Hey!
Hey, honey. How's it going?
Hey. How was your meeting?
Leon, please put that down!
Long.
And the hotel?
It's just for one night.
Daddy!
-The kids wanted to talk to you, too. -Yes.
Leon, yes, very nice drawing, but Daddy can't see it right now.
Leon, please put that down.
Honey, are you still there?
Leon, Daddy's on the phone!
-Yes. -Leon, please!
-When do you get back tomorrow? -Yvonne?
-I'll call you right back, okay? -Okay, talk to--
Fuck.
A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
Elon Musk works 80 hours per week.
And if things aren't going well at Tesla, he'll even sleep at the factory.
If you want to get to the top,
your business has to come before your personal life.
And my heart beats for MyDrugs.
What a performance yesterday. Wicked idea!
How do you even know Dutch?
I had a girlfriend...
We should think about--
Everything okay?
That was your third time in the bathroom.
Lactose intolerance.
If you want to talk about "lactose intolerance..."
Okay, what flavors were you thinking? I figured peach, ginger, lemon...
Let's not put too much work into it. It's just a front business.
What's that thing on your nose?
Minus 2, minus 2.5.
I usually wear contacts.
-I think they're cool. -Thanks!
Just concentrate on packing, Professor.
Just because you can't live with the fact that someone else had a good idea?
The idea is good.
Because it's so shitty. The perfect front business.
Gamers don't give a fuck about their health.
Don't worry about it, okay?
It'd be better anyway, if you just quit school
and focused full-time on gluing stamps.
What do you need your Abi for?
I just don't get how someone can be such a wanker all of a sudden.
I don't believe him.
Sorry, but...
Moritz breaking up with me?
No!
Am I boring you?
No. No!
Come here, new roomie!
Hello.
Did you guys take something, or what?
Okay.
I don't want to make a huge deal out of this,
but shouldn't we be crying about boys over a giant bucket of vanilla ice cream?
Vanilla ice cream...
With cherries!
Moritz, I know you're in a bad mood because of your lactose intolerance but...
We're just as committed as you, you know?
Oh, is that right?
Dan's biggest contribution was that he could speak two words of Dutch.
And you're planning your wedding with some coder whom we can't trust,
who probably only wants our Bitcoins.
I even broke up with my girlfriend for the business!
It's not true.
-What? Of course, it is. -No, about the wedding.
Here.
Kira needs a little space right now. I can accept that.
-What is that? -It's her mood barometer.
So I know how long I have to wait.
She programmed it with Rust and WebAssembly.
Crazy complicated for a microsite like this.
What did you take?
Forty milligrams of keta.
Orally...
What the fuck?
It's Wednesday.
That's why we only took forty milligrams.
You too? Really?
Oh, come on, Lisa, just because of one bad experience?
That's ridiculous.
I mean, when you hurt your knee...
you went skiing again right after,
and you should do that.
So you don't develop any fears.
I don't think you can compare it.
Isn't keta really addictive?
It's not as if we filled the whole room with it.
Moritz?
-Fuck! -Yeah?
Hey, guys. I thought I'd bring you some refreshments.
I really think your new idea is great.
Almost as good as that math app on Dragons' Den.
And I still think that I could... Thanks.
That I should support you more somehow.
-Is there anything else I can do? -Lactose intolerance?
No, it's great we can even be here.
Really good idea with the garage.
Now you and Lisa finally have some quiet in your room.
You have to clearly separate that.
Life and work.
I have to go to the bathroom.
It's about Lisa.
Yeah, they broke up again.
I'm sorry, what?
One, two, three.
There you go.
Hello, Pedro.
Abnor! Come here!
Look.
Do you notice anything?
Yeah. Buba's wearing my jacket.
No.
Those boys.
They're the ones from yesterday.
Martin and Donnie. You're right!
I want you to find out everything there is to know about them.
What is there not to understand?
There were cameras at the scene,
but Buba's mother says they didn't record anything.
And we have his laptop, but it's completely formatted.
-So... formatted? -Yes.
Everything completely wiped.
That's what I'm saying, we couldn't get the password either.
No. Everything's erased.
No user, no files, nothing at all.
Someone who really knows computers,
probably working with Buba, professionally... emptied it.
Huh? But it asked for a password when you opened it.
Yes, it probably asked you for a password. I have to go.
Right, I'll take this with me.
Luckily, erased files are never gone forever.
Goodbye.
Moritz, we have to talk.
I have a question about the laptop I asked you to hack the password for.
Are you there?
Trust doesn't depend on how many things people know about each other,
but what things they know.
In the end, we all have secrets we keep from one another.
Computers go about it differently, they collect everything about you.
Your Google search history, who you follow on Instagram,
what you like on TikTok.
They know exactly who you are.
A study at Stanford has proven that an AI only needs five photos of you
to determine your sexual orientation.
Maybe we should be glad about every secret that still exists.
The career days really are extremely important.
You all might think the time before you graduate is hard.
Oh, advanced course in math, help!
But trust me, that's nothing.
It gets really hard when you're making bad decisions
and you're standing there 15 years later.
A brilliant mind that could have brought us to Mars,
but instead has to tell a bunch of kids to put their damn phones away.
Fritzi!
So, please.
Take this test seriously, and be honest with yourselves, okay?
This is such garbage.
-It's like a horoscope. -Yeah, Mercury doesn't look good either.
These tests aren't so random anymore. I read an article--
Why not wear contacts?
I read an article about how nowadays with big data they can--
Shut it now!
So, first the multiple choice questions, then we'll have the one-on-one interviews,
and tomorrow will be the teamwork activity.
I don't care if you lie to me. It's your sad lives after all.
Okay. Let's get started.
Good luck.
Ms. Lembach, I didn't want that!
-How do I get back? -Hold on.
Oh, thanks!
Please take a seat.
"Creativity, inventiveness,
unique perspectives, sharp intellect,
the ideal manager."
In the nineties.
Please take a seat.
Oh... "Socially conscious and loyal.
Blue types, however, tend to bow to the group's will.
They have good ideas, but lack the confidence to voice them."
"Yellow Type. Gregarious, playful, good-natured."
You play team sports, right?
I'm concentrating on start-ups now with focus on marketing and communication.
Have you seen your grades?
It's a funny thing with you.
The test wasn't clear.
I think you just need to decide what you want.
Relax. There's not just yes or no, or black or white.
You have to just do it.
Without mistakes, you'll never find out what you don't want.
If you do plan to study something along those lines,
you'll have to improve your grades.
It combines really well.
Just cram a little mitosis on the ergometer.
I bet you have a whole list of goals in life,
without ever really trying to achieve them.
Just take them on. What could go wrong?
Today, a boss needs to be caring, a good listener, show empathy.
The internet says so. Or employees will quit.
Without motivated employees, a business is worthless.
But I'm sure I don't have to explain that to you.
Okay, boys.
In the last three months, we've made 1.2 million euro.
That means, for one million we needed two and a half months.
-For the 15 million, we need... -Thirty-seven and a half.
Yes, that's right.
And it's too slow. The Dutch want us to increase the sales rate.
So, how do we do it?
I suggest we start with a...
brainstorming.
I'm excited to hear your ideas.
How about B2B, for example?
Like, selling to other dealers.
Isn't that super dangerous?
I'll write it down, okay?
-That's brainstorming. -I'll write it down.
Anything else?
Marketing...
Thanks! Great input, Lenny.
Any ideas how we could implement it?
What's up? Is it leg day, or what?
And, head of marketing?
We need your input, Daniel.
Your creative, playful, outside the box thinking.
Are you fucking with me?
No, seriously.
You have wicked ideas, man. Especially with marketing and stuff.
The T-shirts, for example?
What did they say? "I've never been on MyDrugs.to"?
Maybe I don't want us to get it done before we graduate.
I honestly have no idea what I want to do afterwards.
If I'm even able to graduate.
For you guys, doing MyDrugs and school is totally easy.
Man, if you need help...
you can always ask us, we're happy to help!
Yes.
I mean... if you want us to, perhaps.
Good. That was very productive.
Shall we continue? Anyone have anything on their mind?
I have something important.
Yes, Lenny?
This whole expansion really is...
pretty time-consuming.
And I was thinking...
I'll just say it.
We need a bigger team, guys.
And I already have someone in mind.
-I was thinking Kira. -Kira?
So I break up with my girlfriend for the business and...
you bring yours in?
That's cheating!
No, she can really help. With the coin mixer--
You already told her?
-There he is again. -What? No.
Why would I?
Yeah, I don't know.
Because she's your first girlfriend?
And you look down and left when you lie.
-What? No. -There, you did it again!
I really didn't say anything.
The guy invented it to make his wife skinnier and better at tennis.
Son of a bitch.
He called his wife Ritalein, so he named it "Ritalin."
It makes you happier, more alert and boosts your focus.
And your tennis skills, probably, too.
Are you more tired-angry or sad-angry?
Angry-angry.
It works like an amphetamine.
It blocks reabsorption of dopamine, noradrenaline...
Side-effects: heart palpitations, loss of appetite, insomnia.
-I already have all that without Ritalein. -Okay. Then...
Cough syrup?
Codeine.
It's an opiate. A pain killer like morphine.
Makes everything numb, excreted by the kidneys.
With two healthy kidneys, it's pretty harmless.
You're like an instruction leaflet.
It's best with Sprite and crushed candy. They call it "purple drink."
All those trap guys take it. Those with two healthy kidneys.
You two really need to get out of this room.
Or out of Rinseln altogether. You need to get out asap.
Then of course we have ketamine.
At high doses, it's even hallucinogenic.
But we usually only take up to 40 milligrams.
It doesn't restrict serotonin and isn't monoaminergic
like other antidepressants, so it works way faster.
-Mega fast. -Mega fast.
So, what will it be?
Like I said, the internet knows everything about you.
Even about... Milena Bechtholz.
Known online as xKira7. 19 years old.
Likes anime, cosplay, and anime cosplay.
And coding. Only child. Had her first YouTube channel at 14.
She talks about her teenage life,
arguments with friends, confidence
and zits. Super cringey.
Her parents? Entrepreneurs.
They almost became millionaires, but then came bankruptcy.
Or as they put it:
The government has abandoned us.
A hyperactive daughter was just what they needed.
Diagnosis: ADHD.
Therapy: Ritalin, 20 milligrams per day.
On her YouTube channel, Milena talks openly about her medication.
When her parents find and delete her channel,
the videos from the sedated teenager spread around her school.
Bullying. Changing schools. Reflection.
Rebels against her parents. Quits school.
Flees home in a Mitsubishi L300.
From here, she simulates open WiFi networks.
So called "evil twins."
They disguise themselves as free hotel WiFi.
The guests, of course, log in.
People love free WiFi.
And she can read all the network traffic. It's her network after all.
Personal data, emails, input fields, browser histories,
webcam... everything.
Then all you need to do is gather all the compromising information,
draft a nice extortion email,
press send, and wait.
I know it sounds like a sequence from a cheap hacker film, but it really works.
It's not even hard to do.
So do yourselves a favor and never use open WiFi networks.
And tape over your damn laptop cameras. Even Mark Zuckerberg does it.
But back to Milena Bechtholz and Lenny.
Either one of 12 million socially inept Dota players
that blackmails people for their Bitcoins
just so happened to fall madly in love
with the one sexually frustrated, terminally ill wheelchair user
with a massive Bitcoin wallet.
Or Kira just wants our money.
Decide for yourselves.
With this I could live to be fifty!
Fifty!
I mean, the guy's a fucking pundit in his field.
Here, Dr. James fucking Jefferson, man! That's the name of a fucking genius!
Like Dr. Bruce fucking Banner!
Maybe that's not the best example.
Yeah, not from 2012 Avengers. But Endgame Bruce Banner was mega.
And people say I look like Mark Ruffalo.
-Who says that? -Dan.
Anyway, sounds great, doesn't it?
It costs a little over a million, but what else am I working for?
Fifty? What more do I want? I can easily wait another month for Kira.
Or even a year! Fuck it!
If it wasn't for Kira, I wouldn't even have thought of it.
Anyway, it's really cool you came by to listen.
You're not drinking that? Okay.
Was there anything else?
No.
Maybe the career bitch was right.
I need to finally decide what I want.
What do you want?
To kick Moritz's arse.
I love ketamine-Lisa!
Let's get that dirtbag!
My mum shares it with her ex, but there's only one key.
I really can't tell where he's going.
Whatever, let's go.
Gerda?
What are you doing here?
-Did Lenny send you? -No.
I'm here to find out who you are and what you want from Lenny.
You're not really interested in him.
I know you blackmail people.
Browser histories and stuff.
You don't know shit! Piss off!
Too bad your own password was in the 2018 Playstation Network data leak.
So he did send you!
No!
Lenny knows how to fish a password out of a data leak. You don't.
That's not exactly true. I do know how that works.
It is pretty... cute, though, that you would do that for a friend.
Since you're here, I can give you something for him.
Code.
I know you're a germaphobe.
There we go.
Okay, Lenny. I'm sorry, I didn't write it on my forehead.
I dropped out of school
and I make money by blackmailing people with their porn habits.
It's not exactly the best pick-up line.
Okay! Congratulations!
You've solved the mystery. This is my life.
Somebody needed to figure it out because my parents fucking couldn't,
and I never want to see them again and they can kiss my fucking arse!
Fine. I can't really trust you either.
Don't you get it?
The Kirameter was a fucking test
to see if you could accept not knowing everything about me.
Congratulations, Lenny. You did not pass.
Here, you can send him that.
Kira, Lenny really likes you.
He's always talking about you and...
you even gave him new hope about his illness.
Lenny totally gets that you're taking a break.
He has no idea I'm here.
Really.
Then why is he over there watching us?
-Tell him it's over. -What?
-Tell him it's over! -No, I can't do that.
Fuck!
I don't believe this.
If it's a rebound for him, fine.
But if he banged her when you were still together,
then we have to kill him. Who's in?
Lisa?
What? Sorry. I wasn't listening.
Fritzi said we should kill Moritz.
-Yeah, I'm in. -Nice.
I get what Lisa's doing. Losing it!
That kind of thing hurts.
That's serious, serious pain.
Imagine when the fat one finds out.
Ready?
I can't really trust you either.
Don't you get it? The Kirameter was a fucking test.
Moritz? It's me. Do you have a second?
This is the voicemail of Moritz Zimmermann.
Moritz, seriously. It's important. Something's going on with Kira.
She blocked me everywhere. I don't know what to do, Moritz.
Shit! I don't know what I did!
I don't know what to do and I...
Fuck!
Nah, it... it will be fine.
That woman means everything to me.
Shit? What would you do now?
I did everything she asked me to!
Oh, Moritz, how am I supposed live now?
Nausea can occur
when ketamine is taken on a full stomach or combined with alcohol.
Maybe you just have stomach flu?
Or the porridge was off?
Or you're lactose-intolerant?
This career bitch wants us to do a group activity. Makes me wanna puke.
Sorry, Lisa, but maybe it's just Moritz, that wanker.
I mean, an emotional trauma can also cause...
-Fritzi? -Yes?
I love you. But please, piss off.
Okay.
-Sorry! -See you in a bit.
But if I see Moritz, I'm smacking him.
What's up?
Paper bridge? Or the classic: Spaghetti marshmallow tower?
I definitely just saw spaghetti.
Oh, I knew it!
And I spent all week preparing for the bloody bridge like an idiot.
Sometimes it's just not going right, huh?
You know...
I'm sorry about Moritz.
I don't know exactly what happened between you two, but...
As often as you two hang out, you knew what he had going on, right?
Come on. How long has it been going on?
For a few months, actually since you wanted the break.
Did Lenny know, too?
-Yes. -Wow.
-Did he tell you or... -I found out myself.
Oh.
You're real fucking arseholes, you know that?
Well, actually just Moritz.
I can understand why you didn't want to rat him out, after all that he...
After he helped you with the drugs and stuff.
And you're part of MyTems now.
It's good that you don't deal anymore.
He told me when I found your ecstasy at his house.
That fucker.
But cheating? That's outrageous!
Wait, what have you been on about?
-Moritz's fucking affair! -What?
The short girl with the short hair.
I saw them kissing.
Brown hair? Earrings?
-Weird clothes? -Yeah.
The manga bitch.
-I can't believe it. -Huh?
What have you been talking about?
-Fuck! -Hello?
Yeah, just run away!
I hope your fucking spaghetti tower collapses first!
It's about teamwork, okay? The behavior of the group.
Listen to one another and pay attention.
Later, I'll go around and make notes.
Right, whichever group builds the highest tower
from marshmallows and spaghetti wins.
Remember, the height of the marshmallow is important.
Any questions? No? Great.
Your 20 minutes start... now.
I know this from Reddit.
It's one of those group tasks where little kids do better than CEOs.
Because they don't waste time on planning and just start experimenting.
I suggest we start with a base--
What did you tell Lisa about me?
I beg your pardon?
I honestly don't know what you mean.
Fucking liar.
And what makes me a liar now?
-Moritz and Kira have a thing going on. -What?
Lenny... How do you even know?
It doesn't fucking matter. I know about the kiss.
I thought we were friends.
Lenny, I just went to her to find out if she's a danger to MyDrugs.
Then you also know that I told her about it.
-You did what? -What?
Are you insane?
One girl shows a slight interest in you, and you risk everything I built!
Are you taking the piss out of us?
People, chill! It's fucking spaghetti.
-Shut it! -Shut the fuck up, Timo!
Boys!
Build your tower.
I've never met a bigger arsehole in my whole life.
If it wasn't for you, none of this would've happened!
-Now he's dancing again. -Wow.
Come on. We know that move by now.
You should really only work together when someone forces you to.
Those guys are actually quite cute.
If Dan was just a little older, he’d be exactly my type.
-Hi! Hello! -Hey!
Thanks for your time.
We just wanted to briefly update you on the new products.
What happened to your nose, Moritz?
Uh... I had a small accident. Everything's fine now.
It's going great.
And, Dan? How's it going with the fake business?
It's just about finished being set up.
-Oh! Yes. Great! -Very good.
Yes, I came up with this sophisticated, lockable storage system.
Oh, nice.
Can you see it?
Yes, I can see it.
Mega logo, too.
And how are your sales?
The purple 100s sell the fastest. They're--
Shit.
-Moritz? -They're gone.
Peek-a-boo.