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[Kid] Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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[Doc Goomentarian]
How much must a hero sacrifice?
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Born of humble beginnings,
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the Global Heroes gave up their safe,
ordinary lives to defend the defenseless.
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Left the comfort of their home planet
to stand for the Earth amongst the cosmos.
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Put their lives on the line
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to save the galaxy
from the dreaded Planet Killer Erodious.
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Even now, with Erodious shattered
like so many broken dreams,
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the detritus of its plenitude
rains down upon the Earth,
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each stone granting
untold powers to the wicked.
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Fortunately,
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fate has gifted the Global Heroes
with those very same powers.
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Powers that they, unfortunately,
are about to lose.
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Stuck in the clutches of…
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Doc Goomentarian!
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Yes, perfect.
Show me the depths of your sorrow.
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Never! Tuna, how do we beat this guy?
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I can't see nothing!
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Must find a solution!
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Wait, that's it!
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A solution of sodium chloride
and polysaccharide!
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What?
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Salt and cornstarch!
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Ah-ha. What?
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Time to stop this…
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[both] Hardened criminal!
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Yeah, exactly!
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[groaning]
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Carla, spin like the wind!
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Wait! Stop! Cut! Cut!
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[upbeat electronic music plays]
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Ramona, lay on the heat.
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No!
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And bake until fully cooked.
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[electricity crackles]
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And so a goo-man's hubris
is the arbiter of his unmaking.
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Way to dough, Jo!
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Thanks, it's the "yeast" I could do.
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[laugh track]
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Wow! What a fight!
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If you're just joining us, I don't have
to tell you who these guys are.
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They're the Global Heroes!
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[audience cheers]
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Portal Girl, clutch thinking out there.
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How did you know the exact
chemical compound to stop the Doc?
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Well, Kid said we needed a solution,
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and the answer just sort of
magically popped into my head.
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So I really don't know how I knew that.
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[laughs] Oh!
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That interview was straight fire!
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But, Joe,
things got a little dicey out there.
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Insecure self-doubt isn't really on-brand.
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But what is on-brand
are the continued threats we are facing.
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More nefarious ne'er-do-wells
have been charging themselves
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with multiple powers at locations
where Stones of Power have landed.
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Areas we call "Stone Zones."
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-So cool!
-So cool!
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Very marketable name.
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[IRIS]
Fantastic Flo, Go-Go Granny,
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and Nowhere Man
are scouting a Stone Zone in the Alps.
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Señor Frio, Señora Fuega, Quarter Pounder,
and Curly Fry are following smaller leads.
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Meanwhile, we are working
on something special
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to help you take care of larger threats.
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We get a robot now?
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While you six have
the most important job of all:
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Casting the actors playing you
in the Global Heroes cinematic universe!
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[Kid] What?
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This-- This is…
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-Awesome!
-Awesome!
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…weird.
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Papa G, doesn't something feel off?
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Yeah, I don't think that fella playing me
has strong enough cheekbones.
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Well, yeah, I guess, but… No!
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I mean, all this stuff is nuts.
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Robots, movies, Travis?
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Not to mention, exactly how did I know
how to beat that goo monster?
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The way I figure it is we've been trying
to be heroes for so long,
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it makes sense
that we finally got good at it, right?
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"Us"? No.
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Kid, don't you think all of this is--?
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[panting and gasping]
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[dramatic sting]
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Skippy!
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-Who?
-Kid Cosmic's pal, Skippy Olsen.
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We came up through
P.P.G. training together.
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We joined the P.P.G. last week.
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And Skippy's been his best bud ever since.
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Stay with me, Skip. What happened?
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Tried to find it myself.
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Wanted to be just like you, Kid.
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Find what, Agent Olsen?
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There is a fourteenth Stone…
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[groaning]
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[dramatic sting]
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Fourteenth Stone?
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Since when is there a fourteenth Stone?
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An undocumented category of Stone?
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Who knows what terrible powers
it may possess.
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It could do anything.
It could be anywhere!
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Then we'll scour every Stone Zone
on Earth and claim it.
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For Skippy.
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[all] For Skippy!
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[camera shutters click]
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Ooh, this'll play huge on social.
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[IRIS]
Analyzing sand in Agent Olsen's left shoe.
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Composition matches
a Stone Zone outside Cairo.
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Hold on.
The Stone thing is a huge revelation.
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-Shouldn't we take a minute to--?
-No time! To Egypt!
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What? Hey--
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[thrilling music playing]
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Great! Everyone, keep your eyes peeled
for anything suspicious.
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Like a sudden fourteenth Stone?
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-Exactly!
-Exactly!
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Mummy!
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-Rosa, your mom's on another mission.
-No, look!
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Tremble before the Undead Reign
of Queen Teleknitti!
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[mummies groaning]
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Portal Girl, Pain Drain,
search for clues to the Stone.
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Everybody else, you're with me!
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Okay. Yes. Totally. Focus on the job.
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This isn't weirder than anything else
that's happened to us. Right?
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[mewling]
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Now, get ready
for some serious mind power, Teleknitti!
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Foolish child.
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Your mind power
is no match for my power!
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[yells]
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Ah!
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Jo, look! I found something.
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Okay, that does look
like a Stone of Power, but…
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Hold on, are those--?
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Coordinates! Kid, we know
where the fourteenth Stone is.
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Yes!
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[swinging upbeat music plays]
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Hyah!
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[screams]
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[mummies groan]
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Let's go get that fourteenth Stone!
Woo-hoo!
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Hold on, wait, I'm confused.
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How did ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics
have numerical coordinates
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that point to Boise, Idaho?
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[shutters thumping]
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[owl hooting]
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[distant giggling]
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[ghostly laughter]
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[laughter continuous]
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-[sudden sting]
-[all] Ah!
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Tell us the location
of the fourteenth Stone!
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Never!
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You've had them baked,
hashed, boiled, and fried.
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So now we feel it's time you died.
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[childish laughter resumes]
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[all grunt]
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Hey! Don't make us frog stick you
O'Connors and fry you up in motor oil!
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He speaks the forbidden tongue
of the truck stop.
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[all scream]
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Now, tell us the location
of the fourteenth Stone!
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From inky dark the Stone did go
to a different world far below.
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"Inky dark"? "Far below"?
What does that even mean?
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[calypso music plays]
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The Lost City of Atlantis?
How is this even real?
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[Kid] Oh, noble King Subquatos,
Sovereign of the Seven Seas,
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we humble ourselves before you
in our quest
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for the fabled fourteenth Stone.
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Unfortunately, Subquatos does not know
the Stone of which you speak,
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but legend tells of the--
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No, no, no. No more legends, clues,
mummies, or creepy tater tots!
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Kid, don't you think something really,
really, really weird is going on here?
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What do you mean?
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Yeah, what are you getting at, Jo?
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It's time I told you the truth.
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[all] The truth?
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All of this is fake.
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The mummies,
the tater tots, the fourteenth Stone.
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Ha! Knew the Stone was fake!
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Yes. It was all a complicated ruse
contrived by Agent Skippy and myself
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in the hopes of finally bringing you here
so I could present you with this stone,
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my love.
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[all] What?
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[sweeping majestic music plays]
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Stop!
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This is ridiculous!
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But isn't it, like, every girl's dream
to be a mermaid queen?
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Yeah, it may have been my dream
when I was a kid but--
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Jo, what's the matter?
Don't you want to be the--?
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♪ Mermaid Queen ♪
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No! No singing!
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Kid, listen, I think there's something
really weird about this.
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[alarms blaring]
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[IRIS] Danger! Danger!
All Global Heroes return to headquarters.
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We have an omega-level threat.
Repeat, omega-level threat.
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[rock music plays]
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[IRIS] Powered by the Stones of Power,
fueled by justice,
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with Earth's Most Elite Heroes
at the helm.
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The Head.
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The Chest.
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The Arms.
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The Shoulders. The Thumbs.
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Uh, maybe you want someone
with thumb-having experience.
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-[IRIS] The Legs.
-Yes! Oh yes!
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[IRIS] The Heart.
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The Spleen.
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What does the spleen do?
What does the spleen do?
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-[IRIS] The Pe--
-Hey! Not in polite company.
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[IRIS] And the Rear.
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Seriously?
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[all] Kid Cos-Mech! Activate!
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[alarm blaring]
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[upbeat electronic music plays]
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[Kid laughing]
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Oh yes! This is more fun
than I could have imagined!
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You said it, Kid.
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So, what kind of unbelievable danger
are we up against this time, IRIS?
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[footsteps crashing]
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[IRIS]
Only the one who started it all.
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Your greatest foe,
and an unexpected blast from the past…
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[electricity crackles]
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The Biker in black.
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You alien-loving freaks just had to drag
your weird, evil space powers back here,
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infecting the whole Earth!
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So once again, I had to step in.
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It can't be.
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But we beat him! It was over.
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He has returned.
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Wait, what? Let me see!
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[Biker in black]
Sent you off around the globe
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while I tracked the real fourteenth Stone
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to a location somewhere in this city.
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And once I get the Stone,
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I'll use its power
to wipe out all the Stones.
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No more powers,
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no more alien invasions,
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no more playing hero.
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Playing? Oh, we're not playing.
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We're the real deal. And you…
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are really going down!
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Ha-ha! Good one! I don't know
how you come up with this stuff, Kid!
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Hyah!
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Ready, Global Heroes?
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[all] Ready!
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-I'm ready.
-Ready!
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-Ready!
-Ready!
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-Ready!
-Ready!
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Ready…
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to get to the bottom of this weird world.
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Ah!
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Wait, what the--?
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[Doc Goomentarian]
How much must a hero sacrifice?
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[audio tape rewinds]
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How much must a hero sacrifice?
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[audio tape rewinds]
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How much must a hero sacrifice?
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[audio tape rewinds]
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How much must a hero sacrifice?
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[audio tape rewinds]
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How much must a hero sacrifice?
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Oh no.
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Oh yes!
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Curly Fry, Quarter Pounder,
activate Shoulder Blades!
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[both tittering]
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[electricity crackles]
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Not today, Kid Cosmic!
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[snarls]
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[both scream]
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-[tires squeal]
-[engine revs]
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That's so cool.
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Get ready to jump!
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Okay. Jump? How to jump?
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Great job, Pain Drain!
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What? Did I do something?
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Jo, now's our chance!
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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Portal Girl, report!
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Jo? Jo, are you there? Jo!
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[mysterious music plays]
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[gasps]
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[electronic beeping]
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"Must find a solution… That's it!
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"A solution of sodium chloride
and polysaccharide."
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"Simple salt and cornstarch."
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"That's what I need to stop
this criminal"?
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Rex Rocket Issue 408, "Goo Be Gone."
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And you should be gone too, Jo.
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What are you doing
in the Kid's secret Fortress of Cosmitude?
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Papa G! I…I just had to find out--
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Find out what?
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Why everything feels so off.
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Why we're suddenly these amazing heroes
who keep winning no matter what.
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Every adventure we've had on Earth
has been straight from one of--
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Kid's old comics.
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Yes! Look at this, this is exactly how
I knew how to defeat Doc Goomentarian.
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Must've read it back when Kid
had these things laying around…
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Back home.
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Exactly.
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Papa G, I don't think we are home.
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We're in some childhood fantasy come true.
I don't think any of this is real!
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It's not, but it's everything
the Kid ever wanted.
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-And you're not gonna tell him.
-What?
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Issue 332, "The Corrupted Clone!"
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Ah!
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No, Jo, I'm not--
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[laughing]
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-Kid, it's all a lie!
-[Papa G] Please, don't!
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[all yelp]
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Kid!
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Jo.
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Oh, man.
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[yells]
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[all scream]
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[upbeat electronic music plays]
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Jo, I'm the OG!
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Papa G!
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[suspenseful music plays]
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[grunts and sighs]
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[panting] How long have you known?
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Since day one.
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The battle with Big Boss.
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Then why didn't you tell us the truth?
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Well, because the Kid's comics
were all mine once.
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And if all this other weird stuff
is coming true, then…
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well, maybe this will, too!
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Rex Rocket Issue 500, "A Family Reunion"?
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The Kid's-- We've both lost so much.
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But maybe here, we could all…
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Well, this place is supposed to give us
what we want. Well…
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all I want is for the Kid to be happy.
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[sighs]
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Me too, but…
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[Kid] Hey, Jo, if you're not busy,
could you maybe--?
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-[loud crashes]
-[Kid screams]
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[cackles]
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[Biker in black] Say goodbye, Kid Cosmic!
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[all] Fire! Fire! Fire!
332
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Giant Robo Biker fight!
333
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Relax, it's not like this place
is gonna let us lose or anything.
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Oh yeah.
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[Jo] Boop.
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[Biker in black]
Curse you, Cosmic! I'll see you in--
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Woo-hoo!
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[all cheer]
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We did it! Great job, Jo!
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Great job, all of you!
341
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We may not have found
the fourteenth Stone…
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But we neutralized an omega-level threat.
343
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And lived to fight another day!
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And someone else wants
to congratulate you!
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[audience cheering]
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[Kid] Dr. Fang and the Gang?
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This one goes out
to our favorite hero, Kid Cosmic!
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One, two, three, four…
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[band playing upbeat rock music]
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This is too good to be true!
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Global Heroes, let's party!
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Okay, Papa G.
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You win. I'm not gonna tell him.
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Oh, thank you, Jo! You have no idea--
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It's not my place.
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It's yours. You need to tell him.
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But his parents--
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Are gone.
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I'm sorry, Papa G, I really am.
360
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But do you think
this ridiculous dream world
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is gonna conjure up something
that can take their place?
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Or will the whole fantasy
just end up hurting Kid all over again?
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You need to tell him the truth, Papa G.
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You're his family,
the only real family he has left.
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Heroes help, not hurt. Remember?
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Meanwhile, I'm gonna figure
a way out of this fantasy.
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No matter how perfect
everything seems to be.
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[sighs]
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-[audience cheering distantly]
-[rock music blaring]
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[upbeat rock music plays]
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♪ Kid Cosmic ♪
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♪ Is he a man or machine? ♪
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♪ Kid Cosmic ♪
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♪ He's powered by a super team ♪
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♪ Kid Cosmic ♪
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♪ Oh yeah! ♪
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♪ Kid Cosmic ♪
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♪ Kid Cosmic ♪