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‐ Keef, this is, like,
a big night for you.

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Dude, you should be
celebrating.

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Everyone at the salon tonight
loved your work.

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‐ Adrienne.

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‐ Keef.

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‐ I'm sorry, I messed up.

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‐ Did you not hear me?
I said I don't care.

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‐ Yeah, but it's pretty clear
that you do.

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‐ No, I don't.
We're not together, Keef.

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You can blackface me
if you want, it's‐‐

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‐ No, look, no, no, no.
I didn't blackface you, I‐‐

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‐ Well, I'm pretty sure
you did.

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‐ It's more like
Rachel Dolezal deal.

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‐ Oh, okay.
I don't know who that is.

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‐ The‐‐the white chick
who was trying to be‐‐

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CLOVIS: I know how to
Crip Walk.

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I don't know what the hell
you're talking about.

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AYANA: I don't know, I‐‐

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I think your legs are
too short to Crip Walk.

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‐ I been doin'‐‐
I been doin' this shit...

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AYANA: Oh, no.
‐ I been killin'‐‐

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That shit work, right?
AYANA: Looks like you
a old man.

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CLOVIS: Yeah, your ass
always drunk, though.

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AYANA: Okay, well‐‐
‐ These motherfuckers here.

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What's up, man?
‐ What's up what?

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‐ What are you doin' here?

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‐ We're in the middle
of somethin'.

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‐ No, we're not.
We're done.

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KEEF: Except that we are
in the middle of something.

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I'm trying to explain to her
that I am an idiot.

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AYANA: I can just‐‐
‐ No, no, you can chill.

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I tell you what‐‐we gonna do
dap, peace, fuck you?

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‐ Dap, peace, what?
‐ Fine, come on, hurry up.

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Let's go.

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You ready?

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‐ Best two out of three? Shit!
‐ Get out.

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ADRIENNE: We're just
gonna talk outside.
‐ You know what?

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We're just gonna talk outside.

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‐ Mm.

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Ooh, boy.

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GUNTHER: That is what's up.

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Smell like tacos in here?

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Welcome to my humble home‐‐

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Oh...
CLOVIS: What the fuck?

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‐ Dap, peace, fuck you
for the living room?

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♪ ♪

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ADRIENNE: I get it.

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But I didn't do
the cartoon, okay?

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And I‐I'm not hung up
about this.

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‐ I'm not hung up about it.
I'm just aware.

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That's all, I'm aware, okay?

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The reason why
I Dolezaled you

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was because I didn't, uh‐‐
I didn't want to dilute
the message.

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‐ What's the message?

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‐ I don't have a message
necessarily.

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‐ You know, I've dated a lot
of guys like you, Keef,

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and none of them
were this insecure.

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‐ Okay, exactly how many
black guys have you been with‐‐

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2, 7, 17?

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‐ Including
or excluding orgies?

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‐ All right.
‐ And it's none of
your business

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how many of anything
I've dated.

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‐ Look, I'm just saying
you're from New Zealand,

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you live in San Francisco.

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It's not exactly Miami Gardens,
that's all.

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‐ Is that a city with a high
African‐American population?

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‐ Yeah, over 70%.
‐ I'm not from here,

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so I don't get your
weird references.
KEEF: Detroit‐‐I should've‐‐

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‐ Detroit I would've got.
‐ All right, okay.

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‐ Yeah.
‐ Okay, fine.

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‐ I'm talking about artists,
Keef, not black people.

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Am I the only white girl
you've dated?

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‐ I'm from Boston.

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You get a free side
of white girl

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with every lobster roll
you purchase.

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‐ Sorry, uh...about
everybody in the living room.

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ZIGGY: Nah...
MARLEY: No...

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It's okay.
‐ Yeah?

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‐ It's fine.
‐ This is where we were

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all gonna end up anyway,
right?

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‐ Okay...

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All hands
on deck, huh?

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All hands on Gunther.

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Very nice.
What up, brother?

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‐ How are ya?

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‐ You want to go ahead and
finally talk about your girl?

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‐ No, no, I don't.

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I just want to...
fuck up her algorithms.

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Netflix, Hulu‐‐all that.

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‐ This is some super petty
relationship shit.

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AYANA: Yeah.
‐ Oh, oh, fuck this, you so‐‐
yo, you cruel.

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You cruel!

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AYANA: So what do you think?

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10 minutes of each of these
shitty Lindsay Lohan movies?

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‐ You don't fuck
with Lindsay Lohan?

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‐ You fuck with Lindsay Lohan?

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‐ Uh, yeah,

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Yo, you confusing her real
life with her movies, man.

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You trippin'.
‐ Oh...

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‐ Freaky Friday?
‐ Uh‐huh.

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‐ Mean Girls.
‐ Mm.

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‐ Herbie?
Okay, everybody loves Herbie.

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Don't mess with the Lo‐han!

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‐ Okay.
Speaking of messing...

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what's up with Keef's
new comics?

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‐
I don't know.

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‐ Your best friend
just told a room full of people

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that you hate women.

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‐ But I love women.
‐ Do you just not date them,

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‐ or...
‐ Oh, my God!

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Look, dude, we have our night,
then we go our separate ways.

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There's no lying,
there's no leading anybody on

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like we're gonna be together.

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‐ Wow, spoken like
a true romantic.

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‐ Exactly, 'cause
I'm the king of that shit.

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ADRIENNE: Oh, we can talk
about it tomorrow.

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KEEF: Yeah, but then
don't say I didn't
try to talk things out.

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‐ People in relationships
talk things out.

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We get to avoid that shit.

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Do you guys stress out
this much about dating
people of other races?

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‐ I don't know.

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Can you really remove
fetishization from
interracial relationships?

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Also, who fucking cares?

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‐ Uh, I'll tell you who‐‐
this guy right here.

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‐ No, no, no,
I don't care‐‐at all.

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‐ Whoa, this place
is crowded today.

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‐ Wait‐‐weren't your last
two girlfriends Asian?

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‐ Yeah.
‐ Isn't that a fetish?

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‐ No, that's a type.
‐ Oh, so, for you, it's a type,

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but for us, it's a fetish.

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‐ Yes. You got it.
KEEF: Ah!

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‐ I got it.
‐ Because I'm
a black queer woman

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and I don't have the power

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to perpetuate oppressive
sex practices like y'all can.

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‐ I feel like that's wrong, but
I can't quite verbalize why.

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‐ Yeah, I don't know
what's happening
in this conversation,

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but I'm team Ayana.

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‐ Thank you.
‐ Hey, don't you have company

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to attend to?
‐ Uh...yeah.

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I'm just kind of mentally
preparing for my threesome.

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‐ Oh!

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‐ What'd you think they
were coming here for?

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‐ Yeah, I don't know‐‐just to
hang out, chitchat.

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Maybe play Parcheesi maybe.
I don't know.

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‐ Just to be clear‐‐you did
meet these two at the salon.

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‐ Yes.
‐ You did mushrooms with them.

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‐ You let them braid your hair.
‐ You cuddled for two hours
straight.

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‐ And then you invited them
back here to our apartment

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for late‐night drinks.

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‐ Yes, late‐night
platonic drinks, yes.

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‐ Yo ass dumb.

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‐ Okay, well,
that's your opinion.

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I was actually asking
for everybody else's opinion.

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‐ I don't know if we can answer
that for you.

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‐ Yeah, that's what
I was afraid of.

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Shit!
CLOVIS: I know what it is, bro.

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It's the dick.
It's that other dick
in the room.

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You don't want to fuck a dude.
I don't want to fuck no dude.

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‐ Of course you don't.
You're stunted.

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‐ What?
KEEF: And when she says that,

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she doesn't just mean
physically.

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‐ No, I was talking about
sexually.

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‐ Thought you were
talking vertically.

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‐ Wait‐‐wait‐‐what?

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‐ Anyway, can we go finish
our conversation

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‐ like adults?
‐ Oh, we're being adults now.

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Yeah, yeah.
Have fun.

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‐ Bye.

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‐ Good luck with the threesome.

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‐ You're gonna be great.
‐ Okay, I‐‐

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That didn't help.

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Oh, my gosh, it's just...

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it's just kind of crazy
because I've

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fantasized about having
a threesome

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ever since I was,
like, a little kid.

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If Ziggy was a girl,
I wouldn't have a problem
with it, but...

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God, I'm just‐‐I'm like‐‐
I'm‐‐I'm basic.

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I'm disappointed
that I'm basic.

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‐ You ain't basic.
You like what you like.

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What are you talkin' about?

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‐ He is a person.
I'm a person.

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We're both living in
San Francisco

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in the year of our Lord,
2020.

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I should be more open

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to new experiences...
‐ Yeah.

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GUNTHER: And fluidity and...
‐ Yeah.
‐ Mm‐mm.

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‐ Nut sacks
that don't belong to me.

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GUNTHER: Right?
‐ Well...

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‐ It's just skin and balls
and a sack.

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‐ Well, socially, it is easier
for women to be more fluid.

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‐ Sure, because their parts
are more inviting.

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‐ Well, we're also
more open‐minded.

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‐ I'm just saying
I think that

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boobs are cuter than testicles.

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CLOVIS: No, they are.
AYANA: I agree.
GUNTHER: Right?

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CLOVIS: They are.
AYANA: Yeah.

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‐ But you keep talkin'
about another dude nut sack,
so I don't know.

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It's not really
the conversation
I'm trying to have?

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‐ Wow, okay.
Well, thanks for nothing.

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CLOVIS: You're welcome.
‐ You tried.

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‐ Good luck.

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CLOVIS: All right.
Hey!

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Have a good time.
GUNTHER: Thanks.

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Hey, guys!

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‐ But I do like you.

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And I don't want this
to be over before it starts.

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‐ Keef, you don't like me.
You think you like me.

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You don't like me.
‐ I do like you.

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‐ Okay, right.
‐ I do.

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‐ I'm sure you do.
‐ I‐I do!

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♪ ♪

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‐ It's complicated, Keef.

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And it shouldn't be
this complicated.
‐ Everything's complicated.

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When is it not complicated?
‐ For some people, it's easy.

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‐ Look, I've done easy.

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And it actually turns out
it's not that easy, you know?

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I just got out
of a two‐year relationship,

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and we didn't have
our first fight
until the day we broke up.

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‐ Did you say
you just got out
of a two‐year relationship?

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Buried the lede, Keef!

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Wow!

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I mean, am I a‐a rebound or...

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‐ You're not a rebou‐‐
No! No, no, no.

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Why are you doin' that? No.
‐ No, it's fine.

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That's good, I‐I'm a big girl.
That's fine.

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I just want
to know, like, how soon
after the two‐year relationship

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did you meet me? 'Cause...
‐

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As far as time goes?
‐ Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Months, years‐‐
what are we talking?

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♪ ♪

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‐ Two.

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‐ Two...
‐ Weeks.

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‐ Two weeks.
Wow.

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Well done,

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‐ That's not‐‐okay.

236
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The relationship was over
before it was actually over.

237
00:08:24,049 --> 00:08:26,094
‐ Right, so it was‐‐it was dead
but you just stayed in it

238
00:08:26,094 --> 00:08:27,472
just because.

239
00:08:27,472 --> 00:08:28,892
‐ I'ma stop talkin'.
‐ Yeah, cool.

240
00:08:28,892 --> 00:08:30,311
‐ 'Cause every time I talk,
you just‐‐

241
00:08:30,311 --> 00:08:31,898
‐ I mean, this is just
so predictable for me.

242
00:08:31,898 --> 00:08:33,693
First the EDM DJ
and then the heroin dealer

243
00:08:33,693 --> 00:08:34,987
and now the cartoonist.

244
00:08:34,987 --> 00:08:36,240
What is it with me

245
00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:38,662
going for these
emotionally unavailable men?

246
00:08:38,662 --> 00:08:41,166
‐ Um...
I got news for you.

247
00:08:41,166 --> 00:08:43,713
You dated a heroin dealer?

248
00:08:43,713 --> 00:08:46,385
Cartoonist is a win.

249
00:08:46,385 --> 00:08:47,846
♪ ♪

250
00:08:47,846 --> 00:08:49,600
‐ That's funny, Keef.

251
00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:51,103
♪ ♪

252
00:08:56,698 --> 00:08:59,787
‐ Oh, I love this movie!

253
00:08:59,787 --> 00:09:01,874
‐ See? I told you!

254
00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:03,670
‐ Do you want to watch?
You want to come sit?

255
00:09:03,670 --> 00:09:06,551
‐ Ah, thanks,
but I got to freshen up.

256
00:09:06,551 --> 00:09:09,347
Where's the bathroom?
‐ It's gonna be
right behind you.

257
00:09:12,980 --> 00:09:15,192
Yeah, I know that look.

258
00:09:15,192 --> 00:09:16,361
‐ What look?

259
00:09:16,361 --> 00:09:19,242
‐ Dude, you just went, like,
tits, ass,

260
00:09:19,242 --> 00:09:22,248
and then calf muscles
for some weird reason.

261
00:09:22,248 --> 00:09:23,877
‐ I'm allowed to look
at a beautiful woman.

262
00:09:23,877 --> 00:09:25,338
‐ And I didn't say
you couldn't.

263
00:09:25,338 --> 00:09:26,799
‐ Especially after the night
I had tonight.

264
00:09:26,799 --> 00:09:29,889
‐ Yeah. It's fucked up
when your girl cheat on you.

265
00:09:29,889 --> 00:09:31,726
Right in front of you, too.

266
00:09:33,062 --> 00:09:34,607
‐ Yeah.

267
00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:36,234
It's crazy.

268
00:09:36,234 --> 00:09:37,738
‐ Mm‐hmm.

269
00:09:37,738 --> 00:09:39,282
You good?

270
00:09:39,282 --> 00:09:41,286
‐ Yeah.
Why?

271
00:09:41,286 --> 00:09:43,165
‐ I mean, it just sound like
it's something else
you want to say.

272
00:09:43,165 --> 00:09:45,336
You all right?
‐ No, no, I don't want
to say anything else.

273
00:09:45,336 --> 00:09:49,219
It's just a sensitive...
subject, and, um,

274
00:09:49,219 --> 00:09:51,599
I...may not be...

275
00:09:51,599 --> 00:09:53,687
completely...

276
00:09:53,687 --> 00:09:55,189
blameless.

277
00:09:56,526 --> 00:09:58,655
‐ Oh, my God.

278
00:09:58,655 --> 00:10:00,575
You a fuckboi?

279
00:10:00,575 --> 00:10:03,497
‐ Not a fuckboi, per se.

280
00:10:03,497 --> 00:10:05,167
‐ Oh, then cheater!

281
00:10:05,167 --> 00:10:06,796
‐ Okay, no‐‐
‐ No, no, no, no.

282
00:10:06,796 --> 00:10:08,424
Fuck that.
You a cheater!

283
00:10:08,424 --> 00:10:09,969
‐ I‐I wouldn't‐‐
‐

284
00:10:09,969 --> 00:10:11,848
‐ I wouldn't identify
as a fuckboi.

285
00:10:11,848 --> 00:10:13,350
‐ You right, you right.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

286
00:10:13,350 --> 00:10:15,396
My bad.
You a fuckgirl.

287
00:10:17,609 --> 00:10:18,945
That's crazy!

288
00:10:24,414 --> 00:10:25,792
‐ Hi.

289
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,255
‐ Hello.

290
00:10:30,677 --> 00:10:32,305
Wow.

291
00:10:32,305 --> 00:10:34,100
Okay.

292
00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:36,689
Right.

293
00:10:36,689 --> 00:10:38,066
Mm‐hmm.

294
00:10:38,066 --> 00:10:40,321
Oh, wow!
Very nice.

295
00:10:41,616 --> 00:10:43,703
Oh, yeah, sure.
Uh‐huh.

296
00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:48,128
Thanks.

297
00:10:48,128 --> 00:10:50,132
I'm just gonna...
MARLEY: Yeah.

298
00:10:50,132 --> 00:10:51,928
Just right in.

299
00:10:53,598 --> 00:10:56,102
I'm gonna just, uh...

300
00:10:56,102 --> 00:10:57,731
I guess,
uh, I start down here‐‐

301
00:10:57,731 --> 00:10:59,275
‐ Whoa, whoa!
GUNTHER: Whoa, whoa.

302
00:10:59,275 --> 00:11:00,319
‐ What the fuck?
‐ What?

303
00:11:00,319 --> 00:11:01,781
ZIGGY: Dude!
‐ What?

304
00:11:01,781 --> 00:11:03,576
‐ You just...

305
00:11:03,576 --> 00:11:04,912
you grabbed my dick.

306
00:11:04,912 --> 00:11:06,414
‐ What, did I squeeze it
too hard or what?

307
00:11:06,414 --> 00:11:09,128
‐ Yeah, I'm‐‐
I'm straight, so...

308
00:11:09,128 --> 00:11:12,678
‐  Okay, yeah, so am I,
very straight, obviously.

309
00:11:12,678 --> 00:11:15,725
What‐‐what‐‐
‐ Then why'd you grab my dick?

310
00:11:15,725 --> 00:11:17,896
‐ I thought that's what
I was supposed to do.

311
00:11:17,896 --> 00:11:20,694
‐ Uh, well, you know,
maybe‐‐maybe don't?

312
00:11:20,694 --> 00:11:22,948
‐ Okay.
Yeah, heck, yeah.

313
00:11:22,948 --> 00:11:26,162
I‐I mean, seems a little
close‐minded after‐‐

314
00:11:26,162 --> 00:11:27,415
MARLEY: Ziggy.

315
00:11:27,415 --> 00:11:28,918
Let him grab your dick.

316
00:11:28,918 --> 00:11:30,797
‐ What‐‐uh‐‐

317
00:11:30,797 --> 00:11:32,634
Yeah.
Yeah, whatever.

318
00:11:32,634 --> 00:11:35,097
Have at it, then.
Let's do this.

319
00:11:35,097 --> 00:11:37,184
‐ Okay, now...
it's kind of freakin' me out.

320
00:11:37,184 --> 00:11:38,897
I'm just‐‐
‐ No, no, I'm ready.

321
00:11:38,897 --> 00:11:40,901
‐ No, no, no.
I'm not ready now, though,
and that's the thing.

322
00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,361
ZIGGY: No, no, just give me
your hand.

323
00:11:42,361 --> 00:11:43,948
MARLEY: Wait‐‐
GUNTHER: No, I just
don't think, uh,

324
00:11:43,948 --> 00:11:45,535
I don't‐‐I don't think
the time is right.

325
00:11:45,535 --> 00:11:47,873
I don't know
if it ever will be right.

326
00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:50,419
I'm just feeling a little
vulnerable, a little exposed.

327
00:11:50,419 --> 00:11:52,381
I've got dick on my hands.
‐ How about I‐‐

328
00:11:52,381 --> 00:11:53,718
How about I hold you?

329
00:11:53,718 --> 00:11:55,639
‐ Yeah, I mean, that‐‐
‐ Let me hold you.

330
00:11:55,639 --> 00:11:57,643
‐ Oh, that's nice.
You've been very nice to me.

331
00:11:57,643 --> 00:12:00,189
ZIGGY: I'm sorry.

332
00:12:01,525 --> 00:12:05,199
‐ Okay.
‐ Here you go.

333
00:12:05,199 --> 00:12:06,994
‐ Yes. I should have‐‐

334
00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:08,790
ZIGGY: Let's just breathe
together for a second.

335
00:12:08,790 --> 00:12:10,919
‐ Wow.

336
00:12:10,919 --> 00:12:12,673
Yeah, I think that
the moment's back.

337
00:12:12,673 --> 00:12:14,593
Yeah, let's definitely do it.
Screw it, right?

338
00:12:14,593 --> 00:12:16,304
We're here. Might as well.
ZIGGY: All right.

339
00:12:19,352 --> 00:12:22,693
♪ ♪

340
00:12:22,693 --> 00:12:25,072
‐ Can I ask you a question?

341
00:12:25,072 --> 00:12:27,493
♪ ♪

342
00:12:27,493 --> 00:12:29,455
I just want to know
how it felt, uh,

343
00:12:29,455 --> 00:12:31,961
having a room full of people
clapping for you.

344
00:12:31,961 --> 00:12:34,340
‐ Honestly?

345
00:12:34,340 --> 00:12:38,015
Um...I felt validated.

346
00:12:38,015 --> 00:12:40,310
And I know in that moment,
I shouldn't have,

347
00:12:40,310 --> 00:12:42,733
but I did, and I felt great.

348
00:12:42,733 --> 00:12:44,110
I really did.

349
00:12:44,110 --> 00:12:45,780
‐
Well, I get it, I do.

350
00:12:45,780 --> 00:12:48,076
I, um‐‐I get
the validation thing.

351
00:12:48,076 --> 00:12:50,874
You know, ten years ago, I made
this one piece that was‐‐

352
00:12:50,874 --> 00:12:53,462
I mean, I guess it looked
like seaweed, and...

353
00:12:53,462 --> 00:12:55,550
I made it in one afternoon.
It was a total afterthought.

354
00:12:55,550 --> 00:12:58,305
But people went nuts for it,
and Pink posted a photo of it.

355
00:12:58,305 --> 00:12:59,432
‐ Pink?
‐ Pink.

356
00:12:59,432 --> 00:13:00,894
‐ Wow.
‐ The singer‐‐I know.

357
00:13:00,894 --> 00:13:02,689
And ever since then,
I've just been trying

358
00:13:02,689 --> 00:13:04,358
to make the same thing
again and again.

359
00:13:04,358 --> 00:13:08,033
And the money's good, but...
it just feels hollow.

360
00:13:08,033 --> 00:13:09,536
It's like‐‐oof.

361
00:13:09,536 --> 00:13:12,959
‐ It's uh...it's
your own toast and butter.

362
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,713
‐ Yeah.

363
00:13:16,091 --> 00:13:18,846
And I think my biggest fear

364
00:13:18,846 --> 00:13:21,476
is that maybe now
that I'm comfortable,

365
00:13:21,476 --> 00:13:24,440
now that I don't have anything
I'm fighting for,

366
00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:27,531
I also don't have anything
left to say.

367
00:13:27,531 --> 00:13:31,204
And, like, maybe now
that I'm stable, I'm finished.

368
00:13:31,204 --> 00:13:32,916
‐ Hmm.

369
00:13:32,916 --> 00:13:35,420
You know, I had
a stable personal life

370
00:13:35,420 --> 00:13:37,509
and then blew it all up.

371
00:13:37,509 --> 00:13:38,845
‐ Hmm.

372
00:13:38,845 --> 00:13:41,224
‐ But that is when
you came along.

373
00:13:42,644 --> 00:13:44,146
‐ And made things even worse.

374
00:13:44,146 --> 00:13:46,067
‐ Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
‐ Mm.

375
00:13:46,067 --> 00:13:47,571
‐ You made things a lot better.
‐ Really?

376
00:13:47,571 --> 00:13:49,031
‐ Oh, a hell of a lot better.

377
00:13:49,031 --> 00:13:50,785
I actually felt like I was
making things worse for you.

378
00:13:50,785 --> 00:13:52,079
‐ Why?

379
00:13:52,079 --> 00:13:53,498
‐ Well, it just seemed like

380
00:13:53,498 --> 00:13:55,294
you were in a relationship
with yourself,

381
00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:56,462
and it looked good.

382
00:13:56,462 --> 00:13:58,718
‐ Yeah, well,
the sex was incredible.

383
00:13:58,718 --> 00:14:00,470
‐ Was it, now?
‐ Yeah.

384
00:14:00,470 --> 00:14:03,978
‐ I'd very much like to
try it some time.

385
00:14:03,978 --> 00:14:05,857
‐ How about now?

386
00:14:05,857 --> 00:14:08,028
‐ Now?
Oh‐‐yeah.

387
00:14:08,028 --> 00:14:09,948
Okay.

388
00:14:13,623 --> 00:14:16,545
ADRIENNE: We're doing this.
‐ Yeah, we're doing
the sex stuff.

389
00:14:16,545 --> 00:14:18,089
♪ ♪

390
00:14:21,054 --> 00:14:22,473
‐ Oh, you a hypocrite.

391
00:14:22,473 --> 00:14:24,226
You are
a motherfuckin' hypocrite.

392
00:14:24,226 --> 00:14:25,312
‐ No.
‐ What?

393
00:14:25,312 --> 00:14:26,857
‐ No, I'm not, just because

394
00:14:26,857 --> 00:14:28,485
I don't adhere
to‐‐to the confines

395
00:14:28,485 --> 00:14:31,074
of a monogamous relationship
doesn't make me a‐‐

396
00:14:31,074 --> 00:14:32,619
‐ A cheater!

397
00:14:32,619 --> 00:14:35,708
A straight‐up fucking cheater.

398
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,044
Accept it!
‐ Okay.

399
00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:39,298
‐ Uh‐huh.
‐ Yes, I cheated on Zadi.

400
00:14:39,298 --> 00:14:41,469
But that was only because
she was being awful

401
00:14:41,469 --> 00:14:44,100
and I was in a very horrible‐‐
‐ Nah, sis, nah, nah, nah, nah.

402
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,104
See, you not about
to rationalize your way

403
00:14:46,104 --> 00:14:47,607
out of this shit, okay?

404
00:14:47,607 --> 00:14:49,318
At least when I lie to women,

405
00:14:49,318 --> 00:14:51,322
they don't even remember it.

406
00:14:51,322 --> 00:14:52,951
Nine times out of ten,

407
00:14:52,951 --> 00:14:55,288
they probably
don't even remember me.

408
00:14:55,288 --> 00:14:57,752
‐ Oh, that's so sad
for so many reasons.

409
00:14:57,752 --> 00:14:59,130
‐ Whatever.
You know what?

410
00:14:59,130 --> 00:15:01,259
You out here trying like
you saving the world,

411
00:15:01,259 --> 00:15:03,179
like you MLK or some shit.

412
00:15:03,179 --> 00:15:05,142
Yeah, MLK was
slapping ass, too.

413
00:15:05,142 --> 00:15:08,398
He had a dream about hos,
just like you.

414
00:15:08,398 --> 00:15:09,735
‐ Okay, first of all,

415
00:15:09,735 --> 00:15:11,404
thank you for comparing me
to MLK.

416
00:15:11,404 --> 00:15:12,741
‐ Uh‐huh.
‐ Honored.

417
00:15:12,741 --> 00:15:16,122
‐ Secondly, MLK saved
a whole race of people.

418
00:15:16,122 --> 00:15:17,917
‐ You never come off of it,
do you?

419
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,755
‐ I don't have to.

420
00:15:19,755 --> 00:15:21,215
‐ You know, that sounds
really exhausting.

421
00:15:21,215 --> 00:15:23,428
‐ It is.
‐ Uh‐huh, I bet.

422
00:15:33,657 --> 00:15:35,870
‐ Can you put
the closed captionings on?

423
00:15:37,582 --> 00:15:40,087
GUNTHER: Hey.

424
00:15:40,087 --> 00:15:42,466
‐ What are you doing
out here?

425
00:15:42,466 --> 00:15:45,598
‐ Uh, yeah, sounds to me
like the show's still going on,

426
00:15:45,598 --> 00:15:48,144
and, um, the main act out here.

427
00:15:48,144 --> 00:15:50,650
‐ Just getting, uh,
electrolytes, fluids.
CLOVIS: Oh.

428
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,402
‐ You know, it's a marathon,
not a sprint.

429
00:16:00,962 --> 00:16:03,676
All right.
Going back in.

430
00:16:03,676 --> 00:16:06,598
‐ You should probably
take that with you.

431
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,938
Hey, in all honesty,

432
00:16:09,938 --> 00:16:11,817
maybe you should take a page

433
00:16:11,817 --> 00:16:14,321
out of the old
threesome musketeers book

434
00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:17,494
and just let your girl know
you like fucking
multiple people.

435
00:16:17,494 --> 00:16:19,081
‐ Thank you for that advice,

436
00:16:19,081 --> 00:16:20,333
but...
‐ I'm here.

437
00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:21,879
‐ I'm not gonna take it.
‐ Wow.

438
00:16:21,879 --> 00:16:23,339
‐ I'm gonna
get back with Zadi

439
00:16:23,339 --> 00:16:26,597
because all this sex talk
has got me real horned up.

440
00:16:26,597 --> 00:16:28,601
Bye, Clovis.

441
00:16:28,601 --> 00:16:32,441
‐ Hey, you a trip!
You a cheater!

442
00:16:32,441 --> 00:16:35,531
How am I the only person here
not getting no ass?

443
00:16:35,531 --> 00:16:37,075
What the fuck?

444
00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:42,837
‐ So is this our pattern?

445
00:16:42,837 --> 00:16:44,549
‐ What do you mean?

446
00:16:44,549 --> 00:16:46,970
‐ I mean, like we‐‐we have
some weird fight,

447
00:16:46,970 --> 00:16:48,515
we make up.

448
00:16:48,515 --> 00:16:50,978
It's what,
a six‐week cycle?

449
00:16:50,978 --> 00:16:52,899
‐ We could make it eight.
‐ Hmm.

450
00:16:52,899 --> 00:16:55,613
But then we'd probably have,
like, a big fight.

451
00:16:55,613 --> 00:16:57,115
‐ I'd beg you to stay.

452
00:16:57,115 --> 00:17:00,038
‐ We have the sweaty,
screaming make‐up sex.

453
00:17:00,038 --> 00:17:03,127
‐ Yeah, but then I have to
cry in the bathroom after.

454
00:17:03,127 --> 00:17:05,298
‐ Shit, that again.
‐ Yeah.

455
00:17:05,298 --> 00:17:07,512
‐ No, but about
six months later,

456
00:17:07,512 --> 00:17:09,181
I find out I'm pregnant.
‐

457
00:17:09,181 --> 00:17:11,018
I'm gonna need you
to keep that baby.

458
00:17:11,018 --> 00:17:14,149
‐ But I don't.
‐ And to make up for that...

459
00:17:14,149 --> 00:17:15,528
I propose.

460
00:17:15,528 --> 00:17:19,159
‐ Which seems like a lot,
but we are happy for what...

461
00:17:19,159 --> 00:17:20,453
‐ Eight weeks?
‐ No.

462
00:17:20,453 --> 00:17:21,748
I think we got 10.
‐ Oh.

463
00:17:21,748 --> 00:17:23,459
‐ We got 10, yeah.
‐ Yeah, yeah.

464
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:26,048
‐ But, uh...then I find out
that you've been

465
00:17:26,048 --> 00:17:28,804
emotionally cheating on me
with this warehouse girl

466
00:17:28,804 --> 00:17:31,685
that you met
in a comic‐book chatroom.

467
00:17:31,685 --> 00:17:33,229
‐ You mean Beatrice.
‐ Oh, Beatrice.

468
00:17:33,229 --> 00:17:35,526
I can't even hear her name.
‐ You're referring to Beatrice.

469
00:17:35,526 --> 00:17:37,195
‐ Big B.
‐ But then we find out

470
00:17:37,195 --> 00:17:40,201
that Beatrice
is a 47‐year‐old man.

471
00:17:40,201 --> 00:17:42,205
‐
‐ Yeah.

472
00:17:42,205 --> 00:17:43,626
‐ It's karma, Keef.

473
00:17:45,963 --> 00:17:48,552
‐ Yeah.
‐ You okay?

474
00:17:48,552 --> 00:17:51,474
‐ I'm okay, I'm just...

475
00:17:51,474 --> 00:17:53,729
thinking maybe...

476
00:17:53,729 --> 00:17:56,610
♪ ♪

477
00:17:56,610 --> 00:18:00,241
Maybe we...
can't do this right now.

478
00:18:01,536 --> 00:18:03,874
‐ Wow, that's...

479
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,795
that's usually my line.

480
00:18:09,426 --> 00:18:11,807
‐ But it's...
but it's true, right?

481
00:18:11,807 --> 00:18:13,602
‐ Yeah.

482
00:18:13,602 --> 00:18:16,107
So I guess that we...

483
00:18:16,107 --> 00:18:18,821
we should probably just
spare each other

484
00:18:18,821 --> 00:18:22,035
this version
of our current
fucked‐up selves.

485
00:18:23,454 --> 00:18:25,584
‐ Right.

486
00:18:28,590 --> 00:18:35,604
♪ ♪

487
00:18:47,628 --> 00:18:50,676
SINGER:
♪ In another time ♪

488
00:18:50,676 --> 00:18:56,605
♪ In another place,
you would be mine ♪

489
00:18:56,605 --> 00:18:58,232
♪ But you can't... ♪

490
00:18:58,232 --> 00:19:01,113
KEEF: Yeah.

491
00:19:01,113 --> 00:19:03,367
So good luck.

492
00:19:03,367 --> 00:19:05,288
And, uh, you know...

493
00:19:05,288 --> 00:19:07,000
Should I‐‐I'll call you.

494
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,587
‐ Don't call me. Don't call me.
‐ No‐‐right?

495
00:19:08,587 --> 00:19:10,966
‐ You're doing great.

496
00:19:10,966 --> 00:19:12,637
‐ Okay.

497
00:19:12,637 --> 00:19:14,557
♪ ♪

498
00:19:14,557 --> 00:19:16,603
SINGERS:
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

499
00:19:16,603 --> 00:19:18,524
‐ See you around.

500
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:21,153
‐ Okay.

501
00:19:21,153 --> 00:19:25,411
SINGERS: ♪ Well, you can't
save me from myself ♪

502
00:19:25,411 --> 00:19:29,796
♪ ♪

503
00:19:29,796 --> 00:19:31,298
‐ Yo.
‐ Hmm?

504
00:19:31,298 --> 00:19:33,595
‐ Trying to check out
this little movie?

505
00:19:33,595 --> 00:19:35,431
‐ Uh...yeah, okay.

506
00:19:36,893 --> 00:19:38,229
‐ Eh...

507
00:19:38,229 --> 00:19:40,400
You still gonna hit it?

508
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,445
‐

509
00:19:42,445 --> 00:19:44,074
Oh, boy.

510
00:19:44,074 --> 00:19:46,872
‐ What the fuck are you doing?
I thought you was going
back in.

511
00:19:46,872 --> 00:19:49,042
‐ Yeah, they don't even
know that I left.

512
00:19:49,042 --> 00:19:50,880
I'm‐‐I'm gonna be honest.

513
00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:53,217
They're so into each other,
I couldn't give my dick away.

514
00:19:53,217 --> 00:19:57,100
Ooh, Parent Trap.
Vintage Lilo‐‐nice!

515
00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:59,731
‐ That's what
I been saying, bro.

516
00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:01,233
Damn!

517
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:03,487
It's gonna be all right, dog.

518
00:20:03,487 --> 00:20:06,201
♪ ♪

519
00:20:06,201 --> 00:20:08,289
‐ That's my kind of threesome.

520
00:20:08,289 --> 00:20:13,174
SINGER: ♪ But you can't
save me from myself ♪

521
00:20:13,174 --> 00:20:14,844
♪ ♪

522
00:20:14,844 --> 00:20:20,271
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

523
00:20:20,271 --> 00:20:25,616
♪ No, you can't
save me from myself ♪

524
00:20:25,616 --> 00:20:28,705
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

525
00:20:28,705 --> 00:20:31,711
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

526
00:20:31,711 --> 00:20:38,725
♪ ♪