Mo!
Mo, you really don't have to clean up for me.
Stop! Um...
I... I'm not wearing anything.
Mo?
Everything okay?
Yeah.
You know that in a relationship you see each other naked sometimes?
Yeah.
So how do feel now?
Can you hold me?
You're the only person I can trust right now.
Okay.
I think now is a good time to explain to you
how I got out of the situation with the pills on the table.
Lisa, that's why I had to pick Daniel up at your house.
Yeah, he has a really bad dealing problem.
He's really deep in it. Cartels and stuff.
What?
Yeah, I was really shocked, too, when I heard it.
So I spoke to him, and I convinced him to stop right away.
Someone had to somehow get him out of that drug swamp.
He was involved with some really shady characters.
Then I offered to let him in on MyTems.
So he could pay off his debts and... to give him some perspective, of course.
Maybe...
Can you maybe... not tell him that I told you?
It's really uncomfortable for him.
I'm sure he's been acting weird around you anyway.
Honestly, if you'd seen this guy,
would you have thought the ecstasy next to his Transformers toy was his?
No.
No!
Of course, I was gonna tell her the truth sooner or later.
But then...
Mum!
It was better to not tell her the truth.
Right?
A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
Domain: mydrugs.to.
Product range: various ecstasy pills, crystalline MDMA
Server location: unknown.
Security vulnerabilities: none.
Test purchases have been made.
Postmark: Distribution Center 32, North Rhine-Westphalia.
The latest samples show a high degree of purity.
Exclusive sale.
An older test purchase matches confiscated pills of a Jakob Otto.
Pseudonym: Buba
Location: Rinseln.
Otto committed suicide.
Weapon: 3D-printed, type: "Liberator,"
caliber: 9mm, condition: destroyed, fingerprints: none.
Security cameras: present.
However, no recordings could be found.
EXHIBIT
A laptop was seized. Completely formatted.
We are likely searching for 20 to 30 culprits,
organized in a clan structure.
Highly specialized and professional.
Fuck, I haven't slept in days.
I'm happy for you and Kira, by the way.
I haven't slept in days
because your Frikandel freaks want to kill us!
Hey, don't stress about it, Lenny. I can't sleep either.
That's why I spent the whole night... thinking.
If we have a convincing front business, they'll leave us alone for now.
Fuck! The Dutch!
-What the hell is that? -Bad experience with firearms.
Mo! I have to grab something.
Okay! We just need to finish something quickly.
Aren’t you a little old to be wanking together?
Open up for a sec!
Gloves, gloves!
Hey!
I thought it was way warmer outside but...
Hi.
I just wanted to grab a jumper.
Yeah, um...
Okay... then have fun, you guys.
I'll be at Fritzi's.
Bye!
Okay, boys.
I give us two days before Lisa knows everything.
Nonsense. It's just transitional. As soon as things with her dad--
Her dad's a sex addict and her mum's in rehab.
What about that is "transitional"?
We have a guest room at our house, too.
-He's trying to help. -I have it under control.
Okay, about a front business...
About the front business.
I have an idea.
Don't stress about it, okay?
Like I said, I can go there by myself.
We're coming with you.
Fine.
Just try to make a good impression, okay?
And so that they don't hurt us, leave the talking to me, please.
They're really dangerous.
Typical, people hang security cameras everywhere
but for their WiFi, they use the default password.
And who's in? I'm in.
Ready?
-What's happening? -Turn it off!
It won't turn off!
Turn it off! The baby's sleeping!
Haha! My neighbor.
"Smart Homes" just don't deserve that name.
They're not gonna kill you.
And if so, it's not much difference for you, life expectancy-wise.
That's true.
I've got it. You just don't go.
Man, you're the CTO.
CTOs sit alone in dark rooms and code or hack their neighbors' smart homes.
No, I can't do that to Moritz.
We're all in it together.
Well, if you do survive, can I sleep over at your place tomorrow?
What the fuck?
Are you kidding me? What is that?
It was a package deal with the baton.
Real subtle.
I don't wanna die today!
THE NETHERLANDS
And all of it for a variety of tastes.
Beef, barbecue beef, chicken, barbecue chicken, and pork.
So to summarize...
Depending--
Okay, everyone can put together their own mix for their dogs
and order it to their homes.
Simple, healthy...
Okay. Simple. Healthy. Personalized. Doggy Style Mix.
That's the idea for our front business.
Well, I'm not convinced by the idea.
How many of your friends and relatives have dogs?
-A ton! Almost all of them. -Exactly.
You need something that seems smart...
but that has a smaller target group.
In other words...
that doesn't really work.
Like I said, Moritz, if you don't have a convincing idea,
then we'll just have to...
No!
There's another idea!
We ship vitamins and important nutritional supplements in liquid form.
As shots for busy professional gamers.
I've observed Lenny for a while now. And for him, gaming is like a sport.
I mean, cognitively that may even be true.
But his diet is anything but athletic.
Basically, just iced tea and peanut flips, you know.
We sell everything the body is lacking
when it's vegetating motionless for hours in front of the computer.
Bonus Life:
Because the "E" in Esport stands for Energy.
For "electronic."
That is bloody wicked!
I'm glad you like it.
-Oh, you speak Dutch? -A little.
Employee of the Month!
Employee of the Month.
Incredibly unprofessional!
Mate, relax.
I am not going to relax!
You can't just start blabbering like that and pitch some random idea.
Yeah, but you can?
Yes. I'm the CEO.
You undermined my authority back there. Undermined my authority!
Hi. Lennard Sander, CTO.
Moritz, your head wasn't even in there, man.
Lisa was texting you the whole time. It was obvious.
Dan just had the better idea. So relax.
Dan just saved our arses. If it wasn't for him, we might be dead.
Exactly! Because they aren't our friends. They're dangerous!
We can't just blindly trust them.
Who can't you trust?
Who said that?
Hi!
You must be Moritz.
Lenny's told me pretty much everything about you.
-Hey, Kira! -Hi, Dan.
-How long have you been up there? -Since just now.
Have you been up here before? It's wicked.
So when you're done with whatever it is you're doing,
I thought maybe the two of us could do something.
It's Sunday. I have time.
You have time. We could go to your place for a change.
Yeah, or go jogging or on a bike ride.
Or play soccer.
You guys keep arguing on your own.
I think I need to get out that baton.
Or go hiking. Or paddleboating. Or rock climbing!
Okay, that's enough! I'm coming up.
What are you doing?
Where's the box?
-What box? -The "See You Soon" box.
I need a hair tie.
Oh, yeah. I still have it here somewhere.
I wouldn't throw that away.
There it is.
Oh, thank God. I've lost all of mine again.
Remember?
Oh, God, that's right. We wanted to smoke it before you left.
But you were too afraid.
What if we don't come back down?
Cannabis consumption can lead to schizophrenia.
Well, the most this will give you is diarrhea.
What?
-Wanna play Jenga? -No. Bye.
I wasn't asking you.
Yeah. We'll be right there. Go ahead and set up.
-You don't know what you're getting into. -I love game nights.
Yeah. But I'm gonna win.
-Dad, scoot over to Moritz. -Okay.
-Like this? -Yeah, perfect. Moritz, smile!
Everyone's having a good time!
Thanks!
I’m sure some game company is paying you to do an Instagram story.
Nope! Just personal.
Hmm. Just personal.
Leave her alone.
-What do you do with the money? -I'm saving for a rescue dog.
-Why? Dogs get more likes? -Dogs listen. Unlike brothers.
Marie, we've talked about this a thousand times.
There won't be any dogs in this house, they cost way too much money.
Exactly.
I wanted to say thank you again.
For letting me be here.
Of course.
You can always stay here.
You're part of the family.
Morrie!
What?
Am I not allowed to visit my children anymore?
Okay, I know I haven't been so attentive lately.
But I've just had a lot on my plate.
I know it's not always easy.
But, my God, we don't live in the 1950s anymore, right?
Life goes on. Even for women.
I mean, you don't plan on being a housewife, do you?
Lara? Uh...
-Lisa. -Sorry!
I don't know what I want to be yet.
Right, but it's your choice.
That's what equality means.
Anyway, I'm here now. And it doesn't matter why.
Besides, I told your father I was coming.
Yeah, but he couldn't have guessed it would actually happen this time.
I go horseback riding now.
Twice a week.
That's wonderful.
Should I drive you there next time?
Oh, cool! Then I can show you Pedro!
-Of course, it matters. -What?
You said it doesn't matter why you're here. I disagree.
Oh, yes.
Your mother and I need to discuss something alone.
-Go brush your teeth. -But it involves them, too.
-Besides, Moritz is eighteen. -Seventeen.
Almost eighteen.
-Marie, brush your teeth. -Oh, man.
-Will you come later to say goodnight? -Yes. I will.
Night.
Okay. So there are going to be a few changes.
You know this house belonged to your grandmother.
Now it belongs to me. And I was happy to let you live here--
You're selling our house.
It sounds really bad when you say it.
But I mean...
Maybe the buyer would let you keep living here.
But honestly, do you really want to live here forever?
On top of that, part of the sales price goes into a life insurance policy
for you and Marie.
Great.
Thank you.
-Now we just have to kill you. -Moritz!
That would be insurance fraud.
It's great!
What Bettina said.
About equality!
I just didn't realize we were already there.
We all know that a 1,000-year matriarchy is the only reasonable way
to compensate for centuries of female oppression.
But naive as I am, I assumed that women would do it all better than men did.
But... an arsehole is an arsehole.
It doesn't matter whether they have a penis or a vagina.
Moritz was definitely not happy about Dan having the better idea.
At least they didn't kill us!
It's kind of a shame I have to cancel this order.
Yeah. What a shame.
-I have to marry you, Kira. -No falling in love, we agreed.
I don't have much time left. Have you forgotten?
Can't we please go to your parents and I'll ask for your hand?
Or we fuck.
It'd be a shame, if you died a virgin.
I've never seen her so speechless.
Wait a second.
Lisa, I...
I have to tell you something.
I love you.
Then... it's my turn now.
There are people who don't mind living with contradictions.
Is something wrong?
Leonardo DiCaprio, for example.
In one 24-hour period, he took his private jet
from the French Riviera to New York and back
to accept an award for his environmental activism.
Thirteen thousand kilometers.
Granted, he isn't known for his functioning relationships.
And those are just the ex-girlfriends people know about.
For a functioning relationship, the most important thing is to be honest.
You owe it to one another.
INSTANT PANCAKE MIX
Mo?
You are here!
Mo, stop eating this garbage.
You know, if something's wrong you can always talk to me. Really.
Gnocchi?
Oh, fuck. I'm down.
About Lisa...
You finally see, it's a bad idea
for your girlfriend to live in the MyDrugs HQ?
Says the guy whose hacker-girlfriend sleeps in our server room.
And what's so important?
-Lisa and I had sex and... -Kira and I, too!
-Are we gonna talk sex details now? -That's not what this is about.
I have the feeling I can't do it anymore.
Um...
-No! Keeping Lisa and MyDrugs separate! -Oh. Yeah.
Sure.
Lenny, I do think sometimes about just telling her everything.
-Do you know what I mean? -Yeah.
I can understand.
I mean, I've also thought about...
-telling Kira-- -What?
Are you insane? She's a stranger from the internet!
-No, but you said-- -You can't compare it. It's Lisa.
I've known her since I was four.
True.
I don't want to hurt her.
But I'm scared that will happen, if I tell her,
and then there's this 50 percent chance that she'll leave me, if I tell her,
and that she'll go to the police and then everything's fucked!
And worst of all...
I would understand why.
Lisa's not an arsehole. Of course, she'd understand.
Look at you. She's willing to make compromises for your relationship.
And about sex...
About the sex.
It'll get better after that.
Lenny...
If there were a button that...
deleted everything we've ever done...
and every trace that could lead back to us...
really, everything...
You mean a back door
like the thermal exhaust port on the Death Star?
Would you press it?
No.
But it would be fun to program that button.
This really is a pretty cool garage.
Yeah.
A few things you should keep in mind when you want to tell someone the truth:
First, don't blurt it straight out.
Lisa, I...
Second, make sure the person is in the right mood.
I'M AT THE POOL PARTY. I'LL STAY OVER AT FRITZI'S!
Third, explain the situation in person.
In private.
But the most important thing is:
You promised her.
Yes, and that was the plan.
But our partners in Romania...
They're pressuring us, and now everything's blown up and--
Ever wondered how it would be if you didn't constantly lie to us?
If I'd always told the truth in my life, I wouldn't be where I am today.
And quite honestly, I'm not interested in...
Mate, we can't go there, it's the fucking crime scene.
We just have to drop her off.
I literally heard her heart breaking.
I'm not interested in hearing my legs breaking.
Fine, my arms then.
I'm not going to die today, and I'm not going to jail.
Are we going or not?
Of course, Mademoiselle, your driver is at your service.
-We're losing... -Get your bloody driver's license.
Buba's dead. What are you afraid of?
I don't know! You were talking about the mother.
Yeah, she's 80! You think she'd kill us?
Uh... I don't know. Yes?
Okay. Bye!
Marie, wait.
I'll talk to Dad, okay?
About the dog.
About a dog.
Thank you.
-That's so... -No problem.
-Let's get going before-- -Bye! Have fun!
Is Marie your sister?
How sweet of you to bring her horseback riding.
That's him! Our Martin.
Hi.
Donnie.
We have to get going.
Okay?
See? It all went well.
Shut up. Just look straight ahead and smile.
I'm just saying. We didn't need to worry.
I don't know about you, but I still have plans in my life.
Where was I?
Oh, yeah.
Things to keep in mind when telling someone the truth.
The most important thing is:
Do not get distracted.
Stay focused.
Stay in the moment.
Forget everything around you.
And remember, if you're here, you've already made the decision.
Hey! Happy birthday!
Okay.
-Dan, can you get me another one? -I don't think that's...
Let me introduce my Employee of the Month.
Lisa, can we talk for a second?
Bye.
It's great! Huh?
I could live another 15 years... Or 20! Or 22.
Well, of course, it's not 100 percent certain.
And it's expensive.
But with the MyDrugs money, it's not a problem.
And I could finally really get to know you.
I don't know anything about you.
I don't even know your last name.
Do you have a middle name? I haven't met your parents.
I have so much time, we could even have kids!
And grandkids!
-Do you want to take the name Sander? -Fuck! Give that shit a rest!
You're not going to meet my parents, okay?
Sorry.
Sorry, Lenny. I just need some space.
Don't call. I'll call you.
Wait a sec.
Hold on.
-What's going on? -Lisa...
Can you keep a secret?
Yes.
If you piss on my shoes, I'm gonna kill you.
Hurry up! Timo wants to jump from the three-meter board.
Why are you with me?
I mean, honestly.
Um... because...
Because you are the sweetest, nicest, and most honest person in the whole world.
Because I can always trust you and... because I love you.
And what if some of that has changed?
-Shoes, mate! -Yeah.
Things you don't know about me.
Maybe I'm not the sweet, nice and...
honest guy you knew.
Jonas, come on now!
-Lisa, I... -Shut the fuck up!
You're such a pain!
I...
It's over.
What?
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six...
I don't love you anymore.
...three, two, one.
Happy birthday to you...