1 00:00:17,907 --> 00:00:19,729 - Chapter 23. 2 00:00:19,829 --> 00:00:21,651 Tom and Marina were living every parent's nightmare. 3 00:00:21,751 --> 00:00:24,093 Their babysitter had quit. 4 00:00:24,193 --> 00:00:26,136 And they were now so busy that they didn't even have time 5 00:00:26,236 --> 00:00:28,018 to shop for the weekly Hayworth brunch. 6 00:00:28,118 --> 00:00:29,699 - How are the bacon and eggs coming? 7 00:00:29,799 --> 00:00:31,381 - Uh, bacon and egg? 8 00:00:31,481 --> 00:00:32,783 There was only one left in the fridge. 9 00:00:32,883 --> 00:00:35,746 - Ooh, bacon and egg. Wow, you went all out. 10 00:00:35,846 --> 00:00:38,749 - We do have store brand toaster pastries. 11 00:00:38,849 --> 00:00:39,790 - Works for me. 12 00:00:39,890 --> 00:00:41,312 - Careful, it's hot. 13 00:00:41,412 --> 00:00:43,154 - Is this one per kid, or like Vegas buffet? 14 00:00:43,254 --> 00:00:45,236 - These were a dollar a box. 15 00:00:45,336 --> 00:00:48,880 - I'm gonna grab an extra one of these bad boys for JoJo. 16 00:00:48,980 --> 00:00:50,681 We're meeting up later to plan our Iceland trip. 17 00:00:50,781 --> 00:00:52,243 She wants to see an elf. 18 00:00:52,343 --> 00:00:54,726 - Oh, honey, remember when we used to travel together? 19 00:00:54,826 --> 00:00:56,327 - Ugh. 20 00:00:56,427 --> 00:00:58,289 - Our only date night this month is meeting 21 00:00:58,389 --> 00:00:59,371 with our mortgage broker 22 00:00:59,471 --> 00:01:01,132 to talk about refinancing our house. 23 00:01:01,232 --> 00:01:03,135 Jealous? - Oh, yeah, that reminds me. 24 00:01:03,235 --> 00:01:04,816 Connor, can Lupe watch our kids 25 00:01:04,916 --> 00:01:06,298 just while we're between babysitters? 26 00:01:06,398 --> 00:01:07,819 - Anything to help restructure your debt 27 00:01:07,919 --> 00:01:10,783 with more favourable terms, Tom. - Thanks. 28 00:01:10,883 --> 00:01:12,885 - Ooh. - Bon appétit. 29 00:01:14,526 --> 00:01:16,268 - Gretchen, are you excited to audition 30 00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:18,150 for the school musical? - You wanna be Annie? 31 00:01:18,250 --> 00:01:20,433 - Connor, I can't just give my niece the lead 32 00:01:20,533 --> 00:01:22,355 because I'm the director. - Yeah, no, of course not. 33 00:01:22,455 --> 00:01:23,836 Wink, wink. 34 00:01:23,936 --> 00:01:25,158 - Okay. - I'm a little nervous. 35 00:01:25,258 --> 00:01:26,239 I don't know if I'm that good. 36 00:01:26,339 --> 00:01:27,841 - Oh, well, I didn't have confidence 37 00:01:27,941 --> 00:01:29,442 when I was your age either 38 00:01:29,542 --> 00:01:30,964 'cause your grandmother's criticisms really did 39 00:01:31,064 --> 00:01:32,726 a number on me. 40 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:35,368 But anyone can sing if you just believe in yourself. 41 00:01:35,468 --> 00:01:37,471 Do you believe in yourself? 42 00:01:38,031 --> 00:01:39,293 You're gonna be great. 43 00:01:39,393 --> 00:01:41,014 - I have been practicing a little song 44 00:01:41,114 --> 00:01:42,936 for the audition. Wanna hear it? 45 00:01:43,036 --> 00:01:44,178 - Yes! all: Yeah. 46 00:01:44,278 --> 00:01:45,579 - Of course we do. 47 00:01:45,679 --> 00:01:47,681 - Yes! - Yay. 48 00:01:48,843 --> 00:01:49,904 - [clears throat] 49 00:01:50,004 --> 00:01:52,727 [explosion rumbling] 50 00:01:54,929 --> 00:01:58,273 [high-pitched ringing] 51 00:01:58,373 --> 00:02:01,956 [ominous music] 52 00:02:02,056 --> 00:02:04,879 ♪ Ooh ♪ 53 00:02:04,979 --> 00:02:08,123 - Wow, you did that. 54 00:02:08,223 --> 00:02:09,925 - Yes. - That was... 55 00:02:10,025 --> 00:02:11,286 - It happened. - Something. 56 00:02:11,386 --> 00:02:13,448 - You did it! Feels like it filled the room. 57 00:02:13,548 --> 00:02:15,731 - I didn't know you could get so loud, honey. 58 00:02:15,831 --> 00:02:17,833 [upbeat music] 59 00:02:20,996 --> 00:02:22,298 [elephant trumpets] 60 00:02:22,398 --> 00:02:24,100 [suspenseful music] 61 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,702 - Influencers, the time has come. 62 00:02:26,802 --> 00:02:29,986 Ria and Jake, as losers of the Best Angle challenge, 63 00:02:30,086 --> 00:02:31,467 you're at the bottom two. 64 00:02:31,567 --> 00:02:33,790 - Now we'll find out who will turn off their ring light 65 00:02:33,890 --> 00:02:35,632 and delete their account. 66 00:02:35,732 --> 00:02:39,876 ♪ ♪ 67 00:02:39,976 --> 00:02:42,639 - I'm sorry, Jake, but you've been unfollowed. 68 00:02:42,739 --> 00:02:44,561 - Please make your way to the fire bridge 69 00:02:44,661 --> 00:02:46,844 for your exit selfie. 70 00:02:46,944 --> 00:02:50,047 The rest of you can return to Influencer Lagoon. 71 00:02:50,147 --> 00:02:52,990 ♪ ♪ 72 00:02:56,153 --> 00:02:57,495 - What do you think? 73 00:02:57,595 --> 00:02:59,817 - Think it was a mistake to vote off Jake. 74 00:02:59,917 --> 00:03:01,259 I mean, he had a rare combination 75 00:03:01,359 --> 00:03:03,381 of brains and biceps. 76 00:03:03,481 --> 00:03:04,823 - Well, this is crazy, 77 00:03:04,923 --> 00:03:06,584 but they want me to be on next season. 78 00:03:06,684 --> 00:03:08,346 - What? I didn't know you applied. 79 00:03:08,446 --> 00:03:10,188 - It was months ago, and I totally forgot about it. 80 00:03:10,288 --> 00:03:11,870 But it's kind of a big deal. 81 00:03:11,970 --> 00:03:13,552 Last season's winner dropped her own clothing line 82 00:03:13,652 --> 00:03:16,275 and is now frenemies with Kylie Jenner. 83 00:03:16,375 --> 00:03:17,956 - That's--that's a good thing, right? 84 00:03:18,056 --> 00:03:20,119 - Yeah. - Okay. 85 00:03:20,219 --> 00:03:22,962 - The thing is, they want me there next week. 86 00:03:23,062 --> 00:03:24,964 In Borneo. - Oh. 87 00:03:25,064 --> 00:03:26,686 So what about our trip to Iceland? 88 00:03:26,786 --> 00:03:28,287 - We just postpone till the fall. 89 00:03:28,387 --> 00:03:29,769 It's just a few months away. 90 00:03:29,869 --> 00:03:31,370 - A few months? 91 00:03:31,470 --> 00:03:34,454 We haven't even been together a few months. 92 00:03:34,554 --> 00:03:38,698 - Yeah, and there's no contact with the outside world. 93 00:03:38,798 --> 00:03:40,800 - Hmm. 94 00:03:41,441 --> 00:03:43,423 Wait, are they all sleeping in one giant bed? 95 00:03:43,523 --> 00:03:45,065 - Yeah, it's called the "charging matt," 96 00:03:45,165 --> 00:03:46,386 and it gets smaller every week. 97 00:03:46,486 --> 00:03:48,488 And... 98 00:03:48,889 --> 00:03:52,032 You know, forget it. 99 00:03:52,132 --> 00:03:55,075 - Well, do you want to do it? 100 00:03:55,175 --> 00:03:56,837 - I was in a different place when I applied. 101 00:03:56,937 --> 00:03:59,080 It was before we got together, and I-- 102 00:03:59,180 --> 00:04:00,761 I don't want to screw this up. 103 00:04:00,861 --> 00:04:04,265 - Well, I'm also on team "Don't Screw This Up." 104 00:04:05,586 --> 00:04:07,809 - Hey, guys. I'm just here to help Gretchen 105 00:04:07,909 --> 00:04:09,571 with her audition for tomorrow. Is she upstairs? 106 00:04:09,671 --> 00:04:11,993 - Yeah, um, you really think you can help her? 107 00:04:13,675 --> 00:04:16,538 - Anything's possible if you work hard enough. 108 00:04:16,638 --> 00:04:18,420 - Little G can do anything she puts her mind too. 109 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:20,903 - She gets that from me. - Exactly. 110 00:04:21,003 --> 00:04:22,624 - But to be clear, she's a terrible singer, right? 111 00:04:22,724 --> 00:04:24,726 - Let's just say there's room to grow. 112 00:04:27,209 --> 00:04:30,352 - Pay stubs. Tax returns. Credit report. 113 00:04:30,452 --> 00:04:33,276 Crossing "getting documents for the mortgage broker" 114 00:04:33,376 --> 00:04:34,557 off of the list. 115 00:04:34,657 --> 00:04:36,239 And that's the end of the list. 116 00:04:36,339 --> 00:04:38,901 - Actually, the email said we need two copies of everything. 117 00:04:40,303 --> 00:04:43,646 - Adding "making copies" to the list. 118 00:04:43,746 --> 00:04:45,649 I'll just have to find time between my Costco run 119 00:04:45,749 --> 00:04:48,291 and walking slowly into the ocean. 120 00:04:48,391 --> 00:04:50,374 Why did we ever want to become adults? 121 00:04:50,474 --> 00:04:52,376 - So that we could eat cake whenever we wanted. 122 00:04:52,476 --> 00:04:55,099 [power saw buzzing] 123 00:04:55,199 --> 00:04:57,301 Look, if these guys are gonna be fixing the floor all day, 124 00:04:57,401 --> 00:04:58,542 I can't work here. 125 00:04:58,642 --> 00:05:00,264 - Why don't you go write at the café? 126 00:05:00,364 --> 00:05:02,306 - Well, that's full of all those losers 127 00:05:02,406 --> 00:05:04,789 that are working on their "novels." 128 00:05:04,889 --> 00:05:06,230 I guess I could go to Ashburn. 129 00:05:06,330 --> 00:05:07,411 Used to work at that library all the time 130 00:05:07,491 --> 00:05:08,513 before we had kids. 131 00:05:08,613 --> 00:05:10,355 - That is such a beautiful campus. 132 00:05:10,455 --> 00:05:12,677 God, I miss college. - I miss college! 133 00:05:12,777 --> 00:05:14,919 Right? Oh, so much fun. 134 00:05:15,019 --> 00:05:17,642 Late night with the boys, cracking open some cold ones 135 00:05:17,742 --> 00:05:20,445 and talking about Billy Shakespeare. 136 00:05:20,545 --> 00:05:23,849 - Mm, my college experience was less about literature 137 00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:26,371 and more about getting lit. 138 00:05:26,471 --> 00:05:28,333 They used to call me Marina Tequila. 139 00:05:28,433 --> 00:05:30,856 - Wow. Classy. 140 00:05:30,956 --> 00:05:34,300 - Remember having absolutely no responsibilities whatsoever? 141 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:35,461 - Ugh. 142 00:05:35,561 --> 00:05:37,623 - My to do list was just a list of boys. 143 00:05:37,723 --> 00:05:39,105 - Right? [power saw buzzing] 144 00:05:39,205 --> 00:05:41,307 Wait, what? 145 00:05:41,407 --> 00:05:43,630 "As Tom looked over the documents 146 00:05:43,730 --> 00:05:45,471 "for the mortgage broker, 147 00:05:45,571 --> 00:05:49,316 "he felt the burdens of adulthood suffocating him, 148 00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:52,359 pulling him down into a murky abyss." 149 00:05:52,459 --> 00:05:54,081 - Yo, thanks for watching my stuff, man. 150 00:05:54,181 --> 00:05:55,482 - Oh, no problem. 151 00:05:55,582 --> 00:05:57,404 By the way, "Sister Carrie" is an amazing book. 152 00:05:57,504 --> 00:05:59,566 - Yeah, I'm reading it for 20th Century Lit. 153 00:05:59,666 --> 00:06:01,008 Dreiser is dark. 154 00:06:01,108 --> 00:06:03,250 - So bleak, but so honest, right? 155 00:06:03,350 --> 00:06:04,692 - You know, I'm writing a paper right now 156 00:06:04,792 --> 00:06:06,854 about whether the characters can escape the social class 157 00:06:06,954 --> 00:06:07,815 they're born into. 158 00:06:07,915 --> 00:06:10,858 - Well, they can. But at what cost? 159 00:06:10,958 --> 00:06:13,221 It's actually big question in the novel I'm working on. 160 00:06:13,321 --> 00:06:15,323 - Oh, word? Are you taking Intro to Creative Writing? 161 00:06:16,684 --> 00:06:18,226 - [chuckles] 162 00:06:18,326 --> 00:06:20,148 You think I'm in Intro to Creative Writing? 163 00:06:20,248 --> 00:06:22,871 No, I'm, uh... 164 00:06:22,971 --> 00:06:25,193 I'm actually in Advanced Creative Writing. 165 00:06:25,293 --> 00:06:27,035 Yeah, it's pretty tight. 166 00:06:27,135 --> 00:06:29,238 - Bro, that class is so hard to get into. 167 00:06:29,338 --> 00:06:31,920 You must be really good. - Word, word. 168 00:06:32,020 --> 00:06:33,722 Well, I mean, you know, for a student. 169 00:06:33,822 --> 00:06:35,444 Which I am. 170 00:06:35,544 --> 00:06:38,768 Just a college student who loves college life. 171 00:06:38,868 --> 00:06:40,089 - Well, hey, you know, some buddies and I, 172 00:06:40,189 --> 00:06:41,410 we're gonna go get some beers 173 00:06:41,510 --> 00:06:43,132 and play Settlers of Catan in the quad. 174 00:06:43,232 --> 00:06:44,814 If you wanna join, you can. 175 00:06:44,914 --> 00:06:46,816 - Oh, I should probably finish this chapter. 176 00:06:46,916 --> 00:06:48,458 Uh, for class. 177 00:06:48,558 --> 00:06:50,780 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. 178 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:52,882 You do you, bro. 179 00:06:54,684 --> 00:06:56,346 You know what? Screw it. I'm gonna blow it off. 180 00:06:56,446 --> 00:06:57,547 We're college kids, right? 181 00:06:57,647 --> 00:06:58,789 We got all the time in the world. 182 00:06:58,889 --> 00:07:00,430 - Dope. - I mean, we're young. 183 00:07:00,530 --> 00:07:02,633 We can set the world on fire, right? Party time. 184 00:07:02,733 --> 00:07:05,035 - Yeah, well, you know. Just gonna play Settlers. 185 00:07:05,135 --> 00:07:06,357 - Oh, dope, dope, dope, dope, dope, dope, yeah. 186 00:07:06,457 --> 00:07:08,459 Let's just-- let's build some roads. 187 00:07:09,099 --> 00:07:10,801 [dramatic music] 188 00:07:10,901 --> 00:07:12,723 - Hello, influencers. 189 00:07:12,823 --> 00:07:15,246 You've all gotten pretty good at influencing people. 190 00:07:15,346 --> 00:07:16,928 - But what about animals? 191 00:07:17,028 --> 00:07:19,410 Inside this tent are eight horses, 192 00:07:19,510 --> 00:07:21,292 nature's original influencers. 193 00:07:21,392 --> 00:07:23,254 - It's time to double tap some hooves 194 00:07:23,354 --> 00:07:25,296 and get these manes on fleek. 195 00:07:25,396 --> 00:07:28,300 - Let's giddy-up and give these horses a glow up of a lifetime. 196 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,222 - You watching "Influencer Lagoon"? 197 00:07:30,322 --> 00:07:32,184 - Only to remind myself how stupid it is. 198 00:07:32,284 --> 00:07:34,306 I mean, there's this challenge 199 00:07:34,406 --> 00:07:35,747 where you have to match a filter 200 00:07:35,847 --> 00:07:37,149 with a moment in history. 201 00:07:37,249 --> 00:07:38,831 And someone actually picked Velancia 202 00:07:38,931 --> 00:07:40,793 for the Boston Tea Party. 203 00:07:40,893 --> 00:07:42,555 - Oh, crazy. - Right? 204 00:07:42,655 --> 00:07:44,397 - Yeah. 205 00:07:44,497 --> 00:07:46,319 Are you sure you don't want to be on this show? 206 00:07:46,419 --> 00:07:49,182 - Totally. I'm happy with my decision to stay. 207 00:07:50,623 --> 00:07:52,805 - But? 208 00:07:52,905 --> 00:07:55,368 - I mean, yes, the exposure could supercharge my career 209 00:07:55,468 --> 00:07:57,971 and get my hat line off the ground, but... 210 00:07:58,071 --> 00:08:00,373 my heart says I should stay here with Connor. 211 00:08:00,473 --> 00:08:02,416 You said it yourself. It's a silly reality show. 212 00:08:02,516 --> 00:08:04,518 - True, but what do you want? 213 00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:07,341 - D, I have made my decision. 214 00:08:07,441 --> 00:08:08,742 I'm fine with it. 215 00:08:08,842 --> 00:08:10,224 Please don't say anything to Connor. 216 00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:12,306 I don't want him to feel guilty. 217 00:08:12,406 --> 00:08:15,569 Promise. - Okay. I won't say anything. 218 00:08:17,972 --> 00:08:20,234 [horse neighs from phone] 219 00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:21,596 - Are they giving that horse a makeover? 220 00:08:21,696 --> 00:08:23,197 - It makes a difference, right? 221 00:08:23,297 --> 00:08:27,181 - ♪ How I wonder what you are ♪ 222 00:08:29,984 --> 00:08:31,126 - [whispering] That was so great, sweetie. 223 00:08:31,226 --> 00:08:32,607 Good job. 224 00:08:32,707 --> 00:08:36,411 Okay, that was decent. 225 00:08:36,511 --> 00:08:38,413 - I was going to say "not horrendous," 226 00:08:38,513 --> 00:08:39,895 but your description works. 227 00:08:39,995 --> 00:08:41,256 - I'm proud of her. 228 00:08:41,356 --> 00:08:43,058 I mean, she's probably not Annie material, but-- 229 00:08:43,158 --> 00:08:44,540 - [chuckles] Oh, definitely not. 230 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:46,662 - All right, she wasn't that bad. 231 00:08:46,762 --> 00:08:50,546 - Look, I know I am just your humble assistant director, 232 00:08:50,646 --> 00:08:52,388 for some reason known only to God, 233 00:08:52,488 --> 00:08:54,470 but you can't cast Gretchen as the lead. 234 00:08:54,570 --> 00:08:56,512 Even if she could hit a high C above middle E. 235 00:08:56,612 --> 00:08:57,874 - Why? 236 00:08:57,974 --> 00:08:59,476 - It's kind of an unspoken rule that the children 237 00:08:59,576 --> 00:09:02,278 of Windmount's more financially generous parents 238 00:09:02,378 --> 00:09:03,600 get the lead roles. 239 00:09:03,700 --> 00:09:05,962 And your brother isn't exactly in their league. 240 00:09:06,062 --> 00:09:07,724 - Wait, what? That is ridiculous. 241 00:09:07,824 --> 00:09:09,246 - I know. 242 00:09:09,346 --> 00:09:10,487 Private equity doesn't bring in the dough 243 00:09:10,587 --> 00:09:11,608 like it used to. 244 00:09:11,708 --> 00:09:14,251 - No, no, that policy is ridiculous. 245 00:09:14,351 --> 00:09:16,654 Wait, so I have to set aside lead roles 246 00:09:16,754 --> 00:09:19,256 for Constance Pinterest and Alessandra Nintendo 247 00:09:19,356 --> 00:09:20,858 because their parents make more money? 248 00:09:20,958 --> 00:09:24,862 - ♪ That is the Windmount way ♪ 249 00:09:24,962 --> 00:09:26,544 - I hate that you have the voice of an angel. 250 00:09:26,644 --> 00:09:28,266 - ♪ Thank you ♪ 251 00:09:28,366 --> 00:09:30,508 - Tom, where are you? I'm outside the library. 252 00:09:30,608 --> 00:09:33,111 - I'm sorry. I totally spaced. 253 00:09:33,211 --> 00:09:35,473 I know it sounds weird, but I'm actually hanging out 254 00:09:35,573 --> 00:09:37,075 with some college kids. They're pretty cool. 255 00:09:37,175 --> 00:09:39,277 They're from "The Quill." - What? 256 00:09:39,377 --> 00:09:41,380 - It's a literary magazine. - No, Tom, that's not what I-- 257 00:09:42,741 --> 00:09:44,082 Look, I just dropped the kids off at-- 258 00:09:44,182 --> 00:09:45,884 - Tino, head up! - We have to go home. 259 00:09:45,984 --> 00:09:47,266 We have to change, and we have to get to the mortgage broker. 260 00:09:47,346 --> 00:09:49,288 - Uh, yeah, you got it. 261 00:09:49,388 --> 00:09:50,529 Uh, look, first, you wanna come through 262 00:09:50,629 --> 00:09:52,371 and say what's up? We're in Strauss Hall, D21. 263 00:09:52,471 --> 00:09:54,333 - Wait, what? You're in a dorm? 264 00:09:54,433 --> 00:09:56,015 - Yeah, I'll drop you a pin. But be cool. 265 00:09:56,115 --> 00:09:58,297 Their RA's, like, a real jerk. 266 00:09:58,397 --> 00:09:59,499 I'm just kidding. You're the best, Xander. 267 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:00,700 - Fight me, bro. - What? 268 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:01,901 All right, I'll check you later. 269 00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:04,744 [upbeat hip-hop music] 270 00:10:04,844 --> 00:10:06,266 - Oh! - Yes! 271 00:10:06,366 --> 00:10:07,547 Tommy, my man. 272 00:10:07,647 --> 00:10:10,590 - Tom? - Oh, sweet, babe. You came. 273 00:10:10,690 --> 00:10:11,832 - Okay, what is going on? 274 00:10:11,932 --> 00:10:14,234 I mean, besides you having a midlife crisis? 275 00:10:14,334 --> 00:10:16,637 - These kids actually think that I'm a real student. 276 00:10:16,737 --> 00:10:18,318 - Honey, you're almost 40 years old. 277 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:20,641 - I have a boyish charm. 278 00:10:20,741 --> 00:10:22,443 - And an inability to grow facial hair. 279 00:10:22,543 --> 00:10:24,605 We need to go do important things. 280 00:10:24,705 --> 00:10:26,367 Grown up things. Our mortgage. 281 00:10:26,467 --> 00:10:27,488 - Boring. 282 00:10:27,588 --> 00:10:29,450 - Hey, Tommy. Hey, you're up, man. 283 00:10:29,550 --> 00:10:31,132 Hey, hey. - Hey. 284 00:10:31,232 --> 00:10:33,815 - Who is this? - This is my wife. 285 00:10:33,915 --> 00:10:35,056 Uh... 286 00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:36,418 [imitating Borat] My wife! 287 00:10:36,518 --> 00:10:37,899 No, I'm just kidding. This is my girlfriend. 288 00:10:37,999 --> 00:10:40,342 Or like, a girl I've been chilling out with. 289 00:10:40,442 --> 00:10:41,863 It's Marina, right? - Huh. 290 00:10:41,963 --> 00:10:43,825 - Dope. Are you, like, a grad student? 291 00:10:43,925 --> 00:10:48,670 - [laughs] No. No, I-- - She's a senior. Like me. 292 00:10:48,770 --> 00:10:51,353 She took a gap year. Couple gap years. 293 00:10:51,453 --> 00:10:52,675 - Couple? 294 00:10:52,775 --> 00:10:54,356 - Tell you what, I'ma catch up with you later. 295 00:10:54,456 --> 00:10:55,878 Okay, don't flip any cups without me, okay? 296 00:10:55,978 --> 00:10:58,681 All right. That's a good guy. 297 00:10:58,781 --> 00:11:01,364 - Tom, we have to go, okay? We have to go to the meeting. 298 00:11:01,464 --> 00:11:02,965 Then I have to go buy a new nightguard. 299 00:11:03,065 --> 00:11:04,287 We have to pick up the kids from Lupe. 300 00:11:04,387 --> 00:11:05,608 And we have to find a new sitter. 301 00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,050 There's laundry. - Mm-hmm. 302 00:11:07,150 --> 00:11:09,733 - Wow, that is a such a depressing list of things. 303 00:11:09,833 --> 00:11:11,534 - Or you don't have to do any of that. 304 00:11:11,634 --> 00:11:12,896 'Cause we're college kids. 305 00:11:12,996 --> 00:11:15,419 Right? Marina Tequila? 306 00:11:15,519 --> 00:11:18,342 - ♪ Turn it down, and everybody shots ♪ 307 00:11:18,442 --> 00:11:19,663 ♪ Turn down for what? ♪ all: Marina! 308 00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:21,745 Marina! Marina! 309 00:11:21,845 --> 00:11:23,267 [all cheering] 310 00:11:23,367 --> 00:11:25,229 - ♪ Turn down for what? ♪ 311 00:11:25,329 --> 00:11:27,271 - That's the girl I've been chilling out with. 312 00:11:27,371 --> 00:11:29,693 [all cheering] 313 00:11:31,976 --> 00:11:34,519 - Let's get lit! - Let's get lit! 314 00:11:34,619 --> 00:11:39,003 - Ah, that's some cheap tequila and I love it! 315 00:11:39,103 --> 00:11:42,647 Aw, best friends forever? 316 00:11:42,747 --> 00:11:44,409 You were right--hanging out with people half our age 317 00:11:44,509 --> 00:11:45,530 is kinda fun. 318 00:11:45,630 --> 00:11:47,212 I just signed up for student council. 319 00:11:47,312 --> 00:11:49,134 - Jeremy just asked me to dinner with his grandparents. 320 00:11:49,234 --> 00:11:50,776 I can order anything I want. - This is wild. 321 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:52,538 And the night is still young. - And so are we. 322 00:11:52,638 --> 00:11:54,219 both: Ah! 323 00:11:54,319 --> 00:11:55,381 - ♪ Hit 'em with the sound ♪ 324 00:11:55,481 --> 00:11:57,903 [upbeat dance music] 325 00:11:58,003 --> 00:12:03,269 ♪ ♪ 326 00:12:03,369 --> 00:12:04,750 ♪ Hit 'em with the sound ♪ 327 00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:06,833 [all cheering] 328 00:12:06,933 --> 00:12:08,394 - If you think about it, 329 00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:09,956 how would we even test simulation theory? 330 00:12:10,056 --> 00:12:12,318 Any sufficiently sophisticated simulation 331 00:12:12,418 --> 00:12:14,401 would be designed to evade such a test. 332 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:16,242 - Dude, you're scaring me right now. 333 00:12:16,342 --> 00:12:18,044 - Dude, I know. 334 00:12:18,144 --> 00:12:19,166 - ♪ Hit 'em with the sound ♪ 335 00:12:19,266 --> 00:12:26,033 ♪ ♪ 336 00:12:27,234 --> 00:12:28,736 ♪ Hit 'em with the sound ♪ 337 00:12:28,836 --> 00:12:32,460 ♪ Sound sound sound sound sound sound sound ♪ 338 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:35,022 - You have to leave Pre-Law. Okay, trust me. 339 00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:37,465 You go into law thinking you're gonna make a difference, 340 00:12:37,565 --> 00:12:39,947 but then one day someone steals that Chinese chicken salad 341 00:12:40,047 --> 00:12:41,309 from the fridge, and then you realise 342 00:12:41,409 --> 00:12:43,992 you've been at the office for 18 hours straight. 343 00:12:44,092 --> 00:12:45,713 Shots? - ♪ Hit 'em with the sound ♪ 344 00:12:45,813 --> 00:12:48,597 [all cheering] 345 00:12:48,697 --> 00:12:51,359 ♪ ♪ 346 00:12:51,459 --> 00:12:53,041 ♪ Hit 'em with the sound ♪ 347 00:12:53,141 --> 00:12:55,444 ♪ ♪ 348 00:12:55,544 --> 00:12:57,326 - Hey, you gotta film this on my phone. 349 00:12:57,426 --> 00:12:59,088 For our friend Camilla. 350 00:12:59,188 --> 00:13:00,169 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - She'll love this. 351 00:13:00,269 --> 00:13:02,531 - Hey, what--what is this? 352 00:13:02,631 --> 00:13:03,933 Are you married? 353 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,896 - No, those are some kids we, like, 354 00:13:06,996 --> 00:13:08,057 we've been chilling with. 355 00:13:08,157 --> 00:13:10,159 - Turn the music off. Lights on. 356 00:13:12,081 --> 00:13:13,823 You're not students? 357 00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:15,925 - We're students... 358 00:13:18,168 --> 00:13:19,789 Of the world. 359 00:13:19,889 --> 00:13:22,792 - All right, fine. You caught us. 360 00:13:22,892 --> 00:13:24,394 We're in our late 30s. 361 00:13:24,494 --> 00:13:26,356 - Oh, my God. I think I'm gonna be sick. 362 00:13:26,456 --> 00:13:28,038 - Actually, I think I might be too. 363 00:13:28,138 --> 00:13:29,920 Can't do keg stands in your late 30s. 364 00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:31,482 - Stop saying it. 365 00:13:31,582 --> 00:13:33,764 - [chuckles] 366 00:13:33,864 --> 00:13:35,125 [imitating Borat] My wife! - No. 367 00:13:35,225 --> 00:13:36,327 - Okay. 368 00:13:36,427 --> 00:13:39,330 [chill music] 369 00:13:39,430 --> 00:13:40,892 ♪ ♪ 370 00:13:40,992 --> 00:13:42,173 - Hey. - Hey. 371 00:13:42,273 --> 00:13:43,454 Kids'll be down in a second. 372 00:13:43,554 --> 00:13:45,216 - Great. 373 00:13:45,316 --> 00:13:47,939 So crazy how JoJo was almost on a reality show, right? 374 00:13:48,039 --> 00:13:49,020 - I know. 375 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,502 Glad she decided to stay, though. 376 00:13:50,602 --> 00:13:52,143 - Yeah, she said she wanted to stay. 377 00:13:52,243 --> 00:13:54,446 That's definitely what she said. 378 00:13:56,688 --> 00:13:58,991 You know, I know you love brownies, 379 00:13:59,091 --> 00:14:01,914 so I decided to make you some. 380 00:14:02,014 --> 00:14:04,476 - Ho ho ho ho, nice! 381 00:14:04,576 --> 00:14:06,578 Yeah. 382 00:14:08,541 --> 00:14:10,543 Mmm. 383 00:14:12,545 --> 00:14:14,547 Wow, these are, um... 384 00:14:15,948 --> 00:14:17,210 Whoa. [chuckles] 385 00:14:17,310 --> 00:14:18,932 - You like? - Yeah. 386 00:14:19,032 --> 00:14:21,034 - Yeah. - They, um... 387 00:14:22,475 --> 00:14:23,536 They might be your best batch yet. 388 00:14:23,636 --> 00:14:26,660 - Really? Whoa. Thank you for saying that. 389 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:27,901 I did put a pound of salt in there. 390 00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,583 - Is that what that is? - Yeah. 391 00:14:29,683 --> 00:14:32,025 You know, it's interesting. These are bad brownies. 392 00:14:32,125 --> 00:14:34,067 But you said you liked them. 393 00:14:34,167 --> 00:14:36,190 It's almost as if sometimes 394 00:14:36,290 --> 00:14:38,152 people say things they don't mean 395 00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:40,394 so that the people they care about feel good. 396 00:14:40,494 --> 00:14:41,916 - So you knew they were bad? 397 00:14:42,016 --> 00:14:43,557 - That's besides the point. 398 00:14:43,657 --> 00:14:45,920 Let's say I didn't know they were bad. 399 00:14:46,020 --> 00:14:47,201 - How would you not know they were bad? 400 00:14:47,301 --> 00:14:48,462 You just told me you put a pound of salt in them. 401 00:14:48,543 --> 00:14:50,885 - Okay, so what I'm trying to point at 402 00:14:50,985 --> 00:14:54,929 is that you lied to me about liking the bad brownies 403 00:14:55,029 --> 00:14:56,291 to spare my feelings. 404 00:14:56,391 --> 00:14:58,393 Because you didn't want to hurt me. 405 00:15:00,315 --> 00:15:02,057 - Oh, it's not about the brownies. 406 00:15:02,157 --> 00:15:03,538 It's about JoJo. 407 00:15:03,638 --> 00:15:05,260 - Okay, I wasn't sure if we were gonna get there. 408 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,782 - She only told me she didn't want to go 409 00:15:06,882 --> 00:15:09,024 'cause that's what she thought that's what I wanted to hear. 410 00:15:09,124 --> 00:15:11,547 - The important thing is that 411 00:15:11,647 --> 00:15:13,649 I didn't say anything. 412 00:15:14,530 --> 00:15:15,471 These are saltless. 413 00:15:15,571 --> 00:15:17,573 - Oh. 414 00:15:20,416 --> 00:15:21,798 You only made one of the good ones? 415 00:15:21,898 --> 00:15:23,900 - Yeah, well, I already made my point. 416 00:15:25,021 --> 00:15:27,163 - Okay, I got caught up in the moment. 417 00:15:27,263 --> 00:15:30,126 And I kinda lied about being a college student. 418 00:15:30,226 --> 00:15:32,489 - Super cringe, bro. Big perv energy. 419 00:15:32,589 --> 00:15:34,131 - All right, well, I didn't do it to be cringe 420 00:15:34,231 --> 00:15:36,493 or perv. 421 00:15:36,593 --> 00:15:38,495 I--I didn't lie about being a writer. 422 00:15:38,595 --> 00:15:41,538 Honestly, I wrote "Jeremiah's Plan." 423 00:15:41,638 --> 00:15:43,781 Of course, you guys are busy reading Jonathan Franzen, 424 00:15:43,881 --> 00:15:45,222 Not Tom Hayworth. 425 00:15:45,322 --> 00:15:46,824 - Wait, you're Tom Hayworth? 426 00:15:46,924 --> 00:15:48,786 Author of "Farther Moons?" 427 00:15:48,886 --> 00:15:51,108 - Yeah, that was my debut novel. 428 00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:53,071 - Dude, I love that book. 429 00:15:53,171 --> 00:15:55,313 That's awesome. You're--you're a real writer. 430 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,315 That's legit. Hey, he's legit. 431 00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:59,557 - Oh, wow, thanks, Cody. 432 00:15:59,657 --> 00:16:01,640 That actually means a lot. 433 00:16:01,740 --> 00:16:03,602 And I know you must think I'm some kind of weirdo. 434 00:16:03,702 --> 00:16:05,243 But my wife and I, we just wanted one break 435 00:16:05,343 --> 00:16:06,685 from being boring adults. 436 00:16:06,785 --> 00:16:08,327 We're usually very responsible. 437 00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:10,429 - [vomiting] 438 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:12,891 Yeah, there is a reason 439 00:16:12,991 --> 00:16:15,855 why I stopped being Marina Tequila. 440 00:16:15,955 --> 00:16:17,296 Kari, thank you so much. 441 00:16:17,396 --> 00:16:19,098 You're so sweet. And responsible. 442 00:16:19,198 --> 00:16:20,740 Hey, you wouldn't be interested 443 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:22,421 in doing any babysitting, would you? 444 00:16:22,521 --> 00:16:26,265 - I am pretty good with kids. - Hmm. [vomits] 445 00:16:26,365 --> 00:16:28,748 - Hey. How were the auditions? 446 00:16:28,848 --> 00:16:30,150 - Terrible. 447 00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,311 I can't cast Gretchen in the lead 448 00:16:31,411 --> 00:16:33,553 because Connor doesn't make enough money. 449 00:16:33,653 --> 00:16:35,355 - Connor, the guy with the lawn in the middle of his house? 450 00:16:35,455 --> 00:16:37,798 - Mm-hmm--apparently it's the Windmount way 451 00:16:37,898 --> 00:16:40,520 to dole out parts based on income level, 452 00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:42,563 so Gretchen never stood a chance. 453 00:16:42,663 --> 00:16:44,605 - Well, she's also not a great singer. 454 00:16:44,705 --> 00:16:47,167 - Yeah, okay, she's Orphan Number Six material, at best. 455 00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:49,089 But still, she deserves a fair shot. 456 00:16:49,189 --> 00:16:50,851 I just, I wanted these kids to believe 457 00:16:50,951 --> 00:16:52,453 that they could do anything if they worked hard enough. 458 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,775 But I guess I was just naive. 459 00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:56,697 - Well, someone's always gonna be disappointed 460 00:16:56,797 --> 00:16:59,400 when there's like twenty kids auditioning for three leads. 461 00:17:01,963 --> 00:17:03,965 - What if they were all leads? 462 00:17:05,527 --> 00:17:08,029 - So apparently there are no elves in Iceland? 463 00:17:08,129 --> 00:17:09,271 I mean, on some level, I always knew. 464 00:17:09,371 --> 00:17:10,993 But I still feel really disappointed. 465 00:17:11,093 --> 00:17:14,036 - Yeah, that sucks. 466 00:17:14,136 --> 00:17:16,198 Hey, I wanted to give you this. 467 00:17:16,298 --> 00:17:18,300 - Oh, cute! Is this for our trip? 468 00:17:20,863 --> 00:17:25,107 Aw, fancy lotion because you know I don't like to be ashy. 469 00:17:26,188 --> 00:17:28,931 And a snake bite kit? 470 00:17:29,031 --> 00:17:30,773 Do they have a lot of snakes in Iceland? 471 00:17:30,873 --> 00:17:32,415 - They do in Borneo. 472 00:17:32,515 --> 00:17:34,497 - Connor, I told you I'm not doing the show. 473 00:17:34,597 --> 00:17:37,460 - Yeah, because that's what you think I want. 474 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:39,943 - Okay, sure, there's a part of me that wants to go. 475 00:17:40,043 --> 00:17:43,046 But our relationship-- - Our relationship is great. 476 00:17:44,808 --> 00:17:47,311 But this is your dream. 477 00:17:47,411 --> 00:17:50,754 I wouldn't be a good boyfriend if I stood in the way of that. 478 00:17:50,854 --> 00:17:52,937 Don't worry about me. What do you really want to do? 479 00:17:57,301 --> 00:17:59,303 - I wanna go. 480 00:18:00,585 --> 00:18:01,926 - Then you should go. 481 00:18:02,026 --> 00:18:03,448 [soft sentimental music] 482 00:18:03,548 --> 00:18:05,930 - So what does this mean? We're breaking up? 483 00:18:06,030 --> 00:18:07,932 - No. We're not breaking up. 484 00:18:08,032 --> 00:18:09,854 We just... 485 00:18:09,954 --> 00:18:13,538 gonna be apart for who knows how long? 486 00:18:13,638 --> 00:18:17,382 On a different continent with no way to communicate. 487 00:18:17,482 --> 00:18:20,105 - Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's breaking up. 488 00:18:20,205 --> 00:18:22,308 - Yeah, I just didn't want to say it. 489 00:18:22,408 --> 00:18:26,952 ♪ ♪ 490 00:18:27,052 --> 00:18:30,556 - I can't believe I'm going. 491 00:18:30,656 --> 00:18:32,879 - Mm. 492 00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,981 You're not going tonight. 493 00:18:37,624 --> 00:18:39,566 - So basically, it's a fictionalised version 494 00:18:39,666 --> 00:18:41,167 of my family-- it's three siblings 495 00:18:41,267 --> 00:18:43,009 at three different economic levels. 496 00:18:43,109 --> 00:18:45,972 - Dude, I'm gonna read the hell out of that when it's done. 497 00:18:46,072 --> 00:18:47,534 - Oh, thank you. - Hey. 498 00:18:47,634 --> 00:18:48,936 You know, if you're interested, 499 00:18:49,036 --> 00:18:50,898 I heard that there was a guest lecturer position 500 00:18:50,998 --> 00:18:53,140 in the writing department. 501 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,302 It'd be really nice to have a real author teaching, 502 00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:58,185 you know? - Oh, well, yeah. 503 00:18:58,285 --> 00:19:00,468 I'll look into that. Thank you. - Yeah. 504 00:19:00,568 --> 00:19:02,350 And if you guys are up to it, we're gonna go to the rooftop 505 00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:04,952 and eat like 200 chicken nuggies. 506 00:19:05,052 --> 00:19:07,395 - Ah, thanks, but I think we're gonna pass on the nuggies. 507 00:19:07,495 --> 00:19:09,497 - Sweet. 508 00:19:10,338 --> 00:19:12,520 - You know what? I feel lighter. 509 00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:14,162 And that's not just because I threw up a bunch. 510 00:19:14,262 --> 00:19:15,884 But you were right. 511 00:19:15,984 --> 00:19:17,726 [sighs] We needed this escape. 512 00:19:17,826 --> 00:19:19,828 - Okay, what's going on in here? 513 00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:22,211 Escape. Escape. 514 00:19:22,311 --> 00:19:24,012 - Yeah, go. Go, go, go, go, go, go. 515 00:19:24,112 --> 00:19:26,115 Screw you, pig! 516 00:19:26,795 --> 00:19:28,217 - How'd it go breaking the news to Gretchen? 517 00:19:28,317 --> 00:19:29,698 - Oh, she took it very well. 518 00:19:29,798 --> 00:19:32,141 Especially since, uh, she's the lead. 519 00:19:32,241 --> 00:19:34,143 - What? She can't be the lead. 520 00:19:34,243 --> 00:19:35,545 - She can if every kid is the lead. 521 00:19:35,645 --> 00:19:38,187 - Sarah, it's called "Annie," not "Annies." 522 00:19:38,287 --> 00:19:39,589 There's only one lead. 523 00:19:39,689 --> 00:19:41,831 - Which is why we are no longer doing "Annie" 524 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,513 and will now be doing an original musical 525 00:19:43,613 --> 00:19:46,356 which I will write where every part is the lead. 526 00:19:46,456 --> 00:19:47,517 - Oh, boy. 527 00:19:47,617 --> 00:19:49,559 - It's called "Unsung She-roes: 528 00:19:49,659 --> 00:19:52,042 Groundbreaking Women from Sacagawea to Sotomayor." 529 00:19:52,142 --> 00:19:53,523 - Wait, shut your sweet mouth. 530 00:19:53,623 --> 00:19:55,486 This might actually be a great idea. 531 00:19:55,586 --> 00:19:57,167 - Yeah? 532 00:19:57,267 --> 00:19:59,450 - More leads means more parts for rich kids. 533 00:19:59,550 --> 00:20:01,372 The school could soak even more out of the parents. 534 00:20:01,472 --> 00:20:03,414 - Oh, no, no, no. I don't want-- 535 00:20:03,514 --> 00:20:05,656 - [laughs] Looks like the cafeteria is getting 536 00:20:05,756 --> 00:20:07,138 a sushi bar. 537 00:20:07,238 --> 00:20:09,560 ♪ Sashimi for me-me, ow! ♪ 538 00:20:11,202 --> 00:20:12,583 - Okay, did you just come up with that? 539 00:20:12,683 --> 00:20:14,686 - ♪ Thank you ♪ - Okay. 540 00:20:16,768 --> 00:20:19,671 - Fantastic. Yes. I look forward to meeting you. 541 00:20:19,771 --> 00:20:22,033 Hey, you know that guest lecturer position? 542 00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:23,155 I got an interview. 543 00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:25,237 Looks like Tommy's going back to college. 544 00:20:25,337 --> 00:20:26,838 Again. - Shh! 545 00:20:26,938 --> 00:20:28,801 - They're announcing the cast. - Oh. 546 00:20:28,901 --> 00:20:30,202 - Coming up next season, 547 00:20:30,302 --> 00:20:32,404 we have a huge batch of verified hotties. 548 00:20:32,504 --> 00:20:35,488 - Including a bae from the Bay who came to slay. 549 00:20:35,588 --> 00:20:38,771 - I'm JoJo, and I am not here to make friends. 550 00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:40,573 I'm here to make followers. 551 00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:42,815 all: Ooh! 552 00:20:42,915 --> 00:20:44,457 - Go, JoJo. 553 00:20:44,557 --> 00:20:46,019 - Oh, no, she better watch out for Lil Taytay. 554 00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:47,300 - Come on, she can take Taytay. 555 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,982 - I would look out for Amber. 556 00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:51,084 - Okay, so we're committed to watching this show every week? 557 00:20:52,646 --> 00:20:54,788 Because great. 'Cause--'cause I want to. 558 00:20:54,888 --> 00:20:56,890 'Cause it's so good. It looks so good.