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[boy] Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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[woman 1] The city is where
you will be headquartered.
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We get a real headquarters?
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[woman 2] From this
Cosmic Command Center,
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the Planet Protection Group
searches for stones
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and monitors global evil activity.
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We get to monitor evil?
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[woman 3]
And this high-tech facility is designed
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to give you everything you need to be…
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[women] Earth's greatest heroes!
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We're Earth's greatest heroes?
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I, uh…
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[laughs]
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You said it, Kid. This-- This is--
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Unbelievable.
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We're just a couple of small-town folk
trying to help out with our wacky powers.
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Not anymore. You saved the world
from ultimate destruction.
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You're big-time now.
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You're the Global Heroes!
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[all] Global Heroes! Global Heroes!
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-Global Heroes! Global Heroes!
-Yeah! Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
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[IRIS] Alert! Stone of Power located.
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What is it, IRIS?
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[Flo] IRIS?
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[woman 2] Integrated Robot
Intelligence System.
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-[woman 3] IRIS controls all of this.
-[IRIS] Salutations, Kid Cosmic.
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IRIS sees to all your needs
and warns you of impending danger.
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Impending danger? But that's my job!
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Hi, IRIS. Jo, the leader, hi.
So, uh, what are we dealing with?
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Local news reports multiple accounts
of random destruction
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-taking place at a neighborhood carnival.
-[screaming]
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Cause has yet to be determined.
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High-level frequencies
of kinetic thermal oscillation indicate
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that a Stone of Power
is being used at the location.
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And it's our job-- No, our sacred duty
to get the stone back!
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Who's ready for our first real mission?
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Kid, this-- this is all super cool
and awesome, but…
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I hate to say it, we're not.
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Papa G, this is everything I ever wanted.
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This is what we worked so hard for.
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Yeah, we messed up a lot in the beginning,
but like you said, the farther you fall…
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The higher you fly.
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Okay, Kid, let's be real heroes.
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Whoo-hoo!
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All right! Go, Global Heroes, go!
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Wouldn't you like to suit up first?
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You mean we get real super su--
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[all scream]
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[laughing]
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[heroic music playing]
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-Oh. Badges? That's kinda cool, I gue--
-[badge chimes]
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Whoa!
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I don't like pink!
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[IRIS] Is that more to your liking?
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[groaning] Seems a little snug.
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Whew! There's my baby.
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Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
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All right.
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[chuckles] Go, Global Heroes, go!
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[IRIS] Wouldn't you rather take…
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this?
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We get a real super vehicle?
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[Cosmobile] Kid Cosmobile at your service.
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And it talks too?
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You sure we can all fit into that?
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Oh, um, I can't drive.
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[Cosmobile] Yes, you can.
You're Kid Cosmic.
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You can do whatever you want!
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Excelsior!
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[all] Whoa!
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[all scream]
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Whoa!
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[Cosmobile] This ride's gotta fly!
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[laughing]
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[crowd screaming]
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[electricity crackles]
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[machinery whirring]
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[heroic music plays]
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[tires squeal]
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Boy, I thought
this looked tough on the TV.
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What do we do?
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"What do we do"?
Better yet, what is going on?!
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-Whatever it is, we gotta stop it!
-[Carl] Stop what?
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[all gasp]
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Every time, Carl!
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You can't keep sneaking around
all invisible. It freaks people out!
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Wait, that's it!
It must be an invisible villain.
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An invisivillain!
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Must be using
one of them invisibility stones!
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Then how do we fight it?
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Forget the fight.
We gotta keep these people safe!
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-Go Global He--
-Mom!
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Oh, sorry, honey. You do you.
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Ugh!
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Go, Global Heroes, go!
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[man] Here we go!
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Wait, this is crazy! What do we…
How are we… Okay…
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Carlos, the fires!
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Rosa, the Ferris Wheel.
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Ramona, gracias, por favor.
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Mom! The bouncy house.
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[children laughing]
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Yeah! Can you believe it?
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Not if we hadn't seen it with my own eyes.
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-[crowd cheering]
-[triumphant music plays]
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[camera shutters clicking]
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[both] That worked perfectly!
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Strange. We never get this far
without some sort of--
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[all yelp]
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-[all groaning]
-[Kid] Ouch.
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Ah, there it is.
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Ugh! So much for working perfectly.
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Ah! What is causing all of this?
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Ah!
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Hey! What? Get off!
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Whoa!
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The invisavillain's got Kid!
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How in tarnation are we gonna--
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And I know just how to catch it!
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You do?
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Whoa!
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Fry, order up!
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Set a containment perimeter around Kid.
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Whoa!
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[powering up]
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Carla, give him a hand!
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[Kid] Whoa!
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[Jo] Excuse me. Thank you.
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Carl, chow down!
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-Ah!
-Don't mind if I do.
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[whistles]
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Mom! Now!
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[screaming]
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Ugh! Gross!
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[panting]
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Huh?
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Who swallowed a cosmic stone?
Who swallowed a cosmic stone?
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What's the matter, Kid?
Still upset that you telekinetic--
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Teleconnectic--
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Uh, mind-powered the stone
out of the wrong end of the pooch?
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No. That was gross,
but stopping an invisible dog?
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[panting]
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[Kid] Not the super-cool heroics
I was hoping for.
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Ah! Hey!
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Oh, I don't know.
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Seemed like the perfect random,
oddball adventure for the Local Heroes.
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Global Heroes! We're real heroes now.
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And we should stop real villains,
not some dumb dog.
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[sighs]
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I-- I just wish--
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-[loud crash]
-[alarm blares]
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[Kid screams]
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[all screaming]
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How are we not dead?
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[Big Boss] Oh, you will be,
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if you puny citizens
do not bow down to me,
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Big Boss, the new ruler of this city.
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[all screaming]
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Who's this guy supposed to be?
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Just the kind of real big bad guy
I was hoping for.
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Gotta watch what you wish for, Kid.
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No way! This is the perfect foe for us
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to establish ourselves
as Earth's mightiest heroes!
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Kid, wait!
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-[chuckles] What's up, little twerp?
-You're going down is what's up.
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Rosa, it's playtime!
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Nina gigantica!
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-[grunts]
-[dramatic music plays]
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[grunting]
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[yawns]
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[grunts]
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[cries]
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It's okay, mija.
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You just fell and went boom-boom
on your bum-bum.
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There, there.
Chuck make the pain go bye-bye.
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That's it! Everybody attack the Big Boss!
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Kid, that guy is way out of our league.
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[yelling]
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Not anymore.
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[adventurous music plays]
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[inhales deeply]
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[blows]
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[screams]
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[sighs]
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[yelps]
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[both grunt]
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[cackles]
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[groaning]
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[sighs]
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[cracks knuckles]
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-[gulps]
-[all yelp]
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Whoa!
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[grunts]
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See, Kid? Everyone is getting hurt.
I knew this was too much for us.
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No, it's all part of the plan.
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"Plan"? When did we form a plan?
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Chuck, you got the power?
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Their pain is my pain,
and my pain is his pain.
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Let's do this!
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[Carl] Let's give this guy the finger!
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Oh yeah!
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[tires squeal]
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Do what? What are they doing?
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[screams]
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[groaning]
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Wow, that worked?
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[all whoop]
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[tires squeal]
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[all chanting] Chuck! Chuck! Chuck! Chuck!
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Hey, I drove the car.
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Nah, couldn't be that easy.
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Well, I'm not seeing any signs of…
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-[rumbling]
-Danger! Danger!
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[roars]
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What in tarnation?
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[rock music plays]
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Why, you little…
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Kid, you thinking what I'm thinking?
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[both] Combo moves!
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-Whatever you want, Kid, but first…
-What's that for?
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Luck. We're gonna need all we can get.
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[yelling]
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Ol' Man Many Men, net formation!
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Here's hoping we got
the core strength to pull this off.
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Big Little Girl, load 'em up!
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[clangs]
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[roars]
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Kid, I'm not sure that's gonna…
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[all whimpering]
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Ha-ha! You missed!
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[Kid] You're up, Portal Girl!
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[rock music continues]
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[explosive crash]
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[rubble sifting]
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Whoo!
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-[Jo laughs]
-Ha-ha!
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Yeah!
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-[all cheering]
-[triumphant music playing]
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[police sirens wailing]
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We did it! We defeated the Big Boss!
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Two stones in one day.
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Ha-ha! Pretty good, huh, Kid?
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Pretty great!
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See, Papa G? Nothing went wrong,
and you had nothing to worry about.
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Guess you're right.
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Nothing to worry about.
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Everything's perfect.
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-[crowd cheering]
-[camera shutters clicking]
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[reporter] Thank you so much for stopping
that evil villain. Who are you heroes?
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I was hoping you would ask that.
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We are…
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-[rock music plays]
-Portal Girl!
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Ol' Man Many Men!
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Big Little Girl!
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The Precognitive Cat.
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Fantastic Flo.
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Quarter Pounder and Curly Fry!
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Señor Frio y Señora Fuega.
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Go Go Granny.
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Nowhereman!
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Pain Drain!
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And I am Kid Cosmic.
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Together, we are…
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[all] The Global Heroes!
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[crowd chanting] Global Heroes!
Global Heroes!
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Best day ever!
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Well, there you have it.
Seems like Earth has some new protectors.
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So, evildoers and villains,
if you're listening,
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you best beware,
for it looks like the day will be saved
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thanks to Kid Cosmic
and the Global Heroes!
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Negative.
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[slurps]
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[laughing]
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[upbeat music plays]
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[computerized beeping]
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[upbeat music continues]