1 00:00:06,371 --> 00:00:08,114 - Chapter two. 2 00:00:08,214 --> 00:00:09,716 The Hayworth siblings were settling in 3 00:00:09,816 --> 00:00:10,518 to their new normal. 4 00:00:10,618 --> 00:00:11,840 After being laid off, 5 00:00:11,940 --> 00:00:14,043 Sarah was trying to make use of her time. 6 00:00:14,143 --> 00:00:16,367 Everyone hoped she'd find a new job soon-- 7 00:00:16,467 --> 00:00:18,210 some more than others. 8 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:21,014 For Connor, being a newly separated, single dad 9 00:00:21,114 --> 00:00:23,578 was exhausting. 10 00:00:23,678 --> 00:00:25,461 And thanks to that loan from Connor, 11 00:00:25,561 --> 00:00:27,905 Tom had a financial cushion for a few months, 12 00:00:28,005 --> 00:00:30,469 allowing him to really focus on his novel. 13 00:00:30,569 --> 00:00:32,753 Asking for a loan was awkward. 14 00:00:32,853 --> 00:00:35,036 But it would get really ugly once the whole family learned 15 00:00:35,136 --> 00:00:38,121 that this new book was all about them. 16 00:00:38,221 --> 00:00:40,325 [overlapping chatter] 17 00:00:40,425 --> 00:00:42,047 Now that they all lived nearby, 18 00:00:42,147 --> 00:00:45,052 the siblings decided to host a weekly rotating brunch. 19 00:00:45,152 --> 00:00:46,695 - So first trip to Oakland. 20 00:00:46,795 --> 00:00:48,658 Everything you ever dreamed? - Oh, yeah. 21 00:00:48,758 --> 00:00:49,980 So hip. - Oh? 22 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:52,223 - And your place is so, uh, 23 00:00:52,323 --> 00:00:53,786 so snug. 24 00:00:53,886 --> 00:00:55,028 - "Snug"? - No, no. 25 00:00:55,128 --> 00:00:56,270 I think what Connor's trying to say 26 00:00:56,370 --> 00:00:58,033 is that it's cozy. 27 00:00:58,133 --> 00:00:59,595 - Yeah. Cozy. 28 00:00:59,695 --> 00:01:01,278 Cozy and snug. 29 00:01:01,378 --> 00:01:03,040 - And warm. - Intimate. 30 00:01:03,140 --> 00:01:04,042 - Comfy. - Quaint. 31 00:01:04,142 --> 00:01:05,444 - Okay, it's fine. 32 00:01:05,544 --> 00:01:07,207 The word that you are searching for is "small." 33 00:01:07,307 --> 00:01:09,651 - Oh, I don't think I-- I wouldn't call it small. 34 00:01:09,751 --> 00:01:10,973 - Small? With all this space-- 35 00:01:11,073 --> 00:01:12,015 - Ooh! Oh! 36 00:01:12,115 --> 00:01:14,659 [objects clattering] 37 00:01:14,759 --> 00:01:15,981 [children laughing] 38 00:01:16,081 --> 00:01:17,904 - It's kind of small. 39 00:01:18,004 --> 00:01:19,466 - Yeah, but, you know, it doesn't feel small. 40 00:01:19,566 --> 00:01:21,730 [upbeat music] 41 00:01:24,134 --> 00:01:24,975 - Next weekend, brunch at our place? 42 00:01:25,055 --> 00:01:26,357 I'm making chilaquiles. 43 00:01:26,457 --> 00:01:27,880 Although, hearing myself say that 44 00:01:27,980 --> 00:01:29,642 sounds like a lot of work, so probably not. 45 00:01:29,742 --> 00:01:30,884 - We're not brunching. 46 00:01:30,984 --> 00:01:32,246 Next weekend, we got Spags' wedding. 47 00:01:32,346 --> 00:01:34,170 - Do I have to call him Spags? 48 00:01:34,270 --> 00:01:35,652 - The siblings had grown up across the street 49 00:01:35,752 --> 00:01:38,016 from a kid named Spags. 50 00:01:38,116 --> 00:01:40,059 While Tom tried to be a role model to Connor, 51 00:01:40,159 --> 00:01:42,102 which usually meant doing Connor's homework for him, 52 00:01:42,202 --> 00:01:43,624 Spags connected with Connor 53 00:01:43,724 --> 00:01:46,990 on a more primal level. 54 00:01:47,090 --> 00:01:48,672 Spags also had a crush on Sarah, 55 00:01:48,772 --> 00:01:51,437 and although she hadn't yet realized that she was gay, 56 00:01:51,537 --> 00:01:54,161 he probably helped her along on that journey. 57 00:01:54,261 --> 00:01:56,044 Tom and Sarah never thought he'd amount to much, 58 00:01:56,144 --> 00:01:59,770 but Spags had a ridiculous idea called DrawerD'Oeuvres, 59 00:01:59,870 --> 00:02:01,412 and Connor invested in it, 60 00:02:01,512 --> 00:02:03,496 despite Tom saying it was ridiculous. 61 00:02:03,596 --> 00:02:06,060 But, hey, what did Tom know? Because it was a huge hit. 62 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,624 And Connor added it to his already ridiculous fortune 63 00:02:08,724 --> 00:02:10,827 while Tom could've invested in it, but didn't. 64 00:02:10,927 --> 00:02:12,951 Not that that bothered him. 65 00:02:13,051 --> 00:02:14,313 - Ooh, mommy brain. 66 00:02:14,413 --> 00:02:15,795 That's next weekend? - Yep. 67 00:02:15,895 --> 00:02:18,680 And I'm supposed to give a toast. 68 00:02:18,780 --> 00:02:20,242 Stand up in front of everyone 69 00:02:20,342 --> 00:02:22,405 and act all happy for the new couple. 70 00:02:22,505 --> 00:02:23,848 I can't do that. 71 00:02:23,948 --> 00:02:25,530 - Because he's gross? - Because he's a jerk? 72 00:02:25,630 --> 00:02:27,293 - It feels like you're losing a part of yourself? 73 00:02:27,393 --> 00:02:28,735 - It's impossible to find joy in anything? 74 00:02:28,835 --> 00:02:31,099 - Guys, no. 75 00:02:31,199 --> 00:02:33,623 Because how am I supposed to act all "yay, marriage" 76 00:02:33,723 --> 00:02:36,508 when I'm, you know... 77 00:02:36,608 --> 00:02:37,870 getting divorced? 78 00:02:37,970 --> 00:02:38,952 - Oh, yeah. - Right. 79 00:02:39,052 --> 00:02:40,113 Right. - So sorry. 80 00:02:40,213 --> 00:02:41,556 - You still haven't told Gretchen? 81 00:02:41,656 --> 00:02:42,958 - No, we're waiting for Emily to get back 82 00:02:43,058 --> 00:02:44,520 from her business trip. 83 00:02:44,620 --> 00:02:47,485 God, here I am, 84 00:02:47,585 --> 00:02:50,289 heartbroken, trying to write an inspiring toast about love 85 00:02:50,389 --> 00:02:51,652 when I'm not a good writer. 86 00:02:51,752 --> 00:02:54,676 You know, I'm not skilled with such things. 87 00:03:01,767 --> 00:03:04,071 - Uh, yeah, I could-- I could help you out. 88 00:03:04,171 --> 00:03:05,634 - Really? You don't mind? - Come on, Connor. 89 00:03:05,734 --> 00:03:07,757 I won "Most Promising Debut Novel" 90 00:03:07,857 --> 00:03:10,401 at the 2009 Nantucket Book Festival, 91 00:03:10,501 --> 00:03:12,404 non-fantasy or science fiction division. 92 00:03:12,504 --> 00:03:13,766 I think I can handle a wedding toast. 93 00:03:13,866 --> 00:03:15,329 - Thanks, Tom. 94 00:03:15,429 --> 00:03:17,292 I don't know what that is, but that's very cool of you. 95 00:03:17,392 --> 00:03:18,854 - Aw, brotherly love. - That's so sweet. 96 00:03:18,954 --> 00:03:20,938 - Not all heroes wear capes, right? 97 00:03:21,038 --> 00:03:23,462 - I am just so excited to go to a party for grown-ups-- 98 00:03:23,562 --> 00:03:26,266 open bar, dancing, bacon-wrapped dates. 99 00:03:26,366 --> 00:03:27,748 - Spags will have b-wrapped-d's, for sure. 100 00:03:27,848 --> 00:03:29,071 Champagne fountain. 101 00:03:29,171 --> 00:03:30,713 I think they're releasing, like, 100 doves. 102 00:03:30,813 --> 00:03:32,356 - Do you know what happens to those doves 103 00:03:32,456 --> 00:03:33,678 after they're released? 104 00:03:33,778 --> 00:03:35,360 - Oh, yeah. They get eaten by hawks. 105 00:03:35,460 --> 00:03:36,963 It's gnarly. - Oh, my God. 106 00:03:37,063 --> 00:03:39,527 I am so glad we didn't do any of that at our wedding. 107 00:03:39,627 --> 00:03:41,130 - Well, we barely had a wedding. 108 00:03:41,230 --> 00:03:42,612 - Yeah, that was definitely the right choice. 109 00:03:42,712 --> 00:03:45,256 - [strained] Yeah. Definitely. 110 00:03:45,356 --> 00:03:46,578 Anyone else need coffee? 111 00:03:46,678 --> 00:03:49,383 [mischievous music] 112 00:03:49,483 --> 00:03:51,466 ♪ ♪ 113 00:03:51,566 --> 00:03:53,910 - Oh, my God! - Gosh. 114 00:03:54,010 --> 00:03:55,432 Phew. [overlapping chatter] 115 00:03:55,532 --> 00:03:57,555 Ooh! 116 00:03:57,655 --> 00:03:59,198 - Hey. - Hey! 117 00:03:59,298 --> 00:04:00,280 - What're you watching? 118 00:04:00,380 --> 00:04:02,764 - I was just doing--my email. 119 00:04:02,864 --> 00:04:04,486 Just sending, receiving. 120 00:04:04,586 --> 00:04:07,171 BCC, CC, LOL. 121 00:04:07,271 --> 00:04:08,172 - Are you watching porn? 122 00:04:08,272 --> 00:04:10,175 - No--yes. 123 00:04:10,275 --> 00:04:11,297 Yes, I am. 124 00:04:11,397 --> 00:04:13,821 Just hardcore sex content. 125 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:15,744 - All right, well, there's nothing to be-- 126 00:04:15,844 --> 00:04:17,186 embarrassed about. 127 00:04:17,286 --> 00:04:19,149 - Don't. I don't-- - Oh, my God! What is this? 128 00:04:19,249 --> 00:04:21,233 - It's a custom dress with a mermaid silhouette. 129 00:04:21,333 --> 00:04:22,635 - I don't understand. 130 00:04:22,735 --> 00:04:25,039 - Oh, that's where the skirt comes out mid-thigh 131 00:04:25,139 --> 00:04:26,681 to create a hourglass effect. 132 00:04:26,781 --> 00:04:29,165 - No. Why would you watch this? - Oh. 133 00:04:29,265 --> 00:04:31,329 Well, going to this wedding, 134 00:04:31,429 --> 00:04:34,173 it's kind of reminding me of how we... 135 00:04:34,273 --> 00:04:35,776 never really had one ourselves. 136 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:37,218 - Well, we are married. 137 00:04:37,318 --> 00:04:39,421 I mean, we did it as soon as it became legal. 138 00:04:39,521 --> 00:04:41,825 - Yeah, in, like, a quickie, city hall ceremony. 139 00:04:41,925 --> 00:04:44,189 I'm talking about one with, like, a reception. 140 00:04:44,289 --> 00:04:45,912 - We couldn't afford one. - I know. 141 00:04:46,012 --> 00:04:47,574 - And our parents were pretty lukewarm about the whole thing. 142 00:04:47,654 --> 00:04:48,716 - I know. 143 00:04:48,816 --> 00:04:49,958 - And we didn't want a big party. 144 00:04:50,058 --> 00:04:51,841 - No, you didn't want a big party. 145 00:04:51,941 --> 00:04:53,564 You said, "Having a wedding reception 146 00:04:53,664 --> 00:04:56,408 was like celebrating money and patriarchy." 147 00:04:56,508 --> 00:04:59,172 - Well, the father literally gives the bride away, 148 00:04:59,272 --> 00:05:00,695 I mean, like she's cattle. 149 00:05:00,795 --> 00:05:02,778 - Okay, I just can't stop thinking 150 00:05:02,878 --> 00:05:06,504 about how nice it would be to wear gowns, 151 00:05:06,604 --> 00:05:08,988 and have our first dance, and 152 00:05:09,088 --> 00:05:11,792 have a video to show our kids on our anniversary. 153 00:05:11,892 --> 00:05:14,036 - Right. I get that. 154 00:05:14,136 --> 00:05:15,719 Okay, well, 155 00:05:15,819 --> 00:05:17,842 it's not a wedding cake, but 156 00:05:17,942 --> 00:05:20,526 there is a mushroom lentil pie in the fridge 157 00:05:20,626 --> 00:05:21,768 that we could slice together. 158 00:05:21,868 --> 00:05:23,931 - Ooh, tempting. - It's gluten-free. 159 00:05:24,031 --> 00:05:25,254 - Wow, you really know how to sell it. 160 00:05:25,354 --> 00:05:26,375 - [laughs] 161 00:05:26,475 --> 00:05:29,380 [upbeat music] 162 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:31,303 ♪ ♪ 163 00:05:31,403 --> 00:05:33,947 - "And in the end, isn't that what matters? 164 00:05:34,047 --> 00:05:36,271 "Not just that we find someone willing to accept us 165 00:05:36,371 --> 00:05:37,994 "and forgive our mistakes," 166 00:05:38,094 --> 00:05:42,360 but that we find someone who makes us want to be better?" 167 00:05:42,460 --> 00:05:44,564 - I mean... 168 00:05:44,664 --> 00:05:46,527 - I don't know. It kind of sounds like you. 169 00:05:46,627 --> 00:05:48,089 - Do you mean thoughtful 170 00:05:48,189 --> 00:05:49,892 and in touch with human emotion? 171 00:05:49,992 --> 00:05:51,575 - It feels heavy, right? - Oh. 172 00:05:51,675 --> 00:05:53,178 - Like, I would never say, 173 00:05:53,278 --> 00:05:56,703 "Marriage is a fire stoked by the coals of forgiveness." 174 00:05:56,803 --> 00:05:57,745 Like, it's a marriage. 175 00:05:57,845 --> 00:06:00,028 Can it even get...stoked? 176 00:06:00,128 --> 00:06:01,310 I don't know. That's just something 177 00:06:01,410 --> 00:06:02,672 I'm kind of bumping on creatively. 178 00:06:02,772 --> 00:06:04,596 - Look, man. This is gold, okay? 179 00:06:04,696 --> 00:06:06,398 Mom cried when I read it to her. 180 00:06:06,498 --> 00:06:09,083 - Mom cried at the end of "Jumanji." 181 00:06:09,183 --> 00:06:11,166 - Okay, uh, you need my help? 182 00:06:11,266 --> 00:06:12,688 I'm here to help. 183 00:06:12,788 --> 00:06:14,651 I'll have another go at it, no problem. 184 00:06:14,751 --> 00:06:17,696 - Dope. Just write it pretending you're me. 185 00:06:17,796 --> 00:06:20,220 - Do you mean, like, someone who uses the word "dope"? 186 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:21,582 - Swag. - What? 187 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:22,984 - We should just work on it together. 188 00:06:23,084 --> 00:06:25,348 - Oh, actually it's probably a little quicker 189 00:06:25,448 --> 00:06:26,991 if I kind of bang it out myself. 190 00:06:27,091 --> 00:06:28,393 Plus, Marina needs me to get home. 191 00:06:28,493 --> 00:06:29,996 - Right on, I'll have Lupe make some chicken nuggs. 192 00:06:30,096 --> 00:06:31,077 Lupe! 193 00:06:31,177 --> 00:06:33,180 Nugg time! 194 00:06:36,145 --> 00:06:37,327 - What is this? 195 00:06:37,427 --> 00:06:38,930 - Together, 196 00:06:39,030 --> 00:06:40,933 we are going to work through your wedding envy. 197 00:06:41,033 --> 00:06:43,136 - By watching my favorite show? 198 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:44,699 - We're gonna watch it critically. 199 00:06:44,799 --> 00:06:46,221 - Of course. - Because once we lift up 200 00:06:46,321 --> 00:06:47,864 the rock of the wedding industry 201 00:06:47,964 --> 00:06:50,428 and examine the cultural biases just crawling underneath, 202 00:06:50,528 --> 00:06:53,513 you will never want a reception again. 203 00:06:53,613 --> 00:06:55,716 - You are so cute when you use your women's studies degree. 204 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:57,559 - Aw! Okay, let's watch this trash. 205 00:06:57,659 --> 00:07:00,724 - I could see the sun just hitting you, like, glowing. 206 00:07:00,824 --> 00:07:02,647 - I feel perfect. [giggles] 207 00:07:02,747 --> 00:07:05,131 - It's like we're programmed as women to want this spectacle, 208 00:07:05,231 --> 00:07:06,974 like our worth depends on it. 209 00:07:07,074 --> 00:07:08,496 - You are so right. 210 00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:10,259 - So I shouldn't get married? 211 00:07:10,359 --> 00:07:12,302 - No, no, sweetie. That's not what we're saying. 212 00:07:12,402 --> 00:07:14,065 You shouldn't "want" to get married. 213 00:07:14,165 --> 00:07:16,228 - Right. Remember, the most important day 214 00:07:16,328 --> 00:07:18,111 of a woman's life is not her wedding day. 215 00:07:18,211 --> 00:07:19,634 It's the day she becomes president. 216 00:07:19,734 --> 00:07:22,598 - Sparkling face. [women laugh] 217 00:07:22,698 --> 00:07:25,202 - You know, it is so archaic. - And lookist. 218 00:07:25,302 --> 00:07:26,845 - But I really hope they nail that dance. 219 00:07:26,945 --> 00:07:28,227 - Right? And it's the same song her grandmother danced to. 220 00:07:28,307 --> 00:07:29,609 - And the same gown! 221 00:07:29,709 --> 00:07:31,132 - I just want you guys to feel it 222 00:07:31,232 --> 00:07:32,654 like I feel it. 223 00:07:32,754 --> 00:07:35,138 - They overcame so much, you know, 224 00:07:35,238 --> 00:07:37,662 with the hurricane and the heart attack. 225 00:07:37,762 --> 00:07:39,986 - And they got their perfect day. 226 00:07:40,086 --> 00:07:41,588 - It's your day. - Yeah. 227 00:07:41,688 --> 00:07:42,910 It is my day. 228 00:07:43,010 --> 00:07:44,593 - I think I have something in my eye. 229 00:07:44,693 --> 00:07:46,636 [all sniffling] 230 00:07:46,736 --> 00:07:48,199 - You know, it just restores your faith 231 00:07:48,299 --> 00:07:51,284 that love conquers all. 232 00:07:51,384 --> 00:07:53,467 - This didn't work, did it? 233 00:07:57,874 --> 00:07:59,697 - Hey, did you get the twins down? 234 00:07:59,797 --> 00:08:01,259 - No, I'm just really into tiptoeing. 235 00:08:01,359 --> 00:08:03,022 Did you finish Connor's toast? 236 00:08:03,122 --> 00:08:04,464 - Well, I tried to get it out there, 237 00:08:04,564 --> 00:08:06,067 but, of course, he insisted we "brainstorm" 238 00:08:06,167 --> 00:08:07,349 while doing sit-ups. 239 00:08:07,449 --> 00:08:08,631 - Hmm. - Medical question. 240 00:08:08,731 --> 00:08:10,834 Can you break your abs? 241 00:08:10,934 --> 00:08:12,677 - Hey, you volunteered for this, remember? 242 00:08:12,777 --> 00:08:14,761 Heroes without capes? - I don't mind helping Connor. 243 00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:16,804 I've been doing it my whole life. 244 00:08:16,904 --> 00:08:19,528 I can't waste my entire week on this stupid toast. 245 00:08:19,628 --> 00:08:21,171 I mean, he keeps changing it. 246 00:08:21,271 --> 00:08:23,855 I don't know what his problem is. 247 00:08:23,955 --> 00:08:25,538 Wait, you don't think this is about that loan, do you? 248 00:08:25,638 --> 00:08:28,021 Like, now that I owe him money, he owns me? 249 00:08:28,121 --> 00:08:29,824 - Please, no fights at the wedding, okay? 250 00:08:29,924 --> 00:08:32,388 I don't want another scene like your parents' anniversary. 251 00:08:32,488 --> 00:08:33,951 - Connor told me he was buying them a juicer. 252 00:08:34,051 --> 00:08:35,834 I show up with 20 pounds of oranges. 253 00:08:35,934 --> 00:08:37,276 I looked like a idiot. 254 00:08:37,376 --> 00:08:39,760 - Well, he did buy them a very nice car instead. 255 00:08:39,860 --> 00:08:41,322 - That's not the point. - Please! 256 00:08:41,422 --> 00:08:44,327 This is my first party in a year without a bouncy house. 257 00:08:44,427 --> 00:08:46,651 I have it all mapped out. 258 00:08:46,751 --> 00:08:48,333 Drop the twins off at 10:00. 259 00:08:48,433 --> 00:08:50,337 Take my first shower in a week. Put on a dress. 260 00:08:50,437 --> 00:08:52,340 Hair, makeup. Pregame cocktail. 261 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:54,103 Maybe an edible. - Marina. 262 00:08:54,203 --> 00:08:55,665 - Okay, boomer. I'll stick to alcohol. 263 00:08:55,765 --> 00:08:57,868 And if I remember to eat enough while I'm drinking, 264 00:08:57,968 --> 00:09:00,152 I will get drunk, but not drunk-drunk, 265 00:09:00,252 --> 00:09:02,716 and I will peak right in time for dancing. 266 00:09:02,816 --> 00:09:04,599 - Oh. [chuckles] 267 00:09:04,699 --> 00:09:06,402 Don't forget to make some time for old Tommy 268 00:09:06,502 --> 00:09:07,604 at the end of the night. 269 00:09:07,704 --> 00:09:09,407 - Sweetie, it's not your birthday. 270 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:10,649 - Well, okay. - Tommy Boy? 271 00:09:10,749 --> 00:09:12,291 Oh, hey, guys. 272 00:09:12,391 --> 00:09:14,254 Marina, you mind if I borrow Dean Koontz over here 273 00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:15,897 for just a second? I got a new idea. 274 00:09:15,997 --> 00:09:17,940 - Uh, Connor, it's 9:00 p.m. 275 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:19,583 - So I read over what we wrote, 276 00:09:19,683 --> 00:09:21,946 and it's fine. 277 00:09:22,046 --> 00:09:23,909 You know, but I'm thinking, 278 00:09:24,009 --> 00:09:26,834 what if the toast is in the form 279 00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:30,440 of, like, an investment report about their marriage? 280 00:09:30,540 --> 00:09:31,842 - Uh... 281 00:09:31,942 --> 00:09:34,206 - I'm gonna go pump. You two have fun. 282 00:09:34,306 --> 00:09:35,848 [percussive music] 283 00:09:35,948 --> 00:09:37,090 - I brainstorm better when I plank. 284 00:09:37,190 --> 00:09:39,294 Come on. Plank with me. 285 00:09:39,394 --> 00:09:40,896 [grunts] 286 00:09:40,996 --> 00:09:42,999 Thomas? - Okay. 287 00:09:45,003 --> 00:09:47,226 - "So, in conclusion, market conditions indicate 288 00:09:47,326 --> 00:09:49,109 "that the value of this merger 289 00:09:49,209 --> 00:09:51,433 "will only increase in the years to come. 290 00:09:51,533 --> 00:09:53,156 "My rating for this marriage: 291 00:09:53,256 --> 00:09:55,279 strong buy." 292 00:09:55,379 --> 00:09:56,881 Huh. That's not bad. 293 00:09:56,981 --> 00:09:59,365 That whole run about volatility is actually pretty good. 294 00:09:59,465 --> 00:10:01,409 - Yeah, but hearing it out loud, 295 00:10:01,509 --> 00:10:04,533 it's like NPR funny, 296 00:10:04,633 --> 00:10:06,376 and I'm more Howard Stern funny. 297 00:10:06,476 --> 00:10:08,820 - Oh, my God, Connor! We have been at this all night. 298 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:10,182 - You're right. Let's sleep on it. 299 00:10:10,282 --> 00:10:11,304 Do another round in the morning. 300 00:10:11,404 --> 00:10:12,306 - No. - No? 301 00:10:12,406 --> 00:10:13,748 - No, that's it. I'm done. 302 00:10:13,848 --> 00:10:15,230 I'm out. - But we're so close. 303 00:10:15,330 --> 00:10:16,552 - You're always doing this to me, 304 00:10:16,652 --> 00:10:17,874 just like when we were kids and you used to 305 00:10:17,974 --> 00:10:19,036 trick me into doing your homework. 306 00:10:19,136 --> 00:10:20,398 - You used to love doing my homework. 307 00:10:20,498 --> 00:10:21,400 - What? - And I wouldn't have 308 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:22,762 gotten into college otherwise. 309 00:10:22,862 --> 00:10:25,046 I mean, really the reason that I'm successful 310 00:10:25,146 --> 00:10:26,849 and living in Matt Damon's old house, 311 00:10:26,949 --> 00:10:28,491 it's thanks to you. 312 00:10:28,591 --> 00:10:30,134 - Well, then why don't you ask Matt Damon to help you out? 313 00:10:30,234 --> 00:10:31,416 - He does have an Oscar for writing. 314 00:10:31,516 --> 00:10:32,898 People forget that. - Okay. 315 00:10:32,998 --> 00:10:35,222 - What--come on. I need your help, all right? 316 00:10:35,322 --> 00:10:39,108 You're the better writing-good person. 317 00:10:39,208 --> 00:10:40,470 - Wow. 318 00:10:40,570 --> 00:10:42,593 Look, you're taking advantage of me, okay? 319 00:10:42,693 --> 00:10:43,575 It was just supposed to be a favor. 320 00:10:43,655 --> 00:10:44,917 - This is just a favor. 321 00:10:45,017 --> 00:10:46,399 I do favors for you when you need them. 322 00:10:46,499 --> 00:10:48,002 - Okay. - What? 323 00:10:48,102 --> 00:10:50,085 - Oh, wow. - Wait, why are you laughing? 324 00:10:50,185 --> 00:10:51,648 - You're calling in that loan, aren't you? 325 00:10:51,748 --> 00:10:54,853 That is so like you. You're always so transactional. 326 00:10:54,953 --> 00:10:57,096 - Who even said anything about the loan? 327 00:10:57,196 --> 00:10:58,979 [scoffs] 328 00:10:59,079 --> 00:11:00,141 Wow. 329 00:11:00,241 --> 00:11:01,744 And to think 330 00:11:01,844 --> 00:11:04,428 I was gonna invite Camila on our ski trip. 331 00:11:04,528 --> 00:11:06,311 - She doesn't even know how to ski. 332 00:11:06,411 --> 00:11:08,474 - That's the point, Tom. She needs to learn. 333 00:11:08,574 --> 00:11:11,279 - Nobody needs to learn how to ski! 334 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:13,362 - Okay, well, now you just sound crazy! 335 00:11:13,462 --> 00:11:15,205 All right? 336 00:11:15,305 --> 00:11:17,368 Tomorrow, I'm gonna stand up in front of friends and family 337 00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:19,091 and give a toast, and you know what? 338 00:11:19,191 --> 00:11:21,375 I have absolutely nothing to say. 339 00:11:21,475 --> 00:11:22,977 - I've given you at least three full versions. 340 00:11:23,077 --> 00:11:24,860 - Absolutely nothing! 341 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:27,344 I'm gonna look like an idiot. [scoffs] 342 00:11:27,444 --> 00:11:29,587 I hope you're happy. 343 00:11:29,687 --> 00:11:30,910 [door slams] 344 00:11:31,010 --> 00:11:33,874 [guests chattering excitedly] 345 00:11:33,974 --> 00:11:37,039 [upbeat music] 346 00:11:37,139 --> 00:11:39,002 ♪ ♪ 347 00:11:39,102 --> 00:11:41,907 [silverware clattering] 348 00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:45,412 Sarah, can you pass me the bread, please? 349 00:11:45,512 --> 00:11:47,976 - There's another basket right next to Tom. 350 00:11:48,076 --> 00:11:49,940 - I'd rather have your bread. - Oh, my God. 351 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:52,023 Is this gonna be like Mom and Dad's anniversary again? 352 00:11:52,123 --> 00:11:53,906 What is it this time? - What it is, Sarah, 353 00:11:54,006 --> 00:11:56,069 is I'm no longer doing somebody's homework for them. 354 00:11:56,169 --> 00:11:57,511 - But you love doing Connor's homework. 355 00:11:57,611 --> 00:11:59,314 - Why does everyone keep saying that? 356 00:11:59,414 --> 00:12:01,077 - You had very good penmanship. 357 00:12:01,177 --> 00:12:03,080 - Like a woman born in the '40s. 358 00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:04,923 - Thanks, guys. Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey. 359 00:12:05,023 --> 00:12:06,486 You get it, right? 360 00:12:06,586 --> 00:12:07,427 Every time I do something nice for him, 361 00:12:07,507 --> 00:12:08,489 he takes advantage of me. 362 00:12:08,589 --> 00:12:10,452 - Honey, I hear you. I do. 363 00:12:10,552 --> 00:12:12,375 - But you're no longer listening. 364 00:12:12,475 --> 00:12:14,017 - No, I hung in as long as I could. 365 00:12:14,117 --> 00:12:16,541 I have a strict schedule to get the most out of this day, 366 00:12:16,641 --> 00:12:18,505 and I'm not gonna let anything ruin it. 367 00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:20,428 - Fair enough. - Yup. 368 00:12:20,528 --> 00:12:23,472 - [grunting] Hayworths! 369 00:12:23,572 --> 00:12:24,875 [cackles] 370 00:12:24,975 --> 00:12:26,878 We're still bumping it out, right? 371 00:12:26,978 --> 00:12:28,440 Boom, boom, boom! all: Whoa! 372 00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:29,642 - Hey, Tommy Boy! 373 00:12:29,742 --> 00:12:30,884 Boom! - Oh! 374 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,927 - [chuckles] Got me again. 375 00:12:33,027 --> 00:12:35,692 - Still got it, man. [laughter] 376 00:12:35,792 --> 00:12:37,254 Sarah. - Hey, Spagsy. 377 00:12:37,354 --> 00:12:39,458 Congratulations. - Yeah, this is so crazy. 378 00:12:39,558 --> 00:12:41,461 - Yeah, well, you invited-- oh, wow. 379 00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:43,223 Yeah. [laughs] 380 00:12:43,323 --> 00:12:45,106 Okay. This is my wife, Denise. 381 00:12:45,206 --> 00:12:47,230 - Wow. Very nice! [cackles] 382 00:12:47,330 --> 00:12:49,273 Why didn't you invite me to your wedding? 383 00:12:49,373 --> 00:12:50,916 - Oh, well, we didn't actually really have a wedding, so-- 384 00:12:51,016 --> 00:12:52,999 - Chandrasekharans! 385 00:12:53,099 --> 00:12:55,563 - It is a shame you two never had a wedding. 386 00:12:55,663 --> 00:12:57,606 I have no photos for Facebook. 387 00:12:57,706 --> 00:12:59,289 Every year, on your anniversary, 388 00:12:59,389 --> 00:13:01,412 I post a picture of Ellen and Portia. 389 00:13:01,512 --> 00:13:05,058 [laughing] 390 00:13:05,158 --> 00:13:06,660 - I'm gonna run to the bathroom. 391 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:09,425 - Oh, wait. Denise, it's... 392 00:13:09,525 --> 00:13:11,188 - Mom! - What? 393 00:13:11,288 --> 00:13:12,630 - When I got married, 394 00:13:12,730 --> 00:13:14,272 you wouldn't even say that it was to a woman. 395 00:13:14,372 --> 00:13:16,756 - Oh, sweetie, everybody was homophobic back then. 396 00:13:16,856 --> 00:13:17,878 both: Mom! - [scoffs] 397 00:13:17,978 --> 00:13:19,981 - Oh, stop it. 398 00:13:20,943 --> 00:13:22,605 - Sarah, I'm sorry. 399 00:13:22,705 --> 00:13:24,569 I'm just realizing now, I never even got you a wedding gift. 400 00:13:24,669 --> 00:13:27,974 - Honestly, Tom, that's the least of my problems. 401 00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:31,179 - Sweetie? - Yeah, Dad? 402 00:13:31,279 --> 00:13:33,482 - Is Denise gonna finish her salmon? 403 00:13:34,684 --> 00:13:37,549 [rock music playing] 404 00:13:37,649 --> 00:13:39,352 ♪ ♪ 405 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,315 - Connor! 406 00:13:41,415 --> 00:13:42,998 - Hey. Break a leg. 407 00:13:43,098 --> 00:13:44,600 - Break your face. 408 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:46,323 - Ooh, good one. Did you write that yourself? 409 00:13:46,423 --> 00:13:48,727 - Someone had to. 410 00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:50,169 Hello, everyone. 411 00:13:50,269 --> 00:13:52,132 I'm Connor Hayworth. 412 00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:54,376 Spags and I made a little bit of money together. 413 00:13:54,476 --> 00:13:56,218 [applause] 414 00:13:56,318 --> 00:13:59,063 - Pfft! [cackles] 415 00:13:59,163 --> 00:14:00,826 - You know, 416 00:14:00,926 --> 00:14:03,951 I wasn't quite sure what to say about Spags and Teresa today 417 00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:06,114 because, the truth is, 418 00:14:06,214 --> 00:14:08,438 I've been going through a bit of a tough time. 419 00:14:08,538 --> 00:14:09,920 Yeah. 420 00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:12,604 I thought I could use some help. 421 00:14:12,704 --> 00:14:15,689 And that's one of the things I love about Spags. 422 00:14:15,789 --> 00:14:17,452 He always helps. 423 00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:19,896 He doesn't get all weird about it. 424 00:14:19,996 --> 00:14:21,618 Spags would definitely understand 425 00:14:21,718 --> 00:14:23,221 that if I ask him for help 426 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:26,065 with something that he, Spags, 427 00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:27,588 is particularly good at, 428 00:14:27,688 --> 00:14:29,631 that he should be flattered. 429 00:14:29,731 --> 00:14:32,155 That's why Spags is like a brother to me. 430 00:14:32,255 --> 00:14:33,557 - Okay. 431 00:14:33,657 --> 00:14:36,282 Hey, everyone. Tom Hayworth here. 432 00:14:36,382 --> 00:14:38,565 I'd like to just kind of add on to that. 433 00:14:38,665 --> 00:14:40,889 - No, you can't add on. The toast floor's mine tonight. 434 00:14:40,989 --> 00:14:43,172 I don't yield my time-- - Perfect. We'll double toast. 435 00:14:43,272 --> 00:14:46,257 What I love about Spags, 436 00:14:46,357 --> 00:14:48,300 is he never tries to manipulate you. 437 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:49,743 You know? 438 00:14:49,843 --> 00:14:51,706 I mean, if, let's say, 439 00:14:51,806 --> 00:14:53,949 I ask Spags for a loan, 440 00:14:54,049 --> 00:14:56,473 he'd never hold that over my head. 441 00:14:56,573 --> 00:14:58,997 Spags would understand 442 00:14:59,097 --> 00:15:01,161 that I fully intended to pay him back. 443 00:15:01,261 --> 00:15:03,164 And I'm very grateful for the help, 444 00:15:03,264 --> 00:15:05,287 and I thought I made that very, 445 00:15:05,387 --> 00:15:08,813 very, very clear to Spags. 446 00:15:08,913 --> 00:15:11,417 - What happened to the coals of forgiveness? 447 00:15:11,517 --> 00:15:13,540 - Go sit down. You look like an idiot. 448 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:15,303 - I look like an idiot? You're wearing a drink. 449 00:15:15,403 --> 00:15:17,406 [all gasp] 450 00:15:18,488 --> 00:15:21,753 [guests murmuring] 451 00:15:21,853 --> 00:15:23,075 [guests gasp] 452 00:15:23,175 --> 00:15:24,838 [both grunting] 453 00:15:24,938 --> 00:15:25,920 - Stop! 454 00:15:26,020 --> 00:15:28,243 Okay, here comes Big Papa. 455 00:15:28,343 --> 00:15:29,886 - Nope, come on, not fair. - Connor! 456 00:15:29,986 --> 00:15:32,570 - All right. That's enough! 457 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,814 - Oh, my God. They're so embarrassing. 458 00:15:34,914 --> 00:15:37,298 - Give it up for Teresa and Spags! 459 00:15:37,398 --> 00:15:39,541 [scattered applause] 460 00:15:39,641 --> 00:15:42,306 - [sighs contentedly, gags] 461 00:15:42,406 --> 00:15:44,028 I was supposed to eat more bread. 462 00:15:44,128 --> 00:15:45,270 [gags] - Oh! 463 00:15:45,370 --> 00:15:46,592 - [retching] 464 00:15:46,692 --> 00:15:47,995 [guests gasp] 465 00:15:48,095 --> 00:15:49,918 - Uh, let's keep those toasts coming! 466 00:15:50,018 --> 00:15:52,602 Who wants to follow that? 467 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:55,446 [upbeat music playing distantly] 468 00:15:55,546 --> 00:15:59,332 ♪ ♪ 469 00:15:59,432 --> 00:16:01,536 - You know, any of those toasts you wrote would've worked. 470 00:16:01,636 --> 00:16:03,579 - Well, yeah. 471 00:16:03,679 --> 00:16:06,383 Then why'd you keep asking me for more? 472 00:16:06,483 --> 00:16:08,307 - I guess 'cause... 473 00:16:08,407 --> 00:16:11,151 ♪ ♪ 474 00:16:11,251 --> 00:16:13,354 I like hanging out with you? 475 00:16:13,454 --> 00:16:15,458 - [dryly] Ha ha. 476 00:16:17,781 --> 00:16:19,885 Seriously? - Don't make me say it again. 477 00:16:19,985 --> 00:16:22,529 Look, I got no one at home right now. 478 00:16:22,629 --> 00:16:23,931 I mean, yes, I have a daughter, 479 00:16:24,031 --> 00:16:25,253 you know, I have a full-time nanny, 480 00:16:25,353 --> 00:16:27,697 and I have the sickest house ever, 481 00:16:27,797 --> 00:16:30,181 but I got no one to talk to about this stuff. 482 00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:32,665 - Well, you could always talk to Sarah. 483 00:16:32,765 --> 00:16:34,187 Or Spags. 484 00:16:34,287 --> 00:16:36,311 - But you're my big brother. 485 00:16:36,411 --> 00:16:38,795 Why do you think I was always asking you to do my homework? 486 00:16:38,895 --> 00:16:40,718 It was just a way to get you to pay attention to me. 487 00:16:40,818 --> 00:16:44,083 - And to get me to do your homework. 488 00:16:44,183 --> 00:16:45,766 - You do good homework. 489 00:16:45,866 --> 00:16:49,131 - Yeah, I don't know. Maybe I like doing homework. 490 00:16:49,231 --> 00:16:51,134 [both sigh] 491 00:16:51,234 --> 00:16:53,858 - Truth is, 492 00:16:53,958 --> 00:16:56,663 I guess right now, I'm... 493 00:16:56,763 --> 00:16:59,707 I don't know. Things are a little lonely. 494 00:16:59,807 --> 00:17:01,871 And you are 495 00:17:01,971 --> 00:17:04,114 the closest thing I have to a wife. 496 00:17:04,214 --> 00:17:07,480 [both laugh] 497 00:17:07,580 --> 00:17:10,124 - The only difference is, we can't get divorced. 498 00:17:10,224 --> 00:17:13,089 - Yeah, no matter how hard we try. 499 00:17:13,189 --> 00:17:15,372 - Aw, man. You know, now I feel bad. 500 00:17:15,472 --> 00:17:17,015 Whole time, I thought you were using me. 501 00:17:17,115 --> 00:17:19,378 Turns out, you were really looking up to me. 502 00:17:19,478 --> 00:17:20,781 - Well, I don't know if I said it like that-- 503 00:17:20,881 --> 00:17:22,543 - Truth is, 504 00:17:22,643 --> 00:17:24,787 I was kind of jealous of you and Spags. 505 00:17:24,887 --> 00:17:26,510 I mean, he was your buddy, 506 00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:29,074 you gave him money for DrawerD'Oeuvres, 507 00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:30,476 which I think, let's be honest, is-- 508 00:17:30,576 --> 00:17:32,559 - Awesome. Yeah. - Pretty ridiculous. 509 00:17:32,659 --> 00:17:34,202 - What? - I said "awesome." 510 00:17:34,302 --> 00:17:36,005 - Yeah. 511 00:17:36,105 --> 00:17:37,968 Hey, man, that loan? 512 00:17:38,068 --> 00:17:39,851 That's an investment in you. 513 00:17:39,951 --> 00:17:41,053 Your next book's gonna kick ass. 514 00:17:41,153 --> 00:17:42,174 I know it is. 515 00:17:42,274 --> 00:17:44,899 What's it about, anyways? 516 00:17:44,999 --> 00:17:46,661 - Uh-- - The book? 517 00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:48,785 - Oh, it's kind of hard to explain. 518 00:17:48,885 --> 00:17:50,668 It's a novel of manners, 519 00:17:50,768 --> 00:17:52,871 kind of how we live today, a look at our society-- 520 00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:55,195 - Yeah. No, you don't have to actually explain it. 521 00:17:55,295 --> 00:17:56,397 I trust it'll be good. - Okay. Yeah, okay. 522 00:17:56,497 --> 00:17:58,280 Okay. [both laugh] 523 00:17:58,380 --> 00:17:59,482 - Come on! Come on! Come on! 524 00:17:59,582 --> 00:18:01,445 - Hey, are you okay? - Good as new. 525 00:18:01,545 --> 00:18:02,567 - Are you sure? - Of course. 526 00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:03,969 This is all part of my schedule. 527 00:18:04,069 --> 00:18:06,813 Come on. We still got dancing and cake. 528 00:18:06,913 --> 00:18:08,656 - [chuckles] 529 00:18:08,756 --> 00:18:09,978 All righty. 530 00:18:10,078 --> 00:18:16,969 ♪ ♪ 531 00:18:26,143 --> 00:18:28,848 [Sophie B. Hawkins' "As I Lay Me Down" playing] 532 00:18:28,948 --> 00:18:30,330 ♪ ♪ 533 00:18:30,430 --> 00:18:32,013 - ♪ It felt like springtime ♪ 534 00:18:32,113 --> 00:18:34,657 ♪ On this February morning ♪ 535 00:18:34,757 --> 00:18:36,260 - This is our song. 536 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:39,545 - ♪ Birds were singing your praise ♪ 537 00:18:39,645 --> 00:18:41,668 - Oh, God. 538 00:18:41,768 --> 00:18:43,751 - Hello. Hi, everyone. 539 00:18:43,851 --> 00:18:46,115 Um, I'm Sarah. 540 00:18:46,215 --> 00:18:49,520 I'm related to the two idiots from before. 541 00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:51,644 Spags used to be super into me. 542 00:18:51,744 --> 00:18:54,849 Um, thank you all for joining us 543 00:18:54,949 --> 00:18:57,613 on this truly magical day. 544 00:18:57,713 --> 00:18:59,857 And now, I would like to have a first dance 545 00:18:59,957 --> 00:19:02,501 with my wife. 546 00:19:02,601 --> 00:19:05,786 - ♪ And I will wake up happy ♪ 547 00:19:05,886 --> 00:19:07,950 - What's happening now? 548 00:19:08,050 --> 00:19:09,672 - [laughs] 549 00:19:09,772 --> 00:19:11,715 Looks really good. - Thank you. 550 00:19:11,815 --> 00:19:14,039 [chuckles] 551 00:19:14,139 --> 00:19:15,642 - Wow. Thank you. 552 00:19:15,742 --> 00:19:17,525 [both laugh] 553 00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:20,449 This is so stupid. - I know. 554 00:19:20,549 --> 00:19:23,774 Thank you for being my wife. 555 00:19:23,874 --> 00:19:26,258 And for dealing with my really crazy family. 556 00:19:26,358 --> 00:19:27,620 - Oh, it's gonna take a lot more than a dance 557 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:30,104 to make up for that. 558 00:19:30,204 --> 00:19:32,869 [cheers and applause] 559 00:19:32,969 --> 00:19:35,793 - ♪ As I lay me down to sleep, this I pray ♪ 560 00:19:35,893 --> 00:19:39,279 - We are never inviting that family anymore again. 561 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,643 - That's fair. - Yeah. 562 00:19:41,743 --> 00:19:43,766 - Let's hear it for the happy couple... 563 00:19:43,866 --> 00:19:45,769 who's stolen the spotlight for some reason. 564 00:19:45,869 --> 00:19:47,372 Hey, get out and join them! 565 00:19:47,472 --> 00:19:50,456 [Earth, Wind & Fire's "September" playing] 566 00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:54,343 ♪ ♪ 567 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,466 - A marriage is like a fire 568 00:19:56,566 --> 00:19:58,709 stoked by the coals of forgiveness, 569 00:19:58,809 --> 00:20:01,754 but Tom realized that wasn't just true for spouses. 570 00:20:01,854 --> 00:20:04,038 It was true for siblings too. 571 00:20:04,138 --> 00:20:05,400 Siblings make mistakes. 572 00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,764 They evolve. They forgive. 573 00:20:07,864 --> 00:20:09,807 They make you wanna be better. 574 00:20:09,907 --> 00:20:11,530 And sometimes you just gotta highjack 575 00:20:11,630 --> 00:20:13,413 someone else's wedding to figure that out. 576 00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:15,256 - ♪ Say, do you remember ♪ 577 00:20:15,356 --> 00:20:19,062 ♪ Ba-dee-ya, dancin' in September ♪ 578 00:20:19,162 --> 00:20:21,305 ♪ Ba-dee-ya ♪ 579 00:20:21,405 --> 00:20:26,633 ♪ Never was a cloudy day ♪ 580 00:20:26,733 --> 00:20:28,637 ♪ Ba-du, ba-du ♪ 581 00:20:28,737 --> 00:20:30,279 ♪ Ba-du-da, ba-du ♪ 582 00:20:30,379 --> 00:20:32,683 ♪ Ba-du, ba-du ♪ 583 00:20:32,783 --> 00:20:34,326 ♪ Ba-du-da, ba-du ♪ 584 00:20:34,426 --> 00:20:37,831 ♪ Ba-du, ba-du, ba-du-da ♪ 585 00:20:40,996 --> 00:20:42,338 - Boo, come here! We have to cut the cake! 586 00:20:42,438 --> 00:20:43,660 - Whoa, what are you doing? - That's our cake! 587 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,062 [laughter] - Sorry. 588 00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:47,226 I got a little carried away. 589 00:20:47,326 --> 00:20:49,029 - Aw! 590 00:20:49,129 --> 00:20:52,715 - Tom, this is actually, um, amazing. 591 00:20:52,815 --> 00:20:55,078 - Yeah, it's the wedding video we never had. 592 00:20:55,178 --> 00:20:58,123 - The wedding gift I never got you guys. 593 00:20:58,223 --> 00:21:01,008 - Whoo! I'm so happy for-- - Sarah and Denise. 594 00:21:01,108 --> 00:21:03,892 - You're a wonderful couple! Whoo! 595 00:21:03,992 --> 00:21:05,214 - Sarah and Denise. 596 00:21:05,314 --> 00:21:07,378 - Do we know them? - No. 597 00:21:07,478 --> 00:21:09,501 - To think you met at that Kid Rock concert. 598 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,865 [laughter] 599 00:21:11,965 --> 00:21:14,950 - [gags, retching] 600 00:21:15,050 --> 00:21:16,752 Okay. That's enough. 601 00:21:16,852 --> 00:21:18,715 - Oh, oh! - All right, Tom. 602 00:21:18,815 --> 00:21:20,598 - Mom, Mom, Mom! 603 00:21:20,698 --> 00:21:22,882 [overlapping chatter] 604 00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:25,005 - That is a lot of vomit. 605 00:21:25,105 --> 00:21:27,109 [mellow electronic music]