1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:17,685 --> 00:01:22,122 20, 40, 60, 80... 4 00:01:23,123 --> 00:01:24,759 -I'm telling you, Linda. -...100. 5 00:01:24,891 --> 00:01:28,596 It'll be all about the Internet, this will pay off big time. 6 00:01:28,729 --> 00:01:29,963 Uh-huh? 7 00:01:32,366 --> 00:01:34,834 You know how many people are online? 8 00:01:34,968 --> 00:01:39,105 35,977,000. 9 00:01:42,777 --> 00:01:46,614 I'm just saying that people are gonna go crazy over this. 10 00:01:46,747 --> 00:01:50,016 I mean, look at David. He loves those computers. 11 00:01:50,850 --> 00:01:52,586 Where is he anyway? 12 00:01:53,421 --> 00:01:54,954 Where do you think? 13 00:01:55,088 --> 00:01:58,858 In the basement again? I'm getting worried about him. 14 00:02:30,924 --> 00:02:32,326 Gosh. 15 00:02:32,460 --> 00:02:35,128 Sorry, I didn't mean to frighten you. 16 00:02:35,262 --> 00:02:37,163 It's past your bedtime, okay? 17 00:02:37,298 --> 00:02:41,134 So say good-night to your cyber friends and you get to bed, okay? 18 00:03:09,129 --> 00:03:12,932 Why are you so mean? 19 00:05:39,313 --> 00:05:41,782 Ellis, hands off the keyboard! 20 00:05:42,950 --> 00:05:47,388 Engaging with trolls is like the worst possible use of your energy. 21 00:05:49,523 --> 00:05:51,592 You're doing your angry typing thing again. 22 00:05:51,725 --> 00:05:53,961 Okay. I'll just delete his comment then. 23 00:05:54,093 --> 00:05:56,195 Oh, yeah, I'm sure that's the last time you'll hear about it. 24 00:05:56,330 --> 00:05:57,398 Oh, my God, so I should-- 25 00:05:57,531 --> 00:05:59,600 -Ignore it! -Ignore it! 26 00:05:59,733 --> 00:06:02,903 If you feed the trolls, they will grow in power and destroy you. 27 00:06:05,039 --> 00:06:07,408 - Okay. Have any of you got this email? - What email? 28 00:06:07,541 --> 00:06:09,610 No, what is it? 29 00:06:09,743 --> 00:06:13,079 Ah, cool, it's one of those things where if you look at it long enough, 30 00:06:13,212 --> 00:06:15,349 you'll see a picture. 31 00:06:18,752 --> 00:06:20,219 Oh, my God. 32 00:06:21,087 --> 00:06:22,656 Were you filming that? 33 00:06:23,357 --> 00:06:24,858 That was trendworthy. 34 00:06:24,992 --> 00:06:27,561 Hey, BuzzFeeders! Quick word. 35 00:06:27,695 --> 00:06:31,432 Uh, just read an article about a young man 36 00:06:31,565 --> 00:06:33,834 who woke up after being in a coma for 21 years. 37 00:06:35,536 --> 00:06:37,438 Here's the uncool part, I read it on Vice! 38 00:06:37,571 --> 00:06:39,473 Oh, dude. 39 00:06:39,607 --> 00:06:42,076 Come on! Guys, we should be on that. 40 00:06:42,208 --> 00:06:43,711 This is our kind of shit! 41 00:06:43,844 --> 00:06:46,580 Uh, "27 Surprising Places to Eat in New York City 42 00:06:46,714 --> 00:06:48,549 if You've Just Woken Up From a Coma." 43 00:06:48,682 --> 00:06:50,985 But better, obviously. 44 00:06:51,117 --> 00:06:52,586 Adam E. 45 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:54,555 Just going over your performance metrics 46 00:06:54,688 --> 00:06:58,659 and the general audience sentiment shows that your content is, 47 00:06:58,792 --> 00:07:00,828 well, for lack of better words, relatable AF. 48 00:07:00,961 --> 00:07:04,064 Here's the less good part, not as great, 49 00:07:04,197 --> 00:07:05,666 your reach is kind of lame. 50 00:07:05,799 --> 00:07:07,034 It's not a criticism, 51 00:07:07,166 --> 00:07:08,369 it's just something to consider. 52 00:07:08,502 --> 00:07:10,337 We'd like to get those numbers up. 53 00:07:10,471 --> 00:07:13,707 For example, right now your views are lagging way behind Norris's lists. 54 00:07:14,108 --> 00:07:15,342 Yes! 55 00:07:15,476 --> 00:07:17,845 I knew my "Top Ten Buffy Episodes 56 00:07:17,978 --> 00:07:19,546 and What Your Favorite Says About You" 57 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:21,782 would totally slay. 58 00:07:21,915 --> 00:07:24,885 Get it, slay? Like-- you know, like vampire slayer. 59 00:07:25,019 --> 00:07:26,920 Yes! I'm dead, I'm so dead. It's sick, huh? 60 00:07:27,054 --> 00:07:30,090 - You've been sitting on that one. 61 00:07:30,224 --> 00:07:31,792 Yeah, I have. Yeah, I wanted to-- 62 00:07:31,925 --> 00:07:33,560 I wanted to raise the stakes up so, just for-- 63 00:07:33,694 --> 00:07:35,562 Oh, that's two! For you. Yeah, boom. 64 00:07:35,696 --> 00:07:38,499 Very funny, Norris. But you don't have to celebrate it, okay? 65 00:07:38,632 --> 00:07:40,901 Take the compliment, internalize it. Absolutely. 66 00:07:41,035 --> 00:07:42,336 Feel good about it. Yeah. 67 00:07:42,469 --> 00:07:43,671 But we don't want to make people feel bad. 68 00:07:43,804 --> 00:07:45,072 Absolutely. Lock it up. 69 00:07:45,239 --> 00:07:47,775 You're behind that pun machine. 70 00:07:47,908 --> 00:07:49,610 Way behind. 71 00:07:49,743 --> 00:07:52,946 I'd love to see some more authentic original content from you. 72 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:55,149 - Yeah. -People really dig when you reveal 73 00:07:55,282 --> 00:07:57,685 -the funny, painful truth about stuff. -Right. 74 00:07:57,818 --> 00:08:01,488 Yeah? So maybe try that, yeah? Cool. Okay, Evelyn, great. 75 00:08:05,859 --> 00:08:09,163 He said the same thing to Carmen two weeks ago. 76 00:08:09,296 --> 00:08:11,832 Carmen who got fired a week ago? 77 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:14,902 -Yeah. -Yeah. 78 00:08:15,903 --> 00:08:17,938 But it's gonna be okay. 79 00:08:21,542 --> 00:08:23,343 "Try to make your comics have more pain-- 80 00:08:23,477 --> 00:08:25,479 but funny pain." 81 00:08:25,612 --> 00:08:28,015 "But not so funny they lose the pain." 82 00:08:28,148 --> 00:08:29,450 Oh, come on, you can do that. 83 00:08:29,583 --> 00:08:31,385 "You make it relatable and inclusive." 84 00:08:31,518 --> 00:08:35,622 Inclusive? AKA, gay. 85 00:08:35,756 --> 00:08:36,824 Gay. 86 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:42,563 You were pretty restless last night. 87 00:08:44,531 --> 00:08:45,866 Yeah? Yeah. 88 00:08:48,869 --> 00:08:51,271 Adam, I can sleep back at my own place. 89 00:08:51,405 --> 00:08:53,474 You know, you can just tell me. 90 00:08:54,908 --> 00:08:58,378 No, it's not that. Really, it's not that. 91 00:08:59,980 --> 00:09:01,682 I was thinking, 92 00:09:01,815 --> 00:09:04,318 I know that you and your mom aren't close, 93 00:09:04,451 --> 00:09:07,988 but maybe it's time I got to meet her. 94 00:09:09,123 --> 00:09:10,524 If-- If you want. 95 00:09:11,525 --> 00:09:13,761 I don't know. I-- I, um... 96 00:09:15,329 --> 00:09:16,964 You don't want to meet my mom. 97 00:09:19,032 --> 00:09:22,102 You think I'm crazy, you ain't seen nothing. 98 00:09:22,736 --> 00:09:24,471 You know I love you, right? 99 00:09:36,283 --> 00:09:40,221 I know it's only been a few hours, but I think I love you. 100 00:09:42,122 --> 00:09:44,725 Oh, shit, he's responding. "I think I love you too." 101 00:09:44,858 --> 00:09:46,627 Yo, he loves you, he loves you! 102 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:49,029 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 103 00:09:49,163 --> 00:09:50,964 Do you wanna hold me? 104 00:09:54,201 --> 00:09:55,636 Ew. 105 00:09:55,769 --> 00:09:57,805 Do you wanna make out with a 14-year-old boy? 106 00:10:02,142 --> 00:10:05,212 And we're blocked. Yes! 107 00:10:05,345 --> 00:10:08,549 Okay. Sports Chat? 108 00:10:09,416 --> 00:10:10,584 This one. 109 00:10:10,717 --> 00:10:13,687 "Hi, I'm David. Ask me anything." 110 00:10:13,821 --> 00:10:18,692 "Chat room rules. No bullying. No bad language." What? 111 00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:21,094 Yeah, this guy's asking for it. 112 00:10:21,929 --> 00:10:24,932 "Ask only two questions, but never three." 113 00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:27,434 Dude, this is hilarious. 114 00:10:28,303 --> 00:10:29,536 All right. 115 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:34,575 Dear David, why are you such a loser? 116 00:10:36,376 --> 00:10:39,079 "I think you'd both like me if you gave me a chance." 117 00:10:39,213 --> 00:10:41,381 What-- Wait, how does he know there's two of us? 118 00:10:41,515 --> 00:10:44,685 Chill out, man. He's probably doing exactly what we're doing. 119 00:10:44,818 --> 00:10:48,355 Tell me why a loser like you shouldn't blow your brains out. 120 00:10:48,488 --> 00:10:50,190 Dude, that's pretty dark. 121 00:10:50,325 --> 00:10:53,427 Come on, man. No one takes this shit serious. 122 00:10:56,597 --> 00:10:59,334 "So I'll live to see you die." 123 00:10:59,466 --> 00:11:00,901 Dear David-- Maybe let's not. 124 00:11:01,034 --> 00:11:02,736 He said not to ask three questions. 125 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:05,005 Maybe you shouldn't be such a pussy. 126 00:11:05,505 --> 00:11:06,406 Whatever. 127 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:08,075 How am I going to die? 128 00:11:10,944 --> 00:11:14,548 "Alone, afraid, and wetting your bed." 129 00:11:17,484 --> 00:11:19,354 -What? Yo, that's-- -Dude. 130 00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:27,094 Dude, let's just watch Riverdale. 131 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:30,731 -Are you bugging out because of this creep? -No. 132 00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:43,076 Oh, my God. And Beatrice? 133 00:11:43,210 --> 00:11:45,012 She just got fired as editor of Teen Vogue Online. 134 00:11:45,145 --> 00:11:46,747 Now I'm fourth in line to replace her. 135 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:49,416 Oh! It's like Game of Thrones, 136 00:11:49,549 --> 00:11:51,585 but for a fashion-savvy social warrior. 137 00:11:51,718 --> 00:11:52,953 Here's to that. 138 00:11:54,222 --> 00:11:57,024 And Adam, at least you'll have plenty of introvert work-from-home time 139 00:11:57,157 --> 00:11:58,525 once Kyle's gone. 140 00:11:58,659 --> 00:12:01,628 Yes. Wait, what? What do you mean? 141 00:12:04,631 --> 00:12:06,433 I'm flying out to Arkansas tonight. 142 00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:09,036 Your mom! My mom's hysterectomy. 143 00:12:09,169 --> 00:12:11,905 I'm gonna help out until my sisters can get there. 144 00:12:12,039 --> 00:12:13,540 Right. Sorry. 145 00:12:13,674 --> 00:12:15,475 Well, it might do you some good. 146 00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:18,612 No distractions. Except the Internet. 147 00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:24,551 - Another drink? - Yes, please. 148 00:12:26,153 --> 00:12:28,423 Hey, I am so sorry. That was super messed up. 149 00:12:28,555 --> 00:12:30,624 I do remember, I promise. 150 00:12:30,757 --> 00:12:33,660 It's okay. All right? I get it. All right? 151 00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:35,796 We both have a lot going on right now. 152 00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:36,997 But this, 153 00:12:37,998 --> 00:12:40,834 we gotta maintain a full signal between us 154 00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:43,070 or else the call gets dropped. 155 00:12:43,203 --> 00:12:44,471 I don't want that. 156 00:12:44,604 --> 00:12:45,672 Me neither. 157 00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:46,540 Okay. 158 00:12:46,673 --> 00:12:48,175 Yeah. I'm sorry. 159 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:49,543 It's okay. 160 00:15:19,626 --> 00:15:20,894 Ping! 161 00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:23,331 Fuckin' twat. 162 00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:34,841 Why don't you die in a fire? 163 00:15:37,445 --> 00:15:39,380 Don't judge me, you're not my mom. 164 00:15:40,381 --> 00:15:42,983 Sometimes you gotta troll the trolls. 165 00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:53,727 Internet... 166 00:15:53,860 --> 00:15:56,096 educate him. 167 00:16:21,622 --> 00:16:23,424 See? 168 00:16:23,558 --> 00:16:25,259 I'm relatable AF. 169 00:17:04,965 --> 00:17:06,467 I love you too. 170 00:17:09,869 --> 00:17:11,871 Oh, my God. 171 00:17:13,139 --> 00:17:15,509 Are you hungry? 172 00:17:18,379 --> 00:17:20,947 All right. Come on. 173 00:17:23,183 --> 00:17:26,119 I should drink and post more often. 174 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:02,423 Please stand away from the platform edge. 175 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:41,422 Shit. 176 00:19:47,762 --> 00:19:49,162 Thanks, man. 177 00:19:52,899 --> 00:19:54,934 Baby steps. Baby steps. 178 00:22:06,433 --> 00:22:08,167 I really didn't sleep well this weekend. 179 00:22:08,302 --> 00:22:09,937 Lonely without Kyle already? 180 00:22:10,069 --> 00:22:11,272 I had sleep paralysis. 181 00:22:11,405 --> 00:22:13,206 Hmm? It's where you wake up, 182 00:22:13,340 --> 00:22:15,409 but you can't move, but you can see. 183 00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:17,511 That's a real thing? Mm-hmm. 184 00:22:17,645 --> 00:22:19,380 Yeah, I haven't had it since my final year of college. 185 00:22:19,513 --> 00:22:21,180 It's, like, stress-related or something, 186 00:22:21,315 --> 00:22:24,251 but they say you can see things because... 187 00:22:24,385 --> 00:22:25,819 your brain is still dreaming. 188 00:22:25,953 --> 00:22:28,756 Mm-hmm. But I've never had it that bad before. 189 00:22:29,356 --> 00:22:30,858 I don't know, it-- 190 00:22:31,792 --> 00:22:34,328 it just felt very real, you know? 191 00:22:35,496 --> 00:22:37,965 Did you want me to come over at night to protect you? 192 00:22:39,967 --> 00:22:41,368 I think I'll be fine. 193 00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:39,125 Adam! 194 00:23:52,473 --> 00:23:55,376 You've seen my son, Dear David, haven't you? 195 00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:01,515 Dear David. 196 00:24:03,083 --> 00:24:04,652 You saw him. 197 00:24:07,221 --> 00:24:08,589 What does he want? 198 00:24:10,924 --> 00:24:14,762 You can ask him, but only two questions. 199 00:24:15,663 --> 00:24:16,697 Never three. 200 00:24:18,699 --> 00:24:19,733 Why? 201 00:24:20,768 --> 00:24:22,168 Ask him yourself. 202 00:24:49,096 --> 00:24:50,397 David? 203 00:25:22,663 --> 00:25:24,231 What are you doing tonight? 204 00:25:26,233 --> 00:25:28,068 This one says the ghost of a masturbating chimp 205 00:25:28,202 --> 00:25:31,739 roams the hallways of their stately home. 206 00:25:32,606 --> 00:25:35,309 There are actually a lot of weirdos out there. 207 00:25:37,377 --> 00:25:40,013 Not you. You're under a lot of pressure. 208 00:25:40,147 --> 00:25:41,248 Hmm. 209 00:25:41,381 --> 00:25:43,383 It's your turn. Okay. 210 00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:48,422 I feel like this game is trying to tell me something. 211 00:25:48,555 --> 00:25:49,790 What do you think? 212 00:25:50,958 --> 00:25:52,459 A hundred percent. Hmm. 213 00:25:52,593 --> 00:25:54,361 That you're a total failure. I'm a total failure. 214 00:25:54,495 --> 00:25:55,829 Mm-hmm. Yeah, thought so. 215 00:25:55,963 --> 00:25:57,831 You should have let me bring my Ouija board over. 216 00:25:57,965 --> 00:26:00,968 Then we'd really figure out what's bothering you. 217 00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:03,871 I'm not trying to invite more paranormal activity, 218 00:26:04,004 --> 00:26:05,139 thank you very much. 219 00:26:12,412 --> 00:26:13,981 It's just the cats. 220 00:26:18,852 --> 00:26:20,053 Are you serious? 221 00:26:22,055 --> 00:26:25,359 Ellis. Oh, my God. 222 00:26:30,798 --> 00:26:32,466 -That's really weird. -What is? 223 00:26:32,599 --> 00:26:34,301 They don't want me to touch it. 224 00:26:34,434 --> 00:26:36,537 - Oh! - No! 225 00:26:41,508 --> 00:26:43,677 It's just a camera. 226 00:26:50,751 --> 00:26:54,555 It even takes photos like a real camera. 227 00:26:54,688 --> 00:26:56,723 I should go and get some work done. 228 00:26:59,927 --> 00:27:01,395 Get some sleep. 229 00:27:01,528 --> 00:27:04,565 Dream of hot men, not dead boys. 230 00:27:28,856 --> 00:27:30,490 Hey, you. How's it going? 231 00:27:30,624 --> 00:27:32,192 My mom's home, she's good. 232 00:27:32,293 --> 00:27:34,728 Although struggling to go number two. 233 00:27:34,862 --> 00:27:36,530 We bought her all kinds of fiber supplements... 234 00:27:36,663 --> 00:27:38,131 What the hell? 235 00:27:38,233 --> 00:27:39,533 ...but we don't want her to burst her stitches. 236 00:27:39,633 --> 00:27:41,001 - Ew. God. - Love yo-- 237 00:27:42,169 --> 00:27:43,604 Not now, Kyle. 238 00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:31,451 No. People will think I'm nuts. 239 00:30:06,947 --> 00:30:10,650 Who are you? 240 00:30:15,390 --> 00:30:16,957 Just a follower. 241 00:31:00,934 --> 00:31:02,135 You guys moving out? 242 00:31:02,602 --> 00:31:04,071 Uh, sure are. 243 00:31:04,871 --> 00:31:06,507 Any particular reason? 244 00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:08,242 Like, uh, I don't know, 245 00:31:08,376 --> 00:31:11,678 bad dreams, or a creepy kid in the corner of the room? 246 00:31:11,812 --> 00:31:14,047 Half a head? 247 00:31:14,748 --> 00:31:17,318 -Nah, bro. -We're moving upstate. 248 00:31:17,452 --> 00:31:18,419 Oh. 249 00:31:18,553 --> 00:31:19,786 Good luck. 250 00:31:33,301 --> 00:31:35,936 And even if you are right and it's all in my head 251 00:31:36,069 --> 00:31:37,505 and I'm just a crazy person, 252 00:31:37,637 --> 00:31:38,805 look how big this apartment is. 253 00:31:38,939 --> 00:31:40,841 It's a win-win, baby! 254 00:31:40,974 --> 00:31:44,911 Hmm. I think they recommend moving further than just up the stairs. 255 00:31:45,946 --> 00:31:49,584 Oh, and, hey, no more sex sounds above you. 256 00:31:50,518 --> 00:31:52,487 Downstairs is available if you want to hear mine. 257 00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:54,489 Ew, gross. 258 00:31:54,621 --> 00:31:55,789 That's homophobia. 259 00:31:55,922 --> 00:31:57,358 No, it's not! 260 00:31:57,791 --> 00:31:59,092 Oh, my God. 261 00:32:00,827 --> 00:32:02,497 What is this? Oh, God. 262 00:32:02,629 --> 00:32:04,164 Is that you? Mm-hmm. 263 00:32:04,298 --> 00:32:05,533 Ah! 264 00:32:05,665 --> 00:32:07,502 This is me and all of my childhood friends. 265 00:32:07,634 --> 00:32:11,905 That's my best friend Link and we're saving the Princess Zelda. 266 00:32:12,038 --> 00:32:15,008 -Oh, my God, you had an imaginary friend. -Hmm. 267 00:32:15,142 --> 00:32:18,379 That's such an only child thing. Hmm. Yeah, I know. 268 00:32:18,513 --> 00:32:21,582 No wonder you looked so lost and lonely before I adopted you at work. 269 00:32:21,715 --> 00:32:23,016 Hmm. 270 00:32:55,048 --> 00:32:58,218 Hey, babies. What are you looking at? 271 00:33:01,255 --> 00:33:03,357 What the hell are you looking at? 272 00:33:21,141 --> 00:33:23,277 Shit. 273 00:33:24,010 --> 00:33:26,046 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 274 00:33:36,257 --> 00:33:37,291 What? 275 00:33:38,124 --> 00:33:40,294 Are you fucking kidding me? 276 00:33:40,827 --> 00:33:42,230 Oh, come on. 277 00:34:26,806 --> 00:34:28,242 Yes, yes, yes. 278 00:34:29,677 --> 00:34:31,044 Call, call, call. 279 00:34:34,482 --> 00:34:38,051 Come on, come on. Pick up, pick up, pick up. 280 00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:39,953 No. 281 00:34:42,423 --> 00:34:45,058 Just breathing. Breathe, breathe, breathe. 282 00:34:45,859 --> 00:34:46,793 You're okay. 283 00:35:19,327 --> 00:35:21,629 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 284 00:35:21,762 --> 00:35:24,231 I don't like scary things, really, but I was, like, riveted by this. 285 00:35:24,365 --> 00:35:29,035 Oh! Speak of the devil! Adam E! There he is. 286 00:35:29,169 --> 00:35:31,238 Why didn't you tell me what you were working on? 287 00:35:31,672 --> 00:35:33,507 Uh... 288 00:35:33,641 --> 00:35:36,377 -Uh, what am I working on? -All right, Mr. Modest. 289 00:35:36,510 --> 00:35:39,879 This Dear David story, it's crazy good. 290 00:35:40,013 --> 00:35:42,416 It feels personal, but, uh, digestible. 291 00:35:42,550 --> 00:35:44,819 It's fresh. It's like a whole new format. 292 00:35:44,951 --> 00:35:48,988 I was telling these guys, I was afraid to leave my room last night. 293 00:35:50,791 --> 00:35:53,294 So, um, yeah, so that-- 294 00:35:53,427 --> 00:35:56,196 so that story is-- is actually happening. 295 00:35:56,330 --> 00:35:58,198 It's totally happening. 296 00:35:58,332 --> 00:35:59,800 It's rad too. I like how you're bringing that back. 297 00:35:59,933 --> 00:36:01,469 It's like what we talked about. 298 00:36:01,602 --> 00:36:04,104 I'm not taking credit for this, but I told you. 299 00:36:04,238 --> 00:36:05,606 It's not just about the pep talk, 300 00:36:05,740 --> 00:36:07,608 you had to dig in and find it, and you did. 301 00:36:07,742 --> 00:36:09,310 In fact, I'm gonna spotlight it on the home page, 302 00:36:09,443 --> 00:36:11,479 so I want you to put something together. 303 00:36:11,612 --> 00:36:15,181 You know, liven it up with some-- some GIFs and memes and stuff. 304 00:36:15,316 --> 00:36:17,818 You're good at that. Make it fun. Okay? 305 00:36:17,951 --> 00:36:19,520 -Norris, go ahead. -Uh... 306 00:36:19,653 --> 00:36:22,690 "Top Ten Reasons Why Dawson From Dawson's Creek 307 00:36:22,823 --> 00:36:24,558 is a Little Bitch Boy." 308 00:36:24,692 --> 00:36:26,926 - Ooh. The word "bitch" might be-- -Too much, yeah. 309 00:36:37,438 --> 00:36:38,672 This feels wrong. 310 00:36:38,806 --> 00:36:40,508 It feels dirty or something. I don't know. 311 00:36:42,075 --> 00:36:44,345 Not fun dirty, bad dirty. 312 00:36:48,114 --> 00:36:50,216 Let them vote on what you do next. 313 00:36:50,351 --> 00:36:52,486 That's a really good idea. Mm-hmm. 314 00:36:55,756 --> 00:36:57,691 Number one, Ouija board? 315 00:36:58,592 --> 00:36:59,959 Definitely. 316 00:37:00,093 --> 00:37:02,830 Number two, hire a medium? I like that one. 317 00:37:02,962 --> 00:37:04,164 Mm-hmm. I don't hate it. 318 00:37:04,298 --> 00:37:05,433 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 319 00:37:05,566 --> 00:37:06,801 It's a good number two. 320 00:37:06,933 --> 00:37:08,134 Three. 321 00:37:09,068 --> 00:37:11,806 Oh, my God. You have to pick that one. 322 00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:13,240 For real? Mm-hmm! 323 00:37:20,980 --> 00:37:22,982 I rid you of evil. 324 00:37:23,617 --> 00:37:25,252 I rid you of evil. 325 00:37:27,221 --> 00:37:29,457 I rid you of evil. 326 00:37:30,089 --> 00:37:32,460 I rid you of evil! 327 00:37:36,029 --> 00:37:37,465 I don't remember inviting you over. 328 00:37:37,598 --> 00:37:40,668 Please, I'm the least of your uninvited problems. 329 00:37:40,801 --> 00:37:42,269 Ooh. 330 00:37:42,403 --> 00:37:45,138 Someone says that I should get a sleep talk app 331 00:37:45,272 --> 00:37:47,541 to record what happens at night. 332 00:37:47,675 --> 00:37:49,376 I like it. Hmm. 333 00:37:49,510 --> 00:37:51,312 I think I might do that tonight. 334 00:37:51,445 --> 00:37:55,048 Maybe Dear David is like Link? 335 00:37:55,181 --> 00:37:57,284 Just another imaginary friend. 336 00:37:57,418 --> 00:37:59,052 He's not imaginary. 337 00:37:59,185 --> 00:38:01,455 Uh, what does Kyle think? 338 00:38:04,123 --> 00:38:05,459 I don't know. 339 00:38:06,861 --> 00:38:09,563 I haven't spoken to him in a while, he's MIA on this whole trip. 340 00:38:09,697 --> 00:38:11,064 I think he's mad at me. 341 00:38:11,765 --> 00:38:13,300 Why would he be mad at you? 342 00:38:14,969 --> 00:38:16,637 I haven't called him back. 343 00:38:25,178 --> 00:38:26,614 Okay, fine, if you must know, 344 00:38:26,747 --> 00:38:28,349 it's because he keeps saying "I love you" 345 00:38:28,482 --> 00:38:29,783 and I don't know how to respond to that. 346 00:38:29,917 --> 00:38:31,385 Okay? That's why. 347 00:38:31,519 --> 00:38:33,821 If you don't wanna listen to Kyle and his feelings, 348 00:38:33,954 --> 00:38:37,491 then he's not gonna be there for you and your ghost problems. 349 00:40:28,969 --> 00:40:32,606 What... do you... 350 00:40:34,308 --> 00:40:36,644 want from me? 351 00:40:48,956 --> 00:40:50,357 That's two! 352 00:41:29,997 --> 00:41:31,665 What do you... 353 00:41:33,467 --> 00:41:35,135 want from me? 354 00:41:35,669 --> 00:41:37,404 That's two! 355 00:41:51,819 --> 00:41:53,754 What the hell is that? 356 00:43:11,298 --> 00:43:14,401 - Adam, Adam. - It's me, it's me. 357 00:43:17,272 --> 00:43:19,039 What the hell is going on? 358 00:43:21,276 --> 00:43:22,609 It's me. 359 00:43:29,983 --> 00:43:33,387 That's it. That's everything, I hope. 360 00:43:34,621 --> 00:43:37,324 You know why I love your comics so much? 361 00:43:37,858 --> 00:43:39,359 Why? 362 00:43:39,493 --> 00:43:42,429 It's the only way I feel like I actually get to know you. 363 00:43:42,563 --> 00:43:44,431 My cartoons do the talking for me, 364 00:43:44,565 --> 00:43:46,400 there's nothing wrong with that. 365 00:43:46,533 --> 00:43:49,237 There is when you never actually say anything that's real. 366 00:43:49,369 --> 00:43:50,737 That is so unfair. 367 00:43:50,871 --> 00:43:52,506 Maybe you never listen when I do, 368 00:43:52,639 --> 00:43:54,141 but I talk to you a lot. 369 00:43:54,775 --> 00:43:58,145 Sure, in sarcasm and memes. 370 00:43:58,279 --> 00:44:03,550 Which is cute until my friends ask me if a ghost is haunting me too, 371 00:44:03,684 --> 00:44:05,652 and I have no idea what they're talking about 372 00:44:05,786 --> 00:44:08,522 until I see this shit online like one of your... 373 00:44:08,655 --> 00:44:09,923 fucking followers. 374 00:44:10,057 --> 00:44:12,025 I tried calling, you were blowing me off. 375 00:44:12,159 --> 00:44:14,194 I thought you were mad at me, I was giving you space. 376 00:44:14,329 --> 00:44:16,730 I've been calling. Texting. 377 00:44:17,397 --> 00:44:18,632 Look. 378 00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:23,837 You moved apartments and didn't say anything to me. 379 00:44:25,306 --> 00:44:27,374 And then Jaxon sends me this. 380 00:44:28,575 --> 00:44:30,410 He found it last week. 381 00:44:30,544 --> 00:44:32,247 I'm not on Grindr. 382 00:44:32,379 --> 00:44:34,214 Someone is obviously catfishing me. 383 00:44:34,349 --> 00:44:35,916 You can get that photo online. 384 00:44:39,287 --> 00:44:42,623 Look, I'm not on Grindr, I deleted it when we started dating. 385 00:44:47,561 --> 00:44:49,429 I didn't-- I didn't put that on there. 386 00:44:49,563 --> 00:44:50,664 I don't know how that got there. 387 00:44:50,797 --> 00:44:53,500 I promise you, I deleted it. I did. 388 00:44:54,134 --> 00:44:55,469 What the hell? 389 00:44:59,406 --> 00:45:01,141 Jesus Christ, Adam. 390 00:45:01,541 --> 00:45:03,244 Listen... 391 00:45:03,378 --> 00:45:07,414 I don't understand what you're going through right now, 392 00:45:08,548 --> 00:45:10,918 but until you sort yourself out... 393 00:45:12,287 --> 00:45:13,687 I need space. 394 00:45:15,856 --> 00:45:17,392 You're breaking up with me? 395 00:45:17,524 --> 00:45:19,126 How can I be with someone 396 00:45:19,260 --> 00:45:21,929 when I never know what's really going on with them? 397 00:46:21,888 --> 00:46:23,391 What's been going on with Adam? 398 00:46:23,523 --> 00:46:24,958 Yeah, what's going on? 399 00:46:25,092 --> 00:46:26,461 I don't-- 400 00:46:26,593 --> 00:46:28,296 - I don't know. - It's weird, right? 401 00:46:28,429 --> 00:46:30,063 Yeah, it is. I really don't know. 402 00:46:30,197 --> 00:46:31,865 We're supposed to be best friends, and-- 403 00:46:31,999 --> 00:46:34,335 Honey, nobody cares about ghosts. 404 00:46:34,469 --> 00:46:35,502 Ooh... 405 00:46:38,972 --> 00:46:40,107 Really though. 406 00:46:40,241 --> 00:46:41,975 Kyle's been saying the same thing. 407 00:46:42,109 --> 00:46:44,544 He said that Adam didn't even ask 408 00:46:44,678 --> 00:46:46,013 about his mom's surgery, 409 00:46:46,146 --> 00:46:47,581 which is weird. 410 00:46:47,714 --> 00:46:49,216 It's just not really like him. 411 00:47:05,532 --> 00:47:08,101 Please stand away from the platform edge, 412 00:47:08,201 --> 00:47:11,138 especially when trains enter and leave the station. 413 00:48:36,990 --> 00:48:38,292 Yes! Yes! 414 00:48:43,431 --> 00:48:45,266 Shit, shit. Oh, my God. 415 00:48:45,399 --> 00:48:49,069 Whoa. No, no. No, no, no. God. Stop, stop. 416 00:48:49,202 --> 00:48:50,871 -No, no, no. - No, no, no. 417 00:48:50,971 --> 00:48:53,840 Oh, my God. Whoa. 418 00:48:55,709 --> 00:48:56,943 No. 419 00:48:57,777 --> 00:48:59,045 Oh, fuck it. 420 00:49:02,617 --> 00:49:04,285 I'm not on Grindr. I deleted it. 421 00:49:04,385 --> 00:49:06,019 He's not imaginary. Oh, my God. 422 00:49:06,153 --> 00:49:08,088 Because he keeps saying "I love you." 423 00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:27,774 What? 424 00:51:54,954 --> 00:51:58,492 I've told you to go to bed three times and I find you looking at this? 425 00:51:58,626 --> 00:52:01,295 What's wrong with you, David? 426 00:52:01,429 --> 00:52:03,397 Why are you looking at this filth? 427 00:52:04,732 --> 00:52:06,132 Answer me! 428 00:52:06,966 --> 00:52:08,402 What's wrong with you? 429 00:52:21,382 --> 00:52:22,516 David? 430 00:52:23,216 --> 00:52:26,354 Oh, my God! Please stop. 431 00:52:26,487 --> 00:52:27,854 Please stop. 432 00:53:50,337 --> 00:53:53,541 You owe me big time for covering for you at work yesterday. 433 00:53:55,276 --> 00:53:57,511 You know it's not all about your followers? 434 00:53:59,045 --> 00:54:00,481 Hello? 435 00:54:01,382 --> 00:54:04,385 Is everything okay? Do you know how to find out 436 00:54:04,518 --> 00:54:06,654 who this handle belongs to? 437 00:54:06,787 --> 00:54:09,256 You really think a weird account is haunting your apartment? 438 00:54:09,390 --> 00:54:11,525 I woke up hanging out of the fucking window last night. 439 00:54:11,659 --> 00:54:12,726 It's not a joke. 440 00:54:14,127 --> 00:54:15,962 Are you serious? 441 00:54:16,095 --> 00:54:18,732 You didn't put that in your thread. 'Cause it's too insane. 442 00:54:19,567 --> 00:54:21,201 Maybe you should see a doctor or something, 443 00:54:21,335 --> 00:54:23,704 do a sleep study before you really hurt yourself. 444 00:54:24,805 --> 00:54:26,474 I'm fine, I just... 445 00:54:27,341 --> 00:54:29,042 need to find out who this is. 446 00:54:30,076 --> 00:54:31,712 Ask Kyle, he did all those exposés. 447 00:54:32,646 --> 00:54:34,214 He broke up with me. 448 00:54:36,182 --> 00:54:38,652 Adam Ellis! My office! 449 00:54:39,687 --> 00:54:40,721 Now! 450 00:54:41,388 --> 00:54:42,590 Fuck. 451 00:54:44,558 --> 00:54:45,493 Wish me luck. 452 00:54:45,626 --> 00:54:46,660 Wh-- 453 00:54:52,165 --> 00:54:54,268 This is crazy, Adam. 454 00:54:54,401 --> 00:54:55,569 Um... 455 00:54:55,703 --> 00:54:57,705 Yeah. No, that's-- Yeah, no, it's all-- 456 00:54:57,838 --> 00:54:59,807 It's true, it's all happening. I got the LA office calling 457 00:54:59,940 --> 00:55:03,244 and asking what's happening and I don't know what to tell them. 458 00:55:03,377 --> 00:55:04,845 Which they don't like, of course. 459 00:55:04,979 --> 00:55:08,516 And I don't like it, so tell me. How does this end? 460 00:55:10,284 --> 00:55:11,585 I don't-- I don't know. 461 00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:13,254 The reason I'm asking... Yeah, no-- 462 00:55:13,387 --> 00:55:15,121 ...because you're being weirdly coy, 463 00:55:15,256 --> 00:55:18,225 um, is because I'm thinking about taking this thing much bigger. 464 00:55:18,359 --> 00:55:20,261 I mean, not that it's not right now, but-- 465 00:55:20,394 --> 00:55:24,097 I'm thinking we take it multimedia, not just one quadrant. 466 00:55:24,231 --> 00:55:26,333 I think we go four quadrants on this thing, you know? 467 00:55:26,467 --> 00:55:28,269 And we take it to the mat. 468 00:55:28,402 --> 00:55:30,738 We could really make this, like, a thing. You know? 469 00:55:30,871 --> 00:55:33,841 This could be-- I mean, I'm not diminishing-- It already is big. 470 00:55:33,974 --> 00:55:37,244 But I'm talking, like-- I mean, like, worldwide. 471 00:55:44,985 --> 00:55:46,320 What's going on? 472 00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:48,556 Is everything okay? 473 00:55:49,657 --> 00:55:50,691 What happened? 474 00:55:51,559 --> 00:55:53,192 Pics or it didn't happen. 475 00:55:57,130 --> 00:55:58,499 Ellis, wh-- 476 00:56:14,180 --> 00:56:16,350 Come on, pick up. 477 00:56:16,450 --> 00:56:18,184 I said I needed space. 478 00:56:18,319 --> 00:56:22,088 I know, I'm sorry. I just need help, Kyle. 479 00:56:24,157 --> 00:56:25,793 Yeah, I'm aware. 480 00:56:30,764 --> 00:56:33,132 This is me trying to say something... 481 00:56:33,968 --> 00:56:35,201 real. 482 00:56:36,937 --> 00:56:38,439 Is this you hearing me? 483 00:56:40,441 --> 00:56:42,443 What do you need? 484 00:56:42,576 --> 00:56:45,279 I really need to find out what's behind this anonymous user handle. 485 00:56:45,379 --> 00:56:47,581 That's not what I meant, Adam. 486 00:56:47,681 --> 00:56:50,417 And it's not an easy ask, all sorts of privacy issues. 487 00:56:50,551 --> 00:56:51,719 Please? 488 00:56:51,852 --> 00:56:53,887 Whatever it is is trying to kill me. 489 00:56:54,021 --> 00:56:55,522 The ghost? 490 00:56:56,323 --> 00:56:58,726 Adam, I'm worried about you. 491 00:56:58,859 --> 00:57:00,828 Maybe you should talk to someone. 492 00:57:02,096 --> 00:57:03,697 I'm talking to you. 493 00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:07,768 Please, Kyle. 494 00:57:10,104 --> 00:57:11,538 Text me the handle. 495 00:57:13,240 --> 00:57:14,508 Thanks. 496 00:57:26,987 --> 00:57:30,189 You said that the spirit harmed you, like, physically? 497 00:57:30,324 --> 00:57:32,626 Yeah, um, look at, uh-- 498 00:57:35,929 --> 00:57:37,931 Yeah, it hurt, and, um... 499 00:57:38,499 --> 00:57:40,000 it gave me a nosebleed. 500 00:57:40,134 --> 00:57:44,271 There's a strange energy coming from this corner here. 501 00:57:44,405 --> 00:57:45,773 It's really unusual. 502 00:57:45,906 --> 00:57:47,374 Yeah, so that's where I first saw him. 503 00:57:47,508 --> 00:57:50,010 I was getting sleep paralysis, 504 00:57:50,144 --> 00:57:52,546 and I wake up and I see him, 505 00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:55,549 but I see him in real life now as well. 506 00:57:55,683 --> 00:57:59,887 Starting in your dreams doesn't mean that's actually where it started, yeah? 507 00:58:00,020 --> 00:58:01,055 Okay. 508 00:58:01,187 --> 00:58:03,090 -This area... -Right? 509 00:58:03,223 --> 00:58:06,126 ...harbors an awful lot of negativity. 510 00:58:06,260 --> 00:58:08,662 Yes. Yeah, it's the Internet. 511 00:58:11,765 --> 00:58:16,737 Some... ghosts, if that's the word you choose to use... 512 00:58:16,870 --> 00:58:17,905 Right. 513 00:58:18,038 --> 00:58:20,841 ...can tap into your thoughts. 514 00:58:21,742 --> 00:58:25,279 Did you do something to invite it into your life? 515 00:58:29,483 --> 00:58:31,385 This number keeps calling me. 516 00:58:31,518 --> 00:58:34,154 I thought it was a prank at first too, but it's-- I don't think it is. 517 00:58:34,288 --> 00:58:35,756 And I think it's-- I think it's connected 518 00:58:35,889 --> 00:58:38,125 because whenever I pick it up-- 519 00:58:38,258 --> 00:58:39,760 I'm not-- I'm not crazy. 520 00:58:39,893 --> 00:58:42,196 I know how this sounds. I'm not. 521 00:58:42,329 --> 00:58:45,866 Is that the primary device you use to document your experiences? 522 00:58:45,999 --> 00:58:46,934 Um... 523 00:58:47,067 --> 00:58:48,302 yeah. 524 00:58:49,036 --> 00:58:50,471 Is that bad? 525 00:58:50,604 --> 00:58:53,574 I don't know, if I'm being perfectly honest. 526 00:58:53,707 --> 00:58:56,477 What I do know is that whatever it is, 527 00:58:56,610 --> 00:58:58,512 is not connected to this space, 528 00:58:58,645 --> 00:59:00,748 it's connected to you. 529 00:59:00,881 --> 00:59:02,216 To me? 530 00:59:03,016 --> 00:59:05,219 So what does that mean? What do I do? 531 00:59:05,352 --> 00:59:07,921 You gotta figure out who and what it really is and what it really wants. 532 00:59:08,055 --> 00:59:09,790 It's a child ghost called David, 533 00:59:09,923 --> 00:59:12,526 and I'm pretty sure it wants to kill me. I told you that. 534 00:59:12,659 --> 00:59:14,561 Yes, that's what he told you 535 00:59:14,695 --> 00:59:16,930 in your paralysis-induced dreams. 536 00:59:17,064 --> 00:59:18,632 Exactly. 537 00:59:18,766 --> 00:59:21,001 Spirits don't always appear as they actually are. 538 00:59:21,135 --> 00:59:23,003 They're gonna show you what they want you to see 539 00:59:23,137 --> 00:59:25,372 and they are gonna tell you what they want you to hear, 540 00:59:25,506 --> 00:59:28,442 and the truth is often far more complicated. 541 01:00:36,210 --> 01:00:38,011 Thanks for joining me, Mr. Ellis. 542 01:00:38,145 --> 01:00:40,981 I know the note thing is a bit odd and a bit old-fashioned, 543 01:00:41,114 --> 01:00:42,783 but I have my own reasons. 544 01:00:42,916 --> 01:00:46,486 My name is Phyllis Crainey. I'm an Internet sleuth. 545 01:00:47,322 --> 01:00:48,522 Okay. 546 01:00:48,655 --> 01:00:50,357 I have a keen interest in the paranormal. 547 01:00:50,490 --> 01:00:54,295 Sorry, does that mean you investigate Internet ghosts? 548 01:00:54,428 --> 01:00:56,264 It's not as uncommon as you think. 549 01:00:56,396 --> 01:00:57,898 - I keep-- - Here you go. 550 01:00:59,867 --> 01:01:02,870 I keep having these nightmares. 551 01:01:03,003 --> 01:01:06,473 There's a boy with a-- with a caved in head. 552 01:01:06,607 --> 01:01:08,243 And there's a woman, 553 01:01:08,375 --> 01:01:10,811 she has, like, long straggly hair, it's like-- 554 01:01:10,944 --> 01:01:11,979 Loopy Linda. 555 01:01:13,248 --> 01:01:15,415 Loopy Linda? Linda Johnson. 556 01:01:15,549 --> 01:01:18,685 I always assumed she was mentally ill. 557 01:01:18,819 --> 01:01:21,322 That was until I read your articles. 558 01:01:21,455 --> 01:01:24,458 Linda is what you would call "Internet famous," 559 01:01:24,591 --> 01:01:26,727 especially on the Deep Web. 560 01:01:26,860 --> 01:01:29,062 It started off with these message board users 561 01:01:29,196 --> 01:01:32,699 sharing interviews of a psychiatric patient called Linda 562 01:01:32,833 --> 01:01:35,903 saying and doing all kinds of crazy stuff. 563 01:01:36,036 --> 01:01:37,638 Like-- Like what? 564 01:01:37,771 --> 01:01:41,708 She'd be drawing a boy with a crushed head, 565 01:01:41,842 --> 01:01:43,644 saying things like, "I fought the devil." 566 01:01:44,279 --> 01:01:45,779 "Don't ask three." 567 01:01:45,913 --> 01:01:48,782 A tape of her suicide even made it on there. 568 01:01:48,916 --> 01:01:51,618 Suicide? Why would anyone post that? 569 01:01:51,752 --> 01:01:55,088 It's the Internet. It's anonymous, and that... 570 01:01:55,889 --> 01:01:58,158 can bring out the worst in some people. 571 01:01:59,660 --> 01:02:01,929 How many questions have you asked him? 572 01:02:03,364 --> 01:02:04,965 Two. 573 01:02:05,098 --> 01:02:07,901 The three questions are a basic incantation. 574 01:02:08,802 --> 01:02:11,505 You've invited this "Dear David" into your life. 575 01:02:13,607 --> 01:02:14,942 What do I do? 576 01:02:15,075 --> 01:02:17,345 Search for "Loopy Linda." 577 01:02:17,444 --> 01:02:19,280 That's where you'll find your answers. 578 01:02:19,380 --> 01:02:21,048 Linda? 579 01:02:22,283 --> 01:02:23,917 It's Dr. Landers. 580 01:02:26,820 --> 01:02:28,956 Are you still having trouble sleeping? 581 01:02:30,123 --> 01:02:32,226 It comes in the darkness. 582 01:02:33,361 --> 01:02:39,066 It feeds on our fears, anxiety and suffering. 583 01:02:40,867 --> 01:02:42,536 I can hear it in my sleep. 584 01:02:43,338 --> 01:02:46,341 Linda. Linda. 585 01:02:46,441 --> 01:02:49,643 Your delusions are something that your mind has made up 586 01:02:49,743 --> 01:02:52,579 to help you cope with the trauma. 587 01:02:52,713 --> 01:02:56,717 You need to accept reality if you want to get better. 588 01:02:56,817 --> 01:02:58,151 You murdered your husband. 589 01:02:58,252 --> 01:03:00,053 No, I didn't. I didn't. 590 01:03:00,187 --> 01:03:02,656 And you inflicted severe head trauma upon your son. 591 01:03:02,789 --> 01:03:04,325 He's not my son. 592 01:03:04,425 --> 01:03:07,462 He is your son, and you put him in a coma 593 01:03:07,594 --> 01:03:09,830 from which he might never wake up. 594 01:03:09,963 --> 01:03:12,766 Good. Don't let it ever wake up, 595 01:03:12,866 --> 01:03:14,235 because it's coming for me. 596 01:03:14,369 --> 01:03:15,669 I know it's coming for me. 597 01:03:15,802 --> 01:03:17,804 But I am not gonna let it, because you know why? 598 01:03:17,938 --> 01:03:21,675 I fought the devil. I fought the fucking devil. 599 01:03:21,775 --> 01:03:23,710 I fought the dev-- 600 01:03:25,712 --> 01:03:28,416 Go back. Go back, go back. 601 01:03:28,548 --> 01:03:30,284 He's not my son. 602 01:03:30,418 --> 01:03:33,120 He is your son, and you put him in a coma 603 01:03:33,221 --> 01:03:35,722 from which he might never wake up. 604 01:03:36,523 --> 01:03:37,924 ...put him in a coma 605 01:03:38,058 --> 01:03:40,193 from which he might never wake up. 606 01:03:41,828 --> 01:03:46,566 David Johnson coma. 607 01:03:46,700 --> 01:03:49,303 Coma, coma, coma. David Johnson. Davi-- 608 01:03:49,437 --> 01:03:51,171 Oh, my God. No way. 609 01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:56,710 "David Johnson has awoken after 21 long years in a coma. 610 01:03:57,611 --> 01:04:02,115 Doctors at NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital say 611 01:04:02,250 --> 01:04:04,519 he is still yet to speak, but is recovering well, 612 01:04:04,651 --> 01:04:07,988 and was only ten when his mother went inexplicably insane, 613 01:04:08,121 --> 01:04:10,291 killing her husband before... 614 01:04:12,059 --> 01:04:14,828 going on to crush David's skull... 615 01:04:15,862 --> 01:04:17,864 with a computer monitor." 616 01:04:29,377 --> 01:04:30,610 Sir? 617 01:04:31,845 --> 01:04:33,548 Sir, can I help you with something? 618 01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:35,715 Oh, yeah, um... 619 01:04:38,286 --> 01:04:41,556 I'm looking for a patient, David Johnson. 620 01:04:41,688 --> 01:04:43,623 He was admitted in 1996. 621 01:04:43,757 --> 01:04:45,759 Severe head trauma. 622 01:04:47,495 --> 01:04:50,364 That's weird, there's not much here. 623 01:04:50,498 --> 01:04:53,234 There might be some hard copy files out back, 624 01:04:53,367 --> 01:04:57,438 but unless you're family, I can't give you his medical records. 625 01:04:57,572 --> 01:04:59,039 His family are all dead. 626 01:04:59,172 --> 01:05:02,243 My condolences, but I still can't release these. 627 01:05:02,376 --> 01:05:03,610 They're too fresh. 628 01:05:04,744 --> 01:05:06,347 Too fresh? What does that mean? 629 01:05:06,481 --> 01:05:08,382 Well, he died a few days ago. 630 01:05:15,389 --> 01:05:18,825 Sir, what is your relationship to the deceased? 631 01:05:25,699 --> 01:05:27,033 I'm... 632 01:05:28,902 --> 01:05:32,540 being haunted by the ghost of his child self. 633 01:05:32,672 --> 01:05:36,776 Okay, so the department you really need to go see is psychiatric, 634 01:05:36,910 --> 01:05:39,580 and you need to go to another location for those services, 635 01:05:39,713 --> 01:05:42,849 so let me find someone that can help you with that. 636 01:05:51,858 --> 01:05:53,494 Security to reception. 637 01:05:54,895 --> 01:05:56,430 Security to reception. 638 01:06:01,235 --> 01:06:02,270 Okay. 639 01:06:03,203 --> 01:06:05,273 Records, records, records. 640 01:06:06,072 --> 01:06:08,775 Johnson. Year, '96. 641 01:06:11,445 --> 01:06:12,946 David Johnson. 642 01:06:19,587 --> 01:06:21,788 Security to reception. 643 01:06:23,558 --> 01:06:25,259 Dr. Landers. 644 01:06:29,597 --> 01:06:33,467 Okay, Dr. Landers, let's hope you have some answers for me. 645 01:06:51,252 --> 01:06:53,321 Dr. Landers? 646 01:07:00,628 --> 01:07:01,995 Dr. Landers? 647 01:07:18,379 --> 01:07:20,013 What? 648 01:07:25,419 --> 01:07:28,121 Oh, my God. What the fuck? 649 01:07:53,481 --> 01:07:55,048 Dr. Landers? 650 01:08:10,096 --> 01:08:11,131 Oh. 651 01:08:22,443 --> 01:08:23,577 Get out! 652 01:08:34,555 --> 01:08:36,324 9-1-1, what's your emergency? 653 01:08:36,457 --> 01:08:38,326 I need to report a dead body. 654 01:08:50,738 --> 01:08:53,607 Hey, what happened to you and your sisters, anyway? 655 01:08:54,207 --> 01:08:55,609 You were all so close... 656 01:08:55,743 --> 01:08:59,447 All right, you little shit. Let's dance. 657 01:08:59,547 --> 01:09:01,315 I keep hoping you'll change your mind. 658 01:09:01,415 --> 01:09:03,950 Can we please just talk about something else? 659 01:09:04,084 --> 01:09:06,152 I just want you to know I'm here for you. 660 01:09:12,493 --> 01:09:14,961 - Andy, please help me. - I've tried to help you. 661 01:09:16,162 --> 01:09:18,299 You didn't want my help, remember? 662 01:09:18,399 --> 01:09:20,735 Do you know how many times I tried to get you to tell me the truth? 663 01:09:20,835 --> 01:09:22,603 I practically begged you. 664 01:09:25,306 --> 01:09:26,407 But no. 665 01:09:27,173 --> 01:09:29,209 You decided to protect your girlfriends. 666 01:09:30,043 --> 01:09:32,045 I loved you so much. 667 01:09:51,898 --> 01:09:54,668 Fuck you. 668 01:10:18,526 --> 01:10:21,027 Hey, Aurora. 669 01:10:22,430 --> 01:10:24,931 Call Evelyn. 670 01:10:25,064 --> 01:10:27,334 Sorry, can you repeat that? 671 01:10:27,468 --> 01:10:31,938 Call... Evelyn. 672 01:10:33,641 --> 01:10:36,477 I'm sorry, can you repeat that? 673 01:10:39,547 --> 01:10:42,215 Call-- Call Kyle. 674 01:10:43,016 --> 01:10:44,785 Calling Kyle. 675 01:10:51,826 --> 01:10:54,027 Hi, it's Kyle. I'd love to talk, 676 01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:55,529 but I can't right now. 677 01:10:55,663 --> 01:10:57,465 Please leave a message after the tone 678 01:10:57,598 --> 01:11:00,033 and I'll get back to you soon. Take care-- 679 01:11:10,076 --> 01:11:11,579 Oh, my God. 680 01:11:28,596 --> 01:11:29,996 Hey. 681 01:11:32,198 --> 01:11:34,468 Can I talk to you about something? 682 01:11:34,602 --> 01:11:35,769 Are you kidding? 683 01:11:37,103 --> 01:11:38,873 Are you mad at me? 684 01:11:39,005 --> 01:11:40,808 Does it matter? 685 01:11:40,941 --> 01:11:43,310 You're Internet famous and I'm just a wannabe, right? 686 01:11:43,444 --> 01:11:46,179 I can pick up your slack at work but you can't pick up your phone when I text. 687 01:11:46,313 --> 01:11:49,148 You're not the only one who hates being ignored. 688 01:11:51,385 --> 01:11:53,654 I don't know what you're talking about. 689 01:11:54,755 --> 01:11:56,055 I really don't. 690 01:11:56,189 --> 01:11:57,725 Those DMs last night? 691 01:11:58,626 --> 01:12:00,327 Eat shit. 692 01:12:05,966 --> 01:12:07,501 What? 693 01:12:07,635 --> 01:12:09,770 I didn't write these. I didn't write these. 694 01:12:20,046 --> 01:12:22,349 Hey. 695 01:12:22,449 --> 01:12:24,552 So it turns out my contact didn't have to break any privacy rules 696 01:12:24,685 --> 01:12:26,654 regarding the @(D)___David handle. 697 01:12:29,590 --> 01:12:30,624 Oh. 698 01:12:32,125 --> 01:12:34,495 That's good. Why? 699 01:12:34,962 --> 01:12:36,463 It doesn't exist. 700 01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:42,770 But it do-- I mean, I'm looking at it right now. 701 01:12:44,572 --> 01:12:45,706 Adam. 702 01:12:47,675 --> 01:12:49,243 Yeah, I'm here. 703 01:12:50,711 --> 01:12:53,212 I think it's time you let this go. 704 01:12:59,787 --> 01:13:01,822 Okay. Yeah. 705 01:13:05,259 --> 01:13:06,660 Well, thanks. Thanks. 706 01:13:07,494 --> 01:13:10,497 Hey, can you take a look at my newest list? 707 01:13:10,631 --> 01:13:12,066 I want to make sure it's relatable, 708 01:13:12,198 --> 01:13:13,834 and you're super good at that. 709 01:13:16,303 --> 01:13:17,871 Yeah, sure. 710 01:13:18,706 --> 01:13:20,841 Yeah, let's do it! Yeah. Thanks. Yeah. 711 01:13:22,343 --> 01:13:24,177 Should be in your inbox. 712 01:13:42,062 --> 01:13:43,731 Why, Norris? 713 01:13:44,531 --> 01:13:45,299 Uh... 714 01:13:45,432 --> 01:13:46,867 Do you not want to do it? 715 01:13:47,001 --> 01:13:48,535 Do I want to-- No, I don't want to do it. 716 01:13:48,669 --> 01:13:50,437 Why would you even send me that? 717 01:13:50,571 --> 01:13:52,306 I-- I just thought you could do it as a favor. 718 01:13:52,439 --> 01:13:55,275 As a fa-- Are you a fucking psycho? Is that the problem? 719 01:13:55,409 --> 01:13:57,244 What? No. Are you fucking sick? 720 01:13:57,378 --> 01:13:59,246 Adam, I'm sorry. What are you talk-- What's going on? 721 01:13:59,380 --> 01:14:01,248 What are you talking about? 722 01:14:02,883 --> 01:14:05,319 Norris just sent me the most fucked up thing I've ever seen. 723 01:14:05,452 --> 01:14:07,388 No, I-- I didn't. 724 01:14:07,521 --> 01:14:09,923 Oh, my God. Are you all in on this? 725 01:14:10,057 --> 01:14:11,625 Adam, what are you talking about? 726 01:14:11,759 --> 01:14:13,794 Is this some fucking joke? You think this is funny? 727 01:14:13,927 --> 01:14:16,130 Yeah, everybody watch the fucking show. Real funny, huh? 728 01:14:16,263 --> 01:14:20,367 Yeah, really funny. It's on every fucking screen. Are you fucking kidding me? 729 01:14:20,501 --> 01:14:22,336 - Hey! Whoa! - You guys are so fucking... 730 01:14:22,469 --> 01:14:24,338 -Hey! -...fucked up! 731 01:14:24,471 --> 01:14:27,141 Yeah, film this. Fucking film this. Is that good content for you? 732 01:14:27,274 --> 01:14:29,743 Hey! Hey! What's going on? 733 01:14:29,877 --> 01:14:32,211 Look what the fuck they just sent me, Bryce! 734 01:14:32,346 --> 01:14:34,982 Huh? That is so fucked up. Look. 735 01:14:35,749 --> 01:14:37,484 Did it-- No, it didn't say that. 736 01:14:37,618 --> 01:14:39,053 - Okay. Hey. - They changed it! 737 01:14:39,185 --> 01:14:40,154 -They changed it. -It's okay. 738 01:14:40,287 --> 01:14:42,022 Come here. Come sit down. 739 01:14:42,156 --> 01:14:43,791 Sit down. Sit down. 740 01:14:43,924 --> 01:14:45,626 -It's all right, everyone. -It didn't say that. 741 01:14:45,759 --> 01:14:47,828 Go back to work. Stop filming. But good instincts. 742 01:14:47,961 --> 01:14:49,697 What the-- It didn't say that. Okay, hey. Hey. 743 01:14:49,830 --> 01:14:52,232 It didn't say that. Hey, listen, listen, listen. 744 01:14:52,366 --> 01:14:54,568 Why don't you take some time off? Yeah? 745 01:14:54,702 --> 01:14:56,970 Get your head right, all right? 746 01:14:57,104 --> 01:14:59,807 I'm very passionate about mental health. It's very important to me. 747 01:14:59,940 --> 01:15:02,509 So go home-- Take all the time you need, in fact. 748 01:15:02,643 --> 01:15:05,079 And if it's the end of the thread that's stressing you out, 749 01:15:05,211 --> 01:15:06,814 just know that we can absorb it. 750 01:15:06,947 --> 01:15:09,183 We can workshop it in-house, it's what we do. 751 01:15:09,316 --> 01:15:12,119 We're a family here at BuzzFeed, all right? We look out for each other. 752 01:15:12,252 --> 01:15:13,554 But you need-- 753 01:15:13,687 --> 01:15:15,589 You need to take it easy. 754 01:15:16,390 --> 01:15:17,624 You look like shit. 755 01:15:18,525 --> 01:15:20,694 All right, everyone, it's okay. 756 01:15:21,228 --> 01:15:22,229 That was fun. 757 01:15:23,197 --> 01:15:26,433 Right, it's okay, Norris. Why don't you take a break? 758 01:15:27,034 --> 01:15:28,335 All right. 759 01:16:00,334 --> 01:16:01,702 Hey, babies. 760 01:16:02,903 --> 01:16:03,904 Come here. 761 01:16:15,082 --> 01:16:16,316 What now? 762 01:16:19,186 --> 01:16:21,321 You're a judgmental asshole, Kyle, 763 01:16:21,455 --> 01:16:23,056 and I'm fucking sick of it. 764 01:16:23,657 --> 01:16:25,159 Go fuck yourself, Kyle. 765 01:16:25,893 --> 01:16:28,762 I didn't send these. Damn it. 766 01:17:02,329 --> 01:17:04,598 Fuck you! 767 01:17:13,674 --> 01:17:15,442 I'm in control now. 768 01:17:18,078 --> 01:17:19,379 I'm in control. 769 01:17:33,961 --> 01:17:34,962 Fuck off. 770 01:17:35,095 --> 01:17:37,030 I'm in control, I'm in control. 771 01:17:38,765 --> 01:17:39,800 Stop. 772 01:17:41,401 --> 01:17:42,803 Stop! 773 01:17:43,871 --> 01:17:44,638 What? 774 01:17:44,771 --> 01:17:46,540 I'm in control, David. 775 01:17:48,375 --> 01:17:49,576 Oh, no. 776 01:17:50,110 --> 01:17:52,779 No. Stop. David, stop. 777 01:18:02,556 --> 01:18:03,790 No, I just saved. 778 01:18:05,826 --> 01:18:07,828 David, what the fuck did you do? 779 01:18:09,863 --> 01:18:11,698 That was three questions. 780 01:18:11,832 --> 01:18:15,336 Oh, shit. That was a question. No, it was-- 781 01:18:37,358 --> 01:18:38,725 What the fuck? 782 01:18:50,271 --> 01:18:52,506 I'm in control. 783 01:18:58,679 --> 01:19:00,814 No. No. 784 01:19:00,948 --> 01:19:03,083 What's going on? No. No, no, no. 785 01:19:03,984 --> 01:19:04,952 Oh, no. 786 01:19:12,626 --> 01:19:14,329 What is happening? 787 01:19:14,461 --> 01:19:16,663 No. Help! 788 01:19:17,265 --> 01:19:19,866 Help me! No! 789 01:19:23,338 --> 01:19:25,038 Help me! 790 01:19:38,085 --> 01:19:41,655 No, no! No! Stop! 791 01:19:51,765 --> 01:19:54,668 Please help me! 792 01:19:56,471 --> 01:19:57,871 No! 793 01:20:04,511 --> 01:20:06,113 Die in a fire! 794 01:20:06,646 --> 01:20:09,283 No! 795 01:20:14,322 --> 01:20:15,555 Adam. 796 01:20:27,667 --> 01:20:29,102 I'm in control. 797 01:20:42,783 --> 01:20:45,919 I'm in control. 798 01:20:49,623 --> 01:20:51,625 You were an artist too? 799 01:20:59,099 --> 01:21:01,402 You never ask about my day. 800 01:21:01,536 --> 01:21:04,004 - You never call me back. - People don't like you. 801 01:21:04,137 --> 01:21:05,739 All I wanted was to be your friend. 802 01:21:05,872 --> 01:21:08,175 Your cartoons, they're empty. Like you. 803 01:21:08,309 --> 01:21:10,244 You never say anything that's real. 804 01:21:10,378 --> 01:21:13,080 I have a new list. "Top Ten Reasons Adam Ellis is a Dick." 805 01:21:13,213 --> 01:21:14,781 You're only here to tick some boxes. 806 01:21:14,915 --> 01:21:16,250 You're selfish. 807 01:21:16,384 --> 01:21:18,286 - Self-obsessed. - You're a fucking-- 808 01:21:18,419 --> 01:21:19,719 Asshole! 809 01:21:19,853 --> 01:21:22,122 -And you never say I love you. -But I-- 810 01:21:23,123 --> 01:21:25,192 Why are you saying this shit to me? 811 01:21:39,574 --> 01:21:41,074 You know this, Adam. 812 01:21:43,143 --> 01:21:45,879 Deep down, you know you're worthless. 813 01:21:46,447 --> 01:21:48,715 Accept it, you're alone. 814 01:21:50,083 --> 01:21:52,152 You'll never be enough. 815 01:21:52,786 --> 01:21:54,322 So give up. 816 01:22:15,576 --> 01:22:18,312 He hasn't been answering his phone. Have you talked to him at all? 817 01:22:18,446 --> 01:22:20,113 Holy shit! Adam! 818 01:22:24,885 --> 01:22:26,320 - Adam! - Open up! 819 01:22:26,454 --> 01:22:28,722 - Are you in there? Ellis! - Can you hear me? 820 01:22:28,855 --> 01:22:30,424 - What the fuck-- - Adam! 821 01:22:31,392 --> 01:22:33,361 What is this place? This is a nightmare. 822 01:22:47,107 --> 01:22:48,409 I'm gonna call 9-1-1. 823 01:22:50,344 --> 01:22:52,179 - Watch out, watch out! - Ellis! 824 01:22:54,181 --> 01:22:55,916 - Ellis, we're outside. - Can you hear me? 825 01:22:56,049 --> 01:22:57,984 - I'm not alone. - Hold on a second. 826 01:22:58,718 --> 01:22:59,953 Hello? Adam! 827 01:23:00,086 --> 01:23:01,721 I'm lonely sometimes, 828 01:23:01,855 --> 01:23:03,291 but I'm not alone. 829 01:23:04,458 --> 01:23:06,059 And I am enough. 830 01:23:08,496 --> 01:23:09,430 I am enough. 831 01:23:11,599 --> 01:23:12,466 I am enough. 832 01:23:14,801 --> 01:23:16,470 And I'm waking the fuck up. 833 01:23:22,476 --> 01:23:23,477 Adam! 834 01:23:25,912 --> 01:23:27,080 Adam! 835 01:23:27,214 --> 01:23:28,249 Ellis! 836 01:23:28,683 --> 01:23:29,650 Ellis! 837 01:23:29,783 --> 01:23:31,785 Adam, are you in there? 838 01:23:37,824 --> 01:23:39,726 We're trying to help. 839 01:23:39,859 --> 01:23:41,229 Ellis! 840 01:23:49,035 --> 01:23:51,071 Ellis! 841 01:24:17,331 --> 01:24:20,234 Die! Die! 842 01:24:29,477 --> 01:24:30,844 Ellis! 843 01:24:32,747 --> 01:24:34,248 Adam! 844 01:24:38,051 --> 01:24:39,919 Here! Come here! I've got you. 845 01:24:40,053 --> 01:24:42,223 Come on! 846 01:25:24,197 --> 01:25:26,166 Stick up on the alpha side. 847 01:25:30,837 --> 01:25:35,075 It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay. 848 01:25:38,512 --> 01:25:39,547 I love you. 849 01:25:57,531 --> 01:25:58,632 Holy shit. 850 01:26:02,936 --> 01:26:04,638 -Hey, babies. Come here, come here. -Look who's here. 851 01:26:05,706 --> 01:26:09,008 Come here. You made it. Come here. Come here, I got you. 852 01:26:09,543 --> 01:26:11,312 I got you. Come here. 853 01:26:11,978 --> 01:26:14,415 Hey. Here we go. 854 01:26:20,721 --> 01:26:22,922 Oh. You found them. 855 01:26:29,129 --> 01:26:31,965 I'm so sorry, Ellis. 856 01:26:33,701 --> 01:26:35,436 For not believing you. 857 01:26:35,569 --> 01:26:38,372 Yeah, you told us something was wrong, we should have listened. 858 01:26:38,506 --> 01:26:39,540 Yeah. 859 01:26:40,307 --> 01:26:43,009 I pushed you guys away, it wasn't you. 860 01:26:45,579 --> 01:26:47,147 But I'm here now. 861 01:26:48,582 --> 01:26:50,083 I'm actually present. 862 01:26:54,588 --> 01:26:55,955 I just... 863 01:26:57,558 --> 01:27:00,394 need to work on letting you guys in more. 864 01:27:05,699 --> 01:27:07,033 And I will. 865 01:27:09,336 --> 01:27:10,438 I promise. 866 01:27:28,656 --> 01:27:30,624 And Adam Ellis's last tweet was, 867 01:27:30,758 --> 01:27:34,595 "For everyone asking if I'm alive, I'm doing okay." 868 01:27:34,728 --> 01:27:36,095 Peace sign emoji. 869 01:27:37,130 --> 01:27:38,466 I don't know about you, 870 01:27:38,599 --> 01:27:41,769 but I'm calling bullshit on this whole thing. 871 01:27:41,902 --> 01:27:43,871 Now you tell me what's up. 872 01:27:50,076 --> 01:27:52,212 I see you, BeardedBoy233. 873 01:27:52,346 --> 01:27:53,980 Thank you for the sub. 874 01:27:57,116 --> 01:28:01,087 Ellis is a douchebag if he thinks that we're gonna play nice on the Internet 875 01:28:01,222 --> 01:28:03,324 'cause of his little ghost story. 876 01:28:10,764 --> 01:28:12,098 Screw you, bitch. 877 01:28:12,233 --> 01:28:13,534 Don't come onto my stream 878 01:28:13,667 --> 01:28:16,102 and try to silence my free speech. 879 01:28:16,804 --> 01:28:18,239 Thank you. 880 01:28:20,206 --> 01:28:22,175 Come on, which one of you cucks 881 01:28:22,309 --> 01:28:25,211 made a dumbass Dear David account? 882 01:28:29,416 --> 01:28:30,918 Okay, I'll play along. 883 01:28:32,085 --> 01:28:36,624 - Dear David, why are you so fugly? 884 01:28:41,060 --> 01:28:42,463 All righty. 885 01:28:42,596 --> 01:28:44,431 Dear David... 886 01:28:44,565 --> 01:28:48,034 ...is it because your parents tried to cancel you? 887 01:28:49,703 --> 01:28:51,104 I feel so bad. 888 01:28:53,574 --> 01:28:57,444 Dear David, for real? 889 01:29:05,419 --> 01:29:06,453 See? 890 01:29:08,087 --> 01:29:09,523 This is so dumb. 891 01:29:10,189 --> 01:29:13,260 Way to go, guys. Frickin' brill--