Ducks, sheep, goats, llamas.
All herd animals.
Followers.
Completely dependent weaklings.
They do everything in groups.
Anyone who's been in a WhatsApp group knows what groups are capable of.
Or rather, what they're incapable of.
Tiger. Bear.
Leopard. Eagle.
All loners.
Uncompromising. Effective. Determined.
Even without any help from others.
People who decide everything alone may not have the best reputation.
We're not leading a country. It's a company.
It's not about pleasing everyone.
It's about a boss pursuing his vision without people always getting in his way.
Huh?
What's this? Python?
TypeScript? JavaScript? Or Rust?
I studied computer science for a semester, but I flunked math.
Classic.
A shop system.
For…
dairy farmers.
Digitization stops for no one.
Demanding client?
So-so. Unfortunately, they're getting a little…
…impatient, Moritz.
The crash was almost two weeks ago.
We're currently losing net revenue of at least 50,000 euros per day.
-That's a lot of money. -A lot of money.
If we come back with a simple fix, then people will realize we crashed.
Then we lose their confidence.
That's why we have to sell this as a relaunch.
Which is only possible with a comprehensive update.
Total makeover.
My "MyDrugs 2.0"
will change the way people sell drugs online forever,
while making everyone in this room very, very rich.
That's worth waiting for, right?
OK, Mr. Jobs.
Then we'll just hope…
…that everything goes smoothly!
Is it at least well paid? Or a favor for a friend?
I don't work for friends.
Do you have a deadline?
The official launch is…
…this Sunday at midnight?
Are you sure?
I am the CEO of this company.
If I say I can do it, I can do it.
The site is as good as done.
Yay!
That's great.
So send off your test run,
then you can concentrate on studying all weekend.
That doesn't look so finished.
Did you update the dependencies?
NPM is always tricky.
Otherwise, you could ask Lennard.
He's great with computers.
Oh no.
-Trouble in Buddyville? -I can handle it myself.
See you later, Mo.
Abitur! Abi-Abi-Abi-Abitur!
A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
They sell drugs online. And fast.
The extremely professional offenders operate without using any cash.
Payments are made with the modern cyber currency Bitcoin.
Then the drugs are enclosed in neutral envelopes
and sent out into the world,
simply and discreetly, as with Amazon or eBay.
And that is exactly what makes the situation so dangerous.
CASE FILE X UNSOLVED
How do you hunt criminals on the Internet?
People tend to think it's like in The Matrix or something.
But even online dealers walk out the door eventually.
Then we catch them.
Now the site seems to have something big planned.
Can you enlighten us further on this?
Yes, we presume that this weekend,
a new version of their shop will go online.
Bigger selection, faster delivery, more security for the customers.
I mean, for the drug addicts.
If you have observed such a scene at a mailbox or package station,
contact us at the number below, or now also via our website.
That's all for this week on Case File X Unsolved.
Stay vigilant and don't let anyone play you for a fool.
I shouldn't have shaved. I look gay.
I.T. is still working on restoring the laptop of that dead dealer.
I'm sure that once we access the files, then we--
Oh. No, I put a stop to that.
Excuse me? Do you know how much time I've invested in that?
Yes, I know. Too much.
I know, you wanted this case to be something special.
A Hollywood-ready story about a few nerds from Winden.
Rinseln.
But in real life, if it's murder, it was the husband.
And if it's drugs, it was a previously convicted foreigner.
I don't mean that in a racist way! I mean it statistically!
If you need to work with computers, click through the criminal records.
And don't be too disappointed
if your M1000 ends up looking like Eko Fresh.
He's a famous rapper.
He's also Arab.
Yes, I know who Eko Fresh is!
Yeah, OK. I just thought… You didn't react when I said it just now.
Here…
Gangsters look like this.
Advanced German Lit. students! Welcome to our Abitur Prep Weekend!
In one hour, we meet in the community room
and divide into study groups.
And this attractive young man is responsible for your free time.
Yeah. Thanks. I find you very attractive, too.
From me as well, welcome. My name is Joseph.
We offer activities here to complement your studying.
Sports, time management, meditation.
Mental fitness!
-That's a game-changer, people! -Yes.
Oh, and please no sex and no drugs in the cabins.
But the lake is a great place to shoot up and fuck.
He's just kidding, of course.
Yeah, true. You can do it in the cabins, too.
But as we all know by now:
sexual intercourse requires mutual consent.
Or if one of the people is very drunk.
What the hell is wrong with you?
What idiot packed their bag right on top of the hatch?
Here you go.
People…
Whose is this?
Huh? What…
Did someone bring a rubber dinghy?
What for?
I sleep on my side.
Does it help with snoring, too?
I have the same kind.
I've slept like a baby ever since.
Put it there!
OK, grab your stuff. Then I'll show you the best places to secretly smoke.
Ah, look! A gyrocopter.
Frank Thelen from Shark Tank
invested millions in an air taxi company.
That's the future.
Yeah, unless it's raining outside.
But who needs a taxi when the weather's bad?
Don't worry. I'm sure Frank also got his start with dairy farmers.
Everything OK?
Your eyes are red.
Are you high?
Are those all hazel trees?
Yes, indeed. We are currently in Europe's second largest hazel forest!
I'm allergic to hazelnuts!
Why do you think it's called "Haselhof Nature Lodge"?
For David Hasselhoff, or what?
Who?
"I sleep on my side!"
Knight Rider!
What happens at Haselhof, stays at Haselhof, right, Lenny?
Yeah, man!
If you need any help with this Lenny situation,
let me know.
I don't see myself as just a teacher.
I'm more of a 360-degree pedagog.
Yeah, thanks.
You can keep the handkerchief.
For now.
Hurry up, people! I want to go to the lake.
Something's wrong with the component lifecycle…
Shit, shit!
Just do the obstacle!
Or with the change detection?
Hey, Dennis. You don't happen to know--
Sorry, just because we both know how to use a computer,
it doesn't mean we're automatically friends or something.
Everyone's interested in computers these days.
It's not a common interest anymore.
The Internet is full of terrible places,
but nothing is worse than Internet forums.
Post a harmless question in a forum and you'll be reprimanded,
instructed, insulted,
and your post will be pushed back until it's deleted.
And meanwhile, you'll get a bunch of answers to questions you never asked.
All great artists have their own handwriting.
An unmistakable calling card
comprised of taste, habit and craftsmanship.
It's as if the author is staring at you through the work.
-I can come back later-- -Nonsense.
What's up?
It's super efficient. And aluminum-free.
Want to try it?
I was thinking about what you said earlier about friendship.
I think I do really need help.
No!
I forgot my fucking energy drinks!
Fucking shit! Fuck!
I need them for my blood sugar!
It might be good to lay off for a bit, right?
They're basically colored carbs.
A standard Lennard Sander is powered by two high-capacity sugar batteries,
supplying the programmer with 1.21 gigawatts.
Depending on stress levels, the battery lasts up to three hours.
They must then be recharged by adding carbohydrate-rich refined sugar.
Warning! Do not use alternative fuels under any circumstances.
You have me! I'm also sweet and have way too much energy.
Besides, right now, we have other fucking problems!
First, Moritz is planning something, and second, CandyBay.
Dan! What's with the package?
People, how many times do I have to tell you? The guy said--
Last-minute change of plans, men:
Lenny, you're sharing a room with Moritz now.
Huh? How come?
Allergies.
Is he out of his fucking mind? That psycho teach--
There's no way I'm sharing a room with Shooter Dennis.
He always smiles so weird when he shoots people.
I'm sure we'll find a solution.
Maybe you'd like to share a room with Anna and Lina?
Or with the lovely Jana?
Jana?
But that's not even allowed, is it?
Let's put it this way, it depends what the teacher says…
See?
Just for the record, we're not friends anymore.
I was told to keep my mouth shut
because everything I say you will use against me.
What? No.
There are just a ton of hazel trees by the other room.
-I saw your site. -Really?
CandyBay. That's you, right?
Yeah.
It looks good! Slick SSR.
-And the CDN is really well set up. -Yeah, totally.
I'm working on setting up MyDrugs, but…
You probably know that already.
Yeah, of course.
-And right now, I'm having-- -No, that's stupid!
I'm not adding a Chrome extension,
just so Google can always know what I watch on Netflix.
We'll just press play at the same time. Ready?
Three… two…
No, it'll work!
Three, two, one…
Two, one…
So, next category: "weirdos."
"Who will go to jail first?"
What? Yearbook categories like this are tradition.
It's not tradition, it's bullying.
"Who will go to jail first?"
I say Moritz.
I like it.
But for what? Inciting public… boredom?
It'll probably be me,
because German cops are racist assholes, too.
Statistically speaking.
Good point.
Do we put Gerda?
Yeah, Gerda.
Okay. "Who only thinks about others and never about themselves?"
Lisa.
Huh?
That's not true!
Because I'm not an ego-bitch like you?
I think about the consequences for others before I make decisions.
Yeah. And that's exactly what this is about.
You were one of those kids who shook Kinder Surprise eggs for hours
to check for a figurine.
And in the end, it was just something you had to assemble.
But that's what's exciting about them.
That you don't know what you'll get.
And that's what makes them so dangerous and illegal in the US.
That's not why--
That's why guns aren't. Because you know what you're getting.
Oh my God!
I know. I talk first and then think about it.
That's exactly my point.
What I mean is,
just take what you want without constantly thinking about it.
You can't control what happens anyway.
You're still focused on Moritz. Just let it go finally.
OK, hands up, which group will take Moritz?
Anybody?
Cloth.
It's not mine.
So do you wash it before giving it back?
I was wondering the same thing.
Hey, Lisa! Eifel Ranger Joseph made stick bread for you.
But he's too scared to talk to you.
Sure! Live every day like you're seven?
You eat the black, carcinogenic part, too?
Sorry. I forgot to tell Fritzi how fire works.
Who would guess that it's so hot?
But speaking of carcinogenic…
Come on, Lisa. Have some fun.
Uh, friends?
It's not cool to smoke joints. Give it here.
I'll show you how the cool kids are doing it these days.
This makes for a better mix.
Wow.
Can I just have the joint?
I think I'm allergic to gluten.
-Wanna try? -No way!
-Why not? -It's totally burnt!
Excuse me, I have to wash my handkerchief.
He's funny.
Stress?
Yeah, you're right.
And I know, Dan and Kira are trying to keep us apart but…
Hey, Dan. Nice to see you.
Somehow my memory of you is different.
You look like one of those shocking photos on a pack of cigarettes.
Didn't you tell him he has no business being in the cabin?
No… I mean…
Man, if you weren't so good in bed…
Moritz? Do you know where you're sleeping tonight?
I could've handled that alone.
Sure.
You can also handle what's happening now alone,
but some things are just more fun to do together.
No, wait…
Wait. They're fogging up.
Wait, they're fogging up. Wait a sec.
Do it.
Yes!
Sometimes shipping takes a little longer!
I've been waiting six days for sneakers from Zalando.
You don't see me freaking out.
Holy shit, he looks bad.
I have to plug in a few things.
As long as whatever is on your face isn't contagious…
I'd do anything for an energy drink. Literally anything.
Where were we? Oh, yeah.
Dan transferred all our Bitcoins to a random guy on the Darknet.
Again, it's not a scam. The drugs are coming.
-He even promised me a tracking link! -What?
A tracking link? Seriously?
Let's look at Moritz's laptop.
Maybe he left his wallet open on the desktop.
Password? Probably his birthday.
Lenny? When is his birthday?
No idea.
What do you mean, no idea?
Really, I don't know!
Seriously?
Moritz hates birthdays. He won't say when his is.
Just when you think he can't get any weirder…
Then we do have to rely on Dan, after all.
Great position to be in.
Let's wait and see, okay?
For now, we still have my street contact.
With the street prices?
Hey, I'm not saying it's gonna make us rich.
But it'll keep us going for a while, and customers will get something.
Plus-minus zero is better than nothing.
What? Hello?
Getting rich is the only reason people sell drugs.
You don't do it because it's a sustainable,
interesting challenge in an innovative industry.
Yeah, plus there's the shipping costs.
Right now, on every order, we're losing 1.70 euros.
If we keep this up, we won't even be able to afford Lenny's funeral.
And you know my standards.
I want to either be hung up in the woods so Logan Paul can tag me in his IG video,
or be buried at sea.
And by a sea burial,
I mean Dan Bilzerian on a jet ski
snorts my ashes off a supermodel's back.
See, Dan? We're only doing it for the money.
It's not as if Lenny's therapy doesn't fucking matter to me.
I already sold my car
and cancelled my Foodspring subscription and Headspace, too.
But I wanted to ask if I could reactivate--
To give people what they really need,
you first have to know what they really need.
You might think you could simply ask a person what it is they need,
but you'd be wrong.
People only ever say what they want. Never what they need.
Henry Ford once said: If I had asked people what they wanted,
they would have said, "Faster horses."
To find out what people really need,
you have to collect large amounts of information about them
and observe their behavior closely over a long period of time.
Do you think Netflix would have spent a ton of money
on a third season of your weird show
if they weren't 100% sure people would watch it?
The money should be in your PayPal account by now!
Great!
Ah! There you are.
Hey.
Why did you want to meet here?
Is this a horror-movie-lure-the-ranger- into-the-woods-to-kill-him scenario?
Yeah. So there are no witnesses.
Wanna go for a walk or something?
You could teach me the names of trees?
Hey, that's my line for enticing women into the forest.
Welcome to the year 2020,
where women can be sexual predators, too.
It's your fault for dressing so provocatively.
So, please follow me into the woods.
Are you not supposed to be reading Faust or something?
Actually, yeah.
But ever since I heard there's a Faust 2, I've lost interest,
like with Iron Man.
Alright, let's go.
I think I have an idea where a cool ranger like me can be lured.
Marlene, can you come here?
Holy fucking shit! You scared me to death, man!
Were you attacked?
No, it's just a moderate allergic reaction.
An allergic reaction. But it's not contagious.
The site is finished.
Then let's go!
But I would like to get an expert opinion before uploading.
After last time, everything must be absolutely safe against attacks.
I already have someone available.
Who?
Someone we know?
My contact earns his money with anonymity on the Internet.
So, of course I don't know his real name.
-But you gave us your word-- -I am the CEO of MyDrugs.
And as CEO, I'd prefer to be on the safe side
and push back the relaunch to Monday morning.
And? What do you think?
It looks like a desktop background.
Thank you.
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard.
No, it's really beautiful. Thank you.
Are you sure that's a good idea?
The water quality is perfect.
-It comes from-- -Yeah…
How long have you been doing this?
Obviously not that long.
Your point?
Are you always like this?
Such a bad ranger?
No. You always seem so content.
How do you do that? It's nauseating!
If you're good to the world, the world is good to you.
-Karma and stuff. -So nauseating!
Mmm. Dead sheep.
See you next time on Lisa's Vlog!
Not one cent more.
No, soon, you're gonna have to pay on top of that.
No, you know what you have to do?
I'll tell you. Save points at the supermarket.
Crazy enough, right now I'm…
Dude.
What the hell is wrong with you?
Can we talk privately?
We're not friends anymore.
I understand that.
And I've fucked up a lot recently.
But I have an offer for you…
which could maybe bring us back together.
That's 200,000 euros.
What for?
CandyBay.
I need a functioning shop system, and you need money for your treatment.
You get it for letting me have your code and then stopping…
everything.
I know it sounds harsh,
but see it as a friendly takeover.
Mergers and acquisitions.
Apple, Facebook and Google do it basically every day.
You could really use the money right now.
It's good for both of us.
Win-win.
And…
I'll throw this in on top.
-I have to plug in a few things. -I'd do anything for an energy drink.
-The drugs are coming. -What?
You spied on us?
What? No!
You love this stuff.
For a second, I thought you actually learned your lesson.
This is bullshit!
You just realized you can't figure out the code without me.
I did learn my lesson, once and for all.
The key advantage of being a loner is that you can change your strategy
without having to discuss it with anyone.
No one whose feelings you can hurt.
No one to be considerate of.
No one you've known all your life and therefore still owe anything to.
You can fully concentrate on your goals.
But the key disadvantage of being a loner is you're alone.
And what good is everything you've achieved
if you have no one to share it with?
Rin-seln!
Huh?
Now what?
Subtitle translation by: Mickey Mangan