1 00:00:01,629 --> 00:00:03,572 - Chapter Four: For Tom and Sarah, 2 00:00:03,672 --> 00:00:05,134 having a rich brother was complicated. 3 00:00:05,234 --> 00:00:06,976 On the one hand, Connor's wealth 4 00:00:07,076 --> 00:00:08,538 made them feel like the failures of the family. 5 00:00:08,638 --> 00:00:10,060 On the other hand, he was a great source 6 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:11,582 of hand-me-downs: toys, 7 00:00:11,682 --> 00:00:12,904 children's clothing, and even... 8 00:00:13,004 --> 00:00:14,706 A six-month-old laptop, 9 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:16,268 I mean, if anyone should get it, it's me. 10 00:00:16,368 --> 00:00:17,429 I need it for my job. 11 00:00:17,529 --> 00:00:18,631 - Denise and I share a computer 12 00:00:18,731 --> 00:00:20,033 that burns our thighs. 13 00:00:20,133 --> 00:00:21,715 But yeah, sure, give it to the "writer." 14 00:00:21,815 --> 00:00:24,338 - Why is "writer" always in quotes? 15 00:00:24,859 --> 00:00:26,120 Besides, my computer keeps crashing. 16 00:00:26,220 --> 00:00:27,602 I lost an entire chapter this morning. 17 00:00:27,702 --> 00:00:29,705 - Our laptop can't be on a lap, Tom! 18 00:00:31,186 --> 00:00:32,809 - Weren't Mom and Dad gonna get you a new one? 19 00:00:32,909 --> 00:00:34,731 - Yeah, they'd rather buy things for their kids 20 00:00:34,831 --> 00:00:36,333 than actually come and visit. 21 00:00:36,433 --> 00:00:38,135 - Yeah, that's weird. They're only two hours away. 22 00:00:38,235 --> 00:00:39,377 Think we'd get more grandparent time. 23 00:00:39,477 --> 00:00:41,099 - Yeah. 24 00:00:41,199 --> 00:00:42,621 - Mom? 25 00:00:42,721 --> 00:00:44,463 - Dad? 26 00:00:44,563 --> 00:00:46,226 - It's not what it looks like. 27 00:00:46,326 --> 00:00:48,228 - It looks like you're visiting Connor and not us. 28 00:00:48,328 --> 00:00:49,630 - Why'd you say it wasn't what it looked like? 29 00:00:49,730 --> 00:00:51,732 It's exactly what it looks like. 30 00:00:58,621 --> 00:00:59,923 - I agree. This is ridiculous. 31 00:01:00,023 --> 00:01:02,406 It's an incubator. It's not worth those numbers. 32 00:01:02,506 --> 00:01:04,248 - You drove all the way in from Sacramento 33 00:01:04,348 --> 00:01:05,450 and didn't even offer to visit? 34 00:01:05,550 --> 00:01:06,811 - I left you a voicemail. 35 00:01:06,911 --> 00:01:08,213 - Mom, your voicemails are just three minutes 36 00:01:08,313 --> 00:01:09,455 of rustling in your purse. 37 00:01:09,555 --> 00:01:10,656 - I can't believe you guys 38 00:01:10,756 --> 00:01:11,778 are playing favorites like this. 39 00:01:11,878 --> 00:01:13,380 You haven't visited Sarah's place 40 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:14,701 or my place in ages. 41 00:01:14,801 --> 00:01:15,903 - Yeah, and it's so important for you 42 00:01:16,003 --> 00:01:17,505 to spend time with the kids right now. 43 00:01:17,605 --> 00:01:18,907 I mean, especially after last year. 44 00:01:19,007 --> 00:01:20,589 - Admit it, you just love hanging out 45 00:01:20,689 --> 00:01:21,991 in this gigantic house. 46 00:01:22,091 --> 00:01:22,892 It's like a vacation for you guys. 47 00:01:22,972 --> 00:01:23,953 - That's not fair. 48 00:01:24,053 --> 00:01:25,115 - Fresh mimosa? 49 00:01:25,215 --> 00:01:28,238 - Oh! Gracias, Lupe. 50 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:29,840 - De nada. 51 00:01:29,940 --> 00:01:31,483 - Look, we're not playing favorites. 52 00:01:31,583 --> 00:01:33,565 I've never once thought about the size of this house 53 00:01:33,665 --> 00:01:36,048 or this--this spectacular view 54 00:01:36,148 --> 00:01:38,692 that helps you forget all your cares. 55 00:01:38,792 --> 00:01:40,414 - The only reason we're babysitting Gretchen 56 00:01:40,514 --> 00:01:42,857 is because Connor is extra busy. 57 00:01:42,957 --> 00:01:44,259 He's buying an incubator. 58 00:01:44,359 --> 00:01:46,261 - Mom, do you even know what that is? 59 00:01:46,361 --> 00:01:47,623 - Something with eggs. 60 00:01:47,723 --> 00:01:49,585 - All right, who needs a mimosa? 61 00:01:49,685 --> 00:01:51,307 Tom, Sarah, mimose? 62 00:01:51,407 --> 00:01:52,789 - Connor, how often have they been visiting you? 63 00:01:52,889 --> 00:01:54,752 - [trills lips] 64 00:01:54,852 --> 00:01:55,953 Um... 65 00:01:56,053 --> 00:01:59,838 Definitely not before today. 66 00:01:59,938 --> 00:02:02,682 - Marshall, these are your pants from last week. 67 00:02:02,782 --> 00:02:04,965 - Oh! - Got the chocolate out. 68 00:02:05,065 --> 00:02:06,767 - Thank you, Lupe. Perfect. 69 00:02:06,867 --> 00:02:08,850 - Mm-hmm. 70 00:02:08,950 --> 00:02:11,493 She made a ganache. It's this... 71 00:02:11,593 --> 00:02:13,135 It's just whipped filling of chocolate and-- 72 00:02:13,235 --> 00:02:14,697 - Thanks for the info, Dad. 73 00:02:14,797 --> 00:02:17,861 - I know that Connor is going through an adjustment, 74 00:02:17,961 --> 00:02:19,743 but this is not fair. 75 00:02:19,843 --> 00:02:21,305 Our kids wanna see their grandparents too. 76 00:02:21,405 --> 00:02:23,108 - Guys, Gretchen needs 77 00:02:23,208 --> 00:02:25,110 extra attention right now, okay? 78 00:02:25,210 --> 00:02:26,912 If you want more grandparent time, 79 00:02:27,012 --> 00:02:28,594 maybe you should divorce your wives too. 80 00:02:28,694 --> 00:02:29,836 - Super helpful. - Great advice. 81 00:02:29,936 --> 00:02:31,198 - Thank you. 82 00:02:31,298 --> 00:02:32,559 - But you take them on vacation. 83 00:02:32,659 --> 00:02:34,902 Your childhood bedroom is basically a shrine. 84 00:02:35,223 --> 00:02:36,725 Let's face it, you've always been the favorite. 85 00:02:36,825 --> 00:02:38,166 - That's not true. Is that true? 86 00:02:38,266 --> 00:02:39,488 - No. Not true. 87 00:02:39,588 --> 00:02:40,930 - It shifts around. 88 00:02:41,030 --> 00:02:42,532 - You wanna talk favorites? 89 00:02:42,632 --> 00:02:43,793 How about when they missed my wrestling match 90 00:02:43,874 --> 00:02:44,775 for your debate club? 91 00:02:44,875 --> 00:02:46,177 - I wasn't in debate. 92 00:02:46,277 --> 00:02:48,459 That's for nerds. 93 00:02:48,559 --> 00:02:50,142 It was the academic quiz bowl. 94 00:02:50,242 --> 00:02:52,064 - And Sarah, how about when you were 17, 95 00:02:52,164 --> 00:02:54,107 and they let you go on that vacation to Colorado? 96 00:02:54,207 --> 00:02:56,269 - You mean my inpatient anxiety treatment? 97 00:02:56,369 --> 00:02:57,711 - You told me she was snowboarding. 98 00:02:57,811 --> 00:02:59,073 - I didn't want you to worry. 99 00:02:59,173 --> 00:03:01,195 You were so young and adorable. 100 00:03:01,295 --> 00:03:03,739 - Hey, remember how he used to say "skissors"? 101 00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:06,082 - "Rock paper skissors!" 102 00:03:06,182 --> 00:03:08,204 - [playfully] Stop! Stop! 103 00:03:08,304 --> 00:03:11,368 - Aww, sorry, you two are upset. 104 00:03:11,468 --> 00:03:13,571 Look, let's balance the scales, all right? 105 00:03:13,671 --> 00:03:15,053 Let's go to your places right now. 106 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:16,535 We'll make a day of it, right? 107 00:03:16,635 --> 00:03:18,577 - Really? Yeah, Camila would love that. 108 00:03:18,677 --> 00:03:20,620 - Perfect! Grandparent time for all! 109 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:21,861 - Okay. - Great. 110 00:03:21,961 --> 00:03:23,824 - You okay with this, skissors? 111 00:03:23,924 --> 00:03:26,587 - I mean, no, but fine. 112 00:03:26,687 --> 00:03:28,109 - I get Mom. - Sure. 113 00:03:28,209 --> 00:03:30,192 Okay, Mom, Dad, do you guys mind splitting up? 114 00:03:30,292 --> 00:03:31,754 - Oh. - Well, well... 115 00:03:31,854 --> 00:03:33,917 We've had our ups and downs, but I mean, we-- 116 00:03:34,017 --> 00:03:35,358 - You get to a certain age, 117 00:03:35,458 --> 00:03:36,880 and then you just decide to stick with it. 118 00:03:36,980 --> 00:03:38,002 - Guys, that's not what I'm-- 119 00:03:38,102 --> 00:03:40,445 - Wait, Gramma and Grandpa are divorcing too? 120 00:03:40,545 --> 00:03:42,207 - No, no. - No, sweetie. 121 00:03:42,307 --> 00:03:43,849 - I'm sending you the therapy bill. 122 00:03:43,949 --> 00:03:45,171 - Yeah. - And you get the laptop. 123 00:03:45,271 --> 00:03:47,634 - Yes! - Oh, damn it. 124 00:03:49,116 --> 00:03:50,217 - "A Wrinkle in Time"? 125 00:03:50,317 --> 00:03:51,579 - "Harry Potter"! 126 00:03:51,679 --> 00:03:53,101 - It's so great having her here, right? 127 00:03:53,201 --> 00:03:55,384 - Totally. For now. 128 00:03:55,484 --> 00:03:56,826 - What do you mean? 129 00:03:56,926 --> 00:03:58,347 The kids love her. It's grandma time! 130 00:03:58,447 --> 00:03:59,629 - It's not the kids I'm worried about. 131 00:03:59,729 --> 00:04:01,351 You and your mom have a 90-minute window. 132 00:04:01,451 --> 00:04:03,354 You get along great for 90 minutes, 133 00:04:03,454 --> 00:04:05,156 and then you start to argue and get on each other's nerves. 134 00:04:05,256 --> 00:04:07,239 - That is not true. 135 00:04:07,339 --> 00:04:08,801 How long has it been? - Hour twenty. 136 00:04:08,901 --> 00:04:10,122 - Oh. 137 00:04:10,222 --> 00:04:11,444 - It releases insulin 138 00:04:11,544 --> 00:04:14,107 when your blood sugar gets too high. 139 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:20,615 And that is how an artificial pancreas works. 140 00:04:20,715 --> 00:04:22,498 - I guess this counts as playing. 141 00:04:22,598 --> 00:04:24,621 - Well, I mean, he's having fun. 142 00:04:24,721 --> 00:04:26,182 - Say, Grandpa, why don't you try 143 00:04:26,282 --> 00:04:27,384 a round of peek-a-boo? 144 00:04:27,484 --> 00:04:28,626 - I don't wanna mess with their sense 145 00:04:28,726 --> 00:04:29,747 of object permanence. 146 00:04:29,847 --> 00:04:30,908 - Dad... 147 00:04:31,008 --> 00:04:32,510 - Oh, "Where The Wild Things Are"! 148 00:04:32,610 --> 00:04:35,154 - Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding! Shamiah, you win $10! 149 00:04:35,254 --> 00:04:37,477 - Oh, Mom, love the gesture, 150 00:04:37,577 --> 00:04:39,119 but just a heads-up: 151 00:04:39,219 --> 00:04:41,121 we actually donate a third of the kids' allowance 152 00:04:41,221 --> 00:04:42,643 to causes that they care about, 153 00:04:42,743 --> 00:04:44,646 you know, renewable energy, turtle rescue. 154 00:04:44,746 --> 00:04:46,728 - That's fine, but this isn't allowance money. 155 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:48,731 This is grandma bucks! [laughs] 156 00:04:48,831 --> 00:04:50,773 [kids cheer] 157 00:04:50,873 --> 00:04:52,896 - Mom, I can't believe that-- 158 00:04:52,996 --> 00:04:54,899 I can't believe 159 00:04:54,999 --> 00:04:56,821 how much fun the kids are having with you. 160 00:04:56,921 --> 00:04:58,924 - Well, thank you, Sarah. 161 00:04:59,284 --> 00:05:00,906 - I mean, I wanna be wrong. 162 00:05:01,006 --> 00:05:02,869 - Hey, Marina, what percentile 163 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,351 head circumference are they? 164 00:05:04,451 --> 00:05:06,393 I'm guessing Es-ta-ban's a couple of points bigger. 165 00:05:06,493 --> 00:05:07,715 - Esteban. 166 00:05:07,815 --> 00:05:09,157 - Sorry, what did I say? 167 00:05:09,257 --> 00:05:10,799 - Also, you're pointing at Alejandro. 168 00:05:10,899 --> 00:05:12,921 - You sure? 'Cause I'm really getting 169 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:15,885 an Ees-ta-ban vibe from this one. 170 00:05:15,985 --> 00:05:17,006 - You know, Sarah, this place would feel 171 00:05:17,106 --> 00:05:18,168 a lot less cramped 172 00:05:18,268 --> 00:05:19,770 if you would put some of this stuff away. 173 00:05:19,870 --> 00:05:22,453 - Okay, well, I do, but-- 174 00:05:22,553 --> 00:05:23,855 - You were always the messy one. 175 00:05:23,955 --> 00:05:26,198 - And you always reminded me. 176 00:05:26,919 --> 00:05:30,063 I wonder if Tom and Marina are having this much "fun" 177 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,165 with Dad. [hushed] Please stop that. 178 00:05:32,806 --> 00:05:34,669 - Guys, can I watch the game in your room? 179 00:05:34,769 --> 00:05:35,790 - Yeah, if you're here now, 180 00:05:35,890 --> 00:05:36,992 why don't you play a game with Camila? 181 00:05:37,092 --> 00:05:38,473 - Ah, way ahead of ya. 182 00:05:38,573 --> 00:05:40,276 I already have set her up for online poker. 183 00:05:40,376 --> 00:05:41,678 - Love you, Grandpa! 184 00:05:41,778 --> 00:05:43,480 - Love you too, baby. Hey, don't go all-in 185 00:05:43,580 --> 00:05:45,683 unless you got the nuts, sweetheart. 186 00:05:45,783 --> 00:05:47,325 - You can't do "Black Lives Matter" 187 00:05:47,425 --> 00:05:49,167 in charades! It is offensive! 188 00:05:49,267 --> 00:05:50,609 - How is that offensive? 189 00:05:50,709 --> 00:05:51,850 - Why the trumpet? 190 00:05:51,950 --> 00:05:53,132 - Because Louis Armstrong was Black! 191 00:05:53,232 --> 00:05:54,293 - Oh, my God, Mom. 192 00:05:54,393 --> 00:05:56,416 - Stop criticizing Grandma! 193 00:05:56,516 --> 00:05:58,018 Tell us who else was Black. 194 00:05:58,118 --> 00:06:00,501 - If you need me, I'll be on your bed. 195 00:06:00,601 --> 00:06:02,023 - And if you need me, 196 00:06:02,123 --> 00:06:04,606 I will listening to a podcast about murder. 197 00:06:05,367 --> 00:06:07,530 - 90 minutes on the dot. I should write a book. 198 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:11,715 - What up? 199 00:06:11,815 --> 00:06:13,598 - Hey, how's it going with Dad? 200 00:06:13,698 --> 00:06:16,722 - It's great. It's... so great. 201 00:06:16,822 --> 00:06:18,163 We're having the best time. 202 00:06:18,263 --> 00:06:21,127 - I can't help you if you keep crying like this. 203 00:06:21,227 --> 00:06:22,409 - How's it going with Mom? 204 00:06:22,509 --> 00:06:24,572 - Sarah, were these walls painted this color 205 00:06:24,672 --> 00:06:27,075 when you moved in? I can't picture choosing it. 206 00:06:28,356 --> 00:06:30,579 - She's so good with the kids. 207 00:06:30,679 --> 00:06:31,981 - Totally. It's like, grandparent time 208 00:06:32,081 --> 00:06:33,623 is the best, right? 209 00:06:33,723 --> 00:06:36,146 - Speaking of, Camila deserves some grandma time, 210 00:06:36,246 --> 00:06:38,349 so I thought I could drop her off at your place. 211 00:06:38,449 --> 00:06:40,512 - Oh, okay, you know, 212 00:06:40,612 --> 00:06:42,794 actually, I was thinking we could bring Dad to you. 213 00:06:42,894 --> 00:06:44,136 You know, he could do some science experiments 214 00:06:44,216 --> 00:06:46,759 with Kelvin and Shamiah. That'd be fun, right? 215 00:06:46,859 --> 00:06:47,961 Well, you're trying to pass her off on me. 216 00:06:48,061 --> 00:06:49,883 - You're trying to pass him off on me 217 00:06:49,983 --> 00:06:51,325 Okay, fine, 218 00:06:51,425 --> 00:06:52,967 Mom is starting to annoy me a little bit. 219 00:06:53,067 --> 00:06:54,329 - Dad's supposed to be taking care of the kids, 220 00:06:54,429 --> 00:06:56,852 but we're taking care of him. 221 00:06:56,952 --> 00:06:58,654 We were so jealous that Connor was the favorite, 222 00:06:58,754 --> 00:07:01,378 we forgot what it's actually like when Mom and Dad visit. 223 00:07:01,478 --> 00:07:03,220 [cell phone buzzes] Oh, and here's 224 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:04,622 their favorite child now. hang on. 225 00:07:04,722 --> 00:07:05,783 - Hey. 226 00:07:05,883 --> 00:07:07,025 How's it going with Mom and Dad? 227 00:07:07,125 --> 00:07:09,148 - It's, like, the best. 228 00:07:09,248 --> 00:07:10,670 - My heart is so full. 229 00:07:10,770 --> 00:07:12,552 - Good. Then you're gonna love this. 230 00:07:12,652 --> 00:07:15,355 So I felt bad about hogging all the grandparent time. 231 00:07:15,455 --> 00:07:16,837 So I was thinking, you know, 232 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,479 we're all together in the Bay Area now. 233 00:07:18,579 --> 00:07:20,722 We love it when Mom and Dad drive in to visit, 234 00:07:20,822 --> 00:07:22,645 but it's two hours both ways. 235 00:07:22,745 --> 00:07:25,248 So what if I buy them a little place in the city? 236 00:07:25,348 --> 00:07:26,610 - I'm sorry, what's happening? 237 00:07:26,710 --> 00:07:28,372 - Wait, like, buy them an apartment? 238 00:07:28,472 --> 00:07:30,374 - Yeah, right between all three of us. 239 00:07:30,474 --> 00:07:31,616 - What an amazing thing 240 00:07:31,716 --> 00:07:33,178 to propose in front of everyone. 241 00:07:33,278 --> 00:07:34,339 - You would do that? 242 00:07:34,439 --> 00:07:36,262 - That's our Conny! 243 00:07:36,362 --> 00:07:37,904 - Yes, so I found the perfect place 244 00:07:38,004 --> 00:07:39,426 that just came on the market. 245 00:07:39,526 --> 00:07:41,188 But this is San Francisco real estate, hombres. 246 00:07:41,288 --> 00:07:42,710 Okay? We gotta act fast. 247 00:07:42,810 --> 00:07:44,873 - So Mom and Dad would, like... 248 00:07:44,973 --> 00:07:46,875 v-v--like, visit more? 249 00:07:46,975 --> 00:07:48,517 - No, it wouldn't be visiting, Tommy. 250 00:07:48,617 --> 00:07:49,959 We'd live here. 251 00:07:50,059 --> 00:07:52,362 - It'd be grandparent time all the time. 252 00:07:52,462 --> 00:07:53,724 [laughs] 253 00:07:53,824 --> 00:07:55,826 [baby whines] 254 00:07:58,189 --> 00:07:59,131 - Ta-da! - Oh, it's wonderful. 255 00:07:59,231 --> 00:08:00,492 And there's even a breakfast nook. 256 00:08:00,592 --> 00:08:02,455 - Oh, your mother loves her nooks. 257 00:08:02,555 --> 00:08:06,220 - I must have inherited that, because I, too, love a nook. 258 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:07,902 - It's like a dream, isn't it? 259 00:08:08,002 --> 00:08:09,464 Having your parents so close by. 260 00:08:09,564 --> 00:08:11,226 - It's like--yes, 261 00:08:11,326 --> 00:08:12,588 it's like I can't believe this is happening. 262 00:08:12,688 --> 00:08:14,390 - Yes, it's, like, "Ah, wake up." 263 00:08:14,490 --> 00:08:16,272 - I mean, we would practically be neighbors. 264 00:08:16,372 --> 00:08:18,355 - But you'd still keep the place in Sacramento, right? 265 00:08:18,455 --> 00:08:19,596 - Why would we when we can be 266 00:08:19,696 --> 00:08:20,998 with you guys all the time? 267 00:08:21,098 --> 00:08:23,121 - You'd sell our childhood home? 268 00:08:23,221 --> 00:08:25,684 - So many good memories there... I assume. 269 00:08:25,784 --> 00:08:27,566 - Well, there was some bad ones. 270 00:08:27,666 --> 00:08:30,130 Super Bowl XLVII, Niners lost to the Ravens. 271 00:08:30,230 --> 00:08:34,074 It was tough for me to go back in the TV room ever since. 272 00:08:34,795 --> 00:08:36,538 - So what do you say, lock it down? 273 00:08:36,638 --> 00:08:38,140 - Well, it's so nice. 274 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:40,983 But these hardwood floors are just--whoa. 275 00:08:41,083 --> 00:08:42,585 They are so slippery. 276 00:08:42,685 --> 00:08:44,267 I mean, Mom, with your smooth feet-- 277 00:08:44,367 --> 00:08:46,430 - Hey, that's why I married her. 278 00:08:46,530 --> 00:08:47,832 - What? 279 00:08:47,932 --> 00:08:49,154 - The only defect about this place 280 00:08:49,254 --> 00:08:50,916 is that it is too adorable. 281 00:08:51,016 --> 00:08:52,958 - Yeah, guys, what is the concern? 282 00:08:53,058 --> 00:08:55,001 People are putting in offers as we speak. 283 00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:57,084 - I guess it's because they don't know the truth 284 00:08:57,184 --> 00:08:59,607 about this building. I heard it on a podcast. 285 00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:03,572 This place... it's the site of the Kasendorf Murders. 286 00:09:03,672 --> 00:09:05,014 - What? 287 00:09:05,114 --> 00:09:07,737 - No, no, no, no, there were no murders here. 288 00:09:07,837 --> 00:09:10,100 - Oh, yeah, I felt, like, a negative energy 289 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:12,423 when we walked in here, and that explains it. 290 00:09:12,523 --> 00:09:15,427 - Yep. Triple killing, 1968. 291 00:09:15,527 --> 00:09:17,189 - This place was built in 1975. 292 00:09:17,289 --> 00:09:18,831 - That's the creepiest part. 293 00:09:18,931 --> 00:09:21,634 - But hold on, hold on. 294 00:09:21,734 --> 00:09:23,437 Don't we get a discount for that kind of thing? 295 00:09:23,537 --> 00:09:24,798 - Okay. 296 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,201 Let's be clear. No murders. 297 00:09:27,301 --> 00:09:29,284 Lots of interest for other buyers, though. 298 00:09:29,384 --> 00:09:30,966 - Whoa, pressure tactics much? 299 00:09:31,066 --> 00:09:32,248 This one's a shark. 300 00:09:32,348 --> 00:09:33,970 - Guys, I say we put in a bid, 301 00:09:34,070 --> 00:09:35,732 no matter how many people got murdered here. 302 00:09:35,832 --> 00:09:38,255 - Great! No murders, but great! 303 00:09:38,355 --> 00:09:39,737 - Could we see the bedroom? 304 00:09:39,837 --> 00:09:43,302 I need, like, six or seven wall outlets available. 305 00:09:43,402 --> 00:09:44,583 - Okay. 306 00:09:44,683 --> 00:09:46,686 This way, please. No murders. 307 00:09:48,528 --> 00:09:49,870 - Okay. What is going on? 308 00:09:49,970 --> 00:09:51,031 This place is perfect for them. 309 00:09:51,131 --> 00:09:53,274 - It is. And... 310 00:09:53,374 --> 00:09:54,636 God it'd be great for Mom and Dad 311 00:09:54,736 --> 00:10:01,244 to live much, much closer. But-- 312 00:10:01,344 --> 00:10:03,367 - Yes, but. - Definitely a "but." 313 00:10:03,467 --> 00:10:06,050 - Here's the thing, I love ice cream. 314 00:10:06,150 --> 00:10:07,652 You know, I'm--I'm like an ice cream guy... 315 00:10:07,752 --> 00:10:09,014 - Who doesn't love ice cream? 316 00:10:09,114 --> 00:10:12,579 - But if I had ice cream all day, every day, 317 00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:14,060 it might that after a while, 318 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:17,865 ice cream gets a little irritating. 319 00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:19,187 - It would make you sick. - Yeah. 320 00:10:19,287 --> 00:10:20,328 And I don't wanna get sick from ice cream. 321 00:10:20,408 --> 00:10:22,231 I wanna love ice cream, you know, 322 00:10:22,331 --> 00:10:23,673 in moderation. 323 00:10:23,773 --> 00:10:25,675 - What are you talking about? 324 00:10:25,775 --> 00:10:27,237 There's no such thing as too much ice cream. 325 00:10:27,337 --> 00:10:28,679 - Connor, it's not about the ice cream. 326 00:10:28,779 --> 00:10:30,081 - In college, I, one time, ate 327 00:10:30,181 --> 00:10:32,404 16 pints of ice cream in one night. 328 00:10:32,504 --> 00:10:34,366 - For, like, a fraternity thing? 329 00:10:34,466 --> 00:10:35,728 - What? 330 00:10:35,828 --> 00:10:37,730 - Okay. The point is, we should visit 331 00:10:37,830 --> 00:10:39,573 Mom and Dad more, and they should visit us more. 332 00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:41,095 But if they live here, 333 00:10:41,195 --> 00:10:42,697 that would cause more problems than it solves. 334 00:10:42,797 --> 00:10:45,180 - But then they could visit us all equally. 335 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:46,862 And you guys wouldn't think I'm the favorite. 336 00:10:46,962 --> 00:10:48,464 - Oh, come on, man, you don't think 337 00:10:48,564 --> 00:10:49,826 if you buy them this apartment, 338 00:10:49,926 --> 00:10:51,428 it's gonna make them favor you even more? 339 00:10:51,528 --> 00:10:52,829 You always do this. 340 00:10:52,929 --> 00:10:53,810 You're buying them all this stuff-- 341 00:10:53,891 --> 00:10:54,952 you're buying their love. 342 00:10:55,052 --> 00:10:57,054 - Well, how else am I supposed to get it? 343 00:11:00,939 --> 00:11:02,201 Of course I have to buy their love. 344 00:11:02,301 --> 00:11:04,003 I don't have your skills, Tom. 345 00:11:04,103 --> 00:11:05,605 I've never won a Pulitzer. 346 00:11:05,705 --> 00:11:08,209 - Well, I mean, it was a special citation 347 00:11:08,309 --> 00:11:11,172 from the Minnesota Book Critics Association. 348 00:11:11,272 --> 00:11:12,494 - The only thing I've written 349 00:11:12,594 --> 00:11:14,597 is a Reddit thread about stonks. 350 00:11:15,237 --> 00:11:17,621 And Sarah, you're like the perfect daughter. 351 00:11:17,721 --> 00:11:20,024 You're always, like, volunteering and doing work 352 00:11:20,124 --> 00:11:21,465 that actually helps the community, 353 00:11:21,565 --> 00:11:24,629 while I, occasionally, am harming it. 354 00:11:24,729 --> 00:11:26,552 - You're exaggerating. - No, seriously. 355 00:11:26,652 --> 00:11:28,034 I once invested in a startup 356 00:11:28,134 --> 00:11:30,036 that helped people bedazzle their assault weapons. 357 00:11:30,136 --> 00:11:31,798 And one of my companies in Latvia 358 00:11:31,898 --> 00:11:33,480 does, like, really shady stuff. 359 00:11:33,580 --> 00:11:35,884 Even I was like, "Can we do this?" 360 00:11:35,984 --> 00:11:37,325 - Probably shouldn't be telling us this. 361 00:11:37,425 --> 00:11:40,329 - So yes, of course, I have to buy their love. 362 00:11:40,429 --> 00:11:42,211 You guys make them proud. 363 00:11:42,311 --> 00:11:44,134 I make them reservations and mimosas. 364 00:11:44,234 --> 00:11:46,217 - Connor, they would love you even if you were poor. 365 00:11:46,317 --> 00:11:48,660 - Ew, don't say that. 366 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:50,262 I thought this would make you guys feel better, 367 00:11:50,362 --> 00:11:53,345 but in hindsight, I can see how, you know, 368 00:11:53,445 --> 00:11:55,708 buying them an apartment with a freaking sweet nook 369 00:11:55,808 --> 00:11:58,152 would only make you feel worse. 370 00:11:58,252 --> 00:12:00,034 - The nook is off the hook. 371 00:12:00,134 --> 00:12:01,556 - I just--I got a little carried away. 372 00:12:01,656 --> 00:12:02,797 So I'll go call it off. 373 00:12:02,897 --> 00:12:04,399 And maybe you're right, you know? 374 00:12:04,499 --> 00:12:05,801 Maybe there's an upside 375 00:12:05,901 --> 00:12:07,483 to having a little bit of distance. 376 00:12:07,583 --> 00:12:08,645 - Connor, if we'd live here, 377 00:12:08,745 --> 00:12:10,087 we could help you find a new girlfriend! 378 00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:12,249 - Yeah, I'll be your wingman! 379 00:12:12,349 --> 00:12:13,851 - Yep, distance is good. 380 00:12:13,951 --> 00:12:15,173 - [sighs] This has turned 381 00:12:15,273 --> 00:12:17,556 into a wonderful surprise. 382 00:12:18,076 --> 00:12:20,259 Moving to the city was not on my bingo card. 383 00:12:20,359 --> 00:12:23,523 - Hey, Conny, you went above and beyond, big guy. 384 00:12:25,486 --> 00:12:26,667 - So what do you think, big guy? 385 00:12:26,767 --> 00:12:29,551 [light awkward music] 386 00:12:29,651 --> 00:12:31,073 ♪ ♪ 387 00:12:31,173 --> 00:12:33,176 - You guys wanna check out the bathroom with me? 388 00:12:34,137 --> 00:12:35,839 - What happened? I thought you were calling it off. 389 00:12:35,939 --> 00:12:37,441 - I can't. They were so excited. 390 00:12:37,541 --> 00:12:39,403 If I bail, I'll be their least favorite. 391 00:12:39,503 --> 00:12:40,765 - Just tell them you're reconsidering 392 00:12:40,865 --> 00:12:42,407 and is actually not that great an apartment. 393 00:12:42,507 --> 00:12:45,571 - Yeah, the bathroom barely fits five people. 394 00:12:45,671 --> 00:12:48,415 - Unless... someone else takes it away from them. 395 00:12:48,515 --> 00:12:49,696 I need the room. 396 00:12:49,796 --> 00:12:50,618 - You can't wait 'til you get home? 397 00:12:50,718 --> 00:12:51,659 - Just go. 398 00:12:51,759 --> 00:12:54,262 [line trilling] 399 00:12:54,362 --> 00:12:55,544 - Well, are you gonna-- - Ow! 400 00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:57,626 - Oh, Jesus. 401 00:12:57,726 --> 00:12:59,228 - Hello? 402 00:12:59,328 --> 00:13:00,350 - [bad Australian accent] 'Allo. 403 00:13:00,450 --> 00:13:01,872 Cheerio, cheerio, yeah. 404 00:13:01,972 --> 00:13:05,076 This is Nigel Brimble-Goggin. 405 00:13:05,176 --> 00:13:07,399 Now, I've seen you have an apartment 406 00:13:07,499 --> 00:13:09,682 I simply must acquire. - Mm-hmm. 407 00:13:09,782 --> 00:13:12,405 - Well, you see, I'm actually new to America, 408 00:13:12,505 --> 00:13:14,087 and I need to find a place to live while I go on holiday. 409 00:13:14,187 --> 00:13:16,250 - I see. Right. 410 00:13:16,350 --> 00:13:19,134 - Money's no object. - Well, I already have a buyer. 411 00:13:19,234 --> 00:13:21,937 - You know, I'm willing to go over the asking price. 412 00:13:22,037 --> 00:13:23,859 - Over the asking price? 413 00:13:23,959 --> 00:13:25,742 - When a Brimble-Goggin sees something he wants, 414 00:13:25,842 --> 00:13:27,063 he's gotta have it. 415 00:13:27,163 --> 00:13:28,986 - That does not sound good. 416 00:13:29,086 --> 00:13:31,309 - Well, maybe it's a blessing in disguise. 417 00:13:31,409 --> 00:13:33,792 - Yeah, you don't wanna live inside a murder building, 418 00:13:33,892 --> 00:13:35,674 especially if the victims were found inside the walls. 419 00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:37,757 - Whoo, too far, too far. - They need to know. 420 00:13:37,857 --> 00:13:39,599 - So we have another bidder. 421 00:13:39,699 --> 00:13:40,801 And he's quite aggressive. 422 00:13:40,901 --> 00:13:42,683 - Aw, fudge! - Oh, dear. 423 00:13:42,783 --> 00:13:45,126 - San Francisco real estate, the worst. 424 00:13:45,226 --> 00:13:46,528 - I was just checking out the tiles. 425 00:13:46,628 --> 00:13:48,450 Did some unexpected event just take place? 426 00:13:48,550 --> 00:13:50,893 - Connor, we may not be moving. 427 00:13:50,993 --> 00:13:52,576 There is another bidder. - No! 428 00:13:52,676 --> 00:13:54,138 - Yeah, from a very pushy man. 429 00:13:54,238 --> 00:13:56,661 New Zealand? I can't place his accent. 430 00:13:56,761 --> 00:13:58,022 - Yeah, probably British. 431 00:13:58,122 --> 00:13:59,104 - I don't think so. 432 00:13:59,204 --> 00:14:00,185 - Maybe like a South London 433 00:14:00,285 --> 00:14:01,627 kind of vibe? 434 00:14:01,727 --> 00:14:03,229 - Notting Hill? - No. 435 00:14:03,329 --> 00:14:04,310 - Yeah, he's probably Scottish. 436 00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:05,512 I think that's British, too, right? 437 00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,354 - Marshall, I need that nook. 438 00:14:07,454 --> 00:14:10,078 - Okay, sweetie. What do you think, Conny? 439 00:14:10,178 --> 00:14:11,680 Let's show this kiwi who's boss. 440 00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:15,124 Let's take what he's asking, raise him five large. 441 00:14:15,224 --> 00:14:18,088 [lightly tense music] 442 00:14:18,188 --> 00:14:21,011 ♪ ♪ 443 00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:25,057 - The truth is... 444 00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:26,458 I gotta call his bluff! 445 00:14:26,558 --> 00:14:28,140 [laughter] 446 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:29,782 - Yes. - Yes. 447 00:14:29,882 --> 00:14:32,486 I will tell Mr. Brimble-Goggin that he has been outbid. 448 00:14:33,086 --> 00:14:34,268 - "Brimble-Goggin"? 449 00:14:34,368 --> 00:14:35,630 - He sounds British to me. 450 00:14:35,730 --> 00:14:36,551 - Hey, can I talk to you for a sec? 451 00:14:36,651 --> 00:14:37,833 - Yeah. 452 00:14:37,933 --> 00:14:39,515 - What's going on, man? 453 00:14:39,615 --> 00:14:40,916 - I was trying to buy it out from under myself. 454 00:14:41,016 --> 00:14:43,440 But I can't just give up in front of Mom and Dad. 455 00:14:43,540 --> 00:14:44,962 I gotta make it look like 456 00:14:45,062 --> 00:14:47,064 I'm putting up a fight against the other guy. 457 00:14:47,905 --> 00:14:49,047 - You are the other guy! 458 00:14:49,147 --> 00:14:50,529 - Mm-hmm, and this negotiation 459 00:14:50,629 --> 00:14:52,411 is about to get real interesting. 460 00:14:52,511 --> 00:14:53,572 - Excuse me. 461 00:14:53,672 --> 00:14:55,535 I gotta go do more bathroom stuff. 462 00:14:55,635 --> 00:14:58,298 - When Conny has to go, he really has to go. 463 00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,940 - Yeah, he gets it from me. 464 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:02,483 One clam, I am done-zo. 465 00:15:03,605 --> 00:15:05,147 - Oh, crikey! 466 00:15:05,247 --> 00:15:07,430 Well, if that's the case, 467 00:15:07,530 --> 00:15:09,913 I guess I must raise my bid as well! 468 00:15:10,013 --> 00:15:12,156 I simply must own that apartment, 469 00:15:12,256 --> 00:15:14,278 which is what we here in South Kensington 470 00:15:14,378 --> 00:15:16,882 call a "flat." 471 00:15:16,982 --> 00:15:18,163 - Gee, I hope this works out. 472 00:15:18,263 --> 00:15:19,405 - Yeah. - It's a great idea 473 00:15:19,505 --> 00:15:20,767 from Connor. - Yeah. 474 00:15:20,867 --> 00:15:22,289 - Another great idea from Connor. 475 00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:25,132 - Oh, Tommy, who cares whose idea it was? 476 00:15:25,232 --> 00:15:26,814 This could be a wonderful place. 477 00:15:26,914 --> 00:15:28,136 The kids could sleep over. 478 00:15:28,236 --> 00:15:30,299 We can put their artwork on that wall over there, 479 00:15:30,399 --> 00:15:31,901 like Shamiah's watercolors. 480 00:15:32,001 --> 00:15:33,062 - Aw, Mom. 481 00:15:33,162 --> 00:15:35,866 - Tommy, I'm thinking... 482 00:15:35,966 --> 00:15:37,348 we could use the top shelf 483 00:15:37,448 --> 00:15:39,991 on these built-ins to display all your novels. 484 00:15:40,091 --> 00:15:41,633 - Really? - Yeah. 485 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,475 And then, down here, we'd put John Grisham. 486 00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:46,199 - You'd put me above Grisham? 487 00:15:46,299 --> 00:15:49,082 - Absolutely. Mur and I are so proud of you. 488 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,804 - I brag about you on Facebook. 489 00:15:50,904 --> 00:15:52,927 There's a special emoji for books. 490 00:15:53,027 --> 00:15:54,249 It's like a little pile of books. 491 00:15:54,349 --> 00:15:56,171 - Yeah, and you too, Sarah. 492 00:15:56,271 --> 00:15:57,693 You have got such a great heart. 493 00:15:57,793 --> 00:15:59,255 - Yeah. 494 00:15:59,355 --> 00:16:01,618 - I have no idea where that came from. 495 00:16:01,718 --> 00:16:04,542 I, myself, have not volunteered since Hands Across America. 496 00:16:04,642 --> 00:16:05,743 - That's right. 497 00:16:05,843 --> 00:16:07,866 - Wow, we always just assumed 498 00:16:07,966 --> 00:16:09,508 that Connor was the favorite. 499 00:16:09,608 --> 00:16:11,551 - Yeah, he's got all the money, you know, he's the baby. 500 00:16:11,651 --> 00:16:13,473 I mean, how can we compete with that? 501 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:14,875 - Well, he is the baby. 502 00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:17,118 But that only means he needs us more. 503 00:16:17,218 --> 00:16:19,080 We love all of you equally. 504 00:16:19,180 --> 00:16:20,682 And that goes for you two as well. 505 00:16:20,782 --> 00:16:21,924 - Oh. - We are delighted 506 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:23,886 to have you both as daughters-in-law. 507 00:16:23,986 --> 00:16:26,069 - Well, thank you, Dad. 508 00:16:27,390 --> 00:16:29,333 - And I am very proud 509 00:16:29,433 --> 00:16:31,255 to share the Hayworth name with you both. 510 00:16:31,355 --> 00:16:33,739 - That is so sweet, honestly. 511 00:16:33,839 --> 00:16:36,302 But you know, Sarah and I created our own last name. 512 00:16:36,402 --> 00:16:38,224 - Yeah, I don't understand that, so... 513 00:16:38,324 --> 00:16:40,187 Okay, bring it in. Come on. 514 00:16:40,287 --> 00:16:41,548 Ah! - Oh! 515 00:16:41,648 --> 00:16:42,750 - Okay. 516 00:16:42,850 --> 00:16:44,112 Come on, everybody. 517 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:46,755 - Yeah. [laughter] 518 00:16:46,855 --> 00:16:49,198 - Oh, that feels good. 519 00:16:49,298 --> 00:16:51,201 - Yeah. Let's check on Rachel, 520 00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:53,403 see what's going on. 521 00:16:53,503 --> 00:16:55,506 - [softly] Okay. 522 00:16:56,787 --> 00:16:58,089 - So-- - Yeah... 523 00:16:58,189 --> 00:17:00,292 - I mean... - Yeah... 524 00:17:00,392 --> 00:17:01,814 - I told you guys 525 00:17:01,914 --> 00:17:02,915 it might be a good idea to have them closer. 526 00:17:02,995 --> 00:17:04,097 - Oh, please. - You were just as much 527 00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:05,899 a part of this as we were. Please. 528 00:17:05,999 --> 00:17:07,301 - You know what? The kids would love it, 529 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:10,124 and we might like it too. 530 00:17:12,848 --> 00:17:14,310 - Oh my god, Connor! 531 00:17:14,410 --> 00:17:16,152 - Hey, Connor? Buddy? 532 00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:17,834 Are you almost done in there? 533 00:17:17,934 --> 00:17:19,236 - Almost! 534 00:17:19,336 --> 00:17:20,798 - No really, whatever you're doing in there, 535 00:17:20,898 --> 00:17:22,560 you need to hit pause, okay? 536 00:17:22,660 --> 00:17:24,883 - Just one second! I'm actually using it now! 537 00:17:24,983 --> 00:17:27,086 [toilet flushes] 538 00:17:27,186 --> 00:17:28,407 - So it's over? 539 00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:29,769 - I'm so sorry. 540 00:17:29,869 --> 00:17:31,651 The other buyer wired a down payment. 541 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,133 I think he's Dutch. 542 00:17:33,233 --> 00:17:34,896 - [bad British accent] The loo is all yours, Tom. 543 00:17:34,996 --> 00:17:36,938 - Excuse me, guys. I have to call my office. 544 00:17:37,038 --> 00:17:38,660 I'm so sorry. 545 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:41,664 - Well, this has been a roller coaster kind of a day. 546 00:17:41,764 --> 00:17:43,306 - Yeah. - I'm sorry, Mom. 547 00:17:43,406 --> 00:17:45,409 - Oh, hey, Tommy, it's not your fault. 548 00:17:45,929 --> 00:17:47,932 - Well... 549 00:17:48,372 --> 00:17:49,714 - You guys are doing a really good job 550 00:17:49,814 --> 00:17:50,956 of acting upset. 551 00:17:51,056 --> 00:17:52,237 - We are upset. 552 00:17:52,337 --> 00:17:54,440 - Yeah, wow, very convincing. 553 00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:57,244 - Maybe you could find them another place nearby? 554 00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:59,346 - Yeah, totally. 555 00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:01,048 Why are we still going with this? 556 00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:02,250 What is this, like, a bit? 557 00:18:02,350 --> 00:18:04,212 - Well, I guess we just kind of realized 558 00:18:04,312 --> 00:18:08,258 that we've always got room for ice cream, you know. 559 00:18:08,358 --> 00:18:09,900 - What? 560 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,982 After all this, now you guys love ice cream? 561 00:18:12,082 --> 00:18:14,465 - Okay, we always loved ice cream. 562 00:18:14,565 --> 00:18:16,348 We just lost sight of the whole ice cream picture. 563 00:18:16,448 --> 00:18:17,749 - Look, Connor, we just had 564 00:18:17,849 --> 00:18:19,512 a really heartfelt encounter with ice cream. 565 00:18:19,612 --> 00:18:20,753 - Oh, yeah? 566 00:18:20,853 --> 00:18:21,995 Well, while you guys were out here, 567 00:18:22,095 --> 00:18:24,318 having an emotional breakthrough about ice cream, 568 00:18:24,418 --> 00:18:25,840 I'm in the bathroom 569 00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:28,924 dropping a ridiculous amount of money on cones! 570 00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:31,246 - But here you all go again. 571 00:18:31,346 --> 00:18:33,289 Can you stop arguing for once? 572 00:18:33,389 --> 00:18:34,451 - Mom, this doesn't concern you. 573 00:18:34,551 --> 00:18:36,333 - They keep changing their stance on a dessert. 574 00:18:36,433 --> 00:18:38,776 - Oh, please! - Okay, oh, ho, ho, ho. 575 00:18:38,876 --> 00:18:40,658 Mur, I think it's time we headed on home. 576 00:18:40,758 --> 00:18:41,980 - Yeah, I think it's that time. 577 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,181 - "That time"? What time? 578 00:18:43,281 --> 00:18:44,784 - There comes a time 579 00:18:44,884 --> 00:18:50,230 in which the five of you start to become a lot. 580 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,593 - Oh, us. We're a lot. 581 00:18:52,693 --> 00:18:54,356 - We can be a lot? 582 00:18:54,456 --> 00:18:55,837 - What happened to all that stuff 583 00:18:55,937 --> 00:18:57,199 about being proud of us? 584 00:18:57,299 --> 00:18:58,961 - Well, we are. But, all of this--this-- 585 00:18:59,061 --> 00:19:02,286 - Maybe moving closer together isn't a great idea. 586 00:19:02,386 --> 00:19:03,968 We'll just drive up on the weekends. 587 00:19:04,068 --> 00:19:05,850 - Yeah, let me explain it this way. 588 00:19:05,950 --> 00:19:09,615 I love hamburgers. I'm a big hamburger guy. 589 00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:11,217 But if I had to eat a hamburger-- 590 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,059 - You know what, Dad? Dad, we get it. 591 00:19:13,159 --> 00:19:16,183 - Okay, people, this place is off the market. 592 00:19:16,283 --> 00:19:17,905 You are officially trespassing. 593 00:19:18,005 --> 00:19:21,049 Now, you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. 594 00:19:23,172 --> 00:19:24,514 - I never trusted her. 595 00:19:24,614 --> 00:19:26,196 In the Hayworth family, 596 00:19:26,296 --> 00:19:27,998 everyone liked ice cream. 597 00:19:28,098 --> 00:19:29,880 But they agreed that sometimes, 598 00:19:29,980 --> 00:19:31,242 the best ice cream... 599 00:19:31,342 --> 00:19:33,405 - Like I said, negative energy. 600 00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:34,646 - Is the kind you have to drive 601 00:19:34,746 --> 00:19:35,808 two hours away to get. 602 00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:38,191 - Bollocks. Just lost a lot of quid. 603 00:19:39,632 --> 00:19:42,156 Hey, quid means money, right, in British? 604 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:46,801 - So there were actually no murders in the building? 605 00:19:46,882 --> 00:19:48,784 - I mean, I kind of assume there's been murders 606 00:19:48,884 --> 00:19:50,887 everywhere at some point or another. 607 00:19:52,569 --> 00:19:55,292 - I mean, I am feeling negative energy here. 608 00:19:56,013 --> 00:19:58,076 - [RP accent] Sorry to hear about the flats, old chap. 609 00:19:58,176 --> 00:20:00,679 [normally] Maybe you can find a way to back out of the deal. 610 00:20:00,779 --> 00:20:02,121 - Nah, my Zillow buddy told me 611 00:20:02,221 --> 00:20:03,883 that they're putting in a new development, 612 00:20:03,983 --> 00:20:07,127 like two blocks away, some high-end outdoor mall 613 00:20:07,227 --> 00:20:09,050 with, like, a pan-Asian night market. 614 00:20:09,150 --> 00:20:11,893 So in a year, that place will be worth twice what I paid. 615 00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:13,495 - So we made a huge mistake, 616 00:20:13,595 --> 00:20:14,897 and you're still making a profit. 617 00:20:14,997 --> 00:20:16,459 - Funny how that works, huh? 618 00:20:16,559 --> 00:20:17,981 - Yeah. - Well, I don't know. 619 00:20:18,081 --> 00:20:19,663 Maybe since we came up with the idea, 620 00:20:19,763 --> 00:20:23,187 we could be considered, like, co-financers of the thing? 621 00:20:23,287 --> 00:20:25,230 - Oh, Tom, that's why you gotta put things in writing. 622 00:20:25,330 --> 00:20:26,632 Business 101, man. 623 00:20:26,732 --> 00:20:28,154 - But-- 624 00:20:28,254 --> 00:20:30,256 - [laughs]