1 00:00:04,754 --> 00:00:06,464 Good morning, Chicago. 2 00:00:06,548 --> 00:00:08,299 It's 7:25 a.m., and there's a stall on the 290 westbound 3 00:00:08,383 --> 00:00:09,426 all the way to Damen. 4 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:11,052 The 90 is slow at Garfield. 5 00:00:11,136 --> 00:00:12,429 On the 55, look for debris 6 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:14,139 in lanes between Pulaski and Cicero. 7 00:00:14,222 --> 00:00:16,099 You're listening to Liquid Surrender, AM 200. 8 00:00:16,182 --> 00:00:19,644 Okay, let's talk about the biggest story in Chicago-- 9 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:21,271 the incident at last night's Bulls game. 10 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:23,189 Move over, "Malice at the Palace." 11 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:26,067 In Chicago, we've now got "They Fighted at the United." 12 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:28,403 A seemingly clever fan hid his face from the camera 13 00:00:28,486 --> 00:00:30,280 before punching NBA player 14 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:32,615 and Subway commercial star Steph Curry. 15 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:35,201 However, he couldn't hide his distinctive tattoos. 16 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:37,078 Police said it is just a matter of time 17 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:39,080 before they catch his ass and bring him to justice. 18 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:40,790 When reached for comment, Steph Curry 19 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,584 insisted it didn't even hurt that bad, 20 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:46,087 but the pictures tell a different story. 21 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:49,132 [dramatic music] 22 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:52,260 ♪ ♪ 23 00:00:52,343 --> 00:00:54,262 - ♪ I was born on the South Side ♪ 24 00:00:54,345 --> 00:00:56,139 ♪ I was raised on the South Side ♪ 25 00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:58,099 ♪ Everybody stick together like we in the land ♪ 26 00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:00,059 ♪ 'Cause it ain't no side like the South Side ♪ 27 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:02,562 - ♪ On the South Side ♪ - ♪ South Side ♪ 28 00:01:05,690 --> 00:01:08,109 {\an8}Ah! Ah! 29 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:11,154 {\an8}Mosqui--these mosquitoes. 30 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:14,115 {\an8}Eating me alive. 31 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:16,701 {\an8}Ugh. 32 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:20,121 {\an8}[animal growls] 33 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:22,081 Hello? 34 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:23,875 Hello? 35 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:28,755 Oh, gross! 36 00:01:28,838 --> 00:01:31,424 Ugh. 37 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:32,759 Yech! 38 00:01:32,842 --> 00:01:34,219 Okay, now it's safe. 39 00:01:34,302 --> 00:01:36,387 [ominous note] 40 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:41,935 [grunts] What the fuck? 41 00:01:42,018 --> 00:01:43,686 Duck! 42 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,772 - You gonna say that shit after? 43 00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:49,150 - My bad. I didn't recognize you. 44 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:51,444 It's good to see you, twin brother. 45 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:53,404 - Come on in here, man. - Nah. 46 00:01:53,488 --> 00:01:54,989 Keep your dick beaters to yourself. 47 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:56,866 Where the fuck is Simon? 48 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,368 - Hey, first things first-- 49 00:01:58,451 --> 00:02:00,203 What's going on with that Steph Curry situation? 50 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:02,413 - Did it die down yet? - Die down? 51 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:04,165 Lahmard Tate is making a biopic about it 52 00:02:04,249 --> 00:02:06,876 called "Satan Wears Jordan 5s," where Lahmard plays Simon, 53 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,671 Kendrick's doing the music, Ryan Coogler wrote it, 54 00:02:09,754 --> 00:02:11,673 Val Warner from "Windy City Live" 55 00:02:11,756 --> 00:02:13,341 was at the game-- she's producing. 56 00:02:13,424 --> 00:02:16,594 This is an A-list production. Simon's fucked. 57 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:19,264 - Wait, who's playing me? - Rhymefest. 58 00:02:19,347 --> 00:02:20,640 Hmm. 59 00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:21,891 Hmm. 60 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,726 Wouldn't be my first choice, but... 61 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:25,520 Come on, follow me, man. 62 00:02:25,603 --> 00:02:27,856 I got some hot squirrel brewing. 63 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:29,107 Hope you're hungry. 64 00:02:29,190 --> 00:02:30,567 Where the fuck are we going? 65 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:32,527 - Just through these bushes, man, come on. 66 00:02:32,610 --> 00:02:35,155 You got two fucking ski sticks. 67 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:38,157 [dramatic music] 68 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:40,368 ♪ ♪ 69 00:02:40,451 --> 00:02:43,872 Welcome to Simon's crazed megalopolis, 70 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:45,790 complete with Dock's Fish. 71 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:47,208 He's pescatarian now. 72 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:50,003 - Wait. Where's RTO? 73 00:02:50,086 --> 00:02:51,796 - Oh, oh, oh, no, there's no renting down here. 74 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,131 Everybody owns. 75 00:02:53,214 --> 00:02:55,383 - Oh, so this is a fucking fantasy, huh? 76 00:02:55,466 --> 00:02:56,926 K, give me some help! 77 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,596 I got to get back to work. 78 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:06,769 ♪ ♪ 79 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,024 Still ugly. 80 00:03:11,107 --> 00:03:13,067 [chuckles] Still alive. 81 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:15,111 Impressive. 82 00:03:15,194 --> 00:03:19,157 I'll offer you some dinner, humble guest. 83 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:23,244 Wonderful. 84 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:24,746 Would you like some cave moss? 85 00:03:24,829 --> 00:03:26,623 You know, are you ready to be regular regular? 86 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:30,251 I'm talking about four to five times a day, my boy. 87 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:32,295 What's all that? 88 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:34,297 - Oh, we grow weed and trade it in town. 89 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:37,133 It's not easy work, but we stay high all day. 90 00:03:37,216 --> 00:03:38,593 Welcome to Scorpion Cave. 91 00:03:38,676 --> 00:03:41,220 - This cave full of scorpions? - No, ignoramus. 92 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:42,764 The legend has it that this cave is haunted 93 00:03:42,847 --> 00:03:45,099 by the spirit of a brave Illini warrior 94 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:46,809 who's named Uncut Scorpion. 95 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:50,563 He's killed dozens of whites and driven them from this land. 96 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:52,357 - And he also killed dozens of Indians 97 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:55,526 and some Chinese train workers and, like, 15 sharecroppers 98 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:57,320 and, like, one Polynesian dude. 99 00:03:57,403 --> 00:03:59,072 - Eh, he may have been a serial killer. 100 00:03:59,155 --> 00:04:03,159 - All right, all right, y'all. So the lineup is Dua Lipa. 101 00:04:03,242 --> 00:04:05,370 - We got to "Tinishi." - Ooh, Tinashe, girl-- 102 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:07,121 - Same thing. - Not really. 103 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:08,456 - We got Cordae little, cute ass. 104 00:04:08,539 --> 00:04:10,792 - He's gonna be there, live. - Right. 105 00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:12,543 You know what? This our first Lolla, okay? 106 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:13,920 I just want everything to be right. 107 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:14,963 - Mm-hmm. 108 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:16,631 - Are we feeling like Cameron put 109 00:04:16,714 --> 00:04:18,216 - too many trinkets in my hair? - No. No, not at all. 110 00:04:18,299 --> 00:04:19,801 Because those baubles are perfectly placed-- 111 00:04:19,884 --> 00:04:21,094 - Those are not baubles. They're barrettes. 112 00:04:21,177 --> 00:04:22,595 - Those are exquisite. Okay. 113 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:24,097 - Get over yourself. - Those are barrettes. 114 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:25,515 - Look, y'all need to trust my vision. 115 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:27,100 - Just trust the vision. - Go for Turner. 116 00:04:27,183 --> 00:04:29,269 - Turner, it's Culpepper. What's your 20? 117 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:32,313 - Oh, I'm, uh, patrolling on 79th and Ashland. 118 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:33,690 Oh, hold on. 119 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:35,942 The Bucket Boys just got into a fight. 120 00:04:36,025 --> 00:04:37,402 Okay, what's up? 121 00:04:37,485 --> 00:04:39,779 - I need you to get over RTO, ASAP. 122 00:04:39,862 --> 00:04:42,281 There's been a murder. 123 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:52,500 - Has he ever started a fire like this? 124 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:56,295 - He's gonna get it. He's gonna get it. 125 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:57,880 Fuck. 126 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:05,304 - Look, I know you're afraid to face the music, 127 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:07,849 but it's time to come home. 128 00:05:07,932 --> 00:05:10,435 Plus, Aaron and Greg have passed away. 129 00:05:10,518 --> 00:05:13,146 - What? What happened? 130 00:05:13,229 --> 00:05:14,564 - I didn't have my A-team, 131 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:17,108 so I had to use my B-team to do a tough repo. 132 00:05:17,191 --> 00:05:19,694 [sobbing] 133 00:05:19,777 --> 00:05:22,530 - They knocked on the wrong door at the wrong time. 134 00:05:22,613 --> 00:05:23,865 It's your fault. 135 00:05:23,948 --> 00:05:25,241 K, stop. 136 00:05:25,324 --> 00:05:27,910 I know you're tired. I can hear you breathing. 137 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:31,539 - We lost two good men, and replevins are down 87%. 138 00:05:31,622 --> 00:05:33,291 It'd be more if I didn't have Shahid. 139 00:05:33,374 --> 00:05:35,710 Who is that? 140 00:05:35,793 --> 00:05:37,545 - My Supervising Hourly Automated 141 00:05:37,628 --> 00:05:39,380 Hovering Incident Director. 142 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:41,507 When I'm out of range, he switches to personality mode. 143 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:43,676 Right about now, Shahid's rolling around, 144 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,094 saying inspirational phrases. 145 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:47,346 Praise Jesus, Tamika. 146 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:49,182 Back for the toaster oven? 147 00:05:49,265 --> 00:05:50,808 L'chaim, Deborah. 148 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:53,603 That antique coffee table sure is glad you're back. 149 00:05:53,686 --> 00:05:55,605 As-salamu alaykum, Abdullah. 150 00:05:55,688 --> 00:05:58,941 We still have the rugs you test-prayed on last week. 151 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:01,694 Greetings, Atheist Jermaine. 152 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:04,405 - Hey. What's down there? 153 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:07,575 - Oh, we don't go down there. - Yeah, we don't go down there. 154 00:06:07,658 --> 00:06:09,494 I made that mistake the first night I was here. 155 00:06:09,577 --> 00:06:11,412 Tried to go down there, it gave me the willies, man. 156 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:14,499 My skin was starting to crawl. Shit's haunted. 157 00:06:14,582 --> 00:06:16,334 Anyway... 158 00:06:16,417 --> 00:06:19,420 have a good night's rest. 159 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:22,048 {\an8}[steady music] 160 00:06:22,131 --> 00:06:26,052 {\an8}♪ ♪ 161 00:06:26,135 --> 00:06:27,929 A broken robot? 162 00:06:28,012 --> 00:06:29,931 This ain't a murder. It's a vandalism. 163 00:06:30,014 --> 00:06:31,933 - Y'all clean this shit up. - Turner. 164 00:06:32,016 --> 00:06:33,434 What are you doing here? 165 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:35,103 Wait, wh--where's the rest of your uniform? 166 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:36,896 - I'm not going to be here long, okay? 167 00:06:36,979 --> 00:06:38,815 - I'm going to Lollapalooza. - Yeah, that's what I thought. 168 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:40,024 I told you you can go. 169 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:41,359 I can handle this investigation. 170 00:06:41,442 --> 00:06:42,902 - Okay, well, your boss called me. 171 00:06:42,985 --> 00:06:44,403 - Son of a bitch, he doesn't trust me. 172 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:45,446 I fucking knew it. 173 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:47,115 Did y'all move this thing? 174 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:48,950 - I mean, I had to get some mattresses through here, 175 00:06:49,033 --> 00:06:51,452 but I left it like this so you could see how the body was. 176 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:53,913 - Which you didn't tell me. - You didn't ask. 177 00:06:53,996 --> 00:06:56,165 - It's a fucking robot. Who cares? 178 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:57,750 I care, all right? 179 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,961 If y'all aren't going to do shit about this, I will. 180 00:07:00,044 --> 00:07:02,130 - Ooh! - Oh, uh-huh. 181 00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:03,131 Slap his ass. 182 00:07:03,214 --> 00:07:04,507 Boy, I'll beat your ass 183 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:05,883 you ever scream at me like that again. 184 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:07,635 - Nah, I was screaming around you. 185 00:07:07,718 --> 00:07:09,178 You got to fix this. 186 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:10,972 Look, let's just solve the case, all right, together. 187 00:07:11,055 --> 00:07:12,473 Yeah, that's what I thought. 188 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:13,891 - I already dusted for prints, as you can see-- 189 00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:15,309 Oh, you did this? 190 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:16,853 - But it turns out we all touched him. 191 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:19,355 But in some ways, he also touched all of us. 192 00:07:19,438 --> 00:07:21,440 - That's not-- - Hey, hey. 193 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:23,317 He's not answering his phone. I need to speak to him now. 194 00:07:23,401 --> 00:07:24,652 Does he have a secondary phone? 195 00:07:24,735 --> 00:07:27,029 - Yeah, but only Shahid knows it. 196 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:28,489 - All right. Listen up, everybody. 197 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:29,699 I am in command now. 198 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:31,534 - Oh, Allen, you are way out of line. 199 00:07:31,617 --> 00:07:33,286 - Let me figure out what happened to it. 200 00:07:33,369 --> 00:07:36,247 - Well, actually, Shahid's data is backed up on MNAX. 201 00:07:36,330 --> 00:07:38,833 I could easily tell you how Jay-Mal clearly did this. 202 00:07:38,916 --> 00:07:40,543 You are out of line. 203 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:41,878 All I got to do is find out 204 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:43,671 what Q's password is, and we in there. 205 00:07:43,754 --> 00:07:45,423 - Whoa, whoa, I don't think we need to do that, all right? 206 00:07:45,506 --> 00:07:47,300 And I don't think that Q wants you figuring out 207 00:07:47,383 --> 00:07:49,510 how he password-protects his stuff, 208 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:51,888 especially before I get a chance to look at it. 209 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:53,973 - Allen, if there's something you need to tell me, 210 00:07:54,056 --> 00:07:56,309 - you should tell me right now. - Nothing. 211 00:07:56,392 --> 00:07:57,768 I-I haven't done anything. 212 00:07:57,852 --> 00:08:00,771 Nothing, Goodnight, nothing. I've done-- 213 00:08:00,855 --> 00:08:02,106 You're totally innocent? 214 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:03,816 'Cause you're acting super sus-pish. 215 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:05,526 - Super sus-pish? That's ridic. 216 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:06,986 - [cell phone chimes] - Oh, shit. 217 00:08:07,069 --> 00:08:08,863 See, I'm stuck here, okay, while my friends 218 00:08:08,946 --> 00:08:10,198 are hanging out with rappers. 219 00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:12,700 They in J. Cole hotel room right now. 220 00:08:12,783 --> 00:08:14,243 But do they feel safe? 221 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:17,663 - Hold on, let me text. "Do y'all feel safe?" 222 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:20,291 [phone chimes] Ooh. 223 00:08:20,374 --> 00:08:21,918 She said they feel too safe. 224 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:24,045 It's wack-- all them married niggas 225 00:08:24,128 --> 00:08:25,796 being a little too precious with they nut. 226 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,215 - All right, guys, we got to get serious. 227 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:28,549 Shahid's killer could kill again. 228 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:30,009 - You will, huh? - I am not the killer! 229 00:08:30,092 --> 00:08:31,719 Yes, you are. 230 00:08:31,802 --> 00:08:34,889 [shouts] 231 00:08:34,972 --> 00:08:37,892 - Sir, you said there was a murder at RTO, 232 00:08:37,975 --> 00:08:39,227 but it's just a broken machine. 233 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:41,395 - How did it break? What happened? 234 00:08:41,479 --> 00:08:43,022 I'm trying to stop fucking World War III here. 235 00:08:43,105 --> 00:08:45,107 - We don't know that shit. - Well, find out. 236 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:46,275 That's detective shit. 237 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:47,818 They're all at Lollapalooza. 238 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:50,238 Come on, Turner, do me this solid. 239 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:53,950 I sunk my whole retirement into Chicago Energetics, 240 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:55,243 Five-X leverage. 241 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:58,246 If this gets out, my stock is shit. 242 00:08:58,329 --> 00:08:59,956 I'm moving into my son's basement. 243 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:01,374 Not my problem. 244 00:09:01,457 --> 00:09:03,417 - Sir, I'm happy to make your shit my shit. 245 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:05,127 - Oh, that's going to take all night. 246 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:08,130 - Well, lucky for you, you don't have any other plans. 247 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:09,382 [scoffs] 248 00:09:13,177 --> 00:09:14,595 - You guys want to watch some Pornhub? 249 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:17,056 - There you go. Just make two big circles. 250 00:09:17,139 --> 00:09:18,975 Best part of the flick is coming up. 251 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:22,144 [eerie moaning] 252 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,191 That's fucking weird. 253 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:30,611 Greg ate a pear for lunch on his last day. 254 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:32,113 - Let's just get the fuck out of here. 255 00:09:32,196 --> 00:09:33,489 No, no, no, no. 256 00:09:33,572 --> 00:09:35,449 I'm sure that sound will die down eventually. 257 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:37,368 Turn off that TV. It's super distracting. 258 00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:39,120 [moaning continues] 259 00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:40,621 Shit. 260 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:43,499 - You are scared, just like you scared to go home. 261 00:09:43,582 --> 00:09:47,211 - [chuckles] Never that. 262 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:49,380 Should we follow him? 263 00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:51,549 After this scene. 264 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:55,052 Servos are malfunctioning. 265 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:57,138 Guidance system is fried. 266 00:09:57,221 --> 00:10:00,141 Exoskeleton has been compromised. 267 00:10:00,224 --> 00:10:02,977 - It's a file cabinet with an iPad on top. 268 00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:07,023 - Human beings, reliably brutal. 269 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:08,816 - I've been called worse, I suppose. 270 00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:11,485 Um, so how long have you been at Chicago Energetics? 271 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:13,487 - Uh, I'm employee number four. - Mm. 272 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:16,574 - In fact, Shahid was my first big project. 273 00:10:16,657 --> 00:10:18,159 Actually, my second. 274 00:10:18,242 --> 00:10:19,827 I designed Steve Urkel's robot for "Family Matters." 275 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:22,121 - No way! Urkel-Bot? - Yeah. Uh-huh, yeah, yeah. 276 00:10:22,204 --> 00:10:23,873 - Yeah, those were the days. - Turn? 277 00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:26,459 - [laughs] Urkel-Bot. - Those were the days. 278 00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:27,710 I was on set when Reginald VelJohnson-- 279 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:29,128 - don't touch that-- - Okay. 280 00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:31,422 - Got the role for "Die Hard." - Nice. 281 00:10:31,505 --> 00:10:33,007 - I heard the call--he said, 282 00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:35,343 "Oh, I'm playing the same character but in a movie." 283 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:38,137 - You a "Twin Time" fan. - [speaking French] 284 00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:39,555 - Howard Hesseman and Nell Carter 285 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,223 were the funniest parts of that show. 286 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,434 - Eh, wrong. Lance and Lester, the stars of the show, 287 00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:45,061 are not only gods, they were the funniest. 288 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:46,562 Okay. 289 00:10:46,645 --> 00:10:48,147 - I actually met one of them at a convention once. 290 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:49,690 Yeah, he was rude, 291 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:52,360 on account that I--that I snuck into his car 292 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:54,278 dressed as Fortenberry, the butler. 293 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:55,529 Yeah, we know. 294 00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:57,031 - All I wanted was an autograph. 295 00:10:57,114 --> 00:10:58,366 All I got was put on a list. 296 00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:00,868 - Some gods disappoint. - Yeah. 297 00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:02,453 Wow. 298 00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:04,372 - It's kind of insane that Cordae is now a famous rapper, 299 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:06,540 while his brother, Big Payday, well, it's--it's just sad 300 00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:08,334 - what happened to him. - Saw TMZ. 301 00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:10,753 A lot of substances in his system. 302 00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:12,505 - ♪ Oh, I heard I got to preach ♪ 303 00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:14,465 ♪ 'Cause I'm the one that's got the reach, yeah ♪ 304 00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:16,050 ♪ Heard I got to preach ♪ 305 00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:17,718 ♪ 'Cause I'm the one that's got the reach ♪ 306 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:19,720 ♪ So I'ma fuck around and preach to him, yeah ♪ 307 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:22,515 ♪ So I'ma fuck around and preach to him, unh ♪ 308 00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:24,934 ♪ Like, no, we can't stop until the time run down ♪ 309 00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:27,978 - ♪ I've been out here grinding sunrise to sundown ♪ 310 00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:29,438 - ♪ Let me break ya round the clock ♪ 311 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,315 ♪ They throwing shade like sun dials ♪ 312 00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:33,984 ♪ I end up with a dumb fire, look how far we come now ♪ 313 00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,528 - Hey, y'all, welcome to Littlepalooza. 314 00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:38,447 Chicago's number-one boutique festival. 315 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,407 Curated by me. 316 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:42,410 You, in. You, no. 317 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:44,036 Well, here we are. 318 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,579 Uh, the metadata layer got scrambled, 319 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,915 but the raw footage is still good. 320 00:11:47,998 --> 00:11:49,291 - Good. - We're in. 321 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,252 So can we just watch this back and get-- 322 00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:52,962 Oh. Whoa. 323 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:54,046 Hello, friend. 324 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,048 Would you like some tea? 325 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:58,426 - Uh, no, thank you. - Thank you very much. 326 00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:00,803 - I, uh, would like some tea. - Mm-mm. 327 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:03,139 - This is very kind. - Mm. 328 00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:05,057 - Mmm. [slurping] - Mm. 329 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:06,684 - Pretty nice, right? - Mmm. 330 00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:07,935 Vanilla rooibos. 331 00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:09,395 - You done slurped that like a ho. 332 00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:11,772 - It's green. - It's a green tea? 333 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:14,275 [slurps] I'm sorry, yes, it's a green rooibos. 334 00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:15,901 - I ain't never seen you drink no damn tea. 335 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,611 - So those guys pretty helpful, huh? 336 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:19,071 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 337 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,698 Pretty soon they're going to be all over the world. 338 00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:23,159 - I'd get one. - How many are operational now? 339 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:24,743 Well, there was just the one, 340 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,829 but I'm having a dozen delivered to Lollapalooza. 341 00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:28,914 - Damn! Even the robots get to go. 342 00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:30,291 - Shit. - [laughs] 343 00:12:30,374 --> 00:12:32,126 - Officer Goodnight, come in, please. 344 00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:33,544 Go for Goodnight. 345 00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:35,463 - We need you at Washington Park ASAP. 346 00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:37,631 - No, I'm sorry. This is a bad time. 347 00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:39,341 Me and Turner are right in the middle of 187. 348 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,718 Belay that order. 349 00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:43,304 Go ahead and find perhaps Wierzbowski. 350 00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:44,722 - He a liar. He can go. 351 00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:46,348 Copy. Confirmed. 352 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:47,850 - Can I talk to you for a second? 353 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,852 - Pardon me, sir. - Yeah, of course. 354 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:51,353 - Why do you want to go? You don't want to-- 355 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:52,855 You don't even like this. This is nerd shit. 356 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:55,024 - This is my shit. - Guess what. Guess what. 357 00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:56,859 I want to be at Lollapalooza, but I'm here, 358 00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:58,235 see, because that's how the world works. 359 00:12:58,319 --> 00:12:59,487 You don't get what you want, okay? 360 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:00,821 - Please. - They need you. 361 00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:03,616 It's your job. Okay, you bleed blue. 362 00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:05,826 - Get your ass out there. - I am unhappy with you. 363 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:08,829 [lively music playing] 364 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,164 ♪ ♪ 365 00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:11,624 You. 366 00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:13,417 It's already one dude in here with glow sticks. 367 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:16,170 So take your light-glowing ass and get up out of here. 368 00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:17,546 Don't twirl it either. 369 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,174 [siren blares, whoops] 370 00:13:20,257 --> 00:13:22,968 - Hey, I don't know who's throw this little shindig, 371 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:25,346 but come here. 372 00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:28,432 Hey, I said stop, all right? That's enough. 373 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:29,767 I tried to be nice. 374 00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:32,436 You guys do not have a permit, okay? 375 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,522 So I don't want to be that guy, 376 00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:36,565 but this needs to shut down, all right? 377 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,192 Everybody's got to go home. 378 00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:40,903 Okay, so don't be sore littlepa-losers, just go home. 379 00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:42,279 - Thank you. - But, sir-- 380 00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:45,032 - Go home! [all booing] 381 00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:46,742 - He's trippin'. - That's wack. 382 00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:49,995 - [indistinct chatter] - Boo! 383 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:56,627 - Man, give me my suitcase. - Busted, bro. 384 00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:57,962 He gone, y'all. 385 00:13:58,045 --> 00:13:59,922 Hey, come on, he gone. 386 00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:02,967 [lively music playing] 387 00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:04,468 ♪ ♪ 388 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,512 [siren wails] 389 00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:08,097 - Okay, so maybe y'all didn't hear me. 390 00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:11,100 - Okay, initiating initial setup. 391 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,352 This is the facial-recognition mode. 392 00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:15,938 With this robot, you can get rid 393 00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:17,731 of your whole entire workforce. 394 00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:19,024 Check this out. 395 00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:20,693 It's going to save you hundreds. 396 00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:21,777 Wow. 397 00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:23,320 I sure hope so. 398 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:26,031 It's my fantasy to one day fire every one of them 399 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:27,575 - at the exact same time. - Oh, yeah. 400 00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:29,952 [laughs] I'm in the wave of the future. 401 00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:33,497 Where are you at? [both laugh] 402 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:34,915 Suckers. 403 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:37,626 So parking uphill, 404 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,421 it's like up, up, and away like Superman, right? 405 00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:41,672 She ain't gonna pass. 406 00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:43,465 That is correct, Stacy. 407 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:47,428 You will be bending corners and dipping on them hos in no time. 408 00:14:47,511 --> 00:14:49,471 - Shahid, which personality mode you in? 409 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,765 Regular hood mode. 410 00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:56,687 - That's when my mom left me for the sixth time. 411 00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:58,981 That's Mom. 412 00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:02,192 - Your tears are shorting me out, bro. 413 00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:04,653 Oh, it's like that? 414 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,447 I thought we had a connection. 415 00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:08,240 You reminded me of Mom, but-- 416 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,576 I'm sorry, I didn't get that. 417 00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:14,913 If you would like to purchase a microwave, say yes. 418 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,790 Representative. 419 00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:19,543 I'm sorry, I didn't get that. 420 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,170 Representative. 421 00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:24,131 - Would you like to go to the previous menu? 422 00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:26,300 - Repre-motherfucking- sentative! 423 00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:28,052 Yeah, I get it. 424 00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:30,638 Does she got a sister? 425 00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:31,930 Yeah. 426 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,474 But she want to know if you freaky. 427 00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:35,100 - Tell her I said fingers, toes, 428 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,311 and play with lady booty holes--I'm a certified freak. 429 00:15:37,394 --> 00:15:39,104 What time they want to meet? 430 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,482 Goddamn, Gayle. 431 00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:43,067 - Mm-hmm. 432 00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:45,527 Yeah. I got my eyes on him. 433 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:46,904 No. 434 00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:49,490 Ain't nobody else here. It's just me and the TV. 435 00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:51,241 Okay, well, I'm going to need you to scratch off 436 00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:53,994 the serial numbers-- I know that. 437 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:57,164 You're doing a lot of talking. 438 00:15:57,247 --> 00:16:00,334 I'm gonna call you back. All right. 439 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:06,674 Lights out, motherfucker. [crash] 440 00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:09,968 [winces] 441 00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:11,720 Damn, Keisha. 442 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,013 Why you do that? 443 00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:14,807 Damn, Keisha. 444 00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:19,645 [ominous music] 445 00:16:19,728 --> 00:16:22,189 - It's dark in here. - Yeah. 446 00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:24,983 [eerie moaning] 447 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:28,779 We are in terrible agony. 448 00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:30,864 - Oh, shit, it really is haunted. 449 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,200 But our agony is nothing 450 00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:38,205 compared to the agony your children feel right now. 451 00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:40,165 Damn, that's deep. 452 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,084 - It makes you reflect on what's really important. 453 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,669 - Yeah, it does. - Mm-hmm. 454 00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:46,588 - Like, Greg, why is the rest of your ghost body white 455 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,174 and your feet aren't? 456 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:53,512 - Because I am as I was before my death. 457 00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:55,347 The morning of my transition, 458 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:58,892 I had forgotten to lotion my feet, 459 00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:01,729 and now they are blackened for an eternity. 460 00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:05,232 - Mm-hmm. - That is my curse. 461 00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:06,900 Hey, hey, hold up, man-- 462 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,736 [retching] 463 00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,237 Yep, I knew it. 464 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:11,989 Ghosts don't puke up Chicken McNuggets. 465 00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:14,366 - Uh, unless they're doomed to an eternity 466 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,535 - of consuming chicken nuggets. - Man, shut up. 467 00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:18,912 - Who did this to y'all? - [grunts] Stacy. 468 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:20,622 She's getting really good at this makeup. 469 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,040 It's over, guys. 470 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,584 - Yeah, it's going to take more than that 471 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:25,043 to get me to go back to Chicago. 472 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:28,756 - Wait, I feel like my skin is crawling. 473 00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:31,258 Aaron, don't move. 474 00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:33,427 Aaron, relax. 475 00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:37,723 ♪ ♪ 476 00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:39,767 You are about to get stung a whole bunch of times. 477 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,477 - I can just punch the one on your shoulder. 478 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,270 It'd definitely send a strong message to the others. 479 00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:45,439 - Oh, my God! Get them off! 480 00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:47,232 Get them off! Get them off! Come on. Okay. 481 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:49,443 All right, we good. We good. 482 00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:50,861 That worked. 483 00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:53,363 - Well, y'all heard Captain Caveman. 484 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:55,240 He's staying, so I'm out, bitches. 485 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,743 Oh, shit! 486 00:17:57,826 --> 00:17:59,453 Whoa. 487 00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:00,996 - Uh, we're going to do this the hard way. 488 00:18:01,079 --> 00:18:02,623 I tried to do it the easy way. 489 00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:05,125 But, everybody, I believe y'all on the South Side say, 490 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:07,586 "Play too much," y'all play too much. 491 00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:09,213 You don't have any permits. 492 00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:11,131 You can't just show up, throw up a sign, 493 00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:12,633 start playing music, and be like, 494 00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:14,218 "Oh, nobody's going to notice in Chicago." 495 00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:16,720 - Sing something, you little stupid bitch! 496 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:19,973 [all booing] 497 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,850 - All right, key in C. Try to get the changes right. 498 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,352 One, two, three four. 499 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:26,647 ♪ Love, love, love, love, love, love ♪ 500 00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:28,148 ♪ Love, love, love ♪ 501 00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:29,149 Come on! 502 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,109 ♪ ♪ 503 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:33,821 ♪ Went to the show ♪ 504 00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:37,074 ♪ And I found my girl ♪ 505 00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:39,451 ♪ Holding hands ♪ 506 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:42,996 ♪ Somebody rocking her world ♪ 507 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:47,543 ♪ And when we try to make it right ♪ 508 00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:49,962 That bitch can sing. 509 00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:51,338 Girl, what happened? 510 00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:52,840 - Ooh, Turner, I like your hair. 511 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,550 The bedazzlement on the eyes and-- 512 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,176 Okay, I killed him. 513 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:59,012 But, okay, listen, I was defending myself, 514 00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:01,682 and I noticed because it was my first day back from vacation. 515 00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:04,560 - I was eating a hot dog-- - Keisha, that's a lie. 516 00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,186 Okay, anyway... 517 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,689 Shahid had me cornered, girl. 518 00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:11,817 Shahid, what are you looking at? 519 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:14,194 Okay, let me explain. 520 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:17,197 So Q had already told me that I can have this TV, 521 00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:20,033 so I'm just here, and I'm just picking it up right now. 522 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,452 [alarm blares] What did you say? Aah! 523 00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:25,706 Get this motherfuck-- [grunts, screams] 524 00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:27,791 [blaring continues] 525 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:30,252 [whimpering] 526 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,170 Please, God, I won't steal no more. 527 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:34,131 I won't steal no more. I won't steal no more. 528 00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:35,299 God, I won't steal no more. 529 00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:39,595 Oh, my God! [screams] 530 00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:43,807 He was coming at me with them, like, defibrillator things, 531 00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:45,434 and he was trying to electrocute me, 532 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,728 so I had to save my own life, Turner. 533 00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,980 - But ain't no proof of that. - Yes, it is. 534 00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:51,607 I finally found Q's password. 535 00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,734 - If anybody could do it, girl, it would be you. 536 00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:55,569 - What was it? - Beef. 537 00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:56,820 - Oh. [computer beeps] 538 00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:59,239 - That part. - Okay, we in there. 539 00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:00,449 Ooh. 540 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:03,035 - Oh, he ain't show me all these words. 541 00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:04,494 - Mm, mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 542 00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,371 - This look like "Pop-up Video," y'all. 543 00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:08,290 - The metadata layer got scrambled, 544 00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:10,000 but the raw footage is still good. 545 00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:13,170 - Oh, that is the metadata layers. 546 00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:14,922 This is it. 547 00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:17,257 - That I could have this TV, so I'm just here, and I'm just-- 548 00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:19,384 {\an8}[beeping] 549 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,472 - This is what I'm trying to tell you. 550 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,265 It do say termination protocol. 551 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,808 And a perfect match. 552 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,937 Girl, you don't look like no light-skinned rapper. 553 00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:32,731 - I whupped his ass, if I do say so myself. 554 00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:34,191 And by the way, 555 00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:36,151 I am not surprised Q's password is "beef," 556 00:20:36,234 --> 00:20:38,028 because he is always starting beef. 557 00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:39,529 Sure is. 558 00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:41,240 - Like the time when he said Reginald VelJohnson 559 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:43,200 had peaked in "Die Hard," and then he said he had went 560 00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:46,286 to go do America's favorite TV show, "Family Matters," 561 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,372 but by that time, he was already wack. 562 00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:50,040 Stop. Wait. 563 00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:52,501 Now, Ramon said that Reginald did "Family Matters" first. 564 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,586 - I am obsessed with the chronological order 565 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,338 of Reginald VelJohnson's career. 566 00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:59,257 It's number one, "Die Hard." Number two, "Family Matters." 567 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:00,801 Okay? 568 00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:02,886 - Oh, shit, Keisha, I believe you, I believe you, okay? 569 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,596 But, damn, now I'm, like, fucked up. 570 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,848 I'm like, "Well, what else is Ramon lying about?" Shit. 571 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:09,184 [cell phone buzzing] 572 00:21:09,267 --> 00:21:10,477 Ramon. 573 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:13,522 - What is termination protocol? 574 00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,899 - Where did you see that? - On your fucking robot. 575 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:18,443 And you got a grudge against Lester and Lance? 576 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,028 - Lance and Lester, get the order right. 577 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,571 You don't say jelly and peanut butter 578 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,365 or tribulations and trials or Bert and Ernie. 579 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:24,825 - I do say Bert and Ernie, okay? 580 00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:26,702 'Cause Bert's in charge. It's his shit. 581 00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:28,996 - Ernie's a fucking freeloader. - Die and eat shit. 582 00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:31,206 - Ooh, I'm about to beat you like Keisha did Shahid. 583 00:21:31,289 --> 00:21:33,291 Hold on, motherfucker. 584 00:21:40,298 --> 00:21:43,176 [indistinct chatter] 585 00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:46,221 ♪ I been rollin' ♪ 586 00:21:46,304 --> 00:21:49,349 ♪ You can't slow me ♪ 587 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:53,020 ♪ I been rollin' ♪ 588 00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:56,314 ♪ You can't stop me ♪ 589 00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:59,526 ♪ I don't wanna know where you came from ♪ 590 00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:04,281 ♪ ♪ 591 00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:08,285 [holding elongated note] 592 00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:11,496 [cheers and applause] 593 00:22:14,082 --> 00:22:16,543 - Thank you. Andrew Lloyd Webber, yeah! 594 00:22:16,626 --> 00:22:17,836 Also, I got a couple 595 00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:19,421 of announcements, guys, real quick. 596 00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:21,089 For the gentleman over here-- the snow-cone guy 597 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:24,176 does not have any promethazine or Robitussin, okay? 598 00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:27,137 That is literally just syrup, so leave him alone. 599 00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:28,638 So... [all booing] 600 00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:32,559 Anyway, coming up next, we have... 601 00:22:32,642 --> 00:22:35,270 Vic Mensa? Holy shit, Vic Mensa is here. 602 00:22:35,353 --> 00:22:38,565 Vic Mensa, everybody. [cheers and applause] 603 00:22:38,648 --> 00:22:40,067 Yeah! 604 00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:43,737 - It feels so good to be back at Littlepalooza, y'all! 605 00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:46,031 [cheers and applause] 606 00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:48,450 I'm proud to see it's gotten so much bigger, man. 607 00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:50,619 Last year it was only one nigga there. 608 00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:52,120 He's still here. 609 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:53,789 Drop that shit. [music starts] 610 00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:56,458 You know, one time I actually-- I did try to call-- 611 00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:58,627 - Turner, what's up? - Goodnight, I need your help. 612 00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:00,337 Meet me at Lollapalooza. 613 00:23:00,420 --> 00:23:02,631 - Okay, what's going on? - I don't have time to explain. 614 00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:05,050 Just--The robots are about to attack Cordae. 615 00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:06,218 And? 616 00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:08,261 - And? What do you mean? 617 00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:11,306 Goodnight, he needs help. You could save the day. 618 00:23:11,389 --> 00:23:13,100 Yeah, let's get that. 619 00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:16,895 Uh, save the day? I mean, I kind of already did. 620 00:23:16,978 --> 00:23:18,271 All right, cut that shit off. 621 00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:20,023 Cut that shit. Cut that shit. 622 00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:21,983 - Somebody's going to build me an Instagram page? I mean... 623 00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:24,236 - Hold on one second, Turner. - Vic's finishing up. 624 00:23:24,319 --> 00:23:27,030 Short song. You know any Play 'n Kid? 625 00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:28,740 - I got to go. Come on. 626 00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,951 [upbeat music] 627 00:23:31,034 --> 00:23:33,829 [indistinct chatter] 628 00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:41,002 ♪ ♪ 629 00:23:49,469 --> 00:23:51,471 I'm a cop! 630 00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:53,515 Let's go. Let's go. Okay, we'll see y'all later. 631 00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:55,100 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We love y'all. 632 00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:56,893 - Sorry. What? - I need y'all help. 633 00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:58,478 Okay, it's some robots around here, 634 00:23:58,562 --> 00:23:59,646 and they're trying to get Cordae 635 00:23:59,729 --> 00:24:01,148 or anybody that look like him. 636 00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:02,941 Oh, well, I guess certain type of Black people. 637 00:24:03,024 --> 00:24:04,651 Probably some white people, too. 638 00:24:04,734 --> 00:24:07,988 Point is, okay, if you see a robot, fuck it up on sight. 639 00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:10,323 - You got it? - Racist robots, let's go. 640 00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:12,701 - Let's go. Okay, come on. Come on. 641 00:24:12,784 --> 00:24:14,661 Meechi, stop doing your sexy walk. 642 00:24:14,744 --> 00:24:16,830 Walk normal, bitch, hurry up. 643 00:24:16,913 --> 00:24:19,332 - Ooh, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, selfie. 644 00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:21,084 - Come on. [camera shutter clicks] 645 00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:23,545 Okay, go, fast. 646 00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:30,719 {\an8}♪ ♪ 647 00:24:49,696 --> 00:24:52,157 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 648 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,910 Hold up, hold up, hold up. 649 00:24:54,993 --> 00:24:57,621 Hi, I'm Xenobia. 650 00:24:57,704 --> 00:25:01,291 ♪ ♪ 651 00:25:01,374 --> 00:25:04,502 I'm gonna lock you in. 652 00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:11,301 ♪ ♪ 653 00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:19,601 [monitor beeping] 654 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:25,440 [mischievous music] 655 00:25:25,523 --> 00:25:28,193 - Wow. Are you-- 656 00:25:28,276 --> 00:25:31,154 Were y'all down in the scorpion cave? 657 00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:32,697 Holy shit, you lived. 658 00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:35,533 [inhales deeply] Okay. 659 00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:39,246 Hey, Gil, will you hang tight and warm up the sternum saw. 660 00:25:39,329 --> 00:25:40,497 I'll let you know. 661 00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:41,915 And, Gil, I told you a million times, 662 00:25:41,998 --> 00:25:43,583 you can't barehand a brain, okay? 663 00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:46,044 Gloves. Gloves. 664 00:25:46,127 --> 00:25:50,215 Okay, let's see if we can't find a pulse. 665 00:25:50,298 --> 00:25:55,762 ♪ ♪ 666 00:25:55,845 --> 00:25:58,390 - Yo, nigga, what the fuck is we doing, bro? 667 00:25:58,473 --> 00:26:00,267 Yo, can I got a tea, bro? A green tea? 668 00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:01,851 Appreciate it. 669 00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:03,687 Like, my nigga, why the fuck don't we have no tea, bro? 670 00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:05,647 Like, that's the one thing I need before every show, bro. 671 00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:08,775 The lights can be fucked up. Appreciate it. 672 00:26:08,858 --> 00:26:13,321 - [chuckles] His bitch ass always got to get that tea. 673 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:15,824 [robot beeping] Go get his ass. 674 00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:17,117 Go. 675 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,952 Hey, hey, this way, you damn lunchbox. 676 00:26:19,035 --> 00:26:19,911 Come on. 677 00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:26,501 ♪ ♪ 678 00:26:26,584 --> 00:26:28,920 Hey, right, motherfucker. Wrong way. 679 00:26:29,004 --> 00:26:32,007 ♪ ♪ 680 00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:34,718 - So the key to an amazing Cajun chicken pasta 681 00:26:34,801 --> 00:26:36,469 is really the whipping cream, okay? 682 00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:38,054 You want to put a little Parmesan, some Tabasco 683 00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:39,973 in the whipping cream-- oh, excellent. 684 00:26:40,056 --> 00:26:42,142 - You really don't want to-- - Oh, thanks, dog. 685 00:26:42,225 --> 00:26:43,643 No problem. 686 00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:45,979 Man, are you ready to go back to Chicago? 687 00:26:46,062 --> 00:26:47,647 - Ha! That is not a good question. 688 00:26:47,731 --> 00:26:49,566 Listen, the only thing waiting for me in Chicago 689 00:26:49,649 --> 00:26:51,651 is Steph Curry's anger, more work, 690 00:26:51,735 --> 00:26:53,945 more responsibility, baby-mama drama, 691 00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:55,530 and probably a couple of gangsters 692 00:26:55,613 --> 00:26:57,324 who've been looking for me, so absolutely not. 693 00:26:57,407 --> 00:27:01,161 - [scoffs] That makes sense. - Damn, this coffee's good. 694 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:04,456 Yo, where's Cordae at? 695 00:27:04,539 --> 00:27:08,835 ♪ ♪ 696 00:27:08,918 --> 00:27:10,378 - And this is not high level, bro. 697 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:13,173 We done did 1,000 shows, and y'all still-- 698 00:27:13,256 --> 00:27:15,300 Hold on. My nigga, what is this? 699 00:27:15,383 --> 00:27:17,427 [chuckles] This is-- Is this a pretzel? 700 00:27:17,510 --> 00:27:24,601 {\an8}♪ ♪ 701 00:27:25,852 --> 00:27:28,438 - Watch out, Cordae! - Yo. 702 00:27:34,235 --> 00:27:37,530 ♪ ♪ 703 00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:40,033 [laughs] 704 00:27:40,116 --> 00:27:43,244 Fried that turkey. [chuckles] 705 00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:44,579 Shit. 706 00:27:44,662 --> 00:27:47,207 - Uh, Control, we need a bus at Lollapalooza. 707 00:27:47,290 --> 00:27:49,084 The victim is the hottest rapper in the game. 708 00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:51,086 I'm gonna pursue the suspect. 709 00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:57,092 ♪ ♪ 710 00:27:57,175 --> 00:27:58,551 What are those? 711 00:27:58,635 --> 00:28:00,387 - Oh, Q brought these back from Chicago 712 00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:02,722 I know, I know, they're not healthy--I know. 713 00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:05,392 - Yeah, they're not healthy. - You want one? 714 00:28:05,475 --> 00:28:07,727 - I really shouldn't, but I'm so hungry. 715 00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:09,646 Come on, try one. 716 00:28:17,445 --> 00:28:19,239 Mmm. 717 00:28:19,322 --> 00:28:21,658 - These are good. - Mm-hmm. 718 00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:24,869 Hey, what the fuck? 719 00:28:24,953 --> 00:28:26,746 Move, move, move, cracker! 720 00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:30,083 Hold on. This brother's hurt. 721 00:28:33,169 --> 00:28:34,337 Got it. 722 00:28:34,421 --> 00:28:36,506 Oh, shit, I need to learn the lyrics. 723 00:28:36,589 --> 00:28:38,633 Fuck, I need a damn haircut. Damn it! 724 00:28:38,716 --> 00:28:40,969 - God. Wait a minute. 725 00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:42,971 It's been so long since I had processed food. 726 00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:44,722 - Oh, my God, it's so delicious. - Comps, homey. 727 00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:46,141 - No, fuck that. Hey. 728 00:28:46,224 --> 00:28:47,934 Forget everything I just fucking said. 729 00:28:48,017 --> 00:28:50,603 We're going back to Chicago right fucking now, my friend. 730 00:28:50,687 --> 00:28:53,440 - [laughs] You know, Cordae is my cousin. 731 00:28:53,523 --> 00:28:55,442 That's how we got these backstage passes. 732 00:28:55,525 --> 00:28:56,734 Oh, I'm sorry. 733 00:28:56,818 --> 00:28:58,194 - Girl, what are you talking about? 734 00:28:58,278 --> 00:28:59,988 - Nothing. Did y'all get any new robots? 735 00:29:00,071 --> 00:29:02,365 - Mm-hmm, I got a bunch. - Uh-huh, I got a lot. 736 00:29:02,449 --> 00:29:04,075 - I did, sure. - Oh. O-oh, okay. 737 00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:05,326 Good. 738 00:29:09,789 --> 00:29:11,749 Chicago! 739 00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:13,918 [cheers and applause] 740 00:29:14,002 --> 00:29:15,712 Let's go! 741 00:29:15,795 --> 00:29:18,631 [hip-hop music playing] 742 00:29:18,715 --> 00:29:21,634 - ♪ Yeah, yeah, whoo, whoo ♪ 743 00:29:21,718 --> 00:29:23,261 ♪ Last year, I made seven million ♪ 744 00:29:23,344 --> 00:29:24,929 ♪ Didn't have to do a single fucking show ♪ 745 00:29:25,013 --> 00:29:26,639 ♪ Shout-out to my niggas up at Coca-Cola ♪ 746 00:29:26,723 --> 00:29:28,183 Does Cordae look different? 747 00:29:28,266 --> 00:29:29,976 ♪ All my life moments is a super woke ♪ 748 00:29:30,059 --> 00:29:31,936 ♪ Dr. Dre got a super boat ♪ 749 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:33,813 Sounds like Cordae to me. 750 00:29:33,897 --> 00:29:35,273 ♪ ♪ 751 00:29:35,356 --> 00:29:37,275 I said, Lollapalooza, 752 00:29:37,358 --> 00:29:39,986 how the fuck is y'all feeling today? 753 00:29:40,069 --> 00:29:43,198 [cheers and applause] Let's go! Work, work, work! 754 00:29:43,281 --> 00:29:44,949 ♪ Let me tell you how I come through ♪ 755 00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:47,368 ♪ With the one, two, kickin' shit like kung-fu ♪ 756 00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:49,120 ♪ Treat a bad bitch like she average ♪ 757 00:29:49,204 --> 00:29:51,414 ♪ I'm a savage, little ho, what you wanna do? ♪ 758 00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:52,999 ♪ I'm about cash wild fast ♪ 759 00:29:53,082 --> 00:29:55,168 ♪ I'ma get that little nigga by any means ♪ 760 00:29:55,251 --> 00:29:56,711 ♪ Mama complain 'bout my Balmains ♪ 761 00:29:56,794 --> 00:29:58,171 ♪ But it's all the same ♪ 762 00:29:58,254 --> 00:30:00,423 ♪ Couple racks in my skinny jeans ♪ 763 00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:03,593 [dramatic music] 764 00:30:04,844 --> 00:30:06,179 Okay, so it turns out 765 00:30:06,262 --> 00:30:08,264 Ramon had a grudge against Lance and Lester, 766 00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:10,391 so he programmed his robots to attack them on sight, 767 00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:13,686 but they can't tell Black people apart, just like us. 768 00:30:13,770 --> 00:30:17,065 [sighs] So I lost everything. 769 00:30:17,148 --> 00:30:20,527 - Yeah. - Wait. 770 00:30:20,610 --> 00:30:21,986 Yes. 771 00:30:23,780 --> 00:30:25,615 Am I a good boss? 772 00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:29,619 Yeah. 773 00:30:29,702 --> 00:30:31,204 Thanks, Turner. 774 00:30:31,287 --> 00:30:32,789 You're welcome. 775 00:30:36,334 --> 00:30:37,919 Thanks, Turner. 776 00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:45,510 - You know what? I'm going to the Bulls game tonight, 777 00:30:45,593 --> 00:30:47,679 and I'ma punch Steph Curry. 778 00:30:47,762 --> 00:30:49,389 - That's not a good idea, Simon. 779 00:30:49,472 --> 00:30:51,933 - Shut the fuck up, K. Nobody asked you nothing. 780 00:30:52,016 --> 00:30:55,979 I don't give a fuck about nothing and nobody. 781 00:30:56,062 --> 00:30:58,106 You know what? Uh, cut. Cut, Val. 782 00:30:58,189 --> 00:30:59,816 My bad. My bad. Let's talk about it. 783 00:30:59,899 --> 00:31:02,068 - It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 784 00:31:02,151 --> 00:31:03,403 What's wrong? 785 00:31:03,486 --> 00:31:04,988 - I'm just not buying this character. 786 00:31:05,071 --> 00:31:06,239 I'm not feeling this Simon guy. 787 00:31:06,322 --> 00:31:07,949 - I get it. It's okay. 788 00:31:08,032 --> 00:31:09,409 Nobody believes it. 789 00:31:09,492 --> 00:31:11,160 But did he punch Steph Curry in the back? 790 00:31:11,244 --> 00:31:12,954 - That's facts--motherfucker smacked the shit out of him. 791 00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:14,372 - Okay, that's all we need to do. 792 00:31:14,455 --> 00:31:15,915 - Just believe that. - Right, right. 793 00:31:15,999 --> 00:31:17,292 - You're right. You're right. - Hey, Lamar. 794 00:31:17,375 --> 00:31:18,876 - What's up? - You know what I do-- 795 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,588 - No. No, no, no, don't even try it, Rhymefest. 796 00:31:21,671 --> 00:31:23,381 - No. - You--you know what? 797 00:31:23,464 --> 00:31:25,216 That's why you sit at lunch alone. 798 00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:27,719 - No, I sit at lunch alone 'cause I put it in my contract 799 00:31:27,802 --> 00:31:29,053 not to sit by your Black ass. 800 00:31:29,137 --> 00:31:32,473 [both grunting] Fuck out of here. 801 00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:34,434 - All right, all right, um, it's all good. 802 00:31:34,517 --> 00:31:35,977 Let's do this over again. Let's get back to positions. 803 00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:37,478 - All right, Val. - Let's do it again? 804 00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:39,063 - Yeah. Yeah, let's get this. - All right. 805 00:31:39,147 --> 00:31:40,773 Let's get this. 806 00:31:40,857 --> 00:31:42,900 - My bad, Rhyme. - That's all right. 807 00:31:42,984 --> 00:31:45,236 - It's who he is. - Marker. Camera set. 808 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:48,197 - Sound speed. - Thanks. 809 00:31:48,281 --> 00:31:49,490 Set. 810 00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:50,450 Ready? 811 00:31:50,533 --> 00:31:51,951 Yeah, Val. 812 00:31:52,035 --> 00:31:53,036 And action! 813 00:31:53,119 --> 00:31:54,287 You know what? 814 00:31:54,370 --> 00:31:56,039 I'm going to the Bulls game tonight, 815 00:31:56,122 --> 00:31:58,374 and I'ma punch that little light-skinned motherfucker 816 00:31:58,458 --> 00:31:59,667 Steph Curry in the head. 817 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:01,336 Simon, it ain't a good idea. 818 00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:03,671 - Shut the fuck up, K. Ain't nobody asked you nothing. 819 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:06,924 I don't care about nothing and nobody but me, 820 00:32:07,008 --> 00:32:09,344 myself, and I... 821 00:32:09,427 --> 00:32:11,512 Simon James. 822 00:32:14,557 --> 00:32:16,601 {\an8}- ♪ I was born on the South Side ♪ 823 00:32:16,684 --> 00:32:18,561 {\an8}♪ I was raised on the South Side ♪ 824 00:32:18,645 --> 00:32:20,480 {\an8}♪ Good days on the South Side ♪ 825 00:32:20,563 --> 00:32:22,315 {\an8}♪ Got paid on the South Side ♪ 826 00:32:22,398 --> 00:32:24,150 {\an8}♪ Went to church on the South Side ♪ 827 00:32:24,233 --> 00:32:26,194 {\an8}♪ Went to work on the South Side ♪ 828 00:32:26,277 --> 00:32:28,154 {\an8}♪ Whole family from the South Side ♪ 829 00:32:28,237 --> 00:32:30,782 {\an8}♪ Couldn't wait to go outside on the South Side ♪ 830 00:32:30,865 --> 00:32:32,659 {\an8}- ♪ South Side ♪ - ♪ South Side ♪ 831 00:32:32,742 --> 00:32:34,577 {\an8}- ♪ South Side ♪ - ♪ South Side ♪ 832 00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:36,287 {\an8}- ♪ South Side ♪ - ♪ South Side ♪ 833 00:32:36,371 --> 00:32:37,830 {\an8}♪ South Side ♪ 834 00:32:37,914 --> 00:32:39,499 {\an8}- ♪ I was born on the South Side ♪ 835 00:32:39,582 --> 00:32:41,542 {\an8}♪ I was raised on the South Side ♪ 836 00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:43,419 {\an8}♪ Good days on the South Side ♪ 837 00:32:43,503 --> 00:32:45,588 {\an8}♪ Got paid on the South Side ♪ 838 00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:49,175 {\an8}♪ ♪ 839 00:32:49,258 --> 00:32:51,094 {\an8}- ♪ I was born on the South Side ♪ 840 00:32:51,177 --> 00:32:53,012 {\an8}♪ I was raised on the South Side ♪ 841 00:32:53,096 --> 00:32:55,181 {\an8}♪ Good days on the South Side ♪ 842 00:32:55,264 --> 00:32:56,808 {\an8}♪ Got paid on the South Side ♪ 843 00:32:56,891 --> 00:32:58,810 {\an8}♪ Went to church on the South Side ♪ 844 00:32:58,893 --> 00:33:00,520 {\an8}♪ Went to work on the South Side ♪ 845 00:33:00,603 --> 00:33:02,522 {\an8}♪ Whole family from the South Side ♪ 846 00:33:02,605 --> 00:33:05,024 {\an8}♪ Couldn't wait to go outside on the South Side ♪ 847 00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:06,859 {\an8}- ♪ South Side ♪ - ♪ South... ♪