1 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:18,120 The most sophisticated internet site in the business of selling hard drugs. 2 00:00:25,199 --> 00:00:28,320 With his computer he achieved every drug dealer's dream. 3 00:00:28,399 --> 00:00:30,000 Purchases are made using Bitcoins. 4 00:00:30,079 --> 00:00:33,799 If they don't make any dumb mistakes, we have no chance of finding them. 5 00:00:44,079 --> 00:00:46,119 He's not afraid  of the consequences or the police. 6 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:49,600 He's an online superstar, and he can't talk to anyone about it. 7 00:00:49,679 --> 00:00:50,840 Not a role model, but an icon! 8 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:54,359 He's definitely trying to get rich. 9 00:00:54,439 --> 00:00:57,560 But for him, it's also about achieving something great. 10 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,679 Something that will change the world. 11 00:00:59,759 --> 00:01:03,320 He's just becoming the icon of a generation. 12 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:09,200 A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES 13 00:01:18,439 --> 00:01:20,719 The icon of an entire generation. 14 00:01:21,079 --> 00:01:23,840 We had one million euro, at seventeen. 15 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:27,000 Three hundred thousand each. 16 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:30,400 Yeah, and then... 17 00:01:31,159 --> 00:01:32,079 we stopped. 18 00:01:32,159 --> 00:01:33,159 That's it. 19 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:34,439 End of story. 20 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:42,480 Ah no, stop. 21 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:44,840 Now it's coming back to me. 22 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:47,599 That's not how it went at all. 23 00:01:55,879 --> 00:01:59,719 To our first million and getting out  of international drug trafficking! 24 00:01:59,799 --> 00:02:01,760 Bitcoin is really volatile, you know. 25 00:02:02,159 --> 00:02:05,200 We have 141. Strictly speaking, we only have about... 26 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:08,319 €994,000. 27 00:02:12,479 --> 00:02:15,199 -Okay, then. -2002? It's older than I am. 28 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:16,759 How much did this cost? 29 00:02:17,439 --> 00:02:18,479 Moritz! 30 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:25,400 Why are we even here? 31 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:30,120 To celebrate our first million and getting out of international-- 32 00:02:30,199 --> 00:02:31,960 Yeah I know, but why are we here? 33 00:02:32,439 --> 00:02:33,319 At a fucking... 34 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:34,560 indoor ski resort? 35 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:38,840 Welcome! 36 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,120 -Lenny and I... -I had the idea. 37 00:02:42,199 --> 00:02:43,800 At home. Alone. Yesterday. 38 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:46,560 I love mountains. 39 00:02:48,159 --> 00:02:49,759 Sure, mountains are your thing. 40 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:52,039 Mountains and staircases. 41 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,800 Dan and I met up yesterday, sorry. 42 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:59,120 No one will bother us. I've never heard of anyone coming here. 43 00:02:59,199 --> 00:03:01,560 Because it's embarrassing. Ever heard of a carbon footprint? 44 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:04,039 At least we bothered while you and your girlfriend... 45 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:06,319 Stop! You know the rule! Work-life balance. 46 00:03:06,879 --> 00:03:09,000 No relationship talk at business meetings. 47 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:10,840 No one's interested in your relationship. 48 00:03:10,919 --> 00:03:13,680 Okay, guys. This brings us to agenda item two. 49 00:03:13,759 --> 00:03:16,000 -What was item one? -Celebrating the million. 50 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:19,240 Can we please just focus on the end of MyDrugs? 51 00:03:19,879 --> 00:03:20,719 Right. 52 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:24,360 "List of ideas of what to do with my third of the MyDrugs cash after MyDrugs ends." 53 00:03:24,439 --> 00:03:26,960 Maybe you shouldn't write "MyDrugs" in your Notes app. 54 00:03:27,039 --> 00:03:28,000 Twice. 55 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:31,000 Besides, I still think it's lame to make a list. 56 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:32,919 Yeah, because you have no ideas. 57 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,879 Or don't you want to get out, Moritz? 58 00:03:37,599 --> 00:03:38,879 Of course I have ideas. 59 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:41,879 But I still don't understand why he should get a third. 60 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:43,159 We talked about this. 61 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:47,759 The shipping alone. Two people  can't handle 400 orders a week. 62 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:49,960 Dan's your employee. What more do you want? 63 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:52,479 Be real for a sec. We're 17 years old. 64 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:54,400 What do you even need the money for? 65 00:03:54,719 --> 00:03:57,319 -Dan's also stronger than you, Mo. -Fuck off, Tobi! 66 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:59,120 We all have dirt on each other. 67 00:03:59,719 --> 00:04:01,560 Let's just split it evenly before he screws up. 68 00:04:01,639 --> 00:04:04,599 And we need someone blonde in the group anyway. You know? 69 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:06,000 Diversity and stuff. 70 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:10,639 So. Fuck the lists. 71 00:04:10,719 --> 00:04:13,520 Tomorrow you're going to Rotterdam to tell the Dutch we're finished. 72 00:04:13,599 --> 00:04:15,159 It costs €350? 73 00:04:15,639 --> 00:04:17,240 What? It's that cheap online? 74 00:04:17,319 --> 00:04:18,160 Huh? 75 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:22,240 And how are you going to pay for it? 76 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,519 I got myself one of these. 77 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:26,879 I figured, for my Bitcoins... 78 00:04:26,959 --> 00:04:29,279 Lenny, please tell me his name's not on it. 79 00:04:29,399 --> 00:04:32,120 -Your name is Daniel "Pirmin" Riffert? -Pirmin. 80 00:04:32,199 --> 00:04:33,680 You are so fucking stupid. 81 00:04:33,759 --> 00:04:35,879 You have no clue how Bitcoins work, do you? 82 00:04:35,959 --> 00:04:36,879 Pirmin? 83 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:41,079 You know that this traces every MyDrugs transaction back to your name? 84 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:43,639 Lenny, when was the last time you used a coin mixer? 85 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:45,240 The day before yesterday or so... 86 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:46,519 Don't worry about it. 87 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:48,000 I'm the CTO. I'll take care of it. 88 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:49,199 -Sorry. -It's okay. 89 00:04:51,279 --> 00:04:54,279 You guys know that this isn't over, even if we stop, right? 90 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:57,160 We can't just drive up in a Lamborghini Aventador-whatever 91 00:04:57,240 --> 00:05:00,399 to the teachers' parking lot and say we earned it selling newspapers. 92 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:02,839 A little concentration and discretion, Daniel! 93 00:05:04,439 --> 00:05:05,279 Dan! 94 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:07,319 Hey! 95 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:10,720 -What are you doing here? -I could ask you the same thing. 96 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:13,240 -Hey, mate. -What is this, volunteer work? 97 00:05:13,319 --> 00:05:15,759 Or are these the losers who are programming your fitness app? 98 00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:18,959 Exactly! And the best part  is you can mock them to their faces 99 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:21,000 because they only speak HTML. 100 00:05:21,079 --> 00:05:22,360 Gentleman, mate. 101 00:05:22,839 --> 00:05:25,279 We're all going to the après-ski bar. Wanna come? 102 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:27,079 Yeah! Lemme just tell these guys. 103 00:05:27,439 --> 00:05:28,959 One one. Zero. One. 104 00:05:31,319 --> 00:05:32,319 Come on. 105 00:05:33,399 --> 00:05:34,240 Yeah! 106 00:05:40,759 --> 00:05:44,680 Daniel. Fucking. Pirmin. Fucking. Riffert. 107 00:05:45,519 --> 00:05:49,079 Before you get the idea that Daniel was just as important for MyDrugs 108 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:50,120 as Lenny and me... 109 00:05:52,639 --> 00:05:53,480 No. 110 00:05:57,079 --> 00:06:00,079 He is to MyDrugs what Hawkeye is to the Avengers. 111 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,879 It would work just as well without him, but at some point he showed up, 112 00:06:02,959 --> 00:06:05,120 and it's been hard to get rid of him since. 113 00:06:05,519 --> 00:06:06,600 And that's fine. 114 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:09,920 This way the CEO can focus  on the really important things. 115 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:18,600 Fucking moron. 116 00:06:21,879 --> 00:06:23,759 You're still going through with that? 117 00:06:23,839 --> 00:06:26,680 No relationship talk at business meetings. 118 00:06:26,759 --> 00:06:30,360 Sending a stranger from the internet pictures of a guy with a BMI of 18, 119 00:06:30,439 --> 00:06:34,439 and obviously, an IQ of 18 as well, isn't exactly a relationship. 120 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:37,759 But it's okay to stalk your girlfriend's GPS location? 121 00:06:37,839 --> 00:06:39,879 I do that to protect her from MyDrugs. 122 00:06:41,199 --> 00:06:44,439 And what protects MyDrugs from her always knowing where you are? 123 00:06:44,519 --> 00:06:47,519 And the fact that you bang centimeters above kilos of drugs? 124 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,279 Well, first... 125 00:06:49,759 --> 00:06:52,240 I get this alarm whenever Lisa is near our head office. 126 00:06:52,319 --> 00:06:53,879 -And second... -You never bang? 127 00:06:54,639 --> 00:06:56,319 We never hang out at my house. 128 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:01,120 At least my girlfriend's not a suspicious stranger from Discord, 129 00:07:01,199 --> 00:07:04,079 who for all we know might be a chatbot! 130 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:08,680 I don't think it's gonna last much longer anyway. 131 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:12,199 -She thinks I'm being distant and... -Really? 132 00:07:12,279 --> 00:07:14,040 Who are you being distant to? 133 00:07:16,279 --> 00:07:18,879 You know I just do  that so we don't blow our cover? 134 00:07:21,839 --> 00:07:22,680 Okay. 135 00:07:24,199 --> 00:07:25,759 So, what did you talk about? 136 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,079 Private matter between Lenny and me. 137 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:29,920 Nerd stuff. 138 00:07:30,199 --> 00:07:31,920 One. Zero zero. One. 139 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:35,519 It's about a girl from Discord. She's always writing to me. 140 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:39,240 Well, she's wanted to meet up for a while, but... 141 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:41,040 I'm totally ghosting her. 142 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:47,000 What are you doing? It's locked. 143 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:48,480 Yeah, and? 144 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:53,319 -No! Wait a sec! What are you doing? -Getting you a date. 145 00:07:53,399 --> 00:07:54,759 Don't scroll up. There's... 146 00:07:54,839 --> 00:07:57,560 -There's pictures of my dick! -Why didn't you say so? 147 00:07:58,279 --> 00:08:01,680 Oh, God, with MyDrugs finished, you really need something new to do. 148 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:07,680 Fuck! She's typing. 149 00:08:10,199 --> 00:08:13,160 -What have you done? -Lenny's meeting a girl who likes him. 150 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:16,040 -What's the fucking problem? -You're the fucking problem! 151 00:08:16,519 --> 00:08:18,040 Hey, just cancel it. Okay? 152 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,399 -Say you have diarrhea! -Okay. 153 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:21,560 Do not cancel it. 154 00:08:21,639 --> 00:08:23,959 -You have great digestion. -You think so? 155 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:26,160 You guys figure this out, okay? 156 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:30,600 I have to go. Work-life balance. So we don't blow our cover. 157 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:34,559 -See you tomorrow. -What do you mean tomorrow? 158 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:38,240 -You're going to Rotterdam to tell them-- -Yeah. I'll handle it. 159 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:39,639 €437.40. 160 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:46,200 Can I still pay with this just once? 161 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,080 I mean, one ride down on a sled 162 00:08:49,159 --> 00:08:52,360 does the same for your carbon footprint as a flight to Bali does. 163 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:53,480 It's absurd. 164 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:57,039 Typical symptom  of a structurally weak region. 165 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:01,480 Imagine you're investing in a ski hall. Where would you build it? 166 00:09:01,559 --> 00:09:03,240 In a place where there's nothing? 167 00:09:03,799 --> 00:09:05,679 Right. Not even a fucking hill. 168 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:09,240 Fucking Rinseln. 169 00:09:09,879 --> 00:09:11,240 Just so it's clear, 170 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:14,200 in case anyone thought I was in a relationship with Gerda, 171 00:09:14,279 --> 00:09:15,399 we had one date. 172 00:09:18,159 --> 00:09:20,519 I think we were both looking for something else. 173 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:25,279 Of course, it's not always easy to balance private and professional life. 174 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:27,600 The only chance you have  is to strictly separate them. 175 00:09:28,039 --> 00:09:31,879 Everything before 6 p.m. is for MyDrugs, well, and a bit of school. 176 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:34,360 And everything after 6 p.m. is for Lisa. 177 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:36,759 The one can't have anything to do with the other. 178 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:38,240 No overlapping... 179 00:09:38,799 --> 00:09:39,639 Ever. 180 00:09:40,039 --> 00:09:42,919 I read an article yesterday that made me think of you. 181 00:09:44,519 --> 00:09:45,679 Here. About... 182 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:47,399 MyDrugs. 183 00:09:48,519 --> 00:09:50,559 It's the shop that Gerda ordered from. 184 00:09:50,639 --> 00:09:52,399 Like Amazon, but for drugs. 185 00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:55,039 You've heard about this, right? 186 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:57,879 He's some young start-up geek too. A super weird story. 187 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:00,919 He even talks a little like you. Wait, here for example... 188 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,159 I mean, he's probably a fucking genius. 189 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:13,200 But he could've invented something useful. 190 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:15,320 He can't look anyone in the eye. 191 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,559 Yeah, but the site's usability does look impressive. 192 00:10:21,919 --> 00:10:22,759 What? 193 00:10:23,799 --> 00:10:26,320 "But the site's usability does look impressive!" 194 00:10:26,399 --> 00:10:27,840 It's not a bad idea. 195 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:30,200 You can get drugs without the internet. 196 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:34,080 But on the internet, at least you don't get stabbed by a junkie. 197 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:38,799 No! Don't die! 198 00:10:45,799 --> 00:10:46,879 Not now! 199 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:51,480 Everything okay? 200 00:10:51,559 --> 00:10:54,519 About tomorrow, I might not be able to make it... 201 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,639 by six, because of MyTems. 202 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:58,840 Not a big deal. 203 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:01,879 I'll just come to your place and wait for you. 204 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:12,240 We haven't been there in ages. 205 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:16,279 And I really don't have any problem with the size of your... 206 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:17,200 room! 207 00:11:17,639 --> 00:11:18,840 We won't be at my place. 208 00:11:20,919 --> 00:11:21,919 Tomorrow's not good. 209 00:11:23,799 --> 00:11:26,120 At six my dad's new girlfriend is coming. 210 00:11:26,559 --> 00:11:29,919 If you're there, at least I won't have to listen to them fuck alone. 211 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:33,559 I need you! 212 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:42,399 If your work-life balance tips too much in one direction, 213 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,679 you have to ask yourself two things: 214 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,960 First, are both sides still important to you? 215 00:11:51,519 --> 00:11:55,639 And second, how far are you willing to go to balance them out again? 216 00:12:18,679 --> 00:12:23,200 ...no longer fulfill my role and responsibilities as CEO. 217 00:12:23,279 --> 00:12:25,679 Unfortunately, this day has come now. 218 00:12:25,759 --> 00:12:32,279 With a heavy heart, I need to inform you that we won't continue with MyXXX. 219 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:35,639 I have always said  that if the day ever came 220 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:38,720 when I could no longer fulfill my role and responsibilities... 221 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,840 Oh... I'm so fucked because of Kira. No idea what I should do. 222 00:12:42,919 --> 00:12:45,039 Either I cancel her and lose her forever, 223 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:47,639 or I tell her the truth and lose her forever. 224 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:12,679 ...when I could no longer fulfill my role and responsibilities as CEO... 225 00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:13,720 M1000? 226 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:15,320 Good alias. 227 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:18,720 Thanks. 228 00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:20,120 You really are a... 229 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:24,639 How do you say it in German? A genius? 230 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:26,679 Can you say that? 231 00:13:26,759 --> 00:13:27,960 Yeah, you can say that. 232 00:13:28,639 --> 00:13:29,559 In German, I mean. 233 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:32,840 I mean, I think that was the word you were looking for. 234 00:13:35,799 --> 00:13:36,840 Mia. 235 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:38,559 M1000. 236 00:13:38,639 --> 00:13:43,120 Everyone here knows your name is Moritz. You're kind of a celebrity. 237 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:59,840 -In case you'll be here more often. -Is this the WiFi password? 238 00:14:11,279 --> 00:14:12,159 Moritz! 239 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:15,320 Fifty-seven. 240 00:14:15,399 --> 00:14:16,279 Fifty-eight. 241 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:17,960 Hey! Answer the door! 242 00:14:18,039 --> 00:14:20,320 It's just one of your stupid friends anyway. 243 00:14:20,799 --> 00:14:22,720 Hello? Who is it? 244 00:14:22,799 --> 00:14:24,360 Yeah, it's Lenny. I'm here for Dan. 245 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:26,240 You see? I was right! 246 00:14:32,679 --> 00:14:33,519 Hi. 247 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,080 Spit it out. It can't be that bad. 248 00:14:46,159 --> 00:14:47,000 I... 249 00:14:58,120 --> 00:14:59,320 You like me, don't you? 250 00:15:01,759 --> 00:15:02,919 I knew it. 251 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,600 What? What do you mean, you knew it? 252 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:08,440 Well, you're constantly sneaking photos of me, 253 00:15:08,519 --> 00:15:10,360 you've never had a girlfriend and... 254 00:15:10,799 --> 00:15:12,080 And your taste in films. 255 00:15:12,159 --> 00:15:14,519 Huh? What do you have against my taste in films? 256 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:19,039 For the last time, Call Me By Your Name is an amazing film! 257 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,960 Never mind if you're... Oh, fuck it. 258 00:15:23,399 --> 00:15:25,240 I did want to talk about the photos. 259 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:31,759 The girl you set me up with... I sent her a picture of you. 260 00:15:33,159 --> 00:15:35,480 And since I wanted to keep chatting with her... 261 00:15:35,799 --> 00:15:37,360 I sent her a few more. 262 00:15:38,679 --> 00:15:39,639 Like six... 263 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:42,200 ty. 264 00:15:42,759 --> 00:15:44,799 And now she thinks I'm you. 265 00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:54,159 That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 266 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:56,159 It's catfishing. People online do it. 267 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:58,120 -There's even a word for it? -And a subreddit. 268 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:02,759 Hey. If you want my advice... Just go there and tell her the truth. 269 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,480 She's writing to you. 270 00:16:05,159 --> 00:16:07,960 She likes you for who you are, not what you look like. 271 00:16:08,039 --> 00:16:10,240 Trust me, it happens to me all the time. 272 00:16:11,279 --> 00:16:13,120 Dan, this isn't a fucking fairytale. 273 00:16:14,159 --> 00:16:16,279 Think about it. Who would want to date me? 274 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:20,840 A guy in a wheelchair with a fat arse and a tumor above it. 275 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,159 I know you don't understand. But... 276 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:28,960 For me... 277 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,799 it's enough to write to her. 278 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,840 I thought, if you'd just go there for me, then... 279 00:16:37,519 --> 00:16:39,000 Fine, I'll help you. 280 00:16:39,879 --> 00:16:42,240 -Really? -Yeah, I think it's a dumb idea but... 281 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:43,559 Fuck it! 282 00:16:43,639 --> 00:16:44,480 Thanks, man! 283 00:16:45,159 --> 00:16:46,919 I can't wait to finally see her. 284 00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:48,879 -What? -You're coming with me? 285 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:50,399 -Yes! -Isn't that mega creepy? 286 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,679 -I'll sit nearby. Do you have a pen? -So creepy! 287 00:16:52,759 --> 00:16:56,000 Without some nerd knowledge you'll never survive the date. 288 00:16:57,360 --> 00:17:00,320 Right, best game of the year. Write this down! 289 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:02,720 Best game of the year: God of War. 290 00:17:02,799 --> 00:17:04,279 Why? It's simply perfect. 291 00:17:04,359 --> 00:17:06,160 Biggest disappointment: Fallout 76. 292 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:08,000 Why? Utter bullshit. 293 00:17:08,079 --> 00:17:10,680 The thing is full of bugs. No idea what they were thinking. 294 00:17:10,759 --> 00:17:12,240 It looks like it's ten years old. 295 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:14,559 Could we stop by the barber's first? 296 00:17:15,359 --> 00:17:16,799 She prefers your hair short. 297 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,599 And if I were you, I'd shower, too. 298 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,400 Come on, we don't have forever. 299 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:23,680 Death Stranding: masterpiece. 300 00:17:23,759 --> 00:17:25,240 Left Alive: atrocious. 301 00:17:25,319 --> 00:17:26,960 The Outer Worlds: unfathomable. 302 00:17:27,039 --> 00:17:29,440 Anthem: I still can't believe how bad that was. 303 00:17:29,759 --> 00:17:33,160 We are very excited about how our collaboration has developed. 304 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:35,480 And it has enormous potential. 305 00:17:35,759 --> 00:17:36,759 Cheers. 306 00:17:39,119 --> 00:17:40,000 Cheers. 307 00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:46,079 But what did you actually want to discuss with us? 308 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:48,559 I, um... 309 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:55,839 Excuse me? 310 00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:01,519 I have a question. 311 00:18:02,599 --> 00:18:04,079 What would happen, if... 312 00:18:05,119 --> 00:18:10,480 if we, let's say, didn't want to continue working... 313 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:12,799 on MyDrugs? 314 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:18,839 Would that actually be a... big problem? 315 00:18:23,599 --> 00:18:25,680 In Holland, we have a saying, you know? 316 00:18:31,039 --> 00:18:32,720 That means something like... 317 00:18:33,319 --> 00:18:36,279 You can't force the horse... 318 00:18:36,359 --> 00:18:39,480 Yeah, you can pull the horse to the water... 319 00:18:39,559 --> 00:18:41,599 But you can't force it to drown. 320 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,400 Not drown. Drink! 321 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:46,519 It's drink. Force it to drink. 322 00:18:46,599 --> 00:18:49,519 Force it to swallow. You can't force the horse to swallow. 323 00:18:49,599 --> 00:18:52,440 -Swallow. That's not... -Paard means swallow. 324 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:57,079 Okay, whatever. 325 00:18:59,279 --> 00:19:01,319 You can get out any time. 326 00:19:01,799 --> 00:19:02,640 Any time. 327 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:05,240 But we would continue with MyDrugs. 328 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:09,640 -That would be in your interest, no? -Is that why you're here today? 329 00:19:17,839 --> 00:19:18,720 I am... 330 00:19:20,079 --> 00:19:21,519 I'm here today to... 331 00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:30,480 I'm here today to discuss our future. 332 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:37,319 I have a few ideas about our customer development. 333 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,759 And I analyzed our user data. 334 00:19:39,839 --> 00:19:43,000 And we still have great growth potential among 16-20 year olds. 335 00:19:43,079 --> 00:19:46,519 Looking at our vanity metrics, our engagement rate will clearly improve. 336 00:19:46,599 --> 00:19:47,960 Maybe a loyalty program... 337 00:19:48,039 --> 00:19:50,319 Subscriptions... Referrals... A seal of quality... 338 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,039 The same with gender demographics... 339 00:19:52,119 --> 00:19:53,599 I think we need to reach out more. 340 00:19:54,039 --> 00:19:56,359 "Girls Day..." on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter. 341 00:19:57,759 --> 00:19:59,720 With our growth rate and the ideas I have, 342 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:04,440 in max two years, we could become the world's largest ecstasy supplier. 343 00:20:11,799 --> 00:20:14,599 I have to get going. I have another important meeting. 344 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,799 I can drive you, if you want. 345 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:21,000 Yeah! Thanks. 346 00:20:29,599 --> 00:20:31,960 Hey. I'm not putting on your chemistry T-shirt. 347 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,160 -That's physics. -Whatever! 348 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:36,680 What's wrong with my shirt? It's my dating shirt! 349 00:20:36,759 --> 00:20:38,039 I don't know. It looks... 350 00:20:39,079 --> 00:20:40,160 spongy. 351 00:20:41,519 --> 00:20:42,519 What the fuck? 352 00:20:43,279 --> 00:20:45,599 Just go inside! If she sees us, we're screwed anyway. 353 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,119 Yeah. 354 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:22,920 Lenny! 355 00:21:24,319 --> 00:21:25,160 Hey, Kira! 356 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,400 So I didn't fall for a chatbot after all! 357 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:30,839 Crazy! 358 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:33,839 This is the first time in internet history 359 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:36,880 that someone looks better in real life than in their photos. 360 00:21:47,559 --> 00:21:49,079 And what were you up to today? 361 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,759 I gamed, you know. 362 00:21:51,319 --> 00:21:52,720 But not on Discord. 363 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:56,000 Nah, you don't always have to... Right? 364 00:21:56,079 --> 00:21:57,240 So what did you play? 365 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:04,440 Well, definitely not God of War, right? 366 00:22:06,039 --> 00:22:06,880 Why not? 367 00:22:09,319 --> 00:22:11,920 It's full of bugs. Can we order at the table? 368 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:13,079 Excuse me! 369 00:22:14,839 --> 00:22:16,160 Am I making you nervous? 370 00:22:16,799 --> 00:22:17,759 No! 371 00:22:19,759 --> 00:22:20,640 Why? 372 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:24,559 Because you look like I just started dissing your beloved vi again. 373 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:25,480 Hm? 374 00:22:28,839 --> 00:22:29,680 My vi... 375 00:22:31,519 --> 00:22:33,079 No way! I mean, you can't... 376 00:22:33,279 --> 00:22:35,839 Come on. You can't just... my vi? 377 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,160 Is everything okay? 378 00:22:37,599 --> 00:22:38,599 I'll get us drinks. 379 00:22:39,839 --> 00:22:41,880 Hey, Lenny! What is this? 380 00:22:42,599 --> 00:22:43,440 Come back here. 381 00:22:56,279 --> 00:22:58,279 You have to ask me what I want to drink. 382 00:22:59,079 --> 00:23:01,400 -Cherry-banana juice, please. -Coming right up! 383 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:05,319 That's how women react to me. Should I... 384 00:23:05,599 --> 00:23:06,799 Should I abort? 385 00:23:29,799 --> 00:23:31,160 Lenny! 386 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:34,160 Are you gonna come over so we can start with the real date? 387 00:23:36,319 --> 00:23:37,160 Are you coming? 388 00:23:52,559 --> 00:23:55,720 If you keep it up, you'll have one of these in your garage soon. 389 00:23:55,799 --> 00:23:57,720 Sure. A sixth-former with a Tesla. 390 00:23:58,079 --> 00:24:00,440 -Real subtle. -That's why we have the soda. 391 00:24:00,519 --> 00:24:03,200 That way no one's surprised that I drive a car like this. 392 00:24:03,279 --> 00:24:04,960 You guys need one, too. 393 00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:06,559 A fake business. 394 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:09,200 Next time you come, present us with an idea for one. 395 00:24:09,279 --> 00:24:12,160 And if we don't like it, then we'll kill you. 396 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:23,119 And if you can't think of any, we have a few ideas to fall back on. 397 00:24:24,599 --> 00:24:26,279 Yeah, we'll figure something out. 398 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,079 Could we maybe drive a little faster? 399 00:24:46,519 --> 00:24:47,920 I'm really in kind of a hurry. 400 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:51,200 If I go any faster, the battery won't last for the drive back. 401 00:25:14,519 --> 00:25:16,400 -What are you doing? -I'm only at five percent. 402 00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:18,240 No! It sucks way too much energy. 403 00:25:18,319 --> 00:25:19,400 Take it out. 404 00:25:22,759 --> 00:25:24,240 Two percent less. 405 00:25:25,799 --> 00:25:26,640 Thanks a lot. 406 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:34,279 -Yeah, but I didn't tell you my full name. -But you said where you live. 407 00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:38,960 I just put in "Lennard" and "Rinseln"... 408 00:25:39,039 --> 00:25:42,200 and hoped you wouldn't be a fifty-year-old undertaker. 409 00:25:44,519 --> 00:25:45,799 He's actually quite cute. 410 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,960 The woman's smarter than you, my friend. 411 00:25:48,039 --> 00:25:52,799 As if I could've kept up with this, with "vi" and whatever. 412 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:54,640 Really? Editors? On our first date? 413 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,640 Yeah! Until you finally get it. 414 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,400 Vi has only two modes: "beep non-stop" and "break everything." 415 00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:01,480 Oh, EMacs is way better. 416 00:26:01,559 --> 00:26:03,519 Until your hands fall off from all the shortcuts. 417 00:26:03,599 --> 00:26:07,440 You should be glad you're so cute. Usually, I don't even talk to vi users. 418 00:26:07,519 --> 00:26:09,480 Okay, you freaks, I'll leave you to it. 419 00:26:09,559 --> 00:26:11,720 Pick you up in two hours? I saw a McFit back there. 420 00:26:11,799 --> 00:26:13,240 Better make it three? 421 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,400 Cool, then I'll go to Vapiano, too. 422 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:18,519 -Do I get a kiss goodbye? -Nah. That really took a lot out of me. 423 00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:20,200 Have fun! 424 00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:30,839 Ah, this is a nice area. 425 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:34,160 -Doesn't your girlfriend live around here? -Uh... no. 426 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:36,079 Oh! 427 00:26:37,759 --> 00:26:39,559 You wanted to expand, right? 428 00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:41,400 Compliments from the chef. 429 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,680 Two birds, one stone. 430 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:25,480 Can I help you? 431 00:27:29,599 --> 00:27:31,240 I'm Moritz, Lisa's boyfriend. 432 00:27:31,759 --> 00:27:32,920 I can vouch for him. 433 00:27:33,559 --> 00:27:34,400 Come in, Mo. 434 00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,200 "Oh my stud... 435 00:27:40,279 --> 00:27:41,720 I dreamed about you! 436 00:27:42,519 --> 00:27:44,960 I wanted to touch myself all day." 437 00:27:49,839 --> 00:27:51,200 "What did you dream?" 438 00:27:51,279 --> 00:27:53,359 "What do you think I dreamed of?" 439 00:27:56,279 --> 00:27:57,599 "You tell me." 440 00:27:58,319 --> 00:27:59,240 "Well first... 441 00:27:59,319 --> 00:28:00,599 we went shopping... 442 00:28:01,519 --> 00:28:04,319 and on the escalator, you touched me between my legs. 443 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,400 Then I was standing in the cereal section and..." 444 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,319 Oh, it's boring. Go to page four. 445 00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:11,319 -Where did you get this? -His phone was on the kitchen table. 446 00:28:11,599 --> 00:28:12,799 Okay, go. Page four. 447 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,480 -"We need eggs and..." -Mo, the part after that. 448 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,160 What he wrote. 449 00:28:19,759 --> 00:28:20,599 Moritz? 450 00:28:23,319 --> 00:28:26,119 -Forget it. I'm not reading it. -Do it! 451 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,599 Okay. "I'd lick you senseless." 452 00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:32,599 "Oh, yes, lick me, Superman. I want to come so bad." 453 00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:35,920 It's worse than Jeff Bezos's sexts with that Fox host. 454 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:37,920 Oh, boy. 455 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,000 This sucks. 456 00:28:43,759 --> 00:28:49,039 You wait your whole life to grow up and get all this chaos out of your brain. 457 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,920 Only to find out that you're gonna get even crazier. 458 00:28:57,839 --> 00:29:00,400 Do you ever wish none of it happened? 459 00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,759 -Hm? -The divorce and all. 460 00:29:03,799 --> 00:29:06,000 What am I supposed to do? Run away? 461 00:29:10,279 --> 00:29:12,200 I can't believe how you deal with it. 462 00:29:13,359 --> 00:29:17,759 I mean, how strong you are to be able to handle it all. 463 00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:21,160 All this shit at home and school, too... 464 00:29:21,559 --> 00:29:25,319 Sometimes I think about how it's all becoming too much for me, and I... 465 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,039 I don't know. 466 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,920 I'd understand if you just got out of here. 467 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:36,240 But not too far away. 468 00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:51,119 I love the dreamers 469 00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,160 The ghosts of new beginnings 470 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:57,359 Who recognize seeds everywhere 471 00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:02,240 Who don't take failures too seriously 472 00:30:04,119 --> 00:30:07,119 And always name the good 473 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:12,839 Not those who claim to know the future from A to Z 474 00:30:14,279 --> 00:30:17,279 Who view enthusiasm as naiveté 475 00:30:19,519 --> 00:30:21,640 Who wrap up their old fears 476 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:25,240 Disguised as advice 477 00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:27,279 And smack you with them 478 00:30:29,119 --> 00:30:32,839 I owe life the glow in my eyes 479 00:30:34,599 --> 00:30:36,680 When will you shine? 480 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:42,440 I love the ones who try out ideas 481 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:43,759 Morning. 482 00:30:44,039 --> 00:30:46,160 Who cheat experience 483 00:30:49,039 --> 00:30:51,799 Who wiggle through failures and hold on 484 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,400 And whose eyes shine 485 00:30:55,599 --> 00:30:56,640 When they ask 486 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:02,400 I owe life the glow in my eyes 487 00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:06,240 When will you shine? 488 00:31:09,799 --> 00:31:11,519 They'll kill us if we get out now. 489 00:31:17,599 --> 00:31:18,960 They said that? 490 00:31:20,359 --> 00:31:21,240 Word for word. 491 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:25,680 I have to work for them for the rest of my life? 492 00:31:25,759 --> 00:31:27,119 And not even get paid, 493 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:29,960 because it's too complicated to convert Bitcoins into cash? 494 00:31:30,039 --> 00:31:30,880 Fuck my life! 495 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:32,079 What do we do now? 496 00:31:33,039 --> 00:31:35,240 They said, only until we've got five million. 497 00:31:39,519 --> 00:31:40,920 Now you tell us that? 498 00:31:41,519 --> 00:31:43,279 Well, five each.  Fifteen in total. 499 00:31:49,039 --> 00:31:51,279 Guys, I did the math. If we... 500 00:31:52,279 --> 00:31:54,839 If we expand and implement some of my new ideas, 501 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:56,960 we'll easily get there by graduation. 502 00:32:00,079 --> 00:32:02,119 The Dutch had another condition. 503 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,640 They want us to come up with a fake business. 504 00:32:06,799 --> 00:32:07,880 To launder the money. 505 00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:10,880 So we can spend some, too. 506 00:32:37,799 --> 00:32:39,480 I really didn't want this. 507 00:32:42,119 --> 00:32:42,960 Hey. 508 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,440 Hey, Mo! Mo? 509 00:32:45,799 --> 00:32:46,640 Yeah? 510 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:47,680 We're a team, okay? 511 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,119 -We're a team, okay? -Yeah. 512 00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,240 Yeah, we're in this together now. 513 00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:57,720 You don't have to go it alone. 514 00:32:57,799 --> 00:32:59,720 Next time, we'll go to the Dutch together. 515 00:32:59,799 --> 00:33:02,240 -No, it's fine. I can go alone. -No, Dan is right. 516 00:33:05,079 --> 00:33:07,440 Then let's fucking make a few million more, huh? 517 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:10,640 Toast. 518 00:33:15,799 --> 00:33:17,160 Yeah, on we go. 519 00:33:31,319 --> 00:33:35,119 Just between us: Always telling the truth is for cowards. 520 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,400 Lying takes courage. 521 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:40,599 Lies are simply an investment in your future. 522 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,640 And like any good investment, nothing can go wrong. 523 00:33:44,039 --> 00:33:45,920 As long as you stay on top of things. 524 00:33:54,359 --> 00:33:56,079 Dad! Come on! 525 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:57,799 Marie is going horseback riding. 526 00:33:58,640 --> 00:33:59,480 That's nice. 527 00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:04,079 At that farm with the lady whose crazy son shot himself dead. 528 00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:06,359 She's so nice! 529 00:34:06,839 --> 00:34:08,639 But you know what's even better? 530 00:34:09,079 --> 00:34:10,480 Lisa is moving in with us. 531 00:34:11,639 --> 00:34:13,559 You said I shouldn't go too far away. 532 00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:21,519 I need to clean up my bedroom first.