06,790 Look, I can't be hemmed up in the 201 over the whole weekend, now. 134 00:10:06,820 --> 00:10:08,020 Well, you should've been thinking about that 135 00:10:08,060 --> 00:10:09,330 before you beat your mama's ass last night. 136 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:12,100 You don't know Patrice Woodbine. She stole from me. 137 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:15,100 Pluckin' and finessin' must run in the family 138 00:10:15,130 --> 00:10:17,870 since I have yet to get my wallet returned back to me. 139 00:10:19,940 --> 00:10:21,240 Jesse? 140 00:10:21,270 --> 00:10:22,310 Oh, hell! 141 00:10:23,170 --> 00:10:24,740 Over love 142 00:10:25,810 --> 00:10:29,010 I usually choose the money over love 143 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,320 Yeah, you can have it 144 00:10:32,350 --> 00:10:34,880 I don't give a fuck 145 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:39,760 Tonight she got me about to give it up 146 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:42,030 All because... 147 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,970 Show me that ass! Yeah! Come on! 148 00:10:56,070 --> 00:10:57,010 Jesse! 149 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:59,310 - Talking shit. - Jesse! 150 00:10:59,340 --> 00:11:01,140 Jesse! 151 00:11:01,180 --> 00:11:04,310 Jesse, will you please honor my request to be moved to the ladies' cell? 152 00:11:04,350 --> 00:11:06,450 - It's not my call. God's call. - Come on, man. 153 00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:08,920 I would let you ring Him up, but the pay phone's broke. 154 00:11:10,020 --> 00:11:11,920 Hey, let me peep that. 155 00:11:12,790 --> 00:11:14,760 Oh, my God, what the fuck? 156 00:11:14,790 --> 00:11:16,760 Y'all put that phone up and get back to work. 157 00:11:33,340 --> 00:11:34,780 Get this heifer off of me! 158 00:11:34,810 --> 00:11:36,810 Good Lord, maybe I am better off over here. 159 00:11:36,850 --> 00:11:38,950 You fucking bitch! 160 00:11:40,380 --> 00:11:42,120 You want to add murder in the first 161 00:11:42,150 --> 00:11:44,250 to assault, disorderly behavior, and resisting arrest? 162 00:11:44,290 --> 00:11:46,060 That officer ran into my fist. 163 00:11:46,090 --> 00:11:47,190 Just like your mama did, huh? 164 00:11:47,220 --> 00:11:48,360 Your mama? 165 00:11:48,390 --> 00:11:50,430 Wait, this her mama? 166 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,060 I don't care what she do. 167 00:11:52,100 --> 00:11:54,000 You don't raise a hand to your mama. 168 00:11:54,030 --> 00:11:57,030 Yeah, I'd split these two up, but we got a sewage backup in number three, 169 00:11:57,070 --> 00:11:58,430 and number four won't lock, 170 00:11:58,470 --> 00:12:00,840 so y'all gon' have to go along to get along, you hear me? 171 00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:06,080 You stay over there in that corner, and you stay over there, huh? 172 00:12:06,110 --> 00:12:08,780 You make sure these heifers don't cross this 50-yard line, you hear? 173 00:12:08,810 --> 00:12:10,280 These folks like two tornadoes in the alley, 174 00:12:10,310 --> 00:12:12,250 and you want us to stay in here with them? 175 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:15,280 Well, you want to go over there and join Nineveh, huh? 176 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:16,750 I ain't think so. 177 00:12:16,790 --> 00:12:19,790 Now, I hear one more peep out of y'all, and I'm stacking up everybody's charges! 178 00:12:21,090 --> 00:12:22,160 I didn't do shit! 179 00:12:23,930 --> 00:12:24,960 Can he do that? 180 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:29,230 Jesse can do anything he wanna. 181 00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:31,270 Round here, he's the boss. 182 00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:32,900 Children nowadays... 183 00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:35,510 ain't got no respect for they elders. 184 00:12:35,540 --> 00:12:37,040 Ain't that a shame? 185 00:12:37,070 --> 00:12:39,010 Yeah, it's all right, baby. 186 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:41,810 It's all right. 187 00:12:44,510 --> 00:12:45,880 You say what, now? 188 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:49,320 My wife went missing the day Hurricane Drake hit. 189 00:12:49,350 --> 00:12:51,550 Afterwards, I couldn't get the Houston police to do anything, so... 190 00:12:51,790 --> 00:12:54,920 Well, I can only imagine how overwhelmed they was. 191 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:56,860 So she been missing for two months now? 192 00:12:57,790 --> 00:13:00,200 Yeah. Ever since the flood. 193 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:04,500 Well, son, Chucalissa's two worlds away from Houston. 194 00:13:04,530 --> 00:13:06,400 Guess that's how far hope's carried me. 195 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:09,110 I visited every town along the river, 196 00:13:09,140 --> 00:13:12,340 thinking maybe, maybe... 197 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:17,880 I lost so much, sir. I lost everything. 198 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,220 Well, look... 199 00:13:22,220 --> 00:13:23,520 I'll tell you what. 200 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:26,920 If you have a picture you can email us, 201 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:29,560 I'll get my deputies to put up some flyers 202 00:13:29,590 --> 00:13:32,060 around town quick-fast, all right? 203 00:13:32,090 --> 00:13:33,860 Thank you kindly, sir. 204 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:36,430 Now, hold on. I can't read that. What is it? 205 00:13:37,970 --> 00:13:40,070 Who should I ask for if I get word back? 206 00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:42,140 Montavious. 207 00:13:42,170 --> 00:13:44,140 Montavious Hill. 208 00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:54,480 Sheriff Bailey, I tried to hem him up at the gate. 209 00:13:55,590 --> 00:13:57,420 How can I help you, Clifford? 210 00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:00,890 "If the owner does not vacate the said premises 211 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:03,560 in 14 days by date of auction, 212 00:14:03,590 --> 00:14:06,130 the Sheriff's Office of Nonconnah County 213 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:09,470 will evict said owner from the property"? 214 00:14:11,470 --> 00:14:13,100 Now, don't do that with your nails. 215 00:14:15,070 --> 00:14:18,270 All right, come on. Alex, let her back. 216 00:14:19,540 --> 00:14:21,540 The devil stay busy, don't he? 217 00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:24,110 It wasn't me that rode down there and put that on your door. 218 00:14:24,150 --> 00:14:25,950 That was one of my deputies. 219 00:14:25,980 --> 00:14:28,420 I was busy cleaning up your right-awful mess. 220 00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:30,420 A mess made by me? Pray, do tell. 221 00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:34,290 I had to pull over a lady so lit, I thought she was a fuckin' firecracker. 222 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,130 Thank God I seen her when I did. 223 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:37,890 Don't know how many folks she would've killed last night 224 00:14:37,930 --> 00:14:42,060 swerving backward down Main Street like she on 40 going north. 225 00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:44,300 Look, now, me and you... 226 00:14:45,330 --> 00:14:47,270 I thought we had come to an understanding. 227 00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:49,110 I pay you, don't I? 228 00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:51,670 That you do, but you can't let folks get so lubricated, 229 00:14:51,910 --> 00:14:53,380 they start acting a damn fool. 230 00:14:53,410 --> 00:14:57,110 You'd best tell Yoli to stop being so damn heavy-handed. 231 00:14:57,150 --> 00:14:58,110 No... 232 00:14:58,150 --> 00:15:00,620 This little arrangement between us gon' soon come to an end, 233 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,250 you keep pushing past the limit. 234 00:15:02,290 --> 00:15:04,020 You'd really forgo our little arrangement? 235 00:15:04,050 --> 00:15:06,460 Look, I don't really like Ruffin's new law. 236 00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:07,920 Okay. 237 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:10,130 Look, I don't mind letting folks get a little liquored. 238 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:13,260 All laws ain't right, but some rights is wrong. 239 00:15:14,630 --> 00:15:16,300 Run that back, Emmitt Smith. 240 00:15:16,330 --> 00:15:20,300 Well, all I'm saying is, even if you had the right 241 00:15:20,340 --> 00:15:24,270 to put tequila with your titties, think about what the Bible say. 242 00:15:24,310 --> 00:15:25,610 Oh, child. 243 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:28,580 Now, you lucky a foreclosure notice all you got last night. 244 00:15:28,610 --> 00:15:31,610 Why so short? 14 days? 245 00:15:31,650 --> 00:15:33,420 Well, you best talk to your boy Ruffin. 246 00:15:33,450 --> 00:15:35,120 - My boy? - Yeah. 247 00:15:35,150 --> 00:15:36,020 Hey. 248 00:15:36,050 --> 00:15:37,720 Welcome to Bailey's Plantation, y'all. 249 00:15:37,950 --> 00:15:39,720 Y'all folks so goddamn sensitive. 250 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:41,190 That ain't what I meant. 251 00:15:41,220 --> 00:15:43,730 Ruffin seem like he your boy. 252 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,000 He got you doing his dirty work. 253 00:15:46,030 --> 00:15:48,130 Look, the mayor's office can expedite a foreclosure 254 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:51,470 in the case of properties that they consider a community blight. 255 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:52,470 Community blight? 256 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,670 Do you know how many hoes I done put through school? 257 00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:57,340 Well, that little community service you done provided over the years 258 00:15:57,370 --> 00:16:01,640 just ain't gonna override all the code violations you done racked up. 259 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:04,380 Mayor Ruffin say The Pynk's gots to go. 260 00:16:04,410 --> 00:16:07,250 Is this shit even legal? 261 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:09,390 Well, this Mississippi. It legal enough. 262 00:16:09,420 --> 00:16:12,090 Now, if you don't mind, I got shit to do. 263 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:15,360 The jail's so full, the bars about to bend to breaking. 264 00:16:15,390 --> 00:16:20,230 Hell, even one of your dancers got all lost up in the sauce last night. 265 00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:22,030 One of my girls? 266 00:16:22,060 --> 00:16:24,370 Yeah, Lexus or something. 267 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,430 - Mercedes? - Yeah. 268 00:16:25,470 --> 00:16:26,470 Wait, she up in here? 269 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:28,470 Yeah, she up in here. So's her mama. 270 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:31,540 Cutting up outside the Kroger like it was a damn barbershop. 271 00:16:31,570 --> 00:16:33,140 Let me see her. Let me see her. 272 00:16:33,180 --> 00:16:35,510 No, you will see her when she posts bail. 273 00:16:35,540 --> 00:16:39,720 Sheriff Bailey, that girl is like a daughter my ass can't ever have. 274 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,090 You let me see Mercedes. 275 00:16:50,490 --> 00:16:52,090 I needs my phone call. 276 00:16:52,130 --> 00:16:54,060 - Excuse me, I needs... - What up, baby? 277 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,370 Hey, hey, baby, look over here. Look over here. 278 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,800 You see that? You see that right there? 279 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:00,740 You like that? 280 00:17:04,770 --> 00:17:07,440 Come on, step to the right and let me get a good look at you. 281 00:17:08,380 --> 00:17:10,450 Hey, told you I ain't have no dick. 282 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,480 Hey, boy. Cut that shit out! 283 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:16,150 I wonder if I put a quarter in her mouth, would she sing some Aretha? 284 00:17:16,190 --> 00:17:18,390 You gon' have to put more than a quarter in this mouth, 285 00:17:18,420 --> 00:17:20,220 you want some Aretha. 286 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:24,360 You don't know what you mean 287 00:17:24,390 --> 00:17:26,060 Glad you know what it's worth. 288 00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:29,100 This ain't the club. 289 00:17:31,770 --> 00:17:33,540 Are you Mercedes? 290 00:17:33,570 --> 00:17:35,600 Did I die and go to Heaven? 291 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:38,610 - No, bitch, this hell. - Mercedes! 292 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:43,580 I came all the way down from Tchulahoma to see your last dance. 293 00:17:44,210 --> 00:17:48,450 I heard about it, and I knew that's what I wanted to do for my divorce party, 294 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:51,590 but they had some other girl go on for you instead. 295 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:53,620 Somebody danced in my place? 296 00:17:53,660 --> 00:17:58,130 Yeah, they called her M-I-crooked letter-crooked letter-I... 297 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,330 Hold it down. You have two minutes. 298 00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:03,270 Hey, girl, hey! 299 00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:05,400 - Hey-- - Uncle Clifford! 300 00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:08,470 You let Keyshawn go on for me? 301 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,710 Mercedes, what the hell was I supposed to do, huh? 302 00:18:10,740 --> 00:18:12,140 Let the niggas tear the club up? 303 00:18:12,170 --> 00:18:13,610 I mean, I like it when folks get crunk, 304 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:16,450 but Lord knows I needs me a building standin'. 305 00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:20,180 Well, how'd she do? 306 00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:21,350 Girl, she... 307 00:18:22,380 --> 00:18:23,790 She was all right. 308 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,230 I need you to get me out of here. 309 00:18:30,260 --> 00:18:32,530 Oh, baby girl, come on. 310 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:33,660 Hey. 311 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:37,200 I'ma put some stacks on your bail. 312 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:41,240 Yep, foreclosure be damned. 313 00:18:41,270 --> 00:18:43,310 Hold up. Foreclosure? 314 00:18:44,510 --> 00:18:45,910 The Pynk about to be auctioned? 315 00:18:46,140 --> 00:18:47,540 Woke up this mornin'... 316 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,250 ...to this sign. 317 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,850 That's the only reason I'm down here. 318 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:55,320 Then I found out about you and old BA-trice. 319 00:18:55,350 --> 00:18:57,420 I bet you better keep my name out your mouth. 320 00:18:57,450 --> 00:18:59,660 Don't you come unless I send for you, girl. 321 00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:04,490 God, a funny-ass bitch, but damn. 322 00:19:04,530 --> 00:19:06,200 Sheriff Bailey know he need to be ashamed of hisself, 323 00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:07,800 keeping both of y'all in the same cage. 324 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,740 Let me pull my little pennies together from my pocketbook... 325 00:19:12,770 --> 00:19:14,870 - Keep it. - 'Cedes, we made some stacks. 326 00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:17,310 Keep it. Don't you owe 55K? 327 00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:22,380 You need to put every penny you got down on The Pynk. 328 00:19:22,410 --> 00:19:25,610 Clifford, time's up. 329 00:19:28,580 --> 00:19:31,490 Let me go see if I can get this runaway train turned round. 330 00:19:32,660 --> 00:19:35,790 Hey, come on. Stay strong. 331 00:19:36,790 --> 00:19:37,890 Stay strong. 332 00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:42,430 Yeah. 333 00:19:45,730 --> 00:19:47,570 And don't beat her ass again. 334 00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:50,410 You leave that to me. 335 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,740 Well, ain't that nice? A visit from your pimp. 336 00:19:52,780 --> 00:19:54,540 I got your pimp. 337 00:19:56,910 --> 00:19:58,910 - What? - My pimp? 338 00:19:59,620 --> 00:20:01,220 You should be the one to talk. 339 00:20:01,650 --> 00:20:03,620 That woman done done more for me in the last seven years 340 00:20:03,650 --> 00:20:05,520 than you done done in a whole lifetime. 341 00:20:05,550 --> 00:20:07,790 So that thing been a better mother to you than me? 342 00:20:07,820 --> 00:20:08,790 Damn right! 343 00:20:08,820 --> 00:20:12,390 At least she ain't steal all my shit and make herself a goddamn church! 344 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,270 You want to talk about pimps? 345 00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,930 You need to be talking about your damn self. 346 00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:22,500 I was just three and already had a gas bill and Dillard's card. 347 00:20:22,540 --> 00:20:24,270 My mama did that to me, too. 348 00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:26,610 They say Jesus come like a thief in the night? 349 00:20:28,340 --> 00:20:30,750 Well, they ain't met them no Patrice Woodbine. 350 00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:33,650 God forgave me for that. 351 00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:37,320 You gon' have to forgive me for that, too. 352 00:20:37,350 --> 00:20:39,460 It looks like y'all in luck. 353 00:20:39,490 --> 00:20:41,490 Pay phone's back in business. 354 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:43,490 Now, who got some family they want to call? 355 00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:21,360 Gidget? 356 00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:23,970 - Gidget! - Almost done, Ma. 357 00:21:31,740 --> 00:21:33,380 Unknown Caller 358 00:21:35,380 --> 00:21:38,080 - We have a collect call from the... - Chucalissa jail facility. 359 00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:39,420 - From... - Bitch, come on. 360 00:21:39,450 --> 00:21:41,550 You know your number the only number I got memorized. 361 00:21:41,580 --> 00:21:43,620 To accept charges, press one. 362 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:49,060 Now, why in the world would you get to scrapping with your mama 363 00:21:49,090 --> 00:21:50,930 on the night of your last dance? 364 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:52,730 Wait, how the hell you know? 365 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:54,730 Playing it on the news all morning. 366 00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:56,930 They had to blur out certain parts. 367 00:21:56,970 --> 00:21:58,870 Gidget, where's my motherfucking smoothie? 368 00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:00,500 Ma, give me a motherfucking minute. 369 00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:03,610 - How Deanna doing? - What you want, Mercedes? 370 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:05,110 I ain't gonna make it through the weekend. 371 00:22:05,340 --> 00:22:07,640 These folks done hemmed me up in a cage with Patrice. 372 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:08,980 I'ma need you to bail me out. 373 00:22:09,010 --> 00:22:10,710 - With what? - A shovel. 374 00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:11,850 What the fuck you think? 375 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:13,720 Well, ain't you been the one stacking your paper. 376 00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,650 Should be able to bail your own self out. 377 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,050 She took it all, Gidget. 378 00:22:18,990 --> 00:22:21,890 All the money I had stashed up in the church building fund... 379 00:22:22,590 --> 00:22:25,760 ...she used it for her own fucking church. 380 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:27,760 And the killing part about it, 381 00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:31,430 ...she took the space that was gon' be mine. 382 00:22:31,470 --> 00:22:34,070 - This collect call from the... - Chucalissa jail facility... 383 00:22:34,100 --> 00:22:37,640 Will disconnect in 15 seconds. 384 00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:41,440 - How much you need? - Processing said 2K. 385 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:43,650 - Shit, 'Cedes. - Can you get it, Gidge? 386 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,050 That's gon' be like getting blood from a turnip. 387 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,680 I'll take whatever, even a turnip. 388 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,720 Five seconds. 389 00:22:48,750 --> 00:22:50,520 Well, let me see what I can do. 390 00:22:50,550 --> 00:22:52,450 Gidget, girl, I... 391 00:22:55,690 --> 00:22:56,790 ...love you. 392 00:23:28,860 --> 00:23:29,990 Here. 393 00:23:31,930 --> 00:23:33,130 No, I'm good. 394 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:35,500 Take it. 395 00:23:36,700 --> 00:23:38,170 That cage is cold. 396 00:23:42,540 --> 00:23:46,810 Mississippi don't need no nother church. It need another gun range. 397 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:49,210 See, if it had been one round the corner from my house, 398 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:51,950 I wouldn't have shot my husband in his ass. 399 00:23:51,980 --> 00:23:54,750 But see, there, that's what he get. 400 00:23:54,780 --> 00:23:58,220 And next time, it won't be no BB gun, 401 00:23:58,450 --> 00:24:02,090 'cause it's illegal to shoot a BB gun in the city limits of Chucalissa. 402 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:04,630 And shoot heroin, too, apparently. 403 00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:06,730 Jesse done gave her a gift. 404 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,730 Must be nice to have a booty like that. 405 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:12,030 No, it bring burdens too. 406 00:24:24,180 --> 00:24:26,220 You really is trying it. 407 00:24:26,250 --> 00:24:29,250 There come a time when you must humble yourself before the eyes of the Lord, 408 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:33,190 unload your trespasses and forgive... 409 00:24:34,060 --> 00:24:35,990 ...those who trespass against you. 410 00:24:36,020 --> 00:24:39,060 Bitch, do you know how far your little stunt done set me behind? 411 00:24:39,090 --> 00:24:42,830 If you invest in the Lord, blessings will rain down upon you, Mercedes. 412 00:24:43,870 --> 00:24:47,200 Well, while I was investin', you was busy finessin'. 413 00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:49,740 You probably been planning to take my shit 414 00:24:49,770 --> 00:24:52,110 ever since you first started holding it for me. 415 00:24:52,140 --> 00:24:53,640 Oh, Mercedes, 416 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:56,550 you know, when God send His finger down from Heaven 417 00:24:56,580 --> 00:24:59,920 to tap you on the shoulder and say, "You it"... 418 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:03,920 ...twice I done felt the slap of a angel wing 'cross my face, 419 00:25:03,950 --> 00:25:07,760 and twice I done had to pull a feather out my own eye. 420 00:25:07,790 --> 00:25:09,160 Just what the hell you yapping 'bout? 421 00:25:09,190 --> 00:25:11,830 I been called, Mercedes, 422 00:25:11,860 --> 00:25:15,830 called to do what them niggas over at Delta Valley Missionary Baptist 423 00:25:15,860 --> 00:25:17,900 won't let me do... 424 00:25:17,930 --> 00:25:19,030 preach. 425 00:25:19,070 --> 00:25:21,770 And what about what I been called to do? 426 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,570 Unless you teaching these little heifers how to twerk for Jesus, 427 00:25:24,610 --> 00:25:26,040 I don't see the purpose. 428 00:25:26,070 --> 00:25:30,050 What if I told you it was the only way I could get Terricka back? 429 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:31,780 What would you say then? 430 00:25:34,650 --> 00:25:37,190 You need to leave Terricka 431 00:25:37,220 --> 00:25:40,920 right where she at, with 'Chelle. 432 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,230 The judge say I got a better chance of getting custody 433 00:25:43,260 --> 00:25:45,730 if I can prove I got a steady job, that I'm a fit mother. 434 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,330 And you think that judge gon' snatch Terricka 435 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,200 up out that big, pretty house and let her come live 436 00:25:50,230 --> 00:25:52,200 with you on the corner of Thugs and Thots? 437 00:25:52,230 --> 00:25:53,340 I thinks not. 438 00:25:54,270 --> 00:25:56,200 Terricka's my daughter. 439 00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,270 No, baby, she 'Chelle's. 440 00:25:59,940 --> 00:26:02,880 Bless a woman twofold who took on the responsibility 441 00:26:02,910 --> 00:26:06,250 of raising another woman's child. 442 00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,150 Must have been hard lookin' in the face 443 00:26:08,180 --> 00:26:11,290 of that man's infidelity every day. 444 00:26:12,150 --> 00:26:16,020 But that's what make a woman godly. 445 00:26:18,030 --> 00:26:20,000 She know how to forgive. 446 00:26:21,100 --> 00:26:23,030 You could learn something from her. 447 00:26:23,970 --> 00:26:27,070 'Chelle's not her mama. 448 00:26:27,100 --> 00:26:28,170 I am. 449 00:26:30,210 --> 00:26:33,280 Are you really ready for that responsibility, 450 00:26:33,310 --> 00:26:35,310 the sacrifice? 451 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:42,180 Well, if given the chance to raise my daughter myself... 452 00:26:43,220 --> 00:26:46,360 ...I'd never be a mama like you. 453 00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:36,240 Gidge, look. 454 00:27:37,070 --> 00:27:41,040 My views done went up, like, 272,683. 455 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,380 Let me see that shit. 456 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,780 I just cannot believe... 457 00:27:44,810 --> 00:27:46,380 Your vajayjay done went viral, girl. 458 00:27:46,420 --> 00:27:48,720 This ain't porn, Jupiter. It's, like, clatchy. 459 00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:50,020 Look, y'all should have stayed at home 460 00:27:50,050 --> 00:27:51,750 if you wanted to go on a date with your fuckin' phones. 461 00:27:51,790 --> 00:27:52,790 Us stay at home? 462 00:27:52,820 --> 00:27:55,090 And where else you gon' find 2K for the bill? 463 00:27:58,990 --> 00:28:00,230 Who the hell invited her? 464 00:28:00,260 --> 00:28:02,300 All right, all right, all right, all right. 465 00:28:02,330 --> 00:28:05,270 Got the lowdown on Miss Mercedes Woodbine. 466 00:28:05,300 --> 00:28:07,870 First thing there's gonna be the 2K. 467 00:28:07,900 --> 00:28:09,400 Yep, we got that. Pony up, bitches. 468 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,970 Hold your horses, now. That's just the base. 469 00:28:12,010 --> 00:28:14,210 Now, there are some outstanding parking tickets 470 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,710 for Mercedes Woodbine in our system. 471 00:28:16,750 --> 00:28:19,350 That on top of several moving violations 472 00:28:19,380 --> 00:28:22,320 that have rolled into several pending warrants, 473 00:28:22,350 --> 00:28:24,920 top that off with the new processing fees, 474 00:28:24,950 --> 00:28:27,020 the excise tax on top of that, 475 00:28:27,060 --> 00:28:28,890 the total total totals 476 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:33,430 $5,358.34 477 00:28:33,460 --> 00:28:34,730 Oh, hell no. 478 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:36,130 This must be some sort of mistake. 479 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,070 Mercedes said they told her it was 2K. 480 00:28:38,100 --> 00:28:41,440 That must have been before processing, but now that's what's in the system. 481 00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:44,240 - You sure? - I'm as sure as sure can be. 482 00:28:44,270 --> 00:28:46,510 Sure as them legs is pretty. 483 00:28:46,740 --> 00:28:48,810 Look, we're just trying to get our girlfriend out of jail. 484 00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:50,950 Well, I'm trying to get her out, too. 485 00:28:50,980 --> 00:28:54,420 Wonder if she is as fine as all y'all. 486 00:28:54,450 --> 00:28:56,890 - Hey, y'all, let's go. - It's fucking men like you 487 00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:58,490 that make hell so full. 488 00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:00,420 I'm just trying to give you bitches a compliment. 489 00:29:00,460 --> 00:29:01,960 - What, bitch? - We don't need nothing from you! 490 00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:04,490 I know you need to get out of my motherfucking office 491 00:29:04,530 --> 00:29:07,330 if you ain't got the money to pay the fucking bail. 492 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:10,070 Seem like the only way you heifers are gon' get her out 493 00:29:10,100 --> 00:29:13,030 is if you put your house down as collateral 494 00:29:13,070 --> 00:29:16,140 or your pussy. 495 00:29:16,170 --> 00:29:17,170 Pussy? 496 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,540 - You know what? - Fuck you! 497 00:29:22,780 --> 00:29:24,180 Bitch. Bitch. 498 00:29:26,010 --> 00:29:28,020 So now what we gonna do? 499 00:29:28,050 --> 00:29:29,850 We ain't got it! 500 00:29:29,890 --> 00:29:31,420 Man, it about to be the first of the month. 501 00:29:31,450 --> 00:29:33,050 We got bills on top of bills. 502 00:29:33,090 --> 00:29:35,020 And with The Pynk 'bout to close, 503 00:29:35,060 --> 00:29:38,060 I don't think not na'an one of us got nothing extra to spare. 504 00:29:38,090 --> 00:29:39,460 - What you said. - Right? 505 00:29:39,490 --> 00:29:41,430 - Well, y'all... - No. 506 00:29:41,460 --> 00:29:43,300 - Guys... - No. 507 00:29:43,330 --> 00:29:46,570 Well, Mercedes would never do that to you. 508 00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:48,970 To any of us. 509 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,010 Maybe, maybe not, 510 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:55,910 but that tab she got with Chucalissa on her, not us. 511 00:29:57,180 --> 00:29:58,380 Come on, Valerie. 512 00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:02,480 Bye, y'all. 513 00:30:05,550 --> 00:30:07,020 They right. 514 00:30:07,060 --> 00:30:08,990 I'm sorry, Gidge. 515 00:30:09,020 --> 00:30:10,230 We tried. 516 00:30:12,860 --> 00:30:14,600 Wait up, y'all! 517 00:30:35,580 --> 00:30:37,420 Would she really have done it for them? 518 00:30:39,290 --> 00:30:40,420 Hell, no. 519 00:30:47,060 --> 00:30:49,460 Her mama took all her stacks. 520 00:30:50,900 --> 00:30:53,440 What would you do if somebody took all your money? 521 00:30:55,900 --> 00:30:56,940 Kill 'em. 522 00:31:09,050 --> 00:31:10,450 God's a bitch. 523 00:31:12,290 --> 00:31:14,120 And She got jokes tonight. 524 00:31:17,260 --> 00:31:20,460 He said, "I'll make you a fisher of men." 525 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:24,900 This girl up here trying to move on with her life 526 00:31:24,930 --> 00:31:27,000 and do right by her child, 527 00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:29,040 and you up here messing her up. 528 00:31:29,070 --> 00:31:32,140 Yeah, I mean, is you any damn good at preachin'? 529 00:31:32,170 --> 00:31:35,540 Nah, she just a pimp tryin' to be a pastor. 530 00:31:35,580 --> 00:31:38,250 - Oh, damn. - Child. 531 00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:44,150 My daughter's right, though. 532 00:31:45,390 --> 00:31:48,690 Wouldn't know it to look at me now and figure that 533 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:50,330 that's where I started... 534 00:31:51,630 --> 00:31:53,300 ...where I began... 535 00:31:54,500 --> 00:31:56,160 ...in the muck... 536 00:31:57,170 --> 00:31:59,070 ...in the valley, 537 00:31:59,100 --> 00:32:02,170 but won't God do it? 538 00:32:03,140 --> 00:32:06,640 I tell you, gals, you can rise 539 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:08,640 up out of it. 540 00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:10,710 Yes, you can. 541 00:32:10,950 --> 00:32:15,480 We're just lilies 542 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,650 In the valley 543 00:32:17,690 --> 00:32:22,420 Bright as the mornin' star 544 00:32:24,390 --> 00:32:25,330 What? 545 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:28,360 Oh, lily 546 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,370 In the valley 547 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:34,240 Bright as the mornin' star 548 00:32:34,270 --> 00:32:38,210 Oh, lily 549 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:41,240 In the valley 550 00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:45,510 Bright as the mornin' star 551 00:32:45,550 --> 00:32:47,980 - Amen - Amen 552 00:32:48,020 --> 00:32:50,390 - Amen - Amen, hey 553 00:32:50,420 --> 00:32:53,190 Amen 554 00:32:53,220 --> 00:32:56,520 Oh, we're just lilies 555 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,030 - In the valley - Oh, yeah. 556 00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:01,700 Bright as the mornin' star 557 00:33:01,730 --> 00:33:04,630 Oh, lily 558 00:33:04,670 --> 00:33:07,340 In the valley 559 00:33:07,370 --> 00:33:09,670 Bright as the mornin' star 560 00:33:09,700 --> 00:33:13,210 Oh, lily 561 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,680 In the valley 562 00:33:15,710 --> 00:33:19,080 Bright as the mornin' star 563 00:33:19,110 --> 00:33:23,750 - Amen, amen - Hey, hey, hey 564 00:33:23,790 --> 00:33:27,090 Amen 565 00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:29,260 Who ready to be saved tonight? 566 00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:34,030 When you been filled with the Holy Spirit, 567 00:33:34,060 --> 00:33:38,230 it feel like the best orgasm in the world, 568 00:33:38,270 --> 00:33:43,200 joy like no man or vibrator can give. 569 00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:44,110 All right. 570 00:33:44,140 --> 00:33:46,270 You talk about how I was a pimp, 571 00:33:46,310 --> 00:33:48,210 but I started lower than that, 572 00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:51,180 on my knees. 573 00:33:51,210 --> 00:33:52,180 Oh, yeah. 574 00:33:52,210 --> 00:33:56,050 And God knows I weren't down there to pray. 575 00:33:56,080 --> 00:34:00,720 I got on my knees so you wouldn't have to. 576 00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:03,760 So don't think you gon' sit up there and judge me. 577 00:34:03,790 --> 00:34:05,460 Amen! 578 00:34:05,490 --> 00:34:09,100 I've been made to feel so low, lookin' up... 579 00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:10,570 it feel like lookin' down. 580 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:13,370 - Oh, yeah! - But God ain't judge me. 581 00:34:14,470 --> 00:34:16,270 He forgives. 582 00:34:16,300 --> 00:34:19,110 - He forgives us all! - Hallelujah! 583 00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:22,740 What done brought you to the valley today? 584 00:34:22,780 --> 00:34:25,150 What you in here for? 585 00:34:25,180 --> 00:34:27,450 You ain't 'posed to ask somebody in jail what they in there for. 586 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:31,120 Child, this ain't jail. This God's house now! 587 00:34:31,150 --> 00:34:33,420 What about you? What you in here for? 588 00:34:33,460 --> 00:34:36,690 I had an ounce of weed on me, and I had to put it in my baby's diaper. 589 00:34:38,460 --> 00:34:40,800 - And you? - I slit somebody neck. 590 00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:44,400 I got a DUI. 591 00:34:44,430 --> 00:34:46,730 - Oh, that ain't so bad. - After I cheated on my husband 592 00:34:46,770 --> 00:34:49,200 with his... 593 00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:50,410 with his mama. 594 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:51,810 What the fuck? 595 00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:53,540 "Judge not, ye shall not be judged." 596 00:34:53,580 --> 00:34:56,340 - Forgive me, Lord. - Although she need to be judged. 597 00:34:57,510 --> 00:35:01,250 All sins can be forgiven, all scars healed, 598 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:04,690 all bridges mended, every soul saved 599 00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:09,690 'cause my God is a God of second chances. 600 00:35:10,690 --> 00:35:11,830 See, there, 'Cedes? 601 00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:14,160 This is God's plan. 602 00:35:14,700 --> 00:35:16,830 You have to let Him use you. 603 00:35:17,530 --> 00:35:19,200 Bow to His will. 604 00:35:20,370 --> 00:35:22,340 Join hands with me 605 00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:26,370 at the Breath of Life Full Gospel Baptist Tabernacle. 606 00:35:27,240 --> 00:35:30,880 Come, my daughters. Forgive me. 607 00:35:30,910 --> 00:35:32,280 Forgive me, Lord. 608 00:35:32,310 --> 00:35:34,720 No. No. 609 00:35:36,380 --> 00:35:38,350 Forgive me. 610 00:35:53,570 --> 00:35:54,770 Forgive me. 611 00:36:17,690 --> 00:36:18,760 Mama... 612 00:36:20,630 --> 00:36:22,600 ...you dead to me. 613 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:26,830 Mercedes Woodbine. 614 00:36:26,870 --> 00:36:28,600 You made bail. 615 00:37:41,780 --> 00:37:42,880 Where Gidget? 616 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:44,680 Keyshawn? 617 00:37:45,510 --> 00:37:46,710 Get in. 618 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:40,400 Where to? 619 00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:43,910 Anywhere but here. 620 00:38:50,580 --> 00:38:53,550 He said, "Y'all, if you want to survive, you got to go..." 621 00:38:53,580 --> 00:38:55,520 He says, "Well, I'ma go..." 622 00:38:55,550 --> 00:38:56,680 He said, "You gonna go...?" 623 00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:57,720 He said, "I don't know about it." 624 00:38:57,750 --> 00:39:00,720 So the big silverback jumped up and said... 625 00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:02,590 And Bill said, "Okay." 626 00:39:04,430 --> 00:39:07,530 Boy, white folks tell some strange stories, man. 627 00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:09,030 Jonah, now, you know what you got to do. 628 00:39:09,060 --> 00:39:11,930 Look, all right, give my godson the Chucalissa chop, all right? 629 00:39:11,970 --> 00:39:16,900 That line gotta be so tight, now, for this Cotton Harvest Ball tonight. 630 00:39:16,940 --> 00:39:18,540 Let's take this picture now. 631 00:39:20,710 --> 00:39:22,740 - Chucalissa chop. - That's right. 632 00:39:22,780 --> 00:39:25,410 And I'm taking all my nephews and nieces down there next week 633 00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:27,050 to the new Tydell Ruffin Park. 634 00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:28,820 You better, 'cause I'm gonna have a bounce house down there 635 00:39:28,850 --> 00:39:31,020 and everything to celebrate. 636 00:39:31,050 --> 00:39:35,390 Look, I done told y'all I was gon' turn this city around 637 00:39:35,420 --> 00:39:37,760 as soon as I got elected. 638 00:39:37,790 --> 00:39:39,430 Keep my promises. 639 00:39:45,100 --> 00:39:46,930 Shouldn't you be at the beauty shop? 640 00:39:47,570 --> 00:39:48,470 No. 641 00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,810 I'm right where I needs to be... 642 00:39:52,910 --> 00:39:54,980 ...'cause it's about to be a chop right here. 643 00:40:01,780 --> 00:40:03,680 Now, Mayor Ruffin, you know I loves to decorate 644 00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:05,990 my fine establishment in the color pink. 645 00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:11,660 But this notice right here about to find itself wiping my ass. 646 00:40:12,730 --> 00:40:15,000 Ain't my fault you can't run no business. 647 00:40:15,030 --> 00:40:18,870 Forcin' deserving folk off they property is not a way to run a city. 648 00:40:18,900 --> 00:40:21,670 Your establishment is a blight on this town. 649 00:40:21,700 --> 00:40:23,140 A community blight? 650 00:40:23,170 --> 00:40:25,010 That's why you forced a foreclosure? 651 00:40:26,010 --> 00:40:27,710 I been a help to this city. 652 00:40:29,910 --> 00:40:30,810 No. 653 00:40:30,850 --> 00:40:32,810 Chucalissa is gon' be walking into a new day, 654 00:40:32,850 --> 00:40:35,950 and some places just gots to join hands with history. 655 00:40:35,980 --> 00:40:37,450 You trying to erase folk. 656 00:40:37,490 --> 00:40:40,890 Well, look, some niggas need to be erased. 657 00:40:46,060 --> 00:40:47,530 You know, I wonder if... 658 00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:50,500 ...Jonah, Jonah Jenkins 659 00:40:50,530 --> 00:40:53,940 like to know that the Promised Land Equities' is offering his barbershop 660 00:40:53,970 --> 00:40:56,140 half of what they offering them white folks 661 00:40:56,170 --> 00:40:58,540 for they barbershop over on Kalb Avenue. 662 00:40:59,970 --> 00:41:01,710 And how you privy to that? 663 00:41:05,910 --> 00:41:08,150 Land appraisal chart right here. 664 00:41:09,650 --> 00:41:11,120 Perhaps. 665 00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:17,760 If you think that any of us gon' care 666 00:41:17,790 --> 00:41:20,860 about what this he-she-it freak show got to say, 667 00:41:20,900 --> 00:41:22,500 don't fool yourself. 668 00:41:22,530 --> 00:41:26,870 Auction is only two weeks away, and your ass gon' be on the block. 669 00:41:29,170 --> 00:41:33,170 Are you gon' buy it, or is it gon' be Andre? 670 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:36,910 'Cause I heard he don't never pay for it. 671 00:41:37,910 --> 00:41:39,510 Ain't that right, Andre? 672 00:41:40,620 --> 00:41:44,520 You are a tumor in this town, 673 00:41:44,550 --> 00:41:47,590 and I am just counting the motherfucking minutes 674 00:41:47,620 --> 00:41:50,960 till I can cut you the fuck out. 675 00:41:51,930 --> 00:41:55,760 Now, you can tell Eloise the rest of your complaint, 676 00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:59,100 and I'll make sure the mayor's office get right on it. 677 00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:10,950 I bet it will. 678 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:26,790 How in the hell did that thing 679 00:42:26,830 --> 00:42:29,760 get a confidential land appraisal chart? 680 00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:35,900 Is you fuckin' Uncle Clifford? 681 00:42:35,940 --> 00:42:37,640 No! 682 00:42:37,670 --> 00:42:42,340 Well, somebody done slid up in more than just your DMs to get this. 683 00:42:42,580 --> 00:42:44,710 Somebody must have slid up on your dick. 684 00:42:44,750 --> 00:42:46,180 - I ain't fuck anybody. - Well, look, you know what? 685 00:42:46,210 --> 00:42:50,050 Whatever you done is you and your wife's business. 686 00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:51,950 I just want to know how you gon' let something 687 00:42:51,990 --> 00:42:53,290 like this out of your sight, boy? 688 00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:57,190 I think I may have left it somewhere in The Pynk. 689 00:42:57,220 --> 00:42:59,690 Look, now, I done been in a whole lot of hole-in-the-walls, 690 00:42:59,730 --> 00:43:01,760 but I ain't never lost no paperwork up in no coochie. 691 00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:04,330 The only reason I was even in that place, 692 00:43:04,370 --> 00:43:06,630 that's where people here want to do business. 693 00:43:06,670 --> 00:43:10,640 - Corbin K--. - Spare me the motherfucking bullshit. 694 00:43:10,670 --> 00:43:14,310 Now, Uncle Clifford done fucked you and probably fucked the whole deal. 695 00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:19,280 - Mayor Ruffin? - Unh? 696 00:43:19,310 --> 00:43:20,920 We've arrived. 697 00:43:20,950 --> 00:43:23,990 Now, you close that Kyle farm deal. 698 00:43:24,020 --> 00:43:28,090 And I got to go up in here in this fucking Cotton Harvest Ball 699 00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:30,860 kiki with these motherfucking crackers 700 00:43:30,890 --> 00:43:33,160 to get this fucking casino done. 701 00:43:33,190 --> 00:43:35,000 Me and you don't do the do, 702 00:43:35,030 --> 00:43:36,900 this casino deal ain't gonna happen. 703 00:43:36,930 --> 00:43:39,700 Now, you finish it before I do. 704 00:43:40,740 --> 00:43:41,840 Nigga. 705 00:43:45,410 --> 00:43:47,840 Hey, now, all right. 706 00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:49,340 Let's get on in here, now. 707 00:44:17,740 --> 00:44:20,240 I see you, Miss Mississippi. 708 00:44:54,010 --> 00:44:56,880 Y'all give it up for our girl Miss Mississippi, man. 709 00:44:59,010 --> 00:45:00,880 She gone be the next Black Chyna, y'all. 710 00:45:05,490 --> 00:45:07,420 You mean you can't move some more money round? 711 00:45:07,460 --> 00:45:10,990 I've been robbing Peter to pay Paul, man, but these books are a mess. 712 00:45:11,030 --> 00:45:11,930 Shit. 713 00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:15,730 Well, you best rob Peter to pay Pamiesha, 'cause we ain't gonna go down... 714 00:45:22,070 --> 00:45:24,440 Now, how little nigga know how to get back here? 715 00:45:26,810 --> 00:45:29,980 - Ain't it about time for your break? - I ain't had a break since 1999. 716 00:45:30,010 --> 00:45:31,250 Nigga! 717 00:45:51,830 --> 00:45:53,170 Can I help you with something? 718 00:45:54,140 --> 00:45:55,500 I got another complaint. 719 00:45:55,540 --> 00:45:58,810 Well, the complaint box is by the exit, 720 00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:02,080 but since you back here, I guess I can make a note for management. 721 00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:04,480 So that's how it's gon' be, huh? 722 00:46:05,780 --> 00:46:07,520 Just gon' act like nothing happened last night? 723 00:46:07,550 --> 00:46:11,320 Look, I just got kind of carried away. 724 00:46:11,350 --> 00:46:12,450 I saw. 725 00:46:14,220 --> 00:46:15,360 So did I. 726 00:46:16,490 --> 00:46:17,830 I wanted to do it again, 727 00:46:17,860 --> 00:46:19,860 but when I woke up on that couch, you was gone. 728 00:46:21,030 --> 00:46:23,260 I got too much on my plate for any kind of... 729 00:46:23,300 --> 00:46:24,430 I heard. 730 00:46:24,470 --> 00:46:26,530 You know, word on the street's y'all is closing. 731 00:46:26,570 --> 00:46:27,500 Yeah. 732 00:46:29,070 --> 00:46:31,070 I got to find a way to plug up this boat. 733 00:46:31,110 --> 00:46:33,040 Cliff, my nigga, you look pressed? 734 00:46:33,870 --> 00:46:36,940 Need to let somebody take you on up out this office for a minute. 735 00:46:36,980 --> 00:46:41,550 You know, maybe take you somewhere. 736 00:46:41,580 --> 00:46:45,420 Child, now, you know good and goddamn well 737 00:46:45,450 --> 00:46:48,190 that me and you ain't meant for the outside. 738 00:46:48,220 --> 00:46:51,230 So that's how it's always gon' be? We just gon' suck and fuck in the dark? 739 00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:56,930 Where you want to take me to, Lil Murda? 740 00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:58,100 LaMarques. 741 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,240 Okay. 742 00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:03,940 LaMarques. 743 00:47:06,410 --> 00:47:07,610 Where we going? 744 00:47:08,380 --> 00:47:10,210 Do you want to go on a romantic walk down by the river? 745 00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:11,210 If that's what you want. 746 00:47:11,250 --> 00:47:14,480 Okay, well, the last two faggots did that found theyselves floating up in it. 747 00:47:15,850 --> 00:47:17,380 You want to take me over to the Hot Wing Castle 748 00:47:17,420 --> 00:47:19,090 for that lemon pepper wet? 749 00:47:20,050 --> 00:47:22,120 The last two dykes did that found their booty holes 750 00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:23,890 turnt out by a train of truckers. 751 00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:25,560 - That ain't gon... - LaMarques... 752 00:47:26,430 --> 00:47:27,560 ...where... 753 00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:30,560 ...you gonna take me? 754 00:47:34,100 --> 00:47:36,100 I advise you to take me nowhere. 755 00:47:41,010 --> 00:47:42,880 Just tell me where you want to go. 756 00:47:42,910 --> 00:47:44,210 I don't do dates. 757 00:47:44,250 --> 00:47:46,150 There's a first time for everything. 758 00:47:49,180 --> 00:47:51,590 Hey, they playing your song again, okay. 759 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:54,360 Yours. 760 00:48:08,300 --> 00:48:09,600 Oh, my goodness. 761 00:48:10,470 --> 00:48:13,470 This dude all up in my DM asking if my coochie is shaved. 762 00:48:13,510 --> 00:48:17,380 I'm like, "Nigga, where they do that at?" 763 00:48:17,410 --> 00:48:21,480 I'm a grown woman, and I stay with a little landing strip. 764 00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:24,590 My, my, how things change. 765 00:48:24,620 --> 00:48:26,290 Did you say something, Toy? 766 00:48:26,990 --> 00:48:29,590 I was just remarking on your glow-up, Keyshawn. 767 00:48:29,620 --> 00:48:30,660 Look good on you. 768 00:48:31,490 --> 00:48:33,190 Thanks. 769 00:48:33,230 --> 00:48:35,160 I get, like, 50 likes a minute. 770 00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:37,100 This joker gone more than viral. 771 00:48:37,130 --> 00:48:39,330 I bet aliens even looking at it. 772 00:48:40,930 --> 00:48:45,210 Keyshawn, Diamond said Derrick out there with the baby. 773 00:48:55,380 --> 00:48:58,020 Derrick done seen that video yet? 774 00:48:58,050 --> 00:49:01,060 If the aliens done seen it, I'm sure he's seen it. 775 00:49:25,310 --> 00:49:26,380 Keyshawn. 776 00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:30,550 Why you coming out looking all naked? 777 00:49:30,580 --> 00:49:33,020 I was running out here real quick to get Regal. 778 00:49:36,660 --> 00:49:40,130 You know, now that I'm back at the shop, 779 00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:42,200 you don't have to work here no more. 780 00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:46,670 I mean, you could stay at home. 781 00:49:46,700 --> 00:49:50,200 - I don't want to stay at home, Derrick. - Fuck, Keyshawn. 782 00:49:53,540 --> 00:49:55,340 Why won't you just let me take care of you? 783 00:49:55,380 --> 00:49:58,250 Pays the bills, Derrick, that's it. 784 00:50:07,090 --> 00:50:08,490 You sure that's it? 785 00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:09,590 That's it. 786 00:50:10,690 --> 00:50:13,030 I see why you blowing up, though. 787 00:50:14,430 --> 00:50:15,760 The video. 788 00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:22,270 You... 789 00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:25,710 You look beautiful. 790 00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,450 Who watch Regal when you dance? 791 00:50:37,550 --> 00:50:39,450 Everybody do. 792 00:51:13,490 --> 00:51:15,120 Oh, fuck. 793 00:51:22,100 --> 00:51:24,130 Okay, it's okay. Hey, hey, I'ma go talk to her. 794 00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:25,670 - I'll go to talk to her. - Let me handle her. 795 00:51:34,810 --> 00:51:36,180 Okay. 796 00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:54,460 What you getting drunk off of now? 797 00:51:54,500 --> 00:51:56,160 Your favorite... 798 00:51:56,830 --> 00:51:57,870 ...Kool-Aid. 799 00:51:57,900 --> 00:52:00,300 Bitch, this just purdee sugar. 800 00:52:00,330 --> 00:52:02,240 Better sugar than alcohol. 801 00:52:02,270 --> 00:52:03,640 Cold turkey, huh? 802 00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:06,370 Same way you stop stripping. 803 00:52:06,870 --> 00:52:10,210 One day, you wake up, and it's time. 804 00:52:10,710 --> 00:52:12,210 I ain't going back. 805 00:52:21,790 --> 00:52:25,390 Once upon a time, I ran out of a door, and I never looked back. 806 00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:30,230 Thought I had the ultimate plan. 807 00:52:31,870 --> 00:52:33,770 But I took a wrong turn. 808 00:52:37,740 --> 00:52:39,570 And the waters overtook me. 809 00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:50,550 I tried to grab her. 810 00:52:55,260 --> 00:52:57,220 But God had other plans. 811 00:53:02,230 --> 00:53:03,600 I searched for her... 812 00:53:04,530 --> 00:53:06,270 ...for three days... 813 00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:09,440 ...and three nights. 814 00:53:12,240 --> 00:53:14,410 I wanted to die, Mercedes. 815 00:53:15,910 --> 00:53:17,910 I deserved to die. 816 00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:25,290 But then this... 817 00:53:26,290 --> 00:53:27,620 ...suitcase... 818 00:53:28,620 --> 00:53:30,660 ...came riding in. 819 00:53:35,260 --> 00:53:38,430 And inside it was a new life. 820 00:53:41,470 --> 00:53:44,440 Life is just a long day's journey into tomorrow. 821 00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:48,940 You just got to make it through the long, dark nights. 822 00:53:49,980 --> 00:53:52,250 They say God is a God of second chances. 823 00:53:53,650 --> 00:53:55,480 I'm gon' pay you back that bail money. 824 00:53:57,990 --> 00:53:59,490 You don't need to pay me back... 825 00:54:01,290 --> 00:54:03,490 ...'cause I got more where that came from. 826 00:54:16,340 --> 00:54:19,540 Bitch, why the fuck you stripping, you got all this scrilla? 827 00:54:19,570 --> 00:54:20,840 'Cause I like it. 828 00:54:22,340 --> 00:54:24,980 I can run you ten stacks by the end of the week. 829 00:54:25,010 --> 00:54:26,350 Ten stacks? 830 00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:30,650 Okay, and then I'm out, 831 00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:34,290 'cause I know better enough than to deal with finessin' ass hoes for long. 832 00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:35,360 It ain't a scam. 833 00:54:36,420 --> 00:54:37,520 It's... 834 00:54:38,690 --> 00:54:39,990 ...retribution. 835 00:54:45,700 --> 00:54:46,870 Okay. 836 00:54:48,500 --> 00:54:49,900 What I got to do? 837 00:54:56,380 --> 00:54:57,380 Bitch... 838 00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:00,850 You bets put down my stripper name. 839 00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:03,320 What? Mercedes ain't your stripper name? 840 00:55:03,350 --> 00:55:05,920 Like Uncle Clifford say, what's the last thing you ate 841 00:55:05,950 --> 00:55:07,990 and the color of your underwear? 842 00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:12,030 We gon' need IDs. 843 00:55:12,060 --> 00:55:13,630 I know this man named Mane that can hook us up. 844 00:55:13,660 --> 00:55:15,630 - You trust him? - He ain't no snitch. 845 00:55:15,660 --> 00:55:17,860 Why you think he steady stay in jail? 846 00:55:17,900 --> 00:55:19,730 How many you need? 847 00:55:19,770 --> 00:55:21,000 Ten. 848 00:55:21,030 --> 00:55:22,040 Okay. 849 00:55:23,370 --> 00:55:25,040 Crystal S. Flowers? 850 00:55:25,070 --> 00:55:26,770 So you ate a crystal? 851 00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:30,080 Bitch, don't tell me you been in Chucalissa 852 00:55:30,110 --> 00:55:31,650 and you ain't been to Krystal's yet?