1
00:00:23,004 --> 00:00:26,173
Provided by explosiveskull
https://twitter.com/kaboomskull
2
00:00:39,908 --> 00:00:42,116
What's missing
from this picture?
3
00:00:44,068 --> 00:00:45,668
We'll start with extraction,
4
00:00:45,699 --> 00:00:48,483
which is a fancy word
for trashing the planet.
5
00:00:48,515 --> 00:00:50,627
But this looks like
is we chop down the trees,
6
00:00:50,659 --> 00:00:52,645
we blow up the mountains
to get the metals inside
7
00:00:52,676 --> 00:00:54,211
and use up all the water,
8
00:00:54,243 --> 00:00:56,355
and we wipe out the animals.
9
00:00:58,597 --> 00:01:01,155
We are running out
of resources.
10
00:01:01,187 --> 00:01:03,268
Now, I know this can be hard
to hear, but it's the truth.
11
00:01:03,301 --> 00:01:06,052
So we've got to deal with it.
12
00:01:06,085 --> 00:01:07,811
In the past
three decades alone,
13
00:01:07,844 --> 00:01:10,052
one-third of the planet's
natural resource space
14
00:01:10,084 --> 00:01:11,908
has been consumed.
15
00:01:11,941 --> 00:01:13,475
Gone.
16
00:01:13,508 --> 00:01:15,268
We are cutting and mining
and hauling
17
00:01:15,299 --> 00:01:17,668
and trashing the place so fast
that we're undermining
18
00:01:17,701 --> 00:01:21,251
the planet's very ability
for people to live here.
19
00:01:21,284 --> 00:01:23,588
We have 5%
of the world's population,
20
00:01:23,620 --> 00:01:26,819
but we're using 30%
of the world's resources.
21
00:01:26,851 --> 00:01:29,699
If everybody consumed
at U.S. rates,
22
00:01:29,731 --> 00:01:32,579
we would need
three to five planets.
23
00:01:32,611 --> 00:01:34,724
And you know what?
24
00:01:34,755 --> 00:01:36,611
We've only got one.
25
00:02:29,701 --> 00:02:31,043
Oh, my God.
26
00:03:07,876 --> 00:03:10,659
You live in that?
27
00:03:10,692 --> 00:03:13,732
Seriously?
28
00:03:19,748 --> 00:03:22,179
Does your chicken have a name?
29
00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:27,875
Chicken.
30
00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:29,252
Chicken?
31
00:03:29,284 --> 00:03:31,300
Chicken.
32
00:03:31,332 --> 00:03:34,724
Where's all your stuff?
33
00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:35,940
I divested.
34
00:03:35,972 --> 00:03:37,860
Cut myself down
to a hundred things.
35
00:03:37,892 --> 00:03:40,452
What do you mean,
a hundred things?
36
00:03:40,484 --> 00:03:42,724
Shirt's one thing,
bowl's one thing,
37
00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:46,468
fork, sleeping bag, chicken.
38
00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:48,196
And you kept that hat?
39
00:03:51,460 --> 00:03:53,667
Tell me you at least have a gun.
40
00:03:56,836 --> 00:03:58,531
Jesus, Waldo.
41
00:04:01,892 --> 00:04:04,452
When's the last time
you had anybody up here?
42
00:04:04,484 --> 00:04:05,796
Three years.
43
00:04:05,828 --> 00:04:07,684
You got any friends?
44
00:04:07,716 --> 00:04:09,955
Chicken.
45
00:04:13,348 --> 00:04:14,883
Wow.
46
00:04:14,915 --> 00:04:18,276
What the fuck is that?
47
00:04:18,308 --> 00:04:20,515
I bought the land
from a sculptor.
48
00:04:20,547 --> 00:04:24,644
Sure, because this spoke to you,
right?
49
00:04:26,596 --> 00:04:29,668
Remember that time
we were supposedly "broken up"?
50
00:04:29,700 --> 00:04:31,748
I ran into you outside
the art museum on Wilshire.
51
00:04:31,780 --> 00:04:33,636
I was on a date.
52
00:04:33,668 --> 00:04:35,300
I ditched the guy.
53
00:04:35,332 --> 00:04:37,795
We went straight to your truck
in the parking structure.
54
00:04:39,268 --> 00:04:41,635
It was right next to
the La Brea Tar Pits.
55
00:04:41,667 --> 00:04:44,004
By the mammoths.
56
00:04:44,036 --> 00:04:45,732
Okay.
57
00:04:45,764 --> 00:04:47,748
First of all,
this isn't a mammoth.
58
00:04:47,780 --> 00:04:49,379
It's an elephant.
59
00:04:49,411 --> 00:04:52,388
Second of all, you're saying
I bought this property
60
00:04:52,420 --> 00:04:54,500
because I had a subconscious
sexual memory
61
00:04:54,532 --> 00:04:56,292
prompted by this sculpture.
62
00:04:56,324 --> 00:04:59,268
Which you brought me straight to
the minute I came to visit you.
63
00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:00,803
Uninvited.
64
00:05:03,364 --> 00:05:05,060
Look, I'm here on business.
65
00:05:05,092 --> 00:05:07,780
- Alastair Pinch, the actor...
- Killed his wife.
66
00:05:07,812 --> 00:05:10,724
Look, maybe he killed her,
maybe he didn't.
67
00:05:10,756 --> 00:05:13,540
I don't think he even knows.
The guy's a blackout drunk.
68
00:05:13,572 --> 00:05:15,267
The network's got a lot riding
on him,
69
00:05:15,299 --> 00:05:16,516
so they're paying
for his lawyer.
70
00:05:16,548 --> 00:05:17,668
So he did kill her.
71
00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:19,332
It means the money's serious.
72
00:05:19,364 --> 00:05:21,027
They're looking to hire a P.I.
73
00:05:21,059 --> 00:05:24,420
This gig could jump me
to the majors.
74
00:05:24,452 --> 00:05:26,308
If I could deliver the famous
Charlie Waldo
75
00:05:26,340 --> 00:05:29,316
to work it with me...
76
00:05:29,348 --> 00:05:30,756
Come on.
77
00:05:30,788 --> 00:05:33,156
You know these Hollywood types.
78
00:05:33,188 --> 00:05:35,780
They always want to put
a big name in it.
79
00:05:35,812 --> 00:05:38,307
I'm retired.
80
00:05:38,339 --> 00:05:40,324
I see that.
81
00:05:40,356 --> 00:05:43,075
From the force.
82
00:05:43,107 --> 00:05:46,436
I'd be willing to go 80/20,
yours.
83
00:05:46,468 --> 00:05:48,292
What would I even do
with the money?
84
00:05:48,324 --> 00:05:50,532
Buy a nicer hundred things.
85
00:05:50,564 --> 00:05:52,164
'Cause then my life
would be complete?
86
00:05:52,196 --> 00:05:53,603
Exactly.
87
00:05:55,587 --> 00:05:58,116
Pass.
88
00:05:58,148 --> 00:05:59,780
Lydell was a long time ago.
89
00:05:59,812 --> 00:06:00,996
Lorena.
90
00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:02,436
You don't have to
keep punishing yourself.
91
00:06:02,468 --> 00:06:03,556
You don't have to
live like this.
92
00:06:03,588 --> 00:06:05,284
You don't have to
live like that.
93
00:06:05,316 --> 00:06:07,588
Fuck, you expect me
to apologize?
94
00:06:07,620 --> 00:06:09,091
Hey, I grew up poor.
95
00:06:09,124 --> 00:06:12,835
For-real poor,
not with solar panels.
96
00:06:12,867 --> 00:06:16,100
Bye.
97
00:06:16,132 --> 00:06:18,980
Come on, let me bring you back
into the real world.
98
00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:23,044
Just for a few weeks.
We'll have some laughs.
99
00:06:23,076 --> 00:06:24,772
I can't.
100
00:06:27,364 --> 00:06:31,460
All right.
It was worth a shot.
101
00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:34,084
Can I have a hug at least?
102
00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:42,788
You ghosted me, Waldo.
103
00:06:44,644 --> 00:06:46,820
I ghosted everybody.
104
00:06:46,852 --> 00:06:49,636
I know.
105
00:06:49,667 --> 00:06:51,876
You smell better than you look.
106
00:06:58,724 --> 00:07:00,548
You can't stay up here forever.
107
00:07:00,579 --> 00:07:03,715
No? Why not?
108
00:07:03,748 --> 00:07:07,588
Same reason you and I
kept hooking back up.
109
00:07:07,620 --> 00:07:09,604
Unfinished business is a bitch.
110
00:07:18,244 --> 00:07:19,492
Things are not looking good
111
00:07:19,524 --> 00:07:21,444
for celebrated actor
Alastair Pinch.
112
00:07:21,476 --> 00:07:23,875
He's under renewed scrutiny
by the LAPD
113
00:07:23,908 --> 00:07:25,348
regarding the murder
of his wife,
114
00:07:25,380 --> 00:07:27,140
Monica Pinch, two weeks ago.
115
00:07:27,172 --> 00:07:29,379
Investigators say they are
focusing their inquiries
116
00:07:29,412 --> 00:07:32,292
on the actor himself
as the prime suspect.
117
00:07:56,228 --> 00:07:58,500
Jesus, Waldo.
118
00:08:02,436 --> 00:08:04,195
You know, you shouldn't do that.
119
00:08:04,228 --> 00:08:06,500
Call a cop.
120
00:08:06,532 --> 00:08:09,091
Mm.
121
00:08:09,124 --> 00:08:10,659
Mm.
122
00:08:13,604 --> 00:08:17,220
Lorena Nascimento was out here
a couple days ago, huh?
123
00:08:17,252 --> 00:08:20,228
Oh, yeah? I'd have to check
my visitor's log.
124
00:08:20,259 --> 00:08:21,764
Don't jerk me.
125
00:08:21,796 --> 00:08:24,451
She's been scoping you
for the Pinch murder.
126
00:08:24,484 --> 00:08:28,260
That dumb bastard's
the least of her worries.
127
00:08:28,291 --> 00:08:29,763
She say anything about Don Q?
128
00:08:29,796 --> 00:08:31,492
Is he a game show host?
129
00:08:31,524 --> 00:08:33,188
Captain of industry.
130
00:08:33,220 --> 00:08:36,227
A recreational pharmaceutical
industry.
131
00:08:36,260 --> 00:08:37,316
Your girl's on his payroll.
132
00:08:37,348 --> 00:08:38,820
That sounds like bullshit.
133
00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:40,164
Oh, that's not bullshit.
134
00:08:40,196 --> 00:08:41,828
You check out her ride?
135
00:08:41,860 --> 00:08:43,620
Where do you think she gets
that kind of cheese?
136
00:08:43,651 --> 00:08:46,116
Where does a cop with four kids
get the cheese for a 'Vette?
137
00:08:46,148 --> 00:08:48,388
- Ha-ha-ha.
- You dropped this.
138
00:08:48,420 --> 00:08:49,828
Fucking dick.
139
00:08:49,860 --> 00:08:53,188
Anyway, she took something
that belonged to Don Q.
140
00:08:53,220 --> 00:08:54,756
Not exactly
the healthiest lifestyle choice.
141
00:08:54,788 --> 00:08:59,523
And what I think is she came up
here to leave it with you.
142
00:08:59,556 --> 00:09:01,060
Leave what?
143
00:09:01,091 --> 00:09:02,532
And if you're smart,
you will give it to me.
144
00:09:02,564 --> 00:09:04,708
I don't know what it is.
I haven't seen her.
145
00:09:04,740 --> 00:09:06,148
Stop wasting my time, man.
146
00:09:06,180 --> 00:09:07,651
The last thing she did
on a computer
147
00:09:07,684 --> 00:09:09,028
was Google Map this ass pile.
148
00:09:09,060 --> 00:09:11,108
The last call on her cell
was from Idyllwild.
149
00:09:11,139 --> 00:09:12,932
What do you mean last call?
150
00:09:12,963 --> 00:09:14,436
There a missing-persons open?
151
00:09:14,468 --> 00:09:15,748
Hell no.
152
00:09:15,780 --> 00:09:17,604
That would require
somebody gave a shit.
153
00:09:17,636 --> 00:09:20,643
What?
154
00:09:20,676 --> 00:09:22,467
Oh, Jesus.
155
00:09:46,563 --> 00:09:47,940
This is Lorena.
156
00:09:47,971 --> 00:09:49,284
You can leave a message,
157
00:09:49,316 --> 00:09:51,140
but if you want me
to call you back,
158
00:09:51,172 --> 00:09:52,996
you better make it interesting.
159
00:10:01,860 --> 00:10:03,876
Fuck you, Lorena.
160
00:10:18,628 --> 00:10:20,067
Damn!
161
00:10:22,628 --> 00:10:23,876
Yo, hit him again.
162
00:10:23,907 --> 00:10:24,996
Come on.
Hit him again.
163
00:10:25,028 --> 00:10:28,388
- Hit him.
- Ooh!
164
00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:30,660
Oh, he gonna
fuck your white ass up.
165
00:10:30,692 --> 00:10:32,131
Hit him again.
Hit him again.
166
00:10:32,164 --> 00:10:33,284
Wait, wait, wait!
167
00:10:33,316 --> 00:10:34,948
Here we go.
Hit him again.
168
00:10:34,980 --> 00:10:36,196
Whatever the problem is here,
169
00:10:36,227 --> 00:10:40,996
let's see if we can...
communicate.
170
00:10:41,027 --> 00:10:42,372
Is that a purse?
171
00:10:42,404 --> 00:10:43,972
It's a Bottega, motherfucker.
172
00:10:44,004 --> 00:10:45,475
Oh, shit.
173
00:10:49,604 --> 00:10:52,195
Oh, shit. What the fuck
did you hit him with?
174
00:10:52,228 --> 00:10:53,572
Yeah. Yeah.
175
00:10:53,604 --> 00:10:55,364
Yo, come on, big man.
176
00:10:55,396 --> 00:10:57,091
Bam, then that's it.
177
00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:58,563
That's the one.
178
00:10:58,596 --> 00:11:00,324
Come on, big fella.
179
00:11:00,356 --> 00:11:04,100
- Oh, that's it. That's it.
- What do you morons want?
180
00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:05,828
Hey, hold on, hold on, hold on.
181
00:11:05,860 --> 00:11:08,196
Relax, big man.
182
00:11:08,228 --> 00:11:11,076
We want you to stay your ass up
on this motherfucking mountain.
183
00:11:11,108 --> 00:11:12,804
And stay away from
Alastair Pinch.
184
00:11:12,836 --> 00:11:14,468
Yeah. That's right.
And if you don't,
185
00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:15,651
you gonna get more visits from
186
00:11:15,684 --> 00:11:17,763
the Palisade Posse,
motherfucker.
187
00:11:20,773 --> 00:11:22,084
The fuck is wrong with him?
188
00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:23,108
Help me up.
189
00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:24,579
Come on.
190
00:11:24,613 --> 00:11:25,828
Yo, what are you doing?
191
00:11:25,860 --> 00:11:27,267
He's asking for help.
192
00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:28,740
What the fuck are you doing?
193
00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:30,212
I hate to break it
to you, boys...
194
00:11:30,243 --> 00:11:32,867
I've got nothing to do
with Alastair Pinch.
195
00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:34,179
Bullshit.
196
00:11:34,213 --> 00:11:36,003
You work for the network.
It's in the trades.
197
00:11:36,036 --> 00:11:38,724
Let me see.
198
00:11:38,756 --> 00:11:39,747
Boom.
199
00:11:39,780 --> 00:11:41,860
It's upside-down, moron.
200
00:11:44,420 --> 00:11:45,988
Yeah, that's right.
201
00:11:46,019 --> 00:11:47,653
What the fuck?
202
00:11:47,684 --> 00:11:49,220
Knock him out, dawg.
Come on.
203
00:11:52,484 --> 00:11:55,172
Just stay your hillbilly ass
out of L.A., bitch.
204
00:13:05,860 --> 00:13:07,940
This is Lorena.
You can leave a message,
205
00:13:07,971 --> 00:13:10,020
but if you want me
to call you back,
206
00:13:10,052 --> 00:13:11,173
you better make it interesting.
207
00:13:11,204 --> 00:13:12,836
The mailbox is full
208
00:13:12,867 --> 00:13:14,820
and cannot accept new messages
at this time.
209
00:14:00,580 --> 00:14:01,957
Mr. Waldo.
210
00:14:01,988 --> 00:14:03,844
Wilson Sikorsky,
head of the network.
211
00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:07,235
Hop in. You know Fontella Davis,
Alastair Pinch's attorney?
212
00:14:07,268 --> 00:14:08,773
Never had the pleasure.
213
00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:10,340
Hold on. Hang on.
Hang on.
214
00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:12,004
No.
No, I'm not paying him $40,000.
215
00:14:12,035 --> 00:14:14,755
I'll pay him $25,000.
He should be kissing my balls.
216
00:14:14,788 --> 00:14:16,196
What was the last series he had?
217
00:14:16,227 --> 00:14:17,859
Two years, he'll be playing
Sasquatch
218
00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:19,044
on the Discovery Channel.
219
00:14:19,076 --> 00:14:21,924
Hey, why would you
put in the trades
220
00:14:21,956 --> 00:14:23,555
that I was working
for your network?
221
00:14:23,588 --> 00:14:24,901
Mr. Waldo, when you land a star,
222
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:26,308
you don't hide him
under your ass.
223
00:14:26,339 --> 00:14:27,684
You tell the whole
fucking world.
224
00:14:27,716 --> 00:14:29,444
You were the youngest ever
captain of the LAPD.
225
00:14:29,475 --> 00:14:30,531
Did we get that right?
226
00:14:30,564 --> 00:14:32,195
Youngest Detective III.
227
00:14:32,228 --> 00:14:34,084
Yeah, close enough.
We want you to start right away
228
00:14:34,115 --> 00:14:36,517
even though Lorena Nascimento
seems unavailable.
229
00:14:36,548 --> 00:14:39,301
She's missing. When's the last
time you talked to her?
230
00:14:39,332 --> 00:14:42,308
No. No.
Fuck no.
231
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:43,844
That I can work with.
Then you do your homework.
232
00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:45,188
She's gonna be
exactly like a mother.
233
00:14:45,220 --> 00:14:47,619
- You have kids, Mr. Waldo?
- No.
234
00:14:47,651 --> 00:14:49,571
I'm gonna give you my cellphone.
235
00:14:49,604 --> 00:14:51,364
Don't call the office.
My new assistant's a fuckwit.
236
00:14:51,395 --> 00:14:52,547
But call me day or night,
though.
237
00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:54,179
I got to get this tied up.
238
00:14:54,211 --> 00:14:56,195
You may or may not be aware
I'm facing a takeover.
239
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:57,988
And I won't you on NCN
with me tonight.
240
00:14:58,019 --> 00:15:00,004
I assume you know
how to find a barbershop.
241
00:15:00,035 --> 00:15:01,891
Hey, guys.
242
00:15:01,924 --> 00:15:05,188
Thing is, I never told Lorena
I'd do this.
243
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:08,228
Sorry.
244
00:15:08,260 --> 00:15:09,635
So I tell you
my nuts are in a vise,
245
00:15:09,668 --> 00:15:11,876
you give them an extra turn?
246
00:15:11,908 --> 00:15:14,755
You want more money,
just have your reps call me.
247
00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:16,804
The show's worth twice now
what it used to be.
248
00:15:16,837 --> 00:15:19,139
This murder thing has done
wonders for the ratings.
249
00:15:19,171 --> 00:15:20,516
I could probably get
$6 mill an ep,
250
00:15:20,548 --> 00:15:22,084
but, you know,
I got to have 100 episodes,
251
00:15:22,115 --> 00:15:23,461
and I only got 57.
252
00:15:23,492 --> 00:15:25,891
So I need two more years
of... watch the cable...
253
00:15:25,924 --> 00:15:28,899
Alastair Pinch healthy,
happy, and off of death row.
254
00:15:28,931 --> 00:15:30,788
I can't take this.
255
00:15:30,819 --> 00:15:32,197
I only own 100 things.
256
00:15:32,228 --> 00:15:34,084
If I take that,
it's gonna be 101, you know?
257
00:15:34,117 --> 00:15:35,140
Not really.
258
00:15:35,173 --> 00:15:36,579
Well, it's complicated.
259
00:15:36,611 --> 00:15:38,371
Let's go with
one of the other P.I.s.
260
00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:40,228
I know we said we needed
to create distraction.
261
00:15:40,259 --> 00:15:41,540
But this?
Come on.
262
00:15:41,571 --> 00:15:43,108
Big fan of your work too.
263
00:15:43,139 --> 00:15:45,091
A real P.I., one that knows
how to do the job,
264
00:15:45,124 --> 00:15:47,139
- not just some has-been.
- All right. Look.
265
00:15:47,171 --> 00:15:48,548
Hey, hey, hey. Shh.
266
00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:51,301
I'm only here to tell you
to put out a press release
267
00:15:51,332 --> 00:15:53,027
that says I'm not involved,
all right?
268
00:15:53,060 --> 00:15:54,788
That I turned it down.
Can you do that?
269
00:15:54,819 --> 00:15:55,940
This is the hottest gig in town.
270
00:15:55,971 --> 00:15:57,635
Everybody's chasing it.
271
00:15:57,668 --> 00:15:59,780
Here's what I'll do.
I'll introduce you to Alastair.
272
00:15:59,811 --> 00:16:01,828
I'll pay you for the day whether
you take the case or not.
273
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:06,243
Excuse me.
Hey. Yeah. No. I'm on...
274
00:16:06,275 --> 00:16:08,131
What was Lorena gonna charge?
275
00:16:08,163 --> 00:16:10,628
- $1,000 a day plus expenses.
- $2,000, and not to me.
276
00:16:10,660 --> 00:16:13,412
A donation to the Sierra Club
in memory of Lydell Lipps.
277
00:16:13,444 --> 00:16:15,715
Deal. It's a shame
the kids are gonna miss this.
278
00:16:15,748 --> 00:16:18,308
You're about to meet
a motherfucking legend.
279
00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:20,965
So,
Stevie and I were at my estate.
280
00:16:20,996 --> 00:16:22,435
I was drinking absinthe,
281
00:16:22,468 --> 00:16:23,747
and several snifters in,
282
00:16:23,780 --> 00:16:26,499
I decided that this would be
the perfect night
283
00:16:26,531 --> 00:16:29,283
to teach Stevie Wonder
how to drive.
284
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,644
And that it might be
most entertaining
285
00:16:32,677 --> 00:16:36,548
to let him motor about the lawn
with me outside the car,
286
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:38,276
- trying to dodge it.
- Excuse me.
287
00:16:38,308 --> 00:16:39,492
I need a shoot, Mr. Pinch.
288
00:16:39,524 --> 00:16:41,412
Oh, thank you, cherub.
289
00:16:41,444 --> 00:16:44,005
Anyway, I thought I'd give
Stevie a sporting chance.
290
00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:46,212
So there I was,
trousers around my ankles,
291
00:16:46,244 --> 00:16:49,411
Stevie gave it some stick,
and I spent the next fortnight
292
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:51,619
pissing claret in Ward C.
293
00:16:51,652 --> 00:16:53,636
Where's my mustache fluffer?
294
00:16:53,668 --> 00:16:55,780
Last looks.
295
00:16:55,812 --> 00:16:58,692
Let me know when we're set.
296
00:16:58,724 --> 00:17:00,995
Grazie, babies.
297
00:17:01,028 --> 00:17:02,372
Ohh.
298
00:17:02,404 --> 00:17:03,939
Sustained.
299
00:17:03,971 --> 00:17:05,188
"Sustrained."
300
00:17:05,221 --> 00:17:06,628
So stained.
301
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:07,875
Is he shit-faced?
302
00:17:07,907 --> 00:17:09,188
Come on.
303
00:17:11,812 --> 00:17:14,403
It is such a privilege
to get to watch this man work.
304
00:17:14,435 --> 00:17:15,652
He's got a shitload
of Shakespeare Awards
305
00:17:15,685 --> 00:17:16,868
under his bed.
306
00:17:16,900 --> 00:17:18,435
Greatest fucking actor
since Brando.
307
00:17:18,467 --> 00:17:20,068
I get him Wednesday nights
after Jessica Biel.
308
00:17:20,099 --> 00:17:22,211
Love this job.
309
00:17:22,244 --> 00:17:24,292
Background.
310
00:17:24,325 --> 00:17:27,428
And... action!
311
00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:29,188
Let me tell you a story
312
00:17:29,221 --> 00:17:32,675
from when I was just a tyke
in Tuscaloosa.
313
00:17:32,708 --> 00:17:35,395
My granddaddy,
Raymond Forbishaw,
314
00:17:35,427 --> 00:17:36,836
he was a jurist himself.
315
00:17:36,868 --> 00:17:38,725
Family court.
316
00:17:38,756 --> 00:17:41,701
He used to set me on his knee
and say,
317
00:17:41,732 --> 00:17:45,541
"Johnnie, for 99 days,
the judge's job
318
00:17:45,572 --> 00:17:49,476
is merely to be that blindfold
on the statue of Lady Justice.
319
00:17:49,508 --> 00:17:53,188
For 99 days, you do that,
and justice,
320
00:17:53,221 --> 00:17:56,260
in its natural wisdom,
will find its own way.
321
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:58,467
But, Johnnie," he'd say...
322
00:18:02,980 --> 00:18:05,348
"...on the 100th day,
323
00:18:05,379 --> 00:18:10,596
a great judge knows
that he needs to be justice."
324
00:18:10,628 --> 00:18:13,891
Now, I wouldn't be so bold as to
call myself a great judge,
325
00:18:13,923 --> 00:18:17,795
but I do know
that as I sit here today,
326
00:18:17,828 --> 00:18:20,771
I'm thinking about
my granddaddy.
327
00:18:20,804 --> 00:18:23,651
And that's why
I'm gonna direct this verdict
328
00:18:23,684 --> 00:18:28,580
and find this here defendant...
guilty.
329
00:18:28,612 --> 00:18:30,565
Cut!
330
00:18:30,596 --> 00:18:32,324
Alastair, that was terrific.
331
00:18:32,356 --> 00:18:34,660
Terrific?
It was bloody genius.
332
00:18:34,692 --> 00:18:36,484
You're not going
to top that one.
333
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,019
I'll see you all tomorrow then.
334
00:18:38,051 --> 00:18:39,747
Did you hear what I just said?
335
00:18:39,779 --> 00:18:41,635
He's supposed to say
"not guilty."
336
00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:44,579
- He said guilty.
- Fuck.
337
00:18:44,611 --> 00:18:45,925
Could have just told me
I had ass cancer.
338
00:18:45,956 --> 00:18:46,948
Sorry.
339
00:18:46,981 --> 00:18:48,708
- Alastair.
- Yes?
340
00:18:48,740 --> 00:18:51,428
Oh, God,
I hate to do this to you,
341
00:18:51,459 --> 00:18:53,540
but we're gonna have
to do one more.
342
00:18:53,572 --> 00:18:56,388
- The last line is "not guilty."
- "Not guilty."
343
00:18:56,420 --> 00:18:58,019
- What did I say?
- Guilty.
344
00:18:58,051 --> 00:19:00,196
- The fuck I did.
- Yeah, he didn't say that.
345
00:19:00,228 --> 00:19:01,795
Did... I mean,
but really, just please?
346
00:19:01,827 --> 00:19:03,044
No.
I know what I said, love.
347
00:19:03,076 --> 00:19:04,675
So let's just look
at the playback.
348
00:19:04,707 --> 00:19:06,276
He wouldn't have said that.
349
00:19:06,308 --> 00:19:08,643
Can we just see
the playback, please?
350
00:19:08,675 --> 00:19:10,531
You... What are you smirking at?
351
00:19:10,563 --> 00:19:12,515
What? I didn't say anything.
352
00:19:12,548 --> 00:19:14,948
Do you think it's easy
to carry this piece of shit
353
00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:16,708
on my shoulders week after week?
354
00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:18,339
You think I need a twat like you
355
00:19:18,372 --> 00:19:20,099
standing there
hoping I'll cock it up?
356
00:19:20,131 --> 00:19:22,468
How long have you worked
on the show?
357
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,068
It's my first week.
358
00:19:24,099 --> 00:19:26,372
Your first week.
It's his first week, everyone.
359
00:19:33,635 --> 00:19:35,108
God!
360
00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:36,483
And that's why I'm gonna
361
00:19:36,515 --> 00:19:37,732
direct this verdict...
362
00:19:37,765 --> 00:19:39,267
Let that be a lesson to you.
363
00:19:39,299 --> 00:19:41,412
- You good?
- I'm fine.
364
00:19:41,444 --> 00:19:42,436
...guilty.
365
00:19:42,468 --> 00:19:43,525
Let's do this.
Come on.
366
00:19:43,556 --> 00:19:45,572
Let's do it. Let's roll.
367
00:19:45,604 --> 00:19:47,556
Rolling!
368
00:19:47,588 --> 00:19:48,995
Does that happen often?
369
00:19:49,028 --> 00:19:51,076
Sometimes after lunch.
370
00:19:51,108 --> 00:19:53,699
We always put a stunt guy
right there, pay him extra.
371
00:19:53,731 --> 00:19:55,236
Don't tell Alastair.
372
00:19:57,220 --> 00:19:58,212
Ready?
373
00:19:58,244 --> 00:19:59,812
Action.
374
00:19:59,845 --> 00:20:02,275
"...and find
this here defendant
375
00:20:02,307 --> 00:20:04,259
not guilty."
376
00:20:04,291 --> 00:20:07,171
Cut!
377
00:20:07,203 --> 00:20:10,115
Wouldn't be the first time
I've had the clap.
378
00:20:22,628 --> 00:20:25,028
Entrez.
379
00:20:25,060 --> 00:20:27,588
"Not guilty."
380
00:20:27,620 --> 00:20:30,596
Ah, lord of the manor, down to
slum a bit with the vassals.
381
00:20:30,628 --> 00:20:32,195
To what do we owe the honor?
382
00:20:32,228 --> 00:20:34,596
I wanted to introduce you
to Charlie Waldo,
383
00:20:34,628 --> 00:20:36,260
the detective we told you about.
384
00:20:36,292 --> 00:20:38,020
He used to be king shit
at the LAPD.
385
00:20:38,052 --> 00:20:39,940
Ah, the fallen angel.
You've landed him.
386
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:41,380
Didn't I promise you I would?
387
00:20:41,412 --> 00:20:42,884
I'd give you the shirt
off my back. You know that.
388
00:20:42,916 --> 00:20:44,772
I'd prefer the watch
off your wrist.
389
00:20:44,804 --> 00:20:46,563
Have you seen
what this man wears?
390
00:20:46,596 --> 00:20:48,419
Costs more than the house
I grew up in.
391
00:20:48,451 --> 00:20:51,363
Kudoke Skeleton.
They only make 35 a year.
392
00:20:51,396 --> 00:20:52,836
Maybe I'll make you
a wrap gift of one. How's that?
393
00:20:52,868 --> 00:20:54,724
Can we have that
signed in blood?
394
00:20:54,756 --> 00:20:56,740
"Signed in blood,"
he says.
395
00:20:56,772 --> 00:20:59,236
I'm done for the day, Detective.
Do you have plans?
396
00:20:59,268 --> 00:21:01,092
- Where do you live?
- Idyllwild.
397
00:21:01,124 --> 00:21:03,460
- I'm only here for today.
- Details we're sorting out.
398
00:21:03,492 --> 00:21:05,796
I haven't agreed
to take this case.
399
00:21:05,828 --> 00:21:07,236
I'll find a hotel for tonight.
400
00:21:07,268 --> 00:21:08,579
Nonsense.
You'll stay at my house.
401
00:21:08,611 --> 00:21:09,764
Great idea.
402
00:21:09,796 --> 00:21:11,172
Right to the scene of the crime.
403
00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:12,548
You don't mind sleeping
404
00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:14,307
surrounded by yellow tape,
do you?
405
00:21:14,339 --> 00:21:17,444
This fucking guy.
406
00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:18,564
Come on, Waldo.
What do you say?
407
00:21:18,596 --> 00:21:19,556
What's the worst
that can happen?
408
00:21:19,588 --> 00:21:21,059
Lorena turns up in a day or two,
409
00:21:21,091 --> 00:21:23,971
you can go back
to wherever you came from.
410
00:21:24,004 --> 00:21:26,052
Hell, maybe even get
your reputation back.
411
00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:28,196
Just kidding.
412
00:21:35,844 --> 00:21:39,331
Interest you
in a wee snifter, Detective?
413
00:21:39,364 --> 00:21:41,508
No, thank you.
414
00:21:41,540 --> 00:21:42,820
I deplore drinking alone,
415
00:21:42,852 --> 00:21:44,324
so I'll have a double.
416
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:50,308
She was so proud of this room.
417
00:21:50,340 --> 00:21:52,100
Chin-chin.
418
00:21:52,132 --> 00:21:55,748
It was in Town and Wanker
magazine, you know.
419
00:21:55,780 --> 00:21:58,403
Why don't you walk me
through that morning?
420
00:22:02,084 --> 00:22:03,812
All right.
421
00:22:03,844 --> 00:22:05,540
One more time.
422
00:22:08,131 --> 00:22:10,148
It was a Saturday.
423
00:22:10,180 --> 00:22:13,891
I woke up... or came to...
in my study,
424
00:22:13,924 --> 00:22:16,804
about a half a mile
down that way.
425
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:19,812
I realized I had no recollection
of the previous night.
426
00:22:19,844 --> 00:22:23,908
I came in here.
Found my sweet Monica.
427
00:22:25,796 --> 00:22:29,859
I ran back to the kitchen,
dialed 911.
428
00:22:29,892 --> 00:22:33,412
There was a shattered vase.
429
00:22:33,444 --> 00:22:35,300
Anyhow,
when the ambulance arrived,
430
00:22:35,332 --> 00:22:36,996
they told me
she was already gone
431
00:22:37,028 --> 00:22:39,715
and had been
for quite some time.
432
00:22:42,212 --> 00:22:44,964
Does anyone else have keys?
433
00:22:44,996 --> 00:22:47,812
Only Rosario. That's our nanny.
434
00:22:47,844 --> 00:22:50,500
And she was in Venezuela
visiting her family.
435
00:22:50,532 --> 00:22:51,876
Nanny?
436
00:22:51,908 --> 00:22:53,540
You have kids in the house?
437
00:22:53,572 --> 00:22:56,452
Yes.
We have one child, Gaby.
438
00:22:56,484 --> 00:22:58,180
She likely wasn't
the killer either,
439
00:22:58,212 --> 00:23:00,260
but she'll be home
from kindergarten soon enough
440
00:23:00,292 --> 00:23:03,140
if you think it's worth
trying to wrest a confession.
441
00:23:03,172 --> 00:23:05,316
Pretty glib, considering.
442
00:23:05,348 --> 00:23:06,852
Forgive me.
443
00:23:06,884 --> 00:23:09,700
Dear Gaby doesn't even know,
of course, but...
444
00:23:11,684 --> 00:23:14,404
...the world is certain
I murdered my wife, Mr. Waldo,
445
00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:17,796
and I can't even tell you
the world is wrong.
446
00:23:17,828 --> 00:23:20,420
If you know a man who's handled
a similar predicament
447
00:23:20,452 --> 00:23:22,948
with more élan, point me to him,
448
00:23:22,980 --> 00:23:25,860
and I shall gladly emulate.
449
00:23:25,891 --> 00:23:28,132
You ever thought about trying
to stop drinking?
450
00:23:31,268 --> 00:23:34,179
All the time.
451
00:23:34,212 --> 00:23:37,956
But this doesn't seem the week
for that, now, does it?
452
00:23:37,988 --> 00:23:39,331
Daddy!
453
00:23:39,364 --> 00:23:41,540
Princess Ozma,
where did you come from?
454
00:23:41,572 --> 00:23:43,300
Oh, oh, oh.
455
00:23:43,332 --> 00:23:46,436
Want to hear the song Little Dog
taught us at school today?
456
00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:48,868
A little dog?
Why, yes, of course.
457
00:23:48,900 --> 00:23:52,100
♪ Brush every morning,
brush every night ♪
458
00:23:52,132 --> 00:23:56,196
♪ I brush and I brush
so my teeth will be white ♪
459
00:23:56,228 --> 00:23:59,524
♪ Teeth can be shiny,
teeth can be gold ♪
460
00:23:59,556 --> 00:24:03,492
♪ I hope I still have some
when I'm very old ♪
461
00:24:04,836 --> 00:24:06,564
- You know it.
- I do know it, Gaby.
462
00:24:06,596 --> 00:24:10,692
I'd like to meet my new friend,
Mr. Waldo.
463
00:24:10,724 --> 00:24:13,988
He looks scary. Like a lion.
464
00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:15,748
Yeah, but he's a friendly lion.
465
00:24:15,780 --> 00:24:18,884
Gaby and I are going to spend
some daddy time before bed,
466
00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:20,804
you snuggly baby.
467
00:24:20,836 --> 00:24:25,732
Oh, you haven't decided
to take the case yet, have you?
468
00:24:25,764 --> 00:24:27,428
What say you, Detective?
469
00:24:27,460 --> 00:24:30,756
Will you return to your mountain
and leave me to the fates?
470
00:24:30,788 --> 00:24:33,028
Or will you stick around
the shitty of the angels
471
00:24:33,060 --> 00:24:36,612
long enough to see the police
maybe get it right this time?
472
00:24:36,644 --> 00:24:38,403
Whatever right may look like.
473
00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:41,796
Daddy, can Mr. Lion drive
to school with us tomorrow?
474
00:24:41,828 --> 00:24:43,748
Can he please?
475
00:24:43,780 --> 00:24:45,796
Please?
476
00:24:47,747 --> 00:24:49,604
Yay!
477
00:24:55,779 --> 00:24:57,476
Will this be all right?
478
00:24:59,684 --> 00:25:01,091
It's perfect.
479
00:25:07,940 --> 00:25:09,604
Fucking Lorena.
480
00:25:32,292 --> 00:25:35,812
Guilty.
481
00:25:35,844 --> 00:25:37,348
...and turn down the volume
on the media circus.
482
00:25:37,380 --> 00:25:38,627
Oh, come on, Fontella.
483
00:25:38,660 --> 00:25:40,388
You live for the media circus.
484
00:25:40,420 --> 00:25:41,732
Now I'm hearing there could be
an indictment
485
00:25:41,763 --> 00:25:43,140
as early as tomorrow.
486
00:25:43,171 --> 00:25:44,612
We've not been told that.
487
00:25:44,643 --> 00:25:46,020
And now the L.A. Times
is reporting
488
00:25:46,051 --> 00:25:47,396
that sources on the LAPD say
489
00:25:47,427 --> 00:25:49,252
there are no
unidentified fingerprints
490
00:25:49,284 --> 00:25:50,372
anywhere in that room.
491
00:25:50,403 --> 00:25:51,940
What does that suggest to you?
492
00:25:51,971 --> 00:25:53,252
It suggests that
the real killer
493
00:25:53,283 --> 00:25:54,788
knew what he was doing.
494
00:25:54,820 --> 00:25:55,811
You promised us
Charlie Waldo
495
00:25:55,844 --> 00:25:57,219
from the Lydell Lipps case.
496
00:25:57,252 --> 00:25:58,947
What does it say
that he's not here with you?
497
00:25:58,980 --> 00:26:00,804
Charlie Waldo
is busy uncovering...
498
00:26:09,284 --> 00:26:12,900
Welcome to kindergartens
of the rich and famous.
499
00:26:12,931 --> 00:26:15,107
Gaby, Mr. Lion needs to
talk to your teacher.
500
00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:17,700
But first, he's going to
park this beast.
501
00:26:17,731 --> 00:26:19,940
Now get out, little blighter.
502
00:26:22,820 --> 00:26:24,068
Baby back ribs in there.
503
00:26:27,395 --> 00:26:29,540
Alas, poor Yorick!
504
00:26:29,572 --> 00:26:31,524
I knew him, my sweet Gaby,
505
00:26:31,556 --> 00:26:35,171
a fellow of infinite jest,
of most excellent fancy.
506
00:26:35,204 --> 00:26:37,795
He hath borne me on his back
a thousand times,
507
00:26:37,828 --> 00:26:40,132
and now, how abhorred
in my imagination it is!
508
00:26:40,164 --> 00:26:41,891
My gorge rises at it.
509
00:26:41,924 --> 00:26:44,740
Yes, you're a shadow
of your former self.
510
00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:46,212
It's that keto diet I'm on.
511
00:26:46,244 --> 00:26:48,996
I'm starving. I think I may have
taken it a bit too far.
512
00:26:49,028 --> 00:26:50,340
You got anything in your lunch?
513
00:26:50,371 --> 00:26:52,547
Like a pork chop?
Ham sandwich? No?
514
00:26:52,580 --> 00:26:53,700
I'm afraid it
wouldn't do you any good,
515
00:26:53,732 --> 00:26:55,524
dear boy.
I think you're dead.
516
00:26:55,556 --> 00:26:57,251
Dead? That's tragic.
517
00:26:57,284 --> 00:27:00,387
Yes, indeed, it's tragic.
518
00:27:00,420 --> 00:27:02,211
Where be your gibes now?
519
00:27:02,244 --> 00:27:04,771
Your gambols? Your songs?
520
00:27:04,804 --> 00:27:06,084
Your flashes of merriment
521
00:27:06,116 --> 00:27:09,092
that were wont to set the table
on a roar?
522
00:27:10,820 --> 00:27:12,484
I think
I've soiled my britches.
523
00:27:12,515 --> 00:27:15,395
Should I change my nappy?
Oh, it's all squishy.
524
00:27:15,428 --> 00:27:17,315
Bravo!
525
00:27:17,348 --> 00:27:18,627
Oh, yes, thank you, thank you.
526
00:27:18,660 --> 00:27:20,291
That was funny, Daddy.
527
00:27:20,324 --> 00:27:23,460
Yes. That speech
always slays them.
528
00:27:23,492 --> 00:27:25,539
Come. Let's play on the swings.
529
00:27:25,573 --> 00:27:27,971
I believe Mr. Lion
wants to ask Miss White
530
00:27:28,004 --> 00:27:30,212
whether Daddy plays nicely with
the other children.
531
00:27:30,243 --> 00:27:31,907
Off we go.
Let's get to the swings.
532
00:27:31,940 --> 00:27:34,820
- It'll be a swinging time.
- Swing, swing, swing!
533
00:27:34,851 --> 00:27:37,348
My name's Waldo.
534
00:27:37,379 --> 00:27:39,331
I'm a detective
working for Alastair.
535
00:27:39,364 --> 00:27:42,436
Jayne.
My heart breaks for Gaby.
536
00:27:42,467 --> 00:27:46,244
Mr. Pinch is doing a lot
to keep her spirits up.
537
00:27:46,276 --> 00:27:49,251
And Mrs. Pinch...
What was she like as a parent?
538
00:27:51,811 --> 00:27:54,243
Mrs. Pinch?
539
00:27:56,740 --> 00:27:59,108
We have the children memorize
these poems.
540
00:27:59,140 --> 00:28:03,299
I like to ask the kids whose mom
and dad can recite them too.
541
00:28:03,331 --> 00:28:04,707
Half the time
these parents can't,
542
00:28:04,740 --> 00:28:08,612
but the nanny can
in two languages.
543
00:28:08,643 --> 00:28:10,660
What about the Pinches?
544
00:28:10,693 --> 00:28:12,291
Mrs. Pinch never knew them.
545
00:28:12,324 --> 00:28:15,971
Mr. Pinch, always.
546
00:28:16,004 --> 00:28:18,659
That's unusual.
547
00:28:18,691 --> 00:28:20,931
The death must have shocked
the hell out of this place, huh?
548
00:28:22,724 --> 00:28:24,419
Not me.
549
00:28:27,428 --> 00:28:28,707
Good morning, kids.
550
00:28:28,740 --> 00:28:31,204
Okay, everyone find their place.
Get your bunnies.
551
00:28:31,235 --> 00:28:32,995
We're gonna start by writing
your names on the back of them,
552
00:28:33,028 --> 00:28:35,011
so have a marker.
553
00:28:35,044 --> 00:28:38,403
Miss White, I'm gonna need
to talk to you again.
554
00:28:38,437 --> 00:28:39,875
Sure.
555
00:28:42,180 --> 00:28:44,708
Does everyone have their bunny
from yesterday?
556
00:28:48,164 --> 00:28:50,852
Come meet me tonight.
We can talk then.
557
00:28:52,868 --> 00:28:55,204
All right.
Have you got names set?
558
00:28:55,235 --> 00:28:56,740
Yes, Miss White.
559
00:29:53,124 --> 00:29:56,067
Do you put your boots
on your chairs at home?
560
00:29:56,100 --> 00:29:58,403
I live in a trailer
with a chicken.
561
00:29:59,811 --> 00:30:02,724
What happened to this "vayse"?
562
00:30:02,756 --> 00:30:05,540
"Vahse."
563
00:30:05,571 --> 00:30:09,124
Ah, yes. Well...
564
00:30:09,155 --> 00:30:11,331
That's the one
she was killed with.
565
00:30:13,284 --> 00:30:14,819
What was that, ceramic?
566
00:30:14,851 --> 00:30:17,124
Earthenware.
Nice vase. I rather miss it.
567
00:30:17,156 --> 00:30:18,915
What about that table?
568
00:30:20,675 --> 00:30:21,956
It's different.
569
00:30:21,987 --> 00:30:23,907
Monica was a tinkerer.
570
00:30:23,941 --> 00:30:27,620
No room was ever finished
to her satisfaction.
571
00:30:27,651 --> 00:30:31,491
Mm. And that sculpture.
572
00:30:31,524 --> 00:30:33,059
The Bard?
573
00:30:33,091 --> 00:30:34,693
The sculpture.
574
00:30:34,724 --> 00:30:36,517
This.
575
00:30:38,084 --> 00:30:39,971
Ah, dear boy.
576
00:30:40,004 --> 00:30:44,101
That's a Regis Award
for my Richard III.
577
00:30:44,132 --> 00:30:45,604
Did you move it?
578
00:30:45,635 --> 00:30:48,836
I've never been much
for acting trophies.
579
00:30:48,868 --> 00:30:51,748
Monica had that one on display
for sentimental reasons.
580
00:30:51,781 --> 00:30:53,475
That was the production
on which we met.
581
00:30:53,507 --> 00:30:55,075
Really?
582
00:30:55,108 --> 00:30:57,955
Perhaps it's wherever Monica
put my other Regises
583
00:30:57,988 --> 00:31:02,276
or my... People's Choice Award.
584
00:31:03,811 --> 00:31:05,635
Good night, sweet prince.
585
00:31:05,668 --> 00:31:08,132
Flights of angels
sing thee to thy rest.
586
00:31:17,348 --> 00:31:21,059
♪ In the old rugged cross ♪
587
00:31:21,091 --> 00:31:24,613
♪ Stained with blood so divine ♪
588
00:31:24,644 --> 00:31:30,980
♪ A wondrous beauty I see ♪
589
00:31:31,011 --> 00:31:35,588
♪ For 'twas on that old cross ♪
590
00:31:35,619 --> 00:31:39,428
♪ Jesus suffered and died ♪
591
00:31:39,459 --> 00:31:42,467
♪ To pardon and sanctify me ♪
592
00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:46,051
There goes the good girl
kindergarten teacher.
593
00:31:46,083 --> 00:31:50,115
Just wait till I have
a few Maker's in me.
594
00:31:50,147 --> 00:31:53,156
So why weren't you shocked
that Monica Pinch was killed?
595
00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:04,228
Okay, Mr. Waldo.
596
00:32:04,259 --> 00:32:06,275
I have a confession.
597
00:32:06,308 --> 00:32:09,219
Okay.
598
00:32:09,251 --> 00:32:11,108
I've been watching
all this TV coverage
599
00:32:11,139 --> 00:32:12,356
since the murder.
600
00:32:15,492 --> 00:32:16,995
I knew exactly who you were
601
00:32:17,027 --> 00:32:19,011
the minute you walked into
my classroom.
602
00:32:19,045 --> 00:32:21,443
That figures.
603
00:32:26,371 --> 00:32:28,291
Who was Lydell Lipps?
604
00:32:28,323 --> 00:32:31,652
Everyone keeps talking
about Lydell Lipps.
605
00:32:38,212 --> 00:32:40,357
I can usually tell when
someone's messing with me.
606
00:32:40,388 --> 00:32:43,045
You're jamming up my radar.
607
00:32:43,076 --> 00:32:45,603
Maybe your radar's just rusty.
608
00:32:48,068 --> 00:32:49,765
Yeah, maybe.
609
00:32:50,084 --> 00:32:52,228
Here you go.
610
00:32:52,259 --> 00:32:53,892
Thanks.
611
00:32:58,628 --> 00:33:00,260
To whiskey and good hair.
612
00:33:13,028 --> 00:33:14,660
It's been a while.
613
00:33:24,227 --> 00:33:26,147
Okay. If you want to know,
I'll tell you.
614
00:33:32,196 --> 00:33:36,483
11 years ago,
there was a robbery at 7-11.
615
00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:39,908
The girl behind the counter
and two customers
616
00:33:39,940 --> 00:33:41,251
got shot dead.
617
00:33:41,283 --> 00:33:45,059
I turned up a kid
named Donny Lipps.
618
00:33:45,091 --> 00:33:46,372
Leaned on him pretty hard.
619
00:33:46,405 --> 00:33:47,875
It paid off.
620
00:33:47,907 --> 00:33:50,115
He said he was waiting
in the car outside.
621
00:33:50,148 --> 00:33:52,068
And in return for a deal,
622
00:33:52,100 --> 00:33:54,372
he would give me the shooter.
623
00:33:54,404 --> 00:33:57,988
Turns out that was Lydell,
his brother.
624
00:33:58,021 --> 00:34:00,805
Signed, sealed.
625
00:34:00,836 --> 00:34:02,499
My career's off to the races,
right,
626
00:34:02,531 --> 00:34:05,315
and I am on fire with ambition.
627
00:34:05,348 --> 00:34:07,492
Everything's going great.
628
00:34:07,525 --> 00:34:09,732
Cut to years later.
629
00:34:09,764 --> 00:34:11,556
Lydell comes up for parole,
630
00:34:11,588 --> 00:34:14,468
and the prosecutors ask me to
help them prep for the hearing.
631
00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:16,165
So I go see the brother again,
632
00:34:16,196 --> 00:34:17,859
who's in prison himself
at this point.
633
00:34:17,891 --> 00:34:19,748
Three strikes, unrelated.
634
00:34:21,635 --> 00:34:27,556
Only now he tells me that
the original story was bullshit.
635
00:34:27,588 --> 00:34:31,299
He made it up
to get me off his back.
636
00:34:35,204 --> 00:34:36,612
So at that point,
637
00:34:36,644 --> 00:34:38,341
Lydell had been in jail for...
638
00:34:38,372 --> 00:34:42,020
7 years, 3 months, and 16 days.
639
00:34:44,260 --> 00:34:46,595
Well, next thing I learn,
640
00:34:46,628 --> 00:34:49,892
it is a lot harder to get
an innocent man out of jail
641
00:34:49,924 --> 00:34:52,451
than to put a guilty man in.
642
00:34:52,484 --> 00:34:54,852
System isn't designed
to deal with mistakes.
643
00:34:54,884 --> 00:34:58,019
And some individuals aren't,
either.
644
00:34:59,907 --> 00:35:01,540
But I keep pushing.
645
00:35:01,572 --> 00:35:03,044
And I keep pushing
646
00:35:03,076 --> 00:35:04,356
and I keep pushing,
647
00:35:04,388 --> 00:35:08,036
and I'm doing everything I can.
648
00:35:08,068 --> 00:35:09,956
And this goes on for a year.
649
00:35:13,508 --> 00:35:16,900
And then Lydell got stabbed
650
00:35:16,932 --> 00:35:20,420
in a yard fight
and he bled to death.
651
00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:22,692
After spending every day
of his adult life
652
00:35:22,724 --> 00:35:25,412
locked up for something
that he didn't fucking do.
653
00:35:25,444 --> 00:35:28,228
And that I
654
00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:30,627
built a career on.
655
00:35:37,732 --> 00:35:40,580
And when I run out of people
that would listen,
656
00:35:40,612 --> 00:35:42,340
which took about six months...
657
00:35:45,220 --> 00:35:47,556
Um...
658
00:35:47,588 --> 00:35:49,380
I quit.
659
00:35:49,412 --> 00:35:52,132
And I started talking
to anyone with a microphone.
660
00:35:54,116 --> 00:35:56,900
I guess that would have
burned a lot of bridges.
661
00:35:56,932 --> 00:35:58,820
Oh, I burned the fucking river.
662
00:36:06,179 --> 00:36:08,131
You still haven't told me.
663
00:36:08,163 --> 00:36:10,532
What?
664
00:36:10,564 --> 00:36:13,444
Why weren't you shocked
about Monica Pinch?
665
00:36:13,476 --> 00:36:16,004
Oh, of course I was shocked.
666
00:36:16,036 --> 00:36:19,683
I mean, how could I
not be shocked?
667
00:36:19,715 --> 00:36:21,732
I don't follow.
668
00:36:21,764 --> 00:36:25,988
Waldo,
669
00:36:26,020 --> 00:36:28,740
can't you tell when a girl just
wants to have a drink with you?
670
00:36:49,092 --> 00:36:51,235
I said a drink.
671
00:36:55,844 --> 00:36:58,404
Three years in the woods.
672
00:36:58,436 --> 00:37:00,899
You haven't been
with anybody all that time?
673
00:37:03,492 --> 00:37:05,124
No.
674
00:37:08,676 --> 00:37:11,972
That's kind of hot, Waldo.
675
00:37:29,731 --> 00:37:30,691
- Alastair.
- Ah.
676
00:37:30,724 --> 00:37:31,684
They're gonna arrest you.
677
00:37:31,716 --> 00:37:32,740
Those are news helicopters.
678
00:37:32,772 --> 00:37:34,788
LAPD's putting on a show.
679
00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:36,772
- Go put some clothes on.
- Don't be silly, love.
680
00:37:36,804 --> 00:37:40,452
The network will adore me
in this wardrobe.
681
00:37:40,484 --> 00:37:43,075
Anyway, if it's good enough
for Wacko Jacko,
682
00:37:43,107 --> 00:37:44,388
it's good enough for me.
683
00:37:44,420 --> 00:37:45,636
Beautiful.
684
00:37:45,668 --> 00:37:47,268
Tits and teeth.
685
00:37:47,300 --> 00:37:48,867
Fuck.
686
00:37:48,899 --> 00:37:50,436
- Hold your fire.
- Morning.
687
00:37:50,468 --> 00:37:51,492
Alastair Pinch,
you're under arrest
688
00:37:51,524 --> 00:37:53,028
for the murder of Monica Pinch.
689
00:37:53,060 --> 00:37:55,204
Come on, Pete.
Do we have to do it like this?
690
00:37:55,236 --> 00:37:56,932
Let him come in
and surrender himself.
691
00:37:56,964 --> 00:37:59,012
- Hands behind your back.
- Really? You're gonna cuff him?
692
00:37:59,044 --> 00:38:00,580
You can't do me a solid
for old times?
693
00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:02,020
Fuck you, old times.
694
00:38:02,052 --> 00:38:04,452
You made 10,000 good cops
look like the fucking Klan.
695
00:38:04,484 --> 00:38:06,436
Say goodbye to
your pretty house, huh, Olivier?
696
00:38:06,468 --> 00:38:07,588
Last time you're gonna see it.
697
00:38:07,620 --> 00:38:09,380
Daddy?
698
00:38:09,412 --> 00:38:11,588
Daddy's just going for
a sleepover.
699
00:38:11,619 --> 00:38:12,996
Be a good girl.
See you tomorrow.
700
00:38:13,028 --> 00:38:14,052
Come on. Let's go.
701
00:38:33,091 --> 00:38:35,907
Hey!
702
00:38:35,940 --> 00:38:40,132
Excuse me. Excuse me.
703
00:38:48,996 --> 00:38:50,404
Did he get bail?
704
00:38:50,436 --> 00:38:52,708
$20 million.
705
00:38:52,740 --> 00:38:54,756
Don't be silly.
We're paying the bail.
706
00:38:54,788 --> 00:38:56,100
It's only $20 million.
I'm insured for it.
707
00:38:56,131 --> 00:38:57,252
- I got to talk to you.
- Hold on.
708
00:38:57,284 --> 00:38:58,500
- I g...
- And that's the end of it.
709
00:38:58,532 --> 00:39:01,156
- So yeah.
- I spoke to my guy at LAPD.
710
00:39:01,187 --> 00:39:03,300
He's why they turned it
into a festival.
711
00:39:03,332 --> 00:39:05,188
You have to get rid of him.
712
00:39:05,220 --> 00:39:06,852
Look, I'm happy to quit.
713
00:39:06,884 --> 00:39:08,772
I don't want to make
this worse for anybody.
714
00:39:08,804 --> 00:39:10,692
Worse? You're making it better.
715
00:39:10,724 --> 00:39:12,068
Listen, does one of you guys
have the time?
716
00:39:12,099 --> 00:39:13,892
Apparently I have Charlie Sheen
in my office.
717
00:39:13,924 --> 00:39:15,748
How is he making it better?
718
00:39:15,780 --> 00:39:17,412
The bigger assholes
the cops are,
719
00:39:17,444 --> 00:39:19,364
the more sympathy
for our protagonist.
720
00:39:19,396 --> 00:39:21,444
Cheer up, Waldo.
You can't win them all.
721
00:39:21,476 --> 00:39:23,332
Yeah. Yeah. Be right there.
722
00:39:24,388 --> 00:39:26,020
Asshole.
723
00:39:47,971 --> 00:39:50,308
Jesus, Waldo.
724
00:39:50,340 --> 00:39:51,972
Oh, boy.
725
00:39:52,004 --> 00:39:53,379
You don't know me anymore,
you understand?
726
00:39:53,412 --> 00:39:55,812
- You're poison.
- Good to see you too, Freddie.
727
00:39:55,844 --> 00:39:57,508
You been to division yet?
728
00:39:57,540 --> 00:39:59,491
Unh-unh. Probably 20 guys
in that building
729
00:39:59,524 --> 00:40:00,804
like to knock my teeth out.
730
00:40:00,836 --> 00:40:02,660
Twenty?
A hundred!
731
00:40:02,692 --> 00:40:05,796
Twenty would like to
shoot them out with a bullet.
732
00:40:07,268 --> 00:40:09,444
I want the autopsy protocol
on Monica Pinch.
733
00:40:09,476 --> 00:40:11,236
All the slides, all the photos.
734
00:40:11,267 --> 00:40:14,147
Yeah, good luck with that.
735
00:40:14,180 --> 00:40:16,036
They indict, defense has
the right to everything.
736
00:40:16,067 --> 00:40:18,724
So you can deal with me
737
00:40:18,756 --> 00:40:20,196
or you can deal with
Fontella Davis,
738
00:40:20,228 --> 00:40:22,564
who's every bit the delight
she seems on TV
739
00:40:22,596 --> 00:40:24,996
and who, by the way,
never got you Laker tickets
740
00:40:25,028 --> 00:40:27,491
or lied to your wife
to cover for you.
741
00:40:29,859 --> 00:40:32,164
Charlie fucking Waldo.
742
00:40:32,196 --> 00:40:34,180
Jesus.
743
00:40:39,140 --> 00:40:41,700
Straight up, Freddy...
how'd you make this?
744
00:40:41,731 --> 00:40:43,780
Cerebral hemorrhage.
Severe blow in the right temple,
745
00:40:43,811 --> 00:40:44,900
second contusion
back of the head,
746
00:40:44,932 --> 00:40:46,500
probably from where she fell.
747
00:40:46,531 --> 00:40:48,068
Victim was found locked
in a house with a drunk
748
00:40:48,099 --> 00:40:49,571
with two assault convictions
in England.
749
00:40:49,604 --> 00:40:52,356
So I'm guessing suicide.
750
00:40:52,388 --> 00:40:54,115
And the alarm,
you know about that, right?
751
00:40:54,148 --> 00:40:55,748
Turns out the alarm company
has it being on
752
00:40:55,779 --> 00:40:57,380
since the previous night.
753
00:40:57,412 --> 00:40:59,044
Before or after time of death?
754
00:40:59,076 --> 00:41:00,388
Too close to call.
755
00:41:00,420 --> 00:41:03,844
Guy clobbered his wife
to death with a vase.
756
00:41:03,876 --> 00:41:05,316
That simple.
757
00:41:16,356 --> 00:41:17,540
Hello?
758
00:41:17,572 --> 00:41:19,588
I know who killed
Monica Pinch.
759
00:41:21,412 --> 00:41:23,011
Who is this?
760
00:41:23,044 --> 00:41:25,284
Meet me at that rock pile
you live at, Waldo.
761
00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:26,788
I'm not there. I'm in L.A.
762
00:41:26,820 --> 00:41:28,675
Your piece-of-shit trailer. Now.
763
00:41:28,708 --> 00:41:30,947
Nini, is that a croissant?
Give me one of those.
764
00:42:03,587 --> 00:42:06,692
Nini, check underneath there.
765
00:42:06,723 --> 00:42:08,739
Nothing? Anything?
766
00:42:08,772 --> 00:42:12,900
Open this shit up.
767
00:42:12,931 --> 00:42:15,428
This a Kindle?
768
00:42:15,459 --> 00:42:17,635
How you like it so far?
769
00:42:17,668 --> 00:42:21,508
I'm trying to decide
between this and the Nook.
770
00:42:21,540 --> 00:42:22,756
Nook's a little cheaper.
771
00:42:22,787 --> 00:42:25,028
I like the Kindle
for content.
772
00:42:25,059 --> 00:42:27,235
Content. Right.
How's their tech support?
773
00:42:27,268 --> 00:42:28,932
Keep looking.
774
00:42:28,963 --> 00:42:30,308
Pretty good.
775
00:42:30,340 --> 00:42:32,195
Out of 10,
what would you give it?
776
00:42:32,228 --> 00:42:34,436
- 8.
- 8. Fucking...
777
00:42:46,691 --> 00:42:47,907
I'm Don Q.
778
00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:51,556
You heard of me?
779
00:42:51,587 --> 00:42:53,476
This man is Nini.
780
00:42:53,507 --> 00:42:55,716
Do not fuck with this man.
781
00:42:55,748 --> 00:42:58,307
He was number-one ranked
Inuit light heavyweight.
782
00:42:58,340 --> 00:43:00,548
Nini, squeeze me.
783
00:43:00,579 --> 00:43:02,116
- Inuit?
- Yeah.
784
00:43:02,147 --> 00:43:04,227
Is that like Eskimo?
785
00:43:04,260 --> 00:43:09,700
No. No, see,
786
00:43:09,731 --> 00:43:12,740
Nini, here,
he's from Canada.
787
00:43:12,771 --> 00:43:14,468
You can say Eskimo in Alaska,
788
00:43:14,500 --> 00:43:17,155
but in Canada,
they prefer to be called Inuit.
789
00:43:17,188 --> 00:43:19,204
To them, Eskimo is
considered pejorative.
790
00:43:19,235 --> 00:43:21,476
You need to be careful
with chicken.
791
00:43:27,363 --> 00:43:29,828
- There he goes.
- Oh, wow.
792
00:43:31,715 --> 00:43:32,836
That was fucking good.
793
00:43:32,867 --> 00:43:34,052
Yeah, of course.
794
00:43:34,083 --> 00:43:36,419
That ain't the reason
for our visit.
795
00:43:36,451 --> 00:43:37,636
Where is it?
796
00:43:37,667 --> 00:43:39,364
Where is what?
797
00:43:39,908 --> 00:43:42,692
The mem that Lorena
left with you.
798
00:43:45,316 --> 00:43:48,196
Where is it, Waldo? Huh?
799
00:43:48,227 --> 00:43:50,180
I'm starting to think
you're not here
800
00:43:50,211 --> 00:43:52,227
to tell me who killed
Monica Pinch.
801
00:43:52,260 --> 00:43:54,820
So you are a detective.
802
00:43:54,851 --> 00:43:56,836
Where are all your possessions?
803
00:43:58,724 --> 00:44:00,580
I'm a minimalist.
804
00:44:00,611 --> 00:44:01,956
What's that,
like the... the artists
805
00:44:01,987 --> 00:44:04,676
with the white on white
and shit?
806
00:44:04,707 --> 00:44:08,516
It's more like a lifestyle.
807
00:44:08,547 --> 00:44:10,563
I only have 100 things.
808
00:44:13,955 --> 00:44:15,811
100 things.
809
00:44:15,844 --> 00:44:19,333
Well, 99 now.
810
00:44:19,364 --> 00:44:22,116
That's fucked up, bro, though.
811
00:44:22,148 --> 00:44:25,667
Especially if one of them
is mine.
812
00:44:25,700 --> 00:44:30,211
You got 24 hours,
and then I want my mem.
813
00:44:30,244 --> 00:44:31,556
What's a mem?
814
00:44:31,587 --> 00:44:34,115
Call my boy here
when you got it in hand.
815
00:44:34,148 --> 00:44:37,573
818-OH-NANOOK.
816
00:44:37,604 --> 00:44:40,131
The alternative...
817
00:44:41,924 --> 00:44:43,875
Maybe you end up like Lorena.
818
00:44:46,884 --> 00:44:47,972
Where is she?
819
00:44:48,003 --> 00:44:49,411
Nini, let's go.
820
00:44:49,444 --> 00:44:52,291
Hey, fuckface!
821
00:44:52,324 --> 00:44:54,179
I don't think
I look like a fuckface.
822
00:44:54,211 --> 00:44:56,035
If anything,
he looks like a fuckface.
823
00:44:56,068 --> 00:44:57,572
I mean, what does
a fuckface look like?
824
00:44:57,603 --> 00:44:58,563
I don't know.
825
00:45:38,756 --> 00:45:40,355
This doesn't make sense.
826
00:45:46,628 --> 00:45:48,131
Back to 100.
827
00:46:01,571 --> 00:46:04,676
Yeah. That's right.
828
00:46:12,995 --> 00:46:15,171
Charlie Waldo.
This is what I want.
829
00:46:15,204 --> 00:46:17,891
One, everyone who was on
crime scene security.
830
00:46:17,924 --> 00:46:20,675
Two, all transport, medical,
and emergency personnel
831
00:46:20,708 --> 00:46:22,851
who had contact
with the victim and the suspect.
832
00:46:22,884 --> 00:46:24,579
Don't talk to him.
Nobody gives him anything.
833
00:46:24,611 --> 00:46:26,435
He's a rat.
Nothing to see here.
834
00:46:26,468 --> 00:46:27,844
Show's over.
Let's go back to work.
835
00:46:27,877 --> 00:46:29,475
All right.
How about first to respond?
836
00:46:29,507 --> 00:46:31,813
I'll start there.
837
00:46:31,844 --> 00:46:33,347
- Huh?
- Don't talk to him.
838
00:46:33,380 --> 00:46:35,300
Nobody talks to him.
He's not here, all right?
839
00:46:35,331 --> 00:46:37,795
You ignored him, understand?
Understood?
840
00:46:37,828 --> 00:46:39,140
You do what I say, not him.
841
00:46:39,171 --> 00:46:41,317
You.
842
00:46:41,348 --> 00:46:43,011
Officer...
843
00:46:43,044 --> 00:46:45,220
Anus?
844
00:46:45,253 --> 00:46:46,628
Annis.
845
00:46:46,659 --> 00:46:47,844
High school must have sucked.
846
00:46:47,876 --> 00:46:49,444
Do not speak to him, Annis.
847
00:46:49,475 --> 00:46:51,395
You were at the Pinch house?
You the first ones,
848
00:46:51,428 --> 00:46:52,900
- you and your partner?
- Annis...
849
00:46:52,933 --> 00:46:55,299
Do you know who
Fontella Davis is?
850
00:46:55,331 --> 00:46:56,740
- Ignore him.
- Do you want her
851
00:46:56,773 --> 00:46:58,051
on TV every night
making this case about you?
852
00:46:58,084 --> 00:47:00,004
- Show's over.
- When you arrived
853
00:47:00,035 --> 00:47:02,276
at the house,
was the door dead-bolted?
854
00:47:02,308 --> 00:47:04,100
You sure? It's frosted glass.
855
00:47:04,131 --> 00:47:06,308
You couldn't see him unlock it.
You heard it that clearly?
856
00:47:06,340 --> 00:47:07,651
The alarm was on.
We saw him disarm it.
857
00:47:07,684 --> 00:47:09,220
- What did I say?
- Yes, Anus,
858
00:47:09,253 --> 00:47:11,972
but the real killer could have
set the alarm on the way out
859
00:47:12,004 --> 00:47:13,700
- if the door wasn't dead-bolted.
- He's just talking in circles.
860
00:47:13,731 --> 00:47:14,884
What about
the murder weapon?
861
00:47:14,917 --> 00:47:15,973
It's all bullshit.
862
00:47:16,004 --> 00:47:17,668
The earthenware vase.
863
00:47:17,701 --> 00:47:19,395
It wasn't you that gathered up
all the pieces, was it?
864
00:47:19,427 --> 00:47:22,179
Do not fucking answer him,
all right?
865
00:47:22,211 --> 00:47:23,971
Yes, Waldo, he got all
the pieces of the murder weapon.
866
00:47:24,004 --> 00:47:25,540
- I supervised it myself.
- The earthenware vase.
867
00:47:25,573 --> 00:47:27,044
The earthenware vase.
868
00:47:27,075 --> 00:47:29,348
Only the earthenware vase
isn't the murder weapon.
869
00:47:29,380 --> 00:47:31,748
Not if Alastair Pinch
killed her.
870
00:47:31,779 --> 00:47:33,188
That thing's got to weigh
28 pounds.
871
00:47:33,220 --> 00:47:35,715
It came down
over the victim's right eye.
872
00:47:35,747 --> 00:47:37,731
You'd have to be pretty strong a
lefty to make a shot like that,
873
00:47:37,764 --> 00:47:39,235
not a drunken righty.
874
00:47:39,268 --> 00:47:40,515
Almost convincing.
875
00:47:40,547 --> 00:47:42,148
Pinch is a righty.
I've watched him pour.
876
00:47:42,179 --> 00:47:44,355
Officer Annis,
could I have a moment?
877
00:47:46,148 --> 00:47:48,131
You see that statue?
878
00:47:48,164 --> 00:47:49,859
That's a Regis Award
for acting in England.
879
00:47:49,891 --> 00:47:52,196
You ever seen it before?
880
00:47:52,228 --> 00:47:54,181
That's 'cause it's missing.
That's the murder weapon.
881
00:47:54,212 --> 00:47:56,132
- Oh, please. Time to go home.
- Three and a half pounds.
882
00:47:56,164 --> 00:47:58,563
The earthenware vase, the victim
hit that on the way down.
883
00:47:58,595 --> 00:48:00,388
- Annis.
- Hey, don't look at him.
884
00:48:00,419 --> 00:48:02,371
The department's gonna
let you get fucked on this.
885
00:48:02,403 --> 00:48:03,748
- Believe me, I know.
- That's it, Waldo.
886
00:48:03,781 --> 00:48:04,837
I'm gonna give you 10 seconds,
how about that?
887
00:48:04,868 --> 00:48:06,179
- 10 seconds?
- Yeah.
888
00:48:06,211 --> 00:48:07,491
- Perfect. That's all I need.
- 9.
889
00:48:07,525 --> 00:48:08,995
Annis, you don't want
to be the guy
890
00:48:09,028 --> 00:48:10,179
who puts away an innocent man,
believe me.
891
00:48:10,211 --> 00:48:11,875
- Let's... Come on.
- You may as well
892
00:48:11,908 --> 00:48:13,059
pull down your pants,
'cause you're gonna get fucked.
893
00:48:13,091 --> 00:48:14,468
- Come on.
- You're gonna get fucked, Annis.
894
00:48:14,500 --> 00:48:16,675
It sounded like he fumbled
with the dead-bolt...
895
00:48:16,708 --> 00:48:18,181
- What did I tell you?!
- He was still drunk.
896
00:48:18,212 --> 00:48:19,588
We couldn't tell for sure.
897
00:48:19,619 --> 00:48:21,731
Shut the fuck up, Anus.
898
00:48:21,764 --> 00:48:23,780
Nobody talks to this scum sack.
899
00:48:23,812 --> 00:48:25,861
This man is not a cop.
He is not one of us.
900
00:48:25,892 --> 00:48:27,491
He's a fucking rat.
901
00:48:27,524 --> 00:48:30,757
He's a person of interest
in a homicide investigation.
902
00:48:30,788 --> 00:48:33,188
For those of you
that don't know,
903
00:48:33,219 --> 00:48:37,923
the body of one adult female
904
00:48:37,955 --> 00:48:41,348
ID'd as Lorena Nascimento.
905
00:48:41,380 --> 00:48:43,972
Yeah, she borrowed
her husband's Porsche.
906
00:48:44,005 --> 00:48:45,988
She didn't tell you about him,
did she?
907
00:48:46,021 --> 00:48:47,684
We found it on fire
off the freeway,
908
00:48:47,715 --> 00:48:49,667
up by Magic Mountain.
909
00:48:49,699 --> 00:48:53,348
Fully engulfed, body inside.
910
00:48:53,379 --> 00:48:55,299
That item she gave you,
911
00:48:55,331 --> 00:48:57,188
that could put Don Q away
for so long
912
00:48:57,219 --> 00:49:00,292
you'll both die
of natural causes.
913
00:49:00,325 --> 00:49:03,428
Why don't you just
give it to me?
914
00:49:04,452 --> 00:49:06,085
I tried to warn you.
915
00:49:23,075 --> 00:49:24,388
What the fuck?
916
00:49:34,948 --> 00:49:36,036
Fuck you!
917
00:49:36,068 --> 00:49:37,411
Fuck you!
918
00:49:37,443 --> 00:49:38,852
Fuck you!
919
00:49:49,028 --> 00:49:50,755
Killed her!
920
00:49:52,196 --> 00:49:55,045
They fucking killed her!
921
00:50:17,444 --> 00:50:18,948
I, uh...
922
00:50:18,980 --> 00:50:21,028
I had my bike on this rack.
923
00:50:21,061 --> 00:50:23,395
I think I left my lock.
924
00:50:23,427 --> 00:50:25,539
Following me all day.
925
00:50:25,571 --> 00:50:27,363
Who the fuck are you?
926
00:50:27,395 --> 00:50:31,331
An attorney. I'm an attorney
specializing in personal injury.
927
00:50:31,364 --> 00:50:33,155
And if you do not unhand me,
928
00:50:33,188 --> 00:50:34,947
I will sue damages.
929
00:50:34,979 --> 00:50:37,028
Please?
930
00:50:37,059 --> 00:50:40,036
That's fine.
931
00:50:40,068 --> 00:50:43,940
That's fine.
932
00:50:43,972 --> 00:50:45,603
You're a private eye?
933
00:50:45,635 --> 00:50:47,972
Yeah. I'm a private eye.
934
00:50:48,004 --> 00:50:49,700
Who the fuck are you?
935
00:50:49,732 --> 00:50:52,195
You, sir,
just committed a felony,
936
00:50:52,227 --> 00:50:54,115
presenting yourself as a PI
in the state of California
937
00:50:54,147 --> 00:50:56,995
when you are, in fact,
unlicensed.
938
00:50:57,027 --> 00:50:58,308
Now, I will level with you.
939
00:50:58,340 --> 00:51:01,572
I have a client
who cannot understand
940
00:51:01,604 --> 00:51:04,388
why you would associate yourself
with a murderer
941
00:51:04,420 --> 00:51:06,148
like Alastair Pinch.
942
00:51:15,363 --> 00:51:17,219
Beautiful watch.
943
00:51:24,388 --> 00:51:26,276
Who's the client?
944
00:51:26,308 --> 00:51:27,715
Listen.
945
00:51:27,747 --> 00:51:29,060
Asshole.
946
00:51:29,092 --> 00:51:32,547
I'm not gonna let you
wrestle me off this case.
947
00:51:32,579 --> 00:51:34,852
- No, no, Mr. Waldo.
- Let's just communicate.
948
00:51:34,885 --> 00:51:37,604
There has been no threat
from me, nor do I intend one.
949
00:51:37,636 --> 00:51:40,355
- I apologize.
- I am going to fucking kill you.
950
00:51:40,388 --> 00:51:43,075
No, sir, listen.
It is my hope and my client's
951
00:51:43,107 --> 00:51:46,532
that this pleasant, okay,
happenstantial meeting
952
00:51:46,564 --> 00:51:48,035
between the last two of us
953
00:51:48,068 --> 00:51:49,252
is the last time you and I
see each other.
954
00:51:49,285 --> 00:51:52,835
So with that in mind, excuse me.
955
00:51:52,868 --> 00:51:55,076
Sir, please.
956
00:51:56,196 --> 00:51:58,980
I'll take my things.
957
00:52:00,836 --> 00:52:04,452
You know, actually,
on second thought,
958
00:52:04,484 --> 00:52:09,284
neither one of these
are my bike.
959
00:52:09,316 --> 00:52:10,468
Good day.
960
00:52:21,700 --> 00:52:25,475
Yeah, thanks for the phone,
you fucking ambulance chaser.
961
00:52:29,732 --> 00:52:34,979
Warren Gomes, Esquire.
962
00:52:35,011 --> 00:52:36,835
Warren Gomes.
963
00:52:36,867 --> 00:52:39,076
The last call was to...
964
00:52:39,108 --> 00:52:40,803
Darius Jamshidi.
965
00:52:40,836 --> 00:52:43,332
Darius Jamshidi.
966
00:52:43,364 --> 00:52:45,924
Darius Jamshidi.
967
00:52:48,836 --> 00:52:51,331
Huh.
968
00:52:51,363 --> 00:52:55,780
Where do we live,
Darius Jamshidi?
969
00:53:05,220 --> 00:53:06,852
Jamshidi.
970
00:53:06,884 --> 00:53:08,772
You're not gonna wrestle me
off this case.
971
00:53:08,804 --> 00:53:10,531
Asshole.
972
00:53:10,564 --> 00:53:12,484
Fuck this.
973
00:54:20,100 --> 00:54:21,988
You ghosted me, Waldo.
974
00:54:49,059 --> 00:54:52,676
I'm looking for Darius Jamshidi!
975
00:55:01,187 --> 00:55:03,972
Come on. Who's gonna help me?
976
00:55:04,004 --> 00:55:06,852
You gonna help me?
977
00:55:06,884 --> 00:55:12,484
I spy with my little eye
978
00:55:12,516 --> 00:55:13,604
Darius Jamshidi.
979
00:55:16,452 --> 00:55:17,796
No?
980
00:55:17,828 --> 00:55:19,108
You look like a Darius.
981
00:55:19,140 --> 00:55:20,324
All right.
That's enough.
982
00:55:20,356 --> 00:55:21,347
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
983
00:55:21,380 --> 00:55:23,396
Oh, yeah? Really?
984
00:55:25,060 --> 00:55:26,980
Hey, hey, hey. Don't look at me.
985
00:55:27,012 --> 00:55:28,260
He attacked me.
986
00:55:28,292 --> 00:55:29,764
- I'm just...
- That's enough, friend.
987
00:55:29,796 --> 00:55:31,748
Okay, fellas,
it's two against one.
988
00:55:31,780 --> 00:55:35,460
Come on. Where's your sense
of sportsmanship?
989
00:55:36,932 --> 00:55:38,724
Stop!
990
00:55:38,756 --> 00:55:41,796
Be cool.
991
00:55:41,828 --> 00:55:44,260
He needs to take those handcuffs
off his belt
992
00:55:44,292 --> 00:55:48,260
and handcuff one of his wrists,
okay?
993
00:55:48,292 --> 00:55:50,884
- Tell him.
- Do it.
994
00:55:53,956 --> 00:55:55,172
Knee.
995
00:55:55,203 --> 00:55:58,212
Okay. Hey, hey, hey. Steady.
996
00:55:58,244 --> 00:56:01,796
Now, I have an idea, and I don't
want you to panic, okay?
997
00:56:01,828 --> 00:56:03,428
Just go with me.
998
00:56:06,788 --> 00:56:09,060
Okay.
999
00:56:09,091 --> 00:56:11,332
Whew.
All right.
1000
00:56:11,364 --> 00:56:13,124
Now...
1001
00:56:13,828 --> 00:56:16,036
...we're gonna take
a little walk.
1002
00:56:16,067 --> 00:56:20,804
And you're gonna introduce me
to Mr. Jamshidi.
1003
00:56:22,724 --> 00:56:25,540
All right. Let's go.
We're walking.
1004
00:56:25,571 --> 00:56:28,228
How about him?
1005
00:56:28,260 --> 00:56:29,892
Hm?
1006
00:56:29,924 --> 00:56:31,683
Okay, him?
1007
00:56:31,716 --> 00:56:32,739
Okay.
1008
00:56:32,772 --> 00:56:35,396
How about him, huh?
1009
00:56:35,428 --> 00:56:38,084
I'm Darius Jamshidi.
1010
00:56:38,116 --> 00:56:41,283
The real police will be here
in a few minutes,
1011
00:56:41,316 --> 00:56:44,964
but I'd be happy to
speak with you until then.
1012
00:56:59,140 --> 00:57:02,340
I see you're trying to
buy a television network, huh?
1013
00:57:06,020 --> 00:57:09,827
This ends with you walking out
that door in a few minutes.
1014
00:57:09,860 --> 00:57:12,420
You sic Warren Gomes on me?
1015
00:57:12,451 --> 00:57:14,404
I assume you sent those kids,
too.
1016
00:57:14,436 --> 00:57:16,516
The Palisades Posse.
1017
00:57:16,547 --> 00:57:18,276
Question is,
1018
00:57:18,308 --> 00:57:21,251
why do you want me to stay away
from the Pinch case?
1019
00:57:24,164 --> 00:57:26,180
- I don't know who you are.
- Have you met my wife?
1020
00:57:26,212 --> 00:57:28,323
But you just ruined my benefit.
1021
00:57:28,356 --> 00:57:31,107
And no doubt cost a very,
very important charity
1022
00:57:31,140 --> 00:57:33,027
tens of thousands of dollars.
1023
00:57:33,060 --> 00:57:34,884
Now, I want you to go release
those two men,
1024
00:57:34,916 --> 00:57:36,867
and I want you to unlock
that one man's ear
1025
00:57:36,900 --> 00:57:38,371
from the other man's backside.
1026
00:57:38,404 --> 00:57:39,716
I'll do that.
1027
00:57:39,747 --> 00:57:41,251
My husband will show you
to the tennis courts.
1028
00:57:41,284 --> 00:57:44,452
You'll find those men there
and your chain.
1029
00:57:44,484 --> 00:57:47,076
- Thank you.
- Asshole.
1030
00:57:47,108 --> 00:57:48,900
She seems very nice.
1031
00:57:48,931 --> 00:57:51,204
This has been delightful.
1032
00:57:51,236 --> 00:57:54,628
The wall past the next house
backs out onto Mulholland.
1033
00:57:54,660 --> 00:57:55,972
If you'd be so kind
1034
00:57:56,004 --> 00:57:58,947
as to not cause any more drama
in the party.
1035
00:57:58,980 --> 00:58:01,475
Tell me who Warren Gomes is.
1036
00:58:01,508 --> 00:58:03,972
Gomes is dead.
1037
00:58:04,004 --> 00:58:05,540
What are you talking about?
1038
00:58:05,572 --> 00:58:07,300
I just spoke with the police.
1039
00:58:07,331 --> 00:58:10,404
Someone shot him
just before you arrived.
1040
00:58:10,436 --> 00:58:14,051
It wasn't you, per chance,
was it?
1041
00:58:14,084 --> 00:58:17,348
Why don't you tell me
what he was doing for you?
1042
00:58:17,379 --> 00:58:24,484
Warren Gomes has... had
a talent for special research,
1043
00:58:24,515 --> 00:58:27,812
which allows my company
to make what it makes.
1044
00:58:27,843 --> 00:58:29,380
Which is?
1045
00:58:29,411 --> 00:58:31,460
Money.
1046
00:58:31,492 --> 00:58:35,427
So Gomes was digging up dirt
to help you buy the network.
1047
00:58:35,460 --> 00:58:38,084
Why do you want me to stay away
from Pinch?
1048
00:58:42,052 --> 00:58:43,620
I believe that's for you.
1049
00:59:06,243 --> 00:59:07,299
Waldo.
1050
00:59:09,060 --> 00:59:10,628
Waldo.
1051
00:59:29,156 --> 00:59:30,851
Alastair?
1052
00:59:33,827 --> 00:59:35,524
Rosario?
1053
00:59:38,339 --> 00:59:40,195
Alastair?
1054
01:00:45,157 --> 01:00:47,620
Where's Alastair?
1055
01:00:54,788 --> 01:00:56,387
Line.
1056
01:00:56,420 --> 01:00:58,019
"I'll recuse myself
if I have to."
1057
01:00:58,051 --> 01:00:59,235
- Shit.
- And cut.
1058
01:00:59,267 --> 01:01:00,517
Excuse me.
1059
01:01:00,548 --> 01:01:02,980
I must have been distracted
by your perfume.
1060
01:01:04,964 --> 01:01:06,659
Things are getting
fucking strange,
1061
01:01:06,691 --> 01:01:08,293
and I need your help.
1062
01:01:08,324 --> 01:01:10,851
Darius Jamshidi.
1063
01:01:10,884 --> 01:01:12,867
That name mean
anything to you?
1064
01:01:12,900 --> 01:01:16,515
No, but Robert Blake
called last night
1065
01:01:16,547 --> 01:01:20,164
and asked if I want
to play pinochle on Thursdays.
1066
01:01:20,195 --> 01:01:23,108
You do realize that everyone
is sure you did this.
1067
01:01:23,140 --> 01:01:24,420
The only thing giving me doubts
1068
01:01:24,452 --> 01:01:26,211
it's that someone's
busting my horns.
1069
01:01:26,244 --> 01:01:28,035
and me figuring out why
1070
01:01:28,067 --> 01:01:29,860
is the only thing
standing between you
1071
01:01:29,891 --> 01:01:31,044
and a life sentence.
1072
01:01:31,076 --> 01:01:33,668
When I ask for help,
I don't know,
1073
01:01:33,700 --> 01:01:35,715
maybe you should fucking help.
1074
01:01:35,747 --> 01:01:38,595
Simmer down.
How could I be of service?
1075
01:01:41,348 --> 01:01:44,228
Is there anything
you're not telling me?
1076
01:01:44,260 --> 01:01:45,668
Like what?
1077
01:01:45,700 --> 01:01:48,195
Like did you invite someone over
to your house that night?
1078
01:01:48,227 --> 01:01:49,347
- No.
- You sure?
1079
01:01:49,380 --> 01:01:51,075
- Absolutely.
- Could you invite someone
1080
01:01:51,107 --> 01:01:52,804
over to the house
and not remember the next day?
1081
01:01:52,835 --> 01:01:54,724
I've gotten married,
fathered children,
1082
01:01:54,755 --> 01:01:58,499
and taken out mortgages
and not remembered the next day.
1083
01:02:03,587 --> 01:02:05,444
When did you move
the furniture around?
1084
01:02:05,475 --> 01:02:06,820
I told you, Monica was
a constant tinkerer.
1085
01:02:06,853 --> 01:02:08,291
She was never finished...
1086
01:02:08,324 --> 01:02:10,211
The night table
in my room doesn't fit.
1087
01:02:10,244 --> 01:02:12,131
I'm thinking someone moved it
from your room
1088
01:02:12,164 --> 01:02:13,795
and the one in your room
from the living room,
1089
01:02:13,828 --> 01:02:15,748
probably on the night
of the murder
1090
01:02:15,779 --> 01:02:17,924
unless you moved it since.
1091
01:02:17,955 --> 01:02:20,739
I have not moved them since.
Piss off.
1092
01:02:31,524 --> 01:02:35,524
What shall you do, Detective,
1093
01:02:35,557 --> 01:02:39,460
if find that I did,
in fact, murder my wife?
1094
01:02:39,493 --> 01:02:41,060
Will you stand for your client
1095
01:02:41,091 --> 01:02:42,595
or... or for truth and justice,
1096
01:02:42,628 --> 01:02:45,604
like the incorruptible
Charlie Waldo of yore?
1097
01:02:50,821 --> 01:02:54,339
You stick with truth
and justice, Waldo.
1098
01:02:54,371 --> 01:02:57,315
If I've killed
my little girl's mother,
1099
01:02:57,347 --> 01:03:00,644
I'll take what's coming to me
and call it even.
1100
01:03:04,357 --> 01:03:05,699
Daddy!
1101
01:03:05,731 --> 01:03:08,835
Ah! There's my darling.
1102
01:03:08,867 --> 01:03:10,659
I know all of my lines
for the play.
1103
01:03:10,691 --> 01:03:13,475
I can't wait to see
your Rumpelstiltskin.
1104
01:03:13,508 --> 01:03:14,724
Come, now.
1105
01:03:14,755 --> 01:03:17,284
Today I brew, tomorrow I bake.
1106
01:03:17,315 --> 01:03:20,355
And then the prince child
I'll take!
1107
01:03:26,372 --> 01:03:27,460
You sound like a maniac.
1108
01:03:27,493 --> 01:03:29,891
Hey, you sober enough to drive?
1109
01:03:29,924 --> 01:03:31,684
I suppose so. Why?
1110
01:03:31,715 --> 01:03:33,157
I'll meet you at your house.
1111
01:03:33,188 --> 01:03:34,916
- What's wrong?
- Nothing.
1112
01:03:34,948 --> 01:03:37,092
Just lock the door
and don't answer it.
1113
01:03:39,459 --> 01:03:41,701
Hey! Fuckhead!
1114
01:03:41,732 --> 01:03:43,588
Tell me about Lorena.
1115
01:03:43,621 --> 01:03:45,572
Fuck you.
1116
01:03:45,604 --> 01:03:47,043
How about you tell me
about my mem?
1117
01:03:47,075 --> 01:03:49,187
I don't even know
what a fucking mem is!
1118
01:03:49,220 --> 01:03:50,819
Tell me about my mem.
1119
01:03:50,851 --> 01:03:52,131
Who are you people?!
1120
01:03:52,165 --> 01:03:55,076
Cool your jets now.
1121
01:03:55,108 --> 01:03:57,795
I think you're prevaricating,
Waldo.
1122
01:03:57,827 --> 01:03:59,651
She says she gave it to you.
1123
01:03:59,684 --> 01:04:02,020
Last words the bitch ever said,
so I'm inclined to believe her.
1124
01:04:02,052 --> 01:04:03,620
You know she was still alive
1125
01:04:03,651 --> 01:04:05,188
when I poured the gasoline
on her?
1126
01:04:06,852 --> 01:04:08,131
Fucking kill you!
1127
01:04:08,163 --> 01:04:09,541
Fuck!
1128
01:04:09,572 --> 01:04:12,260
You dirty motherfucker.
1129
01:04:17,731 --> 01:04:18,915
Waldo.
1130
01:04:18,947 --> 01:04:20,132
Lorena.
1131
01:04:20,164 --> 01:04:24,132
Waldo, you've just had
a concussion.
1132
01:04:24,164 --> 01:04:26,692
Okay, can you focus?
1133
01:04:28,484 --> 01:04:29,605
Yeah.
1134
01:04:29,636 --> 01:04:30,757
The school nurse went home.
1135
01:04:30,788 --> 01:04:32,420
I said I'd take care of you.
1136
01:04:34,660 --> 01:04:36,131
Fuck, is it...
1137
01:04:36,164 --> 01:04:38,212
No, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't confuse you.
1138
01:04:38,245 --> 01:04:40,196
It's 4:30 in the afternoon.
1139
01:04:40,228 --> 01:04:42,085
You've just had a concussion,
and...
1140
01:04:43,683 --> 01:04:45,571
Okay, just go really slowly.
1141
01:04:45,603 --> 01:04:48,132
I'll drop you off at Alastair's.
1142
01:04:51,972 --> 01:04:53,732
Lot of traffic.
1143
01:04:53,764 --> 01:04:55,492
Thanks for taking me home.
1144
01:04:57,251 --> 01:04:59,235
I might have a better idea.
1145
01:05:02,341 --> 01:05:04,771
Do you trust me?
1146
01:05:04,803 --> 01:05:06,915
Why should I trust you?
1147
01:05:06,947 --> 01:05:08,675
Because you'll like it.
1148
01:06:53,892 --> 01:06:57,700
All right.
Well, this is me.
1149
01:06:57,732 --> 01:06:59,171
Have a nice day.
1150
01:06:59,204 --> 01:07:00,325
You too.
1151
01:07:00,356 --> 01:07:04,260
Doing whatever it is
that you do.
1152
01:07:04,292 --> 01:07:05,763
I'm late.
1153
01:07:05,795 --> 01:07:07,619
I'm gonna call you.
1154
01:07:07,651 --> 01:07:09,156
I know you will.
1155
01:07:09,188 --> 01:07:12,451
Mr. Lion, did you find
my invitation?
1156
01:07:12,483 --> 01:07:15,363
What are you gonna do?
1157
01:07:15,395 --> 01:07:16,484
About what?
1158
01:07:16,516 --> 01:07:18,628
Your mane is gone.
1159
01:07:18,660 --> 01:07:20,067
Can I tell you a secret?
1160
01:07:20,099 --> 01:07:21,091
Yes.
1161
01:07:21,123 --> 01:07:23,652
It was stolen by a princess.
1162
01:07:23,684 --> 01:07:25,988
I will get back for you, okay?
1163
01:07:26,019 --> 01:07:27,364
- Will you?
- Mm-hmm.
1164
01:07:27,396 --> 01:07:29,763
Thank you.
1165
01:07:29,795 --> 01:07:31,236
You have a good day.
1166
01:07:31,268 --> 01:07:32,932
I will.
1167
01:08:08,708 --> 01:08:10,212
Yes!
1168
01:08:10,244 --> 01:08:11,939
Fuckin' yes!
1169
01:08:13,859 --> 01:08:16,707
Fuckin' yes!
Yes!
1170
01:08:16,739 --> 01:08:18,595
Yes!
1171
01:08:32,708 --> 01:08:35,460
Mem.
Memory stick.
1172
01:08:53,860 --> 01:08:57,572
Nini.
It's your old friend Waldo.
1173
01:08:58,244 --> 01:08:59,875
What, cat got your tongue?
1174
01:09:01,156 --> 01:09:03,076
Tell your boss
he can have his mem.
1175
01:09:03,108 --> 01:09:07,140
Meet me tomorrow...
Wilshire and Catalina, 2:00.
1176
01:09:24,580 --> 01:09:28,675
Young man, could I ask you
to use your earphones, please?
1177
01:09:28,707 --> 01:09:30,308
I mean, those are the rules.
1178
01:09:33,700 --> 01:09:35,812
Excuse me.
Who's that you're listening to?
1179
01:09:35,844 --> 01:09:37,444
Oh.
Swag Doggg.
1180
01:09:37,476 --> 01:09:38,468
Swag Doggg?
1181
01:09:38,500 --> 01:09:39,460
Yeah.
1182
01:09:39,492 --> 01:09:41,444
All right.
Thank you.
1183
01:09:48,484 --> 01:09:51,044
We got to talk about it.
It's all over social media.
1184
01:09:51,076 --> 01:09:53,028
But you're the first
hip-hop artist we've seen
1185
01:09:53,060 --> 01:09:55,044
spell his name D-O-G-G-G.
1186
01:09:55,076 --> 01:09:56,900
What's that about?
1187
01:09:56,932 --> 01:09:59,844
Well, you know that third G
is for the big homie... God.
1188
01:09:59,876 --> 01:10:01,796
- Uh-huh.
- Oh God, baby.
1189
01:10:01,828 --> 01:10:03,908
Immaculate conception.
You feel me?
1190
01:10:03,940 --> 01:10:05,796
Immaculate concept
that pink purse
1191
01:10:05,828 --> 01:10:07,620
- from around your neck.
- It's a Bottega.
1192
01:10:07,652 --> 01:10:09,252
That is a purse.
1193
01:10:11,492 --> 01:10:12,867
- I brush every...
- Morning!
1194
01:10:12,899 --> 01:10:14,372
- I brush every...
- Night!
1195
01:10:14,404 --> 01:10:15,972
I brush and I brush
till my teeth, they're...
1196
01:10:16,004 --> 01:10:19,044
- White!
- Aah!
1197
01:10:19,076 --> 01:10:20,259
Lil Doggg.
1198
01:10:20,292 --> 01:10:22,531
Hey, buddy.
1199
01:10:22,564 --> 01:10:24,772
Earphones.
It's rules.
1200
01:10:24,804 --> 01:10:26,564
Sorry.
1201
01:10:35,300 --> 01:10:36,612
Hello?
1202
01:10:36,644 --> 01:10:38,404
Waldo?
1203
01:10:40,036 --> 01:10:42,308
Nice of you to call.
1204
01:10:42,339 --> 01:10:43,684
Where the hell are you?
1205
01:10:43,716 --> 01:10:46,500
I can't say.
Listen.
1206
01:10:46,531 --> 01:10:49,059
There's a guy who's gonna
reach out to you hasn't already.
1207
01:10:49,092 --> 01:10:50,884
Oh, he has.
1208
01:10:50,916 --> 01:10:52,676
He's for real.
Don't mess around.
1209
01:10:52,708 --> 01:10:54,340
I know.
Everyone thinks he killed you.
1210
01:10:54,372 --> 01:10:57,028
He can't if he can't find me.
1211
01:11:02,147 --> 01:11:03,972
Hi.
1212
01:11:04,004 --> 01:11:06,820
I'm writing a piece for Esquire
on the new face of hip-hop.
1213
01:11:06,852 --> 01:11:08,259
Hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
1214
01:11:08,292 --> 01:11:09,636
Sir, are you okay?
1215
01:11:10,724 --> 01:11:12,644
- It's okay.
- It's all right.
1216
01:11:12,676 --> 01:11:13,540
Could I have that, please?
1217
01:11:15,587 --> 01:11:18,596
Back up, Nini.
It's all right. I got this.
1218
01:11:19,556 --> 01:11:20,995
It's pretty fucking bold of you
1219
01:11:21,028 --> 01:11:22,948
to be disrespecting me
like that,
1220
01:11:22,980 --> 01:11:26,020
especially in light
of Lorena's final hours.
1221
01:11:26,052 --> 01:11:29,092
You should've seen her fuckin'
eyes when I lit that match, bro.
1222
01:11:29,124 --> 01:11:30,980
She was crying,
snot coming down her nose...
1223
01:11:31,012 --> 01:11:33,156
I just talked to her.
1224
01:11:33,188 --> 01:11:34,179
Now.
1225
01:11:35,172 --> 01:11:37,315
So why don't we cut the bullshit
and you tell me
1226
01:11:37,348 --> 01:11:40,676
why Lorena was messing with you
in the first place.
1227
01:11:42,340 --> 01:11:43,812
Hey, if you don't want
that flash drive,
1228
01:11:43,844 --> 01:11:46,276
I could always give it
to the police.
1229
01:11:46,948 --> 01:11:48,612
Go get yourself
an ice cream cone.
1230
01:11:48,644 --> 01:11:50,308
Get yourself
an ice cream cone.
1231
01:11:50,340 --> 01:11:53,668
Strawberry.
Like your shirt.
1232
01:11:54,660 --> 01:11:56,644
Come on. Relax.
Relax.
1233
01:11:56,676 --> 01:11:58,116
You're so tense.
1234
01:11:58,148 --> 01:12:00,676
Everything all right?
No problems at home?
1235
01:12:00,707 --> 01:12:02,692
I just want you to know
you can talk to me, all right?
1236
01:12:02,724 --> 01:12:04,772
About anything.
1237
01:12:04,803 --> 01:12:07,396
Lorena was working for me,
all right?
1238
01:12:08,612 --> 01:12:10,116
Not what you think.
1239
01:12:10,148 --> 01:12:12,004
Marital surveillance
on behalf of my sister,
1240
01:12:12,036 --> 01:12:14,244
watching my lazy-ass
brother-in-law.
1241
01:12:14,851 --> 01:12:17,668
Lorena comes to see me at this
chop shop I use as an office.
1242
01:12:17,700 --> 01:12:20,036
She sees my mem sitting there.
The bitch palms it.
1243
01:12:20,068 --> 01:12:21,988
She walks out the office
like it's nothing.
1244
01:12:22,020 --> 01:12:23,620
Calls me later
saying it's collateral
1245
01:12:23,651 --> 01:12:25,667
on what she claims
I already owe her.
1246
01:12:25,700 --> 01:12:28,612
All right. Look.
I think I got this.
1247
01:12:28,964 --> 01:12:31,524
- You open to a suggestion?
- What you got?
1248
01:12:31,556 --> 01:12:33,444
All right.
I give you the mem.
1249
01:12:33,476 --> 01:12:35,364
You let Lorena come back to L.A.
1250
01:12:35,396 --> 01:12:37,316
We whack up the rest
in small-claims.
1251
01:12:37,348 --> 01:12:38,276
- Yeah?
- Simple.
1252
01:12:38,308 --> 01:12:39,908
It's so simple.
1253
01:12:39,940 --> 01:12:41,764
I can't believe I didn't
fuckin' think of that before.
1254
01:12:41,796 --> 01:12:43,108
What are you, fuckin' nuts?
1255
01:12:43,140 --> 01:12:44,932
I got a reputation to uphold,
Waldo.
1256
01:12:44,964 --> 01:12:47,395
- Are you aware of that...
- Assbags against the wall.
1257
01:12:47,428 --> 01:12:49,667
- Motherfucker!
- Jesus Christ.
1258
01:12:49,700 --> 01:12:51,972
If you're looking for Jim's
flash drive, you're out of luck.
1259
01:12:52,004 --> 01:12:54,180
- I didn't bring it.
- What'd you just say, Waldo?
1260
01:12:54,211 --> 01:12:55,171
Sorry.
1261
01:12:55,204 --> 01:12:56,548
You got a permit for this?
1262
01:12:56,580 --> 01:12:57,508
- No.
- Nah.
1263
01:12:57,540 --> 01:12:59,267
I am arresting both of you
1264
01:12:59,300 --> 01:13:01,860
for the murder
of Lorena Nascimento.
1265
01:13:03,908 --> 01:13:05,956
You want to read your boy here
the 6:00 news or what?
1266
01:13:05,987 --> 01:13:08,515
Lorena's alive.
I just talked to her.
1267
01:13:08,548 --> 01:13:09,604
- What?
- Yeah.
1268
01:13:09,636 --> 01:13:11,139
- Yeah.
- Fuck!
1269
01:13:11,172 --> 01:13:12,868
Well, who was in her car, then?
1270
01:13:12,900 --> 01:13:15,364
I say you both suck
at your jobs.
1271
01:13:15,396 --> 01:13:17,380
Cuppy was never gonna book us
anyway.
1272
01:13:17,411 --> 01:13:19,587
Just another play to squeeze me.
Ain't that right, Cuppy?
1273
01:13:19,620 --> 01:13:21,380
You know I'm the only one
in town who doesn't grease
1274
01:13:21,412 --> 01:13:23,204
this motherfuckin'
cocksuckin' motherfucker?
1275
01:13:23,236 --> 01:13:24,868
- Little man...
- Whoa.
1276
01:13:24,900 --> 01:13:27,172
...you... you'd better
watch your mouth
1277
01:13:27,204 --> 01:13:30,788
on days that you're followed
around by that douchebag Eskimo.
1278
01:13:30,820 --> 01:13:32,259
What?
1279
01:13:32,292 --> 01:13:34,980
What the...
1280
01:13:35,012 --> 01:13:38,340
He's an Inuit,
you fuckin' philistine.
1281
01:13:38,371 --> 01:13:39,491
Let's go.
1282
01:13:39,524 --> 01:13:41,476
You got another 24 hours, Waldo.
1283
01:13:41,507 --> 01:13:43,236
Okay.
1284
01:13:43,268 --> 01:13:46,307
Come on.
Let's get you up, Cuppy.
1285
01:13:46,340 --> 01:13:48,196
Oh.
1286
01:13:49,220 --> 01:13:50,532
Hi.
1287
01:13:50,564 --> 01:13:52,388
Do you have a school directory
I can look at
1288
01:13:52,419 --> 01:13:55,844
with the names of the students
in each class and their parents?
1289
01:13:55,876 --> 01:13:57,731
It's for Jayne White.
1290
01:14:03,587 --> 01:14:06,148
Thank you.
1291
01:14:11,204 --> 01:14:13,443
Swag Doggg.
1292
01:14:15,780 --> 01:14:17,668
Jamshidi.
1293
01:14:17,700 --> 01:14:19,172
Listen. I'm on to something.
1294
01:14:19,203 --> 01:14:21,188
What do you know about
Darius Jamshidi and Swag Doggg?
1295
01:14:21,219 --> 01:14:23,780
Are those animated characters?
1296
01:14:23,812 --> 01:14:25,956
They both wanted me to stay
the hell away from your case.
1297
01:14:25,988 --> 01:14:27,876
I went to the school today
and checked the directory.
1298
01:14:27,908 --> 01:14:29,540
They're parents...
1299
01:14:29,572 --> 01:14:31,748
They're parents
in your daughter's class.
1300
01:14:31,779 --> 01:14:33,732
Now, I'm thinking that Monica
could've been into something
1301
01:14:33,764 --> 01:14:35,140
with these other parents
1302
01:14:35,171 --> 01:14:36,964
and one or more of them
wanted her dead.
1303
01:14:36,995 --> 01:14:39,267
Question is, though, what the
fuck is going on in that class?
1304
01:14:39,300 --> 01:14:41,635
Oh, who knows?
Show-and-tell.
1305
01:14:41,668 --> 01:14:43,012
Finger painting. I don't know.
1306
01:14:43,044 --> 01:14:44,804
- Hey! Princess!
- What?
1307
01:14:44,836 --> 01:14:46,820
I'm trying to save your life.
You want to cut the self-pity?
1308
01:14:46,852 --> 01:14:48,484
- Self-pity?
- Look.
1309
01:14:48,515 --> 01:14:50,979
You got a terrific little girl
who already lost her mom.
1310
01:14:51,012 --> 01:14:52,451
Does she have to lose a dad?
1311
01:14:52,484 --> 01:14:53,892
Nobody talks to me that way.
1312
01:14:53,924 --> 01:14:55,748
- And do you know why?
- 'Cause they need the money.
1313
01:14:55,779 --> 01:14:57,603
No, because they know they'll
get a damn good drubbing.
1314
01:14:57,636 --> 01:14:59,236
Put 'em up.
Come on. Your turn, love.
1315
01:14:59,267 --> 01:15:00,324
You'll get a real fight.
1316
01:15:00,356 --> 01:15:01,443
I'm not doing this.
1317
01:15:01,476 --> 01:15:02,980
- Come on.
- I'm not doing this.
1318
01:15:03,011 --> 01:15:04,771
- Alastair, you're too drunk!
- Slippery joker.
1319
01:15:04,804 --> 01:15:06,180
- Alastair...
- Hold still, will you?
1320
01:15:06,212 --> 01:15:08,548
It's not even a fair fight!
You're twice my age!
1321
01:15:08,580 --> 01:15:12,355
Okay. Look. I'm a pacifist,
and I refuse to get involved.
1322
01:15:12,388 --> 01:15:13,636
J...
1323
01:15:13,667 --> 01:15:15,908
Alastair?
1324
01:15:15,939 --> 01:15:17,636
Well earned, sir.
1325
01:15:17,667 --> 01:15:19,268
Have you had enough?
1326
01:15:19,300 --> 01:15:20,580
I've had enough.
1327
01:15:20,612 --> 01:15:23,140
Let's you and I have a drink.
Help me up.
1328
01:15:24,900 --> 01:15:26,436
Oh, you've trimmed the hedges.
Handsome devil.
1329
01:15:28,804 --> 01:15:31,172
You remember
having mates, don't you, Waldo?
1330
01:15:31,203 --> 01:15:33,060
Not like you.
1331
01:15:33,668 --> 01:15:34,787
There you go.
1332
01:15:34,820 --> 01:15:36,676
You were right, of course.
1333
01:15:36,707 --> 01:15:39,299
I am shit-faced.
1334
01:15:39,331 --> 01:15:40,644
More than usual.
1335
01:15:40,676 --> 01:15:42,436
Chin-chin.
1336
01:15:42,467 --> 01:15:46,307
You know what you should have
done when your young man died?
1337
01:15:46,340 --> 01:15:49,924
You should have gone on
an epic two-week pub crawl,
1338
01:15:49,955 --> 01:15:52,835
gotten it all out
of your system.
1339
01:15:54,340 --> 01:15:56,579
To self-pity.
Hm.
1340
01:15:56,611 --> 01:15:59,907
That was a powerful observation
coming from the master.
1341
01:15:59,940 --> 01:16:04,484
You and I are two sides
of the same coin, aren't we?
1342
01:16:04,516 --> 01:16:06,820
And now, here you are,
back among the living
1343
01:16:06,853 --> 01:16:08,740
in a way you weren't
just a week ago.
1344
01:16:08,773 --> 01:16:10,084
Mm.
1345
01:16:10,115 --> 01:16:11,875
- Oh, you see a difference?
- Mm!
1346
01:16:11,908 --> 01:16:14,276
All the difference in the world.
1347
01:16:14,307 --> 01:16:17,027
Dicking refuckulous the way
you confronted me out there.
1348
01:16:17,060 --> 01:16:20,196
You didn't have that in you when
you first shuffled onto my set
1349
01:16:20,228 --> 01:16:23,140
with that rat's nest of a beard
and those dead eyes.
1350
01:16:23,173 --> 01:16:25,604
You've been brought back
to life, mate,
1351
01:16:25,636 --> 01:16:27,973
like so many of us...
1352
01:16:28,004 --> 01:16:31,395
by singular carnal charms.
1353
01:16:35,684 --> 01:16:38,468
Is Jayne keeping the baby?
1354
01:16:38,500 --> 01:16:40,835
I think about her all the time.
1355
01:16:40,868 --> 01:16:42,308
But I haven't thought it right
to telephone,
1356
01:16:42,340 --> 01:16:44,163
given the circumstances.
1357
01:16:44,197 --> 01:16:48,068
And I was such a cad,
especially after she told me.
1358
01:16:48,740 --> 01:16:51,651
But I was married, after all,
and what was I to do?
1359
01:16:51,684 --> 01:16:55,780
And then after the business
with my sweet Monica...
1360
01:16:55,813 --> 01:16:58,211
I'm tired, Waldo.
1361
01:17:00,420 --> 01:17:04,196
Fearing that you may not be
as good as others believe.
1362
01:17:04,227 --> 01:17:05,699
It's common to all men.
1363
01:17:06,884 --> 01:17:11,620
But fearing that deep down
you may be a monster...
1364
01:17:12,707 --> 01:17:15,491
...that's a whole different
flavor of hell.
1365
01:17:31,140 --> 01:17:32,964
Ladies and gentlemen,
1366
01:17:32,996 --> 01:17:34,787
we are about to begin.
1367
01:17:34,820 --> 01:17:36,964
Please find your seats.
1368
01:17:46,948 --> 01:17:48,517
Hey.
1369
01:17:49,412 --> 01:17:50,819
Hey.
1370
01:17:52,227 --> 01:17:54,308
You should have told me
about you and Alastair.
1371
01:17:55,011 --> 01:17:57,924
There's nothing to tell.
He's a kindergarten dad.
1372
01:18:04,420 --> 01:18:06,500
Don't worry. It's not Alastair.
It's me.
1373
01:18:07,717 --> 01:18:09,284
I found this burner
in his house.
1374
01:18:09,315 --> 01:18:11,300
On the night his wife died,
he texted back and forth
1375
01:18:11,331 --> 01:18:13,795
with someone, inviting her over.
1376
01:18:13,828 --> 01:18:17,317
Someone... who said
she'd be right there.
1377
01:18:19,076 --> 01:18:21,124
Come on.
1378
01:18:21,157 --> 01:18:22,564
Let's talk.
1379
01:18:28,004 --> 01:18:30,404
Did you have a thing
with Swag Doggg too?
1380
01:18:31,395 --> 01:18:32,963
Yes.
1381
01:18:33,380 --> 01:18:36,195
And that crazy rich guy
Jamshidi?
1382
01:18:39,107 --> 01:18:40,804
You know,
I've been getting beaten up
1383
01:18:40,835 --> 01:18:43,684
and threatened all week
because of you.
1384
01:18:43,715 --> 01:18:45,157
It had nothing to do
with Monica Pinch.
1385
01:18:45,188 --> 01:18:46,691
It was a bunch of rich guys
1386
01:18:46,724 --> 01:18:48,644
that didn't want their affairs
with you exposed.
1387
01:18:48,675 --> 01:18:50,499
What do you want, Waldo?
1388
01:18:50,531 --> 01:18:53,828
I'm a thrill-seeker, and I'm
teaching fucking kindergarten.
1389
01:18:53,860 --> 01:18:56,291
And what could be a bigger rush
than sleeping with the detective
1390
01:18:56,324 --> 01:18:58,660
investigating a death
you're involved in?
1391
01:18:59,300 --> 01:19:01,059
It wasn't just that.
1392
01:19:02,084 --> 01:19:04,164
I really felt something.
1393
01:19:07,684 --> 01:19:09,604
Start from the beginning.
1394
01:19:09,635 --> 01:19:11,108
And no bullshit.
1395
01:19:14,053 --> 01:19:16,868
I was hoping that he would leave
his wife.
1396
01:19:16,900 --> 01:19:20,068
But he was an asshole,
and he kept talking about
1397
01:19:20,099 --> 01:19:23,524
how she wanted him to move back
to England with her.
1398
01:19:23,557 --> 01:19:27,301
Like, he didn't give a shit
about what I was telling him.
1399
01:19:27,332 --> 01:19:30,915
And after that,
total radio silence.
1400
01:19:30,947 --> 01:19:35,395
But I kept texting him,
which was... probably stupid.
1401
01:19:36,388 --> 01:19:39,012
And then one night, he...
he messaged me back
1402
01:19:39,044 --> 01:19:41,411
saying that...
that Monica was out of the house
1403
01:19:41,444 --> 01:19:43,556
and I should come over
and we could talk about us.
1404
01:19:43,588 --> 01:19:46,051
And before I can even ring
the bell,
1405
01:19:46,083 --> 01:19:49,444
Monica opens the door
and tells me to come inside.
1406
01:19:49,477 --> 01:19:50,979
She's holding his phone.
1407
01:19:51,011 --> 01:19:53,221
She's the one who messaged me
to come over.
1408
01:19:53,252 --> 01:19:57,988
She tells me Alastair's
passed out in the study and...
1409
01:19:58,021 --> 01:20:00,740
she wanted to see who it was.
1410
01:20:00,771 --> 01:20:02,821
When she found out
it was her daughter's teacher,
1411
01:20:02,852 --> 01:20:05,379
she got pretty unhinged.
1412
01:20:05,797 --> 01:20:08,195
Kept talking about...
1413
01:20:09,155 --> 01:20:13,028
...how L.A. was this evil city
and...
1414
01:20:13,059 --> 01:20:15,811
what a mistake it was
coming to L.A.
1415
01:20:16,803 --> 01:20:20,611
I was scared
she was gonna get violent, so...
1416
01:20:20,643 --> 01:20:21,891
I just ran out of there.
1417
01:20:21,925 --> 01:20:22,916
I drove away.
1418
01:20:24,419 --> 01:20:25,861
And then...
1419
01:20:27,428 --> 01:20:30,692
...the next day,
I heard Monica was dead.
1420
01:20:31,299 --> 01:20:34,244
And I tried reaching out
to Alastair,
1421
01:20:34,275 --> 01:20:37,540
but... he was even more
of an asshole.
1422
01:20:37,572 --> 01:20:39,811
He wouldn't talk to me,
1423
01:20:39,843 --> 01:20:42,308
not even when he was
dropping Gaby off.
1424
01:20:43,844 --> 01:20:45,668
So...
1425
01:20:46,531 --> 01:20:50,275
Well, when the... when the chips
started falling on him...
1426
01:20:53,892 --> 01:20:56,291
...I just let them fall.
1427
01:20:59,684 --> 01:21:02,948
And you're pregnant?
1428
01:21:02,979 --> 01:21:04,100
Alastair's?
1429
01:21:08,932 --> 01:21:11,876
Jayne?
We're about to start.
1430
01:21:12,836 --> 01:21:14,275
Yeah.
1431
01:21:14,852 --> 01:21:16,388
Be right there.
1432
01:21:16,419 --> 01:21:18,692
Can we pick this up later?
1433
01:21:20,228 --> 01:21:22,660
After the play and lawyers.
1434
01:21:27,172 --> 01:21:30,212
There's her necklace
and her ring.
1435
01:21:30,244 --> 01:21:33,892
Next I'll take the child
as the king!
1436
01:21:33,925 --> 01:21:35,845
Today I brew.
1437
01:21:35,876 --> 01:21:37,892
Tomorrow I bake.
1438
01:21:37,924 --> 01:21:42,147
And then the prince child
I'll take!
1439
01:21:42,179 --> 01:21:44,772
For no one knows
my little game,
1440
01:21:44,804 --> 01:21:47,524
and Rumpelstiltskin is my name!
1441
01:21:48,580 --> 01:21:51,205
To guess my name?
1442
01:21:51,236 --> 01:21:55,204
She'll never guess!
1443
01:22:03,812 --> 01:22:05,668
Jayne?
1444
01:22:45,603 --> 01:22:47,588
That girl from "Louisiana Law."
1445
01:22:47,619 --> 01:22:49,539
What's her name? Yeah.
I need you to call her agent.
1446
01:22:49,571 --> 01:22:50,980
I mean, is she pregnant
or is it...
1447
01:22:51,012 --> 01:22:53,283
I don't know. She's unhappy?
'Cause it's weird.
1448
01:22:53,315 --> 01:22:54,788
I mean,
I don't know if she changed
1449
01:22:54,820 --> 01:22:57,540
what she's eating, but...
1450
01:22:57,572 --> 01:22:59,236
You tell me.
1451
01:22:59,268 --> 01:23:00,931
But they're feeding her
something very, very strange,
1452
01:23:00,963 --> 01:23:02,915
'cause I have never seen a shape
quite like that.
1453
01:23:03,524 --> 01:23:04,964
Waddling through the lot.
1454
01:23:04,996 --> 01:23:06,691
And I-I was like,
1455
01:23:06,723 --> 01:23:09,892
"It's not gonna work.
I don't want to look at that."
1456
01:23:10,595 --> 01:23:11,845
All right.
Well, you tell him.
1457
01:23:11,876 --> 01:23:12,932
All right. Bye.
1458
01:23:12,964 --> 01:23:13,924
Mr. Waldo!
1459
01:23:13,956 --> 01:23:15,620
Mr. Sikorsky.
1460
01:23:15,652 --> 01:23:18,532
Apologies for the interruption,
but I made some progress.
1461
01:23:18,565 --> 01:23:20,772
Oh, you did?
Fantastic.
1462
01:23:20,804 --> 01:23:21,955
What is that?
1463
01:23:21,987 --> 01:23:23,492
That, my friend, is signed
1464
01:23:23,524 --> 01:23:26,404
by every quarterback
who ever won two Super Bowls.
1465
01:23:26,436 --> 01:23:27,715
May I?
1466
01:23:27,747 --> 01:23:29,156
Please.
Be my guest.
1467
01:23:29,188 --> 01:23:32,005
May I also say it is so good
to see your baby face
1468
01:23:32,036 --> 01:23:33,860
peeking out
where once a dead animal lay.
1469
01:23:33,892 --> 01:23:35,876
And just when you thought I
couldn't get any more handsome.
1470
01:23:35,908 --> 01:23:39,844
I have a run-through, but, um...
fuck 'em.
1471
01:23:39,876 --> 01:23:41,892
I want to hear this.
Shoot.
1472
01:23:41,924 --> 01:23:44,292
It's good news, I guess.
1473
01:23:44,324 --> 01:23:45,604
I know who killed Monica Pinch.
1474
01:23:45,636 --> 01:23:46,979
Fantastic.
1475
01:23:47,011 --> 01:23:49,285
I mean...
1476
01:23:49,316 --> 01:23:50,532
Mm.
1477
01:23:50,564 --> 01:23:53,252
There's a young lady
named Jayne White.
1478
01:23:53,860 --> 01:23:56,196
She was the Pinch girl's
kindergarten teacher.
1479
01:23:56,228 --> 01:23:59,587
What'd a kindergarten teacher
want to kill Monica Pinch for?
1480
01:23:59,620 --> 01:24:01,668
She and Alastair were having
an affair.
1481
01:24:03,812 --> 01:24:05,540
You don't look surprised.
1482
01:24:05,572 --> 01:24:07,139
They had a complicated marriage.
1483
01:24:07,171 --> 01:24:09,220
Well, you knew them pretty well.
1484
01:24:09,252 --> 01:24:11,652
Knew them well.
We did St. Bart's last year.
1485
01:24:11,684 --> 01:24:15,108
I'm just so fuckin' relieved
it's not Alastair, you know?
1486
01:24:15,140 --> 01:24:16,771
- I'm sure you are.
- I knew you were my guy.
1487
01:24:16,803 --> 01:24:18,148
Fontella said,
"Don't hire that bum.
1488
01:24:18,180 --> 01:24:19,876
He stinks in every way."
1489
01:24:19,908 --> 01:24:22,020
But I was like, "No.
That's my guy."
1490
01:24:22,052 --> 01:24:23,780
And do I know casting
or do I know casting?
1491
01:24:23,812 --> 01:24:25,443
Is this chick in custody?
1492
01:24:25,475 --> 01:24:26,724
Are we good?
1493
01:24:26,756 --> 01:24:28,612
- Jayne?
- Yeah.
1494
01:24:28,644 --> 01:24:29,892
No.
1495
01:24:29,924 --> 01:24:31,748
- No. She left town.
- Ah, we'll find her.
1496
01:24:31,780 --> 01:24:34,276
She's a fuckin' kindergarten
teacher, not Whitey Bulger.
1497
01:24:34,308 --> 01:24:36,196
That's a win-win for Waldo
and Sikorsky.
1498
01:24:36,228 --> 01:24:38,532
You get the killer.
I get to keep my syndication.
1499
01:24:38,564 --> 01:24:42,595
I mean, it's a tragedy, but,
you know, as tragedies go...
1500
01:24:42,627 --> 01:24:43,812
- Mm.
- But thank you.
1501
01:24:43,844 --> 01:24:45,092
You know, great job and...
1502
01:24:45,124 --> 01:24:46,820
Did you know Jayne White?
1503
01:24:48,644 --> 01:24:49,988
I know of her.
1504
01:24:50,020 --> 01:24:51,972
Did you know that Alastair
had gotten her pregnant?
1505
01:24:52,004 --> 01:24:53,732
- Hey.
- I'm just wondering
1506
01:24:53,764 --> 01:24:55,620
if that was something
many people were aware of.
1507
01:24:55,652 --> 01:24:58,116
Many people? No.
This is inner-circle stuff.
1508
01:24:58,148 --> 01:25:00,228
Right, but...
you're in the inner circle.
1509
01:25:00,260 --> 01:25:02,020
I founded the inner circle.
1510
01:25:02,052 --> 01:25:04,004
You know, he knows what I'm
doing, if you know what I mean.
1511
01:25:04,036 --> 01:25:05,860
I know what he's doing,
if you know what I mean.
1512
01:25:05,892 --> 01:25:07,236
So what was Monica Pinch's
reaction
1513
01:25:07,268 --> 01:25:08,996
when she found out
Jayne White was pregnant?
1514
01:25:09,028 --> 01:25:10,756
- She was devastated.
- I bet.
1515
01:25:10,788 --> 01:25:12,548
I mean, she probably
pushed Alastair even harder
1516
01:25:12,580 --> 01:25:14,020
to quit the show
and move back to England.
1517
01:25:14,052 --> 01:25:15,684
I can't speak to that
'cause I don't know her
1518
01:25:15,716 --> 01:25:18,340
- as well as I know him.
- Right.
1519
01:25:18,372 --> 01:25:20,164
But you knew about the awards.
1520
01:25:20,196 --> 01:25:22,019
The Shakespeare Awards
you talked about?
1521
01:25:22,051 --> 01:25:23,428
They're called Regis,
by the way.
1522
01:25:23,460 --> 01:25:24,835
What did you say?
1523
01:25:24,867 --> 01:25:27,332
You said they were all
under the bed.
1524
01:25:27,364 --> 01:25:28,932
Under the bed, in the attic.
Doesn't matter.
1525
01:25:28,964 --> 01:25:30,020
He just didn't want them around.
1526
01:25:30,052 --> 01:25:31,716
Ah. Gotcha.
It's funny.
1527
01:25:31,748 --> 01:25:33,860
- They were under the bed.
- So?
1528
01:25:33,892 --> 01:25:35,748
It's just Alastair said
he wasn't sure where they were.
1529
01:25:35,780 --> 01:25:37,444
- It's not a big deal.
- Listen.
1530
01:25:37,476 --> 01:25:39,876
This is great chatting with you,
but time is not my friend.
1531
01:25:39,908 --> 01:25:41,540
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'll let you go.
1532
01:25:41,572 --> 01:25:43,075
Thanks.
1533
01:25:43,107 --> 01:25:44,099
Monica Pinch.
1534
01:25:44,580 --> 01:25:46,500
- Quickly.
- Monica Pinch.
1535
01:25:46,532 --> 01:25:49,092
Now, she didn't find out
that Jayne White was pregnant
1536
01:25:49,124 --> 01:25:50,372
until the night she died.
1537
01:25:50,404 --> 01:25:52,324
So if she talked to you
about it,
1538
01:25:52,356 --> 01:25:54,116
it must have been then, right?
1539
01:25:54,148 --> 01:25:59,780
Uh, I'm gonna have to back you
up a second there, Mr. Waldo.
1540
01:26:01,379 --> 01:26:03,524
You said that Jayne White
was the murderer.
1541
01:26:03,556 --> 01:26:06,211
Oh, no. I said I knew
who the murderer was.
1542
01:26:06,244 --> 01:26:09,027
Oh!
1543
01:26:09,699 --> 01:26:11,300
Warren Gomes.
1544
01:26:11,332 --> 01:26:12,867
Does that name mean anything
to you?
1545
01:26:13,284 --> 01:26:15,172
- No.
- Well, he was this lawyer.
1546
01:26:15,204 --> 01:26:16,771
I had a little bit
of a weird thing with him.
1547
01:26:16,804 --> 01:26:18,339
He kept following me
for a couple days,
1548
01:26:18,372 --> 01:26:21,156
and I kind of lost my temper
and I confronted him one day.
1549
01:26:21,188 --> 01:26:22,564
We got into a little fight.
1550
01:26:22,596 --> 01:26:23,844
A couple hours later,
he got killed.
1551
01:26:23,876 --> 01:26:25,315
Yeah?
1552
01:26:25,347 --> 01:26:26,788
I'm just trying to piece
everything together.
1553
01:26:26,820 --> 01:26:29,380
The question is...
why bring it up...
1554
01:26:29,412 --> 01:26:31,300
he had the same kind of watch
as you.
1555
01:26:31,332 --> 01:26:32,676
Rich lawyer.
1556
01:26:32,708 --> 01:26:34,308
That's what I thought.
Only I researched them.
1557
01:26:34,340 --> 01:26:35,971
They'll all individually made,
right?
1558
01:26:36,004 --> 01:26:37,763
No two are identical.
1559
01:26:38,212 --> 01:26:40,004
Here's the thing...
The one he was wearing,
1560
01:26:40,036 --> 01:26:42,595
- it looked a lot like yours.
- Pure coincidence.
1561
01:26:42,627 --> 01:26:44,900
This one hasn't left my wrist
except when I shower and sleep.
1562
01:26:44,932 --> 01:26:46,756
But you asked Fontella
what time it was.
1563
01:26:46,787 --> 01:26:48,099
What? When?
1564
01:26:48,132 --> 01:26:50,371
At the courthouse
after Alastair's arraignment.
1565
01:26:50,404 --> 01:26:52,484
I'm afraid you must be mistaken.
1566
01:26:52,516 --> 01:26:53,572
But, uh...
1567
01:26:53,604 --> 01:26:55,140
Oh, fuck it.
1568
01:26:55,171 --> 01:26:56,324
Take a seat.
1569
01:26:56,356 --> 01:26:57,636
I want to hear everything
you're thinking,
1570
01:26:57,668 --> 01:26:58,915
soup to nuts, all right?
1571
01:26:58,948 --> 01:27:00,484
- Soup to nuts?
- Yes, please.
1572
01:27:00,516 --> 01:27:02,948
- Double-fuck the read-through.
- Let's do that. Let's do it.
1573
01:27:02,980 --> 01:27:04,036
- You sure?
- Yes, sir.
1574
01:27:04,964 --> 01:27:06,595
Buckle up.
1575
01:27:09,124 --> 01:27:10,787
Well, I'm thinking...
1576
01:27:12,420 --> 01:27:16,388
...that you knew what
Monica Pinch kept under her bed
1577
01:27:16,420 --> 01:27:18,180
'cause you were spending time
in her bedroom
1578
01:27:18,211 --> 01:27:20,356
while Alastair was spending time
with Jayne.
1579
01:27:23,652 --> 01:27:25,028
Mr. Waldo!
1580
01:27:25,060 --> 01:27:26,884
That is brilliant.
1581
01:27:28,356 --> 01:27:30,756
I'm thinking
that on the night she found out
1582
01:27:30,788 --> 01:27:33,732
that he'd gotten Jayne pregnant,
with Alastair passed out cold,
1583
01:27:33,764 --> 01:27:35,780
I'm thinking
that Monica called you
1584
01:27:35,812 --> 01:27:38,468
to tell you she was gonna
tell Alastair about your affair
1585
01:27:38,500 --> 01:27:39,972
to get him to quit the show
and move back to England,
1586
01:27:40,004 --> 01:27:41,412
like she'd been wanting.
1587
01:27:41,444 --> 01:27:42,756
But you couldn't afford
to lose Alastair,
1588
01:27:42,788 --> 01:27:44,739
not with the Jamshidi
takeover threat.
1589
01:27:44,772 --> 01:27:47,971
I'm thinking that you drove
over there.
1590
01:27:48,388 --> 01:27:50,180
You were gonna talk some sense
into Monica.
1591
01:27:50,212 --> 01:27:51,811
But she didn't want to hear it.
1592
01:27:51,844 --> 01:27:53,124
Next thing,
you guys are arguing.
1593
01:27:53,156 --> 01:27:55,012
It escalates,
and you pick up the Regis Award.
1594
01:27:55,044 --> 01:27:56,259
And you hit her with it.
1595
01:27:56,867 --> 01:27:58,884
You didn't mean to do it.
It's an act of passion.
1596
01:27:58,916 --> 01:28:00,996
Thing is, she's hit her head
on the way down,
1597
01:28:01,028 --> 01:28:02,724
and now she's not moving.
1598
01:28:02,756 --> 01:28:04,868
So you panic,
and you start wiping down
1599
01:28:04,899 --> 01:28:06,436
everything you can remember
touching.
1600
01:28:06,467 --> 01:28:08,484
But the Regis Award
was on a wooden table,
1601
01:28:08,516 --> 01:28:10,244
and that had bloodstains on it.
1602
01:28:10,276 --> 01:28:12,964
Now, I'm thinking...
I'm just thinking...
1603
01:28:12,996 --> 01:28:16,004
maybe you were worried that
some of that was your blood.
1604
01:28:16,036 --> 01:28:18,148
You could've got cut
in the fight.
1605
01:28:18,180 --> 01:28:19,780
So now what do you do?
1606
01:28:19,811 --> 01:28:21,860
You swap around some furniture.
1607
01:28:21,892 --> 01:28:23,524
You set the alarm
on the way out.
1608
01:28:23,556 --> 01:28:25,348
You get rid of the Regis
in some dumpster,
1609
01:28:25,380 --> 01:28:30,244
and you let poor old Alastair
wake up to take the rap.
1610
01:28:30,596 --> 01:28:32,196
How did I do?
1611
01:28:36,964 --> 01:28:38,499
Come on.
1612
01:28:38,532 --> 01:28:40,323
And the lawyer guy?
What...
1613
01:28:40,356 --> 01:28:42,148
He blackmailed you.
1614
01:28:42,180 --> 01:28:44,036
He even made you cough up
that fancy watch,
1615
01:28:44,068 --> 01:28:47,076
which you couldn't resist
taking back after you shot him.
1616
01:28:48,099 --> 01:28:49,444
Huh?
1617
01:28:51,331 --> 01:28:53,859
That is quite brilliant.
1618
01:28:53,892 --> 01:28:56,260
In fact, I should give you
a pilot deal.
1619
01:28:56,291 --> 01:28:58,307
There is one gaping hole
in your narrative, however.
1620
01:28:58,340 --> 01:29:01,316
Why would I sabotage the biggest
asset on this network?
1621
01:29:01,348 --> 01:29:02,884
Come on.
That's the easy part.
1622
01:29:02,916 --> 01:29:04,164
You told me yourself
1623
01:29:04,196 --> 01:29:06,084
the scandal made the show
twice as valuable.
1624
01:29:06,116 --> 01:29:07,876
You knew Alastair would get off.
1625
01:29:07,907 --> 01:29:09,827
I mean, it's L.A.
The star always gets off.
1626
01:29:09,860 --> 01:29:12,580
And in the meantime,
the more publicity,
1627
01:29:12,611 --> 01:29:14,019
the bigger the windfall.
1628
01:29:14,052 --> 01:29:15,587
So what do you do?
1629
01:29:15,620 --> 01:29:18,148
You hire the lawyer
who'll make the most noise
1630
01:29:18,180 --> 01:29:20,196
and then the detective
who would make the most noise,
1631
01:29:20,228 --> 01:29:22,404
even though your lawyer
kept telling you
1632
01:29:22,436 --> 01:29:24,260
I'd be a shitty choice.
1633
01:29:24,292 --> 01:29:25,988
And let's be honest.
I am a shitty choice.
1634
01:29:26,020 --> 01:29:28,196
I've never been a P.I.
The LAPD fucking hates me.
1635
01:29:28,227 --> 01:29:31,332
I'm so rusty,
I'd probably be useless.
1636
01:29:31,364 --> 01:29:34,083
But I think you liked me
for those reasons.
1637
01:29:35,139 --> 01:29:36,932
'Cause that made me
the last detective
1638
01:29:36,963 --> 01:29:40,644
who'd ever figure out
that you killed Monica Pinch.
1639
01:29:41,796 --> 01:29:43,044
And Warren Gomes.
1640
01:29:46,532 --> 01:29:48,964
A lot of moving parts.
1641
01:29:50,307 --> 01:29:52,356
A lot of moving parts.
1642
01:29:55,811 --> 01:29:58,083
I do have one question.
1643
01:29:58,116 --> 01:30:01,732
What made you so sure
1644
01:30:01,764 --> 01:30:04,612
that you walk in here
and deliver that little pitch?
1645
01:30:07,268 --> 01:30:09,412
I'll be honest.
1646
01:30:09,444 --> 01:30:11,588
I only walked in 98% sure.
1647
01:30:11,619 --> 01:30:12,964
Ah.
1648
01:30:16,067 --> 01:30:17,891
What was the other 2%?
1649
01:30:17,924 --> 01:30:20,708
I had to make sure
you were a lefty.
1650
01:30:24,644 --> 01:30:26,883
I did make one mistake, though.
1651
01:30:26,916 --> 01:30:30,756
I really should've waited
until the cops got here.
1652
01:30:30,788 --> 01:30:33,124
You... You told them to come?
1653
01:30:33,155 --> 01:30:35,396
Well, if I timed it right,
they're already downstairs.
1654
01:30:35,427 --> 01:30:39,140
Of course...
I don't have a watch.
1655
01:30:41,124 --> 01:30:42,884
After you.
1656
01:30:42,916 --> 01:30:46,531
Yeah. You just keep smiling.
1657
01:30:46,564 --> 01:30:48,548
Watch your haircut.
1658
01:30:49,956 --> 01:30:52,228
Come on.
Look alive, fellas.
1659
01:30:52,260 --> 01:30:53,796
Pete couldn't make it himself?
1660
01:30:53,828 --> 01:30:55,524
You know he's not gonna let you
out of this collar, right?
1661
01:30:55,556 --> 01:30:57,155
I'm gonna head
to North Hollywood.
1662
01:30:57,188 --> 01:30:58,532
Tell Pete I'll meet him there.
1663
01:30:59,300 --> 01:31:01,316
See you in court!
1664
01:31:01,347 --> 01:31:03,236
What are you doing?!
1665
01:31:03,267 --> 01:31:05,891
Get off my bike!
1666
01:31:05,924 --> 01:31:07,748
We're not cops, man.
We're... We're extras.
1667
01:31:07,780 --> 01:31:09,027
Shut the fuck up.
1668
01:31:12,740 --> 01:31:15,556
Fuck! Fuck!
1669
01:31:33,924 --> 01:31:38,435
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
1670
01:32:53,924 --> 01:32:55,204
Fuck!
1671
01:33:03,044 --> 01:33:04,739
...Lady Justice.
1672
01:33:04,771 --> 01:33:07,107
Make sure that
he isn't prejudiced
1673
01:33:07,140 --> 01:33:09,220
or predispositioned...
1674
01:33:09,253 --> 01:33:11,491
Fuck!
1675
01:33:11,524 --> 01:33:14,020
"For 99 days, you do that,
1676
01:33:14,053 --> 01:33:17,571
and justice, in its natural
wisdom, will find its own way.
1677
01:33:17,604 --> 01:33:19,268
But, Johnnie," he'd say...
1678
01:33:20,387 --> 01:33:22,436
"...on the 100th day,
1679
01:33:22,467 --> 01:33:27,397
a great judge knows
that he needs to be justice."
1680
01:33:29,060 --> 01:33:31,748
- Ready for your close-up?
- Wait! Wait!
1681
01:33:31,780 --> 01:33:33,253
"...I do know
that as I sit here today..."
1682
01:33:33,284 --> 01:33:35,395
How are you gonna get away
with this?
1683
01:33:35,428 --> 01:33:37,891
A light fell on set.
Happens all the time.
1684
01:33:37,924 --> 01:33:39,555
Last looks.
1685
01:33:42,788 --> 01:33:46,564
...and find
this here defendant... guilty.
1686
01:33:57,700 --> 01:34:00,548
What the fuck?
This place is fallin' apart.
1687
01:34:00,997 --> 01:34:02,564
Waldo.
1688
01:34:02,595 --> 01:34:04,291
Hey, Q.
1689
01:34:11,939 --> 01:34:14,276
- Well, that's that, then.
- Yeah.
1690
01:34:14,307 --> 01:34:16,739
Would it be ungrateful
to ask what you're doing here?
1691
01:34:16,771 --> 01:34:19,971
I've been following you
since the recruiting office.
1692
01:34:20,004 --> 01:34:22,820
I even had to sit through
that Rumpelstiltskin bullshit.
1693
01:34:22,851 --> 01:34:24,579
- Really?
- Yeah.
1694
01:34:25,444 --> 01:34:26,980
How'd you get on the lot?
1695
01:34:27,013 --> 01:34:29,828
Snuck in on a studio tour.
Yeah.
1696
01:34:29,860 --> 01:34:31,524
They really need to check out
their security.
1697
01:34:31,556 --> 01:34:34,693
I could be, like, a crazy
stalker or something, you know?
1698
01:34:34,724 --> 01:34:37,477
I, uh, hope you don't mind.
I used your gun.
1699
01:34:38,468 --> 01:34:40,771
I was never here.
1700
01:34:40,804 --> 01:34:41,987
Yeah.
I can work with that.
1701
01:34:42,788 --> 01:34:44,164
Grand.
1702
01:34:45,188 --> 01:34:47,715
You do know why I saved
your ass, right?
1703
01:34:48,771 --> 01:34:50,884
- Yeah, I got an idea.
- Mm.
1704
01:34:53,379 --> 01:34:55,556
Someone else kills you first,
I can't get what I want.
1705
01:34:55,588 --> 01:34:57,028
It'll be a mess.
1706
01:34:57,059 --> 01:34:58,660
Nobody will know what to do
with themselves.
1707
01:34:58,693 --> 01:35:02,147
You know, I got to say, Q,
it's not too clever
1708
01:35:02,180 --> 01:35:04,771
keeping your kind of business
records on a flash drive.
1709
01:35:04,804 --> 01:35:07,011
Is that what Cuppy thinks
is on there?
1710
01:35:07,684 --> 01:35:09,157
Business records.
1711
01:35:09,188 --> 01:35:12,548
The guy's an idiot.
1712
01:35:12,579 --> 01:35:16,195
Why?
What is on there?
1713
01:35:16,228 --> 01:35:17,732
Epic poem.
1714
01:35:19,108 --> 01:35:21,059
Long-ass motherfucker, too.
1715
01:35:21,091 --> 01:35:23,108
It's the only copy I got.
1716
01:35:23,139 --> 01:35:25,091
Epic poem that you wrote?
1717
01:35:25,124 --> 01:35:26,533
Yeah, that I wrote.
1718
01:35:26,564 --> 01:35:28,804
- Ah.
- It's about the life of a dealer
1719
01:35:28,835 --> 01:35:30,659
trying to retain
his independence and integrity
1720
01:35:30,691 --> 01:35:33,475
in an era
of corporate-style cartels.
1721
01:35:33,956 --> 01:35:35,876
Why an epic poem?
1722
01:35:35,908 --> 01:35:38,308
See, me, I'm an autodidact.
1723
01:35:38,339 --> 01:35:41,348
Means I'm self-educated.
I had to enrich my own life.
1724
01:35:41,379 --> 01:35:44,740
But my little girl, Dulcy...
1725
01:35:44,772 --> 01:35:48,421
I'm gonna make sure my daughter
gets a real education.
1726
01:35:48,452 --> 01:35:52,004
That way, she ain't stuck
being no cop, no dealer.
1727
01:35:52,035 --> 01:35:53,924
I want to give the poem to her
1728
01:35:53,955 --> 01:35:56,132
so she can see the man
I really am.
1729
01:35:57,731 --> 01:35:59,876
Waldo, I need my mem.
1730
01:35:59,908 --> 01:36:03,781
I need Lorena to come back,
so...
1731
01:36:03,812 --> 01:36:05,507
I'll tell you what.
1732
01:36:05,540 --> 01:36:06,788
I want you to get my little girl
1733
01:36:06,820 --> 01:36:09,251
into that fancy-ass
private school.
1734
01:36:09,284 --> 01:36:11,300
Same one as that
British dude's kid.
1735
01:36:11,971 --> 01:36:14,500
Get him to help Dulcy
and bring me back my mem,
1736
01:36:14,532 --> 01:36:16,675
and Lorena can come back.
1737
01:36:16,708 --> 01:36:18,788
Have you got the juice for that?
1738
01:36:18,819 --> 01:36:21,668
You know, I just might.
1739
01:36:24,132 --> 01:36:28,323
Okay, Waldo.
You got another 24 hours.
1740
01:36:30,148 --> 01:36:33,923
By the way,
I love Johnnie's bench.
1741
01:36:39,397 --> 01:36:41,027
You know,
1742
01:36:41,060 --> 01:36:43,012
my granddaddy once said...
1743
01:36:47,172 --> 01:36:50,468
"...It's one thing to write
like a poet...
1744
01:36:50,948 --> 01:36:54,435
...and another thing altogether
to write like a historian.
1745
01:36:57,284 --> 01:37:01,285
A poet can rehash
or sing about things
1746
01:37:01,316 --> 01:37:05,125
not like they were
but like they should have been.
1747
01:37:07,748 --> 01:37:09,508
And the historian...
1748
01:37:10,820 --> 01:37:12,132
...well, he's got to write
about them
1749
01:37:12,164 --> 01:37:13,732
not like they
should have been..."
1750
01:37:13,765 --> 01:37:15,395
Fuckin' Lorena.
1751
01:37:15,428 --> 01:37:17,507
"...but like they were...
1752
01:37:19,203 --> 01:37:22,660
...without adding or subtracting
anything from the truth."
1753
01:37:24,068 --> 01:37:25,444
And might I remind you,
Counselor,
1754
01:37:25,476 --> 01:37:28,835
you're getting dangerously close
to rufflin' my feathers.
1755
01:37:28,868 --> 01:37:30,691
Do you understand the words
"contempt of court"?
1756
01:37:31,811 --> 01:37:33,124
Come in.
1757
01:37:34,212 --> 01:37:36,772
Aha!
The man of the hour.
1758
01:37:36,805 --> 01:37:39,652
Come here.
Deftly done, my old cockalorum.
1759
01:37:39,685 --> 01:37:40,932
No tongues.
1760
01:37:40,964 --> 01:37:42,756
Come in. Sit down.
Sit.
1761
01:37:42,788 --> 01:37:45,123
I want to lavish praise on you.
1762
01:37:46,628 --> 01:37:48,580
Is it too much of a cliché
to say...
1763
01:37:48,612 --> 01:37:50,276
I don't know how to thank you?
1764
01:37:50,308 --> 01:37:52,931
Is it too much of a cliché
to say I might have an idea?
1765
01:37:52,964 --> 01:37:54,915
- Shoot.
- I'm thinking you were right
1766
01:37:54,948 --> 01:37:56,804
about that epic
two-week pub crawl.
1767
01:37:56,835 --> 01:37:58,084
That's a brilliant idea.
1768
01:37:58,116 --> 01:38:00,068
Unfortunately, as of today...
1769
01:38:02,948 --> 01:38:06,339
...this is my liquor of choice.
1770
01:38:08,228 --> 01:38:09,476
- Sober as a judge.
- Yes.
1771
01:38:09,508 --> 01:38:11,556
Very good.
1772
01:38:11,588 --> 01:38:13,381
I may drop dead any second,
1773
01:38:13,412 --> 01:38:15,332
but at least now
I'm not inviting it.
1774
01:38:16,324 --> 01:38:18,788
I made a shambles of everything,
Waldo.
1775
01:38:18,819 --> 01:38:20,515
Monica's gone.
1776
01:38:20,547 --> 01:38:23,140
Jayne's run off with her son
or daughter... I may never know.
1777
01:38:24,387 --> 01:38:28,227
On the other hand,
I do have my sweet Gaby.
1778
01:38:28,259 --> 01:38:29,508
And the least I owe her
1779
01:38:29,540 --> 01:38:31,460
is the best I have.
1780
01:38:31,492 --> 01:38:34,083
That could take more courage
than drinking yourself to death.
1781
01:38:34,115 --> 01:38:36,580
Don't I know it.
1782
01:38:37,381 --> 01:38:38,819
Courage, mate.
1783
01:38:38,851 --> 01:38:41,060
Cheers.
1784
01:38:41,092 --> 01:38:43,268
- Ready for you, Mr. Pinch.
- Yes. Let's off.
1785
01:38:43,876 --> 01:38:45,892
And, uh, don't tell anyone
about this.
1786
01:38:45,925 --> 01:38:47,555
If they think I'm still a drunk,
1787
01:38:47,588 --> 01:38:50,371
they'll still let me paste
the occasional pretty boy.
1788
01:39:02,308 --> 01:39:04,196
I got your text.
1789
01:39:05,667 --> 01:39:08,228
Thanks for squaring things
with Q.
1790
01:39:08,260 --> 01:39:10,467
And yet all you talked about
was Pinch.
1791
01:39:10,885 --> 01:39:12,900
I wanted you to do that, too.
1792
01:39:12,932 --> 01:39:14,564
I hope I didn't cause you
too much trouble.
1793
01:39:14,596 --> 01:39:17,572
Oh, not at all.
I made some new friends.
1794
01:39:17,924 --> 01:39:19,492
Well, if you're up for it,
1795
01:39:19,525 --> 01:39:21,188
I've got something else
we could work together.
1796
01:39:21,219 --> 01:39:23,043
You know,
I don't think my face can take
1797
01:39:23,075 --> 01:39:24,068
much more of your action.
1798
01:39:24,099 --> 01:39:25,348
Oh, stop being such a princess.
1799
01:39:25,380 --> 01:39:27,811
You know you loved
every minute of it.
1800
01:39:28,771 --> 01:39:30,052
You look good.
1801
01:39:30,085 --> 01:39:32,036
Yeah.
You look pretty good yourself...
1802
01:39:32,068 --> 01:39:33,475
for a dead woman.
1803
01:39:33,507 --> 01:39:34,756
How'd you pull that off?
1804
01:39:34,788 --> 01:39:36,964
A coroner down in San Berdoo
owed me a favor.
1805
01:39:36,996 --> 01:39:38,852
They let me have a Jane Doe
they were gonna cremate.
1806
01:39:38,884 --> 01:39:41,251
So I burned her
in my ex-husband's car.
1807
01:39:41,283 --> 01:39:42,532
Ex-husband?
1808
01:39:42,565 --> 01:39:44,995
- Almost ex.
- Mm.
1809
01:39:45,572 --> 01:39:47,620
What, you want me to tell you
if it what bothers me
1810
01:39:47,652 --> 01:39:50,052
that you got married?
1811
01:39:50,084 --> 01:39:52,100
I don't need you to tell me.
1812
01:39:54,627 --> 01:39:57,156
And you disappeared on me.
I don't owe you anything.
1813
01:39:57,188 --> 01:39:58,788
Hey, I didn't say you did.
1814
01:39:58,820 --> 01:40:00,805
Why don't you tell me
what happened to your beard?
1815
01:40:02,916 --> 01:40:04,420
Who was she?
1816
01:40:04,452 --> 01:40:05,572
You were dead.
1817
01:40:05,605 --> 01:40:07,492
Barely!
My body wasn't even cold.
1818
01:40:07,525 --> 01:40:08,485
I was grieving.
1819
01:40:08,516 --> 01:40:11,140
Oh, you know what?
Fuck it.
1820
01:40:12,963 --> 01:40:15,332
So that's it? You just breeze in
and breeze back out?
1821
01:40:15,364 --> 01:40:17,092
You ghosted me for three years.
1822
01:40:17,125 --> 01:40:19,876
Then I drive up your stupid
mountain, and you're Ice Man.
1823
01:40:19,908 --> 01:40:21,924
Then you come out here,
one week in L.A.,
1824
01:40:21,956 --> 01:40:23,812
and you've got some little...
1825
01:40:23,844 --> 01:40:25,315
You know what?
Forget it, Waldo.
1826
01:40:25,347 --> 01:40:26,916
I don't know
what I was thinking.
1827
01:40:35,460 --> 01:40:37,348
Fuckin' Lorena.
1828
01:40:46,244 --> 01:40:50,564
Jesus fucking Christ.
1829
01:40:50,596 --> 01:40:52,356
Fuck me.
1830
01:41:08,196 --> 01:41:11,172
Give you a ride somewhere?
1831
01:41:11,204 --> 01:41:12,644
In this?
1832
01:41:12,676 --> 01:41:15,364
What's it get,
four miles to the gallon?
1833
01:41:15,396 --> 01:41:16,676
It's a C 300.
1834
01:41:16,708 --> 01:41:18,660
I dropped 55K on it,
and I fucking love it.
1835
01:41:18,692 --> 01:41:21,476
So what's it gonna take
to get you to shut up about it?
1836
01:41:22,436 --> 01:41:24,452
Let me drive?
1837
01:41:24,484 --> 01:41:26,372
Jesus, Waldo.
1838
01:41:53,028 --> 01:41:55,522
Provided by explosiveskull
https://twitter.com/kaboomskull