"More of a say"?
Mm-hmm.
I think it's about the password.
No. It sounded more basic than that.
Moritz, you have to go now. We have an important meeting.
Maybe we haven't given him enough praise.
I was just praising him last week.
-Hello. -Hello.
Please wait a moment. We're discussing something with an employee.
Our Uzbek friends here sold us 300 kilograms
of contaminated hydrochloride last month.
And now we want our money back.
Don't worry. They can't understand us.
You can lead the meeting for us if you like.
You wanted to have more of a say, didn't you?
Who's the kid?
Hello.
A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
Hey!
I have a clear opinion about what you said in there.
But I'm paid to have the opinion of those who pay me.
If you want some advice,
you should give that a try sometime,
Frodo.
-Hi. -Moritz!
Come here, please.
We need to discuss something.
Does it have to be now?
Yes. My house, my rules.
Technically, the house belongs to that anonymous investor.
Sit down!
This isn't your startup. I'm the boss here.
Due to the events of recent weeks,
I have decided to call a family council.
We'll do this every week,
so that we don't have another…
So…
What's… up with you two?
Is everything…
fresh?
Yeah, I have to get used to this, too.
I have an official request for the family council.
BonusLife moved to Rotterdam weeks ago.
Which was a very good decision.
But the garage is still full of iced tea cartons and old computer stuff.
-What do you need the garage for? -I've drawn up a little proposal.
My five-year plan for the garage.
First of all, we start quite simply with a green screen
and a little lighting.
Over time, it'll become a real Creator Studio.
TikTok video content is the next step for my influencer career.
It's great that you both earn your own money now!
And you can share the garage!
It would be good for you to spend more time together.
In the perception of visionaries, there are only two extremes.
Either you and your ideas aren't taken seriously at all,
or you are celebrated as a genius for no reason.
How can you keep growing that way?
Which is why the truly visionary people have all recognized one thing:
Did you see that Michael Jordan doc on Netflix?
I have zero interest in basketball, but this guy is interesting.
I had never heard of him.
Apparently, he was the best in the league,
but his team only became invincible
when he started letting his teammates score points for him.
Was that his own idea?
Of course not. He had good advisors.
People who are paid to be unbiased and honest
and to point out one's strengths,
but also one's weaknesses.
All of us need examples like that.
Role models.
People who show you how to navigate the highs and lows of life.
Hello!
Didn't help Steve Jobs.
You know that you don't have to take the math exam, right?
Just wanted to bring you some brain food.
Could you guys stop worrying about me?
It was just something I ate.
Yeah, I gotta go now anyway to, um… you know, work out.
Throw it at Moritz when you're done. It's good luck.
Could you guys stop meeting up behind my back?
I'm fine.
I can't wait until I never have to do a third derivative again.
You never know when it'll come in handy.
-What day is it today? -Wednesday.
OK, I hereby declare this day
Liberation Day from the Torment of Higher Mathematics.
Do you have time to celebrate later?
No, I can't. I have an important meeting later.
OK.
Next week?
OK, perfect!
And how does one celebrate? Decorate a probability tree?
Only after we've had a lively curve analysis.
And the next morning, you have to pull your root out of an unknown, eh?
Come on, what?
OK, don't stress too much.
If you've done the practice tests, you have nothing to worry about.
The Abi isn't such a big deal.
I partied the night before exams and barely studied,
and as you can see,
I've still achieved everything I dreamed of in life.
So, get started.
Lenny is just too stubborn.
We'll help him without him noticing.
We can't get him to a doctor without him noticing.
We could do some kind of medical crowdfunding.
Remember that baby who got a two million-euro injection?
-It was so cute. -Exactly.
Lenny is an overweight, white gamer with a Monchichi haircut,
one of the most hated demographics in the world.
Can't you blackmail for more Bitcoins?
You know why it's called phishing? Because it's like catching fish.
It takes forever to get a bite.
I think we would make more money if we got you an OnlyFans account.
You use it to sell pictures and videos of yourself to followers.
It's like a mix of Twitter and Patreon,
just more erotic.
Twinks like you are in demand there.
First, I'm not a twink. I'm a twunk.
Don't ask how I know that. And second…
Damn good idea!
I was kidding. Forget it.
I just don't understand
why that idiot won't admit that this is fucking serious now.
Maybe because…
-Ah, forget it. -Forget what?
Maybe he's afraid his girlfriend, who runs away when things get serious,
will run when things get serious.
Bye, see you.
Bye.
You have reached your destination. The destination is on the left.
Mr. Zimmermann?
Can I get you anything? A coffee, perhaps?
-No, thank you. I don't drink coffee. -OK.
-So? -Huh?
What are you doing here? Internship for school?
No. I'm here about my company.
Cool.
I had a student business back then, too.
It was a good thing.
We basically… well. What do you do?
Ah!
I'm sure some climate protection nonsense.
Am I right?
Or animal welfare?
Mr. Muller von Blumencron.
Your appointment has just been postponed indefinitely.
Please discuss the details with Ms. Habel.
Mr. Zimmermann.
Ilgen, hello. I'm very pleased to meet you.
Have you been offered a coffee?
Yes, he was pretty arrogant.
No, I meant my book.
It's what's inside that counts.
I definitely enjoyed reading it.
I thought you wrote it.
Your business plan.
A forecast of 15 per annum on average in the founding year!
With food supplements for gamers,
or whatever else is behind it.
We don't need to talk about it.
Impressive.
California Rolls?
-Hmm? -Or Inside Outs?
-No, we sell-- -What sushi do you want?
Oh.
In e-commerce, you are one of the best CEOs in the world, correct?
You are unbelievably good at being at the top and leading a team.
This salad is spicy!
Pushing people to accomplish things
that they didn't even realize they were capable of, right?
-Mm-hmm. -So, why aren't you at the top?
Listen, Moritz.
I can call you Moritz, right?
Yeah.
One always likes to look for the problems in others.
But in this case, there is only one problem.
And that's you.
Hmm?
We need to work on that.
But I'm not a mentor.
A mentor does what you do, only better, because they've done it longer.
You can copy off them.
As for me,
I'm a coach.
I look at what you do and how you do it.
Then I tell you what to do differently, so you can get better at what you do.
I am the coach.
And you're the shooting guard.
I tell you how to throw the ball and you score the points.
See?
It's not the risks that are difficult. Avoiding risk is the problem!
Yeah, that's him.
I only work with the best.
Do what you always do and you'll get what you always get.
250,000 EUROS
It would be over a period of six months.
Your first appointment is in 14 days.
He's really worth every cent.
ENTREPRENEUR LEGALLY BINDING SIGNATURE
I'll pay in cash.
Oh.
Do you, maybe, have a glass of water?
It's special green screen paint. That's what it costs.
Let's just get it mixed at the store.
It's the same in green.
Moritz?
Do you want new paint for your half of the garage, too?
We're going to the hardware store.
No.
I gave it some thought. Sharing the garage wouldn't help either of us.
So, just take the whole garage, and focus on your Internet career.
I work mostly from Rotterdam anyway.
My bathroom there is as big as your fucking garage.
Oh, I'd also like to table a motion to abolish the family council.
Any dissenting votes?
Abstentions?
No? Good. Then it's clear.
People with more power always look for ways to keep you small.
They do this by reducing you to your flaws.
But with the right advisors who have an eye on your flaws,
you can completely focus on your strengths.
Fuck.
Hi! Uh… Good morning.
Lenny?
Mm-hmm?
So that it doesn't become an issue for us,
if things with your cancer get really bad, it isn't a problem for me.
Of course it's not a problem for you. It's a problem for me.
Yeah, fuck.
-Shittily phrased. -Really shittily phrased.
Can I try again?
Sure.
And, action.
I thought…
maybe you're worried your girlfriend, who always leaves when things get serious,
will leave when things get serious.
Huh. Interesting thought.
Yeah, now I'm worried about that.
No, you shouldn't be, you goof.
What I mean is…
Normally, negatively charged electrons repel each other.
But under certain conditions, they can also form Cooper pairs.
I think we're a Cooper couple.
Yeah. I know, that was cheesy.
Yeah.
Shit.
Shit!
Did you know about that?
No. But we should take a closer look. It sounds like a lot of money.
But let's not tell him. Otherwise he'll go even crazier.
And who's this guy in the suit?
No clue.
Moritz, can we please speak privately?
You'll also profit from me being a better manager--
You should really look at those numbers.
The kid knows what he's talking about.
Well done. I'll see you tomorrow for our next appointment.
I realize how this looks, but you can trust me.
No one will hear anything from me.
Is Nico Rosberg's name in the Panama Papers?
I'm not gonna tell you. Professional confidentiality.
What I can tell you is that you're dealing with a very talented kid.
Yes.
I've seen plenty of talent in my time, but this kid!
Boom!
Whatever your line of business is,
without him, you're not gonna make it in the e-commerce business or--
You're out of your fucking mind!
She shot me in the foot!
Hey. Do you want a coffee?
Yes, thanks.
OK, out of the way. We have to hurry a little.
-What about you? Are you coming? -I…
-Sorry Lenny! I-- -Okay, then no.
-Let's go. -Kira?
Have you ever heard of loyalty?
You can't just walk in here with some random guy.
What did you expect?
That Marlene and Beeke would make you the boss because of this goon?
This isn't a startup, Moritz.
Here, you don't win by knowing more about business,
but by knowing more about your business partners.
Right, Mr. llgen?
Wait.
Here. You know what?
Call him a taxi.
This stays between us, of course.
Like Nico Rosberg and the Panama Papers?
Good. Thank you for working with me.
As for the 250,000 euros…
Keep the change.
Be a dear and wait here.
I think you misunderstood.
That was my last try at peacefully resolving things.
-But you're obviously not interested. -Hey.
If you have a problem with the way I do business,
you can shoot me right here and now.
You like doing that, no?
I thought as much.
But you know what?
From now on, I don't care if you treat me like shit or not.
Find a new idiot to entertain your customers
and hide your server from the police.
Your way of working is not my way of working.
Oh, and Maarten. How did that go again?
"Here, you win by knowing more about your business partners"?
My regards to Maria.
I read your WhatsApp history, and I'm on her side with the custody issue.
Her new boyfriend, too, by the way.
You don't know him?
He's a judge in a family court.
So, I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.
And Marlene? Welcome to the future.
"Password123" isn't a real password.
And Tinder has 2-factor authentication, by the way.
Maybe look into that.
Although, the guy from yesterday was pretty nice, right?
What was his name?
Ronnie?
And Beeke, webdoctor.nl is no substitute for psychotherapy.
But the books in your Amazon cart might be a good start.
On that note, best of luck in the future.
I quit.
What a shame!
He'll be back.
Yeah.
In connection with the Panama Papers affair,
consultant Peter Ilgen has been arrested.
Well, sure. Sometimes you can be wrong about someone.
Several kilos of narcotics were found in his possession. Unclear is…
I was so wrong about the Dutch.
Lenny was right. I should have never trusted them.
And, for me, it's not about the money.
It never was.
I just thought, if I do things right, then the Dutch have to love me.
But that was never their intention.
Now they probably want to kill me.
But maybe they'll just leave me alone so I can just be a regular high schooler.
THANKS FOR THE GARAGE. LET ME KNOW IF I CAN HELP.
Actually, everything is fine right now.
I just need to cover my tracks, and then I'm out.
And welcome to the Making Of Jurassicformers 5.
-Got it? -Can you see it?
-It's in the tree. -Mega fail!
-What's this? -Boot, right?
What are you doing here?
Being sick.
Yeah, but what are you sick with?
You probably wouldn't know it.
I want to become a doctor. I know a lot.
Osteosarcoma.
Ah, bone cancer! Telangiectatic or periosteal?
Two or three?
How many more months will you live?
I'm Fabi, by the way.
Did you know that osteosarcoma existed 1.7 million years ago
in the ancestors of humans?
They found it in a fossil. Cool, huh?
Osteosarcoma is often connected to radiation.
-You live by a nuclear power plant? -Shut up.
Ah, Mr. Sander.
Why do you have HIV?
Excuse me?
Our diagnostic stuffed animal. That's HIV.
And it belongs to Fabi.
-I guess I got lucky. -Well, if I had the choice…
HIV is something you can live with these days. Right, Fabi?
Yes.
-Why are you here if you're doing so well? -Well, I have cancer, too.
-Non-Hodgkin's lymphoma. -Fabi.
Can you please give us a minute?
Compared with HIV, your osteosarcoma…
Well, see for yourself.
Plus, the thing has started growing again.
So, what are your options?
So! This game here is brand new. It just came out.
And here's the deal.
You play as this kid in the wheelchair, who unfortunately has cancer.
The objective of the game is to beat the cancer.
So, there's this doctor.
He could theoretically cure us, but it's impossible to afford at first.
The insurance company only lets you get therapy
after you've taken enough of these pills.
But these little things unfortunately have a lot of side effects.
And they don't really cure our cancer, either.
But that doesn't matter, because the insurance company
has an agreement with the pharmaceutical company.
Too bad!
Take time to discuss it with your loved ones.
Sorry, Lenny.
I hate myself for not getting in with you.
Lenny, I'm sorry.
I tried to come as fast as I could. I didn't know that--
I really did have to do something.
I wanted to get at my parents' money,
but that ended up not working.
Pay attention.
Milena Bechtholz?
Please come with us.
Shit.
I knew the side effects would be bad, but not that they'd kick in so fast.
I wanted--
To drop off the money for the stem cell therapy?
Thanks! Great, just put it on the table next to the chemo pills.
I'm broke.
I wish I were lying, but…
The money's gone.
I should have asked sooner how you were, but I didn't know--
That wouldn't have changed anything.
I fucked up, OK?
Now I have no money and the Dutch hate me.
What did you do? Come in on Koningsdag wearing blue?
I quit.
More specifically, I insulted them for five minutes and then left.
You would have been proud of me.
You were right, by the way, Lenny.
The Dutch don't take me seriously.
I could probably go back there on Monday
and pretend it never happened.
I'm definitely not doing that.
I never want to work for them again.
You'd rather die, right?
What?
No, of course not.
Well.
I mean, if…
Even though we're so damn young, if we did die now…
we had a pretty awesome life.
Drug lords at 17.
Reddit front page for three hours, at least!
Who can say that about themselves, huh?
Do you think they'll help this time?
Well, if I survive them and their side effects,
then they'll pay for the stem cell therapy.
It's like a YouTube prank, except my life depends on it.
Kira took off.
You know how she is.
And Dan is trying everything in his power to get the money together.
But, you know how he is.
Although he has somehow made 10,000 euros in the last 3 days,
and I have no idea how.
He wouldn't say.
That's not enough!
-It can't go on like this! -Hey, I need those!
The hell you do.
You fucking need a million euros for that greedy doctor's stem cell therapy.
How much time do we have to get the money?
Fabi!
Yeah?
If I were to start a stem cell therapy, when is the latest I should start it?
About a month. I wouldn't wait any longer than that.
About a month. I wouldn't wait any longer.
OK.
Listen, I'll just go back to Rotterdam on Monday
and pretend nothing happened.
And I'll just be their fucking Tim Cook.
And as for the money,
I have an idea.
Just trust me.
…it's all in a list called customers.xls…
…the postmark, the drug dealers are in this vicinity.
What's wrong? Did you get caught?
Moritz Zimmermann.
What?
No.
OK. Let's go.
But first, I have to get one thing out of my system.
Here! Just don't start selling drugs on the Internet.
What's the plan?
Smuggling weapons? Trafficking organs?
Or the old "pretend you're the Aldi Brothers' grandson"?
Ah, look.
Told you so.
Hello.
Subtitle translation by: Mickey Mangan