1 00:00:04,142 --> 00:00:08,103 FREEMAN: Captain's log, stardate 58105.1. 2 00:00:08,146 --> 00:00:10,061 The Pakleds continue their unprovoked attacks 3 00:00:10,105 --> 00:00:11,715 on Federation trade routes. 4 00:00:11,758 --> 00:00:13,543 Seeking a cease-fire, theCerritos 5 00:00:13,586 --> 00:00:15,980 is on a diplomatic mission to the Pakled homeworld, 6 00:00:16,024 --> 00:00:18,374 which they call Pakled Planet. 7 00:00:18,417 --> 00:00:21,116 Starfleet Command entrusted me with this mission 8 00:00:21,159 --> 00:00:24,597 because of our experience with the Pakleds last year. 9 00:00:24,641 --> 00:00:28,253 Negotiating a cease-fire would be a huge achievement. 10 00:00:28,297 --> 00:00:31,082 If you keep doing Picard-level peace-brokering like this, 11 00:00:31,126 --> 00:00:32,736 they might give you an Enterprise. 12 00:00:32,779 --> 00:00:34,607 [chuckles]: Well, I don't know about that. 13 00:00:34,651 --> 00:00:36,870 Remember, it's just the Pakleds. 14 00:00:36,914 --> 00:00:38,959 This shouldn't be too complicated. 15 00:00:42,267 --> 00:00:44,182 Ambassador Grubdin. 16 00:00:44,226 --> 00:00:46,141 Welcome, Captain Janeway. 17 00:00:46,184 --> 00:00:49,492 Pakled Planet is big and strong. 18 00:00:49,535 --> 00:00:53,017 Right. Well, I'm actually Captain Freeman of the Cerritos. 19 00:00:53,061 --> 00:00:55,063 I'm here to discuss a cease-fire. 20 00:00:55,106 --> 00:00:56,629 Oh, I was misinformed. 21 00:00:56,673 --> 00:00:58,805 I do not have a big enough helmet 22 00:00:58,849 --> 00:01:00,503 to make cease-fires. 23 00:01:00,546 --> 00:01:03,854 Okay. Well, then I need to talk to someone with a bigger helmet. 24 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,291 -[Pakled shouting] -Stay back. 25 00:01:08,163 --> 00:01:09,555 [exhales] 26 00:01:09,599 --> 00:01:11,731 Guys, the prisoner Rumdar. 27 00:01:11,775 --> 00:01:14,560 He ran away from Pakled Planet to her ship. 28 00:01:14,604 --> 00:01:17,781 You! Why did you steal Rumdar? 29 00:01:17,824 --> 00:01:20,000 [chuckles] I can assure you, we did no such thing. 30 00:01:20,044 --> 00:01:22,568 Ransom, is there a Pakled on my ship? 31 00:01:22,612 --> 00:01:24,048 -That's an affirmative, Captain. -[thudding] 32 00:01:24,092 --> 00:01:26,572 This ship is strong. I can live here now. 33 00:01:26,616 --> 00:01:29,053 -We think he's requesting asylum. -GRUBDIN: No! 34 00:01:29,097 --> 00:01:31,186 Until she gives Rumdar back, 35 00:01:31,229 --> 00:01:33,840 Janeway stays here! 36 00:01:33,884 --> 00:01:36,191 [Pakleds cheer, snarl] 37 00:01:38,193 --> 00:01:39,542 ♪ 38 00:01:56,907 --> 00:01:58,952 ♪ 39 00:02:33,291 --> 00:02:35,337 ♪ 40 00:02:49,133 --> 00:02:50,830 Guys, it's pretty cool that the captain 41 00:02:50,874 --> 00:02:53,268 -gets to negotiate peace, right? -Uh, yeah. 42 00:02:53,311 --> 00:02:55,618 -I'm sure she's thinking the same thing. -[PADDs chime] 43 00:02:55,661 --> 00:02:58,447 [sighs] Nothing ruins breakfast like a work assignment. 44 00:02:58,490 --> 00:03:00,884 Oh, no, anomaly consolidation duty. 45 00:03:00,927 --> 00:03:02,668 -Oh, yes! -RUTHERFORD: Ugh. 46 00:03:02,712 --> 00:03:04,322 -I got it, too. -So did I. 47 00:03:04,366 --> 00:03:07,238 -What's anomaly consolidation? -You get to go around the ship 48 00:03:07,282 --> 00:03:08,935 and collect the bridge crew's research materials 49 00:03:08,979 --> 00:03:10,937 -from their missions. -It's trash day. 50 00:03:10,981 --> 00:03:13,113 It's our bosses, who have accumulated all sorts of stuff, 51 00:03:13,157 --> 00:03:15,812 saying, "Hey, peons, come pick up our trash." 52 00:03:15,855 --> 00:03:18,162 Dangerous science trash that can't just get recycled 53 00:03:18,206 --> 00:03:19,772 in a matter recombinator. 54 00:03:19,816 --> 00:03:21,600 We have to pack it up and send it to a facility. 55 00:03:21,644 --> 00:03:23,646 Could be a nice break from our usual duties. 56 00:03:23,689 --> 00:03:24,777 Maybe it'll be fun. 57 00:03:24,821 --> 00:03:26,518 Oh, sweet, sweet Tendi, no. 58 00:03:26,562 --> 00:03:29,434 ACD is the most degrading day of the year. 59 00:03:29,478 --> 00:03:31,262 Don't listen to her. This is gonna be great. 60 00:03:31,306 --> 00:03:33,177 [screams, grunts] 61 00:03:33,221 --> 00:03:34,874 [Tendi laughing] 62 00:03:36,876 --> 00:03:38,400 Sorry. 63 00:03:38,443 --> 00:03:39,923 I-It's just the face that you made. 64 00:03:39,966 --> 00:03:41,403 I couldn't help it. 65 00:03:41,446 --> 00:03:43,796 Okay, all right. We're all having so much fun. 66 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:45,711 -At my expense. -[Mariner chuckles] 67 00:03:45,755 --> 00:03:48,236 Hey. Boimler, right? 68 00:03:48,279 --> 00:03:50,150 Heard a lot of buzz about your time on the Titan. 69 00:03:50,194 --> 00:03:52,109 [chuckles]: Oh, uh, Ensign Casey. Hi. 70 00:03:52,152 --> 00:03:54,590 -You guys heard about that? -You're a legend. Listen, 71 00:03:54,633 --> 00:03:56,896 we've got this little club where we help each other rank up, 72 00:03:56,940 --> 00:03:58,637 and right now we're down a member. 73 00:03:58,681 --> 00:04:00,987 P'jok got promoted to the Ventura. 74 00:04:01,031 --> 00:04:03,773 -What? No way. -That's what the Redshirts do. 75 00:04:03,816 --> 00:04:05,601 We help each other land promotions. 76 00:04:05,644 --> 00:04:08,038 One day we'll all be captains. 77 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:09,953 You call yourselves Redshirts? 78 00:04:09,996 --> 00:04:12,564 Cool name, right? Makes us sound invincible. 79 00:04:12,608 --> 00:04:14,174 But why would you want me to be one? I mean, I got 80 00:04:14,218 --> 00:04:16,307 the red shirt, but is there, like, a form I need to fill out? 81 00:04:16,351 --> 00:04:17,787 You served with Riker. 82 00:04:17,830 --> 00:04:19,789 That kind of experience is super valuable. 83 00:04:19,832 --> 00:04:21,791 Listen, there's gonna be an acting captain's duty 84 00:04:21,834 --> 00:04:24,402 up for grabs later today. Only us Redshirts know about it. 85 00:04:24,446 --> 00:04:26,752 [gasps] Acting captain? Like, l-like on the bridge? 86 00:04:26,796 --> 00:04:28,537 You tell us Riker stuff today, 87 00:04:28,580 --> 00:04:30,278 I'll get you in the running for the big chair. 88 00:04:30,321 --> 00:04:32,018 But... [sighs] I have ACD. 89 00:04:32,062 --> 00:04:33,846 [chuckles]: Anomaly duty? No sweat. 90 00:04:33,890 --> 00:04:36,632 -We'll pull some strings, get you out of it. -Uh... 91 00:04:36,675 --> 00:04:38,982 -I don't know. -CASEY: It's awesome that you served 92 00:04:39,025 --> 00:04:40,723 on the Titan, but there has to be a reason 93 00:04:40,766 --> 00:04:42,072 you're back on the Cerritos. 94 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:44,161 You don't carry yourself like a leader. 95 00:04:44,204 --> 00:04:45,597 We could help you with that. 96 00:04:45,641 --> 00:04:47,643 -But if you're not interested... -[exhales] 97 00:04:47,686 --> 00:04:49,209 Uh... wait. 98 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:52,125 -I'm in. Let's do this. -[laughs] 99 00:04:52,169 --> 00:04:54,824 Excelsior. 100 00:04:56,260 --> 00:04:58,436 Unbelievable. Boimler's cozying up 101 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:00,917 with those brownnosers to get out of trash day? 102 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:03,702 -Such a great call. -More trash for the rest of us. 103 00:05:03,746 --> 00:05:06,705 -I smell adventure. -[Mariner sighs] 104 00:05:06,749 --> 00:05:08,794 So, what has you seeking asylum? 105 00:05:08,838 --> 00:05:10,840 Religious persecution? Leading a rebellion? 106 00:05:10,883 --> 00:05:12,320 Some sort of sex stuff? 107 00:05:12,363 --> 00:05:14,626 I want to see how the shields work. 108 00:05:16,106 --> 00:05:18,500 You want to see our top secret defensive schematics? 109 00:05:18,543 --> 00:05:21,067 Yeah, and your crimson force field, too. 110 00:05:21,111 --> 00:05:23,983 Uh, I will see if it's operational. 111 00:05:24,027 --> 00:05:26,290 You getting "Bazminti when he pulled back the veil" vibes 112 00:05:26,334 --> 00:05:28,858 -from this guy? -Oh, yeah. Captain Freeman? 113 00:05:28,901 --> 00:05:31,556 Our Pakled refugee appears to be more of a Pakled spy. 114 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,906 FREEMAN: What?! He hasn't gotten anything, has he? 115 00:05:33,950 --> 00:05:35,908 -No, I think we'll be okay. -[chuckles] 116 00:05:35,952 --> 00:05:38,128 He just took a photo of his own foot. 117 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,130 -Hmm, this could work to our advantage. -Oh. Ah! 118 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:42,393 Maybe he'll reveal something about the attacks. 119 00:05:42,437 --> 00:05:43,655 Keep him talking. 120 00:05:43,699 --> 00:05:46,354 -On it. -RUMDAR: Oh! 121 00:05:47,964 --> 00:05:49,922 Ransom's always going on fun away missions. 122 00:05:49,966 --> 00:05:52,708 You just know he'll have crazy anomalies we can check out. 123 00:05:52,751 --> 00:05:56,189 Oh, great. A pile of unlabeled crystals. 124 00:05:56,233 --> 00:05:58,453 You're supposed to keep stuff like this in a lab. 125 00:05:58,496 --> 00:06:00,019 [sighs] Ignoring protocol. 126 00:06:00,063 --> 00:06:01,847 Yeah, one of the perks of being a commander. 127 00:06:01,891 --> 00:06:03,893 [groans, screams] 128 00:06:03,936 --> 00:06:05,416 Oh, man! 129 00:06:05,460 --> 00:06:07,418 Ooh, this is neat. 130 00:06:07,462 --> 00:06:08,941 You can tell from the occipital bone 131 00:06:08,985 --> 00:06:10,769 that this was one big froggy. 132 00:06:10,813 --> 00:06:12,597 Tendi, whoa, easy. I think that's from the planet 133 00:06:12,641 --> 00:06:13,859 where everything evolved all weird. 134 00:06:13,903 --> 00:06:14,904 -[squeals] -[screams] 135 00:06:14,947 --> 00:06:16,122 Uh... 136 00:06:16,166 --> 00:06:17,254 Oh! 137 00:06:17,297 --> 00:06:18,473 -[Mariner gasps] -[Tendi screams] 138 00:06:18,516 --> 00:06:19,604 -Aah! -MARINER: Whoa! 139 00:06:19,648 --> 00:06:21,127 Whoa, Rutherford, you're blowing up. 140 00:06:21,171 --> 00:06:23,434 -It's altering his biomatrix! -[distorted]: Whoa, whoa! 141 00:06:23,478 --> 00:06:24,870 -I got a big ole body. -[grunts] 142 00:06:24,914 --> 00:06:26,219 -Stop moving around. -Oh! 143 00:06:26,263 --> 00:06:27,307 -[Mariner grunting] -I can't stop. 144 00:06:27,351 --> 00:06:29,266 I'm big beyond belief. Oh, no! 145 00:06:29,309 --> 00:06:31,224 Tendi, grab the red vial. [grunts] 146 00:06:31,268 --> 00:06:32,574 Got it. 147 00:06:32,617 --> 00:06:33,749 Smear that crap on his nose. 148 00:06:33,792 --> 00:06:35,315 [grunting] 149 00:06:37,796 --> 00:06:39,319 [sighs] 150 00:06:39,363 --> 00:06:41,191 -[normal voice]: Ugh. -You just experienced 151 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,367 -full molecular engorgement in a matter of seconds! -[panting] 152 00:06:43,411 --> 00:06:44,977 Did it feel amazing? 153 00:06:45,021 --> 00:06:47,458 Hey, Boimler, how often did Riker clean his trombone? 154 00:06:47,502 --> 00:06:48,633 -[gasps] -Oh! 155 00:06:48,677 --> 00:06:49,765 Oh, constantly. 156 00:06:49,808 --> 00:06:51,114 It was actually kind of disruptive. 157 00:06:51,157 --> 00:06:54,422 [exhales] I need to learn to blow something brass. 158 00:06:54,465 --> 00:06:55,771 Okay. 159 00:06:55,814 --> 00:06:57,860 So, that was our top secret Starfleet gift shop. 160 00:06:57,903 --> 00:07:01,864 Next, how about we show you the, uh, high-security juice bar? 161 00:07:01,907 --> 00:07:04,649 No! Now I want to see the warp core. 162 00:07:04,693 --> 00:07:06,738 Sure, sure. We'll get you there, big guy. 163 00:07:06,782 --> 00:07:08,827 We're not exactly dealing with the Tal Shiar here. 164 00:07:08,871 --> 00:07:12,048 Let's see if we can get him to tell us about their systems. 165 00:07:12,091 --> 00:07:13,528 [both laugh] 166 00:07:13,571 --> 00:07:15,225 Wait. 167 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:17,836 Where'd he go? Computer, locate Pakled refugee. 168 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:19,795 -COMPUTER: No Pakled detected. -What? 169 00:07:19,838 --> 00:07:22,058 Did he leave the ship? Did he somehow cloak himself? 170 00:07:22,101 --> 00:07:23,973 -Unknown. -Zinda, his eyes red. 171 00:07:24,016 --> 00:07:25,191 I'll check engineering. 172 00:07:30,675 --> 00:07:33,461 Okay, let's see what the next awesome anomalies are. 173 00:07:35,941 --> 00:07:38,422 [sniffs] 174 00:07:38,466 --> 00:07:40,424 -[sniffs] -[grunts] 175 00:07:40,772 --> 00:07:42,470 Um... 176 00:07:43,906 --> 00:07:45,864 [grunting] 177 00:07:48,911 --> 00:07:50,521 [Tendi chuckles] 178 00:07:50,565 --> 00:07:52,523 Oh. 179 00:07:57,876 --> 00:07:59,922 [Mariner groans] 180 00:08:02,751 --> 00:08:04,927 You want a rotten mushfroot? 181 00:08:04,970 --> 00:08:06,537 Uh, no, thank you. 182 00:08:06,581 --> 00:08:09,148 I just want to talk cease-fire with whomever's in charge. 183 00:08:09,192 --> 00:08:12,500 Oh! Janeway turned down mushfroot. 184 00:08:12,543 --> 00:08:14,327 [fanfare playing] 185 00:08:14,371 --> 00:08:18,331 Her Mushesty the queen! 186 00:08:18,375 --> 00:08:20,508 Ah, Your Highness, allow me to... 187 00:08:20,551 --> 00:08:23,075 You can't kill Rumdar. Rumdar is our prisoner. 188 00:08:23,119 --> 00:08:24,686 We will kill Rumdar. 189 00:08:24,729 --> 00:08:26,818 I can assure you, Rumdar's in good hands. 190 00:08:26,862 --> 00:08:29,125 Nobody is killing Rumdar. 191 00:08:29,168 --> 00:08:31,954 Prove it. I want to talk to Rumdar. 192 00:08:31,997 --> 00:08:35,087 Ransom, put the Pakled refugee on the line. 193 00:08:35,131 --> 00:08:37,960 RANSOM: Uh, actually, we've temporarily lost track of him. 194 00:08:38,003 --> 00:08:39,309 What?! 195 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,790 [chuckles] Rumdar is, uh, in the bathroom. 196 00:08:41,833 --> 00:08:45,576 But he said that you should negotiate a cease-fire. 197 00:08:45,620 --> 00:08:48,579 Oh, I don't have a big enough helmet to do that. 198 00:08:48,623 --> 00:08:50,407 Are you [bleep] me? 199 00:08:51,974 --> 00:08:53,584 CASEY: Boimler, 200 00:08:53,628 --> 00:08:55,020 you need to look like a leader 201 00:08:55,064 --> 00:08:56,587 if you want people to treat you like one. 202 00:08:56,631 --> 00:08:58,589 First, you've got to fix this posture. 203 00:08:58,633 --> 00:09:00,025 You're like this 204 00:09:00,069 --> 00:09:03,072 when you need to be like this. 205 00:09:03,115 --> 00:09:04,900 -[back cracks] -[groans] Oh, wow. 206 00:09:04,943 --> 00:09:07,293 I didn't realize my spine went that far. 207 00:09:07,337 --> 00:09:09,513 -That's new. -Now, this outfit? Oof. 208 00:09:09,557 --> 00:09:11,080 This is not a good look. 209 00:09:11,123 --> 00:09:13,604 We all wear this. It's a uniform. 210 00:09:13,648 --> 00:09:16,259 -The captain literally wears the same thing, and she's... -Right now 211 00:09:16,302 --> 00:09:17,608 this uniform is wearing you. 212 00:09:17,652 --> 00:09:19,436 Easy to fix with a few modifications. 213 00:09:19,479 --> 00:09:22,221 -Ooh, did Riker modify his uniform? -What? No. 214 00:09:22,265 --> 00:09:23,919 I mean, I guess they had to put a lot of extra room 215 00:09:23,962 --> 00:09:25,660 in his pants. For his legs, I mean. 216 00:09:25,703 --> 00:09:27,226 'Cause he's tall. You know what they say: 217 00:09:27,270 --> 00:09:28,837 -tall guy, big legs. -Oh, my God, your hair. 218 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:30,490 Wow, I didn't even take in the hair. 219 00:09:30,534 --> 00:09:33,102 I like my hair. I'm a cutie. This is good hair. 220 00:09:33,145 --> 00:09:35,234 But would you follow it into battle? 221 00:09:35,278 --> 00:09:39,064 [sighs] Maybe just a trim? 222 00:09:39,108 --> 00:09:41,153 Introducing the new and improved 223 00:09:41,197 --> 00:09:43,634 Bradward Boimler. 224 00:09:46,028 --> 00:09:47,943 Oh, I feel amazing. 225 00:09:47,986 --> 00:09:49,771 Oh, look at these shoulders! Damn. 226 00:09:49,814 --> 00:09:52,295 Starfleet royalty. 227 00:09:52,338 --> 00:09:54,950 -[Mariner groans] -Oh! Aw. -Aah! 228 00:09:54,993 --> 00:09:56,734 Boimler? [gasps] You look amazing. 229 00:09:56,778 --> 00:09:58,780 [chuckles]: Thank you. The Redshirts gave me a makeover. 230 00:09:58,823 --> 00:10:00,520 I-I might have a shot at acting captain. 231 00:10:00,564 --> 00:10:03,175 [gasps] Whoa, is that a Retroovian flask? 232 00:10:03,219 --> 00:10:04,699 Uh, you know it. 233 00:10:04,742 --> 00:10:06,222 Careful. Those can release a gelatinous spray 234 00:10:06,265 --> 00:10:07,440 -that traps you in this... -MARINER: Yeah. 235 00:10:07,484 --> 00:10:09,747 -We know. -[Casey clears throat] 236 00:10:12,054 --> 00:10:13,403 Oh, uh, got to go. But I want to hear 237 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,709 everything later. Watch out for that spray. 238 00:10:14,752 --> 00:10:17,363 -It'll mess you up. -Damn it, the Nanobots. 239 00:10:17,407 --> 00:10:18,887 Billups can calculate warp variance, 240 00:10:18,930 --> 00:10:21,150 but he can't remember to tighten the lid on a jar. 241 00:10:21,193 --> 00:10:24,109 Aw, but come on. How often do we get to be face-to-face 242 00:10:24,153 --> 00:10:25,807 with these tiny terrors? 243 00:10:25,850 --> 00:10:28,548 Bright side: they're not full-sized robots, right? Right? 244 00:10:28,592 --> 00:10:30,725 [groans] Tendi, this stuff is eating my fingerprints. 245 00:10:30,768 --> 00:10:34,076 There's no bright side! Stop trying to make this fun. 246 00:10:34,119 --> 00:10:35,730 -But... -What is your deal, okay? 247 00:10:35,773 --> 00:10:39,211 Every day isn't gonna be some pristine, exploratory adventure. 248 00:10:39,255 --> 00:10:40,909 Sometimes it's work, and it sucks. 249 00:10:40,952 --> 00:10:42,040 Get used to it! 250 00:10:42,084 --> 00:10:44,260 Okay. Sorry. 251 00:10:44,303 --> 00:10:45,957 Where could he be? 252 00:10:46,001 --> 00:10:48,046 He's giant and brown. 253 00:10:49,004 --> 00:10:51,571 Being captain is the role of a lifetime. 254 00:10:51,615 --> 00:10:54,444 Leader. Fighter. 255 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:55,793 Lover. 256 00:10:55,837 --> 00:10:57,403 The captain needs to always be prepared 257 00:10:57,447 --> 00:11:00,102 to give a rousing speech, so go ahead. 258 00:11:00,145 --> 00:11:01,712 [rolls "R"]: Rouse them. 259 00:11:01,756 --> 00:11:04,193 Uh, what am I supposed to speech about? 260 00:11:04,236 --> 00:11:05,324 Ooh! A temporal rift. 261 00:11:05,368 --> 00:11:06,674 Oh, oh! With a plasma grid. 262 00:11:06,717 --> 00:11:08,240 And the replicators are broken. 263 00:11:08,284 --> 00:11:11,548 Sounds like a crew that could use some inspiration. 264 00:11:11,591 --> 00:11:13,028 Right now? 265 00:11:13,071 --> 00:11:14,464 Okay. Uh... [clears throat] 266 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,771 Um, attention, crew. Um, 267 00:11:16,814 --> 00:11:19,208 I'm your captain. I'm Captain Boimler. 268 00:11:19,251 --> 00:11:22,037 Uh, we've got a plasma grid and a temporal rift. 269 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,692 Sorry, you said "temporal rift," right? 270 00:11:24,735 --> 00:11:26,432 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 271 00:11:26,476 --> 00:11:29,871 And, uh, lots of danger. But as sure as, uh, 272 00:11:29,914 --> 00:11:33,178 this is my captain's chair, um, 273 00:11:33,222 --> 00:11:34,876 you can count on me 274 00:11:34,919 --> 00:11:36,529 'cause I'm your captain. 275 00:11:36,573 --> 00:11:38,270 Yes, sirree. 276 00:11:39,271 --> 00:11:40,751 We should mutiny. 277 00:11:40,795 --> 00:11:42,579 Sorry, sorry, no, no, no. I know that wasn't good. 278 00:11:42,622 --> 00:11:45,756 It's just this isn't the same as actually being on the bridge. 279 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:48,280 The bridge is wherever you are. 280 00:11:48,324 --> 00:11:50,195 Close your eyes, think about Riker, 281 00:11:50,239 --> 00:11:53,024 and say what he would say. From the heart. 282 00:11:53,068 --> 00:11:55,157 -Hisheart. -[exhales] 283 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:57,899 Look, I may not know exactly what we're up against, 284 00:11:57,942 --> 00:12:00,815 but I do know that in this, our darkest hour, 285 00:12:00,858 --> 00:12:02,338 I'm grateful. 286 00:12:02,381 --> 00:12:06,211 Grateful to have a ship and a crew I trust with my life. 287 00:12:06,255 --> 00:12:08,039 Now, I'll be honest. There's no guarantee 288 00:12:08,083 --> 00:12:10,346 we're gonna get out of this. But if we do, it'll be 289 00:12:10,389 --> 00:12:13,218 because of your combined talent and dedication. 290 00:12:13,262 --> 00:12:15,873 It's been the honor of my life to serve as your captain. 291 00:12:15,917 --> 00:12:17,527 But we're not dead yet, 292 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,182 so how about we go in and kick some ass. 293 00:12:20,225 --> 00:12:22,445 Red alert! Take us in. 294 00:12:22,488 --> 00:12:25,274 -[applause] -CASEY: Now, 295 00:12:25,317 --> 00:12:26,884 thatsounds like a captain. 296 00:12:29,844 --> 00:12:32,585 Wow, even Dr. Migleemo has stuff? 297 00:12:32,629 --> 00:12:33,804 I didn't know he even went on missions. 298 00:12:33,848 --> 00:12:35,240 That's a pile of random junk. 299 00:12:35,284 --> 00:12:36,981 -Come on. Even you have to admit that. -No. 300 00:12:37,025 --> 00:12:39,375 And honestly, I'm getting tired of you guys whining all day. 301 00:12:39,418 --> 00:12:41,551 If you're so over anomaly collection, 302 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,074 then I'll just do it myself. 303 00:12:43,118 --> 00:12:44,510 -Okay. Works for me. -Oh, great idea. 304 00:12:44,554 --> 00:12:45,816 [Mariner and Rutherford sigh] 305 00:12:45,860 --> 00:12:47,339 [groans] 306 00:12:47,383 --> 00:12:49,820 Okay, let's see. There's this dusty goggles thing. 307 00:12:49,864 --> 00:12:52,083 Ooh, half of some sort of sword. 308 00:12:52,127 --> 00:12:54,477 -You guys are really missing out! -MARINER: Mm-hmm. 309 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:56,392 [sighs] Look, he's throwing out 310 00:12:56,435 --> 00:12:58,437 a perfectly good storybook. 311 00:13:00,048 --> 00:13:01,963 [squealing] 312 00:13:02,006 --> 00:13:03,486 [whimpers] 313 00:13:04,487 --> 00:13:06,141 Oh, it's one of those energy field books 314 00:13:06,184 --> 00:13:07,229 that makes stories come to life. 315 00:13:07,272 --> 00:13:08,578 [grunts] Come here! 316 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,233 Get back in this book! [grunting] 317 00:13:12,234 --> 00:13:13,235 -[screams] -Oh! 318 00:13:13,278 --> 00:13:15,324 [sighs] Huh? 319 00:13:15,367 --> 00:13:17,805 -Oh, no. -[shrieks] 320 00:13:17,848 --> 00:13:19,241 -Uh... -Crap, crap, crap! -Slug! 321 00:13:19,284 --> 00:13:21,765 -[shrieks] -No! 322 00:13:21,809 --> 00:13:24,594 -Tendi! -Ugh! Okay, we just got to find the right hypospray. 323 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:25,900 -[muffled screaming] -Uh, hang tight, Tendi! 324 00:13:25,943 --> 00:13:27,902 Don't get digested! 325 00:13:27,945 --> 00:13:30,948 -Uh, uh... Ha! -[shrieking] 326 00:13:31,993 --> 00:13:35,126 [muffled grunting] 327 00:13:35,170 --> 00:13:37,085 [panting] 328 00:13:37,128 --> 00:13:39,130 -Ugh. [grunts] -[shrieks] 329 00:13:42,046 --> 00:13:43,961 -Oh, my gosh. Are you okay? -D'Vana? 330 00:13:44,005 --> 00:13:47,269 [whimpers, coughs] You were right. 331 00:13:47,312 --> 00:13:50,750 Anomaly consolidation day isthe worst. 332 00:13:50,794 --> 00:13:52,796 Hey, we've all... I mean, who among us 333 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,972 hasn't been pooped out by an alien creature? 334 00:13:55,016 --> 00:13:56,844 -It is not a... -Don't touch me! 335 00:13:58,933 --> 00:14:01,326 Captain, this is going sideways. 336 00:14:01,370 --> 00:14:03,241 I recommend we beam out now. 337 00:14:03,285 --> 00:14:04,808 No. We have to make this work, 338 00:14:04,852 --> 00:14:07,463 or it'll turn into a big, brown, Pakled smear on my record. 339 00:14:07,506 --> 00:14:09,944 [fanfare playing] 340 00:14:09,987 --> 00:14:11,902 I am King Pakled. 341 00:14:11,946 --> 00:14:14,992 -Finally. It is an honor to meet you, sir. -[door opens] 342 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:19,605 I am emperor of the Pakleds. 343 00:14:19,649 --> 00:14:23,087 -Okay. Well, then, it's an honor to m... -[Pakleds shouting] 344 00:14:25,307 --> 00:14:27,439 Rebelution! 345 00:14:27,483 --> 00:14:29,441 -[gasps] -[overlapping shouting] 346 00:14:31,835 --> 00:14:35,665 -[laughs] Die! -[screams] 347 00:14:37,493 --> 00:14:39,538 The big-helmeted Pakleds 348 00:14:39,582 --> 00:14:41,976 will no longer control us! 349 00:14:42,019 --> 00:14:43,542 Ooh. 350 00:14:43,586 --> 00:14:47,155 I am now Pakled leader. 351 00:14:47,198 --> 00:14:49,940 Behold my giant helmet! 352 00:14:49,984 --> 00:14:51,768 -He is strong. -[Freeman groans] 353 00:14:58,557 --> 00:15:01,125 You know, I was a little skeptical at first, 354 00:15:01,169 --> 00:15:03,475 but I really am feeling way more captainy than usual. 355 00:15:03,519 --> 00:15:05,956 -Now you have to start living like one, too. -Oh, you mean, 356 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,697 like sitting in a centered chair all day or...? 357 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,178 Nothing tells you about a captain more than the officers 358 00:15:10,221 --> 00:15:11,744 they've chosen to have at their side. 359 00:15:11,788 --> 00:15:13,224 That's true in your social life 360 00:15:13,268 --> 00:15:15,226 -as much as it is on the bridge. -Oh. [scoffs] 361 00:15:15,270 --> 00:15:17,402 I've got that covered. My friends are awesome. 362 00:15:17,446 --> 00:15:18,795 Look, that's them right there. 363 00:15:18,838 --> 00:15:20,536 -[Rutherford grunts] -[Tendi coughs] 364 00:15:20,579 --> 00:15:22,930 They've been consolidating anomalies all day. 365 00:15:22,973 --> 00:15:25,671 -It's pretty cool, right? -No, not cool. 366 00:15:25,715 --> 00:15:27,282 Those three are always elbow-deep 367 00:15:27,325 --> 00:15:28,936 in some kind of slime. 368 00:15:28,979 --> 00:15:30,981 Yeah, we work in Starfleet. I mean, slime's a given. 369 00:15:31,025 --> 00:15:33,636 No, wework in Starfleet. 370 00:15:33,679 --> 00:15:35,290 -They work forStarfleet. -[Mariner grunts] 371 00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:38,032 Okay, hold on. They're the same rank as you or me. 372 00:15:38,075 --> 00:15:39,772 And while we've been "playing captain" all day, 373 00:15:39,816 --> 00:15:41,644 they've been doing real work to help the ship. 374 00:15:41,687 --> 00:15:44,038 This isn't a friendship. It's a starship. 375 00:15:44,081 --> 00:15:45,126 Are you a star 376 00:15:45,169 --> 00:15:47,128 -or not? -What? 377 00:15:47,171 --> 00:15:48,825 The bridge crew brought in this crap, 378 00:15:48,868 --> 00:15:50,914 theyshould clean it up. I'm not their mom. 379 00:15:50,958 --> 00:15:53,177 Uh, I don't know. It's not that bad. 380 00:15:53,221 --> 00:15:55,745 It was the worst! I hate this stupid ship. 381 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,226 Whoa, slow to impulse: you love the Cerritos. 382 00:15:58,269 --> 00:16:00,010 Ugh, I must have sounded so stupid. 383 00:16:00,054 --> 00:16:01,751 I thought we were gonna have so much fun 384 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,057 picking up the trash. 385 00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:05,494 Ha! I even volunteered us for it. 386 00:16:05,537 --> 00:16:07,365 -Wait, you did? -Why? 387 00:16:07,409 --> 00:16:09,411 You guys were always sad that we don't go on cool missions. 388 00:16:09,454 --> 00:16:10,934 [distorted]: So Ensign Genius over here 389 00:16:10,978 --> 00:16:11,979 figured it would be fun 390 00:16:12,022 --> 00:16:13,502 to get closer to the action. 391 00:16:13,545 --> 00:16:15,286 But you guys were right. It sucked! 392 00:16:15,330 --> 00:16:16,896 And being lower decks sucks! 393 00:16:16,940 --> 00:16:19,029 I wish I was still on Orion! 394 00:16:19,073 --> 00:16:20,552 Uh, Tendi, that cube's kind of... 395 00:16:20,596 --> 00:16:22,728 Today has been totally degrading! 396 00:16:22,772 --> 00:16:24,948 Uh, maybe-maybe put down the cube before you... 397 00:16:24,992 --> 00:16:27,429 [Tendi grunting] 398 00:16:27,472 --> 00:16:28,517 [roars] 399 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:29,605 [both scream] 400 00:16:29,648 --> 00:16:30,998 [Tendi grunts] 401 00:16:31,041 --> 00:16:32,869 -[Tendi roars] -We got a scorpion here! 402 00:16:32,912 --> 00:16:34,305 What was that cube? 403 00:16:34,349 --> 00:16:35,698 There has to be a way to reverse it. 404 00:16:35,741 --> 00:16:36,612 [Mariner and Rutherford scream] 405 00:16:36,655 --> 00:16:38,353 I'm getting tired of you guys 406 00:16:38,396 --> 00:16:40,746 whining all day! 407 00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:42,052 -[Ransom screams] -[Kayshon gasps] 408 00:16:42,096 --> 00:16:44,272 -[Ransom grunts] -[Tendi roars] 409 00:16:44,315 --> 00:16:46,752 -[roaring] -[screaming] 410 00:16:54,586 --> 00:16:55,848 [screams] Is that Tendi? 411 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,199 We got to do something. 412 00:16:58,242 --> 00:17:00,592 You're right. The crew depends on us. 413 00:17:00,636 --> 00:17:04,379 The Starfleet manual defines "danger" as "a force 414 00:17:04,422 --> 00:17:07,121 -which causes or tends to cause harm." -It is in times of doubt... 415 00:17:07,164 --> 00:17:09,210 -[overlapping speeches] -A ship that encounters no rough wind 416 00:17:09,253 --> 00:17:11,168 is a ship that's never sailed at all. 417 00:17:11,212 --> 00:17:12,952 Are any of you actually gonna do something? 418 00:17:12,996 --> 00:17:15,129 We're doing it. We're inspiring the crew. 419 00:17:15,172 --> 00:17:17,131 We arethe crew! 420 00:17:17,174 --> 00:17:19,394 [panting] Tendi, 421 00:17:19,437 --> 00:17:21,222 I know you're in there. You're gonna be okay. 422 00:17:21,265 --> 00:17:22,788 [roaring] 423 00:17:22,832 --> 00:17:24,094 [Boimler grunts] 424 00:17:24,138 --> 00:17:25,574 [panting] What happened? 425 00:17:25,617 --> 00:17:27,054 Did she touch a mysterious orb? 426 00:17:27,097 --> 00:17:28,446 What? No. It was a cube. 427 00:17:28,490 --> 00:17:30,057 Oh! Uh, I bet it was an Ataxian mood shifter. 428 00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:31,319 I've got this. 429 00:17:31,362 --> 00:17:33,408 [panting] Computer, big bowl of beans, 430 00:17:33,451 --> 00:17:34,931 hot. 431 00:17:37,107 --> 00:17:39,196 Hey, Tendi. Whoa! I sure hope 432 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:41,590 I don't spill these beans on my... [screams] 433 00:17:41,633 --> 00:17:43,679 Aah! Aah, God. 434 00:17:43,722 --> 00:17:45,550 -[Tendi roaring] -[Boimler panting] 435 00:17:45,594 --> 00:17:47,335 Computer, birthday cake, lit candles, 436 00:17:47,378 --> 00:17:48,988 various temperatures. 437 00:17:49,032 --> 00:17:50,903 Wow. 438 00:17:50,947 --> 00:17:53,123 It sure is hard carrying this birthday cake 439 00:17:53,167 --> 00:17:55,734 with all this bean slime on my... [screams, grunts] 440 00:17:55,778 --> 00:17:58,259 -[laughing] -What the hell is he doing? 441 00:17:58,302 --> 00:17:59,477 -[Boimler groans] -Shut up. Look. 442 00:17:59,521 --> 00:18:01,131 Oh, no, and now the candles 443 00:18:01,175 --> 00:18:03,264 have lit my uniform on fire. What a predicament. 444 00:18:03,307 --> 00:18:05,962 [screams, grunts] 445 00:18:06,005 --> 00:18:08,095 -[Tendi continues laughing] -[gasps] It's working. 446 00:18:08,138 --> 00:18:09,748 Her emotional armor is weakening. 447 00:18:09,792 --> 00:18:11,446 [Boimler grunts] 448 00:18:11,489 --> 00:18:13,100 [panting] 449 00:18:13,143 --> 00:18:14,927 Computer, taffy, honey, shrimp, 450 00:18:14,971 --> 00:18:16,451 soda, corn, steak, chicken nugget, 451 00:18:16,494 --> 00:18:17,843 crispy lemon rock candy, 452 00:18:17,887 --> 00:18:19,845 chili, gravy, chocolate sundae! Hot! 453 00:18:19,889 --> 00:18:21,630 [screaming] 454 00:18:22,413 --> 00:18:24,241 -[Tendi laughing] -[Boimler groans] 455 00:18:26,374 --> 00:18:29,551 That was such a waste of reassembled proteins. 456 00:18:29,594 --> 00:18:31,422 [exhales] It really was. 457 00:18:31,466 --> 00:18:33,685 -[chuckles] You okay? -Yeah. 458 00:18:33,729 --> 00:18:35,165 Geez, I was really out of control. 459 00:18:35,209 --> 00:18:36,645 Thanks for saving me. 460 00:18:36,688 --> 00:18:39,735 Oh, of course. That's what we do. 461 00:18:41,824 --> 00:18:43,869 [Tendi and Boimler laugh] 462 00:18:43,913 --> 00:18:45,523 [Ransom groans] 463 00:18:45,567 --> 00:18:48,091 Oh, no. How long were we out? 464 00:18:48,135 --> 00:18:49,527 Rumdar could be anywhere. 465 00:18:49,571 --> 00:18:51,399 We never should have underestimated him. 466 00:18:51,442 --> 00:18:53,270 Shaka? 467 00:18:55,707 --> 00:18:58,232 Maybe we didn't underestimate him. 468 00:18:59,276 --> 00:19:02,018 -[grunts] -T'ANA: Holy [bleep]. 469 00:19:02,061 --> 00:19:04,847 I don't know how he was able to survive in the vacuum of space, 470 00:19:04,890 --> 00:19:08,459 -but he's totally fine. -Uh, Pakleds are strong. 471 00:19:08,503 --> 00:19:10,940 How did you get outside in the first place? 472 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:14,161 I went to the bathroom. When I pressed the flush button, 473 00:19:14,204 --> 00:19:16,728 I got shot out of a little hatch. 474 00:19:16,772 --> 00:19:18,382 Are you sure you weren't in an air lock? 475 00:19:18,426 --> 00:19:21,559 Can I have all your codes now? 476 00:19:21,603 --> 00:19:24,736 [laughs] Get him out of here. 477 00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:27,217 [chanting]: Janeway, die! Janeway, die! 478 00:19:27,261 --> 00:19:29,654 Janeway, die! Janeway, die! 479 00:19:29,698 --> 00:19:32,788 Ah, Rumdar returns. 480 00:19:32,831 --> 00:19:35,443 Hi, everybody. 481 00:19:35,486 --> 00:19:36,879 We tricked you, Janeway. 482 00:19:36,922 --> 00:19:38,402 We never wanted peace. 483 00:19:38,446 --> 00:19:41,318 Rumdar was a spy. [laughs] 484 00:19:41,362 --> 00:19:43,102 What did you learn, spy? 485 00:19:43,146 --> 00:19:45,931 The Enterprisehas the biggest bathrooms ever, 486 00:19:45,975 --> 00:19:48,369 and she is not Captain Janeway. 487 00:19:48,412 --> 00:19:50,153 -She is Captain Freeman! -[Pakleds gasp] 488 00:19:50,197 --> 00:19:52,590 -That's what I've been telling you. -[Rumdar laughs] 489 00:19:52,634 --> 00:19:54,636 I tricked you. 490 00:19:54,679 --> 00:19:57,639 And I didn't give up any information, either. 491 00:19:57,682 --> 00:19:59,293 I'm a good spy. 492 00:19:59,336 --> 00:20:02,687 Well, yes, you are amazing. 493 00:20:02,731 --> 00:20:05,647 I just wish I knew what information you kept secret 494 00:20:05,690 --> 00:20:08,258 so I could know how amazing you are. 495 00:20:08,302 --> 00:20:11,087 I didn't tell you anything about our big plan 496 00:20:11,130 --> 00:20:13,829 to smuggle a Varuvian bomb onto Earth. 497 00:20:13,872 --> 00:20:15,613 -[chuckles] -Is that right? 498 00:20:15,657 --> 00:20:20,227 [chuckles]: Oh, Rumdar, you truly are a master spy. 499 00:20:20,270 --> 00:20:22,272 Two to beam up. 500 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,841 Wait a minute. 501 00:20:25,884 --> 00:20:28,757 You just beat Captain Janeway! 502 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,454 -[fanfare playing] -[cheering] -[chanting]: Rumdar! Rumdar! 503 00:20:30,498 --> 00:20:32,326 Rumdar! Rumdar! 504 00:20:35,590 --> 00:20:38,549 Sorry I requested anomaly consolidation duty 505 00:20:38,593 --> 00:20:40,943 -and, you know, went all scorpion. -Don't apologize. 506 00:20:40,986 --> 00:20:42,814 The truth is, collecting weird space crap 507 00:20:42,858 --> 00:20:44,512 ispart of the fun of Starfleet. 508 00:20:44,555 --> 00:20:46,427 Ah, we were kind of being punks all day. 509 00:20:46,470 --> 00:20:48,080 We should have fed off your enthusiasm, 510 00:20:48,124 --> 00:20:49,908 not tried to tamp it down. 511 00:20:49,952 --> 00:20:51,736 Yeah, you know what? The best anomaly today 512 00:20:51,780 --> 00:20:53,303 was all your silver linings. 513 00:20:53,347 --> 00:20:56,045 -And that skull thing. -Aw, thanks, guys. 514 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,829 [sniffs] Oh, I still smell 515 00:20:57,873 --> 00:20:59,831 like slug-digested scorpion, don't I? 516 00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:02,051 Yeah. The smell of adventure. 517 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,009 [all laugh] 518 00:21:04,053 --> 00:21:07,012 Whoever Ransom picks, remember to keep your cool. 519 00:21:07,056 --> 00:21:08,536 I don't want anyone freaking out. 520 00:21:08,579 --> 00:21:11,321 Sorry, you can't come with us. 521 00:21:11,365 --> 00:21:12,931 That move you pulled in the mess hall 522 00:21:12,975 --> 00:21:15,020 -proves you don't belong in the Redshirts. -Hey. 523 00:21:15,064 --> 00:21:17,414 -My friend was in trouble. -You made a fool of yourself 524 00:21:17,458 --> 00:21:19,764 to make a bug laugh. It was shameful. 525 00:21:19,808 --> 00:21:21,200 All right, you know what's shameful? 526 00:21:21,244 --> 00:21:23,333 Trying to build a persona by copying other captains. 527 00:21:23,377 --> 00:21:25,335 [scoffs] You think Riker did that? 528 00:21:25,379 --> 00:21:27,772 You guys are wasting your time on this Redshirt stuff. 529 00:21:27,816 --> 00:21:30,209 -Be your own captains. -[Casey chuckles] 530 00:21:30,253 --> 00:21:32,211 Cute speech. I'm sure it'll play great 531 00:21:32,255 --> 00:21:35,476 on the lower decks. Come on, guys. 532 00:21:35,519 --> 00:21:38,479 -Guys? -I, um, I think I'm gonna 533 00:21:38,522 --> 00:21:41,525 take a break from the Redshirts, focus on my duties. 534 00:21:41,569 --> 00:21:42,700 -Yeah. -Yeah. 535 00:21:42,744 --> 00:21:44,572 Fine. I'll try to remember you 536 00:21:44,615 --> 00:21:46,661 when I'm boldly going and you're not. 537 00:21:46,704 --> 00:21:49,664 Sir, I'd like to nominate myself for the acting captain position. 538 00:21:49,707 --> 00:21:50,926 -Huh? -I'm the best candidate 539 00:21:50,969 --> 00:21:52,710 to lead the Cerritosto victory. 540 00:21:52,754 --> 00:21:54,495 Oh. I don't care. Sure. 541 00:21:54,538 --> 00:21:56,235 Oh, my God, really? Sir, 542 00:21:56,279 --> 00:21:58,673 thank you. Sir, I won't let you down. 543 00:21:58,716 --> 00:22:01,023 Quick thinking in the mess today, Mr. Boimler. 544 00:22:01,066 --> 00:22:02,503 You showed some real leadership. 545 00:22:02,546 --> 00:22:04,200 Thank you, sir. 546 00:22:04,243 --> 00:22:07,464 Hey, do you want to catch a Winger Bingston show sometime? 547 00:22:07,508 --> 00:22:09,292 Now, that guy can deliver a speech. 548 00:22:09,336 --> 00:22:10,511 You ever see his one-man show 549 00:22:10,554 --> 00:22:11,773 where he played all of Jupiter's moons? 550 00:22:11,816 --> 00:22:14,515 Just got off the comms with Starfleet. 551 00:22:14,558 --> 00:22:16,125 Sounds like we did a great job. 552 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:19,171 -I think that deserves a drink. -Count me in. 553 00:22:19,215 --> 00:22:22,261 -Acting Captain, you have the conn. -[door whooshes open] 554 00:22:22,305 --> 00:22:24,351 [breathes deeply] 555 00:22:24,394 --> 00:22:26,222 ♪ 556 00:22:28,050 --> 00:22:31,140 [breathes deeply] 557 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,360 New shift on deck. Get out of my chair! 558 00:22:33,403 --> 00:22:35,536 Aah! Thank you. This-this was a great honor. 559 00:22:35,579 --> 00:22:37,712 Go clean up Air Lock 17. 560 00:22:37,755 --> 00:22:40,367 Pakled did something unspeakable in there. 561 00:22:40,410 --> 00:22:41,846 Yes, sir. 562 00:22:44,545 --> 00:22:46,024 TENDI: Ooh! And then 563 00:22:46,068 --> 00:22:47,896 he deflated back into regular-sized Rutherford. 564 00:22:47,939 --> 00:22:50,855 Big-body Rutherford? Aw, I missed all the good stuff. 565 00:22:50,899 --> 00:22:52,248 Not allthe good stuff. 566 00:22:52,291 --> 00:22:53,989 Snagged this baby from Shaxs's pile. 567 00:22:54,032 --> 00:22:56,774 Oh, no way. This is a submanifold casting stone. 568 00:22:56,818 --> 00:22:58,776 -A what? -We can use it 569 00:22:58,820 --> 00:23:00,125 to broadcast our voices to other planets. 570 00:23:00,169 --> 00:23:01,605 -What's that good for? -[chuckles] 571 00:23:01,649 --> 00:23:02,780 Yeah, like, what are we gonna do? 572 00:23:02,824 --> 00:23:04,826 Prank call Armus? [chuckles] 573 00:23:08,307 --> 00:23:12,311 I wish I had someone to torture. 574 00:23:12,355 --> 00:23:14,401 -MARINER: Hey, Armus! Shut up, shut up. -[others laugh] 575 00:23:14,444 --> 00:23:17,099 You, uh, you look like a big bag of crap. 576 00:23:17,142 --> 00:23:18,927 ARMUS: Who said that? Show yourself. 577 00:23:18,970 --> 00:23:21,930 I am Armus. This is my domain. 578 00:23:21,973 --> 00:23:23,845 MARINER: Yeah, we already know you're Armus, dummy. 579 00:23:23,888 --> 00:23:25,020 BOIMLER [singsongy]: Come and find us. 580 00:23:25,063 --> 00:23:26,587 We're touching your stuff. 581 00:23:26,630 --> 00:23:27,849 ARMUS: What stuff? Stop that! 582 00:23:27,892 --> 00:23:30,155 When I find you, I'm gonna kill you 583 00:23:30,199 --> 00:23:31,896 with a flake of my power! 584 00:23:31,940 --> 00:23:34,899 I am a skin of evil. [grunts] 585 00:23:34,943 --> 00:23:36,292 -TENDI: More like a puddle of [bleep]. -[others laughing] 586 00:23:36,335 --> 00:23:38,555 ARMUS: Damn you! 587 00:24:36,657 --> 00:24:38,006 [man imitates weapons firing] 588 00:24:40,182 --> 00:24:40,617 Chirp.