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All aboard, girls!
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Bye!
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Welcome home, honey!
Hi, Daddy!
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Hi, Mom!
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- Mom!
- Hi!
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Hi!
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Wait. Did you get taller?
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- Yes, I did.
- Wow.
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So good. Okay. Oh, here it is.
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- Let's get your trunk.
Yes.
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I double-parked the car
and they're already mad at me.
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- What car?
- Oh, we bought a car.
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- We bought got a car?
- Yeah!
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- What for?
- I'll explain later.
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It's that big blue one
right over there.
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- In the middle of the road.
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Hey, lady,
you kidding me?
Sorry!
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- Sorry, we're going.
One second.
- There's my girl!
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Grandma!
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- Ah!
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- Oh, God, I missed you!
Me, too!
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Lady, you can't stop
in the middle of the street.
Let's go!
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- I'm sorry. Promise,
two more seconds.
- Come on, lady.
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Welcome home gift.
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- Oh, you made this?
- From scratch.
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- Aw!
- It's cashmere.
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I did everything
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- but shave the goat.
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- Margaret! Can you just...
Let's go, ladies.
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I'm so sorry. Yeah,
get the bottom there.
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- Okay. You got it.
- Here we go. Okay.
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- Right on, girls.
- All right, here we go.
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- Oh, God.
- Heavy.
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Watch out for the...
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- Watch out for the bike.
- Oh, God.
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Here we go.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey.
I would've done it.
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Oh, hi!
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I would've done it.
Please, please.
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- Oh, my God. Amazing.
- We got it.
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- Dad!
- Hello! Oh, my goodness!
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- I'm so glad to see you.
- Me, too!
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Look at that! What happened?
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- So, how was camp?
- It was amazing.
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- So, you were in a play?
- Yep!
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Oh, my God. That's incredible.
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- What are those boxes for?
- Don't worry about that.
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I want to hear
more about camp.
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What else did you learn?
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- What else did you do?
- You're moving.
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- What?
- Really, Mom?
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- Sylvia. You promised.
- Oh, wow.
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We're moving?
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Look, it's...
Look, we we're...
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She saw the boxes.
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- She was putting it together.
- I don't think she was.
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- We're moving?
- Okay.
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Just...
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Look, we wanted you
to settle in
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before we sprung the news.
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But, um, your dad
got his promotion.
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Yeah. Isn't that great?
And we found
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- this great house.
Oh, the best house.
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- The best house.
- Where?
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Well, that's the thing.
We got really lucky. And...
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- New Jersey.
Ah...
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- New Jersey?
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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- I said I'd stay out of it.
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We're leaving New York?
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Barely leaving New York.
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It's just on the other side
of the river.
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But...
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But we're happy here.
We don't need to move.
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No, we don't need to move
but we want to move. Right?
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I don't.
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I'll have to leave
all of my friends
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and change schools
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and I'll never
see Grandma anymore.
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That is not true.
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Look, you're going to keep
all your friends here
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and you're going to make more
friends. And listen to this.
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I'm not going to work anymore.
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Do you know what that means?
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That means that I'm not going
to be gone all the time.
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Running from class to class.
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God. Do you know how
bad I felt about that?
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But you love teaching art.
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I do, I do, but...
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But this is,
this is our opportunity.
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I'll be home now.
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I can be home with you
every single day.
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I'll get involved
at your school,
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just like
all your friends' moms.
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And we'll have family dinners
and I'll learn to cook.
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I know it's a lot.
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Can you just
try to believe us?
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Yeah.
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Mmm.
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I love you so much. Come here.
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Come here. You, too.
And you, Sylvia.
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- Sylvia. Come on.
Come on, Mom. Come on.
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Come on.
You know you want to.
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Faster.
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Okay, okay,
I'm coming, I'm coming.
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There we go.
Oh, my darling.
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I'm never
going to see you again.
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Oh, Jesus.
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- Wow.
- So dramatic all the time.
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What are you
taking her over there
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with the schmucks
and the condos
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on the other side
of the Hudson?
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But we're not going to be
in a condo.
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And those
mafia diners,
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where they shoot each other...
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God...
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God?
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Are you there, God?
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It's me... Margaret Simon.
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Um...
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I just wanted... Well...
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First, I've, I've heard a lot
of great things about you.
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I don't want to move.
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I've never lived anywhere
but the city, and...
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I... I don't want to do this.
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Please, I'm begging you.
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Just please, just stop
this move from happening.
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Um, if...
if you can't do that...
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Just please don't let
New Jersey be too horrible.
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- You're gonna have
to hurry up, all right?
- Okay, Dad!
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Okay, you.
You need some light.
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Oh, God.
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They smell bad?
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Oh, they don't
smell good, honey.
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- You're going to be there
very soon. Believe me.
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I'll get it.
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I already know
your name's Margaret
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and you're in sixth grade.
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The real estate agent
sent out,
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like, a tiny flyer about you
to the whole neighborhood.
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It was, like, this big
and it had your picture.
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Oh, okay.
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I'm Nancy.
I'm in sixth grade, too.
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Do you want to
come over to my house
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and run under
the sprinklers with me?
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Oh. I don't know.
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You don't know?
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Oh, no, no, no.
I just mean I'll have to ask.
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Um, just a second.
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- Mom?
- Yeah?
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There's a girl
from the neighborhood
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who asked if I could go
under the sprinklers with her.
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Oh, that's great. Yeah.
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I need my bathing suit.
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Good luck finding it in here.
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That's all right.
She can borrow one of mine.
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Oh, hello.
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Nancy Wheeler.
I live in the bigger house
up the street.
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Come on, let's go.
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Whose class are you in
at Delano?
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Um...
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The letter said "Room 18."
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I'm in room 18, too!
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We were supposed to have
Miss Phipps,
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but she ran off
with some guy to California,
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so we're going to get
a new teacher now.
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Come on. Room's upstairs.
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Voila.
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My bathing suit's over here.
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Um...
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- Here. It's clean.
- Thanks.
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- Where should I change?
- What's wrong with here?
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Nothing. I don't mind
if you don't mind.
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Why would I mind?
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You're still flat.
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Um...
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Well, I'm already growing.
See?
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I'm going to have
a pretty big chest.
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You know,
coming from New York,
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I thought you'd be
a lot more grown up.
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Have you ever kissed a boy?
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You mean, like, really kiss?
Like, on the lips?
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Yeah. Have you?
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Not exactly.
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Neither have I,
but I practice a lot.
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You want to see?
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What?
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- Sorry.
- You have to practice
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or else you won't
be a good kisser.
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Ready to go?
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Sure.
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Follow the leader.
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Yeah, watch me.
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- I'm a supermodel.
- Okay.
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- Evan, you stupid idiot!
- I'm sorry.
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You're such a great model,
by the way.
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Who are they?
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It's my dumb brother
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- and his stupid friend.
- Hey.
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- Mom!
- That was uncalled for.
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Who are you?
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Margaret. Um, we moved in
down the street.
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Oh, so you're the new people?
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Ask your dad if he wants me
to cut the lawn.
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Five bucks, and I trim, too.
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Evan!
Get over here right now!
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- I got to go.
- Dude...
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Got to get us more birdseed.
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Yeah.
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My name's Moose. Moose Freed.
I live down the street, too.
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Um...
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Yeah, but don't forget
to ask your dad
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about the lawn thingy.
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Yeah. I won't.
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Oh,
now I got to go see Evan.
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Sorry you got stuck
with Moose.
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Oh, that's okay.
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Anyways, listen, Margaret.
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I've decided I want you
to join my secret club.
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There's three of us
and I'm letting in one more.
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But you can't wear socks
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or else the others
might not want you.
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Oh.
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See you later.
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Are you there, God?
It's me, Margaret, again.
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It's the first day
of school tomorrow.
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I met this girl, Nancy.
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I don't really know
if she liked me.
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I think she just expected me
to be different or something.
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Anyway, well,
it did get me thinking.
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Maybe it is time for...
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things to be happening
around here?
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Come in.
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Look.
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Anyway, just think
about what I mentioned.
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It was in
with the bathroom stuff.
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I found this, too,
if you need it.
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Thanks, God.
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- Thanks, Mom.
- Mmm-hmm.
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Oh, wow, look at you.
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Are you ready
for your first day?
How you feeling?
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It's going to be great, right?
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And if it's not great, first
days don't count anyways.
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- Right?
Exactly.
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All right.
See you later.
- Bye!
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Bye!
- Did I not
unpack your socks?
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Oh, um, uh...
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I don't want socks.
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Why? You'll get blisters.
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I just don't.
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Okay.
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Oh. Oh, wait. Dad!
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- Hey, hey, Dad!
- Yeah!
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- Hey. Um...
- Hey.
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I forgot to ask you.
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00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:31,044
Um, a boy named Moose asked
258
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if he can cut our lawn
for five bucks.
259
00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:35,918
Moose? Well, tell him thanks,
but no, thanks.
260
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,311
I just got a new power mower
261
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,313
and I'm really excited
for the grass to grow.
262
00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:43,012
- All right. Knock 'em dead
today, all right, sweetie?
- Okay.
263
00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:44,666
- Okay.
- Bye.
264
00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:48,626
I just need to warn you
one more time about the socks.
265
00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:14,870
Oh, Margaret's here.
266
00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:23,835
Hello. Good,
I thought you'd forget.
267
00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:24,967
Guys, this is Margaret,
268
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,403
the one
I was telling you about.
269
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:28,623
- Margaret, this is Janie.
- Hi, nice to meet you.
270
00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:30,668
- Yeah, you, too.
- And this is Gretchen.
271
00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:33,497
- So, you're the fourth.
- Yeah.
272
00:15:33,497 --> 00:15:35,586
Well, you're lucky
we saved you a seat.
273
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:38,111
Or else you'd be sitting
next to Norman Fisher.
274
00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:42,506
Ugh.
275
00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:44,944
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, don't look.
276
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:48,686
Philip Leroy just walked in.
277
00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:51,472
I was praying so hard
he'd be in our class.
278
00:15:51,472 --> 00:15:52,734
Who's Philip Leroy?
279
00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:54,823
Take a guess.
280
00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:04,441
Is that our teacher?
281
00:16:05,529 --> 00:16:08,358
Her? No.
282
00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:11,013
That's Laura Danker.
Stay away from her, okay?
283
00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:13,189
My brother says that
284
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:15,409
she goes behind the A
with him and Moose
285
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:17,715
- and lets them feel her up.
286
00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:26,637
Good morning, class.
287
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:28,117
First, let me
introduce myself.
288
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I am Mr. Benedict.
289
00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,992
And I'm your new
sixth grade teacher.
290
00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:36,082
Please complete
the following sentences
291
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:39,389
so we can get to know each
other a little better, yeah?
292
00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:42,958
Now, I'll begin, just to
start things off for you guys.
293
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:45,439
I love that I'm finally
294
00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,615
getting to be a teacher
for the first time.
295
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:50,444
I hate...
296
00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:52,620
feeling self-conscious
297
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,013
trying not to feel
self-conscious because
298
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,580
then you only feel
more self-conscious
299
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:57,755
and then you're blabbing
in front of
300
00:16:57,755 --> 00:16:59,105
a whole bunch of kids. Um...
301
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,890
I'm looking forward to
the year with you all.
302
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,371
Okay, uh, your turn.
303
00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:15,773
Pass it on.
304
00:17:28,569 --> 00:17:30,614
Yes. Okay.
305
00:17:37,752 --> 00:17:39,841
Can any of you go in here?
306
00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:44,193
Ugh, no.
307
00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:47,022
Back in the box.
308
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:04,779
Okay. All right. Enough.
309
00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:06,563
Enough, enough, enough.
310
00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:21,709
- Hello?
- Guess who?
311
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:23,972
Oh. Sylvia, hi. Um...
312
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:27,715
- Margaret's not home yet.
- It's 3:32.
313
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:29,717
Yeah?
314
00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:32,850
You said she's out at 3:15
and the walk is ten minutes.
315
00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:34,635
Yes, I did say that.
But, well...
316
00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:35,940
I'm sure she'll be
317
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,246
walking through that door
any minute now.
318
00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:39,292
Well...
319
00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:42,033
Okay. I guess I'll just wait.
320
00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:44,035
Okay.
321
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:48,910
So, how are you?
322
00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:52,392
I am fine. I'm good. Yes.
323
00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:54,611
- And how are you?
- Oh, fine.
324
00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:57,048
I read that when you don't
have any loved ones around
325
00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:59,529
your life expectancy
drops drastically,
326
00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:01,096
but, you know,
I've had a good run.
327
00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:06,057
You have.
You really have. Um...
328
00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:08,190
Margaret is here.
Just a second.
329
00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:11,411
- It's Grandma.
- Oh. Where's the Band-Aids?
330
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:13,761
Mmm.
331
00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:15,502
- Grandma!
- Honey!
332
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:17,852
How's New Jersey?
Are you okay?
333
00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:19,767
You can tell me the truth.
334
00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:21,160
You know,
it's actually not that bad.
335
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:26,208
Well, that's great news!
Wonderful news.
336
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,818
Anyway, I was thinking
337
00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:30,778
that you could come visit
the weekend after next.
338
00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:32,301
I'll get tickets to a show.
339
00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:33,781
You can stay overnight,
340
00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:35,565
we'll have
a little slumber party.
341
00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:36,827
That could be fun, right?
342
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,351
Oh, I'd love that.
343
00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:40,788
Oh, I knew you would. Great.
344
00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:42,659
And I'll tell your mother
it was your idea.
345
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:44,400
- Okay?
- Okay.
346
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:47,360
- Bye. Bye.
- Bye, sweetheart.
347
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:48,752
- Bye.
- Love you.
348
00:19:52,974 --> 00:19:55,106
Hey, Mom, can I go Nancy's?
349
00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:57,108
Right now?
But you just got home.
350
00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:58,501
I haven't even heard
about your day yet.
351
00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:01,374
- I know, but can I go?
- Can I have one word?
352
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:03,376
Ugh... Uh?
353
00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:04,507
Is that a word?
354
00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:07,336
- Can I go? Bye.
- Yes, yes, okay, go.
355
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:09,512
- I love you. Bye!
- Bye!
356
00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:12,472
Freddy was like,
"Boom, boom, look at me!"
357
00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:14,082
He's like,
"Make up your mind!"
358
00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:15,692
- She wants attention.
- Obviously.
359
00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:17,651
I know.
With her "boobala joobeelee."
360
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:19,653
- Hi!
361
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,611
We were talking about
Laura Danker again.
362
00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:24,788
Yeah. And how she got
even bigger over the summer.
363
00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:27,269
Yeah, she looked so grown up.
364
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,184
You know she's worn
a bra since fourth grade?
365
00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:31,055
And I bet you a dollar
she gets her period, too.
366
00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:32,927
Well,
I know for sure
someone in the school does.
367
00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:35,277
- How?
- I always check the bins.
368
00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:37,148
- You know those little bins
in the stall?
- Mmm.
369
00:20:37,148 --> 00:20:39,542
All right. Let's get down
to business, huh?
370
00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:41,849
- First of all...
- Thanks.
371
00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:43,981
...this secret club
is a secret.
372
00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:46,810
Nobody tells anybody
what happens here,
373
00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:48,203
- all right?
- Duh.
374
00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:50,205
Second, if you want
to be in the club,
375
00:20:50,205 --> 00:20:52,076
then you have to
follow the rules.
376
00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:53,556
What kind of rules?
377
00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:56,255
Well, I don't know.
I'm thinking of them.
378
00:20:57,473 --> 00:20:59,649
Don't rush me. Hmm.
379
00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:02,391
Oh, I have one.
380
00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:06,395
If you want to be in the club,
then you have to wear a bra.
381
00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:09,746
I have one.
382
00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:13,054
If you guys get your period,
you have to tell us about it.
383
00:21:13,054 --> 00:21:14,447
- Yes.
Immediately.
384
00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:16,100
Every detail.
Especially how it feels.
385
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:18,189
Mmm-hmm.
Ooh, mine is,
386
00:21:18,189 --> 00:21:19,626
we can make a Boy Book
387
00:21:19,626 --> 00:21:21,236
and write down the names
of the boys that we like.
388
00:21:21,236 --> 00:21:23,760
Mmm-hmm!
What about you, Margaret?
389
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,109
What's your rule?
390
00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:31,594
Um...
391
00:21:31,594 --> 00:21:36,077
Yeah, with the Boy Books,
we have to show them
392
00:21:36,077 --> 00:21:40,124
to each other at every meeting
and we can't ever lie.
393
00:21:41,909 --> 00:21:43,824
- All right.
394
00:21:43,824 --> 00:21:46,174
Let's get
this party rolling.
395
00:21:47,262 --> 00:21:48,481
Whoo!
396
00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:27,389
Okay, honey.
397
00:22:31,045 --> 00:22:32,873
All right. Mmm.
398
00:22:32,873 --> 00:22:33,961
See you tomorrow.
399
00:22:36,093 --> 00:22:37,356
I want to get a bra.
400
00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:41,751
Oh.
401
00:22:43,536 --> 00:22:45,146
You... You think you need one?
402
00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:47,844
Oh, no. Oh, honey.
403
00:22:47,844 --> 00:22:51,718
I'm so sorry.
No, I just mean that, uh...
404
00:22:51,718 --> 00:22:53,154
Bras are kind of a pain,
405
00:22:53,154 --> 00:22:55,548
so you know, why start sooner
406
00:22:55,548 --> 00:22:56,897
than you need to?
407
00:22:58,681 --> 00:23:01,467
But if you want one,
we... we can get you one.
408
00:23:01,467 --> 00:23:02,468
Well, yeah.
409
00:23:03,294 --> 00:23:04,383
So you want one?
410
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,514
Yes. I already said that.
411
00:23:05,514 --> 00:23:08,387
Right. Okay.
412
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:12,391
Great. Well, all right.
Well, then, we will do that.
413
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:15,394
- This week?
- Yes. Good night.
414
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:20,050
Good night. Good night,
my sweet. Okay.
415
00:23:20,050 --> 00:23:21,791
So glad
that's over with, God.
416
00:23:31,279 --> 00:23:32,672
I'm sorry.
Hold on, just a moment.
417
00:23:34,282 --> 00:23:35,805
Are you here
for the PTA meeting?
418
00:23:35,805 --> 00:23:39,287
Oh, yes. Hi, hi.
I'm Barbara Simon.
419
00:23:39,287 --> 00:23:42,943
Oh, Barbara! I'm Jan Wheeler.
Nancy's mother.
420
00:23:42,943 --> 00:23:45,380
- I met Margaret.
- Oh, oh.
421
00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:47,121
We're just about to get
started, so please come in.
422
00:23:47,121 --> 00:23:48,949
- Have a seat.
- Okay, thank you.
423
00:23:48,949 --> 00:23:50,298
- All right.
- Just anywhere is fine?
424
00:23:50,298 --> 00:23:51,734
- Here. Just right here.
- Okay, okay.
425
00:23:51,734 --> 00:23:53,736
Here we go.
426
00:23:55,346 --> 00:23:58,001
Thank you all for coming.
427
00:23:58,001 --> 00:24:00,656
Delano is nothing without
its dedicated parents.
428
00:24:00,656 --> 00:24:02,136
Let's dive right in
and get started
429
00:24:02,136 --> 00:24:03,746
the way we do every year,
430
00:24:03,746 --> 00:24:05,748
by forming our committees.
431
00:24:05,748 --> 00:24:08,664
First up,
we have the Campus
Improvement Committee.
432
00:24:08,664 --> 00:24:09,752
Any volunteers?
433
00:24:09,752 --> 00:24:11,450
Ooh. Okay.
434
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:13,756
Oh. Wonderful.
435
00:24:13,756 --> 00:24:17,325
Uh-huh. Barbara,
I got you. Okay.
436
00:24:17,325 --> 00:24:20,502
Next, the Delano
Social Committee.
437
00:24:21,155 --> 00:24:22,243
Sure, yeah. Okay.
438
00:24:22,243 --> 00:24:25,638
- Okay.
- Great.
439
00:24:25,638 --> 00:24:27,770
All right.
The Fundraising Committee.
440
00:24:30,381 --> 00:24:31,557
Good for you, Barbara.
441
00:24:31,557 --> 00:24:33,036
This is going to be great.
442
00:24:33,036 --> 00:24:35,212
All right, pencils down.
443
00:24:35,212 --> 00:24:37,737
Kindly pass
your worksheets forward.
444
00:24:37,737 --> 00:24:39,652
How'd you do, Margaret?
445
00:24:39,652 --> 00:24:40,740
I think
I did pretty good.
446
00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:42,002
All right, uh...
447
00:24:42,002 --> 00:24:44,526
Before the bell,
I want to share some news
448
00:24:44,526 --> 00:24:47,094
that I think will make you all
very happy.
449
00:24:47,094 --> 00:24:50,140
Now that you all
are in the sixth grade,
450
00:24:50,140 --> 00:24:54,275
you'll get to do a full,
year-long research project.
451
00:24:54,275 --> 00:24:56,016
- Yes!
452
00:24:56,016 --> 00:24:57,496
The worst.
453
00:24:59,802 --> 00:25:00,977
Margaret, I would like
to talk to you
454
00:25:00,977 --> 00:25:02,979
for a moment after class.
455
00:25:02,979 --> 00:25:05,460
Uh-oh.
What'd you do, Margaret?
456
00:25:11,379 --> 00:25:13,381
- Hi.
- Please have a seat.
457
00:25:15,818 --> 00:25:17,907
So basically,
I'm just having little chats
458
00:25:17,907 --> 00:25:20,170
with each student in advance
of your research projects
459
00:25:20,170 --> 00:25:21,607
to answer any questions
460
00:25:21,607 --> 00:25:23,739
or perhaps guide you
toward a topic of choice.
461
00:25:24,610 --> 00:25:25,828
Oh.
462
00:25:25,828 --> 00:25:28,396
And I read your
getting-to-know-you paper.
463
00:25:28,396 --> 00:25:30,441
And I noticed
under the "I hate" section,
464
00:25:30,441 --> 00:25:33,270
you wrote
"religious holidays."
465
00:25:33,270 --> 00:25:36,056
Which I... I found curious.
466
00:25:39,363 --> 00:25:42,105
If you don't want to share,
you don't...
467
00:25:42,105 --> 00:25:43,280
You don't have to, Margaret.
468
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:45,631
Oh, no. It's just, um...
469
00:25:45,631 --> 00:25:47,546
I guess I just
don't like those holidays
470
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,548
because I don't
celebrate any of them.
471
00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:51,811
My dad is Jewish
and my mom's Christian,
472
00:25:51,811 --> 00:25:54,727
so instead of picking
which religion I am, uh,
473
00:25:54,727 --> 00:25:56,642
they just decided
that I wouldn't have one
474
00:25:56,642 --> 00:25:58,818
and I can choose
when I grow up.
475
00:25:58,818 --> 00:26:02,038
And have you
given that much thought?
476
00:26:02,038 --> 00:26:04,214
Not really. My grandma
wants me to be Jewish.
477
00:26:04,214 --> 00:26:05,389
And your other grandparents
478
00:26:05,389 --> 00:26:07,653
want you to be Christian,
I imagine.
479
00:26:07,653 --> 00:26:09,263
I don't know.
I've never met them before.
480
00:26:09,263 --> 00:26:10,960
They live in Ohio.
481
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,483
So you've never met them
at all?
482
00:26:14,616 --> 00:26:15,791
- No.
- Oh.
483
00:26:16,879 --> 00:26:20,143
Well, if I may suggest it,
484
00:26:21,231 --> 00:26:23,233
I feel like
"religion" could be
485
00:26:23,233 --> 00:26:25,366
a very compelling
research topic for you.
486
00:26:29,152 --> 00:26:30,414
Tickets are tenth row,
487
00:26:30,414 --> 00:26:33,026
dead center, very hard to get.
488
00:26:33,026 --> 00:26:34,984
- Tell her that.
I will.
489
00:26:34,984 --> 00:26:37,204
- Is she excited?
- She's excited.
490
00:26:37,204 --> 00:26:40,207
Well, I mean, is she excited
or is she just excited?
491
00:26:40,773 --> 00:26:42,383
She's excited.
492
00:26:42,383 --> 00:26:44,951
Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'll
let you go. Well, I'm excited!
493
00:26:44,951 --> 00:26:46,735
- Okay, bye.
- Bye.
494
00:26:48,084 --> 00:26:49,172
Hey.
495
00:26:49,172 --> 00:26:50,783
- Hey.
- What happened to the couch?
496
00:26:50,783 --> 00:26:53,829
Uh, it's time to turn over
a new leaf.
497
00:26:53,829 --> 00:26:56,353
I was thinking
maybe something modern?
498
00:26:56,353 --> 00:26:58,791
I don't know. I have to think
about it. How was school?
499
00:26:58,791 --> 00:27:01,184
You're home a little later
than usual, huh?
500
00:27:01,184 --> 00:27:03,056
Yeah.
501
00:27:03,056 --> 00:27:06,059
Hey. How come I've never met
your mom or dad?
502
00:27:07,016 --> 00:27:08,931
Um...
503
00:27:08,931 --> 00:27:10,759
Well, what made you
think about that?
504
00:27:10,759 --> 00:27:12,500
Just wondering.
505
00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:15,111
I mean, I know
that we don't see them
506
00:27:15,111 --> 00:27:16,939
because they're
so far away,
507
00:27:16,939 --> 00:27:18,637
but why don't we
even talk to them?
508
00:27:21,074 --> 00:27:23,250
We just, we just don't.
509
00:27:23,250 --> 00:27:25,339
It's, uh... It's, um...
510
00:27:26,470 --> 00:27:28,081
It's such a long story.
511
00:27:28,081 --> 00:27:29,517
What do you mean?
512
00:27:29,517 --> 00:27:32,172
I mean,
I'll tell you another time.
513
00:27:32,172 --> 00:27:33,826
Why can't you just
tell me now?
514
00:27:37,351 --> 00:27:38,352
Um...
515
00:27:43,879 --> 00:27:45,707
I just...
516
00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:51,931
Look, I just...
517
00:27:53,846 --> 00:27:54,847
Uh...
518
00:27:56,196 --> 00:27:58,589
So, um...
519
00:27:58,589 --> 00:28:01,462
We don't see
my parents because, um...
520
00:28:03,594 --> 00:28:05,248
They don't want to.
521
00:28:06,554 --> 00:28:08,034
What?
522
00:28:08,034 --> 00:28:10,819
My mom and dad are very,
very devout Christians, and...
523
00:28:11,733 --> 00:28:13,300
before you were born,
524
00:28:13,300 --> 00:28:17,043
when your dad
and I first fell in love,
525
00:28:17,043 --> 00:28:21,656
um, they told me that
it would be very hard for them
526
00:28:21,656 --> 00:28:23,266
to, uh, have a...
527
00:28:24,311 --> 00:28:25,312
Sorry.
528
00:28:26,139 --> 00:28:28,141
Jewish son-in-law.
529
00:28:28,141 --> 00:28:29,533
They told me it would be
very hard for them
530
00:28:29,533 --> 00:28:32,275
to have a Jewish son-in-law.
531
00:28:32,275 --> 00:28:34,800
And that
if I wanted to marry him,
532
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,976
that was my business, but
533
00:28:36,976 --> 00:28:39,543
I wouldn't be
their daughter anymore.
534
00:28:41,067 --> 00:28:42,633
But you are their daughter.
535
00:28:46,681 --> 00:28:51,338
Mmm-hmm. I guess,
um, what I mean is that, um...
536
00:28:53,949 --> 00:28:56,299
They just didn't want me
in their life anymore.
537
00:28:58,562 --> 00:28:59,694
So, I'm not.
538
00:29:04,699 --> 00:29:07,920
- Mom.
- It's okay. Oh, honey.
539
00:29:10,009 --> 00:29:11,880
It was a long time ago.
540
00:29:13,490 --> 00:29:15,144
I have you guys.
541
00:29:15,144 --> 00:29:17,756
Okay, you know what?
I took Dad to the station
542
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:19,192
so we could have the car
543
00:29:19,192 --> 00:29:20,802
because we're supposed to
go shopping, remember?
544
00:29:21,847 --> 00:29:23,413
Remember? Bras?
545
00:29:23,413 --> 00:29:24,763
Whoo-hoo.
546
00:29:27,113 --> 00:29:28,897
Are you there, God?
It's me, Margaret.
547
00:29:30,551 --> 00:29:32,466
I can't believe this.
548
00:29:32,466 --> 00:29:34,685
What kind of parents
would do that?
549
00:29:34,685 --> 00:29:36,426
And blame it on religion?
550
00:29:37,993 --> 00:29:40,691
God, please
take care of my mom.
551
00:29:40,691 --> 00:29:41,910
She's a good person.
552
00:29:41,910 --> 00:29:44,217
- She's nice to everyone.
- You're welcome.
553
00:29:44,217 --> 00:29:45,958
Even when
she doesn't need to be.
554
00:29:45,958 --> 00:29:47,089
- Thank you.
- Can't forget about you.
555
00:29:48,743 --> 00:29:50,745
I don't know
why this happened.
556
00:29:50,745 --> 00:29:53,792
But please, somehow,
make it all okay.
557
00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:56,011
And here are the bras.
558
00:29:56,011 --> 00:29:58,100
Oh, also,
I'm getting a bra today.
559
00:29:58,100 --> 00:29:59,798
I'd like something
to put in it, please.
560
00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:02,061
Excuse me.
561
00:30:02,061 --> 00:30:05,064
Uh, we're looking for a bra
for my daughter.
562
00:30:05,064 --> 00:30:08,328
Hmm. Well, we don't have
many that small.
563
00:30:08,328 --> 00:30:10,025
But come with me, dear,
I'll measure you.
564
00:30:14,508 --> 00:30:15,639
Arms up, dear.
565
00:30:21,254 --> 00:30:22,603
Hmm.
566
00:30:22,603 --> 00:30:26,128
Barely a 28.
Not even a double-A.
567
00:30:26,128 --> 00:30:27,608
Your best bet
is going to be to go with
568
00:30:27,608 --> 00:30:29,349
- one of these Gro-Bras here.
- It's okay.
569
00:30:29,349 --> 00:30:32,265
So, one day, when you do grow,
it'll grow with you.
570
00:30:32,265 --> 00:30:34,006
Okay. Thank you very much.
571
00:30:34,006 --> 00:30:36,051
Sure.
- Thanks, we'll just
go try it on.
572
00:30:40,142 --> 00:30:42,710
- Um...
- Hmm? Oh.
573
00:30:42,710 --> 00:30:44,973
Yeah. Can I just...
I'll just... Yep.
574
00:30:44,973 --> 00:30:47,106
Here we go.
575
00:30:47,106 --> 00:30:49,499
This is
always the tough bit.
576
00:30:49,499 --> 00:30:52,067
I can't even do this
to this day.
577
00:30:52,067 --> 00:30:55,636
Okay. All right. Can I see?
578
00:30:58,944 --> 00:31:01,729
- How's that feel?
- I cannot wait to take it off.
579
00:31:01,729 --> 00:31:04,253
Yeah. Welcome to womanhood.
580
00:31:34,631 --> 00:31:35,850
Oh, hello.
581
00:31:35,850 --> 00:31:36,938
Hello.
582
00:31:36,938 --> 00:31:39,941
Look at you. Working the land.
583
00:31:40,942 --> 00:31:42,509
Heavy machinery, ouch.
584
00:31:42,509 --> 00:31:44,598
Be better if I take
my shirt off or it's too much?
585
00:31:44,598 --> 00:31:45,860
Not for me.
586
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:47,688
- Ooh.
587
00:31:47,688 --> 00:31:49,124
There it is, yeah.
588
00:31:51,431 --> 00:31:53,346
You ever been kissed
in the suburbs?
589
00:31:53,346 --> 00:31:54,347
- No, sir.
590
00:32:12,365 --> 00:32:15,759
I'm Laura Danker.
What's your name?
591
00:32:31,340 --> 00:32:33,342
God damn it!
592
00:32:33,342 --> 00:32:36,258
Oh, my God. Oh,
my God. Did you lose a finger?
593
00:32:36,258 --> 00:32:40,175
It does say,
"Stop the engine motor
594
00:32:40,175 --> 00:32:42,090
"before cleaning the mower,
unclogging the chute."
595
00:32:42,090 --> 00:32:43,439
Whose side are you on?
596
00:32:43,439 --> 00:32:44,963
Well, no, you turn off
the motor before you...
597
00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:46,094
I'm fine.
598
00:32:46,094 --> 00:32:47,791
You have to
turn the motor off, Dad.
599
00:32:57,540 --> 00:32:58,889
Well, time for
Boy Books, everyone.
600
00:32:59,629 --> 00:33:00,717
Who wants to go first?
601
00:33:00,717 --> 00:33:02,067
Like it matters.
602
00:33:02,067 --> 00:33:04,286
We all already know
who everyone put down.
603
00:33:05,070 --> 00:33:07,072
Philip Leroy!
604
00:33:07,072 --> 00:33:08,508
He's so cute.
605
00:33:08,508 --> 00:33:09,900
It's been the same
since second grade.
606
00:33:09,900 --> 00:33:11,250
Well, he looks
better this year.
607
00:33:11,250 --> 00:33:12,860
Really?
- Yes. He must have gone
608
00:33:12,860 --> 00:33:14,253
- to the beach or something.
- He doesn't look
609
00:33:14,253 --> 00:33:16,255
- any different.
- Who'd you put down, Margaret?
610
00:33:16,255 --> 00:33:19,040
- Yeah, I put him, too.
611
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:20,476
All right, well,
that was quick.
612
00:33:20,476 --> 00:33:24,176
Now it's time to check
for the bras.
613
00:33:24,176 --> 00:33:25,873
- Gretchen has a bra.
614
00:33:25,873 --> 00:33:27,353
Janie has a bra.
615
00:33:28,180 --> 00:33:30,138
Margaret has a bra. Huh.
616
00:33:30,138 --> 00:33:31,835
Now, let's go around
and tell our sizes.
617
00:33:31,835 --> 00:33:35,491
Well, mine didn't say
it had a size.
618
00:33:35,491 --> 00:33:37,450
It just said it was a Gro-Bra.
619
00:33:37,450 --> 00:33:39,147
Yeah, I got that one, too.
620
00:33:39,147 --> 00:33:40,540
Oh, same here.
621
00:33:40,540 --> 00:33:41,932
Well, not me.
622
00:33:41,932 --> 00:33:43,412
I'm a 32, double-A.
623
00:33:45,327 --> 00:33:47,416
If you want to get out
of those small bras,
624
00:33:47,416 --> 00:33:48,548
you're going to have to do
625
00:33:48,548 --> 00:33:50,202
the same exercising
technique I do.
626
00:33:50,202 --> 00:33:52,682
- There's an exercise?
Of course there is.
627
00:33:52,682 --> 00:33:54,293
You hold your arms
out like this
628
00:33:54,293 --> 00:33:58,036
and you say, "I must, I must,
I must increase my bust.
629
00:33:58,036 --> 00:34:01,169
"I must, I must,
I must increase my bust."
630
00:34:01,169 --> 00:34:03,693
- Does that really work?
- I'm living proof.
631
00:34:03,693 --> 00:34:06,609
Now come on, get up.
Get up! Get up! Get up!
632
00:34:06,609 --> 00:34:08,829
You'll see. Get up.
633
00:34:08,829 --> 00:34:12,006
I must, I must,
I must increase my bust.
634
00:34:12,006 --> 00:34:14,269
I must,
I must increase my bust.
635
00:34:14,269 --> 00:34:15,705
Chin up!
636
00:34:15,705 --> 00:34:19,231
We must, we must,
we must increase our bust.
637
00:34:19,231 --> 00:34:23,191
We must, we must,
we must increase our bust.
638
00:34:23,191 --> 00:34:24,758
"We must, we must,
639
00:34:24,758 --> 00:34:27,065
-"we must increase our bust."
640
00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:29,371
Shut up! You're so stupid!
641
00:34:29,371 --> 00:34:30,503
- Shut up!
I can feel it working!
642
00:34:30,503 --> 00:34:32,374
Mom!
643
00:34:33,984 --> 00:34:35,203
Grandma said
she'll pick you up
644
00:34:35,203 --> 00:34:36,335
right where you pull in.
645
00:34:36,335 --> 00:34:37,684
- Yes.
- I don't want you to talk to
646
00:34:37,684 --> 00:34:38,772
anybody on the bus.
647
00:34:38,772 --> 00:34:39,990
- Especially men.
- Right.
648
00:34:39,990 --> 00:34:41,209
And you find a nice seat
by yourself...
649
00:34:41,209 --> 00:34:43,081
- Okay. Okay, Dad.
- ...by the bus driver.
650
00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:44,604
Um, excuse me, sir,
this young lady,
651
00:34:44,604 --> 00:34:46,258
she's traveling
by herself today
652
00:34:46,258 --> 00:34:47,476
and I was just wondering if
you could keep an eye on her?
653
00:34:47,476 --> 00:34:48,608
Sure, lady.
- Mom, come on.
654
00:34:48,608 --> 00:34:49,739
Okay, good bye. Good bye.
655
00:34:49,739 --> 00:34:51,001
- It's going to be fun. Bye.
- Bye!
656
00:34:51,741 --> 00:34:52,829
- Okay. Have fun.
- See ya.
657
00:34:52,829 --> 00:34:54,353
Right there, right there!
658
00:34:56,398 --> 00:34:57,704
Good.
There you go.
659
00:34:57,704 --> 00:35:00,141
- See ya!
- Independence is good, right?
660
00:35:01,708 --> 00:35:03,797
Are you there, God?
It's me, Margaret.
661
00:35:03,797 --> 00:35:07,105
I'm a little nervous,
actually, about being alone,
662
00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:08,628
so can you just
663
00:35:08,628 --> 00:35:10,456
not let anything
really horrible happen?
664
00:35:12,197 --> 00:35:14,851
Oh, good. That makes me feel
a little better.
665
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:20,988
You know, maybe I will do
my school project on religion.
666
00:35:22,729 --> 00:35:26,428
I think it's finally time
for me to decide
what to be, God.
667
00:35:27,603 --> 00:35:28,952
You wouldn't mind, would you?
668
00:35:29,866 --> 00:35:31,694
I'll tell you all about it.
669
00:35:31,694 --> 00:35:34,088
And I promise
I won't make any decisions
without you first.
670
00:35:46,535 --> 00:35:48,494
♪ I am the very model
Of a modern Major-General
671
00:35:48,494 --> 00:35:50,887
♪ I've information vegetable
Animal, and mineral
672
00:35:50,887 --> 00:35:52,411
♪ I know the kings of England
673
00:35:52,411 --> 00:35:53,847
♪ And I quote
The fights historical... ♪
674
00:35:53,847 --> 00:35:54,935
Grandma!
675
00:35:54,935 --> 00:35:56,502
Darling, you made it.
676
00:35:56,502 --> 00:36:00,070
Oh, look at you!
You look gorgeous.
677
00:36:00,070 --> 00:36:01,246
So do you. Your hair's red.
678
00:36:01,246 --> 00:36:02,899
Yes, everybody thinks
I'm a showgirl.
679
00:36:02,899 --> 00:36:04,553
Come on, we'll drop your bag
with the doorman
680
00:36:04,553 --> 00:36:06,947
and then, we're gonna scoot
to the Delacorte.
681
00:36:06,947 --> 00:36:08,340
♪ With many cheerful facts
682
00:36:08,340 --> 00:36:09,210
♪ About the square
Of the hypotenuse
683
00:36:09,210 --> 00:36:10,559
♪ With many cheerful facts
684
00:36:10,559 --> 00:36:11,647
♪ About the square
Of the hypotenuse
685
00:36:11,647 --> 00:36:12,996
♪ With many cheerful facts
686
00:36:12,996 --> 00:36:14,737
♪ About the square
Of the hypotenuse
687
00:36:16,478 --> 00:36:18,698
♪ Then I can write a washing
Bill in Babylonic cuneiform
688
00:36:18,698 --> 00:36:20,830
♪ And tell you every detail
Of Caractacus's uniform
689
00:36:20,830 --> 00:36:22,832
♪ In short, in matters
Vegetable, animal, and mineral
690
00:36:22,832 --> 00:36:25,574
♪ I am the very model
Of a modern Major-General
691
00:36:25,574 --> 00:36:27,794
♪ In short, in matters
Vegetable, animal, and mineral
692
00:36:27,794 --> 00:36:29,839
♪ He is the very model
Of a modern Major-General ♪
693
00:36:34,279 --> 00:36:35,758
Wait, a minute. Okay.
You should always
694
00:36:35,758 --> 00:36:38,370
put your hand lotion on
last thing at night.
695
00:36:38,370 --> 00:36:39,545
And then, some ladies
696
00:36:39,545 --> 00:36:41,286
put gloves on
over that to sleep in.
697
00:36:41,286 --> 00:36:43,288
- You know why?
- No.
698
00:36:43,288 --> 00:36:45,681
Okay. You have to promise
not to tell anybody this,
699
00:36:45,681 --> 00:36:46,813
what I'm going to
tell you now.
700
00:36:46,813 --> 00:36:49,294
- Okay? Okay, swear?
- Okay. I swear.
701
00:36:49,294 --> 00:36:50,686
So, I actually did this.
702
00:36:50,686 --> 00:36:52,166
I got a really
fabulous hand cream
703
00:36:52,166 --> 00:36:53,602
and I bought these
white gloves
704
00:36:53,602 --> 00:36:55,038
- and I put them on. All right.
- Oh!
705
00:36:55,038 --> 00:36:57,040
No, I did, I did. And so,
I'm lying there, like,
706
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:58,346
I must've been asleep,
707
00:36:58,346 --> 00:36:59,608
and you know,
and I must've gone like this
708
00:36:59,608 --> 00:37:01,958
and I was, like,
"Ah! Who's in here?"
709
00:37:01,958 --> 00:37:04,918
Because I couldn't
feel my own hands.
710
00:37:06,485 --> 00:37:08,226
- I was frightened.
711
00:37:10,402 --> 00:37:15,015
Oh, God. You are a fab...
I had the best time tonight.
712
00:37:15,015 --> 00:37:17,670
- It was amazing.
- You are a great date, toots.
713
00:37:17,670 --> 00:37:19,454
Oh, my gosh. You are.
714
00:37:19,454 --> 00:37:22,675
Lordy, Lordy.
715
00:37:22,675 --> 00:37:25,199
Before I forget,
if you hear, like, a
716
00:37:25,199 --> 00:37:26,809
or a
it's not me.
717
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,203
Okay? You're just dreaming
718
00:37:29,203 --> 00:37:31,074
and you're dreaming.
All right?
719
00:37:31,074 --> 00:37:33,163
Okay. Sweet dreams.
720
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:43,435
Hey, Grandma.
721
00:37:44,044 --> 00:37:45,306
Yeah, sugar.
722
00:37:46,916 --> 00:37:49,179
Do you think maybe I could go
723
00:37:49,179 --> 00:37:50,790
to the temple
with you sometime?
724
00:37:50,790 --> 00:37:53,358
You bet you can.
725
00:37:54,315 --> 00:37:56,012
Really? Really?
726
00:37:56,622 --> 00:37:58,188
Yeah.
727
00:37:58,188 --> 00:38:01,235
We'll go in the morning.
I got to find what to wear.
728
00:38:02,584 --> 00:38:04,673
Welcome.
729
00:38:04,673 --> 00:38:07,720
- Welcome.
- My granddaughter
is here with me today.
730
00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:09,025
Shabbat Shalom.
731
00:38:09,025 --> 00:38:11,593
My granddaughter.
My granddaughter.
732
00:38:16,511 --> 00:38:19,122
There's the rabbi.
He's the best in the city.
733
00:38:19,122 --> 00:38:21,211
Two hours, in and out,
bing, bang, boom.
734
00:38:22,212 --> 00:38:23,823
Welcome, dear friends.
735
00:38:23,823 --> 00:38:25,215
Oh, it's starting.
736
00:38:25,215 --> 00:38:26,695
Shabbat Shalom.
737
00:38:26,695 --> 00:38:28,306
Shabbat Shalom.
738
00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:30,308
Shabbat Shalom
means "hello," "goodbye,"
739
00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:32,179
"peace and harmony,"
and other stuff.
740
00:38:32,179 --> 00:38:33,746
...in thanks to God
this morning.
741
00:38:33,746 --> 00:38:38,098
We open our prayer books
and we turn to page 26.
742
00:39:09,434 --> 00:39:10,739
Agree to the terms
743
00:39:10,739 --> 00:39:12,698
of their covenant with God.
744
00:39:12,698 --> 00:39:14,395
Shabbat Shalom.
745
00:39:14,395 --> 00:39:15,875
Oh, that was lovely.
746
00:39:15,875 --> 00:39:16,919
Oh!
747
00:39:18,530 --> 00:39:21,663
Oh, sweetheart. Congratulations.
748
00:39:21,663 --> 00:39:23,361
Mazel tov.
749
00:39:26,189 --> 00:39:27,539
I don't know, God.
750
00:39:27,539 --> 00:39:29,802
The people seem nice
and I like the music,
751
00:39:29,802 --> 00:39:33,936
but I guess I expected
something else?
752
00:39:33,936 --> 00:39:37,984
I don't know what exactly.
A feeling, maybe?
753
00:39:39,551 --> 00:39:41,857
I can't believe
that she took you to temple
754
00:39:41,857 --> 00:39:43,163
without even asking us.
755
00:39:43,163 --> 00:39:44,512
I'm honestly surprised
it took her so long.
756
00:39:44,512 --> 00:39:46,732
I told you guys
that it was my idea.
757
00:39:46,732 --> 00:39:48,734
I just wanted to try it out.
758
00:39:48,734 --> 00:39:50,997
I'm going to try church, too,
Mom, so don't freak out.
759
00:39:50,997 --> 00:39:52,085
I don't care about church.
760
00:39:52,085 --> 00:39:53,652
I don't want you
to go to church.
761
00:39:53,652 --> 00:39:55,697
I don't think you should be
bothering yourself
762
00:39:55,697 --> 00:39:57,351
with any of this stuff
right now.
763
00:39:57,351 --> 00:39:59,266
You said that I can choose my
own religion when I grow up.
764
00:39:59,266 --> 00:40:01,529
Yeah, when you grow up.
When you're an adult.
765
00:40:01,529 --> 00:40:03,009
I'm almost 12.
766
00:40:03,009 --> 00:40:05,403
- That's almost an adult.
- Honey, no.
767
00:40:06,969 --> 00:40:09,494
- Margaret. Honey.
768
00:40:10,233 --> 00:40:11,670
I shouldn't have laughed.
769
00:40:11,670 --> 00:40:14,020
- It was funny.
- I just...
770
00:40:14,020 --> 00:40:15,717
I don't want her to go through
any of it.
771
00:40:15,717 --> 00:40:18,416
I don't either. But it might
not be the worst thing.
772
00:40:19,765 --> 00:40:20,896
Think about it.
773
00:40:20,896 --> 00:40:22,420
What does that mean?
774
00:40:22,898 --> 00:40:23,943
Well...
775
00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:27,381
she'll go to a couple of
endless services
776
00:40:27,381 --> 00:40:28,817
and then, she'll realize
how lucky she was
777
00:40:28,817 --> 00:40:29,992
we never made her go.
778
00:40:31,124 --> 00:40:32,995
Know what got me off
going to temple?
779
00:40:32,995 --> 00:40:35,128
- What?
- Going to temple.
780
00:40:35,128 --> 00:40:36,477
You don't understand
a word they're saying.
781
00:40:36,477 --> 00:40:37,783
And you sit there
for a long time.
782
00:40:39,349 --> 00:40:41,264
Oh, honey. Oh.
783
00:40:41,264 --> 00:40:43,092
- What?
- I am so sorry. I am...
784
00:40:43,092 --> 00:40:44,790
- What?
- I swear I'm going to
785
00:40:44,790 --> 00:40:46,531
buy the furniture.
786
00:40:46,531 --> 00:40:48,010
This is all I need.
787
00:40:48,010 --> 00:40:49,229
Look at it. And look...
788
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,059
Oh, God!
789
00:40:54,103 --> 00:40:56,279
Find me a couch
that does this.
790
00:40:56,279 --> 00:40:58,107
- Okay?
791
00:41:00,675 --> 00:41:03,243
You know how ugly the ceiling
in our gymnasium is?
792
00:41:03,243 --> 00:41:04,810
- It is.
- Yes, it is.
793
00:41:04,810 --> 00:41:08,596
We'll have it refinished,
paint it completely black
794
00:41:08,596 --> 00:41:12,034
and then we'll cut out
little stars
795
00:41:13,209 --> 00:41:15,647
and recreate the night sky.
796
00:41:16,952 --> 00:41:18,345
- Oh, that's sweet.
- How lovely.
797
00:41:18,345 --> 00:41:20,521
So how many stars
would we need?
798
00:41:21,653 --> 00:41:24,220
Oh, I was thinking five
or 10,000.
799
00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:27,789
It shouldn't take us long.
800
00:41:27,789 --> 00:41:29,574
I've got some
scissors right here.
801
00:41:29,574 --> 00:41:32,011
Okay.
802
00:41:33,055 --> 00:41:34,448
Promenade right.
803
00:41:37,059 --> 00:41:39,235
Now, single file.
804
00:41:42,543 --> 00:41:44,980
And that's it. Yeah!
805
00:41:44,980 --> 00:41:46,416
- All right, great.
806
00:41:46,416 --> 00:41:48,462
It's the effort that counts.
Have a good evening.
807
00:41:48,462 --> 00:41:50,856
- I'm so glad this is done.
- Yeah, that sucked.
808
00:41:50,856 --> 00:41:52,205
- It took forever.
- Norman's horrible.
809
00:41:54,860 --> 00:41:57,993
Guys.
Gretchen got the book.
810
00:41:57,993 --> 00:42:00,300
- What book?
You know...
811
00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:02,998
My dad's anatomy book
that I told you about?
812
00:42:09,875 --> 00:42:12,617
It looks like a thumb.
813
00:42:12,617 --> 00:42:14,749
- What?
814
00:42:18,144 --> 00:42:20,363
- Oh.
- It's so saggy.
815
00:42:21,669 --> 00:42:23,715
It's a wobbly blob.
816
00:42:23,715 --> 00:42:25,804
My brother's looks like that.
817
00:42:26,979 --> 00:42:28,328
- Ew.
- How do you know?
818
00:42:28,328 --> 00:42:29,677
He walks around naked.
I see it.
819
00:42:29,677 --> 00:42:31,113
It's not a pleasant sight.
820
00:42:31,113 --> 00:42:32,375
I never want to see
anyone naked,
821
00:42:32,375 --> 00:42:33,463
or have anyone see me naked.
822
00:42:33,463 --> 00:42:34,769
It's just gross.
823
00:42:34,769 --> 00:42:36,423
Come on. What about
when you get married?
824
00:42:36,423 --> 00:42:37,990
Especially then.
825
00:42:37,990 --> 00:42:40,470
Janie, once you grow a little,
826
00:42:40,470 --> 00:42:42,385
you'll want the whole world
to see you.
827
00:42:42,385 --> 00:42:44,257
Just like the girls
in Playboy.
828
00:42:44,257 --> 00:42:45,954
What girls in Playboy?
829
00:42:45,954 --> 00:42:49,479
- You've never seen...
Playboy?
830
00:42:49,479 --> 00:42:51,656
- Where would I see it?
831
00:42:51,656 --> 00:42:53,135
My dad gets Playboy.
832
00:42:54,789 --> 00:42:58,097
Wait. So you have a copy here,
in this house?
833
00:42:58,097 --> 00:42:59,751
Well, I don't know
where it is.
834
00:42:59,751 --> 00:43:01,100
Of course you know
where it is.
835
00:43:01,100 --> 00:43:02,405
Go on.
836
00:43:02,405 --> 00:43:04,364
- I don't know.
Margaret, come on.
837
00:43:04,364 --> 00:43:06,627
- Go get it.
- Go get it, Margaret.
838
00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:09,978
[ON TV] You don't want
to overcook
839
00:43:09,978 --> 00:43:11,980
and you don't want to
start cooking
840
00:43:11,980 --> 00:43:13,460
the bouillabaisse
until just the last minute,
841
00:43:13,460 --> 00:43:14,504
because you've got your...
842
00:43:22,251 --> 00:43:25,167
Look how round they are.
843
00:43:25,167 --> 00:43:27,169
Mine just look like
little wizard hats.
844
00:43:29,084 --> 00:43:30,999
"Hillary Brite
is a 19-year-old
845
00:43:30,999 --> 00:43:32,958
"who loves water-skiing,
horses and going out
846
00:43:32,958 --> 00:43:34,960
"to the mall
for an Orange Julius."
847
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:36,265
Do you think any of us
848
00:43:36,265 --> 00:43:37,919
will look like that
when we're 19?
849
00:43:39,399 --> 00:43:42,489
We must, we must,
we must increase our bust!
850
00:43:42,489 --> 00:43:45,579
We must, we must,
we must increase our bust!
851
00:43:46,667 --> 00:43:48,451
♪ Jesus
852
00:43:49,801 --> 00:43:51,106
♪ Jesus
853
00:43:51,106 --> 00:43:53,413
- ♪ Hey, God
- ♪ Jesus
854
00:43:55,023 --> 00:43:57,678
♪ I'm gonna tell everybody
855
00:43:57,678 --> 00:44:00,899
♪ Not to be afraid...
856
00:44:00,899 --> 00:44:02,596
I don't know
if I got the feeling, God,
857
00:44:02,596 --> 00:44:04,903
but I'm sure in a good mood.
858
00:44:04,903 --> 00:44:08,950
♪ The kingdom of Jesus
859
00:44:08,950 --> 00:44:11,779
♪ Has come ♪
860
00:45:30,075 --> 00:45:33,252
Hey, what are you doing?
Are those Christmas cards?
861
00:45:33,252 --> 00:45:34,601
Uh, New Year's cards.
862
00:45:34,601 --> 00:45:36,081
Um, I'm trying to get
on top of it this year.
863
00:45:36,081 --> 00:45:37,952
- Yeah.
- Um, oh, there's the mailman.
864
00:45:37,952 --> 00:45:39,388
- Can you...
You've got your boots on?
- Yeah.
865
00:45:39,388 --> 00:45:40,955
- Can you just run those
out to him?
- Sure.
866
00:45:40,955 --> 00:45:42,348
- Thank you, honey.
- Of course.
867
00:45:45,264 --> 00:45:47,222
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
868
00:46:01,497 --> 00:46:02,760
Norman Fisher?
869
00:46:04,065 --> 00:46:05,501
So,
who's Norman Fisher?
870
00:46:05,501 --> 00:46:07,939
This weird kid in my class.
871
00:46:07,939 --> 00:46:09,418
I don't even know
why he invited me.
872
00:46:09,418 --> 00:46:10,724
I barely know him.
873
00:46:15,555 --> 00:46:17,339
- Hello?
- Did you get invited
874
00:46:17,339 --> 00:46:19,211
to stupid Norman Fisher's
birthday party?
875
00:46:19,211 --> 00:46:20,429
Yeah. You did, too?
876
00:46:20,429 --> 00:46:21,953
Everyone did. The whole class.
877
00:46:21,953 --> 00:46:24,129
Janie, Gretchen, everyone.
Even Philip Leroy.
878
00:46:24,129 --> 00:46:26,958
- Even Laura Danker?
- I said everybody.
879
00:46:26,958 --> 00:46:29,264
Anyways, my mom
talked to Norman's mom
880
00:46:29,264 --> 00:46:30,788
and I guess it's
a big deal dinner party.
881
00:46:30,788 --> 00:46:32,790
We have to look
extremely nice.
882
00:46:40,623 --> 00:46:41,668
Ow!
883
00:46:41,668 --> 00:46:43,191
Ready? Lean on back.
884
00:46:45,628 --> 00:46:46,760
No. No, no, no.
885
00:46:47,935 --> 00:46:49,676
Where are my shoes?
886
00:46:50,720 --> 00:46:51,721
Oh, my God!
887
00:46:55,377 --> 00:46:56,378
Mom!
888
00:47:00,034 --> 00:47:01,340
JANIE'S MOTHER: There we go.
889
00:47:01,340 --> 00:47:04,038
Oh, this is gonna look
so pre... Stop moving!
890
00:47:08,086 --> 00:47:11,437
- We are done.
- Yes!
891
00:47:11,437 --> 00:47:12,960
Okay, we're done.
Come on. Mom.
892
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:14,179
Perfect. One more
for your body. One more.
893
00:47:14,179 --> 00:47:16,137
Okay, let's go. Mom, no!
894
00:47:16,137 --> 00:47:18,618
Okay. Wait.
One more time. Please.
895
00:47:18,618 --> 00:47:20,185
I'm going
to get these printed.
896
00:47:20,185 --> 00:47:21,839
- It's weird.
- Okay, here. Just push them...
897
00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:23,449
Lick them with your fingers
and stick it back.
898
00:47:23,449 --> 00:47:24,580
You got to go, you got to go.
899
00:47:27,322 --> 00:47:29,150
Bye! Thank you, Jan.
900
00:47:31,674 --> 00:47:32,937
My God,
901
00:47:32,937 --> 00:47:34,242
I am so excited
for all of us to do this.
902
00:47:39,813 --> 00:47:40,988
All right, I'll just, um...
903
00:47:40,988 --> 00:47:42,947
- Just, just...
- NORMAN'S MOTHER: Okay.
904
00:47:42,947 --> 00:47:45,819
I'll just... Yeah, okay.
Have fun.
905
00:48:02,923 --> 00:48:04,098
He's hilarious.
906
00:48:10,539 --> 00:48:11,758
How come she never
talks to anybody?
907
00:48:11,758 --> 00:48:13,281
I don't know.
908
00:48:13,281 --> 00:48:15,631
Because she's too busy
doing other stuff, that's why.
909
00:48:18,330 --> 00:48:20,288
Now, if everybody's
had enough to eat,
910
00:48:20,288 --> 00:48:23,552
we can start the games.
911
00:48:23,552 --> 00:48:24,902
The games?
912
00:48:29,819 --> 00:48:31,038
I'll spin first.
913
00:48:44,878 --> 00:48:46,924
Ooh!
914
00:48:56,672 --> 00:48:59,240
Okay. Now,
it's Janie's turn to spin.
915
00:49:08,162 --> 00:49:10,599
- This is a great party.
- Do we have to play this game?
916
00:49:10,599 --> 00:49:13,341
Well then, let's play
a different game, huh?
917
00:49:13,341 --> 00:49:16,083
I have one. It's called
Two Minutes in the Closet.
918
00:49:16,605 --> 00:49:17,737
What's that?
919
00:49:17,737 --> 00:49:19,217
Well, we all get a number,
920
00:49:19,217 --> 00:49:22,046
and then somebody will
call out, like, number six
921
00:49:22,046 --> 00:49:23,221
and then those two
922
00:49:23,221 --> 00:49:25,310
will go into the closet
and, you know...
923
00:49:25,310 --> 00:49:27,225
Ooh!
924
00:49:31,838 --> 00:49:33,448
Number three.
925
00:49:37,583 --> 00:49:38,758
Who's number three?
926
00:49:38,758 --> 00:49:40,978
Somebody's got to be
number three.
927
00:49:49,725 --> 00:49:51,423
Go ahead. Into the bathroom.
928
00:49:51,423 --> 00:49:53,773
Somebody get Freddy
a step stool.
929
00:50:04,566 --> 00:50:05,828
What do you think
they're doing?
930
00:50:05,828 --> 00:50:07,961
- I'm sorry.
931
00:50:11,182 --> 00:50:14,620
Ooh!
932
00:50:16,187 --> 00:50:17,275
You're next.
933
00:50:20,147 --> 00:50:24,630
I pick number... 12.
934
00:50:31,811 --> 00:50:32,812
What?
935
00:50:33,639 --> 00:50:34,640
You're 12?
936
00:50:37,164 --> 00:50:39,427
Ooh!
937
00:50:50,308 --> 00:50:51,526
Nice.
938
00:50:52,266 --> 00:50:53,267
Sorry.
939
00:51:19,728 --> 00:51:21,904
Margaret, turn around.
940
00:51:31,871 --> 00:51:32,915
Um...
941
00:51:33,655 --> 00:51:34,700
So...
942
00:51:36,571 --> 00:51:37,659
Hi.
943
00:51:38,356 --> 00:51:39,357
Hey.
944
00:51:41,185 --> 00:51:42,142
So...
945
00:52:13,391 --> 00:52:15,132
So, the kiss
was really good?
946
00:52:15,132 --> 00:52:18,570
They were
pretty good kisses. Yeah.
947
00:52:18,570 --> 00:52:21,747
Kisses? He kissed you
more than once?
948
00:52:23,009 --> 00:52:24,750
Like, how many times?
949
00:52:24,750 --> 00:52:26,273
About five, I think.
950
00:52:27,448 --> 00:52:29,581
I don't know.
I think I lost count.
951
00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:33,933
I know I shouldn't be
enjoying this, God,
952
00:52:33,933 --> 00:52:36,675
but it's just too good.
953
00:52:36,675 --> 00:52:38,851
Sorry, sorry,
I'm going to focus.
954
00:52:43,421 --> 00:52:45,771
The Book of Isaiah,
chapter nine,
955
00:52:45,771 --> 00:52:47,512
verses six and seven says,
956
00:52:47,512 --> 00:52:52,908
"For unto us a child is born.
Unto us, a son is given
957
00:52:52,908 --> 00:52:55,520
"and he will be called
Wonderful Counselor,
958
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:59,045
"Mighty God,
Everlasting Father"
959
00:52:59,045 --> 00:53:01,352
If only you could
give me a hint, God.
960
00:53:03,005 --> 00:53:04,964
I'm more confused than ever.
961
00:53:06,357 --> 00:53:08,054
Which religion should I be?
962
00:53:09,969 --> 00:53:11,449
Sometimes I just wish
I'd been born
963
00:53:11,449 --> 00:53:12,711
one way or the other.
964
00:53:40,304 --> 00:53:42,001
Hi, there.
This is Barbara calling,
965
00:53:42,001 --> 00:53:44,046
from Delano Elementary School.
966
00:53:44,046 --> 00:53:47,180
And we're just
looking for, uh... donations.
967
00:53:47,789 --> 00:53:49,356
Sorry.
968
00:53:49,356 --> 00:53:52,272
Oh, God. I didn't realize
it was dinner.
969
00:53:53,099 --> 00:53:55,101
Okay. Bye-bye.
970
00:54:17,297 --> 00:54:18,255
Hi.
971
00:54:26,654 --> 00:54:27,655
Don't go, don't go, don't go.
972
00:54:29,701 --> 00:54:32,530
I can't believe
you're still there. Okay.
973
00:54:37,709 --> 00:54:38,710
Okay.
974
00:54:50,287 --> 00:54:51,418
No.
975
00:54:56,728 --> 00:54:57,903
Jan.
976
00:54:57,903 --> 00:55:00,340
I just popped by
to pick up your stars.
977
00:55:00,949 --> 00:55:03,778
Yes. Um...
978
00:55:03,778 --> 00:55:06,607
Uh, I've been cleaning.
Come on in.
979
00:55:06,607 --> 00:55:10,916
Um, I'll just,
uh, get the stars.
980
00:55:10,916 --> 00:55:14,615
Um, they're,
they're almost, uh, ready.
981
00:55:16,269 --> 00:55:19,446
You know,
I ordered furniture and, um,
982
00:55:19,446 --> 00:55:21,709
- they still haven't sent it.
- Oh, my gosh.
983
00:55:21,709 --> 00:55:23,494
So crazy. Okay, stars. Um...
984
00:55:23,494 --> 00:55:25,800
Stars. Stars. Stars.
985
00:55:28,063 --> 00:55:29,456
Thank you.
986
00:55:29,456 --> 00:55:31,415
Oh, and don't say anything,
987
00:55:31,415 --> 00:55:34,461
but Deb's stars
are a little lopsided.
988
00:55:34,461 --> 00:55:35,723
Oh.
989
00:55:35,723 --> 00:55:37,595
You know, yours are so good.
990
00:55:37,595 --> 00:55:38,900
Thank you.
991
00:55:38,900 --> 00:55:41,207
You think you could do
her allotment, too?
992
00:55:41,207 --> 00:55:43,078
Just between the two of us?
993
00:55:44,341 --> 00:55:46,430
Sure... Yes.
994
00:55:46,430 --> 00:55:49,694
Ah. Thank you.
You are such a doll.
995
00:55:49,694 --> 00:55:53,785
Well, I better get going.
There's lots to do still.
996
00:55:53,785 --> 00:55:55,439
- I'll get the door there.
- Thank you.
997
00:55:55,439 --> 00:55:57,092
Okay.
998
00:55:57,092 --> 00:55:58,659
Okay, bye.
Thank you for these.
999
00:55:58,659 --> 00:56:00,357
Bye, Jan. Sure, anytime.
1000
00:56:12,673 --> 00:56:13,631
Hello, girls.
1001
00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:15,676
I'm Mrs. Webster.
1002
00:56:15,676 --> 00:56:17,461
And I am here
to speak to you today
1003
00:56:17,461 --> 00:56:18,940
about your changing bodies.
1004
00:56:21,465 --> 00:56:24,555
Told you this was
the big sex movie.
1005
00:56:24,555 --> 00:56:25,860
Some of you may have
1006
00:56:25,860 --> 00:56:28,994
already begun
to experience these changes.
1007
00:56:28,994 --> 00:56:31,388
While others of you still
haven't experienced
1008
00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:33,346
a single change at all.
1009
00:56:34,391 --> 00:56:36,393
We're going to watch
a short film
1010
00:56:36,393 --> 00:56:38,177
to learn a little bit more.
1011
00:56:53,018 --> 00:56:54,585
All girls are unique.
1012
00:56:54,585 --> 00:56:57,892
But sometime, between the ages
of nine and 16
1013
00:56:57,892 --> 00:57:00,939
one very special thing
happens to every girl,
1014
00:57:00,939 --> 00:57:02,506
menstruation.
1015
00:57:04,203 --> 00:57:07,641
Once a month, a velvety lining
of blood and tissue
1016
00:57:07,641 --> 00:57:09,861
forms in her uterus
to make a warm,
1017
00:57:09,861 --> 00:57:13,430
nutritious place
for a baby to grow.
1018
00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:17,825
If a baby is not conceived,
the lining is not needed.
1019
00:57:17,825 --> 00:57:21,612
And so, the blood is released
through the vagina.
1020
00:57:21,612 --> 00:57:24,528
That's menstruation.
1021
00:57:24,528 --> 00:57:26,399
Who do you think
will get it first?
1022
00:57:26,399 --> 00:57:28,183
Who do you think
will get it last?
1023
00:57:30,490 --> 00:57:32,492
I honestly don't know
what's taking me so long
1024
00:57:32,492 --> 00:57:34,407
to get this dumb furniture.
1025
00:57:34,407 --> 00:57:36,235
I guess I just want our house
to look like one of those
1026
00:57:36,235 --> 00:57:38,498
nice little houses
nice little families have.
1027
00:57:40,413 --> 00:57:41,762
Do you like these egg chairs?
1028
00:57:41,762 --> 00:57:43,590
When did you get your period?
1029
00:57:45,679 --> 00:57:46,724
Um...
1030
00:57:46,724 --> 00:57:48,334
Just tell me how old you were.
1031
00:57:48,334 --> 00:57:51,903
I... I think I was 14?
1032
00:57:52,860 --> 00:57:54,601
That late?
1033
00:57:54,601 --> 00:57:55,950
That's not late, actually.
1034
00:57:55,950 --> 00:57:57,996
I mean, I had a cousin
who was 16.
1035
00:57:57,996 --> 00:58:00,389
Sixteen? Oh, my God.
1036
00:58:00,389 --> 00:58:03,088
I'd...
I'd die if I didn't get it
1037
00:58:03,088 --> 00:58:04,568
before I was 16.
1038
00:58:04,568 --> 00:58:06,352
Honey, you will get it
1039
00:58:06,352 --> 00:58:08,789
exactly when
you're supposed to get it.
1040
00:58:08,789 --> 00:58:09,877
Don't worry about it.
1041
00:58:12,576 --> 00:58:14,055
My mom got me
Radio City tickets
1042
00:58:14,055 --> 00:58:15,970
since I got all straight A's.
1043
00:58:15,970 --> 00:58:18,103
Um, does anybody want to come?
1044
00:58:18,103 --> 00:58:20,148
Only bad thing is, is my
brother and Moose are coming.
1045
00:58:20,148 --> 00:58:21,976
- Oh, I'll go.
- Okay.
1046
00:58:24,326 --> 00:58:25,327
I got it.
1047
00:58:26,285 --> 00:58:27,329
Got what?
1048
00:58:28,243 --> 00:58:29,680
My period.
1049
00:58:32,378 --> 00:58:34,467
I just don't really understand
how you got it first
1050
00:58:34,467 --> 00:58:35,860
when I have way more than you.
1051
00:58:35,860 --> 00:58:37,426
Well, that doesn't
mean anything.
1052
00:58:37,426 --> 00:58:38,950
- Yes, it does, Gretchen.
- Okay, just tell us
1053
00:58:38,950 --> 00:58:41,256
- how it happened.
- Start from
the very beginning.
1054
00:58:42,954 --> 00:58:46,784
Well, I was sitting there
at dinner
1055
00:58:46,784 --> 00:58:48,394
eating my meatloaf
1056
00:58:48,394 --> 00:58:50,657
and I felt something
coming out of me.
1057
00:58:51,484 --> 00:58:53,268
So I went to the bathroom,
1058
00:58:53,268 --> 00:58:56,968
pulled down my pants and
that's when I saw the blood.
1059
00:58:58,926 --> 00:59:00,362
So I called my mom
1060
00:59:00,362 --> 00:59:01,712
and I showed her.
1061
00:59:01,712 --> 00:59:03,757
And she got some
1062
00:59:03,757 --> 00:59:06,586
"sanitary napkins,"
as she calls them.
1063
00:59:06,586 --> 00:59:08,370
I put one on and...
1064
00:59:10,111 --> 00:59:11,852
Well, that's the whole thing.
1065
00:59:14,289 --> 00:59:16,901
That's the whole thing?
Just that?
1066
00:59:16,901 --> 00:59:18,511
- I told you everything.
No.
1067
00:59:18,511 --> 00:59:20,687
There has to be
something more.
1068
00:59:20,687 --> 00:59:23,081
My sister said
that it kinda has a smell.
1069
00:59:23,081 --> 00:59:24,952
But I haven't
noticed that yet.
1070
00:59:24,952 --> 00:59:26,867
A smell? Like what?
1071
00:59:26,867 --> 00:59:29,435
She said it kinda smells
like the monkey bars.
1072
00:59:29,435 --> 00:59:32,090
- The monkey bars? Ugh.
Yeah.
1073
00:59:32,090 --> 00:59:34,309
I used to love
the monkey bars.
1074
00:59:34,309 --> 00:59:38,400
But do you feel older now?
Like more mature?
1075
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:39,880
Oh, yeah.
1076
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:41,839
I don't know how to explain it
1077
00:59:41,839 --> 00:59:43,797
and you won't understand it
till you get it,
1078
00:59:43,797 --> 00:59:46,931
but I feel like
everything's changed.
1079
00:59:46,931 --> 00:59:48,193
Are you there, God?
It's me, Margaret.
1080
00:59:48,193 --> 00:59:49,716
I've never been
so jealous my entire life
1081
00:59:49,716 --> 00:59:50,935
and I hate myself
for being jealous.
1082
00:59:50,935 --> 00:59:53,241
Just please,
please just let me grow
1083
00:59:53,241 --> 00:59:54,765
and let me get my period.
1084
00:59:54,765 --> 00:59:56,549
Let me just be normal
and regular like everybody else.
1085
00:59:56,549 --> 00:59:57,724
Just please, please,
1086
00:59:57,724 --> 00:59:59,160
please, please, please,
please, please!
1087
01:00:02,337 --> 01:00:03,948
Amen.
1088
01:00:05,427 --> 01:00:07,734
I don't know
if I want to do this.
1089
01:00:07,734 --> 01:00:10,084
It's fine.
It's just so that we're ready.
1090
01:00:10,868 --> 01:00:12,130
Just in case.
1091
01:00:19,485 --> 01:00:20,486
Come on.
1092
01:00:21,574 --> 01:00:22,749
Okay.
1093
01:00:27,232 --> 01:00:28,929
Next in line, please.
1094
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:31,149
Please, God, let it be a lady.
1095
01:00:32,585 --> 01:00:33,673
Please.
1096
01:00:34,413 --> 01:00:36,154
Thank you.
1097
01:00:39,461 --> 01:00:41,463
- Hey, there.
Hey.
1098
01:00:41,463 --> 01:00:43,030
- No...
- Let's just put them back.
1099
01:00:43,030 --> 01:00:45,467
No, come on. Come on.
1100
01:01:17,804 --> 01:01:18,936
- Oh, my God!
- Oh!
1101
01:01:23,767 --> 01:01:26,378
- The Tic Tacs!
1102
01:01:27,945 --> 01:01:29,947
- Why the Tic Tacs?
- I don't know.
1103
01:01:29,947 --> 01:01:32,340
- Everything worked out.
- Oh, man.
1104
01:02:17,646 --> 01:02:20,084
- Uh, come in.
1105
01:02:23,348 --> 01:02:24,436
- Hi.
- Hey.
1106
01:02:24,436 --> 01:02:26,438
Uh, you've got a postcard.
1107
01:02:26,438 --> 01:02:29,571
- Oh. Thanks.
- Who's in D.C.?
1108
01:02:29,571 --> 01:02:33,532
Uh, Nancy. Uh, they went
for President's Day.
1109
01:02:34,315 --> 01:02:35,664
- Oh.
- Yeah.
1110
01:02:35,664 --> 01:02:37,623
Okay.
1111
01:02:37,623 --> 01:02:39,930
- You want the door closed?
- Yeah. Sure.
1112
01:02:45,892 --> 01:02:47,024
"I got it"?
1113
01:02:50,897 --> 01:02:52,638
Oh, come on!
1114
01:03:04,302 --> 01:03:08,262
Hello? Simon residence.
Sylvia speaking.
1115
01:03:08,262 --> 01:03:09,350
[ON PHONE] Grandma?
1116
01:03:10,134 --> 01:03:12,789
Margaret? What's wrong?
1117
01:03:13,702 --> 01:03:15,095
I just really miss you.
1118
01:03:15,574 --> 01:03:16,575
Oh, honey.
1119
01:03:16,967 --> 01:03:18,490
Me, too.
1120
01:03:18,490 --> 01:03:20,884
I'll be back next week
to see the Rockettes and...
1121
01:03:20,884 --> 01:03:22,929
maybe could I come down
1122
01:03:22,929 --> 01:03:24,931
and stay the night
like we did last time?
1123
01:03:24,931 --> 01:03:26,628
Oh, sweetheart.
1124
01:03:26,628 --> 01:03:29,066
I'd love to, I'd love...
But I...
1125
01:03:29,675 --> 01:03:30,676
Well...
1126
01:03:33,766 --> 01:03:35,855
I'm going to be
in Florida then.
1127
01:03:35,855 --> 01:03:38,684
I, uh, I heard about
this hotel
1128
01:03:38,684 --> 01:03:42,122
and there's a lot of people
my age there and, uh...
1129
01:03:42,122 --> 01:03:44,516
Um, okay.
1130
01:03:44,516 --> 01:03:46,779
Wait a minute. Wait. Um...
1131
01:03:47,954 --> 01:03:50,261
What if you
fly down to Florida
1132
01:03:50,261 --> 01:03:52,045
and spend a few days with me?
1133
01:03:52,045 --> 01:03:55,179
- Isn't your spring break soon?
- Yeah. The end of April.
1134
01:03:55,179 --> 01:03:57,268
Perfect! I'll still be there.
1135
01:03:57,268 --> 01:03:58,617
I'll ask Mom and Dad.
1136
01:03:58,617 --> 01:04:00,488
Oh, great!
1137
01:04:00,488 --> 01:04:02,926
That's my girl. Bye, darling.
1138
01:04:08,714 --> 01:04:10,411
Come on, come on!
Front row tickets!
1139
01:04:10,411 --> 01:04:13,806
- Front row tickets, remember?
- I'm coming! Yes, coming!
1140
01:04:14,938 --> 01:04:16,069
I'm so excited.
1141
01:04:19,029 --> 01:04:19,986
Hi.
1142
01:04:20,726 --> 01:04:21,858
- Hi.
- Hey.
1143
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:48,580
- Excuse me.
- Okay.
1144
01:04:49,015 --> 01:04:49,973
Thank you.
1145
01:05:04,204 --> 01:05:05,336
Sorry. Lefty.
1146
01:05:05,336 --> 01:05:06,728
Oh, no, it's okay.
1147
01:05:10,036 --> 01:05:11,559
Do you know if
the waiter's anywhere?
1148
01:05:11,559 --> 01:05:14,475
Oh. You can have mine.
I didn't drink any out of it.
1149
01:05:15,041 --> 01:05:15,999
Thanks.
1150
01:05:17,565 --> 01:05:18,566
Hey.
1151
01:05:21,047 --> 01:05:22,222
Do you know something
1152
01:05:22,222 --> 01:05:23,876
I've always liked
about you, Margaret?
1153
01:05:23,876 --> 01:05:25,312
- No?
- Come with me.
1154
01:05:25,312 --> 01:05:26,792
I got to go to the bathroom.
1155
01:05:26,792 --> 01:05:28,620
We'll be right back.
Don't touch my food.
1156
01:05:31,623 --> 01:05:33,320
You know, I've had to go
since we got here...
1157
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:36,541
...and then I drank, like,
three 7Ups or something.
1158
01:05:36,541 --> 01:05:38,151
Uh-huh.
1159
01:05:41,894 --> 01:05:42,939
Oh, no.
1160
01:05:43,983 --> 01:05:45,115
- Oh, no.
- What?
1161
01:05:45,811 --> 01:05:47,378
Oh, please. Oh, no.
1162
01:05:48,857 --> 01:05:49,902
Nancy?
1163
01:05:51,512 --> 01:05:52,992
Oh, no.
1164
01:05:52,992 --> 01:05:54,254
Nancy, what's wrong?
1165
01:05:54,254 --> 01:05:55,473
Go get my mom, Margaret.
1166
01:05:55,473 --> 01:05:57,127
- What's going on?
- Go get my mom.
1167
01:05:57,127 --> 01:05:58,998
- Please, quick.
- Let me in.
1168
01:05:58,998 --> 01:06:02,306
Please, please just
go get my mom!
1169
01:06:02,306 --> 01:06:03,960
Okay, okay,
I'll be right back.
1170
01:06:07,180 --> 01:06:10,444
Mrs. Wheeler, Nancy's crying.
She needs you.
1171
01:06:10,444 --> 01:06:12,490
Oh, oh. All right.
1172
01:06:18,322 --> 01:06:19,410
Nancy?
1173
01:06:19,410 --> 01:06:22,152
- Nancy?
- Oh, Mom, please help me.
1174
01:06:22,152 --> 01:06:24,241
- Please help me. Please.
- The door's locked, Nancy.
1175
01:06:24,241 --> 01:06:25,764
I can't get in.
You have to unlock it.
1176
01:06:25,764 --> 01:06:28,419
- I can't open it, I can't.
- Yes, you can, Nancy.
1177
01:06:28,419 --> 01:06:30,421
Unlock this door. Come on.
1178
01:06:32,075 --> 01:06:33,076
Let me in.
1179
01:06:40,126 --> 01:06:41,171
What's going on?
1180
01:06:42,868 --> 01:06:44,913
All right, all right,
calm down.
1181
01:06:44,913 --> 01:06:46,567
Calm down, I can't help you.
1182
01:06:46,567 --> 01:06:49,135
Hmm? Hey, look at me.
Calm down.
1183
01:06:49,135 --> 01:06:51,877
I can't help you if you don't
stop crying and talk to me.
1184
01:06:55,533 --> 01:06:57,709
Hey. What is it?
1185
01:07:05,934 --> 01:07:09,547
Oh. Well, all right. Um...
1186
01:07:11,375 --> 01:07:12,724
Here. We'll just, uh...
1187
01:07:14,595 --> 01:07:15,988
Margaret?
1188
01:07:15,988 --> 01:07:17,468
Margaret.
1189
01:07:17,468 --> 01:07:21,298
Would you get Nancy
a pad, please
1190
01:07:21,298 --> 01:07:23,604
from the dispenser
on the wall?
1191
01:07:25,432 --> 01:07:27,739
She got her period, sweetie.
1192
01:07:27,739 --> 01:07:30,089
Does she always act like that?
1193
01:07:30,089 --> 01:07:33,179
Well, it's her first time.
She's just a little scared.
1194
01:07:47,019 --> 01:07:48,064
Thank you, sweetie.
1195
01:07:49,543 --> 01:07:50,805
All right. Yeah?
1196
01:07:52,938 --> 01:07:54,026
All right.
1197
01:07:55,810 --> 01:07:57,769
Well, you girls wash up.
1198
01:07:57,769 --> 01:08:00,076
I'm going to go tell
the others not to worry.
1199
01:08:03,601 --> 01:08:06,256
Not too long now. Okay?
1200
01:08:37,504 --> 01:08:40,594
Are you there, God?
It's me, Margaret.
1201
01:08:42,379 --> 01:08:44,120
I don't even know what to say.
1202
01:09:05,228 --> 01:09:06,794
I'm going to Florida?
1203
01:09:07,926 --> 01:09:10,102
- Happy birthday.
- Mom. Thank you so much.
1204
01:09:15,499 --> 01:09:16,500
Hey!
1205
01:09:17,936 --> 01:09:20,025
- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.
1206
01:09:20,025 --> 01:09:21,679
Why do we have
different seats?
1207
01:09:21,679 --> 01:09:23,811
He said we're in groups
to study different countries.
1208
01:09:49,750 --> 01:09:51,622
Oh. Hey.
1209
01:09:51,622 --> 01:09:54,102
Hey. Happy birthday.
1210
01:09:54,102 --> 01:09:55,191
- Thanks.
- Oh, and, uh,
1211
01:09:55,191 --> 01:09:58,455
- I got you something.
- Ow!
1212
01:09:58,455 --> 01:10:00,283
It's a pinch to grow an inch.
1213
01:10:00,283 --> 01:10:03,503
And you know where
you need that inch. Hey.
1214
01:10:06,724 --> 01:10:09,205
Are you there, God?
It's me, Margaret.
1215
01:10:09,205 --> 01:10:12,469
I hate Philip Leroy.
I hate him.
1216
01:10:12,469 --> 01:10:15,602
I hate Laura Danker, too!
With her big boobs.
1217
01:10:15,602 --> 01:10:18,214
"Ooh, look at me, everybody,
I'm wearing a sweater."
1218
01:10:19,258 --> 01:10:21,956
I hate Nancy. That liar!
1219
01:10:21,956 --> 01:10:23,610
And Norman Fisher,
the way that he reads
1220
01:10:23,610 --> 01:10:26,439
with his stupid lips
flapping everywhere!
1221
01:10:26,439 --> 01:10:30,313
Please. Please, just hurry up
and get me to Florida!
1222
01:10:39,104 --> 01:10:40,453
Philip and Norman
should be here.
1223
01:10:40,453 --> 01:10:42,934
They make us do all the work.
1224
01:10:42,934 --> 01:10:44,805
What time is your mom
picking you up?
1225
01:10:45,719 --> 01:10:47,155
Not till later.
1226
01:10:47,155 --> 01:10:49,027
I have to go to St. Thomas
for Confession first.
1227
01:10:49,027 --> 01:10:51,899
Confession?
1228
01:10:51,899 --> 01:10:53,597
It's just something you have
to do when you're Catholic.
1229
01:10:54,685 --> 01:10:56,034
What do you confess?
1230
01:10:57,775 --> 01:10:58,776
Things.
1231
01:11:00,343 --> 01:11:02,432
What kinds of things?
1232
01:11:06,740 --> 01:11:07,741
Never mind.
1233
01:11:16,359 --> 01:11:18,186
You're just copying straight
out of the World Book.
1234
01:11:18,839 --> 01:11:20,667
It's four words.
1235
01:11:20,667 --> 01:11:23,061
"Germany invaded
Belgium when..."
1236
01:11:23,061 --> 01:11:24,584
So, you're still cheating.
1237
01:11:24,584 --> 01:11:26,456
Mr. Benedict will know
if you're cheating.
1238
01:11:26,456 --> 01:11:28,980
I'm not cheating! Jeez!
1239
01:11:32,810 --> 01:11:34,115
Quit acting like
you know everything
1240
01:11:34,115 --> 01:11:35,378
and you're so great.
1241
01:11:35,378 --> 01:11:37,031
This has nothing to do
with being great.
1242
01:11:37,031 --> 01:11:38,859
I know all about the stuff
that you do.
1243
01:11:40,557 --> 01:11:42,036
What's that supposed to mean?
1244
01:11:42,036 --> 01:11:43,603
I heard about you
and Moose Freed.
1245
01:11:44,648 --> 01:11:46,519
What about me and Moose Freed?
1246
01:11:46,519 --> 01:11:49,217
Oh, how you and Evan and Moose
go behind the A
1247
01:11:49,217 --> 01:11:50,784
And why would I do that?
1248
01:11:50,784 --> 01:11:54,658
I don't know why you do it.
But I know why they do it.
1249
01:11:54,658 --> 01:11:56,660
So they can feel you up
or something and you let them.
1250
01:11:56,660 --> 01:11:57,878
You're a liar. You're lying!
1251
01:11:57,878 --> 01:11:58,966
I'm not lying.
1252
01:11:58,966 --> 01:12:00,446
You're just like Nancy.
1253
01:12:00,446 --> 01:12:03,275
All you do is pick on people
and make up stories.
1254
01:12:03,275 --> 01:12:04,972
You think I don't know
about you and your friends?
1255
01:12:17,637 --> 01:12:19,030
Laura!
1256
01:12:19,030 --> 01:12:21,815
Wait. Please! Laura!
1257
01:12:21,815 --> 01:12:24,340
- Wait up. Please!
- You think I don't know
1258
01:12:24,340 --> 01:12:26,429
that all of you make fun of me
like it's some kind of game?
1259
01:12:26,429 --> 01:12:27,734
- It's not me.
- Do you think I want to be
1260
01:12:27,734 --> 01:12:29,475
the biggest kid in the class?
1261
01:12:29,475 --> 01:12:32,522
How would you feel if you were
to wear a bra in fourth grade
1262
01:12:32,522 --> 01:12:33,610
and everybody called you names
1263
01:12:33,610 --> 01:12:35,220
just because of
how you looked?
1264
01:12:36,308 --> 01:12:37,353
I don't know.
1265
01:12:42,009 --> 01:12:44,360
Hey, wait. I really am sorry.
1266
01:13:02,987 --> 01:13:04,205
Laura?
1267
01:13:06,164 --> 01:13:07,208
Laura.
1268
01:13:24,269 --> 01:13:26,967
I'm the worst person
who ever lived, God.
1269
01:13:26,967 --> 01:13:29,579
I picked on Laura Danker
just because I felt mean.
1270
01:13:31,102 --> 01:13:33,931
I don't want to be like Nancy.
1271
01:13:33,931 --> 01:13:36,760
I don't even know if I want to
be friends with her anymore.
1272
01:13:39,589 --> 01:13:41,155
I've been
looking for you, God.
1273
01:13:43,157 --> 01:13:45,333
I looked for you in Temple,
1274
01:13:45,333 --> 01:13:46,770
I looked for you in Church...
1275
01:13:48,467 --> 01:13:50,034
I didn't feel you at all.
1276
01:13:52,906 --> 01:13:54,430
Why? Why, God?
1277
01:13:56,257 --> 01:13:59,043
Why do I only feel you
when I'm alone?
1278
01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:05,832
Yes, my child.
1279
01:14:05,832 --> 01:14:08,269
Do you have something
you'd like to confess?
1280
01:14:10,228 --> 01:14:11,403
Um...
1281
01:14:17,627 --> 01:14:19,106
I...
1282
01:14:19,106 --> 01:14:21,152
I did something really awful.
1283
01:14:23,328 --> 01:14:24,460
And...
1284
01:14:27,027 --> 01:14:28,333
I'm really sorry.
1285
01:15:00,234 --> 01:15:02,019
"Dear Barbara,
1286
01:15:02,019 --> 01:15:04,325
"your letter felt like
an answer to prayer.
1287
01:15:04,325 --> 01:15:06,676
"Your father and I have been
thinking about you a lot.
1288
01:15:06,676 --> 01:15:09,243
"We're getting older and
suddenly, more than anything,
1289
01:15:09,243 --> 01:15:13,204
"we'd like to see
our only daughter
1290
01:15:13,204 --> 01:15:15,511
"and finally get to know our
granddaughter, Margaret Ann."
1291
01:15:17,556 --> 01:15:18,949
"We're flying east next week,
1292
01:15:18,949 --> 01:15:20,777
"and we sincerely hope
you'll let us visit.
1293
01:15:20,777 --> 01:15:22,779
"Love, your mother,
Mary Hutchins."
1294
01:15:29,742 --> 01:15:31,004
So you sent them a card?
1295
01:15:33,572 --> 01:15:35,008
I don't know why.
1296
01:15:44,757 --> 01:15:45,976
Do you remember
what it was like
1297
01:15:45,976 --> 01:15:47,543
when they just cast you out?
1298
01:15:49,240 --> 01:15:50,328
Yes.
1299
01:15:50,328 --> 01:15:51,372
Do you?
1300
01:15:52,373 --> 01:15:53,940
Because I remember.
1301
01:15:53,940 --> 01:15:55,115
I know. I know.
1302
01:15:56,203 --> 01:15:58,162
How they treated you
was just...
1303
01:15:59,337 --> 01:16:00,686
- I know.
- How they treated me?
1304
01:16:01,818 --> 01:16:03,863
They think
you're going to hell
1305
01:16:03,863 --> 01:16:05,256
because you married a Jew.
1306
01:16:06,344 --> 01:16:07,563
Think about that.
1307
01:16:08,128 --> 01:16:09,129
I...
1308
01:16:10,217 --> 01:16:11,654
I know.
1309
01:16:11,654 --> 01:16:14,700
Do you really, really want to
open up that door?
1310
01:16:15,527 --> 01:16:16,920
We have a good life.
1311
01:16:16,920 --> 01:16:18,182
Yes. Yes.
1312
01:16:19,705 --> 01:16:20,663
I...
1313
01:16:22,099 --> 01:16:26,320
But what if this means...
they've changed?
1314
01:16:29,715 --> 01:16:30,716
And if they haven't?
1315
01:16:34,764 --> 01:16:36,330
They're my parents.
1316
01:16:39,029 --> 01:16:40,378
Mmm.
1317
01:16:40,378 --> 01:16:42,206
- The only ones I got.
- They are your parents.
1318
01:16:43,337 --> 01:16:45,470
Oh, God.
1319
01:16:45,470 --> 01:16:48,342
Oh, my goodness.
1320
01:16:48,342 --> 01:16:49,387
I'm sorry.
1321
01:16:53,043 --> 01:16:54,087
What's going on?
1322
01:16:54,087 --> 01:16:55,611
Um...
1323
01:16:55,611 --> 01:16:58,048
- Oh.
- Oh, honey, um...
1324
01:16:59,310 --> 01:17:00,485
Uh...
1325
01:17:02,356 --> 01:17:03,836
We got a letter
1326
01:17:03,836 --> 01:17:06,622
from, um, from my parents,
from your grandparents.
1327
01:17:06,622 --> 01:17:08,493
And they're coming
to visit next week.
1328
01:17:08,493 --> 01:17:10,800
- Next... next week?
Mmm-hmm.
1329
01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:12,584
They're really
excited to meet you.
1330
01:17:12,584 --> 01:17:14,281
I won't be here.
I'll be in Florida.
1331
01:17:17,458 --> 01:17:19,373
I'm still going to Florida,
aren't I?
1332
01:17:19,373 --> 01:17:22,202
- Margaret, look...
- No. What?
1333
01:17:22,202 --> 01:17:24,378
I can't even
go to Florida now?
1334
01:17:24,378 --> 01:17:26,293
Come on, I don't even
want to see them.
1335
01:17:26,293 --> 01:17:27,860
I want to see Grandma.
1336
01:17:27,860 --> 01:17:30,167
I know. I know and we will
make this up to you.
1337
01:17:30,167 --> 01:17:32,169
I promise, you will go
to Florida,
1338
01:17:32,169 --> 01:17:34,432
- just another time.
- No, I don't want
1339
01:17:34,432 --> 01:17:36,042
to go to Florida another time.
1340
01:17:37,217 --> 01:17:38,784
Does Grandma know about this?
1341
01:17:38,784 --> 01:17:40,481
No, not yet.
We have to call her.
1342
01:17:40,481 --> 01:17:42,658
Well, I'm not doing it.
You can do it yourself.
1343
01:17:42,658 --> 01:17:44,529
- No, of course. Of course.
Let me handle that.
1344
01:17:44,529 --> 01:17:46,531
- No, I will...
- Please let me call. Please.
1345
01:17:52,624 --> 01:17:55,018
To this beautiful day.
1346
01:17:57,847 --> 01:17:59,109
Just one moment.
1347
01:18:00,153 --> 01:18:01,764
Don't eat all the cheese
without me.
1348
01:18:03,156 --> 01:18:05,593
I'm just kidding.
You eat as much as you want.
1349
01:18:05,593 --> 01:18:07,465
Depending on your cholesterol.
1350
01:18:07,465 --> 01:18:09,554
- I'm sure it's low.
1351
01:18:15,081 --> 01:18:16,300
Simon residence.
1352
01:18:16,300 --> 01:18:17,910
Hi, Mom. Yes. Uh...
1353
01:18:17,910 --> 01:18:19,390
Herb?
1354
01:18:19,390 --> 01:18:21,044
Uh, Margaret's, uh, plan
to come to Florida next week
1355
01:18:21,044 --> 01:18:22,132
isn't going to work out.
1356
01:18:22,132 --> 01:18:23,133
I'm really sorry.
1357
01:18:24,438 --> 01:18:25,701
Just
give me the phone.
1358
01:18:27,050 --> 01:18:28,181
Hey, Grandma.
1359
01:18:28,181 --> 01:18:30,227
Margaret, what happened?
What's going on?
1360
01:18:30,227 --> 01:18:32,446
We...
1361
01:18:32,446 --> 01:18:35,101
We got a letter that my
other grandparents are coming.
1362
01:18:36,320 --> 01:18:40,193
And I just
really wanted to see you.
1363
01:18:40,193 --> 01:18:42,108
Put your mother
on the phone right now.
1364
01:18:43,762 --> 01:18:45,459
- Oh, no...
It's okay.
1365
01:18:48,027 --> 01:18:49,202
Sylvia.
1366
01:18:49,202 --> 01:18:50,856
What the hell
is going on, Barbara?
1367
01:18:50,856 --> 01:18:53,903
Sylvia, I'm so very sorry
about this
1368
01:18:53,903 --> 01:18:57,167
and I will try and explain it
another time.
1369
01:18:57,167 --> 01:18:59,125
No. You're going to
explain right now.
1370
01:18:59,125 --> 01:19:00,648
I'm sorry, I have to...
I have to go.
1371
01:19:05,436 --> 01:19:07,873
Are you there, God?
It's me, Margaret.
1372
01:19:07,873 --> 01:19:10,354
- I'm absolutely miserable.
- I am so sorry.
1373
01:19:10,354 --> 01:19:12,660
Everything
is going wrong. Everything.
1374
01:19:13,357 --> 01:19:15,011
I'm begging you.
1375
01:19:15,011 --> 01:19:18,101
Make something happen
so that they don't come
1376
01:19:18,101 --> 01:19:19,929
and I can still go to Florida.
1377
01:19:28,851 --> 01:19:30,417
Please, Margaret.
Even if it's fake,
1378
01:19:30,417 --> 01:19:32,593
can you just look happy?
1379
01:19:34,160 --> 01:19:36,119
Or at least not so unhappy?
1380
01:19:37,511 --> 01:19:39,600
Why do you
even want to see them?
1381
01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:41,385
After everything
that they did to you?
1382
01:19:43,604 --> 01:19:48,696
Because I want them to see
how great we've done.
1383
01:19:48,696 --> 01:19:51,787
I... And how proud
I am of our family.
1384
01:19:56,835 --> 01:19:58,358
- Hey! Hello.
1385
01:19:59,403 --> 01:20:00,447
That's them.
1386
01:20:01,144 --> 01:20:02,145
Okay.
1387
01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:05,801
Hi!
1388
01:20:07,280 --> 01:20:09,805
They might hug you,
I don't know.
1389
01:20:09,805 --> 01:20:11,067
Just be prepared.
1390
01:20:15,245 --> 01:20:16,507
- Hi!
- Hello!
1391
01:20:16,507 --> 01:20:18,596
Hello. It's so nice
to see you.
1392
01:20:18,596 --> 01:20:20,816
Oh, you too, Barbara.
1393
01:20:22,905 --> 01:20:23,993
- Oh.
1394
01:20:29,433 --> 01:20:31,000
- Hi, honey.
- Oh.
1395
01:20:34,917 --> 01:20:37,006
- This must be Margaret Ann.
Mmm-hmm.
1396
01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:42,141
We're very glad to meet you.
1397
01:20:42,141 --> 01:20:44,578
- Yes, we are. Yes, we are.
- Me, too.
1398
01:20:45,362 --> 01:20:46,450
Um...
1399
01:20:47,668 --> 01:20:49,932
Bags! We'll get the bags.
1400
01:20:49,932 --> 01:20:53,370
Um, Herb is just out, uh,
with the car.
1401
01:20:53,370 --> 01:20:55,546
- Yeah, so... Okay.
Okay.
1402
01:20:55,546 --> 01:20:57,678
Just out here to the right.
1403
01:20:57,678 --> 01:20:59,419
The blue car there. Yep.
1404
01:21:01,421 --> 01:21:03,075
Hey.
1405
01:21:03,075 --> 01:21:04,816
- Youse okay? Yeah?
- Yeah.
1406
01:21:04,816 --> 01:21:06,470
Mom, Dad, you remember Herb?
1407
01:21:06,470 --> 01:21:07,732
- Yeah. Hello, Herb.
- Hi.
1408
01:21:07,732 --> 01:21:08,994
- How are you?
- Okay.
1409
01:21:08,994 --> 01:21:10,648
- Hi. Nice to see you.
- Hello.
1410
01:21:11,867 --> 01:21:13,216
Um, should I...
I'll take this for you.
1411
01:21:13,216 --> 01:21:14,304
Oh.
1412
01:21:17,829 --> 01:21:18,874
All right.
1413
01:21:18,874 --> 01:21:20,136
Okay.
1414
01:21:21,267 --> 01:21:22,355
All right.
Should I put these up?
1415
01:21:22,355 --> 01:21:23,661
Oh, yes. Thank you.
1416
01:21:25,184 --> 01:21:28,884
Here we are.
Make yourselves comfortable.
1417
01:21:28,884 --> 01:21:30,798
- Lovely home.
- Yeah!
1418
01:21:30,798 --> 01:21:33,236
Thank you. Yes. Uh...
1419
01:21:34,237 --> 01:21:35,934
Okay. So, uh, Margaret, uh,
1420
01:21:35,934 --> 01:21:37,153
can you show them
to their room?
1421
01:21:37,153 --> 01:21:39,851
And, um, I'll just
get dinner started.
1422
01:21:39,851 --> 01:21:42,680
Sure. Um, up this way.
1423
01:21:46,727 --> 01:21:49,078
Gosh, you look
just like your mom
1424
01:21:49,078 --> 01:21:50,688
when she was your age.
1425
01:21:50,688 --> 01:21:52,995
Um, yeah. This way.
1426
01:22:00,611 --> 01:22:02,961
- Hi.
- Hey.
1427
01:22:02,961 --> 01:22:04,223
How are you doing?
1428
01:22:04,223 --> 01:22:06,486
Uh... How are you doing?
1429
01:22:06,486 --> 01:22:08,532
Um, I used up
all my small talk
1430
01:22:08,532 --> 01:22:09,750
- in the car.
- Oh, God.
1431
01:22:09,750 --> 01:22:11,927
Do they like sports? TV shows?
1432
01:22:13,841 --> 01:22:15,931
Game shows.
They used to watch game shows.
1433
01:22:15,931 --> 01:22:19,021
- Okay. Game shows, game shows.
1434
01:22:19,021 --> 01:22:20,326
Hmm.
1435
01:22:20,326 --> 01:22:21,849
Um, coming!
1436
01:22:24,635 --> 01:22:25,679
Herb!
1437
01:22:26,506 --> 01:22:27,638
Mom!
1438
01:22:27,638 --> 01:22:29,814
Baby! Come give
your mom a big hug.
1439
01:22:29,814 --> 01:22:31,120
Oh.
1440
01:22:31,120 --> 01:22:32,904
- Oh. Look at your little face.
- Sylvia?
1441
01:22:32,904 --> 01:22:34,340
Yeah. My mom is here.
1442
01:22:34,340 --> 01:22:35,863
Uh, yes, she is.
What's happening?
1443
01:22:35,863 --> 01:22:37,865
Well, Margaret said
she needed to see me,
1444
01:22:37,865 --> 01:22:39,258
so we flew out from Florida.
1445
01:22:39,258 --> 01:22:40,477
Are your parents here yet?
1446
01:22:40,477 --> 01:22:43,262
Oh. This is Morris Binamin.
1447
01:22:43,262 --> 01:22:45,351
- Rhymes with cinnamon.
1448
01:22:45,351 --> 01:22:47,614
- Hi.
Grandma!
1449
01:22:47,614 --> 01:22:50,530
There's my Margaret!
Oh!
1450
01:22:50,530 --> 01:22:52,532
Did you know?
- I had no... I know.
1451
01:22:52,532 --> 01:22:53,838
I missed you so much!
1452
01:22:53,838 --> 01:22:55,187
I thought
you were in Florida.
1453
01:22:55,187 --> 01:22:57,015
I know. Well,
Florida came to you.
1454
01:22:57,015 --> 01:22:58,451
- Uh...
1455
01:22:58,451 --> 01:23:01,977
Mom, Dad, this is Sylvia.
Herb's mom.
1456
01:23:01,977 --> 01:23:05,893
Sylvia, this... These are
my parents, Paul and Mary.
1457
01:23:05,893 --> 01:23:07,591
Hello.
1458
01:23:07,591 --> 01:23:09,158
- Hello.
1459
01:23:11,943 --> 01:23:13,031
We have pot roast.
1460
01:23:13,031 --> 01:23:14,554
Sure.
1461
01:23:17,427 --> 01:23:18,645
Mmm.
1462
01:23:19,951 --> 01:23:21,344
Mmm.
- Oh, yeah.
1463
01:23:21,344 --> 01:23:23,607
- Dinner is delicious, Barbara.
- Oh, my God, yes.
1464
01:23:23,607 --> 01:23:26,392
- Oh.
- You have definitely improved.
1465
01:23:26,392 --> 01:23:28,481
- It is very nice.
- Thank you.
1466
01:23:30,657 --> 01:23:35,575
Well, I have to admit
it was a bit of a jolt, um,
1467
01:23:35,575 --> 01:23:39,579
but it's nice to have
everyone here together.
1468
01:23:39,579 --> 01:23:41,103
The whole family.
1469
01:23:43,714 --> 01:23:46,064
- And Mr. Binamin.
1470
01:23:46,064 --> 01:23:47,587
Nice to have you, too.
1471
01:23:50,590 --> 01:23:52,157
- L'chaim.
- L'chaim.
1472
01:23:54,029 --> 01:23:57,554
L'chaim. L'chaim.
1473
01:23:57,554 --> 01:24:00,557
L'chaim. L'chaim. L'chaim.
L'chaim. L'chaim.
1474
01:24:00,557 --> 01:24:02,472
- To life!
1475
01:24:09,348 --> 01:24:10,784
So, um,
do you watch Jeopardy!?
1476
01:24:16,051 --> 01:24:18,227
I used to braid
your mama's hair
1477
01:24:18,227 --> 01:24:19,402
when she was a little girl.
1478
01:24:19,402 --> 01:24:21,317
Did your mom
ever braid your hair?
1479
01:24:21,317 --> 01:24:24,015
Um, yeah, she used to do it
all the time.
1480
01:24:24,015 --> 01:24:26,800
I can see she taught you how
to braid with your bracelet.
1481
01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:27,932
Yeah.
1482
01:24:27,932 --> 01:24:29,325
Oh, there's just so much
1483
01:24:29,325 --> 01:24:30,935
we want to get to know
about you, Margaret.
1484
01:24:30,935 --> 01:24:32,676
Twelve years is a lot
to catch up on.
1485
01:24:32,676 --> 01:24:33,938
Yeah. A long time.
1486
01:24:34,852 --> 01:24:37,072
So, uh, we were wondering...
1487
01:24:38,856 --> 01:24:40,510
Do you go to Sunday school?
1488
01:24:40,510 --> 01:24:42,773
Or, uh, have you ever
thought about it?
1489
01:24:43,948 --> 01:24:47,256
- Uh...
- Nope. Never. Not once.
1490
01:24:47,256 --> 01:24:49,780
We asked Margaret
the question, Sylvia.
1491
01:24:49,780 --> 01:24:50,868
Margaret?
1492
01:24:50,868 --> 01:24:52,391
Well, you're wasting your time
1493
01:24:52,391 --> 01:24:55,307
because Margaret went
to Temple and she's Jewish.
1494
01:24:55,307 --> 01:24:57,048
- What did you say?
1495
01:24:57,048 --> 01:24:58,136
Excuse me.
1496
01:24:58,136 --> 01:24:59,616
Margaret went to Temple.
1497
01:24:59,616 --> 01:25:01,270
- Okay, Mom, you're done.
- What are you talking about?
1498
01:25:01,270 --> 01:25:03,054
Okay, that's it.
Well,
you left the room
1499
01:25:03,054 --> 01:25:04,882
and they're
trying to convert her.
1500
01:25:04,882 --> 01:25:06,188
Well, Margaret has the right
to be baptized
1501
01:25:06,188 --> 01:25:07,363
if she wants to be.
1502
01:25:07,363 --> 01:25:09,321
- Baptized?
If she wants to be.
1503
01:25:09,321 --> 01:25:10,322
I can't believe this.
1504
01:25:11,845 --> 01:25:13,238
I can't believe
you're doing this.
1505
01:25:13,238 --> 01:25:15,066
All right. Everyone,
this discussion is over.
1506
01:25:15,066 --> 01:25:17,068
We're her parents
and this discussion is over.
1507
01:25:17,068 --> 01:25:19,157
Yeah, you're right, it's over,
because she's already Jewish.
1508
01:25:19,157 --> 01:25:20,854
- Sylvia!
- Well, in our eyes,
1509
01:25:20,854 --> 01:25:24,380
- she's Christian.
- No, no! Margaret is nothing!
1510
01:25:24,380 --> 01:25:27,470
Margaret is
not Jewish or Christian.
1511
01:25:27,470 --> 01:25:30,386
She is no religion
until she decides.
1512
01:25:30,386 --> 01:25:31,561
Well, how can she be Jewish
1513
01:25:31,561 --> 01:25:33,258
- if her mother is Christian?
- Stop.
1514
01:25:33,258 --> 01:25:34,825
You were never there for her.
You abandoned her.
1515
01:25:34,825 --> 01:25:35,956
What does it matter?
1516
01:25:35,956 --> 01:25:37,436
Do you think
that we wanted this?
1517
01:25:40,483 --> 01:25:41,571
Stop it!
1518
01:25:42,963 --> 01:25:44,661
All of you, just stop it.
1519
01:25:44,661 --> 01:25:47,490
I don't care.
I don't care anymore.
1520
01:25:47,490 --> 01:25:49,796
It's all just
so stupid, religion!
1521
01:25:49,796 --> 01:25:51,146
Just stop fighting!
1522
01:25:51,146 --> 01:25:53,452
I... I don't want a religion.
1523
01:25:53,452 --> 01:25:55,715
- I don't care. I don't care!
Margaret...
1524
01:25:56,934 --> 01:25:58,892
I don't even believe in God!
1525
01:26:07,205 --> 01:26:08,989
- Are you happy? Hmm?
1526
01:26:11,122 --> 01:26:13,168
- I'm so sorry. I did this.
- No, no, no. This is not...
1527
01:26:13,168 --> 01:26:14,647
- I am so sorry.
- No, this is not your fault.
1528
01:26:14,647 --> 01:26:17,520
This is not your fault.
Okay, this is not your fault.
1529
01:26:17,520 --> 01:26:20,262
No, that was everybody else.
That was not...
1530
01:26:20,262 --> 01:26:22,133
- Me.
- No, no, no.
1531
01:26:25,049 --> 01:26:26,616
"Dear Mr. Benedict,
1532
01:26:28,661 --> 01:26:32,622
"what I learned about religion
is that it makes people fight.
1533
01:26:35,102 --> 01:26:37,801
"That every religion
says the same thing.
1534
01:26:37,801 --> 01:26:40,760
"If you pray to God,
he'll listen to you,
1535
01:26:40,760 --> 01:26:42,588
"and help you,
and make things better.
1536
01:26:45,287 --> 01:26:47,767
"But I've prayed and prayed
1537
01:26:47,767 --> 01:26:50,422
"and everything
just gets worse."
1538
01:26:55,775 --> 01:26:57,386
Okay. We'll call you.
1539
01:27:00,040 --> 01:27:02,042
"I don't know
anymore, but I think...
1540
01:27:03,827 --> 01:27:05,872
"that maybe the truth is...
1541
01:27:08,962 --> 01:27:10,355
"there's nobody up there.
1542
01:27:13,532 --> 01:27:15,230
"There's nobody listening.
1543
01:27:19,103 --> 01:27:20,670
"There's only just...
1544
01:27:23,020 --> 01:27:24,151
"me.
1545
01:27:37,252 --> 01:27:40,429
"Sincerely, Margaret Simon."
1546
01:27:46,478 --> 01:27:47,523
Margaret.
1547
01:29:12,347 --> 01:29:14,653
Hey.
- Hey.
1548
01:29:14,653 --> 01:29:16,351
Wait. Come here.
1549
01:29:18,048 --> 01:29:19,963
I don't really
feel like talking.
1550
01:29:21,312 --> 01:29:22,748
Yeah. I don't either.
1551
01:29:24,707 --> 01:29:29,712
But, um, I do want to say
sorry for how things went.
1552
01:29:32,323 --> 01:29:36,283
And I know that this past year
has not been easy.
1553
01:29:41,593 --> 01:29:43,290
Want to just sit for a minute?
1554
01:29:58,001 --> 01:30:01,265
Mmm, yeah. Good idea.
1555
01:30:13,930 --> 01:30:17,368
It gets tiring trying so hard
all the time, doesn't it?
1556
01:30:19,414 --> 01:30:20,458
Yeah.
1557
01:30:55,972 --> 01:30:59,541
- One, two, three. Cheese!
Cheese!
1558
01:30:59,541 --> 01:31:03,240
- Junior High! Whoo!
1559
01:31:03,240 --> 01:31:05,851
Come on, everybody.
Margaret, come on!
1560
01:31:10,726 --> 01:31:11,683
Hey.
1561
01:31:14,294 --> 01:31:15,426
Thanks, Mr. Benedict.
1562
01:31:16,471 --> 01:31:18,690
You're a really good teacher.
1563
01:31:18,690 --> 01:31:20,736
Well, I wouldn't say all that.
You know,
1564
01:31:20,736 --> 01:31:23,173
still trying to iron out
some of the kinks.
1565
01:31:23,173 --> 01:31:24,870
No, you were really good.
1566
01:31:26,785 --> 01:31:28,004
I'm glad you felt that way.
1567
01:31:45,761 --> 01:31:46,718
Hey.
1568
01:31:49,852 --> 01:31:51,157
Do you want to come dance?
1569
01:31:53,508 --> 01:31:54,639
Really?
1570
01:31:55,597 --> 01:31:56,554
Yeah.
1571
01:32:09,872 --> 01:32:11,308
Yes! I knew it!
1572
01:32:11,308 --> 01:32:12,744
You basically already won.
1573
01:32:12,744 --> 01:32:14,659
You've been going
for ages.
1574
01:32:14,659 --> 01:32:17,009
- Ages, Gretchen?
Can I please go?
1575
01:32:17,009 --> 01:32:19,011
Gretchen, quit
complaining all the time.
1576
01:32:19,969 --> 01:32:21,144
I'm not complaining.
1577
01:32:26,366 --> 01:32:27,542
Nancy.
1578
01:32:28,717 --> 01:32:29,892
Come on, please?
1579
01:32:35,941 --> 01:32:36,942
I got it!
1580
01:32:52,610 --> 01:32:54,917
Really nice work
on the shading, Daniel.
1581
01:32:54,917 --> 01:32:56,135
Thank you.
1582
01:32:56,135 --> 01:32:58,181
I think maybe you could
put a wash here
1583
01:32:58,181 --> 01:33:01,880
just to blend that, but I...
It's beautiful.
1584
01:33:07,712 --> 01:33:10,410
- Oh. Hey, Barbara!
- Jan!
1585
01:33:10,410 --> 01:33:12,674
It's so funny to see you.
I was just gonna call you.
1586
01:33:12,674 --> 01:33:14,414
- Oh.
- Can you believe it,
1587
01:33:14,414 --> 01:33:15,807
about the stars?
1588
01:33:15,807 --> 01:33:17,635
- Oh, I know.
- Jeez.
1589
01:33:17,635 --> 01:33:20,203
Well, I guess everything
is a fire hazard these days.
1590
01:33:21,683 --> 01:33:23,206
Anyway, um,
1591
01:33:23,206 --> 01:33:24,381
we're getting
committees together
1592
01:33:24,381 --> 01:33:25,730
over at the Junior High
1593
01:33:25,730 --> 01:33:27,253
and I can think of
at least three
1594
01:33:27,253 --> 01:33:28,994
that you'd be perfect for.
1595
01:33:28,994 --> 01:33:34,826
Oh, Jan, that sounds great
and I'd love to, but, um...
1596
01:33:36,915 --> 01:33:38,221
I don't want to.
1597
01:33:40,658 --> 01:33:42,791
But thank you for asking me.
1598
01:33:42,791 --> 01:33:45,271
- Yeah.
- And, uh...
1599
01:33:46,403 --> 01:33:48,057
- Have a good day!
- Okay.
1600
01:33:52,931 --> 01:33:54,498
I'm going to write you
so many letters.
1601
01:33:54,498 --> 01:33:56,979
So many letters,
the mailman's going to say,
1602
01:33:56,979 --> 01:33:59,024
"That's it! No more!"
1603
01:33:59,024 --> 01:34:00,809
Okay.
1604
01:34:00,809 --> 01:34:02,985
Oh. Have the best time, honey.
1605
01:34:02,985 --> 01:34:04,203
We'll see you
when you get back.
1606
01:34:04,203 --> 01:34:05,291
See you soon, sweetie.
1607
01:34:05,291 --> 01:34:06,684
- Have fun.
- Bye.
1608
01:34:06,684 --> 01:34:07,990
Love you. Bye!
1609
01:34:10,862 --> 01:34:13,212
- Okay. I think this is it.
- Got it?
1610
01:34:13,212 --> 01:34:14,953
- Then we just have to...
Wait, wait, wait.
1611
01:34:14,953 --> 01:34:16,259
- ...close it.
- Yeah.
1612
01:34:16,259 --> 01:34:18,087
- Camera, camera, camera.
Oh, wait.
1613
01:34:18,087 --> 01:34:19,566
- Yes.
All right.
1614
01:34:19,566 --> 01:34:21,699
Okay. Now, we just
have to close it.
1615
01:34:21,699 --> 01:34:23,179
Sides. Check the sides.
- Okay, got it?
1616
01:34:23,179 --> 01:34:24,571
Yeah, yeah. Step on it.
- Ready. Go.
1617
01:34:24,571 --> 01:34:26,965
- Oh, my God! Are you okay?
1618
01:34:26,965 --> 01:34:28,271
Whoo. Ah.
1619
01:34:28,271 --> 01:34:30,273
- Just kidding.
- Every time.
1620
01:34:30,273 --> 01:34:31,578
If it's there, I'll take it.
1621
01:34:31,578 --> 01:34:33,102
- Okay.
Good stuff.
There it is.
1622
01:34:33,102 --> 01:34:34,973
Almost like
we've done it before.
1623
01:34:34,973 --> 01:34:37,323
- Yeah.
1624
01:34:40,239 --> 01:34:41,458
Is it lawn day?
1625
01:34:43,329 --> 01:34:44,330
It is.
1626
01:34:46,985 --> 01:34:48,813
- We haven't paid him yet.
We haven't.
1627
01:34:48,813 --> 01:34:50,641
No. And if you wanted to go
into the kitchen
1628
01:34:50,641 --> 01:34:51,729
and grab it...
1629
01:34:53,252 --> 01:34:56,168
Yeah. Yeah. Sure.
1630
01:35:05,438 --> 01:35:06,788
Hey. Hey, Moose.
1631
01:35:09,573 --> 01:35:10,835
Here. Dad says thanks.
1632
01:35:10,835 --> 01:35:12,271
Oh, thank you. Yeah.
1633
01:35:12,271 --> 01:35:14,709
Uh, well, have a good summer.
1634
01:35:14,709 --> 01:35:16,319
I won't be seeing you
for a while.
1635
01:35:16,319 --> 01:35:18,060
Oh, where you going?
1636
01:35:18,060 --> 01:35:20,540
Camp. New Hampshire. Yeah.
1637
01:35:20,540 --> 01:35:22,368
- Oh.
- Leaving today.
1638
01:35:22,368 --> 01:35:23,674
Well, have fun.
1639
01:35:25,328 --> 01:35:26,329
Thanks.
1640
01:35:27,678 --> 01:35:29,201
And, uh, I don't know.
1641
01:35:29,201 --> 01:35:31,160
Maybe we can hang out
when you get back?
1642
01:35:32,422 --> 01:35:34,032
Re... Really?
1643
01:35:35,077 --> 01:35:36,078
Yeah.
1644
01:35:38,254 --> 01:35:40,299
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
1645
01:36:18,816 --> 01:36:20,122
Oh, my God.
1646
01:36:21,166 --> 01:36:22,733
Oh, my God.
1647
01:36:22,733 --> 01:36:24,387
Mom... Mom?
1648
01:36:25,562 --> 01:36:27,607
Mom! Mom!
1649
01:36:27,607 --> 01:36:29,653
What is it? What's wrong?
1650
01:36:29,653 --> 01:36:32,917
I got it.
I got my period.
1651
01:36:33,700 --> 01:36:34,876
What?
1652
01:36:38,227 --> 01:36:40,055
- I got it, right?
- Yeah!
1653
01:36:41,099 --> 01:36:43,580
- Yeah. Yes.
1654
01:36:43,580 --> 01:36:46,844
Oh, my God.
1655
01:36:51,501 --> 01:36:53,720
- I don't know why I'm crying.
1656
01:36:53,720 --> 01:36:55,984
Oh, my goodness. Wow.
1657
01:36:55,984 --> 01:36:58,203
- Are you okay? Yeah?
- I'm fine. I'm fine.
1658
01:36:58,203 --> 01:37:00,423
- You feel...
- Yep, I'm fine.
1659
01:37:00,423 --> 01:37:02,251
Do you have any cramping or...
1660
01:37:02,251 --> 01:37:04,209
- No. No, no, no. No, I'm fine.
- No?
1661
01:37:04,209 --> 01:37:05,732
I can't believe
this is happening to you.
1662
01:37:05,732 --> 01:37:06,908
I don't believe it either.
1663
01:37:06,908 --> 01:37:08,431
You're a woman!
1664
01:37:08,431 --> 01:37:09,693
I'm a woman!
1665
01:37:13,740 --> 01:37:15,612
Okay, um...
Get down to business.
1666
01:37:15,612 --> 01:37:16,700
- We need pads.
- Yeah.
1667
01:37:16,700 --> 01:37:17,919
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
1668
01:37:17,919 --> 01:37:19,224
I actually bought you some.
1669
01:37:19,224 --> 01:37:20,573
- Really?
- I was going to sneak them
1670
01:37:20,573 --> 01:37:22,619
into your trunk at camp,
you know, just in case.
1671
01:37:22,619 --> 01:37:24,403
But, okay. One sec.
1672
01:37:25,622 --> 01:37:26,753
Be right there.
1673
01:37:28,494 --> 01:37:29,669
Okay. So...
1674
01:37:31,106 --> 01:37:33,151
Um, this is how they work.
1675
01:37:33,151 --> 01:37:34,892
- So you just put...
- I know how to do it.
1676
01:37:34,892 --> 01:37:36,763
I've been practicing
in my room for two months.
1677
01:37:36,763 --> 01:37:40,332
- What?
- Yeah.
1678
01:37:40,332 --> 01:37:42,073
- You have? Oh, my...
- Yes. Yes.
1679
01:37:44,641 --> 01:37:45,990
All right.
1680
01:37:45,990 --> 01:37:48,863
Well, then, you're, um...
You don't need me.
1681
01:37:51,300 --> 01:37:52,649
Yeah.
1682
01:37:52,649 --> 01:37:54,520
I'll be right out here. Okay.
1683
01:38:31,514 --> 01:38:33,124
Are you
still there, God?
1684
01:38:33,951 --> 01:38:35,779
It's me, Margaret.
1685
01:38:37,781 --> 01:38:38,869
Thanks.
1686
01:38:39,609 --> 01:38:41,089
Thanks an awful lot.