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[Kid] Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Two, three, four!
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[rock music plays]
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Whoo!
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What?
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It's now or never, Papa G.
You have to tell the Kid the truth.
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Oh, come on, Jo.
Do you really want to ruin this night?
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[rock music plays]
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Can't it wait till tomorrow?
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[Jo] No. Every minute we're stuck
in this fantasy world is another minute
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where the Kid's ultimate fantasy
might come true.
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Remember how hurt he was
by your trick with the fake robots?
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How do you think he'll feel when
this world tricks him with fake parents?
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Hey! Welcome back!
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Oh man, you guys missed it!
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Not only did we get backstage passes
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to the reunion concert
of Dr. Fang and the Gang,
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we got to meet Dr. Fang and the Gang! And…
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Dr. Fang gave you his mask?
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No, this is the Creature.
He's the lead singer.
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Dr. Fang's not actually in the band.
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He's the mad scientist who created
the gang of rock monsters.
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Woo-hoo! Yeah!
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It was just so unreal!
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You got that right, Kid. Totally unreal.
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[sighs] Okay, I'll tell him.
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Just gotta think
of a nice way to break his heart.
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I know it's hard,
but we gotta let him know the truth.
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While you do that,
I'll tell the rest of the team,
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and we'll try to find
a way out of whatever this place is.
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[somber music plays]
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Kid?
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Kid, I know you love it here but,
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I've got something
very important to tell you.
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You're not gonna want to hear it, but…
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Well, this place…
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This place is not what it seems.
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I know!
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-Ah!
-[thud]
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Oh, Kid, what are you doing under there?
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Searching for clues.
This place is full of secrets.
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You know about the secrets?
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Shh!
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We can't let them know I figured it out.
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-Figured out what?
-That this was all too good to be true.
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Oh, Kid, I'm so sorry I--
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It's okay.
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Now, remember our robo-battle
with the Biker in Black?
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From five hours ago? Yeah.
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Remember how he said the fourteenth
Cosmic Stone was somewhere in the city?
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Yes.
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And how the Planet Protection Group had us
searching for it everywhere but the city?
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Yes…
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I think the P.P.G.
has the fourteenth Stone.
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Oh no.
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It's true. I think they want us
to collect all the other Stones,
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not to keep them out of the hands of evil,
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but to put them into the hands of evil.
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-No.
-Yes!
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I think the Planet Protection Group
are the hands of evil!
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No, no, no!
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I know it's hard to hear, but it's true.
Don't you see, Papa G?
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It's all one massive global conspiracy!
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[overly dramatic music plays]
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And since you and I
are the only ones who know,
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it's up to us to put a stop to it.
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Who knows what exciting--
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I mean, horrible,
very dangerous secrets will be revealed?
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Woo!
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Come on, Papa G! To the truth…
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[sighs]
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I thought we were going to tell him
the real truth about the fake world.
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We will, but we can't just blurt it out.
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That's right.
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We gotta handle things delicately.
No reason to rush.
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Yeah, maybe let him have
this one last harmless…
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And perhaps lengthy…
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…adventure.
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Hmm.
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[snoring]
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Ah!
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-You hear that?
-Hear what?
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[groans]
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Yes, it sounded like-- Ah!
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[both yelp]
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[gasps]
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What? You know,
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that cats-always-land-on-their-feet thing
is a myth.
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Shh!
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Four words.
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Charades.
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Uh, second word.
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-Round?
-Shh!
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-Oh, uh, city?
-World. The world!
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Shh!
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The third word is a small word,
like "to" or "is."
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"Is"! The world is…
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Ooh, the letter X.
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X… X… Eggs! You want eggs!
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-"Excited"!
-"Excellent"!
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-World is exciting!
-World is excellent!
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-None of these begin with "X."
-Maybe the X is for "X marks the spot."
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The world is full of buried treasure.
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Shh!
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"Fake"! This is a crossing-out gesture.
The world is fake!
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[overlapping chatter]
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Honey, I'll give you an "A" for effort,
but an "X" for "fake"?
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Shh!
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Forget charades!
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I'm trying to tell you
that this world isn't real.
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I think Fantos
didn't portal us back to Earth.
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I think he portalled us
into some sort of fantasy realm.
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[all] What?
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Shh!
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Here. Watch.
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So, you know how I can portal
to any place I can think of?
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Well, I figured out that I can also
portal to any place I can imagine.
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[whimsical music playing]
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[roars]
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[gasps]
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Princess Dinosaur!
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[groans]
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He tricked us into thinking
we defeated Erodious, but we never did.
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Ugh.
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Must be why my visions never worked.
We were never in any real danger.
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Yes. None of the dangers
we faced here are real.
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But the danger from the Planet Killer is.
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Erodious could still be out there
in the real world.
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Honey, it feels like a big leap
from Tuna's faulty visions
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to "We're on a fake Earth."
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What's more likely?
This world is a complete fabrication
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or this world is real
and we are its greatest heroes?
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[overlapped chatter]
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Yeah, it all falls apart right there,
doesn't it?
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I'm pretty good.
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All right, so this world
is faker than a three-dollar bill.
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What do we do about it?
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We read comics.
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I like it, but why?
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Kid's comics got us into this
and Kid's comics will get us out.
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Let's go!
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No comics! I want Princess Dinosaur.
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Shh! Keep quiet.
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You never know
who might be listening.
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We gotta keep quiet, Papa G.
You never know who might be listening.
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I know who might be listening.
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[both scream]
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IRIS?
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-You're a robot now?
-Yes.
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How better to point you back
to your sleeping quarters?
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Which is where you should be now.
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Yes, you're right.
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But first, can you answer
a simple question?
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A simple question? Anything for you.
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Okay. So…
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If the Planet Protection Group
were bad guys instead of good,
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who were pretending to be good guys
to fool everybody,
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including me and the Global Heroes
to further their evil plans,
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where do they hide evidence
of their evilness?
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Not that they'd ever do so, because
they're awesome and totally the good guys.
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But if they were the bad guys, then where?
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No use, Kid. She'll never tell us.
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Of course I will tell you.
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I would never keep anything
from Kid Cosmic.
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Successful interaction
between sentient beings
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is only possible through complete honesty.
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Deceit is the death of trust.
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[gulps]
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The answer is that
the Planet Protection Group hides nothing.
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They are, in fact, the good guys.
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Now go, begone. Shoo!
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Off to bed with you both.
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You should both be resting
and nowhere near the ninety-ninth floor.
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Oh, how I love having hands.
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Bye-bye!
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[elevator dings]
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Papa G, I've got a hunch
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that something big is waiting for us
on the 99th floor.
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Come on!
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You know what's waiting for the Kid
up there. Tell him the truth! Now!
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No, wait. Don't.
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It might just be another series
of fun twists and turns,
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or a wild goose chase,
or an exciting action sequence.
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I'll bet it's an action sequence.
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Kid!
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[Jo]
The answer is somewhere in these comics.
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Our adventures on fantasy Earth
were drawn from these stories.
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The way to escape
should be in here as well.
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But where do we start?
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[Chuck] Ahem! I've got a few ideas.
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[cracks knuckles]
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Ooh, Speed Demon, number 58. Great issue!
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Trip Lightly, a.k.a. Speed Demon,
entered the Galactic Relay Race
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and ran so fast
that he ran off the edge of the world!
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Didn't work.
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No… edge.
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[thud]
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Okay, let's see.
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No. No. No. No. Yes!
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How about Amazing Myths, number 35?
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Pamela Hades, a.k.a. the Mighty Pamazon,
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grew so huge that she eventually
cracked the ceiling of the sky!
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Ow!
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No ceiling, just moon.
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Ugh. Okay, let me think.
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How do you know all this?
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I was stuck in that floor for a long time.
These comics were my only friends.
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Ooh! Yeah, yeah! Jo! Jo!
I know what'll work!
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Doctor Conundrum was able to travel
between worlds using gamma gates.
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Hey, yeah!
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We got portalled into this world,
maybe I can portal us out.
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Get us out of here!
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Nope.
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Out of here, like really out of here.
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[car horns honking]
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Nope again. Come on!
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I want to get out, out, out!
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Nope.
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No!
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No!
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No!
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It's not gonna work--
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Yeah, we figured that out
when you went outside.
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Oh, what about a hidden key?
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Ooh, or some photon radiation.
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Use some garlic.
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-What about a magic genie?
-Or a magic monkey's paw?
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-A magic word! Mr. Zizzlemit!
-That's not a magic word.
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-It's a magic elf.
-Let's ask him for help.
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-[Jo] Guys…
-We could try reverse polarity…
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Or shift all power to the warp engines?
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-[Jo] Guys!
-Expose them to sunlight!
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You're just pitching ways
to kill a vampire.
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Guys! I think we're getting
a little off track.
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Granted, but how do we get back on track?
There must be a hundred comics here.
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Thousands!
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Ugh!
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How are we ever going to find
the right way
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to escape from fantasy Earth?
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-Drive a stake through its heart?
-[all] Carl!
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You were all thinking it.
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[buzzing]
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[Papa G] Oh no! Access denied.
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Looks like we have
to work our way up the ranks
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to prove our loyalty to the P.P.G.
before they tell us their secrets.
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Let's go back
and strategize a plan to earn their trust.
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Ugh!
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That's gonna take forever!
I want to learn their secrets now!
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-[victory fanfare plays]
-[gasps] Yes!
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Must have been my 99th press.
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[chuckles] Lucky us.
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[thrilling music playing]
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[elevator dings]
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Keep your eyes peeled for any clues that
could lead us to the fourteenth Stone.
255
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And watch out for traps.
256
00:11:57,251 --> 00:12:00,084
Not seeing any traps. Looks pretty easy.
257
00:12:00,168 --> 00:12:02,376
A little too easy.
258
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[roaring]
259
00:12:09,251 --> 00:12:10,834
Yes! I mean, drat!
260
00:12:10,918 --> 00:12:14,126
This is the exact kind of ridiculously
awesome challenge I was hoping--
261
00:12:14,209 --> 00:12:15,876
I mean, fearing.
262
00:12:15,959 --> 00:12:17,251
Let's do this.
263
00:12:17,334 --> 00:12:21,209
[adventurous music plays]
264
00:12:27,168 --> 00:12:29,126
You're running out of time, George.
265
00:12:29,209 --> 00:12:31,126
When the Kid gets through
these fake traps,
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00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:33,418
he's gonna find his fake parents.
267
00:12:33,501 --> 00:12:34,793
Maybe. Maybe not.
268
00:12:34,876 --> 00:12:39,584
"Maybe"? Maybe you should have faith
that the Kid can handle the truth.
269
00:12:39,668 --> 00:12:40,501
Ah!
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[grunting]
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Stop!
272
00:12:43,334 --> 00:12:45,043
This has gone on long enough.
273
00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:55,501
"Stop! Only mega ultra alpha
security clearance allowed."
274
00:12:55,584 --> 00:12:57,584
"Top secret secrets inside."
275
00:12:58,209 --> 00:13:00,626
Yes! This has to be it.
276
00:13:04,709 --> 00:13:06,043
Ah-ha!
277
00:13:06,126 --> 00:13:09,126
Kid, there's something important
I gotta tell you!
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00:13:09,209 --> 00:13:10,834
Zombies! Everyone is zombies.
279
00:13:10,918 --> 00:13:12,251
What was that, Papa G?
280
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:14,876
I know you love it here but--
281
00:13:14,959 --> 00:13:16,584
[woman 1] Not so fast.
282
00:13:16,668 --> 00:13:18,251
[woman 2] Kid Cosmic!
283
00:13:19,501 --> 00:13:21,626
We can't let you into this room, Kid.
284
00:13:21,709 --> 00:13:23,793
The secrets inside are just
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00:13:23,876 --> 00:13:24,876
too secret!
286
00:13:24,959 --> 00:13:27,918
And they're gonna stay secret.
Even if it means a fight.
287
00:13:28,001 --> 00:13:30,501
Ha! I knew there'd be an action sequence.
288
00:13:30,584 --> 00:13:34,334
Now if you ladies will just give him
a moment to talk with the Kid,
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00:13:34,418 --> 00:13:37,168
I'm sure we won't have to resort
to violence.
290
00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:39,251
[all yelling]
291
00:13:48,543 --> 00:13:49,543
[grunts]
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00:13:51,168 --> 00:13:52,793
[IRIS] Door one open.
293
00:13:52,876 --> 00:13:55,334
Yes! Wait. "Door one"?
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Sound the alarm!
295
00:13:59,251 --> 00:14:00,959
[alarm blares]
296
00:14:01,043 --> 00:14:03,876
Ah! I told you, Fry,
we're in a fantasy world.
297
00:14:03,959 --> 00:14:06,209
We can't just unplug the simulation.
298
00:14:06,293 --> 00:14:07,959
Well, it worked in that movie.
299
00:14:08,043 --> 00:14:10,876
-That movie wasn't real!
-But neither is this!
300
00:14:12,709 --> 00:14:15,251
Good point.
Just plug that back in before--
301
00:14:15,834 --> 00:14:19,668
Greetings, Global Heroes.
Is there some way I may be of assistance?
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00:14:19,751 --> 00:14:21,376
[hands clanking]
303
00:14:22,543 --> 00:14:23,626
No, we're good.
304
00:14:23,709 --> 00:14:26,126
And you're… a robot.
305
00:14:26,209 --> 00:14:30,084
And why are you out at night, IRIS?
306
00:14:30,168 --> 00:14:33,084
Perhaps I can assist you
in locating your sleeping chambers.
307
00:14:33,168 --> 00:14:37,626
You should rest up for the fun,
amazing, dream-fulfilling day ahead.
308
00:14:37,709 --> 00:14:41,834
Tomorrow is the day that Mo's Oasis
opens franchises all over the globe.
309
00:14:41,918 --> 00:14:43,418
It is?
310
00:14:43,501 --> 00:14:46,334
And Carla starts
her cross-country bike trip.
311
00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:48,876
Woo-hoo! Mama's gotta ride.
312
00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:53,668
And speaking of rides,
how'd you like to ride a real live T. rex?
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00:14:53,751 --> 00:14:55,168
Is she a princess?
314
00:14:55,251 --> 00:14:56,376
Of course.
315
00:14:56,459 --> 00:14:58,459
Yeah!
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00:14:59,168 --> 00:15:01,959
Genetically engineered
to be toothless and friendly.
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00:15:02,043 --> 00:15:03,043
[both sigh]
318
00:15:03,126 --> 00:15:03,959
[chuckles]
319
00:15:04,043 --> 00:15:05,834
Hamburg gets a new spatula.
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00:15:06,459 --> 00:15:07,751
Wunderbar!
321
00:15:07,834 --> 00:15:10,001
Fry gets Hamburg's old spatula.
322
00:15:10,084 --> 00:15:11,751
Oh! Finally!
323
00:15:11,834 --> 00:15:14,209
Great. Now the fake world
is trying to trap us all.
324
00:15:15,251 --> 00:15:16,918
-Papa G…Ah!
-[Papa G whimpering]
325
00:15:17,001 --> 00:15:19,459
The fantasy world is onto us.
Have you told Kid yet?
326
00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:21,668
Not quite yet.
327
00:15:21,751 --> 00:15:24,709
Got a little distracted.
328
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:25,709
That's the point.
329
00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:28,418
The world is distracting us
by making our dreams come true.
330
00:15:28,501 --> 00:15:30,626
I mean, look how well the Kid is fighting.
331
00:15:30,709 --> 00:15:34,084
This is all a setup
for the super dramatic reveal he wants.
332
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:36,168
[screams]
333
00:15:40,251 --> 00:15:41,626
[yelps]
334
00:15:43,001 --> 00:15:44,584
Oh, are you okay?
335
00:15:45,584 --> 00:15:46,418
[yells]
336
00:15:49,459 --> 00:15:50,543
Oops!
337
00:15:56,626 --> 00:15:59,459
Yes! Woo-hoo! Yeah!
338
00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:00,918
[Kid laughing]
339
00:16:01,959 --> 00:16:04,459
[Jo] There's no way
you were ever gonna lose this fight.
340
00:16:04,543 --> 00:16:07,084
The world wants to show the Kid
what's behind that door.
341
00:16:07,168 --> 00:16:11,043
And once he sees it, once he sees them,
he'll never want to leave.
342
00:16:12,251 --> 00:16:14,793
Kid, whatever you find in here,
it isn't real!
343
00:16:14,876 --> 00:16:15,959
They're not your--
344
00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:21,168
[gentle music playing]
345
00:16:21,251 --> 00:16:22,168
Hello, son.
346
00:16:23,043 --> 00:16:24,918
Mom? Dad?
347
00:16:26,084 --> 00:16:27,084
How…?
348
00:16:27,168 --> 00:16:29,251
How are you still alive?
349
00:16:29,334 --> 00:16:31,126
That's a long story, dear.
350
00:16:31,209 --> 00:16:35,168
It all begins many years ago,
when I met your mom as a young intern
351
00:16:35,251 --> 00:16:37,834
at the newly formed
Planet Protection Group.
352
00:16:38,376 --> 00:16:40,043
[Kid] You worked for the P.P.G.?
353
00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:42,668
[Mom] Still do. Always have.
354
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:46,876
I was the top astrophysicist
in the employ of the P.P.G.
355
00:16:46,959 --> 00:16:49,293
And I was their elite stone-ologist.
356
00:16:49,918 --> 00:16:55,001
Stones have always been my passion,
in particular the 13 Cosmic Stones.
357
00:16:55,709 --> 00:16:58,251
But I wish we'd never found
the fourteenth Stone.
358
00:16:58,334 --> 00:17:00,751
Our world fell apart after its discovery.
359
00:17:01,334 --> 00:17:05,584
P.P.G.'s enemies would stop at nothing
to wield its all-powerful power.
360
00:17:06,168 --> 00:17:10,376
Which is why we had to fake
our own deaths to keep you safe.
361
00:17:11,001 --> 00:17:14,168
[Mom] But we always knew
you were destined to find the other Stones
362
00:17:14,251 --> 00:17:16,334
and wield their cosmic power,
363
00:17:16,418 --> 00:17:19,584
and through them,
find your way back to your family.
364
00:17:19,668 --> 00:17:21,876
But why didn't you come and find me?
365
00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:23,793
Why did I have to find you?
366
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:28,459
Well, before you could join us,
you had to prove yourself worthy.
367
00:17:28,543 --> 00:17:30,918
-[Mom] And now you have.
-"Worthy"?
368
00:17:31,001 --> 00:17:34,209
How dare you suggest the Kid
didn't deserve his own parents
369
00:17:34,293 --> 00:17:35,876
because he wasn't worthy enough.
370
00:17:35,959 --> 00:17:39,459
His real mom and dad
would've never suggested such a thing!
371
00:17:39,543 --> 00:17:40,709
Real mom and dad?
372
00:17:42,084 --> 00:17:43,209
[sighs]
373
00:17:43,293 --> 00:17:44,418
Kid.
374
00:17:44,501 --> 00:17:48,293
This place is one big fake. It's not real.
375
00:17:49,043 --> 00:17:51,168
What are you saying, Papa G?
376
00:17:51,709 --> 00:17:54,376
[Papa G]
The Planet Protection Group, your parents,
377
00:17:54,459 --> 00:17:56,709
us being the world's greatest heroes,
378
00:17:56,793 --> 00:17:58,001
everything.
379
00:17:58,084 --> 00:18:02,584
When Fantos threw us through that portal,
he didn't send us home.
380
00:18:02,668 --> 00:18:05,418
He trapped us
in some sort of fantasy realm,
381
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:08,126
where whatever you wanted would come true.
382
00:18:08,209 --> 00:18:10,751
Like having Mom and Dad back.
383
00:18:10,834 --> 00:18:14,584
I miss them, too, Kid, but it's all phony.
384
00:18:14,668 --> 00:18:16,418
Don't listen to him, son.
385
00:18:16,501 --> 00:18:19,084
We can finally be together again.
386
00:18:25,543 --> 00:18:26,834
No, we can't.
387
00:18:26,918 --> 00:18:29,376
-But why?
-How can you say that, sweetie?
388
00:18:29,459 --> 00:18:34,043
Because the only thing
I feel right now is… nothing.
389
00:18:36,084 --> 00:18:38,751
My real parents
never made me feel that way.
390
00:18:43,084 --> 00:18:46,168
Papa G, we gotta go! Carl just put a stake
through IRIS' robot heart.
391
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:48,126
Vampire robot heart!
392
00:18:49,126 --> 00:18:49,959
[gasps]
393
00:18:50,043 --> 00:18:51,418
Is that Kid's--?
394
00:18:51,501 --> 00:18:53,251
No, they're not.
395
00:18:54,668 --> 00:18:56,626
No matter how much I want it to be true.
396
00:18:57,459 --> 00:19:01,209
No matter how much I want
any of this to be true, it's not.
397
00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:04,668
I can't waste my time
with these fantasies
398
00:19:04,751 --> 00:19:07,793
if the real Erodious is still out there
threatening the real galaxy.
399
00:19:08,584 --> 00:19:12,668
I'd rather try and fail at something real,
than win at something fake.
400
00:19:13,751 --> 00:19:16,501
[emotional music plays]
401
00:19:23,834 --> 00:19:25,168
[sighs]
402
00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:26,418
I want to leave.
403
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:32,168
Seriously? All we had to do was ask?
404
00:19:32,251 --> 00:19:35,668
So, if we're exiting the fantasy,
405
00:19:35,751 --> 00:19:37,709
where do we re-enter reality?
406
00:19:37,793 --> 00:19:41,209
I'm guessing where we were
before we got thrown in here.
407
00:19:41,709 --> 00:19:44,418
Hold your horses!
Wasn't that in the middle of…
408
00:19:46,251 --> 00:19:48,126
outer space?
409
00:19:48,918 --> 00:19:51,043
[rock music plays]
410
00:19:57,418 --> 00:20:00,251
[IRIS]
Salutations, Kid Cosmic.
411
00:20:00,334 --> 00:20:02,584
[slowed down] IRIS sees to all your needs.
412
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:04,043
[sped up] To all your needs.
413
00:20:04,126 --> 00:20:06,543
[slowed down] All your needs…
414
00:20:07,918 --> 00:20:09,876
[normal speed]
Is that more to your liking?
415
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:12,459
Ding, hee-hee.
416
00:20:12,543 --> 00:20:14,168
Ding-ding, hee-hee.
417
00:20:14,251 --> 00:20:15,793
Ding, hee-hee.
418
00:20:15,876 --> 00:20:17,626
Ding-ding, hee-hee.
419
00:20:17,709 --> 00:20:20,418
[slowed down] All your needs.
420
00:20:24,084 --> 00:20:26,168
[normal speed] Alert!
421
00:20:26,251 --> 00:20:27,793
Impending danger.
422
00:20:29,001 --> 00:20:30,834
The death of IRIS.
423
00:20:30,918 --> 00:20:33,709
[slowed down]
Ouch. This hurts. I am dying.
424
00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:36,918
All your needs.
425
00:20:39,668 --> 00:20:40,793
Bye-bye.