[boy] Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
[woman 1] The city is where you will be headquartered.
We get a real headquarters?
[woman 2] From this Cosmic Command Center,
the Planet Protection Group searches for stones
and monitors global evil activity.
We get to monitor evil?
[woman 3] And this high-tech facility is designed
to give you everything you need to be…
[women] Earth's greatest heroes!
We're Earth's greatest heroes?
I, uh…
[laughs]
You said it, Kid. This-- This is--
Unbelievable.
We're just a couple of small-town folk trying to help out with our wacky powers.
Not anymore. You saved the world from ultimate destruction.
You're big-time now.
You're the Global Heroes!
[all] Global Heroes! Global Heroes!
-Global Heroes! Global Heroes! -Yeah! Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
[IRIS] Alert! Stone of Power located.
What is it, IRIS?
[Flo] IRIS?
[woman 2] Integrated Robot Intelligence System.
-[woman 3] IRIS controls all of this. -[IRIS] Salutations, Kid Cosmic.
IRIS sees to all your needs and warns you of impending danger.
Impending danger? But that's my job!
Hi, IRIS. Jo, the leader, hi. So, uh, what are we dealing with?
Local news reports multiple accounts of random destruction
-taking place at a neighborhood carnival. -[screaming]
Cause has yet to be determined.
High-level frequencies of kinetic thermal oscillation indicate
that a Stone of Power is being used at the location.
And it's our job-- No, our sacred duty to get the stone back!
Who's ready for our first real mission?
Kid, this-- this is all super cool and awesome, but…
I hate to say it, we're not.
Papa G, this is everything I ever wanted.
This is what we worked so hard for.
Yeah, we messed up a lot in the beginning, but like you said, the farther you fall…
The higher you fly.
Okay, Kid, let's be real heroes.
Whoo-hoo!
All right! Go, Global Heroes, go!
Wouldn't you like to suit up first?
You mean we get real super su--
[all scream]
[laughing]
[heroic music playing]
-Oh. Badges? That's kinda cool, I gue-- -[badge chimes]
Whoa!
I don't like pink!
[IRIS] Is that more to your liking?
[groaning] Seems a little snug.
Whew! There's my baby.
Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
All right.
[chuckles] Go, Global Heroes, go!
[IRIS] Wouldn't you rather take…
this?
We get a real super vehicle?
[Cosmobile] Kid Cosmobile at your service.
And it talks too?
You sure we can all fit into that?
Oh, um, I can't drive.
[Cosmobile] Yes, you can. You're Kid Cosmic.
You can do whatever you want!
Excelsior!
[all] Whoa!
[all scream]
Whoa!
[Cosmobile] This ride's gotta fly!
[laughing]
[crowd screaming]
[electricity crackles]
[machinery whirring]
[heroic music plays]
[tires squeal]
Boy, I thought this looked tough on the TV.
What do we do?
"What do we do"? Better yet, what is going on?!
-Whatever it is, we gotta stop it! -[Carl] Stop what?
[all gasp]
Every time, Carl!
You can't keep sneaking around all invisible. It freaks people out!
Wait, that's it! It must be an invisible villain.
An invisivillain!
Must be using one of them invisibility stones!
Then how do we fight it?
Forget the fight. We gotta keep these people safe!
-Go Global He-- -Mom!
Oh, sorry, honey. You do you.
Ugh!
Go, Global Heroes, go!
[man] Here we go!
Wait, this is crazy! What do we… How are we… Okay…
Carlos, the fires!
Rosa, the Ferris Wheel.
Ramona, gracias, por favor.
Mom! The bouncy house.
[children laughing]
Yeah! Can you believe it?
Not if we hadn't seen it with my own eyes.
-[crowd cheering] -[triumphant music plays]
[camera shutters clicking]
[both] That worked perfectly!
Strange. We never get this far without some sort of--
[all yelp]
-[all groaning] -[Kid] Ouch.
Ah, there it is.
Ugh! So much for working perfectly.
Ah! What is causing all of this?
Ah!
Hey! What? Get off!
Whoa!
The invisavillain's got Kid!
How in tarnation are we gonna--
And I know just how to catch it!
You do?
Whoa!
Fry, order up!
Set a containment perimeter around Kid.
Whoa!
[powering up]
Carla, give him a hand!
[Kid] Whoa!
[Jo] Excuse me. Thank you.
Carl, chow down!
-Ah! -Don't mind if I do.
[whistles]
Mom! Now!
[screaming]
Ugh! Gross!
[panting]
Huh?
Who swallowed a cosmic stone? Who swallowed a cosmic stone?
What's the matter, Kid? Still upset that you telekinetic--
Teleconnectic--
Uh, mind-powered the stone out of the wrong end of the pooch?
No. That was gross, but stopping an invisible dog?
[panting]
[Kid] Not the super-cool heroics I was hoping for.
Ah! Hey!
Oh, I don't know.
Seemed like the perfect random, oddball adventure for the Local Heroes.
Global Heroes! We're real heroes now.
And we should stop real villains, not some dumb dog.
[sighs]
I-- I just wish--
-[loud crash] -[alarm blares]
[Kid screams]
[all screaming]
How are we not dead?
[Big Boss] Oh, you will be,
if you puny citizens do not bow down to me,
Big Boss, the new ruler of this city.
[all screaming]
Who's this guy supposed to be?
Just the kind of real big bad guy I was hoping for.
Gotta watch what you wish for, Kid.
No way! This is the perfect foe for us
to establish ourselves as Earth's mightiest heroes!
Kid, wait!
-[chuckles] What's up, little twerp? -You're going down is what's up.
Rosa, it's playtime!
Nina gigantica!
-[grunts] -[dramatic music plays]
[grunting]
[yawns]
[grunts]
[cries]
It's okay, mija.
You just fell and went boom-boom on your bum-bum.
There, there. Chuck make the pain go bye-bye.
That's it! Everybody attack the Big Boss!
Kid, that guy is way out of our league.
[yelling]
Not anymore.
[adventurous music plays]
[inhales deeply]
[blows]
[screams]
[sighs]
[yelps]
[both grunt]
[cackles]
[groaning]
[sighs]
[cracks knuckles]
-[gulps] -[all yelp]
Whoa!
[grunts]
See, Kid? Everyone is getting hurt. I knew this was too much for us.
No, it's all part of the plan.
"Plan"? When did we form a plan?
Chuck, you got the power?
Their pain is my pain, and my pain is his pain.
Let's do this!
[Carl] Let's give this guy the finger!
Oh yeah!
[tires squeal]
Do what? What are they doing?
[screams]
[groaning]
Wow, that worked?
[all whoop]
[tires squeal]
[all chanting] Chuck! Chuck! Chuck! Chuck!
Hey, I drove the car.
Nah, couldn't be that easy.
Well, I'm not seeing any signs of…
-[rumbling] -Danger! Danger!
[roars]
What in tarnation?
[rock music plays]
Why, you little…
Kid, you thinking what I'm thinking?
[both] Combo moves!
-Whatever you want, Kid, but first… -What's that for?
Luck. We're gonna need all we can get.
[yelling]
Ol' Man Many Men, net formation!
Here's hoping we got the core strength to pull this off.
Big Little Girl, load 'em up!
[clangs]
[roars]
Kid, I'm not sure that's gonna…
[all whimpering]
Ha-ha! You missed!
[Kid] You're up, Portal Girl!
[rock music continues]
[explosive crash]
[rubble sifting]
Whoo!
-[Jo laughs] -Ha-ha!
Yeah!
-[all cheering] -[triumphant music playing]
[police sirens wailing]
We did it! We defeated the Big Boss!
Two stones in one day.
Ha-ha! Pretty good, huh, Kid?
Pretty great!
See, Papa G? Nothing went wrong, and you had nothing to worry about.
Guess you're right.
Nothing to worry about.
Everything's perfect.
-[crowd cheering] -[camera shutters clicking]
[reporter] Thank you so much for stopping that evil villain. Who are you heroes?
I was hoping you would ask that.
We are…
-[rock music plays] -Portal Girl!
Ol' Man Many Men!
Big Little Girl!
The Precognitive Cat.
Fantastic Flo.
Quarter Pounder and Curly Fry!
Señor Frio y Señora Fuega.
Go Go Granny.
Nowhereman!
Pain Drain!
And I am Kid Cosmic.
Together, we are…
[all] The Global Heroes!
[crowd chanting] Global Heroes! Global Heroes!
Best day ever!
Well, there you have it. Seems like Earth has some new protectors.
So, evildoers and villains, if you're listening,
you best beware, for it looks like the day will be saved
thanks to Kid Cosmic and the Global Heroes!
Negative.
[slurps]
[laughing]
[upbeat music plays]
[computerized beeping]
[upbeat music continues]