1 00:00:13,363 --> 00:00:16,523 Ducks, sheep, goats, llamas. 2 00:00:16,603 --> 00:00:17,963 All herd animals. 3 00:00:18,043 --> 00:00:18,963 Followers. 4 00:00:19,043 --> 00:00:20,883 Completely dependent weaklings. 5 00:00:20,963 --> 00:00:22,523 They do everything in groups. 6 00:00:22,603 --> 00:00:26,283 Anyone who's been in a WhatsApp group knows what groups are capable of. 7 00:00:26,883 --> 00:00:28,603 Or rather, what they're incapable of. 8 00:00:29,483 --> 00:00:30,843 Tiger. Bear. 9 00:00:30,923 --> 00:00:32,283 Leopard. Eagle. 10 00:00:32,363 --> 00:00:33,523 All loners. 11 00:00:33,603 --> 00:00:36,043 Uncompromising. Effective. Determined. 12 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:38,003 Even without any help from others. 13 00:00:39,483 --> 00:00:43,083 People who decide everything alone may not have the best reputation. 14 00:00:43,163 --> 00:00:45,363 We're not leading a country. It's a company. 15 00:00:46,123 --> 00:00:48,123 It's not about pleasing everyone. 16 00:00:48,203 --> 00:00:52,763 It's about a boss pursuing his vision without people always getting in his way. 17 00:00:53,243 --> 00:00:54,043 Huh? 18 00:00:54,123 --> 00:00:56,163 What's this? Python? 19 00:00:56,243 --> 00:00:57,883 TypeScript? JavaScript? Or Rust? 20 00:00:58,563 --> 00:01:02,523 I studied computer science for a semester, but I flunked math. 21 00:01:02,603 --> 00:01:03,763 Classic. 22 00:01:03,843 --> 00:01:04,843 A shop system. 23 00:01:05,923 --> 00:01:07,083 For… 24 00:01:08,683 --> 00:01:09,603 dairy farmers. 25 00:01:09,683 --> 00:01:11,843 Digitization stops for no one. 26 00:01:12,403 --> 00:01:13,803 Demanding client? 27 00:01:13,883 --> 00:01:16,123 So-so. Unfortunately, they're getting a little… 28 00:01:16,203 --> 00:01:18,043 …impatient, Moritz. 29 00:01:19,043 --> 00:01:21,043 The crash was almost two weeks ago. 30 00:01:21,523 --> 00:01:26,003 We're currently losing net revenue of at least 50,000 euros per day. 31 00:01:26,083 --> 00:01:28,483 -That's a lot of money. -A lot of money. 32 00:01:29,683 --> 00:01:32,883 If we come back with a simple fix, then people will realize we crashed. 33 00:01:33,403 --> 00:01:34,803 Then we lose their confidence. 34 00:01:35,643 --> 00:01:38,283 That's why we have to sell this as a relaunch. 35 00:01:39,083 --> 00:01:41,363 Which is only possible with a comprehensive update. 36 00:01:41,843 --> 00:01:43,723 Total makeover. 37 00:01:44,363 --> 00:01:45,763 My "MyDrugs 2.0" 38 00:01:45,843 --> 00:01:48,803 will change the way people sell drugs online forever, 39 00:01:48,883 --> 00:01:52,403 while making everyone in this room very, very rich. 40 00:01:52,483 --> 00:01:54,523 That's worth waiting for, right? 41 00:01:54,603 --> 00:01:56,603 OK, Mr. Jobs. 42 00:01:56,683 --> 00:01:58,083 Then we'll just hope… 43 00:01:58,163 --> 00:01:59,843 …that everything goes smoothly! 44 00:02:00,403 --> 00:02:03,643 Is it at least well paid? Or a favor for a friend? 45 00:02:03,723 --> 00:02:05,043 I don't work for friends. 46 00:02:07,843 --> 00:02:09,163 Do you have a deadline? 47 00:02:10,323 --> 00:02:11,403 The official launch is… 48 00:02:11,483 --> 00:02:13,723 …this Sunday at midnight? 49 00:02:17,403 --> 00:02:18,483 Are you sure? 50 00:02:18,563 --> 00:02:20,043 I am the CEO of this company. 51 00:02:20,563 --> 00:02:22,483 If I say I can do it, I can do it. 52 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:25,283 The site is as good as done. 53 00:02:26,123 --> 00:02:27,523 Yay! 54 00:02:29,803 --> 00:02:31,043 That's great. 55 00:02:31,123 --> 00:02:33,163 So send off your test run, 56 00:02:33,243 --> 00:02:35,563 then you can concentrate on studying all weekend. 57 00:02:43,403 --> 00:02:45,523 That doesn't look so finished. 58 00:02:45,603 --> 00:02:47,483 Did you update the dependencies? 59 00:02:47,563 --> 00:02:50,203 NPM is always tricky. 60 00:02:54,083 --> 00:02:56,483 Otherwise, you could ask Lennard. 61 00:02:56,563 --> 00:02:58,483 He's great with computers. 62 00:03:01,683 --> 00:03:02,523 Oh no. 63 00:03:02,603 --> 00:03:05,123 -Trouble in Buddyville? -I can handle it myself. 64 00:03:11,243 --> 00:03:12,203 See you later, Mo. 65 00:03:12,723 --> 00:03:17,123 Abitur! Abi-Abi-Abi-Abitur! 66 00:03:34,003 --> 00:03:35,043 A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES 67 00:03:45,083 --> 00:03:48,683 They sell drugs online. And fast. 68 00:03:51,123 --> 00:03:54,963 The extremely professional offenders operate without using any cash. 69 00:03:55,843 --> 00:03:59,283 Payments are made with the modern cyber currency Bitcoin. 70 00:04:00,003 --> 00:04:02,483 Then the drugs are enclosed in neutral envelopes 71 00:04:02,563 --> 00:04:04,243 and sent out into the world, 72 00:04:04,803 --> 00:04:08,603 simply and discreetly, as with Amazon or eBay. 73 00:04:09,123 --> 00:04:12,763 And that is exactly what makes the situation so dangerous. 74 00:04:12,843 --> 00:04:13,763 CASE FILE X UNSOLVED 75 00:04:13,843 --> 00:04:15,923 How do you hunt criminals on the Internet? 76 00:04:16,483 --> 00:04:20,083 People tend to think it's like in The Matrix or something. 77 00:04:20,563 --> 00:04:23,243 But even online dealers walk out the door eventually. 78 00:04:23,322 --> 00:04:24,283 Then we catch them. 79 00:04:24,363 --> 00:04:27,283 Now the site seems to have something big planned. 80 00:04:27,363 --> 00:04:30,003 Can you enlighten us further on this? 81 00:04:30,083 --> 00:04:32,043 Yes, we presume that this weekend, 82 00:04:32,123 --> 00:04:34,443 a new version of their shop will go online. 83 00:04:34,523 --> 00:04:38,163 Bigger selection, faster delivery, more security for the customers. 84 00:04:38,243 --> 00:04:40,003 I mean, for the drug addicts. 85 00:04:40,843 --> 00:04:44,923 If you have observed such a scene at a mailbox or package station, 86 00:04:45,003 --> 00:04:50,243 contact us at the number below, or now also via our website. 87 00:04:50,323 --> 00:04:53,043 That's all for this week on Case File X Unsolved. 88 00:04:53,123 --> 00:04:56,123 Stay vigilant and don't let anyone play you for a fool. 89 00:04:56,603 --> 00:04:58,443 I shouldn't have shaved. I look gay. 90 00:04:59,643 --> 00:05:03,443 I.T. is still working on restoring the laptop of that dead dealer. 91 00:05:03,523 --> 00:05:06,083 I'm sure that once we access the files, then we-- 92 00:05:06,163 --> 00:05:07,603 Oh. No, I put a stop to that. 93 00:05:08,563 --> 00:05:11,363 Excuse me? Do you know how much time I've invested in that? 94 00:05:11,443 --> 00:05:12,723 Yes, I know. Too much. 95 00:05:12,803 --> 00:05:15,723 I know, you wanted this case to be something special. 96 00:05:15,803 --> 00:05:18,763 A Hollywood-ready story about a few nerds from Winden. 97 00:05:18,843 --> 00:05:19,643 Rinseln. 98 00:05:21,523 --> 00:05:24,243 But in real life, if it's murder, it was the husband. 99 00:05:24,323 --> 00:05:26,963 And if it's drugs, it was a previously convicted foreigner. 100 00:05:27,643 --> 00:05:30,923 I don't mean that in a racist way! I mean it statistically! 101 00:05:33,363 --> 00:05:37,083 If you need to work with computers, click through the criminal records. 102 00:05:37,603 --> 00:05:39,083 And don't be too disappointed 103 00:05:39,163 --> 00:05:42,483 if your M1000 ends up looking like Eko Fresh. 104 00:05:44,963 --> 00:05:46,403 He's a famous rapper. 105 00:05:46,483 --> 00:05:48,043 He's also Arab. 106 00:05:48,523 --> 00:05:50,123 Yes, I know who Eko Fresh is! 107 00:05:50,203 --> 00:05:54,363 Yeah, OK. I just thought… You didn't react when I said it just now. 108 00:05:55,683 --> 00:05:56,923 Here… 109 00:05:57,003 --> 00:05:58,163 Gangsters look like this. 110 00:06:15,323 --> 00:06:19,323 Advanced German Lit. students! Welcome to our Abitur Prep Weekend! 111 00:06:24,723 --> 00:06:26,683 In one hour, we meet in the community room 112 00:06:26,763 --> 00:06:28,603 and divide into study groups. 113 00:06:28,683 --> 00:06:31,923 And this attractive young man is responsible for your free time. 114 00:06:32,003 --> 00:06:34,083 Yeah. Thanks. I find you very attractive, too. 115 00:06:37,603 --> 00:06:40,283 From me as well, welcome. My name is Joseph. 116 00:06:40,843 --> 00:06:43,523 We offer activities here to complement your studying. 117 00:06:44,003 --> 00:06:46,243 Sports, time management, meditation. 118 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:47,643 Mental fitness! 119 00:06:47,723 --> 00:06:49,883 -That's a game-changer, people! -Yes. 120 00:06:49,963 --> 00:06:53,443 Oh, and please no sex and no drugs in the cabins. 121 00:06:53,523 --> 00:06:55,923 But the lake is a great place to shoot up and fuck. 122 00:06:58,243 --> 00:07:00,243 He's just kidding, of course. 123 00:07:00,323 --> 00:07:02,883 Yeah, true. You can do it in the cabins, too. 124 00:07:03,483 --> 00:07:05,043 But as we all know by now: 125 00:07:05,123 --> 00:07:07,483 sexual intercourse requires mutual consent. 126 00:07:07,563 --> 00:07:10,003 Or if one of the people is very drunk. 127 00:07:12,963 --> 00:07:14,643 What the hell is wrong with you? 128 00:07:14,723 --> 00:07:18,763 What idiot packed their bag right on top of the hatch? 129 00:07:23,883 --> 00:07:24,803 Here you go. 130 00:07:24,883 --> 00:07:25,883 People… 131 00:07:25,963 --> 00:07:27,243 Whose is this? 132 00:07:27,763 --> 00:07:28,683 Huh? What… 133 00:07:29,323 --> 00:07:31,083 Did someone bring a rubber dinghy? 134 00:07:31,803 --> 00:07:32,603 What for? 135 00:07:33,523 --> 00:07:34,883 I sleep on my side. 136 00:07:34,963 --> 00:07:36,483 Does it help with snoring, too? 137 00:07:37,163 --> 00:07:38,123 I have the same kind. 138 00:07:38,203 --> 00:07:40,523 I've slept like a baby ever since. 139 00:07:40,603 --> 00:07:41,683 Put it there! 140 00:07:44,003 --> 00:07:47,803 OK, grab your stuff. Then I'll show you the best places to secretly smoke. 141 00:07:59,243 --> 00:08:01,443 Ah, look! A gyrocopter. 142 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:03,523 Frank Thelen from Shark Tank 143 00:08:03,603 --> 00:08:06,283 invested millions in an air taxi company. 144 00:08:06,363 --> 00:08:08,003 That's the future. 145 00:08:08,083 --> 00:08:10,083 Yeah, unless it's raining outside. 146 00:08:10,163 --> 00:08:12,163 But who needs a taxi when the weather's bad? 147 00:08:12,243 --> 00:08:15,203 Don't worry. I'm sure Frank also got his start with dairy farmers. 148 00:08:18,483 --> 00:08:19,363 Everything OK? 149 00:08:19,883 --> 00:08:21,163 Your eyes are red. 150 00:08:21,243 --> 00:08:22,323 Are you high? 151 00:08:23,923 --> 00:08:25,283 Are those all hazel trees? 152 00:08:26,083 --> 00:08:29,243 Yes, indeed. We are currently in Europe's second largest hazel forest! 153 00:08:34,323 --> 00:08:35,523 I'm allergic to hazelnuts! 154 00:08:36,443 --> 00:08:38,842 Why do you think it's called "Haselhof Nature Lodge"? 155 00:08:38,923 --> 00:08:41,082 For David Hasselhoff, or what? 156 00:08:43,163 --> 00:08:44,003 Who? 157 00:08:44,082 --> 00:08:45,043 "I sleep on my side!" 158 00:08:45,123 --> 00:08:46,962 Knight Rider! 159 00:08:47,043 --> 00:08:49,843 What happens at Haselhof, stays at Haselhof, right, Lenny? 160 00:08:50,323 --> 00:08:51,123 Yeah, man! 161 00:08:52,483 --> 00:08:55,843 If you need any help with this Lenny situation, 162 00:08:55,923 --> 00:08:56,883 let me know. 163 00:08:57,923 --> 00:09:00,203 I don't see myself as just a teacher. 164 00:09:00,283 --> 00:09:03,963 I'm more of a 360-degree pedagog. 165 00:09:07,483 --> 00:09:08,483 Yeah, thanks. 166 00:09:09,643 --> 00:09:11,043 You can keep the handkerchief. 167 00:09:12,083 --> 00:09:13,123 For now. 168 00:09:17,043 --> 00:09:19,923 Hurry up, people! I want to go to the lake. 169 00:10:09,763 --> 00:10:13,203 Something's wrong with the component lifecycle… 170 00:10:13,283 --> 00:10:15,043 Shit, shit! 171 00:10:17,123 --> 00:10:18,163 Just do the obstacle! 172 00:10:18,683 --> 00:10:20,603 Or with the change detection? 173 00:10:22,683 --> 00:10:24,483 Hey, Dennis. You don't happen to know-- 174 00:10:24,563 --> 00:10:27,243 Sorry, just because we both know how to use a computer, 175 00:10:27,323 --> 00:10:30,523 it doesn't mean we're automatically friends or something. 176 00:10:30,603 --> 00:10:32,683 Everyone's interested in computers these days. 177 00:10:32,763 --> 00:10:34,363 It's not a common interest anymore. 178 00:10:42,083 --> 00:10:44,563 The Internet is full of terrible places, 179 00:10:44,643 --> 00:10:46,763 but nothing is worse than Internet forums. 180 00:10:47,283 --> 00:10:50,243 Post a harmless question in a forum and you'll be reprimanded, 181 00:10:50,323 --> 00:10:51,683 instructed, insulted, 182 00:10:51,763 --> 00:10:54,323 and your post will be pushed back until it's deleted. 183 00:10:54,403 --> 00:10:58,403 And meanwhile, you'll get a bunch of answers to questions you never asked. 184 00:11:09,363 --> 00:11:11,843 All great artists have their own handwriting. 185 00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:18,083 An unmistakable calling card 186 00:11:18,163 --> 00:11:21,683 comprised of taste, habit and craftsmanship. 187 00:11:21,763 --> 00:11:25,363 It's as if the author is staring at you through the work. 188 00:11:36,603 --> 00:11:38,163 -I can come back later-- -Nonsense. 189 00:11:39,203 --> 00:11:40,003 What's up? 190 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:45,883 It's super efficient. And aluminum-free. 191 00:11:46,563 --> 00:11:47,763 Want to try it? 192 00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:52,643 I was thinking about what you said earlier about friendship. 193 00:11:53,243 --> 00:11:54,763 I think I do really need help. 194 00:11:56,443 --> 00:11:58,603 No! 195 00:12:00,683 --> 00:12:02,563 I forgot my fucking energy drinks! 196 00:12:02,643 --> 00:12:04,403 Fucking shit! Fuck! 197 00:12:04,483 --> 00:12:06,483 I need them for my blood sugar! 198 00:12:06,563 --> 00:12:08,883 It might be good to lay off for a bit, right? 199 00:12:08,963 --> 00:12:10,803 They're basically colored carbs. 200 00:12:11,803 --> 00:12:15,163 A standard Lennard Sander is powered by two high-capacity sugar batteries, 201 00:12:15,243 --> 00:12:17,843 supplying the programmer with 1.21 gigawatts. 202 00:12:17,923 --> 00:12:20,923 Depending on stress levels, the battery lasts up to three hours. 203 00:12:21,003 --> 00:12:24,523 They must then be recharged by adding carbohydrate-rich refined sugar. 204 00:12:24,603 --> 00:12:28,003 Warning! Do not use alternative fuels under any circumstances. 205 00:12:28,643 --> 00:12:32,083 You have me! I'm also sweet and have way too much energy. 206 00:12:32,163 --> 00:12:34,843 Besides, right now, we have other fucking problems! 207 00:12:35,683 --> 00:12:39,163 First, Moritz is planning something, and second, CandyBay. 208 00:12:39,763 --> 00:12:42,043 Dan! What's with the package? 209 00:12:42,123 --> 00:12:45,283 People, how many times do I have to tell you? The guy said-- 210 00:12:45,363 --> 00:12:47,043 Last-minute change of plans, men: 211 00:12:47,123 --> 00:12:49,643 Lenny, you're sharing a room with Moritz now. 212 00:12:51,843 --> 00:12:53,243 Huh? How come? 213 00:12:53,323 --> 00:12:54,603 Allergies. 214 00:12:55,883 --> 00:12:59,443 Is he out of his fucking mind? That psycho teach-- 215 00:12:59,523 --> 00:13:02,003 There's no way I'm sharing a room with Shooter Dennis. 216 00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:04,603 He always smiles so weird when he shoots people. 217 00:13:04,683 --> 00:13:06,963 I'm sure we'll find a solution. 218 00:13:08,043 --> 00:13:12,283 Maybe you'd like to share a room with Anna and Lina? 219 00:13:12,363 --> 00:13:15,003 Or with the lovely Jana? 220 00:13:16,403 --> 00:13:17,683 Jana? 221 00:13:18,323 --> 00:13:20,243 But that's not even allowed, is it? 222 00:13:20,323 --> 00:13:23,763 Let's put it this way, it depends what the teacher says… 223 00:13:40,043 --> 00:13:41,203 See? 224 00:13:43,603 --> 00:13:45,723 Just for the record, we're not friends anymore. 225 00:13:45,803 --> 00:13:47,403 I was told to keep my mouth shut 226 00:13:47,483 --> 00:13:50,083 because everything I say you will use against me. 227 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,203 What? No. 228 00:13:51,723 --> 00:13:54,283 There are just a ton of hazel trees by the other room. 229 00:14:02,163 --> 00:14:04,283 -I saw your site. -Really? 230 00:14:04,763 --> 00:14:06,603 CandyBay. That's you, right? 231 00:14:07,483 --> 00:14:08,603 Yeah. 232 00:14:08,683 --> 00:14:11,243 It looks good! Slick SSR. 233 00:14:12,523 --> 00:14:15,763 -And the CDN is really well set up. -Yeah, totally. 234 00:14:17,043 --> 00:14:19,283 I'm working on setting up MyDrugs, but… 235 00:14:20,003 --> 00:14:21,443 You probably know that already. 236 00:14:22,043 --> 00:14:23,563 Yeah, of course. 237 00:14:23,643 --> 00:14:25,963 -And right now, I'm having-- -No, that's stupid! 238 00:14:26,563 --> 00:14:28,443 I'm not adding a Chrome extension, 239 00:14:28,523 --> 00:14:31,683 just so Google can always know what I watch on Netflix. 240 00:14:32,443 --> 00:14:34,763 We'll just press play at the same time. Ready? 241 00:14:35,963 --> 00:14:37,683 Three… two… 242 00:14:39,843 --> 00:14:41,803 No, it'll work! 243 00:14:41,883 --> 00:14:44,123 Three, two, one… 244 00:14:44,203 --> 00:14:45,483 Two, one… 245 00:14:49,163 --> 00:14:51,523 So, next category: "weirdos." 246 00:14:51,603 --> 00:14:53,003 "Who will go to jail first?" 247 00:14:54,003 --> 00:14:56,803 What? Yearbook categories like this are tradition. 248 00:14:56,883 --> 00:14:58,683 It's not tradition, it's bullying. 249 00:15:00,963 --> 00:15:02,483 "Who will go to jail first?" 250 00:15:05,403 --> 00:15:06,283 I say Moritz. 251 00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:09,763 I like it. 252 00:15:09,843 --> 00:15:12,523 But for what? Inciting public… boredom? 253 00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:15,243 It'll probably be me, 254 00:15:15,323 --> 00:15:18,203 because German cops are racist assholes, too. 255 00:15:18,283 --> 00:15:19,603 Statistically speaking. 256 00:15:19,683 --> 00:15:20,483 Good point. 257 00:15:21,283 --> 00:15:22,123 Do we put Gerda? 258 00:15:22,203 --> 00:15:23,003 Yeah, Gerda. 259 00:15:24,163 --> 00:15:28,603 Okay. "Who only thinks about others and never about themselves?" 260 00:15:29,643 --> 00:15:30,723 Lisa. 261 00:15:30,803 --> 00:15:31,883 Huh? 262 00:15:31,963 --> 00:15:32,843 That's not true! 263 00:15:32,923 --> 00:15:35,163 Because I'm not an ego-bitch like you? 264 00:15:35,243 --> 00:15:38,443 I think about the consequences for others before I make decisions. 265 00:15:38,963 --> 00:15:41,483 Yeah. And that's exactly what this is about. 266 00:15:41,563 --> 00:15:44,563 You were one of those kids who shook Kinder Surprise eggs for hours 267 00:15:44,643 --> 00:15:46,043 to check for a figurine. 268 00:15:46,603 --> 00:15:49,203 And in the end, it was just something you had to assemble. 269 00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:51,523 But that's what's exciting about them. 270 00:15:51,603 --> 00:15:54,323 That you don't know what you'll get. 271 00:15:54,403 --> 00:15:58,123 And that's what makes them so dangerous and illegal in the US. 272 00:15:58,203 --> 00:15:59,123 That's not why-- 273 00:15:59,203 --> 00:16:02,043 That's why guns aren't. Because you know what you're getting. 274 00:16:02,123 --> 00:16:02,923 Oh my God! 275 00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:06,923 I know. I talk first and then think about it. 276 00:16:07,563 --> 00:16:08,723 That's exactly my point. 277 00:16:09,443 --> 00:16:10,683 What I mean is, 278 00:16:10,763 --> 00:16:14,603 just take what you want without constantly thinking about it. 279 00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:16,803 You can't control what happens anyway. 280 00:16:16,883 --> 00:16:19,963 You're still focused on Moritz. Just let it go finally. 281 00:16:20,043 --> 00:16:22,923 OK, hands up, which group will take Moritz? 282 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,203 Anybody? 283 00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:10,243 Cloth. 284 00:17:10,323 --> 00:17:11,683 It's not mine. 285 00:17:13,203 --> 00:17:15,043 So do you wash it before giving it back? 286 00:17:16,923 --> 00:17:18,763 I was wondering the same thing. 287 00:17:20,443 --> 00:17:23,523 Hey, Lisa! Eifel Ranger Joseph made stick bread for you. 288 00:17:24,323 --> 00:17:26,323 But he's too scared to talk to you. 289 00:17:29,642 --> 00:17:32,443 Sure! Live every day like you're seven? 290 00:17:33,162 --> 00:17:35,083 You eat the black, carcinogenic part, too? 291 00:17:35,163 --> 00:17:38,723 Sorry. I forgot to tell Fritzi how fire works. 292 00:17:39,483 --> 00:17:41,043 Who would guess that it's so hot? 293 00:17:41,563 --> 00:17:43,523 But speaking of carcinogenic… 294 00:17:45,163 --> 00:17:46,563 Come on, Lisa. Have some fun. 295 00:17:47,763 --> 00:17:48,603 Uh, friends? 296 00:17:49,643 --> 00:17:51,643 It's not cool to smoke joints. Give it here. 297 00:17:52,483 --> 00:17:55,363 I'll show you how the cool kids are doing it these days. 298 00:17:56,003 --> 00:17:58,323 This makes for a better mix. 299 00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:00,083 Wow. 300 00:18:02,163 --> 00:18:03,563 Can I just have the joint? 301 00:18:03,643 --> 00:18:05,483 I think I'm allergic to gluten. 302 00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,443 -Wanna try? -No way! 303 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,563 -Why not? -It's totally burnt! 304 00:18:12,643 --> 00:18:14,963 Excuse me, I have to wash my handkerchief. 305 00:18:15,523 --> 00:18:16,323 He's funny. 306 00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:31,963 Stress? 307 00:18:33,603 --> 00:18:34,523 Yeah, you're right. 308 00:18:34,603 --> 00:18:37,763 And I know, Dan and Kira are trying to keep us apart but… 309 00:18:39,723 --> 00:18:41,243 Hey, Dan. Nice to see you. 310 00:18:43,643 --> 00:18:45,883 Somehow my memory of you is different. 311 00:18:45,963 --> 00:18:48,963 You look like one of those shocking photos on a pack of cigarettes. 312 00:18:53,323 --> 00:18:56,043 Didn't you tell him he has no business being in the cabin? 313 00:18:57,443 --> 00:18:58,803 No… I mean… 314 00:18:58,883 --> 00:19:01,443 Man, if you weren't so good in bed… 315 00:19:19,163 --> 00:19:21,803 Moritz? Do you know where you're sleeping tonight? 316 00:19:29,403 --> 00:19:30,803 I could've handled that alone. 317 00:19:31,283 --> 00:19:32,603 Sure. 318 00:19:33,283 --> 00:19:35,563 You can also handle what's happening now alone, 319 00:19:35,643 --> 00:19:38,243 but some things are just more fun to do together. 320 00:19:53,723 --> 00:19:54,683 No, wait… 321 00:19:54,763 --> 00:19:56,603 Wait. They're fogging up. 322 00:19:56,683 --> 00:19:58,723 Wait, they're fogging up. Wait a sec. 323 00:20:00,803 --> 00:20:01,603 Do it. 324 00:20:09,883 --> 00:20:10,763 Yes! 325 00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:56,243 Sometimes shipping takes a little longer! 326 00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:59,683 I've been waiting six days for sneakers from Zalando. 327 00:20:59,763 --> 00:21:01,283 You don't see me freaking out. 328 00:21:02,963 --> 00:21:05,083 Holy shit, he looks bad. 329 00:21:11,883 --> 00:21:13,563 I have to plug in a few things. 330 00:21:14,123 --> 00:21:16,763 As long as whatever is on your face isn't contagious… 331 00:21:43,203 --> 00:21:46,923 I'd do anything for an energy drink. Literally anything. 332 00:21:47,443 --> 00:21:49,363 Where were we? Oh, yeah. 333 00:21:49,443 --> 00:21:53,163 Dan transferred all our Bitcoins to a random guy on the Darknet. 334 00:21:53,243 --> 00:21:55,723 Again, it's not a scam. The drugs are coming. 335 00:21:55,803 --> 00:21:58,163 -He even promised me a tracking link! -What? 336 00:21:58,843 --> 00:22:00,523 A tracking link? Seriously? 337 00:22:03,603 --> 00:22:05,243 Let's look at Moritz's laptop. 338 00:22:06,243 --> 00:22:08,763 Maybe he left his wallet open on the desktop. 339 00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:12,763 Password? Probably his birthday. 340 00:22:12,843 --> 00:22:14,683 Lenny? When is his birthday? 341 00:22:15,523 --> 00:22:16,523 No idea. 342 00:22:18,083 --> 00:22:19,283 What do you mean, no idea? 343 00:22:19,923 --> 00:22:21,363 Really, I don't know! 344 00:22:21,843 --> 00:22:22,643 Seriously? 345 00:22:22,723 --> 00:22:25,363 Moritz hates birthdays. He won't say when his is. 346 00:22:25,443 --> 00:22:28,003 Just when you think he can't get any weirder… 347 00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:30,203 Then we do have to rely on Dan, after all. 348 00:22:30,283 --> 00:22:31,563 Great position to be in. 349 00:22:31,643 --> 00:22:33,403 Let's wait and see, okay? 350 00:22:33,483 --> 00:22:35,603 For now, we still have my street contact. 351 00:22:36,083 --> 00:22:37,763 With the street prices? 352 00:22:37,843 --> 00:22:39,883 Hey, I'm not saying it's gonna make us rich. 353 00:22:39,963 --> 00:22:43,203 But it'll keep us going for a while, and customers will get something. 354 00:22:43,283 --> 00:22:46,043 Plus-minus zero is better than nothing. 355 00:22:47,563 --> 00:22:48,923 What? Hello? 356 00:22:49,003 --> 00:22:52,643 Getting rich is the only reason people sell drugs. 357 00:22:53,123 --> 00:22:55,243 You don't do it because it's a sustainable, 358 00:22:55,323 --> 00:22:58,363 interesting challenge in an innovative industry. 359 00:22:58,443 --> 00:23:00,283 Yeah, plus there's the shipping costs. 360 00:23:00,363 --> 00:23:03,443 Right now, on every order, we're losing 1.70 euros. 361 00:23:04,523 --> 00:23:07,843 If we keep this up, we won't even be able to afford Lenny's funeral. 362 00:23:10,643 --> 00:23:12,243 And you know my standards. 363 00:23:12,923 --> 00:23:16,803 I want to either be hung up in the woods so Logan Paul can tag me in his IG video, 364 00:23:16,883 --> 00:23:18,523 or be buried at sea. 365 00:23:19,843 --> 00:23:21,083 And by a sea burial, 366 00:23:21,563 --> 00:23:23,643 I mean Dan Bilzerian on a jet ski 367 00:23:23,723 --> 00:23:27,483 snorts my ashes off a supermodel's back. 368 00:23:30,963 --> 00:23:33,443 See, Dan? We're only doing it for the money. 369 00:23:34,563 --> 00:23:37,923 It's not as if Lenny's therapy doesn't fucking matter to me. 370 00:23:38,003 --> 00:23:39,723 I already sold my car 371 00:23:39,803 --> 00:23:42,563 and cancelled my Foodspring subscription and Headspace, too. 372 00:23:44,043 --> 00:23:46,043 But I wanted to ask if I could reactivate-- 373 00:23:48,323 --> 00:23:51,003 To give people what they really need, 374 00:23:51,083 --> 00:23:53,283 you first have to know what they really need. 375 00:23:53,363 --> 00:23:56,963 You might think you could simply ask a person what it is they need, 376 00:23:57,043 --> 00:23:58,443 but you'd be wrong. 377 00:23:58,523 --> 00:24:02,043 People only ever say what they want. Never what they need. 378 00:24:02,123 --> 00:24:05,403 Henry Ford once said: If I had asked people what they wanted, 379 00:24:05,483 --> 00:24:07,443 they would have said, "Faster horses." 380 00:24:09,043 --> 00:24:11,283 To find out what people really need, 381 00:24:11,363 --> 00:24:14,083 you have to collect large amounts of information about them 382 00:24:14,163 --> 00:24:17,643 and observe their behavior closely over a long period of time. 383 00:24:19,443 --> 00:24:21,763 Do you think Netflix would have spent a ton of money 384 00:24:21,843 --> 00:24:23,483 on a third season of your weird show 385 00:24:23,563 --> 00:24:26,363 if they weren't 100% sure people would watch it? 386 00:24:31,123 --> 00:24:34,043 The money should be in your PayPal account by now! 387 00:24:34,123 --> 00:24:35,203 Great! 388 00:25:13,603 --> 00:25:15,243 Ah! There you are. 389 00:25:15,843 --> 00:25:16,763 Hey. 390 00:25:17,323 --> 00:25:18,723 Why did you want to meet here? 391 00:25:18,803 --> 00:25:22,243 Is this a horror-movie-lure-the-ranger- into-the-woods-to-kill-him scenario? 392 00:25:22,323 --> 00:25:24,243 Yeah. So there are no witnesses. 393 00:25:26,683 --> 00:25:28,323 Wanna go for a walk or something? 394 00:25:29,283 --> 00:25:31,043 You could teach me the names of trees? 395 00:25:32,603 --> 00:25:35,883 Hey, that's my line for enticing women into the forest. 396 00:25:35,963 --> 00:25:37,243 Welcome to the year 2020, 397 00:25:37,323 --> 00:25:39,283 where women can be sexual predators, too. 398 00:25:39,363 --> 00:25:42,083 It's your fault for dressing so provocatively. 399 00:25:42,163 --> 00:25:44,203 So, please follow me into the woods. 400 00:25:44,283 --> 00:25:46,763 Are you not supposed to be reading Faust or something? 401 00:25:47,443 --> 00:25:48,363 Actually, yeah. 402 00:25:49,043 --> 00:25:51,923 But ever since I heard there's a Faust 2, I've lost interest, 403 00:25:52,003 --> 00:25:52,883 like with Iron Man. 404 00:25:54,603 --> 00:25:55,563 Alright, let's go. 405 00:25:58,123 --> 00:26:01,843 I think I have an idea where a cool ranger like me can be lured. 406 00:26:09,763 --> 00:26:11,123 Marlene, can you come here? 407 00:26:12,923 --> 00:26:16,163 Holy fucking shit! You scared me to death, man! 408 00:26:16,883 --> 00:26:18,323 Were you attacked? 409 00:26:19,163 --> 00:26:21,643 No, it's just a moderate allergic reaction. 410 00:26:22,403 --> 00:26:24,563 An allergic reaction. But it's not contagious. 411 00:26:24,643 --> 00:26:25,603 The site is finished. 412 00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:28,083 Then let's go! 413 00:26:28,163 --> 00:26:30,883 But I would like to get an expert opinion before uploading. 414 00:26:32,043 --> 00:26:36,163 After last time, everything must be absolutely safe against attacks. 415 00:26:36,683 --> 00:26:38,243 I already have someone available. 416 00:26:38,723 --> 00:26:39,843 Who? 417 00:26:39,923 --> 00:26:40,763 Someone we know? 418 00:26:42,563 --> 00:26:45,523 My contact earns his money with anonymity on the Internet. 419 00:26:46,163 --> 00:26:48,083 So, of course I don't know his real name. 420 00:26:48,723 --> 00:26:52,083 -But you gave us your word-- -I am the CEO of MyDrugs. 421 00:26:52,803 --> 00:26:55,483 And as CEO, I'd prefer to be on the safe side 422 00:26:55,563 --> 00:26:59,443 and push back the relaunch to Monday morning. 423 00:27:02,563 --> 00:27:04,123 And? What do you think? 424 00:27:11,083 --> 00:27:13,043 It looks like a desktop background. 425 00:27:15,403 --> 00:27:16,203 Thank you. 426 00:27:16,683 --> 00:27:18,843 That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. 427 00:27:19,323 --> 00:27:22,283 No, it's really beautiful. Thank you. 428 00:27:33,243 --> 00:27:35,163 Are you sure that's a good idea? 429 00:27:36,723 --> 00:27:38,323 The water quality is perfect. 430 00:27:38,403 --> 00:27:39,723 -It comes from-- -Yeah… 431 00:27:42,403 --> 00:27:44,163 How long have you been doing this? 432 00:27:46,483 --> 00:27:48,683 Obviously not that long. 433 00:27:48,763 --> 00:27:49,723 Your point? 434 00:27:52,523 --> 00:27:53,803 Are you always like this? 435 00:27:55,363 --> 00:27:56,523 Such a bad ranger? 436 00:27:57,403 --> 00:28:00,043 No. You always seem so content. 437 00:28:00,123 --> 00:28:01,963 How do you do that? It's nauseating! 438 00:28:02,043 --> 00:28:05,123 If you're good to the world, the world is good to you. 439 00:28:05,203 --> 00:28:07,083 -Karma and stuff. -So nauseating! 440 00:28:15,443 --> 00:28:16,443 Mmm. Dead sheep. 441 00:28:59,403 --> 00:29:02,163 See you next time on Lisa's Vlog! 442 00:29:02,243 --> 00:29:03,283 Not one cent more. 443 00:29:03,363 --> 00:29:06,043 No, soon, you're gonna have to pay on top of that. 444 00:29:06,123 --> 00:29:07,723 No, you know what you have to do? 445 00:29:09,043 --> 00:29:11,123 I'll tell you. Save points at the supermarket. 446 00:29:11,203 --> 00:29:12,723 Crazy enough, right now I'm… 447 00:29:27,083 --> 00:29:27,883 Dude. 448 00:29:29,843 --> 00:29:32,323 What the hell is wrong with you? 449 00:29:34,523 --> 00:29:36,003 Can we talk privately? 450 00:29:41,843 --> 00:29:43,043 We're not friends anymore. 451 00:29:43,123 --> 00:29:44,283 I understand that. 452 00:29:44,763 --> 00:29:47,243 And I've fucked up a lot recently. 453 00:29:48,323 --> 00:29:49,763 But I have an offer for you… 454 00:29:51,483 --> 00:29:53,563 which could maybe bring us back together. 455 00:30:01,283 --> 00:30:02,323 That's 200,000 euros. 456 00:30:05,203 --> 00:30:06,003 What for? 457 00:30:08,083 --> 00:30:08,883 CandyBay. 458 00:30:09,923 --> 00:30:13,323 I need a functioning shop system, and you need money for your treatment. 459 00:30:13,803 --> 00:30:16,843 You get it for letting me have your code and then stopping… 460 00:30:17,603 --> 00:30:18,883 everything. 461 00:30:19,443 --> 00:30:20,803 I know it sounds harsh, 462 00:30:21,563 --> 00:30:23,803 but see it as a friendly takeover. 463 00:30:23,883 --> 00:30:25,283 Mergers and acquisitions. 464 00:30:26,403 --> 00:30:28,803 Apple, Facebook and Google do it basically every day. 465 00:30:35,203 --> 00:30:38,003 You could really use the money right now. 466 00:30:38,563 --> 00:30:40,123 It's good for both of us. 467 00:30:41,083 --> 00:30:42,003 Win-win. 468 00:30:46,363 --> 00:30:47,283 And… 469 00:30:47,963 --> 00:30:50,603 I'll throw this in on top. 470 00:30:52,483 --> 00:30:55,843 -I have to plug in a few things. -I'd do anything for an energy drink. 471 00:30:55,923 --> 00:30:57,643 -The drugs are coming. -What? 472 00:30:58,923 --> 00:30:59,843 You spied on us? 473 00:31:02,283 --> 00:31:03,443 What? No! 474 00:31:06,123 --> 00:31:08,243 You love this stuff. 475 00:31:12,563 --> 00:31:15,163 For a second, I thought you actually learned your lesson. 476 00:31:16,363 --> 00:31:17,843 This is bullshit! 477 00:31:17,923 --> 00:31:20,763 You just realized you can't figure out the code without me. 478 00:31:21,803 --> 00:31:24,323 I did learn my lesson, once and for all. 479 00:31:56,683 --> 00:32:00,523 The key advantage of being a loner is that you can change your strategy 480 00:32:00,603 --> 00:32:03,243 without having to discuss it with anyone. 481 00:32:03,323 --> 00:32:05,123 No one whose feelings you can hurt. 482 00:32:05,643 --> 00:32:06,923 No one to be considerate of. 483 00:32:07,003 --> 00:32:11,043 No one you've known all your life and therefore still owe anything to. 484 00:32:11,123 --> 00:32:14,323 You can fully concentrate on your goals. 485 00:32:49,643 --> 00:32:53,363 But the key disadvantage of being a loner is you're alone. 486 00:32:53,443 --> 00:32:55,523 And what good is everything you've achieved 487 00:32:55,603 --> 00:32:57,683 if you have no one to share it with? 488 00:33:10,483 --> 00:33:16,403 Rin-seln! 489 00:33:32,603 --> 00:33:33,603 Huh? 490 00:33:33,683 --> 00:33:34,843 Now what? 491 00:34:31,643 --> 00:34:35,083 Subtitle translation by: Mickey Mangan