1 00:00:02,226 --> 00:00:03,648 2 - Chapter 24... 2 00:00:03,748 --> 00:00:05,911 - Anybody want some coffee? - Oh, I would love some. 3 00:00:07,753 --> 00:00:09,936 - After Connor's girlfriend JoJo left the city 4 00:00:10,036 --> 00:00:12,219 to pursue her reality-show dreams, 5 00:00:12,319 --> 00:00:14,743 Tom and Sarah were doing everything in their power 6 00:00:14,843 --> 00:00:16,785 to make their baby brother feel better. 7 00:00:16,885 --> 00:00:18,868 How we doing, bro? - How you feeling, bud? 8 00:00:18,968 --> 00:00:20,190 - Nope. - Nope what? 9 00:00:20,290 --> 00:00:22,112 - Nope to this whole line of questioning. 10 00:00:22,212 --> 00:00:23,715 - Connor, we just want you to be comfortable-- 11 00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:26,679 - Feeling my feelings. Yeah, I know. 12 00:00:26,779 --> 00:00:28,882 How's this? It sucks that JoJo's gone. 13 00:00:28,982 --> 00:00:31,285 I'm sad about it. Feelings felt. 14 00:00:31,385 --> 00:00:33,287 - I'm actually reading a Faulkner biography. 15 00:00:33,387 --> 00:00:35,971 He had a very similar situation to this with his wife, Estelle. 16 00:00:36,071 --> 00:00:37,733 - What part of "nope" didn't you understand? 17 00:00:37,833 --> 00:00:40,377 - Oh, I kind of thought that was more for Sarah. 18 00:00:40,477 --> 00:00:42,019 - Nope. 19 00:00:42,119 --> 00:00:44,182 - Hey, well, what if we all have dinner 20 00:00:44,282 --> 00:00:45,944 at our place next Saturday night, huh? 21 00:00:46,044 --> 00:00:47,506 Kel and Shamiah have sleepovers, 22 00:00:47,606 --> 00:00:49,189 and we never all hang out all together. 23 00:00:49,289 --> 00:00:50,591 - Yes, we do. 24 00:00:50,691 --> 00:00:52,233 That's all we do. We're doing it right now. 25 00:00:52,333 --> 00:00:55,457 - Sorry, Lulu, but Marina and I have plans Saturday night. 26 00:00:55,777 --> 00:00:57,360 It's Marise night. 27 00:00:57,460 --> 00:00:58,882 - It's a combination of our names, 28 00:00:58,982 --> 00:01:01,385 Denise and Marina. Denina. 29 00:01:02,026 --> 00:01:03,368 Marinise? - We'll find it. 30 00:01:03,468 --> 00:01:04,890 - It's a normals' evening 31 00:01:04,990 --> 00:01:06,372 of my and Denise's favorite things. 32 00:01:06,472 --> 00:01:08,334 - Wine, pizza, 33 00:01:08,434 --> 00:01:10,637 "House Hunters" marathon, the dream. 34 00:01:10,998 --> 00:01:13,161 - You guys need to start dreaming bigger. 35 00:01:13,681 --> 00:01:15,905 - Okay, well, uh, what about a siblings' night? 36 00:01:16,005 --> 00:01:17,507 Tom, you free? 37 00:01:17,607 --> 00:01:19,029 - Well, you know, Marina handles all 38 00:01:19,129 --> 00:01:22,594 the scheduling in our house, so I probably can't... 39 00:01:22,694 --> 00:01:23,555 - He's free. - Do it-- 40 00:01:23,655 --> 00:01:24,436 I'm free! Oh, awesome. 41 00:01:24,536 --> 00:01:26,679 - Great. Connor? 42 00:01:26,779 --> 00:01:29,643 What do you say, huh? A little post-breakup hang? 43 00:01:29,743 --> 00:01:31,005 - I'll think about it. 44 00:01:31,105 --> 00:01:33,528 - I'll take that noncommittal answer as a yes. 45 00:01:33,628 --> 00:01:36,012 - It's gonna be crunk! - Don't forget you're taking 46 00:01:36,112 --> 00:01:38,114 Camila to dance class the next morning. 47 00:01:38,835 --> 00:01:41,940 - It's gonna be somewhat crunk! 48 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:45,084 - ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 49 00:01:45,724 --> 00:01:47,187 - Oh! [door opens, closes] 50 00:01:47,287 --> 00:01:49,029 ♪ Ain't no party like a "Dunston Checks In" party ♪ 51 00:01:49,129 --> 00:01:50,872 ♪ 'Cause a "Dunston Checks In" party don't stop ♪ 52 00:01:50,972 --> 00:01:52,434 - You still have that? 53 00:01:52,534 --> 00:01:53,715 - Yeah, come on, you can't get rid of this. 54 00:01:53,815 --> 00:01:55,638 It's Connor's second favorite movie 55 00:01:55,738 --> 00:01:57,040 where a monkey wears clothes. 56 00:01:57,140 --> 00:01:59,142 - Wait, didn't you get his text? He's bailing. 57 00:01:59,743 --> 00:02:01,045 - What? - Yeah. 58 00:02:01,145 --> 00:02:03,488 - "Just want to stay in and lay low tonight. 59 00:02:03,588 --> 00:02:05,651 Have fun, fam." Wow. 60 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:06,813 - You know, he puts up a front, 61 00:02:06,913 --> 00:02:08,215 but I think he's really hurting. 62 00:02:08,315 --> 00:02:10,317 - Won't even leave the house. 63 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,742 What if we went to him? 64 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:16,025 - Well, we do have all the ingredients for a great party-- 65 00:02:16,125 --> 00:02:17,507 awesome siblings... - Check. 66 00:02:17,607 --> 00:02:19,029 - "Dunston Checks In"... - Check. 67 00:02:19,129 --> 00:02:21,513 - Soup. I made soup. 68 00:02:21,613 --> 00:02:23,435 - Party patrol, let's roll. 69 00:02:23,535 --> 00:02:25,318 - Whoo! Let's roll. 70 00:02:25,418 --> 00:02:27,280 - Whoa, how much soup did you make? 71 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:29,003 - A lot. I made too much soup. 72 00:02:29,103 --> 00:02:30,405 - Have you guys made a decision? 73 00:02:30,505 --> 00:02:32,848 - No, why would they go for that ranch house, 74 00:02:32,948 --> 00:02:35,491 when that gorgeous mid-century is in their price range? 75 00:02:35,591 --> 00:02:37,214 - Seriously, can't they see 76 00:02:37,314 --> 00:02:38,656 you can just convert the garage into an ADU? 77 00:02:38,756 --> 00:02:40,458 Make that income. 78 00:02:40,558 --> 00:02:43,402 - Have fun with your limited counter space, you ding-dongs. 79 00:02:43,762 --> 00:02:45,665 - Should we open another bottle? 80 00:02:45,765 --> 00:02:47,808 - Why are you saying that like it's a question? 81 00:02:48,809 --> 00:02:51,072 - Mommy! I heard her again. 82 00:02:51,172 --> 00:02:52,955 - Oh, it's okay, baby. 83 00:02:53,055 --> 00:02:54,637 - What's going on? 84 00:02:54,737 --> 00:02:57,080 - Oh, Camila, thinks she's been hearing a ghost in her room. 85 00:02:57,180 --> 00:02:58,803 Sometimes our brain plays tricks on us 86 00:02:58,903 --> 00:03:00,905 when we're trying to go to sleep, remember, sweetie? 87 00:03:01,386 --> 00:03:03,549 - But I actually heard her this time. 88 00:03:03,869 --> 00:03:06,633 - You know, I had a ghost in my house when I was little. 89 00:03:07,474 --> 00:03:09,657 - You did? - No, she didn't. 90 00:03:09,757 --> 00:03:11,019 - No, I did. 91 00:03:11,119 --> 00:03:13,062 She would turn lights on and off. 92 00:03:13,162 --> 00:03:14,464 She would move my toys. 93 00:03:14,564 --> 00:03:16,066 JoJo and I named her Moesha because she was 94 00:03:16,166 --> 00:03:18,269 usually very active when we were watching "Moesha." 95 00:03:18,369 --> 00:03:19,991 - What's "Moesha"? 96 00:03:20,091 --> 00:03:21,473 - Oh, we have a lot to talk about. 97 00:03:21,573 --> 00:03:23,115 - Okay, it's time to go to bed, okay, sweetie? 98 00:03:23,215 --> 00:03:24,677 - But I want to hear about Moesha. 99 00:03:24,777 --> 00:03:25,999 - The ghost or the show? 100 00:03:26,099 --> 00:03:26,980 'Cause I can talk about both for hours. 101 00:03:27,060 --> 00:03:29,063 - Like I said, bedtime. 102 00:03:32,227 --> 00:03:33,169 - [screams] Surprise. 103 00:03:33,269 --> 00:03:34,651 - Surprise. - Whoa. 104 00:03:34,751 --> 00:03:37,174 Ooh, yeah. I'm definitely surprised. 105 00:03:37,274 --> 00:03:40,559 - You didn't want to go out, so we decided to come to you. 106 00:03:41,079 --> 00:03:42,862 - Okay, move. This soup is heavy. 107 00:03:42,962 --> 00:03:45,585 - Make room for fun. - Okay. 108 00:03:45,685 --> 00:03:47,668 Um, hey, I-I told you guys 109 00:03:47,768 --> 00:03:49,230 I just wanted to lay low tonight. 110 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:51,033 I-I texted it. It was in writing. 111 00:03:51,133 --> 00:03:52,234 - Well, with Gretchen at her mom's, 112 00:03:52,334 --> 00:03:53,636 we thought you'd be lonely. 113 00:03:53,736 --> 00:03:56,640 - No, I'm fine. Just didn't feel like hanging. 114 00:03:56,740 --> 00:03:58,322 - Oh, we can just do a quiet night. 115 00:03:58,422 --> 00:04:00,245 Did you make cocktails? 116 00:04:00,345 --> 00:04:02,007 - Wait, have you been smoking a cigar? 117 00:04:02,107 --> 00:04:03,489 [faint music playing] 118 00:04:03,589 --> 00:04:06,574 - Lupe. Yeah, she goes hard on Saturday nights. 119 00:04:06,674 --> 00:04:08,136 - Where's that music coming from? 120 00:04:08,236 --> 00:04:10,238 - Nothing, nowhere, nobody. 121 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:14,865 [distant laughter] - [laughing] 122 00:04:14,965 --> 00:04:17,989 Well, I mean, it's been nice of you guys to cruise on by 123 00:04:18,089 --> 00:04:21,033 but, uh... [yawns] Oh. Oh, man. 124 00:04:21,133 --> 00:04:23,036 - Okay, well, we'll just take off. 125 00:04:23,136 --> 00:04:25,138 - We'll just leave. - Okay. 126 00:04:27,301 --> 00:04:29,164 - Oh. - Oh, hey! 127 00:04:29,264 --> 00:04:31,827 [laughter] 128 00:04:33,990 --> 00:04:35,993 - Sarah. - Spags? 129 00:04:37,275 --> 00:04:40,078 - Is that split pea soup? - Smoked lentil. 130 00:04:42,442 --> 00:04:44,384 - Hey, how's Camila doing? - Honestly, not great. 131 00:04:44,484 --> 00:04:46,187 Why did you tell her that ghost story? 132 00:04:46,287 --> 00:04:47,949 - Because it happened, we had a ghost-- 133 00:04:48,049 --> 00:04:49,471 Moesha Lansbury. 134 00:04:49,571 --> 00:04:50,993 The ghost also liked "Murder, She Wrote." 135 00:04:51,093 --> 00:04:52,715 - Great, well, now Camila 136 00:04:52,815 --> 00:04:55,980 is even more scared of something that isn't real. 137 00:04:56,781 --> 00:04:59,605 - I'm sorry, but how do you know it's not real? 138 00:04:59,705 --> 00:05:02,408 - Oh, I don't know, 'cause of physics 139 00:05:02,508 --> 00:05:05,392 and biology and common sense. 140 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:07,415 - Okay. 141 00:05:07,515 --> 00:05:08,977 I didn't want to say anything because I know you 142 00:05:09,077 --> 00:05:11,501 don't believe in this stuff, but I have been sensing 143 00:05:11,601 --> 00:05:14,024 a negative energy in this space for a while. 144 00:05:14,124 --> 00:05:15,947 - Yeah, it's called Tom. 145 00:05:16,047 --> 00:05:18,069 - Who owned the house before you bought it? 146 00:05:18,169 --> 00:05:20,513 - I don't know. I forget. Uh, Janet something. 147 00:05:20,613 --> 00:05:22,956 It was a trust sale. - A trust sale. 148 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:24,318 Okay, that explains it. 149 00:05:24,418 --> 00:05:25,960 [whispering] Janet must've died in this house. 150 00:05:26,060 --> 00:05:27,482 - [whispering] She did die in this house, 151 00:05:27,582 --> 00:05:29,485 and that's why we bought it for such a good price. 152 00:05:29,585 --> 00:05:31,287 [normal voice] Whoop, whoop! - [normal voice] Marina. 153 00:05:31,387 --> 00:05:33,210 The restless spirit of Janet is trapped in this house, 154 00:05:33,310 --> 00:05:35,513 and it is haunting your family. -[gasps] 155 00:05:36,554 --> 00:05:38,597 [gasps, screams] 156 00:05:40,119 --> 00:05:41,661 - You lied to us so that you could hang out 157 00:05:41,761 --> 00:05:43,423 with a bunch of rich guys. 158 00:05:43,523 --> 00:05:46,748 - Is that Mark Cuban in there? - Yes, he's friends with Spags. 159 00:05:46,848 --> 00:05:48,550 - What? - How is that possible? 160 00:05:48,650 --> 00:05:52,436 - I lied because I just want to have a fun, dumb night 161 00:05:52,536 --> 00:05:54,238 with my fun, dumb friends 162 00:05:54,338 --> 00:05:55,920 where we don't have to talk about my feelings. 163 00:05:56,020 --> 00:05:58,283 - I can be fun and dumb. - No, you cannot, Sarah. 164 00:05:58,383 --> 00:05:59,605 All you try to do is get me to talk 165 00:05:59,705 --> 00:06:01,047 and, Tom, all you do is talk. 166 00:06:01,147 --> 00:06:03,430 - What? I hate the sound of my own voice. 167 00:06:03,871 --> 00:06:05,052 - Do you? [cell phone chimes] 168 00:06:05,152 --> 00:06:06,775 - Tom sat pensively on a park bench 169 00:06:06,875 --> 00:06:08,097 watching a red balloon float by. 170 00:06:08,197 --> 00:06:10,860 Okay, that's for work. - Sarah! 171 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:12,382 I've been looking all over for you. 172 00:06:12,482 --> 00:06:14,145 - I saw you, like, one minute ago, Spags. 173 00:06:14,245 --> 00:06:15,867 - All right, bring it in. 174 00:06:15,967 --> 00:06:17,269 - No. - All right. 175 00:06:17,369 --> 00:06:19,392 - Spags, haven't seen you since the wedding. 176 00:06:19,492 --> 00:06:20,834 How's married life? 177 00:06:20,934 --> 00:06:24,278 - Oh, well, I wouldn't know, as I am divorced. 178 00:06:24,378 --> 00:06:27,803 - Oh. [chuckles] Sorry. That seems...quick. 179 00:06:27,903 --> 00:06:30,386 - Nah, it was, like, the longest 11 months of my life, 180 00:06:31,027 --> 00:06:33,451 but, you know, you can't tame this stallion. 181 00:06:33,551 --> 00:06:34,572 All right, so what are we doing? 182 00:06:34,672 --> 00:06:36,294 Uh, we playing poker or what? 183 00:06:36,394 --> 00:06:39,218 - Oh, well, we would love to, but we weren't exactly invited. 184 00:06:39,318 --> 00:06:41,181 - Specifically not invited. 185 00:06:41,281 --> 00:06:44,485 - Okay, well, I'm inviting you. 186 00:06:45,366 --> 00:06:46,708 I invited Mark Cuban. 187 00:06:46,808 --> 00:06:48,631 - Yeah, uh, quick question-- 188 00:06:48,731 --> 00:06:49,873 how the hell did that happen? 189 00:06:49,973 --> 00:06:51,194 - Let's just say when you're the inventor 190 00:06:51,294 --> 00:06:54,298 of Drawer D'Oeuvres, it opens a lot of... 191 00:06:56,662 --> 00:06:58,684 Drawer doors. - Yikes. 192 00:06:58,784 --> 00:07:00,447 - Well, they were just leaving, so... 193 00:07:00,547 --> 00:07:03,331 - Oh, can Sarah stay? Like, I'll pay for your buy-in. 194 00:07:03,431 --> 00:07:04,492 - Oh, that's so generous, 195 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:05,894 but I can pay for my own buy-in. 196 00:07:05,994 --> 00:07:07,016 - It's $800. 197 00:07:07,116 --> 00:07:08,698 - That would be great. Thank you. 198 00:07:08,798 --> 00:07:12,503 - Let's play some poker! - Let's play some... 199 00:07:12,603 --> 00:07:14,606 both: Poker! 200 00:07:15,527 --> 00:07:18,030 - Okay, you can stay... - [laughs] 201 00:07:18,130 --> 00:07:20,674 - As long as you act a little less you. 202 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:21,996 - All right. - Okay? 203 00:07:22,096 --> 00:07:23,358 That means do not ask me about my breakup. 204 00:07:23,458 --> 00:07:26,001 Do not ask me about JoJo. - Who's JoJo? 205 00:07:26,101 --> 00:07:27,283 - No correcting grammar. 206 00:07:27,383 --> 00:07:29,726 No lectures on late-stage capitalism. 207 00:07:29,826 --> 00:07:32,089 No pushing your soup. Just be bros. 208 00:07:32,189 --> 00:07:33,411 - I can be bro, 209 00:07:33,511 --> 00:07:35,013 although I don't like that gendered term. 210 00:07:35,113 --> 00:07:36,575 - Sarah. 211 00:07:36,675 --> 00:07:38,618 - Let's drink some brewskis and objectify women, dude. 212 00:07:38,718 --> 00:07:40,180 What? 213 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:42,944 - Don't worry about me. I can hang with the big boys. 214 00:07:43,044 --> 00:07:44,145 - Don't call them big boys. 215 00:07:44,245 --> 00:07:46,248 You guys are already tanking this. 216 00:07:47,650 --> 00:07:49,953 - Aunt Denise, is that house haunted? 217 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:52,997 - Oh, no, sweetie. That's a new construction. 218 00:07:53,097 --> 00:07:54,760 Those are rarely haunted... 219 00:07:54,860 --> 00:07:56,862 unless it's on an ancient burial ground. 220 00:07:57,263 --> 00:07:59,446 - Denise, could you come with me to the kitchen? 221 00:07:59,546 --> 00:08:01,689 We'll be right back, okay? 222 00:08:01,789 --> 00:08:03,912 - Wait, can you turn on another light? 223 00:08:04,753 --> 00:08:06,756 - These are all of the lights, honey. 224 00:08:09,399 --> 00:08:12,103 Can you stop talking about ghosts? 225 00:08:12,203 --> 00:08:13,465 Camila is a wreck. 226 00:08:13,565 --> 00:08:15,628 She hasn't asked for Dave since she was six. 227 00:08:15,728 --> 00:08:17,110 - Dave? - Dave is the sloth--keep up. 228 00:08:17,210 --> 00:08:18,471 - Okay, I didn't mean to scare her, 229 00:08:18,571 --> 00:08:20,074 but she is at the age where she's starting 230 00:08:20,174 --> 00:08:21,676 to wonder about the mysteries of the universe. 231 00:08:21,776 --> 00:08:23,078 - Okay, listen to me, okay? 232 00:08:23,178 --> 00:08:25,521 I grew up in a household full of crazy aunties 233 00:08:25,621 --> 00:08:27,203 that actually believed in spirits, 234 00:08:27,303 --> 00:08:29,206 and I don't want to have Camila have to deal with that, too. 235 00:08:29,306 --> 00:08:31,209 - Oh, so I'm a crazy auntie? 236 00:08:31,309 --> 00:08:32,610 - That's not what I meant, okay? 237 00:08:32,710 --> 00:08:34,213 I'm just trying to help Camila. She's terrified. 238 00:08:34,313 --> 00:08:36,896 - Well, I know how to help her, but you won't like it. 239 00:08:36,996 --> 00:08:38,098 - Please don't say an exorcism. 240 00:08:38,198 --> 00:08:40,381 - [laughing] No, don't be ridiculous. 241 00:08:40,481 --> 00:08:41,663 I'm not a priest. 242 00:08:41,763 --> 00:08:42,944 It's a smudging ceremony. 243 00:08:43,044 --> 00:08:45,187 - Uh-uh. Don't like that either. 244 00:08:45,287 --> 00:08:46,109 Also, what is it? 245 00:08:46,209 --> 00:08:47,390 - It's a cleansing ritual 246 00:08:47,490 --> 00:08:49,073 to release spirits out of the home. 247 00:08:49,173 --> 00:08:50,875 JoJo and I did it to get rid of Moesha. 248 00:08:50,975 --> 00:08:52,237 - Did it work? 249 00:08:52,337 --> 00:08:54,079 - Gah, Camila! I got to put a bell on you. 250 00:08:54,179 --> 00:08:55,962 - Did the smudging ceremony get rid of Moesha? 251 00:08:56,062 --> 00:08:57,964 - It did. It released her 252 00:08:58,064 --> 00:09:00,127 and settled her soul. - Oh, boy. 253 00:09:00,227 --> 00:09:02,631 - Mom, can we please do it? 254 00:09:04,673 --> 00:09:06,977 - [sighs] Okay. 255 00:09:07,077 --> 00:09:10,862 We can do the ghost busting. 256 00:09:10,962 --> 00:09:12,964 - Yay. - I'll get supplies. 257 00:09:14,647 --> 00:09:16,109 - Well, it looks like 258 00:09:16,209 --> 00:09:18,913 my brother and sister are going to be joining us. 259 00:09:19,013 --> 00:09:21,596 - Yo, let's play some cards, my dudes. 260 00:09:21,696 --> 00:09:23,599 - Yeah, deal 'em up, chumps. [laughs] 261 00:09:23,699 --> 00:09:25,201 - [laughs] 262 00:09:25,301 --> 00:09:28,766 - So, uh, whose team am I on? - It's not a team game. 263 00:09:28,866 --> 00:09:30,248 - You into poker? 264 00:09:30,348 --> 00:09:31,509 - No, I'm the one billionaire that hates poker. 265 00:09:31,589 --> 00:09:33,592 - [laughs] 266 00:09:33,953 --> 00:09:35,735 - That is my beer. - Sorry, bro. 267 00:09:35,835 --> 00:09:36,937 - Not your beer. 268 00:09:37,037 --> 00:09:38,659 - Okay, so I'll get mine later, bro. 269 00:09:38,759 --> 00:09:40,201 - Is it okay if I just, like, completely wipe these guys out? 270 00:09:40,281 --> 00:09:41,623 - Sooner, the better, Mark Cuban. 271 00:09:41,723 --> 00:09:43,726 - [chuckles] 272 00:09:46,650 --> 00:09:49,894 - Yo, Cuban, how come you haven't been to space? 273 00:09:50,735 --> 00:09:51,837 - Maybe 'cause I have a life. 274 00:09:51,937 --> 00:09:53,679 - Right, totally, totally, yeah. 275 00:09:53,779 --> 00:09:54,761 Well, space must be lame 276 00:09:54,861 --> 00:09:56,863 when you've got a, like... 277 00:09:57,224 --> 00:09:58,606 I want to say hockey team. 278 00:09:58,706 --> 00:10:01,009 - It's a basketball team-- NBA, Dallas Mavericks. 279 00:10:01,109 --> 00:10:02,171 - Right. 280 00:10:02,271 --> 00:10:02,871 - Have you ever played basketball? 281 00:10:02,952 --> 00:10:04,093 - No. 282 00:10:04,193 --> 00:10:05,815 - Have you ever touched a basketball? 283 00:10:05,915 --> 00:10:07,818 - Hey, Connor, you jumping on that HungryMate IPO? 284 00:10:07,918 --> 00:10:09,420 - Oh, you know it, man. - Yeah. 285 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:11,623 [laughter] 286 00:10:11,723 --> 00:10:14,587 - Yo, tight. Tight. What's HungryMate? 287 00:10:14,687 --> 00:10:16,630 - It runs a network of food-delivery apps, yeah. 288 00:10:16,730 --> 00:10:19,714 Stock price is going wild. - Sick, sick, sick, sick. 289 00:10:19,814 --> 00:10:22,117 How do they feel about, uh, unionizing their gig workers? 290 00:10:22,217 --> 00:10:24,160 - Say what? - [softly] Sarah. 291 00:10:24,260 --> 00:10:26,043 - Um, who cares about that crap? 292 00:10:26,143 --> 00:10:28,766 Labor rights-- that's for poor people, right? 293 00:10:28,866 --> 00:10:31,530 - Oh, my God. - Okay, let's, uh, deal it up. 294 00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:33,052 Let's play some poker. 295 00:10:33,152 --> 00:10:34,975 - It's your turn, Tom. - Oh, okay. 296 00:10:35,075 --> 00:10:36,457 Yeah, I'm out. I got nothing. 297 00:10:36,557 --> 00:10:39,921 - I, uh, raise 100. 298 00:10:40,402 --> 00:10:43,867 - I bet the same. - You call. 299 00:10:43,967 --> 00:10:45,509 - I call who? - No, you-- 300 00:10:45,609 --> 00:10:49,915 - Sarah, that's a bad bet. Statistically, there's no way-- 301 00:10:50,015 --> 00:10:51,997 - Yes, I knew you were faking. 302 00:10:52,097 --> 00:10:53,319 - Bluffing. - [laughs] 303 00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:54,761 - God, you know nothing about poker. 304 00:10:54,861 --> 00:10:57,525 - I know people. Mark Cuban, I'm a therapist. 305 00:10:57,625 --> 00:11:00,008 So, uh, when someone is hiding something, I know. 306 00:11:00,108 --> 00:11:01,330 Like Terrence here, 307 00:11:01,430 --> 00:11:03,052 uh, he scratches his chin when he's lying. 308 00:11:03,152 --> 00:11:04,254 - I do not. 309 00:11:04,354 --> 00:11:05,936 - [laughing] It's incredible... 310 00:11:06,036 --> 00:11:09,421 just incredible. - Okay. 311 00:11:09,521 --> 00:11:11,023 Very cool stuff. 312 00:11:11,123 --> 00:11:12,585 Let's get this next hand going. Come on. 313 00:11:12,685 --> 00:11:14,107 - So what do you do 314 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:16,190 when you're not just crushing it at poker? 315 00:11:16,290 --> 00:11:18,032 - Oh, you're gonna love this. 316 00:11:18,132 --> 00:11:21,157 - I--actually, I'm a novelist. 317 00:11:21,257 --> 00:11:22,999 - Seriously? 318 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:24,201 That's pretty cool. 319 00:11:24,301 --> 00:11:27,004 - [laughs] That's cool. 320 00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:28,526 - For real. 321 00:11:28,626 --> 00:11:30,008 - Oh, he--he's serious? 322 00:11:30,108 --> 00:11:31,891 - Have you read the new Sally Rooney? 323 00:11:31,991 --> 00:11:33,814 - Yeah, it's amazing. 324 00:11:33,914 --> 00:11:36,016 I'm about to start teaching a class at Ashburn College. 325 00:11:36,116 --> 00:11:37,138 I put it on my syllabus. 326 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:40,022 - Wow, I'm jealous. - [scoffs] 327 00:11:40,122 --> 00:11:42,105 - I thought tonight was just gonna be us bros? 328 00:11:42,205 --> 00:11:44,628 - ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 329 00:11:44,728 --> 00:11:45,830 - I knew you'd have everything we'd need 330 00:11:45,930 --> 00:11:47,872 for our smudging ceremony-- 331 00:11:47,972 --> 00:11:50,756 sage, sea salt, crystals. 332 00:11:50,856 --> 00:11:51,998 - Where'd you get these crystals? 333 00:11:52,098 --> 00:11:54,101 - Oh, I keep crystals in my purse. 334 00:11:56,143 --> 00:11:57,525 - Wait, that's my good cooking salt-- 335 00:11:57,625 --> 00:12:00,049 Whatever, I hate cooking. - What's the salt for? 336 00:12:00,149 --> 00:12:01,691 - To absorb the bad vibes in the room. 337 00:12:01,791 --> 00:12:04,394 - [chuckles derisively 338 00:12:05,236 --> 00:12:06,497 - Now I need you to close your eyes 339 00:12:06,597 --> 00:12:08,140 and put out a calming energy 340 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:10,242 for us to connect with our ghost. 341 00:12:13,927 --> 00:12:17,172 Janet, we ask for you to move onward with your journey. 342 00:12:17,492 --> 00:12:20,136 The owners of this home mean you no harm. 343 00:12:22,058 --> 00:12:23,040 Marina, stop texting. 344 00:12:23,140 --> 00:12:25,323 - It's a work thing. - Mom. 345 00:12:25,423 --> 00:12:27,425 - Fine. 346 00:12:28,427 --> 00:12:31,211 - If your communication was an effort to tell us something, 347 00:12:31,311 --> 00:12:33,674 we are open to receiving your message. 348 00:12:34,635 --> 00:12:36,638 - [sighs] 349 00:12:41,765 --> 00:12:43,026 [rustling] 350 00:12:43,126 --> 00:12:44,308 - That's it. I heard her. 351 00:12:44,408 --> 00:12:46,111 - No, baby, I don't think so. 352 00:12:46,211 --> 00:12:48,273 [rustling] 353 00:12:48,373 --> 00:12:50,236 both: Janet. 354 00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:52,339 - You heard that, right? - Yes. 355 00:12:52,899 --> 00:12:55,203 It's probably just the wind. I'm gonna go check it out. 356 00:12:55,303 --> 00:12:58,547 [louder rustling] 357 00:13:00,590 --> 00:13:02,592 - You're not moving. - I'm not? 358 00:13:03,914 --> 00:13:05,817 Am I now? 359 00:13:05,917 --> 00:13:08,180 - You are so right, Sarah. 360 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,303 My whole life I've been chasing money. 361 00:13:10,403 --> 00:13:12,406 Rise, grind, hustle. 362 00:13:12,846 --> 00:13:15,109 What's the point of making bank if I'm not even happy? 363 00:13:15,209 --> 00:13:17,312 - Terrence, you have to decide 364 00:13:17,412 --> 00:13:19,195 if your value is more than a bottom line. 365 00:13:19,295 --> 00:13:20,677 What makes you happy? 366 00:13:20,777 --> 00:13:21,959 - I don't know. I guess... 367 00:13:22,059 --> 00:13:23,280 - Come on, give it to me. Quick, quick. 368 00:13:23,380 --> 00:13:25,043 - Love. 369 00:13:25,143 --> 00:13:26,645 Wow. - There it is. 370 00:13:26,745 --> 00:13:28,327 - That's what we all want, bro-seph. 371 00:13:28,427 --> 00:13:30,490 - I don't think I've ever truly been in love. 372 00:13:30,590 --> 00:13:34,055 - And the game continues. Sarah, you're up. 373 00:13:34,155 --> 00:13:35,657 - So you were published in McSweeney's? 374 00:13:35,757 --> 00:13:37,820 I've been a subscriber since '99. 375 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:40,664 - Cuban, you gonna call? - Oh, um, no. 376 00:13:40,764 --> 00:13:42,386 I'm actually writing a short story. 377 00:13:42,486 --> 00:13:44,829 It's about my grandmother. She was born in Lithuania... 378 00:13:44,929 --> 00:13:46,471 - Uh-huh. - And, with no money, 379 00:13:46,571 --> 00:13:49,315 got on a boat by herself, came to the United States, 380 00:13:49,415 --> 00:13:50,797 started her own little business. 381 00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:52,319 - So she was an entrepreneur, too. 382 00:13:52,419 --> 00:13:53,581 - She was the first entrepreneur in the family. 383 00:13:53,661 --> 00:13:55,003 - Well, there you go. That's your in. 384 00:13:55,103 --> 00:13:56,205 - I think it's time for me 385 00:13:56,305 --> 00:13:57,526 to call my dad and patch things up. 386 00:13:57,626 --> 00:14:00,030 - I'm so proud of you. Come here. 387 00:14:00,470 --> 00:14:02,853 - Do you want me to spot you, emotionally? 388 00:14:02,953 --> 00:14:04,376 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 389 00:14:04,476 --> 00:14:06,739 - It's just about her journey and the challenges-- 390 00:14:06,839 --> 00:14:09,162 - Hey, Mark, Mark, lesson number one... 391 00:14:10,444 --> 00:14:12,106 it's about this guy right here, huh? 392 00:14:12,206 --> 00:14:13,468 - You're right. 393 00:14:13,568 --> 00:14:17,713 - You know, I also have emotional problems. 394 00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:20,157 - You don't say? - Hey, where'd Connor go? 395 00:14:20,257 --> 00:14:22,079 - He's out. - But he still has chips left. 396 00:14:22,179 --> 00:14:24,322 - Yeah, that wasn't the problem. 397 00:14:24,422 --> 00:14:28,087 [upbeat electronic music] 398 00:14:28,187 --> 00:14:30,430 ♪ ♪ 399 00:14:33,715 --> 00:14:36,939 [creepy music] 400 00:14:37,039 --> 00:14:40,945 ♪ ♪ 401 00:14:41,045 --> 00:14:43,428 [rattling] 402 00:14:43,528 --> 00:14:45,030 - [whispering] You can't hit a ghost with a bat. 403 00:14:45,130 --> 00:14:46,272 - [whispering] It's not a ghost. 404 00:14:46,372 --> 00:14:47,593 - Then what are you swinging at? 405 00:14:47,693 --> 00:14:49,236 [rattling] 406 00:14:49,336 --> 00:14:50,798 - It's getting louder. 407 00:14:50,898 --> 00:14:53,621 - [normal voice] I think it's coming from the ceiling. 408 00:14:55,384 --> 00:14:57,386 - [normal voice] What does that lead to? 409 00:14:57,987 --> 00:14:59,850 - That's a small crawl space. 410 00:14:59,950 --> 00:15:01,773 - A Janet space. 411 00:15:01,873 --> 00:15:05,898 ♪ ♪ 412 00:15:05,998 --> 00:15:07,300 - Stand back. 413 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:13,128 ♪ ♪ 414 00:15:13,969 --> 00:15:15,471 Janet, we're coming in. 415 00:15:15,571 --> 00:15:18,755 - Oh, now you believe in her? - I'm just being polite. 416 00:15:18,855 --> 00:15:25,865 ♪ ♪ 417 00:15:38,402 --> 00:15:40,404 Huh. 418 00:15:40,965 --> 00:15:42,968 Well... 419 00:15:43,408 --> 00:15:45,411 Maybe it was just our imagination? 420 00:15:46,252 --> 00:15:49,496 [bats screeching, all screaming] 421 00:15:58,388 --> 00:16:00,131 You want to dance? 422 00:16:00,231 --> 00:16:01,332 Let's dance. 423 00:16:01,432 --> 00:16:04,376 [screaming continues] 424 00:16:04,476 --> 00:16:07,320 [alarm beeping] 425 00:16:10,725 --> 00:16:12,067 - So we captured your loose bat, 426 00:16:12,167 --> 00:16:13,749 and we chased out the rest of the bats, too. 427 00:16:13,849 --> 00:16:14,991 - The rest of the bats? 428 00:16:15,091 --> 00:16:16,713 - There were, like, 45 in your attic. 429 00:16:16,813 --> 00:16:18,035 - Oh, you didn't have to count them. 430 00:16:18,135 --> 00:16:19,597 - We don't really have an attic. 431 00:16:19,697 --> 00:16:21,399 It's--it's more of a--of a crawl space. 432 00:16:21,499 --> 00:16:23,903 - Oh, no, I just moved some insulation out of the way. 433 00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:25,965 There's about eight feet of clearance in there. 434 00:16:26,065 --> 00:16:27,287 It's a full attic. 435 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:30,251 - Seriously? Do you know what this means? 436 00:16:30,351 --> 00:16:33,976 both: Bonus room! [laughter] 437 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,259 - Sorry, we're just huge "House Hunters" fans. 438 00:16:36,359 --> 00:16:38,562 - You mentioned that... a few times. 439 00:16:40,765 --> 00:16:42,768 - Thank you so much. 440 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:47,034 - Okay, maybe this experience 441 00:16:47,134 --> 00:16:50,038 was Janet showing you the true value of this house? 442 00:16:50,138 --> 00:16:53,042 - No, it was just the bats showing us that they were bats. 443 00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:55,926 - Or Janet led us to the bats. 444 00:16:56,026 --> 00:16:57,968 - Yeah, it was her ghost message. 445 00:16:58,068 --> 00:17:00,071 - And now she's gone. 446 00:17:00,432 --> 00:17:03,055 - You know, I'm gonna miss Janet. 447 00:17:03,155 --> 00:17:04,818 - [chuckles] 448 00:17:04,918 --> 00:17:06,920 - Night, Mom. - Good night. 449 00:17:07,681 --> 00:17:10,165 I guess the smudging ceremony did help her. 450 00:17:10,605 --> 00:17:11,987 She's lucky to have you. 451 00:17:12,087 --> 00:17:15,752 - Oh, so I'm not a crazy auntie? 452 00:17:15,852 --> 00:17:18,175 - Uh, let's just say open-minded. 453 00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,479 Look, I'm never going to believe in ghosts 454 00:17:20,579 --> 00:17:24,123 or haunted houses or tarot crystals. 455 00:17:24,223 --> 00:17:27,168 - [laughs] Tarot crystals do not exist. 456 00:17:27,268 --> 00:17:28,569 Oh, but should they? 457 00:17:28,669 --> 00:17:30,572 - I do like having a best friend 458 00:17:30,672 --> 00:17:32,855 that sees the world differently than I do. 459 00:17:32,955 --> 00:17:34,457 - And I like having a best friend 460 00:17:34,557 --> 00:17:35,899 who questions everything. 461 00:17:35,999 --> 00:17:37,862 It's a nice challenge for me. 462 00:17:37,962 --> 00:17:40,666 But you have to admit-- you were spooked by Janet. 463 00:17:40,766 --> 00:17:44,471 - No, I was concerned about an unexplained noise 464 00:17:44,571 --> 00:17:46,514 that was later explained. 465 00:17:46,614 --> 00:17:48,917 - No, you were scared of a ghost. 466 00:17:49,017 --> 00:17:51,200 - I have never been and will never be 467 00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:53,302 scared of a ghost. 468 00:17:55,105 --> 00:17:57,108 Denise, I know that was you. 469 00:17:57,508 --> 00:17:59,511 - That wasn't me. 470 00:18:00,993 --> 00:18:02,735 [gasps] 471 00:18:02,835 --> 00:18:05,839 - By the way, the rats may have chewed through your wires. 472 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:09,284 - You mean the bats? - No, you also have rats. 473 00:18:10,365 --> 00:18:12,368 Bye. 474 00:18:14,411 --> 00:18:16,514 - Oh. [laughs] - [growls] 475 00:18:16,614 --> 00:18:18,777 - Remember, story comes from character, 476 00:18:19,377 --> 00:18:20,479 not the other way around. 477 00:18:20,579 --> 00:18:22,682 - I'll remember. - All right. 478 00:18:22,782 --> 00:18:24,565 - Thanks for the soup. 479 00:18:24,665 --> 00:18:27,148 Later, Connor. - Later, Mark Cuban. 480 00:18:29,471 --> 00:18:32,155 - Good guy. He's a good guy. 481 00:18:32,555 --> 00:18:34,378 - Wait, so why did you bail on the game? 482 00:18:34,478 --> 00:18:36,060 - Yeah, we were bro-ing out with your bros 483 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:38,103 just like you wanted-- we didn't talk about JoJo. 484 00:18:38,203 --> 00:18:39,585 We didn't talk about your feelings once. 485 00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:40,746 - Yeah, because you talked 486 00:18:40,846 --> 00:18:42,949 about everybody else's feelings. 487 00:18:43,049 --> 00:18:45,032 Now Terrence is dealing with abandonment issues, 488 00:18:45,132 --> 00:18:48,296 and you made Mark Cuban contemplate a career change. 489 00:18:48,617 --> 00:18:49,999 Mark Cuban! 490 00:18:50,099 --> 00:18:51,481 That's irresponsible, Tom. 491 00:18:51,581 --> 00:18:53,523 - Look, it's not my fault that he's 492 00:18:53,623 --> 00:18:55,967 so deeply interested in my process. 493 00:18:56,067 --> 00:18:57,729 - Everyone talking about their feelings 494 00:18:57,829 --> 00:18:59,872 made me think about my feelings. 495 00:19:00,232 --> 00:19:02,876 I just wanted one night of distraction, 496 00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:05,279 and you guys took that from me. 497 00:19:08,363 --> 00:19:10,706 - I'm sorry, Con. We--we blew it. 498 00:19:10,806 --> 00:19:12,589 We knew you wanted a dumb night. 499 00:19:12,689 --> 00:19:14,271 - That's why we brought a stupid movie like 500 00:19:14,371 --> 00:19:17,435 "Dunston Checks In," but we'll give you your space, okay? 501 00:19:17,535 --> 00:19:19,719 We're sorry. 502 00:19:19,819 --> 00:19:22,462 - Wait, you brought "Dunston Checks In"? 503 00:19:24,425 --> 00:19:26,708 It's my second favorite movie where a monkey wears clothes. 504 00:19:27,429 --> 00:19:28,651 - We know. 505 00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,693 - There's that part where Dunston swings 506 00:19:30,793 --> 00:19:33,978 from the chandelier and knocks that lady into the cake. 507 00:19:34,078 --> 00:19:36,080 - Yeah. 508 00:19:36,721 --> 00:19:38,103 Dunston does that. 509 00:19:38,203 --> 00:19:40,546 [soft music] 510 00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:42,769 - I mean, I guess it's still kind of early. 511 00:19:44,331 --> 00:19:46,434 [laughing] 512 00:19:46,534 --> 00:19:48,537 Dunston. 513 00:19:48,978 --> 00:19:52,402 [sighs] This is seriously dumb. Thank you. 514 00:19:52,502 --> 00:19:54,085 - It's our pleasure. 515 00:19:54,185 --> 00:19:56,047 Remind me--what is your favorite movie 516 00:19:56,147 --> 00:19:57,449 with a monkey that wears clothes? 517 00:19:57,549 --> 00:19:59,532 - Some things are meant to remain private, Tom. 518 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,014 - Look at us-- 519 00:20:01,114 --> 00:20:03,617 watching late-night movies, just like old times. 520 00:20:03,717 --> 00:20:05,920 - Still gay, still married. 521 00:20:06,281 --> 00:20:08,284 - Right on. 522 00:20:08,644 --> 00:20:10,647 - [laughs, screeches] 523 00:20:11,608 --> 00:20:14,672 - It's game time. Okay, next hand-- 524 00:20:14,772 --> 00:20:16,995 Chicago high with a Black Mariah. 525 00:20:17,095 --> 00:20:18,557 Let's double the ante, huh? 526 00:20:18,657 --> 00:20:20,280 - So 50 cents it is. 527 00:20:20,380 --> 00:20:23,564 - Mm, by the way, Lulu, I won $1,500 last night. 528 00:20:23,664 --> 00:20:25,967 - Ooh, your horoscope was right. 529 00:20:26,067 --> 00:20:28,150 - Nope, nothing to do with that. 530 00:20:28,471 --> 00:20:29,853 By the way, the kids are really quiet. 531 00:20:29,953 --> 00:20:31,094 Should we check on them? 532 00:20:31,194 --> 00:20:33,057 - Nah, Lupe's got them under control. 533 00:20:33,157 --> 00:20:35,760 - Okay, I've got two queens. 534 00:20:36,321 --> 00:20:38,184 - Full house. I win again. 535 00:20:38,284 --> 00:20:40,267 - You're bleeding us dry, Lupe. 536 00:20:40,367 --> 00:20:42,069 - You got to know when to hold them, 537 00:20:42,169 --> 00:20:44,152 know when to fold them, 538 00:20:44,252 --> 00:20:45,353 and know when to brush your teeth. 539 00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:48,157 Come on, it's bedtime. [all groan] 540 00:20:48,257 --> 00:20:51,061 [jazzy flourish]