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All aboard, girls!
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Bye!
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Welcome home, honey!
Hi, Daddy!
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Hi, Mom!
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- Mom!
- Hi!
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Hi!
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Wait. Did you get taller?
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- Yes, I did.
- Wow.
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So good. Okay. Oh, here it is.
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- Let's get your trunk.
Yes.
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I double-parked the car
and they're already mad at me.
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- What car?
- Oh, we bought a car.
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- We bought got a car?
- Yeah!
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- What for?
- I'll explain later.
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It's that big blue one
right over there.
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- In the middle of the road.
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Hey, lady,
you kidding me?
Sorry!
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- Sorry, we're going.
One second.
- There's my girl!
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Grandma!
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- Ah!
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- Oh, God, I missed you!
Me, too!
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Lady, you can't stop
in the middle of the street.
Let's go!
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- I'm sorry. Promise,
two more seconds.
- Come on, lady.
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Welcome home gift.
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- Oh, you made this?
- From scratch.
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- Aw!
- It's cashmere.
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I did everything
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- but shave the goat.
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- Margaret! Can you just...
Let's go, ladies.
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I'm so sorry. Yeah,
get the bottom there.
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- Okay. You got it.
- Here we go. Okay.
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- Right on, girls.
- All right, here we go.
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- Oh, God.
- Heavy.
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Watch out for the...
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- Watch out for the bike.
- Oh, God.
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Here we go.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey.
I would've done it.
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Oh, hi!
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I would've done it.
Please, please.
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- Oh, my God. Amazing.
- We got it.
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- Dad!
- Hello! Oh, my goodness!
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- I'm so glad to see you.
- Me, too!
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Look at that! What happened?
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- So, how was camp?
- It was amazing.
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- So, you were in a play?
- Yep!
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Oh, my God. That's incredible.
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- What are those boxes for?
- Don't worry about that.
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I want to hear
more about camp.
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What else did you learn?
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- What else did you do?
- You're moving.
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- What?
- Really, Mom?
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- Sylvia. You promised.
- Oh, wow.
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We're moving?
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Look, it's...
Look, we we're...
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She saw the boxes.
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- She was putting it together.
- I don't think she was.
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- We're moving?
- Okay.
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Just...
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Look, we wanted you
to settle in
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before we sprung the news.
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But, um, your dad
got his promotion.
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Yeah. Isn't that great?
And we found
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- this great house.
Oh, the best house.
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- The best house.
- Where?
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Well, that's the thing.
We got really lucky. And...
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- New Jersey.
Ah...
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- New Jersey?
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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- I said I'd stay out of it.
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We're leaving New York?
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Barely leaving New York.
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It's just on the other side
of the river.
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But...
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But we're happy here.
We don't need to move.
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No, we don't need to move
but we want to move. Right?
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I don't.
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I'll have to leave
all of my friends
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and change schools
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and I'll never
see Grandma anymore.
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That is not true.
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Look, you're going to keep
all your friends here
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and you're going to make more
friends. And listen to this.
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I'm not going to work anymore.
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Do you know what that means?
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That means that I'm not going
to be gone all the time.
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Running from class to class.
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God. Do you know how
bad I felt about that?
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But you love teaching art.
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I do, I do, but...
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But this is,
this is our opportunity.
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I'll be home now.
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I can be home with you
every single day.
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I'll get involved
at your school,
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just like
all your friends' moms.
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And we'll have family dinners
and I'll learn to cook.
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I know it's a lot.
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Can you just
try to believe us?
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Yeah.
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Mmm.
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I love you so much. Come here.
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Come here. You, too.
And you, Sylvia.
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- Sylvia. Come on.
Come on, Mom. Come on.
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Come on.
You know you want to.
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Faster.
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Okay, okay,
I'm coming, I'm coming.
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There we go.
Oh, my darling.
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I'm never
going to see you again.
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Oh, Jesus.
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- Wow.
- So dramatic all the time.
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What are you
taking her over there
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with the schmucks
and the condos
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on the other side
of the Hudson?
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But we're not going to be
in a condo.
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And those
mafia diners,
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where they shoot each other...
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God...
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God?
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Are you there, God?
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It's me... Margaret Simon.
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Um...
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I just wanted... Well...
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First, I've, I've heard a lot
of great things about you.
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I don't want to move.
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I've never lived anywhere
but the city, and...
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I... I don't want to do this.
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Please, I'm begging you.
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Just please, just stop
this move from happening.
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Um, if...
if you can't do that...
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Just please don't let
New Jersey be too horrible.
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- You're gonna have
to hurry up, all right?
- Okay, Dad!
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Okay, you.
You need some light.
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Oh, God.
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They smell bad?
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Oh, they don't
smell good, honey.
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- You're going to be there
very soon. Believe me.
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I'll get it.
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I already know
your name's Margaret
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and you're in sixth grade.
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The real estate agent
sent out,
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like, a tiny flyer about you
to the whole neighborhood.
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It was, like, this big
and it had your picture.
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Oh, okay.
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I'm Nancy.
I'm in sixth grade, too.
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Do you want to
come over to my house
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and run under
the sprinklers with me?
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Oh. I don't know.
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You don't know?
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Oh, no, no, no.
I just mean I'll have to ask.
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Um, just a second.
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- Mom?
- Yeah?
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There's a girl
from the neighborhood
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who asked if I could go
under the sprinklers with her.
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Oh, that's great. Yeah.
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I need my bathing suit.
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Good luck finding it in here.
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That's all right.
She can borrow one of mine.
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Oh, hello.
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Nancy Wheeler.
I live in the bigger house
up the street.
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Come on, let's go.
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Whose class are you in
at Delano?
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Um...
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The letter said "Room 18."
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I'm in room 18, too!
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We were supposed to have
Miss Phipps,
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but she ran off
with some guy to California,
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so we're going to get
a new teacher now.
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Come on. Room's upstairs.
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Voila.
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My bathing suit's over here.
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Um...
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- Here. It's clean.
- Thanks.
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- Where should I change?
- What's wrong with here?
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Nothing. I don't mind
if you don't mind.
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Why would I mind?
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You're still flat.
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Um...
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Well, I'm already growing.
See?
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I'm going to have
a pretty big chest.
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You know,
coming from New York,
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I thought you'd be
a lot more grown up.
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Have you ever kissed a boy?
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You mean, like, really kiss?
Like, on the lips?
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Yeah. Have you?
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Not exactly.
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Neither have I,
but I practice a lot.
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You want to see?
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What?
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- Sorry.
- You have to practice
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or else you won't
be a good kisser.
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Ready to go?
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Sure.
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Follow the leader.
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Yeah, watch me.
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- I'm a supermodel.
- Okay.
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- Evan, you stupid idiot!
- I'm sorry.
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You're such a great model,
by the way.
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Who are they?
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It's my dumb brother
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- and his stupid friend.
- Hey.
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- Mom!
- That was uncalled for.
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Who are you?
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Margaret. Um, we moved in
down the street.
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Oh, so you're the new people?
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Ask your dad if he wants me
to cut the lawn.
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Five bucks, and I trim, too.
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Evan!
Get over here right now!
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- I got to go.
- Dude...
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Got to get us more birdseed.
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Yeah.
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My name's Moose. Moose Freed.
I live down the street, too.
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Um...
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Yeah, but don't forget
to ask your dad
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about the lawn thingy.
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Yeah. I won't.
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Oh,
now I got to go see Evan.
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Sorry you got stuck
with Moose.
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Oh, that's okay.
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Anyways, listen, Margaret.
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I've decided I want you
to join my secret club.
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There's three of us
and I'm letting in one more.
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But you can't wear socks
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or else the others
might not want you.
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Oh.
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See you later.
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00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:07,960
Are you there, God?
It's me, Margaret, again.
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It's the first day
of school tomorrow.
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I met this girl, Nancy.
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I don't really know
if she liked me.
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I think she just expected me
to be different or something.
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Anyway, well,
it did get me thinking.
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Maybe it is time for...
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things to be happening
around here?
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Come in.
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Look.
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Anyway, just think
about what I mentioned.
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It was in
with the bathroom stuff.
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I found this, too,
if you need it.
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Thanks, God.
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- Thanks, Mom.
- Mmm-hmm.
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Oh, wow, look at you.
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Are you ready
for your first day?
How you feeling?
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It's going to be great, right?
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And if it's not great, first
days don't count anyways.
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00:14:03,102 --> 00:14:04,408
- Right?
Exactly.
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00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:05,757
All right.
See you later.
- Bye!
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00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:08,455
Bye!
- Did I not
unpack your socks?
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Oh, um, uh...
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I don't want socks.
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Why? You'll get blisters.
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I just don't.
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Okay.
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Oh. Oh, wait. Dad!
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- Hey, hey, Dad!
- Yeah!
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00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:26,821
- Hey. Um...
- Hey.
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I forgot to ask you.
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Um, a boy named Moose asked
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if he can cut our lawn
for five bucks.
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Moose? Well, tell him thanks,
but no, thanks.
258
00:14:35,961 --> 00:14:37,354
I just got a new power mower
259
00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:39,356
and I'm really excited
for the grass to grow.
260
00:14:41,140 --> 00:14:43,055
- All right. Knock 'em dead
today, all right, sweetie?
- Okay.
261
00:14:43,055 --> 00:14:44,709
- Okay.
- Bye.
262
00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:48,669
I just need to warn you
one more time about the socks.
263
00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:14,913
Oh, Margaret's here.
264
00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:23,878
Hello. Good,
I thought you'd forget.
265
00:15:23,878 --> 00:15:25,010
Guys, this is Margaret,
266
00:15:25,010 --> 00:15:26,446
the one
I was telling you about.
267
00:15:26,446 --> 00:15:28,666
- Margaret, this is Janie.
- Hi, nice to meet you.
268
00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,711
- Yeah, you, too.
- And this is Gretchen.
269
00:15:30,711 --> 00:15:33,540
- So, you're the fourth.
- Yeah.
270
00:15:33,540 --> 00:15:35,629
Well, you're lucky
we saved you a seat.
271
00:15:35,629 --> 00:15:38,154
Or else you'd be sitting
next to Norman Fisher.
272
00:15:40,895 --> 00:15:42,549
Ugh.
273
00:15:42,549 --> 00:15:44,987
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, don't look.
274
00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:48,729
Philip Leroy just walked in.
275
00:15:48,729 --> 00:15:51,515
I was praying so hard
he'd be in our class.
276
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:52,777
Who's Philip Leroy?
277
00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:54,866
Take a guess.
278
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:04,484
Is that our teacher?
279
00:16:05,572 --> 00:16:08,401
Her? No.
280
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:11,056
That's Laura Danker.
Stay away from her, okay?
281
00:16:11,926 --> 00:16:13,232
My brother says that
282
00:16:13,232 --> 00:16:15,452
she goes behind the A
with him and Moose
283
00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:17,758
- and lets them feel her up.
284
00:16:24,765 --> 00:16:26,680
Good morning, class.
285
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:28,160
First, let me
introduce myself.
286
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,684
I am Mr. Benedict.
287
00:16:30,684 --> 00:16:33,035
And I'm your new
sixth grade teacher.
288
00:16:34,601 --> 00:16:36,125
Please complete
the following sentences
289
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:39,432
so we can get to know each
other a little better, yeah?
290
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:43,001
Now, I'll begin, just to
start things off for you guys.
291
00:16:44,089 --> 00:16:45,482
I love that I'm finally
292
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:47,658
getting to be a teacher
for the first time.
293
00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:50,487
I hate...
294
00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:52,663
feeling self-conscious
295
00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,056
trying not to feel
self-conscious because
296
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:56,623
then you only feel
more self-conscious
297
00:16:56,623 --> 00:16:57,798
and then you're blabbing
in front of
298
00:16:57,798 --> 00:16:59,148
a whole bunch of kids. Um...
299
00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:01,933
I'm looking forward to
the year with you all.
300
00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:04,414
Okay, uh, your turn.
301
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:15,816
Pass it on.
302
00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:30,657
Yes. Okay.
303
00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:39,884
Can any of you go in here?
304
00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:44,236
Ugh, no.
305
00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:47,065
Back in the box.
306
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:04,822
Okay. All right. Enough.
307
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:06,606
Enough, enough, enough.
308
00:18:20,054 --> 00:18:21,752
- Hello?
- Guess who?
309
00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:24,015
Oh. Sylvia, hi. Um...
310
00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:27,758
- Margaret's not home yet.
- It's 3:32.
311
00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:29,760
Yeah?
312
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:32,893
You said she's out at 3:15
and the walk is ten minutes.
313
00:18:32,893 --> 00:18:34,678
Yes, I did say that.
But, well...
314
00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:35,983
I'm sure she'll be
315
00:18:35,983 --> 00:18:37,289
walking through that door
any minute now.
316
00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:39,335
Well...
317
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:42,076
Okay. I guess I'll just wait.
318
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:44,078
Okay.
319
00:18:47,212 --> 00:18:48,953
So, how are you?
320
00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:52,435
I am fine. I'm good. Yes.
321
00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:54,654
- And how are you?
- Oh, fine.
322
00:18:54,654 --> 00:18:57,091
I read that when you don't
have any loved ones around
323
00:18:57,091 --> 00:18:59,572
your life expectancy
drops drastically,
324
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,139
but, you know,
I've had a good run.
325
00:19:02,836 --> 00:19:06,100
You have.
You really have. Um...
326
00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:08,233
Margaret is here.
Just a second.
327
00:19:09,495 --> 00:19:11,454
- It's Grandma.
- Oh. Where's the Band-Aids?
328
00:19:12,237 --> 00:19:13,804
Mmm.
329
00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:15,545
- Grandma!
- Honey!
330
00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:17,895
How's New Jersey?
Are you okay?
331
00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:19,810
You can tell me the truth.
332
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,203
You know,
it's actually not that bad.
333
00:19:22,943 --> 00:19:26,251
Well, that's great news!
Wonderful news.
334
00:19:26,251 --> 00:19:27,861
Anyway, I was thinking
335
00:19:27,861 --> 00:19:30,821
that you could come visit
the weekend after next.
336
00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:32,344
I'll get tickets to a show.
337
00:19:32,344 --> 00:19:33,824
You can stay overnight,
338
00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:35,608
we'll have
a little slumber party.
339
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:36,870
That could be fun, right?
340
00:19:36,870 --> 00:19:38,394
Oh, I'd love that.
341
00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:40,831
Oh, I knew you would. Great.
342
00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:42,702
And I'll tell your mother
it was your idea.
343
00:19:42,702 --> 00:19:44,443
- Okay?
- Okay.
344
00:19:44,443 --> 00:19:47,403
- Bye. Bye.
- Bye, sweetheart.
345
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:48,795
- Bye.
- Love you.
346
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:55,149
Hey, Mom, can I go Nancy's?
347
00:19:55,149 --> 00:19:57,151
Right now?
But you just got home.
348
00:19:57,151 --> 00:19:58,544
I haven't even heard
about your day yet.
349
00:19:58,544 --> 00:20:01,417
- I know, but can I go?
- Can I have one word?
350
00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:03,419
Ugh... Uh?
351
00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:04,550
Is that a word?
352
00:20:04,550 --> 00:20:07,379
- Can I go? Bye.
- Yes, yes, okay, go.
353
00:20:07,379 --> 00:20:09,555
- I love you. Bye!
- Bye!
354
00:20:09,555 --> 00:20:12,515
Freddy was like,
"Boom, boom, look at me!"
355
00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:14,125
He's like,
"Make up your mind!"
356
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:15,735
- She wants attention.
- Obviously.
357
00:20:15,735 --> 00:20:17,694
I know.
With her "boobala joobeelee."
358
00:20:17,694 --> 00:20:19,696
- Hi!
359
00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:21,654
We were talking about
Laura Danker again.
360
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:24,831
Yeah. And how she got
even bigger over the summer.
361
00:20:24,831 --> 00:20:27,312
Yeah, she looked so grown up.
362
00:20:27,312 --> 00:20:29,227
You know she's worn
a bra since fourth grade?
363
00:20:29,227 --> 00:20:31,098
And I bet you a dollar
she gets her period, too.
364
00:20:31,098 --> 00:20:32,970
Well,
I know for sure
someone in the school does.
365
00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:35,320
- How?
- I always check the bins.
366
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,191
- You know those little bins
in the stall?
- Mmm.
367
00:20:37,191 --> 00:20:39,585
All right. Let's get down
to business, huh?
368
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:41,892
- First of all...
- Thanks.
369
00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:44,024
...this secret club
is a secret.
370
00:20:44,024 --> 00:20:46,853
Nobody tells anybody
what happens here,
371
00:20:46,853 --> 00:20:48,246
- all right?
- Duh.
372
00:20:48,246 --> 00:20:50,248
Second, if you want
to be in the club,
373
00:20:50,248 --> 00:20:52,119
then you have to
follow the rules.
374
00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:53,599
What kind of rules?
375
00:20:53,599 --> 00:20:56,298
Well, I don't know.
I'm thinking of them.
376
00:20:57,516 --> 00:20:59,692
Don't rush me. Hmm.
377
00:21:00,780 --> 00:21:02,434
Oh, I have one.
378
00:21:02,434 --> 00:21:06,438
If you want to be in the club,
then you have to wear a bra.
379
00:21:08,135 --> 00:21:09,789
I have one.
380
00:21:09,789 --> 00:21:13,097
If you guys get your period,
you have to tell us about it.
381
00:21:13,097 --> 00:21:14,490
- Yes.
Immediately.
382
00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:16,143
Every detail.
Especially how it feels.
383
00:21:16,143 --> 00:21:18,232
Mmm-hmm.
Ooh, mine is,
384
00:21:18,232 --> 00:21:19,669
we can make a Boy Book
385
00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:21,279
and write down the names
of the boys that we like.
386
00:21:21,279 --> 00:21:23,803
Mmm-hmm!
What about you, Margaret?
387
00:21:23,803 --> 00:21:25,152
What's your rule?
388
00:21:30,288 --> 00:21:31,637
Um...
389
00:21:31,637 --> 00:21:36,120
Yeah, with the Boy Books,
we have to show them
390
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:40,167
to each other at every meeting
and we can't ever lie.
391
00:21:41,952 --> 00:21:43,867
- All right.
392
00:21:43,867 --> 00:21:46,217
Let's get
this party rolling.
393
00:21:47,305 --> 00:21:48,524
Whoo!
394
00:22:26,039 --> 00:22:27,432
Okay, honey.
395
00:22:31,088 --> 00:22:32,916
All right. Mmm.
396
00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:34,004
See you tomorrow.
397
00:22:36,136 --> 00:22:37,399
I want to get a bra.
398
00:22:40,663 --> 00:22:41,794
Oh.
399
00:22:43,579 --> 00:22:45,189
You... You think you need one?
400
00:22:46,233 --> 00:22:47,887
Oh, no. Oh, honey.
401
00:22:47,887 --> 00:22:51,761
I'm so sorry.
No, I just mean that, uh...
402
00:22:51,761 --> 00:22:53,197
Bras are kind of a pain,
403
00:22:53,197 --> 00:22:55,591
so you know, why start sooner
404
00:22:55,591 --> 00:22:56,940
than you need to?
405
00:22:58,724 --> 00:23:01,510
But if you want one,
we... we can get you one.
406
00:23:01,510 --> 00:23:02,511
Well, yeah.
407
00:23:03,337 --> 00:23:04,426
So you want one?
408
00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:05,557
Yes. I already said that.
409
00:23:05,557 --> 00:23:08,430
Right. Okay.
410
00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:12,434
Great. Well, all right.
Well, then, we will do that.
411
00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:15,437
- This week?
- Yes. Good night.
412
00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:20,093
Good night. Good night,
my sweet. Okay.
413
00:23:20,093 --> 00:23:21,834
So glad
that's over with, God.
414
00:23:31,322 --> 00:23:32,715
I'm sorry.
Hold on, just a moment.
415
00:23:34,325 --> 00:23:35,848
Are you here
for the PTA meeting?
416
00:23:35,848 --> 00:23:39,330
Oh, yes. Hi, hi.
I'm Barbara Simon.
417
00:23:39,330 --> 00:23:42,986
Oh, Barbara! I'm Jan Wheeler.
Nancy's mother.
418
00:23:42,986 --> 00:23:45,423
- I met Margaret.
- Oh, oh.
419
00:23:45,423 --> 00:23:47,164
We're just about to get
started, so please come in.
420
00:23:47,164 --> 00:23:48,992
- Have a seat.
- Okay, thank you.
421
00:23:48,992 --> 00:23:50,341
- All right.
- Just anywhere is fine?
422
00:23:50,341 --> 00:23:51,777
- Here. Just right here.
- Okay, okay.
423
00:23:51,777 --> 00:23:53,779
Here we go.
424
00:23:55,389 --> 00:23:58,044
Thank you all for coming.
425
00:23:58,044 --> 00:24:00,699
Delano is nothing without
its dedicated parents.
426
00:24:00,699 --> 00:24:02,179
Let's dive right in
and get started
427
00:24:02,179 --> 00:24:03,789
the way we do every year,
428
00:24:03,789 --> 00:24:05,791
by forming our committees.
429
00:24:05,791 --> 00:24:08,707
First up,
we have the Campus
Improvement Committee.
430
00:24:08,707 --> 00:24:09,795
Any volunteers?
431
00:24:09,795 --> 00:24:11,493
Ooh. Okay.
432
00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:13,799
Oh. Wonderful.
433
00:24:13,799 --> 00:24:17,368
Uh-huh. Barbara,
I got you. Okay.
434
00:24:17,368 --> 00:24:20,545
Next, the Delano
Social Committee.
435
00:24:21,198 --> 00:24:22,286
Sure, yeah. Okay.
436
00:24:22,286 --> 00:24:25,681
- Okay.
- Great.
437
00:24:25,681 --> 00:24:27,813
All right.
The Fundraising Committee.
438
00:24:30,424 --> 00:24:31,600
Good for you, Barbara.
439
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,079
This is going to be great.
440
00:24:33,079 --> 00:24:35,255
All right, pencils down.
441
00:24:35,255 --> 00:24:37,780
Kindly pass
your worksheets forward.
442
00:24:37,780 --> 00:24:39,695
How'd you do, Margaret?
443
00:24:39,695 --> 00:24:40,783
I think
I did pretty good.
444
00:24:40,783 --> 00:24:42,045
All right, uh...
445
00:24:42,045 --> 00:24:44,569
Before the bell,
I want to share some news
446
00:24:44,569 --> 00:24:47,137
that I think will make you all
very happy.
447
00:24:47,137 --> 00:24:50,183
Now that you all
are in the sixth grade,
448
00:24:50,183 --> 00:24:54,318
you'll get to do a full,
year-long research project.
449
00:24:54,318 --> 00:24:56,059
- Yes!
450
00:24:56,059 --> 00:24:57,539
The worst.
451
00:24:59,845 --> 00:25:01,020
Margaret, I would like
to talk to you
452
00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:03,022
for a moment after class.
453
00:25:03,022 --> 00:25:05,503
Uh-oh.
What'd you do, Margaret?
454
00:25:11,422 --> 00:25:13,424
- Hi.
- Please have a seat.
455
00:25:15,861 --> 00:25:17,950
So basically,
I'm just having little chats
456
00:25:17,950 --> 00:25:20,213
with each student in advance
of your research projects
457
00:25:20,213 --> 00:25:21,650
to answer any questions
458
00:25:21,650 --> 00:25:23,782
or perhaps guide you
toward a topic of choice.
459
00:25:24,653 --> 00:25:25,871
Oh.
460
00:25:25,871 --> 00:25:28,439
And I read your
getting-to-know-you paper.
461
00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:30,484
And I noticed
under the "I hate" section,
462
00:25:30,484 --> 00:25:33,313
you wrote
"religious holidays."
463
00:25:33,313 --> 00:25:36,099
Which I... I found curious.
464
00:25:39,406 --> 00:25:42,148
If you don't want to share,
you don't...
465
00:25:42,148 --> 00:25:43,323
You don't have to, Margaret.
466
00:25:43,323 --> 00:25:45,674
Oh, no. It's just, um...
467
00:25:45,674 --> 00:25:47,589
I guess I just
don't like those holidays
468
00:25:47,589 --> 00:25:49,591
because I don't
celebrate any of them.
469
00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:51,854
My dad is Jewish
and my mom's Christian,
470
00:25:51,854 --> 00:25:54,770
so instead of picking
which religion I am, uh,
471
00:25:54,770 --> 00:25:56,685
they just decided
that I wouldn't have one
472
00:25:56,685 --> 00:25:58,861
and I can choose
when I grow up.
473
00:25:58,861 --> 00:26:02,081
And have you
given that much thought?
474
00:26:02,081 --> 00:26:04,257
Not really. My grandma
wants me to be Jewish.
475
00:26:04,257 --> 00:26:05,432
And your other grandparents
476
00:26:05,432 --> 00:26:07,696
want you to be Christian,
I imagine.
477
00:26:07,696 --> 00:26:09,306
I don't know.
I've never met them before.
478
00:26:09,306 --> 00:26:11,003
They live in Ohio.
479
00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:12,526
So you've never met them
at all?
480
00:26:14,659 --> 00:26:15,834
- No.
- Oh.
481
00:26:16,922 --> 00:26:20,186
Well, if I may suggest it,
482
00:26:21,274 --> 00:26:23,276
I feel like
"religion" could be
483
00:26:23,276 --> 00:26:25,409
a very compelling
research topic for you.
484
00:26:29,195 --> 00:26:30,457
Tickets are tenth row,
485
00:26:30,457 --> 00:26:33,069
dead center, very hard to get.
486
00:26:33,069 --> 00:26:35,027
- Tell her that.
I will.
487
00:26:35,027 --> 00:26:37,247
- Is she excited?
- She's excited.
488
00:26:37,247 --> 00:26:40,250
Well, I mean, is she excited
or is she just excited?
489
00:26:40,816 --> 00:26:42,426
She's excited.
490
00:26:42,426 --> 00:26:44,994
Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'll
let you go. Well, I'm excited!
491
00:26:44,994 --> 00:26:46,778
- Okay, bye.
- Bye.
492
00:26:48,127 --> 00:26:49,215
Hey.
493
00:26:49,215 --> 00:26:50,826
- Hey.
- What happened to the couch?
494
00:26:50,826 --> 00:26:53,872
Uh, it's time to turn over
a new leaf.
495
00:26:53,872 --> 00:26:56,396
I was thinking
maybe something modern?
496
00:26:56,396 --> 00:26:58,834
I don't know. I have to think
about it. How was school?
497
00:26:58,834 --> 00:27:01,227
You're home a little later
than usual, huh?
498
00:27:01,227 --> 00:27:03,099
Yeah.
499
00:27:03,099 --> 00:27:06,102
Hey. How come I've never met
your mom or dad?
500
00:27:07,059 --> 00:27:08,974
Um...
501
00:27:08,974 --> 00:27:10,802
Well, what made you
think about that?
502
00:27:10,802 --> 00:27:12,543
Just wondering.
503
00:27:12,543 --> 00:27:15,154
I mean, I know
that we don't see them
504
00:27:15,154 --> 00:27:16,982
because they're
so far away,
505
00:27:16,982 --> 00:27:18,680
but why don't we
even talk to them?
506
00:27:21,117 --> 00:27:23,293
We just, we just don't.
507
00:27:23,293 --> 00:27:25,382
It's, uh... It's, um...
508
00:27:26,513 --> 00:27:28,124
It's such a long story.
509
00:27:28,124 --> 00:27:29,560
What do you mean?
510
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:32,215
I mean,
I'll tell you another time.
511
00:27:32,215 --> 00:27:33,869
Why can't you just
tell me now?
512
00:27:37,394 --> 00:27:38,395
Um...
513
00:27:43,922 --> 00:27:45,750
I just...
514
00:27:50,712 --> 00:27:51,974
Look, I just...
515
00:27:53,889 --> 00:27:54,890
Uh...
516
00:27:56,239 --> 00:27:58,632
So, um...
517
00:27:58,632 --> 00:28:01,505
We don't see
my parents because, um...
518
00:28:03,637 --> 00:28:05,291
They don't want to.
519
00:28:06,597 --> 00:28:08,077
What?
520
00:28:08,077 --> 00:28:10,862
My mom and dad are very,
very devout Christians, and...
521
00:28:11,776 --> 00:28:13,343
before you were born,
522
00:28:13,343 --> 00:28:17,086
when your dad
and I first fell in love,
523
00:28:17,086 --> 00:28:21,699
um, they told me that
it would be very hard for them
524
00:28:21,699 --> 00:28:23,309
to, uh, have a...
525
00:28:24,354 --> 00:28:25,355
Sorry.
526
00:28:26,182 --> 00:28:28,184
Jewish son-in-law.
527
00:28:28,184 --> 00:28:29,576
They told me it would be
very hard for them
528
00:28:29,576 --> 00:28:32,318
to have a Jewish son-in-law.
529
00:28:32,318 --> 00:28:34,843
And that
if I wanted to marry him,
530
00:28:34,843 --> 00:28:37,019
that was my business, but
531
00:28:37,019 --> 00:28:39,586
I wouldn't be
their daughter anymore.
532
00:28:41,110 --> 00:28:42,676
But you are their daughter.
533
00:28:46,724 --> 00:28:51,381
Mmm-hmm. I guess,
um, what I mean is that, um...
534
00:28:53,992 --> 00:28:56,342
They just didn't want me
in their life anymore.
535
00:28:58,605 --> 00:28:59,737
So, I'm not.
536
00:29:04,742 --> 00:29:07,963
- Mom.
- It's okay. Oh, honey.
537
00:29:10,052 --> 00:29:11,923
It was a long time ago.
538
00:29:13,533 --> 00:29:15,187
I have you guys.
539
00:29:15,187 --> 00:29:17,799
Okay, you know what?
I took Dad to the station
540
00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:19,235
so we could have the car
541
00:29:19,235 --> 00:29:20,845
because we're supposed to
go shopping, remember?
542
00:29:21,890 --> 00:29:23,456
Remember? Bras?
543
00:29:23,456 --> 00:29:24,806
Whoo-hoo.
544
00:29:27,156 --> 00:29:28,940
Are you there, God?
It's me, Margaret.
545
00:29:30,594 --> 00:29:32,509
I can't believe this.
546
00:29:32,509 --> 00:29:34,728
What kind of parents
would do that?
547
00:29:34,728 --> 00:29:36,469
And blame it on religion?
548
00:29:38,036 --> 00:29:40,734
God, please
take care of my mom.
549
00:29:40,734 --> 00:29:41,953
She's a good person.
550
00:29:41,953 --> 00:29:44,260
- She's nice to everyone.
- You're welcome.
551
00:29:44,260 --> 00:29:46,001
Even when
she doesn't need to be.
552
00:29:46,001 --> 00:29:47,132
- Thank you.
- Can't forget about you.
553
00:29:48,786 --> 00:29:50,788
I don't know
why this happened.
554
00:29:50,788 --> 00:29:53,835
But please, somehow,
make it all okay.
555
00:29:53,835 --> 00:29:56,054
And here are the bras.
556
00:29:56,054 --> 00:29:58,143
Oh, also,
I'm getting a bra today.
557
00:29:58,143 --> 00:29:59,841
I'd like something
to put in it, please.
558
00:30:00,842 --> 00:30:02,104
Excuse me.
559
00:30:02,104 --> 00:30:05,107
Uh, we're looking for a bra
for my daughter.
560
00:30:05,107 --> 00:30:08,371
Hmm. Well, we don't have
many that small.
561
00:30:08,371 --> 00:30:10,068
But come with me, dear,
I'll measure you.
562
00:30:14,551 --> 00:30:15,682
Arms up, dear.
563
00:30:21,297 --> 00:30:22,646
Hmm.
564
00:30:22,646 --> 00:30:26,171
Barely a 28.
Not even a double-A.
565
00:30:26,171 --> 00:30:27,651
Your best bet
is going to be to go with
566
00:30:27,651 --> 00:30:29,392
- one of these Gro-Bras here.
- It's okay.
567
00:30:29,392 --> 00:30:32,308
So, one day, when you do grow,
it'll grow with you.
568
00:30:32,308 --> 00:30:34,049
Okay. Thank you very much.
569
00:30:34,049 --> 00:30:36,094
Sure.
- Thanks, we'll just
go try it on.
570
00:30:40,185 --> 00:30:42,753
- Um...
- Hmm? Oh.
571
00:30:42,753 --> 00:30:45,016
Yeah. Can I just...
I'll just... Yep.
572
00:30:45,016 --> 00:30:47,149
Here we go.
573
00:30:47,149 --> 00:30:49,542
This is
always the tough bit.
574
00:30:49,542 --> 00:30:52,110
I can't even do this
to this day.
575
00:30:52,110 --> 00:30:55,679
Okay. All right. Can I see?
576
00:30:58,987 --> 00:31:01,772
- How's that feel?
- I cannot wait to take it off.
577
00:31:01,772 --> 00:31:04,296
Yeah. Welcome to womanhood.
578
00:31:34,674 --> 00:31:35,893
Oh, hello.
579
00:31:35,893 --> 00:31:36,981
Hello.
580
00:31:36,981 --> 00:31:39,984
Look at you. Working the land.
581
00:31:40,985 --> 00:31:42,552
Heavy machinery, ouch.
582
00:31:42,552 --> 00:31:44,641
Be better if I take
my shirt off or it's too much?
583
00:31:44,641 --> 00:31:45,903
Not for me.
584
00:31:46,643 --> 00:31:47,731
- Ooh.
585
00:31:47,731 --> 00:31:49,167
There it is, yeah.
586
00:31:51,474 --> 00:31:53,389
You ever been kissed
in the suburbs?
587
00:31:53,389 --> 00:31:54,390
- No, sir.
588
00:32:12,408 --> 00:32:15,802
I'm Laura Danker.
What's your name?
589
00:32:31,383 --> 00:32:33,385
God damn it!
590
00:32:33,385 --> 00:32:36,301
Oh, my God. Oh,
my God. Did you lose a finger?
591
00:32:36,301 --> 00:32:40,218
It does say,
"Stop the engine motor
592
00:32:40,218 --> 00:32:42,133
"before cleaning the mower,
unclogging the chute."
593
00:32:42,133 --> 00:32:43,482
Whose side are you on?
594
00:32:43,482 --> 00:32:45,006
Well, no, you turn off
the motor before you...
595
00:32:45,006 --> 00:32:46,137
I'm fine.
596
00:32:46,137 --> 00:32:47,834
You have to
turn the motor off, Dad.
597
00:32:57,583 --> 00:32:58,932
Well, time for
Boy Books, everyone.
598
00:32:59,672 --> 00:33:00,760
Who wants to go first?
599
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,110
Like it matters.
600
00:33:02,110 --> 00:33:04,329
We all already know
who everyone put down.
601
00:33:05,113 --> 00:33:07,115
Philip Leroy!
602
00:33:07,115 --> 00:33:08,551
He's so cute.
603
00:33:08,551 --> 00:33:09,943
It's been the same
since second grade.
604
00:33:09,943 --> 00:33:11,293
Well, he looks
better this year.
605
00:33:11,293 --> 00:33:12,903
Really?
- Yes. He must have gone
606
00:33:12,903 --> 00:33:14,296
- to the beach or something.
- He doesn't look
607
00:33:14,296 --> 00:33:16,298
- any different.
- Who'd you put down, Margaret?
608
00:33:16,298 --> 00:33:19,083
- Yeah, I put him, too.
609
00:33:19,083 --> 00:33:20,519
All right, well,
that was quick.
610
00:33:20,519 --> 00:33:24,219
Now it's time to check
for the bras.
611
00:33:24,219 --> 00:33:25,916
- Gretchen has a bra.
612
00:33:25,916 --> 00:33:27,396
Janie has a bra.
613
00:33:28,223 --> 00:33:30,181
Margaret has a bra. Huh.
614
00:33:30,181 --> 00:33:31,878
Now, let's go around
and tell our sizes.
615
00:33:31,878 --> 00:33:35,534
Well, mine didn't say
it had a size.
616
00:33:35,534 --> 00:33:37,493
It just said it was a Gro-Bra.
617
00:33:37,493 --> 00:33:39,190
Yeah, I got that one, too.
618
00:33:39,190 --> 00:33:40,583
Oh, same here.
619
00:33:40,583 --> 00:33:41,975
Well, not me.
620
00:33:41,975 --> 00:33:43,455
I'm a 32, double-A.
621
00:33:45,370 --> 00:33:47,459
If you want to get out
of those small bras,
622
00:33:47,459 --> 00:33:48,591
you're going to have to do
623
00:33:48,591 --> 00:33:50,245
the same exercising
technique I do.
624
00:33:50,245 --> 00:33:52,725
- There's an exercise?
Of course there is.
625
00:33:52,725 --> 00:33:54,336
You hold your arms
out like this
626
00:33:54,336 --> 00:33:58,079
and you say, "I must, I must,
I must increase my bust.
627
00:33:58,079 --> 00:34:01,212
"I must, I must,
I must increase my bust."
628
00:34:01,212 --> 00:34:03,736
- Does that really work?
- I'm living proof.
629
00:34:03,736 --> 00:34:06,652
Now come on, get up.
Get up! Get up! Get up!
630
00:34:06,652 --> 00:34:08,872
You'll see. Get up.
631
00:34:08,872 --> 00:34:12,049
I must, I must,
I must increase my bust.
632
00:34:12,049 --> 00:34:14,312
I must,
I must increase my bust.
633
00:34:14,312 --> 00:34:15,748
Chin up!
634
00:34:15,748 --> 00:34:19,274
We must, we must,
we must increase our bust.
635
00:34:19,274 --> 00:34:23,234
We must, we must,
we must increase our bust.
636
00:34:23,234 --> 00:34:24,801
"We must, we must,
637
00:34:24,801 --> 00:34:27,108
-"we must increase our bust."
638
00:34:27,108 --> 00:34:29,414
Shut up! You're so stupid!
639
00:34:29,414 --> 00:34:30,546
- Shut up!
I can feel it working!
640
00:34:30,546 --> 00:34:32,417
Mom!
641
00:34:34,027 --> 00:34:35,246
Grandma said
she'll pick you up
642
00:34:35,246 --> 00:34:36,378
right where you pull in.
643
00:34:36,378 --> 00:34:37,727
- Yes.
- I don't want you to talk to
644
00:34:37,727 --> 00:34:38,815
anybody on the bus.
645
00:34:38,815 --> 00:34:40,033
- Especially men.
- Right.
646
00:34:40,033 --> 00:34:41,252
And you find a nice seat
by yourself...
647
00:34:41,252 --> 00:34:43,124
- Okay. Okay, Dad.
- ...by the bus driver.
648
00:34:43,124 --> 00:34:44,647
Um, excuse me, sir,
this young lady,
649
00:34:44,647 --> 00:34:46,301
she's traveling
by herself today
650
00:34:46,301 --> 00:34:47,519
and I was just wondering if
you could keep an eye on her?
651
00:34:47,519 --> 00:34:48,651
Sure, lady.
- Mom, come on.
652
00:34:48,651 --> 00:34:49,782
Okay, good bye. Good bye.
653
00:34:49,782 --> 00:34:51,044
- It's going to be fun. Bye.
- Bye!
654
00:34:51,784 --> 00:34:52,872
- Okay. Have fun.
- See ya.
655
00:34:52,872 --> 00:34:54,396
Right there, right there!
656
00:34:56,441 --> 00:34:57,747
Good.
There you go.
657
00:34:57,747 --> 00:35:00,184
- See ya!
- Independence is good, right?
658
00:35:01,751 --> 00:35:03,840
Are you there, God?
It's me, Margaret.
659
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:07,148
I'm a little nervous,
actually, about being alone,
660
00:35:07,148 --> 00:35:08,671
so can you just
661
00:35:08,671 --> 00:35:10,499
not let anything
really horrible happen?
662
00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:14,894
Oh, good. That makes me feel
a little better.
663
00:35:17,723 --> 00:35:21,031
You know, maybe I will do
my school project on religion.
664
00:35:22,772 --> 00:35:26,471
I think it's finally time
for me to decide
what to be, God.
665
00:35:27,646 --> 00:35:28,995
You wouldn't mind, would you?
666
00:35:29,909 --> 00:35:31,737
I'll tell you all about it.
667
00:35:31,737 --> 00:35:34,131
And I promise
I won't make any decisions
without you first.
668
00:35:46,578 --> 00:35:48,537
♪ I am the very model
Of a modern Major-General
669
00:35:48,537 --> 00:35:50,930
♪ I've information vegetable
Animal, and mineral
670
00:35:50,930 --> 00:35:52,454
♪ I know the kings of England
671
00:35:52,454 --> 00:35:53,890
♪ And I quote
The fights historical... ♪
672
00:35:53,890 --> 00:35:54,978
Grandma!
673
00:35:54,978 --> 00:35:56,545
Darling, you made it.
674
00:35:56,545 --> 00:36:00,113
Oh, look at you!
You look gorgeous.
675
00:36:00,113 --> 00:36:01,289
So do you. Your hair's red.
676
00:36:01,289 --> 00:36:02,942
Yes, everybody thinks
I'm a showgirl.
677
00:36:02,942 --> 00:36:04,596
Come on, we'll drop your bag
with the doorman
678
00:36:04,596 --> 00:36:06,990
and then, we're gonna scoot
to the Delacorte.
679
00:36:06,990 --> 00:36:08,383
♪ With many cheerful facts
680
00:36:08,383 --> 00:36:09,253
♪ About the square
Of the hypotenuse
681
00:36:09,253 --> 00:36:10,602
♪ With many cheerful facts
682
00:36:10,602 --> 00:36:11,690
♪ About the square
Of the hypotenuse
683
00:36:11,690 --> 00:36:13,039
♪ With many cheerful facts
684
00:36:13,039 --> 00:36:14,780
♪ About the square
Of the hypotenuse
685
00:36:16,521 --> 00:36:18,741
♪ Then I can write a washing
Bill in Babylonic cuneiform
686
00:36:18,741 --> 00:36:20,873
♪ And tell you every detail
Of Caractacus's uniform
687
00:36:20,873 --> 00:36:22,875
♪ In short, in matters
Vegetable, animal, and mineral
688
00:36:22,875 --> 00:36:25,617
♪ I am the very model
Of a modern Major-General
689
00:36:25,617 --> 00:36:27,837
♪ In short, in matters
Vegetable, animal, and mineral
690
00:36:27,837 --> 00:36:29,882
♪ He is the very model
Of a modern Major-General ♪
691
00:36:34,322 --> 00:36:35,801
Wait, a minute. Okay.
You should always
692
00:36:35,801 --> 00:36:38,413
put your hand lotion on
last thing at night.
693
00:36:38,413 --> 00:36:39,588
And then, some ladies
694
00:36:39,588 --> 00:36:41,329
put gloves on
over that to sleep in.
695
00:36:41,329 --> 00:36:43,331
- You know why?
- No.
696
00:36:43,331 --> 00:36:45,724
Okay. You have to promise
not to tell anybody this,
697
00:36:45,724 --> 00:36:46,856
what I'm going to
tell you now.
698
00:36:46,856 --> 00:36:49,337
- Okay? Okay, swear?
- Okay. I swear.
699
00:36:49,337 --> 00:36:50,729
So, I actually did this.
700
00:36:50,729 --> 00:36:52,209
I got a really
fabulous hand cream
701
00:36:52,209 --> 00:36:53,645
and I bought these
white gloves
702
00:36:53,645 --> 00:36:55,081
- and I put them on. All right.
- Oh!
703
00:36:55,081 --> 00:36:57,083
No, I did, I did. And so,
I'm lying there, like,
704
00:36:57,083 --> 00:36:58,389
I must've been asleep,
705
00:36:58,389 --> 00:36:59,651
and you know,
and I must've gone like this
706
00:36:59,651 --> 00:37:02,001
and I was, like,
"Ah! Who's in here?"
707
00:37:02,001 --> 00:37:04,961
Because I couldn't
feel my own hands.
708
00:37:06,528 --> 00:37:08,269
- I was frightened.
709
00:37:10,445 --> 00:37:15,058
Oh, God. You are a fab...
I had the best time tonight.
710
00:37:15,058 --> 00:37:17,713
- It was amazing.
- You are a great date, toots.
711
00:37:17,713 --> 00:37:19,497
Oh, my gosh. You are.
712
00:37:19,497 --> 00:37:22,718
Lordy, Lordy.
713
00:37:22,718 --> 00:37:25,242
Before I forget,
if you hear, like, a
714
00:37:25,242 --> 00:37:26,852
or a
it's not me.
715
00:37:27,723 --> 00:37:29,246
Okay? You're just dreaming
716
00:37:29,246 --> 00:37:31,117
and you're dreaming.
All right?
717
00:37:31,117 --> 00:37:33,206
Okay. Sweet dreams.
718
00:37:42,303 --> 00:37:43,478
Hey, Grandma.
719
00:37:44,087 --> 00:37:45,349
Yeah, sugar.
720
00:37:46,959 --> 00:37:49,222
Do you think maybe I could go
721
00:37:49,222 --> 00:37:50,833
to the temple
with you sometime?
722
00:37:50,833 --> 00:37:53,401
You bet you can.
723
00:37:54,358 --> 00:37:56,055
Really? Really?
724
00:37:56,665 --> 00:37:58,231
Yeah.
725
00:37:58,231 --> 00:38:01,278
We'll go in the morning.
I got to find what to wear.
726
00:38:02,627 --> 00:38:04,716
Welcome.
727
00:38:04,716 --> 00:38:07,763
- Welcome.
- My granddaughter
is here with me today.
728
00:38:07,763 --> 00:38:09,068
Shabbat Shalom.
729
00:38:09,068 --> 00:38:11,636
My granddaughter.
My granddaughter.
730
00:38:16,554 --> 00:38:19,165
There's the rabbi.
He's the best in the city.
731
00:38:19,165 --> 00:38:21,254
Two hours, in and out,
bing, bang, boom.
732
00:38:22,255 --> 00:38:23,866
Welcome, dear friends.
733
00:38:23,866 --> 00:38:25,258
Oh, it's starting.
734
00:38:25,258 --> 00:38:26,738
Shabbat Shalom.
735
00:38:26,738 --> 00:38:28,349
Shabbat Shalom.
736
00:38:28,349 --> 00:38:30,351
Shabbat Shalom
means "hello," "goodbye,"
737
00:38:30,351 --> 00:38:32,222
"peace and harmony,"
and other stuff.
738
00:38:32,222 --> 00:38:33,789
...in thanks to God
this morning.
739
00:38:33,789 --> 00:38:38,141
We open our prayer books
and we turn to page 26.
740
00:39:09,477 --> 00:39:10,782
Agree to the terms
741
00:39:10,782 --> 00:39:12,741
of their covenant with God.
742
00:39:12,741 --> 00:39:14,438
Shabbat Shalom.
743
00:39:14,438 --> 00:39:15,918
Oh, that was lovely.
744
00:39:15,918 --> 00:39:16,962
Oh!
745
00:39:18,573 --> 00:39:21,706
Oh, sweetheart. Congratulations.
746
00:39:21,706 --> 00:39:23,404
Mazel tov.
747
00:39:26,232 --> 00:39:27,582
I don't know, God.
748
00:39:27,582 --> 00:39:29,845
The people seem nice
and I like the music,
749
00:39:29,845 --> 00:39:33,979
but I guess I expected
something else?
750
00:39:33,979 --> 00:39:38,027
I don't know what exactly.
A feeling, maybe?
751
00:39:39,594 --> 00:39:41,900
I can't believe
that she took you to temple
752
00:39:41,900 --> 00:39:43,206
without even asking us.
753
00:39:43,206 --> 00:39:44,555
I'm honestly surprised
it took her so long.
754
00:39:44,555 --> 00:39:46,775
I told you guys
that it was my idea.
755
00:39:46,775 --> 00:39:48,777
I just wanted to try it out.
756
00:39:48,777 --> 00:39:51,040
I'm going to try church, too,
Mom, so don't freak out.
757
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:52,128
I don't care about church.
758
00:39:52,128 --> 00:39:53,695
I don't want you
to go to church.
759
00:39:53,695 --> 00:39:55,740
I don't think you should be
bothering yourself
760
00:39:55,740 --> 00:39:57,394
with any of this stuff
right now.
761
00:39:57,394 --> 00:39:59,309
You said that I can choose my
own religion when I grow up.
762
00:39:59,309 --> 00:40:01,572
Yeah, when you grow up.
When you're an adult.
763
00:40:01,572 --> 00:40:03,052
I'm almost 12.
764
00:40:03,052 --> 00:40:05,446
- That's almost an adult.
- Honey, no.
765
00:40:07,012 --> 00:40:09,537
- Margaret. Honey.
766
00:40:10,276 --> 00:40:11,713
I shouldn't have laughed.
767
00:40:11,713 --> 00:40:14,063
- It was funny.
- I just...
768
00:40:14,063 --> 00:40:15,760
I don't want her to go through
any of it.
769
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:18,459
I don't either. But it might
not be the worst thing.
770
00:40:19,808 --> 00:40:20,939
Think about it.
771
00:40:20,939 --> 00:40:22,463
What does that mean?
772
00:40:22,941 --> 00:40:23,986
Well...
773
00:40:25,466 --> 00:40:27,424
she'll go to a couple of
endless services
774
00:40:27,424 --> 00:40:28,860
and then, she'll realize
how lucky she was
775
00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:30,035
we never made her go.
776
00:40:31,167 --> 00:40:33,038
Know what got me off
going to temple?
777
00:40:33,038 --> 00:40:35,171
- What?
- Going to temple.
778
00:40:35,171 --> 00:40:36,520
You don't understand
a word they're saying.
779
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:37,826
And you sit there
for a long time.
780
00:40:39,392 --> 00:40:41,307
Oh, honey. Oh.
781
00:40:41,307 --> 00:40:43,135
- What?
- I am so sorry. I am...
782
00:40:43,135 --> 00:40:44,833
- What?
- I swear I'm going to
783
00:40:44,833 --> 00:40:46,574
buy the furniture.
784
00:40:46,574 --> 00:40:48,053
This is all I need.
785
00:40:48,053 --> 00:40:49,272
Look at it. And look...
786
00:40:51,883 --> 00:40:53,102
Oh, God!
787
00:40:54,146 --> 00:40:56,322
Find me a couch
that does this.
788
00:40:56,322 --> 00:40:58,150
- Okay?
789
00:41:00,718 --> 00:41:03,286
You know how ugly the ceiling
in our gymnasium is?
790
00:41:03,286 --> 00:41:04,853
- It is.
- Yes, it is.
791
00:41:04,853 --> 00:41:08,639
We'll have it refinished,
paint it completely black
792
00:41:08,639 --> 00:41:12,077
and then we'll cut out
little stars
793
00:41:13,252 --> 00:41:15,690
and recreate the night sky.
794
00:41:16,995 --> 00:41:18,388
- Oh, that's sweet.
- How lovely.
795
00:41:18,388 --> 00:41:20,564
So how many stars
would we need?
796
00:41:21,696 --> 00:41:24,263
Oh, I was thinking five
or 10,000.
797
00:41:26,527 --> 00:41:27,832
It shouldn't take us long.
798
00:41:27,832 --> 00:41:29,617
I've got some
scissors right here.
799
00:41:29,617 --> 00:41:32,054
Okay.
800
00:41:33,098 --> 00:41:34,491
Promenade right.
801
00:41:37,102 --> 00:41:39,278
Now, single file.
802
00:41:42,586 --> 00:41:45,023
And that's it. Yeah!
803
00:41:45,023 --> 00:41:46,459
- All right, great.
804
00:41:46,459 --> 00:41:48,505
It's the effort that counts.
Have a good evening.
805
00:41:48,505 --> 00:41:50,899
- I'm so glad this is done.
- Yeah, that sucked.
806
00:41:50,899 --> 00:41:52,248
- It took forever.
- Norman's horrible.
807
00:41:54,903 --> 00:41:58,036
Guys.
Gretchen got the book.
808
00:41:58,036 --> 00:42:00,343
- What book?
You know...
809
00:42:00,343 --> 00:42:03,041
My dad's anatomy book
that I told you about?
810
00:42:09,918 --> 00:42:12,660
It looks like a thumb.
811
00:42:12,660 --> 00:42:14,792
- What?
812
00:42:18,187 --> 00:42:20,406
- Oh.
- It's so saggy.
813
00:42:21,712 --> 00:42:23,758
It's a wobbly blob.
814
00:42:23,758 --> 00:42:25,847
My brother's looks like that.
815
00:42:27,022 --> 00:42:28,371
- Ew.
- How do you know?
816
00:42:28,371 --> 00:42:29,720
He walks around naked.
I see it.
817
00:42:29,720 --> 00:42:31,156
It's not a pleasant sight.
818
00:42:31,156 --> 00:42:32,418
I never want to see
anyone naked,
819
00:42:32,418 --> 00:42:33,506
or have anyone see me naked.
820
00:42:33,506 --> 00:42:34,812
It's just gross.
821
00:42:34,812 --> 00:42:36,466
Come on. What about
when you get married?
822
00:42:36,466 --> 00:42:38,033
Especially then.
823
00:42:38,033 --> 00:42:40,513
Janie, once you grow a little,
824
00:42:40,513 --> 00:42:42,428
you'll want the whole world
to see you.
825
00:42:42,428 --> 00:42:44,300
Just like the girls
in Playboy.
826
00:42:44,300 --> 00:42:45,997
What girls in Playboy?
827
00:42:45,997 --> 00:42:49,522
- You've never seen...
Playboy?
828
00:42:49,522 --> 00:42:51,699
- Where would I see it?
829
00:42:51,699 --> 00:42:53,178
My dad gets Playboy.
830
00:42:54,832 --> 00:42:58,140
Wait. So you have a copy here,
in this house?
831
00:42:58,140 --> 00:42:59,794
Well, I don't know
where it is.
832
00:42:59,794 --> 00:43:01,143
Of course you know
where it is.
833
00:43:01,143 --> 00:43:02,448
Go on.
834
00:43:02,448 --> 00:43:04,407
- I don't know.
Margaret, come on.
835
00:43:04,407 --> 00:43:06,670
- Go get it.
- Go get it, Margaret.
836
00:43:08,629 --> 00:43:10,021
[ON TV] You don't want
to overcook
837
00:43:10,021 --> 00:43:12,023
and you don't want to
start cooking
838
00:43:12,023 --> 00:43:13,503
the bouillabaisse
until just the last minute,
839
00:43:13,503 --> 00:43:14,547
because you've got your...
840
00:43:22,294 --> 00:43:25,210
Look how round they are.
841
00:43:25,210 --> 00:43:27,212
Mine just look like
little wizard hats.
842
00:43:29,127 --> 00:43:31,042
"Hillary Brite
is a 19-year-old
843
00:43:31,042 --> 00:43:33,001
"who loves water-skiing,
horses and going out
844
00:43:33,001 --> 00:43:35,003
"to the mall
for an Orange Julius."
845
00:43:35,003 --> 00:43:36,308
Do you think any of us
846
00:43:36,308 --> 00:43:37,962
will look like that
when we're 19?
847
00:43:39,442 --> 00:43:42,532
We must, we must,
we must increase our bust!
848
00:43:42,532 --> 00:43:45,622
We must, we must,
we must increase our bust!
849
00:43:46,710 --> 00:43:48,494
♪ Jesus
850
00:43:49,844 --> 00:43:51,149
♪ Jesus
851
00:43:51,149 --> 00:43:53,456
- ♪ Hey, God
- ♪ Jesus
852
00:43:55,066 --> 00:43:57,721
♪ I'm gonna tell everybody
853
00:43:57,721 --> 00:44:00,942
♪ Not to be afraid...
854
00:44:00,942 --> 00:44:02,639
I don't know
if I got the feeling, God,
855
00:44:02,639 --> 00:44:04,946
but I'm sure in a good mood.
856
00:44:04,946 --> 00:44:08,993
♪ The kingdom of Jesus
857
00:44:08,993 --> 00:44:11,822
♪ Has come ♪
858
00:45:30,118 --> 00:45:33,295
Hey, what are you doing?
Are those Christmas cards?
859
00:45:33,295 --> 00:45:34,644
Uh, New Year's cards.
860
00:45:34,644 --> 00:45:36,124
Um, I'm trying to get
on top of it this year.
861
00:45:36,124 --> 00:45:37,995
- Yeah.
- Um, oh, there's the mailman.
862
00:45:37,995 --> 00:45:39,431
- Can you...
You've got your boots on?
- Yeah.
863
00:45:39,431 --> 00:45:40,998
- Can you just run those
out to him?
- Sure.
864
00:45:40,998 --> 00:45:42,391
- Thank you, honey.
- Of course.
865
00:45:45,307 --> 00:45:47,265
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
866
00:46:01,540 --> 00:46:02,803
Norman Fisher?
867
00:46:04,108 --> 00:46:05,544
So,
who's Norman Fisher?
868
00:46:05,544 --> 00:46:07,982
This weird kid in my class.
869
00:46:07,982 --> 00:46:09,461
I don't even know
why he invited me.
870
00:46:09,461 --> 00:46:10,767
I barely know him.
871
00:46:15,598 --> 00:46:17,382
- Hello?
- Did you get invited
872
00:46:17,382 --> 00:46:19,254
to stupid Norman Fisher's
birthday party?
873
00:46:19,254 --> 00:46:20,472
Yeah. You did, too?
874
00:46:20,472 --> 00:46:21,996
Everyone did. The whole class.
875
00:46:21,996 --> 00:46:24,172
Janie, Gretchen, everyone.
Even Philip Leroy.
876
00:46:24,172 --> 00:46:27,001
- Even Laura Danker?
- I said everybody.
877
00:46:27,001 --> 00:46:29,307
Anyways, my mom
talked to Norman's mom
878
00:46:29,307 --> 00:46:30,831
and I guess it's
a big deal dinner party.
879
00:46:30,831 --> 00:46:32,833
We have to look
extremely nice.
880
00:46:40,666 --> 00:46:41,711
Ow!
881
00:46:41,711 --> 00:46:43,234
Ready? Lean on back.
882
00:46:45,671 --> 00:46:46,803
No. No, no, no.
883
00:46:47,978 --> 00:46:49,719
Where are my shoes?
884
00:46:50,763 --> 00:46:51,764
Oh, my God!
885
00:46:55,420 --> 00:46:56,421
Mom!
886
00:47:00,077 --> 00:47:01,383
JANIE'S MOTHER: There we go.
887
00:47:01,383 --> 00:47:04,081
Oh, this is gonna look
so pre... Stop moving!
888
00:47:08,129 --> 00:47:11,480
- We are done.
- Yes!
889
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:13,003
Okay, we're done.
Come on. Mom.
890
00:47:13,003 --> 00:47:14,222
Perfect. One more
for your body. One more.
891
00:47:14,222 --> 00:47:16,180
Okay, let's go. Mom, no!
892
00:47:16,180 --> 00:47:18,661
Okay. Wait.
One more time. Please.
893
00:47:18,661 --> 00:47:20,228
I'm going
to get these printed.
894
00:47:20,228 --> 00:47:21,882
- It's weird.
- Okay, here. Just push them...
895
00:47:21,882 --> 00:47:23,492
Lick them with your fingers
and stick it back.
896
00:47:23,492 --> 00:47:24,623
You got to go, you got to go.
897
00:47:27,365 --> 00:47:29,193
Bye! Thank you, Jan.
898
00:47:31,717 --> 00:47:32,980
My God,
899
00:47:32,980 --> 00:47:34,285
I am so excited
for all of us to do this.
900
00:47:39,856 --> 00:47:41,031
All right, I'll just, um...
901
00:47:41,031 --> 00:47:42,990
- Just, just...
- NORMAN'S MOTHER: Okay.
902
00:47:42,990 --> 00:47:45,862
I'll just... Yeah, okay.
Have fun.
903
00:48:02,966 --> 00:48:04,141
He's hilarious.
904
00:48:10,582 --> 00:48:11,801
How come she never
talks to anybody?
905
00:48:11,801 --> 00:48:13,324
I don't know.
906
00:48:13,324 --> 00:48:15,674
Because she's too busy
doing other stuff, that's why.
907
00:48:18,373 --> 00:48:20,331
Now, if everybody's
had enough to eat,
908
00:48:20,331 --> 00:48:23,595
we can start the games.
909
00:48:23,595 --> 00:48:24,945
The games?
910
00:48:29,862 --> 00:48:31,081
I'll spin first.
911
00:48:44,921 --> 00:48:46,967
Ooh!
912
00:48:56,715 --> 00:48:59,283
Okay. Now,
it's Janie's turn to spin.
913
00:49:08,205 --> 00:49:10,642
- This is a great party.
- Do we have to play this game?
914
00:49:10,642 --> 00:49:13,384
Well then, let's play
a different game, huh?
915
00:49:13,384 --> 00:49:16,126
I have one. It's called
Two Minutes in the Closet.
916
00:49:16,648 --> 00:49:17,780
What's that?
917
00:49:17,780 --> 00:49:19,260
Well, we all get a number,
918
00:49:19,260 --> 00:49:22,089
and then somebody will
call out, like, number six
919
00:49:22,089 --> 00:49:23,264
and then those two
920
00:49:23,264 --> 00:49:25,353
will go into the closet
and, you know...
921
00:49:25,353 --> 00:49:27,268
Ooh!
922
00:49:31,881 --> 00:49:33,491
Number three.
923
00:49:37,626 --> 00:49:38,801
Who's number three?
924
00:49:38,801 --> 00:49:41,021
Somebody's got to be
number three.
925
00:49:49,768 --> 00:49:51,466
Go ahead. Into the bathroom.
926
00:49:51,466 --> 00:49:53,816
Somebody get Freddy
a step stool.
927
00:50:04,609 --> 00:50:05,871
What do you think
they're doing?
928
00:50:05,871 --> 00:50:08,004
- I'm sorry.
929
00:50:11,225 --> 00:50:14,663
Ooh!
930
00:50:16,230 --> 00:50:17,318
You're next.
931
00:50:20,190 --> 00:50:24,673
I pick number... 12.
932
00:50:31,854 --> 00:50:32,855
What?
933
00:50:33,682 --> 00:50:34,683
You're 12?
934
00:50:37,207 --> 00:50:39,470
Ooh!
935
00:50:50,351 --> 00:50:51,569
Nice.
936
00:50:52,309 --> 00:50:53,310
Sorry.
937
00:51:19,771 --> 00:51:21,947
Margaret, turn around.
938
00:51:31,914 --> 00:51:32,958
Um...
939
00:51:33,698 --> 00:51:34,743
So...
940
00:51:36,614 --> 00:51:37,702
Hi.
941
00:51:38,399 --> 00:51:39,400
Hey.
942
00:51:41,228 --> 00:51:42,185
So...
943
00:52:13,434 --> 00:52:15,175
So, the kiss
was really good?
944
00:52:15,175 --> 00:52:18,613
They were
pretty good kisses. Yeah.
945
00:52:18,613 --> 00:52:21,790
Kisses? He kissed you
more than once?
946
00:52:23,052 --> 00:52:24,793
Like, how many times?
947
00:52:24,793 --> 00:52:26,316
About five, I think.
948
00:52:27,491 --> 00:52:29,624
I don't know.
I think I lost count.
949
00:52:32,192 --> 00:52:33,976
I know I shouldn't be
enjoying this, God,
950
00:52:33,976 --> 00:52:36,718
but it's just too good.
951
00:52:36,718 --> 00:52:38,894
Sorry, sorry,
I'm going to focus.
952
00:52:43,464 --> 00:52:45,814
The Book of Isaiah,
chapter nine,
953
00:52:45,814 --> 00:52:47,555
verses six and seven says,
954
00:52:47,555 --> 00:52:52,951
"For unto us a child is born.
Unto us, a son is given
955
00:52:52,951 --> 00:52:55,563
"and he will be called
Wonderful Counselor,
956
00:52:55,563 --> 00:52:59,088
"Mighty God,
Everlasting Father"
957
00:52:59,088 --> 00:53:01,395
If only you could
give me a hint, God.
958
00:53:03,048 --> 00:53:05,007
I'm more confused than ever.
959
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:08,097
Which religion should I be?
960
00:53:10,012 --> 00:53:11,492
Sometimes I just wish
I'd been born
961
00:53:11,492 --> 00:53:12,754
one way or the other.
962
00:53:40,347 --> 00:53:42,044
Hi, there.
This is Barbara calling,
963
00:53:42,044 --> 00:53:44,089
from Delano Elementary School.
964
00:53:44,089 --> 00:53:47,223
And we're just
looking for, uh... donations.
965
00:53:47,832 --> 00:53:49,399
Sorry.
966
00:53:49,399 --> 00:53:52,315
Oh, God. I didn't realize
it was dinner.
967
00:53:53,142 --> 00:53:55,144
Okay. Bye-bye.
968
00:54:17,340 --> 00:54:18,298
Hi.
969
00:54:26,697 --> 00:54:27,698
Don't go, don't go, don't go.
970
00:54:29,744 --> 00:54:32,573
I can't believe
you're still there. Okay.
971
00:54:37,752 --> 00:54:38,753
Okay.
972
00:54:50,330 --> 00:54:51,461
No.
973
00:54:56,771 --> 00:54:57,946
Jan.
974
00:54:57,946 --> 00:55:00,383
I just popped by
to pick up your stars.
975
00:55:00,992 --> 00:55:03,821
Yes. Um...
976
00:55:03,821 --> 00:55:06,650
Uh, I've been cleaning.
Come on in.
977
00:55:06,650 --> 00:55:10,959
Um, I'll just,
uh, get the stars.
978
00:55:10,959 --> 00:55:14,658
Um, they're,
they're almost, uh, ready.
979
00:55:16,312 --> 00:55:19,489
You know,
I ordered furniture and, um,
980
00:55:19,489 --> 00:55:21,752
- they still haven't sent it.
- Oh, my gosh.
981
00:55:21,752 --> 00:55:23,537
So crazy. Okay, stars. Um...
982
00:55:23,537 --> 00:55:25,843
Stars. Stars. Stars.
983
00:55:28,106 --> 00:55:29,499
Thank you.
984
00:55:29,499 --> 00:55:31,458
Oh, and don't say anything,
985
00:55:31,458 --> 00:55:34,504
but Deb's stars
are a little lopsided.
986
00:55:34,504 --> 00:55:35,766
Oh.
987
00:55:35,766 --> 00:55:37,638
You know, yours are so good.
988
00:55:37,638 --> 00:55:38,943
Thank you.
989
00:55:38,943 --> 00:55:41,250
You think you could do
her allotment, too?
990
00:55:41,250 --> 00:55:43,121
Just between the two of us?
991
00:55:44,384 --> 00:55:46,473
Sure... Yes.
992
00:55:46,473 --> 00:55:49,737
Ah. Thank you.
You are such a doll.
993
00:55:49,737 --> 00:55:53,828
Well, I better get going.
There's lots to do still.
994
00:55:53,828 --> 00:55:55,482
- I'll get the door there.
- Thank you.
995
00:55:55,482 --> 00:55:57,135
Okay.
996
00:55:57,135 --> 00:55:58,702
Okay, bye.
Thank you for these.
997
00:55:58,702 --> 00:56:00,400
Bye, Jan. Sure, anytime.
998
00:56:12,716 --> 00:56:13,674
Hello, girls.
999
00:56:14,283 --> 00:56:15,719
I'm Mrs. Webster.
1000
00:56:15,719 --> 00:56:17,504
And I am here
to speak to you today
1001
00:56:17,504 --> 00:56:18,983
about your changing bodies.
1002
00:56:21,508 --> 00:56:24,598
Told you this was
the big sex movie.
1003
00:56:24,598 --> 00:56:25,903
Some of you may have
1004
00:56:25,903 --> 00:56:29,037
already begun
to experience these changes.
1005
00:56:29,037 --> 00:56:31,431
While others of you still
haven't experienced
1006
00:56:31,431 --> 00:56:33,389
a single change at all.
1007
00:56:34,434 --> 00:56:36,436
We're going to watch
a short film
1008
00:56:36,436 --> 00:56:38,220
to learn a little bit more.
1009
00:56:53,061 --> 00:56:54,628
All girls are unique.
1010
00:56:54,628 --> 00:56:57,935
But sometime, between the ages
of nine and 16
1011
00:56:57,935 --> 00:57:00,982
one very special thing
happens to every girl,
1012
00:57:00,982 --> 00:57:02,549
menstruation.
1013
00:57:04,246 --> 00:57:07,684
Once a month, a velvety lining
of blood and tissue
1014
00:57:07,684 --> 00:57:09,904
forms in her uterus
to make a warm,
1015
00:57:09,904 --> 00:57:13,473
nutritious place
for a baby to grow.
1016
00:57:13,473 --> 00:57:17,868
If a baby is not conceived,
the lining is not needed.
1017
00:57:17,868 --> 00:57:21,655
And so, the blood is released
through the vagina.
1018
00:57:21,655 --> 00:57:24,571
That's menstruation.
1019
00:57:24,571 --> 00:57:26,442
Who do you think
will get it first?
1020
00:57:26,442 --> 00:57:28,226
Who do you think
will get it last?
1021
00:57:30,533 --> 00:57:32,535
I honestly don't know
what's taking me so long
1022
00:57:32,535 --> 00:57:34,450
to get this dumb furniture.
1023
00:57:34,450 --> 00:57:36,278
I guess I just want our house
to look like one of those
1024
00:57:36,278 --> 00:57:38,541
nice little houses
nice little families have.
1025
00:57:40,456 --> 00:57:41,805
Do you like these egg chairs?
1026
00:57:41,805 --> 00:57:43,633
When did you get your period?
1027
00:57:45,722 --> 00:57:46,767
Um...
1028
00:57:46,767 --> 00:57:48,377
Just tell me how old you were.
1029
00:57:48,377 --> 00:57:51,946
I... I think I was 14?
1030
00:57:52,903 --> 00:57:54,644
That late?
1031
00:57:54,644 --> 00:57:55,993
That's not late, actually.
1032
00:57:55,993 --> 00:57:58,039
I mean, I had a cousin
who was 16.
1033
00:57:58,039 --> 00:58:00,432
Sixteen? Oh, my God.
1034
00:58:00,432 --> 00:58:03,131
I'd...
I'd die if I didn't get it
1035
00:58:03,131 --> 00:58:04,611
before I was 16.
1036
00:58:04,611 --> 00:58:06,395
Honey, you will get it
1037
00:58:06,395 --> 00:58:08,832
exactly when
you're supposed to get it.
1038
00:58:08,832 --> 00:58:09,920
Don't worry about it.
1039
00:58:12,619 --> 00:58:14,098
My mom got me
Radio City tickets
1040
00:58:14,098 --> 00:58:16,013
since I got all straight A's.
1041
00:58:16,013 --> 00:58:18,146
Um, does anybody want to come?
1042
00:58:18,146 --> 00:58:20,191
Only bad thing is, is my
brother and Moose are coming.
1043
00:58:20,191 --> 00:58:22,019
- Oh, I'll go.
- Okay.
1044
00:58:24,369 --> 00:58:25,370
I got it.
1045
00:58:26,328 --> 00:58:27,372
Got what?
1046
00:58:28,286 --> 00:58:29,723
My period.
1047
00:58:32,421 --> 00:58:34,510
I just don't really understand
how you got it first
1048
00:58:34,510 --> 00:58:35,903
when I have way more than you.
1049
00:58:35,903 --> 00:58:37,469
Well, that doesn't
mean anything.
1050
00:58:37,469 --> 00:58:38,993
- Yes, it does, Gretchen.
- Okay, just tell us
1051
00:58:38,993 --> 00:58:41,299
- how it happened.
- Start from
the very beginning.
1052
00:58:42,997 --> 00:58:46,827
Well, I was sitting there
at dinner
1053
00:58:46,827 --> 00:58:48,437
eating my meatloaf
1054
00:58:48,437 --> 00:58:50,700
and I felt something
coming out of me.
1055
00:58:51,527 --> 00:58:53,311
So I went to the bathroom,
1056
00:58:53,311 --> 00:58:57,011
pulled down my pants and
that's when I saw the blood.
1057
00:58:58,969 --> 00:59:00,405
So I called my mom
1058
00:59:00,405 --> 00:59:01,755
and I showed her.
1059
00:59:01,755 --> 00:59:03,800
And she got some
1060
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:06,629
"sanitary napkins,"
as she calls them.
1061
00:59:06,629 --> 00:59:08,413
I put one on and...
1062
00:59:10,154 --> 00:59:11,895
Well, that's the whole thing.
1063
00:59:14,332 --> 00:59:16,944
That's the whole thing?
Just that?
1064
00:59:16,944 --> 00:59:18,554
- I told you everything.
No.
1065
00:59:18,554 --> 00:59:20,730
There has to be
something more.
1066
00:59:20,730 --> 00:59:23,124
My sister said
that it kinda has a smell.
1067
00:59:23,124 --> 00:59:24,995
But I haven't
noticed that yet.
1068
00:59:24,995 --> 00:59:26,910
A smell? Like what?
1069
00:59:26,910 --> 00:59:29,478
She said it kinda smells
like the monkey bars.
1070
00:59:29,478 --> 00:59:32,133
- The monkey bars? Ugh.
Yeah.
1071
00:59:32,133 --> 00:59:34,352
I used to love
the monkey bars.
1072
00:59:34,352 --> 00:59:38,443
But do you feel older now?
Like more mature?
1073
00:59:38,443 --> 00:59:39,923
Oh, yeah.
1074
00:59:39,923 --> 00:59:41,882
I don't know how to explain it
1075
00:59:41,882 --> 00:59:43,840
and you won't understand it
till you get it,
1076
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:46,974
but I feel like
everything's changed.
1077
00:59:46,974 --> 00:59:48,236
Are you there, God?
It's me, Margaret.
1078
00:59:48,236 --> 00:59:49,759
I've never been
so jealous my entire life
1079
00:59:49,759 --> 00:59:50,978
and I hate myself
for being jealous.
1080
00:59:50,978 --> 00:59:53,284
Just please,
please just let me grow
1081
00:59:53,284 --> 00:59:54,808
and let me get my period.
1082
00:59:54,808 --> 00:59:56,592
Let me just be normal
and regular like everybody else.
1083
00:59:56,592 --> 00:59:57,767
Just please, please,
1084
00:59:57,767 --> 00:59:59,203
please, please, please,
please, please!
1085
01:00:02,380 --> 01:00:03,991
Amen.
1086
01:00:05,470 --> 01:00:07,777
I don't know
if I want to do this.
1087
01:00:07,777 --> 01:00:10,127
It's fine.
It's just so that we're ready.
1088
01:00:10,911 --> 01:00:12,173
Just in case.
1089
01:00:19,528 --> 01:00:20,529
Come on.
1090
01:00:21,617 --> 01:00:22,792
Okay.
1091
01:00:27,275 --> 01:00:28,972
Next in line, please.
1092
01:00:29,843 --> 01:00:31,192
Please, God, let it be a lady.
1093
01:00:32,628 --> 01:00:33,716
Please.
1094
01:00:34,456 --> 01:00:36,197
Thank you.
1095
01:00:39,504 --> 01:00:41,506
- Hey, there.
Hey.
1096
01:00:41,506 --> 01:00:43,073
- No...
- Let's just put them back.
1097
01:00:43,073 --> 01:00:45,510
No, come on. Come on.
1098
01:01:17,847 --> 01:01:18,979
- Oh, my God!
- Oh!
1099
01:01:23,810 --> 01:01:26,421
- The Tic Tacs!
1100
01:01:27,988 --> 01:01:29,990
- Why the Tic Tacs?
- I don't know.
1101
01:01:29,990 --> 01:01:32,383
- Everything worked out.
- Oh, man.
1102
01:02:17,689 --> 01:02:20,127
- Uh, come in.
1103
01:02:23,391 --> 01:02:24,479
- Hi.
- Hey.
1104
01:02:24,479 --> 01:02:26,481
Uh, you've got a postcard.
1105
01:02:26,481 --> 01:02:29,614
- Oh. Thanks.
- Who's in D.C.?
1106
01:02:29,614 --> 01:02:33,575
Uh, Nancy. Uh, they went
for President's Day.
1107
01:02:34,358 --> 01:02:35,707
- Oh.
- Yeah.
1108
01:02:35,707 --> 01:02:37,666
Okay.
1109
01:02:37,666 --> 01:02:39,973
- You want the door closed?
- Yeah. Sure.
1110
01:02:45,935 --> 01:02:47,067
"I got it"?
1111
01:02:50,940 --> 01:02:52,681
Oh, come on!
1112
01:03:04,345 --> 01:03:08,305
Hello? Simon residence.
Sylvia speaking.
1113
01:03:08,305 --> 01:03:09,393
[ON PHONE] Grandma?
1114
01:03:10,177 --> 01:03:12,832
Margaret? What's wrong?
1115
01:03:13,745 --> 01:03:15,138
I just really miss you.
1116
01:03:15,617 --> 01:03:16,618
Oh, honey.
1117
01:03:17,010 --> 01:03:18,533
Me, too.
1118
01:03:18,533 --> 01:03:20,927
I'll be back next week
to see the Rockettes and...
1119
01:03:20,927 --> 01:03:22,972
maybe could I come down
1120
01:03:22,972 --> 01:03:24,974
and stay the night
like we did last time?
1121
01:03:24,974 --> 01:03:26,671
Oh, sweetheart.
1122
01:03:26,671 --> 01:03:29,109
I'd love to, I'd love...
But I...
1123
01:03:29,718 --> 01:03:30,719
Well...
1124
01:03:33,809 --> 01:03:35,898
I'm going to be
in Florida then.
1125
01:03:35,898 --> 01:03:38,727
I, uh, I heard about
this hotel
1126
01:03:38,727 --> 01:03:42,165
and there's a lot of people
my age there and, uh...
1127
01:03:42,165 --> 01:03:44,559
Um, okay.
1128
01:03:44,559 --> 01:03:46,822
Wait a minute. Wait. Um...
1129
01:03:47,997 --> 01:03:50,304
What if you
fly down to Florida
1130
01:03:50,304 --> 01:03:52,088
and spend a few days with me?
1131
01:03:52,088 --> 01:03:55,222
- Isn't your spring break soon?
- Yeah. The end of April.
1132
01:03:55,222 --> 01:03:57,311
Perfect! I'll still be there.
1133
01:03:57,311 --> 01:03:58,660
I'll ask Mom and Dad.
1134
01:03:58,660 --> 01:04:00,531
Oh, great!
1135
01:04:00,531 --> 01:04:02,969
That's my girl. Bye, darling.
1136
01:04:08,757 --> 01:04:10,454
Come on, come on!
Front row tickets!
1137
01:04:10,454 --> 01:04:13,849
- Front row tickets, remember?
- I'm coming! Yes, coming!
1138
01:04:14,981 --> 01:04:16,112
I'm so excited.
1139
01:04:19,072 --> 01:04:20,029
Hi.
1140
01:04:20,769 --> 01:04:21,901
- Hi.
- Hey.
1141
01:04:46,403 --> 01:04:48,623
- Excuse me.
- Okay.
1142
01:04:49,058 --> 01:04:50,016
Thank you.
1143
01:05:04,247 --> 01:05:05,379
Sorry. Lefty.
1144
01:05:05,379 --> 01:05:06,771
Oh, no, it's okay.
1145
01:05:10,079 --> 01:05:11,602
Do you know if
the waiter's anywhere?
1146
01:05:11,602 --> 01:05:14,518
Oh. You can have mine.
I didn't drink any out of it.
1147
01:05:15,084 --> 01:05:16,042
Thanks.
1148
01:05:17,608 --> 01:05:18,609
Hey.
1149
01:05:21,090 --> 01:05:22,265
Do you know something
1150
01:05:22,265 --> 01:05:23,919
I've always liked
about you, Margaret?
1151
01:05:23,919 --> 01:05:25,355
- No?
- Come with me.
1152
01:05:25,355 --> 01:05:26,835
I got to go to the bathroom.
1153
01:05:26,835 --> 01:05:28,663
We'll be right back.
Don't touch my food.
1154
01:05:31,666 --> 01:05:33,363
You know, I've had to go
since we got here...
1155
01:05:34,843 --> 01:05:36,584
...and then I drank, like,
three 7Ups or something.
1156
01:05:36,584 --> 01:05:38,194
Uh-huh.
1157
01:05:41,937 --> 01:05:42,982
Oh, no.
1158
01:05:44,026 --> 01:05:45,158
- Oh, no.
- What?
1159
01:05:45,854 --> 01:05:47,421
Oh, please. Oh, no.
1160
01:05:48,900 --> 01:05:49,945
Nancy?
1161
01:05:51,555 --> 01:05:53,035
Oh, no.
1162
01:05:53,035 --> 01:05:54,297
Nancy, what's wrong?
1163
01:05:54,297 --> 01:05:55,516
Go get my mom, Margaret.
1164
01:05:55,516 --> 01:05:57,170
- What's going on?
- Go get my mom.
1165
01:05:57,170 --> 01:05:59,041
- Please, quick.
- Let me in.
1166
01:05:59,041 --> 01:06:02,349
Please, please just
go get my mom!
1167
01:06:02,349 --> 01:06:04,003
Okay, okay,
I'll be right back.
1168
01:06:07,223 --> 01:06:10,487
Mrs. Wheeler, Nancy's crying.
She needs you.
1169
01:06:10,487 --> 01:06:12,533
Oh, oh. All right.
1170
01:06:18,365 --> 01:06:19,453
Nancy?
1171
01:06:19,453 --> 01:06:22,195
- Nancy?
- Oh, Mom, please help me.
1172
01:06:22,195 --> 01:06:24,284
- Please help me. Please.
- The door's locked, Nancy.
1173
01:06:24,284 --> 01:06:25,807
I can't get in.
You have to unlock it.
1174
01:06:25,807 --> 01:06:28,462
- I can't open it, I can't.
- Yes, you can, Nancy.
1175
01:06:28,462 --> 01:06:30,464
Unlock this door. Come on.
1176
01:06:32,118 --> 01:06:33,119
Let me in.
1177
01:06:40,169 --> 01:06:41,214
What's going on?
1178
01:06:42,911 --> 01:06:44,956
All right, all right,
calm down.
1179
01:06:44,956 --> 01:06:46,610
Calm down, I can't help you.
1180
01:06:46,610 --> 01:06:49,178
Hmm? Hey, look at me.
Calm down.
1181
01:06:49,178 --> 01:06:51,920
I can't help you if you don't
stop crying and talk to me.
1182
01:06:55,576 --> 01:06:57,752
Hey. What is it?
1183
01:07:05,977 --> 01:07:09,590
Oh. Well, all right. Um...
1184
01:07:11,418 --> 01:07:12,767
Here. We'll just, uh...
1185
01:07:14,638 --> 01:07:16,031
Margaret?
1186
01:07:16,031 --> 01:07:17,511
Margaret.
1187
01:07:17,511 --> 01:07:21,341
Would you get Nancy
a pad, please
1188
01:07:21,341 --> 01:07:23,647
from the dispenser
on the wall?
1189
01:07:25,475 --> 01:07:27,782
She got her period, sweetie.
1190
01:07:27,782 --> 01:07:30,132
Does she always act like that?
1191
01:07:30,132 --> 01:07:33,222
Well, it's her first time.
She's just a little scared.
1192
01:07:47,062 --> 01:07:48,107
Thank you, sweetie.
1193
01:07:49,586 --> 01:07:50,848
All right. Yeah?
1194
01:07:52,981 --> 01:07:54,069
All right.
1195
01:07:55,853 --> 01:07:57,812
Well, you girls wash up.
1196
01:07:57,812 --> 01:08:00,119
I'm going to go tell
the others not to worry.
1197
01:08:03,644 --> 01:08:06,299
Not too long now. Okay?
1198
01:08:37,547 --> 01:08:40,637
Are you there, God?
It's me, Margaret.
1199
01:08:42,422 --> 01:08:44,163
I don't even know what to say.
1200
01:09:05,271 --> 01:09:06,837
I'm going to Florida?
1201
01:09:07,969 --> 01:09:10,145
- Happy birthday.
- Mom. Thank you so much.
1202
01:09:15,542 --> 01:09:16,543
Hey!
1203
01:09:17,979 --> 01:09:20,068
- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.
1204
01:09:20,068 --> 01:09:21,722
Why do we have
different seats?
1205
01:09:21,722 --> 01:09:23,854
He said we're in groups
to study different countries.
1206
01:09:49,793 --> 01:09:51,665
Oh. Hey.
1207
01:09:51,665 --> 01:09:54,145
Hey. Happy birthday.
1208
01:09:54,145 --> 01:09:55,234
- Thanks.
- Oh, and, uh,
1209
01:09:55,234 --> 01:09:58,498
- I got you something.
- Ow!
1210
01:09:58,498 --> 01:10:00,326
It's a pinch to grow an inch.
1211
01:10:00,326 --> 01:10:03,546
And you know where
you need that inch. Hey.
1212
01:10:06,767 --> 01:10:09,248
Are you there, God?
It's me, Margaret.
1213
01:10:09,248 --> 01:10:12,512
I hate Philip Leroy.
I hate him.
1214
01:10:12,512 --> 01:10:15,645
I hate Laura Danker, too!
With her big boobs.
1215
01:10:15,645 --> 01:10:18,257
"Ooh, look at me, everybody,
I'm wearing a sweater."
1216
01:10:19,301 --> 01:10:21,999
I hate Nancy. That liar!
1217
01:10:21,999 --> 01:10:23,653
And Norman Fisher,
the way that he reads
1218
01:10:23,653 --> 01:10:26,482
with his stupid lips
flapping everywhere!
1219
01:10:26,482 --> 01:10:30,356
Please. Please, just hurry up
and get me to Florida!
1220
01:10:39,147 --> 01:10:40,496
Philip and Norman
should be here.
1221
01:10:40,496 --> 01:10:42,977
They make us do all the work.
1222
01:10:42,977 --> 01:10:44,848
What time is your mom
picking you up?
1223
01:10:45,762 --> 01:10:47,198
Not till later.
1224
01:10:47,198 --> 01:10:49,070
I have to go to St. Thomas
for Confession first.
1225
01:10:49,070 --> 01:10:51,942
Confession?
1226
01:10:51,942 --> 01:10:53,640
It's just something you have
to do when you're Catholic.
1227
01:10:54,728 --> 01:10:56,077
What do you confess?
1228
01:10:57,818 --> 01:10:58,819
Things.
1229
01:11:00,386 --> 01:11:02,475
What kinds of things?
1230
01:11:06,783 --> 01:11:07,784
Never mind.
1231
01:11:16,402 --> 01:11:18,229
You're just copying straight
out of the World Book.
1232
01:11:18,882 --> 01:11:20,710
It's four words.
1233
01:11:20,710 --> 01:11:23,104
"Germany invaded
Belgium when..."
1234
01:11:23,104 --> 01:11:24,627
So, you're still cheating.
1235
01:11:24,627 --> 01:11:26,499
Mr. Benedict will know
if you're cheating.
1236
01:11:26,499 --> 01:11:29,023
I'm not cheating! Jeez!
1237
01:11:32,853 --> 01:11:34,158
Quit acting like
you know everything
1238
01:11:34,158 --> 01:11:35,421
and you're so great.
1239
01:11:35,421 --> 01:11:37,074
This has nothing to do
with being great.
1240
01:11:37,074 --> 01:11:38,902
I know all about the stuff
that you do.
1241
01:11:40,600 --> 01:11:42,079
What's that supposed to mean?
1242
01:11:42,079 --> 01:11:43,646
I heard about you
and Moose Freed.
1243
01:11:44,691 --> 01:11:46,562
What about me and Moose Freed?
1244
01:11:46,562 --> 01:11:49,260
Oh, how you and Evan and Moose
go behind the A
1245
01:11:49,260 --> 01:11:50,827
And why would I do that?
1246
01:11:50,827 --> 01:11:54,701
I don't know why you do it.
But I know why they do it.
1247
01:11:54,701 --> 01:11:56,703
So they can feel you up
or something and you let them.
1248
01:11:56,703 --> 01:11:57,921
You're a liar. You're lying!
1249
01:11:57,921 --> 01:11:59,009
I'm not lying.
1250
01:11:59,009 --> 01:12:00,489
You're just like Nancy.
1251
01:12:00,489 --> 01:12:03,318
All you do is pick on people
and make up stories.
1252
01:12:03,318 --> 01:12:05,015
You think I don't know
about you and your friends?
1253
01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:19,073
Laura!
1254
01:12:19,073 --> 01:12:21,858
Wait. Please! Laura!
1255
01:12:21,858 --> 01:12:24,383
- Wait up. Please!
- You think I don't know
1256
01:12:24,383 --> 01:12:26,472
that all of you make fun of me
like it's some kind of game?
1257
01:12:26,472 --> 01:12:27,777
- It's not me.
- Do you think I want to be
1258
01:12:27,777 --> 01:12:29,518
the biggest kid in the class?
1259
01:12:29,518 --> 01:12:32,565
How would you feel if you were
to wear a bra in fourth grade
1260
01:12:32,565 --> 01:12:33,653
and everybody called you names
1261
01:12:33,653 --> 01:12:35,263
just because of
how you looked?
1262
01:12:36,351 --> 01:12:37,396
I don't know.
1263
01:12:42,052 --> 01:12:44,403
Hey, wait. I really am sorry.
1264
01:13:03,030 --> 01:13:04,248
Laura?
1265
01:13:06,207 --> 01:13:07,251
Laura.
1266
01:13:24,312 --> 01:13:27,010
I'm the worst person
who ever lived, God.
1267
01:13:27,010 --> 01:13:29,622
I picked on Laura Danker
just because I felt mean.
1268
01:13:31,145 --> 01:13:33,974
I don't want to be like Nancy.
1269
01:13:33,974 --> 01:13:36,803
I don't even know if I want to
be friends with her anymore.
1270
01:13:39,632 --> 01:13:41,198
I've been
looking for you, God.
1271
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:45,376
I looked for you in Temple,
1272
01:13:45,376 --> 01:13:46,813
I looked for you in Church...
1273
01:13:48,510 --> 01:13:50,077
I didn't feel you at all.
1274
01:13:52,949 --> 01:13:54,473
Why? Why, God?
1275
01:13:56,300 --> 01:13:59,086
Why do I only feel you
when I'm alone?
1276
01:14:03,482 --> 01:14:05,875
Yes, my child.
1277
01:14:05,875 --> 01:14:08,312
Do you have something
you'd like to confess?
1278
01:14:10,271 --> 01:14:11,446
Um...
1279
01:14:17,670 --> 01:14:19,149
I...
1280
01:14:19,149 --> 01:14:21,195
I did something really awful.
1281
01:14:23,371 --> 01:14:24,503
And...
1282
01:14:27,070 --> 01:14:28,376
I'm really sorry.
1283
01:15:00,277 --> 01:15:02,062
"Dear Barbara,
1284
01:15:02,062 --> 01:15:04,368
"your letter felt like
an answer to prayer.
1285
01:15:04,368 --> 01:15:06,719
"Your father and I have been
thinking about you a lot.
1286
01:15:06,719 --> 01:15:09,286
"We're getting older and
suddenly, more than anything,
1287
01:15:09,286 --> 01:15:13,247
"we'd like to see
our only daughter
1288
01:15:13,247 --> 01:15:15,554
"and finally get to know our
granddaughter, Margaret Ann."
1289
01:15:17,599 --> 01:15:18,992
"We're flying east next week,
1290
01:15:18,992 --> 01:15:20,820
"and we sincerely hope
you'll let us visit.
1291
01:15:20,820 --> 01:15:22,822
"Love, your mother,
Mary Hutchins."
1292
01:15:29,785 --> 01:15:31,047
So you sent them a card?
1293
01:15:33,615 --> 01:15:35,051
I don't know why.
1294
01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:46,019
Do you remember
what it was like
1295
01:15:46,019 --> 01:15:47,586
when they just cast you out?
1296
01:15:49,283 --> 01:15:50,371
Yes.
1297
01:15:50,371 --> 01:15:51,415
Do you?
1298
01:15:52,416 --> 01:15:53,983
Because I remember.
1299
01:15:53,983 --> 01:15:55,158
I know. I know.
1300
01:15:56,246 --> 01:15:58,205
How they treated you
was just...
1301
01:15:59,380 --> 01:16:00,729
- I know.
- How they treated me?
1302
01:16:01,861 --> 01:16:03,906
They think
you're going to hell
1303
01:16:03,906 --> 01:16:05,299
because you married a Jew.
1304
01:16:06,387 --> 01:16:07,606
Think about that.
1305
01:16:08,171 --> 01:16:09,172
I...
1306
01:16:10,260 --> 01:16:11,697
I know.
1307
01:16:11,697 --> 01:16:14,743
Do you really, really want to
open up that door?
1308
01:16:15,570 --> 01:16:16,963
We have a good life.
1309
01:16:16,963 --> 01:16:18,225
Yes. Yes.
1310
01:16:19,748 --> 01:16:20,706
I...
1311
01:16:22,142 --> 01:16:26,363
But what if this means...
they've changed?
1312
01:16:29,758 --> 01:16:30,759
And if they haven't?
1313
01:16:34,807 --> 01:16:36,373
They're my parents.
1314
01:16:39,072 --> 01:16:40,421
Mmm.
1315
01:16:40,421 --> 01:16:42,249
- The only ones I got.
- They are your parents.
1316
01:16:43,380 --> 01:16:45,513
Oh, God.
1317
01:16:45,513 --> 01:16:48,385
Oh, my goodness.
1318
01:16:48,385 --> 01:16:49,430
I'm sorry.
1319
01:16:53,086 --> 01:16:54,130
What's going on?
1320
01:16:54,130 --> 01:16:55,654
Um...
1321
01:16:55,654 --> 01:16:58,091
- Oh.
- Oh, honey, um...
1322
01:16:59,353 --> 01:17:00,528
Uh...
1323
01:17:02,399 --> 01:17:03,879
We got a letter
1324
01:17:03,879 --> 01:17:06,665
from, um, from my parents,
from your grandparents.
1325
01:17:06,665 --> 01:17:08,536
And they're coming
to visit next week.
1326
01:17:08,536 --> 01:17:10,843
- Next... next week?
Mmm-hmm.
1327
01:17:10,843 --> 01:17:12,627
They're really
excited to meet you.
1328
01:17:12,627 --> 01:17:14,324
I won't be here.
I'll be in Florida.
1329
01:17:17,501 --> 01:17:19,416
I'm still going to Florida,
aren't I?
1330
01:17:19,416 --> 01:17:22,245
- Margaret, look...
- No. What?
1331
01:17:22,245 --> 01:17:24,421
I can't even
go to Florida now?
1332
01:17:24,421 --> 01:17:26,336
Come on, I don't even
want to see them.
1333
01:17:26,336 --> 01:17:27,903
I want to see Grandma.
1334
01:17:27,903 --> 01:17:30,210
I know. I know and we will
make this up to you.
1335
01:17:30,210 --> 01:17:32,212
I promise, you will go
to Florida,
1336
01:17:32,212 --> 01:17:34,475
- just another time.
- No, I don't want
1337
01:17:34,475 --> 01:17:36,085
to go to Florida another time.
1338
01:17:37,260 --> 01:17:38,827
Does Grandma know about this?
1339
01:17:38,827 --> 01:17:40,524
No, not yet.
We have to call her.
1340
01:17:40,524 --> 01:17:42,701
Well, I'm not doing it.
You can do it yourself.
1341
01:17:42,701 --> 01:17:44,572
- No, of course. Of course.
Let me handle that.
1342
01:17:44,572 --> 01:17:46,574
- No, I will...
- Please let me call. Please.
1343
01:17:52,667 --> 01:17:55,061
To this beautiful day.
1344
01:17:57,890 --> 01:17:59,152
Just one moment.
1345
01:18:00,196 --> 01:18:01,807
Don't eat all the cheese
without me.
1346
01:18:03,199 --> 01:18:05,636
I'm just kidding.
You eat as much as you want.
1347
01:18:05,636 --> 01:18:07,508
Depending on your cholesterol.
1348
01:18:07,508 --> 01:18:09,597
- I'm sure it's low.
1349
01:18:15,124 --> 01:18:16,343
Simon residence.
1350
01:18:16,343 --> 01:18:17,953
Hi, Mom. Yes. Uh...
1351
01:18:17,953 --> 01:18:19,433
Herb?
1352
01:18:19,433 --> 01:18:21,087
Uh, Margaret's, uh, plan
to come to Florida next week
1353
01:18:21,087 --> 01:18:22,175
isn't going to work out.
1354
01:18:22,175 --> 01:18:23,176
I'm really sorry.
1355
01:18:24,481 --> 01:18:25,744
Just
give me the phone.
1356
01:18:27,093 --> 01:18:28,224
Hey, Grandma.
1357
01:18:28,224 --> 01:18:30,270
Margaret, what happened?
What's going on?
1358
01:18:30,270 --> 01:18:32,489
We...
1359
01:18:32,489 --> 01:18:35,144
We got a letter that my
other grandparents are coming.
1360
01:18:36,363 --> 01:18:40,236
And I just
really wanted to see you.
1361
01:18:40,236 --> 01:18:42,151
Put your mother
on the phone right now.
1362
01:18:43,805 --> 01:18:45,502
- Oh, no...
It's okay.
1363
01:18:48,070 --> 01:18:49,245
Sylvia.
1364
01:18:49,245 --> 01:18:50,899
What the hell
is going on, Barbara?
1365
01:18:50,899 --> 01:18:53,946
Sylvia, I'm so very sorry
about this
1366
01:18:53,946 --> 01:18:57,210
and I will try and explain it
another time.
1367
01:18:57,210 --> 01:18:59,168
No. You're going to
explain right now.
1368
01:18:59,168 --> 01:19:00,691
I'm sorry, I have to...
I have to go.
1369
01:19:05,479 --> 01:19:07,916
Are you there, God?
It's me, Margaret.
1370
01:19:07,916 --> 01:19:10,397
- I'm absolutely miserable.
- I am so sorry.
1371
01:19:10,397 --> 01:19:12,703
Everything
is going wrong. Everything.
1372
01:19:13,400 --> 01:19:15,054
I'm begging you.
1373
01:19:15,054 --> 01:19:18,144
Make something happen
so that they don't come
1374
01:19:18,144 --> 01:19:19,972
and I can still go to Florida.
1375
01:19:28,894 --> 01:19:30,460
Please, Margaret.
Even if it's fake,
1376
01:19:30,460 --> 01:19:32,636
can you just look happy?
1377
01:19:34,203 --> 01:19:36,162
Or at least not so unhappy?
1378
01:19:37,554 --> 01:19:39,643
Why do you
even want to see them?
1379
01:19:39,643 --> 01:19:41,428
After everything
that they did to you?
1380
01:19:43,647 --> 01:19:48,739
Because I want them to see
how great we've done.
1381
01:19:48,739 --> 01:19:51,830
I... And how proud
I am of our family.
1382
01:19:56,878 --> 01:19:58,401
- Hey! Hello.
1383
01:19:59,446 --> 01:20:00,490
That's them.
1384
01:20:01,187 --> 01:20:02,188
Okay.
1385
01:20:04,843 --> 01:20:05,844
Hi!
1386
01:20:07,323 --> 01:20:09,848
They might hug you,
I don't know.
1387
01:20:09,848 --> 01:20:11,110
Just be prepared.
1388
01:20:15,288 --> 01:20:16,550
- Hi!
- Hello!
1389
01:20:16,550 --> 01:20:18,639
Hello. It's so nice
to see you.
1390
01:20:18,639 --> 01:20:20,859
Oh, you too, Barbara.
1391
01:20:22,948 --> 01:20:24,036
- Oh.
1392
01:20:29,476 --> 01:20:31,043
- Hi, honey.
- Oh.
1393
01:20:34,960 --> 01:20:37,049
- This must be Margaret Ann.
Mmm-hmm.
1394
01:20:40,443 --> 01:20:42,184
We're very glad to meet you.
1395
01:20:42,184 --> 01:20:44,621
- Yes, we are. Yes, we are.
- Me, too.
1396
01:20:45,405 --> 01:20:46,493
Um...
1397
01:20:47,711 --> 01:20:49,975
Bags! We'll get the bags.
1398
01:20:49,975 --> 01:20:53,413
Um, Herb is just out, uh,
with the car.
1399
01:20:53,413 --> 01:20:55,589
- Yeah, so... Okay.
Okay.
1400
01:20:55,589 --> 01:20:57,721
Just out here to the right.
1401
01:20:57,721 --> 01:20:59,462
The blue car there. Yep.
1402
01:21:01,464 --> 01:21:03,118
Hey.
1403
01:21:03,118 --> 01:21:04,859
- Youse okay? Yeah?
- Yeah.
1404
01:21:04,859 --> 01:21:06,513
Mom, Dad, you remember Herb?
1405
01:21:06,513 --> 01:21:07,775
- Yeah. Hello, Herb.
- Hi.
1406
01:21:07,775 --> 01:21:09,037
- How are you?
- Okay.
1407
01:21:09,037 --> 01:21:10,691
- Hi. Nice to see you.
- Hello.
1408
01:21:11,910 --> 01:21:13,259
Um, should I...
I'll take this for you.
1409
01:21:13,259 --> 01:21:14,347
Oh.
1410
01:21:17,872 --> 01:21:18,917
All right.
1411
01:21:18,917 --> 01:21:20,179
Okay.
1412
01:21:21,310 --> 01:21:22,398
All right.
Should I put these up?
1413
01:21:22,398 --> 01:21:23,704
Oh, yes. Thank you.
1414
01:21:25,227 --> 01:21:28,927
Here we are.
Make yourselves comfortable.
1415
01:21:28,927 --> 01:21:30,841
- Lovely home.
- Yeah!
1416
01:21:30,841 --> 01:21:33,279
Thank you. Yes. Uh...
1417
01:21:34,280 --> 01:21:35,977
Okay. So, uh, Margaret, uh,
1418
01:21:35,977 --> 01:21:37,196
can you show them
to their room?
1419
01:21:37,196 --> 01:21:39,894
And, um, I'll just
get dinner started.
1420
01:21:39,894 --> 01:21:42,723
Sure. Um, up this way.
1421
01:21:46,770 --> 01:21:49,121
Gosh, you look
just like your mom
1422
01:21:49,121 --> 01:21:50,731
when she was your age.
1423
01:21:50,731 --> 01:21:53,038
Um, yeah. This way.
1424
01:22:00,654 --> 01:22:03,004
- Hi.
- Hey.
1425
01:22:03,004 --> 01:22:04,266
How are you doing?
1426
01:22:04,266 --> 01:22:06,529
Uh... How are you doing?
1427
01:22:06,529 --> 01:22:08,575
Um, I used up
all my small talk
1428
01:22:08,575 --> 01:22:09,793
- in the car.
- Oh, God.
1429
01:22:09,793 --> 01:22:11,970
Do they like sports? TV shows?
1430
01:22:13,884 --> 01:22:15,974
Game shows.
They used to watch game shows.
1431
01:22:15,974 --> 01:22:19,064
- Okay. Game shows, game shows.
1432
01:22:19,064 --> 01:22:20,369
Hmm.
1433
01:22:20,369 --> 01:22:21,892
Um, coming!
1434
01:22:24,678 --> 01:22:25,722
Herb!
1435
01:22:26,549 --> 01:22:27,681
Mom!
1436
01:22:27,681 --> 01:22:29,857
Baby! Come give
your mom a big hug.
1437
01:22:29,857 --> 01:22:31,163
Oh.
1438
01:22:31,163 --> 01:22:32,947
- Oh. Look at your little face.
- Sylvia?
1439
01:22:32,947 --> 01:22:34,383
Yeah. My mom is here.
1440
01:22:34,383 --> 01:22:35,906
Uh, yes, she is.
What's happening?
1441
01:22:35,906 --> 01:22:37,908
Well, Margaret said
she needed to see me,
1442
01:22:37,908 --> 01:22:39,301
so we flew out from Florida.
1443
01:22:39,301 --> 01:22:40,520
Are your parents here yet?
1444
01:22:40,520 --> 01:22:43,305
Oh. This is Morris Binamin.
1445
01:22:43,305 --> 01:22:45,394
- Rhymes with cinnamon.
1446
01:22:45,394 --> 01:22:47,657
- Hi.
Grandma!
1447
01:22:47,657 --> 01:22:50,573
There's my Margaret!
Oh!
1448
01:22:50,573 --> 01:22:52,575
Did you know?
- I had no... I know.
1449
01:22:52,575 --> 01:22:53,881
I missed you so much!
1450
01:22:53,881 --> 01:22:55,230
I thought
you were in Florida.
1451
01:22:55,230 --> 01:22:57,058
I know. Well,
Florida came to you.
1452
01:22:57,058 --> 01:22:58,494
- Uh...
1453
01:22:58,494 --> 01:23:02,020
Mom, Dad, this is Sylvia.
Herb's mom.
1454
01:23:02,020 --> 01:23:05,936
Sylvia, this... These are
my parents, Paul and Mary.
1455
01:23:05,936 --> 01:23:07,634
Hello.
1456
01:23:07,634 --> 01:23:09,201
- Hello.
1457
01:23:11,986 --> 01:23:13,074
We have pot roast.
1458
01:23:13,074 --> 01:23:14,597
Sure.
1459
01:23:17,470 --> 01:23:18,688
Mmm.
1460
01:23:19,994 --> 01:23:21,387
Mmm.
- Oh, yeah.
1461
01:23:21,387 --> 01:23:23,650
- Dinner is delicious, Barbara.
- Oh, my God, yes.
1462
01:23:23,650 --> 01:23:26,435
- Oh.
- You have definitely improved.
1463
01:23:26,435 --> 01:23:28,524
- It is very nice.
- Thank you.
1464
01:23:30,700 --> 01:23:35,618
Well, I have to admit
it was a bit of a jolt, um,
1465
01:23:35,618 --> 01:23:39,622
but it's nice to have
everyone here together.
1466
01:23:39,622 --> 01:23:41,146
The whole family.
1467
01:23:43,757 --> 01:23:46,107
- And Mr. Binamin.
1468
01:23:46,107 --> 01:23:47,630
Nice to have you, too.
1469
01:23:50,633 --> 01:23:52,200
- L'chaim.
- L'chaim.
1470
01:23:54,072 --> 01:23:57,597
L'chaim. L'chaim.
1471
01:23:57,597 --> 01:24:00,600
L'chaim. L'chaim. L'chaim.
L'chaim. L'chaim.
1472
01:24:00,600 --> 01:24:02,515
- To life!
1473
01:24:09,391 --> 01:24:10,827
So, um,
do you watch Jeopardy!?
1474
01:24:16,094 --> 01:24:18,270
I used to braid
your mama's hair
1475
01:24:18,270 --> 01:24:19,445
when she was a little girl.
1476
01:24:19,445 --> 01:24:21,360
Did your mom
ever braid your hair?
1477
01:24:21,360 --> 01:24:24,058
Um, yeah, she used to do it
all the time.
1478
01:24:24,058 --> 01:24:26,843
I can see she taught you how
to braid with your bracelet.
1479
01:24:26,843 --> 01:24:27,975
Yeah.
1480
01:24:27,975 --> 01:24:29,368
Oh, there's just so much
1481
01:24:29,368 --> 01:24:30,978
we want to get to know
about you, Margaret.
1482
01:24:30,978 --> 01:24:32,719
Twelve years is a lot
to catch up on.
1483
01:24:32,719 --> 01:24:33,981
Yeah. A long time.
1484
01:24:34,895 --> 01:24:37,115
So, uh, we were wondering...
1485
01:24:38,899 --> 01:24:40,553
Do you go to Sunday school?
1486
01:24:40,553 --> 01:24:42,816
Or, uh, have you ever
thought about it?
1487
01:24:43,991 --> 01:24:47,299
- Uh...
- Nope. Never. Not once.
1488
01:24:47,299 --> 01:24:49,823
We asked Margaret
the question, Sylvia.
1489
01:24:49,823 --> 01:24:50,911
Margaret?
1490
01:24:50,911 --> 01:24:52,434
Well, you're wasting your time
1491
01:24:52,434 --> 01:24:55,350
because Margaret went
to Temple and she's Jewish.
1492
01:24:55,350 --> 01:24:57,091
- What did you say?
1493
01:24:57,091 --> 01:24:58,179
Excuse me.
1494
01:24:58,179 --> 01:24:59,659
Margaret went to Temple.
1495
01:24:59,659 --> 01:25:01,313
- Okay, Mom, you're done.
- What are you talking about?
1496
01:25:01,313 --> 01:25:03,097
Okay, that's it.
Well,
you left the room
1497
01:25:03,097 --> 01:25:04,925
and they're
trying to convert her.
1498
01:25:04,925 --> 01:25:06,231
Well, Margaret has the right
to be baptized
1499
01:25:06,231 --> 01:25:07,406
if she wants to be.
1500
01:25:07,406 --> 01:25:09,364
- Baptized?
If she wants to be.
1501
01:25:09,364 --> 01:25:10,365
I can't believe this.
1502
01:25:11,888 --> 01:25:13,281
I can't believe
you're doing this.
1503
01:25:13,281 --> 01:25:15,109
All right. Everyone,
this discussion is over.
1504
01:25:15,109 --> 01:25:17,111
We're her parents
and this discussion is over.
1505
01:25:17,111 --> 01:25:19,200
Yeah, you're right, it's over,
because she's already Jewish.
1506
01:25:19,200 --> 01:25:20,897
- Sylvia!
- Well, in our eyes,
1507
01:25:20,897 --> 01:25:24,423
- she's Christian.
- No, no! Margaret is nothing!
1508
01:25:24,423 --> 01:25:27,513
Margaret is
not Jewish or Christian.
1509
01:25:27,513 --> 01:25:30,429
She is no religion
until she decides.
1510
01:25:30,429 --> 01:25:31,604
Well, how can she be Jewish
1511
01:25:31,604 --> 01:25:33,301
- if her mother is Christian?
- Stop.
1512
01:25:33,301 --> 01:25:34,868
You were never there for her.
You abandoned her.
1513
01:25:34,868 --> 01:25:35,999
What does it matter?
1514
01:25:35,999 --> 01:25:37,479
Do you think
that we wanted this?
1515
01:25:40,526 --> 01:25:41,614
Stop it!
1516
01:25:43,006 --> 01:25:44,704
All of you, just stop it.
1517
01:25:44,704 --> 01:25:47,533
I don't care.
I don't care anymore.
1518
01:25:47,533 --> 01:25:49,839
It's all just
so stupid, religion!
1519
01:25:49,839 --> 01:25:51,189
Just stop fighting!
1520
01:25:51,189 --> 01:25:53,495
I... I don't want a religion.
1521
01:25:53,495 --> 01:25:55,758
- I don't care. I don't care!
Margaret...
1522
01:25:56,977 --> 01:25:58,935
I don't even believe in God!
1523
01:26:07,248 --> 01:26:09,032
- Are you happy? Hmm?
1524
01:26:11,165 --> 01:26:13,211
- I'm so sorry. I did this.
- No, no, no. This is not...
1525
01:26:13,211 --> 01:26:14,690
- I am so sorry.
- No, this is not your fault.
1526
01:26:14,690 --> 01:26:17,563
This is not your fault.
Okay, this is not your fault.
1527
01:26:17,563 --> 01:26:20,305
No, that was everybody else.
That was not...
1528
01:26:20,305 --> 01:26:22,176
- Me.
- No, no, no.
1529
01:26:25,092 --> 01:26:26,659
"Dear Mr. Benedict,
1530
01:26:28,704 --> 01:26:32,665
"what I learned about religion
is that it makes people fight.
1531
01:26:35,145 --> 01:26:37,844
"That every religion
says the same thing.
1532
01:26:37,844 --> 01:26:40,803
"If you pray to God,
he'll listen to you,
1533
01:26:40,803 --> 01:26:42,631
"and help you,
and make things better.
1534
01:26:45,330 --> 01:26:47,810
"But I've prayed and prayed
1535
01:26:47,810 --> 01:26:50,465
"and everything
just gets worse."
1536
01:26:55,818 --> 01:26:57,429
Okay. We'll call you.
1537
01:27:00,083 --> 01:27:02,085
"I don't know
anymore, but I think...
1538
01:27:03,870 --> 01:27:05,915
"that maybe the truth is...
1539
01:27:09,005 --> 01:27:10,398
"there's nobody up there.
1540
01:27:13,575 --> 01:27:15,273
"There's nobody listening.
1541
01:27:19,146 --> 01:27:20,713
"There's only just...
1542
01:27:23,063 --> 01:27:24,194
"me.
1543
01:27:37,295 --> 01:27:40,472
"Sincerely, Margaret Simon."
1544
01:27:46,521 --> 01:27:47,566
Margaret.
1545
01:29:12,390 --> 01:29:14,696
Hey.
- Hey.
1546
01:29:14,696 --> 01:29:16,394
Wait. Come here.
1547
01:29:18,091 --> 01:29:20,006
I don't really
feel like talking.
1548
01:29:21,355 --> 01:29:22,791
Yeah. I don't either.
1549
01:29:24,750 --> 01:29:29,755
But, um, I do want to say
sorry for how things went.
1550
01:29:32,366 --> 01:29:36,326
And I know that this past year
has not been easy.
1551
01:29:41,636 --> 01:29:43,333
Want to just sit for a minute?
1552
01:29:58,044 --> 01:30:01,308
Mmm, yeah. Good idea.
1553
01:30:13,973 --> 01:30:17,411
It gets tiring trying so hard
all the time, doesn't it?
1554
01:30:19,457 --> 01:30:20,501
Yeah.
1555
01:30:56,015 --> 01:30:59,584
- One, two, three. Cheese!
Cheese!
1556
01:30:59,584 --> 01:31:03,283
- Junior High! Whoo!
1557
01:31:03,283 --> 01:31:05,894
Come on, everybody.
Margaret, come on!
1558
01:31:10,769 --> 01:31:11,726
Hey.
1559
01:31:14,337 --> 01:31:15,469
Thanks, Mr. Benedict.
1560
01:31:16,514 --> 01:31:18,733
You're a really good teacher.
1561
01:31:18,733 --> 01:31:20,779
Well, I wouldn't say all that.
You know,
1562
01:31:20,779 --> 01:31:23,216
still trying to iron out
some of the kinks.
1563
01:31:23,216 --> 01:31:24,913
No, you were really good.
1564
01:31:26,828 --> 01:31:28,047
I'm glad you felt that way.
1565
01:31:45,804 --> 01:31:46,761
Hey.
1566
01:31:49,895 --> 01:31:51,200
Do you want to come dance?
1567
01:31:53,551 --> 01:31:54,682
Really?
1568
01:31:55,640 --> 01:31:56,597
Yeah.
1569
01:32:09,915 --> 01:32:11,351
Yes! I knew it!
1570
01:32:11,351 --> 01:32:12,787
You basically already won.
1571
01:32:12,787 --> 01:32:14,702
You've been going
for ages.
1572
01:32:14,702 --> 01:32:17,052
- Ages, Gretchen?
Can I please go?
1573
01:32:17,052 --> 01:32:19,054
Gretchen, quit
complaining all the time.
1574
01:32:20,012 --> 01:32:21,187
I'm not complaining.
1575
01:32:26,409 --> 01:32:27,585
Nancy.
1576
01:32:28,760 --> 01:32:29,935
Come on, please?
1577
01:32:35,984 --> 01:32:36,985
I got it!
1578
01:32:52,653 --> 01:32:54,960
Really nice work
on the shading, Daniel.
1579
01:32:54,960 --> 01:32:56,178
Thank you.
1580
01:32:56,178 --> 01:32:58,224
I think maybe you could
put a wash here
1581
01:32:58,224 --> 01:33:01,923
just to blend that, but I...
It's beautiful.
1582
01:33:07,755 --> 01:33:10,453
- Oh. Hey, Barbara!
- Jan!
1583
01:33:10,453 --> 01:33:12,717
It's so funny to see you.
I was just gonna call you.
1584
01:33:12,717 --> 01:33:14,457
- Oh.
- Can you believe it,
1585
01:33:14,457 --> 01:33:15,850
about the stars?
1586
01:33:15,850 --> 01:33:17,678
- Oh, I know.
- Jeez.
1587
01:33:17,678 --> 01:33:20,246
Well, I guess everything
is a fire hazard these days.
1588
01:33:21,726 --> 01:33:23,249
Anyway, um,
1589
01:33:23,249 --> 01:33:24,424
we're getting
committees together
1590
01:33:24,424 --> 01:33:25,773
over at the Junior High
1591
01:33:25,773 --> 01:33:27,296
and I can think of
at least three
1592
01:33:27,296 --> 01:33:29,037
that you'd be perfect for.
1593
01:33:29,037 --> 01:33:34,869
Oh, Jan, that sounds great
and I'd love to, but, um...
1594
01:33:36,958 --> 01:33:38,264
I don't want to.
1595
01:33:40,701 --> 01:33:42,834
But thank you for asking me.
1596
01:33:42,834 --> 01:33:45,314
- Yeah.
- And, uh...
1597
01:33:46,446 --> 01:33:48,100
- Have a good day!
- Okay.
1598
01:33:52,974 --> 01:33:54,541
I'm going to write you
so many letters.
1599
01:33:54,541 --> 01:33:57,022
So many letters,
the mailman's going to say,
1600
01:33:57,022 --> 01:33:59,067
"That's it! No more!"
1601
01:33:59,067 --> 01:34:00,852
Okay.
1602
01:34:00,852 --> 01:34:03,028
Oh. Have the best time, honey.
1603
01:34:03,028 --> 01:34:04,246
We'll see you
when you get back.
1604
01:34:04,246 --> 01:34:05,334
See you soon, sweetie.
1605
01:34:05,334 --> 01:34:06,727
- Have fun.
- Bye.
1606
01:34:06,727 --> 01:34:08,033
Love you. Bye!
1607
01:34:10,905 --> 01:34:13,255
- Okay. I think this is it.
- Got it?
1608
01:34:13,255 --> 01:34:14,996
- Then we just have to...
Wait, wait, wait.
1609
01:34:14,996 --> 01:34:16,302
- ...close it.
- Yeah.
1610
01:34:16,302 --> 01:34:18,130
- Camera, camera, camera.
Oh, wait.
1611
01:34:18,130 --> 01:34:19,609
- Yes.
All right.
1612
01:34:19,609 --> 01:34:21,742
Okay. Now, we just
have to close it.
1613
01:34:21,742 --> 01:34:23,222
Sides. Check the sides.
- Okay, got it?
1614
01:34:23,222 --> 01:34:24,614
Yeah, yeah. Step on it.
- Ready. Go.
1615
01:34:24,614 --> 01:34:27,008
- Oh, my God! Are you okay?
1616
01:34:27,008 --> 01:34:28,314
Whoo. Ah.
1617
01:34:28,314 --> 01:34:30,316
- Just kidding.
- Every time.
1618
01:34:30,316 --> 01:34:31,621
If it's there, I'll take it.
1619
01:34:31,621 --> 01:34:33,145
- Okay.
Good stuff.
There it is.
1620
01:34:33,145 --> 01:34:35,016
Almost like
we've done it before.
1621
01:34:35,016 --> 01:34:37,366
- Yeah.
1622
01:34:40,282 --> 01:34:41,501
Is it lawn day?
1623
01:34:43,372 --> 01:34:44,373
It is.
1624
01:34:47,028 --> 01:34:48,856
- We haven't paid him yet.
We haven't.
1625
01:34:48,856 --> 01:34:50,684
No. And if you wanted to go
into the kitchen
1626
01:34:50,684 --> 01:34:51,772
and grab it...
1627
01:34:53,295 --> 01:34:56,211
Yeah. Yeah. Sure.
1628
01:35:05,481 --> 01:35:06,831
Hey. Hey, Moose.
1629
01:35:09,616 --> 01:35:10,878
Here. Dad says thanks.
1630
01:35:10,878 --> 01:35:12,314
Oh, thank you. Yeah.
1631
01:35:12,314 --> 01:35:14,752
Uh, well, have a good summer.
1632
01:35:14,752 --> 01:35:16,362
I won't be seeing you
for a while.
1633
01:35:16,362 --> 01:35:18,103
Oh, where you going?
1634
01:35:18,103 --> 01:35:20,583
Camp. New Hampshire. Yeah.
1635
01:35:20,583 --> 01:35:22,411
- Oh.
- Leaving today.
1636
01:35:22,411 --> 01:35:23,717
Well, have fun.
1637
01:35:25,371 --> 01:35:26,372
Thanks.
1638
01:35:27,721 --> 01:35:29,244
And, uh, I don't know.
1639
01:35:29,244 --> 01:35:31,203
Maybe we can hang out
when you get back?
1640
01:35:32,465 --> 01:35:34,075
Re... Really?
1641
01:35:35,120 --> 01:35:36,121
Yeah.
1642
01:35:38,297 --> 01:35:40,342
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
1643
01:36:18,859 --> 01:36:20,165
Oh, my God.
1644
01:36:21,209 --> 01:36:22,776
Oh, my God.
1645
01:36:22,776 --> 01:36:24,430
Mom... Mom?
1646
01:36:25,605 --> 01:36:27,650
Mom! Mom!
1647
01:36:27,650 --> 01:36:29,696
What is it? What's wrong?
1648
01:36:29,696 --> 01:36:32,960
I got it.
I got my period.
1649
01:36:33,743 --> 01:36:34,919
What?
1650
01:36:38,270 --> 01:36:40,098
- I got it, right?
- Yeah!
1651
01:36:41,142 --> 01:36:43,623
- Yeah. Yes.
1652
01:36:43,623 --> 01:36:46,887
Oh, my God.
1653
01:36:51,544 --> 01:36:53,763
- I don't know why I'm crying.
1654
01:36:53,763 --> 01:36:56,027
Oh, my goodness. Wow.
1655
01:36:56,027 --> 01:36:58,246
- Are you okay? Yeah?
- I'm fine. I'm fine.
1656
01:36:58,246 --> 01:37:00,466
- You feel...
- Yep, I'm fine.
1657
01:37:00,466 --> 01:37:02,294
Do you have any cramping or...
1658
01:37:02,294 --> 01:37:04,252
- No. No, no, no. No, I'm fine.
- No?
1659
01:37:04,252 --> 01:37:05,775
I can't believe
this is happening to you.
1660
01:37:05,775 --> 01:37:06,951
I don't believe it either.
1661
01:37:06,951 --> 01:37:08,474
You're a woman!
1662
01:37:08,474 --> 01:37:09,736
I'm a woman!
1663
01:37:13,783 --> 01:37:15,655
Okay, um...
Get down to business.
1664
01:37:15,655 --> 01:37:16,743
- We need pads.
- Yeah.
1665
01:37:16,743 --> 01:37:17,962
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
1666
01:37:17,962 --> 01:37:19,267
I actually bought you some.
1667
01:37:19,267 --> 01:37:20,616
- Really?
- I was going to sneak them
1668
01:37:20,616 --> 01:37:22,662
into your trunk at camp,
you know, just in case.
1669
01:37:22,662 --> 01:37:24,446
But, okay. One sec.
1670
01:37:25,665 --> 01:37:26,796
Be right there.
1671
01:37:28,537 --> 01:37:29,712
Okay. So...
1672
01:37:31,149 --> 01:37:33,194
Um, this is how they work.
1673
01:37:33,194 --> 01:37:34,935
- So you just put...
- I know how to do it.
1674
01:37:34,935 --> 01:37:36,806
I've been practicing
in my room for two months.
1675
01:37:36,806 --> 01:37:40,375
- What?
- Yeah.
1676
01:37:40,375 --> 01:37:42,116
- You have? Oh, my...
- Yes. Yes.
1677
01:37:44,684 --> 01:37:46,033
All right.
1678
01:37:46,033 --> 01:37:48,906
Well, then, you're, um...
You don't need me.
1679
01:37:51,343 --> 01:37:52,692
Yeah.
1680
01:37:52,692 --> 01:37:54,563
I'll be right out here. Okay.
1681
01:38:31,557 --> 01:38:33,167
Are you
still there, God?
1682
01:38:33,994 --> 01:38:35,822
It's me, Margaret.
1683
01:38:37,824 --> 01:38:38,912
Thanks.
1684
01:38:39,652 --> 01:38:41,132
Thanks an awful lot.